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My Buddies!!!
this is for my buddies angel and jenny. You know we have all had fun times. Like with me and angel at the fair when i got hit in the face and you was there to help me b/c of that dumb bitch. andriding down 81 next to matt and kenny in our bra's and seeing there faces was priceless. And going to club zero wit robert. WOW! Fuckin marshall. damn!! and me and kenny and you and matt all "together" and all the shit that happened than, and playing 3 man with me for the first time and calling kenny, jeff when he came into lay next to me when i was passed out. Or you me and jen drivin down the rd after my christmas party. Hell and me and jenny driving around pissin off byron and jeff and there new gurls OMG so much fuckin fun. Or jenny me and you and r drunk party that was funny. I love both you all your my gurls b/c THATS HOW WE ROLL!!! We all got it like dat.

My Baby Died Tomorrow
Those of you that know me know that Stanly (my puppy) is like a son. He is a BIG part of my world!!! He has been VERY sick lately and is suufering way too much. He is either in pain or drugged. He can barely walk and has lost sooo much weight.He has arthritis in his lower spine and nothing can be done for him. Yesterday I decided it would be best to let him get some peace. That was one of the hardest decisions I have ever made. Tomorrow at 5pm I take him to the vet. .....................

Thoughts For The Week...
Just for those who care whats really goin on while the media diverts your attention with that 3 ring circus they call Iowa caukas (yup i know its prolly misspelled,lol). Congress passed, and President George W. Bush signed, the Secure Fence Act (SFA) in 2006. When the spending bill, which combines appropriations for a number of federal agencies, reached the Senate, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Tex.) attached S.Amdt. 2466 to the measure in order to silently gut the SFA's spending requirement. The Hutchison amendment reads, "Nothing in this paragraph shall require the secretary of homeland security to install fencing, physical barriers, roads, lighting, cameras and sensors in a particular location along an international border of the United States, if the secretary determines that the use or placement of such resources is not the most appropriate means to achieve and maintain operational control over the international border at such location." Thus, critics argue the amendment res

Where Are You Christmas?
Heard this the other day in the car and it made me cry. I feel like every year Christmas looses more and more of the joy and magic. Everytime it comes around I resent it more and more. I watch myself, my family and my friends, fret and worry over being able to afford gifts, stress about getting it all done on time and then in one day, a month or mores worth os stress is over. Everyone feels so obligated and nothing comes from the heart. As a child it was so different, it meant such different things. Time and circumstance killed christmas. For me atleast. Its nothing anymore but sorrow. Christmas 2002 was the final blow. I drove to my aunts with my sick pet mouse christmas eve. I woke up christmas morning to find my mouse dead, and my father unable to make it out because of the snow. What a wonderful gift from the gods. I had my christmas and dinner with him several weeks later, in his car, on my 30 minute break from work. The next time i saw him he had been eatten alive by cance

Fu-owned
I am Fu-Owned by this wonderful man. RATE/FAN/ADD HIM PLEASE Mikey The ▪▫Pіŧßułł МãҒiã ▫▪ Hitman@ fubar What can I say about this guy?? Well, he is absolutely amazing :D He always stops by to top me up when I'm dry...lol...and he is always there for his friends...he is so friendly and such a sweetheart...he'll do anything to help you out in a pinch :D And, of course...the Godfather list...he puts so much work into this list...to show us all how much we have to go, and to get us help from our friends...and even after my reset, I had all the points to go....and he still included me on the list :D He has been such an amazing friend to me....

The Hypnotist
THE HYPNOTIST It was entertainment time at the Day Centre for the elderly and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ....' The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist

Blasts..$$
am i getting this? f f f fff ffff I’ve got a couple of amazing reasons to celebrate! While others have been out making drama I’ve been busy making money!! I wanna give some to you!! OK, not my REAL money – but Fu-bucks AND blasts. So help me celebrate my recent great news! I’m feeling so lucky I’m hosting back to back Happy Hours on Thursday 12/13 At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time (that’s 10 and 11 EST). During those TWO HOURS ONLY I’m offering the usual deal AND ~~ A Special Free Blast Twist ~~ • So pick any contestant in my “Give-Away” folder. I want you to hit me and peach..come on..we need some love and you need fu $$$..and even a blast..hit the pic and love us and win something • Give him/her 100 comments. • I give YOU 10,000 Fu-Bucks. That’s right -- $100 Fu-bucks PER comment! ~~~ Here’s the Free Blast Special Twist

Upset And Depressed
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?", asked the Mom. "Mom I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head. The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?", he asked. His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head too. The next day the Mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football game. "For Christ's sake, what are you doing?" she cried. The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm doing?

Love At First Sight...?
Dreamed I killed God and woke up I dreamed I killed God and woke up He was begging please, please, please, no dont I dreamed I killed God and woke up Rain on me in my dream, ah and time drive, and time drives my mind oh Im not safe and no one can save you for some reason talk to me I talk to you, I talk to myself talk to someone else oh, yeah, yeah I want you to follow, just follow its only a, its only a dream, its only a I dreamed I killed God and woke up He was lying, bleeding wishing she was, she was here now, yeah, yeah He died, its passing its passing, hopefully hopefully, do what I did I dreamed I killed God, I dreamed I killed God I dreamed I, is he dead I remember thinking so, they said he was, he was, he was dead couldnt have been I dreamt it again Oh,yeah To change the world, start with one step However small, the first step is hardest of all Once you get your gait, you'll be walkin' tall You said you never did, cuz you might die tryin'

Lets Go
For all to see and to know. I'm Finally Divorced. And now I find it so weird to get back into the dating seen. I really dont think i know how, but i guess guys around here find me to scary to talk too. Hell i dont know. Just because i have alot of tattoo's doesnt mean that i'm mean at all i just like them and just says i can handle more pain then others. So i have to wonder if it is me, why guys dont ask me. Tell me what you think? Have i lost my beauty because of my tattoo's? I'll tell you what. I love the army but i would like to stay home long enough to do what i want when i want. So like a dumb ass i signed up for eight years. So for eight years i'm going to get fucked over. Sounds like fun. I'll ask you guys a question. If someone told you that you can not have sex, drink, dress a way they approve, and pretty much listen to what they tell you or you will pay, what would you do? Someone you doesn't know you but will put you in a area that you could die in. Sounds kindda mean doesn'

A Different Kind Of Christmas Poem
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A Raven @ Work
What happenin!! What? Ain't shit ova here? You do ya thang, I know, I can digg it. Salutes all day. Nevea one to hate on tha next! Invest in me and ya'll get good results. Thats my word. Forget a interlude. Would like to seduce you with my selective words. I want to get down to tha business. Why beat around tha bush when ya can slide in! I'll be your Interier Designer! Brake your walls down, Jus to fit in. And rebuild them like Bob tha builda! Why lie? I jus know what I want out of life. To see you perform tha role of you. Desired With Sweetness!

Ok Ladys Read This Plz
ok for the record yes im single but you need to be also no married women or involved women either sorry but dont need extra bullshit why should you peace out oh and rate me as well and ill return the favor thankx

They Live Among Us
They Walk Among Us I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it Back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor And gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was a University of Southern California graduate and knew what she was doing, and Returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin At MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane ..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that Said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' She said, 'so I guess they're both free' She handed me my free sandwiches And I walked out the door. ..............They Walk Among Us

My First Serious Poem
Broken By: Raso She has the eyes of an angel that has lost its wings. The life she knew destroyed, torn apart. Her heart beats empty echoes.useless to her now. Yet continues, relentless, unwilling to stop. Tears replaced a numbness. Questions of confusion, shock. Replaying moments in her head. What should be, what was, is not. Sorrow replaced by rage. Rage replaced by a memory. A time of pure emotion, of bliss Recorded in one tear stained page of a diary. Thumbing through pictures Of smiles, unstaged, pure never to be shared together again burn brightly in the fire, to see them, to much to endure A vow at that moment never to be exposed again. To barricade herself not to feel With emotional instincts wrong, and lies believed Forever to carry internal scars. The scars which never heal.

Friends List
hmm i see alot of what seem to be decent people on my list, but there are some of you that haven't sent me a message or chatted with me...and why is THAT ? so.....will the "mystery guests please sign in" lol. moral of this short story: if you have time, id love to get to know more of you on my list since alot of you live in my city!

Cheating Boyfriend?
ok I have been checking the history when i get home every morning and I noticed that my boyfriend has been looking up porn ( that doesn't bother me i like porn but he says he didn't do it and there is only the two of us on this computer) and his ex girlfriends.....he's made a myspace profile and won't add me as a friend. a few months back I was getting these text messages from a dating service he was suscribed to, he also didn't know anything about. and was messaging this 16 year old things like I'm wanting and hoping to hear from you soon, the pics on your profile look amazing... his excuse was he was setting his cousin up with her. now it may just be my paranoia but now he has added aim and i found a personals thing on the history, I'm a very jealous person psychotic doesn't even begin to describe what I would be if another lame asshole is cheating on me. I'll neuter him with a butter knife. but the main thing is why can't some just be honest? if you don't want to be with some one j

Vodka Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups of dried fruit, Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, orn

What I'm Thinking
I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money - Pablo Picasso Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige I'm against any deal I'm not in on. - Tip O'Neill In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. - Jimmy Carter Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Bradley In the city of York there's lass Who will hitch up her dress when you pass. If you toss her two bits She will strip to the tits And let you explore her bare ass. Just in case I get busy; I wanted to wish all those fathers I know and all those fathers I don't know; a happy father's day. Only a real man can be a true father to their kid. This includes stepfathers, adoptive fahers and surrogate fathers. I raise my glass to you.

1957 Vs 2007
SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good caning by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to uni, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tel

Compassion
Female Compassion. A man was lying on a blanket at the beach He had no arms or legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug" The man said "No", So she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss". The man said "No", So she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear, "Have you ever been Fucked? The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No" The woman smiled and said "You will be when the tide comes in."

Merry Christmas
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes, you see them and they make you cry" This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." JUST HAD TO SEND YOU THIS O

My Burning Retinas
amy winehouse looks like a crackwhore... yeah that's all i have to say about that. jesus h christ i'm glad i don't pay attention to celebrities and all that shit too often. please have her sterilized and get her off the blow

Not Online Anymore
Um yeah so look i dont have the net anymore. so i wont be on...dont think im mad at you...its not that..i dont have my phone on right now...but when i get it on.,..some of u have my number so u can call or i will call you.....umm im sorry for this,....but i have to go. Love you all Jessi

Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns ------ All three missed it --- This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance. Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the Tomb of the Unknowns, and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the Highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds, for the same reason as answer number 1. 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outside shoul

Waiting
The longing in my soul can’t be easily quenched. The aching in my body can’t be quickly relieved. The suffering in my heart can’t be readily controlled. The questioning in my mind can’t be automatically silenced. Wanting to reach out and gather you to me. Needing to touch your body as well as your soul. Desiring to have you fill me completely with your essence. Demanding that you never let me go. Come to me in blissful anticipation of what can be. Accept me as I am with all of my intricacies. Nourish my mind as well as my soul. Love me because of who I am. I wonder if you notice me, see the true me. Do you know of my intense longings for you? Do you even care that I have these unyielding feelings? Do you know how much I have to offer and give to you? I think my quick glances in your direction are futile. I believe if you did care, I would surely know it. I hope in my heart that if this is to be, it will happen.

New Graphic That I Made. Computer Wallpaper Of The Joker.
Just did this, I dig it. Anybody that feels like clicking the box and rating/commenting it would be awesome. Always love feedback. Check it out, might dig it too. There's also a link on that page you view of a better quality version since that website scales it down to their limits. Thanks Scott

Rest In Peace London
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *Shell-Bell* Date: Dec 12, 2007 10:21 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Eric (my slave name)Date: Dec 12, 2007 8:13 AMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NO ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DONT GIVE THEM TO NO ONE THAT U DONT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH, ..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WHAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNOW LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY B

Bunnybunz's Lounge
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar Þøóµ ßêå® Greeter of Bi chics house of pain

Hhhmmmm : )
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve Fergo

Holidays
Happy Holidays! I just wanted to post my thoughts to all the people I've met here and the friends I have made. It has been a rather rough year for me: first getting layed off due to the economy and still job hunting, then the death of my cat, then my brother dying in December...not a great year. I do hope 2009 brings much more happiness...perhaps getting to meet some of you in person! and a new job! lol. I can't afford to be "prematurely retired" if I don't have the money to enjoy it! It will be a new year soon, a new beginning again...with the economy the way it is and our uncertain government, let's hope we can all prosper and get ahead. I already have the treasures of friends found here. You all know who you are! Christmas Blessings to you...and for all of us, a Very Happy New YEar ahead! Lee in Texas WELL, LOOK WHAT THE EASTER BUNNY LEFT ME WHEN I GOT ON HERE THIS AFTERNOON NOW! THE OTHER DAY I NOTICED ABOUT 3 OR 4 YOUNG/NEW PEOPLE ON HERE HAD ALL DOWNRATED ME...THEIR PIC

A Christmas Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, O TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT

Catherin Linde
I am looking for a future behalf, age requirement 40 above, w/ good attitude, hardworking, and will give his honor of love to me and to my only one child a one year old child. Please pm me at catherinelinde88@yahoo.com

Diary Of Secretiive Thoughts
Sitting here listening to Otis Redding sing "Dreaming of a White Christmas" I begin to think of what mine will be like. Once upon a time my house glowed with happiness and cheer around Christmas time, and now that glow is extremely dull. As the years have gone by I noticed that people hardly dream for a white Christmas any more; they just want Christmas to come so that bills and other responsibilities can be neglected as they feel obligated to provide just a few hours of satisfaction to the ones they care for. Anywho, a group I'm with on campus adopted a local first grade class, and today we took the gifts that we bought for the children. My two kids wanted a Hannah Montana CD and a car. When the little girl saw the Hannah Montana CD and board game she hugged me soooo much. That made me reconsider wanting children, because (thanks to two terrible nephews), I was truly considering getting my tubes tied. The little boy was just happy with his gift, but the girl hugged me so much, i

It's Over
Well the semester is over and so far I have passed two of my classes. I am ready to go home now for the holidays and I am wishing everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR and I might not be on as much so please be patient with me until I do get back.

Lyrics
she makes all the guys at school turn their heads and start to drool and i would marry her if i could (?) the star of every young boys dream i surley would not have guessed she starved herself to fit that dress well now the truth is out at last that she's been on a two year fast oh annie annie annie annie oh annie's anorexic annie's anorexic oh my annie her mom went nuts when she heard the news the girl scout with too much to lose she never skipped class in her life but she skipped dinner every time i surley would not have guessed she starved herself to fit that dress she looked so fine how could i tell that deep inside whe wasn't well hangin' with her friends you know she looked so very (?) she laughed at all my jokes and she didn't find me funny when it comes down to (???) she'll pass by everybody I don't know where you are tonight But something tells me That you're not doing all right Well I don't need to hear you say That you love me everyday As long

Kids
For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally. "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to Investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Pissy Mood
Ok so Yes i am a little sexually frustrated. Why is it, that, it is so easy for men to get off and not women? I mean there is only so many things you can do before you admit to needing help. I don't want mechanical toy, i want action! I am impatient and when i want it, i want it now. I hate the fact that when you find someone good, it is fuckin amazing, and so hard not to crave it again. I am a nympho, and he satisfied my need. AHHHHHHHHHHH How do you get rid of this craving? Melissa

Little Ralphy
LITTLE RALPHY A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.' LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the fa

Dj Logan @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
ON AIR NOW!!!! IN HOME OF THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME AND GET TO KNOW SOME OF THEM!!! AND .... SIT BACK...RELAX... AND ENJOY SOME OF THE GREATEST TUNES TO HIT THE AIRWAVES!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ GREEN MOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ ZOMBIE~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~DJ KICKASS~*~ ~*~DJ DOMINIQ~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND C

Therapy For Married Couple ...
A husband and wife went for marriage counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately while fondling her breasts and crotch. The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down as though she was in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week...... Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied: "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on

New Bomber Family
about 2 or 3 weeks ago i seen a bulletin with an 800 # that people could call and let their kids hear a message from santa starting on the 13th counting down the 12 days of christmas. well i tried calling it tonight for my 4 year old to hear. all i got when i called 1-800-972-6242 is this: "were sorry your call can not be completed as dialed". so i went on a wild goose chase to see if maybe i had wrote the number wrong and if i did..to get the right number. well i found out that the number was indeed right and then also found this...... The reason you can no longer call Santa, is because this was a small company's 800# that they set up for their employees children. Unfortunately it got out, is all over the web, and the phone bill is huge. They had to disconnect it. It may be free to us, but someone has to pay for the 800#. My husband and I are starting a bombing family that is willing to help comment bomb anyone in contests and giveaways. We are also willing to give help to peop

~my Song To Him,,,~
~this really sais it all when it comes to me and my feelinngs for and about myMaster since the very beginning of O/our relationship and the more it grows the more this song just fits U/us T/together as the T/team W/we are,,~

The Dancers Creed
A Dancers Creed Seduction Conduction I do so well; causing swell. Mind tease so easily pleased. Pleasure i send, needs i mend. Lost they are, weak, not the boss, not happy...empty... they pay my cost. I say words that brings loins to life. My curves grind in fevored might. I take his bills; and sigh... smile... and say GOODBYE!

My First Ever Blog
As forward as I move, I guess it is time to make it into 2007. Welcome to my first blog. I have no idea how this thing works. I guess kinda like an online diary...My thoughts...Well, is there a limit to blogs size? I have to admit, I do like this place. It is definately more exciting, and promotes networking and talking more than myhell. One day I think I will definately be adding a second. I think for now, I will see how this works. Hopefully it posts right. It can't be that hard can it? I mean, 12 year olds do it...LOL!

Raaaaawwwwwrrrrr!
There was a bag of chips stuck in the vending machine. I decided to get another one and get the one that was stuck for free. That one got stuck too! I decided to try one more time (IT wasn't my money ^.^) That one got stuck too! Now I payed for two and there are three bags stuck. I decide to try one more time. The last one I bought knocked the first one and two of the ones I bought down. I payed for three, I got three and one is still stuck.

Fear
Have you had a friend, especially a friend with benefits? How do you tell them things? Personal things, or even things that you're afraid to bring up? Do you get anxiety attacks? Do your nerves freeze up in fear? Does you stomach tighten and hurt? Mine does. How do you go from FWB, to something else, something more, something deeper, especially when you're afraid to speak your mind. Not that you are afraid of your friend, not by any means, but afraid of the consequence if what you say is taken wrong, or they can't or won't, feel the same way. I get attached to people, perhaps I open my heart too easily, but there it is. You're afraid to change the status quo because a) you don't know how to tell them that you'd be willing to be more (if that is how your friendship grows) or b) because they will take it wrong and walk away (just like everyone else has) I'm tired of the 'fly by night guys', I want someone more steady, someone that wants to be with me, and not just for the sex, but bec

I'm Funny
> > > > > I THINK THE AUCTIONS ARE COOL IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO GET IN ONE AND OFFER HAPPY HOURS, VIPS, OR BLASTS TO HAVE PPL BID ON YOU, BUT SOME OF US CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT.....SO HERE IS THE THING I WAS THINKING I WOULD DO ... I WILL PUT MYSELF AND OTHER ORPHANS LISTED BELOW UP FOR ADOPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME OR ONE OF MY ORPHANS AND BUY THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR, BLAST OR VIP YOUR ORPHAN WILL RATE ALL PICS AND STASH AND ADD ADOPTED BY * ADOPTERS NAME *FOR ADOPTING THEM..OTHER THAN THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE WHAT ELSE THEY MAY BE WILLING TO DO *WINK* > > NO ORPHAN WILL BE TURNED AWAY...SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED TO MY LIST OF FU-ORPHANS... > Hugssss & Kissess LOBOSHEWOLF > > > >

~cyber Sex .....this Is Funny~
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cyber sex." Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following tran of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Sajad: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Sajad: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from C&A. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of madras sauce on it from dinner...and it smells funny. Sweethart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? Sajad: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm

Maxines
IF YOUR BODY WAS A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! JUST KIDDING - YOU GET BETTER WITH TIME...

Love
One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more 'just one minute.' Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say 'I love you.' So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ... old cars... and children with bad report cards, dogs with bad hips, aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep ---like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them close! Suppose one mornin

Sex Ain't Like It Use 2 B
We all had them just think aboutit. remember when the head was the hook up and the lion was a beast? What the hell happens that changes the head into nevermind or u want what? And then the lion turns into the one on the yellow brick road and it needs a brain (fuck the heart). Damn i just grit my teeth 4 thoses of u who is a suspect in this situation. see the problem is u fall victim 2 that feeling everyone confuses with love. Yeah, Love, I simply tell a female I love them they damn near ready 2 go. Hell if they let me finish i would b saying love 2 do it to you. but then they turn around and show me, by giving me some love Aka Legs Open Very Easy. I think it is nothing worst then having one who is the bomb and then u remember the slowly growing dud at home. I guess if u wait around 4 the one u want and stay with the one u wit until then. I guess u will just continue 2 dewindle away in marriage. because everyone know if u stick around long enough u'll get stuck and test the w

Sarge's Bad Girls Of Fubar
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To The People In The United States
My Thought's not the Thought's of anyone affiliated with me. I feel that The United States people are starting to be so closed minded. They are not standing up for there rights. Is it because they are scared of the Government ? Are they scared of President Bush? Bush has pushed his luck to far! He has brought The United States to the brink of global war. He has lied about Iraq and hasn't gone after Bin Laden. At no time in his state of the union he didn't talk about the people of New Orleans and Katrina. He wants to open a part of the border so people want walk over anytime. His reason behind this is if we open a part of the border so anyone can come over easier they will not sneak over. If you didn't know Bush had a cocaine problem. There is a man who went to college with Bush who said " He has direct knowledge of young Bush selling cocaine in his college years". The Yale man adamantly refused to go on the record, on the grounds that he had no desire to authenticate a story that c

Love
I am becoming me again i changed alot in the last 2 years trying to be what i was needed to be and what i thought my husband wanted me to be I do love him i shall not lie But when is love not enough to but up with the hell that he has put me thru and said and done to me Love damn near destroyed me cause i made promises that are killing me cause i am having to break them i never brake promises but my husband has left me no choice he says he doesnt need a bitch in his life well id like to know what i did so wrong that makes him say that I cooked his meals i tried to give him a child i never cheated i did what he wanted 95% of the time I always bought him things and not myself when i would do things i did them to make him happy i stood by him thru his deployment and his return cause of his ptsd i dealt with alot and it was all for nothing He never thanked me for being there for him it was always take take take then it meant nothing to him once his drinking buddys came into our lifes It di

Please Read Info
AS OF SEPTMEBER 14, 2011.. IM NOT GOING TO HELP ONE GOD DAMN PERSON OR FRIEND ON HERE NO MORE! SO IF YOU DONT LIKE ME SAYING THIS.. WELL TUFF SHIT! CAUSE IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF OTHER PEOPLE ON HERE COMING TO ME AND ASKING ME TO HELP THEM IN CONTEST OR TO HELP THERE FRIENDS... THAT GOING TO STOP AS OF RIGHT NOW! SORRY IF THIS IS CAUSING ANY PROBLEMS.... CAUSE I TRY GET PEOPLE TO MY LOUNGE AND I CANT OR CANT FIND ANYONE WHO WILL HELP ME AS A PROMOTER AND ALSO CANT GET OTHER HELP ME LEVEL UP EITHER. SO IF YOU WANNA HELP ME LEVEL UP OR HELP ME IN MY LOUNGE... WELL LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IN MY SHOUTBOX OR EMAIL THANKS, ReNeGaDE AS OF MARCH 19TH.2008 IM NOT GOING TO HELP ONE GOD DAMN PERSON OR FRIEND ON HERE NO MORE! SO IF YOU DONT LIKE ME SAYING THIS.. WELL TUFF SHIT! CAUSE IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF OTHER PEOPLE ON HERE COMING TO ME AND ASKING ME TO HELP THEM IN CONTEST OR TO HELP THERE FRIENDS... THAT GOING TO STOP AS OF RIGHT NOW! SORRY IF THIS IS CAUSING ANY PROBLEMS....

Im Sick Of Psychos
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I MEET SOMEONE THAT I FEEL THEY ARE THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND THY ALL TURN OUT TO BE COMPLET PSYCHOS I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN FACT I DONT KONW THAT I HAVE EVER MET SOMEONE THATS NOT A PSYCHO!!!!!!!! THEY ALWAYS SEEM SO GREAT IN THE BEGINNING AND THEN AFTER THEY HAVEU SUCKED INTO THERE WRATH ITS ALL OVER IM SO SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dj Kulvir @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?! HAS THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME FOR SOME AWESOME TUNES, GREAT CHAT..AND!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS!!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~ (Lead DJ) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ GREENMOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ ZOMBIE~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~DJ KICKASS~*~ ~*~DJ DOMINIQ~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND LISTEN FOR A BIT... YOU MIGHT JUST FIND THAT HOME AWAY FROM HOME YOU'VE BEEN WAN

Holy Shit!!
So I went to the grocery store today. This is usually an easy task to perform, assuming you are a normal person. You get there, get the groceries you need, pay for it, then leave. I, however, am not normal. I got there at a decent time, about 5pm, maybe closer to 6, I'm not exactly sure. I was probably doing about 45mph when I drove into the front door of the building (don't worry, no one was hurt). Immediatly I dove out of the windshield and shards of glass riddled the skin of all the curious bastards surrounding my car. You know what they say, "curiousity shoots pieces of glass at cats". Anyways, I ran straight across the store, and I did it pretty fast. I wasn't looking at my watch, so I'm not sure how fast I was going, but parts of my clothes had started on fire. I could have easily doused the flames with an ice spell or something, but I didn't want to waste my mana, so I just took all my clothes off. I was just where I wanted to be, though, in the aisle with all the kitchen ute

Personality
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP) Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Aftershock Bulletins
ZOOM ON IN TO?!?!?! WE HAVE THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME CROWE 008 (TRIPLE-A TEAM LEAD) FOR SOME AWESOME TUNES, GREAT CHAT..AND!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS!!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~ (Lead DJ) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ GREENMOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND LISTEN FOR A BIT... YOU MIGHT JUST FIND THAT HOME AWAY FROM HOME YOU'VE BEEN WANTING... THE DRAMA FREE ZONE... WHERE YOU

Help Me While Helping Yourself
Stephanie is feeling so lucky she's hosting back to back Happy Hours on Thursday 12/13 At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time (that’s 10 and 11 EST). During those TWO HOURS ONLY She's offering the usual deal AND ~~ A Special Free Blast Twist ~~ • Click This Pic and.... • Put on 100 comments. • Stephanie will give YOU 10,000 Fu-Bucks. That’s right -- $100 Fu-bucks PER comment! ~~~ Here’s the Free Blast Special Twist ~~~ There will be 6 give-away pics designated as “Lucky Contestants”. Give one of THEM 100 comments and Stephanie will also give YOU a 1-Day Blast! Give one of the “Lucky Contestants” 300 comments and Stephanie will give YOU a 3-Day Blast!! RULES/RESTRICTIONS: - Must not leave NSFW comments. Be friendly. Drama free. Etc… - You MUST email Stephanie (do not shout her!) and let her know how many comments you left and on which contestant. - Offer is ONLY good during the above referenced time. - OFFER ONLY PERTAINS TO CONTESTANTS ON

Decoding Women's Personal Ads
Ø 40-ish..................................49. Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Ø Athletic................................No breasts. Ø Average looking.....................Moooo. Ø Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Ø Feminist...............................Fat. Ø Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut. Ø New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate. Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Ø Professional................. ..........Bitch. Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. Buddy of mine sent this to me, thought it was worth posting =)

Welcome My Bro Sammydagonz
HEY MY BOY SAMMYDAGONZ JUST SIGNED UP ON FUBAR... SHOW HIM SO FU LOVE... GET AT HIM, RATE HIM, CRUSH HIM, FAN HIM, ADD HIM, SHOW HIM WHY WE ARE SO TIGHT ON FUBAR... KEEP THE LOVE ROLLING... START WITH MY BOY SAMMY... LADIES THIS IS SAMMY TO THE RIGHT OF ME YOUR LEFT LOOKING AT THE PICTURE. SAM THINKS THIS IS ANOTHER MYSPACE AND I TOLD HIM MYSPACE AIN'T GOT SH*T ON FUBAR. PLEASE HELP ME GREET ONE OF FUBARS NEWEST FUBIES SAM AND DISPELL THE MYTH THAT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER SOCIAL SITE... DON'T DROOL TOO MUCH... I KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU ALL SEE PICTURES AND START TO GET WET... HAAA... WELL SOAK HIS ASS... LOL... MAKE SURE YOU SHOW SAMMY SOME LOVE!!! SAMMY YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ][D ][ ][V][ ][D' ][))

Other Ways To Find Me
http://www.hoverspot.com/krazyjbird www.bebo.com/JasonW255 http://krazyjbird.hi5.com http://fubar.com/krazymakavelij facebook.com krazyjbird@yahoo.com krazyjason23@yahoo.com http://www.myspace.com/krazymakavelij cell # 216-799-3300 holla at your boy stop bye ~n~ say hi playa

Where Are The Nice Guys?
I see this question posted with some regularity on the internet, so I thought I'd take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven't figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He'd tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn't feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were fucking treated you. At the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how he was a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him. They probably teased you because they thought he had a crush on you. Given that his behavior was, admittedly, a little pathetic, you vehemently denied having any romantic feelings fo

Why Do We Have 2 Know Everyones Vote On Mums @nd Pic& Profie Comments~~~~~this Is An Invasion Of Privacy
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! I havent heard or read an blogs about this,but a bulletin or 2,But Why did they decide to air on Bartab when each person votes on ANYTHING????To me its a TOTAL Invasion of everyones privacy.Must We all know when each person does all the crap?To me its a WASTE of time and tells mme MORE than I need 2 know.I hope baby j(the jerk of the century)Takes it back to how it used to be.If i get enough of comments or feedback,I PROMISE TO FORWARD it to baby j.Do u want everything shown? Some of it dont matter too me,but I have to read all the useless crap & I do NOT like it at all!!! Back in 1974(Dec 23),my Dad died after being released from the hospital.[a blood clot in his eye broke loose & and hit his heart.I was 15. Several of the people I went to grade school with,died in accidents thru the years around that time of year also. Loosin my dad was bad enough on Dec23,but the most horrific deaths on that day(Dec 23)happened in 2003! Nikki & her 7week b

Christmas Surprise
Yesterday when I got home from work there was a package sitting on the table it had came fedex.. I asked whats this? They said we don't know its for you..... as I started opening it I knew WHO it was from.. she's a sweet heart and always makes me smile. She had asked me for my address .. I told her not to.. but you can't tell her NO! LOL Sooooooooo sweet isn't she :D

Poemz
life, it will let ya down, you get back up, and your thrown to ground. sometimes i wonder will i find the girl for me, or will i just be plundered. the thought never escapes, all the times i've tried, no body relates, i always get fried. all them girls promise everything they say one thing, and give you fuckin nothing. you give you give, and ya try and try, but all them girls, just like ta fry. they fry your heart and ya soul, never let down, or yall be schooled. i'm tired im so tired of lookin i want my girl i want her now will i find her? i hope so now. i hope she holds me i hope she's cool someday ill find her, and ill make yall drool. please lord let me find her soon, i need my love, i need my life, i need my one, to tell me, itll be alright. lord send me mine send me my love, make us work, and fit like a glove. ill keep lookin, cuz thats what i do, then one day girl, itll be just me and you.

Hey Yense....
Any of yense got myspace? Come visit me there also. It's set to private but i'll let you in, if youre nice! lol http://www.myspace.com/nikkidwillis Got yahoo messenger? my id is recycled_absence Have a good day!!!! ~Nikki Happy New Years!!! Hope yense all well! *SMILES*

Christmas Soldier
Christmas Soldier - (read like "Twas the night before Christmas) The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face wea

Fubar Stuff
In a few days I will post a blog explaing how to get these.. Please add me so it will notify you when I post it. When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The fir

Free Food & Drinks 2nite!
If your in the Chicago area 2nite is Customer appreciation day at my fav bar. It's on the norhtside of chicago in the Depaul area 950 w webster is the address. Its open bar and buffet from 7-9 some come on down to this chill college bar plenty of tv's & people to watch. Not to mention DJ Ricky Baldwin will be spinn'n ur fav tunes old to new x-mas to whatever.

What's Its Go To Be
WTF is your problem? I don't understand why the hell ppl got to act so damn stupid sometimes. Like the world revolves around them. Screw you cause it ain't. Stupid azz ppl sayin stupid azz things just to make them feel good about them self. Yeah i got an attitude and cant nobody make me change it. I'm just tired of all the fake azz ppl, the ppl that wanna tell me how to run my life, the ppl that think they know me but really don't know me. Just leave me alone. I don't wanna be bother with any of ya'll bullshyt. I'm growin up to be a beautiful, smart, independent but bad azz with an attitude kind of a woman. I'm just lettin ya'll know leave me alone with the BS cause only god can judge me not you If I had no more time No more time left to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was it everything that you were looking for? If I couldn't feel your touch And no longer were you with me I'd be wishing you were here To be everything that I'd be looking for I don't wanna forget the

Nice Guys
TAURUS - The Enduring One (4/20-5/20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. VIRGO - The Perfectionist (8/23-9/22) Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One (10/23-11/21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or posse

The Tao Of Steve: Chapter 4, Deborah
The Tao of Steve: Chapter 4: Deborah Deborah wanders around her place, thinking about doing her yearly clean up. She notices a box in the closet. She calls it "the toy box". It has always been is behind everything in the closet. She opens it. In there she has the dildo, vibrators and sexy lingerie. They haven’t seen the light of day for quite a while. Deborah tries on her favorite teddy and wonders when was the last time she had it on. It’s pink, lacey, and she loves the way it feels against her skin, her nipples. She likes the way the seam rides up between her legs, just like her jeans. She first learned about this seam while she was at work chatting online with a certain friend. He always seemed to have a way of getting her hot and bothered. It didn’t help that she wasn’t getting all she needed at home from her husband. She thought of Steve, her online lover and all they had in common, how much she craved what only he seemed to give her. She felt the usual wetness begin to form be

Gaming
Let me relieve you of some blood! lol Just a simple click, nothing more. Help me rid the world of Werewolves by making my Vampire strong :-P CLICK HERE TO BLOOD LET Also if you are into browser based games CHECK THESE OUT! They're great games :-P

1 Month Vip Or 7 Day Blast
Hi All These friends need your help they have entered a giveway for a 1 Month VIP or 7 Day Blast. They each need 10,000 comments to get the gift. No time limit, all I ask is that you Fan, Add & Rate me as do the friends who leave you comments. BOMBING YOURSELF ALSO HELPS http://fubar.com/user/1088271 http://www.fubar.com/user/546092 http://fubar.com/user/1411163 'Pen!sFlyTrap [Shadow Levelers]' Karen aka '~{Owner of The Helping Hands Club ~ Karen878806 R/F/A/Bling Me ~ Shadow Levelers ~}'' Jessica aka 'cherokee_babe1988 R/F/A me~~ ClubMystic' Zachary Jackson II aka 'BigDaddyZach2004(Wolves of Wiccan Society)' http://fubar.com/user/924684

Doing Great
well i'm doin good....the baby is doin good i'm now 33 weeks and holdin..lol....so its gettin closer and closer to the due date...and i cant wait i want to see what and who he is gonna look like...i would rather him look like me then his father but i cant help that thou...lol...and as far as my other son thomas he is doin good...school is goin better for him he's a little smarty...but gotta love'em....well just wanted to update alot of ya ....hugs and kisses well wow this is my 1st blog on here..lol well i'm a single mom of a 6 yr old boy and a baby boy on the way in the next 2 months....dont drink the georgia water..lol thats what i tell my friends...ended up gettin preggo by the ex that i was with out there...and boy oh boy didnt think it would turn out this way but i would never ever change a thing bout it...well being preggo that is.. i love kids...and i love my son he is gonna be a big brother...he loves to put his hand on my tummy and feel the baby kick....heck he dont want me t

My Heart And Soul
so we talk and we laugh we dream and we cry we live and we learn we yearn and we die ive come to terms that not everything in live is fair every time i hear her voice something deep inside me awakens i feel a lump in my throught a loss of words a shortness of breath ive finally found true love and ive always wondered what true love was and now i know no one else matters to me in the world but her she is my other half my completion i know one day i will lose her as much as i pray it never comes i know it is inevitable its just how life is we are hundreds of miles apart and yet i feel soo close to her i asked her to marry me she said yes i asked if she loved me she said yes i asked her to move here with me once again she said yes so why is it that she has broken my heart and left me to be by my self i know ive done some wrong things in life and ive hurt a few ppl but nothign i have ever done deserves this much torture this much heartache im always alone and

About Me
I am 25 and married to a wonderful man. I have 2 children, boys ages 4 and 20 months. I am attending college for my LPN and I also work part time, so I'm busy buys. I just thought I'd see if I like this fubar. I have a myspace and am perfectly satisfied with it but I thought what the heck. So thats a lil about me.

Tis The Season
Subject: Never Judge Someone.... Never Judge Someone.... "Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me at the long line at the grocery store. "You would think the manager would pay attention and open another line," said another woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. "It's one of them welfare card things. Darn people need to get a job like everyone else!" said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. "It was me," he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card onto the counter and quickly walked out of the store. Everyone in the checkout line watched as she began running to her car. Never lo

Thank You
Just Wanted To Say Thanks To The Few People(You Know Who You Are)... That Always Help Me With Rates And Or Comments When I Need Leveling And Or Contest/Giveaway Help... To Everyone Else ..Keep Asking For Help From Me ..I'm Always Glad To Help :)

Barbies Christmas Wishlist..lmao
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 23, 1996 Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 1998: Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out

Miss That Dirty Water
So i posted a blog earlier and it got lost in fubarland lol...yayyy...well this year is finally coming to an end..I have had a love/hate thing for it throughout...Lost 5 ppl and 2 cats in 3 months..then my job..then there was no jobs..i looked under rocks and in newspapers for one ..but everyone said october..then January..so i finally get a job and they say well its seasonal and u will have a month b4 its over..YAY..then life blew up in my face..yay!! don't get me wrong I am thankful for breathing and for the friends and fam i have..and so happy they are safe and healthy..but seriously I want to kick someones ass lol Im done kicking my own..LOL...ahhhhhhhhh I feel better now!!! COME BY CHECK OUT THE BEST DAMN FAMILY ON FUBAR, ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA, ALL FUN ALL THE TIME.. SO COME BY CHECK OUT DAZED AND CONFUSED .. CLICK ANY PICTURE TO DO SO. WE ARE ALSO HIRING DJS CHECK WITH THE OWNER OR CO OWNERS OR JUST COME BY THE LOUNGE AND ASK!!

Relationships
Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair I looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and used a crutch But as she passed, she passed a smile. Oh, God, forgive me when I whine I have 2 legs, the world is mine. I stopped to buy some candy The lad who sold it had such charm I talked with him a while, he seemed so very glad If I were late, it'd do no harm. And as I left, he said to me, "I thank you, you've been so kind. It's nice to talk with folks like you. You see," he said, "I'm blind." Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have 2 eyes, the world is mine. Later while walking down the street, I saw a child with eyes of blue He stood and watched the others play He did not know what to do. I stopped a moment and then I said, "Why don't you join the others, dear?" He looked ahead without a word. And then I knew, he couldn't hear. Oh, God, f

Vallin/song For All Seasons
46y/o double Skorp (Taurus Moon) professional musician/orchestra director with Ass-Burger's (waitin' for the MANIA!) in Hot-Ass-Lanta. Athletic build. Love reading, internet, astrology. More piratessfas> Song For All Seasons group/songforallseasons>: 35-piece Atlanta-based orchestra/chorus that specializes in the Neo-Gothic Eclecticism of ELP, Renaissance, Led Zeppelin, Yes, The Beatles as well as Classical/Opera and Orchestral Jazz/Show. Seeking new works, arrangers, all orchestra players (union/AFM preferred), sponsors, support (business and tech), and management.

Life16
Wednesday and the week is half over. It is a good thing but also that means Christmas is that much closer too. Am I ready? NO But it is going to come and go whether or not I am ready. It is a fact! Last night Peter and I went to our son Anthony's choir concert. Yes, my son that gets into trouble almost daily is in the school choir. He dropped one of his elective classes and signed up for choir instead. I know he thought it was going to be an easy class. It is. So this concert last night was part of their final and if they didn't attend, they would fail the class. So he thought it best to go sing last night. He didn't want us going to watch. We went anyway and he acted like he was mad that we were there but I know deep down he loved that we showed up to it. He is a tough guy on the outside but has a huge heart inside! We didn't get home until 10pm last night and there was no time to decorate the tree. Tonight, anthony has a big History project he needs to finish b

It's All About The W's
Its All About The W's More W's Then Just The One For Win! How about the one for WOW! With Sunday's heart stopping victory, The Cowboys brought home the NFC East Title for the first time since 1998. It most definitely wasn't a pretty win and there may have been a little help from Lady Luck, But A Win is a Win. I'll take it anyway they can get it. Then theres the one for WADE! Head Coach Wade Phillips has taken full blame for the flat performance that was shown by the Cowboys Defense. He claims he didn't fully prepare them for the run and had to try and readjust the defense to what the Lions were giving them. He also stated that Cowboys corner-backs Terrence Newman and Anthony Henry may have been rusty from the switch back to thier original positions in the back Field. With what he is saying only leads me to the next W. which is WAKE UP DEFENSE! There where a number of plays that lead me to believe that the Dallas defense was shell shocked by the way the Lions o

Savior?
For the longest time I have always wondered about you? I always wondered where you are and if you existed? Could you look at me for more then what I know I am and tell me how your going to change my thoughts and feelings forever? Could you love me with all your heart, like I so wanna give to you unconditionally and selflessly? Could you look into my hazel eyes, tell me that I am there for you baby, and make me believe when in times I have not? Could I tell you how you thawed out my cold heart with just your stare and not have you look at me as if I am obsessed or clingy? Could I make you understand that since I met you, I adore you and you can trust that even if I were to go out, I would come home alone waiting for your call rather then with a random chick to fill my temporary ill's...and could I expect the same from you? Would you tell me with your eyes that I am handsome and how you think I am even if the rest of the world didn't agree? Could

Dallas Cowboys News!
Cowboys News: A Roster Move The Cowboys signed rookie cornerback Alan Ball to the 53-man roster yesterday and waived nose tackle Remi Ayodele. Ayodele has been inactive since Tank Johnson was signed, which also happens to the last time the Cowboys made a roster move. This year the Cowboys have only made 10 roster changes, compared with last years 53 at this point of the season. With Terence Newman's season long leg injury, Ball will hopefully provide a decent backup if needed. Ball had a decent preseason but a minor knee injury kept him from the team and left him on the practice squad. Signing the seventh round pick rookie also gives the Cowboys the rights to him. If practice squad players are not signed, they become free agents after the season.

Life
Hello all, Yeah I know there isn't going to be many who read this, but I am gonna type it anyway. There are those of you on my friend list that i talk to everyday and those who talk to me everyday. Then there are some of you that talk to me every once in a while. Then there are those of you who do not speak to me at all or do not leave messages and or comments. There are those of you who are just on my list for big friend numbers. If you are one of those people please remove yourself from my list. I am not trying to sound like a bitch but I want real friends. All of my real friends and those of you who consider yourselves my friends please remain on my list. Any drama makers please disappear. Anyone who doesn't want to really be my friend, just remove yourselves from my list. Once again I am not trying to be mean but I am not gonna put up with a bunch of people who r so unreal and not true friends. HELLO ALL, HERE ARE A FEW OF MY BLOGS FROM MY SPACE. YES I CAN BE A BITCH WHEN I FEEL TH

Whatever
FUNERAL OF HEARTS BY H.I.M. Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon painting you With its glow so vulnerable and pale Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine A prayer to a god who' s deaf and blind The last rites for souls on fire Three little words and a question: why? Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom

Jealousy
Look...don't bother wasting my time. I am friends with many of you because I want to be. I repost your stupid bulletins in hopes that when I have one maybe you'll repost mine when I ask. I rate your pictures and your stash to help you level and ask for NOTHING in return. I help you with your contests because you are my friend. NOT because I want you to do anything for me. I don't care if you are a bomber family or not. I don't care if you are part of a group or not. Block me if you want, fucking rate my shit a 1 if you need to do it to make yourself feel better. For some of you that do this crap...you're just jealous, for the others, you're just ass holes. I joined Club FAR because I was told that it was a cool family with cool people in it. I ask someone from their precious "family" page to repost a bulletin and they say "Why would I repost this, we are not a bomber family." HELLO!!!! I WAS IN CLUB FAR BEFORE THIS FAKE ASS PAGE WAS MADE! FAMILY DOES SHIT FOR EACH

Family
Okay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My husband Jim and I talked and we will be starting a new family list. Here is how it is going to work: Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (it is up to you how you do this can be naughty or nice although nice is better so I can show them off lol) Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on. Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel. We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send us the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply. The only ones we will keep on there for now is his and my two best friends, those I have gotten salutes from already and couples that we share pics with, all others are expecte

Teddy Bears
Ok everyone we have gone back to Shriners Burn Unit in Galveston, TX. on Easter Sunday and worked with the burn patients as well as held an easter egg hunt with them. Fell free to goto my web site and check out the photos and the site. While you there please sign the guest book. www.carlcaresbears.com You will need to copy and paste the site. Thanks, Bam Bam Hello everyone we finally finished our website for the organization myself, my sister, and brother started under our fathers name. Please feel free to go and check it out I will be updating it often. While on there check out the photos and sign the guest book. Anyone that would like to make a donation please fill out the information in the Contact Us section and we will get back to you soo. The site address is www.carlcaresbears.com Please copy and paste it Thank you, Sean Well in my last blog I told everyone I would let them know how evrything went at the Shriners Burn Unit. We had a great time sp

I Am So Confused...
heh, i'm hungover today but been invited to someones house party tonight so i'm gonna have to get better....fast. anyway the reasons of my legend night was because in my drunken state i tend to get a lot of admirers.....ahem. god knows how much i drank last night, but i'm paying for it to be honest. got fingered in a pub last night! by a mates exes cousin! lol! small world and all that bollocks! but seriously, i think whatever i drank is in my system coz i still feel twatted. oh god i was supposed to take my meds last night but i didn't coz i couldn't be arsed. currently listening to metalica with abby who also feels like shit. and all that jazz! (gets up and starts dancing) nah not really! lol! can't be fucked! i stink of beer i think, i should fucking hope so! lol! oh yeah, and for anyone reading this, feel free to look at my photos and shizz! some of them i look kinda sexual! lol! ok, i'm gonna fuck off now, i like sex! goodbye! i don't like this medicine i've been put

Lost
During the last twenty-four hours I have probably experienced the greatest humiliation to which I have ever been subjected. During these last twenty-four hours I have been handcuffed and chained, denied the chance to sleep, been without food and drink and been confined to a place without anyone knowing my whereabouts, imprisoned. Now I am beginning to try to understand all this, rest and review the events which began as innocently as possible. Last Sunday I and a few other girls began our trip to New York. We were going to shop and enjoy the Christmas spirit. We made ourselves comfortable on first class, drank white wine and looked forward to go shopping, eat good food and enjoy life. When we landed at JFK airport the traditional clearance process began. We were screened and went on to passport control. As I waited for them to finish examining my passport I heard an official say that there was something which needed to be looked at more closely and I was directed to the work station

Loud Music
Why do people have to have loud music in their car? I mean if you cant hear the other cars going by and you get into an accident i think your insurance should go up 10 fold if u are the one causing the accident and ur music was so loud that you did not pay attention

Sorry Ive Been Gone!
Hey all sorry i havent been around too much, ive been busy trying to get my life in order with very low results but i'll keep on trying. If you want to get ahold of me my cell carrier just got Mobile AIM so you can talk to me on there, my AIM name is Kiddragon81. Sorry i havent been around life has just been so busy and stressful. If you dont have aim then call me 772-985-3926

Stupid
I remember my mother saying 2 me last year, "its time u enjoyed life 2". So here i am asking myself, am i enjoying my life? Hell no. I'm running in2 the same thingz az every other year - surrounding my self with ppl who dont mean what they say, ppl trying 2 uze the fuck out of me and ppl who cant respect my time. I CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE SHOW in a FUBAR LOUNGE cuz i get fucking interrupted for 6 hourz that i had set aside 2 finish the material up 4 the show. And yes, im getting 2 be one GROUCHY cold FUCK. If u were 2 ask me why, i'd tell u...."i'm a product of everything u have done 2 me." And dont tell me not 2 be a such hater,...becuz U created the hater i am. Will i ever change? Only when U do. IF U REALLY ARE: 1. a HipHop Barbie Slut 2. an avid fan of anal sex 3. a redneck by day and Vampire on the internet 4. not the person in your default pic 5. hoping i'm as unconditional as Jack Sprat 6. so man crazy that you spend entire dinner dates on your cell phone

Friends ??
I have been on Fubar for quite some time. This is my second account... the first one being Zealouskitten. I deleted the first account due to personal issues concerning my ex. I joined Fubar AKA CherrryTap in the first place as a means to meet people and have fun. Assuming that it was an adult site and that there would be adults on it. But like the old saying goes....NEVER assume anything!! It just amazes me the amount of immaturity and bs that here really is. Drama, lies, backstabbing, and fools that like to play with peoples minds and hearts. These people are the ones that really irritate the hell out of me. Some people are just a waste of webspace. I don't hold grudges or hate anyone. I have a little saying....when you were born you were crying and everyone else around you was crying...live your life so that when you die you are the one smiling and everyone else around you is crying. You make more friends by being yourself and keeping it real. Why do you have to lie about

Thermometers
The rules are: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog about 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No Tag backs. 1) People think I'm snobby or bitchy, but I'm really almost painfully shy at times. 2) I'm a cat person (and YES I just adopted a dog!!! LOL) 3) I'm addicted to tattoos and piercings. (tongue, nipples, and clit hood; one tat so far on my left chest) 4) I hate it when people don't use correct punctuation, spelling, and grammar. 5) I have a really horrible red-neck accent that I would LOVE to get rid of! 6) I accept people as they are...I do not judge. 7) I'm a pillow/bed/cover hog. 8) Idiotic people annoy me. 9) People that want to shove their opinions/beliefs down my throat piss me off. 10) I love being a nurse!! I'm tagging: 1) ramon601 2) *"T"* 3) xXXChrisXXx 4) bull59 5) **MRmostunderated** Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to

It Is Official
I had to block my first fubarian today. It would really be nice to come across a man who isn't coming at me d*ck first. Maybe just maybe if there were more genuine men, there would be less woman that felt the only thing they had to offer a man was tits and ass. Make them work for it, they aren't gonna take you home for more than anything than a bootilicous good time. Now don't get me wrong, I am far from being a prude, but I don't dig simple minded men, the ones that can't think passed the 1st level in Maslow's heirarchy. I love men, just not the crass kind. Soooooooooo if you are reading this and were thinking about shouting at me to talk sexy to you on the computer, move forward. Thank you.

My Folder
As I walk through the woods at night, A shadow awaits to lead me to the light, As I sit and prosper what this might be, I start to wander is this really for me. As I walk further wandering what it is, A voice speaks out to me and says put your hand in mine, Before I do I stop to think, Am I dead or will I awake. As I take his hand I start to see, How my life was really meant to be, A lesson is learned as you might see, There really is a GOD for you and me. With all the words That went unspoken, Time has passed Hearts are broken Tried to speak Words went astray, I left in a hurry With nothing to say I felt so bad Feeling blue, I know you was sad I thought we were through I was in shambles I left it a mess, Without a doubt I gotta confess Time has passed My heart is broken, Because of the words That went unspoken No matter what I do It just isn't right, I tell her I love her We end up in a fight I let it all out My feelings I let show, I

My Rant
I have been on Fubar for quite some time. This is my second account... the first one being Zealouskitten. I deleted the first account due to personal issues concerning my ex. I joined Fubar AKA CherrryTap in the first place as a means to meet people and have fun. Assuming that it was an adult site and that there would be adults on it. But like the old saying goes....NEVER assume anything!! It just amazes me the amount of immaturity and bs that here really is. Drama, lies, backstabbing, and fools that like to play with peoples minds and hearts. These people are the ones that really irritate the hell out of me. Some people are just a waste of webspace. I don't hold grudges or hate anyone. I have a little saying....when you were born you were crying and everyone else around you was crying...live your life so that when you die you are the one smiling and everyone else around you is crying. You make more friends by being yourself and keeping it real. Why do you have to li

Hottest Sex Positions
The "hottest" sex positions are the best sex positions and allow both you and your partner to experience the greatest pleasure and come to an orgasm. Seems obvious, right? But it’s amazing how many otherwise intelligent people totally miss this point. Men are often guilty of wanting to perform the kind of athletic, acrobatic, frequently-changing "sex position" style of intercourse they see in their favorite porn thinking that a woman will be impressed by their stamina and creativity, while women are often guilty of going along with what the guy wants in hopes that he’s taken their pleasure into account as well. Unfortunately this doesn’t usually happen. Some men are totally clueless and think only of how to get to their own orgasm as quickly as possible, while others want to please their partners but erroneously think this means “performing well” by keeping their erection going as long as possible. Neither works well because both have forgotten the golden key to great sex – a

Ignorance
In response to a mumm that i have read today, and most of the comments on it I would just like to share something with you all...(well at least the apx.20 of you that actually read my blogs).... (oh and I'm not pointing that finger at any of you, I just have been really bothered by this since I read that mumm this morning) **comment that I left on the mumm** I have read most of the comments on this MUMM and I am a little .... perplexed ...!! I am a big girl. I am working on it. for me because I want to. BBW - now I don't necessarily like the term, BUT...it fits what I think of myself, I am big, I am beautiful (even if people don't agree), and I am a woman. HOWEVER, I do not like to be called a BBW, because of all the negative things that I hear, namely like some of the comments that I have read here. If you don't like a woman, because of her size, whether you are male or female, then you are a shallow ass person, because we are reall people to, and our personalities and what

Dudes!, Don't Let This Happen To You!!
OK, heres the funny for the Week!!!.Enjoy! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

The Gift I Wish I Couild Give My Man Kage
I HAVE THOUGHT WITH ALL MY HEART , IF I COULD GIVE MY MAN KAGE , ONE THING THAT WOULD BE THE GIFT . WOULD BE MOM HELEN TO BE WELL , THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT GIFT OF ALL , ONLY ALL I CAN GIVE HIM IS ALL MY LOVE , ALL MY SUPPORT , ALL OF MY BEING WITH IN ME. ALL MY GIVING IN MY LOVE FOR HIM , TAKE THE HURT , THE ACHE AWAY . KAGE , I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU , I WILL BE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE , THROUGH THE ROCKY ROADS AHEAD , THE TURNS THE TWISTS AND WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER BABY . I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART YOUR OLE LADY CHERIE FOREVER . (WROTE 12/12/07 ) CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Poetry By Me
The Dream Her arms reach out to touch him, yet he is not close enough.She says to be gentle and he is intamitally rough. She hears him whispering and moaning into her ear,saying all the things she has longed to hear. He carresses her moist body, as they begin to sweat.She jerks with excitement, the closer he gets. She feels his lips on her body and she begins to sway. She moans with rythm as he begins to play. She feels her body tense as her dream comes to an end, but he doesn't go away for she dreams of him again. Julie

What *i Need* In A Man
i know i feel like a wishy washy person but thats because i'm bipolar and my mood changes my personality sometimes slightly but other than that i don't expect my man to be like that i NEED a ROCK...i need someone who is going to be the same and constant in my life and i would want that person to be a Christian because that way i have someone to lead by example when i start to sway

In Loving Memory
In Loving Memory of my uncle, Vernon Ingram of Irvine, Kentucky. My uncle was like a dad to me, after my dad passed away 2 years ago my dad's brother was the only person I could turn to for anything. I guess when you really think you have so great, for me I didnt. Dont let the pretty face or my career get ya and say that well look at her and how gorgeous she is any man would be honored to have her. Well I'm not as strong as I look. I have battled cancer and a child all rolled in one. My uncle taught me to never fall in love unless I knew right then he was the one to care for me, to accept God, to always follow my heart, never mixed lust for love. It really hurts to know now he was right. I have someone in my life that I care about that I love and someday want to marry. It hurts to know now that he is gone and my heart has taken a different turn. I know in my heart he is in a better place and God will take care of him. My pain in my heart and the memories I carry around ev

Christmas Tree
Hi I am starting a new on line gaming website. It is about ready to go live in about 29 day. This is going to be big and if you want to get in on it check out my site at www.uVme.biz/415050 copy and past it in and see what you think thanks Chuck The time is here January 21 the new game site goes live and if you like to play on line games and want to make money will check it out at http://www.uvme.biz/415050CF copy and paste and it will blow your mind. I will come back and give you the game site when it goes live. I you want too be a part of this then check out the link now.

Dear Amber
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. If i could take you anywhere in the world with me i would take you______________. life without you would be like________________________. if you died tomorrow my reaction would be____________________. i filled this out most of all because_______________________. so now for my final words ____________________________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun and you can really make someone's day

Kinsblog
Does the internetz exist when I'm not on it? If anyone's remotely interested, I'm not about next week, due to reasons of not being about next week. So, erm, I thought I'd mention it. Not here. No funnies. Etc etc. There's a rumour going about that it's my birthday next week - it kinda is, but I'm celebrating it August this year, cos it's my 33rd, so I'm celebrating being 33 1/3rd in August instead, because it pleases me. So, erm, that's that. And if this looks sorta ghey and that to say these things - screw it, at least I blogged it, instead of MuMMing about it, eh? My name is kins, and I am the best of giving out advice to people on the fubar. Your desire to level up and get more pointz is a common one, and there are a number of things you can do to increase your chances of levelling up. Below are ten easy steps to levelling up. Use them wisely! 1. Make friends! It sounds simple, and it is! Pick a person at random, from off of those moving people at the top, and on

Ravishingrhia
I hope all had a wonderful holiday! Thanks for the incredible comments about my pics! All of you are too kind! xoxoxo Rhia I am a writer and poet...I play the drums, write music and lyrics, and also play the keyboard and guitar. I was TX born and raised, but have lived in Seattle WA, San Pedro CA, and Lancaster CA, before returning back to TX to help my Mom out. Thanks all for the wonderful comments! More to come, Rhia

This Is An Outrage!!!
As the wife to a Viet Nam Vet, I found this to be an OUTRAGE! Please keep this reposted! A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, but specific men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat. In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison the "Hanoi Hilton." Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell, cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was ordered to describe for a visiting American "Peace Activi

Life
Gateway has passed. he was a fighter. but he also knew it was time to move on!! i love you, Gateway! you will always be in my heart!! i lost a grandfather 2 yrs ago on NYE with cancer n now i have a grandmother who is not going to make it another month!! neither one of them smoked and yea they use to drink a lil, but nothing horrible. i on the other hand, smoke n drink. i am not sayin my day wont come, but why do they have to be taken by summin tht never should have affected them? i kno there isnt a "real answer" to tht, i am just venting. i feel i should trade places with my grandmother, let her live some more. i kno others will say, but she has lived a good life, THTS MY POINT!! WHY TAKE IT AWAY NOW? any way i am going to stop b4 i write a novel. i know alot of people think its stupid for people to love their pets like kids. well, i have a cat that i have had for 6 yrs, his name is Gateway. a few months ago, i had to have his leg removed because of cancer. he seemed to be doing fine

Actual Thought's I Had.. =)
So I'm sitting here with the sound of the pressure canner jiggling along..mmmm venison..yum. I got to thinking about meat. Why is it chickens, turkeys and oddly enough lambs are called by the animal name and others aren't? ie. Could ya please pass the turkey? Are baby cows (veal? no that doesn't sound anything like baby cow right?) cooler than baby sheep? Is it a slight against Chickens/turkeys? Are the not as handsome as cows,pigs and various other tasty critters? At my house I call all meat by the animal names, especially if there's guests. If it's possible to make a person a Vegetarian, I could do it. (More Meat for the Meat Eaters! [thanks Denis]) Would you like another slice of cow? How was your pig parts? good right? mmmm smoked pig parts.. Another chunk O Bambi? Oh and they love it when I offer them the infamous "Tree Rat". You can make the ole Tree rat wings.. try that sometime..it's really good, I will even allow you to use my wing sauce recipe th

Sparrow3840
out on the deaert were the sands are hot the lizards dont walk they gallop or trot and you would too for it aint so sweet to have the old sand a burning your feet oh a lizards feet is tender things and it wouldnt of hurt god to giveem all wings

Randomness
OK, it just seems to me that kids today get by with way too much. They are too spoiled and pampered. You can't discipline them because of CPS, everything is abuse. I got the shit beat out of me when I was a kid, and I respect my parents more for it. To this day I still call anyone older than me sir or ma'am. I have respect for everyone unless you give me a reason not to. And what about the toys, back then who cared what it had in it, as long as it kept you busy and out of mom and dads hair for a while. We had lawn darts, and several other toys that could have seriously injured us. Lead in the paint, we didn't care, and look how we turned out. And back then mom would throw us out of the house to go play so she could have some peace, would say don't come back until supper or dark, whichever comes first. We need to reform the system and make it so that we don't have a bunch of undisciplined bastards running around because their parents couldnt spank them. There used to be nothing better t

Fubar!
i havent been here at fubar for long, but... i have seen alot people bitch about assholes here. i havent ran into any yet, but i kno i will. there are assholes EVERYWHERE!!! i havent left the yahoo, myspace,fubar or the internet in general becuz of assholes. hell, i just ignore them, just like i would in "real life". there are settings n such tht can be done to get rid of them. no one has to leave cuz of it. are u going to move from every neighborhood when u run into one??

Would You?
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] Let me see you naked? [_] Send me pictures? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? Do You... [_] think im cute? [_] think im pretty? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cuddle with me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want

A Soldiers Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dar k of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzl

How Men Think
How Men think........... A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said,.................... 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked'.

Computers And Cry Babies
ok , i just want to state that this is just my thought about it ) people are on here cryin and bitchin about oh my pics or oh my points or oh my this or that guess what its the internet dua if u dont want people seein ur ass dont post the dang pics if u want points then u should do something about it besides beg like earn them this is life people were its on here or not it is hard rough and sad u have to grow up sometime sure i have thangs i could bitch about but insted i try to find ways of fixin them i ant pickin on anyone person here i am just stating a fact its the (internet) u can find almost everything u want or need so come on if ur puttin thangs on here u want to be privet then u r really crazy nothing on the net is privet lets be honest at least .... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or dow

G/f Application For Fun
Promise me you will not put ur phone number down unless your going to send this in private 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me

Writings/lyrics
Come into these arms again and lay your body down The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum It beats for you, it bleeds for you it knows not how it sounds For it is the drum of drums it is the song of songs Once I had the rarest rose that ever deemed to bloom Cruel winter chilled the bud and stole my flower too soon Oh loneliness, Oh hopelessness to search the ends of time For there is in all the world no greater love than mine. .. still falls the rain.. .. still falls the night.. .. damned forever.. Let me be the only one to keep you from the cold Now the floor of heaven is laid the stars are bright as gold They shine for you, they shine for you they burn for all to see Come into these arms again and set this spirit free. There's a problem with reality, that's the fallacy of therapy: it assumes that you will have a series of revelations, or even just one little one, and that these various truths will come to you and will change you

Pet Peeve
Why is that people will tell you that they will call you back or help you out and then just not do it? I HATE this. I try very hard not to make promises I can't keep...I feel like that's my job as a good friend to do what I say I will. Whether it be just a phone call or whatever. I don't think thats asking too much of my friends. OH WELL life will go on I just had to vent a little.

Don't Judge Me!!!! Please Read
O.K. I know I've been judge the wrong way many times, and it's been going through my head ever since I was little, so I'm gonna let it all out. So, for those who think I'm boring, naive, or anything other negative things, ya'll need to listen up. I may be the nicest person in the world, but you don't need to take advantage of me or bully me around. I'm can't satisfy everybody. It's been running through my head all day and it makes me wanna snap. This past Saturday was the last straw. Just because I'm a nice person, don't get the impression that I can be your punching bag or think you can run all over me. I'm tired of people wanna change me (my size, want me to start drinking, do things that I don't normally do, etc.) It gave me the impression that you're saying that the way I am didn't get me anywhere, like I'm the little guy. When it's everybody else, it's fine, but when it comes to me, it's like "I can't do it" or "I don't know what I'm doing". I feel like I'm not worth a

Music In My Life
some of you may know that i recently moved to phoenix on labor day weekend. i planned on moving here a few years back, and it finally came to fruition. i like some of the lyrics in this song. the title is a must. but i like how he left with a pack of clothes without a family tree. i moved here with no one here to call family. nor friends. i know it will be hard getting my roots settled in. to where i can comfortably call it home. but i knew that i had to move. there was no future for me living for my family. i had to venture out on my own. i still love my family very much, and if i get to missing them too much they are only short 5-10hour road trip away. i just dont get to go over to see em everyday. so recently i learned how to embed music videos into my blogs. i think i will start doing that more and relating those parts lyrics i enjoy to aspects in my life. i will try to figure out how to embed just the music itself so while reading the blogs you will be able to listen to the music

Christamas Time
it's that time of year when people run for the sales getting everything on everybodys list. the great thing is watching their faces on christmas day when the presents get opened and then you stuff your face with food. my favorite holiday to spend with family and friends.

The Million Dollar Fu Bucks Contest
I will start this contest today Wednesday December 12th at 6 pm central time . It will end on December 22 at 6 pm . Here is a list of each contestant . Click on their photos when the contest starts to vote for them. Good luck to everyone .

Moment Of Silence Please!!
I would like to ask everyone to observe a moment of silence Thursday Dec. 13th at 10:00am for the funeral of brother fire fighter who lost his battle with a long term illness. Scott was a friend/mentor when I started in the fire service in 1995. He was very passionate about the fire service and always dedicated to his station and brothers/sisters in the service. He was a agreat asset to any scene and he always got the job done. I will miss talking with him and sharing stories of the old days. RIP my friend I'll see you on the engine again! _________________________________________________ CLARKSBURG — Scott A. Robinson, 40, of Edison Street, Nutter Fort, passed away on Sunday, December 9, 2007, in the United Hospital Center following an extended illness. Mr. Robinson was a Fireman with the Nutter Fort Fire Department. He was born in Clarksburg, November 5, 1967, a son of the late John Robert Robinson, and “Mickey” Newhouse Robinson, who survived in Fairmont. In addition

Funny Stuff
and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY! And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coca-Cola was originall

Words For The Day.
When avoiding be bite by snakes (back-stabbing people), I is better to live with a snake in the grass that you know how it acts and where it goes.... Instead of killing it and having to deal with a new snake you know nothing about..... Sometime the old snake keep the others snakes away! Balance in all things Words have their own meaning. Don't add meaning to them.... You only screw-up the conversation!!!

In Memory Of My Aunt Mavorning 'morning" Schoberg~jewell
When I am gone, release me, let me go... I have so many things to see and do. You mustn't tie yourself to me with tears... Be happy that we had so many years. I gave to you my love. You can only guess how much you gave to me in happiness. I thank you for the love you each have shown, But now it is time I traveled on alone. So grieve for me if grieve you must. Then let your grief be comforted with trust. It is only for awhile that we must part So bless the memories within your heart. I won't be far away. For life goes on. So if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see me or touch me I'll hear... And if you listen with your heart you'll hear... All of my love around you soft and clear. And then, when you must come this way alone I'll greet you with a smile and say "Welcome Home"

Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell Iii
Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell III Find Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell III here Baby Annabell is baby doll and it can giggle,cry,and drink water from her water bottle, just like a real baby. While drinking , she makes real sucking sounds with an amazingly realistic mouth movement. Baby Annabell closes her eyes, yawns, breathes and snores when asleep. Baby Annabell will be a perfect choice for three yr old kids. * 18 sound- and motion-sensitive doll * Looks, feels, sounds and responds like a real baby * Sucks on bottle, falls asleep, wakes to noises, burps when patted * Includes outfit, magic bottle, rattle and pacifier * Parents' Choice Recommended, Good Housekeeping Seal baby annabell, baby annabell iii, zapf creation, baby doll, baby doll toy, baby toy, christmas toys, toys

Random?
Everytime I talk to my mom either over the phone or in person, I always start to get all teary eyed, not because I'm sad or anything but because I'm all happy. She makes me laugh and miss everything from the past, good and bad. She's the greatest person in the world rather she annoys the shit out of me or making me fall over in pain laughing. But last night before going to sleep I decided to give her a ring because I know she doesn't sleep till like 3 am anyway, and she was having her own personal party with the dog so I decided to go over and dance around with her. We were listening to some folklore music from Nicaragua and we couldn't stop laughing and then I cooked some for her and we talked about my vacations in Nicaragua and her living in Nicaragua with her friends, and it makes me miss it so bad =/. I wanna go back to Nicaragua. I wanna jump in the lakes, hang out at the beach, because I actually like the beach there and just think about all the good times. The only thin

Fear Of Terrorist Or Anthrax
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) -- Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. Christmas cards to the armed forces must be addressed to a specific person. Since the September 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces -- a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last

Sitting Here
LMAO it is strnage really how things pan out If the past few days are anything to go by the next period of my life on FUBAR will be very interesting You try and do the right thing and it is turned round back on you Well let's see what the fallout is shall we Well a friend recomended fubar and i joined with the usual oh its a social networking site like all the others BUT it is really good normal people without any hangups or moaners Made alot of friends on here all over the palce which is good it's amazing how quickly your points and money go up although am sure the ladies go up alot quicker than the guys - hehehe Looks like i may be here a while Nath

Scared
I am not sure how many of you are afraid of needles or of being put to sleep, but I have a great fear of both. In the morning, I am having some major dental surgery done and I am scared. Just asking my friends to please say a prayer for me. I may just be being a big baby, but I am scared and need all the thoughts and prayers I can get. Thank you, love to all! It really hurts to find that someone you thought was your best friend, ends up being someone you don't even know. Especially when you are in a place where you don't really know that many people. You trust them with your inner most feelings, then they betray you. I have many firends here but one was a friend in RL as well. That person hurt me more than I thought I could ever be hurt again. I have been through alot of hurt un the last few years, but this has almost destroyed my faith in the word FRIEND. Maybe I am just nieve in thinking that there is really love and trust and faith out there. As much as I wish I could just tu

Help Please
all i am asking is all my friends post 15 comments today to help this lady out my good friend onesasseybiotch is trying to show her what friends are for so please help her http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&i=3816697070

Doing Better....
Hey everyone I am gone camping will be back sometime next week if you need to reach me call or text me on my cell 317-835-5425... Jacki I have been sick for almost a week with bronchitis and ear infection, doing a little better still smoke free it has been a week now and yes i am going crazy but i have my mind set to not go back after i feel better, it is funny when you are sick you are willing to give up everything just to get feeling better, but any way I will try to be on tonight or tomorrow..... I will not be on today I am having a Birthday party for my little guy, leave me a message and I will get back to you... Jacki

A Different Christmas Poam
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight

Leaving Fubar
To all my friends! I have been off fubar for awhile now, and I wanted everyone to know why. I was involved in a relationship for 5 years, and it ended for 7 months. Well, 2 months ago, we started talking again. We decided we could not live without one another, and wanted to try again. We are now engaged and our love is stronger than ever. I can't keep my fubar account, because this site would hurt him deeply, and the last thing I want to do is hurt him. I hope everyone understands. I have in him what we all dream of..true love!! I wish everyone the best, and I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!! I will close this account out in a couple of days! Hugs! Lori

Tears
new video on my page, its a badass song! A SINGLE TEAR Ever think about how beautiful a single tear can be? Tears are the ultimate expression of emotion. A man walks up to his girl, hands her a velvet box. She looks at him in shock and slowly opens the box. A beautiful wedding ring. She looks up at him with such an expression of love. A single tear runs down her cheek. The ulimate expression of love. In the hospital a new mother and father hold a beautiful new born baby. The father looks down. A single tear runs down his cheek. The ultimate expression of joy. A young girl holds onto the hand of her best friend one last time. She watches as she takes her last breath. She turns away and closes her eyes. Why did she have to die? A single tear runs down her cheek. The ultimate expression of pain. All beautiful expressions. Tears speak so loud and say so many different things. They are healing and they are painful. They are sweet and they are bitter. They show a moment of weak

One Year!!
Today makes my one year on Fubar!! I have made a lot of friends in that year and memories I will never forget! I look forward to meeting more people and making many more memories here on Fubar! -Hugs and Kisses- ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar

Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal Directions: 1. Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup... just in case. 5. Turn off the mixer thingy. 6. Break two 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10. Check

A Poem That I Wrote For My Late Wife A Few Years Ago
This is a Poem that I wrote for my Late Wife Judy Called The Search Category: Writing and Poetry The Search The sky the earth the scorching sun I walk alone until I'm done I search for love my whole life through I pray I'll find my love in you My tortured soul shall find no rest till I have loved the very best I fear the end is not in sight I'm still alone this very night The love I found was not for me my tortured soul still is not free The love she gave it did not last for my new love is now my past I"ll search for love my whole life through I pray I'll find my love anew my tortured soul shall find no rest till I have loved the very best I thought I had searched every where every here and every there and when I thought my search was through alas I found my love in you

Ppl
thank u thank uthank u thank u cause i didnt think i thanked u enough n yay i gots some killer pic cause of u thank u again yay kapow KMK SYDNEY GIG WAS FUKING INSANE CRAZY WICKED YALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. WILL POST PICS N VIDS WHEN IM ABLE TO FIND MY PHONE OH YEAH BIG B GIVES GOOD HUGS PEACE

For All Those Calling Patriots Cheaters
There's a new wrinkle in the Spygate controversy between the Patriots and the Jets. According to a published report, a Jets employee was asked to stop videotaping the Patriots sideline during the first quarter of a game in Foxborough last season. Jets officials claim everything was above board. "All filming at last year's Patriots game was done with pre-approval from the Patriots and in accordance with NFL rules," Bruce Speight, the Jets' senior director of media relations, told Newsday. The Jets employee at the stadium was removed but the camera was not confiscated, according to the report. The employee's filming took place on the mezzanine level of the stadium. The newspaper also said there was some confusion as to which Patriots home game the videotaping occurred. New York played at New England twice, including a playoff game. In Week 1 of this season, New England was santioned by the NFL for videotaping the Jets' sideline. The NFL took away the Patriots' first-ro

Wicked Stuff
Juggalo Homies (feat. Twiztid) (I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?

Sleepless Night
unable to sleep I find myself writting.. Time To Get Out? full force ahead my mind makes me, my dreams drag me Never forgetting about yesterday always holding onto tomorrow only pausing for today to take it all in. At times my skepticism halts me in my tracks. I question my movements. I listen to your encouragements. Was that disapproval I heard though? Or is that my heart beating so hard? Quietly I stay not talking to anyone like I am invisible taking it all in. feeling conquered as I cower in my corner. Convincing myself I like it here. Close my eyes. Trying not to think. Just believe me I am not strong. Why do you not understand? I can not explain I don't have the words. I can live in my fantasy it's the easy way out. Leave me be and live here with me. Don't remind me don't open my eyes stop asking why! Frustration will only set in. No I do not want to know this isn't the way. I need to let myself see I am only here and doing the right thing. What do

Those We've Lost
Tell the dead G'S that you care Throw your THREE'S in the air Represent for the homies who'll be gone next year When you come from the streets Theres no knowing where you'll go Side by Side with that homie Pac Where all on Death Row Spread your wings to the side and say I'll see you at the Crossroads When you Live by the gun and Die by the gun Tell them motha fuckas it's HEAVEN that you Won We dont pick the life of living as a Goon Its Aiight to lose a homie youll see them again soon. CopyWrtitten... BY: SWEET MISERY 2007

Wat Should I Do
IM SICK OF GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WITH ME BUT THEY DONT TALK TO ME SO I WILL SAY THIS IF U WONT TALK DONT THINK I WILL BE YOURS CUZ I GOT TO HAVE YO ATTENTION TO BE YOURS BUT IF U DONT GIVE IT TO ME THEN IM NOT YOURS SO I HOPE EVERYBODY OUT THERE REALIZE IM NOT A DUMB COUNTRY BOY IM SMART IM IN A TIGHT SPOT THE GURL I LOVE IS MAKIN ME SUFFER AND I DONT KNO WHY WE BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER AND I DONT KNO WAT TO DO SHOULD I FIGHT FOR WHO I LOVE OR SHOULD JUST WALK AWAY if u wanna stay on my list tell me now cuz im tired of being not talked to when yall r online it makes me feel like im just eyecandy to yall but im not i am human and if u wanna stay on tell me. CUZ ALL I SEE IS PEOPLE ADD ME BUT DONT TALK TO ME SO IF U DONT TALK U WILL BE DELETED OR WORSE BLOCKED.

A Trip Into Magik
When most people hear the word magic. The image come to mind of Harry potter or a old woman bent over a boiling pot. While I have not had a cauldron for many years. It is not as most imagine it. This blog is for those that are curious. If a different view of main stream religion is upsetting to you stop reading now. The term magik transcends religious boundaries. The various religions around the world have there miracles. Is this not magik? I was groomed to be a preacher of the baptist faith. I quickly began to question the rules and law that were attached to it. Mostly because it was preaching one thing and the preacher were using the text to control the masses. I saw the same thing is other mainstream religions. Catholic, Hindu, Muslims and so forth keep saying that they are right and everyone else was wrong. Even Wicca preaches a hierarchy. In magik and spirituality it not about hierarchy wrong or right. I about improving yourself to being whole and complete. Th

Bombers Needed
im in a sexy eyes contest and i need help. was staying neck and neck in first and got shot down to forth...please help, all the help would be greatly appreciated...check my bullitin for the link and my other blog has the link too as well...spread the word, contest ends on Friday December 14, 2007. Thanks...

Lately
Well as of lately i have been busy working and taking care of my grandmother it has been hectic tomorrow is my mothers birthday so we are all going out to celebrate Ive gotten to hang out with megan i dyed her hair pink and she dyed my hair pink I decided to do it cause i wanted a change i figure i might as well be who i am and not who my husband or anyone else wants me to be i am doing what i want and just having fun and living life I hope to start the new year off with me being the old laura and not the person i became since my husband brought who he did into our lifes well anyways that is the past my future consist of me getting what i want doing what i want and not giving a damn what other people think well now im going to get off here and just be me loves ya all LP

The Blog Named Blog
her hair can be golden or dark as night after talking with her, I think she's just right no games no gimics just raw emotion i push this relationship with forward motion where it end up be yet unknown i hope this love yet to be grown i didn't know this could happen like this forever love, never hurt, and always miss ... just some thoughts for a future piece of work I may write to a certain someone. I thought I would share it with you. I care about her so much it's unreal. She's my everything. I didn't know this could happen the way it is. It's more like I was destined to be with her. Maybe fate? ...I love her Sometimes you think you know a person, and it turns out they are totally different once you get to "know" them. Your emotions are pulled in several fferent directions along with your heart. It doesn't matter if you "love" them, it's just the fact that you care. This is never enough it seems. Welcome to the wonderful roller coaster of life. Up and down, up and down... tho

Life
What is life? I mean really. I was talking to my next door neighbor today after a rather rough day and he thinks we are put here to try and be as happy as we can. It sounds nice, but what do others think? Are we really put here to suffer? To find some one to love? To help others? Or maybe, do we all have our own purpose? Is his purpose to be happy so that his wife and children reach their peak? Maybe he is even happy so that he can help me see the brighter side of life. He shared some pretty personal stuff with me... like things he has been through and stuff and it made me realize how strong he is and how lucky his wife is. I talked to her when she got home and she didn't have a lot to say, but she listened to me spill my guts about what was bothering me. Truth be told I envy their children.... their parents are so approachable, and they are also so in love with each other as well as their kids. It seems unfair but after hearing what I heard I realize that it is fair. They had their ro

Begging For Your Help!
OK HERES HOW IT GOES NOW BID ON WHO YOU WANT AND AS ALWAYS BUYER BEWARE CAUSE I WILL NOT BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR EITHER PARTY'S SCREWING EACH OTHER OVER NOT MY PROBLEM THIS IS A FREE ENTRY AUCTION UNLIKE THE OTHERS NO FEE TO BE IN IT ITS FOR YOU NOT ME MY PAGE IS SET PRIVATE MOST OF THE TIME SO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR LINK WHEN IT OPENS SO IF YOUR BIDDER IS NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST THEY CAN STILL BID WE TESTED IT OUT AND IT WORKS IF IT DOESNT THAT MEANS THEIR 1 OF THE 3 BLOCKED OR THEIR FAMILY BLOCK LIST IS ON ANY 1 IN THE AUCTION HAS THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A BID OR ASK US TO DELETE A BID THAT WAS PLACED NO MORE ENTRIES PLEASE ITS FILLED MORE THAN ENOUGH YOU ALL HAD 7 DAYS TO GET IN IT WS PIMPED AND REPOSTED ALL OVER THE PLACE IF YOU DIDN'T GET IN I AM SORRY IM SURE ONE OF THE AUCTIONS CHARGING ENTRY FEES AND MAKING SURE THE BIDDERS FRIEND THEM FIRST FOR POINTS WILL BE GLAD TO TAKE YOU I MAY TAKE A FEW FRIENDS THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED BUT THAT IS ALSO DEVILGIRLS DISCRETION AND

Mony's Madness
MY CAR IS FUBAR FOR REAL!!! I NEED TO TAKE MY DAWTER TO SEE HER DADDY IN KENTUCKY AND YEAH MY CARS GOIN NO WHERE FAST--- SO NOW I NEED TO GO INTO DEBT BUYING A CAR -- NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS AT ALL BUT I GOTTA DO WHATEVERS GOTTA BE DONE.

The Way It Is
TEll me.. Please tell me.. Did i Hurt you.. Did i do you like you did me.. Wait a second.. YOurs was a sticky filled with lies.. Mine was a mumm you didnt need to step in .. I Wasnt messing with you. Hell i left it all alone.. Called me a welfare scum.. Said i was nasty a cheater a hoe! Well thats all good with me.. MY Personal fav was Fucked up teeth and wart.. ITS MY WITCHES MARK FUCKER.. As my story continues.. By the way this is going to be awhile so sit tight get a tissue and a drink.. Do what you do... this is going to be a sad drama filled tale that only i can tell!! First let me tell you this is NSFW for a reason so please turn back if you cant handle what i have to say..NOT FOR The WEAK AT HEART. So here we go.. WE befriend you.. Oh and we did.. We took our shit of the net. We trusted you.. WE LOVED YOU.. You were gonna move here to get outta of the oppressed life you lived. We were gonna help you find yourself in this world. Mother you. EVEN AFTER THE lies..

"downraters"
Who takes this place seriously? I certainly don't. I think it's a cool online community to meet new people. I don't give a shit what my rank here. People ask you to be honest and get butt hurt when you do. A couple of days ago I was bored on here and played that game "Bored?" I came across pictures that weren't really pick. More like cartoon and stuff. So yes you can upload whatever you want. Well I really didn't feel like looking into there pic and trying to find a pic to rate, and just rated the pic Fubar gave me. Well they got really butt hurt and commented me. They also gave me "bad" ratings. This is for shits and giggles. It helps pass the time while I'm at work or at home. And yes I'm happy I met a few cool people already. So now my opinion is... GROW UP! That is all.

Life Is More Fun With A Sense Of Humor.
December 18 is New Jersey Day, the day New Jersey officially approved the United States Constitution, and I, for one, am ready to proclaim -- I love the Garden State and all its citizenry. After two years of living in the filthy, overpriced, nose-in-the-air concrete mold growth that is New York City, I went to the Jersey Shore for the Fourth of July and had one of the best weekends of my life. I fell asleep listening to Bon Jovi and woke up listening to Bruce Springsteen (not an exaggeration, that actually happened). Everyone was so friendly and intent on showing me a good time, and had I chosen to, I could have gone the entire weekend without paying for anything. Young women and 60-year-old-men insisted on buying me drinks. So when my lease ran out, I got the hell out of Brooklyn and moved to Hoboken, New Jersey, America's number one city for singles. So it would be my honor to take a few minutes to clear up the most outrageous and offensive slander about my adopted home state.

My Good Friend
all the above how do you know, when you've met the one who'll lift up your spirits, and make your life fun you walk around humming even at work all day on your mouth, a smile will lerk just thinking of him. can make your head light while the touch of him hand can bring pure delight at night when your sleeping, he's holding you tight with a loving embrace to warm up your night so how do you know, when you've met the one he's the guy when your pregnant who stays and dont run i wish you the best in your search for love and here's just a hint, I'm all the above by Randy Sewell To: Laura From: Randy Sewell Have you ever thought, of how love would be If you took a chance and hooked up with me to look in my eyes, and see how i feel to know in your heart, Our love is for real to never have questions, fulfilling your dreams each

My Stuff
Lost & Cold Lonely & Empty inside when your love fades in the wind like a breathe of death. Your heart bleeds for that touch of emotion to seal your soul. My mind plays tug of war with my heart ripping it into pieces of dying flesh. To numb the mind,drunkness prevails,but the heart of emotions flood my heart with tears of a child. Burning with your passion. I'm Lost & Cold without You! By: Me - Jason C. McQuistion ~JÐΘG3881~ÈÑҒΘRÇÈR @ ÑÄ§Ŧ¥ ŦĦ¥ĦÈ§ £ÖÚÑGÈ®~@ fubar This Is How Every Gal Should Be Treated ! To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that

A Stranger...
Have you ever Ran into a persitant stranger that doesn't give up? I have.. Have you ever ran into a person's who words make you stop an think? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone that makes you smile? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone who wants to stand by your side while y ou work on your dreams? I have.. You ever run into someone that just feels right for you? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone who could be the right one for you an you push them away? I have.. Have you ever not opened up to lettin someone in? I have.. Have you ever got the feelin your soulmate is right in front of you an you walk away? I have.. Have you evr missed that one that could of been? I do...

Studies Of Prison Inmates
Studies of prison inmates reveal that as many as 75% of violent offenders had early records of animal cruelty. There is also a high correlation between family violence and animal cruelty. Some of the most striking evidence for a link between animal cruelty and human violence lies in the case histories of many of the 20th century's most infamous criminals. Mass-murderer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer killed neighbors' pets and impaled a dog's head on a stick. Patrick Sherril, who murdered 14 co-workers and then killed himself, stole pets, then tied them up and allowed his own dog to mutilate them. David Berkowitz, the so-called "Son of Sam," shot his neighbor's labrador retriever. Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler," shot arrows into boxes of trapped cats and dogs. Brenda Spencer, who fired 40 shots into a crowd of children, murdering 2 and wounding 9, had a history of setting the tails of neighborhood cats and dogs on fire. Edmund Emil Kemper III, who murdered his mot

Friends, Family, And Fans!!!!!
What women say And what they MEAN ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I do

Out Of Reach?
I have met alot of people in my travels through life but it seems the ones i desire the most to keep, are outta reach or slip through the cracks of this painful earth!! Sometimes the harder u try to catch it the further it drifts away why is this?Is this part of the learning process or is it just torment to the soul? I am tired of wanting what i cant have!!

Ubernoodles Pit Of Noodley Despair
Okay this Blog is marked NSFW for language and Major whining! Now that thats out of the way... Ugh I swear to fucking god I hate my life. In the past week I've found a job, lost it, had my windshield smashed in tamaqua, fought with an ex girlfriend and pretty much just been miserable. Its hard to show the non silly side to my friends because they arent use to it and honestly I dont think they need to see it. I just cant handle this shit anymore. I need to get the fuck out of Hazleton and Pennsylvania in general. Honestly I'm getting cabin fever here. I feel trapped in this place. I'm told life isnt so bad just be happy by my family. WELL HOW CAN I BE HAPPY WHEN I"M SHIT ON ALL THE TIME!?

Our Passionate Embrace
On a cold winter's night Snuggled closed and tight Enjoying the feel and warmth of your skin next to mine We lay there on the couch Held in each others arms Covered under a thick blanket Watching the glow of the fire Laying in your strong arms A smile crosses over my lips As I look into your smiling face Knowing that this is Bliss for us both Closing my eyes still smiling I let out a sigh of pure happiness As I get more comfortable And rest my head on your chest As I feel your arms tighten I snuggle more closely to you As I pull the blanket closer Enjoying the feel of your skin Under the blankets we will go To explore and enjoy each other As the night hours grow older And the blazing fire dies to mere embers Slowly our hands have roamed To explore each and every inch Of the soft and warm skin That is the outer being of each other In the middle of the night Underneath the quilted blanket Our lips touch ever so slightly As our skins melt into

Pray For Soldiers....
in all my haste and angst, i realized that I have not actually said it here, myself!!! SO : To all of those in uniform, here and abroad...... Thank You. From D~Doggy, and his r/l family !!!!!! I found this in a bulletin, but I didnt want to lose it. So...I posted it here. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to r

Darkness
darkness chilling sunrises out into the horizon stand aside and look out and dream a pretty dream hope an unshellfish hope just look at all the surroundings listen to the birds sing their pretty song trees whispering among each other wind blowing water trickling by darkness takes all with little specks of light waves crashing agaisnt the rocks moments of slicence light house a glow over younder lighting the way for the unawaken spirits that are trying to find their way home look into the night By: Diedre

Poetry And Writings
There Are No Words There are no words ...what can I say? At last her sweet soul winged its way To peace and freedom in the sky Where never again will she suffer or cry. It's all part of God's great plan ... Which remains a mystery to man. We cannot understand His ways Nor can we count our earthly days. But who are we to question and doubt? God knoweth well what He's about; He knew she longed to "go to sleep" Where only angels, a vigil keep. The pain of living grew too great No longer could she stay and wait; She did not want to leave you, dear, But she had finished her work down here. So she closed her eyes and when she awoke, These are the words the Master spoke ... "Welcome, dear child, you are Home at last, And now the burden of living is past." "There's work for you in My Kingdom, dear And you are needed and wanted here." So weep not, she has just gone on ahead, Don't think of her as being dead. She's out of sight for a little

So True
i wont have my page long....i can not make a slaute and i can not continue sending gifts or buying drinks because they wont let me have my fubucks....it was a blast and i hope hthat all of u have a wonderful new year if u dont like the rating of your pics they shouldn't be up for rateing...i give my honest rating and if u dont like it just take the constructive critisium and move on....no need to be petty....if the photo dose nothing for u then it dose nothing for u and i feel there is a better picture of u somewhere and this comes from soneone who has been told several times that she is very unattrative....its just a rateing....damn let's not be childish people...there is no need to rip my pic if i'm getting the true understanding of the word rip...it's sad that grown ass people cant take critisium....have a good day

Requested Raise
WOMEN HAVE UNIQUE MAGIC TRICKS........THEY GET WET WITHOUT WATER......BLEED WITHOUT INJURY........MAKE BONELESS THINGS HARD & MAKE MEN EAT WITHOUT COOKIN!!!!! NOW THATS MAGIC!!!! Raise Request...this is funny Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visitin

What Are Friends For
what are friends for well lets see. friends are there for ya when you need them the most. friends are have your back. friends are always there when need advic. friends are always there when you in danger. if you can other reasons what friends are for please leave me a comment and tell me i what really love to hear what you guys have to say. love ya all, maranda P.S. sorry about my spelling

Ramblings
Bah. I, for one, struggle with this time of year. So many losses in the past, and always more to come it seems. This year is slightly different though. I have a great new addition to my life. He's wonderful on every level. He reminds me that there are some good things to look forward to, and it's a little easier not to focus on the past losses. They haunt me, as I'm sure they haunt many of you. Just think of it this way, it could always be worse.. and it could always be better. Which would you choose? :) Let's not sit around and cry in our beer (or drink of choice) and, instead, make the best of what we have. Smile. Live. Do what so many others don't get to do, and enjoy your families. This is just as much a reminder to myself as any of you. Some day I hope not to need it, but for now... :) ... Happy Holidays? YES... please ~Jess~

Gimme Something To Believe In
This will sound weird to anyone who doesn't really know me. I am a good mom, sister, aunt, daughter, friend and so on. But sometimes I just get so down in the dumps. This last month has been the worst. I have some really good friends on here but lately I feel so alone. To get to the heart of it... I have been in a twelve year relationship. We have been on the downhill slide for years now. I know I am not happy, and I am sure he isn't either. I guess we are more friends than anything. Why we are still together is anyones guess. I guess I feel trapped. When I first joined fubar, it was just something to do. I had people to chat with 24/7. Oh do I ever need a life! I never meant to lead anyone on or meet anyone online for a meaningless or meaningful relationship. Unfortunately, that changed. I wasn't looking. But someone on here and I started to chat, then IM, then on the phone two or three times a day. Yes, I got use to it. He was part of my life. We decided we would meet in pe

Merry Christmas From Heaven
Merry Christmas From Heaven I still hear the song I still see the light I still feel your love on cold wintery nigths I still share your hopes and all of your cares I'll even remind you to please say your prayers I just want to tell you you still make me proud You stand head and shoulders above all the crowd Keep trying each moment to stay in His grace I came here before you to help set your place You don't have to be perfact all of the time He forgives you the slip If you continue the Climb To my family and friends please be thankful today I'm still close beside you In a new special way I love you all dearly now don't shed a tear cause I'm spending my christmas with Jesus

Contacting Me
Here are some other places you can find me online if im not on fubar... www.myspace.com/lovethegods www.myyearbook.com/lovethegods http://seyton.hi5.com http://photobucket.com/hiimlucifer http://vampirefreaks.com/fuck_society666

Public Service Announcement!
As a new Fubar user.... I was sooo excited when someone had a crush on me... I was like...ohhhh mah gawddddddd ..I am no longer a "crush" virgin....i cried so much it ran my anti-wrinkle cream right off *grins*....even though short lived... I want that person to know how much it meant to me...thank you ... you made my night!!!!!!!!! Well my first Blog ever!!!! I thought it should be informative and help someone along the way..... it was brought to my attention today that women actually suffer with D.B.S. (Damp Bush Syndrome), a woman says to me.... ( why me, I'm wondering), and I quote, " I'm all wet down there" and I'm thinking to myself.... Good Lord Woman!!!!! use some powder!!!!! POWDER THAT DAMN BUSH!!!!!!!! So I thought someone could let us all know if this is really a serious issue. D.B.S. is also known to stand for.... Dumb Biotch Syndrome Dirty Butt Syndrome Don't be stupid Dumb Bastage Syndrome and so on and so on... I'm sure we all know someone with

Men's Rules - Reposted Live
THE GUYS' RULES THESE ARE OUR RULES, NUMBERED IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE! (PLEASE NOTE... THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1") ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE. 1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months a

Blessings
Prayer for Strength Goddess Mother help me to be patient and strong to see what is truly important to act without selfishness or fear Goddess Mother help me to trust your wisdom to resist the coward's way to walk in faith and compassion to be truly human in spirit and heart Elements Hymn At one with the Universe My spirit is free All creation pulses in me Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Spinning and Spiraling into Elemental re-birth The magic of being renews Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Between the Moon and Sun Night Prayer Thank You Great Goddess for this day for the blessings and lessons that came my way May my sleep be peaceful in dreams and rest and tomorrow may I do my best

Bitchin And Whining Ass People
i'm tired of all the bitchin and whining i read in all the blogs,shut-up or put-up,all the nagging and complaining about the people on fubar and other sites,why don't these people use their fucking head and check these people out before they talk or addin these people to their page,think DAMN IT,and i can't stand too s certain people on here thru a hissy fit because they had a bad day,GET OVER IT,everyone has a bad day,yo9u think your the only one,give me a break,SHUT THE FUCK UP,this might seem like i'm bitchin,but i'm not,just can't stand too see someone bitch about stupid shit,and readin it in these blogs,and i will noy rate a blog if its someone cryin about stupid shit,ITS LIFE GET OVER IT,AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DAY,there's many more to come,so stop bitchin and whining,PEACE BITCHES. P.S. I CAN'T STAND FOR SOMEONE TO TRY TO INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE EITHER,THATS THE NEXT BLOG TO COME, PEACE OUT.

What Am I??
Am old poem that I wrote a long time ago and expresses what I am going through now. It shines before me. With its metallic like glow Hovering, in front of my head as if death itself were holding it I don't know why it has come to this No one knows why, I do The pain that dull aching pain it never goes away, just grows stronger and stronger till you just give up!! I guess this is the end The end or the beginning the end of life as we know it or the beginning of peace peace with one's soul and spirit Can you guess, what am I.

Hmmmm
May the teachings of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and who have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less than you would have wished. It is the content of the encounter that is more important than its form. May you not become too concerned with material matters, but instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart. Find time in each day to see beauty and love in the world around you. Realize that each person has limitless abilities, but each of us is different in our own way. What you may feel you lavk in one regard may be more than compensated for in another. What you feel you lack in the present may become one of your strengths in the future. May you see your future as one filled with promise and possibility. Learn to view everything as a worthwhile experience. May you find enough inner strength to determine your own worth by yours

Justin Blog
Okay all my Wisconsin friends and family, Oklahoma got its ass kicked with a wicked ice storm. Were all ok, as well as others around us. The wifes resturant closed early on day 1 and early on day 2 due to power outage but otherwise remains open. My resturant on the other hand is closed now going on 2 days with no power and it may be 7-10 days before its back on. their is a mixed blessing their but i am getting some hours. We here at the house lost power for about 2 or so hours and that brought out lots of blankets because it got cold fast. as of right now 17% of the state or about 600,000 others are without power. They declared a state of emergency for the whole state. lol Wisconsin people need to come down and show them here how to drive, silly southerners so 3-5 inches forcast for this weekend(80% chance) ought to make things really interesting....ha ha amazing what moving from one area to another in this country displays for changes in lifestyle also they have nothing but salt s

He Needs Some Help
Hey yall a good friend who ive had in my family list for like forever now had to make a new acct. Please drop in on him and help him start buildin it back up. He will hit ur page back up... oh yeh and hes a cubs fan *rolls eyes* :P So drop in on him if ya can I know he would really appreciate it and so would I. xoxo -cotton ******GO BRAVES!******* wolfman999316@ fubar Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Life, Living, And "our" Politics
So, we have decided to do very little xmas shopping this year. We are only buying for our immediate family and not even for each other, cuz we are going on a cruise to the Caribbean in April, where we are going to get married inthe Cayman Isles., but anyways, we decided to buy some gifts for some senior citizens. So many people donate to the needy kids, that we often forget about the other end of the scale. Thinking about my last living Grandparent, who turned 93 in November, we forget that alot of seniors are alone in this world, but they should not be forgotten. So we purchased gifts for one male and one female, in hopes of making their lives a little brighter. And we felt great after doing so. Everyone who knows me, understands that one of my worst fears, is being alone! TO PEE! OR NOT TO PEE? Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am

Deepest Love
When I think of looking into your eyes I wonder off to things unseen; I think of all the emotions, all the words, and everything in between. When I ponder everything we have shared and all the events that we have endured; That is when my fears are at bay and my heart is rest assured. At this moment I think of us and I believe that in your arms is where I belong; The feelings I have over the past couple of months have come to be so strong. My heart beats to its own tune when I hear your voice or see you appear; I cant say that i have a crystal ball or the future is clear. I know that I'm willing to jump at the chance to give you my heart, soul, and mind; In hopes that our relationship and bond will age as if a fine wine. I can tell you I love you and even that I care, but these words don't begin to touch the emotion; I wish you could see and feel all my devotion. When I wake up your the first one that I call, your voice just makes it a better day right from the beginning; W

Secret Of The Number 11
The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 w as carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. Sheer coincidence..? Read on and make up y

Which One You Like Best...
hey all , this is my cousin, i talked her into signing up.. welcome her will ya, don't make her regret signing up when i bragged about the sight and all of you... ty so much COPY AND PASTE: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1431922&i=3206132998 Help me, i have 2 pics here tell me which one you like the best,, with the glasses or without. need all the help i can get.. please be nice about it... thanks all.. BRATT

My Bar Tab
why is it that we have to know what our "friends" are giving a profile comment to another person in the bar tab box I don't want to know or care who gives who anything . i thought all comments were private. So come on "fubar " the only thing I want in "My Bar Tab" is stuff for me and who is just walking in the bar. thanx

Darkness
Heartbreak and tears, loneliness and grief, head hung low, why? One time in life, just once why can't it be easy, what left to hold onto if she loses, loses her reason. She'd wait forever, to just have the one thing she can't live without, shame fills her heart, it's all her fault. can she look into a mirrior, see herself, or see the guilt, the pain she has inflicted. she would give anything to fix it, but she guesses somethings can't be undone, why did he love her, all along she knew she brings pain to those who love her. she tried to run, to save him, but she couldn't she loved him to much, and he held to tightly. She believed again in fairy tales, her dreams becoming realities, now crumbles at her feet, bc the one thing that she feared happened she hurt him. She can try the rest of her life to mend the pain, but she isn't worth it, not really the truth hits her hard, as he says leave me alone. her tears fall, her heart breaks,

How Gentlemen View Women Today
Theres Something special about you, im not sure exactly what is it, i dont even know why, but everytime in around you, you always make me cry. It's Something unexplainable report, a unique phenomenon or unsolved mystery of sorts that remains from a complete. You've unbound me from the chains of burden, totally random and free, soaring into the sky, like a bird overlooking the sea, not having to wear the mask of obscurity, for knowing you has set my soul free. The Senses Electric, the five sensations brought to new heights, I can hear every sound, from my outstretched arms can touch the cloud nimbus, Gravity losing its hold upon my world, I'm no longer blinded by your love, taking in all the smells and provided sights. Hands moisture, racing heart pounding in my chest, Mind a torrent whirlwind, can not you feel nor see this turbulant riddle within me Oblivious you've caused? You approach me cautiously, Embracing me with loving eyes, Securing me in warm arms and surrounding me in to

Just A Dream
From underneath the shadows my fears seem to dissipate. The light in the distance never seemed so bright. Morphing into something almost unrecognizable, I freeze. As unmoving as the darkness, from which I came, I proceed with caution. Why now does this being choose to show itself? Evolving into something only seen unto the heavens, its light moves faster and brighter than nothing ever seen before. It seems to cry out as if only to me, completely overlooking all other forms. It is said that to witness such a thing is a miracle. So then why does this feel like nothing but a dream? I struggle to think of a way to introduce myself to its beauty, not knowing how to pull myself forever into its light. With little time left, it knows it’s shown itself for far to long. My given opportunity goes back, from which it came, never to show its light again. I struggle with my loss and fall back into the shadows. Remembering when I saw the most beautiful thing.

I Am Not Pc!!!
Good evening everybody.... Well I am finally getting into the Christmas spirit....yes people, I did say Christmas!!!! I am not one of those fanatical "political correcters" who feel that normal people like myself got this christmas thing all terribly wrong. For the past several years I have to deal with the reality that many of my fellow human beings have been brainwashed into thinking that Christmas has become such an offensive enterprise that the mere mention of the word is rejected with reckless abanbon and replaced with of all things, "Happy Holiday". Are you freaking kidding me? Of course I enlighten myself by retorting "Okay friend, what holiday do you mean?" and I sit there watching these people figure out how do they respond.... "Well, you know" "Ahh, no I don't" (looking back and forth)....."Merry Christmas?" "Now, was that so hard?" It is amazing to no end that a small minority of the population can manipulate an otherwise joyous occasion because they fee

Single's Not Bad
Seems like people I watch who make finding "the one" a goal end up disappointed. A good friend focussed on living a full life being comfortable with who he is, then stumbled on his soulmate and they're living the dream. I think we put too much pressure on ourselves sometimes like being single isn't complete, and end up looking too hard or settling too soon. It's a tough call... If you're comfortable with yourself and your single life, when is the right time to commit to something good?

U.s. Refuses `any Wounded Soldier' Mail
By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer Tue Dec 11, 2:22 PM ET BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. ADVERTISEMENT Since the Sept. 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces — a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last seaso

Emotionally Drained
FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, I HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY DRAINED AGAIN, WITH MY MOM WHO IS PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE AROUND IN THE NEXT MONTH..HER BLOOD PRESSURE JUST KEEPS DROPPING..FEEL LIKE GIVING UP..NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO..DONT FEEL LIKE LIVING..I RUINED A GOOD THING WITH A FRIEND..ALL BECAUSE OF MY STUPIDITY..I HAVE A GREAT GUY WHO WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHO LOVES ME..BUT IM NOT INTO HIM..I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD GIVE HIM...LET HIM TAKE CARE OF ME..SO I AM NOT ALONE... MY OFFICE MANAGER MADE ME CRY TODAY AT WORK, SAID I NEEDED TO LIFT THE HATRED FOR MY FAMILY TO MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON..TO BE HAPPY, PLUS SHE SAID I PISSED HER OFF CAUSE I DONT GIVE MYSELF THE CREDIT I DESERVE, SHE WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY, TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE ME, WELL SHE TALKED ME INTO JOINING A SINGLES GROUP FROM HER CHURCH, SO I DID, I WANT A CHANGE IN MY LIFE. TO LIVE, THAT I DONT DO, I HATE THE HELL HOLE THAT I LIVE IN..THE TOWN THAT IS..SO IM GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE AROUND AND NOT BE AN INTERNET JUNKIE

Just Some Thoughts...
as most of you know, this is my last week on fubar, and there are several of you who i will miss greatly, as there are plenty of people, most of whom are already blocked, that i could care less about. but either way, most people have heard a little bit about why i am leaving. i have yet to tell anyone all my reasons, but some of the main reasons are reasons most have yet to here, so here's two: the first being a girl named smore...after coming into contact with her, i instantly liked her and i knew nothing would ever come of it, but i liked her for some reason anyways. well, that's a whole 'nother story i don't even want to get into, but the second reason is cause of my mom and my brother. i spend far too much time on here when i ought to be doing things to show them i'm supporting them. my brother has hodgkin's lymphoma and was diagnosed when he was 18. he's had it for 3 and a half years now. my mom has just recently found out what has been causing her trouble. she's got a tu

Christianity
Christianity! Is it dead or does it still flurish? The word itself means many things to many people. For myself, IT means I have not the right to judge others for what they may or may not have done in they're past. Weather it be true or not is not my place to judge. For those who listen to this gossip, then they are as guilty as those who spread it. Christianity is a good word but only as good as those who use it wisely and in the text for which it was created. I am not the judge, jury or exicutioner therefore I will not condem my breatheren for the mistakes which they have made and which they are heartily sorry for! Does this make sense? And if so does it mean then, christianity is still alive? I hope so for all of our sakes!

Fu-tard
So I was browsing through my pics and I notice that one of them was ripped by someone that i didn't give permission to, so I go to his folder and there it is uploaded on October 22nd. I asked him to remove it from his folders and this is the message he sent me Now how does one "accidentally" rip someones photo and keep it in their folder for so long? I sent him a message asking him that question and this was his response. Isn't FUBAR fun....BTW i have my pics set to NO ripping and he still ripped it somehow. This is his link...you can see the comment i posted on his page....I even said PLEASE LoL loveu@ fubar Have a great Night Oh and he has since taken the pic down. LoL April ♥

Men Laws
Letting Go When I close my eyes at night I think of you Wondering if anything between us will ever come true. Its just so funny how you understand the way I feel Making each day of my life seem so real. You Listen to my problems You Listen to my Dreams We talk about the weirdest things in life That we both been through, It seems I never felt this connection before Its driving me crazy inside That you accept me for me And all the problems that made me blinde. I understand that we are in two totally different places And I need to be aware that somethings aren't meant to be I just wanted to let you know you are special in my heart But I must set you free So I open my arms in front of me To give you one Last hug and Kiss Realizing that you make my heart weak And letting you know you will always be missed. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: - (a) When a heroic do

Opting Out
Hey All I'm Closing This Down,.......I May or May Not Be Coming Back I Haven't Decided Yet. I Have Some Great Thing's Going on In Real Life, and I Just Don't Have The Time For This Anymore. Wishing You All A Very Merry Christmas, And A Healthy, Happy, Prosperous, And Most of All, A Magical New Year

Check Out My Store Please
From the whimsical to the practical; we offer gifts, toys, house wares, and more!!!! Come visit us @ http://stores.ebay.com/Webbs-Korner-Store Just about anything you can think of is what we sell, so stop by and take a look!! We are changing things every week or so!! Also if there's one thing your looking for please email us ask for that product and we'll email you back letting you know if we have it and we maybe able to talk about prices if you buy more then 2 things!!!!! Theres plenty of Christmas items and gifts so come and take a good look around!!! Please everyone repost this so others can see this Bulletin!!!! The more ppl who come to see my Store the better Christmas my kids might have!!! Always & Forever, Catherine

A Little Jolly
Ti's the season to be jolly. OK you dogs let go of holly, go back to Santa work shop and play with a dolly. Old Saint Nick has knotty thoughts this yr. Plain on getting in bed with mother dear .If you see the fat man come down your chimney grab your 9 (mm) and blast his ass for mommy. When the cops come knocking to the seen of the crime. Tell them Saint Nick tried to rape you this year. Now if I was you I Broad up your chimney trying to keep Saint Nick from commenting a felony . P.S Leave a not telling him you moved last yr and go fuck with the damn randier MERRY CHRISTMAS

Xmas Time
Christmas time is supposed to be "fun" and "spiritual" and "religious" (for those that are religious). A time to gather with friends and family and celebrate life in general. Blah, Blah, Blah! But that's not how it is, is it? No, I'm not a Scrooge but I do believe that this holiday has been blown way out of proportion. For those that are religious, it is a time of life reflection. I am not a religious person. I have life reflection everyday I awake in the morning and it has nothing to do with religion. It is also a time when people spoil children, with materialistic objects that really have no meaning, and are usually cast aside to eagerly open the "next" gift. I have a problem with this holiday because of what we make ourselves go thru to make it meaningful. Case in point.... Black Friday kicks off the holiday shopping season. Yes I work retail. People forget about Thanksgiving entirely to stand in a long line awaiting the stores to open at ungodly hours, so people can

Injured
hey everyone sorry i wont be on much in the next few days. I had a little accident today and wound up with some third degree burns so I don't know how much i'll be on. When I am on here I hope everyone will pardon me if I type verry slow I have no use of my left hand at this time. Bad part is I'm left handed lol but I'll be ok in a couple of weeks the doc's just dont want me to move or use my hand. They said this because they want to keep scaring to a minumum. Ahh well another badge to go with the rest I have lol. Maybe I should post pics of all the scars (not). Hope to be back on and normall soon.

Suicide
Everywhere you go, everyplace you live, all of us know somebody or of someone who has or has attempted to commit suicide. Myself not excluded, I myself know a couple people who have and honestly I have tried it once or twice....thankfully for me my attempts didn't work. Today I woke up from a call from my brother in Georgia, telling me that one of our relatives committd suicide last night, under the influence of drugs and alcohol. When I called my mother to see how her and my step-father were doing she informed me that all of this happened twenty minutes after they left the house, and that my 18 year old cousin found her mother upstairs after she shot herself. It makes me sad. Why would...I don't even want to attempt to assume what was in her mind at that moment. To make things worse apparently in th state of Tennessee they don't have 'clean-up' crews, for the lack of better words. My MOTHER was bawling when she told me that she had to clean everything up after they removed t

Hero's Or Subs
from vic 2 jones, 2 that famous breakfast drink (OJ) I guess it is safe 2 assume, if just-us point the finger they suspect. I guess Bonds got to get away with using steriods like O.J. did murder, oh did i say that? They might have choke the first time, they don't plan to get strangle by O.J. I guess Vick found out quick don't fuck wit dogs. that is man's best friend. That is like Apple pie and guns to America. What the hell was wrong wit u? I am mad because he was fightin and killin them because they lost. Now suppose somebody had punish u because u had bad game, how would u feel? I guess u get what u deserve. See u prove them dogs u killed had more love 4 u then your buddies. they prove their bark was more harmful 2 u then their bite. Marion "Hercules" Jones, I like u and still do, but I am like if u gonna do it don't get caught and don't delay shit just by lying, because that stints more. U know no one can fuck u like the government, keep ur head up so u don't see all the shi

Boyfriend Applicaton
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_________

On Vacation
Well yall..its that time of year when i git to to spoil myself. lol!! I will be on vacation from 12/12 thru 12/19. Not sure if there will be a computer where im stayin, but if so ill be on n off to check things. If not, ill catch yall on the 19th! Yall have a wonderful week and be safe!!! Peace and Merry Christmas to All!! ~E

Awitchywolfe Rants
For those of you not wanting *DRAMA*, you sure enjoy starting it. But that's OK, cause I am ending it since *I* have a life unlike you! First of all, I want to thank you for being my biggest fans! Your support of trashing me has just boosted my ego for knowing you truly have no life. Thank you so very much! :) If you think that calling me names, dissing my close friends, putting down both my lounges is great ammo, LMAO, honey I hate to disappoint you, but all your doing is making me laugh and showing your lack of intelligence, maturity, confidence and how jealous you truly are of me. See just a FYI (oh sorry I forgot you have a 5 year old mentality, FYI means For Your Information), I have been called every name in the book not only from my family but my haters too. Sure, at first it hurt, however, I have grown immune to it and realized years ago, that its not me who has a problem, its people like you who hate me because you aint me. I'm sorry but your not all that and a bag of c

To My Friends....
HI FRIENDS.......JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.....I LIKE CHATTING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.....YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SO WONDERFUL......SOMETIMES I AM NOT AVAILABLE EVEN WHEN MY BEER GLASS IS LIT UP!..LOL...I AM A SINGLE WORKING MOM WITH 4 KIDS...AS SOON AS I GET HOME FROM WORK I AM BOMBARDED WITH HOMEWORK AND MAKING DINNER....I DO A LOT OF MULTITASKING......LATELY EVERYONE HAS BEEN SICK WITH ONE THING OR ANOTHER....IT IS A STRESSFUL TIME RIGHT NOW.....I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS AND I DO WHEN I CAN...BEAR WITH ME.....I WILL HAVE MORE TIME IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS......WHEN THE KIDS MOVE IN WITH DAD FOR A WHILE...FOR THE TIME BEING...I WANT TO CHAT WITH EVERYONE....JUST DON'T THINK I'M IGNORING YOU IF I CAN'T.......JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW......I WOULD NEVER REFUSE TO TALK TO A FRIEND.......THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING......LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!! WENDY......"DONKEYPIG"..."OINK!!!!"

Go Cowboys
Offense once again bails out Cowboys in emotional win By Scott Garbarini, Associate NFL Editor (Sports Network) - It turned out to be tougher than expected, but the Dallas Cowboys were able to get a long-awaited measure of revenge against the Detroit Lions this past weekend. The war of words that preceded Sunday's skirmish between the Cowboys and Lions led to quite a battle on the field as well, as a desperate Detroit club built a 13-point lead on heavily-favored Dallas after three quarters before the NFC front-runners rallied behind the unflappable Tony Romo to pull out a dramatic 28-27 victory at Ford Field. On a day when the Dallas defense came in with something to prove, it was Romo and the offense that once again stole the show for the 12-1 Cowboys, who recorded their seventh consecutive win and secured the franchise's first NFC East championship since 1998. Dallas' lone blemish on its 2007 slate came at the hands of still-unbeaten New England back in Week 6. As

~freinds~
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should t

Sex
love,friendship,..O K Ive been married before and got into an argument(because i wassnt happy with our sex life..I had sex with other women ,(which was just good sex), ....I tryd to tell her,making love ,and sex,are two differnt things..in my mind anyway...?Was i wrong??

I Want Points For The Big Prezzies.
Hello to my friends and family out there in Fu-land. Running low on points here so can u all vote on my MuMMs and all the other stuff that gives me Fu-Bucks. The drinks will flow and joy will spread being Xmas and all. LETS BOOGIE

Leavin Fubar
Well All you sexy Fubarians......the time has come for me to bid y'all a farewell. Way to many Fubar changes and wayyyyyyy too much drama. Thanks everyone for being a good friend. Anyone wishing to stay in touch with me.....private message me and I'll give ya my contact info. I was leaving today until I found out that Fubar will not delete my account until My paid VIP is expired which is January 3rd. I will most likely not be on much, plz don't be offended if you see me on line and I don't answer ya right away. I will be on daily to drop my 11's and that's about it. Take care everyone. Keep on keepin on! And keep Crackalackin! :P

Its Funny
Its funny how friendships work out in the end.. Its funny how when you tink something will never end it ends in a flash.. and it dosnt even really phase you.. then something amazing happens that you would have never expected... I think life is just funny like that.. the things that never mattered all of a sudden are the only things that matter its all about the little things in life.. living for today.. cuz to quote a grat movie.. there is no day but today...

If You Really Want To Know Me
I am a girly girl. I like dressing up,wearing make up ect. Sometimes I cry. Just the way life is. I am a hopeless romantic. I believe in love at first site. I don't sleep around. So don't ask. I like 80's and 90's heavy metal. My favorite food is Italian. I like beer, but my fave drink is a cherry vodka sour. I have my bitch side, when it is warranted. My favorite movie is The Notebook. I like rainy nights I love to cuddle I want my fairytale romance I am a pretty simple person, it is the simple things in life that make me the happiest. I am not hard to please. My heart is sometimes easily broken. It is hard to let people close to me, but if you have patients and really want to be there, it can happen. if you are someone that I love, I will love you with all my heart. I am faithfully true to the one that I am with. I am honest to a fault. If there is anything else that you want to know, Just ask me! Today is my best friends birthday. We are having a par

On Being A Girl
Wrote this a while back. Wanted to post it. I like being a girl. I don't know why all of the sudden I have just thought of this tonight, but I did and I just felt compelled to put it out there. I like everything that goes a long with being a girl even all of the issues that we go through. I like clothes, shoes, purses make up, getting my hair done, my nails done ect. I don’t ever care, for the most part, that girls are held to a higher standard than boys; and sometimes it is hard to live up to that standard, causing boys to break girls hearts. I like the fact that I am not a boy, because I love boys. I love the way it feels to touch their skin or how safe it feels when they put their arms around you and hold you. I like the way they all try to be macho or manly sometimes, yet at the same time when they think no one's looking they can look so vulnerable. In my training class there was this guy who was not so spectacular looking but there was just something about the way he h

You
You cannot give me freedom, I have always been free. These prison walls, the boundaries of your captivity. You fed the soil with my black blood. With my black bones you ploughed the earth. And now you say you never meant to hurt me, never doubted my worth??? Well, I will not forgive, nor will I forget. But we must live together, or die foolishly, and so,,, I offer you my hand, if not in friendship, then in hope that your words are worth more than your history. YOU CAN NOT GIVE ME FREEDOM, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FREE.... FREEDOM LIVES IN ME! I wish I could hold you, kiss you, Trace my fingers around your lips. I wish I could walk along the beach, hand and hand, watching the sunset over the horizon. I wish we could sit face to face, and just talk for hours, laughing, smiling, touching. I wish one wish most of all... Damn.... I wish I was your lover. I'd rock you till daylight comes, make sure you are smiling and warm.. This is all

Heartache
I just wrote this as a response in a Mumm which was asking if we had ever found "The One", the love of our life. I don't know why but it has stirred up something in me this evening that has made me very sad yet angry at the same time. I want, seek, search.....do not find. Not just the One, but so many things in life I think are due me, that i was made for but never find "the fit", like a key that never finds it counterpart, unfulfilled..... I said: December 11, 2007 @ 3:35 pm "I am jaded, bitter and doubting the whole concept of "true love", "soulmate" and "monogamy". I thought one person could be THE one. It didn't last long. This was after countless frogs, toads, rats and reptiles. I think the time has passed. I think someone stole the needle from my haystack while I wasn't looking. I'd be surprised if I ever found him now. Or if he ever found me. I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. Not for me. " *********************************** Not me. Maybe never. It sh

Site Is Fun Yet Pathetic Too!
I'm not complaining, I do have some fun on this site, and there are a hand full of folks that actually want to socialize and make some friends on here, rather than just being consumed with getting points and fans... but it's still a bit pathetic to me how MOST people on here are simply obsessed with nothing other than accumulating points, having 10,000 fans or friends on their list, winning contest, etc... and they have no interest what so ever in truly making any friends or socializing, or getting to know anyone. Do all of you people that are crazed with all this points stuff really find that more fulfilling and fun than making real connections and actually chatting with people and getting to know them? I can't even count the number of times that I'll get a shout message or e-mail from people in which they will ask me to join a lounge, vote for them in a contest, rate them, or a whole slew of things that somehow gives them points or some kind of recognition... and that's OK, bu

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 25 cents?? I don't understand.... 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the Quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO............ It's only 25 cents!!!! Some ideas for husbands or how to prevent being dragged along on shopping trips!!! Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entir

My New Contest I Am In
The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher to enter 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted & Friend - Level three or Higher to comment Bomb 4. Anyone may Rate photos 5. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 6. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 7. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 3 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A kind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. that contestant is the winner and the survivor. Anyone that is on my friends list may comment bomb whoever they like to try and eliminate an opponent. ( * Folder wi

Those Random Thoughts
First off, I love you my angel. To everyone that reads this, I hope you take this to heart. On December 10th of this year, I met someone. We met online, and we began to talk. Every blog I have posted so far has something to do with this woman. I know that some people think that I am foolish or that I am too young for these feelings. To all of you out there that say that... go fuck yourselves. Period. To all of her friends that have stood by her, no matter what, I want you to know how thankful I am that there are people like you out there. I have all ready put my feelings out for anyone to see, and she knows how I feel about her as well. And I want he, and the rest of the FuBaR world to know it too. To all of you haters out there, grow up. Get a clue and stop whining and bitching about other people's bussiness. If you aren't a part of it, don't try to become a part of it by being an obnoxious, childish, little ASS! Leave her alone and go do whatever it is you do somewhere else. No