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I was checking out my "friends" blogs and he came up and started spewing filth on me and then rerated me a 2. I don't understand why he has to be such a dick!! I was just reading the blog and agreeing with the content and even rated them a 10. Geeze...what the hell???
And To Think... It is awesome to imagine that a little satellite, all the way past the orbit of Pluto, we are receiving data on the outer reaches of the solar system, and of pieces of matter from beyond. So why the hell can 't the government manage to balance it's budget? We can recieve radio from billions of miles, and can't manage to not spend more than we bring in? Enough ranting. The marvel of technology offsets for the moment the anger over idiots.
And The Games Begin
Ears now hear the silence. Shimmering vibrations, Overwhelming. Such a void. Sweet the scent, not of the mind: But softly emanating from the ruffles buoyed. Upon a treasured pillow You bequeathed the smiles of love. A shadow, Parting the minds of madness, entering the garden cloyed. Twisted frames hold mellow peaks, If you seek, Is only then, you'll find The step by step to madness Is the step, by step, divine. By GoldenRaven thank you for the inspiration Now be the dawn of another setting sun, The scorn, like waves, roll quietly. A hush, Picturesque pastels consume the mind discreetly. Fondling their way into the secluded catacombs of memories Driving all facets of coherent thoughts Sideways, Masked as thoughts of sanity. Beset by the falling darkness, Light breaks through the shadows, Sparkling against the sky, Dancing in the leaves of prevalence When Through the mist of twilight, Thrusts a naked thought. Dwelling within the t
Am I Kissable?
For any friends and fans I may have out there, I just want to know if you think I am kissable. If so, I want to enter the most kissable male contest here on Fubar. If you would like more details follow this link.. I will definately return the favor whenever needed. Thanks Fubar Fam.
My Bolg
A Year In Reflection
Last night I was listening to music and chatting after a long ass day of working; I began to realize "damn!!! I am going to be 42 yrs old on Tuesday." Automatically my mind went back in time; remembering the past year and it was quite sad. There were a few joys but not many. I fell in love with someone I had no business falling in love with. I was told by him that he loved me too but he had to be realistic. It would never work. I knew he was right, there was a big age difference and because of my situation. It was so hard to let go but I did and I cried for days. I lost a baby that I didn't even know I was carrying, again I cried for days. To top it off when I told the father of the baby he never once said sorry. Once again I fell in love with a man who broke my heart to the very core. You know the kind where you don't know what to do and you think you are going to lose your mind. ..Those are heartaches I never ever want to experience again. I did have a mental break down.
The Fight Goes On
Me As An Elf!!!!
Independent Family And Friends
Thirsty For A Chocolate Milkshake?
Just seen this on a mumm..what do you think?
Im Back
What to do on a day off??...Lets see Workout !...Just relaxing soaking up the sun and going to boxing later on tonight. Glad the sun is out had a good storm last night. Thunder Boomed n lighting shot everywhere.Was cool and Mojo wasnt a chicken shit either sat on my lap out on the patio the whole time. Anywho im kinda bored can ya tell so im going to workout catch up to you all later Cheers for now Me nMr MoJo Risen oxox Hey all ..  Had a few hicupps along the way. Back this time! Still boxing n workout daily. Not much of a summer this year but making the best of it. Hope all is well Cheers For now sorry i havent had anytime to get on here i work to much these days 12 hour shifts are killer. when im not working im out on the canoe. Hope all is well cheers xoox
Huskylover's Blog
hi all fubar people welcome to huskylove blog iám canadian'. i live in whitehorse yukon canada the land of daylight in the summer dark in the winter... land of gold, women, wilderness..... fun things to see all year round merry christmas dj husky@ fubar
My Faveorite Things: Just Incase You Wanted To Know.
I like Swing Music. I love Michael Buble and the greats: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Ect. One of my favorite smells is lavender. I especially love it at night. I have a lavender candle in my bedroom and I usually light it for a while before I go to sleep. That way the scent envelopes the room before I go to sleep. Lavender is one of the relaxing scents. Plus it's very romantic.
Saints And Sinners
Well.. here we go again... It is the same thing over and over again. There are lots of people on the train that NEVER repost anything! So... I just posted the newest update and will be checking to see who posts it... if it doesn't get reposted by Sat by some.. you will be deleted! Thanks again to those of you who repost the bulletins pretty much all the time for us! Hey ALL! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add everyone already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ¢¾ ¢Ó Co-Skank to NSF You ¢Ó@ fubar ¢¾Louise¢¾ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch
SUFFER You left me to suffer On the cold damp floor of my conscience Knowing how much it would hurt How much I would scream in the night But you left knowingly Now my world has hardened Harder than a rock Never to be broken again Left in the silence of the stone layers I scream for you The more I scream The more layers are added The less you hear me You don't think to care To wonder Or even feel The pain I go through for you You left to never return again Wanting to hurt me You left You hurt me like I never thought possible Deeper than a cut The more I scream The more I bleed I bleed when I think of you How you left The floor dampens with my bllod and tears Always flowing Never Stopping The floor dampens the more I scream The more I care The more I think The more I feel for you I'm trapped Trapped by my pain Never knowing when it will stop I wait By: Bobbie A. Walde I'm 19 years old and i still have to fight with my pare
Jessica's Blog
Hey everyone I really wanted to tell u all about a brand new lounge called Spaz's Corvette Club. We r hiring for all positions and r looking for experienced djs. Please stop in and subscribe. ugh!! ok so i was layin down with my dogs this morning minding my own freaking business and a cop comes to my house. i have no idea what he was here for and then he tells me that the neighbor claims my dog jumped over our fence and bit her dog. i kno for a fact that my dog was not in her yard at all today cuz i had been watching him and it pisses me off that she sees a white dog and automatically thinks its mine and calls the cops. The damn cop wasnt even listening to me when i told him that my dog has been in the house and MY yard all day. Now i have to go to court cuz my neighbor is a fuckin bitch! She didnt even take into consideration that maybe my dog isnt the only white dog in the neighborhood....stupid bitch! *Jessica* UGH!!!! Although i do lo
Fall Finals
Well I had my finals Monday and I kicked ass 98% on my Engine's class and 88% on my Electrical class which that test was a bitch. Now I am off until January 14, can I come and visit anyone til then?
Sex Statistics
Body: Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natur
Going Home Soon
Well it has been 7 months since i have been back to the states, I think it about time to go see the family and spend some time with my kids, I miss them dearly. They are grown and have their own lives now but they will always be my babies.Just kinda nervous, seems everytime I make it back home that time has just passed me on. I will try and see everyone that i can but 2 weeks is not much time to visit. Atleast i will be around family for the holidays, first time in three years.
A Bully I Had To Keep. Lol!
I seen this bully and HAD to keep it! LMAO! Top 8 Morons of 2007 (So Far) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the
Animal Cruelty
this is for the people who constantly lecture me on how i need to eat meat and how the animals arent treated or killed in a cruel way... and uhm this video kinda proves MY point that they ARE treated like shit... and i dont lecture you for supporting DONT lecture me for NOT supporting it! have a nice night =] I want people to watch this video because im real sick and fucking damn tired of people saying its alright to wear fur. There is NOTHING right about TORTURING and KILLING an animal just to wear its fur. Animals CAN feel what your doing to them and I highly HIGHLY doubt a person would love to feel the pain that they feel. They ARE living beings whether or not they are walking on two feet or four! If I ever saw a person doing this, I'd literally KILL them! I will put any animal before any human being and I don't care if you tell me that's wrong! To me, an animal is like a ALWAYS comes first! I don't even know how people can even think about doing what they do to
The Probowl Votes Are In
Top 10 overall All-Star vote-getters and the players with the most votes at each position through December 4: Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, with 842,167 votes, lead all NFL All-Stars in balloting for the 2008 NFL Pro Bowl. Presented by Sprint, 2008 Pro Bowl voting came to an end on Tuesday, Dec. 11. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (776,475 votes) ranked second overall heading into the final week of voting, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning (740,302 votes), New England Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss (606,238 votes) and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (604,027 votes) rounded out the top five on Romo received the highest number of votes from voters using Sprint's service. The teams will be announced at 4 p.m. (ET) Tuesday, December 18 on a special NFL Total Access 2008 NFL Pro Bowl Selection Show on NFL Network. The Pro Bowl will be played at Aloha Stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii on Sunday, February 10 and will be televised
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My Thoughts
Things That Piss Me Off
By no means am I perfect. I know, with 100% certainty, that if I weren't me, I wouldn't like me either. Still, that doesn't mean I can't pick on other people.. FAT CHICKS: Tongue piercings don't make you cuter. You're still fat, and no more intriguing than the "down the blouse" shot you have on your profile page. UGLY CHICKS: At least the fat ones post ones of themselves. Don't post a picture of some hot babe just so we click on your name. When we see the *real* you, we'll try our best not to be mystified by the aforementioned photo and rate you a ten. COMPLAINERS: I know I'm in the minority when I withhold 10 ratings from someone who doesn't deserve them. Why have a rating system if everyone is a 10, anyhow? More than likely, you fit into one of the two previous categories and enjoy the attention you don't receive in normal life. Sorry, if you're a 3, you're a 3.
Your Rage Against A Psycho
Have you ever thought what would happen if you put your ture rage up against a psycho? Answer this question and see what you think
Poems Someone Wrote Me
Taste honey form her rosy-red lips, Win formulates in the valley below. Drips of wine settle on her purplish-red lips, As morning dew freshly hit by the sun. Kiss each of the lips with the gentleness, Of a mother and her babe. In the distance see twin mountain peaks, As Mount Everest in double vision. Cherry colored peaks set on each mountain, Crimson and hard as granite. Emotions rage through my head, my heart, As I touch her silken skin. Names to call her roams through my mind, Ecstasy...delight… lust… One name fits what I feel in my heart, And which she causes…Euphoria….Euphoria. By: Robert Stockten Eyes clash across the room, Enticement crosses their minds, Words spoken softly to each other, Flowers bloom within their hearts, Feelings develop toward one another. Days pass as passion swells, Expectations are beyond mortal minds, The night comes soon enough, Sweet desire passes through their parted lips, She becomes everything to him, he
Rain.... 4 Cass
Bound by reality, driven by emotion he allows himself to fall in love knowing all well it is just a fantasy. Who could love him when he knows nothing of love? Just an average man nothing stands out another number another body another shadow on this earth that will fade with the darkness. Blending in with all shadows a part of the dust that gets swept away with no mind. He is just a friend never making it further always in the back of the mind there only when needed. The reality is just that of a cloud never thought of unless it rains. Like the sunrise taking the back seat to the sunset. Two equally beautiful occurrences yet most sleep through one never seeing it just like the masses in the streets of New York. The majority just do the bump and grind passing by thousands everyday and not seeing them just a mass just faces that have no meaning just in your way. Emotionally they are just images of data in your mind just ignoring them just like breathing, it is there yet you don’t think ab
When Death Comes Knocking With An Ar
In the aftermath of Sunday's tragedy, I took a few days to reflect on this past year in light of a few heinous shootings in a couple weeks. Perhaps I will sound like one of those prophets of old when I say this but I can't shake the sense of tragic irony that the incidents in Omaha and the incidents in Colorado really took place in diverse places of worship. One god, called by many names: Wii, High Def, Adidas, St. Croix, Cabernet, Moet e Chandon, diamonds, chocolate, Mastercard, American Express, but it really all boils down "Materialism." Call me crazy but frankly that is the way much of the world view our focus on apatites. The other God we celebrate in this season more than most: YHWH, revealed in Christ, with us still in the preence of the Holy Spirit. One is real, the other isn't. And as I look around in this season, I ask, "which is which?" Now wise people may be inclined to say, "I have no god" but the question is larger than a statement of belief and religion/philosoph
Calling All Hott Bombers!
Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. Does this stuff show my soul? I try to put my feelings in words.
Join Our Group
~*~ Our sensual desires~*~ Are you looking for a fun, adult,no drama group? A place where you can get diff variety of porn,as well as jokes,games, music,fun and flirty conversations. ODS is just that. We ask that you make at least two sends,Of anything your sensual little self desires. If you have any questions... If you would like to join...
Will You
Will you ever? I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.
Creating A Lounge
hey guys and ladies i need some help i'm trying to figure out a good name for a lounge and trying to find some people to be a part of my room.and people that can bring people in
Physco Neighbors
Day by day Night by night Kiss by kiss Touch by touch Step by step I fall in love A love so incomprehensible So vivid So unique So wild, that not even the reign of God could control A passion so deep A need so necessary A want so strong The universe would not handle I love you today I’ll love you tomorrow I’ll love you forever Do you know who you are? Come to me Find me I am waiting for this!
A Tribute To The American Idiot!
Some people fail to grasp the concept of responsibility and the wisdom to discern for themselves what they should, and consequently, should not do. The events of today has made me realize the juvenile nature of several of my former acquaintances. Their lack of judgment has affected my personal life and well being as well as those around me. Due to the severity of this series of events, I cannot delve further into their nature. All I have to say is that their lack of judgment will cost those around them far more than they could have previously conceived!

REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Happy Endings
Do you ever think all this is not real like it's all just a dream you think you might have a connection with someone you've been talking to them call one another on the phone hang out you think all good then you deside to ask them out you want to be with them you know start something be happy be in love and they say i like you only as a friend nothing else and your just crused because you thought they were the one because you felt so happy when you were with them and now thats gone it like how can you still be friends it hurts every time you look at them it like what do i say what do i do how do you talk to this person after you put every thing on the line then you think when is it going to be my time my chance for happiness and if this is all just a bad dream when will i wake up when will i have my happy ending... to be continued
Contest Updates.
I only need a couple more people to start!! Ok I've decided to hold a contest. This is a bombing contest. It will last for 1 week. Self bombing is permitted and encouraged. Send me any sfw pic link. Absolutely no drama or you will be removed immediately. If your entry goes more than 48 hours without any activity you will be removed. Ok the prizes are as follows: 1st place (must have at least 20,000 comments) will recieve a 3 mo vip or 30 blast your choice. 2nd place (must have 10,000 comments)will recieve a 1 mo vip or 1 week blast your choice 3rd place (must have 5000 comments) will recieve 1 blink pack or 3 day blast your choice. Anyone else who enters if you have at least 1000 comments I will take your comment total and multiply it by 10 and send you that amount of fubucks.! As soon as I learn when it is going to start I will be posting updates for all my friends.
I Want This Guy! Is He Out There?
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stares into your eyes [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ]
For The First
For The First Time Into my world of darkness and silence, you brought light and music. When you lit my candle, I began to see and understand the taste and texture of love. For the first time.
Insane I Am
Help My Friend
i will show mad love to anyone and everyone that helps my girl in her contest, its a best eyes contest we are trying to get her in first place right now so please help us! here is the link remember i will show mad love to anyone that helps just comment here and let me know that u will help. ty sexy ppl!
This Place
i'm getting irritated at how this site is and the way some people are here there are too many me me's here, ie people who only think of themselves etc and don't return the goodwill gestures others do for them. like most of my what i'll call normal friends and a few v.i.p's i will vote and comment on most new pics i see that they have put up etc. But there are some people who think that are too important to return rates/votes/comments.
Here It Is!
Cum Leave Me Kissezzzz Pweeze!!
✡qυσтєѕ✡ "иσ gυу ιѕ ωσятн уσυя тєαяѕ & ωнєи уσυ fιи∂ σиє тнαт ιѕ, нє ωσи'т мαкє уσυ ¢яу" ???؟؟؟ "ℓσνє ιѕ gινιиg α вσу єνєяу ¢нαи¢є тσ вяєαк уσυя нєαят.вυт тяυѕтιиg нιм иσт тσ" ~ кαяяα "ιf уσυ ℓσνє ѕσм
Quotes By Thorn • It’s better to be a open sinner than a false saint • Master yourself or become enslaved by others • Nothing fails quicker than doing nothing • The weak never fail. Only strong are capable of failing • Easy conditions breed weak people. Adversity breeds warriors. • Establish world peace, kill everyone • One man can change the world…… with enough ammunition. • God made man in his own image, Satan in hers. • Make life happen, don’t wait for it to happen • When faced with an unavoidable conflict, strike first. • A hero is someone who steps up when every one else backs down. • Death greets us all, but I will allow my enemies to be received first.
Cleaning Out Friends List
With all the changes to this site,such as the recent ANNOYING change to the bartab along with my boredom and recent level of Fubarlord (which really has showed me that levels mean abosolutely nothing since i am not online enuff to rate 1500 people a day) I have decided to really clean out my friends list. I will be deleting a major portion of accounts my friends and fan-of list. I dont talk to but a handfull of people really, and those are the people I will be keeping. I will gladly accept new friend requests but if people just add me for points, ill take them right off. im not trying to be a snob, its just becoming pointless to me to keep adding and adding people I dont talk to or even leave anything on my page. So those of you that I do chat with, I will keep you on. For those that i havent talk to in awhile, if you are reading this and still want to stay on my friends list, just shoot me a msg and ill keep ya on the list. For those that i delete before you read this, if u want back
Christmas Blessings
When you lay down to go to sleep tonight don't forget to give thanks to god for still being here and also thank him for your freedom and ask him to bring our troops home safely. Because of them we are able to spend Christmas with our loved ones and they don't know if they will even see their loved ones on Christmas. Keep all our military servers and their entire families in your prayers please and God Bless You All! I just wanted to tell everyone if you are thankful for being alive and well and safe at home then every time you pray please remember the ones who make this all possible for us all because they are total strangers to most of us as we are to them yet they put their lives on the line for us all each and every day and many of them never get the chance to see their families again before the die for our country so no matter how bad you have it just remember there is always someone worse off than you and be thankful for what you have and give our military all our blessings and pr
First Grade
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but How? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A
Eating Tips
Holiday Eating Tips 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it!!!! Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's
Todays Youth
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Leaving This World
I believe I am no longer destined to be in this world. I cant deal with all the crap anymore. I have been here before but this time there is no one here to stop me. I am bound for a new adventure. The Ultimate adventure. I was in pain in this world, but where I am going I will no longer be in pain. Everyone wil be better off without me around causing pain and trouble. To all of my friends, I cherished your friendship more than any of you will ever know. If I made your lives hell at one point or another I am sorry. To my family, I am sorry but you knew this was coming. To my husband, I love you more than life itself which is why i have decided to embark on this journey. I can no longer watch myself hurt you anymore. I realize that my death will hurt you, but grief soon fades. Do not mourn for me. Just remember who I was before all the medications and mental illness. I was happy once and will be again. To my children, I loved you with all my heart and soul. I am not taking my life becau
My Thoughts
I started a lounge call noplace. It a redneck lounge come check it out
Amber Alerts
Posted online: December 10, 2007 11:08 PM Print publication date: 12/11/2007 Comment on this story By Brian Krans, Davenport police issued a nationwide bulletin Monday for a missing 5-year-old Bettendorf girl after her grandmother was charged with concealing her location. The girl, the daughter of Melissa Thomas of Bettendorf, is believed to be with an aunt, Michelle Carroll, 46, en route to Lehigh Township, Penn. Davenport police Capt. David Struckman said an Amber Alert wasn't warranted in the case. "We don't believe the child is in any danger," he said. "The main concern is the welfare of the child." Meanwhile, the child's grandmother, Sally Ann Carmichael, 64, of Davenport, has been charged in Scott County with child stealing, a Class C felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The girl was staying with her grandmother over the weekend at 1000 Blythwood Place because Ms. Thomas suspected that her electricity would b
Military Room
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What I Drink...
Okay, when I drink in real life, not the life of fubar, I always drink vodka... Or occasionally fruity drinks like melon balls, wet pussy, etc. But all of the fruity drinks I drink have vodka in it. So apparently I don't ever drink other kinds of liquor. The one time I did [99Bananas] I had a really bad experience. Also, a bad experience with the ground, ants, and me in between. It wasn't funny then, kinda funny now, but I was GONE!!!
My Dear Friend Needs Hlp Leveling
Plz Help Out My Good Friend
Let give some Holiday love to a very good friend of mine. He is trying so hard to win his very first Happy Hour and lacks only 75,000 comments. So if you could find a minute or two to help him out, it would be greatly appreciated. Much Love and Hugs.... ~ Alexa ~
how can something so beautiful cause one so much pain, I loved her so much, and she said the same of me. but in the end love was not enough to keep us together. The immense love we shared evidently did not have the strength to keep us together, i was blind sided by the whole thing, everything revolved around her, i did everthing i could to hang on, but i learned to let it all go, the pain still lingers, but it shouldn't be hard to move on should it? there is so much to life out there to be depressed, so off i go to figure out my the rest of my life and hopefully meet some new and interesting, new and interesting meaning sick and twisted, people to enjoy the ride.
Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee; Sounds of the rude world heard in the day, Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away! Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song, List while I woo thee with soft melody; Gone are the cares of life's busy throng. Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelie; Over the streamlet vapors are borne, Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn. Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart, E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea; Then will all clouds of sorrow depart, Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! ~a poem by Stephen Foster Celestial Love a poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson Higher far, Upward, into the pure realm, Over sun or star, Over the flickering Daemon film, Thou must mount for love, Into vision which all form In one only form dissolves; In a region where th
Winter In Germany
I figured I'd describe what Winter is like in Germany for those who are interested. It's Tuesday, 11 December 2007 and it's mostly rainy outside. It's cold, but not too cold, in my opinion. The wind has a bit of a bite though. Still waiting for some snow. Once the white stuff get's going, I'll take some pictures and post them.
Pls Show Some Love
My very good friend Kelly finally joined us here at Fubar...I'd really appreciate if you all could go show her some love...Thank you so much in advance...Tina kelly_ann_@ fubar
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You Are All Diseased
I've noticed that there are a whole lot of passive-aggressive A-holes wandering around the "mumm's", dispensing their version of nazi-esque policing. So in the event I should ever decide to post an all important "mumm" i'd like to get some questions answered first. 1) What the hell does MUMM stand for?? 2) What IS and is NOT a mumm?? (please give examples) 3) Why is it that some people use the mumm's as some sort of internet port-a-potty dragging it from one mumm to the next shitting all over people?? Is your toilet at home broken?? z)Should I paint my toenails red or invade a small country using only my boobs and a toothbrush as weapons??
Wanna Make $10,000 Fubucks
any person wanting to make $10,000 fubucks get in touch with me....all u have to do is pic one of my pics and rate it a 10 and give it 100 comments.....very straight forward......commenting must be done all at one time,within a 2 hour period. that equals out to a 100 fubucks per comment
Nuts In A Cemetary
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing them up between themselves. 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.' 'Beat it, kid,' said the man. 'Can't you see it's hard for me to walk?' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to
My Son Is Home!!!
After 4 long weeks in the hospital, he has finally came home. Today he weighs 5lbs 1 oz and is growing like a weed. I am so happy to have him home.
Yesterday I did a lot of thinking about my 15 year old son. We really need to keep a closer eye on him and take away a lot of his freedom for a while until he proves to us he is really trying. His grades suck, plain and simple. He says he is trying but we know he would rather hang out with his friends then to do his homework! So his social life is coming to a stop. He has a new girlfriend ad she is welcome to come over here anytime she wants but for him to just go and do what ever he wants....NO! Every day seems like a struggle with life. My daughter was so easy and so responsible. This just really hit us upside the head not knowing what to do when Anthony started acting up. Maybe it is easier if the first one isn't so good and then you can know that you need to squash the others! hahaha So my house is clean, all the laundry is done and put away and my candles are lit in my room so it is a little more peaceful now. I love having candles lit. I just wish I could find so
You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this doesnt touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?" No
This Breaks My Heart....these Were Made For You To Use As Support To The Mother!!december 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood Had To Do Something No Mother Sh
The House Of Love
Dagwood Is A Downrating Loser!!!
So check out this downrating loser. He rated my pic a 1. Then he sends a nasty private message regarding my wife. Then he blocks me. So I can't respond. Hey loser!!!! don't be a pussy. I am right here loser. Here's my message to that asshole! Here's his him some hate back! Oh...don't try to comment the pictures because you can' can't comment the pussy at all! THE REAL DAGWOOD Fubars Official Bra Checker@ fubar
If Yoiu Have A Heart Pls Read And Repost
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE.. if you dont repost you have no heart
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BENEFIT for:: PAUL GERWIG & FAMILY!! Date: December 15-This Saturday!! Admission- $10 per person Doors open at 5 Dinner is served 5-8 Pasta, Chicken, Salad, Rolls, & Dessert Draft beer and Pop provided also B.Y.O.B friendly!! So, Bring ur cooler of whatever u want! Entertainment is also provided :: Road Dogs & Kross Creek & a D.J Chinese auction & 50/50 Raffle --Winner announced at 8 (must be present) WHERE:: >>>>>>>C.I.O Hall>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Prospect Street Salem, Ohio Come on!, It'll be a blast!! And you will be helping a friend of mine!
i had a magical journy the other day i was in the spiritworld. i seen everything as it is with out the mask of this world. i seen my face melt off and seen the with it is to be one with my self. i walked in the snow thrue the woods looking for my guide. i seen a crow take form of the devil. i seen a bum with a glow above his head. i felt the tree watching me. i felt mother nature touch me. i seen the evil of cars and what they are doing to the earth mother. i seen the smoke for them hit the trees and seen our brothers the trees frown and ask why. we are here together. i seen my self in the spiritworld i journyed across the land we are conected. the mother told me we are her kids and we are hurting her. and she told me she will be her along after us. i have been to the spirit world
On Air Today!
Hiya everyone!!I will be DJing TODAY!! 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM EST.My regular schedule as of right now will be every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday from 3:00PM EST to 6:00PM EST.  So I hope you get a chance to tune in!  If you want to request a song you can do so here: My Playlist Link Just click on the Request button, fill in your name and any message you want me to read on air :) ... You can request up to 5 songs per hour, and if time permits I will get your requests in :)WE NOW HAVE A CHAT ROOM!!!! (please read the instructions for entering for the first time) CLICK HERE FOR CHAT - INSTRUCTIONS: If you have never been to chat before you must first register your nickname and here's how you do that... Go to the link... Enter a Nickname in the second box... Login... Click on "Commands" (it's the third drop down box on the bottom once the room loads) Then select "Nickserv Panel"... then click on the button that says "Register"... then type in your email address and
The White Man
the white man made slaves out of the poor man for to long. he is evil. the white man is not discribeing some ones color. just there standing in the world the white man is the man who uses us to work and he collects the money. its like 99% for him 1% for us to fight over and he doing his job well he makes us fight with each other steal for each other even kill. we need to stand up agenst the white man. we are all slaves we work and work for what money just to give back to the white man. if we keep on doing this we are gonna be nothing but dogs to the white man waiting for his sraps. do you want your kids to come in to this world all ready giving there life to the white man. thats what he wants. he tell us that everyones equal that we all have freedom. do you think we have freedom
This Mist
i was work with me. Death, the lord of shadows....creeping in the night. Stalker of soul...stealing for delight. Blood splatered hills, cuts so deep.see his grin, chills' that creep. no hiding no escape, turn the corner, he is there, your wounds gaping. Cries unheard, screams not bothered...he takes your life, and thus there after your soul is his. no more games. no more running, tis the end. Music soothes the troubled soul, No matter how hurt No matter how much pain it endures. Music is an inspirational tool, Healing the heart, as well as the mind. No matter how deep the wound, No matter how long Music calms the savage beast within The mood of the melody, The very thought of its rhythm warms the body. Open heart and open mind, Open soul and spirit. Music can turn the most terrifying of people, Transforming their entire being inside out. Closed eyes, opened minds united to witness The very essence of its power. Music works miracles. It changes unfaithful a
How I Feel
He moved to a new town, felt like he was lost, he always wore a frown, till he seen the angel across, one day he met her, it was like a sign, she was so pretty just, endless like time, together they fell, in deep love real fast, vowed to love each other, that they'd always last, then it got stronger, deeper than thought, he'd love her forever, felt life was to short, then something went wrong, and they spent less time, the boy started to wonder, is she even still mine, till one day she called, and heres what she said, "id rather be alone, then with u instead, from that day on, inside more he died, he couldn't let go, no matter how hard he tried, two and a half years have past, in life he feels he has no part, twenty-one days later, he died from a broken heart, heres to all u lovers, who don't picture your selfs apart, make sure you cherish every moment, right from the very start....
Pissed !!!!
I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran whe
All Gone Sad
How does one describe an Incredible Relationship gone So Bad??....A Hot, Torrid Affair?? A Loving, Caring Relationship?? A Go-Between?? Someone to help make Us feel Significant?? Only lasting approximately 9 1/2 Weeks?? This is NOT the Movie I'm talking abt here, Believe Me..It's Too Real & Painful to be a Fantasy..More like a Bad Dream in the 'Real Time'...It is NOT a Rebound Relationship, at least NOT on My part. Isn't it what they say?? If Something Seems Too Good to Be True, it Usually IS?? How does One pick up the pieces of a Heart once again made "Whole in Love" that is now in a Million pieces?? All I can Think & Feel is .....I'm So Saddened by the Entire thing happening in My Life right now...I should have Learned by Now...Right now...I have to try to put my Heart back Together..Again..One day at a Time
Memorial Scholarship In Honor Of My Daughter Who Passed Away On 8/9/05
ALL DONATIONS ARE TAX DEDUCTIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello, My name is Ruth Burns and my daughter and only child passed away after rupturing her spleen at cheerleading practice in August of 2005.She could have lived if 911 and Tewksbury Massachusetts did their job.911 was called twice and not only did Tewksbury not show at all but North Andover came instead.They took her to Tewksbury Hospital which is now for mental and drug issues only to wait for Med Flight who also was not there so they went to Saints Memorial in Lowell Massachusetts which is maybe 10 min from the gym they were at.It took 30 minutes for an ambulance to get to her never mind the time it took for a medical professional to get to her, she died from bleeding to death in the back of the ambulance. I tried to sue but no lawyers wanted my case and I tried 3 of them.My world has been ripped away from me, all I have left is a cat and 4 dogs, a PT mother who has recently become ill and 1 cousin and his 2 kids that I see mayb
Facts About Me
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact. Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions. Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones - the ones in his pants. Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for
Man And Woman Jokes
Why do men like blond jokes?? Because they can understand them. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. It has never happened. Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Wife: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Husband: Your sense of humor. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
Living Loving Learning.. Is Love Really Out There!?!?!
The Heart... Is it just an organ or can it really feel love? Where does the feeling of love come from? Is it really a feeling or just thoughts? Do we associate the thoughts of someone, the way they make us feel, or how much they make us smile with love? How does one define love? Lust? Obssession? Infatuation? Do they all go hand in hand? Are they all one in the same? This whole time, have I just been feeling something I thought was love? Or was it love? How does one truly know? How is it that I fall in love so easily and fall out just as fast? Have I been just that jaded? That heartbroken? That all I want is something to cure it...How can just one feeling make us happy, sad, hurt, crazy, and silly all at the same time? Is that how we know it's love? You tell me. You give me your views on love. I know my views. If you have these feelings in your soul and in your mind that you love someone tell them. You never know what tomorrow holds, or what's around the corner.
I Can't Stop Thinking
Ever got that feeling that the one you want will give you another chance, forgive you and be with you? Only to have that destroyed by her getting with someone she was fighting with? That's what happened with me. I don't know what else to do. So I give up. I'm done with relationships. If I have to be by myself for the rest of my sorry ass life, then so be it. It's hard when someone says that they used to love you. Once you hear that, your heart almost shuts down and you just want to die. This is someone I lost my virginity to, someone I actually loved, someone I spent almost 2 years with. But it's not her fault to be honest. It's all mine. I could never make up my mind and I ruined her life. I've lost a great thing and I don't know how to react. I'm losing it over here and no body knows it but me. All this is staying bottled up. I feel..rejected, lost, and like I could just disapear and everything would be ok. What defines a man? Is it the ability to be forward and lead? Is it standing

Propel Water Is Good
Man I hate being fucken back hurts, my head hurts, my throat hurts, my nose hurts...the only things that's helping me @ this moment in time of 9:07am is my kiwi-strawberry propel fitness water. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it's so tasty and sexy in it's bottle. it's just taunting me ever so deliciously....naughty propel! i wag my finger at you. Anyways...webbs night last night was a success! Sort of - except for the bitch manager coming in 3rd shift and we all ran outta there like a cockroach when you turn the lights on. I knocked over a glass of soda - graceful...i know - and then we danced to cyclone in the parking lot for a good 15 mins. And because I'm friends with the people I am, we went and climbed mountains of snow and got in a 9-way snowball fight (while still dancing and singing to cyclone!) Then we had a naughty photo shoot...I saw boobs...slapped my ass slapped...went down on some spanked with my own kissed on the cheek (by a girl-l
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Why I Hate Nj
I'm a security guard all I have to stop some one is my phone WTF. When I heard what happoned im like in this area WTF. Some one stole a car at a nother building behind my work last night at gun point. WTF is this world coming too. Their was a robery from a local hotel witch is manded 24/7. Is nothing safe any more? The stuf was stashed on my works lot.
I have a new business. You can check it out at "! The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his fa
Get Up And Hang With Me In Dls
i get back online and noone talks to me now wtf? get in here and gimmie a shout Come share your dirty little secrets in the Hottest lounge on Fubar... Just click the pic to enter!!!!
Damn Porn Bots!
It all started on AOHell back in the day when I'd get an Instant Message from some "leading" name like fukmehard, or some sh!t like that. It would say something simple, such as "hi". Then, when I said hi back, I got blasted with porn links from the damn porn bot on the other end both in IM's and mail. I responded and let it know I was online. Bah. Then I went Yahell. Same thing there, and it continues to this day. CONSTANTLY!!! BUT, Yahoo has a way to ignore and report as spam, which, I suppose, isn't really helpful because the bot will most likely change it's screen name from ye0xdt4 to ye9xdt5 and be back in business. Oh...and I get bot requests on Yahoo360, too. Is there NO end to this crap? NOW...on Fubar, home of the "bouncer" that gives ME sh!t as I try to rate pictures, saying I'm rating too fast (WTF?), I've started getting spam friend requests!!! Be on the lookout...they're easy to spot: ONE picture that was obviously lifted off some porn site, and an otherwise
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Death By BlancmangeLike Judas with a kiss,She brought me tea and biscuits;Darjeeling and Earl GreySaid all there was to say.  This gift told me we were through.The quarrel was so horrifying,In silence that was agonizing,Pregnant with a paralyzing love.  We clawed for words in desperation,Marked by frequent hesitation,Punctuated by a sense of dread.  The theatre was stimulating,Like cocaine and hyperventilating,So we sent out for kindney pie nonethelessBeing civilized to our planned scheduleDespite the press of overwhelming stress.Like the quick rip of a bandage,Vanilla Wafers did the talking;Ginger Snaps were terser than our row.So her heartstrings slipped the bow,Going free when colored paper tore.Fatal moments conspired to make a difference,While I gripped a river to come sooner,But she couldn't tell that I held onto her.A scalpel instant seered decisive resignation,But faith means hoping something has to work.After dinner in the dark,That funereal meeting in the park,The second-hand
Ok I have been rating pics and commet to alot of peoples and get some back. But others fail to do so. Why damn it????????? If someone takes there time to rate or post something on one of your pics. Shouldn't you take the time and return the fav. Buy them a drink or give a gift or even a thank you would go along way from getting nothing in re-turn.
My Private Jojo
Money slaves “The line of life is a ragged diagonal between duty and desire.” As a money slave you crave financial sadism and you are more than aware that your sole focus and duty in life is to support your superior Goddess financially or materially (or both) via your hard-earned cash or gifts. Describes you perfectly doesn’t it? There is no point in trying to understand this compelling urge of yours. Face it, your obsession to be controlled, exploited and seemingly coerced by Me is your reality and you always feel so much better when you willingly subject yourself to such loyal servitude. This is the only meaningful and acceptable service you can present to Me, the powerful Goddess you worship. In exchange you will be given what you most want which is to be used, humiliated and tormented. you will need no coercing or “blackmail” in acknowledging your obsession. Naturally your performance to My satisfaction can be achieved through various material possessions such as cloth
Why Do Men
Why is it that the first thing out of some mens mouths is...." YOU HAVE GREAT TITS" Do u really think that a good women is going to respond to that....If so i guess thats why most of u are still single...GROW UP....i guess thats why i go for older men...they have a little more resrect what do u think girls....
Just My Life
Well, seeing as this is my first blog,I have no idea where to start. I have had a few crazy weeks lately. I guess I should start by saying I am falling in love with my boyfriend, John. He is amazing! We met on a blind date through the a friend of mine I work with. Her boyfriend is John's cousin. So anyway, we have been dating and seeing each other for about 3 months now. I met his parents last weekend and I made such an impression on them....I fell and broke my leg! Now I am sitting here in pain and John is waiting on me hand a foot. He works and then comes by here to stay with me at night and then goes home in the morning so he can get his clothes and take care of his house and then comes back over to my house till he goes to work. Now I am looking at possible surgery to fix my leg. I am in a cast from my foot to my hip. My leg is broken in 2 major places and it hurts. Ok, enough about me. I have met a couple on here (fubar) and they are neat people. He asked her to ma
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Why Mothers Cry...
"Why are you crying?" he asked his mom. "Because I'm a mother." she told him. "I don't understand." he said His mom just hugged him and said,"You never will!" Later the little boy asked his father why Mother seemed to cry for no reason. "All mothers cry for no reason." was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why mothers cry. So he finally put in a call to God and when God got on the phone the man said,"God, why do mothers cry so easily?" God said,"You see son, when I made mothers they had to be special. I made their shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave them an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from their children." "I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when everyone else gives up, and to take care of their families through sickness and fatigue without complaining." "I gave them the sensitivity to love their c
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I Am Canadian
Hey, I`m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don`t live in an igloo or eat blubber, own a dogsled or ever had SARS.... and I don`t know Mark, Tina or Lisa from Canada, although I`m sure they`re really cool folk. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English, not American. And I pronounce it `about`, not `a boot`. I can proudly sew my country`s flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the moose is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced `zed` not `zee`, `zed` !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The birthplace of basketball! The first nation of hockey! The Land of the runnaway slaves! and the best part of North America I AM CANADIAN!
Kim's Page
DEADWOOD, S.D. - A relaxing soak in a hot tub came to an abrupt end when Marlene Todd came eye to eye with a mountain lion in her backyard. I was kind of hidden, sitting with my back up against the side of the tub, and I heard a little rustling sound in the needles right beside me," she said. Todd said she thought it might have been her house cat until she saw "this big, tan, hairy body" just 4 inches away. "I didn't realize what it was until it took a leap and jumped up on the side of my hot tub," Todd said. The cougar was cornered somewhat because the deck stairs blocked its retreat. It would have to go up and over the hot tub. "It just took a leap. It jumped on the side of the hot tub," Todd said of the Thursday morning encounter. "We locked eyes, and it kicked off of the hot tub and ran away. When it jumped, it flipped my robe into the hot tub." She summoned Deadwood police, who surmised the big cat was stalking some deer in the neighborhood and may have been att
when we're born we depend on our parents to raise us,provide for us and teach us how to get to adult hood.we depend on doctors to keep us healthy and to keep our family healthy.when we get into a relationship or get married we depend on each other to be happy and fulfilled.and when have children they depend on us to care for them.everything runs a full circle and it never ends,somebody has to depend on somebody.
My Train
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... Chocolate Bunny Owner of Bunnybunz's Lounge Owned By Just Derek FU-Wifey to Sleepless & Pooh Bear@ fubar 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vacuum cleaners kill fleas just as well as any poison, surprised U.S. researchers said on Tuesday. They said a standard vacuum cleaner abuses the fleas so much it kills 96 percent of adult fleas and 100 percent of younger fleas. So no need to worry that a vacuum cleaner bag may turn into a fleabag breeding ground for the pesky, biting creatures, said Glen Needham, associate professor of entomology at Ohio State University. Needham studied the cat flea, or Ctenocephalides felis, the most common type of flea found in households. "No matter what vacuum a flea gets sucked into, it's probably a one-way trip," Needham said in a statement. Writing in the journal Entomologia Experimentalis et Applicata, Needham suggested that the vacuum brushes wear away a waxy outer layer on insects called the cuticle. Without it, the fleas, larvae and pupae probably dry up and die, he said. The findings were so surprising that the researchers ran their experiment severa
I may not be on here much here soon. With 2 kids, Christmas, Working, and goin back to school. I probly will be pretty busy. I will answer messages as soon as I can. Please don't delete me. I enjoy talking to you all.. Hugs.. Have a great day..
If Your Bi And Live In Tenn And Want To See Robyn Nude Hit Me Up
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something i wrote a few weeks ago. enjoy. BROKEN WINGS its just another day in the life we lead, nobody feels the way i bleed, im just another angel with broken wings, im tryin 2 forget what these eyes have seen,when i was a child i used wonder what it be like 2 fly, and think if i was good enough i might get wings when i die, but now i see that things are different, aint no wings on my back, the streets of ghosts seduced my eyes, my dreams are now turned black, this glore & happiness is gone, all thats left is hurt on my face, fingers reach 2 find a halo, but find a blue rag in its place, you told me i was special, had a peice of your heart, now its the very thing that made me that tears me apart, and scars show my wounds of war, with a word & a score, and a crown of thorns, gives me hope for everytime i was torn, as i these days pass, i see the devilish morals of a stranger, to myself i still know that deep inside theres an angel, the only angel that be's, the only ang
IT'S BEEN AWHILE • Album: Break The Cycle • Track Number: 04 • Performed By: Staind And it's been awhile Since I could hold my head up high And it's been awhile Since I first saw you And it's been awhile Since I could stand on my own two feet again And it's been awhile Since I could call you And everything I can remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I stretched myself beyond my means And it's been awhile Since I could say that I wasn't addicted And it's been awhile Since I could say I love myself as well And it's been awhile Since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do And it's been awhile But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've gone and fucked things up again.... again Why must I feel this way Just make this go away Just one more peaceful day And It's been awhile S
I Have Come To The Conclusion...
Making hats, then selling them online, is a fantastic idea. I have also come to the realization that... My Me-maw is amazing, she has taught me all of my incredible talents. She also gave me 20 un-used skeins of yarn, in various colours that she decided she didn't need. Soooo...... Hats A-hoy! Now I'm attempting to draw "Captain Crochet Hook" He's going to be awesome.
Fus Cherry Bombers
Take Me As I Am....right??
Are you the one that will make me smile? Make my heart skip beats just by hearing your name? Call me to say "hi" or hear my voice? "Drop" by just to see me because actually you missed me? Take me on picnics and watch the sunset? Hold me in your arms on the the car? Listen to every word i say..even the words i'm not saying? Know exactly how to cheer me up when i had a bad day? Watch sports with me on sunday's? Go shopping with me on friday's? Sing and dance with me in the grocery store? Stay home on a Friday night to watch movies and cuddle?... Are you that one that will make me cry, but hold me and wipe my tears? Make me scream and yell at you, but shower you with kisses 5 seconds later? Force me to do things i thought i could not do--or was afraid to do? Be my cheerleader, but my coach as well? Be my fashion designer, but model too? Love me with your all? Trust me with your secrets and thoughts and dreams? Share inside jokes with me? Share your past with me--present
Members In Contest
OK THIS PPL ARE IN A CONTEST SO LETS HELP THIS MEMBERS OUT AND SO THEM THE FUS CHERRY BOMBERS SOme love Krissy and Mandah need 140,000 comments in 16 weeks to win a Happy Hour, 1-Year VIP, 30-day Blast AND Ticker Pack PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE SUBMITTING A FRIEND REQUEST AND INDICATE IN YOUR FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND THE PROFILE AND DO WISH TO JOIN*********** This is the profile of a Bomber Family, NOT an individual. If you are looking for a family to join, please read below, and if you are interested, send a friend request specifying you would like to join. ONLY members who wish to be a part of the bomber family will be accepted as a friend on this HOME PAGE of the FUS CHERRY BOMBERS . This is a bomber family of people dedicated to fairness and equality. ******************PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, APPROVE ANYBODY FOR FAMILY MEMBERSHIP WHO IS CURRENTLY IN A CONTEST SEEKING TO JO
Shay`s Day
You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child" Then he told the following story: Shay and his fathe
My New Forum
if you watch anime then please go t my new site it has an odd name but it was bcuz of the place i went to make it my site url is
Whats The >
Q=what does a old person and tree thats about to get planted have in common? A=there both about to go in the ground soon!! this ladie walks into a tattoo shop and says i want a turkey on my iner thigh he tattoos it and a week later she comes back and says i want a santa on my other iner thigh and he gos ok can i ask you why your getting these tattoos here? she goes cause im tierd of my husband always sayin theres nothing good to eat between the holidays knoc knoc whos there haywod haywod who haywod jublowme knoc knoc whos ther harry harry who harry balsonya i know there a lil corny but kinda funny
Ghost Rider's Souls Of Lustful Pleasures
Im Ghost Rider, I'd thought about making a lounge on fubar and did, called Ghost Rider's Souls of Lustful Pleasures, come check it out sometime Im still woring on getting it Going but more than welcome to come see it, if you wanna help Me out working on it that'll fine too, this coding stuff kind wearing me out, I have great ideas for the lounge and stuff, or stop in and say hi to me, just trying to get in going so it can be a fun place to hangout and have some fubar fun!!, anyways you all have a great nite and ttyl
It's My Birthday
ok iam so done with people lying why cant you just tell the truth soon or later the real truth comes out and all your lies got you was nothing and that you hurt someone ..does it make you fell good to do that to people cause iam telling you something right now i can see why people change from nice to being a totally bitch........there is nothing you cant say that i wont understand but yet you just keep on using me people can only take so much before they come to the end of there rope...and iam a really nice and sweet person but you fuck me over one to many times and you will see a whole other side of if you cant be honest go away and leave me be .... hey everyone today is my day ...i didnt think it was going to be a good one but its starting out to be pretty good.everyone is always saying erica this is not a good time for a birthday but i think it is..i dont ask for much to be with my friends and family and enjoy the day with come on celebrate with me and thank you
I love to see the ocean's beauty And the moon that shines above Alone in the sand looking at the stars Wishing someday i would find true love Would it be nice to see the morning With the one you love the most Would it be nice to say goodnight To the one you hold so close To your heart To your heart The wind that blows the dove Is the wind that blows my love Hope it'll find its way to you Wherever you are I love to sit in fields of green Looking deeply through the sky Watching birds as they fly by Hoping someday fate will bring me true love Would it be nice to hold someone So dear, near your heart Would it be nice to hear those words I love you from the one that you love That you love Yeah... yeah.... yeah.... I'd love to see myself one day In the arms of someone Who will share her life with me Selflessly.. someday... You will find your way... to me..
I Was Lost And Alone
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his f
The Fireplace Of My Soul
To think of you Is to let all the hundred dragons of my dreams Wake up inside my heart… It is a sweet internal hemorrhage – The crimson geysers of my blood Gushing violently through my veins! A little explosion in my brain – Ten spiders crawling on my back! And the fireplace of my soul Is instantly kindled – The ardent flames fly away into the silence. And the steam of my immense passion – Bursts through the chimney of my thirsty lips! There is no citadel to protect you – The scorching fire in my merciless mouth – The bolts of lightening striking from my fingers – The destructive lava of my cruel kisses – Oh, let me imprison you within my arms, Tie you against my body and burn you alive With my passion – my madness – The menacing magic of my savage art to love. So die, blonde angel, die In this sweet silence – this miraculous delirium - Where the overwhelming enchant of my sinister passion Mercilessly drags your shivering soul To the secret distilling room
Rockstar, Baby!!!
Ever since I have been on here, I have been blessed to be surrounded by some really good folks. I have enjoyed a lack of drama that is (from what I can tell) very extraordinary. Every time I get close to leveling, it happens while I sleep, without a request sent out! When my freinds need help, a small army has rushed to help them, no questions asked. ~~No clubs, no families, no blasts, no drama. Just fun-loving, kind-hearted freinds. I consider myself blessed !! Thanx. BUT.....this is not to yall!!!!! I am asking help from those of you who dont usually do it, but might need a little yourselves. I dont always notice when people are in need, unless they ask, and then I help as much as I can. WELL, one of my great freinds has blessed me with a VIP, so your help can be returned to you in greater measure!! Please remember that I only have 100 11s per day, so I may end up mixing some 10s in there, but it all helps the same. I wanna get to Rockstar level, just so I can sing the
Join Me
ok now this site you can not do nothing like neopets but it is still ok ..... now this site you have the choice of being a vampire or a werewolf is the battle between them .... you battle other user and train and hunt ....the choice is yours To become a werewolf To become a vampire after joining it will give you the option to join my clan that is up to you feel free to join ....... come join me on neopets..... i know i know but this site has millions of games and for a dial up connection this site loads fast i have had my name on it for alil over 3 and half years .... i get a prize for every person i refer other wise i would even say anything on here but all you have to do ir verify your email address and i will get the referal prize in a week ....... if you want just give me the login info and i will put the name to use....... sign up is only like
Bleeding For You
Bleeding for you I wish I can forget you and never feel deep pain I wish I can bury our memories And never dreaming you I try to hold back my tears Trying so hard to erase you from my black heart But I can’t, I am to weak on you! I just lay here and bleeding for you And waiting to death knock on my door, to take me away Why are you in my dreams? Why can’t you just let me to die into your arms to feel my heart heat but you just leaving me all alone with loneliness bleeding is the only way I can forget you bleeding is the only way I can kill my pain walking through the endless dark path yearning to taste my fears and as I was walking through my endless path I just open my arms and letting death taking me into her arms And leaving all behind And yet again, you are to blind to see how much I love you You are even to blind to feel I have touched your black heart I am bleeding for you I am bleeding for your love I wish you can drown in my love And to feel my brok
Ok Wtf
ok this been on my mind all fucking day. and the more i think about it the madder i get about it. i can talk sing and worship anything other then christmas and jesus in our public school. ok fyi for u specail few separation of church and state isnt meaning that u cant worship there it means the church is not allowed to control the govt. do u realise everything to do with chrustmas has been removed from the school only thing left is the two weeks that is now called the holidays. with no mention iof christmas, or god. but they do mention quansa and every other damn religious belief but christmas and god himself. ok dont get me wrong im no a bible thunper but if we r to have a choice in matters why not in what our kids learn from other cultures since theyve made sure they dont learn ours???? last i looked the dollar bill said in god we trust not budda or alliah. i dont celebrate quansa or anything else but christmas. but hey u can say happy honika in school and if i say merry christmas im
Who Wants A Million Dollars In Fu Bucks ?
I want to throw a contest . The winner with the most votes will win a million dollars in fu bucks . Pic comments count as votes . I need at least 12 contestants to open the contest and I will run it for 10 days . So if your interested contact me , my link is here below. Thanks , Lisa * lisasweet *@ fubar I will start this contest today Wednesday December 12th at 6 pm central time . It will end on December 22 at 6 pm . Here is a list of each contestant . Click on their photos when the contest starts to vote for them. Good luck to everyone .
In Your Arms
Hold me, my love, Just one more, Just to feel again your warm touch Kiss me, again, my love I want to taste your soft lips, again Bite me, I want to taste your sweet blood Just one more, Embrace me, again ‘cause in your arms I feel so safe my angel, stay with me tonight don’t leave me alone share with me with this beautiful night, oh my dear love, even words can’t describe how beautiful you are when I am looking into your eyes, I see peace and joy from that moment I know that you are my true love oh, my love, how beautiful you are after all this years I have lived I have never seen someone who had good heart in your arms I feel safety and warm when you embrace me I feel like I am in the heaven with you
A New Family
Ok everybody!!! As most of you know PrincessPaige and I have been married for 8 monthes and were expecting a new addition to the family around Christmas!! Wellll guess what....... our son decided he was tired of being couped up and wanted out!!! So here it is.... We had a very beautiful baby boy born into this world December 5, 2007 at 10:02 am!! His name is Conner James Allan, he was 5 pounds 15 ounces and 20 inches long!!! Paige and Conner are doing great and are expected to be home in the next couple of days!!! Paige and i are very happy and very excited about our new arrival toour home!!!!
~chance Meeting~
The sensual way you caress my soul your suavis personality I'm melting with each moment you've given to me.. Heart beating compulsively I'm losing myself within each breath we take... Gasping for a moment; regaining composure... Wanting, needing to jump right in, your tearing down my defenses and I'm not fighting, for once, I let go.. Living in the moment... Take it slow I convince myself no need to jump into this, ride the flow... It's within the way you miss me, the way your voice dances in rhythm with me... Yes, I'm losing myself each moment we speak, tell me, how am I going to control myself once we meet? ~Jasmin~~~JAZZ~~~~~~~~~~~~
~a Slaves Heart,,,~
Looking in the mirror I ask myself who I was. I walk around with my head up & chest stuck out, is this my problem.?! I look you in your eye when I talk to you, it's hard to lie looking me in this face. I am even a psychopath now from what's told, I am a miss understood person. I stand six feet three & a half inches tall, my weight is two hundred ninety seven pounds & dark as midnight. Fear not what you see from in front of you, but what sits with in that vessel. My cup over flows constantly, I have enough to share. What's wrong with what I see, I have to apologize for being me. I had to take a look and see what you see, scary looking individual. Looking in the mirror I still love me, maybe you should look in the mirror to see what you see. As the warmth of the rising sun Bright a new day has just begun It's all on you how to have fun The boiling unstable balance of Lust, desire, that burning fire You allow the amount of flow Come on let's take and go with The motion of a raging
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. -A. A. Milne This was a saying that came up to me, and I thought back to a blog I wrote a little while. This is something for those who are still in love, or with thier husband to think about. As much as I wish for someone one, this has nothing to do with me. What does is this. I have been scorned and I am not sure of my feelings of late. I know a small part longs to have Stephanie back in my life. But the majority of me knows that she doesn't want this, that she is no longer has any feelings for me. I wish I could simply just ask for that piece of my heart back, but we all know its not that simple. So my only option is to try to move on. And I have. Tiffany I felt would have been my future. And still, she may still be. If I hadn't gone though what I did then perhaps our breakup was premature. But I wasn't strong enough deep down to maintain the pressure
Girlfriend Aplication
...I blame curiosity =) Girlfriend Application. About You Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands 1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies 1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontaneous?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
Christmas Pics
come by and rip your pic i made fo you!!!! merry christmas

Is it possible to miss something that never existed in the first place? I mean u build something up in your mind to what u want it to be and over time it becomes real. It becomes so real that eventually its your whole world. You incorporate it into your life, and your happiness becomes dependent upon it. So how is it that something nonexistsnt becomes so important? and how is it that something nonexistant can make u hurt so fuckig bad?
Snobby Ass Guys
i brouse threw fubar pages all day and it seems like their are so many guys that are just all about the girls on here that are showing plenty of skin , and not that its bothering me but all the good looking guys are all about going straight to the pages of the girls that are preppie , slutty , weighs 2 pounds , dont get me wroung i dont weigh 2 pounds , im a 24 yr old mom who loves my phat ass and my tig ol' bitties , but all these 2 pound shawtys that need a drumstick shoved down their throats , are annoying . i mean give me a damn break bitches , EAT a danm piece of cake!!!!!!!! OK IM WRITING FOR ALL MY FRIENDS AND FUTURE FRIENDS! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF RATING TITTS AND ASS AND PIXX OF DICK! I HAVE A MAN AND DONT ENJOY SEEING WHAT YOU HAVE! TO ALL THE WOMEN: IF UR GONNA BE SLUTTY GO DO IT SOMEWERE ELSE! AND TO ALL THE MEN U THINK UR DICKS THAT BIG AND THATS WHY YOU PROBLY POST PIXX OF UR SHIT BUT SORRY MY HUBBYS IS BETTER TO LOOK AT....FROM NOW ON I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU HAVE NUDE
Anal Fubarians
Well now i'm pissed. Went to watch a bit of TV tonight and came back here to a message from the fubar shop...yup you guessed it, some moron had them mark one of my angel pictures (that I got off google images) as NSFW. Winduptoy and I are having pics marked by some coward who won't show their face because of being anal. When I started with this site, it was a fun site to be on, better than any other site out there. Since the introduction of Communistic rule here this site has become a severe downer. It seems like you can't have anything on this site anymore because some anal person who doesn't know art when they see it has to complain to the staff like a little 2 year old...wait let me rephase that, even a 2 year old could appreciate art. The way I look at it is this folks, if they want to have Communist rule here I think it's about time that we leave this site for another one. I have recommended a different site to a lot of my friends on here and they are there having a blast. It
A Global Change
I feel ashamed of myself for believing you. I thought it was right to put up a fight. The lies that you told are beginning to unfold, my eyes have opened and all that I see is the money and greed that you hold. We need a global change and that is something beyond your range-- of understanding. It's money in your bank while men and women break their back to live and thrive to try and survive to just stay alive. Look at us crying while people are dying. Mother's on welfare, not enough medicare--denied healthcare. Children on the street trying to make ends meet. When do you open your eyes and stop telling the lies? My eyes are open wide-it's my faith I will hide. Could you ever be strong and admit you were wrong? I will admit to the lesson I learned and to the right that was earned by the brave while standing at their grave. Eye's open wide, it's been a long ride.
7 Lovemaking Mistakes
Ok, so like it is completely over between him and I. More things happened since the last blog. I won't get all into it, just to say that I finally broke up with him and he was like telling me all this stuff about how he was gonna do this and that...that he wants to marry me and wants me to have his kids after he has his vasectomy done. All bull and I hate the fact that he freakin lied to me the whole 4 months and is trying to blame it on my friends. 7 Lovemaking Mistakes That Couples Make and How to Avoid Them add to favorites Did you know that people who try to spice up their lovemaking, often make their experiences LESS fulfilling? It’s true.Over the years, I've seen couples make the same mistakes over and over again, when trying to improve their love lives, and I'd like to teach you how to overcome and avoid these problems. Here are the 7 lovemaking mistakes. Are you making them? MISTAKE #1: Feeling scared or embarrassed to talk about trying new things Have you ever
Stephanielynn Wants To Get Bombed
I’M A MORNING PERSON… Come get bombed with me tomorrow morning! I’ll pay ya for it. (Fu-bucks with that Mimosa?) So here’s the deal… TUESDAY MORNING DURING MY HAPPY HOUR AT 9 AM FU-TIME (That’s 12/11 at 9 AM Pacific Time, 12 noon Eastern time, 11 AM Central time for Hellcat) Pick someone out of my give-away folder (pick any person… including yourself if you’re a contestant!!). Give them 100 comments. I’ll give YOU 10,000 Fu-bucks. YEAH, that’s right… 100 bucks per comment. It’s a good deal… and that first hour at work you’re just surfing the web anyway. Or hey, if you’re on the East coast, spend your lunch hour with me and make some quick and easy Fu-bucks. SO COME ON… You’ll be helping someone else AND getting Fu-bucks too. Few simple rules • No NSFW comments are to be left. • You must private message me once you have completed the 100 comments. Let me know WHICH pic you chose. And I will promptly send you 10,000 Fu-buc
Need Help
We are looking for bi female friends and couples in our area. We wanna hang out, bbq, chill, go shopping, go to the movies, travel to the beach and more. We want to meet people with same interest and of course I am always on the look for a LTR girlfriend. I would like to meet an open minded single female who would not be intimidated by my marriage and to be a part of my life as a good friend and lover. I am 21 bi mixed bbw he is 34 sexi white guy. We want to meet and have fun with bi females and couples in our area, we are social drinkers, we are a very laid back couple. We dont do drugs and are disease free. We have a family and we are discreet and expect the same. We are open to pretty much everything. I like anything from light spanking to rough forced sex, anything pretty much goes, except potty game and back door action. We don't have a lot of experience with this lifestyle but would like to change that- Hubby is straight would love to watch me suck on pussy. we have had 1
I can't believe I only have 50 days to go until Daughter #2 is here!! She is due to arrive on the 4th of July!!
Ty To My Friends
I want to take this time out to thank my friends. There have been a few friends on here that have changed my life...tho if you look on my friends list now, they aren't on there...go figure! lol...anyhow, one is a dear friend who has choosen other drama over a true friend who's always been there for him. I have nothing but love for him either way cuz only I really know what he is going thru but he refuses to accept my friendship or my help anymore. I guess I completed my job there. Another friend has been my musical and writing inspiration. He has moved on to bigger and better things and I wish him nothing but the best in life as always. He knows how to reach me if need be. My third friend is special to me. He taught me that I am a true real woman who should be loved for those traits. He showed me that a man could possibly see me as something other than a piece of ass. I have a very special place for him in my heart. Now just because these friends are not on my friends list does not mea
My heart has been captured in the sails of your gallant mystery ship to carry me away to a far off place, to learn the history under the sea. The brave souls who died but should have lived to tell the tales of old. Of their lost loves that waited for them but there return was not meant to be. I have such a longing inside to sail away, to become a part of the sea, to let the stars and the sun guide me to where they want me to be. To open my heart to the unknown soul mate that is waiting for me on the other side of dawn. "Take me away my lord" I will cry from afar and the sea will stop at nothing to rescue me. My beloved champion, I long for your words to fill the empty part of my soul. If all I have are my dreams, my lord, than I shall met you there in the mist on the dark and shadowed earth. My beloved champion, come for me this night, wield thy sword and set me free from the one who has me in his chains. I sit at my window waiting as if I were one who was waiting for the retu
A Poem
I want you to taste me I want your tongue in the deepest part of me I want you to lick and savor every drop I want you to make me scream don't stop, don't stop I want you to taste me I want you to have me for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert I want my juices to flood out of me I want you to taste me Hold my hips and brace me for your tongue twisting ecstasy I want you to taste me I want to feel your lips and your tongue on every inch of my pussy I want you to taste me I know your dying to I want you to taste me Because I know I want to taste all of you
What The Fuck?
ok so as far as i could tell this morning i was rated like 419 so how many people or on fubar 420? But i wonder how the rating works because as far as I could tell nothing special happened and nobody really checked me out I guess but oh well yay me!!!!!!
Come Bomb This Contest
Yule Songs
Tune: "Greensleeves" In ancient days the folk of old When chilled with fright by winter's cold Did kindle up a great Yule fire With leaping flames in its great pyre; So to entice the waning sun To rise again and wider run; It's fiery course across the sky, To warm them so they would not die. So we, whose minds now sense a chill Of anger in the evil will, The human conflict, hate, and strife, Which hold a menace over life; Would kindle up a flame of love That we within our hearts may move, In Yuletide joy, with love embrace And thus abide in peace and grace. Tune: "What Child is This?" (Greensleeves) What child is this who brings such light that all who see Her grow hopefull? The Solstice candles, this darkest night, rekindle a flame in our soul. This, this is the Solstice child, the Maiden brilliant, the Maiden wild. Come, sisters, to hold Her near, the hope and the light of the New Year. [Variant] What Child is this, who brings such light Th
For Daisy
1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience." 2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms." 3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year." 4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions." 5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave." 6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades." 7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people." 8. "Let's meet , so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience." 9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time." 10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 11. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move." 12. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments." 13. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." 14. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs...Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail." 15. "I have become completely paranoid, t
This Is How I Feel About It.
I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away, all your money won't another minute buy Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind
My Nsfw Pics
ok I guess I confused everyone. No you don't have 2 pay or bribe me 2 see them, just ask is all SO ya wanna see my NSFW pics, well ya needs 2 add me, rate me, fan me and then we will talk seeing them. Also I accept bribes and gifts, hey a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. I take fubucks, gift blast, happy hours, tickers ect... But no ya don't have 2 do that 2 see em, just add/rate/fan me and then ask me 2 see them please
Sexy Lingerie Contest!!!!
hey everyone!!! (who reads my blogs :P) wanna go look at pictures of beautiful ladies in their panties and lingerie?!! i know i want to!!! :D:D :P thats why i entered this new contest. its totally different from the others guys, so dont worry!!! its all about fun! the pictures will be in a nsfw folder, so its not about points and bombing. which i love!....ok if you want to check it out (and hopefully vote for me :D) you need to add my friend natas! dont worry guys...hes a really cool guy. :) Contest Starts At Midnight Eastern! Add Me As A Friend To See The Contest If You Cant!@ fubar please go add him; if hes not already your friend, because you will need to be on his friends list to veiw these photos. when the contest is over, feel free to delete him or keep him. THE CONTEST STARTS TONIGHT!! ***********this is NOT bombing contest!!!********* its rates only!!! comments dont even count, but its ok if you want to leave one anyways :P if there is a tie in
Been Forgoten
nobody emails me,im's me or responds to any of my emails or im's. i always see everyday people getting blasts,gifts,profile comments and etc.... but not me. so it makes me think why am i even on here and are these people reallymy friends or people who just want stuff and dont really care. can someone help me with something? i need advice on what to do about this girl i really like. she knows it but i cant help but think she is giving me the run around.
How Tall Are You?
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Oklahoma Ice Storm
Help Me Out Here And Tell Me What To Do Please.
Ice Filled Winter
here in michigan we are going on our 3rd ice storm already. all the weather models are predicting a very ice filled winter. looks like its time for some good snow tires and a lot of prayers for this part of the country. we have another major ice storm coming tomorrow. hopefully wher ever you live, your winter will be a safe one. i know here its gonna get reall nasty reall quick. so if this storm heads your way please drive carefull.
So I finally got my job I have been waiting for. Its not at the same place but it is doing the same thing. I am so excited. Thats all for now!!!
Drinks On Me
Dear Alcohol , First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a HUGE fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls/Text Messages: While I agree with you that communication is important. I question the suggestion that conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with wine & topped off with a Kit Kat AFTER a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an e
I'm From Buffalo And Proud Of It
I'm from Buffalo. We eat chicken wings, not buffalo wings. -Jack Kemp is a quarterback, not a politician. -We drink Labatt Blue and love it. -Mighty Taco always has preference over Taco Bell. -Pop, not soda and Pepsi, not Coke. - We have beef on weck. If you know what a weck roll is you are from Buffalo. -They are sneakers not tennis shoes. -It's a sucker, not a lollipop. -Bison Chip Dip, La Nova Pizzeria, Aunt Rosie's Loganberry, Chivetta's Chicken, and Ted's Hot Dogs are all too familiar...not to forget Anderson's Shakes. -A fake ID is unnecessary when there is always Canada... but we have them any ways. -Our bars don't close until 4, and we DO sell beer in a grocery store (Tops or Wegmans ), which always makes for early starts and late nights. -Jim's Steak Out at 4 in the morning is calling it an early night... -We never cuss, but we swear entirely too much. -We know that a 65 mph speed limit really means 80. -We will cut you off, swear, and give you the finger if you are not keepin
My Hubby And I
so my husband and I had a little misunderstanding between us. It was becoming the "norm" to fight all the time and be at each others throat. We were both unhappy and we sick of looking at each other. So he went and stayed with a friend and rode the snowmobile for a couple of days. When he came back we talked,and talked and talked some more. We both realized that we take each other for granted. It was the little things that we didn't appreciate about each other. We have alot more communication and spend more time with each other than we used too. We laugh alot more and crack jokes about each other and respect each other and our oponions. Needless to say I am sooooo soooooo soooooo much more happier now. Just wanted to share.....:)
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Daddy's Little Girl/Heavenly Tears A Woman's Sorrow/A Little Girls Loss/Heavenly Tears I am the Father that saves every tear that you cry, you mean that much to Me! As I look through this huge window out into the meadow and the forest of the East Texas Landscape I have so much to be thankful for. Yet the tears are falling somewhere out there. Somewhere out there a little girl is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a young girl is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a girl in her teens is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a young woman is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a lonely woman is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there an older woman is cr
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The Heart Of A Champion
Heart Of A Champion It is a great day to be a Cowboy's fan. A great quarterback, a great team, Division Champs and heading to the playoffs. Having the heart of a champion is winning when you really shouldn't. In Buffalo, Tony Romo threw picks all over the place, and Buffalo was more than ready to play. In the 4th quarter, our team never stopped believing in themselves or their quarterback, and with the game on the line they showed the heart of a champion to win the game! This past Sunday our offense seemed to sputter off and on throughout the game. They were especially having trouble with third down conversions. Our defense struggled with Kitna and his timing based passing, and it looked like they were one step ahead. Would the Cowboys be handed their second defeat of the year and denied the NFC East Championship another week? Of course not. With the game on the line, and no timeouts, the ball was in Romo's hands once again. In a game where Detroit thought they had o
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No Strings
It doesn't matter if you say "No stings attached" There are always strings They are invisible That silent call that brings us together In the first place The signal that beckons us To come into each others vision The sticky web! And we delude ourselves Spray Teflon on it to slide by You don't see the wispy tangle that just caught on the bottom of your Shoe as you were leaving The one that will call you back when you least expect We are all entangled that way Each of us And blindly we go about our business Sometimes never knowing the Mark we leave behind The DNA, the virus, the silent emotional hook Yes, the string, its bondage holds us captive Every time The string you said you didn't have Still pulls like gravity Like the rising of the sun and moon Or invisible circle of the planets Following their cosmic thread And you and I No different from the Bodies of heaven Moving on our path Which was always created By strings Entangled by the way we are. N
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Would u Please comment on my pic for the sexy eyes contest. I am so behind and I need your help. I am also offering anyone who can comment 100 times 5,000 FuBucks to compisate for there time and trouble. Thanks, Tesa Here is the Link
So many have them, Very few admit to them. Some see them as what they are, Some to tall or small. Even medium and dull. To heavy or slim. Or even, Of different color skin. The imperfections. Can cause some To be cruel, And mean. Though the fact remains, The one who cares, With heart and soul. Does not see, The imperfections.
Her smile is as beautiful as the stars on a clear moonless night When you look in her eyes, you can’t tell but she’s really bright I wish I could have her for only one night So I can show her the world through my eyesight I’ll give anything just to be with her And I promise I’ll never be mean to her I’ll treat her like a Queen Giving her everything Come on now yall know what I mean Buy her jewelry and ice And treat her very nice Never cheat, never lie And I promise I’ll never make her cry If only she was in my world I wouldn’t need another girl Cause my world would be complete And our love, well, it would be unique ive trodden through the light, and through the tall grass, and the valley. all were easy and heavily traveled, but lonesome. but we have been through the woods untamed. through trials and tribulation, yet you never once left my side. i long for you to stay here holding my hand, leading me through the paths, that i dare not tred alone.
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Well just a little update. I had went to the doctors today because, I had hurt my knee. Well after many of x-rays and a MRI It seems I had torn a legement in my knee. Yes it does hurt like a son of a gun lol. anyway they have me in a knee brace. They have me on some pain meds which really makes me goofy lol. I will update you all when I find out more when I go back to the doctor.
Hypnotic Here Is Your Hot Mamma Tag
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Since I am not quite a level five yet (don't worry about it I am working on it!), I cannot post a Mumm, which blows. I wanted to know something. Basically someone (yeah she is on here..NO I did NOT meet her on here) gave me a bra of hers and I was going to put it on the rear view mirror, but that damn thing really obstructs my view....So, should I string it across the back glass and just use side mirrors, or should I just hang the bitch there? Flipped my damn truck 4 times saturday nite.. Warning not drink and drive ... Becuz of some freakin people in life are stessing you out ... DONT DRINK AND DRIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wish for you is that you never look back but never forget the past. I hope the days go easy and each road leads you to where you want to go. My wish for you is this life becomes all you want it to be, your dreams become big and strong. I hope you always forgive and never regret. I want you to remember where ever you are and your wishes are coming true never forget where you came from and who you left. But most important my wish for you is that you life becomes all you want it to be, and someone in this world will love you for you and just you. May all your dreams become big. The biggest wish of them are you find your everything and you live happy living you dreams I know you have many of. Never take things for granted you never know when your life will becoming to an end, and it might be to late to go back and try and do the things you once had a chance to do.!!
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Not Another F'n Blog
Television is officially dead and buried, well it's been dead for a few years now. Great quality shows such as Smallville, Battlestar Galactica and House are overshadowed by the trainwreck shows such as American Idol, Rock of Love and every freaking reality show out there. Now I am a huge fan of the CW show Smallville because being a fan of Superman since I was a small child I love the new spin on the character. It is very well written and they introduce all of the DC Universe characters (with the exception of Batman and Wonder Woman). I love the new spin on all of the DC characters and I understand why they did not put Bruce Wayne (Batman) into the show itself (Character issues because of Christopher Nolan's Batman movies.) Now when I was a kid I didnt watch much sci-fi television shows, the ones I did watch though were Battlestar Galactica (the original), Buck Rogers, Doctor Who (The Tom Baker Years) and old episodes of the classic Star Trek. I am very disappointed that the
Well just in case any one wanted to know, I am going in to the Hospital for an MRI in a cuple days to see if anything has changed with my herniated disks. After that I get to go visit a Neurosurgon to see if they can finally do something about it. Wish me Well.
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My Good Byes
just a little note to say my goodbyes as im leaving fubar. can't delete right now due to VIP but when it's gone my acct will go with it... Squirt- i love ya girl...from mumms to men drama to sex talks...damn we had alot of fun you're a star babygirl! Drunken- you've always been there when i needed someone the most. you're truly an example of a 'real' person here in fu-land. ellie's a lucky girl to have you. much love ryan!!! lsd-shell- girl you crack me up, and even though we haven't spoken much lately know i got much love for ya! Will- oh what can i possibly say bout've always been there to try to bring me up when i was down, and i appreciate that. Southern bi- MY TUB BUDDY!! we haven't talked much since i left AH but you know i got tons of love for ya! please make sure you keep in touch on yahoo. Sultry- steph girl i love you to death. you've made me laugh when no one else could, i wish nothing but the best for you! Drew- you've always had my back when
how do gay gangsters do drivebys? they throw skittles and scream taste the rainbow bitch An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have s___ in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." giving head is like eatin sun flower seeds. put it in your mouth, suck it, get the nut, then spit it out
As blind as justice in a world of black and white washed truth. Shades of gray overcast right from wrong, wrong from right; the difference between day and night. Sifting through moral and ethical standards for the precise fit, in faith that hope still is rewarded. So please won’t someone speak to me, The Prayer of Dawn. Old story told again; boy meets girl. sweet nothings whispered as tender flesh joins. Passion’s fire bridges the gap between loins, and somewhere betwixt sultry looks, flirtatious giggles, and teasing caresses, two hearts open; another love’s born. Time passes as is its wont. Passion’s fire still burns in an exchange of glances, so on bended knee, he asks for her eternity. Please, I adjure her, sing to me the Twilight Serenade. Peaceful reflection on times gone by, before time bent what was straight into creaking old bones and rained snow down on once raven locks. In memories a bit more fuzzy than before; ever

Okay, so I entered a contest...because I'm bored, and it's snowing. Can you, my wonderfully amazing friends click on the link below and leave a rate and a ton of comments on the pic??? I would love you forever! CLICK HERE Thanks so much! and hugs! Kimmi Living in New England has it's moments I suppose...but, I have decided that I don't know which is up puke or un-burying my car from underneath a foot of snow...Ugh @ winter. I really friggin hate how people constantly mistake my kindness as weaknes...I am nearly to the point where I am just going to stop being the nice person that everyone has known me as...And why is it, since I am in a ranty mood tonight, that men feel like they can trapse into my life like Scott did in September...get me all wrapped up with sweet nothings, then rip my heart out of my chest and smash it with their foot? Men suck. Sorry guys.
Face Wtf?
Ok. I don't mind rating people's pics when they have alot...but one thing I hate is for someone to have TONS..and that's IT!!! Man, if I wanted to see your damn face that many times I'd ask for your hand in marriage! Mix that shit up a bit! I'm not going to sit up and rate over 200+ face pics and all you have is 8-10 other pics of yourself. What in thee HELL is that all about? I'm pretty sure there is something else you can do in your spare time other than take 50 pics of your face and post them on Fubar. Like I said before...MIX IT UP PEOPLE! There is nothing wrong with showing anything other than your face....unless people who do that suffer from insecurities...and that can be a bitch. Long story short, it sucks, don't expect me to rate them, once I see about 6-7 of them, I get the point. least show your dog or something. And don't get mad if I come by and only rate 4-5 pics when you posted over 500 face
A Blog Says What?
Yes, I am self-centered enough to think you care that I put a music player on my profile. On top of that, I'm self-centered enough to think that you really want to know more about my taste in music and will go look at what's on my player. Empty Allegory is now the name of my photography business. Click here to check out my new website and look at some of my work. Oh, and feel free to buy some prints or hire me to take some photos, seriously, I need the money. So... if you have, an interest in modeling, or if you just want some photographs taken, let me know. My schedule fills up kind of fast, so sooner is better than later. There's a sample of my work on my fubar page, but for a better look at my work, check out my photography site, EmptyAllegory
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hey someone times u r ugly but then one day u wake up and then ur sexy wut the fuck lol
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. I can't me out here..unfortunately this mumm is brought to you by a seriously bored Doc If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it consider
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** Get paper & pencil & number from 1 to 20. ****Write the letter of each answer & score at the end. Then before you pass this test on, put your score in the subject line. Send to friends so everyone can HAVE FUN!!!! Also send it back to me. 1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located? a. On the floor shift knob. b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch. c. Next to the horn. 2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what was it used? a. Capture lightning bugs. b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing. c. Large salt shaker. 3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters? a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk. b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled. c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top. 4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance? a. Blackjack b.
Waheed's Blog -- Is Hillary Buckling ?
The latest polls from Iowa indicate that frontrunners in both parties, Senator Hillary Clinton and former Governor Mitt Romney, are losing momentum in the closing stages of this key primary. The backstory is fascinating. Eighteen months ago, US pollster Stanley Greenberg visited London to counsel his deeply troubled client and now former Prime Minister, Tony Blair. Greenberg would leave London to fly to Tel Aviv there to counsel with another client, the Labour Party of Israel. Both Blair and Labour were in dire straits. Both had followed Greenberg’s peculiar advice for years. Both would suffer political humiliation in the months after Greenberg’s mission. While he was in London, Greenberg addressed a group of Democrats Abroad. As a long-standing advisor and supporter of Hillary Clinton, Greenberg assured the Dems Abroad that she would be a seriously formidable presidential candidate in 2008. “Her numbers will be high,” Greenberg assured the skeptical audience when he was asked about
Rant And Raves
Ok I was thinking of how shitty our generation is compared to the rest. I mean think about it, our generation is full of pussies. I feel hippies brought upon the end of manly kickass generations. So im only gonna list examples from pre hippie time and ill say that is pre 1970s. So here are the exmaples of why our generation sucks money balls 1) Protesters- Protesters were so more badass before hippies fucked it up, just look at the facts. I would use war protesters. Since they didnt exist back in the day probablly because of fear of getting there ass beat I cant. So ill use another example; ill use price of goods. Now people bitch about gas prices. keyword is bitch, they do nothing. I have read countless bulletins about only shop at certian gas stations to force the others to lower the price.I didnt list any inparticular company because every bulliten i have read has been different. How come every gas station I always see cars at? Is it because the generations alive now are
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All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When peo
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i love this new feature on the bartab where i can see what others are doin as far as commenting on mumms and shit...and I've been noticing a trend! There's a lot of horny ass guys just lookin for some sexy convo from a chick to get off and all the mumms that are being voted/commented on are sexual in nature...makes me wonder if maybe I should change my blogs to not make any fuckin sense and just post some sexual shit so people actually read what I'm taking the time out to write. If that's the only way to get people to open their dam eyes, than I guess that's the answer...hope you all are getting that great nut rubbed out on some desperate usually works wonders for me...might wanna try it instead of reading some stupid ass mumms and talking to easy ass Fubar hoes who write em.
This is My very first contest (can you believe that?? after being around here for almost a year!!! ) I want to win this with your help... so here's the deal The contest IS OPEN NOW the contest is based on votes. Comments will not be used to determine the winner. Winner recieves a 3-day blast and 50,000 fubucks. The album is titled "Lingerie/Underwear Contest Dec 11th - Dec 14th" and is a NSFW album. So you will have to add the contest host as a friend to see the pictures. Here's a link to My contest Picture.. now go and start voting and spread the word around your friends to vote for Me!! HERE'S THE DIRECT LINK TO MY PICTURE IN THE CONTEST Here's the Contest Host Lord !Natas [CONTEST]@ fubar THANK YOU THANKS TO ALL WHO WENT AND VOTED FOR ME :) I CAME IN 4TH PLACE... NOT BAD FOR BEING MY FIRST CONTEST... I HAD FUN BEING THERE THOUGH... THANKS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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Captivated by the sky, I am impassioned, Wrapped in pure ecstasy. As the stars emits rays of sinless beauty. Showering the sky, I am fervent. Aroused by the beauty, my face luminous, Seduced by the artistry. My flesh, it glistens, as the air becomes sultry. Kissed by the breeze, I quiver. Engulfed by the moon, my body tenses, Pleasured by its vitality Euphoria engulfs me, and I will yearn fiercly. As the moon escapes from me. Subdued by the beauty, I will wait. Night is my passion. Lying beneath it vastness, a lost maiden. Desirous for more luscious beauty. lying wrapped up in my sorrows i hear the rain come down if my tears were like the rain i would just lie here and drowned i'm missing you so badly my heart wrenches out in pain sometimes i think i feel you and i'm paralized with tears again sometimes just the faintest smell brings me back to you just to be beside you baby theres nothing i would'nt do i took our love for granted i was'nt sure just what we
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I'm so freaking bored- I'm not quite sure what to do on here? I'm a newbie so I don't know what to I'm tired of rating pictures
When My Heart Speak!!
Dear Santa (Universe)! This is my wish list for this Christmas of 2007. I don’t know if I’ve been good or bad, I only want to be myself and try to never hurt anybody. I know you hear me, so take a seat and start to conspire for me… -Myself = Help me to keep knowing more about myself, help me to keep fighting because I wont be conformist, help me to see and take action in all the opportunities that this life has for me, when I’m falling down please send me the wind that will make me fly up again. Dear ‘Santa’ takes my hand and show me the way… I want to learn how to express my feelings to the 150%, I don’t want to keep anything inside my heart because people deserve to know how I feel about them… I don’t lie but you know that sometimes I just don’t know how to express what I feel and I don’t want to lose them without tell them how important they are for me. -My family = My dad is sick and I want him to get well soon, Dr. will operate his heart but I want you to cure h
Just Curious
To every guy To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy tha
i think that i was played by the woman who i promised to give my whole life too! does anyone out there know how bad that sucks? if so please let me know what you think that i should do please....yes things have been along rough road to where we are now but for some strange reason i just can't seem to let go, and you would think that after all the hurt and all the pain tha we have put each other through, not just mentally but physically and spiritually that i would be able to just let go and get on with my life, but for some strange reason i still love this woman more than life itself and i can't quite figure out why and i think that it will always be there and that scares the shit out of me because for what ever the reason she just completely gave up on me not that i am perfect because within the last couple of months i myself quit trying but i cant let go, so why is that does anyone know or does anyone have any idea......why am i still so in love with some one who wants nothing to do
Too Much Time On Our Hands
Too Much Time On Our Hands
Is it just me or is there way too may people online, on say a Friday or Saturday night? Fubar should have something on here to match people up. They shouldn't loose anyone since there are still alot of couples here too. I myself have met alot of people here and some really nice ones too. But most seem to live a long ways from my little town. I know that fubar is mostly about friendship, but wouldnt it be nice to meet someone here that lives near and you can have some type of relationship other than online?
Hot Mammas Club
It Is Free And You Have To Be A Mom! I Am the President Of the Club! you Will Get this Commnt With your Name On It!!!!!
If you are on my friends list and I haven't fanned u yet, please let me know.Just send me mail.I don't get on very often and I try to rate as many photos as I can.Thereare so many!Thank you
Give Me A Break!
HOLY SHIT!!!! Im ready to scream!! No wait...I already have and it didnt help. I love my kids dearly but OMFG all 3 of them are pushing my buttons. Oldest is saying bad things, middle child is pestering the oldest who is now standing, facing the wall for a 10 min time out. The youngest just dumped his dinner all over the floor and wont pick it up! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im going to work tomorrow!!! Damnit!!!! Let his ass stay home and deal with it!
Finding A Sexual Friend
well it is so hard to fulfill your fanatises when nobody is real anymore and honest sex is grest for us but we like adventure and wanting some more excitment in are bedroom but we like to know people, and keep it safe and clean no drugs i just wish we could find that right kind of people or couple to be friends with and more
I Am Ready To Move On
Contest Plz Help
Being A Single Mother
Being a single mother of two boys is NOT an easy job. I struggle each day with making sure I do my best and that my children are happy. I try to make sure they have what they need. THey are at an age now where they need their father and he isn't around the way he should be and therefore the kids are acting out. Is it wrong for me to hit them? I don't think so, especially when I've told them to stop doing something over 5 times. Do you think I like leaving bruises on them? Why do people think I have this easy life? Why do men always ask me "Why are you single?" I want to look at them and say "WOuld you wanna be with a woman with two children?" Come on now...I know that no man on this planet would want that. Why is it that I have to please others and get hurt by it? Everything I do is for someone else...and yet I get nothing in return but sleepless nights full of crying and wondering why. Is it fair? I don't think so, but I deal with it. I'm ok with it. This is my life...and if you can't
just wanting to wish all my family and friends here at Fubar a HAPPY AND SAFE HOLIDAY
Insane Beauty( Inspiring You )
I'm very laid back and pretty much like to do anything. I can go for walks, bike riding, dancing, or just sit at home with a drink and a movie curled up on the couch and be just as content. (I really like doing that one) The simple things in life you know... I love a star filled sky; I love the mountains, a rainy day, and the moon, just a very simple low maintenance kind of girl!I'm the type of girl that will devote my life to you if you catch my heart and will always be there for you. One man and one man only and I expect the same. I love to cuddle and kiss, kiss, kiss so anyone interested must like to do the same! I also like a lot of touching; physical contact is very erotic and important to me whether it's in public or behind closed doors. Just a simple brush of your hand across the small of my back while Im walking by to grab something, things like that ya know. Hmmmmm, who id like to meet? Well, he should be fun, love to laugh, easy going, takes care of himsel
Rockin 80's
Please Read A Different Christmas Poem
A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHRISTMAS POEM PLEASE READ!!!!! PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the n
My First Sci Fi
The avatar, the moonbeam, the wind, dust and debris. The whole 9 yards. The orange glow of the sky meant trouble. The red dust swimming in the plains. I could see it from my vantage point. But I could not get a good reading. My locator was busted, the solar flares wreaking havoc on it. If I could only get a visual, I could nail it. The earth trembled under my feet. With each movement I knew the army was approaching. Here I was on this freakin planet with it's sulphur stench of Dante's best prose, and I was stuck! But - all was not lost. I was alive and breathing. So there was still hope. Hope springs eternal. Right? My butt may be eternally on this planet. Rayne had abandoned me long ago. She took off chasing her one big problem. The bounty hunter who hogarted her personal belonging. Tough call for her, I was having way too much fun for her to leave this behind.
I Need A Job Asap
I Love You Baby girl.. Current mood: depressed Category: sad Life Sandi I hope someday you can read this and know how much I love you.. Perhaps you will be mad at me 4 talking to Mom and Dad...I did it because we love you..I love you.. We are desperate to help you annd it was the only way..If I had 2 do it again and choose between you getting mad 4 a while or trying 2 help the Dr's and you parents save your life..If I had to I would do the same thing all over.. From the moment we met we bonded.. you have been my BFF, my love, my sanity 4 2+yrs now.. I wish I had been more available these last few weeks..perhaps we would be on the phone now or online or exchanging gifts.. Instaead I'm writtting this..trying to ease the pain in my heart.. It's not helping... I look at your pictures, comments, messages, everything reminds me of you.. I call the house everyday to check on you...I talk 2 your mom or dad 4 awhile then I hang up and cry I hope Don had nothing t
Needs Help Leveling
To Brownie
My Birthday Is Friday!
i despareately need a real fuck by friday its my birthday! P L E A S E!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Shit
This is hokey but I'm your typical male and love my ego stroked, so fill it out and let me know what your thinking. Write a Little about yourself after answering questions. Remember all fields are optional! Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: weight: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? []Smoke pot? [] sing car karaoke w/ me?_ [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] let me give you a piggyback r
Never Ending Confusion
Life, what is the meaning of it? Life you are born to do what..Die? I don't like to think this way I believe life was meant to be so you can enjoy what the world is about I don't see the point of arguing,fussing,fighting,violence, and so much more just doesn't make sense. Some people are naturally born evil in my opinion all in the mind. Evil is ones own way of life do not bring other people into that life of yours if they want nothing to do with you. Religion, how can you prove that yours is right over mine? You may argue yours makes more sense but that's not always the case. Everyone has there own belief sure you can suggest what you believe but forcing ones religion onto another is just wrong... It has been done many times in the past it makes no sense but who am I to judge? Agnostic is my own personal belief...God can be neither proven or denied. No one has 100% proof that there religion is right over another. Can you prove there is a being out there? how do you know Evolution i
My Shit
" I said a Prayer for you today " I know God must have heard. I felt the answer in my heart, although he spoke no word. I didn't ask for wealth or fame; I knew you wouldn't mind. I asked him to send treasures of a far more lasting kind. I asked that he'd be near you at the start of each new day, To grant you health and blessings and friends to share the way. I asked for happiness for you in all things great and small. But it was for his loving care I prayed the most of all. " My love" If my love was a season it would have to be spring, It would have to take up four season, Because like a flower, My love for you is always bloosoming " Someone Special " This is a poem about a very special guy his name is _____ and thats no lie. Your very sweet in so many ways. Just wising smeday you'll come my way. And I want to say there is no one like you or never will be. ____ you like a dream come true and all I want i
Someone Special
" this is how I fill " Please don't tell me not to cry Please don't say there was a reason why You don't know what I am feeling Or how much I hurt The wet spots are from tears on the collar of this shirt You think I should go on with life Forget about it and be strong But deep down I am sad, and I don't want to go along I don't expect you to understand why For no apparent reason I break down and start to cry My life has changed forever, you see And that is way I am not acting like the same old me So please don't try to act like nothing happened Because it's changed my life forever I will never be the same again Not today, not tomorrow, but never The best thing you can do for me is just be there Just like always, my friend My broken heart is hurting bad And it will never mend. Don't believe someone who tells you that they want to be with you. Don't believe someone who tells you that you are there babygirl. Don't b
Have I?
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. …and so I sat and cried?
Showin' Sum Luv!
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas ... Every where You Go! So come on and join in the fun with! Show some Christmas spirit! !!Share with all who visit your space!! I think we should all **REMEMBER** what the true meaning of Christmas really is! Happy Holidays Fubar! Tankx 2 all Readerz! Love and Fu~Hugezz! Spoiledbrat SAYN' HELLO! HI!>>>> WELCOME** AHHEMM!!> ATTENTION!!>>>>>>>>>>>> SpOiLeD>> THANX U!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes To all the friends and family I have met in the last few days either thru joining lounges or just by clicking on photos ... I am spreading some luv around to all of you! You have all brought joy in my life and laughing in my soul! Thankx for all the laughs...l
Am I An Idiot Or What?
Anything And Everything
Here is a great new social network. They pay you to hang out with your friends.
How Tight Is It
Creating This is not to teach you how to code CSS. Rather, this will lead you in how to insert your CSS code into the proper place in order to save a skin you have created. Hit your skins link. Click on Create Skin (in red) That will bring you here.. Think of a name for your skin and type it in. Then remove the code that is already in the box. Paste the CSS code that you have into the box and click on Save Skin. Once the page refreshes...scroll down to your skin and click on Edit Skin. Right click and select all, then paste again and Save skin The code has now sucessfully been anchored. You must remember to paste the code in twice, or your skin will not take. :) Remember to activate it as well in your gallery. Generating We give this link out alot. It is a skin generating site. You can generate a code for a skin, using all sorts of nifty little tools the
What Is Wrong With Men?
I just dont understand men these days..Maybe I am choosing the wrong ones or something..All they seem to want is sex..I am looking for a relationship..Is there something wrong with me? or is it the men? Maybe one day I will find the right man but untill then I will NOT do anymore one night stands..That crap gets old..Sorry yall but I am just so tired of all the crap that goes on these days..I am sure alot of you ladies out there know what I am talking about.
Hh Contest!!!
Please come and bomb me with pic comments...Im in my first contest and need all the help i can get...Thanx!!!...Here is the link!
For The Troops
Twisted and Transparent ~Fubar Army Wifey To John~ Posted this and i wanted to share and pass this on What a great idea!! Please do this. It is a wonderful thing!!! Our troops do so much for us, we can at least take 2 minutes to let them know how much we appreciate our freedom. Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is curren tly serving in Iraq You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them.
I watch u with secret desires that soon I'll reveal I wanna feast upon your surrender ravish you, body then soul fulfill your fantasies,breath life into your dreams slowly my blue eyes savor the fire burning in yours I reach out for you exploring the soothing touch of your body caressing every curve with gentle hands our eyes meet, then a stolen kiss aroused anticipation,the calm before the storm I gaze into your eyes, forbidden temptations can u feel the fires raging as we plunge on into the flames, the heated anticipation of each forbidden touch... each kiss...each lick.. every thrust of power penetrating deep within you sensual explosion...erotic bliss a stolen kiss...entranced eyes bathing in the afterglow of a lovers storm secret desires
Ruining A Good Site!
As ususal it seems that this site is following suit with others. Money, money and more money, guess it's the nature of it all. You would think that when a site is established that the ones hosting it would get input from others when changes are made. Evidentally Fubar didn't!! I have noticed changes on here over the past several weeks and have not recieved any notification of them only to find out for myself later. I have bragged to others about this site and encouraged them to join but now see that I may be wrong in doing so. Guess it was all to good to be true to begin with. Who really cares about what is posted on other peoples page and at the same time who really needs to know about you are posting. I think it's total bullshit and a only a way to get people to sign up VIP, again about money. Oh well, such is life on the web!! One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing
Lone Star State
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Happy Holidays To All...
Dare I Dream...
Dare I dream, that he might find me intriguing? Dare I dream, that he could stop and wonder? Dare I dream, that, per chance he wants to know me? Dare I dream, for him to greet me with an inviting smile? Dare I dream, for a chance to know him? Dare I dream, for a chance to win his heart? Dare I dream, his heart might flutter a bit? Dare I dream, his thoughts may dwell on me once or twice? Dare I dream, his eyes might watch the door hopefully? Dare I dream, he could want me near? Dare I dream, he might be just a little curious about me? Dare I dream, he does hope to see if there might be something real? Dare I dream? Dare I dream? Dare I dream? Dare I dream, he might dream of me, if only for a moment?
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Aibo Is Back!
You heard that right, folks. Supposedly, AIBO is back... with a vengence. According to rumors, the fiesty-but-killed robo-dog from Sony is making a comeback with a new paintjob and whole slew of fresh features. First and foremost, the re-upped model will be tailored to interface wirelessly with your PSP and PS3, will have a built in headcam which utilizes a motion sensor and facial recognition, and can stream its POV video over WiFi to your system. In addition, you'll apparently get to remotely trigger the bot with your handheld and control its movements, plus you can set it to "guard" your house (though we're pretty sure most enterprising burglars will just turn the little dude on its side if provoked). Of course, right now this is speculation -- Stuff Magazine's piece on the subject (above) gives the rumored bot a 53-percent chance of becoming a reality -- but there certainly seems to be some meat behind these murmurs. C'mon Sony -- the pup deserves a second chance.
Women Read This
Are you afraid that you are becoming one of those women men leave? At every turn in your relationship, does he threaten to leave you or do you constantly argue with him about the smallest of things? Sometimes women push men away because; well they just are not good for us. But other times we fall back into bad habits and get left, which just hurts. If you are afraid your man is ready to leave you, rest easy because we a have few pointers to make sure you never become like the women men leave. Believe it or not, there are only a handful of reasons that certain women seem to always get left and with careful planning you can make sure you never become one of those women. Get a life of your own! Independence is one of the major reasons men leave, or lack of as it turns out. Often as women, we get so caught up in our love lives that we lose our independent selves and want to spend every waking minute with our man. Unfortunately, clinging for dear life to a man is not the quickest path to
Healthy Relationship
It has been proven that a healthy mind and a healthy body can contribute to a healthy relationship. When you begin a new relationship with someone, you obviously want it to last as long as possible. Your relationship can last if you build a healthy relationship. However in order to have a strong relationship with someone, YOU must have a healthy mind and body and you must make that commitment to attain that status. So how do you make a relationship healthy? First, a healthy mind is when you have good self-esteem and confidence of who you are and what you want out of life. A healthy mind gives you independence so that you rely on yourself to get matters done and therefore not dependent on your significant other. An unhealthy mind though is when you have little or no self-esteem and no confidence in yourself. The lines of communication become non-existent because you withdraw into your own world and just look to your partner for guidance on your life, which puts a burden on h
most of time when i express my feelings or sometimes i show them doesnt seem i am a better person of myself or makin myself look worst then i first started to. but things like to flip u upside down and thrown u in half just sometimes u have to get over and just move on. i have had alot of experience to what i have did and said but just sometimes i wish i could take them back beacuse they was stupid and wrong to say.people look me with different looks but i dont know if they dont like me or not thats besides to point to me because i could careless. things in my life i always try to improve on or try to make better but thats your everyday life task you always have to take. but sometimes i feel like i have walked on both sides of the world between good vs evil just because of all the feelings i have felt and it sometimes i feel liek i have two souls and used them on different emotions i go threw or what i do when i do slove them or try take my not so good emotion out on. but everything i
Lacie Part 3
From: ~`*-._Lacie_.-*`~ ~`*-._Lac.. Date: Dec 19, 2007 4:33 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: No Subject Body: You can't be proud of something that you had nothing to do with but DNA. For saw her one fucking time! That's it! She doesn't mean anything to you Eric. So stop acting like you wanna be a man and step up now. You went about this whole thing the wrong way for this whole time now. Isn't it enough that you haven't been here? And have done nothing but make my life harder? And the things you've done? I mean...come on Eric! You've done nothing right....nothing. And you wouldn't have rights if you signed? LMFAO whatever! How DARE you call her your angel! How DARE you act like you had a part in this. You saw her the day she was born. And you touched my stomach once. I called to have you come to the Dr. and you fucking "passed out" @ 4:15PM? Whatever! LoL. And you wanna be a dad? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! I gave you opp

Being Thankful
There is one sure fire medicine which cures all pain and opens the way for your greater good. It allows you to sleep well at night, wake up refreshed and filled with enthusiasm for your daily tasks. This medicine is abundantly available, has no side effects and can be taken in large or small doses regularly. You need no one to prescribe it. The more you take, the sweeter it is. The medicine is the practice of thankfulness. Although there are endless cures for anxiety, one thing is impossible - to be upset and grateful at the same time.When we take thankfulness on as a practice, we see that gratitude is more than a fleeting feeling, it is a daily practice, a basic way of life. In fact, no matter what we are feeling, we can always perform deeds of thanks; actions that express our gratitude and awareness of the good we constantly receive. Actually, when we perform these actions, our feelings often turn themselves around. And as we constantly express our gratitude we become more and mor
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Laws Of Attraction
How can you make relationships work better and how can you attract the right people into your life? The answer for you could be that you can use the Law of Attraction to attract more of the people you want into your life and less of the people you do not want. It is all about vibrations and the way you think about relationships that brings to you what you want. The law of attraction could also be viewed as the law of love. What it means is that like attracts like. The reason many people are experiencing such difficulties in relationships is not because they’re bad persons. They could actually be really nice people, but it is their predominant mental disposition that gets them in trouble. This may have been true for you in your past. But now you can learn how to attract the right kind of people into your life so that you can have truly lasting and great relationships. Here are 3 tips of what you can do to get started on the right tract: 1. You need to meditate to get to know
~* Bikers Before.....*~
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Goodbye To Fubar
Going Once..going Twice...sold!!!!
Come check out Abbys auction. Now is your chance too own me or someone else for one month. Too bid you must start the bid at $3,000 fubucks. Be creative when bidding not limited too Fubucks, Rates,pimpouts, tags, skins, morphs,Vips,Blasts,Happy Hours and what ever else you might think too throw in for the win. Too the one that wins me for a month this is what you get from me. So click on the picture and place bid. Auction ends Dec17 th Going one...Going twice...Sold too the highest bidder
General Miscellaneous Potpourri
I placed an ad on craigslist this afternoon for something I've been trying to sell for ages (still no buyer either). this afternoon, some smart guy went through all this effort to point out how it could be purchased on ebay for less. long story short, this gentleman either forgets he emailed me about this earlier or is trying to be sneaky and emails again tonight under a different email address. too bad he forgot to erase his name from the header. anywho, here's what's transpired since: paul- id love to kick your fucking ass you illiterate cunt. have fun selling, because you wont. dumbass my reply- wow, not only do you have the high moral fibre of a "life advocate", but you also threaten people with physical violence when things don't work out quite the way you'd anticipated. it takes quite a mature person to display not only those qualities, but also the brilliance to forget to erase your name from the email you created in an attempt to harass me. what would jesus do? i'm gues
I Don't Give A Shit!
A Good Black Man
Good men are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls and the halls at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good man really looks like. He usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. He might not wear a suit or push a lexus. He might not have a body like Tyson with a Denzel face. But as you mature, you realize it is better to find somebody who's got your back rather than someone who turns your head. A Good Black Man doesn't agree wholeheartly with everything you say. He doesn't tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada yada yada he is. He won't have to because it shows. He has his own opinions and yours may clash, but he doesn't have to degrade you to prove he is right. He even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same. A good man is not going to meet every item
Diamonds Are Forever
You are like the diamond You glimmer and glow And shine so brightly Some, like me, draw close To feel your warmth, your heat Only to find none You are like the diamond You are bright and strong But you have no warmth, or love It's a terrible game To play with people's hearts Like mine You are like the diamond You will last longer than most But you will have no love No warmth to back up that bright light So what kind of life will it be? Besides long? Will you regret it someday? Regret being so much like the diamond Regret being so cold And look for me A find me gone? Can I ever leave? No, I can never leave you I am drawn to this cold light This false sense of warmth you give I keep wishing and hoping That someday, you will give warmth But, this will never be
People Needing Leveled
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Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, they serve some sort of purpose; teach you a lesson, or help figure out who you are, and who you want to become. You never know who these people may be: your neighbor, child, long lost friend, or even a stranger who, when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment that they will affect your life, in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you, and at the time they seem painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize, that without overcoming those obstacles, you would have never realized your potential strength, or your hearts desire. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, as well as experiencing sheer stupidity; all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whether they be events, illnesses or relationships, life would be li
Intro: My baby left me Left me sad and blue I didn't know what to do Without my baby baby baby and then I met his best friend and he took me to his house and I said..I said..I said (what you said baby) Let me tell you what I said Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth I said my muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth My muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth My muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth Verse You wanna go down why not I be like Herbie and hand you a cock and tell you that my name is AK get on your knees, make like the breeze begin to blow but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin if your not down to go low I'm all about mouth fuckin only if you down for dick suckin if not, bj in the bed...keep truckin and fuck chap sticks I'm comin ashes hell wit chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips treatin your teeth like den
I think that Bambi is a slut ass faggot of a deer!
Hello Everyone. So, I am sitting in the San Antonio Airport waiting for my flight to Atlanta. I have a class in Alpherretta(sp)and I've never been to Georgia before. Does anyone have any suggestions or insight for a weary traveler?
Show And Tell
Show and Tell I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in
Neurotic Self-actualization
The time for segregated restrooms has returned. But make no mistake, this time it isn't about anything so ignorant as racial divisions. Just as we should be able to frequent public facilities without smelling everyone's brands (Marlboro, Camel, Kool, etc) so too should we be able to frequent public "facilities" sans brands. Hence function-dedicated restrooms, easily identifiable by signage on the doors. Violations should be punishable by mandatory lockups in a drunk-tank with a dozen irritable-boweled 420 chronics who raped the dollar menu at Taco Bell prior to being busted by The Man. Man. Yeah, yeah, I know-- wrong species on the graphic, but you get the point. _______________________________________________________________________ Stay tuned NEXT week for: "Quell the Pre-Cunnilingual Gag Reflex: Ban Cheap Perfumes!" -and- "Vanquish Second-Hand Brain Pollution: Ban Stupid, Annoying People!" Fair warning, this is a self-absorbed post. But hey, a bl
Got To Love That Wild Cat!!!!!!
Masters' Frustration
Why must some kajira think that they do not have to take their code seriously. I am an experienced Gorean master who is about to do something rash if my kajira does not straighten up I have been a master in the bdsm lifestyle. Though not Gor I use some Gor ways. I try to train slaves and subs, masters and mistresses, Doms and Dommes into the lifestyle in a way that all find trust, respect, love and happiness. What frustrates me the most is the fact that supposed kajira or slaves are often so headstrong and unwilling to break down walls that keep them from their inner self. Other masters and mistresses often try to steal the good ones away. I am thinking of leaving the lifestyle unless I find one that truly wants to be opened up.
Why Like This....
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Why? (a Poem)
why does it hurt so > when we have our differences > or when we argue over something > > why is it that i cant do right > even when i do try to listen > yet it never seems to be enough why cant i just do as told to make everyone else happy and not be crying like i do how come it never fails that no matter what i do it is never enough for people why is it that i always seem to cause problems and mess things up for everyone else im around or care for is it just because of my ways is it because im the mess up here please let me know so i can end it and if it is me that causes it all then let it be known that i lived and loved because i'll end it all to save you from problems....
Damn That This Is Wussup!!
i was raised by my grandparents, single mother couldnt hold the weight, my daddy thought he was whodini, did a magic trick(laugh), made that great escape, my fate without a father didnt change, just was harder, i'm a blackman in a whitemans world, that wasnt any girl it was corey's daughter, i'll go from infinity 2 beyond for any child thats my bond, they need love, but take care of ya own blood to the damn scrubs, real thugs plug their own 1st, even in the midst of conflict, seeds indeed grow into trees, products of the parents, wasnt no need 2 leave, i grieve every time i look in the eyes of a child that looks like their daddy but he's gone past november, it saddens me, but his lil girl is now happy, with the substitution but it can get confusing, he steady mobbin making moves and coming up with excuses, its useless, lets use this as a battleground, i neva told him not 2 come around but since he wont that i'll say it NOW.............
My First Blog On Fubar
For my first blog I am going to address the use of my name. Unless you know me or I say its ok, use my name with care. It is my real given name and I have heard almost every line there is. Quit asking if you can have some candy or asking how sweet I am or any other comment you think is cute. I won't respond to you. There are those of you I let play with my name and you know who you are. Everyone else can "stick" it. PUN INTENDED
Santa's Prayer On Christmas Eve
This is something we all need to remember at this time of the year . Santa's Prayer on Christmas Eve By Warren D. Jennings The sleigh was all packed, the reindeer were fed, But Santa still knelt by the side of the bed. "Dear Father," he prayed "Be with me tonight. There's much work to do and my schedule is tight. I must jump in my sleigh and streak through the sky, Knowing full well that a reindeer can't fly. I will visit each household before the first light, I'll cover the world and all in one night. With sleigh bells a-ringing, I'll land on each roof, Amid the soft clatter of each little hoof. To get in the house is the difficult part, So I'll slide down the chimney of each child's heart. My sack will hold toys to grant all their wishes. The supply will be endless like the loaves and the fishes. I will fill all the stockings and not leave a track. I'll eat every cookie that is left for my snack. I can do all these things Lord, only through You, I just need your b
Beautiful Explanation Of Death
Beautiful Explanation of Death ~DEATH~ WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT.. A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to Leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know." "You don't know? You, a Christian man, Do not know what is on the other side?" The doctor was holding the handle of the door; On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness. Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on th
The Fubar World Cruise
♫♪♫ ♫♪♫ Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking .. Welcome to the Fubar World Cruise, where you can get more friends, fans, page rates and fugifts. Please rate this blog, its #29 so far in the top blogs woohooo well done everyone ;o) You need to rate (profile only), fan and add all crew members as well as all of the passengers to be added. If any members come up as invalid in these blogs, please message me to let me know so I can remove them, thank you. You can see the Crew List and rules here. You MUST rate (profile only), fan and add all crew members as well as all of the passengers to be added. IF ANY PASSENGERS HAVE THEIR PROFILE PAGES SET TO "FRIENDS ONLY", SEND THEM A PRIVATE MESSAGE INFORMING THEM THAT YOU ARE JOINING THE FUBAR WORLD CRUISE AND TO RATE FAN AND ADD YOU, AND THAT YOU WILL RATE AND FAN THEM ONCE YOU'RE ADDED TO THEIR FRIENDS LIST, THANKS! Our Passengers (1-100) ...
Babygirls Pitchures
No One Is Going To Bullshit Me In My Lounge
Adrian Is Truly In Love
when I first came to this site I know nothing about it but I lerned quick and wow it as goon along way and I meet this realy lovely lady (ace) on here and I am truly falling in love with her I can't wate to go see her in the stats when I go there in the newyear
Hey Im Back
Ugly People
It saddens me when you come across someone that makes you say... dammmmnnn.. they're realllllllllly fkkin ugly.. you try not to judge even though you wanna throw up when you see them.. so you give them a chance.. and and then you're like..well I'm sure they're a good person inside.. and then you find out just this once.. you were wrong.. they are just ugly. inside and out how sad.
The Aweful Truth About Fubar Lol
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how
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Let's Get Crazy!!
First Day
Just messing around here checking things out. I got invited and now I am seeing what's going on. This is a busy place. Well I am off to check things out..
OK, I feel I need to explain who I am to a few people...this is me whether u like it or not. I am a single mother. I am a college graduate. I am a veteran of the Armed Forces. I am a sister, a daughter, a granddaughter, an aunt, an ex wife, an ex girlfriend, a best friend, a mother. My life is filled with many ups and downs and I never claim to be perfect. I'm a dedicated human being though and no matter what is thrown in my path, I always work my way through it all. My soul may be tired, but my heart is always pumping full of love for others. I wear my heart on my sleeve and hence why the next statement I type is so very true. I've said this time and time again, and here it is once again: I BARE THE HURT AND PAIN, SO THAT OTHERS MAY BE HAPPY IN LIFE. This has been proven to me time and time again especially recently. I am a friend to everyone in need and nothing is going to change that. I don't have much to offer, but I am a great listener and I tend to think I give good advice. I'
Some Ppl Are So Rude And Hatefull
Look I got on this sight to make friends and possible modeling gigs. I have met alot of very nice ppl, Men and Woman alike. Then there are the ocassional ones who send obnoxious msgs or hae mail. What I don't understand is if ppl feel so much anamosity towards others why would you ask to befriend them? Here is an example of what I am talking about.. sdfun8: well u look like white trash ->sdfun8: WTF??? That was really rude and uncalled for.. sdfun8: $200 to fuck u ?
Installing Love
Since I am kind of a geek I really loved this when I say it. I am also kinda sapping so it even made it better. Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I\'ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I\'m not very technical, but I think I\'m ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running? Tech Support: What programs are running? Customer: Let\'s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now. Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-esteem
A Little Boy
A little Boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you doing on Daddy?" the mother replies, "well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it. "You're wasting your time." said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." the most common position for married couples today is Doggystyle. Husband sits and beggs for it while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
Looking For A Bf
I'm looking for a bf. If anyone is interested plz let me know. :P
Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. Men are like place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken. Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get th
Funny Dum Shit
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal- Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he
The World
Does anyone really notice the world and what's around them? Do we live in such a fast paced world that society overlooks the small things in front of them...a true friend who is there when you are in need, a loving hand to help guide you along the travels of this busy world, the inspiration and friendly face to look upon you when the rest have turned their back on you. The last few weeks I've had so many people turn on me and just totally disregard me as a person and it makes me look in the mirror and ask what has changed with me that my so called friends are doing this? I just want love and happiness in the world and yet the people in my life are so miserable and take it out on me when all I am here to do is try to bring a smile to their face with either my words of hope or my voice of love. I'm ready to become like the rest of the world and just worry about myself but I have hope that the true ones in my life will see the person that I really am and look at what's right in front of t
Affairs can be exhilarating, exciting, passionate and romantic. They can also - more commonly - be damaging, destructive, cruel, painful, time-wasting and demeaning. But what is an affair? Well, what it's not is a drunken fumble at the firm's Christmas party. It isn't a one-night stand either. Neither is it a romance between two people who are both free of other entanglements. An affair is a sexual relationship that lasts more than one night where at least one of the lovers is publicly committed to someone else. And, sadly, affairs inevitably hurt someone and frequently they hurt all the parties involved including children, if there are any. Some affairs of course end happily for the couple - let's face it, plenty of good second marriages began as illicit romances - but the vast majority of extra-marital liaisons don't end in a new marriage or relationship. In fact I estimate that at least 80 per cent end up unhappily and cause misery all round. So starting an affair is not a
Heaven Shall Fall
Leaving Fubar
HI gals and guys. Ive been here for almost 2 yrs now and I seriously think I need a life. lol Im ready to fall in love again...Im feeling really lonely. I want to thank all of you fans and friends on here that really made it fun. For those who do know me and have my number, email or cell text number may feel free to keep in touch. For those who was nice knowing you. I had a lot of fun here. My last day here will be Dec 21. Love ya all and have a wonderful Christmas and New Year OXOX Mare (babygirl68)
New News
I have lost the ability to get on fubar from work during the day so you will see me around a lot less and mostly only at night. Most have my Yahoo email address so please feel free to contact me there. If you don't, it's the same as my name here. Laters. And please comment the crap out of TewDope in the cutest couple contest since I have really fallen down on the job. Thanks!
Big Beautiful Woman Taken From Kat
Big Beautiful Woman From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from BBW) The phrase "Big Beautiful Woman" (commonly abbreviated as BBW) is used by its proponents to denote an attractive, self-confident "woman of size". BBWs are also the focus of a subculture with interests centered on the acceptance, support, and admiration of fat women. Exceptionally large women are called SSBBWs, with the SS standing for "super size". Recently, "Hypersize" has come into use to describe women upward of 500 pounds. The term "BHM," which stands for "big handsome man," is not nearly as prevalent as the term "BBW." Men who are attracted to BBWs are known to the world at large and the media as "chubby chasers" or "fat admirers" although many men who admire such women do not use either term to describe themselves. Some of these men are attracted exclusively to BBWs, while others are simply attracted to good-looking women regardless of size. There are also a large number of lesbian women wh
Club F.a.r.
TODAY Is THIS AMAZING Lady's BIRTHDAY!!!!! & Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! She's Always Showing Love To You Fu's Now It's Time To Return The Favor!! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! Don't Ask Her How Old She Is Because BEAUTY NEVER AGES !! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! Please Make Her Feel Priceless On This Special Day Of Hers!! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! So Please Show Her All The Birthday Love She Deserves!!! & Bling/Gift/Fan/Add/Rate: Ms. Mona Doll HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONA!! Click Any Of Her Pictures TO SHOW HER LOVE!!!! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TOD
Da Blues
Dying Regret Plays With Flotsam And Jetsam!
Hey folks, Gonna share the stage with the mighty Flotsam and Jetsam...they are even going to use our gear! If you are in the area, please come show some love, this should be a great show! Contact us for presale show tickets! Wayne, and the Dying Regret guys
Arrrrgh !
okay im new here . and i would say im totally lost , but its even worse than that . if your lsot you either have some idea where you came from or where your goign . i have4 no id4ea with either . so if you can help me . p[lease do . all these movign banners and stuff are drivign me nuts cause i have no idea what im doin g. p.s.; im not some stupid teenager . im a stupid adult , lol Its been a bad week . First off ive worked about 80 hours . thats not so bad in and of itself . But alot fo that was on emergency calls so i had already gotten home from work and was tryign to wind down when i had to rush off ( usually to miami) . On top of that i found out a friend of mine died . and to make matters worse it looks liek he died of somethign that i have as well ( sleep apnea) . and what rounded it off to be a totally horrible week ..Thursday when i got home from work my dog died in my arms . and if another person tells me " well shes better off , she was old " im gonna go shoot their gra
38 Things Most Women Probably Don't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong a
What The Heck Is Going On?
Twas The Night Befor Christmas
Twas the night befor Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the
hay every one im bein auctioned off so plzz come and bid on me ok this is what i wonna know why do people add other people and not talk to them is it me or something i feel like im not worth the time or somethin i mean am i that damn ugley
I Am Going To Meet Chris Jericho
Safe Sex?
The pores on a latex condom are one micron in size. The HIV virus is half a micron in size. What's so safe about that?
not sure if this will work but do you truely know which one is a pit bull. It took me two tries thanks to a miss click let me know how many it takes you
Cowboys Vs Lions Game Recap
The Legend Continues for Romo as Cowboys Clinch NFC East with Amazing Comeback Win The Dallas Cowboys clinched the NFC East, their first since 1998 with a somewhat miraculous 28-27 win over the Detroit Lions. They are now 12-1 on the season, while the Lions have suffered their 5th straight loss and dropped to 6-7 on the season, making their playoff hopes even bleaker. It may not have quite been like in Buffalo, but it was still really good. Neither team really looked like they could stop the run or pass, but there would be a few plays late in the game that would come back to haunt the Lions. The Cowboys got the ball to start the game and Romo navigated Dallas to the Detroit 32, but after an incomplete pass to Sam Hurd, the drive stalled and Nick Folk missed a 50-yard field goal that would've given Dallas a 3-0 lead early. After the Lions got the ball they surprised the Cowboys with a running attack that the Cowboys couldn't stop. T.J Duckett scored a touchdown on
Real World
I am going to quote Katt Williams here..."Ladies, stop waiting on a man to tell u ur the shit. If ur the shit, ur the mutha fuckin shit." A man dont need to tell u this. Its something that u should already know. I am saying this because I see all these mumms that ask "am I cute?" "Do u like me?" Who the hell cares really! I am a beautiful...full figured woman and I know it! I dont need anyone to tell me what I already know! So with that being said I am gonna close this with one more quote from Katt... "hows a woman gonna say u messed up her self esteem? Bitch its called 'SELF ESTEEM' its esteem of ur mutha fuckin self. how did I fuck up the U feel about U simple bitch?" Ladies keep it always repect ur women! I am now excepting applications for haters. I am short staffed and in need of the following positions: Cowards- Must be too scared to face the person ur talkin shit to jealous commentators- Must be able to belittle others to make urself feel better Assistan Jeal
fuck the other possible ways to die lets get eatin alive
Nfc Champs
Cowboys Are The NFC East Champions After a very long and hard fought season, the Cowboys have officially clinched the NFC East Division Title. In a very ironic twist of fate, the Cowboys were behind for over 59 minutes of today's game against the Detroit Lions. It was not until the fourth quarter with just seconds left in a 27-21 game, that a Tony Romo touchdown strike to Jason Witten tied the score at 27-27, and then Nick Folk sealed the deal with the extra point. It was an exciting game that had all the earmarks of a loss until the dramatic finish choreographed by Tony Romo. Romo set a new franchise record with 17 consecutive games with a touchdown, and Jason Witten set career highs in catches (15) and yardage (138), but today was not about individual achievements, today we celebrate a team that has won the NFC East for the first time in over ten seasons, and is on the verge of shattering the all time record for wins in franchise history. Congratulations to the 2007 Dallas C
Labyrinth Predator
Down in the bowels of the city it lives Lost in a underground Labyrinth it waits. Its grey skin its peeling it feels no pain. Many has fallen before it. No mercy dose it gives. The solitary predator Waiting for its next meal. Waiting for the chance to bring chaos. The world above him don't know of it Its the true god the lost god it in its true form Death is around it. And death its what follows it You wont out run it It will only remain
Spineless Losers
I went out for a nice ride yesterday (Sunday) with a few friends. We made a stop at a little resturant in Cardiff By The Sea. My bike was parked along the curb as I was sitting in the outdoor patio drinking a soda. When what o I hear but the distinct sound of a bike hitting the ground. Some piece of shit ran over my bike and just took off. Thankfully a guy got the plate number for the truck that hit my bike. But what kind of spineless piece of shit runs over a mans Harely and doesn't have the balls to face up to it? Anyways again I just needed to vent!
In A Contest
I joined Ladygray's HH Contest! Now I know everyone says... Id like to win this but ya know what?!? Id REALLY like to win this!! lol I been here almost a year.. had some blasts, had lots of fun and even got to Godfather. Help me out?? The contest ends Dec 22nd!
A Letter To Achraf
My dear friend, I miss you so much everything in my life is crazy like always.and Im about to snap nothing in my life is the way i want nothing i do ever seams to be right. mabey its me you know i have always been my own harshest judge. I can always point out my flaws and hate myself for everyone of them. Your the only one who loved me even though i had so many you taught me to love and except others the way god made why does no one love me that way?why do I want something i cant have? why is that the one thing i will never have?The only thing that makes life worth living? I'm sorry im letting u down im letting myself down.My problem is that i let myself be ruled by my heart not my head and in the end my heart is what pays the price for wanting what every little girl wants true love.some times i wish i stayed that thug miss that cold harted bitch. not not some times all most all the time I wish i was numb inside again.I dont want to hurt anymore.I dont want to miss u or be
At First Their Was Her
Guns blasting. Screams of men in panic The moans and cries for help fading Windows crashing Children weeping. Closer they come. Quicker you flea You see her in the darkness of the room. Your scared She reaches for a hug. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!! Guns still blasting Children are silent. And now your breaking the windows. Guns blasting. Screams of men in panic The moans and cries for help fading Windows crashing Children weeping. Closer they come. Quicker you flea You see her in the darkness of the room. Your scared She reaches for a hug. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!! Guns still blasting Children are silent. And now your breaking the windows.
Go Elf Yourself
True Love
If you change who you are in order to have someone love you then that person will never love you for they will love someone they think is you. When you change your beliefs, the person you love will believe that the person they love is some one else. When you change how you see the other person they won't see you at all because you no longer are who you are meant to be. When you alter to yourself why you love that person you cannot receive the love you want to have. If you change who you are in order gain the affections of anothers then the person you have become will forever be changing and the one you hurt the most will be yourself because you will never know your true self and will not be able to live the life you were meant to live. True love is not a sacrifice of onerself or who you are but a giving of everything that makes a you who you are, will be, and have always been. If you truly love a person it is for the same reasons and not what they can give you in return as true l
Due to the change of the BarTab I decided to change my BarTab settings to "For Me". It was interesting see who of my friends created a new blog, uploaded a photo or stash, but it simply not my business and interest to see who left a comment for someone I dont even know amd all these mumm votings and comments. I am sorry, if it takes longer from now on for me to find out that someone has new stuff up, but there seems not to be any option to see only this. If there is something you want me to see at once, feel free to send me a message about it.
Dont Be Fooled
that was not me that messaged was this guy named jubal who is using a few of my pics.i do not have gf nor did i do anything wrong i havent been online except for this morning,i doubt u'll read this but if you do im sorry this imposter is bothering you,everyone i try to be friends with he harrasses..... dont be fooled by this guy on here who has some of my pics.i mean come on i have way more pics then he does of me plus i have pics of me and my ex fiance.i deleted my account before because someone was stealing my pics but i decided to rejoin and when i do i find this guy is still here and when i asked him why he was stealing my pics he says people will believe me bc i am a higher level then you.his real name is jubal,he levels up so fast because he creates fake yahoo names and invites them.he is a fake i am the real Jason Johnson so please if you see him let me know.thanks.
Dear Santa
dear santa, i am writing this because i wanted to make sure that you know what i want for christmas this year and i felt the need to explain a few things . . . first of all, i would like a a new laptop, the one i have now is really just not quite cutting it. in fact it down right sucks. . . second my doberman needs a pretty new pink shock collar to keep her from destroying a second christmas tree. you know what shock collars for the kids might not be a bad idea either. go ahead and make that 3 shock collars. third, i want lots of parties on my calendar so i can make lots of cash and pay off all these damn credit cards. in fact we could just skip the middle man and you could pay these credit cards off. . . . . and this year, please no stress over who is going to whose house and all the family drama. i just want to enjoy the season, in jamaica. now for the explaining. . . i swear those pictures were not my idea and how was i to know that he'd put them on t
Villiano's Thoughts
Hey it's some thing to think about. A movement starts with just one thought. A spark with in ones brain given insight in to a plan; A plan that can bring about a change; A change that can build and destroy at the same time; Some thing that those who keeps us repress doesn't want. Hate is feed to our young on a daily to keep them blinded to what's really going on. It's a quiet storm; A quiet storm moving across our planet sucking the youth out of our bodies; Decaying our physicals with poisonous words such as taxes, slavery and democracy For one to truly be free would mean for him/her to break away from that, that keeps them repress. One in the physical can never truly be free on this planet. How can that be if you are tied to paper work and red tape? The constitution states that one is free until he/she is locked up then that person is legally a slave, but how can that be if you are already a slave by the signing of the birth certificate? Bein
Moving On Up Week #4
Shattered Edge!!
Hey come hang out with BabyJess and St@rStruck!!!!! Click the pic!!!!
Closer To Heaven
Hh Contestants
These are my Happy Hour contestants pick one and bomb!!! Good Luck to you all! Contest closes Dec 22'07 @ 12pm EST!! BOMB BOMB!!! These are my Happy Hour contestants pick one and bomb!!! Good Luck to you all! still taking contestants if you would like to join! Opens at 12pm EST
Where Are All The Metal Fans
Hey, This is Skintailor. Where are all the damn metal heads at on here. It seems they are far and few between. I mean true metal heads not guys who wear there sisters pants and listen to Panic At the Disc. Or A Fag Inside better know as AFI. Im so sick of the screamo/emo scene. I want to meet the sick in your face metal fans. That dig shit like Cannibal Corpse, Slayer,Pantera, Judas Preist, Hatebreed,Diecast,Overkill,Six Feet Under Iced Earth. Ya get my drift. So fucks bring the pain. And lets tear this shit down. And as Dimebag would say lets blow this shit up.
Auction Is Open
Christmas Xxxxx Lol
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
Tequilla Cookies
I'm Sure you will all enjoy making these cookies. Cuervo Cookies I know it's a little early, but it is time to start baking for the holidays. This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER! Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. S
It's Only For Ever, Not Long At All.
It has been a month as of today. I miss him more than ever. The first time in my life I have gone more than a day with out talking to him. I just recently lost my grandfather. Like last Tuesday. We were very close, I talked to him every day for the past 31 years. He lived with me in Colorado for 6 years. I took care of him. Now he is gone. Some days are easier than others. Today after my job interview was come home lay on my couch and cry, type of days. You would just have to have known him. He was an amazing person. I guess I am just feeling kind of sappy today. It is raining out side. The kind of dark rain, and coolness, where you just want to cuddle up on the couch with a blanket and a good book or a good movie. Anyways thats another post. I have been blessed to be honored with 2 great men in my life, one being my dad and the other being my grandfather. No one will ever see my grandfather the same way I do, for I seem him as being perfect. I was raised to believe that my gra
What I Want!!
Why Men Frustrate Me
If you were one of the unlucky few who felt my rath this morning please accept my apologies. You may be a nice guy but I don't know that. I've been bombarded with sexist pig headed assholes who can't look beyond a pretty face to see the real person inside. I'm tired of guys coming at me hoping to get down my pants. I'm so much more than a piece of ass. I am a person, a woman with feelings. While I may seem like a tough cookie, I'm a softy at heart who just loves to love people. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for a loved one. People like to exploit this. I guess it's my weakness. I got guys who think I'm pretty, some think I'm beautiful, some say I'm sexy but almost all of them want one thing for me...SEX. Is there not a guy out there that is willing to wait for a girl? Willing to see if she is more than an animal in bed? Letting love blossom before sex comes into the picture? Why is sex everything? And why do guys see my pictures and automatically assume I'll
Kelsey I Love You
Drama Drama!
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. Children of alllllllllll ages. Sit right down because the show is about to begin! Lol, omg! This new feature is going to cause so much drama I don’t think ill be able to stand here. The fact that your rating behavior is now going to be public knowledge is no doubt going to cause some issues. I mean, part of the illusion and fantasy of this place is to feel special. And its hard to feel special when one of your “special” friends is leaving comments on 50 other peoples page. Not that I care, or you should care, but the illusion sure is gone. Its like it runs and tells on you, lol. I am completely secure with all my relationships with all my friends. I understand that it is possible you might on the slimmest of odd chances actually maybe kinda sorta could have other friends, lol. But I know some of the more insecure folks around here are going to fold up like a whicker chair under a fat man, lol. The bottom line is that this feature should
hes alive!!!! Kailyn babygirl i'm sorry he hurt you this way...and hes hurt u too much...and he knows that and i'm sure hes sorry..just doesnt show it...but if u ever need someone to talk to were always here... everyone loves you babygirl and i hope u know that... hes hurt everyone and he knows that...but i dont think itll happen again...but maybe laters everyone!!
Love Lust Marriage
LOVE -When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST -When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE -When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE -When intercourse is called "making love." LUST -When intercourse is called "screwing. MARRIAGE -When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. LOVE -When you argue over how many children to have. LUST -When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE -When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE -When you share everything you own. LUST -When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE -When the bank owns everything. LOVE -When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST -When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE -When ... uh ... what's a climax? LOVE -When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST -When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE -When you phone each other to bitch about work. LOVE -When you write poems about your partner. LUST -When all
Jedi Poet's Thoughts
Ok, do you want to know the truth? Here it is. I have a husband who shows me no love, no affection, no support. I am with him because I cannot lose my daughter. The only way I can be 100% sure that I will always be with my daughter is to remained married to this man who does not love me. I live in a world where super models get all the attention and love. The gorgeous are called "sweet" regardless of what they do for others. It just seems that the more I help others, the more I am stepped on. So, there are my thoughts for the day. I guess being sick doesn't help much. *cough* NEED A GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA? Get your "Gentlemen of the Paranormal" Calendar today! ALL Proceeds go to charity! Click one of the banners to get yours! Also checkout the Myspace page at: Saving the world one soul at a time. CALENDAR SIZE: 13.5" wide x 19" high
Hell Now
Damnit man. This is my first one of these on here. Well lets see what to say. Um yeah I'm tired and achy cause of work. Oh and my house is falling apart. lol. But life is good.
Absolutely adore each other Be best friends Compromise Discover new things together Encourage each other Forgive and forget Gaze into each others eyes Hold hands an hugs alot Inspire & intrregue each other Joke & laugh & have Kiss Kiss Kiss Love with all your Heart Marvel at each others talents Nurture each others souls Overcome problems together Play games,have fun Quite each others fears Rememeber the little things Say "I Love You" at least once a day Take time for tenderness Understand & care deeply Value everything you share Wish on a star together Xpress your true feelings Yearn for each others touch Zzzzzzzzz in each others arms "A Woman's Prayer: > Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , > to Love and to forgive him , > and for patience, For his moods. > Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat > him to death" WROTE FOR MY DAUGHTERS SO CALLED b/f grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1. Who has your heart?TOM
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The Democrat
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?" "Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
Urs And Mines....
Would You? 2.age 3.favorite postion you think I'm cute 5.would you have sex with me 6.lights on or off 7.would you have to be drunk 8.would you take a shower with me 9.have you ever thought about having sex with me 10.would you leave after or stay the night you like cuddling after 12.condom or skin 13.have sex on the first date 14.would you kiss me during sex you think I would be good in bed 16.would you use me as a booty call 17.can I use you as a booty call 18.can we take pics of the act long would we have sex 20.would you tell your friends about me you enjoy giving oral pleasure you enjoy recieving oral pleasure there anything you wouldn't do in the bedroom freaky are you on a scale of 1-10 25.whats the longest you've ever gone 26.would you want to see me nakid on my web cam 27.would you post this so i could fill it out.
I am completely amazed. First off, I have been apart of the Bar for some months now and I have just decided to write a blog. I have seen some pretty interesting stuff since I've been here. I have read some pretty impressive stories on here. I've also read about adults doing some pretty surprising (childish) things on here. All-in-all, it has been an experience that I wouldn't trade for anything. I hope this place stays around for a long time. Thanks everyone on here for the experience thus far.

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