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Best Of Cl ~ Halloween Trick Or Treat
seattle-tacoma > To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters Originally Posted: Thu, 1 Nov 10:53 PDT To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-11-01, 10:53AM PDT Thanks for nothing. No, seriously. Do you have any idea how much work I put into my costume? It took me almost 3 hours to do the makeup alone. Every detail painstakingly thought of and completed, right down to the little scratches on the hands and the grazings and cuts on the arms and legs. Do you have any idea how long it took me to find a suitable shield and sword? Or how about the battle uniform? I bet you didn't even consider that perhaps it was actually straight off the movie set. Well, it was. It wasn't cheap, doing all this. I was the one that incurred those expenses, not my parents. I burned the income from more hours of my after-school job than I would care to adm
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
- Both Lincoln and Kennedy were concerned with Civil Rights - Lincoln was elected to U.S. House of Representatives in 1864 and Kennedy in 1964 - Lincoln was elected president in 1860; Kennedy in 1960 - Both were shot on a Friday - Both were shot in the presence of their wives - Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theater, Kennedy was shot while driving in a Ford. - They were both succeeded by southern democrats named Johnson. - Both Johnson's had been members of the Senate - Andrew Johnson was born in 1808: Lyndon B. in 1908 - John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839: L.H. Oswald in 1939 - Booth and Oswald were both southerners favoring unpopular ideas - Both Presidents lost children to death while in the White House - President Lincoln's secretery, with the last name of Kennedy advised him not to go to the theater. Kennedy's secretery, with the last name of Lincoln (Evelyn) advised him not to make the trip to Dallas - John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and ran to a warehouse.
Friday! Glad it is Friday. Are you? It has been a busy week with getting my car and a new computer and having to transfer everything over. I am glad all of that is done. I still have one thing to add and need to go buy Microsoft Office since any old versions don't work with Vista. I think Vista is cool but I guess the main complaint with everyone is the computability with old software. It sucks to have to buy new stuff! Oh well. Office 07 is actually rather cool. They give you a 30 day trial instead of the entire program like they used to. They don't add many things to new computers any more! I so need to shop for Christmas. I am so behind. I think part of my frustration is not knowing what to buy? My Dad and step Mother's birthday is today and they flew to Los Angeles to see a play that they have been wanting to see. They are spending the weekend there. I bought their birthday presents the other day so at least that is taken care of. It is always a pain to have to
I Need A Witnes For My Fubar Wedding
where can i find some good skins for fubar
OK I'm gonna try and not be a bitch here but obviously no one reads profiles anymore so... I'm so tired of getting FRIENDS request from people who are bored, rate your pic then request to be your friend without even so much as a shout of hey or hello, I'm not here to win any "who can get the most friends contest" so I'll say it again if you dont talk to me or at least try to talk to me you have no chance of becoming my friend! I have few Friends on here and only 2 very close friends and you know who you are lol So bottom line talk to me first and we'll see about addingyou as a friend later, i've deleted some of the "friends" I had when I first got on this site because once you add them you never hear from them again, not anymore! THX
Boyfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8. Hair (color and style): 9. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My... 1. Personality: 2. Eyes:
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Wandering Lost
My soul is lost floating endlessly in time. Searching yet knowing it is too late. Tears fall silently as does the rain. I dare not stop this restless search. Reality is too painful my soul trapped in anguish. Lost, searching, crying. Tears fall softly from my weary soul. Thrust into this world of torment..
Is It Worth It
Is It Worth It
Why is it that white women swear they got Hispanic in them and they know that they are as white as the sheets on their beds? LOL... Now those who really know me know that my mother is from PR so I am half Hispanic but I don't say it often or don't tell people cause I don't really look it but I don't deny that part of my heritage either...but if you know that your parents are both White Caucasian Americans, how you gonna call yourself a "Mami" which is a Hispanic term. I mean I know it's common practice nowadays to wanna be something you are not, but please don't insult the rest of us intelligent people who know dam well who you really are...and don't try to trick the MEN (yes plural) you talking to into thinking you are Hispanic cause you know that's what that man likes. Be yourself people and be proud of who you really are!
There is so much going on in life, right now that I am staying pretty Frustrated. Can't get things to seem to go just right. My kids are great but they are siblings, and fight all of the time. Does anyone out there know what I am talking about? lol I just need some time off from my life...hehehe Anyway, enough ranting...Have a GREAT day!
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Him Part 2
Hollow And Dead.
Yep...So to my real friends who tell me to just not sign in, when I don't want to be on this site, I delete because at that point in time I want no affiliation whatsoever to this place. I can only take this place in small doses. So if you don't like my deleting and rejoining of fubitch, I'm sorry, but sometimes I gotta look out for me. If you want to delete me from yahoo or whatever, thats fine, let me know so I can delete you too, and bid you a final adieu as friends.
This Weekends Bomb List
Hey guy this where we are going to bomb this weekend just click the pic and bomb like crazy!!!!!!! ok guys this is where i want you to blow up so lets do this
Natural Highs
1. Falling in love. 2. Spending time with your dog (all pets). 3. Cooking something wonderful for (and with) someone you adore. 4. No lines at the supermarket, or anywhere! 5. CA specific: Pressing on your gas pedal and actually being able to allow your car to move forward! 6. Taking that drive on a pretty road (and seeing SNOW!). 7. Getting mail from someone you like. 8. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 9. Lying in bed while listening to the rain fall outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer, washed with your fave laundry detergent. 11. A hot shower for however long you want. 12. A bubble bath with so many bubbles and suds. 13. Giggling (even by yourself). 14. A great conversation. 15. The beach. The mountains. Anywhere where land can actually be seen. 16. Finding a dollar bill of any value in your pocket from the last time you wore that piece of clothing. 17. Laughing at yourself. Laughing for no rea
Here's Your Sign
I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"? I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double" Here's your sign The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door as I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said "Hey, are you going to hang that on your door"? I said "No sir, it's a Christmas toilet seat cover, got the idea from Martha Stewart" (Chorus) Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off My neighbor comes over and says "Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that"? I said "I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it" Here
Some Shit
talking to stomps has now gotten me all nostalgic for the days before my chemical romance and simple plan and good charlotte......the days when the queers were kings of the pop/punk scene.operation ivy was the band of the day......screeching weasel was still putting out kick ass music and green day didnt sell out..its a fucking shame we cant go back to the days before punk became a money making trend and everyone went from loving britney to loving punk...fuck scene kids i hope they all rot in hell and choke on my cock when i get there....... do you have to look like a dirty gutter ounk with dirt and heroin residue under your fingernails for people to think you are punk?...fuck all that.i used ta be that way but im thirty now and i care about the way i look..punk is in me.its not a look or a fashion trend it's a ....god i hate to say this.but a way of life(fuck that makes me wanna puke.cliches are grossy)i have been this way since my sister introduced me to punk way back in the 80s with
The sun was just starting to rise as we stepped across the small gap between the docks and my 31 foot Crestliner boat. The early mornng air had a slight chill to it, which was not uncommon around these parts for early June. The dew still hung on the leaves of the trees that provided all the shade that was required on the dock like a child clinging to its mother. I held the gate open for her in a gesture of the chivalry that so many people today mock. Smiling she did a mock curtsy and said, "Thank you kind sir." Tipping my invisible hat and smiling I replied in my best British accent, "Anything for milady." Giggling slightly with a rouge tint to her obvious blush, she breached the four inch gap to the carpeted deck of the boat. Handing up the cooler and the various bags of towels, cds, and plastic silverware, she sat them down as I jumped up onto the deck. Locking the gate into place, I couldn't help but feeling watched. I turned to see her blue eyes boring into me. If at any
My Mind
everyone and everything I am still getting use to this fubar stuff. I managed to do my profile once but cant remember how to change it so its forever my babys first christmas. I like it here noone knows me except one person and that person is so insignificant. On myspeace my family reads and people who really bother the fucken shit out of me. I really dont know many people who I can stand right now. I seem to only know lazy ass scaming mother fuckers. I know there are awsome peole in the world just not the ones around me. I am so sick of people using me or my hubby. He doesnt work his ass off to give you lazy fucks a hand out. Oh that insignif person who is on fubar too also is oneof those people and he owes us money fucken skanky ass loser. I had this one friend who thought we should just give her our truck we were selling ..she said she wanted to buy i let her have it to test drive 5 months later she is still driving it with no intention of paying for it. we took the
Great Newz!!!!!!!!!
SO ya wanna see my NSFW pics, well ya needs 2 add me, rate me, fan me and then we will talk seeing them. Also I accept bribes and gifts, hey a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. I take fubucks, gift blast, happy hours, tickers ect... But no ya don't have 2 do that 2 see em, just add/rate/fan me and then ask me 2 see them please I start a new Job mon pays wells and good hours. So holla back
Diamondwill Victoria
Guys .i'm so so sorry I have no idea how or what I'm doing on fubar lol silly goose ,well let me introduce myself my name is Victoria ,I'm 28 year Girl from Canada I'm also a freelance writer/model/mother looking to make new friends ,Please feel free to send me a message or come join me I hope all you guys have a great and warm night x0xxVictoria
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing. He then decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, "says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipmen
Will You Wear Blue?
We have so much to be thankful for..... Will You Wear Blue? International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored at this year's First Place : Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said '! They wi ll remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place : Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before
Florida Beach Vacation Rental
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Big Papa's Dude Blog.
I've been in a pissy mood recently. You ever get in one of those moods where nothing will make you happy? Well, short of two porn stars and a bottle of vodka. Seriously. I'm ready for spring, warmth and a little fun. Anyone wanna go on a road trip to somewhere warm? I sure as hell do. Just thougth I'd put something on here. I'm having a blast on fubar and I'd like to thank Dawn, the Motherf#cking Princess for hooking me up. I picked the blog name because someone thought it was funny I used the word "dude" in my profile. That's me, just a dude.
MARK IS ON HIS WAY TO VISIT BUT I CANT WAIT -- HAVE A NOONER WITH ME? (Well OK, just another Fu-bucks give-away. But still -- could be fun!!) So heres the deal TODAY ONLY DURING MY NOON HAPPY HOUR (Thats 12/7 at 12 PM Pacific Time, 3 PM Eastern time) hit this pic..and hit it can do it more than once during the HH come show me and peach some love Give them 100 comments. Ill give YOU 10,000 Fu-bucks. YEAH, thats right 100 bucks per comment. Its a good deal and you know you arent getting any work done anyway, right? SO COME ON Youll be helping someone else AND getting Fu-bucks too. Few simple rules No NSFW comments are to be left. You must private message me once you have completed the 100 comments. Let me know WHICH pic you chose. And I will promptly send you 10,000 Fu-bucks. DO NOT SHOUT ME please. YES, you can do this multiple times during the hour no maximum. Just um, be fast abo
Lucky 7
SEVEN THINGS YOU WOULD FIND IN YOUR BEDROOM: 1. BED 2. TV 3. dresser 5.blankets 7.clothes SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? yes 2. Does someone like you? i think/hope so 3. Last kiss? drew, i hope it wasn't our last 4. Been lead on? yes 5. Been cheated on? yes 6. Want a relationship? Already have one, just want more from it 7. Wanna get married? not sure if i want to get married again SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT: 1.josh 2. family 3. God 4. right now, cig. 5. food 6. oxygen 7. clothes SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Drew 2. work 3. money 4. Christmas 5. tired 6. cold SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? yes 3. Read the newspaper? not really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? almost never 5. Have a best friend? yes 6. Take a bath daily? nope 7. Wish on stars? not really SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? yes, and working on doing it again 2. Ki
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Sweet Cherokee
my life is so gay i hate it with a passion i just want to end cuz im tired of my family treating me the way they do and stuff like that and now i have my friends treating me the same way and i hate it with a passion that everyone has to judge people all the time by the way they act why dont they just get to know them first and then go from there
A Bad Start
well my x-mas just started off bad i may have lost too people that may have meant a whole lot to me but this maybe my last entry and possibly my last time on fubar i just have alot of thinking too do over the break....
Band : R.E.M Song & Lyrics : R.E.M Receiving department, 3 a.m. Staff cuts have socked up the overage Directives are posted No callbacks, complaints Everywhere is calm Hong Kong is present Taipei awakes All talk of circadian rhythm I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Daysleeper, daysleeper, daysleeper The bull and the bear are marking Their territories They're leading the blind with Their international glories I'm the screen, the blinding light I'm the screen, I work at night I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Don't wake me with so much Daysleeper They cried the other night I can't even say why Fluorescent flat caffeine lights Its furious balancing I'm the screen, the blinding light I'm the screen, I work at night I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Don't wake me with so much Don't wake me with so much. The Ocean machine is set to 9 I'
Budwiser Story
wt bTzz69~SEXY VAMP @HF&BS~bb'$ F/R~GF(-w~HF&ߧ)@ fubar The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck,
James Blunt
Yep Im Dumb
Christmas Tree
Its Naughty Time! Heheh
Okies I posted some new Pictures of my Purple Hairs^_^ Im happy with it, altho this color fades fast so I prolly wont have it for long. Im leaving for work today, soo Ill be on a shitty Internet connection till Thursday or so and wont be online a whole lot. This new BarTab Shit is bs, sooo I encourage even more, If youve got new shit and/or you want me to come leave love/rates on your page then let me know because its even harder now to keep track of this shit. Just drop a note here or something saying you need some luvins. Hope everyones haveing a fantastic week! *Muah* I put up somemore blond pics, this weekend Im going to be doing my hair purple smoke:) im excited, havent done that one yet. but yeah, Wintery pictures, hope everyone has a happy holidays! [P.S. Sorry if ive not responded or been slow, Ive been HELLA busy this week and Ive got a ton of work to do this weekend, altho im working on catching up now:), drop me a note if you feel neglected and ill come
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all locked, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. The missus in her teddy and me in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and her fanny went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, And opened the curtains, while she played with herself. The light of the moon on the snowman we'd built, Revealed a broom up his ass, clean to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Fukz, Either slow do
You're making some changes in your life that are surprisingly easy, given how much of a struggle you thought they would be. Your friends and family might need more help coping than you do!
Going For The Vip
Hello to all.... I am going for the VIP and really need help getting the 10,000 comments. I have just under a 2000 now. I need as many that can to help me do this.... I am out of comments today.... Here is the link to the pic that I need the commenting help on. Much luv to all my friends.... Here is the link to Stephanie's page where the contest is being hosted in the Giveaway folder. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Hello all I know I have been asking for alot of help lately, and other than just a couple of people that have been helping me... I need more help.. I have used all of my photo comments already today and have a little over 9200 comments.... that is really getting close, but still not there to the 10000. Here is the link that needs the comments.... Hello to all.... I am going for the VIP and still really help getting the 10,000 comments. I have just under a 1100 now. I need as many that can to help me do this.... I am out of commen
OK, venting Do I honestly look as retarded and stupid as the other women on this site? Do you really think I'm on here trying to find the love of my life? LOL...that's funny! Women on here get all flustered and fall in love only to get hurt in the end when they find out the one they love is also loving many others. You think because he gave you his phone number it means you are the only one he talks to? I just saw today that someone who gave me his number (and I haven't talked to on the phone) has also gave his number to others and talks to didn't bother me cause I know who I am...I know I'm probably the most realest woman on this site and I don't settle for second best! But yet these women who the men claiming to be real are talking to are playas themselves...every week fallin in love with a different man and vice versa. Since when has Fubar become the Love Connection? I don't talk to many on here and I especially don't give my number out to men who live halfw
No Pc For Me!
I usually don't post a lot about me but, I wanted to do this one time. I have to use a pc at my local library because I don't have one. However, this site along with others is blocked there. I have to drive 20 miles one way to use a pc at another library. I do have a mobile and use it often but, I am limited as to what I can do. Google adapted Fubar to fit the phone. It sucks!! If you see me online it is because I am using my mobile. I can see my shoutbox but, can't reply. Sorry! I can read comments and private messages. I can also see some photos even though they aren't very big. I can't rate any of them but, I can leave comments, I think. I hope y'all understand. Please leave me some kind of comment on this so I will know that you read it. Thanks! Big Hugs and Kisses to all my Female Friends!
Are You
If your horny and you know it drop by and say hi.
Thinking And Wondering
I'm sure we have all had thoughts of giving up on finding what we truly want in life, whether it be a career, money, or that one special love. I want to remind everyone that no one can do anything or get anything for you but YOU!! Set your mind to what you really want in your life...that thing/things that would really make your life complete, and go after it with all you have. It won't be easy but with patience and determination it will happen, I promise. Believe me, there is that one thing that I want in life as well and I know it will happen a matter of fact I think it is in the works as we speak I just need to keep pushing and workin at achieving it and it will happen. Don't ever EVER give up on something you really want in life. The best things to complete us are oftn right in front of us and it takes a true person to see that and grab it before it disappears.
u no what to do 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me
Merry Christmas
well its that time again christmas and anyother vacation and i hope everyones is a special one and i might be on her and i might not be but i just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holidays....
For Inspirations
For Inspiration... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man Before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a Bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of
Blah Blah Fuckin Blah
So I made a mumm a while back about moving on or sticking by my asshole of a boyfirnd while hes in jail. Well I was trying to stick by him everything was fine. I was going to visit him every tuesday and sunday dropping money off to him. Well 2 weeks ago i visit him on tuesday he was fine went to go visit him on that sunday he doesnt put me on the visiting list. so i write to him he tells me he never wants to see me again he hates me and all I do is run my mouth to his soon to be ex wife. Just to let every one know the only time i have ever talked to her is the day he got arrested to let her know that hes in jail. Anyways he tells me hes not gonna go through w/ the divorce that he loves. I just got a letter in the mail today from him saying that she was filling his head w/ bullshit and sent him new divorce papers. He wants me to go visit him sunday I mean i love him but im sick of the bullshit. His own mother wont visit him or answer his calls. well i dont know what to do. but ill write
I Write Poetry.....
My days are brighter, less cold. To fight off all the hurt, pain and strife. Now stronger, less scared, more bold. In you I've found renewed inspiration in life. Your kisses make me melt until I glow. To hold you in my arms is tranquility. Your spirit, heart and soul, I yearn to know. For you my love is pouring out past all eternity. A sunset, a shooting star, you make them more. Such simple things are now more lucid and meaningful. Life now has more to offer; I feel it in my core. You make me feel whole, alive and so beautiful Seasons Greetings, Happy Holidays, Merry Yule, and so on and so forth..... I want to thank a dear dear friend of mine for inviting me here.... Michael '~Wikkid Angel Shayla's Mad InSaNe Hippie*~ Spirit Warrior of K.O.W.~W.S.W.' Pressley~ If you haven't met him, well you are missing out on one hell of a guy.... A little about me, because there is not alot to me, just your simple everyday housewife.... I have spent many years in diffe
Txt Messages I Got
Beer doesnt make u FAT it makes u LEAN.. against walls, tables, chairs, floors and ugly people The condom tells the tampon u fuck up my business 4 a week, the tampon replies yeah but when u fuck up i lose my job for 9 months 10th anual cock sucking contest is this friday they are asking that u not compete so some1 else can win this year thanx
Damn Good Mood!!!
I love this man!!! GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 1. No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. 2. Stop giving me that pop-up ad for ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. 3. Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? 4. Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastard
What I've Learned About Stars
Ive finally learned something. In my previous star messages, I spoke of seeing that one twinkle I felt was mine. Theres a reason the Great Spirit put so many points of white light in the sky. I am but one of six billion people on Mother Earth, yet there are six hundred trillion stars in the nighttime sky. Have you ever wondered why the stars so vastly outnumber the stargazers? Im sure part of the grand plan is because many of the stars you see no longer exist. By the time their glow reaches your eyes, reaches your heart, theyre already gone. Vanished, though perhaps not forgotten. What youre seeing is an old light, a depleted light, not the new light you hoped for. I still look up at the heavens because I can bask in those pinpoints that keep the skies from being a deep black void. But, theyre just stars, even though they hold a certain fascination. I look up now, knowing new stars are created each day to replace those that served their purpose. And so, Ive f
This, That & The Other
When You Rate Some One A 10, They Should Return The Favore
When You Rate Some One A 10, They Should Return The Favore
When Girls Dont Put Out
WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT (girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department sto
I love this poem so much. Makes one think a bit... SHUSH Can you imagine how silent a plane crash would be if you were deaf? How unbearably loud a rape? This poem is exactly what I want love to be like. Two people shouldn't be together because they NEED someone to make them whole, or to survive, it should be two independent souls wishing to share eachother lives. SO JUST KISS ME So just kiss me and let my hair messy itself in your fingers tell me nothing needs to be done-- no clocks need winding There is no bell without a voice needing to borrow my own instead, let me stady myself in the arms of a man who won't ask me to be what he needs, but lets me exist as I am a blonde flame a hurricane wrapped up in a tiny body that will come to his arms like the safest harbor for mending
What A Week :)
All Of It
My mouth does not say the things that I feel My mind does not stray wishing it was real My arms can not touch but they feel you still My eyes can not see the beauty that I need My legs will not move waiting for my time My ears will not hear until you appear My heart will not beat for no other one My love will not go even when I grow old I belong to you mind body and soul 11-13-07
Kharma Has Her 1st Crush Awww
Kharma has her first crush on the blues clues guy it is so freaking cute she stares at the tv with a big smile on her face and wont take her eyes off him
One Day
Lost and confused in a world of pain Searching for a door to stop the rain I've been up mountains but always fall down I'm just trying to cross this frozen ground I will look high and low so don't feel bad for me My heart will continue to beat its lonely plea On day I will find someone who understands All I have is love to give in this lonely distant land
Sex Iq
Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
Lonely Road
In my mind I see The children grow In my heart I feel The cold winter snow In my dreams I see The happiness that I need In my future I feel The fate that is me In my past I see Things that used to be In my soul I feel The cold lonely road
My Link
Thunder Rain Can you feel the pain Lightning Screams Where are the dreams Noises Darkness Who will confess Lonely Sorrow When is tomorrow Laughing Crying Don't stop trying Love Share Don't forget to care
All hope has gone Laughs Smiles Growing farther apart All hope has gone Sadness Tears Coming closer and longer All hope has gone Pain Loneliness That's all I'll ever know All hope has gone 12-4-07
Calories Burned
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calorie
My Lost Soul
My soul is lost. It has nowhere to go. It is searching for a home. To shield it from all harm. Will someone please help my lost soul find it's way back to me? My soul is lost. I have looked all over yet my lost soul has yet to be found. It is all alone. Lost somewhere in this cold, dark city we all call a home. I guess i am destined to never have a soul. It will remain lost for all eternity. I hope someone down the line will show my soul it way home. Only then will i be complete. I will never be complete with out my soul. my soul is lost. 12-7-07
A Cool Place!!
A Foreign Lady & Her Husband
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
Love On The Internet?? Really???
Look at me with lust in your eyes Smile like I make you happy Lean against me like you need me Kiss me like you want me Hold me like you mean it Tell me that you enjoy it without using any words. Show me your dreams Share your hopes Let me see just a small glimpse of your world I'll surrender my heart open up and allow you to touch my soul If you'll let me teach you uncondtional love. You got me down on my knees Don't make me plead any more You're makin me wishin for morethen huggin and kissin Let me know you can please Has much as you tease Let me slide in between your thighs Let me know there is more then your promise and lies Fuck, let's just get satisfied! Happy Birthday to the one who taught….me about life, how to love, to live, to feel pain, experience broken promises, and dreams. My 1st broken heart, feel the rage of jealously, to never trust another man, to allow emotions I was never allowed to feel to pour freely from the depths of my hidden s
I was driving home this morning from taking my youngest son to school, and I was channel surfing the radio, and I came across a song that I had never heard but recognized the singer. So I thought I would listen... By the end of the song I was so damn mad that i was in tears. How can singers and songwriters keep putting this shit out there to try and justify the deaths of our men and women, that are dying every day in this "War for Control"... I understand that some people in their narrow, fucked up mind, think these songs give a sense of comfort. That when a soldier dies they go to a better place, and their sacrifice was for freedom so that makes it ok. WELL FUCK THAT!!! AND ANYONE THAT BELIEVES THAT CAN FUCK OFF!!! I am the mother of a soldier, and i thank my blessed stars every day that he is not currently deployed. But I wake up every day wondering if today will be the day he gets that call and I lose my child. Yes I understand that It was his choice to enlist, and i under
For The Ladies
hey ladies i have a good friend who is corey he is in prison and needs all the letters he can get so write him you wont be dissapointed at all for some contact info his name is corey kitter he is at warden john prelesnik 1728 bluewater highway ionia mi 48846 his mdoc # is 447626 and his sid # is 2037606m you will need at least his mdoc # to write him he is in prison for a few more years and the letters you send him will help make it so he is not bored and it will give him hope he is 26 years old 5 foot 9 inches tall 130 pounds and has a built body for all you ladies who like a ripped chest and abbs he is your man well thank you let me know if you send him a letter ill come rate all pics a 10 and all stashes also well thank you sincerly josh ps. if you want to see pics of him they will be marked under corey
Solomon's Palace
Hi everyone, This is my first Blog so bare with me. I'm 30 years old and live in Woodbridge VA. I'm married with two beautiful children. When I'm not working I like to spend time with my kids, workout, play poker, watch sports, and finish the night with a drink. I get bored very easily I guess that's why I'm on here to see if I can find anyone or anything excites me. If you think you can hope to hear from you. Solomon
Mirc Scripts
ok I have Been asked how can i make all those scripts since they are involved and take time to make. Well first not all are anywhere close to being done i work on them as i feel the need and once you make some commands you can just add them to another script.My Personal ones are a never ending work in progress :S. If you Don't Know what an mIRC script is google mIRC, If you don't care lol this was posted for those that asked
hey all for the past week and a half i been on a diet so far i lost 13 pounds and as i go i will keep up the blogs thanks to all who supported me love you all very much
Alright so I was wandering the dank and dreary halls of early morning fu and I see this blast up in the corner. Gag. Why do ugly people have to post their condition online? It's not my choice to see your face plastered on my computer. First of all, you are ugly. Second, quit asking for me to help your ratings... I don't come here for you to give me props or for me to give you props. I come here to hang with my sister and entertain her friends with our amusing banter. While you're at it why don't you uglies get together and start your own club. I've noticed that most of you have similarly ugly friends. that's good. It will keep you away from the rest of us. Start your club, Angi and I will bring the kool aide. In fact, why don't you take the kool aide one step further and spike it with something toxic (any appropriate poison will do) and drink it. All of you. Drink it. Perhaps someone will mistakenly think you're doing some mass suicide for your righteous cult. Of course
A Special Place
A Special Place I walk along a path through thick greenery and discover my special place. This place has not been touched by the hard hands of man. As you walk in, you see a breathtaking waterfall flowing into a crystal pond. The pond is surrounded by a stand of trees, as if they are sentries guarding to keep the horrors that man reaps on the environment from it. There is a huge rock perfect for diving from into the cool crystalline pool or you can lay across the flat top of it to enjoy the sun and beauty. As you look down from the rock you can see the fish swimming by peacefully. Wildflowers grow rampantly over the banks of the pond. The air is crisp and clean filled with the sweet scent of the wildflowers. If you are very quiet you may even get to see a deer or some other animal approach the pond for a drink. The quiet serenity of this place helps me to shake off the worries of my days and brings calmness into my mind. I visit this place several times a day when I sta
Good Bye For Now!
how the hell can any one get the right a mount of sleep they need when they do so much for others?
GAH! Why is it every man that I meet turns out to be something they're clearly not?!?! For example, I was dating this guy in the Navy who thought that he was quite literally GOD's gift to women. At first his confident/cocky attitude was a turn-on, but my mind quickly changed when I discovered he had been cheating on me. What's worse is he lied to my face when he was busted! You know the whole "wasn't me" Shaggy mentalitly! He totally thought that I was either too desperate or too stupid to figure out what he was up too and would just accept it. WRONG! Anyway's that ended in October and since then I've only met one guy. A total game player! Uh hello McFly, HS ended 15 yrs ago for me.. GROW UP!! Makes me wonder if I will EVER find a decent guy and build a stable relationship with?!?! *sigh* Maybe I'll just become a lesbian!!!
Ok im just curious....... I have a few Crushes and was wonderin who they was from..... Any clue how to find out yet who they might be...... Figured with the crushes i had they might of already re rated all my pics while i have been gone...and nope not back to stay yet...u will know when...... But anyhow it was cool at 1 time I think its kinda boring now not to know who they r .... so if its u send me $$$$$$$ lol...... sorry was bored....... Love ya all.... Tongue.....
Thoughts N Poems
The night is long and ever cold There is an echo within my soul Once there lived an optimistic girl Eyes wide open and ready for the world Today stands someone torn and broken Just a shell of the person that was stolen No bright future, no arms to hold Whispers in the night of love once told Carry my prayers and lay them on his ears Make my voice the only thing he hears Reach in his chest and calm his fears Lift him up and carry him to me Let him drop down to one knee Keep his soul and heart safe To dance with mine in the same place Endless hours when midnight falls Let him hear my every call
Goodbye For Now!
Hey everyone! Many of you know what has been going on in my life for the past several months. It has been nothing short of a constant struggle, and it has taken a huge toll on me, physically, mentally and emotionally. I have done my best to keep my head above water, yet I always feel in one way or another I am getting drawn into my own personal hell. I know that life and time wait for no one; it will keep going, even if I do nothing or I am not goes on! So I know I have to deal with my issues and all I am going through before I become consumed by them. With that being said, I feel the need to say goodbye for now, as I will be taking a break from being here! I do want to say to those who know me and have been there or at least tried to be there, "Thank you from the bottom of my heart! It means the world to me to know that I am cared for and loved so much my so many!" To those who have not had the chance to get to know me yet or those I have spoken to but do no
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Christmas Youtubes..pls Watch
My Blog :d im tring to make like a support page for soldiers please let your friends know and please add also you or someone you know is in the military and would like their or your photo up for support we will do that, its almost xmas time and we need to let them know that that are not forgotten and we think about them and pray for them to come home saftly and thank them for protecting us and our freedom!
Hey To All The Fu's Out There!!!!
just wanted to say thank you for all the birthday gifts. I really appreciate all the love. Have a good weekend everyone!!!
One Year Anniversary
Love Love Love
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Friday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have A Good 1 12/07
I have realized that it's time to do for me. I'm tired of trying to help others and getting nothing in return. Call it selfish or whatnot, but at least I'm honest about it. With my birthday quickly approaching, I have decided to finally do for me. I'm not going to reveal what the transformation is going to consist of but I know some will be upset and others hopefully will be happy for me and support me. I need to make a life for me and my kids, I need to make sure my children are happy. My children are what I am living one else. My happiness will come one day, I can feel it, but I'm always helping others and forgetting about myself, which is unfair to both me and my children. I will always be here for those close to my heart but I want to have what everyone else has as well. I'm not getting any younger in life and if I don't make this transformation than who will? I am always here for you all...
Fri. 12/07
Socially Unacceptable
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants......... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House 11. Se
Help Him Level
ya know, if you are gonna go visiting peoples pages, even just a quick peek, be nice and at least rate them and/or a couple pics for visiting, i do it everytime i go to a page, at least they get points for me visiting.. i see a lo of people wont even do that they are just nosy and rude... if your not gonna rate, please dont visit........give me your opinion.. come help a friend level, he helped me level and i am trying to return the favor... thanks friends.. bratt
Members Of Fire And Ice
Here is our list of members. Managment will be in my New Family Blog and not mentioned here! Please come here often as some will be added and some delted. Please make friends with all FIRE and ICE members!! Make everyone here your friends. Billy*Member of the Fire and Ice Crew*@ fubar Anna ~Member of Fire and Ice Crew~@ fubar ****lilmamma1***fire**n**ice** leveling** crew****@ fubar *Baby T*Rockstar*Fire and Ice Crew Member*Happily Taken*@ fubar Harley Member of FIRE & ICE Levelers Crew@ fubar blue eye devil enforcer of fire and ice leveling crew@ fubar ~Bombing~kat~member of Fire and Ice@ fubar ~Hottielips~.l crw,Dddy'S lil gil & brظ.* fخg me ر`..
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My Fine Is $650.10...what Is Yours??
RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. Write the song title as the answer..DON'T LIE If someone says " I hate you", you say? Beat your heart out. How would you describe yourself? Cocaine cowgirl What do you like in a guy/girl? Ladies love country boys.. How do you feel today? Gone. Whats the first thing you see in a guy/girl ? I dont believe it. What is your life's purpose? Papa loved Mama What is your motto? Gone away. What do your friends think of you? Honkeytonk Badonkadonk. What do you think of your parents? I dont love you. Whats the first thing you notice in a person? Nothing else matters.. What do you think about very often? If tomorrow never comes. What song do you sing while showering? Because of you. What do you think of your pet? Get stoned. What do you think of the person you like? Idoless What is your life story
Journal Update
12-07-2007 I'm listening to Christmas songs as I write in here. I sat and watched my favorite Christmas movie last night "A Christmas Carol" with Alistair Sims. I really like that one and there is one other "A Christmas Carol" and I think I found it on line it is the one with Reginald Owens it is the one where he takes toys to the Crachitts. I'm listening to Christmas music which is unusual for me. My back is bothering me so I will relax on the heating pad today. I dont decorate not that I dont have some but not a lot of decorations But just being alone I dont really get into it. I noticed this morning while having coffee trying to remember some of the Christmas' as a child. Well a cup of hot chocolate sounds great. I know I totally understand where I come from in my mind thinking there things been 6 years and my ex remarried within 2 years and what got me it was a guy who wouldnt work so she lost everything well they say paybacks are a bitch. I know how I wonder if I will ever
I have finally come to the decision that i will be leaving fubar after this weekend. I apprecciate everyone's friendship and help with the issues I have been having in my life. But I think at this point I can not continue with my fubar account. i wish everyone all the best a very Merry Christmas.
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I am going today to get my hair cut.... Don't worry Hair Lovers.... It's not all going away today! Just some simple stuff for today.... I am waiting for my friend to say go, and we will be cutting our hair to donate to Locks for Love.... Then it will be gone. At least for a year. My hair tends to grow fast. I am ready for a change and the next time will be drastic!! To be continued.......
The Final Inspection
Night Out
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed anothe
School Closed...again
Gm everyone. I got a call from hubby this 7:20.. boys got a 2hr delay. Well,, around 7:35 neighbor calls to tell me this. Well at 8.. hubby calls again. I kinda got on him..sayin, well since theres a 2 hr delay.. don't ya think I would want to sleep in..or have the boys sleep in. Why do you keep calling. Well then he said that school closed. I guess we will be having make up days at end of school year.. since they already closed for the first 2 snows. Well, after got off phone.. 2 minutes later.. neighbor calls to tell me.. that school is closed. Out of all this..recieved 5 calls, within a hour. Does anyone need a phone? I am giving mine away! Working as a secretary.. I get many phone calls. Just don't need the excess phone calls at home. UGhhhh
Crazy Stalkers
It's really insane how some of these crazy umm.. should I call them b*****s?? or just cuckcooo broads?? anyway.. if they spent less time stalking and more time at their shrinks office, the world would most definately be a better place. They have definately crossed more than a few lines and it's really sad. Sad that they have to try to interrupt others lives to make their day more pleasureable. Sad that they don't have love that they need so they make a false life to try to fill that empty void. Sad that they make stories up to get sympathy and love from people that normally wouldn't give them the time of day. Saddest, is that they don't even know what they are doing. Cuckcoooo. If you think i'm talkin about you, you're probably right and perhaps you should get your nosey ass out of my blog? Please, take your meds today and call your doctor. You realllllllly truly need some help. Have a great day!
Hear Me-hear Me
Hey recently I had a chance to co-host a radio show at, Some of my music is played throughout the show let me know what you think.I'm still trying to master this fubar thing any tips? rlb
Loving Difficult People [by Global Illumination on Myspace] Very often in life we come across difficult people. I regard difficult people as being; ''those amongst us whom we find it hard to get along with.'' Difficult people come in all ages, races, and sexes. When I use the term ''difficult people'', I do not believe that being difficult is a permanent personality trait. Although, some people do seem to be difficult the whole of their lives, I believe that being a difficult person is usually a temporary state, and so people often go through phases when they become difficult at various stages in their lives. Every difficult person has the potential to think, act, and behave otherwise. Most of us live or work closely with someone whom we regard to be a difficult person. What makes the difficult person most difficult to deal with, is that they seem to be against us, and this can make us feel that the difficult person is causing us misery. Difficult people tend to come ac
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My Auction!!!
hers the link for the auction :) THIS IS WHAT I AM OFFERING, Fu-Owned by "you in my profile. Rate all pics,stash & blogs. 1 SFW salute 1 NSFW salute (your choice). Permanent pimping blog. Spot on my page for 2 months. and 1 cherry bomb from Abby. Auction opens Monday morning!! well posts a now blog win i git the link hop to see ya!!! :)
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Poet Tree
I look out my room's window and picture the things we dreamed about doing or Who we would meet or what they would say. painted love served on a silver platter. Everything is what it seems. I am always. I am never. ending in a tragedy.
Passion Of The Wolf - Erotica
I can hear the first few drops of rain No thunder, no crash of lightening Pouring rain, just beautiful pouring rain And I stand naked in it As it washes away the shackles I am free And you appear, naked and wet beside me Your bronze skin glistening, inviting Your magnetism drawing me near through unconscious movement into your arms, into our love Eyes lock, bodies entwine consumed in fire and water The rain subsides We lie spent in dew of earth and passion I smell the rain even now, even now Let it rain, let it rain Leather and lace and steel and chrome Dresses and nylon, a lady at home All women, all man, in passions throes Riding like the wind wherever it blows Wind in her hair and steel underneath Arms wrap her man with pure body heat Woman to man with turbines a roar Riding the wind with love to explore Your scent is sweet like a summer breeze Let me feel your soft skin with a subtle ease Let fingertips linger on see through lace Let lips
a new place hiding, but looking i entered a place new to me a place of interest and frustration i explored and learned discovered exciting and strange places spent many hours looking...seeming unseen naive to things around me, watching me i found a piece of my heart that still felt and was broken learn explore, search i have come and gone and returned again and again to this place keeps me in touch with those from my past, and those of my present... maybe to those of my future with a click of a button i was in a new place
Pls Visit My Site....
i have made a muzic site... hope u will visit there..... heres the link..... and enjoy..
Sarahs Poem Always
I dont get it why is it that people are never happy with what they have? I know there are moments where we can be happy but then...come most of the time we are always missing something or we just want more.(Its just the human in us I guess.)For example people who dont have a significant other want one but when they have them they get tired...when you get money its never enough...I can jst keep going on and on but I would rather hear everyones opinion on the subject so please feel free to comment
The Musings Of Moongoddessmagick
I wonder, can you see The corrupt ache of insanity This world is filled with empty souls Who thought the cure was rock n roll Time has come and time has fled Can you stop that ache inside your head You cannot hide behind a myth Believing the lies won't justify this Preparation, connective clarity You know where you're supposed to be Walk that line now, balanced on a thread Open your own mind, get out of my head I wonder, can you see This world won't follow willingly The clock is ticking, time is wasting away Are you ready, your time is up today. -Jeanne 5/19/2008 The poem at the end was written by JMK on 10/25/2007 Reachelle listens to the nickname "Peanut" The last time the family saw Peanut, she was 3. This year Reachelle will be 6. No words can describe how the family still aches for their Peanut to be brought home. Peanut's family asks that if there is anyone who might think they saw her, know they saw her or anything, to please, come forward. Co
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"To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things that two people share, yet sometimes forget." "I do not give the gift of my submissive nature it is who i am...i just "choose" with whom to share all of it i cannot give a gift of myself as long as i am wanting something in return." a gift is given without want .... "I am I... and You are You... and neither of us are here to live up to the others expectations... But if we meet... Its beautiful..." " "People take different roads seeking forefillment and happiness. Just because they dont travel your road doesnt mean they've gotten lost" "Time is but an illusion the past is but a memory the future is but a dream so live time for now, not for then and let me walk into your dreams" To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things tha
Do You Know The Truth???
This is a FULL film on what is called a Zeit-Geitst (which means a control) I only stumbled on this film because I bought a book with the same title and the book has nothing to do with this movie. This movie is 2 hours long. It informs you on the truth about amarica and who really controls it. I know at the beginning it defrauds Christianity but thats just a base on how this thing started. If your a believer in the bible and would get afended at the idea that its made up I'm sorry but there a more important issue here. The amarican people are being led into a trap that is being pushed by the amarican people themselves. Please watch this whole movie and if you agree with it pass it on. We must overcome this before its too late. Remember watch the whole movie before you start to form your opinions on it. thank you. Zeit-geist full movie click here or if the link dont work incert this into your browser:
Fun Chat
My Causes
Believe Believe in yourself, Standing for what you believe in regardless of the odds against you and the pressure that tears at your resistance Means courage, Keep a smile on your face when inside you feel like dying for the sake of supporting others, means strength, Stopping at nothing and doing what's in your heart you know is right, means determination, Doing more then is expected to make anothers life a little more bearable without uttering a single complaint, means compassion, Helping a friend in need, no matter the time or effort to the best of your ability, means loyalty Giving more then you have and expecting nothing but gratitude in return, means selflessness, Holding your head high, And being the best that you know you can be, when life seems to fall apart at your feet and facing each difficulty with the confidence that time will bring you a better tomorrow. And never giving up means Believing in yourself... Multiple Sclerosis "The young woman listened politely. T
Dec. 7th
"Remember Pearl Harbor" "History in ev'ry century Records an act that lives forevermore. We'll recall, as into line we fall The thing that happened on Hawaii's shore Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we go to meet the foe Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we did the Alamo. We will always remember how they died for Liberty Let's remember Pearl Harbor And go on to victory. Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we go to meet the foe Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we did the Alamo. We will always remember How they died for Liberty Let's remember Pearl Harbor And go on to victory!" Written by Don Reid and Sammy Kaye Performed by Swing and Sway With Sammy Kaye Recorded December 17, 1941
From Tonight
something else lost in the swirling mists of the reality that crowds me dreams encroach on the waking world i go places, smell things, do things that cannot be the lonliness that precipitated the madness not as bad as you would think not all crying, not all fear, not all darkness there are moments dreams creeping in amongst the edges of the day fleeting thoughts of the curves that excite me minute glimpses of things that happened already the temptation of sights unseen the scent that lingers is lonesome, beckoning drawing you into the half remembered histories hot drunken moments, revelling in the heat under the seas of an emotion that has no name not lust, not love, not a thing like that, but a mid ground the caress of gentle wants, the fascination with another the currents of time pull me along tugging me further from the places i was before through the thoughts of another night wispy remains of a lust still clinging, clamoring for more remembered caresse
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air.
Ask Me...
I couldnt help but share this terriblly funny find. It would make a great gag gift, or over the hill gift or just a good gift from one smart ass to another. LOL Ballsy Bear says: "I've got a stiffy that just won't quit!" "Kiss my %$*@ing ass!" "I swear. She told me she was 18!" "Squeal like a pig!" "I got your warm and fuzzy right here!" "You know what they say, baby. The bigger the belly, the sweeter the juice!" "Whoa! Acid flashback!" "What part of f&#k off don't you understand?" "Squeal like a pig!" "Blow me!" ...and over 10 more lewd things! Bitchy Bear says: "Go f%$k yourself!" "My dog's got a bigger dick than that!" "Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow." "I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?" "Oh, eat sh#t!" "On your knees, boy!" "I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it." "F%$k off and die!" "I smell pussy-whipped!" "I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?" "Are you in yet?" ...and 11 more nasty
Ana A'ayesh
Well I woke up this morning And couldn't remember why I was waking up So I knew I was still high Then I heard the phone ring And started to get up But then thought about it and thats not my alarm clock.. So I laid back down Then I realised that was yesterday And I was deffinatly still high So I got out of bed and went to the bathroom Washed my face and neck I'd covered up a hickey Haha it's backkk LOL Then when I put clothes on later I noticed I have a finger shaped bruise on my hip Hmmmm I don't remember anything about that So I start recalling last night... Haha Last night was funny I got high Which is something I usualy don't do But they conviced me I had promised Lamont So fuck me, we got high Then I remember Reggetone playing loud And all the lights were off Kissing lips Kissing.. Then there talking.. And it's all so dark I just started laughing And he looked at me and smiled I'm pretty sure he did anyway I looked silly as hell laying there Before
Club Adrenaline
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Dj Shai's Hottiie Of The Day Hall Of Hotties!
Here he is hottie of the day winner for 12/28/2007!! GO SHOW HIM MAD LOVE!! A Plane In The Sunset With Nowhere To Land@ fubar The guy you wish you had at home to cuddle up and keep you warm at night. Help me level up fan, rate@ fubar Congrats to our first ever winner of Dj Shai's Hottie Of The Day Award! Go show him love and while you're at it...check us out too!!
Party In The Playpen
American Pie
American Pie
Im still trying to learn the words to aud lyne scyne before the advent of the New Year, Hoping that this year I might actually stay awake when the ball drops or the bottle of wine is opened whichever comes first. maybe this coming year I will be able to actually keep my resolutions, They being THAT I WILL MAKE NO RESOLUTIONS. Seems simple enough. Maybe I will find that that New Years resolution is Easy to keep. Im almost relieved that 2007 is nearly over, I look forward to 2008, hoping that it might prove to be a much better year. Even though 2007 wasn't all that bad.Anyway I wish all of you on FUBAR a wonderful New Year!!! Sometime within the last fifteen years, it seems that we have lost our minds. we've all gone crazy. Maybe its the air we breath or maybe its the food we eat. nyway we seem to have become a society of obese fruitcakes. Seems we can't even go shopping in a Mall for Christmas without getting our butts blown away by some duranged phsyco lunatick. Is nothing safe? Ne
Chaos In The Form Of Paradise
all i long to do is thrive all i long to do is live somwhere beyond this passive parasitic existance i call life i only want a sign something signifying that things will get better if i could only see that i'd change anything just to feel something if only i could burn all that i felt for you if only i could burn all that you meant to me i could maybe begin to heal maybe begin to feel hate love all these things i fought all there things strove to overcome maybe you're the last maybe you're the last that i will ever weep over bleed over dwell over i'm done i'm done with you i'm done crying over you i'm done abiding you i'm done enduring you needless to say i'm over you.... only you and i know our truths there is no jury for our reality
Sheet Music

WoooHoooo ...I got a letter to the editor published in the local fish wrap and bird cage liner......... Who's the man!! ROFLMAO!!!!! Ok, graphics posted on comments is cool, it may take a while for them all to load sometimes which can be a pain in the ass but I can handle that. Music and videos on comments on the other hand are a REAL PAIN IN MY ASS!!!! I hate crap "music" (most of y'all call it rap but it's really crap and I use the term music very loosely in reference to the crap) and I don't like scream/growl metal either,(it just shows a real total lack of talent!) Why should I be subjected to that shit?? If fubar is going to allow music and videos embedded in comments then they should give you an Account Setting that will turn the shit off without getting rid of the graphics in comments as Allow HTML to No will do!! I know, I know...whine, bitch, moan and groan!!! You know
Wow Thanks Hehehe
No really you shouldn't have....the 7 was too much the first time :P hehehe just having fun April ♥
All Want Leveled
Here's 2 that would like to level. All help would be appreciated. Thank you in advance. DJ LETTE NEEDS 3152 TO LEVEL Dj Lette Barbiiez playground owner♥P-Nasty Wifey/Wiccan Wifey@ fubar WESTCOASTRAVEN NEEDS 10,177 TO LEVEL WestCoastRaven@ fubar
Hello everyone. I have a few questions for you men out there. Yeah women you can answer them too cuz I sure would like to hear your opinions. Why can men never give straight answers to our questions? Why can they never be happy with what they have? Why do they always think everyone owes them everything?, when honestly we owe them nothing. When in all actuality men would not be here if it were not for women. Ya know men can not squeeze a baby head thru their little pee holes. What is the deal with them all thinking looks really freakin matter? Damn has no one ever heard the phrase beauty is in the eye of the beholder or beauty is only skin deep? Why do looks matter so damn much, I mean my god, we were not put on earth or born to judge everyone. Looks should only matter if you are looking at cattle like horses, pigs and such. Women are none of those!!!!!! We are not just pieces of meat ya'll can treat like shit!!!! Why is it that men can not be honest with women e
Whats Up With All Da Haters?
Rk_06@ fubar lets show him we dont like downraters!!
Take A Walk Outside Your Mind
If the one thing you had to live for was taken away from you, what would you have to die for? If we got in a fight, and I was gone tomorrow, would you wish you hadn't said those words you said to me today? When I lay my head down tonite, my thoughts will not ask me who has betrayed me or how the world has wronged me, I will be asked if I loved well, even when I felt I had no love left to give. When you woke up this morning, did you bless the people you loved, or did you curse the world for giving you another day? Did you shake the hand of your neighbor, or are you still in competition with eachother's possessions? Can you look up in the desert sky, and watch the land come alive, and still say you don't believe in magic? Do you put your faith in a God that you believe should be feared instead of a Father that lives inside you when you believe in yourself? I'm no fool, I'm not ignorant, but I would rather put my belief in the friendship of a stranger then to close myself off because of t
A Wonderful Day In The Nabior Hood
The house finally past inspection on the heating and only took 4 times to get it right. I think that it's mad shell on there now we are about a month behind so no moving in for x-mas. The contractors talking about maybe the end of next month.
My Birthday
So today I turn 32. I don't feel any different. In fact I still feel more like I'm 26 or 27. Perhaps it's because I'm young at heart. Just a big kid. I'm not sure what I'm going to do for my birthday other than go to work. I'll think of something.
For Me Please
hey i need a few girls for fun to come and have fun with us hey ppl my wife wants to win this please help me bomb her to win its only 15k comments
R.i.p Rapper Chad "pimp C" Butler
Text Here Dec. 4th 2007 age 33...R.I.P chad (pimp-c) butler of UGK 1974-2007... Rapper Chad "Pimp C" Butler, who along with hometown pal Bernard "Bun B" Freeman made up the chart-topping group UGK, was found dead Tuesday morning in a West Hollywood hotel room. Paramedics and officers responded to a 911 call placed from the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Boulevard and were directed to a room on the sixth floor. They found Butler lying on the bed, fully clothed. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said the call came in about 9:30 a.m. A spokesman for the county coroner said that it appears the 33-year-old "Dirty Money" purveyor died of natural causes. No drugs or related paraphernalia was found in the room and it didn't appear as if anyone had been in the room with Butler when he died. An autopsy will be performed and a full report, including the results of standard toxicology tests, should be ready in six to eight weeks. "We mourn the
Would You
About Me
Ok Heres The 411 On Me I Am 34 Yrs. Old , I`m Hispanic(French,Irish,Indian & Spanish), I Have Brown Hair , Brown Eyes, i`m 5Ft. 11 In. I`m Not Giving Out My Weight lol You`ll Just Have To Guess On That One lol I Work On My HomePages My Websites And I Like To Meet New People I Like Making New Friends Male And Female And If Any Of You Would Like To Be My Friend And Get To Know Me More Please Feel Free To Add Fan And Rate Me And Chat And Get To Know One Another I`m Hoping To Find That Special Woman Out There Whether It Be On Here Or In The Real World Being Single Is Fun At Times But Gets Very Lonely Most Of The Time
Level Me
You have a Seductive Bedroom Personality! You are all about the classic seductive style. You can get almost anyone to hop into bed with you based on your charm alone. You are incredible at reading people and know just how to give everyone you sleep with a unique experience. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at The shop bell rang and he looked up from his desk fifteen feet away. Even though he knew she was due at any moment, the sight of her framed in the doorway made his mouth drop open and his cock jump inside his trousers. Short dark hair, green eyes, freckled nose, partly opened smiling mouth, long slim neck dragging the eyes down to the simple chain and on to the vee shaped neckline of the black buttoned dress. She blindly reached behind her to close the door, not taking her eyes off his and he saw her body tremble as she paused, leaning on the door for a moment. Her tongue licked at her dry lips and her breathing quickened and even from fifteen feet away
Look At What My Friend Made Me!
Ok ya'll - I have been blessed by a Angel to have a friend like my friend -G- there is nobody like him! I tell ya - no one an shake a stick to him. So I am placing this in my blog for all of Fubar to see =) well, anyone who looks at my blogs anyway =)... So a huge Thank You to my viewers and my friend Catch & Release look at my gift for a lifetime! Don't be afraid to click on the pic-his work is amazing! Rate him ya'll!!! Hope you all enjoy it as much as I have! ~*~Angel Baby~*~
The Love That Never Died.
Once there lived a prince. Prince Andrew. He lived in the Kingdom of Ghettoville with his mother Queen Lillian and the evil King william the terable (and perverted) and his sister Princess Bethany. Prince ANdrew and his sister were close. they would do everything together. They would frollic in the flowers and and talk about everything. The most joy he had was when she would play with her friend Princess Colypsia. The young Prince would look out the window and watch as they plaied and laughed. One day Princess Bethany saw the young prince looking out the window watching Colypsia. SHe beconed to him She doth be of age and single. and they ran off. The next day Colypsia came over with Chaz the worrior and DRew his servent. Andrew decended the castle and beconed to her. "Mi' lady might we goi somewhere and talk without your Protecton?" "yes prince Andrew we shall" they sat on a waterfall and talked as the moon rose. The moonlight shon down on them and it gave Princess Colysia an Angelic g
this chick and i use the word losely is stealing pix and reposting them on her page keep an eye out for her bigdrawers@ fubar this cheap ass punk got me to add him then bailed on me What a Dick CASH@ fubar
Preamble Of My Soul
Moonlight Madness Stark Raving Lunatic Sadness Desperation turns to despair Dispicable Deserted Desolation Demons Dancing in Rhythmic Romantic Resolutions Spreeful Exuberance in the trickling Mental Anguish Hollering Howls of Hallucinogenic Revelations Revealing in the Resurrecting of another lost sorrowful soul Spacious Inequity of a broken heart Death "the end of life" Plummting Pluralisms Persecutions Punishing Penniless Taunts Tightless textile tunneling temptaions of temperament Howling Screams of mercilessness pierce the cool calm damp night Windows and Mirrors Crack and Break shattering to the abyssmal pit if hell Cool Calamity Prevails over the vast Horizon Screachless scoundrels of cocks and cunts mimic the pure pristineness of a parallel universe of pure pristine pandomimes of good Shocking Horrors Ravage the Earth Back away from the sinless spasms of mutant grotesqueness Inherit the night, The Dark, The Unknown, As limited as the eye can see, the lost myth
Who's Gonna Help This Time?
A Beautiful Story
The surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will
It's Me!
My Christmas Gift To You
This is somewhat embarrassing to admit, but since Im only working part-time, Christmas will be tight this year. In light of that, I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts so please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up sp
YO, just added some christmas stuff 2 my stash ..... CHECK IT OUT & enjoy On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My
Th Tr Lv!
If one day you feel like crying, call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for you but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if you call and there is no answer, come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk or how close you are and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. The day you were born, the whole world was blessed These thoughts in my mind to you I must confess The time has come for me to express my true feelings You are the cent
Come Vote For Me
Nsfw = Wtf???
OK, so I can understand why a pic may not be suitable for your main pic, but this NSFW is pure bullshit!!! First off if you are surfing the net at work then ya ain't working and ya boss ought to fire ya ass. Second, one of my pics got rated this I assume because it was a coupon for a free orgasm...give me a can see and hear worse than that on TV...such as the retarded anti-smoking commercial from whadafuxup...I mean any moron knows that stands for What The Fucks Up in the stupid way the kids talk now days. As far as I'm concerned everyone here SHOULD be an adult and IF there are kids surfing this site then their parents are to blame if they see something they shouldn't because they aren't paying very much attention to what their kids are doing. This is a major problem in this country now, too many people (I say people because if they let their kids run rampant then they damn sure ain't parents in any form or fashion) not being responsible for their kids much less
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How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." 4. Enjoy the simple things. Look around you: they are everywhere. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be alive while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Go to the malls, have an ice-cream cone, a cup
I am so bored, All I want to do is get to level 10 an start my lounge again.But it is taking for ever an 3 days. Please help me.
Hey Everybody, Christmas day I had to take my Dad to the ER and he has been the hospital since. He has a blocked bowl and it is looking like he is going to have to have surgery we will know definately late today or early tomorrow. I would appreciate if you would help me pray for his condition and the surgeons not to goof up. Thanks Have a great new year. Jenn This is my sister-in-law's father that went into the hospital. Please keep him in your prayers. Thanks, Marie TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:marieBirthday:4-7-71Birthplace:georgiaCurrent Location:arkansasEye Color:hazelHair Color:brownHeight:5'0"Right Handed or Left Handed:leftYour Heritage:whiteThe Shoes You Wore Today:work boots
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Bet U Can Lol
lt;div align='center'>Idiot Test ..See more like this on kontraband.comi'm also gonna be putting this on my profile
provided by: How To Be A PIMP Part 4 ALWAYS..... *Find ways to keep your women without kissing there ass. *Seek knowledge about the pimp game. *Be positive in everything you do,especially the pimp game. *Take care of the little things,and if the female is qualified make her take care of the big things. *Keep your mind on your money. *Live by the rules you set on your women. *Keep the pimp/bitch relationship well defined. *Be a puzzle to your women, that's a way you keep them. *Reemeber what you are, a pimp!!! *Remember, the only heaven for a pimp is the one filled with women and money. *Remember a pimp's wardrobe has to be neat and clean, his ride must be eye catching. A Playa only plays for so long, then he's played out. A Hustler only hustles for so long, then he's hustled out. A Whore only whores for son long, before shes whored out. A PIMP only pimps for so long and thats for life!!! From all the PIMPS I've known
My First
I sit with this riff in my head and a drink in my hand not worth drinking a note not sung nor a though not said nor worth thinking I sit and drink and think and stink cause showers are for not stinking girl grab that chest lest we invest in thoughts not worth thinking I sigh and take break! I love this time that I can't find crimes in rhymimg or that what's worth taking all these thoughts I lost and now costs so much more than their ranking think of me now, as an amount that's worth more than the taking I show up watch the games and see so much love, more produced in commercials than promoted in the love for love making that hasn't been yet a bite, I bite my lip in the hopes that it's all worthis worth this time it's been taking, this is all in hopes for a hope that the most exhausted and time consuming thought worth faking! Things are not going so well for me I think I need some advice
2008 Kawasaki Zx-10 Lap At Qutar!! Wicked!!
My Familys Greeting Card Cute!!!! please look
I've always wondered: How is it that the actor who plays House has an English accent in real life but they make him have an American accent on the show? WTF???
Old Videos Ive Made
People must think I'm a fucking idiot and can't see what's going on. I hate when people try and play me for a fool. Anyway, I actually got about 3 hrs of sleep today. I can't remember getting that much sleep all at once in the longest time. I should go get some sleeping pills from my doc, but last time I did that, they made me see shit. Is Ambien s'pose to do that?
Cum Vote For Me Plzzz
Poems =)
Missing you everytime you go away you take a piece of me with you. i miss you more and more everyday. i wish the next time you come home you'd come home to stay. theres nothing like knowing your here knowing your near. i wish tonight i could sleep with you by myside last month we been thru such a bumpy ride but we have proven we could beat anything. now just to see you would make all my dreams come true you mean the world to me this i can not deny no matter how hard i try. i love you with everything i have inside. i cant wait til we can finally make all our plans come true. until your back again i will be right here missing you i love you with all my heart!!! Alright well here is a poem i wrote n ima put in sum1s xmas card but i was wondering how it sounds n such..i jus hope bozo dont read it hahaha i was tired of hurting so tired of searching. i been let down so many times b4 then you came into my life. i didn't want ne thing that would grow stron
hey dumbshit , why would u think i'd be obsessed wit u? i only created another account since you blocked me you spineless tramp! and i had 2 get the word across 2 u. being that u had 2 start shit its obvious u can't finish it.ur name fits u well cause u really r twisted u skank!u obviously have things mixed up and u r so confused. besides u deserved 2 be downrated ROFL why did you rate me a 1 skank? then you block me? what a spineless twat! hey dumbshit u dont have any 1 obsessed over ur ugly ass remember? no 1 wants ur ugly ass and ur being paranoid, get over ur self ladie seriously,lol. i gotta say ur in2 sum sick crap! please , ladie u need serious help. u spineless tramp!i only created another account 2 get thru 2 ur sorry ass for a message since u blocked me like a gutless coward,. i think ur on the wrong chatsite, idiot, u should be in the bdsm freaks chatsite, ROFL seriously get a life, oh and good luck finding ur slave boy,ROFL SKANK!
Being Lonley
i am tired of being lonley. i wish i had a girlfriend to share all of my happy times with and to share all my sad times with. i want to find a woman who likes the samethings as i do. or one who would be willing to compromise and work togeather to accomplish great things with. i want a woman who will not cheat on me, one who will treat me right. a woman who loves attention. a woman who will give me attention and affection. one who shows compassion when i need it.
My Thoughts
I love you. Those are the words that open my thoughts, my heart, and my soul. Those are the words that fill my head, this book, and the hole That continued to grow with every mistake I made, every person that I lost Left me with a debt that my mind could not pay, so my heart had to pay the cost. Those are the words that are my gift, my nepenthe, and my pain. Those are the words that make me happy, make me crazy, and make me sane. I love you. Those are the words that open my thoughts to happiness and sorrow. The joy of being with you today and fear of losing you tomorrow. Those are the words that open my heart up to you To show you how I feel about everything you do. Those are the words that open my soul and everything inside. All the feelings that I have and all the pain that I hide. I love you. Those are the words that is my gift to you from me. To bring you lots of joy and make you very happy. Those are the words that are my nepenthe for past memories They bring my
so, I was thinking, I'd like this to be a nice christmas. all the past ones have been chaotic, with running around to see both sides of my family and whatnot, it's a headache. I just found out I'm going to the sandbox. And I would really like for this christmas to be filled with copious amounts of fun and cheer with family and friends. I never write blogs, but I needed to vent. I hope noone reads this, as I hate blogs, bloggers, blogging, joggers (because it sounds like bloggers), eggblogg (the delicious alcoholic treat, tainted by teenaged angst), lincoln blogs, bologna (because it's a few letters off and it's disgusting), and any other combinations of the letters B, L, O, and G. I'm terribly sorry to offend if your name happens to be bolg. nothing personal, kidd. I really hate when people can't say what they mean, or say one thing and do another. Be straight. Be honest. No matter how much the truth sucks, it's always less painful than avoidance. Just needed to get it off my chest
Love Poem
On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the land of our thoughts, Or maybe our hearts have learned lessons well taught. It is the stairway to heaven, this dreamland we seek... Hop
The Name Game
it was a good one too! it would have made it into the top mumms list...**cries** lol...its just ridiculous because it WASNT nsfw. here are the pictures that i posted on it : then the question was i look better in white or red fishnet. ugh...freakin gay anyways thanks to all of you who supported me by re-posting, and to alice for making my bulletin look fresh :) **muahs** oh yeah...11s to comments during happy hour :)
so here it is i just finished taking my exam for vet school tonight. i do it online very hard.out of 5 exams so far i have only missed 2 questions. im so excited about it and thought i would share my good news with everyone. well have a good one peeps.
I Miss You
It's been 2 years since my world crashed in, 2 years of every day missing and needing my husband. 2 years of forceing myself to get up and face the day, and thank god for my kids and now 7 grandkids, Cody 9 yrs, Sweet Jordan 7 yrs, happy Brooke 6 yrs, Fiesty Summer 3 yrs, Baby John 10 months who is named after you, And the twins Kayliegh and Hayden 6 months. I have made many mistakes over the last 2 years , and I have learned many things, But I try to remember the love we shared and the love I will always have for you until the day I join you, we had bad times , lord knows sometimes we wondered why we got married and why we stayed together. But the good times more than made up for all the pain ,anger and hurt that two people will always give to another person as they grow and learn. We laughed and loved, we grew together.We hurt when the other one was hurt, we went to battle when one was needed to protect the other, we stood together and back to back. We raised two g
The Howls Love
Rolling, flowing smooth black road trailing endlessly under the moon, a pitched shreek sailing along waves of cloudes. A brisk night, crisp taste sends lips licking red swollen lips. Black hair swaying side to side just enough to tickle her waist as she sways her hips slowly and suductively, arms reaching towards luna moon. Her wispers fast and rasping with gasps every so often. Her tiny cat like nose twitching as pesky pixies are fluttering all around her, pinching, prodding and poking her as she tries to call out darkness. peckish perskinskey pixies plodding angerling at her, then suddening a thunderously loud roar pours out a howl deafing the world around about. She breathes slowly and moves towards to the beast, as the pixies split buzzing away into the forrest pissed off at her. As she bends down to the beast as it growls at her. backing slowly away the beast stares at her intensely into her dark green eyes, seemed to have felt forever only it was in within moments that
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Am I A Good Guy Or A Bad Guy?
Am I a good guy or a bad guy? I always seem to run in the problem of people not being able to understand meat first I wasnt sure how to let people know what type of person I am, but the only problem is that Ive been called everything from the nicest guy in the world that any woman would love to have, to the biggest asshole God created and needs to send me to hell. Id like to think that I am a pretty nice guybut there are those moments that make me question that. I can get along with pretty much anyone, I dont start any shit (I really dont see the point, just to prove some kind of Cro-Magnon ego trip), lazy (which is mainly why I dont start shitit takes too much energy, fuck that, Imma lay down for a minute), got a big heart (which is why I get taken advantage of), introverted, quiet, love to laugh and joke around, Ive learned over the years to think before you speak so no one will misunderstand youstill working on it though, learned how to effectively deal with my tempe
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Just My Feelings
alright this is my biggest pet peave as it stands, yall fuckers that sit here and when someone messages you, you want to be content you say your bored, or perhaps your just on the rag who the fuck cares. but when growing up i dont know about most of you people but i was taught that if you have someone say hi you are nice enough to respond back with an im busy, or whatever but nooooooo. it would seem some people are too good for that shit. hmm if you are not in this category i apologize but if you are then your best bet is to 1.) learn to fucking respond when you are talked to 2.) stop saying your fucking bored 3.) keep it up and irritate the fuck outta me and i break your sanity... i try to be nice but i mean hell if your gonna provoke me into being an asshole then step the fuck up because i sent messages to many people in a days time and maybe if im lucky 1 out of every 16 fucking people will respond that means someone just doesnt care and thats not gonna be okay so im gonna end this
We Haven't Talked Much
You never know when your guardian angel will be there for you so I have to try. I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes
Kiss Me
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A man in Deerfield,Ohio spares no expense in an amazing light display for his neighbours. I love them lights on the yard deal :)
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I need 140,000
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any
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He's Reading! :)
My son, DJ, is 5 years old and in Kindergarten. He knows his ABC's and 123's and general things but I haven't been teaching him how to read yet. Of course I know they are doing some of that in school but I experienced a wonderful thing tonight. My son came home with 2 little books that they made in school. Each page consisted of 3 word sentences. I was cooking dinner and I happened to look over at him as he was at the table with his bookbag with his brother and his 2 cousins. He was showing them the books he had. I went back to cooking and heard him talking. I looked back over and my baby was READING the sentences to the other kids! Now I know that many wouldn't call this an accomplishment but I do because they labeled him developmentally delayed because he was tongue tied at birth and was speech delayed and still is kind of, so this is a moment in my history that I'm proud to acknowledge! I know it was only 3 word sentences but I didn't think he would be able to read until next year.
Question For You All
here lately ive been considering taking some time off from here for a few days or so and all that stuff. give things time to settle again and everything..... and give me more time to do the stuff that needs doing here at home.... so im taking it to here to let you all know and see what you all think
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Do You Hate Christians???
okay, here's what I believe in: ~ the Golden Rule ~ Kindness and Equality (to those who extend the same!) ~ Free Will (INCLUDING freedom of thought!) THESE are the tenets of the Christian faith, no matter how far the zealots have strayed from the basics. I dont think ANYONE has a problem with these few principles! In fact, these are what the liberals cry for each time they open their collective mouth!'s the part where people start to squirm, eventually leading to protest: ~ crime and punishments ~ nucleic family values ~ morality based upon decency (and the right to be offended by what we view as INdecent!) **** and here folks is the kicker>>>>>>> ~~ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES OF SIN!!!!!! but WAIT!!! isn't it logical that if we do-away with the definition of sin, then we can no longer be held accountable for it??? WHAT A CONCEPT!!!!!!!! My concept, plain and simple, is this: If there is nothing after this, and we do not set our
Back Again!
Because a good friend interceded and because I've never before quit anything in my life, I am going to return and see if things work themselve sout! Perhaps I jumped before I looked deep enough. I am willing to reexamine what I thought was a wrong doing and give this site another chance. I want to thank my friend for showing there are two sides to ever problem!
Older Men
True love is a sacred flame That burns eternally, And none can dim its special glow Or change its destiny. True love speaks in tender tones And hears with gentle ear, True love gives with open heart And true love conquers fear. True love makes no harsh demands It neither rules nor binds, And true love holds with gentle hands The hearts that it entwines.
Life 3
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is dealt you and give i
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Hurting A Child
NEVER shake a baby~Date: Dec 6, 2007 2:42 PMOn December 4, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do. At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off of life support because of irreversible brain damage she sustained from being shaken by a man Jessica knew and trusted.This is what Jessica said:"IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE
Philosophy I Guess
The Friendship of an Otter A Seneca Legend Once, in the fall of the year, a chief and six or eight families went on a hunting expedition. For many days they found no game. At last the chief, who had as a charm a fawn skin pouch, called the party to his brush house and told each person to take hold of the pouch and say what animal he would kill the next day. The first man said he would kill a bear. The chief's wife said she would kill a wild goose. As the pouch was passed from one to another, the chief's daughter told her husband not to touch it and when it came near she grasped his hand to keep him from doing so, but he pulled it away and taking hold of the pouch said, "Tomorrow, before daylight, I will kill two otters." At midnight he got up and went to where the river doubled nearly around and there he watched for otters. Soon he saw two and he killed both of them. He was hungry and, as it wasn't daylight, he cut open each otter and took out the heart. He roasted and
Read This
Would you love them till the day that you die? Would you tell them that you love them everyday? would you love them no matter what ? Would you give your happiness to see them happy? Would you tell them that all that you want for them is to be happy no matter what even if that is with another person? how would you act when you saw them with someone else? how would you feel? would you give amything to be back with them? would you wait for them to see if they feel the same? what would you as the reader feel if this was about you? if you want to you can reply to me about this
I'm alive and well after making it through Sunday's nights - Monday mornings hurricane force winds! We had winds clocked at 81 but here in Montesano it was definately higher. We lost half our roof and our house even rocked back and forth at one point which was pretty scary! We've been out and about and seen first hand the devistation in Grays Harbor County. We got power back last night but there are people still without tonite. My husbands work was destroyed by the storm too. It's going to be a tight Xmas this year for us! And prayers go out to our friends in Centralia and Chehalis who are flooded out of their homes and lost everything! We lucky in comparison!
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SGT. Edmund Jo hn Jeffer's last few words were some of the most touching, inspiring and most truthful words spoken since the tragedy of 9/11 - and since our nation went to war. SGT. Jeffers was a strong soldier and talented writer. He died in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was a loving husband, brother and son. His service was more than this country could ever grasp, but the least you can do for the man who sacrificed his life for you is listen to what he had to say. Listen up and pay attention. To all of the Cindy Sheehans and Al Frankens of the world. To MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS. To all who call themselves Americans. Hope Rides Alone by Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods. My nerves hardly rest; my hands are steady on a device t
What Now?
so i just said fuck it . if he cant answer and explain then not worth the time or anything ....there are those who do want me out there. the right one will come along. this blog goes to all but the school entry...if
First Of Many...
Well ever since I joined Fubar I have wondered what to put here - and I always came up with a blank but then I decided to just write down what was going on at the time I was writing so here goes... I have been off work for almost 5 days due to pulling a muscle in my back. Other than that things have pretty much gone slow. Yeah I know this is a small blog but they will get bigger in time. Thanks for your time
Sarah's Blog
Hello. I am a full time real time /Online and Phone Mistress/Madame/Dominatrix/Goddess and Princess. Whatever you might think of this just understand... I AM BETER THAN YOU. -you WILL worship and adore me. -you will do anything I tell you do, and thank me for wasteing my time on you. -you are just a miss-print. I am a princess. I am worth everything you have and much more. My wish will be your command. -you will go to great lengths to please me and will know you are such a loser for doing so-But you will love to do so anyway. I enjoy sessions with the following content: * Sissys/Feminization *Foot/Shoe/Boot worship *Female Supremacy *Age Play *Tiny pecker humiliation *Humiliation *Domination *Cuckolding *Fantasy Blackmail *Financial Domination *Objectification *Roleplay *Smoking Fetish I also sell to select client el My used/worn Items. Email for more info. If you wish to send me a tribute, Book a session or buy me something from my wish list email for de
Turd's Memoir's
u r n my every dream u r my fantasy u r my baby girl of whom i love whole heartedly i thank god for the chance to meet u cause it was instant love ever since i seen those eyes of blue ill never 4get the day i asked u to go out with me u said yes but we thought of the distance n if we could make this a reality well here we are its coming upon a year and we are still together even after those who tryed to interfere so never leave me and ill never u this is what they call destiny and baby u know this is true please tell your sister i did send what i promised and that i sent her an email and that ill keep my promise to send my twice monthly love notes i truly miss her 2 my baby you make me feel like i am on top of the world cause i am your turd and you are my baby girl im sorry i let him get to me but you should understand he brings out my negativity im just glad we are starting to make things right knowin that you love me meens ill sleep better at night
Me, Myself And I
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fas
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Rogue Rollergirls!
Everyone in Fayette-Nam without a thing to do is invited to see the Rogue Rollergirls take on River City Rollergirls from Virginia on Sunday, February 17th at 5 pm. Tickets can be bought at for $10.00 and they can be bought at the door for $12.00. This event will be at the Round-A-Bout skate center on Bragg Blvd. behind the Eutaw Village Shopping Center. Go to for more info. We are also on Myspace. Come out to see us kick some ass while wearing fishnets and skates, all while smiling pretty! Come out to the Crown Coliseum on Friday, January 11th and Saturday, January 12th (both nights at 7:30pm) to say HI to the Rogue Rollergirls! We will be selling beer during the hockey games! Part of the proceeds go to the Rogue's so buy a beer for your friends too! Anyone in the Fayetteville/Ft. Bragg area on Friday Dec. 14th is invited to come out to Coach's Sports Bar to meet and greet my team that I belong to; the Rogue Rollergirls! Hot chicks in skates a
What Is Love???
Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, And your voice caught within your chest? It isn't Love, it's Like. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right? It isn't Love, it's Lust. Are you proud, and eager to show them off? It isn't Love, it's Luck. Do you want them because you know they're there? It isn't Love, it's Loneliness. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? It isn't Love, it's Loyalty. Do you stay for their confessions of Love, because you don't want to hurt them? It isn't Love, it's Pity. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? It isn't Love, it's being Unconfident. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? It isn't Love, it's Infatuation. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? It isn't Love, it's Friendship. Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of? It isn't Love, it's a Lie. Are you willing to give all of your favorit
Ok its time for me to post another blog....I know I seem to make everyone cry when I post these...I will try not to get to bad...As we approach Christmas and we have gone thur thanksgiving we think about all the people that are not with us...Are service men and women and the passed on...I am thankful that I have the people in my life that I do and I miss the ones that are gone and not with us...New's Years Eve is the hardest for me because I spent Charlie's last new years eve wiuth him in Lathrop playing card games and drinking and just laughing and having a good time...Mattchew we deffinetly wish that you were her to be with your friends and Family and celebrating a new year with us..I know that I miss you very much and Can't wait till you get home...We are thankful for what all of you sevice men and women do for us to keep us safe and alive..And may all the people that have passed on May you rest in peace and know that some day we will see you again...All og you are always in my hear
Hello Ladies
Don't remember where I found this. Enjoy. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie!, Movie!? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them? Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip? Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? Do fish get cramps when they swim after eating? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Do one-legged ducks swim in circles? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a l
Buy Me A Drink!
Will someone please buy me a drink? I am dry!! While you are at it...tell me how to work this fubar! Thank you!!
Can Someone Tell Me Why??
Ok now ive been on fubar a lil while and I do happen to read profiles and Ive noticed that alot of the women on fubar have a few NSFW folders but they make them private to everyone and then on their page will say dont ask to see my NSFW folder...question I want to ask is why the hell do you have that folder there if you dont want people to see it or ask to see it??? Attention whores perhaps??? My other question is why mention that you have msn and yahoo and a cam on your page then say you wont give the names out if you do not wish to be on them with your fubar pals??? Another attempt at attention whoring perhaps?? anyone who has these answers feel free to let me in on the secret
The Holidays Are Here , Let The Fun Begin .
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins......
Stress is a part of life of course, we all know this. But why allow it to control your life? Do you not know that only YOU can control who or what you allow into your life? You can be the most caring loving person in the world but why allow a stressful person or thing to control your happiness? Is it that hard for you to say no to something? Why must you be everyone else's therapist? I've given the advice that I can and now it's time to focus on me. I have 3 weeks to figure out what to do before I'm deep up shit's river screwed up to the world, so you deal with you and I'll do me. I am always a friend but if you gonna continue to let people run YOUR life then that's on YOU!
i guess nobody wants to talk to me cause i im email people and they never respond. oh well i guess.
Country Boy Journals
After further debating... I have decided to totally get rid of fubar all together... So come tomorrow morning... This account will be gone... If you wanted to say good-bye to me before I do so... speak now or forever hold your piece... If you wanna add me to your myspace... Go ahead... and the email is Its been over a year since I joined this site... I have met alot of great people and gained alot of close friends... But as of Saturday Dec 15th, 2007; I will be either deleting my Fubar account or taking a "LONG LEAVE" from it... Those that I am close to know how to find me... It been fun being here but I gotta go take care of what is more important... Later yall... Ever since I got back to Florida, the biggest question I've been asked is... What now?!?... Well in this blog I wil tell you what's next in my life... The biggest thing is find a job... I have two different jobs I am looking at... and it depends whats the bett
Crazy Ramblings
I posted this on another site once and got good reviews.. Figured I would try it out on the Fubar crowd.******************************************** 1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who? Who says someone has to die?? maybe i just have an ouchie and need some peroixide or anti biotic ointment.. sheesh 2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be? i spose i would be ok with it since i dont drink that often, but it would make going out and having parties less fun 3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one. Which one will it be? Only 1??? are you kidding me? umm I spose i would eeeny meeeny miney mo and take the one mo landed on 4. Do you believe world peace is possible? as angry as us humans get are ya nuts? 5. I'm a genie. Name your wish. hmm Im gonna name my wish... umm Carons Wish!!! lol 6. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you off? missing teeth, i dont want no hillbill
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Game Problems
You say you are not trying to single out Christians and this what most people say right b4 we take a swift kick to the ass, 'because other religions haven't looked down on others or discriminated against others' (dripping sarcasm of course)not like the Aztecs maybe or the Ancient Egyptians or maybe even some of the other pantheons Greeks, Romans, no we cant pick on them why because their religions don't exist any more for the most part, and we as Christians grin and bear it, you know, if some one is Islamic/Muslim and they commit a act of violence in the name of their religion, they are considered radicals or an isolated faction, but if some group out in who knows where kills some one in the name of Christianity then we are all to blame, when some one tells me they are Pagan, Buddhist, Taoist, or other wise spiritual I am curious I want to know more I want to engage in conversation , how ever the moment I mention I am Christian the look of distaste or look of knowing like they know al
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Random Ramblings.
i like studying people. i like to sit around coffee shops and airports and stand in random lines just to watch. there are amazing things that you can deduce about random people when you see them stand in a five minute line at a coffee shop or airport. you can see who feels privileged...looking like everyone around them owes them something...wondering why they even have to stand in line...then there are the people who couldn't care less how long they stand in line because they know that inevitably they always get to where they are going...these are the people who know that its not the destination, its the journey. these people are so much easier to read, because they always have that slight twinkle and small curve of their mouth. the all knowing smirk. i don't really have anything that i was trying to accomplish with this blog. just random thoughts at 2:30am when i can't sleep. relevant or not...i feel slightly apprehensive about what is to come and be...almost scared to think...i need
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never kn
Sad And Unfair
December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE.... SO I DID WAT WAS RI
Trying To Ride
Seeking balance I stand tall But feel awkward and askew I propel myself gracelessly Like some limping beast A little momentum and I stall The motion nonintuitive, new Wishing I could move effortlessly Or with some control at least Half dragging, sliding, shuffling The wind buffets against me, assails me Cold powder swirls like a dervish I squint my eyes, half snowblind I pull my scarf up, muffling Blocking the wind as it wails at me I cant help but feel a bit nervous Gliding along, one foot in a bind A directionless monopod, I sidewind along In spite of myself I make my way With a jolt I ascend the hill Hoping I can get off the belt I reach the top after not too long And scuttle out of the way Catch a bit of icetoo cold to melt I gather all my will I buckle in my right boot And rachet the bindings tight And now with both feet I am bound Locked to the board Slightly forward I scoot And struggle to
Lsu Christmas
I was laughing so hard Twenty four days before Christmas, in a state in the south, Les Miles was pissed as he opened his mouth.Miles to Michigan, was reported as fact. To which Miles responded, Herbie you dont know jack! The Tigers had suffered a gut wrenching loss, At the hands of McFadden and the rest of the hogs. And Bo in his sweatshirt, and Miles in his Hat. Were determined to prove they were better than that! When the Tennessee Vols ran out on the field, There were ruckus applause from the mentally ill. Still in the locker room, Les told his team, This season aint over. We still have a dream. The hurt throwing arm of QB Matt Flynn Meant Ryan was the man they put their faith in. Then the fans all heard, what Les said in the Dome. I aint goin anywhere. Im happy. Im Home! The fans were still thinking This might be a trick.til someone pointed out Hey, this guy aint Nick! The Hat took the field for this championship game, And he brought all
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
I was wondering what the deal was with some guys. I like to think I am a nice person as a whole. Since becoming a member of FUBAR, I have seen the ugly side of a few guys. As my friends on here know, I like to have people that want to be on my friends list have a profile that is filled out. When I get a friends request, the first thing I do is look at that persons profile. If they have it filled out, I grant the request. However if they didn't care to take the time to fill one out, I deny them.By that, I mean having a few pictures and some kind of narrative written , just to give it a more personal touch. I think that is reasonable. I am not on FUBAR to make points for having the most friends. I am after quality NOT quantity when it comes to friends. In denying some guys, I have been subjected to some mean , spiteful and cruel comments. One did this and then blocked me before I could answer him. Wow, what a real man he was. Others resort to name calling. Now why, I ask, would I ever wa
i fell in love with my husband after only a couple of days. i asked him to marry me and we got married dec 13 2006. only three weeks after we started dating. it will be a year this thurday and to all those people that said we wouldnt make it well we are and will be together forever
So a very great and wonderful guy told me about this site and i finally gave in and checked it out. Thus far, i am impressed. Haven't met alot of people yet but every one seems really friendly lol. I guess i'll say a little about myself. I'm 19 yrs. old, married (in an open relationship), bisexual, and looking for fun. I live life like there is no tomarrow and with no regrets. If anyone is looking for a relationship... don't look here. Unless you're a woman. lol. I love women. Also, i am a mommy of one handsome little boy and he always comes first in my life. Well, i guess that is all for now. If i think of anything else i wanna throw in there then i'll add it some other time. Later all. Jess
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Whats Up
Has your kids ever said something to you that really made you sit back and think about where your life is heading? My son came up to me and out of the blue said something that made me think just that. I know that they say kids no more than what we think they do. I found out that was so true. My son is only 8 year old and sometimes he reminds me that I am still alive lol. Both of my boys are really good kids. They surprise me sometimes by the things they say and how they act. Ok this is my last blog for today lol. Hey everyone Just thought I would get this blog thing going lol. Anyway Not much been going on here in the boring state of Indiana. They are talking about more snow tonight and to be honest I hate the snow. well I really do not know what more to put down on here so I will just end it here.
Who Wants To Rub My Head
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For All That Is Wondering
Well she will be fine,Doc says its just a really bad boo She will be ok in a few days,her knee is swollen and bruised bad...Im so glad it was nothing serious Thank you so much for your concerns huggssss My daughter fell on her knee in athletics today...its looking worse then I thought so I am on my way to take her to ER ....wish us luck...I hate the wait alone is enough to make you ill I will fill you in when I get back Huggsssss
Insecurity Abounds
What is the point of a woman blocking another woman from her page? I have no interest in your page whatsoever but to rate you. Especially if I have never been to your page...are you that insecure in yourself that you feel the need to block me because I am on a mutual friends page? Or is it you are hiding something that I could probably care less about cause who are you to me? No one...that's who. Fubar is a small world so I'm sorry that we have a mutual friend (who by the way I'm not even on his friends list so I cna't leave him comments anyhow) but what is it with me? Do I intimidate you that much? I am no one and am not a threat so please don't flatter yourself by having to come to my page and block me. I am not coming to your
Howdy Ya
howdy ya
How Was Dinner?
how was dinner?
What Ya Doing Tonight
what ya doing tonight?
I have started seeing someone and that's the reason my NSFW pics are gone. If things don't work out for us I will NOT be reposting them. He is very important to me and I'm not doing anything to screw it up! so with that being said If your only my friend to see my pics then i guess you weren't much of a friend to begin with. And if you want to remove me go right ahead. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it! Thanks for taking the time to read this....Happy Holidays!!
Aren't You Tired?
Aren't you tired of the games being played on here and in life? I mean how many ways, how many times must someone tell you how they feel in order for one to realize? How many ways can someone show you their friendship? How many languages must I love you be said for one to understand? Aren't we all adults on here? So why do many 30-something year olds act like this is high school? What is the deal? Aren't you tired of it? When are you going to open your eyes and follow your morals and your heart and know a true friendship when you see one?
Today's Haiku
Absinthe, oh Absinthe... The Green Fairy did not show. Was lots of fun though! :) Fuck it, there's no words. They aren't saying what I want. Speechless little Minx. Edible panties From my sweet Wicked Lil Girl Bring a needed smile! (Thank you babydoll!)
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My Blog
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The Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir
i can't resist nor refuse the thrill of lust you bring me the contradictions taking me down down to the darker side of me the insecurity is my fear to loose a part of me a pray of courage reaching my mind forgive me for my sins get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you the feeling of loosing control to do what you desire trembling from the shame you bring you wanna make me beg for more touch me, fill me do what you please you're in control of me the only things i hate to love my god of pleasure get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you a higher level of you get down... get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you A higher level of you... And when life seems to be complet
Slave Masters_diamond
I have just looked at another slaves blog and was very impressed because she is right. We as slaves do not have to defend ourselves to others who don't nderstand.I too am a slave and am very proud of it.I am not ashamed of saying who I am and what I am.I love pleasing and serving my Master.Which I have to say that I have had to find me another Master for which I have found one. If there is anyone on here that doesn't like who I am or what I am thats ok.I respect those who are Masters and slaves and anyone else who may be in the BDSM lifestyle.I am not afraid to talk about it if someone wishes to know.but I don't go around and tell it.I am proud of who I am.A slave is who and what I am.If there are any slaves who with their Masters permission would let them speak to me that would be great.Anyone who would like to be a friend I welcome that.I love the lifestyle that i'm in and will never leave it.I am happy in it. slaveMasters_diamond Hi I had a Master with w
SECURITY“It is a most natural desire of the human soul to seek for happiness and comfort. Man desires principles to guide his life, and he wishes for a moral standard to regulate the life of the community. He wishes for a balance of activity and repose; he desires union with the one whom he loves; he wishes for security of all that belongs to him, a settled reciprocity, a fixed give-and-take, and all things which bring about happiness and peace at home and in the nation.” Hazrat Inayat Khan“Authority prevents the understanding of oneself, does it not? Under the shelter of an authority, a guide, you may have temporarily a sense of security, a sense of well-being, but that is not the understanding of the total process of oneself. Authority in its very nature prevents the full awareness of oneself and therefore ultimately destroys freedom; in freedom alone can there be creativeness. There can be creativeness only through self-knowledge. “ Jiddu Krishnamurti"The wo
Merry Christmas To Our Troop's
Life Ain't Fair...then U Die.
Freakin' Life...
When is a friendship truely over? I sit here and wonder that sometimes. I have a friend who we used to be closer than sisters. Whatever went wrong in my life, she would be there for me, and vice versa. Ever since I have been with my husband (the past 7 years) weve been at odds off and on again. I ran back into her and we became good friends again. But as soon as my husband is around, she finds excuses for why she can't hang with me. She promises time and time again for us to hang out just the two of us. But then she brings along another person or friend, and I can never have a heart to heart with her. I honestly don't know what to think anymore. Does she not want to be my friend anymore, or is it she dislikes my husband, and feels uncomfortable around him? And if she does dislike him, he's my husband, and wether or not he's a dick at times, I still love him, and I still believe in our wedding vows! Is it time for me to end this friendship, or should I just chalk it up to we don't see e
Emma Louise
Hey me a huge favor....keep my granddaughter in your prayers... Emma will be three dec 29, yesterday she fell on some juice her sister spilt...and has a broken leg. The break is on her femur above the knee, shs gonna be in a body cast from her little chest, full on the broken leg and partial on the good leg. Shes gonna need a special chair and car seat. She is a VERY entergetic child so this not being able to go is gonna be hard for her....and mom who is ecpecting in May 08 and little sister who is used to playing with her....sigh. There's gonna be lots of patience tried. So I would greatly apperciate any and all prayers for my baby. Thanks!!!!
I have got a christmas tree on my page. All my friends can leave me gifts. I want to see just how many have the Christmas spirit or are you a scrooge?
Well its the season for dreidels and gelt. So yeah while they are in the gift shop, get me a damn dreidel. And also since I am your average jew give me your fubucks lol. Well I am also sorry I haven't been around Fubar much lately but I been working my ass off and I am trying to catch up on bills and ect so yeah I haven't forgotten about anyone.
Friend In Need
Time for friends and family to come together to help a good friend of mine and fubar. Tigg the owner of KOPE had his acct. and lounge deleted this morning, He needs to get to lvl 10 fast to re-open a new lounge. His new id is darktigg. Lets get hime leveled fast. Ty for all the help my friends.
Real Poetry From The Heart
Yeah, my man said he wanted somethin real.. Somethin he could recognize, somethin he could feel.. Baby girl said she was in the mood for somethin real.. Somethin that could make her move Somethin she could feel.. Lusssst... sometimes can override trusssst Maybe that's why she gave it up My man said blood spilled out of everything he touchhhhed He crushed everything he touched. Ruined everything he loved, all because he rushhhhhed Blamed it on the times bein rough Doin dirt, with the devil, chasin after the dusssst Make a fussss, if it's them, but we hushhh, if it's us That's why, my momma said she wanted somethin REAL.. Somethin she could be proud of, somethin she could FEEL.. She said they so used to not havin nuttin real.. That they don't know how to act They don't know how to feel.. Lifffffe... ain't meant to come around twice Yeah, that's why I gotta get it right They said I got it honest now I gotta give it LIFE But sleep on it, that's why God g
My Salute
i made a salute
What Are You Talented In?
Deleting Friends? Gimme A Fucking Break!
You know, everytime I spend time on this site, I see things that seriously make me laugh. This site is a bit more intuitive than alot of other sites, namely Myspace, Facebook or some other social site, because this site is virtually running everything that people do in real time. So it's easy to see how people make moves on this site...also revealing people's personalities to a large degree. The first thing I notice is too many people lay their feelings on the line on websites hoping to accomplish some sort of either feedback, response, or trigger feelings in people they are intending to read what they post. For example, people always talk about keeping it real before you add them, read their profiles, this that and the other...well, when you do, they begin to talk to the person who kept it real...ONLY to catch feelings! Then when the person stops talking to them, no fault of that person, just the nature of websites being cyclical in nature, this person sits behind a computer
Okay so i met this guy n here,nascar19712003,his name is matt and hes 36.well as u all know im only 21.The words he said to me decided i would take the chance.Boy was that a mistake. I live in St.Louis missouri and he lives in Bloomington,illnois,about 200 miles and 3 hours apart.Well i took my 70$ paycheck and went up there.Drove all the way up there and surpirsed him.Anyways i got there,everything was cool.He kept telling me he loved me,wanted to marry me and have kids with me.he even cried after he said we "made love" what a load of shit!Anyways next day i go home,and we get on here and he says he doesnt think its going to work out then just starts raggin on me! why do men lie?I swear his dick was only about 4 inches long HARD!When it was soft it went back inside itself i am not even playing.So yeah im looking for a REAL MAN not theses fucking lil boys!
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Night Before X-mas
'Twas The Night Before Sexmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and geez, it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I am in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Eit
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20 Reasons To Date A Cowgirl
20 Reasons to date a Cowgirl! 20 - We can mount with ease 19 - We can go the distance 18 - We have good hip control 17 - We know how fast or slow to go 16 - We can ride in many different positions 15 - We are used to something between our legs 14 - We can always hit the right spot 13 - We are used to a bouncy ride 12 - When we fall, we get right back on and ride harder 11 - We like it dirty 10 - We'll ride for hours 9 - We'll use whips 8 - We love to try new things 7 - We are good with our hands 6 - We get a lot of practice 5 - We know what were doing 4 - We do it in lots of places 3 - We're always on top 2 - We get off easily 1 - We have lots of stamina ~*Cowgirl Up, dust yourself off, get back in the saddle give it one more try, sweat n blood it takes all ya got cause the road to heaven is a hell of a ride, tuff get goin when the goin gets ruff, cause u know u gotta COWGIRL UP!!!
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son w alked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself an
The Eyes
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I believe the eyes are the windows to the true inner being of the heart. The heart is the core of any human being. It holds everything that person is made up of. The love, the hate, the deceit, the passion, the honesty, the integrity. When you want the truth out of someone, look into their eyes and it will tell all. A person can not control what their heart feels and the eyes never lie. THe eyes will show if the person is lying or truthful, if the person is being heartfelt or not. The next time you want to know how your loved one really feels about you, don't say a word...look into their eyes and just let your heart speak. If that passion is not burning in your heart to just grab the person in front of you that you are looking in their eyes, then something is wrong. That's how you know true love when it's there. They say a kiss is used when words are no longer needed. Words are not needed to know how one really feels. You should be able to
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - A Naughty Joke
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every fin
New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
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Please feel free to rate and I would love it if you left any comments... good, bad or indifferent Cheers. Enjoy........ OOOOOOPPPPPS Guess I made myself out to be more than I am. I'm a durty Irish comedain who shouldn't even be on Fubar. If you want to see the show and have a spare 10 minutes leave a comment and I will send the GEO show your way. I hope it makes you laugh. See you soon. g! PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED ONE OF TTHE GREATEST IRISH TRADITIONAL BANDS OF ALL TIME FEATURING THE BRILLLIANT MR. BARNEY MCKENA SINGING ONE OF THE GRATEST IRISH LOVE SONGS OF ALL TIME. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT TO LET ME KNOW YOU LISTENED I GIVE YOU THE DUBLINERS, ENJOY....................
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Time Away :(
Well friends, my mom fell down and broke her foot and ankle today, and is surgery. I am about to hop on a bus sunday night to Indiana to be with her for 6 to 8 weeks. So what I am saying I may not be on often, hope you all can forgive me. I will try to reply while I am away, if not sorry. Will miss you all, Muah!! Roxy
Betheny....a True Epiphany
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Feeling Worthless
I don't think I have stopped much this week. I have been on the go. I guess it is that time of year? I got my computer files all saved and added to the new computer. I never turned off my old computer last night because I know that when I do, it won't turn on again! My new computer is so fast! When I added the pics on the new one from the flash drive, it only took a few seconds! damn! ZIPPY I went and got my hair colored and a tiny bit but. I have been growing it out and don't want anything cut off the length. I wanted to just dye my hair black but my hair beautician freaked out and didn't want to just do black. LOL So I picked an almost black color for the base and a red highlight. I put pictures up so you could see but the flash made my hair look lighter than it is! It is dark. I love the color and so did everyone else there. It is really pretty. I also took pics of my car and posted them on here. The car is dark gray, called Alloy and the inside is black lea
Can't All Be
Just had to say that not everybody can be a 10...hell i know i'm not a 10 but that's ok. Lets just try not to get pissy when you don't become a 10
The College Life
Greenpeace Issues Toxic Sex Toy Warning by Lester Haines The Register Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the "Spectra Gel Anal Plug" or the "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica. The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain "extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment". Phthalates are oil-derived plasticisers commonly used to soften PVC. Research centre TNO examined eight sex toys at Greenpeace's behest, "including dildos, vibrators and butt plugs". It discovered that seve
Burning Desire
Beating hearts race, Undulating in Rhythmic unison; Needing to impart the Inescapable embrace. Nearer and nearer; Grasping in Darkened silence. Each gentle touch Seems dearer and dearer; In love, so tenderly, Repeating Eternally.
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For My Special Girl
One night I heard a baby cry, and tears began to fall. After all this time - it had been so long He finally got his call. In this little baby's eyes eternity was seen. He had a mission stated clear - on him the world would lean. His burden was a heavy one; not all the world would see. The paths He chose - the way He lived - this was His destiny. To bring to Earth the Gospel Plan Our salvation was His goal. His example was the very best. He loved with all His soul. As unconditional as one could find no matter what the cost. He came to Earth that we may see, existence was not lost. In the garden He suffered for our every sin - He bled from every pore. He opened the doors of Heaven up - It's He who let us in. So remember you, this Christmas morn, It's neither lights, nor gifts, nor food. Remember years before your birth the baby who was born.
I took soup to work to eat for lunch.. and grabbed a package of crackers off the fridge to eat with it. I usually use so many crackers it soaks up all the juice. So around noon I heated up my soup and took half the crackers crunched them into my soup and proceeded to eat. Well I got pretty much done eating the soup and was thinking.. what is that nasty smell.. now I work in a foundry, but its in a air controlled part.. so I kept thinking maybe its just foundry smell.. well it wasn't.. I picked up a cracker from the package and smelled it.. EWWW rancid.. I ate rancid crackers.. and proceeded to get sick to my stomach.. by the time I got home my tummy was gurgling .. BLAH!! On another note.. hubby & I were about to lay down to nap when he recieved a phone call.. and he got a bit irritated.. by the time he got off the phone he was PISSED .. it was one of his friends that does paper routes (for a living mind you)*rolls eyes* wanting him to help him do the routes because he was so far
Ready To Fall
You can live your whole life asleep, Accepting the compartment, mirroring the stereotype. It's easy and comforting and meaningless to be taken, locked in by their love. But desire is awake now in me; My eyes are open. Hope, with teeth as sharp as memory gnaws at my soul; And passion, clear as starlight, real as dreams, coaxes me out of the box. I want to walk on wet grass with naked feet, and chase morning from pole to pole. If I go, will you follow? I'm afraid to be alone. Love in the dark always means more. Catch me. I'm ready to fall.
Sorry In Advanced, My Mind Wanders
Ok...for all my friends, I am having roommate problems, I wont bore you with the details...suffice it to say I am moving the end of this week. I don't know when I will have internet back up, hopefully soon. I will miss all my friends, and fans....See you all soon!!! I hate Missouri winters, I hate snow, I hate ice...I hate everything about December!!!! Did I mention I HATE SNOW...AND ICE TO!!!!!
I Desire You
I feel you, oh how I feel you, so close though you're so far away your touch your mind your body... your soul next to me, beside me... with me Your touching me, mesmerizing me with your eyes filling me with your touch melting me with your sensuous kiss I taste your kiss, all day long, though I have yet to actually taste it I imagine, fantasize about you and my desire, my fantasies... my needs There's so much I desire - to be with you in every way possible... next to you, beside you, with you... touching you I desire you...
Me, Myself And I
This Is My Last Time On Fubar For A While
this is my last time on fubar for a while i need a break from this I am Graduating soon Plus i have a business to run for those who truely know who i am and what i am about they know where to reach me and for those who still want to reach me you can do on Yahoo or MSN hit me up Nyck404 I just need a break. This is an Alternative to deleting my account. which I worked hard to rank up in i just need to focus on other things in my life. I appreciate all my friends and love the comments that are left. Thank you very much and god bless..
To Taste You
I want to taste you, leisurely like a tantalizing cluster of grapes uncovering the pulp of your secrets absorbing you like a good book read on the patio on a sunday afternoon savoring the unique salty sweetness of each drop of juice on my tongue after the skin of your reserve is broken I want to breathe you in, exhaling slowly the fragrance of your cologne and the scent of sunshine in your hair amid that manly smell of sweat and musk that draws me to taste you, with abandon like a prisoner starved on molded bread invited to a grand feast of rare delicacies and the finest wine... I want to taste you devour you like a starving lioness who has endured six months of famine and thirsted too long for springs of love in times of uninterrupted drought needing to renew her strength I want taste you on my lips, my tongue relish your flavor deep in my heart until you are assimilated into my soul
Hey You
My Longing
Longing for you, I call out Your name erupts from my throat Welling, as if from a fountain So deep Within me. Your memory, Distant, it seems Yet, still fresh And vibrant It teaches me, informs me, That I miss you. With all that I have And all that I am, I call out for you For it is you That makes me whole. My mind commands my voice As I call your name
New Here!
Hey all, Thanks to my great friend Jimi I decided to join fubar! So yes I'm new here! Seems like fun! Feel free to add/chat to me etc- Love to hear from you all! I'm 22 years old. I live In SC, I just moved here. I am originally from The UK England Baby wohooo! I am a professional Fetish/alt model. I Love music, Tattoos, having fun and being crazy. Come say Hi!
I know there is a saying you have to go through the bad to get to the good. I am stressed because there are alot of things you look for in a man and when you find that one you want to be with you hold yourself back. You can't allow your feelings to let go that much because of all the bad ones you have had. You question if he is committed to you or is he running game with you. Why do let the past hound us in new realtionships. We wonder if that someone new is going to do us like the others did. True love is so very hard to find. That person that going to go through it with you, thick or thin. You will be the apple of that person's eyes. The person that you can't picture life without. That's true love. The kinda love that makes you feel yal are the only two in that point in time. The kinda love that you don't have to say how you feel, it's all in your eyes and the way yal look at each other. LOVE!!!! My heart was broken today. Have you ever loved someone enough to let them go because if
to all my friends, sorry for not being on or helping rate all of you.U see i have been dealing with a lot lately.Ok here goes I found out i have cancer so i have been going thru radiation for a bout 3 weeks and it makes me really tired and ill so i apologize to all of you now.. but the good thing is i had an ultra sound tuesday and the tumer is shrinking just a little but its a start. i have 3 really great friends that have been with me from the start of this i never would have made it this far without them cheering me on and just being supportive. So to all of you i love you with all my heart.and thank you for being there for me.and especially bill i will always watch your back like u have mine.I love you baby
What To Do?
What is one to do when a friend pushes another away? You know your friend needs you just to be there but she/he won't allow you to be and instead relies on others who could give a shit less about them. You know your heart is true and you can't just walk away from her/him. That person has been there for you numerous times so why would you walk away? What is one to do? Do you keep pushing back until they finally let you back in or do you just keep your distance and wait until that person gets hurt once again and finally realizes that they need you to cry on again?
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Forbidden Sweets: (Original Halloween subtitle, a treat for all of you). =========== CAVEAT: Legal Disclaimer ============= I think it's really rather innocent, but I've labelled it NSFW just so nobody beats the hell out of me like somebody did earlier today. Any similarity to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intended to be a representation of any reality with which any reader should be familiar, so read carefully and don't blame me for where your mind takes the beginning of the story. =========== End of legalese, beginning of story == I couldn't believe these lazy bums who would show up on campus from privileged homes and just expect everybody to just bow to them and wait for opportunities to roll into their laps. I knew it wouldn't be long until their money was jingling in my pocket, because I just loved to get an early morning class while they were still in bed so that I could be out at the break to get into every box between there and the
Dreams Do Come True
Deep inside my soul is aching Longing for your touch Inside my chest my heart is breaking I'm missing you so much You just don't know how much I love you How much I really care My feelings are strong and oh so true This kind of love is rare A life without you is not complete I'm so empty inside I long for the day we will be together And no longer have to hide.
Somewhere in the cold dark night I'm longing to hold you..,. Somwhere in the cold wide starry night I'm longing you feel the same way too...Have'nt you'd seen the happiness you'd bring? Open your eyes wide and you'll gonna find out; I think of you once... twice...thrice,..hmm... I think of you a million times
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, fla
Long Journey
Today, I have set my soul free. My soul has awaken me, from a long journey of emotions that i can't bear anymore. Today, I found myself looking into that crystal ball of dreams and hopes that have been shattered so long ago. I asked myself why have i allowed you to hurt me for so long, in so many ways that you could never see or feel the suffering that my soul has felt. I thought I was strong enough to change you but the only person I was changing was myself I thank you for this long journey because you made me stronger to accept that is time to let you go and to accept that things will never changes I finally see that after this long journey
I Will Love Again
Your name creeps into my thoughts, I close my eyes and see your face, Melodies of love flow into my ears, At impulse, I reach out to touch you. Like a virtual image you disappear, Losing this moment tears my heart apart, I can only see you in my dreams, How I long to touch you in reality....
For My Fu-friends (12)
The following is for all my friends here at FU that have supported and commented my writings in the past. hope you all enjoy, leave me love and comments to let me know. -------------------------------------------------- After all the time weve known each other through FUBAR, we finally decide its time to meet. I book a flight to your home town and catch a cab to the hotel we have agreed to use for our first encounter. Prior to leaving I had emailed you with your instructions. Upon arriving at the hotel, I walk to the counter and ask if my wife has already checked in, Ms. Slaverton. The desk clerk informs me that you have, hands me my passkey and directs me to room 2323. So far, all is according to my plan. I catch the elevator to the 23rd floor and use my key to enter the room. As my eyes adjust, I see that you have followed my instructions to the letter. The bed is turned down; the lights are all off except one, which is set to low. The in-room radio is set to
You Know You're a Cajun When . . . Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food. You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner. Your baby's first words are "long beads." You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" but you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than Super Doppler 6000. Nothing shocks you, period, ever. Not politics, hurricanes, red lights, parking tickets, the Saints, Mardi Gras. Your "one martini lunch" becomes a "five Bloody Mary afternoon" and you keep your job. You're walking with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head. Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your fried seafood platter. You call tomato sauce "red gravy." You kn
Christmas Spirit
anyways so here I am all sweet and nice and let people borrow money but when I need it back to pay bills its like oh I totally forgot.. people suck why should I be nice!! it's not like it pays off in the end and I dont get anything out of it but a big frigon headache.. Why?? why am I so nice?? why can't I just say no?? anyone got an answer on how I can be more mean when it comes to the answer NO..
My Puppy
My Puppy is very sick she might have cancer. I cant do anything for her. She is by far the most important thing to me. She has helped me through so many bad times. I need to help her but no one can. PLEASE GOD DONT TAKE HER FROM ME TOO !!!!
Happy Thursday Everyone
happy Thursday everyone
"a Memory Locked In Time" & "friendship"
I walk into the room and see mummy sleeping So peaceful as shes lying there more beautiful than my eyes have ever seen. Her hair as black as a stallion, Her skin so soft and fair, Her dress the color of jade. Her pillow soft as sateen, The blanket to her hips with her hands folded neatly. The yellow roses by her side that say Well miss you mummy; Love Bridgette and Daniel Then I look at grandma and ask Why is everyone weeping She looks at me and says Isnt she pristine? I couldnt find her favorite medallion. Do you like the way they did her hair? Do you know she loved giving medical aid? She always liked drinking the tea that was green. She always did things so sweetly. Did you know she was going to get a little toy spaniel? I look back at her and say Grandma you have not answered me. What do you mean? Why is everyone weeping when mummy is just sleeping? Your mummy is not sleeping my dear she went to live in heaven. Your mummy is not waking
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come on now come on now come on now you know you make me wanna... Big Easy Idol Karaoke Contest- Sponsored by Jekyll & Hyde Liquor Tonight - Wednesday February 27th 9pm-1am Drink Specials All Night Include $1 Drafts $2 - Mixed Drinks $6 - Bud Light Pitchers $6 Jekyll & Hyde Monster Bombs Prizes for best and worst singer, group, impersonator, and outfit include free bar tabs, Yankees & Mets Opening Day Tickets and More now wait a minute.... Big Easy Monthly Zodiac Party - Sponsored by Coors Light This Friday - February 29th 10pm-4am Last chance to celebrate your birthday month for all of you born in January or February with discounted drink specials all night, free giveaways, Tickets and of course another visit from the now infamous Coors Light Girls. (infamous you ask? yes click here to see why)Not born in January or February? Well, we still have some fun stuff planned for everyone else as well, and afterall your Birthday month is coming up soon, so be sure
Twas the night before christmas And all through the house Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And dad smoking grass I'd just settle down For a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn' I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece To see what was a matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a monment It must be saint nick He came down the chimey Like a bad out of hell I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all stockings With pretzels and beer And a thounderous fart The son of a bitch Blew the chimney Apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all' And a Hell Of A Night
Xmas Spirit
Hey everyone! Xmas is near, so have some new things on my profile! Show me some love and leave me a gift or kiss me under the mistletoe! Thanks! Luv ya all!
No Internet...boohoo
To all of my friends, both old and new, I am going to miss you all for about a week. I am moving tonight into a new place...yes, my apartment hunting is finally over, and there is no internet service there until I can get some. So, hopefully by next week I will have net connection once again and be back to haunt ya'll's pages with lots of fubar love. So, take care and have a wonderful weekend and don't have too much fun without me! muahhhhhh Denise aka Southern Tinker ;)
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Twas The Month Before Christmas
TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS God Bless Our Christmas and it's meaning 'Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angel s and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets are hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it
"for Those Who Have Fought For It, Freedom Has A Special Flavor The Protected Will Never Know." - Unknown Soldier
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Kiss Me Under The Mistle Toe
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How To Send
Ok for those of you who DON'T know about or how to use the new FUPAL feature here is a simplified tutorial. Step 1: visit users profile Step 2: scroll down the page until you see the little FUPAL button located under said user's default picture Step 3: Click on little FUPAL button (it is green) Step 4: Enter desired amount to transfer to said user ((( NOTE there is a 20% transfer fee for each transaction ))) Step 5: Send a lil message along with your transaction so the said user knows you care! Step 6: YOUR ALL DONE NOW YAY!!! DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH! What would you get a naughty girl for christmas ? Do I even bother puttin new hot pics up >> when all fubar will see my labels on pics sexy ass upload ? or nakid ass upload pic ?? so much for tryin to be naughty on here LOL
My So Called Life
I gotta make this entry short cause, surprise, I gotta go to work soon. :( I work in a grocery store deli and it sucks. I guess I enjoy the company of the people im working with but just the things we have to do and some of the customers, gosh it's enough to give anyone a headache. It's also not the cleanest job and the head manager is incredible fussy when it comes to overtime (lets just say my manager back in the deli gets in trouble if any of us gets overtime). I don't even know if im gonna be at this job for much longer but oh well I guess. The only thing I really like about my job is the free food. I guess that makes the job ok then. Well i gotta wrap this one up. Take care.
Come Bomb Me Pls
pls come rate and comment me. all the help will be appreciated
79 Monte Carlo
If you have a Monte Carlo and want to show it off send me some pics. I do custom paint work and would love to see some cools shit and send info on it as well so i know this isnt just some pic of someone elses car. Stop in my pics and take a look at my 79 Monte. Rock ON
Hey people I would like you to stop in and take a look at this site if you are a buyer and seller on ebay this site has everything you can emagine in here. Rock ON
Fuck Fubar To Many Rules
Life As I Know It!!!!
What the hell is wrong with America these days I dont understand why everyone is so superficial these days. I mean why does everyone get so bent out of shape if one hair is out of place or if they dropped some food on their shirt Its stupid. People just need to lighten up be a little more laid back and take life as it comes!!!!
Me Me's Blog
Last night I dreamt about Mario Party. My sister and I were on a team playing against 2 guys from my husband's band that don't really exist. But the weird thing is that we were actually IN the game. My sister and I were kicking their asses. We took a break and I went to the fridge to get something and my moms fridge was PACKED full and it pissed me off because there was so much food in there I couldn't even look for what I wanted. Then a package came for me. It was a box of clothes that Tony had ordered for me and I opened it and started showing everyone all my stuff and it was mostly weird bras. Like bras made out of fur and weird stuff. But there was this little stuffed gray bunny that came with a pair of shoes covered in gray fur and a pair of rabbit slippers and I got SO excited and put the slippers on right away and they had cardboard in the bottom and they made me SUPER tall. Then I woke up and Tony was giving me a kiss and leaving for work, but I fell back asleep and dreamt that
I just wanted to drop a short note to say thank you to everyone that stopped by my page and showed me some love. I appreciated all the condolences after my grandmothers passing. You guys all the best, I love you all. Ice Four Candles for You by Unknown The first candle represents our grief. The pain of losing you is intense. It reminds us of the depth of our love for you. This second candle represents our courage. To confront our sorrow, To comfort each other, To change our lives. This third candle we light in your memory. For the times we laughed, The times we cried, The times we were angry with each other, The silly things you did, The caring and joy you gave us. This fourth candle we light for our love. We light this candle that your light will always shine. As we enter this holiday season and share this night of remembrance with our family and friends. We cherish the special place in our hearts that will always be reserved for you. We thank you f
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Fanning People Before Adding
I am absolutly fe wrote this one :) Why is it so damn important for me to fan somebody i don't know who isn't in the military, fire department, police department, or other "hero" type work. I prefer to fan someone after i have known them for a while. Why can't i be your friend first? i don't mind rating you, but if i have to "fan" you before i can "add" you i am not going to do anything, you will not get any points, comments, or rating from me!
As we are in the xmas season remember your family and friends for they are in your life for a reason. Enjoy the time you have with them for it could be taken away tell them that you care for you may never get the chance take that chance and say what you want for they may not know how you really feel be thankful you have someone who cares for you never know what might happen you may lose them in a second and never get the chance to say I care.
Asshat Of The Week!
Brittany Spears is my asshot for the week, possibly the year. How many children can you have before you get the "mother thing" down right? My advice to Brittany... 1. Babies have carseats for a reason. 2. Your children might be less confused about mommy if she would move back to the trailer park. 3. Dont take pics of your pregnant body, unless you are gonna make your own pornsite. 4. Get your tubes tied. 5. Buy motherhood for dummies! Vanilla Van Winkle- Vanilla becoming pumk rocker is like Gary Coleman become Gangsta Sorry bud, hard core is not you! A wise man once said that you can work on your car but your not a mechanic- you can bake a cake but not be a baker- you can put on a band-aid but not be a doctor... But if you fuck one goat- your always a goat fucker. You, Asshat of the week will always be Vanilla Ice Ice Baby cruising in your 5.0...
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Hey I have a great idea maybe someone has came up with it before but I think fubar should have a real party have one big get together for all memebers in one big city and have drinks and what not. book a hotel for a couple of nights or weekend and have a good time each member could bring a friend Im sure it would be cheap if they said it was a group meeeting or class reunion Let me know if yall think this is kool holla back at ur boy
Shout Box
I made my shout box family only because otherwise I get overwhelmed. Anyone can send me a private message.
Going To A Grandma
Well my 18year old stepdaughter just came over to tell me that im going to be a grandma. I just wanted to share to news with everyone...........
Christmas 2
Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a
Christmas 1
Hope 2 B Back Soon
Hey ya'll... Just thought I'd let ya know that I wont be online for awhile other than to check my emails cuz I am having problems with my internet server right now... Make sure u come by my page and leave some luvin... I'll get ya back when I am able to... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!!!!!!!!!!! luv ya
'twas The Night Before Christmas' - Twisted...hehehe
'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for
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Gone For Awhile
hey.... new pics!! please check em out and rate em Hey all... Just wanted to let ya'll know I wont be online for awhile. I hope to be back on soon, just dont know how soon. Dont forget to come by my page and leave sum luvin.... I'll getcha back when I get back online... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!!! luv ya!!!!!!!!!!
Ode To The Unknown
She stays there where I prepare for every dream- She's the scheme to every plan, she's the reason that I'm a man. The unknown place within my head- that special place where things seem dead; I was whitewashed, now I paint it red- I paint her face upon my bed.

sorry if i missed any b-days on my list i was moving LIBRA-GOOD IN BED (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the k
Kiari's Exhusband's Slander Records Blog
Saturday Dec. 8th 2007 Returned to Mike Roberts Residence with police escort to retrieve My personal Items. Over 90% of My personal items were gone or distroyed by His own admission. He refused to turn over a few items which I will have to sue for in the divorce papers: Computer, Mower, pressure washer, washer & dryer, end table, dark wood shelf unit. Items retrieved were of huge personal value, photos, D&D mins (part of the collection), vase of Grandmothers, painting of grandfathers, pictures of WW1 fighter plains of grat uncle, and a few other items. There were a large precentage of my items that were missing or distroyed that I will have to sue for the value of in the divorce. On arriving at the property He claimed that all the items of mine that he did have were in the shed and nothing was in the house, on demand of entrance to the home, I discovered several items within the home and He had to admit he had lied about there being nothing in the house. It was a st

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