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Cumming Soon
Noone Gets Why
noone understands why i love my girlfriend. noone especially my family can see how i can love someone of the same sex. hell i dont understand how it came to be that i love her but all that matters is that i do. im sick of being told that god forbids homosexuality and that its a sin. havent we always been told that he loves us for who we are.
Coincidence!!!!!!
The Secret behind the number 11 - Pretty Chilling Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did and I got goose bumps If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters. (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 Sheer coincidence..
Upcoming Show!!!!!
the MushroomHead/Psyclon 9 show is this sunday!!!!aahhhhh!! and we just added a show at The Engine Room on Halloween night, as part of HaVoK's COSTUME NIGHT PARTY!!! so get your asses costumed up and be there wednesday bitches!!!!! no need for fake blood, your good buddies from Cerebral Down will spew all you need...muahahaha!! ill put the flyer up as soon as its done....... my(our) band, Cerebral Down, is opening for MushroomHead/Phsyclon9 on October28 at The Meridian. im selling the few remaining tickets we have left, but, i would hope to see you guys there!!!
Favorite Usa Music
Too Much To Drink
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've n
Nsfw Jokes
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a great day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!"
It's A Race
The World Of Love
What a joyous feeling it is To have ones Heart a Glow Ans as light as a Heavenly cloud To have the Suns Rays Shining from within ones self To look at each day with such new Hope A Hope for a Bright new day For someone to share this joyous feeling with A hope for someone to Love Yes this feeling is Love The Heavenly glow of ones Heart The sunny shine of the sun One will seek to share this Love With all or just one person For thats the power of Love wrote 10~1~07
Writing
This one's also about an ex.. this was a guy who constantly pushed people away, who he cared for and cared for him, because he had some twisted belief that strength came in solitude.. I don't know what he thought the reward would be for keeping his guard up, but you can bet he expected one. Stare at this mess any longer, and it just might lose its shape again Picasso's touch abreast surrealist lust For the gospel amidst the obscene 6 dozen feelings crossbred together What a beautiful shade of despair Arrogance in animus, lush for better prospect Foul breath on virgin air Any path to take, but weakened warriors break And every attempt bares unique toll Though unyielding struggle to piece them together Even harsher neglect to beget a whole Caught in caloused, abashed dilusions Self made, unescaped illusions Beckoned by the unnamed, untamed Unreal slaughter of truth Across a bridge of deceit At the end when we meet The lies will
How Bloody Random!
My oldest friend, an attractive lesbian with a Masters and a Doctorate, has asked me to be a surrogate father. I'm not averse to the idea. Though (sadly) it won't impact my celibacy rating, I tend to think it's the best of all possible worlds. Visitation without caretaking, no financial responsibility, the opportunity to dote on offspring, and someone to leave a legacy to, should I end up with none of my own. At this rate, it seems more and more likely that I won't be starting a family. Nor do I think I really want one. I'd have to drive 150 miles to visit, when I do, and I'm leaving a child in the hands of a good friend who I have much respect for. So, I'm currently weighing all the options here... if I _do_ marry at some point, how will my bride-to-be react to my fathering someone else's child? I'm sure there are other issues I'm not thinking of... Anyways, contracts and such are being investigated. If nothing else, it should be an adventure. I really wouldn't mind input on this i
Match-making
Well, so far, my most favorite ladies on the tv show of The Bachelor have survived all the cuts....I like Sheena and Bettina myself....and yes, the biggest part of why they're my favorite is because they most closely resemble what I'm looking for in my dream girl out of all the other ladies on the show....I like Sheena more than Bettina in one way because Bettina has been married and divorced.... To be honest, I do want to see them in bikinis, in their undergarments and in the nude....but then again, I just have the fascination for seeing more skin on a woman anyways....I'm a virgin myself and have made a promise to God that I would never have sex with a woman unless I was married to her....I have kept that promise for about 13 years now....and the older I get, the stronger my hormones get.... Another thing that I like about Sheena over Bettina is that Bettina's hair looks like it's dyed....what is her natural hair color? is it actually blond? Well, I've been watching that bache
Jokes
This just proves that we are to dependant on computers Are you Male or Female? To Find out look down... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I said look down, NOT SCROLL DOWN
Laugh When You Can
Dear friends, fans, and comments, I will get in touch with all of you as soon! Lou had lung cancer, and had to have his middle lobe removed, along with his lym[h nodes. He is in stable condition. I will be in touch soon...Thank you all, so much for all my comments and friend request. I will recipricate, soon as I can. Luv Ya! Dolly Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com
Laugh When You Can
Fubar Screwing Up
Top*50*sexy*fu-women
Timsears!
Kansas City Royals Baseball
The way that I see it, I'd like to see the Royals get rid of Emil Brown(OF), David DeJesus(OF), John Buck(C), Jason LaRue(C), Reggie Sanders(OF), Mike Sweeney(DH), Ryan Shealy(1B) and Jorge De La Rosa(LHP).... As for those that I want to stick around: Joey Gathright(OF); Zack Greinke(RHP); Ross Gload(1B/OF); Mark Grudzielanek(2B); Alex Gordon(3B/1B); Gil Meche(RHP); Joakim Soria(RHP); Mark Teahen(RF); Billy Butler(DH/1B); Esteban German(IF/OF).... Those that I'm uncertain about: John Bale(LHP); Ryan Braun(RHP); Billy Buckner(RHP); Kyle Davies(RHP); Brandon Duckworth(RHP); Jimmy Gobble(LHP); Luke Hochevar(RHP); Neal Musser(LHP); Leo Nunez(RHP); Joel Peralta(RHP); David Riske(RHP); Tony Pena Jr.(SS); Shane Costa(OF).... Emil Brown was a vital part of our time 3 years ago because he was the best player that we had at the time....we were rebuilding and struggling with having any good players to compete against Major Leaguers....but now, we've got a new General Manager and Brown
Life
If you knew me you would know I stand for my friends. If you knew me you would know that I do not leave my friends behind. If you knew me you would know that I have an open heart
Contest
Attention All Fubombers, Friends, and Fans, MzPink is in a contest that runs until Valentine's day. This is the Fu-Bombers top priority right now. Bombing this contest is mandatory right now. We are behind in this contest by a lot of comments. Please drop all your comments on MzPink. I do not want to see any Fu-bombers updating their stash, voting on Mumms, or uploading pictures while we are behind on this contest. We need to help family and get her in first place and keep her there. Tiggerbear2007 Family Manager Fubombers Michael has been entered in BBG's Fubars Biggest Best Giveaway. Please stop by and show him your love and support. He need 10,000 comments to get either a VIP. I would consider it a personal favor if you drop him some comments. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007 I know that we have several members currently in contest. I would just like to remind our family members that timed contest take priority over contest that have no time limit. Please bo
Hmm
ok so oddly enough. Today at work had to of been one of the best ive had in the last three years or so... inspite of of being called a bitch, getting kicked and hit with in the first hour of my shift. Its amazing what a difference it makes when you like your job. I've known for a long time that autistics and mentally challenged people were no different than the rest. But to work with them every day? its a whole new world. Not the easiest job ive held. and definately one of the most stressful worrying over their health and when not if they will get mad and wallop you like they did today.
Life
HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS THAT LIFE THROWS AT YOU? I WENT HOME THIS PAST WEEKEND AND I THOUGHT MY BOYFRIEND WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE ME. WE HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP WHERE WE SEE ONE OTHER PERSON THAT EACH ONE KNOWS ABOUT. I THOUGHT I WOULD SURPRISE HIM AND LET KNOW THAT I WAS HOME WHEN I GOT THERE. SINCE I HAVE BEEN GONE(ATTENDING COLLEGE AND ONLY BEEN GONE FOR 3 WEEKS) HIS WHOLE ATTITUDE HAS CHANGED. WELL WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT I WAS HOME HE CALLED AND SAID THAT HE WOULD BE OVER. YEAH HE CAME OVER AND STAYED 30 MINUTES THEN OUT THE DOOR HE WAS GONE. AND HASN'T REALLY CALLED SINCE I BEEN BACK ON CAMPUS. HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT THAT? IT USED TO HURT BUT IT DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE. I HAVE TWO OTHER MEN OUT THERE THAT ARE TRYING TO STEP UP AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
Poetry
IF I COULD LIVE IN A GREATER WAY IF I HAD WINGS TO SPREAD TO FLY AWAY I WOULD GO FAR SOMEWHERE I KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS A BETTER DAY IF I COULD FLY AWAY IF I COULD PROVE I COULD SOAR THROUGH THE SKY HIGH AS THE MOUNTAINS WAY UP HIGH I WOULD FLY AS GRACEFUL AS AN EAGLE OR OVER THE SEAS AS A GALIANT SEAGUL IF I COULD FLY AWAY IF THERE WERE NO TOMORROW TO LOOK FORWARD TO IF THERE WERE NO PAIN FOR ME TO GO THROUGH I WOULDN'T WISH THESE THINGS I SAY I WOULDN'T WISH I COULD FLY AWAY IF THINGS STAY THE SAME THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME ONLY OURSELVES WHO DARE TO CARE ONLY US WHO SHOULD BE FAIR IF I COULD FLY AWAY WRITTEN BY DAUGHTER "NESSA" JULY 9, 2003 DAY BY DAY I SIT HERE MAKING WISHES FLY HIGH AS A BIRD IN THE SKY BE WITH MY LOVE TILL THE DAY I DIE WISHES THAT ONLY A DREAMER COULD HAVE WISHES THAT EVEN DREAMERS CAN'T HAVE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN MY COMMUNITY BEING MYSELF A DIFFICULT DUTY OTHERS EXPECT HIGHLY OF ME I JUST WISH I COULD BE FREE TO COME AND GO
Need Some Help..plssss
Ok soon im getting a puppy for my lil girl & i'm pretty sure it will be a female but wat i'd like regardless of sex is some ideas on names cos if i leave it to my daughter she will call it Barbie etc,so pls leave ur ideas on wat names ud suggest & thanks all *hugs*xxx
Okay
its one of those days, 2 blogs wow. I really do like being on here. I avoid drama, personal wars, nastiness, and other crap that goes on. I don't see how people can take this crap seriously. And what about the begging for a blast, please, have you no shame or self worth. I don't play the popularity contest game. I love the comments with a pic on them. That is cool. But I don't take it too seriously. Thanks for all the pics and the comments. They really do make me feel good. I do enjoy being on here, except for the bouncers, they annoy me, lol. Okay, I take back everything I said about hating surveys. I just got 40,000 points for the ones I took the other day. That's cool Someday I will have a digital camera and post a salute... until then i enjoy looking at all of your pics and occasianoly communicate to a few of you. I don't care about points or levels. I do like having points to send birthday presents and an occasional gift. Some people don't realize that this is
Differences On Peoples Religous Beliefs
ok so what if one person is a Christian and another is a Wiccan????? its not like being of different religious beliefs can hurt you. just because people are different from you and have different beliefs doesnt mean you have to judge them and look down on them. Im of a different religious belief then most of my friends on here and they dont care. they dont down grade me because i believe in something different then they do. they never have done that. now i dont understand why people have to be insensitive to others when it comes down to religious beliefs and practices. cant you just go about your normal lives and not poke your nose into something you dont understand nor believe in???? what is this world coming to when we cant even walk down the damn street without someone saying something behind our backs because of our different religious beliefs???? Why can everyone just accept that everyone has their own beliefs and live with it like i do and others i know do?!?!?!?! if that happe
The Real Me
ALWAYS How will I know you What light will I see Is this my destiny That just has to be To wander each pathway Always alone Searching for someone That may never be known Fueled by my fantasies Haunted by dreams Taunted by visions Of love yet unseen Night after night Day after day Longing for you To take my loneliness away M.P. 3-22-07 I Look Up At The Moon
What Kind Of Soul Am I?
***You Are a Seeker Soul*** You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!). Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas. Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/
Way To Earn Money
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L.a. River Graf
Fubar Promotion Site
If your someone who lives in Texas and Louisiana or you know someone in Texas and Louisiana thats into their local Music scene then visit or promotion site on fubar. You can also share this blog with your friends and they can forward or tell people about or local Texas and Louisiana promotion page on fubar. So help us out, spread the word, get involved support the local music scene in Texas and Louisiana. Remember theres alot of unsigned bands who could use some help. Click Banner to goto Fubar Site.
Dc Comics 1
Plan of a Supervillain by Reuisu © All righty, a couple of notes on this one: First of all, I do not own the rights to any DC comics characters. Secondly, a big warning for readers: This story contains: HERMAPHRODITES/SHEMALES, SUPERHEROES, MALE ON HERMAPHRODITE/SHEMALE, FEMALE ON HERMAPHRODITE/SHEMALE, AND DOUBLE PENETRATION OF A FEMALE BY TWO HERMAPHRODITES/SHEMALES. I do not mean to say that hermaphrodites/shemales are the same, just that I'm not certain what to call the beings in this story. I also do not mean to degrade women in any way or to undermine the superheroines who are depicted herein. I am a big fan of DC comics, but I'm also a horny male who has fantasies. And finally, on a happier note, the inspiration for this story: while many a fan of large-breasted comic-book heroes (or large breasts in general) like myself have enjoyed fantasies about Power Girl, I am sad to say that there is not enough erotica out there that includes her! It's shocking, consideri
In The [[nick]] Of Time
well, finally stuff is starting to look up and in my favor. nick is going to talk to the lawyer tomorrow and he's suppose to be taking our divorce and pushing it through. it's about damn time. grr. also, i will be recieving my bah. thank goodness. i need that money. heath and i will be getting married as soon as this freaking divorce is finalized. heath was so excited today whenever i told him that all this was finally happening. we've been together for 10 months now. 10 months. that's longer than nick and i were together before deciding on divorce. nick and i were together for 4 months and decided that we wanted a divorce. we've been separated for 11 months now. grr. i hate men sometimes. i love heath tho. okay goodnight.
Help Me..
I have come up with a few ideas for license plates... ursuper imspcy all4it cmngtit rudunyt livrdie lvordie imfked allnitr AQTU12 urdumb sxtasy GR8TTS WTFBTCH NS8IABL RUABCH2 SLAV4ME UMYSLAV TRUEX2C TZNUBLU WHTHFK I need help thinking of a really good personalized plate for my car. I have ideas... but my mind is in the gutter tonight and well that's not helping me.. So post some ideas to help out...
A Poem I Wrote A While Back
So sorry im not tailored into your perfect World... Im just a simple breed of man... I have my faults and i have my desires... I have my wants and i have my needs... I never ask for much... Just to be known that im loved... Im not a perfect person... Nor will i ever be.... Thoughts of my past still disturb me.... And fear of them daunting my future still remain... I know im not attractive... But faithfull i can be... Love is a tricky thing.... Lust can get in the way... Im not one to engage in games... Nor will i ever be... So if you must know me... Then first is to Show me... Im not tailord for a perfect world... Nor will i ever be... ~Sean
Im Big Down South
Witch's Jars
Worries and anxieties that are becoming too big and interfering with daily life benefit from this spell. Take and cleanse a jam jar or box with a tight fitting lid. Write the problem on a slip of paper Pass it through the 4 Elements, and pop it in the jar, reciting the following spell. Leave the jar in the moonlight, but visible to yourself. Each time the problem sneaks into your mind, think of the jar. You are only permitted to worry if you go and remove the lid and the slip of paper. You'll find that soon, you can't be bothered to even give it thought. When the problem is resolved, remove the slip and bury or burn it, giving thanks to the Lady. Into this vessel secured up tight I place my anxieties that they might Find their right level within my life Be only acknowledged when I say it's right. I swear that I will not give thought to my woe Until such time to this vessel I go And take off the lid and grieve, for I know That unless the lid's missing
Lucky 13
13 good statements Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grate
Spells
This spell is for binding a violent or dangerous person from doing harm. Photo of person to be bound OR a piece of white parchment paper with their whole name written on it in black ink or dove's blood ink 18 inches or so of black silken cord or black thick string, like embroidery floss A small glass jar w/ cork lid A small white candle A small black candle Light both your candles. Write the name on the paper or take the photograph in hand. Fold the paper or photo into as small a rectangle as possible. Take the cord in hand and begin to wind it around the rectangle, for a total of nine loops, saying aloud in a clear, strong voice: I (insert your name here), bind thee (insert name of offending person here) from causing harm to (insert name of victim here), from exerting control over this person, from influencing this person. I bind you from making further plans with this person. I call upon the angels, Auriel, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael (or any other guides
Yess, Come See Me Soon
I am now a cam model .. a BBW cam model .. come see me, This is my job but i LOVE doing it ... http://imlive.com/waitingroom1.asp?host=y&hostnick=Voluptuous_BBW I will up n running full time in about 2 weeks once my ID is re-uploaded ... Have a good one all .. enjoy me as i will enjoy you
Cell Phones Becoming Public
230 Am In B.c.
Courticy
Creative Thinkers Needed!
Hey friends I have a business and a upcoming website www.iburnclothing.com.. Okay now that being said I make custom tshirts that are cute, witty, etc. So the question is im going to get stickers made. The sticker will have the website on the bottom but I want it to have two lines and I need a catchy line or phrase.. Any of you reading this thanks for your support and anyone who submits me the idea I use will get a free t-shirt and sticker! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I have a website im trying to promote and im going to purchase stickers right now.. I wanted to see if any of you reading this have any catchy phrases to put above the website address. my website is www.iburnclothing.com its not up right now but I wanted to purchase stickers right away. I will be purchasing them from stickerjunkie.com .. If you check them out you will see what im talking about.. Anyhow the "phase" I use will be awarded a custom shirt and sticker! Thank you!!
Winter Preparedness
http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/1167974 Nows the time to get your home ready for winter. If you live in an area that experiences sub-freezing temperature during the winter you need to make sure your pipes are protected against the cold. Wrap them in pipe insulation wrapping to protect against them freezing and breaking. Put weather stripping around your doors, and check around your windows for drafts. I still hang plastic over my windows during the winter, it keeps the cold out, but lets the sun in and helps warm your place up. If you have a central heating system make sure your filters are replaced, or clean reusable filters. Also clean out all the vents. Something a lot of people don't think about are the drafts that can come in around our kitchen cabinets, the way to fix that is put silicon cocking all around the edges, where they meet the ceiling and the floor both. If you start now you don't have to worry about doing it all at once, winter temperatures can have
M&m Nation
Just click below to b sent to my gurls blog, it tells you what it is, how to join and the rulez. Cumm on in and join us! http://fubar.com/blog/132386/538889
Help Meeeeeeee
You help me to you please, I have overmuch numerous profiles With I The photographs.. If you see somebody please you give me it to you.. I need help
Love Or Like
Thingie

Here She Goes Again Lol
I am in a contest for most popular fubarian. As most of you know i have not been feeling well the last couple of weeks and it would cheer me up if all of my friends could comment bomb the heck out of me. I need some love. Thanks! Lucy I've entered a contest for most popular fubarian. Winner gets a one month VIP. I know i can win this with the help of my friends. So please bomb the shit out of me lol. Even if you can just rate, rates count as well thanks. And if you can repost this as well that would be great. Much luv to all my friends! Lucy
My Ranting And Ravings
Enjoy my 90's video compilation, you can watch as long as you want. If you live in the Mobile Area and you need a cake for a special occasion feel free to contact me or check us out on the web at www.lacakes.net
Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume
Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Pirates! For the less traditional, but definitely hot this year you'll want to check out the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest inspired costumes, like Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones and Elizabeth Swan. Create your own Elizabeth Swann Costume Costume Materials required for creating your Elizabeth Swann Halloween Costume. (1) one white cotton long-sleeve blouse (1) one yard of white lace (1) one women's size small vest (1) one women's belt (1) one pair of brown cotton pants (1) one pair of cuffed boots (1) one small adult sized hat Elizabeth Swan, Elizabeth Swann, Elizabeth Swan Halloween Costume, Elizabeth Swan Halloween, Elizabeth Swan Costume, Halloween Costume, Halloween Dress, Elizabeth Swan Dress, Elisabeth Swan http://www.squidoo.com/ElizabethSwanHalloweenCostume/ http://elizabethswan3.we
For My Twin!!! Xox
COME JOIN DJ BUTTERFLY WARRIOR LIVE ON AIR!! DJ Butterfly Warrior ~ K.O.P.E.~ Hell Hound @ Guardians of Hell@ fubar Show her some love, rate, fan and add, while you're here! Just click on the pic, hold on tight and enjoy the ride into the Guardians of Hell!! Have Fun ... MUUUAAAAHHH!!
Tracey
This Is Not A Blog .
Violence is what you breed Racism is what you breed Hate is what you breed What do you expect me to be ? Peace brother, fuck you bastard I dont need your false friendship Freedom is a bunch of shit This is world of shit Misery is what we see Murder is what we see Ignorance is what we see What do you expect me to be ?
Really Stressed And Sick Of Drama
10/2/07

Hunting And Fishing
Some of you know me some of you don't but all I am am asking is that you take a look at this new site on hunting and fishing and give me your feedback and let me know what you think of it. http://167spo.tyndale.hostingrails.com/profile/ccwins Just give me your feedback on it if you can. There is no cost or anything it is new and we are trying to find out if people are going to like it or not???? Please send me back what you think of it.
3d Lesbian & Gay Art
** 3D LESBIAN & GAY ART.. 1 **
What I Want
******UPDATE******* When I first posted this blog I had a song and lyrics on here. But now I'm bitter and I no longer believe that people actually care for eachother in this way. I think the way we all treat eachother now days is disgusting. It seems as though we only care about ourselves. It's like when we look at a potential relationship, partner, etc. all we think about is how we can benefit from this person or situation, what we will gain from being in this situation. It's not even about love anymore. Divorce is a good example of this. Years ago divorce wasn't even an option. Now people don't even think twice about leaving their partner. This is your PARTNER, your PARTNER IN LIFE! This is supposed to be your best friend, but you can drop them like a bad habit as soon as things aren't "fun" anymore?! Of course this isn't the only reason for divorce, other reasons include infidelity, abuse, etc. But again, This is supposed to be your best friend, why would you cheat or abuse yo
Poems
Beneath my chest rests a heart-shaped box. It is jeweled completely and its golden hinges tight. I reach within and touch the lid with its colorful,sparkling,ornamental gems. I open the beautiful box and out pours your name in song. How sweet the sound...its melody so lyrical drifting into my ears. The voice of my heart sings on. It is only your name I hear. It moves me and lifts me;encircles my soul and caresses my body. I am transformed. I absorb every whisper of the unsilenced air. I am adrift on this soft breath of my heart's sweet refrain. Love lives here. A budding rose of cromson red asleep benesth the dew awakens into beauty, but not compared to you. The perfect diamond set in gold like shimmering lakes of blue; the rarest jewel upon the earth but not compared to you. A sunrise on a stranded beach; a sign that all is new can bring tears to the coldest
Thoughts
The wonder of that which you cannot see,only feel. themagic of that which you cannot explain,only discover. The warmth of that which you cannot locate,only capture.The one gift which can have endless recipients at any given moment in time and space, is the gift of love. It is the greatest inheritance any being can procure on any level, and affords the fortunate addressee the only pure expression of joy this life can offer. Many have attempted to explain this magical fervor, yet no one can pinpoint how or at exactly what moment love comes into being amoung souls. As the old may say that life is fleeting, such can be love. Fear not, love. Relishing in its source embracing all that love calls to the heart, seeds fruit within the soul that is everlasting. Love unbrellas the spirit with supernatural animation whereby increasing one,s capacity to recieve, share and give love back. The verses found within this mind mirrors the souls that love has touched in varying degrees, during varying con
Contest
hey guys im in my 1st contest for most popular fubar i would love it if ya'll would help me win just click on the pic Thank you Lyndsay
Contest
My Sister
Only In America!
Incredible, unforgivable and shameful: Read Below Love him or loathe him, he nailed this one right on the head.......... By Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you r
Mseagle
Fall Tour
Nov. Tour BlogAdd to My Profile | More Videos Hey Gang, Just wanted to let you know we added a Little Rock show next wed. the 10th. Check our page for more details. And it goes on! -T TOUR DIARY 1 Current mood: chipper Dear Diary, Oct. 10, 2007 We've seen these roads before, yet this time we see them with "new eyes". Lucked and plucked to front load shows for an "idol" is day and night when it comes to sweating it out in clubs across this beautiful country. I like it though….I think it has been a fantastic order of events. Get a taste of what is to come, and maybe just maybe you will see a full circle develop. I've decided to tuck the sweet taste of multi-platinum shows into my pocket. I pull it out every time I start to question my choices…if it were not for that sweet taste, "hope" would be all I have to pull from my denim. Still enough to succeed, but having tasted the sugar helps choke down some of the bitter taste this business creates. "Little Rock
Contest
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Bad News
For anyone who keeps up with my blogs you know I just buried my grandfather this past wednesday. However the bad news didnt stop there, last night my family and I was informed that my Uncle Skip had laid in his house for two days after having a very very bad stroke. Weather it was the stroke or the delay of medical attention he suffered from having over half his brain in a pool of blood. Thus causing him to bleed from the nose and mouth. Within n hour of being found he was taking to the local hopsital and put on life support. By the time I got to the hopsital I noticed the medical air lift chopper landing and deep down I knew it was for my uncle. Within second of seeing him the chopper indeed take him to UC hopsital where four hours later he was pronounned brain dead two hours after that they took him off life support. Now for some reason my family doesnt seem to understand why I am taking my uncle's my death so hard. Grant that he is my uncle by marriage but to me that is besi
K.o.p.e.
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Merry-go-round
Merry-Go-Round Life is like a merry-go-round Fun and enticing and interesting sound It goes in circles in a similar way Up and down through-out the day Out at the crowd you look for friends They pass quickly by before the ride ends Some are there when the ride is through The ones that aren’t you thought you knew Painted horses on poles and small children with screams Spinning lights and mirrors it’s not what it seems The music is happy, inviting and free It’s part of the draw that people will see Life is the same an illusion at best Believe what you want and forget the rest That is the mistake most people make They forget what’s right and what is at stake Around we go not a care in the world Forgetting our values and forsaking the Lord When the ride stops where will you be Out in the cold or standing next to me Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/18/07
If I Don't Get The Losers & Liars, I Attract The Weirdos. Lol
SB message I got and responded to. Read bottom first. LOL ->sanchristo...: i bet it would be so funny if you had all of that plastic on and someone pushed you close to a fire and it started melting on your skin. LMAO sanchristo...: Hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on, when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants, my selfmade plastic wear or a suit of plastic wrap. i wanna show my fetishism to other people. **Read the conversation from the bottom up** This was my 6:00am welcome to ignorance. His first question to me was "Are you horny?" I waited too long to copy and paste to get that in. If any of you ladies are interested,go look him up. LOL After me being so nice, he comes and rates me a '10'. LOL Just thought I would share ->thedrunken...: Feel free to happily fuck off now. Thank you. thedrunken...: blah blah blah ->thedrunken...: and you talk stupid. go figure thedrunken...: you talk funny ->thedrunken...: I'm very happy. Bu
Our First Dance
This is the first song me and Travis ever danced to. I love you Hunnie!
My True Love
Mostly I wonder whos the best for me and if not who should I get into bed with. Call me a slut if you want but my true love is dead and has been for the past 6 months and i miss him alot.
Some Of My Favorite Songs
This song reminds me of someone I'm missing right now.
3 Bosom Brenda
3 Bosom Brenda music and lyrics by Raso vocals by Matt Tanner (it's the last song on my play list) 3 Bosom Brenda, she can't by her bras in the store. They come special order, delivered to her front door. The left side's a B cup. The right one's a D cup. The middle one reaches down to the floor. (The floor) 3 Bosom Brenda, I really don't mind she's a Jew. I'll always be with her, cause 3 tits are better than 2. The left side's a B cup. The right one's a D cup. The middle one reaches down to the floor. Nobody knows how she got like that. One is round, one is flat. The middle one has no use at all. I wonder how she breast feeds. Do you use 1,2, or 3? I don't really care at all. 3 Bosom Brenda, she can't by her bras in the store. They come special order, delivered to her front door. The left side's a B cup. The right one's a D cup. The middle one reaches down to the floor. That's
Picture Problems
I just upload some new pics and I dont think its alerting my friends. They are in a new album at the bottom. Please stop by and leave me some comments on them. Thanks, Love ya guys! I am so tired of all the picture problems I've been having! I thought the picture albums where great, so why are they messing with stuff yet again?
Getting Over
Good at getting over I was getting good at getting over the women in my past I loved every-one and thought that they would last They all made me happy in their own little ways Now they’re gone and memories of better days I am so tuff no-one can hurt me Can always get past and return to the free You had my heart and now it’s through So why can’t I just get over you Women have come and were not here to last You are different a spell you have cast Life is inside and out for me In my head but not my sight you see But I am tuff and will get over you I try to believe that this will be true Voodoo child you seem to be Pins and needles sticking inside of me For every problem there is a cure For you I just don’t how for sure Your not here and I’m not there We will meet again sometime-somewhere Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/29/07
My Surgery
Well today I went for the last conference on my surgery. I have to go to a pain clinc to get my meds under control then after that I'll have surgery. Ill be in the hospital for 3 to 5 days. Which is bc of the pain Ill be in a hell of a lot pain. There doing a fusion which Ill have pins and rods. It could be now or till the first of the year depending on how fast my meds are uder control. I'll let you know when for sure!! Hopefully sooner than later then its done and over...
Help
need your help please come help me get my frist VIP
Easyer Said Then Done
easyer said then done. Everyone says keep your head up but its hard to do sometimes. I know this relationship had to happen to remind me what if felt like to care for someone and someone care for me. Its just hard sometimes. Those times when your think about what it felt like and wish you had someone there to tell about shitty day. Or lay with at night when your cold. Some days I am ok others I cant stop crying. It seems alot of the ones that have a wife or a girlfriend they take it for granted. And some of us that are genuin and treat someone we care about like gold but arnt blessed to have that. I tell myself one day I will find someone but when will that be? Sometimes I wonder am I just supose to be here for everyone else. To help everyone with there problems. People say be happy with what you have. Yes I own a house and have my own car but I would give it up in a heart beat for my soul mate. Yes I have two beautiful boys and wouldnt trade them for the world. But other people a
Just Me...
Just to let those that know me, I am sorry that I have not been on here for a while. I have been making wedding plans and cleaning house all week. lots of laundry, got done and the tree taken down. busy stuff.. Hi ,, just spending the day off catching up on Fubar.. Trying to get everything done that needs doing.. nothing really going on. living the quiet life while the kids are at school.and enjoying it.
Neat Lyrics
DANNY BOY Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying 'tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide. But come you back when summer's in the meadow Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow 'tis I'll be there in sunshine or in shadow Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so. And if you come, when all the flowers are dying And I am dead, as dead I well may be You'll come and find the place where I am lying And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me. And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me I simply sleep in peace until you come to me. Over in Killarney Many years ago, Me Mither sang a song to me In tones so sweet and low. Just a simple little ditty, In her good ould Irish way, And l'd give the world if she could sing That song to me this day. "Too-ra-lo
Bored
Why is it so boring during the week I need sum excitement
What An Awesome Day!!!
I WAS SURPRISED TODAY WHEN MY COUSIN CAME OVER AND HANDED ME A 5x7 AND AN 8x10 PIC OF MY OLDEST DAUGHTER (who's now 10 yrs old).. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SEE HER IN YEARS BC SHE LIVES IN KANSAS NOW.. I'VE WONDERED EVERY DAY ABOUT WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE AND HOW SHE'S DOING AND WELL I NOW KNOW.. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.. I AM GOING TO WORK ON GETTING THE PIC SCANNED AND PUT UP ON HERE.. THIS DAY STARTED OUT VERY STRESSFUL BEINGS I HAD TO BE IN COURT AND THEN TAKING MY DOG TO THE VET AND FINDING OUT THAT SHE SOMEHOW DISLOCATED HER REAR LEFT HIP AND ITS GOING TO COST $305 TO HAVE IT FIXED WHICH WILL BASICALLY CONSIST OF HER GOING THRU SURGERY IN A COUPLE DAYS.. AND THE VET BILL TODAY WAS $76 .. SO IM SURE SHE WILL BE OK AFTER THATS TAKEN CARE OF.. BUT THE PICTURES OF MY DAUGHTER SURE BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY!
Just Stuff...
Get your mammies grammed this month :) or remind the ones you love to get their mammies grammed :) I also stashed a whole lotta breast cancer awareness taggies , well in my stash obviously, feel free to right click save anything you like in there. :) nuff said, gawd could I have any less to do at work. I'm posting bits of nothingness. LOL What do you do when you are crushing hard on someone? here's my story :) So I have the biggest crush on a friend of mine. :) Have had for like 9-10 years, and I know the feeling is mutual t,we a run into each other rarely and at others we end up spending LOTS of time together...and the times we run into each other lots is ALWAYS the WRONG time (he's in a relationship, I'm in one, we're both in one and everything is hunky dory in at least one relationship) He is a bus driver, thus how it is feast or famine. If he drives something I ride often we see each other alot.:) If not then not.:( Anyway I saw him this morning and we talked for a
My Nieces Are Safe
Decorating My Home Page Far Fall!!
I have re-decorated The homestead (homepage)for the Fall Season Stop by and see my New Seasonal Message on the ole Home page. http://fubar.com/saspanda Anything special you would like to see me do to it that would be helpful to our Community, Let me know. Saspanda
Are You Here?
Are you here to show me how Are you around to let me know Is it’s is ok for me to show The feelings I have and can’t let go I can only feel you are just on the shore Is it real or just a mystery tour I like to think its better you see When the past is a direct part of me I miss my friends that are gone from here But somehow they show me they are near A message in passing or a fleeting glance They’re here with me now it feels more than chance It’s funny to be in touch and not just the same Maybe their here or I’m just insane I can feel them so it’s hard to explain They are telling me something all the same Wish I knew how to understand But I am simply just a man Life will continue this I know My brother told me long ago In death we leave this world for sure People and property are yours no more But I will still be here you see As long as my friends remember me Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/06/07 There’s no bout a dout of what I’m here
A Princesses World!!!!
I don't fukin understand why everything has to be so fukin hard..... Nothing can go right for me... I CAN'T FUKIN HANDLE IT... I really don't see why after hittin rock bottom ,I can't work my way up... I need help!! Some one to be there for me and help me... A shoulder to lean on.!!!!!! "Big girls don't cry"***Fergie
4 Biblical Ways Of Life
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make a
Life's Short Enough
HEY EVERYONE.NEED NOT TELL YOU LIFE IS A SHORT RIDE.SO EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT ONE.
Push Me
Standing at an edge of a waterfall. The water below is beautiful! I want to jump! I want to swim! I want to live a again! Will you please push me into the great unknown! So I can feal at home! Within myself, let me off this shelf! I'm falling fast! The winds in my hair. I can feel but just dont't care! The waters soft and bright! Like the heavens in the moonlight! I can swim! I can breathe! Thank you for pushing me!
People's Choice Powerstation
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Remember When This Was The Shit
Ugg!!!
Ok... a few months ago (when I was unemployed and BROKE) my sister couldn't make up my half of the phone bill so she borrowed the money from our mom. Instead of paying CASH on the phone bill, my sister handed my mom her portion of the money, and my mom had the remainder in her checking acct. so she wrote a check. No problem, right? Evidently it was!!! The check bounced and Verizon failed to call her and let her know. (They won't call me, since the phones are in her name) This morning I tried to call a place and get some information before I went home from work and surprise surprise the phone don't work. My mom owes my sister almost $500 now. (BTW, that's not a normal bill... we had changed our plan and the bill went up for 1 month) I'm so pissed off... my cell is my ONLY phone!!! Right now (as I am between classes at school) my phone is my blood line. I need to have contact with my school councilors. No phone also means... no new pix of me :( Anyways... if anyon
10/2/07
Come on in and join us for an evening of great music in our new lounge. Come request your favorites :D We're an all request station so come request away I play all types of music
It's That Time Of Year
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First Blog!
I am about to die of thirst here. Could someone please but a poor man a drink?
Testing
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Life And What Its Worth
Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to tell them, to bear witness, to say this happened. And it wasn't to someone else. It was to me. And I lived despite it. Sometimes I think we live to beat the odds. And sometimes I agree that life can only begin with the knowledge of death. That it can all end, even when you least want it to. It's scary...and lucky...how much we can forget. Scary because we think the past gives us our bearing, and lucky because in those moments I'm talking about, you realize it doesn't. And it never had to. I am not a crazy , even though they mistook me for one. I live in the same world as the rest of you.Only I saw more of it. And the seeing is the only way you can hear what the truth around you is saying: you can always start believing in things you don't already believing in. And, while you're alive, it's never too late. I promise you, No matter how bad the days and things around you look, they look better awake than they
Friends
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Dave Chappelle Fans
Would You?
Body: 1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? ans
Poetry
I am me Me is she She is I Black and beautiful Voluptuous and your fantasy Intelligent and silly Homely and sweet Sexually obsessive at times Addictive and Optimistic Loving and Appreciative Captivating and understanding Equal Opportunist The ability to do anything I am me Me is she She is I Demanding Possibly possessive Mature and sometimes stupid A sexual being Talented and dream oriented Respectful and selective Open-minded Willing and sometimes a liar Sneaky and secretive Romantic and apologetic Confused and impatient Playful and hard-working I am me Me is she She is I I am PHAT ladies and gentlemen Whether you like it or not Plus sized and loving Every roll on my back Every stretch mark on my body Every dimple in my ass And every time my thighs rub together Is just a reminder of how much of a woman I am I am PHAT ladies and gentlemen Pretty Hot And Tempting
30 Things You'd Never Think To Ask
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Yes last year 2. LONGEST relationship? 8 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Microsoft Wireless Laser Desktop 4000 mouse and keyboard for my birthday. 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Yes 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 months ago 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Computer stuff 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Chocolate Monkey trial mix with chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate chips, cashews, banana chips, and coconut. 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes and smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Sick Puppies-All The Same 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Pittsburgh 11. High school YOU ATTENDED: Northgate 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: T-Mobile 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Fashion Bug and Spencers 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Cashier at Kuhns Market 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: No 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: Neighbor's son 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON T
Favorite Comedians
Women
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. He says: "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A
Bombers Needed
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Computer Fixing
New Pix
why the hell cant i upload pix every time i click on upload the internet freezes and i have to shut down my internet connection and start over.. ugh I GOT ALOTTA NEW PIX CHECK THEM OUT IN THE "workin" album!!!! comment comment comment. thanks i have new pictures. there are several new ones in my "workin" album hit me wit some comments ppl i need loving

Alzheimer's is a horrible disease.
Personality Test
Factor low score high score Gregariousness 42% quiet, reclusive engaging, socially bold Sociability 34% withdrawn, hidden warm, open, inviting Assertiveness 34% timid, gunshy controlling, aggressive Poise 42% uneasy around others socially comfortable Leadership 26% stays in background prefers to lead Provocativeness 50% modest, plays it safe bold, uninhibited, cocky Self-Disclosure 30% private, contained very open and revealing Talkativeness 18% quiet, stealthy, invisible motor mouth, loud Group Attachment 34% loves solitude prefers to be with others Understanding 70% insensitive, schizoid respectful, sympathetic Warmth 66% disinterested in others supportive, helpful Morality 58% break/ignore the rules play by the rules Pleasantness 62% aloof or disagreeable gets along with others Empathy 54% out of tune w/ others in tune with others Cooperation 58% competitive, warlike agreeable, peaceful Sympathy 62% socially inconsiderate socially conscious Tendern
Indiana
I am in Indiana and I have talked my cousin into starting aprofile...so I am going to enhance her beautiful self and then take pics of her so I will be back later tonight>>:) When I do I hop eyou all show her the same love you show me..Hugs and kisses..See you later!
Support Help
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My Other Bffs
This is my sweet Jimmy!! :) ♥ Jim~D.S.C.~FB hubby to Mystefyi~@ fubar I could never forget these wounderful friends of mine ever! RECONDOC _DSC_ Loving MY Jada!!! eXtreme X (resident comedian){ Security guilty pleasures lounge}@ fubar ~!~ BobbyT645 ~!~ TAKEN ~!~@ fubar Boycott Wal-Mart@ fubar Jables@ fubar Gary-Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction Owner@ fubar THE BOSS@ fubar Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew~Jamies FB Hubby~@ fubar Dirty Beast of the D.S.C.@ fubar Gandalf122872 ~D.S.C.~
Fly It High
Fly It High
Goose Is Loose
37 Things A Woman Should Know About Us Men!
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. But ladies we dont expect that! 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he
Whats Your Favorite?
WhAtS yOuR fAvOrItE....? TV show? Grey's Anatomy TV channel? NBC TV star? Jackass stars lol movie? The Other Sister movie star? Matt Damon movie type (horror, comedy, etc.)? Horror movie era (40's 50's recent etc.)? now type of music? Alternative band? Nickelback singer? Chad Kroeger instrument? Guitar song? Figured You Out album? Silver Side Up music video? Nine Inch Nails-Closer food? Eggplant Parmesan restaurant: Damon's fast food restaurant: Long Johns Silver ice cream flavor? Coffee candy? Anything dark chocolate soda? Pepsi alcoholic beverage? Sex on the beach Do YoU pReFeR.... mtv/fuse? fuse chocolate/vanilla? chocolate girls/boys (sexually)? boys girls/boys (friendly)? girls summertime/wintertime? wintertime springtime/fall? fall car/suv? car truck/car/suv? truck rock/country? rock hot/cold? cold slow songs/fast songs? fast songs beer/liquor? liquor
Vick
CNN -- All but one of the dogs seized in the Michael Vick dog fighting case will be placed with families or put in a "sanctuary," where they will interact with people to overcome their fear and lack of socialization, according to court order filed Monday. Here is the link to the rest of the article http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/01/vick.dogs/ video from yahoo http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/223/popup/index.php?cl=4340536 It is still up to the judge's decision what happens Vicks dogs. So lets get all of us dog people to let him know that these amazing dogs should not have to suffer because of loser Michael Vick! Hon. Henry E. Hudson Firm: United States District Court, Eastern Virginia Address: Lewis F. Powell, Jr., U.S. Courthouse 1000 E. Main St., Suite 305 Richmond, VA 23219-3525 Phone: (804) 916-2290 Web site: http://www.vaed.uscourts.gov
Best Quote Of 2007
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Ahh Orgasam !
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of t
Demon Crew Family
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