You know live in Orlando when. . .
You know the meaning of OBT.
You find yourself humming the jingle for Premier Adult Factory Outlet.
You have to be over 90 years old to know what snow feels like, and have seen it in another state.
Your air conditioning bill is higher than the annual budget for most small countries.
You call Amway Arena the O-rena!
You were born somewhere else, and have come to retire.
You turn the heat on in your house when the temperature dips below 65.
OBT is the first thing you think when you see a girl in a halter top and go-go boots.
You know where six major motels are around your house.
You know where Parramore Street is, and you go out of your way to avoid it.
You buy a new sweater that will only be worn once a year.
You know who Don Reed and Bob Dance are.
Your social calendar revolves around football games.
You know what Fashion Square, Altamonte Springs, Florida, Oviedo, and Seminole Towne have in common. And which places have the better bargains.
You speak English to a cashier, and they stare at you like you've given them a difficult algebra equation.
Everyone thinks the Magic will win the NBA title every year.
You know where to find 4 different Ci-Ci's pizzas.
You still can't understand why it's called the Sunshine state.
You think the Bank of America tower is as famous as the Empire State Building.
You have to find a "new" less-crowded beach every year.
It rains during the rainy season at 3pm everyday like clockwork.
You have more flip flops in your closet than anything else.
You crack jokes about the Parliament House.
There are only two weather conditions: "hot or raining"
You know someone who has passed out from humidity.
There is a gator in your swimming pool, and you know who to call.
Anyone who visits makes you take them to Disney.
You don't know why you live in Orlando.
Your idea of mass transit is the Disney monorail.
You know you can't get lost in downtown.
You know there's no shortcuts to avoid traffic.
You spend more on gas to drive to your job than you get paid.
You remember when the Magic were good.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Orlando.
