Nevada duke 07's blog: "FUBAR"

recently somone I knew contacted one opf my new frineds and if your reading this let me know I lost alot of information and if i didnt contact you i appologize. but if someone has something to say say it to me not somone else. and i do have a bad memory short term but verey friendsly cause everyone needs a friend cassy

howdy all for those of you i had your yahoo names i lost them so if you could send them again =) thanks i was hacked and hmmmm it sucks lol

just wanted to say happy hollidays to all my friends and family and to all the new people i do not know yet may the new year be good to you and all your holiday wishes come true and a special wish to those i know dearly =) and hope to see soon and will always cherrish thank you for being my friend and family

Oh, a sleeping drunkard Up in centeral park, And a lion-hunter In the jungle dark, And a Chinese dentist, And a british queen-All fit together In the same machine. Nice,nice,verry nice; Nice,nice verry nice; Nice nice verry nice- Somany different people In the same device.

>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib. If you try to >suppress >a sneeze you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If >you keep your eyes open by force they can pop out. > >12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one >reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. > >13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. > >14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. > >15.) More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received >a >telephone call. > >16.) Horses can't vomit. > >17.) Butterflies taste with their feet. > >18.) In 10 minutes, a category three hurricane releases more energy than >all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. > > >19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. > >20.) On average people fear spiders more than they do death. > >21.) Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived >immigrants. > >22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are >already married. > >23.) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. > >24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. > >25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs. > >26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men. > >27.) It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. > >28.) The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year >because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight >of all the books that would occupy the building. > >29.) A snail can sleep for three years. > > >30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." > >31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears >never stop growing. > >32.) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. > >33.) All polar bears are left handed. > >34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, >including their eyebrows and eyelashes. > >35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > >36.) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on >only one row of the keyboard. > >37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. > >38.) If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She >would stand 7 feet, 2 inches tall. > >39.) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. > >40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. > >41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. > >42.) Almost everyone who reads this bulletin will try to lick their elbow.

Many are burned by love and then never try it again, as they are reluctant due to the pain it caused... to be loved, one must love themselves first..... to have love, one must allow love into their life to keep love, one must compromise with the one they love to keep the fire burning brightly.....to love..is simply to allow oneself to feel the heart open and allow to be loved.....dont be afraid of love, it can not kill you, only make you stronger .....granted it can hurt....but hurt is fixable, it can heal and it can make one wiser.... Put no demands on love, and love will bring you much. Give love away, and it will be yours in greater and greater abundance. With love, what was weak will grow strong. With love, what was impossible becomes real. Love can find the beauty and value in even the most desperate situation. Love will bring hope where nothing else can. Though love cannot be explained, it can never be denied. Love has its own reality that transcends the most oppressive limitations. Love elevates what it touches to a higher dimension. When love is present, fears are calmed, wounds begin to heal, and joy is gloriously within reach. Love, not because there is a reason, but because there is the possibility. Love, and you will know what you cannot understand. Love is difficult to define yet easy to recognize. The more of it you give away, the more of it you have. The less you demand of love, the more it will bring to you. The fewer conditions you place on love, the more perfectly it will suit you, and the more meaningful it will become. Love can make a powerful, positive difference whenever it is present. And love can work its magic in every corner of your life. Give love to another and you forge a connection that empowers you both. Love the world around you and it will become more beautiful as a result. Love what you do and you become considerably more effective. Add love to knowledge and you'll have wisdom. Love life itself and you'll always find ways to give real meaning to every moment. JUST LOVE..... Love is when you look into someone's eyes and see their heart. Love is a decision not an emotion or feeling, that if made from the heart will outlast anything...

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now lets see....... our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

as life goes on i realized it was frivaless to hold onto grydges and discontent for people. recently i have a few people in my past start talking to me again. I know there is broken bridges and just kind of makes you wonder, i thinhk my dad was right in saying noone really cares about anyone else, it was or is about self prservation. I also think there is afew people that do actually care, but they can not really show it. I also think that certain actions defeine who we are as a person and we are judged by those actions whne the time is right. I used to find redeption in a bottle but that is never a good thing, we all have face our demons just have to deal with them eventually. eventually things will work out just have to be paitent and stay strong. If noone cares what is then the purpose of makin new friends? I love new frineds and getting to know pepole

Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology." MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Honey Mustard yummmy Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A.Arbys or KFC lickin chicken Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A.Black Angus or and red lobster Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A: 20% or if she is really friendly more =) Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? A: steak and pasta Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. Pepperoni and black olives Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A: butter sometimes jelly TECHNOLOGY Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A: military theme with an eagle Q. How many televisions are in your house? A: 2 and one is on an old broken one lol BIOLOGY Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. Right Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A. teeth and some other things i think lol Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? A . years ago the ones i haveina jar have cavitys Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? A. my beverage Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? A. not this week BULL[CRAP]OLOGY Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? A.no that would take the fun out of it Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? A. mud Q. What color do you think looks best on you? A. im damn sexy everything looks good on me LMAO Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? A. ummm it looked like food Q. Have you ever saved someone's life? A. yes that was fun Q. Has someone ever saved yours? A. Yes a few times im kinda dumb DAREOLOGY Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? A. I could have got 100 bucks damn Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? A. why not sure they have prostics now Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? A. sure show me the money Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? A . ya but no ones gonna buy the mag. Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? A. no cant say that i would Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? A. fuck ya. i got a list! DUMBOLOGY Q: What is in your left pocket? A: i took it out im home usually phone and or watch Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? A. when your drunk it is funny Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? A. tile/carpet Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? A.stand why woul dyou sit im confused Q: Could you live with roommates? A. yes, i do Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? A. 2 Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? A. social or other LOL Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A. i dont know Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8 A. my sis LASTOLOGY Q: Friend you talked to? A. Kathy Q: Last person who called u? A. Kathy Q: Person you hugged? A. Jessica Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face? A: jack FAVORITOLOGY Q: Number? A: 07 Q: Season? A: fall CURRENTOLOGY Q: Missing someone? A: Nope Q: Mood? A: content Q: Listening to? A: married with childeren Q: Watching? A: married with childeren Q: Worrying about? A. if i have enough food for bbq RANDOMOLOGY Q: First place you went this morning? A: the bathroom Q: What can you not wait to do? A: have a bbq Q: What's the last movie you saw? A: does porn count?> Q: Do you smile often? A: usually Q: Are you a friendly person? A: yes i am