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Shush You
Soooooo I havent written an actual blog in a long time. So here it goes. Whats been going on? Not much again. Whats with all these bouncing pictures?? The baby is doing fine. BUt had to get tested for diabeites again. Thats not fun.The guclose stuff tastes soo fucking nasty.Kills me to think i probably have to do it with each kid i want. And thats about 2 to 4 more... Oh well. I'll make sure my kid knows the sugar inducing medicine i had to take for them :)Does sound too bad though. oh well. My sinus headaches are getting pretty bad. but i cant really take the medicine i want for it. Its freeezing tits in here. The money for the wedding is dwindleing down and no wedding stuff to show for it... I do think I am too nice and patient most of the time. My tummy is upset again..dammnit.

Im A Fuberlord!!!
hello fubar peeps after countless rates and comments and adds and fans.....im finally a fubar lord...now i know to most its not a big deal...but to me it is....i dont havea vip....or thousans of freinds fans or crushes....im a just a regular dude passin time...and made met some cool ppl pn here...now i know must ppl save these kinds of blog for godfather and up....but i doubt i get that far...im blessed fora short time to have awesome freinds that help me....even though some of my freinds didnt help like i wanted them too..they still offer congrats and i know they would have try to help...the reason im writin this blog b/c for ahwile i wasnt online...and fell behind....most ppl know im not eally into all that stuff...i enter one contest....and finish thid (thx shell) and won a ticker....a friend of mine whono longer on fubar,,brought me a blast...me a regular joe...but anyway...the point is im mostly her for chatiin and meetin new ppl.....bu

Poetry In The Making
passion without words. life without meaning. What's it all matter if we can't go on dreaming? Some say it gets better. Some say never fear. What's it all matter if you never have shed a tear? Art without canvas. A sky without blue. What's it all matter if I don't have you? Passion without purpose Life without death What's all matter if I don't have a breath? Some say life is too short Some say live for the day What's it all matter if you have nothing to say? Music without sound Paper without pen What's it all matter when you live in sin? Life is a mystery Life we live in mysery No end just stuck in a passion What's it all matter in mid session?

Being Direct
Someone once asked: "How do you tell someone that you really like them without flat-out saying it?" She was really starting to like this guy see, and she wanted him to know, but she is shy and didn't know quite how to go about it. Like everyone of us, she is afraid of rejection, and so she hesitates, and considers letting it go... I think she should tell him privately that she would like to get to know him better and invite him to dinner (that she makes) at her place and a DVD. If a man is interested, he will not say 'No thanks' to this invitation. If he does, that's all you need to know, he is not interested in you. Men are simple and direct, for the most part. If you approach them with calmness, clarity and directness, most men will respond positively. Unless of course they just aren't interested. Either way you find out where you stand.

Must Be Me
I am always confused by the opposite sex and dating. If I'm understanding and a good listener I become a friend. Not that there is anything wrong with being friends but sometimes that becomes a death label to any possible expansion of the relationship. I have found that the worse that I have acted toward women, the more responsive they have been. It is not my nature to be an asshole but I do what I have to do at times. To my women friends who read this, I want to know: If you want a man to be there for you, listen to you, respect you, why do you go for the guy who is just the opposite? Just want to know.

I Just Wish For Once!!
i just wish for once i can be happy with my life everyone says hang in there it will be ok but they dont know what the fuck im going through. im working full time trying to right my wrongs and go back to school but i can only do it for my self and my future family and children all i can do is live this misrable life out and hope for it to get better but what happens when i stop having hope then what. i dont wish to hurt myself what so ever but at times i think everyones lief would be a lil better with out me in it. like for instance all my mom can do is sit thtere and worry about me well if i was not alive she would not have to worry ne more and daniel well his life would be easyer considering im a QUOTE "bitch" and all i do is bitch at him about things i dont mean to make it seem that way, but if u think about it if i was not in daniels life he would prolly be better off along with everyone else and on top of it all i would be a non exsiting figmint of all ur imagintations. at points

I Want More
Squeezing your body tight. But for all I see as I daydream- I know I'll get tenfold tonight. Running my palms across your breast, As you tremble and bite your lip. Feeling your hands upon my chest, The softness of each fingertip. Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft, And slowly lowering my kiss. Over pert nipples, across your navel, And finally into pure bliss. Looking upon your face from below- As you tilt back your head. Feeling your fountains begin to flow- As you ease back on the bed. Your "innocent little devil" look- Crying insatiably with the sensation. Lip to lip lapping up every drip- From the well of your creation. The way you pull me up by the hair- To the heat of your mouth, on fire. No other thoughts, no other cares, Just the quenching of mad desire. Riding the tide of passion, Pushing my love into you. On the waves of your emotion- In slow motion, so sweet and true. Pulse pounding in resounding rapture, Taken to the hilt, then just

Happy Holidays
i just wanted to say to all my sexy fubar family fans friends fans of contacts have a great christmas im going to florida today i will be back after christmas!!! dont forget the troops stay safe god bless!!

While I Breathe
While I breathe, I hope There are 20 Billion People, 20 billion Realities, how many Do you know? One? Your own? How well Can you know? The complexities of Another, when we are so Confused to our own. How do you know Another exists? when you Do not have the reality Of them in your face, Memories assure us I am real, so you Must be real, since I remember the Experience of you. Does our existence Depend upon the Memories we leave Behind? I am glad And elated that your Memories fills me With wonder Of your beauty, Spirit and intelligence. You could be anyone Yet you deign to be My friend. I rejoice in Your reality, my Reality, your Existence guaranteed At least While I breathe Poet

To A Lucky Lady
The Protective Shield To him the Fool that spins The tale as if I ever believed The lines any more than He, who dances the dance, So pretty the male Peacock And he who Never walks the walk Yet talks the talk Yet why would I, why should I Believe him any more Than believing that The songbird Sings for me and Never the reality That he sings only For himself As all men do And I believe Poet

Hd
HD She pulls away, Back strong, a hint Of tattoo shows Beneath her shirt. Did you know She taught herself To ride, confidant. A rose on a whirlwind. Delicate, symmetrically Perfect in body, And soul Such I love. Yet, when you, Look her in The eye, she turns away, Not sure, enigma. Silly smile, wise yet Tentative, what a mother She will be, so Many gifts to give. Pickett fence In her future, A Partner in crime, Mischievous, yet Solid foundation she offers. Her name brings forth The flowers In the spring, Blossoming. Simple but elegant Yet when I hear the roar of any Motorcycle it says to me… The name, that speaks of life Life re-discovered in me… HD... Poet

Two
Two Adherents of love Discover the strength Of liberation, escaping Burdens of just me Existence, a deliverance, A redemption, The forming of two. Change from one To two frees Us, while we Commit, an Equality, a fraternity, We can yet grow As one, yet two Who develop a Passion, a loss Of anonymity, A completeness to Know two. We do not want “REALLY” to be one, We want to be two, To be equals, Free to be you, Free to be me. Where equality Is real, freedom Becomes a duality Of two, the Accomplishments of The two, never A subjugation of The one by another, But the life Experiences Of the two. Liberation of love Is the forming of The two. It Escapes the burden’s, The fears, Of an untenable Just one. It allows You to be you And me to be me Without fear. Poet

Feeling A Little Stressed??????
Feeling a little stressed???? Life getting on your nerves? Can't stand the pressure? Here's a new relaxation technique that might help ... Sit comfortably ... Close your eyes halfway to dim the light. Take a deeeeeep breath ... Are you concentrating? Clench and unclench your fists. Feel the tension moving to your hands? Now slowly ... pull your arms back as far as you can ... AND... Whack the person next to you really hard! Doesn't that feel better?!? Consider yourself whacked.... ....HAVE A NICE DAY!....

Down In The Dumps!
Yesterday I finally got some time to go and see my father, who is currently in hospital care, waiting for a nursing home to come available for him. Well he has gottten worse since the last time I saw him. He is very sick now, he might lose his foot because of his diabetes, also his memory is getting worse with each day. he didn't even know who i was for a few mintues when i got there. This is becoming a very hard thing for me to face, I don't think he will last another year. I am not ready to give up on him yet but it is a reality i will have to soon face. Also on the other hand I have finally met my older brother that my father had with a woman over 55 years ago, my brother Chuck and his wife Kathy came to town to see our father, who he hasn't seen since he was 2 yrs old. I also discovered that I have another sister who lives about an hour and half drive away from me.

Practice
you practice hard all week, then the weekend comes around. This race means everything... its for the championship. Your tied for first in points. You take your practice laps and then race your first moto. You got second... and the person your tied with got first. You go back to the pits and get ready for the second moto. The moment you've been waiting for has finally come. Your sitting in the gate waiting for the 30 second board to come up. You and 39 other people waiting to rush into the first corner. The board comes up... your heart is pounding, you can't even breath. Within 3 to 5 seconds it all comes down to the start. All your doing is concentrating on the gate.... nothing else matters.Waiting... Waiting...... the gate drops. I am a motocrosser, and this moment right here... is what i live for.

Mother Earth Sleeps
A little something I just wrote and wanted to share. 21 December 2007 Our Mother Earth Today is a day I pray for love and peace. A day I thank Mother Earth for what she has given. A day where heaven and earth will meet. It is the day of the winter solstace The day our Mother Earth goes sleep. Do not fret or do not cry. For when she awakes all the spring birds fly. All living things come to bare. Flowers will push up and trees will blossom As the sweet smells of spring fill the air. It is a day to rejoice not to weep Because today we honor Mother Earth as she sleeps.

Comentators Blunders
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator : "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." 5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie [ Arnold > > Palmer] is playing so well is that,before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .....Oh my god!! What have I just said??" 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you

Holy Prostitution!
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I

Clouded Mind
Sitting in my mind again, sometimes not a good place to be. Horror clouds my mind, owe for the dreams that I see. Seeing red again and not sure why, rage pent up inside. Missing someone very badly, maybe I should just run and hide. Broken when I am lonesome, thats as the song goes. Still I keep my pain inside, and hurt that nobody knows. Help and take it away, you did say you were my friend. Or maybe your just like the others, they always get lost in the end.

Wtf! The Rules Need To Change!
I AM PUTTING THIS UNDER NSFW JUST BECAUSE I AM SURE I WILL GET REAMED FOR THIS ANYWAYS. Ok so last night just for the hell of it I posted a Mumm about how I wanted to do something different and give out either a VIP or a Blast. I just asked people for a reason and which they would prefer. I didn't think it was such a big deal and instead I get a letter from FUBAR saying it was illegal for me to post it and they removed it. WTF?! I dont think anything was wrong and I had planned to give one out to a person who I felt deserved it at the end of the Mumm. Instead I get reamed and told that if I do another like that then I will get my account terminated. I did not see it as harming anyone and I figured that even FUBAR would have been happy since they are the ones who get the money. I swear that if I knew the first thing about starting a web page like this, even if I had the time to do it, I would so do something that would not enforce some of these lame ass rules. With my luck I will

Your Horse Called!!!!!!!
Mad Wife Disease A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained. 'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation ' Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?' She replied. .. 'Your horse called.'

I Need You
I Need you in my life, I want to know that you will still be there. We have through some pretty rocky times. I know we havent spoken in quite along time. I still love you both. I wish we were all together again. Christmas just isnt the same without you both here. Why you turned your back on me i am not so sure i understand just why. I need you in my life, but it seems that you both have made up your mind, that it just isnt possible. I need you both yo understand that the choice I me wasnt because i never loved you both, it was because of you that i made the choice i made, it was becuause of what you taught me that i was able to make that choice. The your grandkids miss you and they want you here, what do I tell them? I need you both and so do they. The Holidays are here but so not right this year. The spirit of christmas is almost gone. I need you both will you ever need me again Mom and Dad? I love you both so very much, but i cant keep hanging on. Me

My Goodbye
Silent Pain Lonely tears slipping down my cheeks silently falling to the pages below leaving it scared with memories and feelings, scalding tears- The first markings in a blank book, Shadows reach past me through my boundries, Beyond my defences,Drawing their finger across the page smuding my tears tracing a tell-tale line of sorrow, Where joy might have been. But, with each passing second the marks fade leaving the world unaware of my pain.

Custom Skins
I finally learned how to make skins and I've been told I'm good at them. So now I'd like to offer Custom Skins for people on fubar I am asking 1000 fubux for each complete skin which includes background, banner, and divider. If you'd like to take a peek at my work, you may visit: http://fubar.com/user/1104309 http://fubar.com/user/501447 http://fubar.com/user/1313847 http://fubar.com/user/876516 http://fubar.com/user/1361977 **Please Note: I work for World Rock Radio and will not build lounges or skins for any other radio station or entity thereof.** Click banner to enter lounge

Finally Some Justice In Union City!
PILL POPPIN' THIEVES FINALLY CAUGHT!!! UNION CITY,IN- The wee town of Union City,IN can breathe a sigh of relief now that two pill poppin' theives are finally behind bars. There will be no bingo for these gals tonight. After many years of selling pills to underage girls, this mother/daughter team was finally arrested. The mother,Tammy Rubio, should win the "Parent of the Year Award" for sending her own daughter out on the street to sell her meds. The daughter,Kishtra Wolf, also known as "Diamond" to local drug addicts, is a known meth user and been known to break into local homes to steal money,medications, or anything that can be sold for drug money. So Union City can sleep well tonight knowing that there is finally a little justice this holiday season. It is the best Christmas gift the town could ever ask for...it is a very Merry Christmas indeed.

X-mas Cookies
Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal - Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. - Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. - Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. - Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. - At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. Just in case. - Turn off the mixer thingy. - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. - Pick the frigging fruit off floor... - Mix on the turner. - If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. - Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. - Next, sift two cups of

Where Did The Love Go
Once apon a time there was a woman who went by the name FTW Lost Goth Wiccan Family here when this was called Lost Cherry...She met a man who went by the name Lord Wolf and thought he was very charming..He talked her into droping the Wiccan Family and joining his bombing family LRL but alot went on and he decied to start his own bombing family as the LRL died off..Talking FTW Lost Goth into helping him by bombing with his new family still..being taken by this man and his friendship she agreed and bombed every day and did all she was told to help her friend Lord Wolf with his new endever... A month latter FTW Lost Goth was in a car wreck and badly hurt ,She had also lost a very big part of her in the wreck..lousing the last child she would ever even begin to get pregnate with...Lord Wolf clamed he was takin back by this news and wanted her to fu marry him..So in Augest Lord Wolf and FTW Lost Goth where fu married ..for by then thay had both come to chearish each other's friendship and

Happy Birthday Wishes To Our King > Our Saviour Jesus Christ ...
For your born out of Bethlem(Jesus) , for to bring peace to all men and for to saves us all. My heart over joyed yet sad; At what this child of God had to accopmlish unselfeshly ;..To save us all. What a short life He lived , what a great place in history he held ; and still does . What an impact on our lives , if we just let Him into our hearts and souls , What a great reward , what a great gift of love Jesus gave up all his life to save us ; whom he loved dearly. Plz show and act out of love to others this season. Happy Birthday ; My King , My saviour , My friend, may all find this in them to accept You (Jesus) this season and every sesaon, in the spirit which You came loved and gave and sacarificed all out of love for your brothers , sisters and childern here on earth..hugs diana

Jesus Is In Our Hearts >>>>my Gift To You All Is >> Read >>.
Jesus resides in each of us but some close him out , wont you just let him inside , what a change you see feel and know thru him (Jesus ) His love is forever , forgiving forever , alive and well for ever; thru him is what you will recieve if you belive. Hugs diana this is my gift to all you; Merry Christmas.

Early Christmas Present
It was a multi-colored fountain. Now there's two fountains in the house, So all I hear is double the water running. That's probably why I have to go to the bathroom so much now. Anywho, thanks to my grandparents for that.......

Birthday Wishes
I want to take this time to thank everyone that has sent me a Birthday wish and or gift!! Love all of my fans, friends & family!! MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts

Winter Solstice
For those who may not know, I am pagan & today is the Winter Solstice. The longest day of the year. It is when then sun is furtherest from earth. This day has been celebrated for 10's of thousands of years, for after today begins the new cycle and when the sun begins it journey back to nurture us. To ancient pagans this day was called Yule so.. This is my little gift to everyone on Fubar in the true spirit of The solstice. I wish everyone a very happy Yuletide - Holidays!!! Yula (Old Norse for wheel of the year. Origin of Yule) As the wheel of this year grinds to its end. In these darkest days, we bond with our kin. Friends & all gather to feast, And offer gifts in this time peace. To brighten cheeks & warm our hearts, Strengthening the union of thy hearth. Lighting the Yule log of ash with ashes, Of yesteryears flame, as it flickers & flashes. For twelve hours with luck, it will burn. An ignite & alight on the very first turn. Bless'ed, Evergreen, Holly, &

Merry Christmas Troops
LETS REMEMBER OUR TROOPS NOT WITH THEIR FAMILIES THIS CHRISTMAS FOR TWO VERY SPECIAL GUYS IN IRAQ LOVE AND PRAYERS & THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DO imikimi - Customize Your Worldshow them love-DR FU ROCKSTAR@ fubar Bulldog@ fubar

Him
I want... Someone who will love me for me, faults and all... Someone who can't sleep without being his last call... Someone who wants to be my last goodnight and my first hello... Someone who will hold my hand and not ever let go... Someone who means it when he says I will leave you never... Someone who looks into my eyes and sees his forever... ~Dream~

Ty All So Much
WOW.. I dont even know where to begin. Thank you all so so very much for all the love durin my HH. Im not sure how many points I got but I know its more then 300,000 so wow thank you so much!! Ive gotten tons of friends request and so many fans and rates that I'll still be catchin up when im 80! I will get to each of you asap and please if i miss anyone send me a shout or message and ill swing over and spank ya! I dont wanna leave anyone out so thank you everyone so so much for everything!!! Lots of licks and spanks to old & new friends!! xoxoxo Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Nuts Or Inlove
For almost a year now I have been in a relationship with a very beautiful and kind woman. Over this time we have had her ex black mail her and almost cost her her job. Her friends treated her like crap till I left town. I lost a house, truck and farm to go and be with her. And even here on fubar she has had a friend of hers ghost her page and steal over a million in fu bucks, delete all her pics, and do things to her and made it look like it was me for over the last two months. He has made her do things to hurt me on purpose. All just to break us up. He has her so scared she will not even put me or pics of us on her page. And after all this I am still here, wanting to marry her, love her, protect her, and hold her so high that nothing can hurt her ever again. I do not know of many men or women who would have put up with all this and still be here. So tell me am I nuts or Truly InLove? PLEASE COMMENT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!

And To All A Good Night ...
A little Christmas poem courtesy of Phillies VP Public Relations, Larry "the Baron" Shenk: ’Twas the eve of another holiday season in the Phillies’ home, Not a creature was stirring, not even the big green drone Pinstriped uniforms were once hung with care But now the clubhouse is totally bare Instead there is an electric train and a decorated tree Creating a beautiful picture of holiday glee In the stands where the fans used to cheer All is totally quiet to anyone’s ear From Phillie Phanatic to Bull’s BBQ Nothing could be spotted from anyone’s view While nestling in for a long winter’s nap One realized something big is on tap Jimmy, Ryan, Chase, Brett, Pat, Shane and Cole Will soon be back in the field ready to roll Charlie’s crew gave us a great thrill in ’07, By capturing the East, creating baseball heaven One can hardly wait for spring training to start But until then, there’s only one thing on the chart Goosebumps from a typical Harry Kalas

Casual Sex
~An article from another site, not me. I found it interesting~ College women engaging in casual sex are more likely to experience depression symptoms than college men with similar sexual practices, a study published in the Journal of Sex Research found. Although the finding might be conventional wisdom among students dealing with unpredictable relationships in the sometimes whimsical college dating scene, researchers said the study, published in August 2006, shows evidence that women can suffer more psychologically negative effects than college-age men. "We were really trying to get a sampling of how [college students] conceptualize sexuality and sexual behaviors," said Dr. Catherine Grello, a clinical psychologist and one of the study's authors. "I think for some people, [casual sex] seems to be an OK thing. For some people it's not." The study analyzed factors and circumstances surrounding casual sex to discover links between casual sex, depression and infidelity. It use

The Secert .
The Secret One day, one friend asked another, 'How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down.' With her eyes smiling, she said, 'I know the Secret!' 'What secret is that?' To which she replied, 'I'll tell you all about it, but you have to promise to share the Secret with others.' 'The Secret is this: I have learned there is little I can do in my life that will make me truly happy. I must depend on God to make me happy and to meet my needs. When a need arises in my life, I have to trust God to supply according to HIS riches. I have learned most of the time I don't need half of what I think I do. He has never let me down. Since I learned that 'Secret', I am happy.' The questioner's first thought was, 'That's too simple!' But upon reflecting over her own life she recalled how she thought a bigger house would make her happy, but it didn't! She thought a better paying job woul

Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia: I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get me Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

A Nun Grading Papers
Can you imagine a nun sitting at her desk grading papers, trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! THESE EXCERPTS ARE FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST ABOUT MIRACLES IN THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR THE SPELLING CORRECTED. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. 5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. 6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES 7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY

Gone
Staring at a blank screen waiting for your arrival but you never come. How could you leave me like this alone in a world so cold You told me you loved me with all your heart I should have known from the very start that our love would come to a bitter end. I will remain waiting for you, though, staring through my teary eyes and hoping for an I.M. that will never come knowing that I am just a figment from your past and that this is really the end.

Empty
Pale eyes, a blank expression, wander through clouds of indescribable dreams. Cold mist air, surrounded isolation flaws my occupied mind with either hate or death. Something certain will be for always; change in time forbids movement. Fearing you understands myself; help me open up, just a little more.

???? 4 U
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Merry Xmas Anthony, I Miss You, Buddy
My First Christmas in Heaven I see the countless Christmas trees around the world below. With tiny lights like heaven's stars reflecting on the snow. The sight is so spectacular, please wipe away that tear. For I am spending Christmas, with Jesus Christ this year I hear the many Christmas songs that people hold so dear. But the sounds of music can't compare with the Christmas choir up here. I have no words to tell you the joy their voices bring. For it is beyond description to hear the angels sing. I know how much you miss me; I see the pain inside your heart. But I am not so far away, we really aren't apart. So be happy for me dear ones, you know I hold you dear. And be happy and be glad I'm spending Christmas, With Jesus Christ this year. I send you a special gift from my heavenly home above, I send you each a memory of my undying love. After all "love" is the gift more prescious than pure gold. It was always most important in the stories Jesus told. Pleas

My Resolution
This year I'm gonna set my new years resolution and obtain it... I won't give my current stats but will post pictures along the way... my hope is to reach 270lbs by next year. this is a big task for me and I will be fighting with it... I want to lose it the healthy way but I don't want to make myself sick in the process... wish me luck and support this the end results will blow your mind...

First Pro Game
Last evening the Minnesota Wild played the New York Rangers. Big deal right?? Wrong! It so happens that my daughters hockey team was invited to play a exibition during the second to third period intermission. This was her first Pro Hockey game she has been to. in case you are not aware. Marion Gaborik scored 5 goals and had a assist in the other goal. He came very close to scoring a sixth goal, hits the pipe. What a glorious invitation to Pro hockey for her. She has been playing for 5 yrs. and just lives and loves the game!! This season(so far) her team has scored 34 goals. She has scored 19 of them !!! Go lex.

Merry Christmas
This year I am going to brief. I am sending this out to family, friends, associates, and all that in some way have touched my life. It seems as I get older I am learning that some things I thought were important, perhaps may not be quite that important whilst others may be more important than I may have thought. The world around me is surely not the world I was brought up in and I long for days past and times that were just as complex and complicated, but more loving, caring, and compassionate for ones fellow man. A time when the few did not rule the many, and there was not a concerted effort to drive God from our country. I thank God for all the Good things in my life, and all the things that make me understand and realize that those are indeed good things. I thank God for my family, as they are my rock. Surely happiness is an illusive state of mind based on ones particular perspective of life. None the less, I extend to you my very best wishes that you have and will con

For Bulletin
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*not A Happy Meagan*
My boyfriend isn't feeling well. Work sucked. Christmas isn't coming fast enough. The present that I ordered for Jason's step-mom hasn't come yet. I don't feel like wrapping presents.I have so much to do, and really, really don't want to do it. On top of it all? My Christmas presents disappeared out from under my tree on my profile. There were some really nice ones, too! *sob* Oh well, I guess I'm done bitching and will go find something productive to do. Leave me a present to make me feel better? :)

Drs Orders
Hey all my fubar friends and family, unfortunanlty i have managed to due some damage to my back and the Dr. has ordered me not to sit or stand for more than 39 to 60 minutes at a time......therefore i will do my best to try and help balie in her contest and get trese's page caught up as well (trese your graphics are great and i think i'm safe in sayin we all love them). I am on a few meds to try and help with the pain i am dealing with but the Dr thinks i have either a ruptured or herniated disk and he's talking about doing an MRI and then back surgey (neither of which i am happy about), so please keep me i your thoughts and please please bear with me for the next several days as i will not be able to be online as much as i want to to help ya all out. Love ya all, Janet AKA tastytease

Tim And Tammys Wedding
hey every one that wants to come to mine and s3xxylays wedding u all are welcome to come it will be next sunday at 10 pm and it will be held at the charmed angels lounge so bring ur friends and invite them to sub scribe to it and me and tammy will welcome each and every one of u when u all click sub scribe for the wedding we both would love to have u all come to it and we wanna get the charmed angels lounge rocking so please stop by and click the sub scribe to the lounge i will post the link when i get it from pheebs so please bare with me u all and i want the best wedding i have ever wanted and i wanna get the charmed angels lounge rocking so bad so please bear with me about the link ok heres the link if u all wanna come so please lets all get this room rockin and have it maxed out ty http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52504

I Want Ur Number
I WANT UR NUMBER Body: ___ Number:__________ Best time to call:________ text messaging (yes or no) _______ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=] Repost as: "i want ur #"

63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 5. Ask if you can see his gun. 6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 7. Touch him. 8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat. 9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 10. Refer to him by his first name. 11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out. 12. When he says no, cry. 13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. 14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. 15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. 16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way. 17. When he puts the handcuffs

Sweet Potato Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole 3 cups cooked and mashed sweet potatoes 1/3 cup packed brown sugar 1/3 cup eggnog 2 tablespoons margarine, melted 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 egg whites 1/2 cup packed brown sugar 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 tablespoons butter Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Coat one 2 quart baking dish with non-stick cooking spray. Combine the mashed sweet potatoes, 1/3 cup brown sugar, eggnog, melted margarine, vanilla extract, salt and egg whites. Spoon mixture into the prepared baking dish. Combine the 1/2 cup brown sugar and flour. Cut in the chilled 2 tablespoons margarine until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Sprinkle over the sweet potato mixture. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 minutes. Yield: 8 servings

My Thoughts On God!
A higher power greater then ourself's (humans) exist. This higher power comes in two forms, Holy & Evil! Yin-Yang, they co-exist. GOD represents the Holy, Satan represents the Evil. But what is, who is GOD & Satan? The image of GOD has never been revealed only glimpses of the mind & spirit of GOD have been revealed, thru the Holy inspired writings of the Bible. GOD is NOT a super natural being. GOD is everywhere & in everything. The energy that exist in everything that we know & don't know to be of molecules, atoms, ions, protons, electrons, neutrons, photons, & neutrons! Science has proven that all things are made of these. The energy that makes these things, "things" is GOD. And in everything there is Positive energy & Negitive energy, Yin-Yang. This makes life. You can NOT have Positive without the Negative. One may from time to time out balance the other but will always recoup in one form or another. Energy never dies, it's constently transforming & evo

More To Life
Dark gray clouds are in the distance, on the horizon I see the rain. Reflecting on my ordinary day, sometimes I wish I could catch a train. To a place far,far away... where nobody even knows my name. Someplace where the people are different, and there faces aren`t all the same. You ever just want to get away, drop everything that you have to do. Not a job to worry about, nobody will even miss you. Forget about the troubles of the world, maybe even on a desert island. Where the skies are blue, and there is plenty of white sand. Jerked back to reality once again, sitting on the porch watching the grass grow. Thinking of the things I haven`t seen, and everything that I don`t know. Have you ever asked yourself, whether you wanted more out of life? Well I am not sure about you, but I want more for me!!!!

Casual Sex
Went to this quaint little bar, seen this woman get out of the car. Asked her " hey can I buy you a drink" , she says " what do you think" ? So we sit and talk for a while, she tells me of her ex-boyfriend named Kyle. I think we are going at a good pace, so she asks me back to her place. Asks me do I want to stay the night, I think about it and say alright. So we watch t.v and make some popcorn, get real close together, our clothes are getting torn. Make our way into her lovely bedroom, I tell her I Think this is too soon. She says " No guy has ever told me that before" , I ask her"Oh really what are you a whore"? She said I cant believe you said that, So I go to the living room and grab my hat. She says wait i really want you to stay, not unless you have turned out to be gay. I tell her you got to be fucking kidding, would I be here if I really was? She said I guess not will you still stay, I say well I am off tomorrow anyway. So we stay together and cuddle for a while, because yes I

In A Darkened Room
Grab my head and just want to scream, to many thoughts driving me insane. Life just gets more complicated, to many twisted things going through my brain. Why do I let it bother me, just want my friends to know I care. Need to show them all, the love i have to spare. Such a beautiful day out , I need to go out and play. Here in this cold room, is where i perfer to stay. Glad you came bye to give me a hand, I will return the favor when i can. You know that I am grateful, and I am a tender hearted man. Look in the mirror what do I see, just a lost soul staring back at me. Haven`t always tried that hard, to be the person that I want to be. Sometimes I wish i was in a grave, six feet under like my father. Life sucks all the time, so why should i even bother! Contemplating what to do next, maybe talk to another friend. Or maybe wallow in my sorrows, and bring my life to a bitter end!

My New Want
for Xmas my new want is one of those mini slideshow icons folks are using in their pics. Anyone on my friends list know how to make those? I've attempted it a couple of times with horrible failure. Any help would be appreciated. :-)

Support Our Troops Xmas Poem
I found this on the net somewher and thought it was totally awesome. A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of t

A Naturalist's Guide To The Raider Nation
The Inheritor The inheritor grew up in a Raiders household, mentored by a father and/or older brother (or mother or uncle, etc.). The Raider Way was passed down to you. You may have strayed, but never far. And now you are doing your forefathers proud, and possibly nurturing a third generation in matters of pride, poise and excellence. The Lifer This is like prison, but with a happy ending. You didn't have any mentors. You got started early. It was something innate, of your own volition. It grew over time. Pretty soon, you were in it for life. You really didn't have a choice, did you? The Silver & Black Sheep Were you raised in a sea of red and gold or blue and orange, only to find your true calling in the Raider Nation from day one? The Silver & Black sheep merits specials praise, as he or she has snubbed the peer pressure of Friends and family, all in a commitment to excellence. Even in places like Denver and Kansas City, these black sheep strut confidently about town in thei

People Here That I Love So I'm Pimpin Them Out...
These are my best friends here on Fubar I love each one of them dearly...I guarantee if you take the time to check them out Add Fan and Rate them as well you will see exactly why I love them so much... My Fu Husband is so Hawt SgtRaider™*Fu-Husband Of Ecuadorian Goddess*@ fubar I love me some Peachy Peachykeenjellyb©*Tiffy'sFuWifey*HeadGreet@AfterHours*SexxyMammasFulover*@ fubar These two are such a sweet couple Ðj Frëëky @ AftërHǒurs♥ŠybërMilës♥RL G/F & Fû-fiåñcë♥Phyre Approvedϖ@ fubar and SyberMile ~ Freeky's Fu Fiance@ fubar She's soooo Hawt Tiffy*Peachykeenjellyb'sFuWifey*@ fubar This man is Always making us laugh gotta love him K E N O.........F&H Head Cap'n@ fubar This one here…no words can describe Sexxymamma~♥~FuBaЯ'sAfte®HoursGreeter~Fu Mistress2Peachykeenjellyb~Fu Owned by Trell@ fubar So be sure to Fan/Rate/Add them you won't be sorry

This Is Me
SO we all have seen them hell i have posted some of them. The surveys where you tell thing about that are supposed some sort of secret or, something that keeps you separate from the rest well y'all here is the real me! No im not going to go into the my past and give you all my life story im just gonan bust me out right now I am a man first and foremost i think like one act like one and well am on. Thanks to my 7 months in the sand box I have minor PTSD, tends to come out more when im driving or insanely stressed out. I cannot stand Stupid people, or people that have absolutely no desire to better themselves or to move above what they used to be. Self improvement is key in my life at any cost. I have trust issues been burned a few too many times to trust anyone outright. My general belief is that everyeon has an alterior motive, wether they believe it, think it or not. I love my animals and my religion and my army they are foremost in my life and i would do anythign for them. Unlike

Remember Them Always
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perh

"portrait Of A Friend"
"Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,But I can cry with you and help

~i Need~5000~to~be~ahead
can i get aleast30-40 poeple on here i know i have friends here! so ther is the pic please if i can get 10-20comments from each of u it will help out BIG~TIME~ OR MORE THANK YOU !! SO MUCH! FOR THOSE THAT DO HELP XOXO

The Crow's Story
The Crow's Story The following story is based on a legend of the Lenape people. I’m not quiet sure who the Lenape people were (I’ll be doing research on the subject as soon as I find the time), but I think that they were inhabitants of the Caribbean islands or Puerto Rico centuries ago. The Crow’s Story Legend has it that long ago, when the Earth was still young, there lived a people most blessed by the Gods, for they lived in perfect harmony with one another, without greed or avarice. To honor these simple people, the Gods were most generous with their gifts, and the greatest of all of the gifts was that of the Crow. You see, the Crow was the most beautiful creature to ever be created; a bird so colorful, with wings sprinkled with shining pearl dust, and a voice so beautiful, so melodic as to calm the angriest man or lull the fussiest baby. These people were most fortunate to share their land with such a miraculous creature. But as often it happens, there became,

Jesus And The Elves
Jesus and the Elves" And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn. And the angel of the Lord spoke to the shepherds and said, "I bring you tidings of great joy. Unto you is born a Savior, which is Christ the Lord." "There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to be strolling by. As he explained to Joseph, angels are widely regarded as religious symbols, and the stable was on public property where such symbols were not allowed to land or even hover. "And I have to tell you, this whole thing looks to me very much like a Nativity scene," he said sadly. "That's a no-no, too." Joseph had a bright idea. "What if I put a couple of reindeer over there near the ox and ass?" he said, eager to avoid sectarian strife. "That would definitely help," said the Pharisee, who kn

King Arthur And The Witch
King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be

A Fairy Tale For The Assertive Woman
A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog, as she sat contemplating ecological issues, on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, handsome, charming, young Prince that I was and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't fucking think so.

Dec. 21, 2007 10:01 Pm "strange Shit, Ain't It?"
Dec. 21, 2007 10:01 pm I was sitting here alone reading Nikki's new book the Heroin Diaries. Outta the blue it told in the book who Nona was. It was Nikki's grandmother who raised him. Much like I was raised by my Grandmother as a child. Strange shit, ain't it?

I Hate The Holidays
So this year I get to spend christmas, my birthday, and possibly new year's by myself. My mom walked back out of my life. My good friend is going home tomorrow to visit family, and my girlfriend is in PA with family and I have no money to get out there. God the holidays are depressing.

Raider Nation Prayer
"Our owner, who art in Oakland, Davis be thy name. By draft day come, thy will be done. On the field as it is on paper, Give us this day our weekly win And forgive us for our bashing, as we forgive no one who bashes against us Lead us not into a top 20 draft pick, but deliver us from mediocrity. For thine is THE NATION and the glory, and the power for ever and ever AMEN"

Dungeons And Dragons
I Am A: Lawful Good Human Paladin (6th Level) Ability Scores: Strength-11 Dexterity-11 Constitution-13 Intelligence-12 Wisdom-15 Charisma-10 Alignment:Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest. Race:Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like. Class:Paladins take their adventures seri

Survey
First of all I figure some of you won't fill this out and it is ok. These are just some random questions I have come up with or borrowed from other surveys. Although if you would please fill out as many of these questions as you fill comfortable with and send it back. Also I will send this back to you if you would like. I warn you that this going to be long. Hopefully not to long for those of you who are filling it out. As always thank you. I want to save these so I can know you better. 1.What is your full name? 2.Do you go by any type of nickname? 3.What is your age? 4.What is your birthday? 5.Where were you born? 6.Where do you live now? 7.What is your natural hair color? 8.Hair color now? 9.What is your eye color? 10.What is your height? 11. What is your weight? 12. Do you smoke? 13.Do you Drink? 14.Do you do any type of drugs? 15.Would you ever date someone who smoked? Drank? Did drugs? 16.What is your e-mail address? 17.What type

How Old Is Grandpa
> > How old is Grandpa??? > > > > > > Something to ponder, as we head towards the future > > > > > > > > How old is Grandpa??? > > > > Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. > > > > One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current > > events. > > The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at > > schools, the computer age, and just things in general. > > > > The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: > > > > ' television > > > > ' penicillin > > > > ' polio shots > > > > ' frozen foods > > > > ' Xerox > > > > ' contact lenses > > > > ' Frisbees and > > > > ' the pill > > > > There w ere no: > > > > ' credit cards > > > > ' laser beams or > > > > ' ball-point pens > > > > Man had not invented: > > > > ' pantyhose > > > > ' air conditioners > > > > ' dishwashers > > > > ' clothes dryers > > > > ' and the clothes were hung out to dry

Diamond In The Rough
diamond in the rough Someone or something with potential or talent but lacking training or polish: “Her singing voice is beautiful, but she needs help with her gestures; she’s a diamond in the rough.” This phrase refers to the fact that diamonds found in nature are rough and uneven. They must be cut and polished to bring out their true beauty. I have been told that i am a "Diamond in the Rough"

Beating Hearts Baby
(Beating Hearts Baby) Baby is this love for real? (Beating Hearts Baby) Let me in your arms to feel (Beating Hearts Baby) The beating of your heart, baby (Beating Hearts Baby) The beating of you heart, baby You, you want nothing to do with me [x2] I, I don't know what to do with you 'cause you don't know what you do to me [Chorus:] Baby is this love for real? Let me in your arms to feel The beating of your heart baby The beating of your heart, baby [repeat] Girl, you really got your hold on me [x2] Girl, you gotta get away from me 'Cause you want nothing to do with me [Chorus (x2)] In spite of you Even out of view Still I love all of you I do, yeah [repeat] You, you want nothing to do with me [x2] Baby is this love for real? Let me in your arms to feel Your Beating Hearts Baby The beating of your heart baby [2x] (Beating hearts baby) Baby is this love for real? (Beating hearts baby) Let me in your arms to feel (Beating hearts baby) Y

Poetry
This is for all the poeple out there that is in love. A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

Want... Click The Pic... Its Almost Over..
Rate all pics 11s during HH only Rate all stash during Hh only Add to family while you own me "Owned" salute #1 friend for the month Pimpout in my About Me section for the month Lifetime pimpout in blog Autographed bra (worn in the salute) 4 salutes (2SFW, 2NSFW) Add to yahoo 4 1 hour webcam sessions (NSFW to be discussed) Personal phone call 50 Custom pics for your eyes only ps... I am throwin in my personal underwear in the webcam session....

To Everyone Out There In Fubar Land Happy Holidays
MyHotComments MyHotComments Have a wonderful and great and safe upcoming holidays this next week, hugs and kisses to all the sexy ladies out there,and to My friends on here as well have a good one You all, muahz ttyl Ghosty.

Logitech G9: Gaming Mice Redefined
Logitech redefines gaming mice with their latest gamer-oriented mouse The Logitech G9 is nothing to scoff at among the wide range of gaming mice. At first it may have been considered just a large gimmick with it's adjustable weights and two different grips but are actually very solid features. The custom click-on grips are a fresh breath to the gaming-mouse world. Nothing has been introduced like it yet, and this author was very impressed by it's implementation. While it took some time to get used to, it was an feature that is hard to stop using. In the middle of an intense gaming session I found myself switching between the two grips actively and found myself gaining an advantage between the two for different uses. The G9's true innovation is, as stated above, the custom grips. Logitech has hinted that it will be releasing more grips for the G9 (no dates have been mentioned) in the future, which will add a large list of different styles, shapes, and textures to the G9's funct

Cwp Contest Heads Up!!
I have just recently been given the post "Head of Promotions" for CLUB WICKED PARANOIA *****curties***** *****cue applause***** Ok, that's enough! Our goal is to make Club Wicked Paranoia one of the best, if not THE best lounge in Fubar. In order to do that, we're going to need EVERYONE'S help! If you know someone who you think would love it in there (and that will be everyone you know, trust me) than send them an invite! Get them in there! I, Angi, aka Blanche, aka the funniest girl in CWP Ever!, will be sponsoring at LEAST one contest a month to promote the lounge. This is going to start in January, after the holiday shit is out of the way. Prizes for these contests will be either a 1 month VIP, a Ticker package, or a 1, 3, or 7 day Blast! Contests will be advertised ONE WEEK ahead of the start date. Prizes, along with the rules and regulations will be advertised in my blogs, bulletins, and anywhere else I feel like putting them! Several staff will also be av

Diet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight Loss program.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,

Cait Sidhe
The Cat Sìth or Cat Sídhe is a fairy creature from Scottish and Irish mythology, said to resemble a large black cat with a white spot on its breast. Legend has it that the spectral cat haunts the Scottish Highlands. Some common folklore suggested that the Cait Sìth was not a fairy, but a transformed witch. The myths surrounding this creature are more common in Scottish Folklore, but a few myths originate in Irish folklore as well. As proposed by British cryptozoologist Dr. Karl Shuker, in his book Mystery Cats of the World (1989), it is possible that the legends of the Cat Sìth were inspired by Kellas Cats, which are probably a distinctive hybrid between European Wildcats and domestic cats only found in Scotland (the European Wildcat is absent from elsewhere in the British Isles). Typical Kellas Cats resemble large black wildcats, but with some peculiar features closer to domestic cats, and have probably been present in Scotland for centuries, maybe even some 2 millennia or more.

Lessons Learned Part 1
i have been given an opportunity and hopefully made the best of it. i knew that there was a lot to learn to stop this princess from becoming stuckup spoiled and downright rude. i didn’t realize how hard it would be to avoid such things. i had already headed down the path to seeing the fruition of these labors and it wasn’t pretty. Yes as most of my friends will attest to, i can be quite selfcentered, egotistical, and pious. i am rarely wrong and if i am i will be the first to admit it. There is a lot of pride in that statement. In all honesty, if i was any kind of friend at all i wouldn’t use that statement. Why does this little girl have such a hard time showing her appreciation of her friends? They bend over backwards for me when i need them the most. They put up with all my bitchiness and shit and love me still. i want to grow to be a better person than who i am now. To sum it up, i’d like to learn the self control and discipline it takes to be a person who can change her corn

Australian Men Are Retarded!!!
i don't care how good-looking they are...they have got to be dumber than a box of rocks! just cuz i wouldn't cam with this loser (of whom didn't have a cam in return-which i why i refused) he told me to remove him off my list cuz he 'don't like to play games'. how fucking retarded do you have to be?! was i wrong to refuse to cam with this guy?!

What Goes Around..........
And the seasons, they go round and round And the painted ponies go up and down We can't return, we can only look Behind from where we came And go round and round and round in the circle game. --Joni Mitchell High in the mountains near Sun Valley, Idaho, is a small cabin. The cabin is always left open for hikers to rest and refresh themselves. There is food in the cabin and wood for a fire. Often, weary backpackers have arrived there, tired and thirsty, to find just the beverage or snack they needed to help them on their way. The cabin operates on a system of trust - if you use something in the cabin, you replace it with something else. Perhaps it is just the thing the next traveller needs to go on. It is a circle game. We are all part of a big circle. If we give of ourselves or do a favor for someone, eventually - sometimes years later - someone will do something for us that will help us on our way. We do these little deeds without expecting to be rewarded, and we can accep

Kosovo,[to The Tune Of The Beach Boys' "kokomo"]
Kosovo to the tune of The Beach Boys' "Kokomo" by the Norwegian Army Telemark battalion ********************************* Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go Pristinia, blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia I'll race ya... Somewhere far overseas There's a place called Kosovo That's where you don't want to go If you're Albanian at all Protecting human rights Air strikes and firefights And we'll be dropping our bombs Wherever Serbian bad guys hide Just up from Kosovo Somalia, Grenada, Or rescuing Kuwait-a We screwed ya Rwanda Wish we coulda helped ya Iraqi embargo That's where we got hustled Ooo so now we're helping out in Kosovo We'll kiss some ass and then we'll see how it goes And then we really don't know Good luck to Kosovo Mi-lo-se-vic You sorry son of a bitch [musical interlude] Every time we go To little places like Kosovo We never really know What happens after we go T

Hey All My Friends And Family..i Have Something To Say..plz Read
well i am moving ..and by Christmas i should be moved but i am not sure when my internet will be on ..maybe a week or 2 ..so i thought i let u all know so u did not worry...i will be missing talking to most of u and hope u all still leave me comments and let me know i am loved..i hope u all have a great holiday and have lots of fun..and i see u all soon huggzz..lots of love to u all..u mean alot to me..stacie

Here Is The Cutest Damn Pic I Found
WISHING ALL AWSOME DAY WAHOOOO IM GOING TO BE WITH MY KAGE FOR " NEW YEARS " AND IM THE HAPPIEST WITCH THEIR IS SO , FROM US TO YOU'S Get Funny Pictures at pYzam.com LOVE YOU'S CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

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People
My name, is NOT baby. If you have never talked to me before and I don't know you, don't assume you can call me baby. Some of you guys on here that like to sb, learn how to be polite first. Please. It just pissed me off when the first thing that you type is 'hey baby'. I'm not your baby. Not now, not tomorrow, probably not ever. K? Thanks. =]

My First Thoughts
When I first joined this site I did not know what to do, Then in one precious moment I was found by you, Not sure at first if this was real, But now I cannot stop the way that I feel, My stomach is tied in knots and my heartbeat is racing, After a life with you I am now chasing, I am scared and show a little fear, But something has woke up inside that I did not know I could feel, Both of us have been hurt before and that is true, But I just cannot resist giving my heart to you, I feel now that my life is starting over, As long as I am with you I will look to no other, Your voice to me is an inspiration, I now know your heart is my destination, I long now to look in your eyes and feel your touch, Never thought I could love someone this much, Your voice arouses my soul and your picture greets my eyes, I know in my heart I could love you till the day I die, I know you have your doubts that what I say is true, It would be an honor spending my life prov

This Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated
I normally dont post these but a Lady should be treated with respect and be shown how much the mean to you, so here it is and I hope you take the time to read it. To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that wou

Do You Believe?
Look into your heart and tell me what you see. Am I still on your mind; are you thinking of me? Do you wake in the night and let out a sigh? Do you whisper my name and wonder why; I can't be there with you tonight? With you in my arms, holding you tight? Do you believe in the miracle of Love Do you believe in you Do you believe in Love Do you believe it could happen to you Take me in your arms, don't ever leave With you in my arms, I'll make you believe! I believe in Love, always and forever. I believe in us, you and I together. I can't believe Love is pain, You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. Tell me you believe and give it a whirl... Do you believe... I'm not like the other girls? Hold on tight, for I've given you my heart; Heart and soul from the very start. For your Love, I'll wait forever With all my heart, I believe we'll be together. Tell me you believe Love is bliss, That you can believe in the magic of our first kiss. Answer me one qu

My Love
Has it been a while Since I last told you I misses you Has it been a while Since I last told you I love you I know I haven't been telling you those words Words that you love to hear I know I haven't been showing the love Love that was meant to be in our hearts I know Its been a long time Since I hold you hands Kissing you softly I know, Work have pull us apart Making us hard to be together Leaving us away from each other But, My love, From the day, I vowed to love you, My love has always been true I will always be faithful My love will not venture away You have my heart You always will Till the day I die My love can only belong to you Never to another You are my only love

To All My Friend,family And Fans
glitter-graphics.com Instead of trying to type out all the individual greetings to each and every one of you I thought to save these old hands a bit of stress by saying that I wish all of you on here a grand and glorious holiday and may the coming year be all you hope for and more. To all my speciall friends and family,may you know that you are in my heart and in my prayers whether you wish to be or not...to those of you who have decided I am no longer worthy to be your friend you are also included. So to all of youI wish you a politically incorrect MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

Violent Beauty
Hair as black as midnight Eyes as violet as the sky when it snows She haunts you in your dreams She stalks you when you're awake Violent Beauty walks the path of her fate Leaving chaos and destruction behind her all around She stands alone, having slain those close to her She desires no comrades, people are useless She is neither human, demon nor a combination of both Pure Dark Sorceress, and she's true to the title True evil with a hint of innocence She does what is necessary to get by Even if it comes to degrading herself Conquests never survive to spin tales of her Silenced by death with a kiss Violent Beauty is as Violent Beauty does Causing tragic deaths of the unrelenting fools If you should ever catch a glimpse

Because Of You
BECAUSE OF YOU My heart is gone Because of you And what you did That made it break Because of You My heart is gone It’s torn in two And nothing you or anyone can do Will make it whole Because of You My heart is gone Because it was broken Because of you From the feelings that were misunderstood That lead to what you said Because of you My heart is gone And feels like forever Like I no longer can love The same way I used to Because of you My heart is gone Because of you!

Screw It!!!
Im gonna go lay back down in bed.. if anyone wants to contact me they only need read bcak in my blog and do it... anyone else should already know how to contact me...only a couple people i really wanna talk to today anyhow...no offence to anyone... Talk more soon....

Commenting
I AM WITH SOMEONE.YOU GUYS LEAVEING ME NASTY REMARKS, DREWING OVER YOUR SELFS, AND PMING ME IN THE SHOUT BOX, BEING NASTY TO ME SAYING RUDE STUFF TO ME, IM NOT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK I AM, I AM NOT A FUCKING SLUT AND A CAM WHORE, SO IF YOU GUYS CANT SHOW ME SOME DAMN RESPECT, LIKE I DO U GUYS, THEN FUCKING WALK......

A Salute From Me
So I'm thinking of doing some salutes for my friends and others as well basically whoever would like a salute from me (Sfw only you wanna get points for posting it don't you?) So if you want a salute let me know but also I would like to be sent between 500-1000 fubucks for making these for you Like I said you can send anywhere from 500 to 1000 and I will make you one If you don't have a lot of fubucks not a problem send 200 and I will still hit you up with a salute

Speeding Ticket!!!
Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,"Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over

What Would You Say If Someone You Didnt Know Asked You Out
what would you say if one day someone you hadnt seen just asked you out on here or over the phone or email what would you say me it would depend on whether i felt a connectionto the person, personna , and theyre ability to be compassionate yet still be passionate to

About Christmas
I really don't care for Christmas to many bad memories. I lost my son 3 days after his 3rd birthday on Dec. 5th, my brother was born on Dec. 5th and died May 30, 1995, and and got put in the system w/ my siblings a long time ago. So Christmas kinda' reminds me of what I don't have instead of being grateful for the things I do have. Anyways, no one wants to hear this sh--it

Greetings From Vegas Mostly
Well Since I've been out here I wrote a few things up and never posted them here so they are all here in one blog instead of like 3 or 4.... Greetings From Vegas ~Just doin it the easiest way! I just want to tell all my friends I MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH! :) Love ya guys.... So far while in Vegas I've been sick! STUPID DAYCARE! lol I went to a Bill Engvall show on Saturday. Was AWESOME!!!! I wore makeup too. Will have pictures up of it when I get home, I look retarded but I will put them up I promise! :) SO---- Katrina, Cutie, and Spanky, I miss ya girls! Make sure you tell my Ms Stetnie I miss her too! Only 6 more days and I will be home!!!!! yay! Then I have to make my first payment on my fine! hahah Love ya guys, Off to the shower! Just did a bulletin (figured it was easier to get in touch with EVERYONE at once!) *Oh I have my cell on!!! and with me at all times. so if you got the number, call or text me at any time! Just remember I'm 3 hours behind so if you call

The Story Of My Life... Roflmao
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. 'He's a funeral director,' she answered. 'Interesting,' the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the

Dad
Someone take me from this place take me somewhere new somewhere without him all your broken promises all my shattered dreams broken and battered i stand another fight yet again when will it all end You promised the world and all i got where lies you promised to care and all i did was cry so dad where are you now no one to fall on no one to help I yell and yell and all you do is ignore me so now i lay here crying and alone once again you have left this time never to return

My Desire To Hold You Near
I feel a burning deep within, As time on a clock passes away, My passion grows stronger for you, each and every passing day, My desire to hold you near, Also comes with suttle fear, The longing to touch your soft skin, To make animalistic love once again, To taste you on my tongue, Satisfy my desire deep within you. To feel as one, both whole once again.

My Favorite Fu's
Come show all these people some love. They are so wonderful and lots of fun to talk to. And in no particular order, and no fancy background and stuff... I'm just not that cool haha. Sarabear is Back@ fubar Just your average chick@ fubar joecichlid@ fubar McLovin@ fubar Devilish1@ fubar TATTED WHITEBOY@ fubar Jabroni@ fubar

Going Dancing Tonight....
Paul and I will be at Angels & Wings in Corbin tonight about 8 pm...If anyone wishes to stop by and have a drink with us, we would love to have you, err, I mean your company, lol.... Stop in and say hello and have a few drinks & dances, its karaoake night but theres some good singers around this area, Patrol off my list here is excellant, if she's there tonight, we will be cheering her on... Oh and Merry Christmas to all of you!! Have a safe but fun filled weekend!

What I Want In My Life
come to me my angel of night...let me embrace your soul..i Long to slowly caress your lips...i yearn to see ur eyes... show me the world from way up high let me sore with you in the sky... higher and higher i want want it all... and at that point when we can go no higher... reveal the storm that is brews inside... let it burn in your blood...let me slice that beautiful chest my luv and take into my soul that fire storm... do not hold back for i can take it all... and in return i shall give u calm... the calm of a blood so pure...

Blood Bond
make sure u r comfortable when u read this.. afterward close your eyes and focus on what the feeling might b... I long to be close , to smell your scent, so distinct in its calling to me... to feel the warmth comeing from you skin,, knowing your blood lies so close to the surface... ur very essence of who u r , ur ansestors,and their ancestors, and their ancestors...right there beneath the surface...one little cut is all i ask... as the blade barly punctures your skin the rush of that smell reaches my nose as a sigh escapes your throat,let me wrap my arms around your heart and keep u safe , while i drink deeply from your soul... strength and love will fill my soul and feed my need for love... slowly i ddrink of your blood my love, savoroing each drop u give, your love and strength, pain and suffering, anger and hate r gone with each drop... slowly, ever so slowly....so warm is your blood, so sweet onmy tounge... can u feel it slowly leaving your body??? in my soul each

And What Not
This blog is in reference to a mumm earlier today..so bare with me.. Well Like so and what not..Therefore early worms and and curly pubes....and what have you like so...slobbering midgets and silky car medal...crusty taints and what not...at which deep cuts and brusies..and slices of oranges. any feelings on this very essential topic..please leave a comment

Have U Ever Let A Wonderful Chance Pass U By?
Ok..about a year and a half ago I met this wonderful guy..I swear to fucking god to this day I love him alot...I would do any fucking thing to be with him...we flirted back and forth alot and accually talked about meeting up (I live in VT and him in CA) We planned to met up in the summer and we ended up fading apart and I ended up getting with my current bf and hes been thru 2 other girls...I just today started talking to him again..and it made me realize, We both still care about each other but we could of saved what we almost had..sometimes I really do think Id rather be with him then my current bf...He still cares greatly about me and when I told him how my current bf treats me he was like protective and was all like give me that fuckers address..I really love him idk what to do..Does anyone else think that I should just say fuck it and move on..or should i keep thinking one day we might have a chance of being togeather?

Did You Know???
Did you know??? I didn't know! How could we??? Did you know that 47 countries have re-established their embassies in Iraq? Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction and 38 new scho ols have been completed in Iraq ? Did you know that Iraq 's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating? Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005 for the re-established Fulbright program? Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5 -100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a naval infantry regiment. < B R> Did you know that Iraq 's Air Force consists of three operational squadrons, which includes 9 reconnaissance and 3 US C-130 t

Reflection Period
You know as it comes down to almost being Christmas and soon New Years and another year rolls on by, for some reason lately ive thought about where i have been and how far i have come. Maybe the fact that i finally realize that i am lucky to be at the moment i am now, but more so because the road that i have come down has been very unstable and not always straight. Since i moved out on my own back in North Carolina in 2001 and now being here in Vegas as of the end of 2007 soon to be 2008, i realize that i have lived a life that has been good and bad. Practically because of my own doing and the things that i did wrong, or should i say, people that i have wronged many times. There are so many things that i wish i could go back and change, there are so many people i wish i would have treated differently, but i really do hope, the people that were once in my life are now happy and healthy. I know there are people that could never be forgiven and people that wont forget, but as long as t

How Rare Is Your Personality?
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Wtf!!!
Ok so Im on the .......???????? Ok we wont comment on the number of relationships Ive been in, Breakup. This one was just like the others. What the fuck is so stereotypical about you guys. Almost all the guys I have been in a relationship with have been control freaks and this last one threw me for a loop when I found out that he was a nutcase. I'm sorry byt being locked up in the Psych ward a couple times in even a lifetime is a little unnerving. Especially when I find out a couple of months after we have been together and I realize that all the sudden my BF is a moron and a mental case too. What do they do in high school to you guys did some of you miss the class on how to hit a woman(been there done that) but made sure to make the class on how to take control of a womans life. Sorry for all the man bashing but Ive come to the conclusion that I am just in it for the sex. Fuck the relationship and finding you "true Love" because Walt Disney should roll over in his Farging grav

Le Petit Prince, The Little Prince
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential.......is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry my favorite book The Little Prince (French: Le petit prince), published in 1943, is French aviator Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's most famous novella, which he wrote in the United States while renting The Bevin House in Asharoken, New York, on Long Island. The novella includes a number of drawings by Saint-Exupéry himself, which are reproduced in most versions. The book has been translated into more than 160 languages and, to date has sold more than 50 million copies worldwide. It is one of the top 50 best-selling books.[1] It has been adapted into a movie musical by Lerner and Loewe, two different operas, as well as into an animated series. It is often used as a beginner's book for French language students. STORY Interleaved in the first nine chapters the narration's point of view changes from third person to first person. In the first eigh

Who Can Have My Heart
“WHO CAN HAVE MY HEART” ONLY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE CAN HAVE MY HEART AS LONG AS HE IS WILLING TO TAKE MY SOUL TOO AS MY HEART AND SOUL WILL BECOME ONE WITH HIS WHEN HE COMES ALONG THERE WILL BE EXPECATIONS THO, SUCH AS HE HAS TO HAVE TRUST, COMMUNICATION, RESPECT, COMPASSION, AND MOST OF ALL EACH OTHER HE HAS TO BE SPONTANIOUS, VERY ADVENTUREOUS, CARING, ROMANTIC, AND HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR HE HAS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME AS WELL AS I DO HIM SUCH AS OUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS MOST OF ALL WE HAVE TO BECOME ONE WITH EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHAT IS HAPPENING IN OUR LIVES WEHTER IT BE SADNESS OR HAPPINESS AMD BE WILLING TO OPEN UP AT ALL TIMES FOR EXAMPLE IF SOMETHING IS BOTHERING US WE HAVE TO TELL IT INSTEAD OF KEEPING IT HIDDEN BECAUSE HIDING IT WITHIN OURSELVES WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE AND THAT ‘S WHERE TRUST AND COMMUNICATION COMES INTO PLAY AND WITH THAT SAID THE ONLY TRUE PERSON

To Krista....
Krista, I just want you to know that you are a wonderful friend. I wish you all the happiness and love your heart can hold. You are an amazing person. I hope that Mike continues to treat you like a queen because you deserve it. No matter what, keep your head up sis'. I will always be here for you and I hope we can see each other soon. *HUGS*

My Fu~owner
sexymedic4u~*~Fu-Owned by Kimmy~*~Co-manager of Guilty Pleasures Lounge@ fubar My Fu~Owner He is a sweet and wonderful person... he is always there to listen or just be a friend. He always returns rates and is very easy to talk to. Stop by and show this wonderful man some love.

Sex
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire, what would you call it? A fucken Goodyear! Sex is like playing ¢¼spades.¢¼ If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told Little red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucken book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or you will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if you receive this it means your fucken sexy if you get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train....... this shit is funny

Happiness....
I am happy once again because I have decided upon some urging from ohio and alot of TLC here in AZ, to make it work with my wonderful husband. We may have had some rocky times but I am confident that we can make it work as we have both realized how much we really are in love with each other. Also, we have managed to work out alot of our problems that were leading us to a painful divorce. Divorce, I've had a couple and they are not fun, I am ready to fight to make it work. I am optimistically hoping that he is just as genuine as I am this time.

Hippy Test
What type of hippie are you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Earth-ChildYou're a very peaceful person who has very strong beliefs. Others see you as spiritual, and you really are. You see magic as a resource to be used wisely. The earth really is your mother, and you'll remain close to her as long as you live. Earth-Child 75%Original Hippie 75%One Intelectual Individual 75%New Age Hippie 63%Pothead 38%Not a Hippie 38%

Classes
Well it is official i passed my classes that i was taking this semester. I was waiting to get my schedule for next semester but when i got it today i wasn't very happy. The 3 classes that i signed up for aren't the 3 classes that i got. I got 2 out of 3 but this semester looks like it is going to be a very hard semester... Just what i need. It seems that i will never get thru school. It is taking forever!!!!

Christmas Love
Well its that time of year again for many of us.. Christmas time.. either were readsy for it or where searching our house for something.. anything to regift that saves us the pain of hitting the shops in this insane christmas rush. I just wanted to take a minute to wish everyone of you a very Merry Christmas. May you enjoy the company of family and friends and santa brings you something you like. For me christmas is a great time, a time where i cn sit on a fat mans knee and tell him what i want while drunk.. and its seems as perfectly acceptable behaviour. haha. So thats about it, be safe, be merry and enjoy. Till next time. Take care.

While I'm Not Home...
To be clear- I’m am dealing with FAR to much right now to be sitting around worrying about petty bullshit. Yet here I am, writing this blog, IN pure unadulterated frustration. To review, anyone- A N Y O N E- whose big problem is that some loves them— seriously, I’m not throwing you a pity party. Whatever. If you happen to feel that you, as an individual, fall into that category, then that is your own personal point of view. Quit dragging me into it like I affect your life. “Oh my goodness! Someone I see/ talk to once or twice a year is totally altering my entire way of being! Please help me Blue Fairy!” Second notice. What the hell is the damn point of telling someone else that you’re mad at a person? I mean really. Why not shove it in a note in my desk or locker. OH SNAP… forgot I already graduated ten years ago. Darn. Might have to deal with things directly like a grown-up. But, since that isn’t going to happen, guess I’ll just mindlessly complain here! On a computer that isn

Rules For The Non-military
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dr

A Marine In College
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken. He looked at he Marine and asked, "What the hell is the

Omg Check Her Out!
Oof the best things about Fubar is meeting cool people and I have met a fellow Puerto Rican that Rocks! If she is not on your friends list she should be, so do me a favor and go show her some love! **PR Mamii**Owned By NEL**@ fubar

Crushes....
Damn...I lost another crush. *sniff* what am I to do. lmfao Considering that I don't have any idea who my "fubar crushes" are it's not big deal. I see people asking for crushes all the time. I'll put it this way. I don't care if you crush me or not. If you think I'm great fine crush me, if you think i'm "cute, adorable......etc" fine crush me... I am not one to worry about who has a crush on me ... now I have used my "crush"...and I can and have put it on whomever I want. So....I lost a crush ... LOL OH WELL!!

Huh?
what did i say to deserve this? *grins* sportwood: you have lost is debate , you are are so weak what a prick sportwood: block me , that is very easy ->sportwood: i really aint trying to upset you, im just trying to get you to shut the fuck up sportwood: you are weak you can not upset me . sportwood: he does and am i happy ->sportwood: you better hope he believes in illiterate dumbasses or you are going straight to hell sportwood: justice sportwood: never said anything about the bible , i onlyid God loves you and he does . He does believe in stice ->sportwood: i thought god frowned on suicide, yet another bible bashing twat that doesnt practice what he preaches sportwood: you are sick , shoot your self ->sportwood: trust me i will, now sssshhhhhh sportwood: gdo some more bad comments get your self off sportwood: you are ok , you just don'know it yet ->sportwood: you and your god can go fuck some choir boys sportwood: sure , you can ->sportwood: who is god? can

Why I Hate The Winter
its too fukin cold!!!!i gotta bundle up to stay warm but im still fukin cold!!!all the boobies get covered up!!!!i cant show off my tattoo!!!!i gotta wear boots...when i wear them all fukin day at work!!!!my toes get cold!!!!my hands get cold!!! snot freezes on my nose!!!! need a hat to cover my beautiful bald head!!!!cold hands when i pee!!!! (it is cool to write ur name in the snow) big bird turns to tweety bird when he gets cold!!!!! campin sux in the winter!!!!no phillies games to go to!!!!! all the asshole eagles fans come out!!!!!u gotta rake leaves!!!!(when u have no trees in ur yard but ur fukin neighbor does) "think i need my saw" cant sit outside n smoke a joint!!!! (i can but it sux passin it!!) MAN ....THINK I GOTTA GO DOWN .....WHERE ITS WARM!!!!

Things I Hate
hate the yankees i hate the red sux i hate the eagles i hate notre dame i hate T.O i hate stupid ppl i hate runnin outta weed i hate the cold i hate dotheads i hate tardiness i hate pubic hair i hate snitches i hate deadbeat dads i hate seagulls i hate whiners i hate unorganized ppl i hate reality shows i hate stubble after i shave my head i hate jeff gordan i hate tony stewart i hate new jersey

Just Another Update Where I Went This Last Time Out
lets see livinia MI, belvedere IL, Beloit wI, grandrapids MI,toledo OH, fort wayne IN, evensville IN louisville KY auburn hills Mi, no where real cool but i guess ya gotta have boring weks to

This Sucks
another year,sitting here alone.while everyone is having the normal for them christmas with their families,the holidays make me freakin sick...not looking for opinions or pity i have enough of my own,i just feel like writing this down before i puke it out later,no im not drunk but jus sick of sitting here alone,not a damn thing i can do about it,all the ppl i loved are dead or just gone,tired of being miserable,tired of being sick and tired.wtf did i ever do when i was born for this hell for me to be etched in stone? welcome to the world!by the way srry for ur life,yeah i have freinds but for me to spend time with them on the holidays makes me feel so out of place,everyone sitting there laughing with their family,while i put on a fake smile like im enjoying myself,and the whole time wandering what it would have been like to be sitting there like them with my family.man i jus wish i could get put out of this misry called a holiday.

To The Godmother House She Goes...
Every now and then you find a friend who helps you out, whether it be rating things, being a boombastic comment bomber, or just being there as a shoulder to cry on, this lady has always been there for me... This is my second New Years wish so listen closely... Can you please go rate Mz Mic's things and help her to Godmother? I promise the love will be returned. Please rate, fan, add her, as well. She's a friend worth having, and a friend worth keeping... ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Please go show some fan, rate, add love to the suercalifragalstic blogger, too... ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~Club F.A.R.~

Hey Sweetheart
I really miss you hun. More than anyone can possible understand. I cry every time I hear Pledge of Allegiance. I'm going to go to Arlington in a couple weeks to see your grave. God that took me a long time to type those last two words. It still hasn't totally sunken in. I'm hoping going there will help bring closure. A part of me doesn't want to go and see it, because then it will make it real. I'm all mixed up. I don't know what to want. Well, I know what I want but I don't think I'm going to get it. I got some very bad terrible news today and it made me want you here even more. Lots of past memories flooded through my mind about us dealing with this a few years ago. I just want you here more than anything. I want you to tell me it will be okay. You're one of the few who know all about this. I have no idea what's going to happen at Arlington. I'm crying real bad, so I'm gonna go. I love you more than you'll ever know. I miss you more than I ever thought humanly pos

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There Are No Words
There Are No Words There are no words ...what can I say? At last her sweet soul winged its way To peace and freedom in the sky Where never again will she suffer or cry. It's all part of God's great plan ... Which remains a mystery to man. We cannot understand His ways Nor can we count our earthly days. But who are we to question and doubt? God knoweth well what He's about; He knew she longed to "go to sleep" Where only angels, a vigil keep. The pain of living grew too great No longer could she stay and wait; She did not want to leave you, dear, But she had finished her work down here. So she closed her eyes and when she awoke, These are the words the Master spoke ... "Welcome, dear child, you are Home at last, And now the burden of living is past." "There's work for you in My Kingdom, dear And you are needed and wanted here." So weep not, she has just gone on ahead, Don't think of her as being dead. She's out of sight for a little

Sad And Alone
Tears fill my eyes when i think of you sitting her looking at your pictures that hang on my walls oh how much i miss you. my arms ach for your hugs my heart breaks with all we have been through. all those years togeather never being apart. no i find myself sad and alone oh sure there are people near its just not the same my dears as the tear drops fall from my eyes. no more silly questions, no more look of confusion. no more nightly bed time stories no more talk of fears. sitting here in otter dispear missing you thinking of all those times i wiped away your tears and held you close comporting you when you where scare. missing your laughter and your mischiveous ways.

Insomnia
I’ve suffered from insomnia since before I knew there was such a thing. I used to get in trouble as a child because I wasn’t asleep when my parents checked in on me before they went to bed. I learned to play possum. Problem solved. Lately, I’ve been sleeping relatively well. I have a pill that I take and that helps. There have been times when I stayed awake even after taking it, but it helped me relax, so it was something. People, who have never suffered from this, don’t understand it. They don’t get why I can’t just go to sleep. I don’t understand it either, but I don’t really fucking care. I just want to sleep. I’ve had friends in the past few years, who have never had problems sleeping, suddenly have issues with their sleep. They have apologized to me (which I found odd). Tonight I found myself sleepy rather early. It was wonderful to crawl into bed at 8:30 and I must have been asleep by 9. But I fucked up. I didn’t turn my phone ringer off. I heard the phon

Random 130a Thoughts
Wow... its 130 in the morning. I should be cleaning right now. I need to clean my bedroom, bbuutt, i guess i will in a bit. I have to wake up at 10... and i need to be in bed by 3. thats 7 hours of sleep more than i've gotten recently. Although, i'm not complaining by any means. I've gotten to spend a lot of awesome time talking to and being with Adam, so it's worth it to me. He is so amazing. He makes me so happy. I dunno. I can't really put into words what is going through my mind. Right now, I'm just, confused. About a lot of things. Andrew. I am questioning truly if I even loved him. Or if, I just, loved the idea of being in love and having someone to love me. Because, I wasn't happy with him. Everyday I was upset with him, or something he was doing (or NOT doing...) I spent more time pissed off... I kept trying to change who he was... the drinking... the drugs... the video games, everything. The person he was... wasn't what I wanted. I loved the fact that we had so much in

Santa Died For Your Mastercard
Man nails Claus to cross to protest commercialism of Christmas updated 9:20 p.m. PT, Sat., Dec. 22, 2007 BREMERTON, Wash. - Art Conrad has an issue with the commercialism of Christmas, and his protest has gone way beyond just shunning the malls or turning off his television. The Bremerton resident nailed Santa Claus to a 15-foot crucifix in front of his house. "Santa has been perverted from who he started out to be," Conrad said. "Now he's the person being used by corporations to get us to buy more stuff." A photo of the crucified Santa adorns Conrad's Christmas cards, with the message "Santa died for your MasterCard." The display is also Conrad's way of poking fun at political correctness. He believes people do not express their feelings because they are afraid of what other people might think. His neighbors found the will to express their feelings this past week. Some were offended but many were just curious. Jake Tally walked by on Friday and chuckl

When Did Motley Crue Become Classic Rock?
Very early this morning, my grandmother passed. Truthfully, I did not think it would affect me so much. I was really just worried about my mom, since this was her step-mother. As I have told so many of my close friends, the term "step" when it comes to those in my family, does not hold much accuracy, as most of the "steps" in my family have been "steps" for so long they have become non-steps, in the natural terms. Just like the "half" siblings I have, they are not half, or step, but whole. As I wished myself in to forgetting my memories, they came back. I didn't get sad. I became nauseatited. My "step" grandmother has been my grandmother for many years. Just like my "step" grandfather, as it is with my "step" mother, these people have been a part of my life for so long that there is no politically correct terminology that can leave them anything other than a member of my beloved family. The years have passed, and when she did I did not know her as well as I once may have.

A Soldiers Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A ARMY SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE ARMY SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, O

A Fu Christmas Tale.
Twas The Night Before Christmas, On FUBAR! (an adaptation by DJ SATIN...) Twas the night before Christmas, on Fubar, when all through the site not a creature was stirring, not evan the Bouncer I.d. Guy. The stockings were hung by the spotlight with care, in hopes that St. Nick, or atleast BABY~JESUS soon would be there. The Fu members were nestled snug in there beds, while visions of: Gift HAPPY HOURS, Gift BLASTS, Gift V.I.P.'s, Gift FU BUCKS, Gift Fu Tickers, & yes evan the shot @ a SPOTLIGHT. DJ~SILK

In Remembrance...
On this day 22 years ago I had to do something that was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I had to have the doctors remove my mom from the very machine that was keeping her alive. My mom had become brain dead so there was no hope for her recovery. I knew mom wouldnt want to be a vegetable. This was very hard for me because all I wanted to do was keep her here. I didnt want to let her go. How was I going to survive without my best friend, my world, my mom? The years have gone by and it does get easier in some ways to deal. On this day for every year I have relived that very same pain of letting her go. All I have wanted since then was to be reunited with her. I have not lived my life very well hoping that where ever she is, I may be there very soon. I have lived my life recklessly. Now as many of you know I am paying the price by being a very sick person. This does not bother me. In some ways it makes me feel better for having to let her go. I found the following poem and it spe

Happy Hollidaze
just wanted to say happy hollidays to all my friends and family and to all the new people i do not know yet may the new year be good to you and all your holiday wishes come true and a special wish to those i know dearly =) and hope to see soon and will always cherrish thank you for being my friend and family

Eye,pain,love
Yesterday the moon was at its most beautiful. The color was very orange almost blood-red, as big as if it’s giving so much protection. I smile and just silently looked up at the clear night sky, letting my mind roam free. Away from realm world and step into so-called-reality, I hear voices calling my name. Letter by letter, soft, tender and addictive, please welcome love. He’s so gentle I could hang on to him forever, never feel bored or nauseous. But sometimes the love is so great it brings me fear. The fear of losing and left behind, the fear where I don’t have myself anymore since the moment I’m giving in to his hands. Then start come pain, it grew slowly, crawling inertia creeps it began to nurture myself into someone fragile and defenseless. So confusing because that pain comes from the very same heart at first giving me comfort! Every power within just surrendering to it, leaving no space to breathe or think or even dance to its death rhythm. We always overlooked from

Filled Omelet
3 ea Egg 1 tb Butter 4 ea Bacon slices, crumbled 1/4 c Cheddar cheese, shredded 2 tb Sour cream 1 tb Chive, snipped Mix eggs slightly. Combine with bacon, cheese,sour cream, and chives and cook the same as french omelet.

And All The Water Turned Into Blood
I have been beaten by my own monster that has been sleeping all this time. When I thought it was peacefully, left out of my consciousness, unaware of my presence. But once again, I was wrong; it majestically stood above my weak heart and gave me a deep strong stare from it beastly eyes. His name is jealousy. I realize that I have a part of jealousy myself, when I thought it just a kiddy stuff in term of two mature individuals. He gets close to this new person, and it drove me crazy. When I say I’m crazy that means my heart bombing itself in so many little spot and so many painful times. It was a bit of surprise actually that I have such a feeling growing inside me. Never had one before, not in my previous relationship, but this time it awaken suddenly and I lose control of it. I have so many thought raging inside this tiny head of mine and feeling tired of this endless battle within me. First there is desire Then... passion! Then... suspicion! Jealousy! Anger! Betrayal! W

To All My Real Friends!
WELL SORRY TO SAY HAVEN'T GOT MY COMPUTER FIXED YET-BUT I'M STILL WORKIN ON IT.I'M MAKIN A FEW LIFE CHANGES SO WHEN I DO RETURN I WILL BE CHANGIN MY NAME.BESIDES DROPPIN THE NAME I WILL BE DROPPIN A FEW OTHER THINGS TOO(PEOPLE INCLUDED)SO IF U HIT ME UP AND I DON'T RESPOND THAT PERSON COULD BE U...SORRY JUST TRYIN TO BE DRAMA FREE FOR 2008-START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT!!! ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF MY TRUE FRIENDS,FAMILY AND FANS WHO CONTINUE TO SUPPORT ME EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT AROUND MUCH ANYMORE!!! LAST BUT NOT LEAST...I JUST LEARNED A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON LOVE IS SOMETHIN THAT IS NATURALLY GIVEN AND CAN NEVER BE FORCED. SOME FIND THEMSELVES LOVIN SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME...WHICH HURTS...BELIEVE ME-I KNOW BUT I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE EASIEST WAY TO DEAL WITH IT IS TO JUST MOVE ON NOT CONTINUE TO FORCE YOUR LOVE ON AN UNWILLING PARTICIPANT WHO IS EITHER TOO SHALLOW OR TOO STUPID TO SEE THAT YOUR LOVE IS GENUINE AND TRUE 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 THE PERSO

Father
Fathers are interesting dream figures. They may be presented numerous ways and can create many feelings through their presence. Psychological research has shown that your perception of your father has the most impact on your perception of any higher beings that you may believe in. As a result, dreams about fathers are often dreams about power, presence, and love. Power is often the first experience we have of our father-he is all-knowing and all-seeing. Discipline is a by-product of this. Fathers may often be present in your life in unusual or sporadic ways depending on your family. Such dreams may create the feeling that perhaps all is not settled in the world. The appearance of your father may indicate warmth, strength, or the lack of these things in their relation to other aspects of the dream. Also, the appearance of your father if he is deceased probably has to do with unresolved issues (these usually can be deciphered based on the other aspects of the dream). The most impo

Aimless Wanderings
Here I sit aimlessly wandering the highways of my mind Never going anywhere yet never here Traffic gets heavy around five Too many people wanting to drive Why must I use a copilot here I am driven by the deepest of fear My days are wasted, my nights congested My lover goes solitaire My mind is no where To be found As I have gone underground!

Dreams Can Come True.
Our friendship can never be broken But you mean so very much more Of all the girls I've ever met You're the one I truly adore But believe it or not your happiness Is fore most on my mind I know what you were looking for When you planned a trip of this kind And as the Lord and you both know My love for you won't change And if it were in my powers The desired ending you want I'd arrange I wish you all the happiness This world can offer you The Lord knows you deserve it With all the wonders you do And if things happen to go your way I pray they will last forever And if asked if my feelings have changed My answer will be simple - never I vowed I'd wait a life time And I swear that's what I'll do And the reason is even easier Cause my darling I'm in love with you I can't and won't ever change You'll forever be in my heart I pray to God you get all you want Maybe this is a brand new start Just keep looking for the rainbow At the end is the beginning of our dream

Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men!
Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than MEN! A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past. Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction. A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on. A Christmas tree has pretty balls. A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year!

Thank You To All
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO SHOWED LOVED BY GIVING ME BIRTHDAY GIFTS.MY BIRTHDAY IS DEC 24TH..I WILL BE 40..I LOVE ALL OF YOU..MERRY CHRISTMAS..IF YOU DIDNT GET ME NOTHING OR WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEIR STILL TIME...PEACE TO ALL.. LOVE YOU CHRISTOPHER

The Things People Say!!! *sigh*
1) PAX: "How do I walk off the gangplank?" CREW: "I dunno... I guess you piss off a pirate." 2) PAX: 'My tour ticket says to meet on the Pier. Where is the Pier?' SHOREX: Well sir, walk off the ship and you'll be on the pier. PAX: 'Well how will I know how to find it once I get off the ship?' SHOREX: Sir, if you're off the ship, you're on the pier! ' PAX: Yes but..' 3)PAX: "How small does my face have to be for a mini facial?" CREW: nope yours is way to big 4)PAX: "Does the ship have it's own electricity? or are you connected to land?" CREW: "Yes madam, all ships have a cable trails behind them around the world which connects to the electricity supply in each country!" 5)PAX: "Why have they put a wall between here and the dining room?" CREW: "Probably to hide the kitchens" PAX: "It wasn't there last night" CREW: (sarcastically: "No, we moved them just to confuse people" AND NOW FOR THE CLASSICS!! 1. W

Sexually Frustrated
The moment our eyes met I knew it would be A love that would last eternally~ The silky caress of your hand in mine As subtle tingling of bubbling wine~ The brush of your breath upon my lobes As you gently remove my clothes Comenses the feelings of ecstasy As I feel your body close to me~ Emotions rising we fall into bed A little too early you spray your web~ Slightly dissatisfied we lay in rest My body signaling deep distress Not knowing what to do I begin to rise Removing your hand from between my theighs~ I slip on my clothes and walk out the door Making a vow to see you no more~ It could have been wonderful It could have been great But now for you It's a little too late!

Kisses End 2night
HERES MY ID# TO GIVE HER WHEN U ORDER KISSES FOR ME 1144706...FYI TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR KISSES....SO KISS ME GOOOOOOD LOL Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the t

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas!
The day is almost here. Some celebrate Christmas Eve and some celebrate Christmas day. Either way, I hope you all have a wonderful loving Christmas with all of your loved ones. I have not been on the internet at all the last few days. I have had lots going on. We had our dinner party Friday night with our friends and it turned out wonderful. Everyone had a great time and stayed late. I was a bit out of sorts yesterday, just tired. Peter and I ended up going out to lunch and then some last minute shopping. We were done with our shopping but somehow thought it would be fun to go out with the rest of the idiots! LMAO It wasn't too bad. We just picked up one more item for our kids. Then we headed over to our friends house and stayed until late over there having fun. Today, Peter is going to the S.F. 49er football game. It will be the last "free" game he will get to go to since my Dad decided to get rid of his season tickets for next year. It was just getting too hard fo

Sun Rise
Sun Rise The grey began to fade, As the colors filled the sky, The chill began to warm, As the sun began to rise. A lost girl found direction, As the eastern orb rose high, The dark sky turned to blue, Like the color of her eyes. Dark turned to light, Grey turned to blue, Lost became found, That's when I will meet you. "I hope that this day comes, How ever I must say I don't know who this lady will be but I know She is out there!"

Holiday Celebration Tips!
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone . Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to co

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why is it when a man says that they will do something and they dont the woman yells at them. and when a woman says that they will do something and when they dont its alright.they think us men shouldnt get mad at them.

The Touch
With a touch she causes my tender heart to race, With a touch she drives me to rapture, With a touch she leads me to a beautiful place, Where I long to be held tight and captured. With a glance she tells me she wants me by her side, With a stare she makes my spirit leap, With a look she takes me on a wonderful ride, Where our passion runs wild and deep. With a smile she tells me she’s happy, With a smile she makes my heart sing, With a smile she lets my lonely soul free, So that love to her life can I bring. With a word she turns my darkness to light, With her voice she drives away cares, With a phrase she makes my world totally right, As she whispers her love in my ears. All this she does just by being so near, With her words, her smiles, her caress, So I send to her now and need her to hear, All the heartfelt love I possess for her in my heart.

Such A Sunday!!
Western Wisconsin is in the midst of a snowstorm, snowing and blowing like crazy! I think we are getting close to our 12 inch mark. The radar shows that the storm is swirling over us, coming out of the North now, lol! Oh, yay! The authorities are requesting we stay off the roads - no kidding!! It has been an odd week, with all the planetary changes going on. Not to mention Winter Solstice and the Full Moon! A friend of mine offered to do my house "clearing" and a property clearing and soul clearing for me, as well. I learned much, lol, as I always seem to. I am feeling much better, if not up to my usual level. I have cut back on energy sending to just the most important sendings. It is Winter after all, lol! Time to pull that energy in! May you all have a wonderful Sunday and a glorious Holiday week! Much love and warm hugs for everyone! Blessings, and lots of them, for all my friends/family/fans all over the world! You are loved and appreciated for who you are. Later! Muahz!

Power
The universe is full of endless possibilities and the mind is the most complex, capable, and wonderful creation in the universe… or accident in the universe, if you prefer. Our mind is where we gain knowledge and knowledge is power. We can have power over our own life and other people. I’m not speaking of mind over matter, which , by the way, I do believe in, to a point… and I'm not talking about becoming a world leader. What I’m talking about here is having power over people though words, body language, and setting up situations. I know this sounds like a bunch of shit, but whatever…lol… I’m posting it anyway. I got most of it out of a couple books and a show called the Pickup Artist. You may be thinking you don't want power that requires strategy or deception of any kind. If you think about it, we are all manipulators to some extent. In many situations we don't fully divulge our intent or we would blow it; or we don't don't tell 100% of the truth so we don't hurt someone's f

Naughty Survey
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? doesn't matter....when the mood strikes! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? in the middle mostly I think, but sometimes on the edge one side or the other 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? depends on the dish 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? YES 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? guess you could say that, if you wanted to get real technical about it 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? I Have..NOT if someone else is in there with me..lmao 9. Mexican or Oriental girl? I'm not real sure what this means, so I won't answer this one! 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? aggressive...but also slowly romantic..thats a hard question to answer.. 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes 12. Do you know all the people on your friends li

For A Good Friend "diablo"
You're never alone, I'm always near, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is call me, I'm always here for you. It doesn't matter where I'm at, It doesn't matter when. When you need someone to talk to, I'm here to be your friend. If you need someone to hold your hand, or a hug to say I care. If you need a shoulder to cry on, for you I will be there. So never think you are a burden, when the weight gets to be to much. You might find if look hard enough, a good friend could be the right touch. You're never alone, I'm always here, through the good times and the bad. I'm always here to be your friend, I don't like to see you sad.

I Have A Friend
I have a friend Who is perfect for me She listens to all my problems No matter how dumb they may be She likes herself for who she is And never tries to change She tells me to be myself And that I should never change She was shy on the phone But she would still call And we would talk for hours About nothing at all We would talk about love and life And discuss what we wanted to be She knew just how I felt And how happy I could be She listens to me patiently But never judges what I do or say She helped with all my problems And never went away I never once felt judged by her How much that meant to me That I could tell her all my dreams And she would listen to me My friend never goes and tells What is dear to me She keeps it all bottled up inside And doesn't spread it like a bee I am thankful for that friend of mine Our friendship will never end And she will always be there For she is my best friend

The Stars
some times i sit and look at the stars, and ill name the brightest one after your name, because no matter where i go, or where i am, theres always some thing that reminds: the days we laughed and first kissed, that night at the movies, all snuggled and sweet. Because every one knows that we were meant to be together, thats why i shall wait until your ready to try again, because your name is with mine, imprinted in my heart, and remember when your ready to love ill be here thinking of you.

Waiting In Hell
What chaos, what agony-- He sits in his own misery Longing to know the touch, Longing to hear the voice, That once led him to Heaven's gate, But he's fallen into the pit of Hell. The flames searing his skin, The nights are dark as the sulphuric ash That now fills his lungs, He can't climb from these depths without her, And he watches for a sign. His soul ablaze with a passion To only be hers, But the demonic warriors Have snatched her heart And broken her wings. She's a fallen angel- She has paid the price of her heart, And he can't find her, To reach her like he did once. To let her know that he will Fight beside her-- To give her the strength she needs, When she feels she can't go on, And when she stumbles, He'll reach out his hand And catch her. But has he fallen so deep Into the fiery inferno That is searing his being, His own heart in jeopardy, But it doesn't matter, He will search for her, Until he can search no more. He'll wait for her to re

View The World From Your Desktop
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Kintuckee Classroom
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to usethe word "fascinate" in a sentence Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating. The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

1000 1000 Part 4
1000 times 1000 cries 1000 rhymes 1000 crimes i have 1000 minds 1000 thoughts each have 1000 foughts 1000 more fights 1000 more lonely nights 1000 notes 1000 words 1000 hopes 1000 dreams 1000 nightmares 1000 dares i need 1000 lifes for 1000 wifes 1000 songs 1000 ways things can go wrong 1000 yesterdays 1000 tomorrows 1000 sorrows 1000 gravesends 1000 ends

Was The Night Before
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face tan. I soon underst

Let Our Christmas Prayers Reach Every-where...
imikimi - Customize Your World LET US REMEMBER TO PRAY AND REMEMBER OUR SOLDIERS THAT CANT BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS..AS THEY FIGHT AND PUT THERE LIFE ON THE LINE SO THAT OUR CHRISTMAS MAY BE SAFE..GOD BLESS THEM ALL AND BRING THEM SAFELY HOME.. LET US ALSO LET OUR PRAYERS STRETCH ACROSS THE WORLD..SO THAT WHEN WE THINK WE HAVE SO LITTLE FOR CHRISTMAS..YOU CAN REMIND YOURSELF JUST HOW LUCKY AND BLESSED WE REALLY ARE..AND ALWAYS FIND YOUR NEAREST FEED THE CHILDREN AND GIVE THE LOVE FROM YOUR HEART AT CHRISTMAS AND ALWAYS.. I KNOW AS I SET SNUGGLED SO WARM IN MY HOME BY THE TREE AS LIGHTS BLINK ON AND OFF AND THE SMELL OF PIE IS FLOATING FROM THE KITCHEN..I WILL BE SO VERY THANKFUL THAT I HAVE AT LEAST HALF OF THIS..AND AS I SET DOWN TO MY CHRISTMAS FEAST..MY PRAYERS WILL REACH ALL OVER THE WORLD TO THOSE THAT WANT HAVE NOT HALF..BUT NONE OF THIS FOR CHRISTMAS..AND I WILL PRAY ALL THE HARDER FOR GOD TO REACH DOWN AND HOLD EACH AND EVERY ONE MORE C

Tattoo Contest Winner With The Most Comments Wins 200,000 Fubucks
just let me know if you would like to be in this contest 1st prize will be 200,000 fubucks 2nd prize will be 50,000 fubucks and 3rd prize will be 20,000 fubucks contest will run for one month once started just contact me by fu mail and ill come by and get your tat and enter it in the contest

Nothing In General
Looking through the melting glass As time chooses how fast to pass. I wonder why were even here I'm overwhelmed with sudden fear. I try to speak but only mumble The walls around me start to crumble I look down and close my eyes I cant tell the truth from the lies Is this real or just a dream The voice inside me starts to scream The screaming peaks then fades away Tomorrows just another day.

100% Slut
I am no longer Kinkyslave I am 100% fulltime slut. I want this because I love to be used good and hard and want to be humiliated. I am proud to be my Masters slut, to have him do with me as he will whether it’s having other guys use me or other females. I find this very erotic and pleasurable. I wish to further explore my sexual desires and have sex with whom my Master chooses. I've had the fantasy of being a real slut: giving myself to a complete stranger (or strangers). I'll do it in a VERY HOT way (you will be able to check it with your own fingers) cause I'm insolently slutty. I love to pleasure people and also have someone pleasure me. I love to be spanked and bitten and for my nipples to be twisted very tightly. This I find truly erotic.

12 Days Of Fubar... By Unchainedmelody
I saw this in a bulletin and just loved it.. the author is Unchained Melody and its really good.. and oh so true... thanks Unchained Melody... THE TWELVE DAYS OF FUBAR Written by: Unchained Melody 12-21-07 On the first day of Fubar Baby Jesus sent to me A Bouncer checking I.D. On the second day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the third day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fourth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Four Cherry Bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fifth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the sixth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the s

Organized Religion
OK, this one is honestly just to see how many people I piss off (and to let everybody know I'm an equal opportunity heckler). THE TROUBLE WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION Having a personal relationship with God is a wonderful concept that has been absolutely ruined by organized religion. Somehow, over the centuries control freaks have insinuated their own opinions into the Word to the point that their opinions have become Dogma. So, I give you a few observations. Jehovah's Witnesses: Their Heaven has been full since 1978. Buddhism: Right. Just sit there. Everything will be OK. Right. Mormons: Sorry, I take the Black Thing personally. They can kiss my ass. Judaism: Whole religion, half a book. Islam: The phrase Improvised Explosive Device is not in the Quran. Some of you are a little off track. Hindu: Who in their right mind wants to spend the Afterlife as a cow? Catholicism: I cant even say anything w/o sounding like I'm piling

Let's Remember
As we near the Holidays, let us never FORGET those men and women that put their lives on the line everyday, so we can sit at home with our families. Not only those in the military, but the police officers, firefighters, EMT's and Paramedics, and any public servents that are out there away from their families and friends, so we can be with ours. These folks sacrifice so much through the year, and they all say the same thing..."It's my job". God bless those folks, I for one will never FORGET! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to ALL!!

Merry Christmas To All Of My Gorgeous Precious Friends
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS I HOPE EACH OF YOU GETS ALL YOU EVER WANTED THE BEST GIFT I EVER GOT WAS THE GIFT OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND GETTING THE CHANCE TO KNOW YOU I LOVE YOU ALL BE SAFE AND AGAIN MERRY CHRISTMAS

You Know It's For You
i know this is a hard time of year for you. i wish i could take all the pain you have and put it on my own shoulders. it'd be better than this pain you are causing me. my heart is breaking. not knowing is breaking me. i know u wish he was here. but he's not. but i know he's proud of you. im proud of you. i miss you. you miss him. and there's nothing i can do but sit back and cry. merry christmas even though i know you don't celebrate it and happy late birthday since you wont give me the chance to tell you in real life. Love, Brittney

Untitled Poem I Wrote
Sometimes I want to be your lover And sometimes i want to be your woman I think I can give you all you need But somehow I think you scared You know that connection we have is strong Even though you distancing yourself from me You can't run from my love You can't run from it Its yours take hold of it Embrace it, love it, kiss it, breathe it Sometimes I want to your lover And sometimes I want to be your woman

Passion
~~Passion~~ To satiate ur body sex is an art, beyond any level of love, a skill give to me from the man above, in presence of sanctity sex tasted sweeter, to taste ur body, I've never been meeker, This world would pine for beauty and mourn for its true entity, place sex on love, never love on sex, life longs for motion, and true deep emotion, For someone like you explore, Everday I'd leave nevermore, To caress ur hips in warm embrace, Would have u clawin me all over the place, passionate love could go way beyond sex, Me pleasin you...u'd only get the best.

Scars Are Real Memory
You always wonder "what if" through out your whole life no matter the situation. But you must remember where you came from. You see your past is what built you into the person that you are today. Do not worry about "what if", just know that you are here and live for the moment. Things have a way to work out one way or another without your control. So remember the scars in your life is a reminder that the past is real. Just as real as you are in this world. They say not to look back at your history, but you need to every now and then just for a refresher. You are strong, you are who you are because of your scars. I know, I have plenty.

The Christmas Elf Massacre
The Christmas Elf Massacre Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold. Why I'm knee deep in therapy, liquor, and pills. Why I've given up charity in lieu of cheap thrills. Why I loathe mistletoe, fruitcake and bells -- And why I'll celebrate Xmas when it freezes in hell. You'll never see this elf make angels in snow. Hey thanks for the booze – so I guess here it goes: "Twas the night after Christmas in the North Pole No creatures were stirring, not one lousy soul. Santa's house appeared eerily silent But inside the fat man was hungry, was violent . This workshop of toys for kids of all ages Was filled with elves quaking in cages. Who woke up from their long winter's naps To find themselves snared in a devious trap. Hours before I had been bingeing on nog Passed out under the bed, I spied the whole saga. I saw all my brothers rounded up in cages. Sleepy victims of wicked midnight rampages. T

Holidays Are Here Again
well once again i sit with the holidays just around the bend. so far the only good thing is im off work til jan 2. christmas well is a wait and see thing. my mom has to work and wont get home if all goes well til about 9pm. which leaves me and my dad and maybe my brother and his wife. m brother will probably be with his wifes family for most of the day if not all. that leaves me and him. in small doses we get along great but still not a comfortable situation if you know what i mean. so i guess this wil be another holiday season of just me. it sucks and its depressing but such is life. here i am again with way too much time on my hands. too much time to allow the memories of the past to haunt me. the good and the bad and the horrors i have seen.it would be so nice to be able to get new memories lol. the good times i wouldnt trade for the world but the memories of those times get depressing when i see couples and families doing what they do. way back when my family used to be very close

The Witches' Creed
The Witches' Creed By Doreen Valiente The Witches Creed Hear now the word of the Witches, the secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destinys pathway, That now we bring forth in the light. Mysterious Water and Fire, The Earth and the wide-ranging Air, By hidden Quintessence we know Them, and we will keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all Nature, the passing of Winter and Spring, We share with the life Universal, rejoice in the Magical Ring Four times in the year the Great Sabbat, returns, and the Witches are seen, At Lammas and Candelas dancing, on May Eve and old Halloween When daytime and nighttime are equal, when sun is at greatest and least, The four lesser Sabbats are summoned, again Witches gather in feast. Thirteen silver moons in a year are, thirteen is the Covens array, Thirteen times at Esbat make merry, for each golden year and a day. The power has passed down the ages, each time between woman and man Each century unto the

Which Witch Are You?
There are several different traditions of Wicca. Here are some of the more well-known traditions. You could practice one, none or mix and match as you see fit. If you are not immediately drawn to one, research a couple until you find the one that fits. If you are a practitioner of a tradition not on this list, e-mail Apythia the information, and we will be happy to add it. Alexandrian Tradition: Founded in England during the 1960's, Alex Sanders referred to himself as the "King" of his Witches. It is a formal, structed, neo-Gardnerian tradition. There is a public domain version of the Alexandrian Book of Shadows available online. Amythystian : Founded in 1968 by Lady Amethyst. Tradition is rooted in the Order of the Garter, Order of the Royal Oak. Traditional with lots of Hermetic beliefs. Dedicated to preserving old traditions while growing into a new generation of enlightened ones. Teaches by example in daily life, at home and at work, as well as when among our own. Known throu

Nice Guys Sucks
just dont pay to be nice to women anymore cause all they want is badboys and sexy guys and thats it not normal and nice guys like tired of being respectful to women an being nice to them and for what nothing i know am boring guy and all but thats me as soon as sexy guy comes alongs its like for get u oh well the hell with it am nice guy u dont like it to bad

A Man Looking At A New Lifestyle
i walked in a bar; there at the bar i seen this gorgeous girl she was sitting there on the stool her legs peeked out though the slit in the skirt her legs were so curvelicious my imagination was running so wild fantasy with her in my mind unbelievable fantastic body that was before me i sat down next to her at the bar stuck up a conversation with her she begin to talk about her girlfriend the conversation turn to how drop dead gorgeous was her girlfriend as she continued to talk i was feeling nausea then a totally gorgeous girl walked in the bar she came over the girl sitting next to me she kissed her and they preceded out the door i sat there ponding what she said as i did it began turning to developing extreme disgust and the sudden urge to vomit i had just realized that hearing what i heard that oh my god i was my god i was a lesbian

The Holidays
What i think is that we need to keep sayin Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I really upsets me that the schools can,t decorate anymore. I think that the ediots behind this crap should just move to the middle of the ocean. Thank you and I hope u have a very Merry Christmas

My Brother
ok my brothers and i havent always seen eye to eye in fact the one im closest to has really fucked me over time and time again but i just found out that he just went to iraq now im struggleing with the fact that im really mad at him for the past but im afraid that he wont come back home

Dumb Arse
So today I was with my family doing some last minute shopping. We were headed home on the highway doing about 75 MPH when I noticed this pick up truck coming up fast behind me. It was a 2 lane highway and I was in the left lane. I got into the right lane and let him pass me, when he did I looked over to see that it was 2 punk ass looking teenagers looking for trouble. It was raining and not the best time to drive like a putz! Right after this idiot passed me he got in front of me so I switched back into the left lane. The right lane got backed up and I passed him then I got into the right lane a 1/4 mile down the road to make my exit. about 1/2 a mile before my exit I see these idiots coming up nest to me. They pulled along side of me and then the driver dropped the hammer. I saw his truck take off in front of me and then he lost control. This dummy must have been looking back at me and his 2 driver side tires went off the road into the mud. He was all over the road spinning and

Gallery V
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Do I Look Like And Online Porn Star?
I post a mumm about being alone on christmas and I get every fucking wanker with their dick in their hand jerking off in my shout box. What the hell!? I am a true southern lady and a freak in the bed. But if you don't treat me like a lady in the street you'll never find out what kind of freak you really could have had. So don't come at me with "do you like oral", "do you take it up the ass" and bullshit like that. Crap like that will get you blocked. Be a grown up, have some respect. If you wanna talk to women like that their are plenty of them out there that will charge you $2.99 a minute go find them.

Masquerade
glitter-graphics.com Ok so you hide behind the mask,and dare not to peek.You bury your soul in a thought and you dont let a mere second of an intermost conception dare to open the door.Your blood runs through a heated moment that time allowed.You grab a small chance to be happy,Yet you dont let go of all that lies behind the colorful visage.The tears of uncertanity,trails behind the covers of the undecided coarse,that was planned way before your time on earth began.You walked among the heart,that promise you.forever,and you,forget that all it took was to take from the covers,the one thing that would undo the masquerade.Honesty.

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I Need To Vent
This blog is just to get all this shit off my chest! Why do people have to take other people's kids away? My oldest son got taken away from my husband and I by my Grandmother & we still don't really know why. She is being a such a bitch to us & I just wanna take our son & move to Georgia where my Dad, Mom & Sister are but I know I can't do that cuz she has permanent gardianship of my son at this point in time & that would be considered kidnapping. I just feel like nothing is going right & that we will never get our son back even tho people tell us that we will it just takes some time. I don't want it to take time I want my son NOW! Why can't I have him NOW?!? Tomorrow is Christmas Eve & we will only be able to get to see him for 1 HOUR that's it...I don't think that is right but I can't do nothing about it. I just want to tell her what I think of her but I know that I can't. My Mom, Sister, & Dad are my support system thru this whole ordeal besides my husband & they help alot by talkin

Blessed Be, Happy Holidays
BLESSINGS TO ALL,HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE HOLIDAY SEASON. PEACE,STRENGTH AND LOVE TO YOU AND YOURS. I LOVE MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, AND AM THANKFUL FOR YOU ALL BEING PART OF MY LIFE NO MATTER HOW GREAT OR SMALL YOUR ALL IMPORTANT. I AM MOST THANKFUL FOR MY BABY EVILTAZ247 FOR LOVING ME AND SHAREING LIFE WITH ME. LOVE YOU BABY.XOXOXOXO JUST REMEMBER HONESTY AND KINDNESS GO A LONG WAY, AND THE CIRCLE OF LIFE HAS A TENDENCIE TO RETURN WHAT WE GIVE TO OTHERS. BLESSED BE, SCOOTER.

Please Lord, Let The Snow Stop
I'm stranded yet again away from home. My son was at his dad's this weekend so I stayed with a friend for the weekend. Got me out of mom and dad's house for awhile. Well, last night I stayed here since we knew the roads would be bad today. And bad they are. My son was supposed to be home tonight but they aren't driving anywhere cuz of the roads....and I'm still at my friend's house. Oh well, could be worse....I could be bored.....we're making Christmas cookies and drinking hot chocolate and watching The 40 Year-Old Virgin.

Single Once Again
Well, last night i got a phone call from my wife, she is in kentucky and i am stationed in hawaii. i am an infantry soldier in the US Army. but any who i got a phone call from her lastnight telling me that she wanted a divorce. so there wasnt much i could say except okay. lol so i guess i am gonna be a single man. which isnt gonna be hard i mean i have been here alone for two years now so im pretty well used to it. but it still sucks ass you know. well thanks for listening ttyl keith

To Everyone On My Friends List.
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, I TRIED GOING THRU THE LIST TO GET YOU ALL BUT DARN, THERE ARE SOO MANY FRIENDS THAT IT WOULD TAKE ME A WEEK,, GUESS I SHOULD OF STARTED EARLY HUH?? LOL, ANYWAY HAVE A SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE ON MY LIST.. LOVE YA ALL... BRATT Create cool Profile Comments

Merry Christmas
I Would Like to Wish All My Friends, Fan And Very VERY Close Friends Here On Fubar A Very Very Merry Christmas And A Very Happy New Years... Please DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!!! If your to drunk Please call a cab or Give your Keys to Someone.. If Your friends Drunk Please Take there Keys From Them... I wanna See you All Next Year Here !!!! I Posted New Pictures Stop By and Take a Look And There Is Also a Christmas Tree and a Mistletoe On My Profile Stop By And Leave Me a New Years Kiss Or a Christmas Gift Its Free Lmao...

The Phone Call From Hell
why are some people so incredibly stupid? i left my son's father three years ago after nearly 12 years (off and on) of mental, sexual, and emotional abuse. when he started taking his anger out on our son i bailed. no way no-fricking-HOW was i subjecting my son to that mess.... and for the past three years i've been dealing with this man...who blatantly said in front of witnesses that he never WANTED his son..trying to get custody of our son because i was going after him for child support. my son is NOT a tool to be used to piss me off! THEN, after i was given soul custody and there was an order for visitation, my son's father decided that he was going to stop picking his son up...and to top it all off, of the two times his father DID get him, the new girlfriend (the 16 year old he cheated on ME with...and who already had a baby that was nearly 1 already) gave my son alcohol and tried to molest my son... and today he calls me expecting to take MY son for the holliday!!!

Feelin
Well I know the words, but I can't really speak them.... To you And I hide all the pain that I've gained with my wisdom..... From you And I may end a life, by what I hold inside All the things that I live with I can't easily hide And I'm left here with nothing, nothing to live for.... But you It's not easy to hide All this damage inside I'll carry you with me Until I'm not alive When you look at my face, does it seem just as ugly....To you? I can't seem to erase all the scars I have lived with....From you I'm so sick of this place This taste in my mouth Cause of you I can't figure what I'm all about And I'm left here with nothing, nothing to live for....But you It's not easy to hide All this damage inside I'll carry you with me 'Til I'm not alive

Illusions Of Love
What do you see when you look in my eyes? DO you see the tears I hide instead of cry? Do you see deep into my soul where the hurt is? Or just the surface smile and unchecked bliss? What do you see when you look into my soul? Do you see my heart or a gapping black hole? Do you think I feel the love everyone else feels? Or do you think you can hold me till my heart heals? What were you thinking when you said you loved me? I'm not the loving person I used to always be. Did you think I would honestly feel the same way? Or that you could make all the other pain go away? I've closed off my heart to the love and hurt I felt. Nor will I deal with the hands that life has dealt. Love is not an option in my life anymore. I will not pick the pieces of my heart off the floor. Holding onto hope that has only let me down, I deal with life with a smile instead of a frown.

Professional Photography Website Up!
Empty Allegory is now the name of my photography business. Click here to check out my new website and look at some of my work. Oh, and feel free to buy some prints or hire me to take some photos, seriously, I need the money.

Why Cant My Daddy Come Home For Christmas!!!!
They are; Mothers, Fathers, Brothers, Sisters,SONS,DAUGHTERS Aunts and Uncles, They are our American Soldiers and they need to be remembered during this holiday season...THEY ARE FIGHTING MAYBE FOR A REASON YOU DONT AGREE WITH BUT WE SUPPORT THEM AND LOVE THEM FOR DOING THIS FOR US! MANY LOSE THEIR LIVES AND ARE INDEED HEROS!SO MANY WIVES AND MOTHERS SONS DAUGHTERS ETC....ARE ASKING WHEN IS HE OR SHE COMING HOME JUST LIKE THE REST OF US! REMEMBER THESE BRAVE SOLDIERS ON THESE DAYS WHERE FAMILYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER.....WHY CANT THEY COME HOME? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************ My Brother is in Iraq and will be missing his daughter first Christmas, I love you Bro, I am very Proud of You, Come home safe.. ************************ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********************* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********************

My Last Rant On Fubar
Before I go... I know why people are on here all the time. Its a fantasy world that is set up to avoid real life meaningful interaction. I was exactly like that in the beginning. I found this site while I was recovering from my car accident. I was terrified of the world that I woke up in after the coma and I used this one to ween myself into reality. Its a fantasy world that is set up to avoid real life meaningful interaction. I know why you're all here, its safe and hardly anything ever goes wrong that makes you even think about it later on. You're able to choose how and when you interact with people and you're given time to craft the perfect response instead of shooting from the hip with your honest emotions. Thats not how life is. Life is real and in your face and sometimes you take a lot of shit. Thats what makes it worth living though. Taking shit and continuing to move forward, thats where it is. People who win the lottery are way more likely to go broke then peo

When God Made Emt's And Paramedics......
When God made EMT's and Paramedics...... When the Lord made EMT's and Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one," And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? An EMT/Paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes a health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle their uniform." "He has to be able to lift three times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breathe again." "He has to be in top mental conditionat all times, running on no sleep, black coffee, and half eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands....no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said

Disaster
dear friends and fan december 8th at about 9.30 a lighting started for about 2 seconds and then immediately it started pouring for about 10 minute and the roof over my studio/ the rain started to pour into my studio like if you where ouside without an umbrella and even if you had an umbrella you could not sheltered it pour for about 10 minutes and immediately quick i lost everything the only thing i save was my laptop it is a very difficult thing for me because i have no family. i am selling some shirts i have the picture on where it say photos clip there gave some imput what to do in such a desperate situacion thanks you all that are part of me take care and thanks sonia britton this occur in the downtown area of san diego between 6 and broadway in front of the marriot hotel the building across. good nite

Feel This ..
You Make Me Feel Nothing Nothing But Pain Pain's All I Feel Feel It Now Now It Wont Stop Stop This Feeling Feeling The Razors Kiss Kiss My Lips Lips So Softly Softly Killing Me Me Feeling Your Embrace Embrace The Angels Final Prayer Prayer Is All I Have Having Nothing Left Left Handed Catchers Mit For My Life Life Is All I've Got Got To Let You Go Go Far Away Away From You and My Memory Of You You Make Me Go Insane Insane Thoughts Of Suicide Suicide Is A Pleasure I Cant Afford Afford The Pain Pain and Pleasure Pleasure and Love Love Means Nothing To You You Break Me Me and You You Make Me Want To Be A Better Person Person At Random Is Who I Want To Hurt Hurt Is How I Feel Feel This?

Audlt Sur
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?nope2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?all 3 is fine.3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?Right4. Pork, beef, or chicken?chicken5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?lol. yes 1 time6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?nope7. Shower or bath?depends on my mood8. Do you pee in the shower?nope9. Mexican or Chinese?chinese10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?aggressive11. Do you love someone on your friends list?i love all my friends. 12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?YES13. Love or money?money is nice, but I have to say love14. Credit cards or cash?both15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?uh yeah16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?5 star hotel17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?oh my god that was a long time ago. no comment...lol18. Would you shave your entire body (includi

My Time
My Time The time i have is mine and mine only But if i had a special someone to share my time i would slit it equal between me and that special someone This special some one would be my lover,my bestfriend,my wife,and my rock which would be till we both breath are last breath on this place we call mother-earth Which is alway in constent change with the advances in siences,media,and etc History and spoken words are always updating the textbooks This is an ever changing times,and seasons Why must the world always change like it has for century's and eons before it and this world will see many more changes for years to come and it will change long after this human race is gone from the earth Mother-earth will once again rebuild itself many more time over until mother-earth say im done i cant do it anymore his world will go cold and be void of life ~Scorpio 2005~

Recipe For New Year's Punch
Recipe for New Year's Punch !! Take yourself; peel off layers of egotism and self-pity; Cut out seeds of unkind thoughts and unhappy emotions. Remove all prejudices and worries. To this add one firm belief that life's worth living. Mix well with one practical idea that you are somebody. Season with a sense of humor and optimism. Sweeten with love. Then add one strong determination to live at your highest every hour of the day, come what may. Let effervesce for 365 days. Garnish with smiles and pleasant words. Serve with gentleness and courage. Note the effect. Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas Everyone
I'm currently at my Dad's house & he's got dialup so I'm just not able to make it around to see everyone today. I hope all my wonderful friends have a Very Merry Christmas! Much love to all, Lizzy Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

The 6th Christmas Without Her
This will be the Sixth Christmas I will spend without my mother. I miss her so much everyday, but even moreso this time of year. I still miss her just as much today as i did the day she passed. In Memory Of Wanda Sue Adams My mother was a precious gift to me, I love and miss her so much, A wonderful mother of three. Certain thoughts enter my mind, Now that she's gone and I'm left behind. So many times I didn't say "Thank You" or "I love you," Somehow I guess I thought she already knew. I learned about patience and love from her, Cherish the moments-she taught me that too. But now she's gone forever, And I'm left with painful tears, Along with all the memories of those happy, joyful years. She was the greatest mother I know, In my eyes, she was the best, I know that prayers are answered, Cause I was truly blessed. And tho everyday I miss her, And long to see her face, I will thank the Good Lord for his loving grace. For God alone could see, The share of pa

Her Truth
Her Beauty is a spotlight Brilliantly bright and easy to see From a safe distance I can ponder What flavor of bliss is she? As long as I stay out of her light I can sit, watch and Wonder What pure delight, What a magnificent sight Just watching her creates this longing in me that grows steadily into a hunger To see her is to want her I should and I would Do anything, Give anything, Say anything just to touch her just to hold her just to taste her I would if I could and I should She smiles at me and the world falls away When she casts her light on me I am breathless Held captive, chained and restrained in the reflection of her eyes I sit and I stare caught up in her gaze, my mind all a haze I am spellbound, bewildered and mesmerized I bathe in her radiance and the truth of her Shines right through me Just one look I am forced to ask What is this woman doing to me? There exists on her lips a promise of ecstasy In her eyes I am lost and All my words ha

Not Yet...
Not Yet.. There exists in my heart a greatness that has never been measured A place of untapped wonder and unimaginable treasure This piece of my heart is untouched and has not yet been seen It is a place built of fantasies that I've yet to dream. It holds a story of passionate love that has not yet been told about a longing inside of me that has not yet grown cold. Like a diamond that has not yet been pressed from the coal, I have not yet explored the depth of my soul. I have not yet dug deep enough to say I've truly delved and the hunger deep inside me has not yet been quelled. I know that one day A far off someday will come and my world will somehow change. I'll finally meet her and somehow greet her and our hearts will rearrange. She is the dream and I am the dreamer. She holds the key to that deep secret place. She is the word in my soul that I can't erase. In my core I'll feel the stirring and give in to mother nature. There will be rebirth and exp

Some People Walk In The Rain. Others Just Get Wet.
Some people walk in the rain. Others just get wet. --Roger Miller Gifts are usually surprises. We don't generally know what the ribbons, bows, and wrapping conceal. Life's greatest misfortunes are, in retrospect, often referred to as gifts. While our debt can feel like a curse, when we finally get to the bottom of what's happened to us, we're surprised to find something good - a gift or blessing of sorts. Through our misfortune, we may have developed some true and lasting relationships, learned we had some admirable qualities we didn't know we had, or discovered the meaning of courage. Today, if I am struggling. I will anticipate the wondrous surprise to come.

Because Of You
Because Of You Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. At the altar I will joyously say 'I do', for I have it all now and it's all because of you

Merry Christmas To All The Lol Family
We love you all and wish you the best holiday season. Every LOL Member should of gotten a gift..It is from the LOL Owners..and we wish you all love..peace..and joy.. The LOL FAMILY owners

Goodbye
© By Heather M. Williams At first when we met We said hi Now we're still friends But we've said goodbye I gave you a chance And you rejected You said it's not good right now And you stand corrected You see what you've lost At least I hope you do You see what others can have But not you I don't mean to sound conceited Or vain in any way I'm just merely pointing out What you had, and threw away I liked you a lot I honestly did But did you feel the same? Were there feelings you hid? If you had feelings for me You didn't show it Because things are over now And I didn't know it If you didn't have feelings Then why did you say so When the only person you trust, lies Then where do you go? I just wanted to say Thought you needed to know These feelings I have Need to be let go

A Love For All Time
Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear For we will find each other again And again And again. For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time.

Far Beyond Driven
My heart breaking Tears of longing stream My mind aching More than ever it may seam My heart quivers My thoughts are clouded My lip shivers My emotions are over crowded I hear your voice My love remembered The sweet sound of rejoice My fear being dismembered You say you love me More than I deserve to be given So much I could never see Far beyond driven ©-Ted E. Brown II July 24, 2007

Rumi
my friend introduced me to the poet Rumi and now i am showing you just how great he is =] check these out comment on them please!!!! I am in Love! I am in Love with him. All this advise-- what's the use? I have drunk poison. All this sugar what's the use? You say hurry, tie up his feet. But its my heart that's gone crazy, all this rope around my feet-- what's the use? ================================================= Love rests on no foundation. It is an endless ocean, with no beginning or end. Imagine, a suspended ocean, riding on a cushion of ancient secrets. All souls have drowned in it, and now dwell there. One drop of that ocean is hope, and the rest is fear. ================================================= By day I praised you and never knew it. By night I stayed with you and never knew it. I always thought that I was me--but no, I was you and never knew it.

A Thought For Christmas
A Thought for Christmas Do you know what would have happened If it had been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Cleaned the stable, Made a casserole, Brought practical gifts, and there would be Peace on Earth.

Dumbing Down *eyeroll*
"Like, Oh my God....gag me with a spoon!" Why do we do it? Why do we dumb down? Even as I type this, I am about to do it still. Big, soulful, strong words are nipping at my fingertips, but some of you didn't know what "astute" meant or what a "frenulum" was. So I suppose that I am an equal opportunity blogger and I refrain from using words like "emphatic" and "conundrum".....You are welcome. 90% of attraction to another person happens in the brain. This is a theory that I had attempted to disprove many moons ago. My subject: Mike S. He towered over me at 6'3". He would have made Adonis himself cower in shame at his physical beauty. Armani (The company, not the person) wanted to fly him down to L.A. after Mike lost "said" 15 lbs. He was just all in all....beautiful head to toe. Big strong arms, a California sun kissed complexion, washboard abs and a gleaming smile that had a dimple tattooed at each corner. Mike had asked me on a date and I eagerly accepted. He pi

Dieing Inside
Hello all, Just thought that I would wirte this. I fell in love with a very special woman and I had planned on heading to be with her and I had friends tel me that they would help me but they fell through and didnt help so I havent left yet and it is killing me that I am not there. She is upset because she doesnt think that I want to be with her and that is the farthest thing from the truth. I love her with all my heart and it kills me that I am not there with her and now I may never get the chance to show her how much I love her and that just makes me feel so empty. When I said I love you to her I meant it with my entire heart and soul and it is being torn apart and most of the reason is my fault. I just wish she would trust when I say that I want to be with her.... so happy holidays to everyone for mine is falling apart

I'm Blocked????!!!!!!
Ok ... so a certain fubarian came to my page today re-reated me from a 5 to a 10 and then proceeded to rate one of my photos a 5. Fair enough ... if you don't like it rate it whatever you wish. I am curious person by nature so a little while later I decide I want to check this person out ... Surprise Surprise ... ERROR: this user's permissions don't allow you to do this. if you want to add this member to your 'blocked' list, click here. Seeing as I've never been blocked before I decide to send him a message and find out what exactly I have done to offend the gentleman ... The Users Permissions Do Not Allow You To Send A Message!! I guess I should feel like part of the crew now that I've been blocked by someone. I'm an official fubarian now!! ... lol, but curiosity is killing me. All I'm going to ask (and I'm sure it won't change anything, but I will ask) is that if you're going to downrate me or block me at least have the decency to tell me why. I am not a rude p

Getting Older Funnies
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown." __________________________ An elderly gentleman... had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit aroun

Nsfw Pictures
I guess that all picture should be marked as NSFW as any one for any reason can report a pic. The pic does not need to have profanity or nude pics in it the can just report it anytime they want. What I wonder is does Fubar check the picture or do they just send you the message that some one was being a ass. Any answers would be welcome. Well I'm off to mark all my pictures as NSFW so have a great day. YA right

As Families Grow And Expand,
so do the family traditions. It is time for my daughter to develop new traditions with her new family with the onset of their baby girl this past June. They are quickly learning how to adjust to meeting each sides’ family to continue Christmas family traditions. Because I have to work today and tomorrow, I got to share Christmas with them on this Christmas Eve morning. At nearly 6 months old now, the granddaughter is wide-eyed and enjoying all the excitement of all the sparking gifts. With the aid of her mother, my daughter, she unwrapped her gifts from me. A small moo cow that goes Moooooooo, a soft clown, Baby Einstein DVDs, some clothes and a colorful musical clown painting for her bedroom. For my daughter and her hubby, I got them a Japanese tea set to go with the oriental theme that they have started for their apartment, along with a note telling them how proud I was for the both of them to adjusting to all the changes in the past year. For me, they got me a 2008 b

Help Me Plz
to all my friends n fu family, plz go to link i need 6,000 vote by 12/31 for a free blast... thx all you for ur help vote as many times as you can please...thx n luv muah http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=625301&i=750843341

Bad News And I Need To Vent
Today I finished up Christmas shopping. I can't help but be a little worried today. My aunt is in the hospital. She had a pacer maker installed a few days ago. She is in there recovering well. I finally got my mom to let me pay for her doctor visit. She went and found out she has some internal bleeding issues. They are running tests on the 3rd and admitting her into the hosipital. I can't help but be worried. I lost my father 9 years ago, so my mom is all that I have left. Most of my friends let me down and forget about me, so she is truly my best friend. Whew...sorry. Today will be a great day. My family will be over tonight and tomorrow. The kids and I will play til we are exhausted. My sister and I will put out christmas stockings and talk about past christmas adventures. Should be a fun day. I am leaving my dream job soon. I have to return to finance where the money is. I have been offered job after job and turned them down. I have watched myself becom

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Every year i tried to put a list and every year i failed.....until now. so heres MY list Benzi's top 15 Albums/Mixtapes of 2007: 15. Beanie Sigel - The Solution: - World knows Beans is the voice of Philly, and i think he stepped his game up big time wit this album. I was at the album release party were Beans explained bout his CD. Its cool to see an artist maturing and showin it in his lyrics. 14. DJ Drama- Gangsta Grillz 17- if you know hip hop mixtapes, you would be retarded if u dunno Drama. After the feds gonna try and lock him up for what he does , he brings out his best mixtape ever, in my opinion. Now I want 5000 Ones. Don’t wry. Im bout 2 get em. 13. Calle 13 – Residente O Visitante: By most people, Best Reggaeton Album ever. To me, most creative Reggaeton Album. Residente spittin bout real life topics while visitante kills it on da beat. I know, u gotta understand Spanish a lil or go to trabslation.com to understand but it’s a reason why Calle 13 grabbed a lotta La

Brat
Brat Her golden curls fell soft around her face and down her back. Her sweet little cherub-like face always smiled, giving her a glow that some believed was kissed by angels. Her tiny little body clothed in an over-sized t-shirt that was given to her to use as a night gown. The small four-year-old girl sat shivering in the room she shared with six other children. The other girls picked on her, because she was so small and she hadn’t spoken since her parents were killed two years before. The little girl never fights back, but would always smile at them as if she had a secret that only she knew. . No one knows her given name; they just called her Brat. They said her curiosity always had her underfoot. Brat now curious as to why it was so cold walked to the window with her blanket wrapped around her. To her delight, it had snowed during the night and covered the world with a blanket of sparkling white. Her little eyes sparkled with delight at what she saw. She had never

Blonde Cookbookþ
See....blondes really do have more fun! LOL MONDAY It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Bill wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bill brought a friend home for supper WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY Today Bill asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Bill asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.. FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY Bill did th

Merry Xmas Everyone
In case Ive missed anyone, Id like to take this opportunity to wish all my friends a wonderful xmas, and a happy, healthy and prosperous new year. Thank you all for putting up with my crazy humour, mad jokes weird personality and madness for the past year (even longer for some of you lol) You have each enriched my life in many various ways, and I hope to be able to annoy you all for a further year if you'll have me lol. love to all, may you be blessed with many reasons to smile, and all your hopes and dreams come true. Thanks for everything Dazzy

My 411
I'm very laid back and pretty much like to do anything. I can go for walks, bike riding, dancing, or just sit at home with a drink and a movie curled up on the couch and be just as content. (I really like doing that one) The simple things in life you know... I love a star filled sky; I love the mountains, a rainy day, and the moon, just a very simple low maintenance kind of girl!I'm the type of girl that will devote my life to you if you catch my heart and will always be there for you. One man and one man only and I expect the same. I love to cuddle and kiss, kiss, kiss so anyone interested must like to do the same! I also like a lot of touching; physical contact is very erotic and important to me whether it's in public or behind closed doors. Just a simple brush of your hand across the small of my back while Im walking by to grab something, things like that ya know. Hmmmmm, who id like to meet? Well, he should be fun, love to laugh, easy going, takes care of himsel

The Meaning Of Christmas
When Jesus was born, only a few people realized He was more than a typical infant. The same is true today. Many people attend Christmas Eve services and observe holiday traditions but fail to consider three important questions: Was Jesus really God? Why did He come to earth? What does this have to do with me? Genesis, the first book of the Bible, begins with these words: "In the beginning God . . ." What evidence is there that Jesus existed from the very start? First of all, the fourth gospel opens with a claim of His preexistence: "In the beginning was the Word [that is, Jesus] . . . and the Word was God" (John 1:1, 14). Jesus also testified to His own preexistence when He asked God to glorify Him "with the glory which I had with You before the world was" (John 17:5). A second proof would be His demonstrations of divine power. Jesus caused the blind to see, the lame to walk, and the dead to live again. His own words provide additional evidence. He said, "I and the Father are one"

Life Goes On
I wonder if this is stupid to write here. Like ppl give a shit. The guy from yesterday added me to his hot list on aff. I decided to just let it go and move on. I'm lucky enuff that I'm attractive enuff for myself to realize I can do better. I could do far better personality-wise. Just don't know why guys can't be men. I used to be gay. I have always wanted to be female. It's pretty hard to want something that ppl just can't see in me or understand. The feel of a man's hand between my legs and nothing is there. I long for that. I do like having what I have to a degree, but I would prefer my body matched my feelings, but that will have to wait. I've noticed how some guys get so uptight if I look at them. I don't freak out when a chick looks at my goodies. Why are men such weaklings with same sex crap?? Men you guys ought to get a clue. No one can say they don't like someone w/o trying it. Personally I wouldn't want a straight guy. Firstly, because I want him to accept me all t

I Posted A Bulliten And It Really Tells Me Alot
I POSTED A BULLTIEN AND ONE COMMENTED ON IT TY LISASWEET I MADE A STATEMENT IN MY BULLITEN THAT IS HOW I REALLY FEEL , IM AS I STATED NOT HERE TO COMPETE WITH OTHER LOUNGES , THATS NOT THE PURPOSE OF MY LOUNGE " ITS FOR VIETNAM TO THE PRESENT , ITS REALLY SAD TO SEE JUST HOW MANY DAMN FRIENDS I HAVE HERE OUT OF 500 AND SOME , WELL FROM KAGE N ME TO ALL FAMILY N FRIENDS THIS IS WHAT I ADDED TO IT . imikimi - Customize Your World SO, TAKE IT FOR WHAT ITS WORTH , WHO WATCHES OVER YOUR ASS'S WHILE YOUR SAFE IN BED AT NIGHT AND WATCHES OVER OUR COUNTRY TO MAKE IT SAFE FOR YOUR ASS'S MMMMMM ONE GUESS " OUR TROOPS " WELL , THATS MY LIL BIT OF WHAT I NEEDED TO SAY

Starstruck And Breathing Heavy
Starstruck and Breathing Heavy I'm not even going to attempt to try to sugar coat this. LADIES I really do need your help on this one. To my brethen I am taking one for the team on this. Got a lot to gain and so much more to lose. I am only going to ask simple questions...and in this case, I will accept simple to complex answers. I am really in search, and in a way I think each and everyone of us are. What is your definition of a man? Really think about it for a second because there is another question to follow. Do you have it, no bullshit is it right there at pace with my words that you read. What is your definition of a good man? This one I need you to just lay back in the chair look at the screen and be honest to yourself. For the weight of this question tells you how you see YOUR selfworth. Is the thought of this man making you smile, not freezing time but slowing it down, is there a peace you may only have given once or never have even shared? I feel you on that, you h

Risk
RISK The Parker Brothers were nothing short of geniuses. Their contribution to forms of enterntainment have lasted far beyond the technologies of todayis amazing. Who has not spent countless hours playing Monopoly, Clue, or even Sorry. Amongst all of these games of our youth, one comes to mind that brought me the most fun. RISK written just like that in big caps, with emphasis placed on the word that should permenately remain. The premise of this game was to stratagize and execute a plan to conquer the world. How coincedental the premise of ones life mirrors that concept. Can you or more importantly are you capable of taking the RISK to conquer the world you have built for yourself? Many will go thru life making all the safe choices that will not rattle the cage. Getting lost in the clouds of contentment somehow are thought to shadow them from the heat brought on by life. Soon Monday is no different from Tuesday, Wednesday feels like deja- vu, Thursday must

Christmas
im sorry i just feal like venting if ya dont wanna here it then stop fucking reading this cause i dont care, christmas is saposed to be about family's getting together having a nice dinner and spending time with eachother and yes even getting gifts.. pssst WHATEVER my family abbandoned me everyone left and went and did there own thing while i sit here alone on this damn computer hoping to catch someone online i can talk to, not one of my family memebers has called me today nore did they answer when i called them. now i dont nead my family's full attention but when they know damn well my kids arnt here and that im so deprest that i dont even want to be awake right now you think they would at least think to call me hmmmmmmm NOOOOOOO NOT MY FAMILY they only care about themselves and what they are getting and what makes them happy forget about anyone else.. for example my birthday was friday the 21st did any of my family call and say happy birthday hmmmmm no! did i get anything for my

Happy New Year
Looks like I won't be spending New Years Eve alone like I thought I was going to. An old acquaintance has now become a new friend. He wants to bring the New Year in together and I think that would be just great. He is a sweet guy and just went through a divorce too. Starting the New Year with a new friend is a great way to have a new beginning

Anyone Else Have These Problems?
The following is an e-mail I sent to Fubar support about a couple of very frequently occurring problems I have on here. Just wondering if many other people are having the same problems? If you are, I'd like to suggest that you also write Fubar support about them too,because only the squeaky wheel gets the grease, and I'm sure if no one else is complaining about these things, they won't do anything about it... but if several of you also have these same problems and let Fubar know about it, they might actually do something about it! These are just very annoying to me and I'm hoping they can fix it! Anyway, here is the e-mail I sent which explains the problems.... There is two VERY annoying things I find on this site quite regular... I wish there could be something done about these two items as it just frustrates me to no end because they happen so often! The first item is that many, many times when I'm typing in the shout box, the damn box just closes on me for some unknown reas

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.s. Army -- Sgt Shawn Stranford
This is an archival copy of http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html which has since gone away The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army SGT Shawn Stanford Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. Not allowed to threaten anyone wit

"love Is When"
“LOVE IS WHEN” LOVE IS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE ONE WITH EACH OTHER EVEN WHEN HE OR SHE IS RIGHT OR WRONG LOVE IS WHEN YOU FIND THAT “SPECIAL” SOMEONE AND YOU CAN’T SLEEP, EAT, OR THINK STRAIGHT WITHOUT SEEING THEM IN YOURS DREAMS LOVE IS WHEN BEING TOGETHER MEANS EVERYTHING TO THE BOTH OF YOU LOVE IS WHEN YOU LEARN EVERTHING ABOUT THAT PERSON FROM HEAD TO TOE LOVE IS WHEN YOU LEARN WHAT MAKES EACH OTHER SATISFIED LOVE IS WHEN YOU WAKEUP IN THE MORNING WITH THAT SPECIAL PERSON CARESSING YOU LOVE IS WHEN YOU LEARN EVERYTHING THAT THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER FROM THE OUTSIDE IN AND THE INSIDE OUT

Christmas
So yeah, I made a poem, here you go : Christmas is here Fear is in the air Santa Clause is coming You better be prepared You can't hide nowhere He knows if you're scared He'll strike down upon you Abuse you to tears No end to nightmares Now that the big red is in town So don't show your anger or hate Don't you dare frown! In two days he will leave All the kids have been decieved There will be no present To nice children in need The criminals have been freed The worls is chaotic and clear Now that christmas has arrived Now that christmas, is here.

Mr. Sell's Dragon ...part 1
Mr. Sell’s Dragon Chapter 1 Mr. Thomas Sell had lost his hat and he was miffed about it. he'd missed his afternoon train and was forced to walk home from his job as an antique writings appraiser. the wind had decided Mr. Sell's hat would look better getting mucked about in the street, and so it blew it off his balding head. Mr. Sell chased his had for several dozens of feet when he passed a tiny used bookstore nearly swallowed by the two larger shops on either side of it. He was shocked because he thought he new every bookstore in the city. he glaced quickly towards his hat, which was steadily making it's way down the street, and then back at the shop, as if there were some actual decision to make as to which direction he should go. Mr. Sell smoothed down his severly thinning hair as he stepped, now hatless, into the small and dimly lit shop. a tiny, ancient looking man was inspecting a decent sized pile of dusty books and sorting them into three piles. the man looked up

Naughty Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects below When what to my blood shot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer With a little old driver a pounding his dick I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick Slower than snails his reindeer they came He bitched and he swore as he called them by name Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls. Then up to the roof he stumbled and

If You've Had A Little Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit...
I do not speak often of my faith. To me, it has become something quite personal and beyond common words. Not to mention that often, the failures I see in myself to live each moment according to the precepts of my faith incline me to often feel unworthy of speaking of something that is so sacred to me. But this magical season we call Christmas always seems to incline me reconnect to my faith. Some of the most painful periods of my life have surrounded me during holiday seasons. Yet oddly, it was during such times of darkness that the light of hope that characterizes Christmas has seemed to shine the most brightly for me. That would seem to be a bit of paradox – hope overtaking the hopelessness of worldly circumstances – joy that surpasses understanding, overtaking deep sorrow and feelings of loss and loneliness – a belief in the magical, in the midst of the all too painful natural illusions of our present reality. And yet it happens to me every year about this time – perhaps because

Love ?, Lust ?, Fantasy ?
How many of you believe in online love? Do you think if could be love? Lust? or just a fantasy? Or possibly a combination of all three? I believe in all three, but I am so afraid of the first one...Love. To love someone is not hard for me to do. I love many people in so many different ways, but to fall or be "in" love with someone is very hard for me. I guess the reason for this is because I have been hurt by EVERYONE that I have fallen in love with. So to give my all my everything to someone again just to have myself be hurt again is hard to do. The trust issue is just not there. Now lust is a whole different story. I have lusted after a few people. It was very nice too. They were so nice and it was so much fun, but then it got out of hand. They knew where my feelings stood but they wanted more. Yes they spoke the three little words to me...I love you. I couldn't handle it at that moment. So the fun had to stop. Now fantasy...I love fantasy because you can do anything with thi

A Major Health Concern:
> > A major health concern: > > > > "A MUST READ" > > Don't just scan through this, take the time to read it entirely! > > > > > > SWEET POISON .. A MUST READ > > > > > > In October of 2001, my sister started getting very sick. She had > > stomach > > spasms and she was having a hard time getting around. Walking >was >a > > major > > chore. It took everything she had just to get out of bed; she >was >in > > so much > > pain. > > > > By March 2002, she had undergone several tissue and muscle >biopsies > > and was > > on 24 various prescription medications. The doctors could not > > determine > > what was wrong with her . She was in so much pain, and so sick >she > > just knew > > she was dying. She put her house, bank accounts, life insurance, > > etc., in > > her oldest daughter's name, and made sure that her younger >children > > were to > > be taken care o

A Christmas Story Movie
I think this is an all time classic movie. It is old but takes you back to what you really thought about those stupid gifts your parents got you and would've rather had that gun in your hand instead to "Put Your Eye Out". Good times when we wore those ugly pajamas with feetsies!

Reversal
Why should it be so hard to believe that I wish to lie between your feet, my lion in winter? To be sheltered from the chill of the worlds pitiless winds, and hear your heart beat. Why should I not relish the warmth of your embrace, while the nightmarish storm howls, if the reversal is discreet?

"friends" Going "private"
You see a beautiful girl...you add...fan...family...rate...etc. as they specify in their intro's to "see pics". A few weeks later, the pics you joined to see/rate/fan etc. are "private for family only" or "blast to see pics"...false advertising bullshit! All the friends you had before you go all golddigger should be grandfathered in.

To All My Friends, Enjoy, Merry Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnwUgSb95Os here ya go for larry the cable guys rendition of night before christmas watch it its funny Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the trailer, We're dreaming of shotguns And cheap polyester. My Ford truck was parked on Its blocks in the yard, In hopes that St. Nicholas Would bring me some tars. I in my pajamas and my deer huntin' cap Had just keeled over for a good drunken nap. When up on my tin roof there arose such a racket, I opened the dog box so the hounds could go track it. And then on the roof I discovered the cause, Perched up on my chimney was ol' Santy Clause! And then from my eyes there fell tear by tear, As I saw those eight tasty lookin' reindeer. "Shoot" I said, "I'd feel bad if I shot 'em" Although eight big reindeer would last me past autumn. Those horns would look great hangin' up on my wall, But if I shot them, Santa'd have no transport at all. So I yelled to the Big Guy, "Santa,

Christmas Eve With The In-laws
It is tradition in my wife, myself and the kids to eat Christmas dinner and open presents on Christmas Eve. This year's meal was ham, potatoe salad, pea salad, assorted sandwich fixings, cupcakes, candy and sandwich rolls. The kids got mostly clothes. My oldest daughter's big present was a pair of boots. My son's big present was a Timex watch. My youngest daughter's big present was a Cabbage Patch doll. My wife and I got a new meat thermometer, a set of Wolfgang Puck knifes and a new 6 quart crock pot.

Why Do Some Men Assume The World Revolves Around Them
Men think that women should drop everything so that we can spend time with them but when we wanna spend time with them they just wanna go hang out with there homies. Like today my man rather be with his friends then his family he is prolly out drinking his life away i swear thats all he ever wants to do anymore is pick up a bottle and when it comes to christmas he said my kids didnt need nothing

Mail Man
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar b

What Do You Do?
What do you do when someone you've known half your life and care for very much gets caught up in the wrong thing...When they start to throw there entire life away but theres nothing you can do about it! you try to make them see that the path they are on will only lead to heartache, pain, and even possibly death...But that person just doesn't see or just doesn't care...You rack your brain just trying to think of a way to help them...only to have your heart torn apart when nothing helps...what do you do?... I just don't know anymore...It hurts too much to just whatch it happen but I fear If I let her go the next time I see her will be in her grave!

My Aftershock Bulliten
THIS NAUGHTY VIXEN IS HITTEN THE AIRWAVES ... WITH SOME AWESOME TUNES... YOU ARE IN FOR A THRILL... AND ONE HELL OF A GOOD SHOW... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HER AT... COME ON OVER AND LISTEN... AS THIS GIRL PUTS THE TUNES OUT SHE'LL PLAY THE SONGS YOU WANNA HEAR SHE'S THE EVER SO SEXY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~ ~*~DJ FLASH~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ DOLL

Deconstructing Santa
I remember a time when Christmas meant something more than the amount of money spent on gifts for people you care about. Gone are the days when simply receiving a gift was good enough. Why is we feel the need to reciprocate gifts? Something purchased as an a symbol of friendship and love should not be immediately followed with a customary "I'll get you something as soon as I can..." What the hell? Saint Nicholas would be ashamed. He never once asked for a return on his investment of good will and tidings of joy. Christmas is not a ROTH IRA or a diversified portfolio. Spending money is a neccesity in a capitalistic society, not a way to expand your net worth. Stop making comments that I spend too much or that you weren't expecting a gift and therefore were ill-prepared to give me something back in return. My God, the world has gone insane. I remember waking up to the belief that a joly fat man had left a varitable fortune worth of free merchandise under a plastic tree trimmed

Time..
We all sometimes go thru times in our lives where nothing ever makes since and you feel lost and alone even tho your truely not alone and people do care about you, but that feeling is still there. Especially around the holidays its worse. All i really wanted for Christmas this year was to be able to spend it with my children... Even that i cant have. Between being so angry wanting to tear someones head off and being so depressed over everything lately i almost just want to say fuck it all and give up.. To any of my friends on here that may read this, Im not avoiding, im not mad, Not being online for a while does not mean i hate anyone, or am personally mad at anyone. Ive got a Shitload of shit on my mind right now and ...no... i dont want to talk about it. Im sorry if that offends anyone but i will talk about it in time if i feel the need to. I Do Wish everyone Happy Holidays. ~DJ Khaotic Wolf A.K.A. Sean...

Just A Thought
love this thought I would pass it on Trust me it's paradise..This is where the hungry come to feed.. For mine is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation. Never resist the unfamiliar. Never fail to be polite and never outstay your welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts? You know what? It's probably worth it. You hope and you dream, but you never believe that somethings going to happen for you, like it does in the movies and when it actually does, you expect it to feel different, more visceral, more real..I was waiting for it to hit me....-orbital

I Hate Christmas...
we arn't cellebrating christmas... we instead cellebrated alaura's 2nd birthday. but this is not what this blog is about. i don't have a job or money... job soon... going to go find work, night job.... but that's not what this blog is about. Whaat has 5 wheels, needs a paint job, and someone to make sure it's ok under the hood... that's right my new car!!! it's cheep, going to get it fixed and what not... and going to get my licens, then i'll drive to and from my job (i know by then i'll have a job... considering aiming for winco.) but but omg. weeeeeeeeeeee sometime tomarrow i'll take a picture of my P.O.S. car.

I'm No Accident
I am not a cosmic accident, wandering randomly and aimlessly through life. God has a specific purpose for my life. He didn't intend for me ot go through life miserable, depressed, lonely, sick, and defeated. I may be so beaten down by the struggles in my life that I have grown assuctomed to being discouraged, but not any more! When I was younger I had a better self image of my self but now as I am older, I seen myself as a survivor. The image God wants me to see myself has been distorted; the mirrors which I have seen myself-reflected in the words, or opinions of mr parents, peers, or people who have hurt me-have become grossly crakled, delivering a contorted and distorted image of myself. When I accepted this wraped image, I open myself to depression, poverty, or worse. Becasue I wanted to beleive this self-image didn't expect anything good to come my way and that is not how God works. He want His children to be blessed and happy. I was accepting whatever came into my

“lonely *^* Little *^* Christmas *^* Cat”
Christmas Cat by BlueWolf © Christmas Cat….., Oh Christmas Cat….., Lonely Little Christmas Cat…., I always wonder….., We’re you’re at……, Lonely Christmas Cat…..! ! ! She ran away one Christmas eve…., Never to be seen again….., That’s why I miss my Christmas cat…., Lonely Christmas Cat…..! ! ! I leave food out every night….., Hoping that she’ll come back…., I pray and pray that she’s alright….., Lonely Christmas Cat…..! ! ! Another season has gone by….., And just when tears begin to dry….., My memory just won’t deny….., My Lonely Christmas Cat….! ! ! Christmas Cat….., Oh Christmas Cat….., Lonely Little Christmas Cat…., I always wonder….., We’re you’re at……, Lonely Little Christmas Cat…..! ! ! And since you’re gone….., There's a chill of emptyness....., In my heart......, For without you......, I’m so Lonely Christmas Cat…..! ! !

Eviltaz247 In Hospital Xmas Eve
THIS IS SCOOTER BLACK HERE EVILTAZ MY BABY IS IN THE HOSPITAL ON XMAS EVE. SHE HAD A VERY ROUGH WEEK, PROBLEMS WITH DIALYSIS, AND FIGHTING A BAD COLD AT THE SAME TIME, HAD TO TAKE HER TO THE ER YESTERDAY AND TODAY. SHE IS BEING KEPT OVER NIGHT, DUE TO BAD ATTEMPT AT DIALYSIS RUNS LAST WEEK AND THE BAD COLD. SHE HAD NOT HAD A GOOD RUN SINCE LAST MONDAY, SHE NEEDS DIALYSIS THREE TIMES A WEEK TO KEEP HER HEALTH UP UNTIL SHE CAN GET A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT. SHE TOOK A FALL EARLY THIS MORNING, HAD TO GET CAT SCAN, BEFOR THEY WOULD DO DIALYSIS RUN. AND THE ASS WIPES CLOSED THE DIALYSIS CENTER SHE GOS TO AT 3:30 TODAY WE WERE STILL SITTING IN THE DAMN ER WAITING FOR THE CAT SCAN. THANK GOD SHES ALL GOOD ON THE CAT SCAN AND THEY ADMITTED HER AND GOT A GOOD DIALYSIS RUN THIS EVENING. I JUST LEFT THE HOSPITAL 45 MIN AGO, SHES ALL TUCKED IN AND DOING MUCH BETTER, SHE SHOULD BE HOME XMAS DAY. PLEASE KEEP HER IN YOUR PRAYERS, AND I THANK THOSE OF YOU WHOM SHOW MY BABY RESPECT AND KI

Micropayments In The Fubar Economy
Each "rate" earns a certain number of points. Each comment, as well, for both you and the recipient. You are rewarded with status as points accumulate. Points can also be gained via monetary purchases from the fubar store. You get an indeterminate number of points by sponsoring "happy hour", but I would imagine upon interview and further study, it's a significant amount. I wonder. These points can be used to buy, in the member trading venue... the actions, sometimes odd or extreme, of other fubar members. possibly to continue...

Damage Control
all right damage control i just had a fu friend over to my house from north carolina un supervised at my computer and she left a few mums and blogs in my name so anything that came about 20 minutes before this was not me sh was over here fucken with me yeah she is so funny ha ha ha yeah i wish u could pick up sarcasim on the net....thanks

Merry Christmas
A Merry Christmas to all. May your dreams, wishes and prayers come true. Remeber to Thank and Pray for the Brave Men and Women that protect are Country so we may enjoy our Freedoms. God Bless and Merry Christmas Hunter (George)