Twas The Night Before Christmas, On FUBAR!
(an adaptation by DJ SATIN...)
Twas the night before Christmas, on Fubar, when all through the site not a creature was stirring, not evan the Bouncer I.d. Guy.
The stockings were hung by the spotlight with care, in hopes that St. Nick, or atleast
BABY~JESUS soon would be there.
The Fu members were nestled snug in there beds, while visions of:
Gift HAPPY HOURS,
Gift
BLASTS,
Gift
V.I.P.'s,
Gift FU
BUCKS,
Gift Fu
Tickers,
& yes evan the shot @ a SPOTLIGHT.
DJ~SILK In her in her silk nighty, & ME in my Cap, had setteled in for a long winters nap.
When up on my Bar Tab there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter.
Away to my monitorv I flew like a flash, brought up my fubar page & checked out my Tab.
My page lit up like new fallen snow, gave the luster of midday to the room, when what to my wondering eyes may appear up in my Bar Tab but:
I Guess evan scrapper has need for 20,000 FU points, for he was quick to invite during my happy hour.
I checked out his page likety split. I ratede a 10, & fanned him of coarse, cause I knew in a momment it just had to be him.
More rapid then eagles he posted pics of him & his crew. I could almost here him shout out there names as he posted.
"Now Dasher!
Now Dancer!
Now prancer & Vixen!
On commet, on Cupid!
On donner & blitzen!
Then came the Salute!
As dry leaves that before a hurricane fly, when they meet with an obsticale, mount to the sky.
So onto my page he did fly, Ratting & fanning, a gift I got too.
and then in a twinkle he started again rating my pics one @ a time. Then came an alert, up in my Shout box" HO HO HO & hello" was his shout.
As i clicked on the link to reply, I saw his profile pic.
Dressed all in fur from his head to his toe, & his clothes were all tarnished with ashes & soot.
A bundle of 11's he had flung on his back.
His eyes-- how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard on his chin was white as the snow.
The stump of the pipe he held in his teeth, and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face & little round Belly, that shook like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby & plump, a right jolly old elf.
I laughed when i saw himin spite of myself.
A wink of his eye & a twisyt of his head soon let me know I had nothing to dread.
My reply back was a quick "hello"
He spoke no more words but went back to rating.
He rated every pic I had, the vanished real quick.
Up to the scrolling members he flew, & on to the next FU member, I knew.
as he drove away fast leaving comment behind< I heard him cry "damn him"
As he whipped out his list & added the Bouncer I.d. guy to the top of the naughty side.
But I saw in my blast box as he flew away. The blast he had done, oh what fun.
so from our home to yours merry Christmas every one, & have a great new year.
DJ~SATIN (DRAGON){Pirate King} DJ~SILK (S~E~X~Y){Pirate queen}
 
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