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Opinion On The Subject
last night I was sent a petition to sign and send on regarding a myspace profile called"fuck the soldiers". Obviously I am highly opinionated regarding such things. Just wondering how everyone else feels about it. I think anyone who says such shit should be sent over to Iraq to fight in the forefront of an attack without a weapon. People who believe such bullshit need to drink a big cup of shut the fuck up and either get behind the troops or by God....get in front of them!
You Know Your Right
I will never bother you I will never promise to I will never follow you I will never bother you Never speak a word again I will crawl away for good I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fear No thought was put into this I always knew it would come to this Things have never been so swell I have never felt this well Pain... You know you're right... I'm so warm and calm inside I no longer have to hide Lets talk about someone else Steaming soup against her mouth Nothing really bothers her She just wants to love herself I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fear No thought was put into this I always knew it'd come to this Things have never been so swell I have never felt this well Pain... You know you're right Pain... --------------------------------------------- K Cobain
Lustly Scented
With the colonge of his lust piercing my mind, stimulating the ancient ruins of my memory in the swirl of sheets, a dingy hotel room became His palatial bed while rummaging in the glittery gutters of my multi-fasceted carnal mind I am enamored once again with the danger of entangling bodies with the wolven. Throaty growl, primal in instinct, enveloping over taking the swelling pleasure cupped close over running the mind ability to speak clearly dark utterances became our communication needs as I breathlessly give in the rapture of your touch moaning lingustics speak volumes of fabled beliefs enriching the feelings and emotions pounding into my overly sensual needy heat I crave the carnivore you have become arching my back to feel the full depth of the escaping essence held by embracing your kiss. My lotus blooms before you in delicate aroma Sweetly spreading, succulent, something to savored my divine nature filling in the longing blanks for my salivating yet s
Stoned Moments
Wasted timE Drifting thoughtS Awakening hope springs newfound meaninG Priceless artwork painted by the years of pain and heartache, souled for just one more chancE Perhaps there does lie meaning behind our liveS Even if it is just to lonG The longing is what drives us, every single day, behind the scenes, it pulls our stringS No matter what person, no matter what life, in any situation it is the longing which drives uS
Nothing Intelligent To Put Here!!
Oh wow. Another reflection of life. This was well thought out in the shower today. Honestly though, society is a bunch of whiners. Everyone complains because they don't have this or they don't have that, get over it you could be starving in a third world country. How about I give you your Ipod and we ship you off to Iraq? Or try living in Africa. Come on people. We over-react when we have relationship issues too, it's not the end of the world, honestly. I was thinking about it this morning, 2 years ago something happened to me that changed me forever, I'd say the most traumatic experience in my life, maybe not for someone else but for me at least, I think something truly painful like that puts everything into perspective. You learn that break-ups aren't the end of the world, missing your favorite t.v. show just happens, Not winning something isn't so bad. And like oh my gawd I totally chipped a nail. I think the spoiled whiny brats of the world should form a single
The End Is Near Are Your Ready
Calling Everyone
This is where we are today so please comb help out here. She needs 12,450 comments to go on thi pic.
$4.65 A Gallon Sounds Like A Bargain!
Frankly, I feel it's my civic duty to help support 'local' business owners... I paid $4.65 per gal for gas today at the corner gas station. They have been feeling the pinch as a lot of patrons aren't driving around as much, so they went to full service to entice customers back. Somehow the high prices didn't seem to matter as much. To ease the pain, I needed 10 gal so I went in 10 times and bought 1 gallon each time. Service station shown below:
It's Wanting More That's Gonna Send Me To My Knees ...
John MayerGravityMusic Video Codes By Music Keep me where the light is ...
I've been sitting here staring at the clock on the wall And I've been laying here praying, praying she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be crying And I'll be begging you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waiting With my Heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dying What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me? Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of being lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep telling me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like being used and I'm tired of waiting It's too much pain to have to bear To love a man you have to share Why don't you stay I'm down on my
Angel Teardrops
My guardian angel, once careless and free, flew into the clouds and lost touch with me. Her tears were cold and wet, falling on my face. Her smile had left us without a trace. Her angelic lips quivered, frozen and scared, I felt rain clouds visiting, and had to prepare. I knew that angels, often content, were very special presents that God had sent. To see one so sad, so afraid, so alone, had made me weep while the cold winds had blown. Her wings lost feathers, comforting and soft, falling from the stars, floating aloft. Her pain was felt throughout the land, to feel true misery is impossible to stand. I prayed so that when her hurting stops, I'll be able to taste the angel's teardrops.
She Wont Cry
She Won't Cry You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry.
Longing For Someone
The expected day came with it came the tears. Tears of time lost to silly things, tears of feelings unspoken, tears of knowing when the good-byes are over it will be a long haul before my eyes meet yours again. Moments of down time once used to rest are instead used taxing my mind for every scrap, every tiny piece of you. Every morning I wake my first moments of consciousness are shocked with the knowledge that the warmth of your body is missing. In my mind I reach out to you, my arms ache for you, my mind is filled with the scent of your hair, and my mouth still has the taste of you. I open my eyes and reality rushes back, my body openly revolts. Talking to you over the phone is a tease at best but all that we have for now. How inadequately the words I love you and I miss you seem when expressing my longing for you. From mornings first text messages to long late night conversations I search for just the right phrase. Voice inflection and word choice feel like such blunt instrum
Kim Kyung Ho Poem
Kim Kyung Ho Kind-hearted is my bewitching ways In such Manners that kidnap your heart forever mine. Kindling the Youthful heart to surrender is my Ultimate Need within my heart that is pure Grateful for you daring too love me back in the same way. Heaven is Ours within one single kiss share between us. Knowledge of your kisses and touches up my body Is like angels singing to me with a call from My heart desire Where you will not fade away. From my reach within this awakening dream. Knuckling under are my legs to what your passion makes me feel. You are the only one for me Or ever need to be complete. United, we will be within this powerful love which is Like us being within paradise. Never wanting to let Go of this dream, until I have made real for both us. Can it be you feel the same as I do? How can we find
Silent Tears
Silent Tears A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.
Scarlet Letter?
Today I awakened at my Alzhiemer's client's home to find that she is distraught over her cat. She threw her cat out the door after the cat appearing to have changed colors (say what?). She said that the cat turned pink. After seeing the cat last night myself and wondering if the cat were pregnant because she was big around, I was wondering if she meant that the cat was about to have babies or what. Still not sure what she meant, but I encouraged her to take a shower after engaging her in the Joel Olsteen show this morning and having some freshly squeezed orange juice and toast. I put out some cat food while she was in the shower after not seeing the cat myself. After cleaning up the home we left but she thanked me for everything as she was encouraged by Joel Olsteen's power talk about minimizing our adversities and putting a magnifying glass towards the bigger and better things to come for us ahead - and, she agreed the the shower did make her feel refreshed as well. We set
Mersades Christiana Aka 'xxiitalianaxb4b3'
Mersades Christiana aka 'xxiitalianaxb4b3' Apparently didn't like my "My world is empty and My life is meaningless without you" tag and felt the need to be a dumb newb and downrated it. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater
People Really Need To Chill With That 'block' Button.
Seriously. I was shoutboxing a friend today. Normal right? She's one of the more popular members, you know? She can't have 2 minutes to herself because of her overflown message/shoutbox. I constantly tease her about it, cuz that is how I am. And on overage we talk every one or two days because in between those other days she usually doesn't get my message because it gets lost with all of her other messages. So today I shoutboxed her. Me: Heya! *waits five minutes* Me: So I assume your busy lol Person: Yea I am, but I have a few mins, whats up? Me: Haha. Nothing. But I noticed we have a 3 day pattern going. Fishy aint it? Person: that sounded mean to me. maybe you should find someone else to talk to And after that I couldn't shoutbox her anymore because she blocked me. And of course, because of blocking I have no way to contact her to tell her I was only teasing. So its safe to say I lost her for good. Which is a shame, because she was a pre
I Am In An Auction
i am in an auction held by ohioBBW,please come and bid on me ,what i am offering is listed on my pic .you can own me for a month :D here's the link to my pic Auction - Open Until Jan 18th @ 9pm (EST) / 6pm (FubarTime)
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This doe
Crying -- Dane Cook
This Is So Funny
Bitch I'm From West Virginia" "Bitch I'm From West Virginia" Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part of this bulletin, but somebody from West Virginia came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz w
Missing You...
January 13th
I know.. You're dying for this into my soul.. Probably not.. But lets just pretend.. mmmk? So.. I've come to realize... Is that I'll probably end up being single this entire year again. And i'm willingly being single. Much like last year. Last year was alot of kicking and screaming. I've now decided to Embrace it. With open arms!! I once realized.. When I wasn't looking for a boyfriend.. Had no intrest in one.. That i found the greatest love of my life.. Thus far... And now i'm not interested in it anymore.. Too much of a hassle. Working 80hr work weeks. And as soon as march happens. I'm putting 12Credit hours into full swing. YAY ME! Don't get me wrong I would LOVE to have someone in my life. Maybe I just need to go back to focusing on me. And my Friends/Family who mean the world to me. And would bend over backwards for me. Like I would them *cue sappy music* Man Of My Dreams, I Know you're out there somewhere. Trying to find me. But till I find you. Never give
Can You See It In My Eyes?????
You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm talkin to you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "3 little words," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions Lead to pain and silent cries. And yet I just can't tell you. Don't you see it in my eyes? done by christine .
Hey All
Just wanted to stop by and say hey every one. I am a member of and Yahoo 360. I am new to this site, but thus far I am enjoying it. I have already made a few new friends here. I have made the decision this is going to be my "special" page, even though I am not prone to doing such things, but hey, we need to have fun once in a while. Any how I am really a very good person and I hope to make even more friends here. Hugs all Lona a.k.a. tinkerbell
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I Am Up For Auction
I am now up for auction in ~Pauly, sign my guestbook, FU HUSBAND TO I Am Your Addiction!!! OWNED BY SEXY REDHEAD~'s auction until the 26th. Click the pick to bid...
To All On My Friends List
I wanna get to know all of you, you are on there for a reason =) I try my best to screen all before I accept. So here is the deal.... Message me - If im on I'll message you back Comment me - I will most certainly comment you back Shout me - Even just to say hello No im not looking for a special someone. I just dont want a friends list full of people I do not know. So if you are on, holla at me, im an open book so ask away =)
Women That Read
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely sh
Rectum Stretcher
RECTUM STRETCHER While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face - PR
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I Need A Drink Someone!!!
Someone send me a drink.. I am all dry over here... and i keep getting kicked outta the bar cause I ain't drinking nothing... I need something strong.... SOMEONE GET ME DRUNK PLEASE !!!!!!! lmao
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
From My Email Campaign-to-the First Book Off The Ground And My Salutes
shit man if it ain't one damn than is another.... i have being lookin' on how i can diligently keep on building the email campaign for my modeling jobs to no success and no end to do it well.... to bring attention and a buzz to what my affiliate of g.b.i and what they stand for and what we as a group do. to make the money to start the modeling jobs early as a company we are helping the little people get financially equip for this world and being amongst the rich! please check my stash and get into what's their....there are some links some some video sites for those men that stay horny check these video links to veoh and livevideo and youtube believe it or not i found some that will help i got some other links coming up in the near future of my poetry and my stories and of my w.a.r. are comin' and other great writings and writers that i'm sponoring i'm legit....but this is is ask me to change....and give a salute i will but it is going to be in my own way and
Someone Needs Fired
Someone needs fired!!! A billion - the true story about a billion Dollars This is too true to be very funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the
Ex Love
I will never forget the days we once had The days when you were everything to me My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever But now I realize that was all a big dream The feelings I have for you will never go I wish I could take back that one regretful day The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets That I would once have to live through The sight of you in someone else's arms Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces I sometimes wonder if you still think of me Or if to you, I'm just a face in the crowd I wish so very much that one day we can have it all back But for now, I'll sit here silently Remembering all the memories we once shared Everyday my love grows much stronger Hoping that one day you will feel the same And put back the pieces of my broken heart.
Lost Love
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze at the stars for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal!
The King Of Fubar Is ~hippie~'co. Owner Of The Kingdom Of Wolves!
Crying Inside
The way that Im feeling is hard to describe I feel lost and alone in this unbearable life My emotions are twisted, my stomach in knots I wish there was something to erase my thoughts I feel so desperately clingy I feel so free of heart If you could please just kiss me that would be a great place to start I do not like the feeling of not knowing how you feel I dont like looking in your eyes and seeing all my fears I really feel so empty searching for the light Maybe if you could please turn it on tonight My head is all clouded my eyes full of tears I cant hold on to this feeling for years I hope that is passes, maybe merely a phase I am ready to be out of this daze I am going to try to fake my smile Maybe that will last for a while It you think you see a smile on my face Look a little deeper youll see Im out of place Maybe someday soon the sun will shine E
My Soulmate
The green sparkling sea reflects in his eyes His lips are like a new summer rosebud His hair is like the jet black coat of a panther His skin feels like the finest velvet And is the colour of fresh cream His cheeks are tinged with rose And he is my soulmate When I look at him I think I'm with an angel His love surrounds me like a golden aura It will never leave It warms every inch of me It makes me whole Because he is my soulmate When we touch The golden fires of love bond us When we kiss The red fires of passion engulf us I want him Always Every day I wish to be one with him And I will be one day For he is my soulmate He strips me of the barriers I build up He strips me of the clothes that hide the real me And in our naked beauty we will join togther God and goddess let it be He is my soulmate
Very Very Bad.....
so I don't get it, I see all these people bitchin that they can't find a nice guy or nice girl but then I see all of these people on here advertising that they are said nice guy or nice girl. Who defines what a nice girl or guy is? because honestly I know alot of people and they CLAIM to be nice and not be able to find anyone but honestly they are shallow pricks who are only lookin out for themselves.....hmmmm I think im bitter today hee hee hee
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A Diagram of Religion In Christian Schools
Cleaning Poem
Cleaning Poem I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer "yes" He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick... I was just admiring my work.. I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops I found A real absorbing site That I got SO way into... I was into it all night.< > Nothing's c hanged except my mouse It's very, very shiny. I guess my house will stay a mess... While I sit here on my hiney.
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted > to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that > they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the > Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that > Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they > would not send the troops their brand of coffee. > > So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them > by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the > open. I > know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but > that doesn't mean we don't support the men and women on the ground > fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. > > If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can > discard it and no one will never know. > > Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll ! all be there > again when I deploy once more. > > Semper Fidelis. > Sgt. Howar
There is discipline in A Soldier you can see it when he walks, There is honor in A Soldier you hear it when he talks. There is courage in A Soldier you can see it in his eyes, There is loyalty in A Soldier that he will not compromise. There is something in A Soldier that makes him stand apart, There is strength in A Soldier that beats from his heart. A Soldier isn't a title any man can be hired to do, A Soldier is the soul of that man buried deep inside of you. A Soldier's job isn't finished after an 8 hour day or a 40 hour week, A Soldier is always A Soldier even while he sleeps. A Soldier serves his country first and his life is left behind, A Soldier has to sacrifice what comes first in a civilian's mind. If you are civilian - I am saying this to you..... next time you see A Soldier remember what they do. A Soldier is the reason our land is 'Home of the free', A Soldier is the one that is brave protecting you and me. If you are A Soldier -
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imikimi - Customize Your World
Said Sadly
So sad to see the colts lose today. So to cheer myself up I figured i would post these facts about Bob Sanders. Tom Brady is allowed to live because Bob Sanders doesn't hit women. Bob Sanders is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate the Chiefs. Bob Sanders once looked at Edgerrin James funny. That's why EJ's in Arizona. When Bob Sanders executes a push up, he does not push himself up, but pushes the earth down. Bob Sanders makes Chuck Norris cringe in fear. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bob Sanders allows to live. Bob Sanders puts the laughter in manslaughter. 70% of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by Bob Sanders. LaDanian Tomlinson wears a tinted visor so that he will never have to look Bob Sanders in the eyes. Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther. Bob Sanders frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Bored 4
Friends Friends are people you really know Friends don't lie Friends don't cheat Friends stay til the end Friends don't use you Friends don't talk bad about you behind your back Friends care about you Friends love you no matter what Friends like you for what you are Friends are people you really know
not sure if people can see my mumms
Enter If You Dare
imikimi - Customize Your World
~*~abc Game~*~ Get Your Fu Bucks
ABC Game I am starting a new game here on my page that I think will be fun and fu-profitable. Its very simple really everyday (every 24 hours) I will post a new picture with a letter of the alphanbet, all you have to do is post pix, or comments, or whatever you think will impress me that pertains to that daily letter. Ok so its fubar gone sesame street! I am the sole judge so anything goes (no NSFW)... post great graphics, tell me a joke, comment bomb whatever you think will work. I'm an old softy but I don't impress easily, so you have to use your imagination. Everyone who participates will get 50 fubucks, the daily winner will receive 100O fubucks and thier name will go into the final drawing. The final drawing will be for 10,000 fubucks and a 1 day ticker. Simple enuff? Only other requirement is you must rate/fan/add me. So lets get started, I will post the first pic ready for your creativity, at midnight(EST))01-14-09, so get to it! ~*~DJ LuAngel~*~Ozz
Enter If You Dare....
imikimi - Customize Your World
ǣMخ is in a winter theme contest. The winner has their choice of a 7 day blast or 1 month VIP. Send some love his way and leave a bunch of comments.
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I Aint Quite This Stupid...someone Else's Story
I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home. I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I wo
Hi All
Ok I am back at this and I am going to try it again lol. I am not here for all the drama bull ****. I am here to meet new friends and connect with some old friends. I might not be on here every day but, I will get on as much as I can. A little about me I am a father of 2 beautiful boys and I guess you could call me a workaholic lol.I am single and looks as thoe I am going to stay that way.
Pearl Jam LYRICS "Black" (live) Hey... oooh... Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did. All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn Ooh, and all I taught her was everything Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything. Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear? Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything? All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah... Uh huh... uh
I was upset yesterday for the Seahawks losing their game against the Packers ... what a storm. Oh well... there is always next year and then I have the Arena Football League season to look forward to in March now anyway. But, both of my teams won today that I was cheering for. LOL... both Manning and Romo had their feet pulled out from under them by playing an under dog team. I love it. Maybe next year Romo... but that is 2 years in a row you choke in the playoffs in the last minute of the game. I hope now that the Chargers pull the rug out from under Brady and pack them away. I am sick of hearing about the Patriots. Blow them over Chargers!!!!
How To See My Nsfw
if u wanna see my nsfw there are two ways one u pay me fubucks or u let me see u nsfw pics simple isnt it
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won'tmake you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is o
"footsteps Of Honor"
FOOTSTEPS OF HONOR Current mood: optimistic Category: Writing and Poetry I hear the songs of the Whispering Wind. I feel their chants brushing against my cheek. I taste their rhythm in the words I speak in song, And take in its lessons to balance in flow, leaving my foot steps behind in harmony. I hear the dance of the rain making its way, dancing on the roof tops of our Mother Earth. I feel her gift of cleansing, and feel my spirit growing. My spirit soars with life flowing through in veins. leaving my foot steps behind in Honor. And if I should happen to fall behind, I will take all my reminders in hand, and place them in heart. I would plant another seed of growth, and take in all that needs to be. Leaving my foot steps behind with self respect. Knowing that I am always two steps ahead.
What Is It?
its nothing what i fear its something i dont want its not that i dont like it its from what i need.. will you ?
This Experience Was ....
I've never been stuck in any place...well, at least, after I realized, I can fight for a different direction. I'm not feeling the experience as Good. When people are stuck in ANY place, they've forgotten the "Power" in their "Voice" and the "Power" in one's "Actions". There's always a way out without killing yourself...Yesss, there IS always a way...It can be as simple as saying,"NO, STOP, NO MORE"...Any suggestions? What else? "Fine! I'll find my own way out"..."See you turkey's passing through hell"...Hey, my Smith and Wesson has gotten me out of some ugly situations...Of course....I did NOT harm anyone but...folks were a(ware) I was being rather serious...If I'm protecting my Life, of course, I don't mind dying or getting shot in the cross fire... Now, at times, people must (mirror) situations to shift a positive exchange...At times, face to face silence works like an invisible mirror...Just people people are walking; it doesn't mean they're not in a coma...When people say, huh? Wha
Sex On Da First Night...who Is Easy
m so sick and tired of people calling females easy because they decide to get some on the first night...why is it men are "players" for doing things females are considered whores for? why is it ok for men to be hit it and quit it on the first night but not a female...not sayin i want u thirsty men to hit me up and lets do it but its just something that i've always questioned why do men get away with things we get clowned about
here lately ive found someone that treats me soooo good. i havent known her long but it feels like ive know her forever. It's been soooo great getting to know her and talking to her and spending time with her. We have sooo much in common. I dont usually fall for people fast but i can honestly say that i am falling for her. Theres something really special her.
Time To Move On....
I've pretty much come to the conclusion that I am better off being alone in life. I know that sounds dramatic but it's true. I'm tired of drama, bullshit, lies, games and the like to want to deal with so called friends and relationships as a whole. That's all I'm going to say on this subject. So, for starting a new year (late as it might be) I will be taking down my fubar page. If you want to keep in touch I'm all for that. So, January 31st after I get home from work I'll be taking it down. If you are wanting to keep in touch, send me a message between now and then and I'll shoot you my number and email address. Katherine...
Im Up For Auction
Hey Ladies.....
shed some light on this for me...dont just rate or read the fucking thing...leave a comment too: now mind you, here is my disclaimer...not all women are like this but i have damn well seen it a lot. here goes.... what gives you the right to be a bitch douche-bag just because you are "engaged"? i notice, especially with young women that you get a big fucking shit chip on your shoulder when you have a boyfriend or a fiance....maybe i am bored and just want to chat. so fucking what. i dont give a flying fuck if you are with someone or not. try this...if you dont want to talk to me then dont. its easy...dont answer...its your loss of course because nickle bag whores comes a dime a dozen. maybe you looked just skanky enough for me to talk to. anyway, a good majority of you ladies are fine upstanding citizens. somebody pissed me off for no good reason and instead of getting in a retarded internet fight i decided i vent on this blog and ask for some opinions. so throw me a fricke
Buy Me!
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ♥DjSexyBiootch♥BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar 'DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager][DJSexyBiootch Butt Buddie]' on '2008-01-13 23:12:49')
This is fun to do. Just read the offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 - Ever got drunk HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk HIGH -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk & HIGH , p
Be Who You Are...
Japanese Whaling
Sanctuary? The area the Japanese fleet are hunting in has been designated as the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary, designed to help whale populations recover after the devastating commercial whaling of the last century. Many countries were responsible for this collapse in whale populations. Most have since realized the tragic consequences of their actions and now accept, support and promote whale conservation and a complete end to commercial whaling. Modern scientific research does not require whales to die. In addition to confronting the whaling fleet in the Southern Ocean, we are proving that nobody needs to fire exploding harpoons into whales and kill them for science. Our Great Whale Trail research program, in collaboration with scientists from the Cook Islands Whale Research, Opration Ctacs (New Caledonia) and the International Fund for Animal Welfare, includes satellite tracking, skin biopsy, and photo identification of whales. The program has already yielded a vast amount o
Just Gotta Know
what is really going on here? you say bar but my mouth is so dry i could spit cotton...pour me one wont ya?
Celeb Look Alike
Trip To Tx
Hello everyone! Im taking a trip to TX to see my son & his sweet family. We didnt get to see them for Christmas. Two of the grand daughters birthdays are coming up soon, a perfect excuse to visit! I dont know what time the Superbowl is but I will be flying back on the 3rd also. I could be in the Dallas airport at the time, lol. I might need some info on it when I get back =) Now that the Cowboys are out of the playoffs, they might not have it playing at the gates. Enjoy the game, u football fans out there. Have a safe month & stay warm my friends! Hugs =)
Now Just Where Did I Put That Note...
Good Morning and happy Monday morning to you. How has the world been treating you so far today? Hopefully well, because it just started. You ever have that short term memory loss? You know the one where is just had an item, oh it could be your car keys, a pen, a letter you name it and for the life of you, you can recall where you set it down at. Oh my gosh I hate those times I would naturally think, OK! Who is playing tricks on my ass. I bet the similar situation happened to this man. Arthur Cheney we can call it the Holdup-Note Blues: Arthur Cheney, 64, was arrested near Marysville, Calif., in December driving a car that had been spotted at a bank robbery. On the center console of the car, officers found a yellow "sticky" note with a handwritten "Robbery 100s and 50s only." Said an officer, "We call that a clue." [Marin Independent Journal, 12-12-07] Now just where did I put that note at? It was right here! So short term memory loss can reach up and bite ya. I recall many times wakin
I looked this up and I sorta like it lol... whats the difference between a cougar and a MILF though? cougar: it's not a stigma, it's a sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. She avoids the entanglements of a "relationship," in favor of the freedom of the hunt. She has overcome the taboos related to her sexual identity, embraced her true self, and now lives her life to its fullest. Always one for adventure, she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it!
Life Is What Happens While You're Making Other Plans!
Just wanted to apologize to all my friends for being so scarce lately! I haven't forgotten everyone and I'm not avoiding anyone...just kinda living the life around me as opposed to life on the screen! I've been online pretty much every spare moment for the past five months and though I've made a lot of great friends online, my life has kind of had a jump start for the new year and I'm running with it. I'll still be online from time to time, just not near as often as I have been. I'm sure it may cost me some friends (already has) but I hope everyone understands. XOXOX!
Check Out All The Booty!!!
i know you all like to check out a fine boooty!!! Click this link!! ASS CONTEST AT: There is NOTHING to sign up for or join!! You can enjoy the view and vote for FREE!! there are lots of lovely ladies, all kinds in this contest, including me! Yes, I would *LOVE* to have you go and vote for me :) yep, shameless plug here *grin* LOL heh, and for those who love me,i have a personal mission in this one to take down a drama queen B*! Please help *bats eyes, sticks out bottom lip* how can you resist something so cute!? lol REMEMBER: You can Vote DAILY!!! So please make sure to go back and vote often!!! You can vote the Whole Month of January!! Thanks!!! ~Kaylee Kurves
Soon To Be Ex-husband
Come July it will be four years that I been married ,I've been treated like I'm invisable,disrespected etc. When he was deployed in 2004 I was forced to be homeless because he left with with out money. I've always been there for him ,I've put him before myself. Morning of Jan. 3rd ,he had a sever flash back,I couldnt get him to snap out it so I called 911,He was admitted . I went to see him while he was in ICU and also while he was in the mental ward.He has been home for about a week, and been acting like he don't appreciate what I did and treating me invisable. We did separate, and agree to see other people.He met a female in the area which I don't mind at all ,she was coming and picking him up which I didnt mind that because he was leaving the truck we have home just incase I wanted to go somewhere while he was gone but now her car is "supposively" in the shop. I have a doctors appointment this afternoon that I already reschedule once because he was in ICU,and last night he knew w
I Close My Eyes And Begin To Sleep
I close my eyes and begin to sleep.Of a love so pure, so powerful and deep. At first I see darkness, then a hand reaches out for mine.Our hands interlock and darkness turns to light,I see your face and the sun begins to shine. We're running through a beautiful field of flowers.We trip and fall to the ground in laughter and embrace,Then look into each others eyes and begin to kiss for hours. We make love and I begin to weep.Tears of joy and happiness so complete,I love you honey, My heart is yours to keep. I pull back to look into your eyes.But I'm overcome with darkness,I am again without you and a piece of me dies. I wake up now with tears streaming down my cheeks.I miss you so very much right now,I haven't heard your voice in weeks. I'm always thinking of you both awake and when I sleep.My love for you has no end,I hope one day your heart will be mine to keep. I love you... ~Michael~ Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!
As ?you Sleep...
A Friend of mine John wrote this...I think it was wonderful to post... I enter a dark room. You're asleep under the silk sheets. Underneath the lace teddy barely cover the treasures beneath. Gently without disturbing your slumber I slide the straps from your shoulders. Carefully and slowly undoing the lace down the back. You become restless and begin to wake. I move your long flowing hair and gently kiss your neck. A smile begins to form on your face. I work my way carefully and slowly down to your shoulder and beginning to lightly stroke your back with a fresh cut rose, as if from the touch of an angel. goose bumps appear in anticipation. Again you stir, but a whisper in your ear puts you back at ease almost as if in a trance. You lay there allowing me to continue on my quest. You feel the warmth of my breath as I approach to kiss and crease every bit of your back, occasionally straying over the sides. Coming ever so close to the more sensitive skin near the breasts that now lay
Not My President
Thought this was interesting and had to share. Everyone is free to have their own opinion and I am not in anyway forcing mine on you. >To all my friends:The feedback from the "Not My President" bulletin has been astounding. This is definately a hot topic. Thank you all who have reposted the bulletin.There have been negative replies to it also, some even called me names and said I was ignorant! Regardless, I refuse to sit back and do nothing. Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time:- refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible (VERY BIG ISSUE FOR ME)- was raised as a Muslim, and may still be- belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America- refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem- refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America (ANOTHER BIG ISSUE FOR ME)DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO YOU?This country was founded on
Terrell Owens Is A Big Baby
after the loss to the Giants 28-24, here is what he said in the press conference
Life's Rules
Life's Rules 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood >alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. 13. I love being married. It's so g
Trying To Qwit
well i started..put my patch on..i hope to qwit these damn cancer stiks by middle of feb...wish me luck!!m/
theifs Current mood: bitchy why do people steal? what is the point? What pleasure do you get out of it?if you dont have it work for it. Get out and get a job so that you can get things that you want. Work for what you get. it Dont hurt to get off your ass and make some money. And im sure that if you ask the person for it and they are done with it than they will give it to you , I hate theifs , yall need to get a life and a job and work for what you get like everyone else
Music On Main Page
Can anyone tell me how to put music on my main mage?
Rate my poem, Go here please go here and rate my poem
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I just called my sister to check on my niece and found out she has been having a lot of seizures again and although most have been short a few have been longer that they had been the past two days. I can't afford to go back up there right now, so I'm stuck here worrying. Please please if you pray, pray for my darling niece because this is just seriously not good because it means that the medicine she's on isn't working for her that the emergency medicine they had to give her a couple days ago that's wearing off is what was working so now only God knows how long they're going to have to be up there because they're going to have to switch her medicine yet again. So please pray for the doctor to find out what is wrong and help my beautiful darling little niece.
Grant Programs
I found a business I really want to buy. but thanks to a bad marriage and an even worse divorce my credit is shot. I am very warry of some of the grant programs out there. One that I did try I almost lost $400 but I caught on before the time limit expired and the bank helped me get my money back. Does anyone know of a good ligit program? Any information would be greatful
Realizations And Acceptance
Realizing things and acceptance. Life can play cruel jokes on you. You can be happier than ever and be at your lowest and so hopless a second later. They say you go through shit and you learn and it "makes you who you are". Sometimes I think I don't know who I am anymore. I have a lot to be thankful for. There is nothing I could ask more for . How ever there is no reason for anybody to make this mistake please listen and listen good. .. LIFE IS TOO SHORT. Don't take a second for granted. Don't take anything for granted. No matter how small or tedious something may seem , pay close attention because the most memorable the most beautiful things , will be under your nose and go neglected for so long and before long they'll be gone. You'd have missed the single most important beautiful memories you could have had. Take the time to smell the flowers. Stop and breathe realize how precious and fragile you and your life really are. You only live once and make it worth it. The old adage
Fu Court Week 2
tuesdays docket. Hoodie take me to court cuz i have him blocked, i just gotta track down the truth and distroy it like you asked. THE FIRST TO EVER GET A PROTECTION ORDER is also what i got, he apparently has one too, We will see but im sure nothing was to come of this, **Editor's note. I havnt n issue on deleting the truth bout hoodie, and i still enjoy the fu court, but i personally think they need to learn thier "law" termonalogy becuase i still say "slander" is something thats said without truth or fact.... and being as i had a screen shot it was deleted but (i have a copy on my comp.. they only regulate fubar) how can the truth be slander? I'm sure hoodie has his own opinions on this, subject. Wendsday docket. A one mikhail, yes a reporter of mine was suing a one 666omega for assult, the end result after long 30 mins of greusome testomony OMEGA IS FOUND GUILTY OF ASSAULT AND BEING A ANTAGONIZER TO HIS OWN ASSAULT So, the punishment he re
My Sister
If You Only Knew
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for you...
Welcome to the classifieds Looking for work on the fu? well here is this weeks lounges that are hiring.. "The one and only.... Dazed N Confused.. the least Drama lounge on the fu.. come hang out here and get a job and makes friends that will last a life time "Scooters Bar w/Full Throttle Radio" We are looking for staff Bartenders, Greeters, Dancers, Promoters and DJS if you are interested please talk to SLADE "Stink eyed Radio" Looking to hire on and off the fubar plz click the link below to go and talk to the one and only Dj Jay.. about a fun Djing job.. Just remember If you would like to get some publicity via the funewspaper classifieds, then just send me 500fubucks for next weeks edition, any publicity is good publicity right?
Slideshow: Of My 1st Time Using Photoshop. What Do You Think?
14 Months
426 days, 2 hours, 33 minutes and 39 seconds smoke free. 12783 cigarettes not smoked. $2,556.00 and 3 months, 7 days, 15 hours of my life saved! My quit date: 11/14/2006 8:00:00 AM Damn that feels good!
The Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly. "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied
Friends List Update
Listen up people! If I am on your fans list, you might want to consider moving yourself to my friends list. I'll be going through my fans list and deleting a lot of profiles off of mine. So if you want me to remain on your lists, then, well, do the right thing!
Fubar Loser
I don't usually care what any hater has to say about us Los and lettes but this guy is ridiculous. This guy has tha marbles 2 jump on my profile and down r8 me TWICE. My account got hacked last night and I had to make this new one. While I had my last account I was curious as 2 wut was going on with this loser as 2 why he was blastin on juggalos and anything psychopathic rel8d and this dude nails me with down r8s and mouths off to me calling me a "ICP FAG"(HIS WORDS) after he shouts at MY WIFE calling her a "FAT PIG"(HIS WORDS AGAIN) and has tha nerve 2 go hide behind tha skirt of his little block link and I didnt do anything 2 him. I didnt know wut was goin on and was curious as 2 why he was being put up on hit lists everywhere and w/ no warning he blasts me and runs like a skeered little cockroach. This stale buttrocket can just sit where he is safe behind his little block link. I did get a chance 2 read on his profile B4 I got blocked that hes an "Easy person 2 get along with"(HIS W
2007 Stupidy Awards - How Do You Feel!
Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the 2007 Stupidity Awards are bestowed, honouring the least of the bright among us. And this year's glorious Winner is: When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honourable Mentions: 1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 2. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 3. After stopping
For My Baby Rod
Baby, I know we are miles and miles away from one another, but I always believed that as long as our souls are connected to each other, the flame of our love will burn forever. Only souls can resist death, our physical connection is meaningless."I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go
Beth Crosses Over (part 2)
At that, another woman, a real bull dyke named Mary Lou, settled her face between Beth's thighs and began to work her tongue around and over her stiff little clitoris. Warm, pleasurable sensation radiated from her clit throughout her body. Mary Lou worked one, then two fingers into Beth's cunt. Beth's moans grew louder. She realized that she was no longer being held down. She should try to push them off now, she thought, she should escape. Instead her hands clutched the sheets. She felt a desire to stroke the hair of her assailants, to encourage them. No, she mustn't! She mustn't give in! Minutes passed. Or was it hours? The torment of pleasure never stopped. "Wow, she's a tough one." Mary Lou said, shaking her head as another woman replaced her. "I've never seen a girl hold out this long." But hard as she fought, pretty Beth was losing her battle. Twice she felt herself slipping toward the abyss of sexual ecstasy and barely held herself back. She was writhing
Some Dudes
There are a few guys on this site I wouldn't trust to raise a pet rock, and MUCH fewer I would trust to raise a family. I honestly hope I'm one of the family ones, but someone here loves to start lies about me talking smack. Look, buddy, you know who you are and I don't want any part of this. I haven't said a damned thing about you or any of your naive girlfriends who don't see that you're basically a criminal waiting to be arrested. And before anyone decides to call me a backstabbing two-faced liar, scan this blog for names. There aren't any.
"He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth." Spanish Proverb
Single Again
...I just came out of a 2 yr relationship, so i'm not trying to rush into a new one just yet. There are things I must do first in order to get my life back together and one of them is to get back on the road again (meaning a DL) I left TN in 2006, a week after getting a ticket for no insurance on my car. for 2 yrs the boyfriend at the time, promised to pay the fine for me, told me I didn't have to work and that he'd take care of me. Well, after 2 years of dealing with the alcoholism and drug use he had been lying to me about, along with not paying my fines ( we had more than enough money many times over) I left him. Now I'm stuck fixing my life (my baggage) all by myself. I'm a strong person, but it is hard and I know I can do it. Today I went to church for the first time since sept. 2001. I'm trying to change, but not for anyone but me.
Broke Back Mountain Woman
Broke Back Mountain Woman: A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch , but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
Romantic Jan 14
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Monday, January 14: There are certain myths about what it's like to be in a relationship that are hard to shake. What you and your sweetheart do, however, works wonderfully well for the two of you. March to your own drummer.
Fake Friends
No offense but... People are getting too fake on here.They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as Fake ASS Friends. GIVE U A COMMENT EVERYDAY AND U CANT EVEN GIVE ONE BACK OR SAY HI ITS BULLSHIT
Ill Be
I'll be all you'll ever need Your eyes to see Your air to breathe Your blood to bleed Your hand to hold Your lips to touch
Just Sittin' Around, Today. . .
whats the difference between a 1 nite stand and a washer???? the washing machine doesnt follow u around for a week after u put your load in
This Is My Last Blog.....
I just wanted to let you know about something that has been bugging me for some time now. Well for for the short story. I am struggling very very very hard. I am feeling like I am working to struggle. I cant even put food in my house as of right now. I dont want my son to go even i night without something to eat or feeling full. I have gone several times without eating. I have been feeling very suicidal because I feel so hopeless. I have even though of letting Nicks dad take him at least I know he will be fed. That alone the thought of not having my son because I cant do what I got to do as a mother hurts and is killing me. Also The thought that I am worthless and that I cant feed my son is killing me. I am about to snap. I just dont know why I am here if I have NO ONE to turn to. I have no family that cares I have not true friends that care. So that leaves me to wonder why am I here?? My son go go live with his dad and at least I will know that he will have food in his tummy and as fo
Stupid Questions
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and theTampaBay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~! *~*~*~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If Fed Ex and UPS were t
Heavenly Hauntings.
He came home to his empty purgatory. Even though the paper called it, 3 beds, 2 story. No other heartbeats, but this man was not alone. Somewhere, maybe in the green he used to get stoned. Were ghosts in the rooms left to roam. He could laugh, he would cry, speaking to an empty chair. His eyes would turn and smile, like somebody was coming down the stairs. Then you could watch his heartbreak, as he realized the rooms were bare. He would pray for a savior, an watch night turn to day. Finding solitude in the scriptures, he would pray. Singing songs, dancing alone in the middle of the floor. Glancing his eyes randomly at the door. Almost as if he was waiting for another to return. You could feel the regret, it was thick enough to burn. Slowly he mourns those without heartbeats, Little did he know, I was watching his soul stand on the both feet. Those ghosts became the ones welcomin' him, Into the other room. Then out of the darkness stemmed. A bright light, an I saw his
My Teen Is Out Of Control!
I had a really good time this weekend with my friends at the family cabin. We went up Friday night, stopped for pizza on the way and got up there to a freezing cabin. Luckily we had power and Peter built a fire so it warmed up fast. The kids and guys rode the motorcycles and quads all day long. We ate, drank and played all weekend so it was a good time. Our friends loved it so much that they want to go up there often! My friend Lisa made me promise to go up when they do so I did and hopefully I keep my promise! The only thing that bothered me all weekend was my son Anthony. He didn't want to go to the cabin with all of those people up there and he was such a mess Thursday and gave us complete Hell Thursday night that Friday when it was time to go, he said he wanted to stay with his friend Jordan all weekend and we gave in. Not the smartest move we ever made. I was worried I was not going to have a house to come home to when we got back. We have no phone service whi
The Ritual Inspection
The darkened walls of His dungeon await me. The smell of incense intoxicates my senses. I enter the room and see before me in the candlelight the instruments that will bring me both pleasure and pain, laid upon a table. Upon the floor, I see a path of rose petals the color of the sun, a symbol of friendship. I know that in order to get to Him, I must follow them. They lead me to a steel basin filled with steaming water and herbs. I remove my clothing and set it aside on a small wooden shelf. Slowly, I submerge myself into the hot waters of the tub. I know that this too, is a symbol. I am cleansing the worries and impurities of life outside His realm from me, making myself clean for His touch. I carefully and precisely cleanse and shave myself, stroking my hands along my skin to make sure everything is flawless for Him. Once completed, I rise and let the water pour off of my heated skin and step outside of the tub and onto a small, warm plush carpet. On another shelf lies a crimson towe
Lifes Surprises
ABOUT ME Life until December 11, 2007. For most of you who know I was expecting my first child that was supposed to be due August 3, 2008 that is the date that was set by my doctor. I was soooo scared but excited at the same time. I thought im finally going to see what it is like to be a mother being that all of my siblings have children already. Myself and my ex boyfriend made a baby that I had already named Isai. I found out I was expecting December 2, 2007 and went to the doctor December 3, 2007 to make sure the home pregnancy test was correct which it was. I started on my prenatal pills and what not you know just trying to make everything happen how it is intended to. I went about my business and life as normal just taking pills everyday now. Saturday night I went to the ER and they ran tests and everything and they could not see the babies heart beat or find him anywhere in my uterus so they told me to follow up with my doctor Monday morning and they would tell
Days Past
I had a dream today about you It all felt so brand new Remebering your kiss and smell As always in my dream I fell When i awoke I felt a shutter In my stomach , like the old days I felt a flutter I miss the days of being young We used to have so much fun Those old days make me smile To remember those feelings , has been awhile The way you would look at me In your arms is where i always wanted to be Your touch made my skin feel on fire In your company I could feel no higher I wonder some days what happened to us Why everyone had to make such a fuss It was true and it was real It was something I loved to feel In my mind you are the one When you are around it is always fun My heart aches with the pain of days past My how time always seems to go by so fast Now we are older and wiser with time No matter the distance or pain , you in my mind , are always mine. by alanna
Will I Ever Know
Yes I am 39 years old .. and I still can't tell when a guy is being sincere.. I try to give anyone a chance just because I know there are some good people out there.. It just really pisses me off when a guy leads you on .. acts like he really likes you .. spends time talking to you .. Talks about coming to see you .. and what he's going to do with your kids while he's there.. and then there is one small misunderstanding.. and it's like all that is erased WTF ? Then they make you look like the crazy one .. cause he talks to you .. one time.. then ignores you the next.. i get upset.. and i'm over reacting... idk I f'n give up ............
Feeling Bored And Lonely.
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Quotes! me!!!!
QUOTES!!!!!! ~Some Quotes~ -I ran up the door and closed the stairs turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me tonight! -Let's make it work and prove the world is wrong. - I wont mess with your head or play with your heart Because I'm a real girl & I finish what I start. -The guy might wear the pants in the relationship but I control the zipper! -Out of all the people I've ever met. You're the only one who makes me draw those silly hearts on my paper. -Love starts with a smile Grows with a kiss & ends with a tear Love what you have and love what you had -Hope is what keeps us going. Love is what keeps us alive. -I only want to be with you; on two conditions [ always & forever ] -Take a hint silly, I like you. -I don't want anyone but you so pull me close and never let go. -I guess we all make mistakes sometimes But you were my biggest. MY FAVORITE ONE ->->->->->Welcome to broken hearted airlines.
This Heres A Two-fer.
so. im leaving in the morning for like a week. montana. word. my little bro lives there and we're gonna kick it. pretty stoked. so. if you got my phone number? text me. better yet. call. could be fun. the only numbers are answerin are 'private' ones, cause i know some of you are weird. or area codes i dont know. the two-fer of this blog... so. i was so completely stoked about having my new ipod for this trip. yeah. it took a dump again. this time though it aint fixin itself. last night i just decided to wipe my ipod again. now the computer cant find it and everything is going to hell around me. as usual. thats my life story. shit NEVER works out. its good for a while...then *KA-PUT* thats why i dont 'look forward' to much. if it happens, it happens. if real loss. i forgot about that motto though this time around. so i called tech support...theyre sending me a box. yay. i send it in...hopefully it gets fixed. this is such shite. oh and t
Elderly Foreplay
Elderly Foreplay The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed; she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. "Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole."
My 1st Week Out Of The Psych Ward
it was totally horrible. i would ultra-cycle between deathly sad and mildly happy like 5-6 times/hour. i returned to work--1/2 day the last 3 days of last week and a full day today. most think i was on vacation or on the road or something-only my very closest colleagues know where i really was--i so don't want to be stigmatized or something. i can't lose anybody--that's so vital. i need to hurt myself so bad so from my pain maybe all i seem to have hurt will feel good again--but i refrain in fear of ending up in D4 again. my soul is now so fragile-and tormented-and so easily bruised--not sure if i will ever be better love ya's lots
The Time In Peace..
its funny how you "know"... Rest In Peace Nancy..1/14/2008
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Seas Of Blue
International Picture of the Year. Here are two very touching photos honored at this years FirstPlace Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before the burial of her husband's body, Katherine Cathey refused to leave the casket, asking to sleep next t
A Lounge For Hank Lovers? And Awesome General Good Tunes?
So. you think your a Hellbilly? Or maybe you just like the music? Well then there finally is a place for you and all your friends. just click the pic n join the fun..with your one and only Dj Hellbilly
Tears And Pain
sometimes im the broken heart everyone wears on their sleeves, i have cried so many tears its really hard to believe, i serve for the ones we have lost all over here and there ,and in some weird part of me they are always here. so i just wanted to tell you about all about the pain is always near. for i'll never forget my lost brothern you bro's are very dear... my thoughts from Iraq
New Family Member
SHOW THEM LOVE!!!! "CYN" (fu~ wife to Wally1959 Enforcer) Greeter Military Family Bombers@ fubar frogman tattoos fubar hubby to christinemember of the military family@ fubar tom from mass. co-owner of Kiss_Of_Death'Military Family Bombers lounge@ fubar *@$h13y*~Miltary Family Bomber~@ fubar froggy3451 'Military Family Bomber"@ fubar angelbaby22............lookin for love!..........military family bomber@ fubar
Unkind Ways
I want to be friends, But you didn't respond. The next thing I know, You are asking if you have to be. Words that ripped me apart, Yet some how they sat me free. You have the power, You have the control. I have never know you to do something, That you did not want to do. It was you and you alone, That could set me free. The chains have broken from my heart, My spirit is soaring high for me. Why did you wait for so long? Why did you use me for your song. Have you ever looked at yourself. Do you even know who you really are? A man of heart, of character. Would have been honest, Not full of deceit. Men like you are a dime a dozen, Many like you have been in my life. You get your wish now, It doesn't even matter. I hope you get in return, What you have done to me. The laws of spirit, Say you shall. They say it will return seven fold to you. Despite what you have had in your life, You chose me to give it all back to. I will sit and wait so patiently, For sp
Why Should I Involve Myself With The Child Abuse Problem?
I am the President od the Guardians of the Children Northern Virginia Chapter. This Blog is to hopefully open some eyes to what happens around us each day and sometimes goes without notice. Below are some facts as to why we should be involved in the child abuse problem. BECAUSE 3 out of 10 children are abused in one form or another. BECAUSE these children often grow up and inflict the violence they were forced to endure on society in the form of violent crime. Because 93% of felons convicted of violent crimes state they grew up under the strains of child abuse. BECAUSE 4,000 children die each year from child abuse. Because abused children carry the feeling of inadequacy and low self-esteem into Adulthood thereby, becoming members of society operating at less than their capacity. Because child abusers often beget child abuse -it's a family tradition. BECAUSE IT CAN BE STOPPED BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GET INVOLVED... WHO WILL? ABUSED CHILDREN ARE: . 6 times more likely to com
"Sorry" Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me want to die I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all you're sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry: This time I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry! [Chorus]
The Trouble With Fubar
I'm sure if you ask anyone who lives on this site what the trouble with Fubar is they can probably give you a long, long list. They'll tell you there is way too much drama, the bouncers are a hassle, etc., etc. For the most part tho, I cant complain. Fubar is a lot more interesting than MySpace and a lot more fun than Facebook.If i had one complaint it would be the restriction of the sizes of graphics a person can upload: it's no more than 1MB. That pretty well covers most JPEG photos, but it destroys morphs and animation pics. Take for example this photo:Not too shabby, if i say so myself!!! And i can say that cuz I created it for , hopefully, a good friend of mine, Sunsetbeauty. Tis a beautiful ting, aint it? And the morph's not too shabby either, LOL. But because this file sits at 1.67 KB it wont work on Fubar. Fubar will drop enough frames to make it fit and in doing so will ruin the morph. So instead of her getting a real nice one, Sunset has to settle for this 947 KB p
Show Some Love!!!
Showing some love to those who helped me out in my contest!!!! FROM LORD WOLF: Are u interested in becoming a Bomber for Wolves of Wiccan Society? I desire Bombers Bad. A Comment Bomber Continuously Drops comments on a Contestants Picture.Simular to commenting there picture in there photo album.Except instead of saying awesome,Kool etc u type gibberish.jjuyt,utyuyu,tyutyutyu,gggj,over an over same photo atleast 150x's.Depending on your Levels a Royal Elite Bomber drops 400-500 Daily an they can earn many Morph's of choice.All first issued morphs are usually Wolves.Also can earn Rate Morphs such as Pirates,Skulls,Super Hero Charactors etc.If enterested add Wolves of Wiccan Society, after your nick name an I will send u the Link to Bomb. .Comment Bombing is also a great way to Level up.Hope to see you Blessed Be Lord Wolf Founder ~Wolves of Wiccan Society. Here's his site - give him a shout if you're interested!!!
For Guys Only
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenet
Mating Currency?
96.4% of you will read this and think "WTF??" and really....who cares? But there is the Glorious 3.6% that will say "Hmmmm". So I kind of wanted to have my words marked because, I think I am on a path of internalizing the meaning of "Mating currency". We shall see if I was correct. Currency: a: Something (as coins, treasury notes, and banknotes) that is in circulation as a medium of exchange b: a common article for bartering c: a medium of verbal or intellectual expression Mating: DUH! (But for those who must.......) a: either member of a couple and especially a married couple b: either member of a breeding pair of animals When I hear the term "Mating currency"; things, flowers, engagement, jewelry, friendship, trust, honesty, committment... blah! blah! blah! comes to mind. But then again, so does the energy and connection between two people. I'm kind of confused so as we know, there is no method to my madness. I investigate my thoughts with no dir
New Drugs For Women
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of t he world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours! EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.< /SPAN> ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person.' BUYAGRA Injectable sti
Chantix Day 3
still on the small dose am only. i notice i smoke 3 or 4 cigarettes during the day, then at night when the pill wears off i smoke more. today more often than not the smoking was habitual rather than a craving... in fact i think the first am cig was a craving and that was before i'd taken the pill. other than that it was habitual... certain places, certain times. tomorrow i go up to having a small dose in the am and the pm. i think that will drastically cut my cigs down to maybe 8 a day. at the end of this week, i go to the large dose twice a day and i think then i will not be smoking at all. in other news... a lot of shit went down today and i'm feeling awful. hope this trend doesnt continue.
Just A Thought
just had sometime to do this... not to sure of what to say other then i am sick of people screwing me over... people move in, dont pay like the say they are going to, move out, destory my house and leave it for me to clean up... i am sick of this because it has happened for the last 5 months... why is it that the good hearted people are always the ones to get stepped on and nobody seems to care??????
Dumb Pricks
you guys are fuckin morons, even after i write a blog about being a guy and put in my about me that im a guy, you still come at me wanting to see my nsfw pics and telling me how beautiful i am, well you dumb cocksuckers, heres another chance to realize that im a fuckin male.
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Broken Hearts & Dim Stars!
how is everyone? i personally am bored as hell and am waiting for Paranormal State to start. i know it's going to freak me out but i like the show lol. p.s. thanks sweetlilangel!
My Name Is Snicker Snickerdoodle.. What's Yours?
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces every
An Officers Life
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding' He just worked an accident where people died because they were going to fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the nite keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns is clean and fully loaded and hi
F*ck It!
Fuck it! Just fuck it all I say.. No point in trying, No point in thinking. Just Fuck it. Screw it all, and forget about it. For it surely has forgotten you. Write it out, in ink, or blood, on paper. Then Burn it! Watch the ashes carry it away to rest upon another's shoulders. Release the stress from your soul, and the burden from your mind. Just Fuck it! Fuck it I say..No point in laying on the cold hard ground, debasing yourself over unchangeable issues. Get the Fuck up, wipe away the tears, put on your big girl panties and march the Hell on..The axis wont stop for you so don't stop for the axis. Sooner or later the sun will shine again, and you'll breathe fresh air into your scorched heat stricken lungs. Just Fuck it! Fuck it all I say..
Lounges 1~14~08
I hope everyone get a chance to read this.... The saddedst part of any lounge are people's attitudes. The new lounges I have seen owners say no one under level three allowed, no default pic, no one from this lounge or that one... How childish and ridiculous. So as of today I hope people who ask me to join their lounge realize "I WILL NOT SUBSCRIBE" to any lounge that specifies restricting levels, pics, other lounges...if I find out they do, I WILL IMMEDIATELY UNSUBSCRIBE, and may not return to lounge. So if you feel that disgraceful towards someone...block them yourself but do not impend ignorance on others...peace
My Thoughts On 2007
The First C.w.p. Contest
C.W.P. is holding a "Best C.W.P. Salute" contest. imikimi - Customize Your World Click on the image below to enter the most KICK ass lounge around!
I Need You... This Is My Team And I Need Help :)
why do we fall in love so quick and it that we need somebody by our side or are we afraid to be lonely and feel we must always have there such a thing as love at first sight? i used to believe there was, i remember the day i met him, i thought i was in heaven. he was smart, outgoing, cute, and hadda a great personality. i thought to myself he is definatelly the the days went by i fell more in more in love with him, he was my world my everything, i thought wed be together till the day we died, have a good life, get married, have a family and everything would be ok. i always looked forward to coming home to him and his beautifull smile or him coming home to me, that was one of my favorite parts of the days. but as i guess as the days went by he decided that he wanted it no more. i believe everything happens for a reason and i hope that one day things will be rite between us. i know we had our ups and downs every couple does,and i hope he forgives me...
Let It Go...........
If your man is not honest, kick him to the curb. Don't go around asking questions about what he's doing with someone. You are setting yourself up to be hurt. Obviously he's not worth it. Also, he must not care as much about you as you think. Don't settle for less when you can have more. All DRAMA QUEENS and STALKERS must know that everybody will not take your CRAP. There is always someone else just a little bit more crazy than you. You should watch what you say to people and how you say it because others can read between the lines. If a person does not want to be bothered with you, leave them alone. Don't keep pressing the isuue. You can't keep someone that doesn't want to be kept and you can't make someone love you like you love them. Just move on and Let It Go. For your sake.
About Me 500 Questions
500 questions What is your name?: Jason Spell your name backwards: nosaj Date of birth: july 9th 1977 Male or female?: male Astrological sign: ummmmm cancer LOL idk Nicknames: Jay, Jack sparrow Occupation: Cars Cars and more Cars Height: 6"3 Weight: 176 athletic Hair color: dark brown Eye color: dark brown Where were you born?: UK Where do you reside now?: Germany Age: 30 Screen names: ----------- E-mail address: ----------- What does your journal sn stand for?: huh Pets: 2 dogs cat Number of candles you blew out on your last b-day cake?: none Piercings?: 6 Tattoos?: 1 Shoe size: 13 Righty or left?: righty Wearing: clothes lol Hearing: dirty dancing music Feeling: loved Eating/drinking: nothing Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff Have you ever been in love?: i am How many people have you told "I love you"?: one.. my girl How many people have you been in love with?: idk i only love one person deeply.. i dont care about the others. Family Does someone in y
True Friends?? Sarah Bulletin
are you a true fubar friend? we are all guilty of it... fan rate and add and not even talk to someone again. but would u go asfar as to help out someone u didnt even know? i got deleted and lost EVERYTHING. emagin how that would make u feel. i had been here over a year. i brought around 40 people to fubar. i was a VIP for most of the time i was here. i turn my computer on and the screen is blank level fresh meat. i had lost everything. i got back on and started a new account. first i started looking for my close friends and then all of a sudden things started to take off and people were rating me left and right. i got people coming and going. boy is it busy! lol.. i couldnt keep up. i ran outta pic rates, profile rates and i cant even ran out of fans now i made to many fans! yes been busy! i forgot how fun it was to be new! mostly everyone talks to you and you meet so many people. then i read a bulletin and someone mentioned they missed the good ole days cuz there wasnt any drama. wel
Eric Church Video
heheehe I crack myself up :P Many Smiles April ♥
Sexy Eyes
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Yes My 3rd Mardi Gras....
damnit.. its so easy to get a costume for halloween but one for mardi gras? it takes me forever... sigh.. need some good ideas cause ill be bartending AGAIN! lol... any ideas for this cute bartender? :D help a gurrl out yall! ♥ PuNkGuRrL
Not Euphenisms
i have swallowed glass i have inhaled burning insulation i have walked a whole day on a broken foot my apendix exploded in my abdomen i have been beaten and left for dead in the snow ----- i've been wound tight my muscles convulse at the dimming light i want to fight (can you hear it? he closes in )
Hear This Kitten Purrrr....
Hello Boys! I'm naughty Taryn. A hot older babe who is absolutely cock crazy and crazy for YOU. I love to fuck older men and younger guys alike. I'm a 40-ish woman in her prime. Some might call me a mature Mommy or MILF. I have sexual experience that younger gals just don't have and I get off on it and with you. I know how to please a man. I know how to be your submissive whore. OR I can take control and give you exactly what you've been craving. I'll make your cock and balls ache for me. I'm gonna take you to a new level of pleasure. Think you can handle a REAL kinky lady? I'd like to see you try. I bet you have some naughty fantasies that make your dick nice and stiff, and I want to hear them, so let's get down and dirty together.
The #2 Pencil...
The #2 pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to A
Haha This Is Great!
This is probably one of the greatest videos of all time! I couldn't post it in here cause the owner wouldn't let me. :( But here is the link for your enjoyment!!!
Searching For My Daughter
Fat Bitch
"Fat Bitch!"? That's all you got? I eat "fat bitch" like a cookie, the crunchy sweetness satisfying all the way down... with a nice sugar buzz when it hits my bloodstream. Yeah, I'm a fat bitch, alright. I won't get out of your way. I won't change myself to make you feel better. I won't take your shit. And I most assuredly won't feel ashamed. I'm a fat bitch who holds her head high and knows who I am and is not intimidated by some small-minded bully trying to intimidate with hate and ignorance. I'm a fat bitch who eats what she likes and makes love when she wants and lives and loves OUT LOUD. I'm a fat bitch who won't shut up or get out of your way. "Fat Bitch!"? Why thank you! I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm not here to please you. Your opinion of me is not my concern. This fat bitch is here to live MY life on MY terms. Fat Bitch, indeed. Kathy Barron, copyright 2006
My Heart Will Go On
Celine DionMy Heart Will Go On (Love Theme From "Titanic")Music Video Codes By Music
Life Begins At The Beginning
Life Begins at the Beginning (A Doctor Gives the Scientific Facts on When Life Begins) By Fritz Baumgartner, MD April 12, 2005 Dear Friend, We can approach abortion from many perspectives: Biological, embryological, genetic, philosophical, social and economic, at the very least. As for the first three my approach as a scientist, physician, surgeon, and simply someone who finished medical school, is factual. There is no more pivotal moment in the subsequent growth and development of a human being than when 23 chromosomes of the father join with 23 chromosomes of the mother to form a unique, 46-chromosomed individual, with a gender, who had previously simply not existed. Period. No debate. There is no more appropriate moment to begin calling a human "human" than the moment of fertilization. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise, because it would be a degradation of factual embryology to say it would be any other moment. For example, some pro-abortion zealots and ev
You know, there are points in your life when you begin to question everything. For me this is one of those points. I try to be a nice person and treat people the way I would want to be treated. Somehow though, it always comes around to bite me in the ass. Maybe I'm too nice. Maybe that's one aspect of my life that I need to change. Maybe I need to be a little more of a "bitch" and be all about me. Sounds good in theory, but realistically, I could never do it. My mind has been racing with thoughts the whole night and I haven't slept well in a week.I have tossed and turned, constantly thinking, "If I wouldn't have done this, this wouldn't have happened" or "If I would have done this, this wouldn't have happened." I began to question every little thing about me. I'm trying to look at all of the things running through my head in a positive light. Hoping that it will be just one more thing added to my life to make me a stronger person. The more I think about everything, t
What Is This I Feel?
i sit here and cry each night the tears i cannot fight the emptiness fills my soul all it is left is a hole, the void is there now and the pain i feel is how when cant feel a thing anymore for she doesnt care anymore rain falls down each day... it doesnt wash the tears away so what is this I Feel?
I have been sitting here thinking of all the things i had done to help out withthe wars we been in..most were when iwasnt even born or was born during one.....i grew up in the 50's and 60's which was the Korean action and Viet Nam era..during the VN war....(so it was called) i had tried to get into the service to serve my country, i had the courage to defy the rules that i was an only son in the family and could not go unless drafted, i told my folks about this that i couldnt get a job on the outside because welll jobs in them days were very scvarce...u needed some kind of experience or coillege navy is where iwanted to go. I look back at this...and ponder should i have tried harder or be happy where iam now...and i think..iam happy....i believe our men and women who are serving now in Iraq are heroes...i was called a hero cuz..i tried to serve my country, and am doin that now supporting our men and woen overseas.
Abc Game Winners Updated 03-21-08
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Loving Memory
She lived a hard life being a single mother and losing all 3 kids from camping trips, to skiing trips and her youngest son Issac was premature. My aunt Carol was a mid-wife who cared to help anyone who needed her time and her company.. These last few weeks I have struggle and gave up my own time with friends and loved ones, To carry out her last wishes. Just to have someone close to her heart. She will be truly missed in my eyes as well as my heart.. love always Melissa Jade
Thoughts On Dating
I recently had a chance to do some thinking about the whole "dating" process, and I've come up with some perplexing questions on this matter.... What is the "correct" way to initiate dating? Obviously there is no one "perfect" way to begin, but there should at least be some general rules or a few guidelines to help with the process. In the old days, a young man would ask permission to "court" a girl, and he would state his intentions right up front. But today's women are much more liberated, and it's acceptable for them to be in relationships for reasons other than just marriage.... So it's obvious that in today's society.... yesterday's rules, no longer apply. Which brings us to the question, "Now what do we do"?.... Each woman has their own idea of how they want to be romanced.... For some it's wine and roses,.. For others it's the "confident caveman" approach where the guy takes charge and sweeps them off their feet..... Some women like to be treated as friends first, to let them g
what is love really i swear you know i love my hubby but does he really love me i know i might have a proublem and push him away thats always been a issuse i had cuz every guy i date leave me so i push now so i know its coming but what ever i dont mean to hurt him i love him but who cares no one i want to cuddle with him and more but on a brake so ya oh well i wish he would just hug me and shit he dont want to oh well i give up i love him but he dont want to notice me any more when he ready i will be waiting oh well if you wish apound a star it be having my hubby back i know no one will be ok and read and have the balls to answer it but oh well i love him i want him happy oh well he dont really want me happy when you are in love you would do any thing for them
If You Had Me Alone...
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
How Not To Dispose Of A Christmas Tree
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man threw himself out of an apartment window along with a Christmas tree during a late-night attempt to dispose of his festive decorations. The man fell 22 feet after he lost his balance throwing the tree onto the street Saturday, police in the western city of Moenchengladbach said. The tree did not break the victim's fall. "There's a TV advert showing people having fun throwing their old Christmas trees out the window," said police spokesman Willy Thevessen Monday. "But you're not supposed to jump with them." The man was taken to hospital in critical condition with severe head injuries after witnesses saw him fall. (Reporting by Erik Kirschbaum; Editing by Giles Elgood) Reuters 2008 All rights reserved
Just Wonderin'
Aight folkz this is a repost. I got this from someone else *LOL* Answer the questions as honest as possible plz! Thank U Very Much! Ready Set Go0o0o0o0o... 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Life With Depression
Depression hurts deep to the soul Depression kills you from within It can turn you as cold as ice And make you as black as death Depression is all around us Isn't there the slightest glimpse Of ever finding an escape from the hurt That is know as Life with this disease? It eats you up alive From within your very eyes Crawling its way threw to the top From the very recess of our own minds When is there a second or minute That it does not affect you in your life This all consuming disease that can kill Know more commonly as Depression.....
Are There Any Honest People Left?
Why is it that some people find the need to be full of and fill everyone around them full of Bullshit????? Can anyone explain this to me? I try to be very honest and forthcoming about anything and everything about myself when I meet people, whether in real life or online. I have NO need to be dishonest about anything. And It just PISSES me off to NO end when people try to bullshit me.....If you can't be honest with me, go the hell away......I could give a shit about you.....Don't play me for in the end, I will boot ur ass to the curb with yesterday's trash. If you want to be my friend, cowboy up...Here I am.....I will be honest and loyal to you and will do my best to be a TRUE friend.... Just wondered if someone could explain to me why people are full of bullshit...and to prove to me that there are honest people left in this world.
October.. Thats Me??? You Tell Me!
OCTOBER = PERFECT -Trustworthy and loyal. -Very passionate. -Wild alot of the time. -Great kisser. -can be a silly dork not knowin anything. -Knows how to have fun. -Super sexy. -can be a great friend. -loves to eat anything good out there. -has alot of responsibility. -Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty. -great smile. -cares about friends. -Playful, but secretive. -gets alot of attention. -can sometimes be too bossy. -very stubborn at moments. -can be a lil bit too much hiper& crazy. -emotional and temperamental sometimes. -Meets new people easily and very social in a group. -Fearless and independent. -Can hold their own. -Stands out in a crowd. -Essentially very smart.
Green Piggies And Ufo's Are In The News Today..
U.F.O. sightings are in the news again. The town of STEPHENVILLE, Texas apparently a farming community is all abuzz with talk of UFO sightings. Now on the same front page one could also see little green pigs. Isnt piggies a word? Well it should be. Doesnt the little song we all have heard once or a million times and hopefully sung by our mothers or fathers: This little piggy went to market and this little piggy you know, I do not have to go on because sooner or later I was going to have to say WEE, WEE, WEE all the way home and I am just a bit old to have to say that. The mental ward would be calling my name for sure. Oh yeah GOOD MORNING to you and yours or just you and well you. So Green Piggies ok Pigs and sightings of UFOS what do they have in common? Well they were both at one time today on the front page of msns web site. Other then that really, most honestly nothing! So do you think that UFOS are circling the world and abductions are just waiting to happen and some goo
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01] I _____ Jade. 02] Jade is _____. 03] If I were alone in a room with Jade, I would _____. 04] I think Jade should _____. 05] Jade needs _____. 06] I want to _____Jade 07] Someday Jade will ___. 08] Jade reminds me of _____. 09] Without Jade _____. 10] My memories of Jade are _____. 11] Jade can be _____. 12] The Worst thing about Jade is _____. 13] The best thing about Jade is _____. 14] I am _____ with Jade. 15] One thing i would like to know about Jade is _____. 16] Jade should go and _____. 17] Jade _____ me.
That Was A Little Weird
So, Mr. Dave and I went out yesterday to go look at an apartment. One of the first things the property manager asked was if we were married. It was a little strange, but not unsettling. Yeah...that was a little weird.
Lets Make Him The Next Godfather????
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When Silence Cries
lyrics by Trail Of Tears ---------------------------------------- When Silence Cries... When silence cries... is it what I feel? - or is it what you really long to be? Depression grows again, to you I pledge my guilt Deserted fields I strole - there is no relief The bleeding night, surrounds you like a darkened veil - The echoes wake my sleeping thoughts The distant voice... it cries again - I realise it's not a dream, like a journey in solitude Ignore what I once did say When silence cries... The pleasant feeling of something dying (she said) - Upon the innocent it will rise once again A tear I spill, in silence - Punish the word of wisdom that I once gave When silence cries... A passage of dreams - A passage of dreams and memories Tiny little screams - Feeble yet reveiled Fading now is my Oblivion
Just A Note: Fyi!
Just a quick note to let you know I will be "out of the Fubar loop" for at least 24 hours, maybe a bit longer. I am having oral surgery done this morning - rather extensive oral surgery, lol. I was told I will probably have to relearn how to talk coherently, but I'm not worried. With this out of the way, I am told I will probably feel much better than I have in the recent past. Yay!!!!! Have a fantastic Tuesday, dear friends! Much love and warm hugs for everyone! Blessings, one and all, all over the world. You are loved and appreciated more than you know! Later! Muahz!
Its all dark nights And all cold sweats And thinking of All my regrets I lay alone Im wide awake Kicking myself For my mistakes In total silence I twist and turn My body at ease Yet my mind burns Restless as always An itching in my skin Its storming outside And its storming within My eyelids are heavy But yet open wide Deep in my conscious Is where my demons hide Frustration sets in Feeling like I want to scream Its these night terrors That no longer let me dream
It's A Cryen Shame
Thunder only happens when it's raining... Players only love you when they're playing..." Fubar has deleted or reset a lot of people lately. Im OK with that. Ive been urging Fubar to look more closely at the referrals. If you cheat, you need to be reset. That being said, some of the TOP members (both top members and top scores) have a LOT of referrals that appear to be questionable. I hope Fubar isnt giving a pass to those that spend a lot of cash money on this site. I happen to spend a lot of money here, and I expect that EVERYONE is held to the same standards regardless of how many Happy Hours he or she buys. The TOP score leader (SEXYGIRLBLONDE) has hundreds of referrals that appear to be fake. 801 at last count. She used to be on my friends list (she blocked me recently) and I have no personal issue with this person but she has PAGE AFTER PAGE of referrals that are oddly similar. CHECK IT OUT Each account has ONLY ONE pic. All the pics are of unusually
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This Is Nuts Lol
Still working things out here, trying to figure what goes with what.. From what I can tell, its like my space times 10 lol.. If I dont answer you, dont assume the worst.. I prolly just havent figured out how to yet hehe..
Roof! Roof!
So I figured I should be able to re-roof my house for about $500. A lot cheaper than hiring a contractor to do it. I know it will be a lot of work, but it needs to be done and I'm kinda broke right now. Well as soon as I get the roof and the bathroom done, I can finally sell the damn thing and get something I can afford.
Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you....
The Thang About
Hi, I am just a guy who wants to put this out there and see what others thank. I was raised on and around Harleys for most of my life I helped my old man build two basket cases. I was riding and driving Harleys at a very young age, I remember the smell of the oil that leaked on the carpet in our apartment when I was like 3 yrs old. This blog is not about me Likeing or loving Harleys this is about Why can people like and drive something other a Harley and still get the same respect from other Riders....I do not ride a Harley and I have never owned a Harley, I have owned and rode Hondas and Suzuki's every since I bought my first bike at the age of 16. I am now 36 and still have not wanted or felt the need to buy or ride a Harley but this does not make me less of a biker then someone who rides an HD, I am the who will wave at and respect any and all riders no matter what they are on. So if you see me on the rode and the back of my Suzuki Voluisa 800 you will know and understand I am a
Would You
Y = Yes N = No M = Maybe Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Take A Shower With Me? [_] Take Me Home For The Night? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? Have You Ever... [_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [_] Found Yourself Wanting A Ki
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Day 9
This is my 9th day of dieting, I just finished a 20 minute cardio workout, I am Hot and sweaty. BUT I lost a inch in my hips and waist YAY, no idea if I lost weight my scale batteries died. Could be a good thing. Well I am off to take a shower.
Eyes Contest - Results
I was on the edge of my seat in those last 30 minutes...out of NO where Mystery took the lead...I had a lot of fun doing this..& will be doing another here soon. Thank you to those who took part!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you all had some fun yourselves ^____^
Girls At Clubs/parties
Lately I've noticed that at a party or club finding girls to simply dance with is no easy task. When girls show up with their friends they just dance with them and when I try to talk to them they just ignore me. Others have been cool and we enjoyed ourselves on the dancefloor, but those are usually girls who are alone when I approach them, rarely a pair of girls. Maybe it's a girl thing, but I can't imagine going through the trouble to look nice, go to a club and dance with the friend I came with all night. In the words of my friend "you get carried by 10 girls before dancing with 1"
Why Is Life So Cruel?
We try to live our life to the fullest regardless to what one other does. Whether we know how much it hurts one or the other one or not, we still make our stand looking at one another and yelling and say things that is hateful and mean to one another. Showing no letting up whether it makes one cry or even rips the heart out of the other. One is at fault and the other is feels like that the world is falling around them, not know what is going to happen from day to day. Just knowing what you u say come out of your mouth stabs like a dagger to a person heart and hurts like hell, makes it feeling u are killing me regardless to what you think; if you dont know if it is hurting me or not. The dagger you use might as well of killed me because it feels like I have died.
My Happy Hour Today!
I (Tulsas Angel) am hosting a happy hour today at 11 AM Fubar time which is 1 PM Central and 2 PM Eastern. Be sure to stop by and rape my page! (meaning rate the hell out of it) Also, if you want to OWN me, then click on this picture to bid on me: If you don't want to or can't bid right now, please just click the above pic to just rate it a 10 or 11 for me. I'd REALLY appreciate it! Thanks all! Do enjoy the happy hour! Also, do check out the sticky bulletin in which ^Sin^ offers fubucks for rates:
Heres You Three More Haters To Look Out For! And to think i'd help u? u r all sorry ass trashy trouble makers and hatters stay the hell off my pages u trashy ass losers
Love Is In The Air Lol
A Love As This To love with the spirit, To love with the soul, A love as this, The ultimate goal. To love with the heart, To love with the mind, A love as this, The purest kind. To love each other, To love completely, a love as this, Giveth so freely. To love in life, To love in death, A love as this, With all our breath. blh 1/08 As I Whisper Your Name I listen to the wind And I hear your voice I feel the sun on my face And I feel the warmth of your touch You are everywhere around me You told me you were only a whisper away And as I whisper your name I feel you... your presence Your love of the earth Your beautiful light The simplicity of your honesty All these things I see In all the miraculous world around me And when I look deep within myself I know that when I am sad You feel it and you are there, somehow, To comfort me... I feel your tenderness Reaching out to me from wherever you are In a poem I read In a song I
Quacker Gets A Pimp Out! Go To That Profile and Give Quacker as much FU LOVINS as you can Muster! He even told me that the person that gives him the most love will be granted permission to view his Naughty Naughty Pics! So Come One and All and Luv Up The Quacker!!!!
Rates Have Reset!
Hey guys! Rates have reset since this contest has started, so if you could take just 30 seconds of your time and go back and re-rate it, I will love you forever! Ok, so I'll love you forever anyway... If you haven't rated it yet, will you pop in and do it? It's hard to pick just one too, so rate as many as you like. There are LOTS of sexy mummers in that folder! Questions... do you know when the one you love is the one? ...what does it take for you to see it? ...why do we get odd feelings in our stomachs? ...can we give our faith to that person? ...will they give you theirs? ...if I were bleeding will they lick my cuts? ...will they cut me, if I ask them to? ...would they let me do the same? you believe one person can save you? it possible to save another? ...can we really let go of the past? I able to trust again? ...will I be hurt if I do? you have faith in me? ...will you wait? ...when will I understand all this? ...did you hear that? you know what that was? ...that was my soul, leaving my body... goes to join yours... ...I know the answer to all my questions... ...her... ...need...
First Day Of School
Ok ... so for those that know me .. I have 2 kids .. a 4 yr old girl and a 10 month old son. Jordyn, the girl, will be starting Kindergarten in the fall for the '08/'09 school year. I can't help myself but feel somewhat sad. It seems like just yesterday I was holding her in my arms for the first time. I can't hardly believe just how fast time has gone, and it hardly seems fair. Maybe I more nervous for myself about this part of letting go. I don't think she's going to be the one with seperation anxiety...I will be. When I was pregnant with her I was scared of being a horrible parent, but I think every parent goes through that. Now, I can't imagine my life without her. It's amazing how much she has taught ME, and continues to do so every day. One of the greatest things about having children .... you get to relive your childhood all over again and have fun doing it. I knew the day would come that I would have to allow her to gain some independance and that I wouldn't be able t
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Flu Time
New Year has blessed me with The Flu .. get the Flu Shot its well worth it .. So much to do and catch up ...Any big plans for Valentines Day yet ?? 29 Days and counting to my birthday :)
Oh Hai! I Figured It Out (**this Is A Persia Approved Blog**)
In the wee hours before dawn this morning I had a revelation!!!! We all know Britney Spears has lost her everloving mind, but I figured out why. Britney went from being a Pop Princess idolized by pre-pubescent girls to being Stalker-fodder to Gender confused teenaged boys (For those who don't know what I mean, go to YouTube and look up Chris Crocker) That would be enough to push anyone over the edge!
When Will The Pain Go Away
When will the pain go away, when will the tears stop falling, I can still here you calling. I miss you so much. When will the pain go away, wish you could stay. My heart aches. as i watch you break. couldnt shake the feelings inside. My son I love you. I only wanted to see you shine, didnt see the signs. i feel so alone if i had only known. I cant mend, I know this is the end. I wanted to see you smile, through lifes trials, but was it all worthwhile. When will the Pain go away, you went astray. I wish upon a star, but now you are so far. I loved you from the start, we will never be apart. it was so hard and now i am so scarred. When will the pain go away. I did my best now you must do the rest. I just wish i knew, when the pain when the pain would go away. And when i could break the chains that cause all the pain, wish i didnt feel so in vain. When will the pain go away. I love you my son.
My Inspiration
Everything I'd say to you today dad if you were still here would probably go nothing like I imagine it would. I know, you'd call me up early to let me know you expect something "big" for Father's Day.. You were never shy about that... Your b-day too.. always "I want something big!" Remember the time we brought over a huge box... like refrigerator size and each time you unwrapped it there was a smaller box in it until you finally got to your new watch? I got ya that time with you and your "something big".... And then there was you always griping at me because I would stop by after work every day and since I had held my pee all day (too busy to go) would walk right in to your bathroom and you would bitch at me cuz I was using water and why couldn't I go before I left the office. Wasting water...geez.. tightwad.. Or how you would cover your face with your hankerchief when I drove into your driveway in my beat up old chevy with the shocks worn out and pretended you were choki
Perfect Person
Sorry i am not a perfect person, that i dont live up to your expectation's, i can only be me and if me is not who you like. Well i am sorry that i am not what you want me to be.
New Me
Why We Fight It
there are certain things in life that you cant control but we try so hard to keep everything in line but somehow it always falls matter what we do or how much we cant live without that person,it just doesnt work out the way you want it to.and you have to learn to accept it for what it is and move on.even though you think you cant but you can.believe that you can do anything if you put your heart into will be fine.
Punany Dream
punany or "punani" was used in India -- its in the Kama Sutra -- to describe the female sex organ sweet & tastful pussy by Jessica Holter, a.k.a. Ghetto Girl Blue, Founder of the Punany Poets
Update On Bryson's Head
Well I finally looked at it more closely last night. I haven't been able to before because I didn't think I could stomach it. I'm a nervous wreck from it. And he knows it. He teases me and went outside and sat on the very desk he fell off of and hit his head on, looked at me with a big grin and asked, "Mom does this scare you?". Yeah real funny. He runs in the hallway, "mom am I scaring you yet?" I know most of you, if not all of you are laughing right now. But, you didn't see the gaping hole I saw. I'm not exaggerating. Wish I was. Anyways, it's healing PERFECT!! It turned out that it wasn't a straight line cut, it's jagged but...the skin healed back closed perfectly. No wrinkles in it at all. He's down to just a band aid and it hasn't even been a week yet! He was able to get it wet last night and he layed in the bathtub for awhile after saying "mom I can finally do this again" and stuck the back of his head under water. He's a water kid so it almost killed him to not be able to pla
Trying To Upload A Gif File
I am Trying to upload a GIF file but when i upload it it doesn't work. Can anyone tell me how to make it work to show all pics like you see on fubar? Thank you. Lucy
True Fan Of Bbws
If you are a bbw feel free to leeve me a friend request, I am a true fan and lover of all bwws
My Last Day
Houseboy Duties And Requirements:
Houseboy duties and requirements: Duties: Cleaning Cooking Running errands Taking care of My needs, what ever that may be. requirements: Must like pain! Must like chastity and or denial! Must be very submissive! Must be willing to do ANYTHING I say! Must never whine! Must have your own income! Must have a car & license! Must be available at least 1 day a week! Must be lifestyle oriented! Must be local! Fill this out honestly and completely if you wish to be considered for servitude to Twisted Goddess, send it to Me in a private message. Name: Age: Weight & Height: Bust size (girls) / Penis size (boys): Eye & Hair Color: Which are you Submissive / Slave: Location: Orientation: Email address: Marital status: Able to travel: Education level: Employment: Income level: Skills/talents: Able to tribute (gifts / money) Mistress time is precious, if you want My attention you have to be able to tribute Me for it:
Rules Of The Contest I Am In
here's the rules to the contest i am in THE LINK TO THE HOST OF THE CONTEST'S PROFILE IS AT THE END OF THIS BLOG ,THIS IS NOT MY CONTEST ,I AM IN IT NOT HOSTING IT . I'm gonna be running a Fu Buck & Big Pimping Giveaway Contest. Contest will start on Fri Jan - 18th at noon (est)/ 9 am (pst). Running the contest til Sun Jan -27th noon (est)/ 9am (pst). All pics entered must be sfw. If u want into the contest. I need you to private message me the link to the pic that u want entered into it. Don't send it in the shout box please. That way i don't miss your link. My only request is that to qualify for the top 3 prises. I'm asking that the pic to have 10,000 comments minimum to qualify. Everyone that enters the contest will get an Entry Prise no matter what. If there becomes any questions during contest I want to be notified of them 1ST. Don't take them to other contestants . That way there will be no added drama amongst others. I truly look forward to seeing everyone 1 ST PLACE P
Rep Your State!
I have opened a new picture folder called possible vacation spots. I have 6 months to figure out where I want to go. So, REPRESENT your state and let me know why I should go there. (Just because your there doesn't help From the comments these will be decreased to top 10, then top 5, top 2 down to #1. Click the link below for folder of states. PLEASE REPOST! Thanks!
Im Back!
For those who do know me, and know me well, you all know that i have been gone now for some time. with this being the slow season in my job, i let the internet and cable go, because money hasn't been all that great.. but guess what!? IM BACK!!!! Also... The baby is almost here! My wife started having her contractions today.... Now just waiting for her to POP THE CORK and spit the girl out!.. lol... so yes.. im excited... Im about to be a full time daddy... i can't wait.. so... *holds up a beer to all*.. CHEERS! ---nik aka dj Redd
All My Friends Are Gone, They Died...
Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies Pushing all the mercy down, down, down I wanna see you try to take a swing at me Come on, gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground Why are you trying to make fun of me? You think it's funny? What the fuck you think it's doing to me? You take your turn lashing out at me I want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me All of my hate cannot be found I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming So you can try to tear me down Beat me to the ground I will see you screaming Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies I'm above you, smiling at you, drown, drown, drown I wanna kill and rape you the way you raped me And I'll pull the trigger And you're down, down, down Why are you trying to make fun of me? You think it's funny? What the fuck you think it's doing to me? You take your turn lashing out at me I want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me All of my hate cannot be f
What Woman Should Know About Men
things most females don't know --Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're, goin for the lether-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. --Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. --Guys get jealous easily. --Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. --Giving a guy a h
Freedom Ride
The roar of its mighty engine Settling down upon its seat Gripping the handlebars so gently Chromed pegs will hold my feet A twist of the throttle I now give My bike surges to life this day The wind pulling at me as I roll along Free on the highway I stay I see the blacktop pass beneath me Broken white lines become a blur The sun beating down from the heavens I listen to the engines steady purr I feel the heat of the day as I ride Other bikers surround me as I go The freedom of the road we travel Only they will be able to know I am cooled by the wind as I travel Enjoying natures beauty as I ride The joy of being one with nature now Fulfills me deep down inside People wave as we pass them by Little towns e now travel through Winding along a mountain rode we ride No life worries, we enjoy the view A twist of the throttle I give for more power The chromed engine gives it to me As if it knows the pleasure I feel Riding long and hard and being free One day there
Whispers In The Wind
Your whispers are gentle echoes that sway ardent winds of harmony and in the symphony of life each word is wrapped in rhapsody. We travel separate roads of life gather flowers along the way and share the music of their fragrance. We exist between two winds, I here under a pale moon you, the other end of somewhere. Sometimes when wind blows through trees I pause to listen and in its passing I hear the tenderness of your voice that fills the spectrum of my soul. You are the chime of warm rain, the moon that glows through the trees and within the luster of evening your aura fills the scene. I hear the whispers of the wind see the stars shine in the sky, but I hold the sunrise in my pocket. Dance with me within the wind, then just let me love you.
Elwood is my cat, he wandered up to the ranch office one day, he had been in a fight I guess. He was tore up from the floor up so to speak. Now I am not a cat person. Ok I dont like cats much at all, but Elwood kinda got to me. So off to the vet we go. Big $$. Then I had to get a litter box for him and a food and water bowl. Food, treats, toys. Oh and then since he comes to work with me a carrier and another litter box, food, treats, toys for the office...yes I am a pushover. THEN, he got off into the woods here at the ranch and ended up wrapped in an old piece of brab wire fence. Vet bill , lol.. THEN I found this neat little thing. . If you have a cat, you have to get one of these. Without going into it, I love it , and he got used to it right off. He watches tv, likes Andy Griffith, Beverly Hillbillies. and John Wayne movies. He has me whipped for sure. But he has grown on me. And all these hairy legged cowboys have to pet him everytime they come in.
My Good Friend Ken Wrote This For Me..
I wrote this poem to show my apperciation for you always remembering me. Thanks Ken When the sky turns gray Only A friend can Make you smile It doesn't matter If your a million miles away Or standing beside me Your forever my friend When things get tough And You can't go on Remember I'm right here Pulling for you If you need a sign Look towards the sun It's me shining on you If it's late at night Look at the stars The sparkle is from my eyes To you Why would I do all this for you Simpley put Your my friend to the end Thanks baby Ken
Bid On Me
Im in an auction and nows your chance to own Don Jaun the currtent bid is 110k lets see who wants to own me more Here is the link so have at me ppl [ photo: 2427680119 ]
Love In The Night
I saw the vision there standing A beautiful woman I could see Was this my lover that I longed for Finally coming into my world to me The long strands of her silken hair From her face I brush away I see the sparkle that lights up her eyes She looks at me in a very special way My hand traces along her soft cheek The smoothness sends chills throughout me The lover I had longed for for so long Stood there, her beauty for me to see I opened my arms wide for her She came to me without a spoken word Laying her head against my chest The sounds of my hearts love she heard A gentle kiss we now enter this night The brush of her lips against mine so light The passion that fueled us was unspoken My mind filled with arousal this night She took my hand in hers as we stood Slowly to the bed she leads me in silence Tonight our love will be released together Without a word we let it commence Naked our bodies together now lay Entering my lover we become one at last Together we
Own My Sis
My sis evil vixen is in the same auction and let me tell you she is one lil firecracker. So if you want to have your very own Evil vixen bid on her. Her current bid is at 110k as well. Come ppl let show a hot lil vixen some love [ photo: 1053231192 ]
Keeping Your Eyes On The Prize
There is an old saying that I hear a lot anymore- "keep your eyes on the prize." It was meant to be a heartening message to all that no matter how bad life gets, its important to keep ones objective or goal in perspective, which gives you the ability to rise above the crap of life and continue down your pathway with your prize firmly within sights. However, it would seem that there are too many people who take this to heart and go above and beyond it to where they focus on the prize to the exclusion of all else. While I am a firm believer in choosing my own path and walking it, choosing my own goals and shooting for them, rarely if ever will I choose something that needs to blind me to all else. Responsibilities need to be met, bills still need to be paid, people still need their friends and other such obligations come first. No matter how important a goal or "prize" is, I can not allow it to eclipse the everyday responsibilities that I need to deal with. Yet there are many peopl
The Main Cast Of Characters I Am Using For My First Book Series
Characters to be usesd in the "The Ledgend of the Knights of the Round" book series The Kinghts and those tied to them: Marcus St.Clair-A moore whos family moved to Britana When the Romans were still in power Rose St.Clair-Marcus's Wide eyed Little sister. She is in training to become a lady of the court Tirstan Ross-Marcus's Best friend and 2nd in Command of his Legandary Knights he is skilled in the use of almoset every bladed weapon Aires F. McCaine-a Scott born with Vicking parents Aries as been a knight for many years he calls the rest of the knights Young Pups Anglues Lockheart-not much is known about this night trainded the ways of assasation and is extreamy deadly with the dual Daggers he carries Brock-Another Scott Skilled in the use of Bunt weapons he has a bit of a temper but is the most feared fighter 2nd only to Marcus Raven Dawn-One of the 2 female memebers of the kights When she has a bow in her hand many tremble..and she has a wonderful sining v
Redneck Punk
Alright so i need to vent cause i couldn't beat the shit out of this dude. i babysit my sisters daughters everyday after they get out of school til she gets home from work. i always pick up at the bus stop cause i am a cool uncle like that. well today i went to wait for em and had my mind opn other things cause i usally put my cig out in my ashtray while i wait for em and just threw it out of my window and on to the street. a few minutes pass and i notice this dude walking toward my car from across the street holdin a plastic bag and napkin, i rolled down my window as he got closer and he finally stops and picks up my cig butt. he says"drop something" and i reply"sorry" and he says "my dogs eat these and get sick" and i again say"i'm sorry". now instead of just shuttin his fuckin mouth this dude wants to get smart, he says"u got an ashtray in that mother fucker" and i says a little louder"yeah man, i said i was fuckin sorry" and with that he rolls his eyes like a fuckin 10 year old gir
And It Took Me How Long To Realize This?
And that's how it goes. *sips his coffee* Now, before anyone makes any assumptions or what have you, this is not a sob story, or similar to it. It's actually what I have learned, and of course, this is where I put my thoughts down. Generally, it's a disclaimer, so if anyone is thinking it's a DeGrassi Jr. High thing, it's not. *laughs* More like an amusing kind of thing. I learned something. Anycrap... Over the course of a few weeks, I had some issues I had to sort out, and this past weekend was to me, a revelation of sorts. I started to (Figuratively) connect the dots, and realized what I have gone through. It was just a matter of time, before I woke up. But that of course, explains why Sis snapped at me alot. It's wasn't to be a bitch, she was trying to get out of that timid state I was in. It also explains the mood swings, as well as the blue periods and being stumped on what to do at times. I can finally put it to rest. Or on the backburner at least. I expla

Cigarettes And Tampons
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
What Ive Done Today
What Ive Done Today I made someone laugh, I calmed another's tears. I acted very silly, To subside a child's fears. I held open a door today, For an old couple to pass through. There is no real reason why, This is just what I do. So at the end of the day, After a few have laughed or had fun. If I don't wake tomorrow, I know the job I'm here to do has been done.
Stalker Alert
ok has anybody had a problem with a guy called da white sox , da sox or da team . he keeps making a new account every time he is blocked and only goes to womens pages and want's your ip address and if you don't give it he calls you nasty names ! if you have let me know help me get him off here for good ! i can't sit back and watch this this guy has some major problems. i'm calling on all my friends to help me . i lived with a stalker for 10 yrs and to this day don't know who it was he made my life hell and i had to move out of state and change my name when i got married. please don't let this go on! lets find away to get him off of fubar. i talked to a couple of police officers i know and they gave me some advice on what we can do. they said fubar can block his ip address and he can't get back on here . so i'm calling on all friend and his other victims. please help my guy friends you are included to help . so spread the word please .
Romantic Jan 15
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, January 15: Trusting yourself is the first step toward truly trusting another person. Believe in your choices and know that your instincts are working in your favor. If you're constantly second-guessing yourself, find out why.
My Bail Is $510.00 ......... What Is Yours?
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Dated a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $2
The Talking Asshole
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. This "ass-talk" had a sort of gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you hafta do is "turn loose"? Well, this talking hit you right down there. A bubbly, thick, stagnant sound. A sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival, you dig, and tos tart with, it was like a novelty ventriloquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called "The Better Oh", that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it, but it was clever, like, "Oh, I say, are you still down there, old thing? 'Nah, I had to go relieve myself!'" After a while, the ass started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib, and toss the gags back at him every time. Then
New Tattoo Ideas
Hey! I posted a mumm about needing help on a tattoo! I want to get a sunflower above my grandmothers name on my foot. I have a folder that shows the tattoo. Her fav flower was a sunflower and I wanted to get it across my foot in her memory. I was thinking about something like: A large sunflower curly skiny vines.. like those pumpkin curly strings.. a lady bug on a pettle of the flower or on the vien. Something. So I was wondering if you could help me! I would love to see if you could design a tattoo. I will get it done if I like it! Contact me if you are interested! Thankyou very much! =)
If We Had Sex
Body: Don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and repost so others can fill it out). Don't be shy now!!!! 1. Would you let me be in control? 2. Would you pull MY hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10: 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it today? 21. Would you do it tomor
On Valentine's
The Origins of Valentine's Day There are several interpretations as to the origin of Valentine's Day. Let the romantic in you decide. A quick quiz: St. Valentine was: a) a priest in the Roman Empire who helped persecuted Christians during the reign of Claudius II, was thrown in jail and later beheaded on Feb. 14. b) a Catholic bishop of Terni who was beheaded, also during the reign of Claudius II. c) someone who secretly married couples when marriage was forbidden, or suffered in Africa, or wrote letters to his jailer's daughter, and was probably beheaded. d) all, some, or possibly none of the above. If you guessed d), give yourself a box of chocolates. Although the mid-February holiday celebrating love and lovers remains wildly popular, the confusion over its origins led the Catholic Church, in 1969, to drop St. Valentine's Day from the Roman calendar of official, worldwide Catholic feasts. (Those highly sought-after days are reserved for saints with more c
Splashing through puddles Beneath the broken heart Razor kisses so sweetly fallen. Drops of tear stolen Recreational sorrow transgress Needles of love to give. No pity left for the contemptible fool Not a tear nor even a frown How many times must you count your dead?
Im leaving fubar due to personal reasons I have tried it here and I just dont feel this is the place for me. So if you want my points let me know why you want them and why i should give them to you.
EVEN as on some black background full of night And hollow storm in cloudy disarray, The forceful brush of some great master may More brilliantly evoke a higher light; So beautiful, so delicately white, So like a very metaphor of May, Your loveliness on my life's sombre grey In its perfection stands out doubly bright. And yet your beauty breeds a strange despair, And pang of yearning in the helpless heart; To shield you from time's fraying wear and tear, That from yourself yourself would wrench apart, How save you, fairest, but to set you where Mortality kills death in deathless art?
Got Mad Love :p
please check out all these great people in my family i love every single one of them fan rate add crush them they are worth it.... Trell...Sexxymamma's BFF----justagirl is my bodyguard@ fubar Peachykeenjellyb*DjPeachy@AfterHours*SexxyMammasFuLovah@ fubar Ben DoveЯ@ fubar ★ANGEL~BABY★(♡FU BAD B*TCH♡) ஐPLZ RATE MY PAGE..TYஐ@ fubar K E N O....(in atlanta 9th-15th).....F&H Head Cap'n@ fubar ♥DjSweets♥ Asst.Manager@FuBaЯ's Afte Hours@ fubar ~Mystik~ ☆FuBaЯ's Afte Hours☆@ fubar ☆Ryot Gyrl☆ ~DJ for Centerfolds~@ fubar **PRINCE*JESSE**@ fubar ~*| SpLiF |*~
And I Am Slave.
Over the years I have heard numerous times about Goreans stating that the Master/slave relationship is "deeper" than the BDSM or D/s relationship. I would like to address this issue, not defending either side but to shed some light. All relationships start with nothing. Both parties know nothing of the other person. As you talk or witness each other in social situations, you begin to make judgements of the person. One person who has been in #DominateRadio a lot lately said "Tal" to me. I was elated to find another Gorean but actually he said he was taking a stab, but that my actions lent to the fact that he thought I would be Gorean (I took it as a compliment though Im not sure if it was intended as such J). We assess situations and people and decide whether or not to include them further in our lives, if we have a choice in the matter, which SHOULD be the case. (Yes, some countries still have arranged marriages.) As we get to know the other person, we learn about them. This bri
Bdsm Total Mind Controll
( Just my thought's on mind controll part ) In the BDSM world alot of Dom's use mind controll to keep the submissive in controll ...Why you may ask ....To bend the mind into giving up free will ( or so I have been told ) But as a person and humanbeing in my thought's total mind controll is the worst way to treat a submissive.As I have said befor ......Submmising is a gift not something that should be takin lightly and to give such a thing is one of the hardest and most giving way a sub can say I love you Striping away ones self and molding the sub's mind to acept and do the thing's the Dom wants.But is this love ? Is it truly submissing ?I say no...In my thought's it is a way of robing one of their true self and a way of being selfish. We are who and what we are to make us a indivusal. In time the sub will go threw a burn out stag ( i have been there so I know this one frist hand ) It's where the mind can acept nothing but try's to acept eveything (
Bubblicious Boobs
glumbert - Bubblicious Boobs
Garbage-stupid Girl
You pretend youre high You pretend youre bored You pretend youre anything Just to be adored And what you need Is what you get Dont believe in fear Dont believe in faith Dont believe in anything That you cant break You stupid girl You stupid girl All you had you wasted All you had you wasted What drives you on what drives you on Can drive you mad can drive you mad A million lies to sell yourself Is all you ever had Dont believe in love Dont believe in hate Dont believe in anything That you cant waste You stupid girl You stupid girl Cant believe you fake it Cant believe you fake it Dont believe in fear Dont believe in pain Dont believe in anyone That you cant tame You stupid girl You stupid girl All you had you wasted All you had you wasted You stupid girl You stupid girl Cant believe you fake it Cant believe you fake it You stupid girl You stupid girl Cant believe you fake it Cant believe you fake it You stupid girl
Trying To Help A Friend
WhiteWolf aka bill is haveing some problems and stuff im not going to any of it right now but the Boy is in drespret need of funds right now any thing can help. if you can spare a few bucks then please do so. I hate to ask for help but in this case its needed. if you can help in any way please hit me up in the shout box or in an email. thankx Jess
~~new Orleans~~
Moving to New Orleans This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for New Orleans. Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked. "I've been transferred to New Orleans, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate." Jack replied, "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world." The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
Fairies Kiss
Better Than I Thought
It's less than a week til finals for my two classes, and I'm doing better than I thought. I thought I was failing economics badly, but I'm passing with a C+. Yeah me! Wish me luck on my finals this weekend!
Free Sex, Yes You!!!
Jan. 10 ( -- If you want to watch Nick having sex with a prostitute, he's happy to let you. The 36-year-old bank-security technician drove eight hours from his home in Metz, France, to Big Sister, a Prague brothel where customers peruse a touch-screen menu of blondes, brunettes and redheads available for free. The catch is clients have to let their exploits be filmed and posted on the Internet. ``Sex is no taboo,'' Nick says, though he asked that his last name not be used. ``You have to free your mind.'' Big Sister is marrying 21st-century technology with the world's oldest profession to profit from the public's appetite for ever-more graphic reality TV. Since 2005, more than 15,000 men have taken up the offer of free sex in return for 15 minutes, or less, of fame, according to the brothel. Big Sister is now expanding into the U.S. with a local version of its Web site. Visitors to the virtual brothel pay 29.95 euros ($43.88) for a one-month subscription to a s
Depression That Won't Leave
I am still depressed and have not figured out why. Things are going great all except for a few things, but nothing major. I love my job which I will post a blog about soon. Today was my second day. :) Anyways...I can't seem to shake this depression right now.I have thought about doing stuff that I know I shouldn't be thinking about. The good news on that is that they are just thoughts that I will never act upon. I have no reason to. I love my children way too much to hurt them by taking my own life. I am having better days now with minimal suicidal thoughts. I am not sure why they are there though. I am trying to figure out what has me so depressed, but I can't figure it out. It doesn't make sense. I am a little disappointed in the fact that Erick is proposing without a ring, but that is not depressing me. He is giving me a temporary ring until he can get the engagement ring he is looking at. I don't mind at all. I'm just not myself right now and that has me worried. I need to figure o
All Kidding Aside, Obama For President?!?!
One of the obvious differences between Democrats and Republicans is the role that religion plays in their presidential campaigns. For instance, every Democrat, while pretending to believe that separation of church and state actually appears somewhere in the Constitution, must also insist that religion plays an essential role in his or her life. But just about the only time you see them going to church is when theyre posing for the cameras while addressing a black Baptist congregation. Whats more, when questioning these people, the liberal media kindly limits itself to a yes or no question regarding the existence of God. However, when the candidates are Republicans, you might get the idea that the members of the MSM were boning up for their theology exams. Is Huckabee too Christian? Does he actually believe the universe was created in six days? When he was a governor, did he go out of his way to commute the sentences of felons because he was a sucker for anyone who announced hed
What Love Is
love is everchanging love is neverending love is unstoppable love is undeniable love is eternal love is divine love is uncontrolable once you start to love someone, never will you stop, It may seem so but it is not true, you always love them, your love for them just grows and changes, maybe so you can still recognize it, but in todays world more often not. However attempting to control love, turns love into hate, true unconditional love is FREEDOM!!!
I'm Getting Fatter!
I weighed myself today, and I have gained 14 pounds since october. I feel like a sausage stuffed in a skin right now. BAH. Time to go on that diet..I blame the beer.. And the icecream... ........oh, and the..nevermind.
Letting People Know
Just to let people know.. yes i am overweight.. i am doing my best to overcome what i have to in order to be happy.. i am shy because of this.. i hide in my pictures.. and i rarely go on my webcam.. all because of my weight.. its not the person its me and something i have to do.. i am not comfortable enough.. when the time comes ill do things differently.. please forgive me if i am too shy or too quite.. there are reasons for this.. jus give me time..
The Hero
So you feel that you ain't nobody Always needed to be somebody Put your feet on the ground Put your hand on your heart Lift your head to the stars And the world's for your taking So you feel it's the end of the story Find it all pretty satisfactory Well I tell you my friend This might seem like the end But the continuation Is yours for the making Yes you're a hero
Here Are A List Of The World Short Dick Mens
if i was him i would be ashame of having the world most shortest dick!
My Bucket List
1)Kids-1 boy (Colton Andrew Kenji Unrath or Roary Elijah Unrath) 1 girl (Aurora Alison Michelle Unrath) 2)Find true love (i might be able to cross this one off) 3)Find employment in something I truly enjoy 4)Help out someone truly in need 5)Quit chewing 6)Make at least one person truly happy-check 7)Set up a savings account 8)Travel to australia, Brazil, Germany, Cananda, Mexico, Spain, Japan, Ireland 9)Go hunting 10)Go to at least 3 more concerts-Taylor Swift, Rascal Flatts, Blink 182, Something Corporate, 30 seconds to Mars, Eminem, Colbie Caillat, Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley 11)Go to college AND graduate with at least a associates degree (law or criminology) 12)Visit the playboy mansion 13)Meet Celebs-Megan Fox, Bam Margera, Orlando Bloom, Jonny Depp, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Eminem, Taylor Swift, Colbie Caillat (at least 5) 14)Get all the tats i want-Shamrock ribs, bear claw left shoulder, snakes forearms, ohana neck, words, heartagram under the belly button 15
"the Injuries Of War"
What a horrid nightmare! To be far away in a distant land, Surrounded by mud and foreign sand, With th smell of death filling th air. Its all so surreal! At home one day eating a meal With children and wife, Whom you now defend with your very life. The battle cries sound Silently on the warring ground. The warriors draw their arms At the beating of their drums; Waiting to break the cold air With blatantly harsh steel, To slash without the slightest care; Piercing souls that will quickly heal, And causing their bodies the greatest despair, To just simply make a quick kill, Under a bridge or over a hill. Tis all these things that make a war so justly unfair. ___________________________________________________ [Copyright 2008, written by Jamie Shawn Tan. All Rights Reserved.] Photo url location ~
Feeling Of Love
To the one I love When I saw you..I was afraid to talk to you... When I talked to you..I was afraid to hold you.. When I held you..I was a fraid to love you.. Now that I love you..I'm afraid to lose you.. Yesterday is a history...Tomorrow is a future.. and today is a gift..Thats why it's called the present.. I was born when you kisses me...And I died when you left me.. But I lived for two months...You loved me.. Untill there was you...I cried myself to sleep.. While I had you, I fell asleep with a gentle smile on my face... Before I lost you..I worried myself to sleep.. Now that your gone..I sit up at night,waiting for you to come back.. Today I'm going to tell you I love you, incase tomorrow never comes. done by Christine
Marine Corps Sniper
Does God See Color??
Does God See Color? Does God see color? Some say He doesnt, And therefore, we should all be color-blind; Yet, His creation has a vast rainbow Of people of color of every kind. Was it always this way? Back in the day, The world was one race that spoke the same words, But by divine design, we grew apart, And throughout the world, we scattered like birds. Through the years, the worlds people multiplied, And our once-common language disappeared; Isolated in our clans and cultures, We learned that differences should be feared. Our differences have many aspects, Such as gender, creed or religious sect; In this day and age, the hue of ones skin Is the difference that we least respect. It is the most visible difference; This makes it the easiest to assume Whatever stereotypes we adopt When someone different enters the room. It colors our very first impressions And governs the tone of our reactions, Giving each person more of a reason To distrust all
Well we just got back from the specialist today and they have told use this...the mass in her abdomen looks to be 50/50 on ovarian cancer. Bad news is even if it isn't at the rate it is growing it makes them think it is cancer and right now it is the size of a small watermelon, and if not removed she has 4-6 months to live before basically starving to death. If they do the surgery she has a 25% survival rate, which basically means there is a slim chance she won't die during surgery. That is what we know so far.
So what's the deal with the people that are on here and just post one word on comments for people instead of taking the time to be genuine about it? It's not like the site is going anywhere. Calm down.
So I am single yet again this year for Valentine's Day and I would really like to go out and have a nice dinner. Is there any guy out there that is willing and available to take me out? I will pay my half but I do want to go out! Help!!!
What is a true friend. Someone who takes you in no questions asked. The person that sticks bye your side, through the good times and the bad. The person you know you can call any time or day and lend you a helping hand. Someone that travels 450 miles just to hang out. A person in your life that you can ask anything, and they wont judge you. No matter who you are, what you say, or do, or even look like, you or accepted for who you are! Silly with some, serious with others, and never hold back on what you feel. Unconditionally you are willing to give, as long as you recieve also . Sitting around not doing nothing, but still enjoying your time together. Being able to know what to say, to get a smile. But, of all the things I consider a friend, knowing something is bothering them. Knowing when to leave them alone and knowing when to lend them a shoulder to cry on.
Boredom At Near 2 Am
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? - Once I paid him the money the agreement was sealed and no names will ever be revealed 2. Where was the last place you went out to eat? - I was eating out not too long ago over at a friends house 3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? -Did you buy it for me? 4. Which do you prefer: eyes or lips? - Eyes are important, but oh never mind the sense of touch can make up for that 5. Medicine, fine arts, or law? - I avoid medicine and the law 6. Best kind of pizza? - Is eaten off of a nude body 7. Is your bedroom window open? - Are you willing to try to find a way to get in if I leave it open? 8. What is in store for your future? - I am gonna guess more hookers and less money 9. Who was the last band you saw live? - I didnt see the last band I tried to see, I had other things to do 10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick? -Oh, I take care of them alrigh
Want 2 Own Me
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A Friend In Need
hi everyone again! this blog is important this time. i know i dont know any of you personally but a very wise friend once told me that there is power in numbers when it comes to prayer and im askn for your help. my little boy is having surgery on the 23rd and im freakin out. i believe in my heart that everything will be okay but i would greatly appreciate it if you keep my little guy in your prayers that he will have smooth sailing so to speak and will recover quickly. if any of you are parents im sure you have an idea of what im goin thru right about now and i would really appreciate if you keep him in your thoughts. thank you over and over again. thank you fellow fubarians. it will not be forgotten. = )
Starbucks Doesn't Support Our Troops
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. Semper Fidelis. Sgt. Howard C. Wright 1st Force Recon Co 1st Plt PLT PLEASE DON'T
The reigns of the horse went tight as the rider pulled back hard, halting the beast in its tracks. Dismounting from the saddle, and drawing his sword from its sheath, he wasted no time in his advancement into the fog ridden forest. Blocking out the sound of his leather bound boots snapping the twigs and branches beneath him, and the sound of his lungs drawing nervous breath, he pushes his mind to find some sound, any sound, that would lead him in the right direction. But no such hint would come. His mind hoped that he wasn't far too late for any bit of good to be done. But his heart pulsated, at the chance that he might. Coming to a clearing, his eyes strained themselves as they peered into the darkness, desperate for some semblance of life. Some sign of the immoral bastard that started this, and forced him to come finish it. But then, the bastard found him. It was not his footsteps, nor his breath, or his very form that alerted him. But the sound that all men come to r
They had not seen each other in years. Two to be exact. Not a word had been uttered between them, directly, or otherwise. They had not made any attempt to reach the other, and felt pride for it. They had both seen worse times they had ever seen before, and even though they had always leaned on each other in those types of situations, they fought the want, the need, the driving, unending, and burning sensation that came with the thought, and stayed silent as far as the other was concerned. Neither having come to this place with any reason in mind, They scoffed at the chance sighting, and cursed the boredom that sent them forth as if it had stolen something valuable, As a child often curses the band aid that is ripped from its arm. Each ignoring the other in every noticeable manner, No facial expression, no uneasy breath, and no eye contact of any type what-so-ever. Each won their battle with the other, By simply doing nothing. Nothing at all. One simply hushed the girlfriend at
Brooklyn Bound
A man thinks to himself: "If I ever get the chance, I'm burning these fucks alive." Trying to squeeze through the unaccommodating crowd of people lining the subway, He keeps the doors in his sight, Hoping to get there before they slide closed, And take him even further from his destination. Stepping over the blonde's duffle bag, In between the couple arguing over her ex boyfriend, And the man who seems to be either scratching his leg, or trying to solve another compulsion of the lustful kind. Past the old lady who loses her balance out of fear, The bum shaking a cup of change, and a man whose body smells so bad, he could probably be declared legally dead, He reaches the door. Just as they close. On the opposite side, A woman, Slightly older then himself, Slams into the door, Cursing it from keeping her even further from her destination. Meeting eyes. Each feels less angry. More centered. As for the limited time they gaze upon the other. In this hot, festerin
Hello All
My name is Jason from Camden-Wyoming, Delaware. I really dont know what else to say cause i havent slept in 3 days so i hope to write more in the future.
Introduction Into Lifes Reality
Introduction into Lifes Reality Muttering words of love upon a harden heart is like wind storm upon an uncaring life. A mindless soul wanders about within a coldness depth that leaves no mercy within cruel words upon another. Shall we ever recognize our twisted fate not belong upon the winds of reality. Sacrifice of one is not a gracious act of self worth in gaining more than one already has within their reach, It is about the needing to show there is more too life than greedy heart of selfishness to achieve your goals in life. Inward, we must look into our hearts and souls to find what truly would make us complete That one shall be able to offer more than what they have to offer. The wind gentle breeze about life is the proposal we must one day come to see Life is much more when you dare to be open to its hidden secrets. Confess to our hidden self, we are not enlightened enough to understand what it is that life is telling us within the wind of truth. The altar within l
To My Internet Valentine
I have Loved you from the start my Love; We swapped pictures after instant messaging for a few days. When I seen your picture I was struck with such awe. But did you feel the same about me? So we would talk each and every night. Gradually but quickly I fell inlove with thee. When I would switch my computer on Oh what a big broad smile:D I would have to see thee once again. We would both surf the net, Many miles apart,But when online we were together, Flirting and teasing each other. Having interesting conversation, Tonight I write this Valentines verse As you are my true Love, I love you from afar my Love, So this word I just felt compelled to write With each e-mail I send to you I always send you kisses and hugs XXX Tonight I just wish those kisses were Real. So my Love Please be my Valentine, To Love me and hold me forever So I need to be held in your arms, My Internet Valentines Love(*v*)
The Good Ole Us Of A
It really pisses me off when I think about the country I live in. The good ole' US of A. Land of the free and home of the brave. In my eyes Americas pretty fucked up. Every single one of our ancestors came here looking for a better life, and they found it. They called themselves American's. Today we have Native-Americans, African-American, British-Americans, Irish-Americans, German-Americans, and any other hyphenated name. We need to stop hyphenating and just call ourselves Americans like out ancestors did. What happened to our rights of freedom and of choice. The things America was founded for. 75% of Americans are robots programmed by the government. Who the hell is the government to tell two people that are mad about each other, that they can't get married because they are the same gender? They say that the Bible says its wrong. Ok the Bible says its wrong, but aren't we suppose to have the right to believe anyway we want? Speaking of religion, I personally don't know if God
Divert Your Course
Divert Your Course This is an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief naval operations, 10-10-95. Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship, I say again, Divert YOUR course. Canadians: No, I say again, you divert your course. Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, thats one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the
Idiot Sighting
Be Careful Out There: IDIOT SIGHTING : We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded
Missin Him
Bob Shepherd has drawn ever since he can remember, although he never really intended to make a living with his art," the Nebraska native said. "I wanted to be a chemical engineer, but my teachers told me to stick to drawing. They told me my reports were lousy, but they said the drawings accompanying the reports were great." He was born in 1926 in Lincoln, Nebraska and raised in Omaha. As a youth in the 1930's (the Depression days) he soon gained a real empathy for that part of our country and its inhabitants by roaming along the banks of the Missouri River searching for arrowheads and the buttons off Calvary uniforms, hitch-hiking and hopping freight trains heading farther and farther west, seeking out adventures and material he would use to do what he loved most--draw. Bob first studied under neighborhood WPA artists in settlement houses in Omaha during the 1930's. "Some very excellent artists taught me how to draw for two bits a week or less for supplies," he said, "and af
Pay Attention Is That So Hard To Do...i Think Not
I have been on this site for about 6 or 7 months now and I do enjoy it a lot. I am here for friends..."real" friends. I don't care about points or ranking or the DRAMA. When I get to know someone on here over a period of time I feel as if I know them in person and look at them as a real friend...not just a fu friend. So...when a friend does me wrong...or neglects to show friendship in return it does upset me. I am a very loyal, respectful and helpful friend. I spend 99% of my time on here helping my friends with whatever they need. Wether it be talking, leveling, bombing, etc. I give and give because that's the kind of person I am. Honestly though I am tired of helping people and having people confide in me and it go unappreciated. I try the best I can to acknowledge people and be respectful and show I am a friend. When I post a bully or blog it gets sent out to over 800 ppl yet only a select few ever even look or respond. It bothers me that I can ask for one simple thing like a repo
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Bondage, or the act of restraining another, can be a heady, erotic form of play. For those practitioners, the tying or being tied by another can have a profound affect on their level of sexual energy. For the dominant to have the consensual trust of a submissive who allows him to render her completely helpless by bondage it is a very powerful feeling. There arent many leaps of faith that are bigger. Bondage is among the most intense of games people play with each other. There are as many reasons for doing it as there are people who indulge. Bondage safety is the responsibility of all parties involved. It should not and does not fall exclusively on the shoulders of one partner. No matter where your interest is in the power dynamic when playing bondage games you should never under estimate your personal responsibility for making the bondage as safe as it is stimulating. For the bondage bottom, submissive, or slave that is involved in the bondage game (you know the one that gets
Felony Charges
By MARK TODD - Staff Writer - Star Beacon TWO STUDENTS WHO TURNED THEMSELVES IN CONNEAUT Two 18-year-old Conneaut High School seniors face felony charges for spray-painting a threatening message on a school wall early Sunday morning, officials said. Korey Bartosh, 448 Sandusky St., and Michael English, 227 Woodland Ave., have been charged with inducing panic and vandalism, both felonies, and criminal trespassing, according to Detective Michael Colby. They were jailed overnight and will appear today in Conneaut Municipal Court. The pair was arrested after a noon meeting with Colby; Mary Zappitelli, Conneaut Area City Schools superintendent; and CHS Principal Doug Wetherholt, Zappitelli said. I received a telephone call and was told the families (of the teens) wanted to speak, she said. The arrests were made at 12:45 p.m., Colby said. Police are satisfied Bartosh and English are the only people involved in the incident, Colby said. CHS staff disco
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$20.00 Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill . He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, cr
Zodiac Signs
VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant ( Aug 23 - Sept 22) Conservative in relationships. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. LIBRA - The Harmonizer ( Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own uniqueness & creativity Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. ARIES - The Daredevil ( Mar 21 -
Something For The Guys..
How to Eat Pussy *or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your Teeth to Ask* Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas. The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there
Fridays And Saturdays Winner
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opinions are like assholes everyone's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.
Time Spent On Fubar
Just to let me family and friends here know that school is back today and my team has arrived back in school. My quiet time is over and things pick back up as we enter our fourth season of the school year. Road season is a long season that will end with Nationals in Colorado in May. Please understand if I am slow to respond or just don't send out as many messgaes as I have, I am still here and will be on when I can. Hope everyone is having a good year so far with lots of positives to look forward to. Doug
No offense but I'm not adding friends if we haven't "talked" (chatted) at least once. I'm not in the "see how many friends I can get contest". It's silly. Become my fan if ya want, but unless u want 2 get 2 know me...we ain't friends...
Why I Left Lounges
Gotta a lot of things on my mind, but most of all, the lost of my best friend since childhood. Justin was beautiful in so many ways, but most of all, he was a true friend. My mood? I'm pissed. I'm really tired of the damn drama around here. I came on this site to make friends, not get into petty b.s. Yes, I do mean petty at the moment. Yes, I do visit lounges where I want to hear music. Yes, I used to be members of several. But right now, I am and will not be member of anymore. Sure I will miss the tunes, the peoples, and the chances of meeting new friends. But what I am feeling? Hell people, I just put the ashes of someone I love since childhood away this past Saturday. Yes, I'm grieving. Yes, I'm sick of b.s. Want to get a hold of me, leave a damn message or shoutbox. I will be focusing on my writings more. My children, love them with all my heart, know that their mommy lost someone dear to them for they left me a handmade card to let me know that they love me and they know that Just
Miss You ♥
RJ I MISS YOU BABY! I HEARD THIS SONG ON THE WAY HOME AND IT MADE ME START CRYING! Music Video: When Youre Gone by (Avril Lavigne) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone
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Then Bid ...hehe a VIP would be nice. If you have any questions let me know. k thnx. Abso-fukin-lutely starting bid is 20,000 fu bucks
Maded For A Friend
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In My Heart
In my heart you will always be, If you could only see. What I wanted to be. In my heart you will always be, I feel the pain, as it begins to rain. I wanted to wipe your tears, chase away all your fears, but I couldnt stay. you went a stray. My heart aches as I watched you break, My tears are falling, as I hear you calling. I couldnt turn around, but in my heart you will always be, If you could only see What I wanted to be. I wanted it to last, but now it is all in the past. In my heart you will always be, I wish you could see. It happened so fast, Thought it would last, but it all had to pass. In my heart we will never be apart. I did my best, wasnt like the rest. Down on my knees, If you could only see, I saw you crying, I felt like dying. I have seen the scars, I wish upon a star. If only you werent so far. In my heart you will always be, If only you could see. What I wanted to be, but now I cant see. Don't know where you are. You lied and I
Another Lost
This past week I haven't been on much because J.A.H. overdosed on some pills and died. He was only 16. I remember going to the skating rink back in middle school and he was the one who taught me how to spin around backwards to forwards and we tried to grind on the rails but we never quite made it past a few inches. I've been trying to remember the good times but everytime I look up I see another friend on drugs or drunk. Whether it be drugs such as pills, cocaine, crack, heroin, saliva, weed, cigarettes, or alcohol. I see the pain of their life, the times we've been through, almost dying, car crashes, the cops, scars, abuse, rape, reality. It's hard, he was only 16, I'm not much older and I've been through so much more and survived. It's just not fair
Confederate Bombers Our Target For 1/16
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Surgeon Visit Today And The Results!!
OK!! I DO NOT need surgery, this , and I am healing on my own. I will be doing PT for 4 weeks, 3 times a week for neck exercises to get my strength back in the neck and open up the pinched nerve. He is taking me off the nerve meds. and I have needed no pain meds for 3 days now. So my prognosis is a good one. Thank you to all my wonderful friends for your support and advice thru this scary, and painful time for me. I am also off all restrictions so I am hitting the gym tomorrow as well. Hope u all have a wonderful week. I know I will.
Dj Lestat
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This Saturday
Well Saturday is the day...I am going to Polaris in Columbus, OH., and going to a store called Lane Bryant to buy me some decent bras. They actually size and fit you there. It will be interesting to see what size I actually am. I have always thought I was a 48DD but for some reason when i put my bra on, I find a little bit of bulging tit out each side so maybe i need bigger? Well, I will let you all know what size I am when I get back to work on Monday.
When You're Not Here
When you're not here to share my days and nights My life is so incomplete For you are my heart, my soul The oneness I had known to seek Without you I merely exist from day to day With you I know that I will find All that I have been searching for My completeness, my eternal peace of mind You are the keeper of my dreams The woman who holds my heart in her hands The one I want to spend my life with The one with whom I will always stand Stand beside through thick and thin Through all that life will throw our way Knowing that this special love we share Will guide us, each and every day This journey was started long ago Before this time and place The journey of completeness As two hearts and souls embrace Forever is what I want with you For the search is at an end Our hearts have found each other As lovers, as soul-mates, as friends. Please leave comment
A Love Like No Other
A Love Like No Other I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humour and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you... Please leave comment.
If There's...
If There's... If there's one face I want to see, so beautifull, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special love, my world, my life, my heart Please leave comment
Jan 16
January 16, 2008 Quote of the Day "The point is not to pay back kindness but to pass it on." Julia Alvarez =============================== This is sooooo true!!!
i've been very busy the last couple of days. my almost 3 year old has had one of those wonderful stomach "bugs". haven't had much sleep. keeping messes cleaned up and trying to keep him from puking is about all i've had time for. right now i'm wiped out.....need about 24 hours of sleep but i don't see that happening, especially with him feeling better now. and on top of that i've been trying to help my two daughters. the youngest is pregnant with their third and is due next month and is finally supposed to see a doctor. i have to worry about this because her body never goes along with the birthing process. the oldest is having work and relationship issues but seems to be coping pretty well. oh, the wonderful world of parenthood. hopefully i'll be back to my usual state of abnormal soon.
Buffalo Chicken Wraps
Buffalo Chicken Wraps A new twist on a perennial favorite! Serving: 4 Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 45 Total Time: 35 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 lb boneless skinless chicken breast 1 cup prepared bottled wing sauce 1/2 sliced medium red onion 4 tbsp bottled blue cheese salad dressing 4 stalks celery sliced into thin strips 4 leaves Romaine lettuce 4 soft small flour tortillas DIRECTIONS: 1. Rinse chicken breasts with water and marinate in the wing sauce overnight in a sealed airtight container. 2. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. 3. Place chicken in shallow baking pan and bake for approximately 45 minutes or until meat in cooked through. 4. Slice chicken into strips and place in the individual flour tortillas. 5. Add the red onion, celery strips, romaine leaf and cover with a tablespoon of the blue cheese dressing. 6. Fold the edges of the tortilla over the filling and serve. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: Based on individual serving. Calories: 3
For Someone Special
Renaissance By Mat Kearney
This is my renaissance This is my one response This is the way I say I love you This is my second chance This is my one romance This is the cutting line On which I stand to show you It happened fast in a flash just this evening I hit the gas, horn blast, brakes screaming Car crash, broken glass, broke my dreaming I hit the dash so fast my ears are ringing My sister's on the right side just slightly leaning I grabbed her hand hard until she started breathing My brothers in the back jaw cracked from the beating The breath in my chest has slipped and I'm sinking Blinking through diamond spider webs of cracked glass I'm trying to remember all the words you said in the past Through the ash, siren screams and red beams I hear you sing softly to me I can be the wall when you fall down Find me on the rocks when you break down I heard it in the song when you call out But I got to say now it's got to change This is my broken heart This is my bleeding start This is
I'm In An Auction
please big on me :) click here go to that link, thanks guys :)
Ten Thoughts To Ponder For 2008
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet And they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile When you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, Lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Numb
Leaving Fubar
As much as I have enjoyed everyone being a perve and perving every one else... it's time to move on. I love all my friends and those who have become good friends if you want to talk to me you will have to add me on yahoo... sweet_innocent_rainbow. Thanks for the good times everyone ... and take care. HUGS TO EVERYONE. I will be deleting this account within the next week, so enjoy. I"m not asking for comments, i'm not asking for rates... I am leaving. SO keep your comments to a minimal ... unless you are saying goodbye. Love yas. :) AngelwithHornz
For The Lady's
every have a guy try to guess your breast size? lol well what was your reaction when you heard there guess? leave a comment.
Assholes 2 Watch 4 Here's ya 2 asshole 2 watch out 4
I'm Done With This Site.. Soo If U Want Me. Read This
I'm Just dont with this site for now I'm im reallyy done with this site...soo im only gonna be here today and tomorrow. basically all day them 2days since i dont have anything better to do on my days off... soo if u tryin to keep in touch with me or whatnot.. u need to come and talk to me about it..and leave me a message or something or post on this bulletin to find where im going to be. My name will still be active but i might not be here I'm ususally on Yahoo all the time MSN all the time. AIM just on under my phone but i be on all 3 on my phone as well.. and im a Myspace person to.. and Facebook.. soo if u have either one of them just let me know and ill add u right away before i leave.
Who are you camping with, how do you feel about them, and what are the physical surroundings like? Another real question is how are your accommodations and did you plan to camp or just end up in the middle of nowhere without provisions? Most archetypal hero-quest journeys include a time of testing in a man-against-nature conflict. As such, it can often symbolize a time of purification to get back in touch with the earth.
Redemption Song.....
bob marley - redemption song
Hurt And Pain
What is this thing, We call hurt and pain? Why do we even have to feel this way? We walk around and profess, We will harden our hearts. We even say, We will not let love in again. We make a promise, We always break. I heard it from you, Like all the rest. I won't hurt you, I promise you that. Then you turned and walked away. In came the hurt, In came the pain. Then I said, I would never love again. Who am I kidding, There will always be another, I will let in. I think I enjoy this part of life. It has gotten easier on my heart. Sometimes the hurt, Never lingers on. Maybe my heart is turning to stone. Maybe I know love will never find me. I am at a point that I could care less. Life can be full of happiness and joy. It all depends on me and what I want to create. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
I lost my wings somewhere, now I cant return to where I belong. This place is very nice, with it`s blue skies and green grass. Flowers so beautiful with many colors, there is a pond I see that sparkles. What is this place called, where is it that I must be? Earth, that is a strange name, though it is so scenic here. A place where I am so short for words, beauty can`t even describe it! I do like it here, but I have to return to Heaven. Now I must earn back my wings. Can you help me in doing this, for I must get back to my real life. There are people that need me, who do believe I exist. God grant me the ability to fly again, for I know now what I have done wrong. There is no other place like Heaven, no mere mortal could even comprehend. Few believe that "you" and "I " are even real, they will just have to see in the end. I see a ray of light, then I start to arise to the sky. My father awaits for me at a large gate. Thank you, my lord for I thought, that I had "FALLEN"!!!!
Clean Bill Of Health!!!!
yup! Just got back from the doc's. Said i was 98% healed and that i didnt have to come back to see him. Thanks for all the love and support during this wild time. it's greatly appreciated. Now here is something from the philisophical side of me...... There is a difference between reacting and responding. Let me explain. A reaction is control by emotion. No more, no less. Whether that emotion is fear, anger, lust, or love. For example, if I were to take a swing at you, you wouldn't stop and think about what to do. You would run, throw your hands up, or start swinging back. The fear of being hit dictates your actions. A response is controlled by conscince thought. You actually think about how you are going to handle the situation at hand. An example would be if I throw a frisbee at you. You can decide, to catch it, run after it, let it hit the ground, or not do aything at all. The point is, you counsciously thought about your actions before you acted them out. J
Give Away
Give Away I am running a give away for a month and the prizes are 30 000 comments for happy hour 20 000 comments for 7 day blast 20 000 comments for vip for a month Just message me if ur interested and il take a pic from u for ur friends and fam to come rate and comment for u Give Away starts on Friday January 18, and ends February 14 Good Luck xoxo
A Loss To Remember.
Hey all, sry I haven't been on here but I havent been to chatty lately. Reason I was gone was because my uncle David Walker Thomas passed away recently and we were real tight. I was just hangin out with him a couple days b4 he died and he seemed great. But i found out later that he died of a heart attack out of nowhere. So I feel like everyone that matters so much to me is leavin me behind... hope everyone understands. You'll be missed folk... :-(
Remembering!! Once I meant so much to you,Our time was precious,Now our time is non-existent,I feel like a rag doll empty an useless. I've wonder if I was no longer here would you notice.......maybe in a day or two......maybe a week??? I've lost all hope of ever having happiness,I get happy beyond words,only to lose it. I fear happiness will always be out of my grasp. My heart is breaking and I don't know how to fix it.I will lose myself in the darkness......I did once when i lost my beautiful daughter,It's not a bad place to hide,My heart is safe there!!! I just wish I meant more to you then I do!!
He Did It Again... :)
Ok. I woke up this afternoon... to yet another poem in my fumail. You just gotta luv this guy! Here is the poem and the link again! Thanks darlin'... I love it! In the circle of life We deal with Many things Some make us smile Some make us frown Some will hurt us Some will lift us up As I look at you I can see your in a very special circle You have sparkling eyes A big heart But most of all You have something Many people only dream About and that's Class Never lose it or that Sweet smile As it will always lead you Through the circle of life ken7700@ fubar With Love To All *AngL*
The Addiction
THE ADDICTION As I lay there in a sweat, I could see the fan on the ceiling spinning, yet I couldnt get any air. As the thoughts swirled through my mind and my heart pounded, I felt like I had no choice. I had to go, I could hold out any longer. I arose, quickly dressed myself in what I had to to keep from getting the attention of the cops or any nosey bystander. The latex halter I had slipped on only made things worse as my nipples bounced against it while I went down the steps and on to the street. It was cold. Somehow that made it sexier. I began walking and looking. But trying to seem as casual as I could. Yet my heart was about to beat out of my chest, my pussy was pouring and my adreniline was soaring. I wanted to grab some bitch right then and there. But control... must have control. I walked into a crowded club that felt right. Lots of drinking and lots of easy women. I walked through the place slowly from front to back, looking for eye contact and Ignoring the drunk m
Got some financial issues straightened out today ... for the time being. I might actually be able to sleep tonight for a change!
Jan 24, 2008
Jan. 24 2008 is quickly approaching and I cant wait the more time goes by the sooner I will be with Matthew. He makes me so happy that I can barely contain it. He is slightly possessive and a little jealous, but not too much, just enough to know that he loves me more than anything. After our three days of heaven, to which will never be long enough, we be working on our ultimate goal of him moving here,and when he does I am moving in with him, and setting my life to a routine, and focusing on getting Abby ready for school. Matthew and I plan on being together for the rest of our lives.. I love you Matthew, I will always be your HMT!
i have a huge craving 4 dough!!!
Hows Beckham Playing?
Rite i live in the uk and dont often get to see alot of football(soccer) from over in the usa get the odd NFL AND NHL but thats another story. Can anyone tell me how he is playing just wondering weather he made the rite move live a comment and will reply for more info cheers Gaz x
Would You Choose Love Or Money?
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?
Think Its Time For Me To Get A New Girlfriend ?
been going out with this lass for 1 yr and half now and i love her but were/im getting to the stage were i dont wanna spend all ma time with her id rather go out wiv ma mates or just go out in ma car can anyone help? Cheers for reading Gaz x
Lol Damn It!
That stupid "Fall" song got me a speeding ticket. We were headed home from boy scout camp and one of the boys .. older boy ... was in the front seat when that song came on and he started singing it to me. I told him it had special meaning to me and he kept singing. lol Then the speed trap. Yeppers...that same boy was talking about being pulled over FOUR times with scouts and no tickets handed out. This time there was. To the tune of $104.00. Fortunately it was Broken Arrow and not Tulsa cuz it would have been $140.00. To boot, the trap was RIGHT at the exit for our drop off of boys. Grrrrrr Beginning to wonder if I really like cops as my profile says I do. . .
Let's Get Married... Wanna Know Who? Look Inside.. (repost)
Come join us as we celebrate the fu-union of DJ Bones & Phoenix on Wednesday, January 15, 2008, @ 9:30 pm central time in Unholy Confessions Lounge. They will be joined in this fu-union by none other than Lickety Split.
Valentine's Day
Still Alone
We're still alone but that's OK, We got our friends and family! Jails institutions and death by my count there's just one left! The triple crown of tragedy my birthright and destiny, Our destiny is at the end of a rop! The bottom of a glass or a bag of dope, Nowhere to turn when you're shit out of luck! Still alone and I'm still fucked... fuck you! Slave to addiction for years and years hid from my life, Hid from my fears, fucking broke, alone locked down... My life is better when you're not around! Watch me struggle as my life fades and try to learn from my mistakes, So those who turned their back on me won't get to share in my victory! Still alive wishing I was dead Too many years fucked in the head! Still alive wishing I was dead When will this misery end?
Test 1
This morning I was blessed with a beautiful conversation which left me both intrigued and longing for another encounter. and Another which made me special and blush profusely.. not because the content was bad but because I am afraid I still fail to see myself as others sometimes do All and all not a bad start to the day
The Rest Of My Week...
Well, it's going to suck ass... because well, I wont get to see adam until liiiike, friday night probably... unless i really feel like going to see him after i get off work, which wont be til 11... which puts me there about 1130, waking him up... and then being up at 5... although recently, i've not been up til like 545 or so, cuz i sleep through his alarm, and he doesn't wake me up, ooorrr he can't wake me up. Being sick sucks... i sleep SOOOOO much more than i normally do... i'm like, wtf? but, oh well, such is life i guess... jjuuussstt kinda sucks... and right now i'm annoyed as hell, which i probably shouldn't be... BUT STILL... i'm annoyed... because, adam got off work early... like he was supposed to be there til like 6 or so... which i knew, and i go into work, at 6... so i knew i wouldn't get to talk to him this evening... right? well, apparently he got off work early... and had time to get online and everything... bbbbuuuttt not call me... and then sent me a text to tell m
Sensual Delights
Delicious imaginations of sensual delights Sexual temptations my body afire Thoughts of you warm hands, caresses, And your lips upon mine Stroking, teasing, nipping overcome with desire Pulses racing licking tasting Passions raging, needing craving Aching with no end in sight Shivers running down my spine Pulling me closer Your hips against mine I can feel your desire My mind reeling higher Baring my skin to your gaze Masterfully erasing, inhibitions escaping Penetration, moans escaping The culmination of our desire
Joke- So What's Your Story?
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?" So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he l
Death Found A Home
As she lays in bed she opens her eyes Only to mumble two simple little words.. "Oh no." Her life a sham, nothing but lies. She gets up and goes to the bathroom, Only to find all the bottles and jars broken and spilled all down the drain. She doesn't understand how she can still be here. Old scars still remain, new bruises to be found. More grief and headache she will retain. She sits back down in her room, trying not to cry as the day passes her by. She feels so hollow, so lost and alone. There is no place to go, no place hide. It's coming now, with no time to run. Close your eyes and your ears for the raging beast has become unleashed. The blood is rising, the cuts are real... The light is fading, the darkness has come... Death has found a home
I Know Ya'll Love Me So Plz Help!!!
Pray This Even If You Don't Feel Like It!! Will Only Take A Minute.
Dear Lord, I thank You for this day, I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things. Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. And give the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I can't pray, You listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do Your will. Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others. Keep me strong that I may help the weak... Keep me uplifted that I may have words of encouragement for others
You Make Me Smile.
You make me smile when you talk to me you make my heart skip a beat. the things you do the way you look and how you talk to me. makes me think that you were sent from heaven only for me. the hot chocolate sweet the kisses sweeter and now all thats left is the fire pl;ace and soft music. how did this happen im not suposed to be crushing on you... but i am sigh... anyways you know who you are hugs and kisses ME!
If you are not in the BDSM lifestyle, this will make no sense to you... but for the rest, you will understand completely. I have long since thought that what I seek was unatainable. I have come close a few times, and yet, single I remain. I have however, recently met the one to whom my collar has always belonged. Is it real or a dream? Because I have faith, I will presuppose the first and and simply smile if I awaken to find was the latter. I have had a standing rule that I never believe a person is real until they are standing on the doorstep. Much of this frustration and distrust came from the having been dissapointed in the past. If it had happened just once, I'd say "shit happens," but seems to be a consistant theme in the past year or so. Frustrating as it is, I am not one of the "kida/sorta" Masters that so many are today. I am the real thing. I am the complete alpha male. I am strong, strict, sadistic, but loving and compassionate and not without the ability to
Trillium Roleplaying Loosely Vtm
Loosely Based Vtm Character I didnt bother putting others posts in cause Im lame like that and FORGOT to ask if I could MAW AH haha suckers . Within her chambers in Avalon ((HAHA just happens to be the name of the place)) Trillium has been pacing her hands to her head as she tries to gain control over her mind the nightmares now and then plaguing her more than other times however she has not screamed out in some time thanks to a few herbs she grows in planters in pots within her chambers those of Angelica (Used to protect oneself from the effects of evil) =Spikenard (Increases mental clarity) her chambers are all but bare for a small table one has to kneel at to use and a stone coffin the one Dragnor buried her in within Empyreals mothers rose garden. The small table has items scattered upon it rings a teleport charm and a few gifts from those she has met over the years including the crystal rose and a large crystal stone Sohji offered. Her long dark hair trails about her as
3 Day Blast
Lost Angels Times
Auction Update!!!
I would like to thank mell who has offered 100 of her 11's and stash rates to whoever ends up owning me in the auction. thats awesome, thanks babe!!!
Killjoy You're Not Wanted Over Here
I'm An Orphan...adopt Me Please!
go to her page, and check out her blog! FAN & RATE B 4 ADDING ~@ fubar so...i had to update this, because i had the wrong url. my bad, i didn't know until someone asked me to add them to the list. oopsy! so sorry to FAN & RATE B 4 ADDING ~, just wanted to update this so that anyone that reads this blog would know the correct way to adopt someone on the list... so, check out her blog! it's a good idea, adopt someone, like me :) thanks! xoxox
There are so many stars in the sky but only some are radiant enough to catch your attention. Among those that you chose to ignore is that one star which is willing to continue shining for you, even if your glance remains elsewhere. "
I Would Love You
I would Love You I would love you with a permanence That endures the passing years. I would love you with a joyfulness That subdues all doubts and fears. I would love you with an honesty That shal be born within my heart. I would love you with the calm belief That we will never part. I would love you with a confidence No earthly force can sever. I would love you with the certainty That I would and will cherish you forever. I would love you with the humbleness Of one who has been blessed. I would love you with the reverence Of all that words suggest. I would love you with a fervor That time cannot reverse. I would love you with the truest love That I have put to verse.
My Destiny...
Common grounds So many to name We do so many Things just the same Many unknowns yet to be told Many similarities yet to unfold What will it take Can this be real No way its fake Too much has been revealed Scratchin and clawin At my head Wondering why my hearts been lead go this way go that way better yet instead lets just stand still and listen to what our hearts have said Love I want it Romance I need it Passion Affection Loyalty Yeah thats right I bleed it You and I I conceive it Fantasy I can achieve it Happily ever after I believe it Love at first sight Yeah I can see it Who knows whats next for me Its been designed for my destiny I havent caught up with the rest of me But when I do Ill see Gods been blessing me With who you say Well with you Of course Cause now that weve started We will never get divorced I want this us for eternity How long is that you ask Further than our minds can see Heart pounding daily about to expl
To Quit This Habit
I have been smoking since i was 22. I picked it up for various reasons, my friends smoked, my parents smoked for years... well that is before my mom developed asthma; and then her and my father quit cold turkey, together.(for there were no patches and gum, or pills... 1987) Durring the course of smoking, get this, i was able to quit cold turkey for every pregnancy. When i found out i was pregnant, *BOOM*.. the cigarettes were out the door, and i didn't start to smoke again until they were about 9months old. So, might as well say i quit for a 1 1/2 years, three times. I never smoked around my children, nor do i now, and i never will. HOWEVER, as of right now, i have this stupid little dry cough that won't go away.. persistent. My lungs hurt, chest hurts, and hard to breath at times. I quit last summer, because i felt like this, and now, here i am again. I called the "Maine tobacco helpline" and i'm doing this again, for good. I am ready to quit. I think back to last sum
i created this blog to show my attention to all the ladies. you can call me perv or whatever you want but i love boobies. big small it dont matter. im married but not so i can still go in the candy store i just cant eat anything. so if any of you have nsfw dont be offended when i show boobie im just showing how much i appreciate the beauty of a womens breasts. the most beautifull thing in the world. anyone that wants me to rate thier boobs let me
Better Me
I may hae my streaks of flaws, But it doesn't reflect my morals or cause. In a quest to reach a personal perfection, To cast out an image of my reflection. Listenng and learning yet willing to change, Only for the better to weather the pain. Using my manners and values I've recieved, To subject people to the outstanding me. To stand in a class of my own, Using general information of what i have known. Steadily training to be all i can be, So you can see the better me.
Bored 5
honesty honesty is what you need in a friend, in a boyfriend, in a fiancee, or in a husband/wife. honesty keeps the lines of communication open and clear. it keeps everyone good and everything understandable. honesty means (in the dictionary) the state or quality of being honest; refraining from lying,cheating and stealing; a being truthful,trustworthy, or upright. honesty is good...
Bar Rules
There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going
I Dont Wanna Miss A Thing Lyrics Changed By My Daughter Amber
I Dont Wanna Miss A Thing I don't wanna miss a thing I just wanna close my eyes An dream of you so peacefully I don't wanna miss a thing Your gentle touch The sound of your heart beat I don't wanna miss a thing By listening to your voice Day to day I don't wanna miss a thing When we make love To feel your skin I don't wanna miss a thing At all When I dream of you As I lay awake watch you sleeping I don't wanna miss a thing... Author notes The song by Aerosmith-I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing just with my lyrics
I once thought life was something to cherrish, something that you always wanted to spend wth that special someone, but what happens when you just dont have someone to spend it with, what happens, when you just become indifferent about life and love, what happens when you just stop caring all together, what happens when as far as you are concerned nothing else matters? Life is the one infection that gets us all sooner or later. what matters most is how you live it. for those of you who actually read this, Never give up, Never let life get you down and never let lonliness set in, if those things do eventually happen, then I feel for you. Never throw the best things in your life away and always believe in yourself.
A Big Thank You
Hi to all my wonderful friends out there i just wanted to thank you for making me feel special & for making me those awesome tags a big hug to "woody" Woodman muah Miss Kris & Lady of NY "sassy redhead" you guys rock i really appreciate it love you all big time...much love ~ Jovichick ~
Letter From One "angry Woman"
Letter from one "Angry Woman" I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
Your Eyes
Your eyes study mine with such desire To discover my thoughts, it feeds my fire My desires you so desperately want me to speak All I seem to manage though is a tiny little peek My feelings run too deep for me to fully share And I feel a little guilt because my soul I just cant seem to fully bare I try to express it, I know I love you with all my heart I pray everyday that we will never part I want to lay to rest that doubt in your eyes I know it is there because others have told you lies I promise my love that what I say is true I will forever keep trying to show that to you.
Already There
Already There By Anthony Hunt So I sat down today To write you a song. Tried to force the words, But they came out all wrong. So I stopped and I thought "What makes you special to me?" But then I said "I bet I know what it could be." What hasn't been said before That I could convey, hey? What lyrics could I dream up That another did not say? All I yearn to express Is just how much I care. It's just that each time that I try The song's already there. I went and wrote your song, But Elton John did that. Tried to warn you 'bout the world But that's been done by Cat. You can count on me To be there time after time Which would sound much better If Cyndi didn't write that rhyme. Can't say you take my breath 'Cause Berlin would uproar So I have to ask you This question once more: What hasn't been said before That I could convey, hey? What lyrics could I dream up That another did not say? All I yearn to express Is just how much I care. It's just that
More Kissy Kissy
Your Kissing Grade: A+ You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?
R.I.P mercedes born: 7/18/1994 died: January 14, 2008 I love you, and you will be missed.
Seeping Relationships
Deeping Relationships Friendship and love Like classical music A serenade bonding A sensual beauty That never dies or grows old Love frozen in time Like a record played forever In a timeless realm of destiny or fate An artistic fascination Cherished to most Lost to few And like a merry go round Its porcelain beauty will shine In its own greatness of life As my love and friendship Shines for you.
Wana Own Ugly Guy
well the days are running out to own ugly guy so click on pic and place a bet it`s all in fun
Im around 103 pounds,blonde hair,in between blue && green eyes (they change colors everyday) Im 13 years old.Not looking for someone special because I like someone.I have two best friends.Stephanie & Chris.They are the best.Im all about four-wheeler riding and going mudding.I love Rebel Flag's but im not racist.I have black friends so whatever.Im a very moody person.I have mood swings from heck.I really don't care what people think about me.Im on home school because I have mood swings and im very mean.So yeah if you need anything else just ask me.
Having A Body
I believe in having a body. I am curvy. I am not perfect, I have flaws. But the good outweigh the bad. Who wants to be skinny, with no ass? Who wants to see ribs? nobody. I agree obesity is not good, but thickness is so hot. it feels good, and its feminine. Seeing a woman with bony legs, and no hips is scary. its like fucking a 13 year old boy. women are made to be soft, not pointy. ladies, your man may have you by his side and your skinny, but he's on here right now wishing you were built like me. lmao
Points And Rank
hey guys!!help me get more points someone tell me how to earn more please!
The Simpsons Movie
Man, I gotta say this was one of the funniest movies I've seen since "Weekend at Bernies"!

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