I saw this in a bulletin and just loved it.. the author is Unchained Melody and its really good.. and oh so true... thanks Unchained Melody...
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FUBAR
Written by: Unchained Melody
12-21-07
On the first day of Fubar
Baby Jesus sent to me
A Bouncer checking I.D.
On the second day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D.
On the third day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D..
On the fourth day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Four Cherry Bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D..
On the fifth day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Five Diamond rings,
Four Cherry bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D.
On the sixth day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Six guys to rate,
Five Diamond rings,
Four Cherry bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D.
On the seventh day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Seven Secret crushes,
Six guys to rate,
Five Diamond rings,
Four Cherry bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D..
On the eighth day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Eight Maids a mumming,
Seven secret crushes,
Six guys to rate,
Five Diamond rings,
Four Cherry bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D.
On the ninth day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Nine NSFW photos,
Eight Maids a mumming,
Seven Secret crushes,
Six guys to rate,
Five Diamond rings,
Four Cherry bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D.
On the tenth day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Ten points per picture,
Nine NSFW photos
Eight Maids a mumming
Seven secret crushes,
Six guys to rate,
Five Diamond rings,
Four Cherry bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D..
On the eleventh day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Eleven Profile comments,
Ten points per picture,
Nine NSFW photos,
Eight Maids a mumming,
Seven Secret crushes,
Six guys to rate,
Five Diamond rings,
Four Cherry bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy bears,
And a Bouncer checking I.D.
On the twelfth day of Fubar,
Baby Jesus sent to me
Twelve Dip shits down rating
Eleven Profile comments,
Ten points per picture,
Nine NSFW photos,
Eight Maids a mumming,
Seven Secret crushes,
Six guys to rate,
Five Diamond rings,
Four Cherry bombs,
Three FU bucks,
Two Teddy Bears,
And A BOUNCER CHECKING I.D.!
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
~Melody
Now everyone... have a wonderful Merry Christmas... and Happy New Year... please everyone... BE SAFE this holiday season!!!
With Love,
*AngL* 
