i walked in a bar; there at the bar
i seen this gorgeous girl
she was sitting there on the stool
her legs peeked out
though the slit in the skirt
her legs were so curvelicious
my imagination was running so wild
fantasy with her in my mind unbelievable
fantastic body that was before me
i sat down next to her at the bar
stuck up a conversation with her
she begin to talk about her girlfriend
the conversation turn to how
drop dead gorgeous was her girlfriend
as she continued to talk i was feeling nausea
then a totally gorgeous girl walked in the bar
she came over the girl sitting next to me
she kissed her and they preceded out the door
i sat there ponding what she said
as i did it began turning to developing
extreme disgust and the sudden urge to vomit
i had just realized that hearing
what i heard that oh my god
i was my god i was a lesbian
