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Some People.........
Some people touch your flesh, Others hold you close, Some only pass with a glance, ONE will touch your very SOUL! TheUnLoved 12-14-07
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It Seems To Me
It just seems to me there are some weird people out there on this site. If you are not happy why try to pull someone else down to your level? Let the happy ones be happy. If you are jealous...move along. I have met a couple that are truly in love. Kerri helps me in ways of dealing with a bad relationship and Jay is just cool to talk to. If you talk to them for a minute you will feel the love around them. They share a special love for each other and the love radiates around them. We do have some things in common though. They met online while me and John met through a blind date. We had never met our man before. But through fate or whatever you want to say...we fell in love with some great caring guys. True love is out there folks! You just have to sit back and let it come to you naturally. Thanks for letting me rant today. Since I broke my leg I have a lot of time to sit and think. Thanks Kerri and Jay for letting me be your friends so I can witness your amazing love for
Re: Estulin: Elitists Consider Assassinating Ron Paul
RE: Estulin: Elitists Consider Assassinating Ron Paul ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Dec 2007, 21:44 Estulin: Elitists Consider Assassinating Ron Paul Best-selling author and Bilderberg sleuth Daniel Estulin says he has received information from sources inside the U.S. intelligence community which suggests that people from the highest levels of the U.S. government are considering an assassination attempt against Congressman Ron Paul because they are threatened by his burgeoning popularity.
How I Got My Name
How can I save you When I can't even save myself Oh, you want me A number of different ways Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. How can I save you When I can't even save myself Now you want your Own sick requiem Cry, don't you? Oh, you want to.. Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. How can I save you When I can't even save myself How can i save you When I can't even save myself Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chain
Newspaper Interview
I was just interviewed by the local paper about one of my nursing clubs that I started at a nearby high school. I hope that it will boost the membership with all the clubs across the area now.
Leaving For Awhile...thanks
The Book Signing
The Book Signing By Eric Ethan In a dream I had I want to share with you I published a book of poems and short stories of great feeling and wonderful writings by Eric Ethan The crowd was a long line in small town where they want me to Autograph the book I written I sign 30 books or more as they brought the books in by boxes as they read the writings of me. A lot of people ask me question who inspired you to write this book and they read who is the sherry bear, I said she is my special friend who got me back to writing again and I kept at it and got it published, they wanted me to read a excerpt from my book, I read the poem of the blessing event and their ears glue to my quiet voice as read on. After I was done no one said nothing I saw a few tears here and there. There was a wonderful round of applause for the great writing I have done. I went back to my autographs books and shook hands and was ask when the
Rage ~Tony Martinez I can feel it Under my skin Pumping through me Hard to control This deep seeded darkness Seeing red Leave now It wont be pretty When unleashed
Seahawks Vs. Panthers
Here is the video from the NFL.COM site about the game on Sunday.
3)secret Admirers
OK the last one for me that I no of! I have a few and know's shayla has a few BUT gonna say this:READ OUR FUCKING PROFILES! IT says married r u to dumb to read r wanna stir up sum shit? We will NOT drop everything WE have worked on over a year to throw it all away over someone new,only to start ALL over. The best thing I can say without cussing you out is fucking deal with with! WE are US WE are in LOVE with each other AND yes WE will be US real soon and be together as long as time will allow. You want me? MY answer is to god dam bad where were you over a year ago when I was single? I am on just about every site the net offers so IF u wanted this U shoulda looked harder. BUT the way I see it is U can fall over dead before I EVER leave MY TRUE love for anybody. as for her U all can KISS my ASS I got her now so fuck u.back the fuck off b4 this Hippie take a road trip cuz I can find out right where u Live with NP.great to have friends and ever better friends that build,program AN
Analytical Thinking.........
Desensitized.....the mind of an analytical thinker. Is it all in the manner of molding someone or something to suit us better on any given day? Are you a realest? or an idealest? Is the glass half full? Half empty? Does it really matter? Shadows dancing....cobwebs clouding. Swept aside like feelings...emotions, passions & digressions. Analyzed, densensitized, brutalized & demoralized yet searching still. One foot in front of the other yet following the footsteps of another. Seek & you shall find???? What?
Marine Corps Sniper
Marine Corps Sniper... A USMC sniper that was station in Iraq was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?" However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go." "Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?" "Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a Bitch!' I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"
Christmas Spanking
Christmas Spanking “author unknown”: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. The paddles were hung in the cupboard with care, In hopes that her bottom soon would be bare. The children were nestled at Grandma’s in bed, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And ma in her nightie, and I in my cap Had just settled down for a long discipline chat. When out of her mouth there arose such a clatter, I sat on the bed as she sassed “What’s the matter?” I pulled her up over my knee in a flash, Then pulled up her nightie, to bare her sweet ass. Her bottom, as white as the new-fallen snow Would soon have the luster of a healthy red glow. Then what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a large wooden paddle, to redden her rear! With long hard swings, both lively and quick, She knew in a moment it won’t be a picnic. In rapid succession the paddling came, I shouted, and called out h
I Got Elfed And Scrooged
This is hilarious! I used my pic and 3 random pics from the site... Hey, I just made a total elf of myself. Check it out by clicking the link below. This elfin' greeting brought to you by OfficeMax®. Check it out. I also just Scrooged myself. Have a look by clicking on the link below. This holiday greeting brought to you by OfficeMax®.
I Didn't Write This
"Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, give everything, and have no regrets. Life is too short to be anything but happy."
A Poem For You And Me
All alone, with noone to call my own I travel through the world with noone at my side Nobody is there for me to lean on Nobody is there to comfort me in my time of need Yes, there is noone, noone at all, and my heart yearns for someone There is nobody next to me, with miles around me of empty space All I desire is just one person to accompany me in the dreadful place
My Good Week...
My good week, I have been having a great week. I’m sure some of you have notched that I am a rockstar and a VIP, and early x-mas present from myself, along with a three day blast, yea me!! Now you might be asking yourself, what makes that a great week? Well that is not all there is, I meet someone this week, and things are going good so far. She works at the local Bid Lots and I have been going in there for awhile now just to see her, the first time I saw her and looked into her eyes, I felt something, you could feel the energy and her smile to is to die for. I have high hopes that this will go well, we have our first date next week, dinner and a movie. I am going to let her choose where we go and what we see, I know a little old fashion but that’s me. Wish me luck!
Friday Night
Tonight is our office Christmas party. We normally have it at a restaurant but this year it is at a country club. I have never liked going to the office Christmas party because an alien takes over my stepmother's body and she is usually evil to me the entire night. Every year! Last year I promised myself that I would never go to one again so to not put myself through that kind of torture. Oh, for those that don't know, I work for my Dad. But it kept getting closer and closer to the party date and I decided to that this year, she is not going to be evil to me. This year, she is going to be kind. I am not quite sure why she is so mean to me at these things? We have been getting along quite well over the last few months and I am hoping that tonight goes well. I will show up at this party with a smile on my face and a song in my heart and go up and hug her first thing! How can someone be mean to someone that does that? Thats what I thought! I just hope it doesn't run to
Tit For Tat
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well wh
R.i.p. 2 - Hip Hop & Urban MySpace Comments
So Tired!
well ladies and ladies hahahaha sorry i don't talk to any guys on here, but anyways, if your wondering why now? why and how am i losing my life, well folks it's simple, my injuries are starting to win, thoes who know me well enough know what injuries i have, and probably understand why i say i'm losing my life, but something happend the other night that made me really sad and realize just how bad things for me really are, me and my son were playing, and he wanted to wrestle with me, so i thought what the hel might as well try right? yeah bad idea, i picked him up to bodyslam him (don't worry i am very easy with him he's only 3!) and i got him up over my shoulder and went to drop him, when my back popped and my left leg went numb, and the pain started, thankfuy it only lasted an hour, but that was bad enough for me, so now i am reduced to a sad xcuse of a man, who can't even play with his son, just a shell of the "roman" god i once was, just know i care about you all, and you are all sp
Just Thinking Out Loud
Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is i
Your Name
Douglas -- [noun]:A reverse striptease 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at
Not Kisses For Me
Am i that ugly nobody will kiss me even under some mistletoe?
This is the recipe for the Cheesecake I made on Thanksgiving Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 4 hr 55 min Makes: 16 servings 20 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, crushed (about 2 cups) 3 Tbsp. butter, melted 4 pkg. (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. vanilla 1 cup Sour Cream 4 eggs 6 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted, cooled Preheat oven to 325°F. Line 13x9-inch baking pan with foil, with ends of foil extending over sides of pan. Mix cookie crumbs and butter; press firmly onto bottom of prepared pan. Bake 10 min. Beat cream cheese, sugar and vanilla in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add sour cream; mix well. Add eggs, one at a time, beating on low speed after each addition just until blended. Remove 1 cup of the batter; set aside. Stir melted chocolate into remaining batter in large bowl; pour over crust. Top with spoonfuls of the remaining 1 cup plain batt
Sex Against Sleep
Subject: Why is the sex better than a sleep? 1) The alarm clock does not interrupt sex. 2) The hair can go out of order but a picture of the pillow will not become for hour seasons to the cheek. 3) Your Partner not (hopefully …), it snores during the sex. 4) The sex spends more calories than sleeping. 5) Interest can also be taken in sex standing. 6) Interest can be taken in sex in conditions in which the sleeping would be outside fateful for example in the temperatures below zero if there is enough desire. 7) After the sex you usually smile. 8) The sex lasting an hour does more satisfied than 20 hour naps. 9) Too long a pace of the work less often causes delays. 10) Only the memory from the sex which has ended does not vanish in a quarter.
I've Been Kissed!! (again.. Lol)
I have been kissed again!! Stop by Heartistic Soul and send some kisses to someone... no one will know you sent them!! Heartistic Soul@ fubar
Dear Mr. Joyce
Thank you for pointing out the gender related error in one of my previous blogs. You are truly an inspiration to us all. Not only that, but you married Joyce...these reasons alone prevent me from killing you someone else should want you to perish.... jayjayjizm *fu-husband to Simply Wicked*@ fubar Who am I to stop them??
Look Here I'm Not Interested
i'm not interested anymore...i may have been once but not anymore...i have the one i love...sorry it isn't you....i am sick to death of the sexual inuendos....i am sick to death of all the sexual STOP IT! I AM NOT INTERESTED!....i am not going to cheat on him not now not ever so quit insinuating that i will with you!!!! IT WON'T FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!!!! and if anyone wants to delete me because of this be my know where the fucking delete button is!
2nd Entry
The trouble with asking questions is, Sometimes you get answers you don't wanna hear.
Christmas Special
Merry Christmas!
To All of my Nutty Friends Merry Christmas!
Happy New Year?
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and peo
See My New Albums And Comments!
see my new albums and comments! see :"all christmas around the world" and send comments about u!! U! party of christmas ok! kisses and hugas for all!
Careful What You Say
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. Honey, he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder....... It's 'Miracle Grow'."
Implant Due To Cancer
What is your opinion on a woman that looses one of her breasts to breast cancer and decides to have an implant put in because of the loss?
Ahhh Winter
So, the North Country is apparently expecting a huge storm. And my snow blower is buried in the back of my garage behind EVERYTHING I haven't unpacked yet. NOT GOOD. Anyway life is OK. I'm getting ready to go to Jersey for the Holidays to be with my family. Stay there for a week or so. It's Friday and I'm bored. So I figured I'd write. xoxo
Dragonmaster2008 Is 2095 Away...
From being a Baaaaaad Fu! Do your thing. Dragonmaster2008@ fubar
Wish You Where Here On Christmas
Wish you where here on Christmas By Eric Ethan I wish you where here on Christmas day to open presents with me and share that warm egg nog and sing Christmas carols with me Let’s go out in the woods and see the tree I decorate for you and share this coolest moment on this special holiday I lost a lot of people during the holiday every year I feel down when you are not here on this special Christmas day But I pray for you with angels looking over you to keep you healthy and your humor going strong and making people feel the joy of Christmas feel special again I have that juicy streak waiting for you with good baked potatoes with Christmas cheese cake with mints inside to make that Christmas special for you Angels are singing and the bells are ringing Let the Christmas bring you cheer and laughter inside MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and a GOOD NIGHT The End with a wink and a smile
Marriage V/s Die Vorces
If you been married twice, and both costed you out the ass. Would you do it a 3rd time??
Searching for inspiration Hearing the rain fall, And the rolls of thunder in the sky Your hand caressing my neck, Your thumb glides to my lips Your fingers hold my neck as I kiss your thumb Leaning down behind me, I feel your lips glide from shoulder to shoulder Leaning my head back for you We kiss so deep, so passionately I forget where I am or what I was doing Big strong comforting arms lift me from the chair Candles light the bedroom Portishead plays from the speakers Gently laying me on the bed Kissing my toes, my chins, my knees Kissing kissing kissing all the way up To my forehead and licking behind my ears Biting my lip I let out a soft moan And trace the muscles of your back Digging my nails every so slightly into your skin Your growl arousing me deep inside I bite your shoulder and wrap my legs tight around you Arching my back and you look into my eyes Your look asking for permission I reach up for another kiss as I thrust up Taking you into me,
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Everyone Needs To Read
Hello, I want to thank evryone for they're comments, but I think all of you need to know that I did do something about it. I called CSB and all they did was give him a polly test and he passed it. Any drinkered can pass a polly, plus I insisted that they take her to the hospital and they wouldn't do it. So I did. There are alot of poeple that has heard her nitemares, and CSB didn't care. I know a 2 yr old just doesn't come up to a person and say daddy put his pee pee here( points at butt). Now do they!!!! so that is the proof I have that he did something. All I wanted is to know if I should talk to her or not. I have made sure that she is in counseling before she started living with her so called father. She has a counselor now and things are starting to come out and hopefully it comes out about her dad. Thanks again
Survey Says.....
1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves? OMG…when people find out my last name I ALWAYS get YOUR MEXICAN??? It annoys the crap out of me. . . . IT’S PORTUGUESE!!! 2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings: We all have the same dad lol 3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever endured? When I gave birth to my boyz 4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit? I have a pretty high tolerance. . . its gets expensive, I guess I’d say a good time would be 5 drinks and 3 shots. lol 5. Do you fold your underwear? Yes, I do 6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper? him 7. Have you fired a gun before? no 8. Name someone you consider a genius: Albert Einstein 9. what was your favorite childhood toy? my Nintendo & Radio. It was THE BEST 10. Name a sound that disturbs you: nails on a chalkboard. . . Crying/whiny children. . .cotton 11. Name something random that you wo
Darkest Desires
In the late afternoon I take a stroll along one of the trails stopping to watch the geese swim across the lake before heading back and getting ready for my evening. Slipping into a short slinky dress and heels I go down to the solarium to have a drink before dinner and mingle with the other guests. I spend my evening laughing and dining with some guests that I knew from a previous stay here. I have a few after dinner drinks with them and share a couple of dances before saying my goodnights to them. Not quiet ready to go back to my room I stroll along the little indoor mall that the resort has. At this late hour the shops are all closed but that doesn’t stop me from looking at the window displays. One of the shops is a costume shop. In the first window they have on display a male and female mannequin dressed up as a witch and as Frankenstein. But what is in the next window makes me stop in my tracks. In this window is another pair of mannequins. The female dres
I'm Officially A Dj Now!
Hey ya'll, you've been here for me since I joined and now I would like a chance to show you what you are missing by not listening to me spin some tunes @ The Darkness Falls lounge. Please stop by and try us out. I DJ there Wed, Sat, and Sunday. I rock the joint from 4pm til 8pm. That's RIGHT! They let me control the tunes for 4 solid hours! Please stop by and show some love.
Christmas Tree
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Dreams? What is a dream? Dream is a though that we can have when we can sleep?What is a dream is it a thought that we can have. Is it a thoughtha we can have dearing the day? So can we say the dream, we have dearing the day is a daydream. We can have two kinds of dream. We can have a good dream or a nightmare. Which one will you have to day or to night? So which one will you have to night a good one or a bad one? I hope a good one!
Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, I have been a good Girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mary's Christmas party. It was Dustin who spiked the punch with too much Rum. I can't help it if I drank 149 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Cherry. I thought it was funny when I put Pam's Boxer's on my head and danced the The Robot on the Coffee Table while singing `In to the Night'. I didn't mean to break Mary's Big Screen Tv and don't know why Mary would sue me for Sexual Harassment. I don't remember calling Jason's wife a Moaning Cow---even though she looked like one with Orange eye shadow and Plum lipstick! And when I threw up on Tammy's husband's Thigh, it was only because I ate too much of that Cherries. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ford Focus through my neighbor's Kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Disturbing Fish and have me arrested for Human Trafficing!
Kiss Me
fast beating hearts induces thoughts of death. fears and panics entrapped in this head. gets dark and cold deep within this mind. thoughts race with the vision in place. imagining destruction. daydreams in a nightmare flight. palms sweaty, eyes closed. its got control!! cant move, cant run. there's no where out of this!! mental movie has begun. get the popcorn, it's gonna be a while. takin a trip through your mental case mind. reality..... miles away. hiding under the covers, thinkin deaths on the other side. trembles and shakes keep your ass in place! morbid visions of whats on the other side. demons, or even a blood soaked psycho comin to get ya!! real sounds intensify..increasing the heart race. visioning the sound maker as death comin closer. holy shit.... this is it... death is here to take ya!! induced courage causes contiplation of a peak. mental voices scream, craziness is all this is
Sgt. James Clayton Mouce....bring My Son Home!!!! If You Have A Heart Please Repost!!!!!!!!!!
Ridin' With The King--bb King And Eric Clapton
dream i watched the snow turn to ash and i stood as it encased me alone and unknowing of the purpose to this discord i stood and stared at the gray blanket sky that sat ominously overhead the drifting ash surrounding me while locked in my position a sudden urge came upon me one to fly one to flee one to say fuck it and abandon this cause i never asked to be a part of then the sky whispered to me in a calming tone no words just emotions the reassurance that this was no longer and choice of my own and i would see the end of it the end to which i have no knowledge war peace human existance? the ashes fell softly on the ground not melting away collecting quietly on the ground ---------------------------------------------- awake the screams began in my head then consumed the streets i sat alone and quiet seemingly unaffected by the swirling storm of misery
Sweet Lil Angel
How Blue Can You Get?????
Bad Dreams
Tattoos Fifty Percent Off This Coming Week Only
ask and you shall recieve private message me and i will give you the directions and phone number to contact my brother at tattoo you in mayfield pa and give you a special code for getting a dicount on your tattoo
Week One
My husband and I are 37 years old. This January we will be celbrating our 19th Annivesary. We have 2 children. Our daughter will be 9 on the 27th, and our son turned 4 in September. On Wednesday morning, at 1AM my husband fractured his Left Distal Fibula (ankle). It is the first broken bone he has ever had. Sure, there have been some illnesses, but nothing that has lasted longer than a week. The doctor says it will be 6 to 8 weeks before my hubby can walk without crutches. It's Saturday morning, now and I am tired. I have dark circles under my eyes, my skin is dry, and my hair seems a little limp. This injury has made me a single parent, and given me an extra person to take care of. I don't know how I am going to make it through this, but I know I can do it. Question is, will I do it with grace, or by the skin of my teeth? I am blessed with a "mother hen" instinct, but I have only been left to do everything myself a few times, and never longer than 5 days.
so i question why i see the world in eyes that seem to be far more open or understanding then most .. the again i just might be crazy .. but all great minds were once called crazy
Warrior Of The Wind
Warrior Of The Wind Across the sky as the night winds blow I hear your voice, great Warrior of long ago Oh, Mighty Warrior, my brother of the wind who stood proud with spirit unwilling to bend Who rode painted ponies over prairies and hills while I must ride gas-guzzling automobiles You rode the plains to galloping hoof beats while I'm confined to over crowded city streets Yet we are the same you and I... Our love of Mother Earth and Father sky From the time of our Mother's birth Indians have been keepers of the earth Our Sacred ground now covered in parking lots and our images used for team sport mascots... Great Warrior, your voice ever calls to me Giving my spirit strength and dignity... Oh Great Warrior who rides the wind how wonderful it must have been to have seen the splendor of your time You, whose warrior spirit touches mine One day I too will ride the wind Where the spirit has no end...
I Be Tsalagi
I Be Tsalagi This morning I looked in the mirror, I stared intensely at what I saw, Trying to figure out if it was My eyes, my nose or my jaw. Maybe it's my ears, I thought, or maybe it's my chin, I'm sure that I will figure out what is my "part' that is Indian. Maybe it's my arms or hands or some little internal gland, I sure hope I can soon find out what "part" is Indian. You see to some that means a lot to them it's a big deal, So maybe it's my knees or toes or maybe my left heel. But, you see, I don't understand what this "part" stuff means, Because in my heart I know just who and what I be. That from the top of my Tsalagi head, to the tip of my Tsalagi toes, With every beat of my Tsalagi heart Every fiber of me knows That it is not the "degree of blood" That makes me what I be. It is the spirit of Tsalagi that dwells within, you see. So with every breath I take I'm as sure as I can be that I BE TSALAGI!!
Bubba Beginning
Bubba was born on a cold and snowy Sunday night on the 13th of Feburary in 1977 he came into this world at 8:43 pm. And you now the saying eat shit and die well Bubba ate shit before he was born and was a sick little boy. They shipped him to a special neo natal clinic for premie babies he stayed there for 9 days then we brought him home. if i knew how he was going to turn out i would of left him there. thats all for now folks there will be another writing in a few days
Honolulu City Lights Frosty Family
Mr. & Mrs. Santa
Santa's Sleigh And His Helpers
Guard Change( Tomb Of The Unknown Soldiers)
Fallen Firefighters
Arlington (trace Adkins)memorial Video
Without You
Darkness seeps in, As I cling to our memory. My days have become dark, And happiness is no more. Without your love, I have began to wither away. Slowly becoming, The dirt I once was. The tears keep finding a way, To flow down my cheeks. As everything, Remind me of you. I have lost, What meant most to me. rather it was from fear, Or something else. What am I to do, Without you in my life. No more pride, No more shame. Feeling totally alone, And utterly confused.
What Kinda Alcohol Are You?
What alcohol are you??PATRONEYou are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!! How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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Hey All
hey all i'm the only surviving member of a party and since i have a space on fubar i decided to leave a blog... i don't really like having these sort of things cuase i like to live a real live other then a digital life but since i have nothing really to do i guess i will do this... got started cuz of a friend and i don't really know y i started this but i did anyway.... anyway like i said i'm a only surviving memeber of this party but it's kinda funny cuz i'm two years older then anyone else and i don't know anyone of my caliber not like i'm anything special... in fact I don't really stay up this late (three days none stop) but anyway drop me a line if you want but i wish that i knew some people of my own type.... not to really be racist or anything selective of any generality.... idk... i'm really drunk!
I'm Preggers Dear Fubar Friends and Family: Wanted to share some joyous news with all of you. Not many of you know this yet but I am pregnant and expecting my first child along with my boyfriend Mark so pretty soon we will be the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy whom we are planning to name Zachary Mark. We are very happy about this and I am glad to report that both baby and myself are doing very well so far. Had some rough patches at the beginning with morning sickness and ended up in the hospital for fourty days back in August/September because some well meaning but misinformed psychologist decided to panic and pull me off of my meds cold turkey so I decompensated until they figured out the best and least harmful medication to give me but I am doing very well now and feeling better every day. I am six months along now in my pregnancy and little Zachary is due on March 11th, 2008 or thereabouts. The little trooper is kicking away inside of me now. My little karate ki
Dating Issues
I wont ever understand men ever! I dont think we are to understand the opposite sex...keeps us guessing but anyway... Why the hell do you men lie? I know before you say it women lie to but I want to hear from the men as to why...If you dont think someone is pretty or isnt what you thought why bother in hurting that person by telling them that they are? Or the thing that really pisses me off is I will call you later and make plans then the phone dont ring,....ever from that person! I have had some issues lately with this kind of stuff makes me really pissed off. This is why I hate dating and being single. I am not a 6 ft blue eyed blonde who is stick thin. But if you are going to judge me on my looks then I dont need you anyway. Im not one to judge on looks...shit the men I have had that are handsome end up cheating anyway so no thanks!!! Why does dating have to be so damn hard???????????
Life Of A Poet
The life of a poet could be perceived in a dramatic movie, But is that the life I have when you take a look at me? I can share with you my thoughts, my dreams, and fears. I can let you know through these words what I have felt through the years. Open the doors for you to see what I have come to be. If you were to completely know who I am, the real me, You may be shocked to know I am far from a fantasy. A real life has been handed my way, Crisis, woes, marriage, and children at play. The emotions that are written on each of these pages for you, All of those feelings I have felt and been through. I do not write lies or assumptions, only the knowledge of my truth. For every letter that you read I have experienced since my youth. So, when you read these poems quietly and reflect, Remember that I wrote these words because every cause has it's effect.
I just wanted to say hi to all and thanks for the get well cards, soup etc. A bunch of us here caught this really bad flue or something and had me laid up for 9 days. I'm one of the lucky guys as I'm well enough to go back in for shift tonight. (good thing as we are really under short of people) The Army has blocked this site at work, so I'll catch up with all my friends when we lock down for a small x-mas break next week. Hope your shopping days are goig Thank care.....jc
This Christmas
As Christmas day approaches ever so fast, whilst we sit down and enjoy our Christmas Meal and tuck in to our Turkey, take a minute to remember those who because of not fault of their own cant be with their familes to enjoy the christmas festivities Military Personnel from all countries, those overseas and ones based at home Doctors and Nurses who give their time to save the lives of others Paramedics and Ambulance drivers Fire Fighters Policemen Ones we4 dont think about but doing important jobs like people who man the power stations to make sure we all have Heat and fuel at Christmas The Homeless who maybe becuase of no fault of their own are on the streets at Christmas. Those ill who spend Christmas in Hospital. Those who dont want to celebrate Christmas because they have lost someone close to them. But most of all remember the servicemen who cant be with us, that have given their live to make this place a better and safer place.
The Greatest Of These
Within all of the emotions that have been created and felt, Some would say the greatest is love that would make a heart melt. Others would disagree and say, The feeling of pride in watching your child at play. Although both of these feelings are overwhelming to feel, I would have to disagree and go with a stronger feeling that is real. Among all the emotions weak and strong, The strongest yet hardest to grab onto, I would have to argue and bring to you trust, greatest of all. See without having trust all other feelings would fall. Love is not love without trusting in who you are, Pride isn't pride without trusting in what you have done, So you see, with trust all these other emotions have only begun.
Affairs can be exhilarating, exciting, passionate and romantic. They can also - more commonly - be damaging, destructive, cruel, painful, time-wasting and demeaning. But what is an affair? Well, what it's not is a drunken fumble at the firm's Christmas party. It isn't a one-night stand either. Neither is it a romance between two people who are both free of other entanglements. An affair is a sexual relationship that lasts more than one night where at least one of the lovers is publicly committed to someone else. And, sadly, affairs inevitably hurt someone and frequently they hurt all the parties involved including children, if there are any. Some affairs of course end happily for the couple - let's face it, plenty of good second marriages began as illicit romances - but the vast majority of extra-marital liaisons don't end in a new marriage or relationship. In fact I estimate that at least 80 per cent end up unhappily and cause misery all round. So starting an affair is not a
Tonight By Eric Ethan Tonight let me am in the arms of angel tonight to chase these nightmares away To rid of my fear and feel happy again Not to be scared and feel the touch again I hate being scared a lot since my nightmares began Lift these chains from my heart and repair the missing cracks in my heart Please make it red again and not blue Make me feel the feelings of good thing and enjoy life again My heart is hurting with these chains bound on me There is that golden key to open that pad lock and let me be free again Get closer to me and whip the fears and tears away from me Hold me tight and let me cry on your shoulders and chase the hurt away forever Please dr my scars heal them each day with kindness and hugs Lay next to me and hold me tight and chase the bad things away tonight The END
If … The Biggest Little Word….
IF … The Biggest Little Word…. If the sunrise came after sunset, Life would come after death If the Oceans were air, We would be fish If our hearts were empty, Love could not exist If mountains were molehills, We would be giants If the universe could be held in a cup, We would be sardines If the sun was cold, We would be snowmen Why is such a little word so huge Not only is it so big, but it rules the world Like Napoleon conquering the world, If is the Jumbo shrimp If this than that, then the other would not be For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction unless IF never happened If never is truly unending, then why do things die If I hated you, I would not cry over losing you If my love for you never blossomed, then I would still be in the dark If we never met, there would be no we IF I could hate a word, that hate would be focused on IF For IF I didn’t love you I would not want you so bad For IF I lived closer to you, I could hold you every
So I'm sitting here one night removed from going out and partying getting ready to go Christmas shopping. I'm wondering where my life is taking me. It feels like I'm just along for the ride. Maybe it's the after effect of drinking last night that is making me all opened or maybe it's something else that I had opened up inside me last night from someone I met. Is this Christmas going to be the same as last year? Well I guess it won't exactly be like last year's Christmas. Last year I was living in a house with my soon to be ex-wife, her boyfriend and my kids. Now I've been officially divorced for a while now, my ex is getting married sometime in early 2009 or maybe late 2008 and I get to have my wonderful kids on Christmas Eve. I guess what I'm really wondering is if I'm going to find that certain someone to spend the holidays with or ring in the new year. Not meaning this year obviously but what about 2008? If 2007 was an indicator of things to come then 2008 has got to g
How To Treat A Lady
I don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every single guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. with girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mad. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them i
The Root Of Desire
Saturday, December 15, 2007 The root of desire Most of the things you think you desire are only shallow substitutes for what you truly would like to have. Learn to look past each immediate, superficial wish to uncover the real, profound and fulfilling desire beyond it. There's no sense spending your time, effort and resources in pursuit of things that are not even what you genuinely desire. Look instead at the root of each desire and put your energy into what you truly wish to bring about in your life. The things you crave may satisfy you momentarily, yet they cannot fulfill your deepest desires. By giving in to your cravings, you're actually pushing yourself further and further away from what you truly wish to have. Choose to raise your expectations. Instead of merely chasing pleasures that quickly fade, work on creating joys that do not end. Instead of diversions that just amuse you, create experiences that wholly fulfill you. There's no need to settle for substitut
Poem From Waheed December 15, 2007
When I first met you I had no chance I can't believe you let me love you When I see your smile I can't believe you're smiling at me When I see your eyes Looking into mine I feel home Nice and warm and no other Could feel any luckier It feels so good to know you're mine When I see you I can't believe I have you When you do what you do I fall in love all over again and no one will ever take your place Thank you Waheed I love you daddy ~~Spanky~~
Fulfilling Your Fantasy My Only Task.......
Pretending your My call-girl one night, You come around looking just right, To my front door in your spike-healed boots, I lift your skirt then say "wait here." On go the lights of the Christmas tree, Then back to unwrapping you. Cars driving by catch a stare, At me parting your thighs wide, You arch your back with a need to please. Down before you to my knees I drop, Tracing your edges with my tounge, Savoring your taste, with with every stroke. And on my mouth there forms a grin, Your sighs resumes, as I lick you within, Lips melting with sweet honey. Not one drop do I let go to waste. Whispering, "tell me what you need," No more time for play I plead, "I will do anything you ask, Fulfilling your fantasy my only task."
Weekend Time!
Wishing everyone a great weekend. Its snowing here..looks like I will be playing in the snow. I have to finally get started on Christmas shopping. I have gotten a few things..but not much stuff yet. Please take a second to pray for my neighbor. I was on here lastnight..and as I was getting off of the computer, I heard alot of noise outside. The squad was over at there house. Here I am in my sponge bob pjs..going over at 1230am to see whats going on. He woke up having problems breathing..and his wife was in pretty bad shape taking it all in. Its awful to have this stuff happen around Christmas.. I know. I lost my granny last yr..2 days after Christmas. It always seems to happen around this time of year. Anyways, all of you enjoy your weekend!
I Need/i Want
I have been doing some thinking. I know it is scary but that is what happens when it is cold and all you want to do is hid under the covers. I am through with Anthony it is that easy. I want to, or maybe need to, have some guy come along and give me what I want even if it is just for a little while. I know it is shocking to think that I might know what I want but I do and I have come up with what I need to know about the guy before I like him try to give me what I want. I need to know His first & last name His age That he is d & d free That he isn’t attached To be willing to get called/text and be free to make me happy Open for the idea of maybe ending up being boyfriend/girlfriend (maybe if things work out) What I want A guy to go down on me (I always try to return the favor) Is to be able to try girl on top Is to try different things, get taught different things A guy to be around to maybe even just go to a movie or go a get coffee and/or a few drinks Anthony
tis almost xmas i have new pics but im not posting em until im leveled up!
Weekly Update ...
Today being the 15th .. I decided to hop on the ol' scale and see what my tally is up to .. I started this whole new thing on the 6th .. ( All of this being the eating and the new meds .. ) .. and as of today . im down 23 pounds ..*Doin the happy dance* I havnt felt this good in years .. for as far back as i could remember ive always had this metalic taste in my mouth . Ewww was gross . since being on these meds i no longer have to deal with that . and im actually Sleeping ,,if i was lucky before id get oh maybe 3 hours of sleep .. now im getting a full 8 .. it makes a world of difference ..not only in how i feel but my attitude ... Welp im going to keep goin with this . and im starting my photo journal today .. ill probably post those pics in my Live Journal or .. ill just wait till my birthday and post a full pic of myself to show the difference from my last full pic before i had my hair cut short .. I hope all is good with everyone .. and youre all ready for Christmas
Deleting My Fubar Tuesday
I am deleting my Fubar on Tuesday. It will give me enough time to get my friens yahoo screen names or whatever to keep in touch.
2 Hours Left
Notice Me....
Notice me… I stand in a mass of people trying to get your attention. Many others are taller than me, they block your view. However, I am here! Notice me… I raise my hand to the heavens, hoping you will spot it. You do not, even though it is a hand full of care. I scream your name. You do not hear me. You see a hand in front of me. It is a more handsome one. You take that instead Notice me… When that hand is not strong enough, you begin to look once more. Hands raise I stretch my hand upwards, using the full strength of my heart. Blood racing, muscles straining. Still not enough. You pass me once more. I weep. Notice me… You are searching the crowd once more. The hand you chose earlier must have let you down. Hands raise. Mine does not. I am too tired to try anymore. I am not perfect, just another human being. I lower my head so that you can pass. Notice me… I wait for the crowd to lower their hands. I look up. Surprised, I find you
If Only
No More...
Don't fucking touch me Get out of my face You tell me I should learn to remain in my place What place is that exactly? To be seen and not heard? Who the fuck made the rules And said you get the last word? I, for one, am sick of your voice I'm sick of all your talking I'm leaving you here tonight Drowning you out as I start walking You fucked up, majorly this time You made the biggest mistake You think her pussy's better then mine? Maybe so but you'll miss mine Her "feelings" aren't real Her heart's made of stone She wants nothing more then your money Then afterwards just leave her alone But let me tell you So listen up When she uses and abuses you I won't give a fuck Cause once I leave Once I walk out the door My obligation to you's done My loyalty's no more Someday you'll realize Exactly what you lost Someday you'll realize It wasn't worth the cost But for now run your game Run your mouth and talk shit Cause this game's over I officia
Myths And Facts !!
Did you know? 72% of Americans agree Marijuana should be a choice, not a crime Each year $12 Billion of your tax money is spent to keep marijuana illegal. Over $40 Billion is spent each year by the government on the war on drugs. Over 10 million Americans have been arrested on marijuana charges since 1972. Marijuana offenders regularly serve longer sentences than those convicted of violent offenses. Left: Professional-looking and modern (for the time) 1970 government brochure telling drug users why they suck and parents what they should do. Below: An advertisement distributed by the Federal Bureau of Narcotics in 1935. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Highlights from the book Marijuana Myths, Marijuana Facts: A Review of the Scientific Evidence. By Drs. Lynn Zimmer and John Morgan. New York: The Lindesmith Center, 1997. Fact and Myth Myth: Marijuana's Harms Have Been Proved Scien
Count Down Till My Birthday
For My Rob...
beautiful weather envelopes life, Love... our kind treasures spilled across the room as the second hand catches up with us. we're chained to the moment, holding fast to breath, fading away in the dark hours. the white is falling, love... our dysfunctional beauty filling the air as we drink each other in. your touch grazes my face, and my reaction to your caress lights the dark with intense heat.
The Origin Of The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Origin of The Twelve Days of Christmas Someone emailed this to me, I thought it was interesting, so I'd like to share. Not sure how factual it is, but it seems to make sense to me. If it's wrong please let me know. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember. The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matt
1 Corinthians 13 Christmas-style
1 Corinthians 13 Christmas-Style ©By Sharon Jaynes If I decorate my house perfectly with lovely plaid bows, strands of twinkling lights, and shiny glass balls, but do not show love to my family - I'm just another decorator. If I slave away in the kitchen, baking dozens of Christmas cookies, preparing gourmet meals, and arranging a beautifully adorned table at mealtime, but do not show love to my family - I'm just another cook. If I work at the soup kitchen, carol in the nursing home, and give all that I have to charity, but do not show love to my family - It profits me nothing. If I trim the spruce with shimmering angels and crocheted snowflakes, attend a myriad of holiday parties, and sing in the choir's cantata but do not focus on Christ, I have missed the point. Love stops the cooking to hug the child. Love sets aside the decorating to kiss the husband. Love is kind, though harried and tired. Love doesn't envy another home that has coordinated Christmas ch
Love This!
Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year ( Please read carefully): 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or
Braced It is a slow death the death of soul, but assured- too subtle to see. List the listless near-misses here married to the seashore, sisters of death; go closer, they bite. If their webs carress you are chilled. Each strand soothes a single cell, and each loss in life encompassed is sane only when approached in the distance. Question, or they tell. I am desolate when you are passed; crouch in the shadow where I can see you. by Jason Paul Fox
i had a baby girl names Lakota Elizabeth Roberts on November29,2007 at 4.45pm and she weighed 7lbs 4.5 ounces and was 20inches long and she made such a diffrence in my life in the little time that she was here she went home to be with jesus on dec 8th 2007 i love her so very much and miss her do much but she will forever be in my heart i love you Lakota Elizabeth Roberts forever and always love mommy
Want Some Fubucks???
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Greatest Movie Ever!!
Princess Punkass Needs Ur Prayers..
her son shot hiself in front of her yesterday Hello, My name is kelsey i am a friend of lindas princess punkass. i would like for you to get a message to all her freinds on here. her son killed hiself yesterday. from what i got from her sister this is what ahppened. he left school early and went home she was out doing some shpping before going on a trip to texas she came home and she had gotten him a speciall gift for winning a football award. she took it to his room and he was there and he told her her loved everyone but could not take itanymore and her shot hiself in front of her. you and a couple of others on here like mikes hard lemonade and cowboy3759070 are the ones she talks to the most i know she is going through hell and has been sadated for several hours to keep her from loosing her mind if you could put a bulletin out about this to everyone i can show her people do care what she is going through
Going Through The Motions
hey guys just wanted to let everyone know i was alive but very sad and hurt right now. i will update everyone later
I Miss
i miss you it hurts to think of everything we went through i wish you could see my heart i hate that we are apart i cry for your touch i miss you so much you have changed into someone i dont know remember when you told me you wouldd never let go what happened between you and me i remember the nights we would lay there and look at each other the point is i miss you and i want to hold you i wish i could rewind time and make evwrything fine but theres no way of getting that back and now your just one thing in life will never be again i dont know why things are like this but i just wanted to tell you that its you that i really miss
You Will Laugh At This One
Anger Management Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying b
A Failure
A Failure (her) skewed thoughts rambled brain smoking drugs take away the pain (her) world is out of order she can clearly see that this isn't her life and was never meant to be (just) a small shake from her mothers head leads to her guilt and anger and a walk with the dead imagin you here cold and alone running out of luck and running away from home make it by yourself but fail the whole time as the ravenged, black heart cries as you walk that fine line dont you forget dont you lie this is the life you didnt choose to sit,wait, and die this is my pain i fear everyday to wake up and look... still alive... and i say, "why isn't this over?!" "why can't it be done?!" (looks to the sky screaming) "you've already won!" night falls on my lost and lonely heart waiting for the sunrise when it will all restart
This Is Me, Not You
just because im different doesnt mean i changed why are looks so important to you? now that you stare at me strang do i scare you? do i make you cring? with all the fire and pitchforks out you hunt me like a witch do you have less respect? do you want me to beg ? for your smile and approval and give you my arm and leg do i frighten your family? even the elder or two or do i make you jealous? because you could never be you dont harrasse me for my hair or my shoes or cloths because that only makes you look stupid and letting everyone know you cant live outside cant except people for them always worried about a facade and the square box you live in you dont have to accept it ... what is, me and my style but i dont give a fuck while giving you the finger with a smile
Please Pray
my cat is sick i am will be on soon i miss you all if i am not on 4 christmas have a good one
I Just Need To Wait And Listen Actively To Others.
You think it is a frog and I think it is a horse! i have to respect other's opinion..... you can see it clearly in the above picture I just need to wait and listen actively to others.
The Gift
1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING... But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION... Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. 3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you." 4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life. 5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT... A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day. 6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR... Every day, go out of your way to do something kind. 7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE... There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be sensitive to those time
Time Waits For No One
Ever wonder why people die the saying only the good die young true? This is the burning question of time and life. I hope for all that time stands still or that another life moves on in place of the lost one.....The world changes everyday and time seems to slip us by without kickin us in the ass untill time has past us by and it's yesterday....and tomorrow never comes.....................
My Wings
There she sits in the lowered lights, Looking as beautiful as ever. Smiling so brilliantly sending my heart out of sight, As my soul floats down a river. If I were an true Angel, I would trade my wings for her. Watching her move on the dance floor, Dancing with no cares on her mind. Makes me wish I could open the door, To join her to leave all my cares behind. If I were a true Angel, I would trade my wings for her. Seeing her hair move so softly, Just as the clouds slowly rolling by. Sends me soaring so freely, In my mind I begin to fly. If I were a true Angel, I would trade my wings for her. Seeing her move so wonderfully, Sends my mind wondering. Restlessly soaring through sensational sky so heavenly, It would make the lord almighty start to think. If I were a true Angel, I would trade my wings for her. I wouldn't mind trading in my wings, To share my heart and soul with her. As we shared a new pair of wings, So we could soar in the heavenly
My Newest Poem Written 12/15/2007 (looking For A Title Any Suggestions)
I want to wish you Happiness, Upon you, as you embark on a new journey. For the Lord and the angels in stow their bless, Into your heart, life and soul unconditionally. As your journey begins with uncertainty, The Lord, your partner and in your friends you can find strength. For you have the heart that has the capacity, Of Love, Understanding, Compassion, and Faith. To navigate through the uncertain world, We all live in and call home. With your love in your heart, your Family will be like a sword, Cutting through any evil, and hard time that may loom. What you have accepted into your life, Is worth more than all the worlds Gold, and Silver. For you will shape the Heart, Mind, Soul and Life, Of a Young, Innocent, Imaginative, and Curious Dreamer. By: Michael Citty 12/15/2007
Birthday Girl
My Dear Friend Selene is haven a Birthday next week !!! Her Lounge the Underworld will be haven a Party next friday keep a eye open for it! I want to ask all My firends who read this to go show Her some Love Please attack Her with rates coments Gifts add Her Just Love her up as only You can Thank You ~Ancient1~ Azkadellia/DJSeleneCorvenios@ fubar
Merry Christmas
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m"Wishing all my FUBAR friends a very Merry Christmas!!!! I would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year!!! Also let's keep in our thoughts and prayers all the service people that are away from their family and that they all return safe. Darren
Damn, Haters
vern1092@ fubar Rated my main picture a 2
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The ol d lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robo
Made For My Baby Lilmidnite
Leveling Luv
Hey everybody come by and show a little leveling luv he's real close so let's knock it out real quick!!!! ~DJPhilburg360~~ ~Co/Owner of Viper Pit Radio~Dirty South Crew~Founder Of Wakan- Tanka Clan~~@ fubar Have A Great Weekend!!
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive , it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss
For My Love Whome I Adore
oh my lovely queen, i see you at night walking alone, wanting nothing more then to rush by your side. i watch you pull your cigerete from you lips and dream about thier softness. i see you talking and walking at night, when no one is around. i wonder who your speaking to, whish and dreaming it will be me one day. i see you in the evenings, holding your kitty. shes adorable like you, when she sits in your windows watching the cars. i often wonder if she is watching me too. oh my bella mia, i will one day speak to you. i will hold you in my arms, and tell you how i feel. the way you walk, it drives me insane with a firey passion. i can not help but love you. you ar perfect.
hey guys im havin sum trust issues with ppl right now im sry for the trouble... i hope it doesnt riun the friendships i have made on here.. i love u all muah just bare with me ok...
Thank You.
I just want to say thank you to everyone that helped me on my contest. I got the 10000 comments. :D All of you are Awesome. Thank you once again. :D
50 Questions
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn~ 50 things about your friends and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like bleu cheese? Not particularly 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Smoked? No 3. Do you own a gun? There are laws against it 4. Your favorite song of all time? Sweet Child O’ Mine 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Should I? 6. What do you think of hot dogs? I don’t 7. Favorite Christmas song? I despise Christmas 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I prefer not to be awake in the morning 9. Can you do push ups? Can and do are two completely different things 10. Name 3 things you’ll do this weekend Probably not a damn thing honestly 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Don’t like jewelry 12. Favorite hobby? Masturbation 13. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex? I’m guessing since I am and have been single forever now this does not apply to me 14. Do you hav
Chocolate Bunnys Train
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... Chocolate Bunny Owner of Bunnybunz's Lounge FU-Wifey to Sleepless & Pooh Bear@ fubar 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar
Don't Miss My On Air Debut Tonight In Bada Bing From 9-1 Eastern! Come Jam With Me!!
Check out the newest DJ at hottest lounge on FUBAR... BADA BING! Jam with me, DJ Bounty in my ON AIR DEBUT show TONIGHT!! I am ROCKIN OUT tonight from 9pm - 1am eastern time in BADA BING, the lounge with an Italian Kick. Playing Awesome Tunes... Jammin with great people! GET YOUR ASS THERE and see what your MISSING!!! COME Kick it with BOUNTY in my FIRST SHOW! CLICK the PIC and SHOW me SOME MAD BADA BING LOVE!!! **Start the party with DJ Earthwalker .... Rockin the house till 9! Bada Bing is the place to be TONIGHT! CLICK Any Pic .. Its an OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!
Wanna Own Me??
As we come on the stretch home to the end of 2007, and the beginning of 2008, and the near of Christmas we need to take the time to reflect. JNot reflecting upon about what happend this past year but to reflect upon more important things. I know some dont beleive in the true meaning of Christmas, but at the same time we need to be thankful for what we have and not what we dont have. There are people not only in other countries but in our own country that are without. My wish for Christmas is that we all can get along for at least 1 day and thoes around the world who wont have a Christmas will have one Christmas. This year I am very thankfor for my freinds and fsamily. I love you all. Have a Great Christmas and a Happy New Years All. God Bless
Hidden U.s. Deaths Of Gulf Wars
Hidden U.S. Deaths Of Gulf Wars Since Gulf War 1 - 73,846 US Dead, 1,620,906 Disabled By Peter Marshall E. Boomhower 12/13/07 "ICH" -- -- The US department of veteran affairs has issued an official report (See report in full) that confirms 73,000 U.S. troops killed and 1.6 million "disabled" by Persian Gulf wars. 73,846 U.S. Troops Dead (Page 6) and 1,620,906 permanently disabled ( Page 7) George Walker Bush has presided over the worst defeat of the United States Military since Vietnam and has deliberately skewed reporting of the deaths and injuries to conceal the facts. The Department of Veteran's Affairs, in conjunction with the Joint Chiefs of Staff, has released the truth because they need the American People to know our military is literally, destroyed. They cannot release these horrific numbers via the chain of command because they are under orders to conceal the truth at all costs, so they let slip a report which now cannot be "un-slipped." Here are the fact
Show Ur Support & Prayers For Darfur
Since early 2003, Sudanese government soldiers and their proxy militia, known as the Janjaweed, have fought rebel groups in the western region of Darfur. Initially, the government strategy largely involved systematic assaults against civilians from the same ethnic groups as the rebel forces. The targeted victims have been mostly from the Fur, Zaghawa, and Masaalit ethnic groups. Hundreds of thousands of civilians have died from violence, disease, and starvation, and thousands of women have been raped. More than 2.5 million civilians have been driven from their homes, their villages torched and property stolen. Thousands of villages have been systematically destroyed and more than 230,000 people have fled to neighboring Chad. But most of those displaced are trapped inside Darfur. Although large-scale government attacks against civilians have declined since 2005, millions remain at risk. Most of the displaced are not returning home for fear that their villages will be attacked again.
Sick To Death
I am sick to fucking death of dating guys who are immature assholes. I am very up front about the fact that i have a son...ok single if you are going to date me and be my boyfriend and be in a relationship with me you have to see me not just when he goes to his dad's house every other weekend but you have to involve him as well...the every other weekend drunk fest and booty call is good fun and all but give me a fucking break, i paint a picture very thoroughly i give explicit guidelines on what i want, i dont want to be a convenience, if you are going to be with me then be with me not just when you feel like it or when my son isnt in the way of you getting a piece of ass and believe me for those of you who are married you know you can still get some after the kids are asleep...but damn it i am about annoyed at boys that cant handle the truth...i give opportunity after opportunity to redeem yourself and yet you still come out smelling like a douche bag...wait to go bonehe
December 15, 2007
I fucking love the new album. It tickles my fancy. Fake it :: Seether Whose to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world You lose your self-esteem along the way Good god, you're coming up with reasons Good god, you're dragging it out Good god, it's the changing of the seasons I feel so raped, so follow me down Fake it if your out of direction Fake it if you don't belong Fake it if you feel like infection Whoa, your such a fucking hypocrite You should know that the lies won't hide your flaws No sense in hiding all of yours You gave up on your dreams along the way Good god, you're coming up with reasons Good god, you're dragging it out Good god, it's the changing of the seasons I feel so raped, so follow me down and just... Fake it if your out of direction Fake it if you don't belong Fake it if you feel like infection Whoa, your such a fucking hypocrite I can fake with the best of anyone I can fake with the best of them
Wal-mart Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE
Well, it's time to take the giant leap. Jason (DaMunchMan) and I are looking to get a Fu-Wedding. We just need to pick a pastor and do it. Anyone who would like to attend, let me know, and I'll keep you updated with times and dates, etc.
Work Vacation
I'm leaving Monday to go to our Oklahoma City office for five days. I'm so excited!! I love my children more than life itself, but I can't help being happy about a break from life. Yes it's technically a work thing but my birthday is Wednesday and I have a feeling there will be plenty of play to go along with the work. I'll be back on Friday hopefully with lots of pics. If I don't talk to any of you before Monday have a great week. Especially on the 19th, I'll be 31!!
Give Me Your Number
Name: Number: Best time to call: text messaging (yes or no) phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] Repost as: Give me your #
Chritmas Blues
To whomever enters this blog>>> Right now my take on Christmas sucks it is a Bad time of the year i wish it would Hurry up and go away.
Just want to say thanks to all the people who joined the contest and to all who have voted and left comments on their favorite contestant so far. Have fun and good luck!
Need Help
i need to know if anyone of you on my friends list has went on myspace and developed a profile and are harrassing anyone on there. Even if you think you were doing me a favor. I really need to know. My soon to be ex doesn't believe that it is not me so i need help proving it wasn't me. so please come foward no one will be mad if you step up and admit it now.
The Day After Christmas ..
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the crèche when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got Him at church." "And why did you take Him?" The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it." MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
There For You - By Flyleaf
THIS IS ONE OF THE SONGS THAT I JUST CANT STOP LISTENIN TO RIGHT NOW, IT HITS HOME IN SO MANY WAYS FOR SO MANY REASONS "There For You" Sometimes I'm a selfish fake You're always a true friend I don't deserve you 'Cause I'm not there for you Please forgive me again I wanna be there for you Someone you can come to Runs deeper than my bones I wanna be there for you I wanna be there for you Swirling shades of blue Slow dancing in your eyes Sun kisses the earth And I hush my urge to cry I wanna be there for you Someone you can come to Runs deeper than my bones I wanna be there for you I wanna be there for you 'Cause I hear the whispered words In your masterpiece beautiful You speak the unspeakable through I love you too I wanna be there for you Someone you can come to I wanna be there for you And be someone you can come to The love runs deeper than my bones I wanna be there for you
If You Can't Read It Don't Ask
Sono realmente un poco sorprendo circa come la gente raggiunge tutto il livello basso di tempo. È trendy da trovarsi più? Può chiunque giusto mantenerlo reale? Sickens me e mi domando perchè provo affatto. Così vada sulla menzogne di conservazione. Iete danneggiandosi che c'è ne di voi lo danneggeranno mai.
Shout Box
Hey, if anyone tried to shoutbox me in the last 30-45 minutes,I didn't get any of the shoutbox messages because ShaneHumphreys was playing f*ck around with my Shoutbox while I stepped away...Please SB me back if you did...
In The Shower
I step in and I turn the water on I feel the water running down my skin I am thinking of you again I close my eyes and I can feel you there Running your fingers through my long hair I think about you and fantasize I love to see that look in your eyes The one that turns me on and makes me shiver I think about you grabbing me and making my whole body quiver Its been so long since I felt your touch God, how I miss you so much I run my hands down my skin Thinking about feeling you again I touch my body as the water runs down over me I start to play and think of what could be How you would feel inside of me The feeling is overwhelming and I start to moan I finish up and start to cry realizing I am still alone
Water Supply
Harry looked around to see if anyone was looking, and said out loud to himself, "Good, the coast is clear," and then quickly from under his coat he produced a half liter bottle filled with a colorless that appeared to be water, but in reality was a powerful sexual stimulant!!! What Harry did next, was to lift the cover on the water filtration plant's inlet injector, and dump the entire contents of the bottle inside!!! He watched for a few seconds, replaced the cover, and calmly went back to his job of quality control foreman at the Smallville water plant!!! He figured that it would take about twenty four hours for the town to be saturated with his aphrodisiac, he could hardly wait!!! The next day, Harry sat down in the cafeteria, and watched with interest as his fellow employees ate their lunches. He noticed that at least two or three women had taken water from faucet over the sink and mumbled to himself, "Jesus, Marilyn just took a drink of water!!!" The reason for his excitement w
Erotic Extacy
The touch of a hand around my waist Looking up at your body knowing I wanna taste Feeling and smelling your soft skin Wanting to be wrapped up within Kissing your soft lips Feeling your fingertips on my curvatious hips Caught up in a feeling of fantasy and lust Being like this is a must Caressing me with your hands and toungue Leaving me to admit I'm totally sprung Longing to be making love to the one I desire Every thought of you makes me float higher Feeling you from within My finger nails gripping your skin Heavy breathing and soft moaning Wanting things to last til morning
Turn Off The Lights
You and I in the room so dark Hold me tight all nite lights off Kiss me everywhere I can never dream boy It's like heaven, heaven Hit the switch to the lights tonight make it right like a first class flight We igniting like smoking a pipe turn it up like we rockin the mic You get me hyper feel horny and trife so polite you might make me your wife I ain't right the way I'm livin my life see how I am when you turn off the lights
Desiring You
In my mind I see your face I long to feel your sweet embrace Holding me so very tight I dream about you day and night The passion burns so very strong But it has been so very long My body still burns for you And there is nothing I can do So I lock my lust away Hoping there will come a day When we will meet again Then I can release what is within
With Friends Now A Days Who Needs Ememies
So who this day needs eemies these days when your friends are the ones to basically F**K You over. Make plans and get everything set only for them to give you some BS story. Whats the point of living in the big city when your friends even don't care enough. Is there such a thing as a true friend who would do anything for you and expect nothing in return. Is it that almost everyone now a days is just out for them seleves. Whatever happened to wholesome friends and family where you got along and did things out of the kindness of your own heart. FAKE FRIENDS SUCK MONKEY BUTT
A Different Christmas Poem
PLESASE Remember our Soldiers!!!! PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his fa
Crater On Molokai
To My Friends
To all my friends in Fubar land: It's almost Christmas time again And this is my Christmas card to you The ones I call my chosen few I know I don't say hi all the time But you are all very dear friends of mine And at this special time of year When family and friends are drawn near I'd like to take a moment or two To show you what I think of you I came to Fubar for the friends and game Soon I started to collect a few names Respect for each other is always a given A reminder to all how we should be living To my Fubar friends far and near My prayers go out to you this year May you all be safe at Christmas time And I'll see you soon in the bar on-line Merry Christmas to you all my friends
I Dont Understand
Ok I don't understand guys i guess its a mars venus thing. I don't understand how someone can tell you that they love you more than anything and want to be the one that takes care of you and helps all your dreams come true and then all they do is hurt you left and right. I don't know why people always try to have someone that tells them things that they think people want to hear and not the damn truth. I am so tired of being hurt,used and everything else in the book. I have to think about everything i say to everyone so that i don't lead someone on or i don't hurt there feelings and that sucks. But people don't stop and think about what it means to hurt me..... WHY I try so hard to never hurt someone but it seems that all i get is people useing me and hurting me.... So when does it stop. When does the hurt and the pain go away.....
surf up
Ive noticed the longer i stay single and without a serious partner in my life...the easier it becomes to be alone, without the need for one....hmmm maybe i found the key to being truly happy ...maybe.
My Sexy Acronym
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3d Animated Sex Funny Video
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Wild Thing
there's an uncomfortable silence between two lover's eyes when one knows something the other denies --- and maybe it's more than just love or that letter or words unsaid that are keeping them together i sit and watch them walk in the garden waiting for one word that maybe he'll pardon the letter's in my hand with blood on the page and i'm still unoticed while she's smelling the sage he leans over and whispers into her ear "you know the truth. i'll always love you, dear." she smiles and laughs as she falls for the lie yet i'm still here waitng for the cold night sky the letter was for me! and the love was mine! but he flew away from me like a second in time... and, oh, the pain! that i felt deep down inside with the letter in hand and their death on my mind the knife in my hand the letter of demise and a quiet nervous sigh as the moon did arise she looks over her shoulder ah! the look in her eyes as the blade did twinkle in the twi
Striptease Dance
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You look to the sky, I watch you, You wonder why I watch you, You feel my stare of wonder, And look at me, I break my look, And know... ...One day I'll stop your pain, Dry your tears, Fight your fears, I'll protect you, No longer only watching, But helping, You'll know me, Be proud to know me, Be proud to be watched, You'll come to realise , That I'm your gaurdian angel.
Chapter 1
So I decided to take the Friends Photo Album off my page because I figured my friends may not have wanted their pics online for everyone to see. I did keep one pic up, but I moved that to my Word Album. It's of a very spiffy fellow who keeps a bounce in my step and a smile on my face. :D
You Know You From Long Island When...
You know you're a Long Islander because… 1. You feel like you know Howard Stern. 2. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there. 3. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't. 4. You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition. 5. You've been to Jones Beach Field 4 on a June weekend afternoon. 6. You've been to the Tanger Outlets and came home with nothing to show for it. 7. You're still waiting for a bridge to Connecticut. 8. You've tried to use your father's monthly ticket to ride the LIRR, it worked. 9. You'd pay $8.50 for a movie. 10. You've never really fully evaluated the meaning of the name Hicksville. 11. You know where the Commack Motor Inn is but you "have never been ther". 12. You've never been to Times Square on New Year's Eve. 13. You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house. 14. No, you don't want mustard on that bur
How Did I Get So ;ucky?
i had all but given up on being happy. till almost 2 months ago. then she came into my life. her name is christina and she made me realize that yes there are good women out there. every day i get to spend with her is a blessing and i couldn't ask for anything more. so how did i get so lucky?
Friend And Teamember Needs Help!
my friend and team member needs your rates and comments! click pic!
Whatever annoyances you face today, I hope they can be resolved this easily...
Chapter 2
A little more serious and a hell of a lot more painful. . . Yesterday was December 15th. I didn't notice that until a few minutes ago. It's funny that everyone is so excited about Christmas and all I feel towards the damn holiday is anger. If I hadn't been sick last Christmas, I would have been there for their last one. Papa and Gramma were both in such great health then. How was I supposed to know that God would take them away from me? Papa was diagnosed with Thyroid Cancer in April, two days after my birthday. We were hopeful at first, but our prayers crashed around us when his cancer started spreading faster than anyone of us could have anticipated. Within no time, the cancer had spread to his lungs, stomach, liver and then finally his pancreas. Shortly after, he died. Three months and three days after his diagnosis, he was gone. He passed away on July 15th. In our hearts, we always knew that if one of them should die, the other would follow soon afterwards. They were ve
Please Proofread Your Children's Homework...
or it could leave you with your jaw dropped one night! :P
Thought For The Day...
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, Piss on it and walk away.
Get With The In Crowd
Ya'll Need To Get Into ~=~Club Tropics~=~ Right Now.. Shit Is Bumpin.
Darling, I know that we've been chatting for a while now. On the phone and in shoutbox. I feel horrible that I have to tell you this because I feel like we've had some good times. Laughing about how you need viagra and how you'd hit on the nurses at the Old Folks Home. I think that I need to give you a dose of reality though. You're old Old men are yucky. You're like one of these guys
I Cant Fucking Believe It
Today sucked want to know why today sucked? My own brother STOLE from me today. And i dont mean he took someinth small and pathetic he broke into a locked area took things belonging to me and my girl! I cant fucking believe he stole from me after everything i did for that little snot nosed bratt. 144 dollars worth of stuff GONE. And you know i keep everything in pretty good order around my place and so i know where i put shit and where i put certin things they are no longer there so i know he stole them. Plus he BUSTED the lock into my cabnet to get the other things he wanted. I cant believe my own brother could do this to me after everything i have done for him and his puke faced friends! I could kill this kid literally! I cant believe he did this to me and my girl. And due to her being so upset instead of her staying the night like she was suppose to she had me take her home she was so upset! I cant fucking believe he did this to me i cant believe it at all. Im so fuck
Select A Candidate
Love, Lust Or Marriage?
LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST: When your vibes meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE: When your glares meet across a crowded room LOVE: When your partner sez "Let's make love" LUST: When your partner sez "Let's screw" MARRIAGE: When your partner sez "You want me to do what?" LOVE: When Spring fills your heart anew LUST: When Spring means you can do it outside MARRIAGE: When Spring means yard work LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have LUST: When you argue who gets on top MARRIAGE: When you argue about everything LOVE: When you share everything LUST: When you want everything MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything LOVE: Mutual Climaxes LUST: Multiple Climaxes MARRIAGE: Climaxes??? LOVE: When you phone just to say, "Hi" LUST: When you phone to pick a hotel room MARRIAGE: When you phone to finish an argument LOVE: When you write poems LUST: When you write porn notes MARRIAGE: When you write checks LOVE: Consider abs
Player For Band Songs
does ne1 know where i get 1?
Dj Brae
The Big Dipper
I saw the Big Dipper tonight for the first time ever since I moved to California. It was absolutely...awesome... I never see stars here...never..before tonight, I could see some stars, but when I couldn't locate the Big Dipper I got a little side tracked.... Some friends helped me locate some other constellations and from there, I found it. YaY. Happiness really WooT.
Plz If U Can Pray For My Friend In Hospital I Wud Appreciate It Very Much.
I don't write these much or very often. I just had a co-worker lose her 22 yr old son this past week and spent yesterday at the wake and today at the funeral. Was tragic. Then to find out later tonight one of my best friends is in a hospital unconscious. Could u Please do me a huge favor if you read this. Could you please pray for her for peace in her heart. Thank you very much. Dominique
The Sex Dr
>>> > A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their>>> > 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor>>> > asks,>>> > "What can I do for you?">>> >>>> > Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual>>> > intercourse?">>> >>>> > The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so >amazed that such an>>>elderly couple is asking for >sexual advice that he agrees. When the>>>couple>>> >finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely >nothing wrong with the>>>way you have intercourse.">>> >>>> > He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck,>>> > charges them $50 and says goodbye.>>> >>>> > The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist>>> > to>>>watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agree s.>>> >>>> > This happens several weeks in a row. The couple>>> >makes an appointment, has intercourse with no >problems, pays the>>>doctor, then leaves. Finally, after >five or six weeks of this routine,>>>the doctor says, >"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just w
Y This Always Happen To Me?
Why is it that a good girl like me comes around, once in a lifetime, and everytime just because I ain't ugly or whatever the guys think that I'm like other females. I'M NOT!!!! So damn stop acting like I am just like them other girls that like to play with people's emotions. I am about ready to give up on relationships period and just be single because every single time, I fall for some stupid bullshit some silly nigga pulls and likewise I get hurt. So can someone tell me why in the hell someone always has to hurt someone like me? I mean yeah, I can be a bitch at times if you cross me the wrong way, but damn. A bitch got feelings too! I honest to God don't know if I can go through getting hurt by another guy anymore.
Do U Want Me?
Please Show Some Love.
*BÌG* ÇÖ-ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ £ÖÚÑGÈ~ Ñ RÄÐÌÖ@ fubar To all friends,fans and family,You all know BIG he is a very special person to me and to too many of you on this site,he is so sad N in too much pain cause of the loss of his father to Cancer,so please go show him some love N sympathy also keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers. BIG wanted to share this prayer for his father with all of you. GOOD BYE FATHER God saw you getting tired and a cure was not to be so he put his arms around you and whispered, " come to me " with tearful eyes we watched you and saw you pass away although we love you dearly we could not make you stay a golden heart stopped beating hard working hands laid to rest god broke our hearts to prove to us he only takes the best !
Happy Holidays From My Home To Yours
Another Random Thought..
I've come to realize that I find myself living the most interesting of dilemmas... If I were to pick an element to best symbolize myself and my life... Water would represent my life. At times calm, at times turbulent but for the most part it is completely consistant. Filled with it's ups and it's downs, it at some point takes on the aspects of every body of water there is. Sometimes it feels as if it is falling down around me.. like rain. Other times it just flows so smoothly like a river or a creek. Sometimes it feels as if it's crashing chaotically... like a waterfall. And yet it always has so much going on it, filled with so much life, both good things and bad... taking up everything.. or almost everything. Like the ocean. I guess this is where the dillema comes in, because me? I'm represented by fire. Always burning, filled with such incredible heat that only the most foolhardy and daring dare to try to touch. There are few that are able to hold on but never too long. Now tell me..
***** I Dont Wanna Live Without Your Love ******
this song has deep meaning to me with my sweetheart James. Hunny this song says it all
Don't Underestimate The Older Generation
Don't underestimate the older generation I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I Know Who I Am
THE BELL I KNOW WHO I AM I am God's child (John 1:12) I am Christ's friend (John 15:15 ) I am united with the Lord(1 Cor. 6:17 ) I am bought with a price(1 Cor. 6:19-20) I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1) I am a personal witness of Christ. (Acts 1:8) I am the salt & light of the earth ( Matt.5:13-14) I am a member of the body of Christ(1 Cor 12:27) I am free forever from condemnation ( Rom. 8: 1-2) I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant ( Phil.3:20) I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31 -34) I am a minister of reconciliation for God(2 Cor.5:17-21) I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18) I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realms (Eph. 2:6) I cannot be separated from the love of God( Rom.8:35-39) I am established, anointed, sealed by Go (2 Cor.1:21-22) I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8: 28) I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit (John 15:16 ) I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Eph.
Iron Maiden - Former Guitarist Dennis Stratton Appears At Second Annual Eddie's National Convention; Photos Posted
IRON MAIDEN fan site has issued the following, courtesy of Eddie's Italian Fanzine: "Last weekend Italy saw a truly memorable event: the second annual "Eddie's National Convention" of Maiden fans and of Eddie's, the Italian fanzine dedicated to Iron Maiden. Special guest on the 2 nights was the marvellous Dennis Stratton (former Maiden guitarist), who really put a flame to the 1,300 fans who came to Milan and Prato. TRICK OR TREAT, TONY LIOTTA and THE CLAIRVOYANTS served Mr Stratton a red hot audience, which exploded on the notes of the unforgettable tracks of Iron Maiden, played by Dennis and his friend Mike De Jager, with The Clairvoyants. Two incredible nights, a great artist, a number of talented musicians and mad Maiden and Rock fans. See photos at and look for more in the next issue of Eddie's."
Come a little bit closer And hear what I've got to say Burning words of anger Of hate and desperation. What if I break the silence What if I forgive the past ? I know it might sound funny To tell you what I felt I mean I really loved you It's a shame - my fault - I know But why - but why Why are you so stupid ? But why - but why Why are you so stupid ? Fuck you and your killing lies I hate your pissing attitude Why did you have to go so low Trueler - Copycat What if I break the silence What if I forgive the past ? Sucking like a vampire The blood of all your friends But sorry, my blood was poisoned Now burn in hell You killed the love You killed the trust What if I break the silence What if i forgive the past?
Expectations Can Cover Up Who We Really Are.
Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. --Madeleine L'Engle Sometimes we expect far too much of the people around us, and because no one can ever live up to those expectations, we are almost always disappointed. But wouldn't it be better if we just let go, and let people be who they are? Then we'd be able to see them as they are - with all their beauty and goodness in which we take joy, and with all their faults, which we can also see in ourselves. When we have put someone up on a pedestal, sculpturing them to fit our needs and desires by smoothing out the rough edges and creating new curves here and there, we cannot see the real person underneath our work. All we see is the illusion we have created. That is denying the person's real identity and is disrespectful. It's much better for our friends and for ourselves if we drop our expectations and illusions, and accept them all just the way they are. What unfair expectations do I h
Losing My Soul
Originally posted in Myspace on Thursday, May 03, 2007: When I Began to Lose My Soul... Be forewarned: Parts of the following narrative are extremely explicit. This is the part in the forest where a sign warns Red Riding Hood, "Last Chance to Turn Back!" IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT SEX, STOP! First of all, I did not set out to write a porn novel here but parts of this might be misconstrued as such or as being extremely sensationalistic on my part. All I can say is that I am not going to gloss over the details. My aim was not to appeal to the prurient natures of my audience but rather to attempt to capture the sensation of Christy's and my first time making love. Not because I want to entice. Not because I want to titillate (although by its very nature a description such as this invites this type of reaction). But because I want to remember and never forget. I am not trying to set forth any judgment that what I did was wrong or right. History has judged that. It just was
What R U
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety b
Wanna Own Me
I Can Be Yours... For A Month,,,
Okay, here is the deal. I am sure by now most fo you have saw that there is a auction going on with in FuBar. Well, I just so happen to be in it. I can say I was talked into it. No, I wasn't forced. but damn close. lol j/k. Anyway.. I could use your help here. And you would get to know me better then anyone else on Fubar. All you have to do is click here and bid on me. If you win. I am sure we will have a great time and have some laughs along the way.. If you lose. I will still be tickled that you tried to help me out.
This Was Written By George Carlin..... All So True
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We'v
Jesus Take The Wheel
Hitting 40
as i approach turning 40 tomorrow, ive found my self reflecting alot on my first 20 years and look forward to starting a new chapter in my life i have no regrets as everything that happens in life is just a building block of who we are, but i do find that i have many treasures, a wonderful wife, a beautiful family and many freinds it takes awhile, but family and freinds are the greatest gifts a person can have, so ive come to cherish them deeply, though i am turning fourty and some say its the peek of a persons life and we are on the other side of the hill now, i believe its the time to savor all that we have and to enjoy life to its fullest the good thing is im halfway through to retirement only 25 more years left,,laughs randy
well its been a rough week.First Monday my son got pinkeye and was out of work and school for 2 days trying to keep him from passing it to the rest of the family. Then Tuesday night at work I fell in some oil , landed on my right knee and messed it up and ended up getting about 4 hrs sleep 2 days in a row for physical therapy, doctors, lab, and pharmacies trips. Light duty and still working 12 hr shifts. Then Friday night the kids go to their dads perfectly healthy, and by morning he was taking her to the clinic with stomach pains. He didn't reach me until 1 pm Saturday. By then she was being rushed to emergency surgery to have her appendix removed. Im only home to pick her up some things.Ive been staying with her all night last night and probably tonight too. she came out of surgery ok but shes in a LOT of pain. Just thought id give a heads up for why im online but not REALLY online. much love, stressed out lol Tina
Tour Dates:
Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy Carnival Ride Tour" with Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood January 2008 31 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena February 2008 1 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena 16 - Roanoke, VA - Roanoke Civic Center March 2008 7 - Omaha, NE - Qwest Center 11 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion
You Can't Break Whats Already Broken
Hail To The King Baby (evil Dead 4 Kind Of)
i heard about a year ago that there was making a evil dead 4 but the news was wrong in fact there making a kind of spoof of evil dead with bruce campbell playing himself battleing demons the films called My name is bruce dont know when it comes out but the trailer looks GROOVY :)
Hmmmm Changes
Been away for a week and see that either there has been a change or there is a bug. What is with seeing what your friends are doing? I don't really care to see what they are doing. I know there is probably an option somewhere to turn that off and I will do it when i find it LOL. It might make some happy seeing what their friends are doing, but I'd sooner stay in the dark and leave that up to them.
Life filled with secrets Is my life
Alittle Football Humor Lmao :)
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?" Brett replies, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
**THIS IS FROM A BOOK I AM READING TITLED "ON KILLING" IT IS WRITTEN BY LT. COL. DAVE GROSSMAN, IT INVOLVES THE PSYCHOLOGICAL COST OF LEARNING TO KILL IN WAR AND SOCIETY.** "We know, as surely as we know that we are alive, that the whole human race is dancing on the edge of the grave... The easiest and worst mistake we could make would be to blame our present dilemma on the mere technology of war...It is our attitudes toward war and our uses for it that really demand our attention." -Gwynne Dyer **THIS IS A GREAT BOOK, HELPS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT OUR MILITARY GOES THROUGH PSYCHOLOGICALLY DURING WAR, ITS TIME FOR US TO STOP BEING BLISSFULLY IGNORANT, AND SUPPORT OUR MILITARY IN COMBAT WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH THE REASONS THEY ARE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY NEED OUR SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING.**
Re: Watch For It
HACKER ALERT (11/17/2007 8:34:09 AM): (11/17/2007 5:09:37 AM): (11/17/2007 4:16:44 AM): enuff2002 (11/16/2007 9:05:24 PM): cogic_elder (11/16/2007 2:03:07 PM): If some person called KURT CHAPMAN adds u, don't accept it, because its a hacker!! Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them u get them on your list he'll figure out Your ID computer address, so copy and paste this message cause if he hacks their email he hacks your mail too!!!
Enchanting Sunday To Fu
Why Don't I Just Accept Every Friends Request?
Short story? Quality is more important to me than quantity!! I am not here for points! I have aghorophobia, which is to say that most of my life is lived within my own home. Fubar is truely a second home to me and I live my life here online like I live my daily life. People online aren't just pictures on a computer, or points to me. Each and every one is a person with a heart and soul who just happens to be meeting me here and not in person! So when someone clicks on the add link without taking the time to read my profile and find out a bit about who i am and what is important to me. That shows me that they don't care about who I am, but most likely are looking for pics, or points. i give more than that, so I feel I deserve more than that! Do I only accept friend requests with the "password phrase" in it? Honestly no not always. If a person takes the time to write something in thier request that sounds heartfelt... THIER IN! You may not agree but I truely believe that one o
"merry Christmas"
Merry Christmas Merry ChristmasShoppers, andPoor women and poor menWith walletsAnd without. Merry ChristmasWhoever is in his or her little cell, Little box, In jail for a dayOr for lifeFor whatever reason.Merry ChristmasMerry past ChristmasMerry present ChristmasMerry future ChristmasWithout exception, Segregation, Or exclusion. Merry ChristmasBelieversNon-believerspeople fromearth, Mars, Or another galaxy. Merry Christmas new born, Children, Orphans, Children who are left behind, And future humanity. Merry Christmas Street’s poets, Merry Christmas Low-wage happy faces, And the running delivery man. Merry ChristmasSingles, Single mothers, Single fathers, And lonely adventurerIn the wilderness. Merry Christmas, Streets, Trees, Lakes, MountainsForests, And prairiesOf America.Merry Christmas, Who is attached to the pastAnd who is planning for th
Have a safe and merry X-Mas, and a Happy New Year. I want all my friends bacck home safe frome their travels, and those of u who are my friends yet.
Well, I guess there is no hope for Lisa and me after all. Yesterday I got an Order of Protection that says I can't have any contact with Lisa at all. I admit, I said some nasty things, but what is written in the order is way out of context. She listed as one of my "threats" is I texted her "I know where you work, I will come down there". Yes, I did that...only because she wasn't answering me and we needed to talk. I was not threatening her at all! Just so happens, on that same day, her car was vandalized at her work parking lot! Of course, she blamed me. I swear to the Universe, I never even left my house that day! I had NOTHING to do with it! Because of that and some other things I said out of anger, she placed his Order on me and now there is no hope. I love Lisa with all my heart. I never meant to hurt her in any way. She moved across the country to be with me, and I allowed her in my life. We fell in love with each and was planning on spending the rest of our lives together. We
Lavender Makes Me Smile
I was walking in the park dreaming of a spark When I heard the sprinklers whisper Shimmer in the haze of summer lawns Then I heard the children singing They were running through the rainbows They were singing a song for you Well it seemed to be a song for you The one I wanted to write for you, for you Lavenders blue, dilly dilly, lavenders green When I am King, dilly dilly, you will be Queen A penny for your thoughts my dear A penny for your thoughts my dear I.O.U. for your love, IOU for your love Lavenders green, dilly dilly, lavenders blue When you love me, dilly dilly, I will love you A penny for your thoughts my dear A penny for your thoughts my dear IOU for your love, IOU for your love For your love
Friends My A$$
Friends? Friends. What is a friend? I used to think that a friend was a person, not related to you, that you could count on to be there for you. Someone that is respectful and courteous to your feelings. Someone that understands you, is there when you cried, shares in your happiness and, in turn, shares his/her happiness with you and cries upon your shoulder. I have even had a few friends, here and there, that I thought would show up at my hospital bed if I were sick or injured and, possibly, a few more that would come to my funeral if I died. Until recently, I had even managed to keep in touch with a few from my high school days. But over the past several months, some of my 'friends' have been drifting. Well....maybe drifting isn't the word. More like...slapping me in the face and stabbing me in the back. I've even had a couple of them rip out my heart, crush it into throbbing pulpy mass of quivering tissue, throw it on the ground under the tire of their black Dodge Durango, jump in
100 Completely Useless Facts About Me:
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed? 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yeah. 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No, but I've taken traffic cones home. 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? only to piss people off :D 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no. 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? big ass bear 9. Do you always smile for pictures? sure 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? people who flip over no reason. 11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out 12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? been known to 13.Have you ever peed in the woods? O.o shhh you werent supposed to tell 14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? oh yeah 15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? all the damn time 16. How many people have you slept with this week? none 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? NO ABSOFU
Fantasy by BlueWolf © Your lips are soft Against my neck. You make my body tingle, From head to toe. I can't control myself around you, Emotions I feel are too wild and I can't let go. Boy, you're my fantasy. Wrap you arms around me, And I'm in ecstasy. I wanna feel you close, inside of me. Hold me, kiss me, want me, love me. Just don't leave me. You whisper naughty words in my ear. Spread me wide, got me grinning from ear to ear. I wrap my arms around you, and take you in. Our bodies become one, I don't know where you end and where I begin. Boy, you're my fantasy. Wrap you arms around me, And I'm in ecstasy. I wanna feel you close, inside of me. Hold me, kiss me, want me, love me. Just don't leave me....... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~
Just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year. Hope everyone has safe and happy holidays.
Can't Help The Way We Feel!
Help Me Please?
this is where i am and i need all the help i can get so please help me out here today n tonight because it ends tonight and WE have'nt made it to the end yet............ I would be so thankful IF u decide to help me out here and get this done!! I will post this on BOTH my account bearly 700 ppl but again I'm asking ya as a friend. thank you ALL so very much. Click the link and bombs away I REALLY HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! posting then meet you there I HOPE. Hippie
My Top 5 Albums Of 2007
5. Baroness-The Red Album 4. Skeletonwitch-Beyond The Permafrost 3. Prong-Power of the Damager 2. Darkest Hour-Deliver Us 1. CLUTCH-From Beale Street To Oblivion
My Vision Is Blurry. My Life Is A Mess. The Future Looks Bleak. My Mind's Close To Death. My Heart Has No Feeling. My Soul's Gone Away. My Bones Are All Burning. They've Left Me This Way. My Skin's Peeling Off. I'm Bleeding, I'm Dying. But Once This Is Over I Know I'll Be Flying.
We Can't Forget
We Can't Forget Some would say we should forget the events of years gone by, Forgive and forget, they would say, Just let sleeping dogs lie. Then there are some, of which I'm one, who say we can't let go, We can't forget the horrible wrongs that hurt our people so. We can't forget Wounded Knee, Sand Creek or the Trail of Tears, Because the things that happened there still happen after all these years. People are still forced from their homes, still driven from their land. The government still dominates our people with a hard and merciless hand. Promise are still not kept, Treaties are still broken, the government has reneged on every word it's spoken. We must keep fresh the memory of the ones who've gone before, and not forget the awful pain they bore. To honor them we must remember the high price they paid, The suffering that they endured and the sacrifices they made. We must keep and teach the traditions they held dear. A
I Love My Hubby Hehe
How To Treat A Lady
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh
Another Thought For The Day
People are like a garden, you have to weed through the assholes to find the flowers. This thought courtesy of Jason. Thanks, whore =P
Maybe i’m just scared or confused. I’m chicken shit when it comes to commitment. I’m trying, believe me but i’m too afraid to open my heart. I’m scared of getting hurt. I have always loved you and i think the feeling is mutual I want us to be more. But i can’t let go of what we are. I’m scared of what we’ll be When everything falls apart, Will you still be here for me? Will we go back to the way we were? Will you still save me? Will you still love me?
Funny Really
funny how everysence the new fubar tab came out that u never hear from anyone that u used to and the ones that are family members weird ... funny how u have new ppl that put more intrest in u then the friends u already have now thats just messed up i am not talking about all my friends cause i have three friends that talk to me and i guess they are the important ones now and those three ppl know who they are and i am thankful to have them as a friend and ones that i can actually talk to , it is friends like that,that i can trust and believe in so thank u tots68,roy, and Y, hope u three have a wonderful christmas and happy new year and i will be back later to visit have some stuff to do, now they are real friends and ppl i would call family cause they do not change thats for sure ..
A Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o
2 New And Old Friends
I`ve been recently told that because of what i have written in my about me that im bitter,mad,and a bitch. I`m far from being any of that. Just ask my friends or family. I`m sure they will be glad to tell you. All anyone sees on these about me`s is words on a screen. You can not see or here the tone of voice or the emotion backed behind it. So plz do not judge because of what i have written. Thats just not right. I don`t judge people on what they write. Its not my job to judge someone thats GOD`S job and no one esles. Judge me,and I`ll prove you wrong. If your still here after reading all this and still wanting to be a friend i commend you. If you dont like what i have said or done please do not add me.
Double Dog Dare..
I am sharing this with you today because it ended with a double dog dare to pass it on. To remember what a double dog dare is, read on. And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between old enough to know better and too young to care. How many of these do you remember? Candy cigarettes Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles Coffee shops with table side jukeboxes Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers &nb sp; Newsreels before the movie P.F. Fliers Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Raymond 4-601). Party lines Peashooters Howdy Dowdy 45 RPM records 78 RPM records! Green Stamps Metal ice cubes trays with levers Mimeograph paper Beanie and Cecil Roller-skate keys Cork pop guns Drive ins Studebake
Amused By The Weather ~
hahaha - doorbell ringing every half hour or so with guys wanting $ to shovel driveso I answer the door drunk in robe with beer in hand, "I'm broke...and do I look like I'm going anywhere?" "By the way - would you want to run up & get me a bottle of vodka while you're out?" The snow here is brutal!
Too Darn Pretty Not To Share
Beef Diablo
3 pounds beef arm or boneless pot roast (up to 4 lb) 3 potatoes -- peeled and sliced 1 onion -- sliced 2 tablespoons flour 1 tablespoon prepared mustard 1 tablespoon chili sauce 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon vinegar 1 teaspoon sugar serves 4 to 6 Trim all excess fat from roast. Place potatoes and onion in bottom of Crock-Pot. Make a smooth paste of flour, mustard, chili sauce, Worchestershire sauce, vinegar, and sugar. Spread over top of roast (cut roast in half, if necessary, to fit easily). Place roast in Crock-Pot on top of potatoes and onions. cover and cook on Low for 10 to 12 hours or on High for 5 to 6 hours.
I Think This Is Bs
I really think it is getting to be sad, when one person can say that they think something that you have posted is NSFW, when there is nothing wrong with it. I thought that we were all adults on this site. If you get offended easy then you dont need to be on the internet at all. Grow up people. I had posted a mumm joking around asking if it was just me or are these people that keep commenting crap on peoples mumms either dumbasses or just talking to talk. everybody was joking around on it and then all of a sudden i get and email froom fubar telling me that somebody marked it NSFW and it was deleted. They also told me that if it happends again that my account will be deleted. This is suck BS. Have they not looked at most of the mumms that people post? And then you are not allowed to dispute the fact that it is not NSFW with them.
This Sucks Here.
The bouncer is bullshit. I get tagged for rating to fast & it is wrong. I can rate a pic. Go to another folder & find another pic . Look at it & then rate. Or I can go from one profile to another after I rate & get tagged. I even signed off & stayed off for a one day to get out of his cross hairs. But I sign on went to rate one profile & the first rate got tagged. I can put over 30 to 45 seconds from rate to rate & get stopped. I feel like it is time to go back to MySpace,facebook.hi5 & paltalk. Starting to get pissed here.
Djblueyesmel Debut
Yes it is not a joke im making my Djing Debut tonight at 4 pm in the House of Dreams PLease stop by and show your support
Are You Sure This Is Not A Child's Site
Start reading from the bottom ->jenjenteas...: np, jenjenteas...: well some people work in offices ->jenjenteas...: well i work in the oilfield so it is normal talk for us. jenjenteas...: ur not its an adult site ->jenjenteas...: ok np. Sorry to bother you. I didnt know I was in a child's website. Ill honor my punishment jenjenteas...: my work not allowed to cuss ->jenjenteas...: you dont hear somebody calling somebody else at work a dumbass? jenjenteas...: it has to be safe for work jenjenteas...: that u cant say at work ->jenjenteas...: that is what I am trying to understand. How was the mumm marked nsfw when I didnt say anything in it that you cant hear on tv? ->jenjenteas...: yes i did jenjenteas...: did u read the mumm blog i linked u too ->jenjenteas...: just so you understand, im just tring to understand what is going on. im not trying to fight with you. I hope you knoww that ->jenjenteas...: that was not my mumm that I sent you. my just asked i
Tangerine Bliss”
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at She arrived suddenly in tangerine bliss With my password clenched in her fist She touched me… and my heart ignited with a gaze of spontaneous combustion She lead me by the hand to her Nirvana where she laid out the galaxy at my feet I savored her feminine form like fine wine taking dosages beyond recommendation and I became intoxicated with her beauty long after I looked into her heart and soul I cupped the Shangri-La of her breasts… and then skimmed the slope of her neck with one long probing kiss after another… with my eyes wide and full of imagination journeying through her dark tangled forests a phoenix arisen from the ashes of her life for her the day by day had never been kind and the etching of life riddled her with pain but in surviving she brought out the magic as she unfolded tropical fruits from clouds Rainforests still in those precious strands tasting of
Extremely Drunk
Extremely Drunk Yet knowing That you are the thought That makes me Respect that the World Has value Yet the veracity Of my muddled And extremely drunk mind Is reconciled in My belief in you My FRIEND All I can say Is THANK you! And my LOVE To you And I wish we Could be in riding HDs In the spring When the flowers bloom Poet
Faded Rose
Faded Rose@ fubar Go to her page and check her out. She is a sweetie and you will glad to meet her. Go and stop by her page and show her some love. I know I am glad that I got to talk to her.
Holiday Season
well here we go again, holiday season. everybody is so excited for christmas and i really don't know what the big deal is. i still don't have my tree up yet. ha,ha,ha!! gonna have to sometime though,, got family coming next weekend for our family christmas. by the way,,, i was informed this at thanksgiving. :) everybody is rushin' around, blowing money like crazy, trying to get the perfect gift that screams " i spent a ton on you, aren't you special"!! not to be a scrooge about it, but i think christmas is completely blown out of wack. what happened to spending time with friends and family? anyways,,, my favorite time of the year is just around the bend,,, and that is new years!!! i can't wait!! i love new years. big ass party,, a whole new year,, meaning a new start. :) i might be goin' to atlanta georgia for new years this year. that would be tight!!! hope plans go through. :) well i guess that's enough on the holidays from me. to anyone who reads this,,, happy holidays!!!!
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst! !' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out
Rant Of The Day...12-16-07
Mamma Bear '~Twisted Goddess~' I don't accept blank requests this is how My name shows up on My profile page ... one has to go past this and basic stats to rate or fan Me ... so why do I get so many damn blank requests? and then people get pissy when I send them this auto response "thank you for your friends request... I am declining it at this time... I do not accept blank requests... you are more than welcome to try again, after you have read My profile" this is the latest dolt to add to the block list Little_E: fuck off Little_E: there ya go a 1 is that better.. some boys get so pissy .... grow the fuck up !
Merry Christmas And Season Greetings
The Storm
Was a long night. Got awake around 3:00 with branches from my trees snapping off and landing on the house. Not little branches. Was loud enough to wake the people in the next house. They thought they had landed on their house. Branches came down for about 3 hours from all the ice. So with the branches... fire sirens.. and car alarms going off I didn't get much sleep. Spent the day down at my Dad's. They got lucky and had no ice.. even though they live 20 minutes away. Came home and had no electric but its back now. Hopefully I can get some pictures of everything tommorrow.
Where To Start
Well I'm not the best at writing anything. Have always had trouble putting my thoughts and feelings on papers. Hell I have trouble expressing them without them being taken the wrong way. The last 5 years of my life have been filled with a lot of pain and heartache. I went through a messy divorce, changed careers (the best move by far I ever made), been through what an extremely difficult relationship, and well lately I seem to be experience a bout of loneliness. Don't get me wrong there is not a minute of my day that I'm not doing something but it seems that guys have changed so much then the way they were 15, 10 even 5 years ago. If I have to blame anyone part of me is saying women are a big part of why men are so different. We've now stepped up our "game" and try and play the game like the men do but where is this getting us?? It's getting us a bunch of men that can get sex anywhere and don't want to take the time out to actually get to know a women. I know that to
So Tired Of Your Shit!!!
Country Death Song
Miss U
I miss you... It's sad when people you know,became people you knew... And when you can walk right past someone that at one part in your life was a big part of your life... And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them....
+ahhh....hollywood :
So, you got your greasy little plotting hands on our 'Golden Compass', hmm? The book was about Atheism, and in it the antagonist is GOD! You just couldn't handle that reality, could you, Hollywood? god? Evil? NEVERRR. Whatever. FVCK that stupid movie, and it's new plot. All ye enemies of enforced religion, do NOT shell out 10 bucks for this one. Don't even burn the energy required to download it for free and watch it. I may be Wiccan, but I would rather DIE a torturous death than force my religion on an Atheist. So where was I? Oh yeah : PROTEST 'THE GOLDEN COMPASS'! STAY AWAY FROM IT COMPLETELY MY FRIENDS! Annnd, buy the book version.+
The Most Amazing Man In My Life
Love, what is this? To me its not something that can be described in words, but i'll try. This feeling that engulfs my every being is like nothing I ever felt before. I thought i've been in love before im sure we all have at some point. But this.. its so different so much more powerful than just caring for someone. Its caring so much for that person that you'd give your entire being for them. Someone that doesnt even have to speak yet you get exactly what they are saying or mean, That even though you try to get them off your mind you can't, and honestly you don't even want to. I've been through relationships before but nothing has been like this EVER! I mean okay we all think we have been in love but until you meet that one person that you CRAVE to be around or just need to hear their voice. Nothing really even has to be said. Just a call to say hi, I missed you, or just to find out how your day has been its little things like these that make you realize just how much you want this per
Ugh Ppffffffttttttttttt Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................
damn I need to vent or cry or something, but, not gonna do it here! lol
sometimes u feel like a nut sometimes u feel like busting one
Who Understand Men?
ok i today i "was" going to have a date with a guy in Zürich, that means 1:30 hrs with the train. the other night he said he wanted to go to cinema and i said cool, for the next sunday is ok sure this early morning (i went to sleep very late) we talked, and he jumped with excuses like he didn't clean his appartment (who made him think i was going to HIS apparment?), that he's not feeling good, he doesn't visit his niece (more "?") and that he doesn't make things like this, meaning he needs more time 1) we didn't started talking yesterday, it has been a considerable time lol 2) he was the one with the idea of going to cinema 3) omg he doesn't drink wine!!!! 4) i was completelly mad grrr lol and you know with what HE finished? "yep sorry .. but i didn't said no forever" WTF MEANS THAT? oh sorry i really feel lazy today, but for you i'll make an exception and we will meet other day? yes, he mixed things like he thing of the niece, or feeling lazy, or that other la
Friday i received so life shattering news. My Mom has lung cancer, She has been sick for a few weeks and finally she went to the Dr.and after many tests it was on paper that it was cancer. I am living with her now and i will be caring for her while she goes through treatment. With it being Christmas time its very hard to think of christmas. All i want for christmas is my mom to recover. Today i was walking around downtown and i looked up and there was a sign saying cancer survivor park. A fountain and placks about the chances of surviving cancer ect. I have lived her on and off for years and i never knew this park was there. I was feeling so lost and not sure of what was going to happen. After visiting that park i feel a lot better. Maybe it was an angel that led me there
Happy As Hell
Last night my then boyfriend Jesse propsed... I am sooooooooo HAPPY!!!! I am officially ENGAGED!!!! I hope everyone is having a wonderful day and if I dont speak to you soon HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
My Body Needs Sumthin
Deer Meat
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess . The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, 'it's what mommy calls me sometimes.' The little girl screams to her brother, 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole.'
Always And Forever
Always and forever I am yours But for a brief moment were you mine My heart cares not for your imperfections My eye sees past any physical flaws My ear hears only what it needs My skin feels only your touch You are imprinted in me A lasting memory You are the one I will always love Always and forever I am yours
Love Is
What is love, Love can't see you and you can't see it Love is a sneaky thing I guess sort of slick Love can hurt and Love can heal Love can be born and Love can kill Love has won and Love has lost Love can catch and Love can toss Love can stand and Love can fall Love is small and Love is tall Love is right and Love is wrong Love is weak and Love is strong Love is up and Love is down Love can smile and Love can frown Love is good and Love can be bad Love is quite and Love can brag Love is a little and Love is a lot Love contiues and Love stops Love can hope and Love can dream Love can talk and Love can sing Love can be a word or Love can be a ring Love can be nothing or Love can be everything So where is this thing we call Love I dont know the only real love we have comes from above...
Singer Dan Fogelberg, 56, Dies Of Cancer
Dec 16, 10:45 PM (ET) By NEKESA MUMBI MOODY NEW YORK (AP) - Dan Fogelberg, the singer and songwriter whose hits "Leader of the Band" and "Same Old Lang Syne" helped define the soft-rock era, died Sunday at his home in Maine after battling prostate cancer. He was 56. His death was announced in a statement released by his family through the firm Scoop Marketing, and it was also posted on the singer's Web site. "Dan left us this morning at 6:00 a.m. He fought a brave battle with cancer and died peacefully at home in Maine with his wife Jean at his side," it read. "His strength, dignity and grace in the face of the daunting challenges of this disease were an inspiration to all who knew him." Fogelberg discovered he had advanced prostate cancer in 2004. In a statement then, he thanked fans for their support. "It is truly overwhelming and humbling to realize how many lives my music has touched so deeply all these years," he said. Fogelberg's music was in the vein of fell
My Feelings
I recently deleted a friend from my life because someone very special to me didnt like them. I feel so bad but yet relieved at the same time. The reason I feel relieved is because I believe that this person was playing me for a sap and betraying my confidences that I placed with them. I can't prove that they did but I suspect it heavily. I just hope that this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass later.
Master Trali, Beginning Again In The Lifestyle.
After all was said and done between Master Mirror and I... I did not know if I could handle being in the lifestyle still. I had spent time with and spoken to many Masters at the time about the lifestyle and where I stood in it. Granted he did help soften my heart again to the lifestyle and holding a Master. My slave-ship under him did not last long... I still had issues within myself I needed to work on. However I will say that I did learn things from him still. I was completely closed off and closed off to the idea of letting someone in again. With him I learned that being in the lifestyle is not something I can just walk away from especially with the passion I've held for it and how much it is a part of me as my own breath. For that I am grateful to him. Once again my eyes were opened to the truths of the lifestyle... though I was not so ready to continue with it... And still the story continues.
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My Wall
I have a wall you cannot see Because it's deep inside of me It blocks my heart on every side And lets my emotions hide You can’t reach in You can’t reach out And you wonder what its all about This wall I have that you can’t see Results from what was done to me Each time my heart was hurt The scars within grew worse and worse So brick by brick I built this wall I made it so thick it will not fall I know this process will be slow For its never easy to let things go For just by brick by brick I laid With every hurt and every pain It's really hard to let you In Thinking I might get hurt again So brick by brick this wall will break As love replaces every ache This wall has fallen and I am free But some of the debris is still Deep inside of me
Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick
today i went to work only lasted 20 minutes. i have the stomach flu. i got it from my daughter. now i so sick. i kinda moved into the bathroom. i hope this gets over with soon i cant miss any more work. i was on 17 today wish is the only register that sells smokes. and when your burning up with fever sweating alot and trying not to pass out. was not fun. i am worried about how the bills will be paid. that it is making me even more sicker. well i better get some rest. blog later
Okay, ya ever wanna say something so fkd up, that ppl just don't know what to say? Well, try these out. 1. For that bitch who just won't stop running her fkn mouth, and always acts like she better than the rest, put her in her place with this lil piece of gutter sludge - "You cum guzzling, puss pissing, cesspool of filth...". It might not make her run away crying, but it would definitely cut her down quite a few notches. 2. For the guy who just won't give you a break, always fkn with ya, here's a lil somethin for the men in the house - "You cum encrusted, lice infested, sewage slinging,crab hatchery, you..." Guarantied to stop him in his tracks, and just think about the nastiness of that. Just one for each gender. If you like these, and wanna see more, or think they totally suck, just comment and let me know. Oh yea, feel free to rate.
Soul Sweet
Monday, February 05, 2007 Soul Sweet Current mood: crushed Category: Writing and Poetry ©®-- Soul Sweet: Rapping against will Slipped from grasp Nothing Sacred All believed Not visible Locked within Pure Open See Hope Emotions unspoken Owned eternally Spirit released Peace realized Soul Sweet
I Wanna Scream
Merry Christmas
Want to wish every one on fubar a very Merry Christmas an a Happy New Year. Every one be safe.
Magical {please Read & Comment }
He held me so close, whispering little things in my ears. Feeling my body and pressing his against mine. The feeling of anticipation running through my veins as my heart rate quickened as he moved in closer. Sliding himself on top of me, feeling the heat from both our bodies and moister from the excitement. Nothing felt wrong and everything felt right; for at least an hour, the world and time just stopped. Closer than ever before the passion was overwhelming. The ecstasy taking over, the feelings so intense and bodies in perfect unison. Finally the release of pressure. As we lay there for a few minutes just gripping each other, I knew that everything was going to be fine. Everything was perfect, feelings, thoughts, emotions, no one was alive but him and I. My heart wanting to explode from happiness and pain because I've lived so long without that. Hes Just perfect...
This Is How Every Gal Should Be Treated !
This Is How Every Gal Should Be Treated ! To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give h
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First of all, let me wish all of FUBAR a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We the Club F.A.R. Family, the #1 Family on FUBAR, would like to send out an invitation to all of FUBAR to come join our loving family. The requirements are simple and as follows, 1. You must be a level 5. 2. You must have a SALUTE pic, We dont care how old as long as its a verified CHERRYTAP or a FUBAR one 3. You must FAN, ADD and RATE just the profile page a 10 or 11 if your a VIP. All members links are on the members list in the blogs of our New Official Club F.A.R. Homepage 4. Once you have added all the current members, you must return every few days to the bottom of the last list to check for new members to FAN, ADD & RATE. This is your responsibility, dont wait for people to come to you, go show them love and lead by example. 5. We are NOT A COMMENT BOMBING FAMILY, we have had too much drama when members go against each other or friends, so this is why we are not
Spirit Of Xmas
The holidays have become such a mess of what you can get or what you get many have lost the true meaning and so many kids today do not appreciate a darn thing.They have no idea what is to NEED, only want want want. In that line of thinking this motivator for today spoke to me. Hope you enjoy it. The root of desire Most of the things you think you desire are only shallow substitutes for what you truly would like to have. Learn to look past each immediate, superficial wish to uncover the real, profound and fulfilling desire beyond it. There's no sense spending your time, effort and resources in pursuit of things that are not even what you genuinely desire. Look instead at the root of each desire and put your energy into what you truly wish to bring about in your life. The things you crave may satisfy you momentarily, yet they cannot fulfill your deepest desires. By giving in to your cravings, you're actually pushing yourself further and further away from what you
Cabin Fever
It was bitter cold. There was a fierce wind coming off the mountains and snow was already falling. Although I put little trust in the weatherman, I knew we were going to see some snow and possibly a lot of it. It always amazes me how soft falling snow can lull you into oblivion then leave you stranded and fighting for your life the next. But I promised you a Christmas at the cabin and with care we could still make it. Traffic was light, as the storm had kept most indoors. The Jeep was warm and well stocked. I was glad that I added the tire chains and covered the winch as we headed out. Soon the city began to fade into conifer stands that swayed under their coats of snow. It was usually a thirty-minute drive, but today it would take near an hour. Our chatter was light and humorous. We both wanted the privacy and seclusion that the cabin held. Finally, we reached the pull in to the cabins drive. Well you could call it a drive. In summer, if you were brave and had patience you could
Poem By Raymond Buckland
Behold! I am He who is at the beginning and the end of time. I am in the heat of the sun and the coolness of the breeze. The spark of life is within Me. As is the darkness of death; For I am the cause of existence And the Gatekeeper at the end of time. Lord-dweller in the sea, You hear the thunder of My hooves upon the shore And see the fleck of foam as I pass by. My strength is such that I might lift the world to touch the stars. Yet gentle, ever am I, as the Lover. I am He whom all must face at the appointed hour. Yet I am not to be feared, for I am Brother, Lover, Son. Death is but the beginning of life. And I am He who turns the key.
Poem By K. Shaw
The cold north wind begins to blow Lady Winter pulls up her blanket of snow She tucks the land in nice and tight The land then sleeps through winter's plight For several months the land will sleep But hush my darling don't you weep Soon...the land agian will wake Lovely flowers Mother Spring doth make She sends her warm, nurshing showers That are full of her growing powers The snow crocus is the first to wake From it's head, winter's plight it doth shake At this time the faries begin thier work and thier chores they never sherk They wake the land and paint it bright So open your eyes and enjoy the sight! The days begin to grow longer As summers sun grows stronger Children play in the sprinklers stream As summer birds sit and preen. Summers end is drawing near The fall colors will soon be here Autumn comes with it's colorful arrays And the night begins to overtake the days Then tha days begin to cool For this is Mother Natures rule The leaves turn r
Adult Christmas - Lmmfao
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
A Little Xmas Help?
to get help purchasing a blast and/or a vip?????i don't have cred card or paypal but sooooooooooooooo need them. I can make tags,pimp you,vote you all elevens,anything (within reason) vip gifts you name it,even pay with fubucks please help pretty please :)
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.
Reflecting Back On The Year -a Survival Story
I don't usually do this often, but this year was such a year of many trials and triumphs that I thought perhaps someone may find some inspiration from the tale.  So I dedicate this entry to those who feel lost, that life will never get better; to those who think there is no light at the end of the tunnel.  Keep in mind this is being written now, not during the actual events. JANUARY 2007 The beginning of the year started off where December left off.  I am still fighting chronic bronchitis and severe asthma attacks.  The doctors still didn't know why all of the sudden my asthma has taken the turn for the worst and why I can't shake the bronchitis that I had been plagued with since September of the prior year.  I am still spending most of my time at doctors, afterhour clinics, emergency rooms.  I'm getting shot up with steroids galore to try to keep my breathing way open along with tons and tons of medications and more steroids.  The constant journey from one specialist to another conti
More Fubar!
Ok, appears something is messed up again today. I can rate pictures, but cannot rate Blogs and Profiles. What's up with that?
My Kinda Action!
Tragedies Of The Faithless Part 1
Tragedies of the Faithless "Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies." - Oscar Wilde November 2006 to January 2007 The tragedy that had become our relationship started to unravel rapidly after we confirmed that Christy was pregnant in early October of 2006. We met twice in mid-October at her apartment, the first time right after we suspected she might be pregnant. I didn't realize it at the time – although I suspected our days as a couple were numbered – but this particular time would be the last that we would make love. A few days later she asked that I come see her again. She had confirmed what we already knew through an EPT, that she was in fact pregnant. When I arrived she was distant, cold. She did not want me to make love to her so we both just lay in bed while she wept softly, saying little, my mind racing over what possible courses our lives would take from that point onward. "What are we going to
i am a crock,which has broken broken away piece by piece i was surprised only and cry i would not have liked to break whit anything Lord-you crushed me and recorded all the pieces you loved so much me you totally wanted a new one give a new form to clay make of me new pot so you show your love however and use a broken one i want to tell those who feel broken no one throw away those pieces cheap clay is precious whit hands of master.
Space And Time Travel
Your physical body exists at a specific location in space and time. In order to relocate physically, you have to travel to the new location. Your mind, however, is free to roam to different locations and even to other points in time. In recent decades, Remote Viewing – the mental viewing of remote locations – has been developed into a highly disciplined method of obtaining information from other locations in time and space. Many people have experienced their own versions of this skill in the form of precognition or deja vu, where scenes that you suddenly recognize in your life are scenes that you had previously viewed while in another state of consciousness. Deja vu occurs because you, as a soul, pre-planned the major themes of your life before your were born. You chose the time, the place and your parents in order to set a life plan in motion which would explore the desired themes. Such pre-planning gave rise to the occurrence of related, meaningful events in your life whi
Ruby Rules
"shear stupidity deserves no reply" that's one of the bestest things i've ever heard. :D oh in other news, the office is freezing. it's so cold in here my hands are numb. like i seriously can't feel my fingers. HALP.
I Love You Baby!
Why Does My Rates Not Work For Profiles?
ok so today i wake up after the glitch fubar had last night and now when i visit peoples profile , it will not let me rate the profile , but i can rate pics...i mean wtf? if anyone knows anything please help me out. i am computer stupid!! lmao thanks in advanced!!! :)
As Always
WELL FUBAR AGAIN IS BROKE! 1. NO RATES 2.STASH IS BROKEN 3. OTHER THINGS PROBABLY NOT WORKING AND THEY SAY IT ISNT ALWAYS BROKEN? a) they were shut dowen because thery were moving the server to someplace that its moved everything breaks down...dunno who else is fed up with this shit but its getting bad here. How they keep memberships here is beyond me am surprised that some of the people in here leave lol.
Makes Me Wanna Cry....
My Scars
Scars Still Bleeding Scars Still Bleeding My skin is intact But there are scars you don't see Scars on wounds still festering, Scars still bleeding on my soul Hurt and damaged to often. I keep looking for something, someone Who will mend these wounds, Be my salve and salvation, Soothe away the pain that goes deep within, Bandage up my soul,like new, And kiss it all better. I don't know that this person exists, The one with the power to heal All the scars I carry inside me, So for now I just lick my wounds, And wait. mrrcp 2007
Failed To Add
what is this? I try to rate profiles and I get this anybody else get this?
Deleting My Account
Hey everybody. Just in case anybody was interested, I am going to be deleting my account when I get home from work tonight. I love all my friends on here, but to be perfectly honest, this place just isnt fun anymore. Too many people on here lie and its just becoming a chore trying to differentiate between the people who are actually worth my time and who just say whatever they can to get what they want. Is it really necessary to be something you're not? Oh well. Guess we will never know. If anybody is interested in still talking, you can hit me up on yahoo, my id is sugarshock83. To all those who were true friends, I love you all. If you don't fit in to that category, well I love you too, I just hope you can find you true self and be at peace with it. Shannon xoxo
Seek Not My Heart Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
No Shit!!
Fetish Event
I will be hosting a fetish event at The Works in Detroit, Mi on March 8th. It will be an early birthday party for myself as well ^_- Send me a message for more info.
Enough Is Enough....
Maybe I am just having a male version of PMS today... but I think sending out 6 notices of a freaking longue is too much lol. It doesn't have to go out every hour. I know I can shut it off so it doesn't go into my email, but I do like to know when someone leaves me a comment. ok.. go back to ignoring me now lol.
When Girls Dont Put Out!!
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a
The Perfect Angel I Want (part One)
Well I want some one who will stick with me though the good and the bad times.I want a girl who will call or txt me just to say "I LOVE YOU BABY" or "I'm thinking about you baby".I want someone who'll love me no matter what i say or do.I want someone who stick up for me and would expect the same in return.I want someone who'll take care of me when I'm sick.I want someone who'll cuddle with me.Some one who'll be there for me,When I'm down and who'll cheer me up. To Be Continued................
Putting Out?
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a
Leader In War Could Be Leader In Peace
In our contemporary world there are 245 entities, which include countries, independent states (both internationally recognized and generally unrecognized), inhabited dependent territories, and areas of special sovereignty. Almost all of these entities have fought some kind of war and battle in their history for various reasons, such as independence, religion, revolution, liberation, occupation, among others. According to war history, over 365 million people lost their lives in these wars, including ongoing ones. Unfortunately, the final number of war victims will never be known. For centuries, numerous wars were fought among countries, and in relation to that, we cannot ignore one country that has participated or had a big influence in many of them, especially recent ones: the United States of America. The United States proclaimed independence from Great Britain on July 4, 1776 but she was officially recognized on September 3, 1783, and since then, the USA was involved in over 28
Our Troops...
Wanna Pimp Me Out
hey Im tryin to get more rates,fans,and friends so who will take on the task of pimping me out?And if you do I will do a personal salute to you and send it your way and post it on my album as well So what do ya say?
Dream Of Love
It isn't that I just woke up one day and realized that I fell out of love with him... No that was not the case at all... Its more like I had fallen in love with the MAN that he wanted me to believe that he was... It just so happened that i realised that he never really was that man he is someone different... just someone else, someone that I knew but didn't fall in love with... I hold out hope that someday, just maybe maybe one day I will meet THAT man.... OK WELL NOT THAT MAN... But someone that is atleast Honest and Faithful. Someone who really cares about others and not just himself... And so I hope that ... some day my prince will come Maybe Just Maybe he has...
Crazy_sexy_italian_86 Part 2
He decided to come back for more.... ->Mrs. Robin...: well maybe EVERYONE doesn't want you to call them that. have some fucking respect Crazy_Sexy...: who the fuck is hitting on, I say that to everyone. So I dont know where u get ur facts from ->Mrs. Robin...: so you think it's ok to just hit on random women on the net when you know NOTHING about them. if you would have read my profile you would have seen that I was married and wouldn't have wasted yours and my time. Crazy_Sexy...: by complanning over honey as u call it ->Mrs. Robin...: please tell me how I started this. I'd really like to know Crazy_Sexy...: U started shit bitch, get a life ->Mrs. Robin...: u need to fuck off becuase you came to me with shit i didn't seek you out Crazy_Sexy...: Then fuck off u bitch ->Mrs. Robin...: is that all you got. man that was weak. now if you don't mind i've got more important things to do than argue with a child Crazy_Sexy...: as u say hunny ->Mrs. Robin...: dear i was
Why Am I So Heartbroken?
My soul aches, My heart breaks. A tear in my eye, I'll forever cry. I wish my pain away, I wish it away today. Why does it hurt so bad, Does this make him glad? Why does he douse my inner flame? Was this breakup my blame? What did I do to deserve this? I just wish I could have one last kiss. Why am I so heartbroken? A depressed soul I'll always be, Everyone will always see. I will be strong, Because he was wrong. This is now the past, It's going very fast. Love so simple, but hard to say, It keeps me living another day. I'm drowning in thoughts of how things use to be, My chest was shut tight, complete with purity. It's been a bad day, I'll try letting it not show, Another sad day, I'm just letting it go. Why am I so heartbroken?
For Those Who Actually Care.....
UPDATE>>>kk as sum of u may know i waz in the hospital need for alarm im doin alot no worries.ppl close to me know what im talkin just tryin to take it eazy for now.hope everybody had good weekend & i will keep u updated on my progress ty ~Dre@meR~ as if u didnt know P.S. for the new add requests...sorri i havent rated u yet the ratez are down once again so when that gits fixed plz let me know so i can rate u...ty (b)
Checking My List
I will be checking my friend list and removing some I don't talk to. I realize I added some of you while I was in the contest and I am sorry but I will be deleting some this week. If you want to stay on my friend list just let me know and I will not remove you. I'll be cleaning my list by the end of the let me know. ~~smooches~~
For My Friends And Family And Whoever
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend. A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange.
My Heart
I wonder who will ever win the priceless treasure deep from within I wonder who will find the key to unlock the gem inside of me I wonder who will have the eyes to see into my soul's dear prize I wonder who will be able to hear its soft beat with his tender ears I wonder who will know how to give the undying love my heart needs to live.
Wandering amidst an invisible crowd, I wonder if you are there. Between the endless lanes of street cars, I ponder the possibility of your presence. Will our meeting be today, tomorrow, or the next? I do not have to search. You will find me someday, somewhere. Maybe amongst a two-face crowd, Or on a one-way road to love. All that I had been longing for, Yet for which I did not have to search.
enter: 'he' in a crowded room enter: 'she' who will make him swoon she catches his eye with a sparkle and shine it's love at first sight, a perfect sign she bats the lashes of the windows of her soul he shuffles his feet, which begin to get cold she takes a seat right next to he, who stares at the ground apprehensively she crosses her legs and tosses her hair he fiddles with his hands, a nervous pair she taps her fingers then looks in his eyes he stares right back, so mesmerized with sweaty palms he manages a 'hi' her smile makes him weak, he lets out a sigh she speaks her name her voice, like a bell it's much too late, he's fallen under her spell she winks with a smile he grins sheepishly her way growing numb inside, he thinks of what to say slipping him her number, she whispers to call soon leaving behind her a trail of sweet perfume
Three Little Waves
the words flow like water upon his soul; escaped from her lips like energy, pure. powerful, magical, liquid-like, boundless; freeing their spirits from the prison of time. and all of their sentiments flow with lucidity, clear like the ocean; a cascade of large thoughts. and all that which surges within them is love, though no need exists for either to speak of its depth. its transparency is like innocent water; and these silent, crystal words wash away lovers' fears; cleansing forever, true mates of the soul.
The Sound Of Love
At night's end, what resounds in my head? only those sweet words that you said and the musical chemistry between us which flows like a symphony singing me Heaven's lullabies tenderly to sleep
Cold Weather Makes Me Lazy
There are at least 4 movies in the theater right now that I would like to see, but because of the weather this weekend, I didn't want to leave the house. so instead I watched the following movies on TV: Ella Enchanted The Prince and Me The Prince and Me II Bewitched Kate & Leopold How sad is that?
Your Love Is Precious To Me
Your love is more precious than diamond Your love is more valuable than gold Your love is brightening my life Your love is means so much to me Your love is making me complete and whole Your love is an unimaginable love to love Your love is an unlocked door for me Your love is a secret with my drunken love Your love is like a sun that can melt my heart Your love is dancing when I look at you Your love is making body language when I touch you Your love is feeling shyness when I am in you Your love is so beautiful and cares for me.
Whispers In The Wind
Whispers in the Wind I walk through the forest As I open my eyes and ears to the sounds I hear Whispers in the Wind It calls my name It fills my heart It imbeds my soul with love and passion I sit down in the middle of the forest And become overwhelmed with my surroundings As I hear the Whispers in the Wind My mind goes back in time To when my romance first began With the Whispers in the Wind As it flows through my hair and speaks to me of what is to be For I fell in love with The Whispers In the Wind All my poems are copyrighted under Vivvy Butterfly/Jazzmyn Aires/R.A.B
Lust Electric
Lust electric Gentle nibble Delicate flick Juices trickle Tender mouthful Indulgent sips Spasms sinful Gyrating hips Thrusts entrancing Feverish pace Teeth caressing Deadlock embrace Lust electric Unabated Flesh metallic Liquidated
My Love
My love, oh how I long for you In your arms I ache to be Without you my heart would stop For it beats for only thee It beats for only thee my love You inspire it to thrive You have given life to me my love And made me come alive Alive I am for you my love Every breath takes you in My heart beats strong for you my love Then it stops and beats again It stops for only moments To pace itself a while For it's racing fast for you my love In a moment it's raced a mile I Love You oh my dearest love I love you more each day Never once shall you ask to hear it For each chance 'I love you' I'll say I love you again and again I love you with all my heart I can not wait to love you more And for my life with you to start My love you are my only The one I trust and treasure My love for you runs freely And flows without end or measure I Love You oh my love With all that I am I love you I Love You oh my love With a love that I hold true
I love making you smile I love hearing you laugh I love looking in your eyes I love listening to your voice I love watching you sleep I love stroking your hair I love holding your hand I love kissing your lips I love laying beside you I love standing near you I love all about you I love you
The Biker:
THE BIKER* I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers don
Jewlery Store
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."
Mr Romantic
My loves the romantic kind, so you can see we are the perfect kind for I have been called Mr. Romantic in my time, we know how to love each other and we are at it all the time… Morning, noon and night, we just can’t get enough of the others love so right, but that’s alright we aren’t afraid to show our love has others might, why hide it every one falls in love right, so why be afraid of feelings alright… Never be afraid to say I love you, on a bus or on the tube or even to the world like I do, why because I am romantic and I want you to know I love you too, whoops everyone heard that too... But I don’t care girl you’ve got me walking on air, dancing down the street telling everyone that you’re so fair, laughing because I am enjoying this romantic time we share...
Why Did This Happen???
i have not been on here much do to my life being so turned upside down right now. in a nut shell... my grandmother is very ill and could pass at anytime. my mother may not be far behind her, and my older sister just got put in the hospital by what was going to be her new husband this coming summer ... she has a skull fracture and is badly bruised in many places. my baby sister is battleing cancer and seems to be winning the battle. to top it all off my fiance's aunt past away last nite she lost her battle with cancer. and his grandmother is probly won't be with by easter. that is just the tip of the mess in my life... i need a ton of hug's and fast... i am not sure how long i can stay strong through all of this. i am doing my best to be strong and make this holoday as wonderful as possible for our children but this is really getting tuff!!! pray for my family please!!
Our Country Is At War You Idiots!
People are dying. Quit taking advatage of your freedom to get abortions, plastic surgery, and the internet. Man FUCK this snobby, fast food eating, pill popping nation. They know nothing of what the fuck is going on. They just want to forget. Pretend nothing is wrong. Fucking stand up for what you believe in!! You have to make things happen or nothing will get done!!!! Fuck ignorant, rid'em club hoppers who want to do nothing but get fucked up and get laid. That is not beauty, only exploitation and destruction. You're fat, ugly, inadequate. If there's a problem, take a pill...don't go for the cause of it, BUY OUR PRODUCTS! Fuckin prozac, darvocet, lazy, stupid, question nothing, contests on who's ass shakes more in order to forget about the job where you're chained to a keyboard 80 hours a week with only enough time to rent a video go home and pass out on the couch failures.
Dan Fogelberg: August 13. 1951-december 16, 2007
Dan, whose voice and whose songs transcended genres, the passions that are to be found, often buried deep within one's heart and soul, were that which were transformed into the lyrics and music that Dan created and became etched into our souls forever..... Dan Fogelberg~a rarity among men, who lived his feelings as one should, but that few are able to...those who knew him and those who came to know him through his art share profoundly in his loss, but are the better too, for having been touched to the core by his capacity for love unconditional. Thank you Dan for being a part of my life too...michael.
Shattered Pieces
Shattered Pieces Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, handing it to you, "careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart that has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how. some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I loo
Dan Fogelberg: Leader Of The Band
Accepting The One You Love As They Are.
So here I am. Take me as I come. Looks like my world is slowly fading.... and once again-my pride has won. I feel like I'm drowning, and there's no one around. My soul needs saving, but you're nowhere to be found. You made me believe, in every word you said to me. You made me think everything was fine. Only to reveal, it's gotten worse with time. Seems like I've walked this road, a thousand times before. You used to say that you needed me I guess now you're needing more. So if it's fate, that I must tread this path again. I can't do this alone. I'll need a friend. No, I can't do this alone. I need a friend.
My Kids' Presents Came
Well all the Christmas presents I ordered from MyCokeRewards.Com have came in. My oldest daughter hung her new "Pirates of the Caribbean" poster. My son placed his new NASCAR baseball het with his other sports hats. And my youngest daughter placed her figurine on her dresser. It wasn't much, but they seemed to like their gifts.
I know u all have been waiting all year to give me something....wait that totally sounds dirty haha anyway i thought this was cute so if your cheap and dont wanna give me a real gift then add one here haha im such a brat im jk to everybody who doesnt already know me Happy Holidays and LUV ALL MY FRIENDS! gift or no gift you guyz have been awesome...even the naughty ones hehe LUVZ YA, ~SinD
This For My Cyber Girlfriend!!!!
I FEEL YOU...... You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near.
His Infernal Majesty!
Had never listened to the band H.I.M. before but I gotta say I love their LP Dark Light,it's awsome!.....So rock on dudes an dudettes!......Much love!
This Is A Cool Site
i like this site but it gets bad when you have to do the id chack ever few mins on here can,t they give a little brake and not have to make you do a id chack so much,
Chicken And Cheddar Pasta Toss
6 oz No boil pasta ribbons or No boil lasagna noodles, Broken 1 8-1/4-oz. frozen mesquite Chicken tenders or one 9-oz. Pkg. frozen chopped cooked Chicken, slightly thawed 3 oz Reduced-fat cheddar or American cheese, cut into 3/4-inch cubes 1 md Green, yellow, or red sweet Pepper, cut into strips 1 oz Pepperoni, chopped 1 8-oz. bottle nonfat Italian Salad dressing 1/8 ts Cracked black pepper 5 c Torn curly endive 1 c Red or yellow cherry Tomatoes, halved IN A LARGE MIXING BOWL cover noodles with boiling water. Let stand for 10 minutes
Words I can't find, to express what I feel inside. Trapped in my head, nothing really makes sense. Despite all the confusion, I really don't mind being here with you takes me out of time left with only reason love my only crime when did this all happen how was I so blind when did seasons change to make you wanna be mine?
Lost At Sea
Can we try to salvage what we can From the weight of water and sand And lifts us up again Well this world is spinning out of control I'm bracing just to keep hold As the clouds move in With a driving wind so strong Could it be that we're lost at sea And we're drowning under the stars Up to me I would ride this wave Before we drift too far What a lonely way to be Lost at sea Like a star in a night filled with tears Make the sadness disappear 'Cause you're all that I hold dear Well you walk Never ever looking back One defends and one attacks There's a thousand reasons to begin again Could it be that we're lost at sea And we're drowning under the stars Up to me I would ride this wave Before we drift too far Take my hand, come to me Save a life, rescue you, rescue me Could it be that we're lost at sea And we're drowning under the stars Up to me I would ride this wave Before we drift too far Could it be that we're lost at sea And we're drowning under the s
This blog is going to be all about ship life and the ups and downs of being a member of the crew. I'm going to take you into the bowels of the luxury liners and show you where the fun really happens!!
Needs Some Real Love
Here Comes Santa
Right down Santa lane
Im Not A Toy
im not a toy please dont play with me i cant take it again you wanna get to know me thats great but dont use what you learn to use me ive had it done before im falling and i dont know why i cant afford to hit the ground because im going too far too fast i might not be able to put the pieces back together i cant believe i wait for the fone to ring like a little school girl whos got a crush everytime it rings i hope its you to make me laugh, make me blush or just to tell me hi! i am starting to wonder why why fall for me? why you think im your world? why im the one you want? and all im looking for are the answers the truth is all i ever want!!!
the one woman i care for im pushing away from me i dont want to loose her but i think i will becouse ive not felt like this in a long time and im moving to fast and i keep calling her to talk. U know who u r and im so so sorry for doing this but i do love u and care for u love shawn aka joker
21 Things That You Won't Find In The Real World!!
IN THE REAL WORLD 1) In the real world, you don't have to be back at home one hour before your house starts moving. 2) In the real world, if you vomit people will not treat you as though you have just released the Ebola virus into widespread circulation. Neither will small men in outbreak suits appear to hose down your house. Nor will you have to spend 72 hours locked in your bedroom watching a parade of dreary Meg Ryan films. 3) In the real world Bingo is a game for old people and the rules do not stipulate that only Filipinos can win. 4) In the real world when people ask how you are you do not have to be "Excellent". You could be "not bad", "hungover", "bloody awful' or dispense with words completely and resort to hand gestures (I suggest the Gareth Hunt Nescafe shake). 5) In the real world there are more than three episodes of The Simpsons. 6) In the real world there is no need, on a weekly basis, to simulate how you would respond if your house was on fire (my advi
I want a woman who will love me as much as I will love her I want a woman who beautiful to me in every way I want a woman who appreciates my cooking I want a woman who is non-judgemental of me I want a woman who understands me and doesn't question my intentions I want a woman who enjoys my dry sense of humor I want a woman whom I can dote on, but also wants to dote one me I want a woman that can discuss things with me I want a woman whom isn't afraid of being herself These are things I is my wish, may it come to be.
What If This Happens To U
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile... ..somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Any Thoughts On Marriage?
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? ~Author Unknown Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night. ~Paul Hornung..CUL--> As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. ~Socrates Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ~Author Unknown Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. ~O.C. Ogilvie A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. ~Author Unknown I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. ~Max Kauffman Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. ~Stephen Leacock, Literary Lapses, 1910 Love: A temporar
Aftershock Main
The Thing About The Truth Is That It Doesn't Change And It Doesn't Go Away
Neva Take Things For Granted
Look At This!!!!!!!
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The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I Her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best to place my hand on her breast I remember my fear my fast beating heart but slowly she spread her legs apart And when she did I felt no shame as all at once the white stuff came At last it was finished it's all over now, my first time...milking a cow. wahoooooooo i got u all lmao
Seasons Greetings
to one and all ty for being my friends have a save and happy holiday hope to see you all soon
Fubar Friend's
I WOULD LIKE TO WISH MY FUBAR FRIEND'S HAPPY HOLIDAY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur all wonderful people and i'm really glad to have met you all.
why is it, that everyone on this site feels it imperative to rate everyone a 10 and to make absolutely false comments about everything. for example: girl a posts pics of the worst piece of shit scratch ass tattoo that i have ever seen, yet everyone who leaves a comment, especially the guys, leave a comment about how nice the ink is, have you people lost your minds? guys your not gonna get blown for tellin someone that the crayola like tattoo that they have just gotten looks lovely, tell them the truth dumbass, that it looks like a rained on pile of goat shit, stop being pussies people. i say we rally and start telling these goofy ass ugly people exactly what we think. this is REVOLUTION!!!!! Whos with me?
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I Read This Today
Reader discretion is advised. Leave your pride and sense of self-righteousness at the door. You don’t need the former and I’ll be providing the latter. Ready? Off we go then. What’s the difference between a submissive and a slave? Everyone has an opinion on that one, don’t they? Sometimes those opinions are vastly different and sometimes it seems more a question of semantics and hair-splitting. Some people moderate their own definition so as not to cause offence and some do it so they can fit in with the crowd. What few people do is simply state what they believe because to do so, without caring how few or many other people will join them in their corner, can sometimes incur a backlash. Still, I’ve never particularly cared for anyone’s opinion besides my own unless that opinion comes from someone I know and respect. On the internet, there aren’t many I include in that group so I guess I either put or shut up, eh? A submissive chooses who and how she serves. A sla
I Need Help
i met this lady in here and we want a fubar marriage how do we go about doing that
Here She Is
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Loves Endless Flight
The sweetest melodies are those sung from the heart. The softest harmonies are when two souls mend together. Why then do people say it's love that tears them apart? When it's with love that you can stand the stormy weather. When I met you, Spring was here, and the birds were nesting. I looked into your soft eyes and saw the prettiest smile. Heaven pulled down her vail and offered her most sacred blessing. I've met an angel, I couldn't help but to smile. Sittting by the pool of life, reflecting upon it's surface, I think of others and I get a little ripple. I think of you, and a wave swells, spraying my face. You said you wouldn't cry, but I see the tears start to trickle. Some people don't believe in love at first sight, Obviously they haven't seen you. Drifting on love's endless blissful flight, I'm so glad I met you.
"Life is like a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends upon what you are made of." Unknown
Heaven In Your Arms
If I could catch a million stars, I know just what I'd do, I'd arrange them on a paper, And sing them back to you. If I could give you gifts of gold, I'd have each one inscribed, With a special memory, That I hold, dear, inside. I'd give you everything you'd want, Or you could ever need, But that would never measure, All you've given me. With honesty and compassion, You lend a tender ear. And when I look into your eyes, My troubles disappear. But, I am not a rich man, Nor lucky enough to catch a star, I can only give you one thing... All that's in my heart. This is something you'll never be without, Whether you are near or far, For it is a simple but precious gift. My love is where you are.
Leather, Rope And Steel
Bind my body Ensnare my soul Tease the senses My thoughts, You control Take me with You On this journey of seduction Your hands can show me The world I long to know You hold the key To free the slave in me I bid You to liberate my heart With ties of leather, rope and steel Only then can I feel desired When I can truly serve My submissive heart is trapped Until You unlock the door Patience while my wings unfold Creativity to light the fire Be strong with me My inner spring will swell You shall find a submissive’s heart Beats steady and true As long as there are bonds Of leather, rope and steel
To All The Whose Who Know Will Jones
I am here to say Will is married, has been in a supposed commited relationship for a year now. He does have a 2 month old with his wife, no it is not the Blake kiddo. It is another. He has been fucking around on all of you with all the rest of you, and his wife. He also has been screwing prostitutes. So yes you should get tested. He is not going to marry any of you he said he would. He is already legally married. And to top things off there have been serious alligations of Rape brought into police investigations. thank you very much Have a wonderful day
Id Be Mad Too
man if i looked like these people id be mad too
Plans For Christmas
This year I’ll be spending Christmas (and the week after) in Belize with my brother and sister. It all started a few months ago when my sister called me and asked if I wanted to go to Belize. “Sure,” I said, quickly Googling Belize, “I’d love to go to that great …. Central American country under Mexico.” So, maybe you’d like to learn about Belize too? Here’s what I learned: * Slightly larger than Massachusetts * Belize (formerly British Honduras until the name of the country was changed in 1973) * Bounded on the north and part of the west by Mexico, and on the south and the remainder of the west by Guatemala * National Bird: The Keel Billed Toucan * National Animal: The Tapir or Mountain Cow * belize2.jpgMore than 500 Mayan ruins dot the country * Caracol is the largest of Belize’s Mayan ruins. One pyramid is one hundred and forty feet high, the tallest man-made structure in Belize * Belize also consists of over 200 cayes (islands) * En
SO, I'm sitting here watching The Wedding Planner... and This chick was bitching about... all the annoying things her soon-to-be husband does, and like "is THIS the last man i'm going to have sex with.... ever..." And, i'm like... WOW.... and then jennifer lopez went on her speal... saing "you have the love of a man who said "i can't believe she picked me".. and "i'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met".... ***tear drop*** I fucking hate movies like this!!! Cuz, I'm like, DAAAAAMNIT!!! I WANT ROMANCE!!! I WANT, THE GROUND I WALK ON WORSHIPPED!!! WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE And, of course, I sit and miss lindon, and miss andrew... I can't help it. I miss being in love, and i miss... well, honestly, I miss being loved... I miss waking up in the morning and KNOWING that some man LOVES ME... and at that moment, feels that he couldn't live without me. And, of course, I just watch the sappiest proposal EVER....I wanted a sappy proposal... I did
Seriously Need Poa
Pretty self explanatory. Don't judge me.
Words Of Wisdom
Love me for my mind, not my body; but play with my body, not my mind. Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever ..zz..yes karen i was thinking of you.
A Food
A Food Valentine Cabbage always has a heart; Green beans string along. You're such a Tomato, Will you Peas to me belong? You've been the Apple of my eye, You know how much I care; So Lettuce get together, We'd make a perfect Pear. Now, something's sure to Turnip, To prove you can't be Beet; So, if you Carrot all for me Let's let our tulips meet. Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now, Bee my Honey, dear; Or tears will fill Potato's eyes, While Sweet Corn lends an ear. I'll Cauliflower shop and say Your dreams are Parsley mine. I'll work and share my Celery, So be my valentine.
Would You?
Would you kiss me under some mistletoe? If the answer is yes, then here's your chance.... go to my page and on the about me part of my page, you can plant a big smacker on me!!!! This is your chance, and yes I'M STANDING UNDER THE MISTLETOE ;) Kissesssssssssssssss The Evil Kissing ONE
Fucking Hell
So me and the girlfriend got into a huge fight and pretty much I'm an inconsiderate asshole for wanting to go home cause it felt like to me that she was pushing me away. and then cause I called her cussing her out cause of the way I felt. She said that she didn't want to continue to fight so she thought it would be best if we broke up. She's fucking pregnant with my child and yet pushing me away. I'm fucking confused and don't know how to keep her, cause I do love her and care about her and she claims that she does like and want me cause we hang out all the time but still at times I'm an inconvience to her even when she does come over. If I seriously am that much of an inconvience to her then why come over in the first place. shit I mean it's not like the end of the world if we don't hang out. I just don't know what to do anymore and I'm feeling so lost in this situation. It's like I do one thing and I'm wrong, I do the exact oppisite and I'm still wrong. I don't know if I should even
Things I Hate
I hate MySpace! The one thing that really, really pisses me off is when you make your profile private and people will bust balls trying to find you. I look at it this way..If I wanted you to find me I would've told you where to look! I hate men who think just because you are a woman you MUST let him see you naked! Ladies seriously we've all had it happen some penis who thinks he's the hottest thing since pop tarts sends you a message saying "Can I see you naked?" Where do men come up with their full proof(or so they think) pick up lines? A penis IM'd me the other day with this..."Can I put you on my Christmas list?" Kinda cute...but..GAY! I hate it when people ask "Is black your natural hair color?" Ummmm have you ever seen a pale ass white chic with natural black hair?" I'm sure they may exist somewhere, but seriously... I hate it when someone IM's you asking if you're Male or Female..I swear I must look like I have an Adams Apple or some shit cuz I get it all the freaking
I Am...
To some of you all you know me as The Cowgirl In Pink...and PaganCowboy31 is my B/F but he is much more than just that he is also a BDSM Master to me in which I have submitted to him as his submissive this does not give any of you the right to disrespect me or Master in anyway shape or form. Master PaganCowboy31 and I both have our personal sites on fubar but this account we share as Master/Slave and I do have my dominate side in which I show off well in The Cowgirl In Pink Profile but still do not think you can come here and treat me as you wish because none of you will no who you are talking to in this account so be polite,nice,kind,respectful and all that applies to both of him and I...if Master and I invite you to be our friend on this account it will be a privialge not a right...if you post ignorant comments you will be deleted from both accounts not just this again Wwe welcome you in to our life style.. Master P
Help Her Please
I would like us all to work on helping Deb get her VIP. When at all possible please go comment bomb her pic. She is a VERY good person n a VERY good friend and she has always helped A LOT of other people. It saddens me to see that all the people she has helped in the past n present are not helping her. So if you all could please help her with this. I kow she will definitely return the love back. Thank you to all who help. It would definitely be an awesome Christmas present as well.
Do Not Go To This Profile no one rate this person she will block u even if you rate her stuff
Updated Fu Engagement!
I'm having a FU wedding with my Real Life girlfriend! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Come Celebrate With Us!! What Love Has Joined Together You are formally invited to celebrate the Fu Union of Munkee FU & Now with ez 2 use disposable applicator! as we both say "I DO" The wedding will be held: Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 9pm CST in Centerfolds lounge
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f
A Bdsm Carol 2
A BDSM Carol 2 Sung To The Tune Of "Do You Hear What I Hear" DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR? Do you hear what I hear? Said the Mistress to her little slave, Do you see what I see? Across the room little slave, A chain, a chain, swinging with delight, With room enough to swing a whip, With room enough to swing a whip, Said the little slave to Mistress, Do you hear what I hear? Ringing through the dungeon Mistress, Ma'am?, Do you hear what I hear? A cry, a scream of joy from deep within, Behind a wall which we can not see, Behind a wall which we can not see, Said the Mistress to the nearest Dom, Do you know what I know? In this dungeon so dark my old friend, Do you know what I know? This slut, this slut serving us so true, Lets make her ass black and blue, Lets make her ass black and blue, Said the nearest Dom to the Mistress, Listen to what I say, Play your slaves, Dominants everywhere, Listen to
,,!,, X-mas!
Well.... This years x-mas is a lil more depressing than most years. I hate x-mas & everyone knows it. But I at least every year buy a few things for family & cards for the friends. Basically.. This is your card for the year! Sorry nothing I can do! Wouldn't be so bad if the car didn't break down AGAIN on my way home from work Friday night. I got lucky & had some friends (Cassie & Jayme) close to help me out. Cassie had to drive me a few blocks to pick up Keith at Big Pete's house then she drove us from Mo Val all the way to Hemet. If it wasn't for her you'd all probably be reading about my rape & murder in the newspaper. Yeah it was THAT bad of a neighborhood I broke down in. So, with no car I couldn't work all weekend, so no $$! Keith is paying for the car to be fix... Maybe, if we can get it fixed! So, he's got no more cash! X-mas is only a week away, he gets paid again the week AFTER x-mas & I still have people who owe me money. Totalling $360.00 AGAIN! Which I'm sure I won't see be
Am I An Alcoholic
For a long time now, I've been meaning to take one of those alcoholic screening tests, if for no other reason than to determine whether I am a bona fide alcoholic or just a fun-loving boozer who has it under control. I guess the reason I never got around to taking the quiz is because I'm a little scared of what I might learn, and also because I'm usually too hungover to concentrate on exams. Today, however, I finally decided to take the test. After a little research, I chose the John Hopkins University Hospital Alcohol Screening Quiz. The quiz asked a series of yes-or-no questions. Before proceeding, I made a pact to answer them honestly and completely. Here are the results: Q: Do you drink to build self-confidence or because you are shy? A: No. Shyness is the opposite of my problem. Q: Is drinking making your home life unhappy? A: No. Drinking makes my home life happier. Q: Is drinking negatively affecting your reputation? A: This is an ambiguous question. Affect my rep
Black Panties
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is wearing a black condom. Sh
2008-04-08 Game
Guess my Favorite Color and win a prize!....Send it in a message to me! I'll tell u if your right or close.
Haters And The Rudeness
It has come to our realization that some of the people on here leave some pretty nasty comments on these mumms as if they were life and death decisions and their advise will save the world. This is all for fun and if you get your jollies by being mean to people then you should enroll yourself in the closest high school because thats where the behavior belongs....grow up and quit being haters. We could list some names on here but we refuse to stoop to those childish levels.....we are adults after all.
A Christmas Message From Santa
Dear Friend I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year
I Promise
My love for you runs vast and deep, I pray that one day your love I'll reap. Everyday I hold my heart my heart together just for you, to give you support and freedom, so happiness can carry through. I know deep inside you, that you love me too. And even though you say that you don't love me in the same way, I see it glimmer in your eyes everyday. You love me and I love you, our love is as it should be, powerful and true. I also know that it makes you scared, and confused about what to do. How can I help you to see, that what I need is you, and what you need is me? Our mutual angel will guide us, to our deepest heart. He will help us find what lies in the deepest parts. I promise you will never lose me, I'll be here no matter what. I will do what I need to do, do whatever I must to ensure your happiness, safety, love, and trust.

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