If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? ~Author Unknown
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night. ~Paul Hornung..CUL-->
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. ~Socrates
Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ~Author Unknown
Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. ~O.C. Ogilvie
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. ~Author Unknown
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. ~Max Kauffman
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. ~Stephen Leacock, Literary Lapses, 1910
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence. ~Author Unknown
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948
