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Vows
Vows My love, my sher You showed me what it is to be To be ….truly and completely loved with a love, beyond all others A love of our two old souls That finally intertwine After life times of searching Leaving no doubt , our souls are finally where they belong Showing one another, what it means To be loved deeper then forever To be loved more passionate, then ever So when I say I do I mean I have, I do, and I’ll always Love you, with a love that’s deeper and more passionate Then ever felt before

Rest In Peace Uncle Bill
I just wanted to let my friends know that my Uncle Bill that lived across the street, passed away early this morning....He had some liver problems and it got worse.....Please keep my family in your thoughts and prayers today. Huggzzzz & smiles, Leah

War
I'm so sick of you other countries bashing our military for trying to help out the defenseless in your countries!!! that's right I said Defenseless. And of Course if you go blowing up our buildings we are not goin to sit idly by and not do a thing!. There are alot of political factors on this war that doesn't need to be. But again that is our Governemnt doin it. Not our Soldiers!!! their laying their lives on the line not only for us here at home but for you as well. If we didn't step in u would call us cowards, and now that we step in to help your defensless bunch of ppl u say we in the way. Make your frickin mind up already.Then u say well they did what they have to do, they can leave now. Really? Can You go to sleep at night in your own country and know you will wake up the next morning or that night without someone in the ALqueda shootin or bombing your own people? I may not be all that smart when it comes to war or w/e but you can't just expect that were actually goin to leave whe

Y'all Think I'm Jokin 'bowt This Sheeut
Back to Story - Help Former pilots and officials call for new U.S. UFO probe Mon Nov 12, 5:58 PM ET Democratic U.S. presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich may have been ridiculed for saying he had seen a UFO, but for some former military pilots and other observers, unidentified flying objects are no laughing matter. An international panel of two dozen former pilots and government officials called on the U.S. government on Monday to reopen its generation-old UFO investigation as a matter of safety and security given continuing reports about flying discs, glowing spheres and other strange sightings. "Especially after the attacks of 9/11, it is no longer satisfactory to ignore radar returns ... which cannot be associated with performances of existing aircraft and helicopters," they said in a statement released at a news conference. The panellists from seven countries, including former senior military officers, said they had each seen a UFO or conducted an official investig

Kids
Kids are our future in life if we don't give them what they need in life the respect, and everything else then our kids well not be able to live in the reall world. I also would like to share that my lil man is crawling and its so cute. My daughter is getting bigger and is getting a mouth on her also.

Tired
I am so tired of jealous Little Twits marking my pics NSFW, if the can't get there heads out of the clouds they need to get a real life my pics that is being marked is no worse than I see anywhere else. I had a toon marked this morning that has been on my profile since I came on here in April and even got it from another profile that is not marked. Plus seen alot worse in other pics too that is not marked.

Prayer
Tonight I prayed for God to take me, I can't carry this load/ Take me, please, up above, 'Cause I don't like the other road. I wake up each morning, And have to wake to this life/ I've messed up everything, I'm losing my wife. Messed with her heart, Messed with her head/ Messed up our future, I want to be dead. This is the woman, Who gave me a boy and girl/ Two other people I'll let down, And mess uptheir world. I love all three of them, That's why I wish for death/ Their futures will be brighter, When I draw my last breath. My life's a mess, all of my doing, How could I have been so blind?/ To not see I'd lose it all, She was there all the time. My wife and children deserve more, Than I could ever offer them/ I'm asking you, Lord, to take me tonight, To you I confess my sins.

Bulletin F/ Myspace "to All The Girls"
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked AGAIN because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, got shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for while. We went through the great stage with no fight

Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night". So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night. The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night. So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry. The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".

Greatest Bar In The World
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantas

When U Mess Up U Mess Up Big..lol
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser". "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts s

Old Mail System Coming Back, Your Existing Mail Will Be Deleted!!!
hey everyone, i'm working on migrating back to the old private message system. the current email/message system seems to be way to much overkill for the site, and it makes communication more cumbersome than it needs to be. if you have a custom url/email address setup, it will still work. for example, i'll still be able to receive email from my friends outside fubar at babyjesus@fubar.com. you'll also still be able to respond to these emails, and send them to people not on the site. the downside of this migration is that old messages in the current system will be lost. as i type this, all messages are currently being written to both systems, so when we actually cut over your inbox won't be empty-- but it will only contain messages from the last 24-48 hours. if you have anything in your inbox now, that's really important i recommend that you forward it off to another email address otherwise it may be lost. i know some of the newer members don't know what the 'old private me

Unnamed 2
As i awaken and look at you My eyes focus, can this be I wonder and guess, think and feel Can this be, is this it? The way we are With all our pain and scars Can we over come our doubt To prove even jaded flowers can sprout Our love feels so steady and strong There isn't a thing thats wrong So where do we go Do we go fast or take it slow Does it matter, my love is already yours To be with someone Who truly can see you Like no eyes, ever have Can it be, anything else...

Rough Times
This is definately a rough time of year. Thursday 11-15-07 will be 1 year ago that my 1/2 sister lost her fight with brain cancer. It was rough for a while I wasn't super close with her the past year but when I was younger I was and just the guilt of letting stupid shit let us not be close was rough.I was standing beside her when she passed away and I thought that would have bothered me but it actually helped because she went peaceful after a long day of a horrible breathing sound and her being in a coma type state. Anyways we have the same father is how were related and I'm very close and very very much admire my dad and its just been so hard seeing him break down he still cries soo often and I know its just going to be so hard on him this week.Hes 74 yrs old I'm just not sure how much more heartache he can handle. On 11-27-07 it will make 2 yrs since my mother in law passed away suddenly and unexsplained.My husband has said a few things lately out of the blue so I know its weighin

My Hero,my Best Firend, My Love
I sit here thinking every sec that goes by how much I miss you! How with you not here leaves an empty feeling in my world. I think back to all our memories all the times you made me smile and bring my sadness to all smiles. You always told me keep my head up things will turn around. You changed My life in more ways then you could ever imagine. I have hurt in my heart from losing you sticks out like a knife was put through it! There are times when I shut everyone out and just want to be alone to hide my tears. I cant help it. I miss those words that came from you "I love you babes" or "you are my angel" How I miss the times you sang the song you wrote for me. I miss everything about you and the love that we shared. I will hold you and our memories and love forever in my heart! There are many times I find it hard to get by if it wasnt for my kids and your words to keep going I dont know where i would be! Those whom read this I was engaged to a wonderful man whom was one of the bravest I

Omgggg Sensual
Now that i have all of ur attn lets shake her up today and stop by her page show her some sexxxxxxy love and let me know how sexy u got with ur gift and puleassssssssse if u dont know what sexy means then ur on the wrong site lmao wahooooooooo xoxo ~FunkyMunky~@ fubar

Im The One
If you need someone to take you by the hand And help you heal your broken heart Show you how to find the faith in love again So you can make a brand new start If you're looking for the man to chase away your clouds And be your morning sun Oh, baby, I'm the one Believing in tomorrow is so hard When all your yesterdays are filled with pain Trusting in the future isn't easy When the past is just pouring rain All you need is someone who can take away The memory of what he's done Oh, baby, I'm the one I'm the one who longs to kiss your lips And hold you tight I'm the one who longs to love you For the rest of your life So if you're looking for the kind of man who loves Forever and will never run Oh, baby, I'm the one I'm the one who longs to kiss your lips And hold you tight I'm the one who longs to love you For the rest of your life So if you're looking for the kind of man who loves Forever and will never run Oh, baby, I'm the one Oh, baby, I'm the one

One For Dimebag
'Dimebag' Darrell Abbott: A Larger-Than-Life Guitarist And Human Being 'He's the type of guy that would do anything for his friends,' says Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian. Larger than life" are perhaps the words that best describe guitar legend Darrell Abbott — a.k.a. Dimebag Darrell — who was shot and killed onstage Wednesday night in Columbus, Ohio From the moment he and his brother Vinnie (who went by Vinnie Paul) formed Pantera in Dallas in 1982, Abbott lived to be a heavy metal hero and strived to take guitar playing to a new place. And when Pantera took off, he gleefully indulged in the spoils of rock stardom, launching his own strip club and endorsing his own line of guitars. But what he'll always be best remembered for is his mastery of his instrument. For more than 15 years, Abbott's playing crackled and burned like a dangerous brushfire, first with Pantera, and then, when that band publicly exploded in 2000, with Damageplan, which he co-founded with Vinnie last year. He

Dimebag
CHELSEA J. CARTER AP National Writer "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, who was fatally shot during a performance, was a frenetic, ear-shattering guitarist whose riffs for the Grammy-nominated Pantera and more recently Damageplan were a heavy-metal staple. He was 38. Abbott was shot to death as he took the stage Wednesday with Damageplan at the Alrosa Villa nightclub in Columbus, Ohio. Three other people also were fatally shot before a police officer shot the gunman to death. The deaths shook the heavy-metal music industry, and fans flooded Web sites to share their shock. "I'm absolutely beside myself with grief. I can't for the life of me understand why someone would do this," said Ozzy Osbourne, who often toured with Pantera. The metal band Drowning Pool cancelled its tour following the rampage. One of the other victims in the shooting once worked for Drowning Pool. "No one knows why some people do the heinous things they do," the band said in a statement. "Dimeb

My Sweetheart
So often when I am embracing you, It seems that you exist in this world only because of me and I exist because of you. It's not easy to wander in this world and not lose one's way, but the greatest happiness of all is in giving joy to one's beloved. And if the king can have his throne, and if the bird can have his Spring nest, and God can have his heaven, then I, my sweetheart, I can have you!

Love
Sooo, I'm watching a movie right now. My super ex girlfriend. Good movie, sorta. Kinda cute. SO, he breaks up wiht her. And then she tortures the HELL out of him. It's amazing. I so wish I could do that. God, Lindon wouldn't have a moment of peace til i was happy.... Actually... I am happy. It's pretty strange. I'm so in love Andrew. It's insane. I mean, hell, read back through my blogs about my bullshit relationships, and the bullshit I've gone through with Lindon... and here I am... i can't explain how much I truly love him. He means the world to me. I've never been so in love some one... After Lindon i never thought I'd be able to love someone on that level. i never thought I'd be able to get over him, and love someone like I did him. And now, As i sit here thinking about Andrew, I know that I love him more than I could have ever loved anyone. He's the one for me. I find myself being so cheesy romantic, and smiling for no other reason than thinking of him. Everytime he tex

My Vow To You
When you are sad, I will dry your tears When you are scared, I will comfort your fears When you need love, my heart I will share When you are sick, for you I will care You will feel my love when we are apart Knowing that nothing will change my heart When you are worried, I will give you hope When you are confused, I will help you cope When you are lost, and can’t see the light My love will be a beacon, shining ever so bright This is my vow, one that I pledge till the end For you above all are my wife and best friend These words I have written, speak of my love for you From my lips these words spoken, shall always ring true God has blessed me, and with your hand in mine Both of our hearts, will forever intertwine Into all lives, falls pain and sorrows, I promise together, we will meet all tomorrows Happy in marriage, honor and love blessed in unity by God above

Are There Angels?
It is said there are Angels In Heaven above And they shine with the light Of an inner love Of these things I had not a clue But that was Before I found you For in you I’ve found A love that is so right It shines all around With the brightest of light It comes from somewhere So deep within That it has no beginning And knows no end Your love is a light That brightens each day Of all of the people You see on your way Where ever you go Or whatever you do All see the love That you have inside you That God sent you here To a place where you’d be Sharing such love With someone like me Is proof for me That angels exist And are filled with a love That no man could resist I thank God each day For finding the time For looking down on me And making you mine So yes there are Angels In heaven above I know because God Sent me one to love

Selfish People
Ya know what really irritates me? Lots of stuff does, but here's one example.... When someone belongs to an organization that participates in fundraising activities in order to support local organizations, or individuals, in need and they let their personal interests, beliefs, or attitudes interfere with their fundraising goal. Okay so maybe I should be more specific. A girl I know tried to buy a candybar from a sorority member selling candybars to help families in need during the holiday season. The girl selling the candy refused to sell a candybar to my friend because she did not agree with that person's religious beliefs. Now why would you let your personal feelings about someone's religious orientation affect your goal of raising money to help area residents during the holidays? I feel that was a very petty thing to do and the girl should be reminded of what she is raising money for. Do you think that some kid would rather go without warm clothes than take a dollar fr

If I Knew
If I knew how to write a song I’d write one everyday It would say that I’m in love with you And why I feel this way It would have to say you’re pretty And as rare as a desert rose It would say you’re a looker From your head down to your toes You are funny, dainty, fragile And as feminine as can be You’re smart charming lovely And everything to me You’re my comfort when I’m lonely You’re my peace when I need rest Of all the women I’ve known I must rate you the best. You’re the orchard in the jungle, you’re the better half of me You’re all of this and so much more, you mean the world to me Still so much is left unsaid, It would take me far to long I know how much I love you, If only I could write a song.

If There's...
If there's one face I want to see, so beautiful, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special love, my world, my life, my heart.

My Vip
Just to let everyone know HItman6 and I are letting our VIP's run out. We are tired of givin money to a site that is becomeing a pain in our a**. We will still be on here from time to time (He has been working alot so he only gets on on his days off) I on the other hand will get on here if I am bored. Well we hope you all have a great time and we will be talkin with ya'll soon.

It Cant Be True!!
1. How old will you be in five years? 32 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Lori and Beverly 3. How tall are you? 4'10.5" 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Christmas 5. What's the last movie you saw? 300 6. Who was the last person you called? Chamber of Commerce 7. Who was the last person to call you? Shannon 8. What was the last text message you received? Hey girlie, what's up? 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? people dont leave me messages because i answer the phone. 10. Do you prefer to call or text? call 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? sleeping 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? divorced 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? 2 months ago 14. What color are your eyes? blue 16. What are you wearing right now? blue jeans and shirt and heels 17. What is your favorite christmas song? Rudolph(I always cheer for the underdog) 18. Wher

Sheridee
Every day when i think of you My soul shines and my heart races wild Your my heaven, my peace of mind My mind races of thoughts of you with that smile and those beautiful eyes My heart had no chance My soul is yours for the taken I just need you in my life Cause your love is divine If i could have one thing, in this world It would be for us to grow old together Your my heaven, my peace of mind All i want is to be yours My soul is yours for the taken I just need you in my life Cause your love to me is Divine

I'm Sorry
Listen to What I Have To Say, I lay awake at night crying without the tears. The tears can no longer fall. I silently weep for all that I have done. I can’t change any of it, it’s all in the past, and I can only mourn it all now. I’ve done things I never thought I would do, and I done them to you. I expect no forgiveness. I deserve no forgiveness. I ask you for nothing but to listen to what I have to say now. I couldn’t say it then. I made a mistake and for that I will forever pay. It was never meant to hurt you, it was never meant to make you feel bad, it was meant to protect what we had. It makes no sense to you and it never will. You can never understand my mind . . . I did what was right in my mind. I did what I felt needed to be done and it turned out that I was wrong. I will pay the rest of my life for what I done, isn’t that enough? Will my ever lasting suffering be enough to ease your mind in time? Will it help you to know that I will never forgive myself

The Gift Of Knowing You
There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.

My Letter To The Piece Of Shit
Its `Renee. Your other granddaughter, and I use that term lightly, ok well actually never. I would like to thank you for emailing my sister, because now she sees you for the piece of shit liar that you truly are! Who in the hell do you think you are feeding her some bullshit story like that!? How dare you even think to speak of my mother, keep her name from your fucking mouth! You don`t have the money in yet, its been what 5 yrs? You fed my sister and myself bullshit saying you wanted to help us, only when I hung up the phone I called you on that crap and knew I would never hear from your sorry ass again. We know you never sent shit because my sister and I are the ones who snooped around when we were younger. You and your precious baby boy never did shit for us and never planned on it either, if he`s so great he would have never slapped my mother in the face. And if you were so great with guys you would have never dated a piece of shit guy that beat you up leading to your other sons de

Found A Nice Rest Stop!
Ok, so I'm cruisin around And I see something Or some..one I stop to scope out the situation Sure 'nuff There it is Starin at me with lost eyes I hesitate Not wanting to get bit I put my hand out gently Waiting for a reaction I'm a good soul Very real in every sense But also very vulnerable I am of good faith I'm smiling So far so good I think I'll check this out for awhile See what happens I have learned a little along the way So all that still applies Think I'm gonna park it and enjoy the view Pass me a drink..will ya?

Even Erotic Food Has To Follow The Rules
OSLO (Reuters) - Norway's largest erotic chain store was forced to change the labeling on products such as penis pasta, candy cuffs and chocolate body painting, to comply with Norwegian food regulations. The Norwegian food safety authority, whose goal it is to make sure consumers have healthy and safe food, conducted a surprise inspection at one of the chain's stores and found that several products violated food labeling regulations, top-selling tabloid VG reported on Tuesday. "We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product," Kjersti Antonsen, a sexual adviser in the store, told VG. Products containing food must be marked with a Norwegian label, listing all ingredients. "We have panties, bras, handcuffs and suspender belts made out of candy," Antonsen said, adding that the store will comply with the regulations and label all its food products. The food safety authority also said the store also breached rules

Half Way There Please Help!!!!
IM MORE THEN HALF WAY TO THE END. NEED MORE HELP PLEASE!!! SOOOOOO PLEASE PEOPLE¡¦HELP A GIRL OUT..LOL ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ This is the host of the contest Fan/Add/Rate him. Cup Of Joe@ fubar

Aunt Barbara
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell hem a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a marine pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of Whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?" "Stay away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking."

Ambers Bewbs 1028r!!!!
If you can ...plz come by Cannibals page and add her as a friend so that you can vote on my bewbs! Only one comment needed! No comment bombing allowed! Guys look at it this way…one comment needed so you can stare at BOOOOOBIES!!!! LOLOL Cannibal ~ Show some love@ fubar After you add her....heres the link to my bewbs so you can leave me your one comment. TY :D VOTE FOR 1028R!!! [ fubar.com photo: 3706181962 ]

Ugh~
this contest business is very stressful. I have been so busy today just back and forth on this computer trying to get votes and doing some housework. I have a major headache now. Please spread the word about my pic and vote for me, please. I am currently running neck and neck for 5th place. remember you have to be Cannibal's friend to be able to see and vote.... ~~smooches~~

Broken
If you listen close enough you can hear my heart breaking into the million pieces you once held together and when you look close enough you can see the damage you do within me making me weak and frail up against the hate and disproving words you spit at me with every syllable of needless cynicism that you say I crumble under the weight didn't you know you are supposed to be the one catching me not letting me fall

Yah You Heard Me
I am sorry. I have been thinking a lot lately and let me tell you that I am feeling less submissive than I usually am. I mean I guess I am just upset cause people act like such pussies. Sometimes a girl just wants to be left alone make her miss you don't jump on every chance to speak to her. This weekend my ex was in town again. He walked right up to me pulled my hair and kissed me like I was still his. Sweet love I have never wanted him more than when he did that. And it made me think where are the real dominants in this town. I don't really think theyre are ne. Well male dominants ne ways. I know some female dominants that scare me cause I know that they would teach me a thing or two.

Not Him ( When My Ex Left)
The whole time you were with me You wanted him, The promises you made to me You wanted them for him, The moments I was happy Should have never happened, When you held me You wish I was him, Looking in my eyes Saying that lie: "I love you" You thought of him, My plans for our happy life were nothing They never meant anything from the beggining, You never wanted to try with me, But you will put everything you have To make him happy, Now I sit here in this cold room Dying inside, Because I gave my all, Every fucking ounce of me, And none of it made a bit of difference Because I am not him.

Help Aaron Please (not Fubar Related)
A friend of mine in Florida has a son. Her son's name is Aaron and he is a hero! He has started his own organization to help free the children of the world from parasitic worms that invade their poor little bodies from incomprehensible living conditions. He was recently invited to show CNN his story and they have decided to have him as a finalist in CNN Hero's. If he wins, his organization will recieve $25,000 towards helping his cause. You can visit the voting page at the link below as well as take a look at his video. The video explains what it is that he does and what his mission is. All he needs to win is a vote! One second from each of our lives to place a check mark next to his name at the voting page. There is no limit on votes, how many you can place or how many per day or anything, so if you feel like sitting there and giving him a HUGE FUBAR vote bomb, I am sure he and "his kids" would truly appreciate the effort. Please people spread the word about this. It is a v

Untitled
I talked to a man I thought was so sweet...And then to my surprise the real person comes out...He spoke those flowery words that make you feel so good inside...But the words were lies he kept trying to hide...Does he do this to many on here...I am almost certain , so you better beware...Don't wear your heart on your sleeve just always be strong...Then when the time is right, that right man will come along.

Recording Artist Keni Thomas And His Band Cornbread Will Return Home To Perform In Columbus
Recording artist Keni Thomas and his band Cornbread will return home to perform in Columbus, Georgia on November 17 at 3:45 p.m. to support the 6th Annual “God Bless Fort Benning”, a rally to show support to our troops and their families. Thomas, a native to Columbus and Fort Benning, is a former Army Ranger who received the Bronze Star of Valor for his efforts in the Battle of Somalia, depicted in the book and movie Black Hawk Down. His debut album entitled Flags of Our Fathers is a tribute to the American troops and their families. The album benefits the Hero Fund, which Keni established through the Special Operations Warrior Foundation to benefit the children of fallen soldiers. The event, expected to draw over 20,000 people this year, will feature entertainment, food, games, a motorcycle rally and a brand new 5k marathon. Other special guests for Saturday’s event include radio personality Dr. Laura Schlessinger and two Ultimate Fighting Championship competitors signing autogr

I Want To Know
I WANT TO KNOW I want to know how you love I want to know how you want to be loved I want to know the very essence Captured in your mind and soul Do you have a tender heart so meek and mild Or is your heart one full of Rage Hurt Pain and hunger for my reality I WANT TO KNOW YOU I want to know who you are I want to know who you want to be I want to see and partake in your dreams If your second world will allow me It's okay to let your barriers down I will be gentle and sensitive With your fragile heart and antique mind Allowing you that freedom of expression Freeing you from any suppression that is within I WANT TO KNOW YOU I want to know how you feel When my smile meets your eyes When my lips connect with your mahogany face I want to know how you truly feel When you hear my voice rickashayin within your mind Like the sound of the ocean captured in a shell Is your heart warm Does it yearn for my caress and gentle tug I WANT T

As We Honor The Veteran
Veterans are easy to recognize By their special swagger And their shattered eyes By the way they stand so tall When the flag is raised And how they bow their head When the Lord is praised. They may have clabbered voices And brown and mottled skin A missing arm or leg or eye But you can see the youth within. What horrors did they see What hell did they endure To keep my flag and liberty secure? What would our nation be like Without veteranssuch as these? Let us remember each of them When we bow our knees And may we give all reverence due To the brave men and women Who defend the Red, White and Blue.

Someday
Someday Someday Ill learn just who I am.Someday Ill believe I can Endure the obstacles that hinder my plan Someday I wont feel like such a sham Someday Ill hold some kind of clout And not be filled with such self-doubt.Someday I wont feel so much pain And understand the soul Ill gain From every tortured brick Ive lain As I venture to stay sane Though demons continually pick my brain. Someday Ill wipe away the tears Someday Ill prove to all my peers That all my dreams are oh so near Someday my sky will be that clear That I can live without my fears.Someday Ill actually make him proud And bring my head below the clouds.Someday hell see my true self-worth That I deserve to walk this earth. Someday Ill have something to give Someday I will truly live The life that I pray so much forA life filled with so much more Someday Ill Someday

What Good Is Love
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now

We Are Home
Well after 4 days of eating hospital food and dealing with the hustle and bustle of the hospital, Ravyn is FINALLY home. Her daddy and I are exhausted, but ever so grateful that she is doing better and back home where she belongs.

I Got Jobs
this is for my friends on messengers, i'm currently holding down a few jobs so i'm not gonna be on as much :( i'm also gonna be going to college in alittle bit and am gonna be moving outta town so yeah.....dont wait up for me

The Crowning Of The Witches
The Crowning of the Witches The dawn had arisen with the brilliance of a thousand watts of light through the smallest pin hole in the blinds on the bedroom window. Right in my eye with a piercing glow enough to cause a migraine headache big enough to make the sanest person crazy. It seemed to relentlessly follow my every effort to block it out. I threw my covers off and moaned the obsinaties of a woman not ready to start her hum drum life that morning. I was not for sure why I was even making an effort to wake up or even rise out of bed. Since I lost my job I just haven’t had the will to go on with my life or even just go about the days. I get up, clean the house, go online and send resumes to every job I see weather it interests me or not it is a job and a paycheck, then if I have the gas I get me ass out on the road with resumes in one hand and high hopes in the other. Smiling at every one I shake hands with and try to kiss ass just enough to get hired but not fucked over. And go

Mean Moms....
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved yo

For The Boys
I was an 18 yr old virgin when I graduated HS (class 0f ’07 BABY!!!)…not that I wanted to be a virgin. My boyfriend all through high school had refused to take my cherry because of his religion. Once I got out of HS and before I start college, I realized that I needed to explore my sexuality, so I dumped him and started looking around for someone to fuck! I swore to myself that the first guy to ask me out would get my cherry. That guy was Mike. He was real skinny, and his cock matched the rest of his body. I could barely feel him inside of me, as I was used to masturbating with my magic stick for years. He also didn't last very long. But he served his purpose and I broke up with him after a few weeks….not because of his pencil dick, or his inability to fuck me long enough so I would come, though. I left him when I found the man I had been searching for…Rob. Rob was 6', big and strong, without looking like a body builder. I could tell by the way his jeans fit that he had a great p

A Letter
Hello, To anyone who cares to read. I have no friends, I don't know why. I don't belong. I have a heart but no one cares. I try to be nice, I try to get along. All I hear is people say, "You don't belong." Tears run down my face while everybody's calling me a discrase. My sorrow leads me nowhere, but ot an empty room. I hate the fact taht I'm alone. I'm ready for a friend, but when will that friend appear. I sit in this empty room, waiting for the day that someone wants to play and be my friend.

This Is So Sad
THIS MOTHERFUCKER KILLED THIS LITTLE FOR NO RESON.HER STEPPDAD BROKE BOTH OF HER LEGS AND HIT HER SO HARD IT KILLED HER .AND HER REAL DAD WAS AT WAR AND DIDNT MAKE IT HOME TO SAY GOOD BYE TO HER ,HE GOT HOME IN TIME TO PUT HIS LITTLE GIRL IN THE GROUND.THIS IS THE SADESS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN PLEASE PASS THIS ON

4000 Yr Old Peruvian Temple Found
Carbon dating tests and excavation of a colorful pre-Incan temple indicate that it was built thousands of years ago by an advanced civilization, a prominent archaeologist said in comments published Sunday by a Peruvian newspaper. Unearthed in Peru's archeologically rich northern coastal desert, the temple has a staircase leading to an altar that was used for worshipping fire and making offerings to deities, Walter Alva, who headed the three-month excavation, told El Comercio. Some of the walls of the 27,000-square-foot site — almost half the size of a football field — were painted, and a white and red mural depicts a deer being hunted with a net. Alva said the temple was apparently constructed by an "advanced civilization" because it was built with mud bricks made from sediment found in local rivers, instead of rocks. "This discovery shows an architectural and iconographic tradition different from what has been known until now," said Alva, who discovered and is the museum director for

Just Like A Baby
A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make; the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage. Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, it is okay with him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage. They were happy that they were honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; sh

Retirement
Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting. We tell them for example, the other day Jackie & I went into Tunbridge Wells and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So Jackie called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. then he said," there you are, I suppose you are both happy now?" We said, "We don't give a f**k as the car is not ours, we came to town on the bus using our free pass". We do make an effort to have a little fu

Life
Don't think that this is a cry for help. This is understanding. All things in life have a reason for being around you. Love, people, thoughts, smells and music. All my life I have ran away from the hurt and pain of love. What about facing in for once? Letting time of a heart tell the story. Anyone that knows me well enough knows that when it gets to hard I leave. Well its easy to do when your on the road. I drive truck I am in and out before I know it. This past week I have fumbled through everything in life and the only thing that is left is Love and The heart. To often the road goes harshly bad and your often left feeling like things are your fault. Both can't be controlled but when listened to they sure can blind you to whats right there in front of you. I have always listened to hard. I give 100% in one department and slack at others. I forget everything trying to be everything to the one I love. Did I ever think that maybe I should listen more? Nope. Understand more? Nope. I

Self Pleasure
I aint never did nothin like this before, but I heard it was off da chain, da sweet release when u finished, makes u wanna do it again and again, I lit some candles, and put on some good music, so I could set the mood just right, made sure nobody planned on stoppin by, cuz I was bout ta get me some tonight, Locked all my doors, made sure windows were shut, didn't want nobody to see, u know those snoopin type of neighbors, always want somethin ta spread about me, I pulled it out, and got a good ass grip, and now I'm gettin an abnormal sensation, this feels kinda good, so good I cant stop, I guess that's why they call it POETIC MASTURBATION oh my damn, this is feelin too good ta me, even though its with myself, I'm gettin me some, I feel something happening, is it happening? I think its happening, OH SHIT! I THINK IM BOUT TA CUM!!! and there it is, as my cum runs down this page, its black and white residues leaves a stain, a bearing o

Another Reason Why Men Like Curves
Nigella Lawson's voluptuous curves have given her a legion of male admirers, but a new academic study suggests that her appeal, and that of other curvy women, is based on more than the purely physical. It is already known that curvaceous women live longer and that men find them more attractive but the new research suggests that they are also cleverer. Lawson graduated from Oxford before finding fame in the kitchen The study, to be published this week, shows that men who admire women with hourglass figures do so because they are more intelligent and therefore produce more intelligent children than waif-like women or those of "apple-shaped" proportions. The case of Lawson appears to bear out the findings. Possessing perhaps Britain's most famous hourglass figure, the cookery presenter is also an Oxford graduate. Rachel Weisz, the naturally curvy Oscar-winning actress, completed an English degree at Cambridge before she headed for Hollywood. The scientists,

Nasty
so today i went to work and i came back from break the two girls i work with saved me some pound cake from snack and they offered it to me knowing that i will eat anything so of course i eat it and they start laughing at me and i get paranoid and five minutes later they told me they put sea monkeys all over the bread i even said it tasted good but when they told me i wanted to vomit.... it was nasty anyone have a good way to get them back

25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party!" 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a toque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume t

Weird Sex Laws...
http://www.bertc.com/sexlaws.htm No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho

I'm Really Not Okay
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way. For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay) I've told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay) To be a joke and look, another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look! I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out Forget about the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed I'm okay I'm okay! I'm okay, now (I'm okay, now) But you really need to listen to me Because I'm telling you the truth I mean

Ouch
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, & proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. There was snow mixed with the rain, & the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, & discovered the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, & slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."My loving wife of 20 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?" I still don't know if she was joking.

Poem
About beauty intro poem Beauty, unlike Love or Friendship or even Life, brings its own sweet reward. You don't have to bring Beauty into existence. You don't have to work at it. All that is required is that you appreciate it, as the poems you are about to read surely do. These poems are about Beauty, but more than that they are about the appreciation of it. In nature. In people. In the situations that make up our daily lives. Poetry is Truth. And perhaps the greatest Truth any of us can discover is that Beauty exists in our lives, only waiting to be found and recognized. And appreciated. Kevin D, Fox

Another Poem
When day is light and night is dark, I saw my life fall apart. I came to the conclusion life is good, When you make the best and i know you could. I know everything happens for a reason, But it allways happens every season. I have the best friend's that anyone could ask for, And i know they could ask for much more. I know that friends come and go, But i know the friend's i have will never go. I could ask for much more in life, My friends, family, and there is no wife. Today is the day i sit and think, I wana find that girl and give her a wink. Please give a day to express all your thoughts, So here i am just to jot. Kevin D. Fox

Ur Life In My Eye
The first time i saw you was a dream come true, That somthing about you made me like you. With your beauty and heart that is so fine, I wish that one day you will be mine. The hugging and kissing that felt so right, I wish that you were here with me tonight. Sent from heaven you came right to me, When your in my arm's i feel so free. Tonight the feelings are still this strong, I knew this could never be ment wrong. I thought about your past, But i know i wont finish last. my life was ment to be with you, I hope one day i can say i live you. In my heart i fell for you, i hope you fell the the way i do. I wish you'd come home to me, So i can set your mind free. Kevin D. Fox

Untitled
I have this heart that wants the protection of love. Security of someone special, feeling safe in thier arms. Passion burning in the air. Feeling the closeness of eachother without even touching. Smelling the mist of the chemistry lingering around. Hearing two hearts pound as one. Seeing in his eyes the gaze of being in love. The sensation of wanting eachother,that all inhibitions are thrown out the window as you cave into eachothers needs and desires.

Why Women Are Crabby!
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spen

Hard Rock Music Creates Killer Mice
http://www.relfe.com/hard_rock.html David Merrell, a high school student from Suffolk, Virginia, has won top honors in regional and state science fairs for his experiment involving mice, a maze and hard-rock music. After establishing a baseline of about 10 minutes for the mice to navigate the maze, David started playing music 10 hours a day, then put the mice through the maze three times a week for three weeks. His findings: the control-group mice, which did not listen to any music, were able to cut five minutes off their time; the mice that listened to classical music cut 8.5 minutes off their time; and the mice that listened to hard-rock music took 20 minutes longer to navigate the maze. David said, "I had to cut my project short because all the hard-rock mice killed each other … None of the classical mice did that at all." Source: Washington Times, 2 July 1997. UPDATE: Scientists kill mice with Dance Music www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/top_story.html?i

School Shooting Threat
i was informed tonite that there is a threat of a school shooting at our middle and high school tomorrow. what should i do? the school isnt closing but i am keeping my kids home reguardless. but i told my kids that if i were to go to the school and do a shooting, i wouldnt talk about it. also what about bomb threats? if i wanted to blow somebody up i wouldnt call threats in. what is the purpose of that? if i want them to die, i certainly am not going to forwarn them!!!!! what if i keep my kids home tomorrow and it happens another day? are we to hide out and live in fear of assholes? they are trying for a perfect attendance record this year which will be ruined by ignorance!!! a few years back i went to school and got arrested because i threatened a teacher. they asked me how i got into the school and i told them that i went in, signed in, took a name tag and went on my way!!!! i told them that when something bad happens, its not going to be a parent who does it. we have no metal detect

10 Rules For Thanksgiving Dinner At My House
(Print and give copy to each guest that enters your home.) 10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE 1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything. 2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your butt down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little butts to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle B

Yule
Yule or winter solstice happens near December 21, which is the longest darkest night of the year. The dark of Winter is safe like my bedcovers at night. Dark whispers of a Mother's love caress me. In the darkness of the Mother's womb, the void I am safe, sustained, at peace. and can move inward, into my own dark self, looking, learning, purifying. I can cleanse myself of all that blocks me from being born new with the rising new solstice sun when the sun king is born, with promises for the Spring ahead. Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the 'Christmas' season. Even though we prefer to use the word 'Yule', and our celebrations may peak a few days BEFORE the 25th, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, carolling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a 'Nativity set', though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mot

Bad Day
so lets start with i'm in the process of coming off of paxil. So that is becoming more of a bitch than i thought it would, i have read up on the withdrawl symptoms and it some what scares me but I know deep down i can handle it. Then after work today my husband of 7 years says he's not happy. He goes through this once a year or when he thinks i need to change something about myself. Its just this year with me trying to come off of paxil it is really getting to me. i love him but damn he needs to get over this self pity bullshit right now. I know it will be ok or atleast i hope it will but in the mean time it's driving me freakin crazy. I need some me time. I really don't feel like babing him right now, i need to be taking care of myself right now not him. I know i'm being a little selfish right now but i think i should be able to right now. I haven't ate anything today, which is one the reasons why i'm going off my paxil it has made me gain 50lbs. i'm use to only weighing only 105 and

Take 2
Oct 26, 2007, 1:50 pm What happens to you? What happens to me? What happens to us? What happens to the years? What happens to the past? What happens to the future, I thought our love would last? What happens to the good times we had? What happens to the people we'll ended up wanting to be? What happens to us I need to know? Because to me what will happen is Without you I'll never be free What happens is wiith out you that is no me.

My Ankle
There's a guy who calls me, and talks about absolutely nothing. He gets on the phone and mentions random stuff about his day, then goes into detail about trumpets and jazz music. Hmm..i feel bad because im not particularly interested. He BORES me. I cant really enjoy myself or our discussions beacuse it doesnt interest me. Plus he doesnt ask me any questions about me, he just rambles on about himself and what he feels. I kinda feel left out. Unimportant. I know I should ask him why he talks about himself so much, but I dont really care anymore. Our conversations suck MAJOR and i dont wanna talk to him anymore. There's just nothing there......*sigh* on the other hand i DID manage to damage my ankle. Not the torn ligament/funky ankle, but the other normal one. My left ankle hurts like a hangnail, and Im trying to relax it right now. Im tired...still. SO much for the revolution Amber. LOL

Big Dose Of Reality
I had a very sobering experience today that really opened my eyes and scared me stupid. Colt (the boyfriend) hadn't been feeling well most of the day but decided to try and go to work. I told him not to but he's stubborn like that. He'd been throwing up all day and had a terrible headache that wouldn't go away. I did not want him to drive to work but he insisted on it. Not even a half hour after starting his shift I got a call that he was getting worse and heading to the hospital. He didn't want me to be with him at first but I wouldn't take no for an answer so I rushed out the door and did 90 the whole way there. It turns out that he was extremely stressed out and his body couldn't take it. He'd been vomiting so much that there was practically no liquid left in his body so they gave him fluids through an IV along with medication for his headache and nausea. We spent nearly 4 hours at the hospital and thankfully by the time we left Colt was feeling a lot better. Being t

Megadeth...
Well to start off you'll need to read the following http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=4265430 The answer is YES.. its hard to trust.. especially when I heard NOTHING until this GIRL was gonna give you PAYBACK... WTF?!? you should have said something a LOT sooner.. and apologized THEN when you KNEW what you did was wrong.. but as I said before I'm way BEYOND the mad point.. I'm just F'in disappointed. .. thats all.. and thats where my head's at.. maybe someday I can forgive a cam-whore watcher. -ME

Just Fyi
I wanna thank u all for the happy bday hollars and stuff ... if i forgotten anyones im sorry im just not built that way so ill tell you all now happy bday and merry holidays and shit like that hugs and high fives all around

The Mathematician
There was this Mathmatics Professor, and he was not feelin' well with his mariage. One day, he e-mailed his wife and said, "Dear, you are 54, and there are some things that you just can't provide for me. I hope that you are not mad or offended by this letter, but by the time you read this, I will be in the Ridge Motel with my 18 yr old Student Assistant. I will be home tonight!" When he got to the Hotel, there was a fax there waiting for him that read, "Dear, you too are 54 yrs old, and I just wanted to let you know, that by the time you read this, the 18 yr old plumber that stopped to fix the drain and I are havin' an affair. Since you are such an esteemed Mathematics Professor, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 into 18! Don't wait up!"

Ten 10 Foot Gibson Guitars Signed By Ozzy Up For Bid
From: OZZFEST 2008 (Coming Soon!)Date: Nov 13, 2007 5:44 PMBid on Ozzy's signed 10 foot Les Paul Gibson guitar designed by Gerald ScarfeFor any Ozzy Osbourne fan, this is your chance to own a piece of rock 'n roll history. Gibson Guitartown London, the capital's most vibrant summer public art exhibition announces that all 61 unique hand painted and signed Gibson guitars are now available to bid online exclusively at Ebay via the www.londonguitartown.com website.This is your opportunity to bid exclusively for Ozzy Osbourne's personally signed 10 foot Gibson Les Paul replica guitar. The giant fiberglass guitar called "Skull" was designed and hand painted by the highly acclaimed Sunday Times caricaturist Gerald Scarfe and displayed publicly around More London on London's South Bank by City Hall, SE1 from June 2007 to September 2007 attracting over 2.5 million visitors.Gibson Guitartown London is a charity inspired campaign bringing the power of music together with art to raise money for N

I Really Love The Attention I Get Oon Fubar Please Read The Rest
i sit in my room on my computer rating people and add thm to my friend list or fan them i love the attention i wish my gurl would give just half the attention that u people give me because i love her i wish she wouldd tell me if i look good or just cuddle with me or take a little time off her busy life i am chef make time 4 her but she seems to be on the phone or she is conducting buissness on the phone worried who she is going to help at the job meanwhile my heart is bleeding with hurt just and empty space i sit home like a dog waiting to see her i ask herhow was her day but she never never asks me iam the last one she see if only she would sit next to me and watch a movie or go to atlantic city and at leat make love not just ram old pokey hold me touch something,instead i get told to shut up and i rely on strangers to make feel iam woth something but i still love her she was there for me all the time ill just wait,i feel so alone in the world after i lost my mom to cancer my w

Divine
Some say love is emotion I say love is a temple of life I feel I am a fortunate one And Idon't want nobody judging this man... I know they all have their theories On how a man and a woman should be But if there's one thing somebody should know It don't matter how you're livin' your life I don't want nobody judging mine Free your mind I know what you want it your life He who says love is blind say never witness a love divine They say that time's of the essence And I've watched the sand sift through my fingers But I managed to save some of those years Now that I found meaning in life Now that I have found a love divine Free your mind I know what you want it your life He who says love is blind say never witness a love divine

Had A Dream (sleeping With The Enemy)
Had a dream I was born To be naked in the eye of the storm And now it's standing right in front of me What's it going to do to me, who knows, Had a dream it was time To be taken to the front of the line Well that is not a place you wanna be Sleeping with the enemy, you know I don't care what the future brings Give a damn about anything I'd be fine if they'd only leave me alone. But it's time - gotta take a stance 'Cause I won't get a second chance And I know now I have to make it alone Had a dream it was war And they couldn't tell me what it was for But it was something they could lie about Something we could die about, you know Anytime, anyplace When you look that man in the face Well it is not a face you wanna see Sleeping with the enemy, you know Vikki, can you hear me Can you tell me what it's all supposed to mean Holding out a photograph of all that I have seen I wish I could hold you I wish I could hold you Had a dream it was time To be a witne

Hey
This is my very first bulletin/pimpout ever and I would like for all my friends, family and fans to please show your love to my fu daughter Kim. She is a great person and an awesome friend. All love will be returned most def! Thanks to all that show your love, This Pimpout Has Been Brought To You All By... ~*Bik??Ldy ?yd?s Alon? ®™*~@ fubar (repost of original by \'~*BikΞЯLdy ЯydΞs AlonΞ ®™*~\' on \'2007-11-13 15:35:46\') (repost of original by \'ONΞ ONLY KIM AKA DOWN CHICK PЯOUD MΞMΞBEЯ OF CLUB FAЯ~# FU BOMB\' on \'2007-11-13 16:33:33\')

I Ponder.....
I am finlly getting my divorce, and also had to get a restraining order on my ex. This is going to be baaaaaaaaad divorce I can feel it in my bones. He has a travel trailer and a truck and a mobile trailer on his one acre land. All I want is my divorce, full custody of our two children, child support, the restraining order, and to be away from my ex. I don't want spousal support, I don't want half of his land (even though he bought it while we were married) I don't want nothing to do with him. I will let him have visitation of the girls, but it is going to be supervised visitation because of his alcohol and drug abuse addictions, and he can't be trusted. I am planning on moving out of Louisiana this comming summer permenantly, and he doesn't like that idea because he will no longer have access to me then. Thank you all for letting me vent my issues and for reading my blog.

The Wind
Another long night In a far away city And another conversation that Don't really matter to me I left my heart in your hands And i only think and talk about Is how many days until I'll be with you Because i'm feeling so alone I got my head up to the phone All i hear is voice Sayin' babe come home And i feel like i'm alone Even though people tell me i'm not I know that it's me and myself Alone against the wind Seven more days And seven more nights And a little bit o flyin' Babe stop cryin' i'm coming home soon I'm gonna leave it behind This travellin' life Can't pay enough money To make it worth while loosing you Cause i'm feeling so alone I got my head up to the phone All i hear is voice Sayin' babe come home And i feel like i'm alone Even though people tell me i'm not I know that it's me and myself Alone against the wind

What Happens....
What happens to the romance in a marriage? It seems like more and more I'm starting to see that the only way to hold a great marriage together is to continue romancing your spouse. And to work on it everyday and never stop. Now when I say romance I'm not talking about jewlery, stuff, or sex. I'm talking about more than just the material stuff and just sex. Romance is slow kisses, dancing in the rain, looking into each other eyes and smiling, and saying "I love you" and meaning it every chance you get. Romance is also a little about sex. You just have to have it in your marriage unless you both agree that sex is not your thing. And sorry I've never met a person that didn't want it. Romance falls off after children i noticed this with my parents. Its always been about us kids and now we are all out of the house and my parents havent embrassed the freedom yet. Well I take that back, my dad hasnt. And I keep trying to tell my dad to take my mom out dancing. And all he s

If Tomorrow Doesn't Come. Please Remember
If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget all the fights But please remember my face. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget the name calling But please remember the smiles. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget the down times But please remember our laughter together. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget the lonely nights crying But please remember the many hugs after those nights. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please forget the yelling But please remember the good talks after. If tomorrow doesn’t come Please remember how much I care about you Even though I don’t show it. Please remember how much of an impact you have on my life. Even though I don’t help you to acknowledge it. Please remember how much I love you Even though we fight more than we talk to each other. Please remember that you are apart of what I am today Even though I don’t ever say anything. Please remember that I always care about you Even though I am always in your business or you

Carol Leigh!
Heres something I haven't done in a while...how about showing this girl some love? She has been stuck on her level forever and needs your help! Go fan add and rate her and her pics ok? **Carol Leigh** (Of Shady's S.U.P.) ~~1st Alert Hotties Capt...~~~JESUS IS MY HOMEBOI**~~@ fubar

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go T o A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Wor

Welcome
I stand before you naked and unfettered Bared of all traces of humanity Looking out amongst you all Trying to find a kindred soul Someone even remotely like me I have felt so alone for such a long time But now I have finally seen the light That I am just one A singular entity Without an ounce of what make what you are I'm outside looking in An obselete or a completely new man Adrift in my own existence Never knowing peace or safety Constantly in fear of being found So different and so utterly lost I know I am not less than you But cannot say I am more I fear discovery I despise anonymity Longing to be known Yet shielding myself The things you feel I do not Hope and faith are something I do not need Compassion and kindness, just words Anger and hate, no more than abstract thought I notice the gap between who and what I was And from what I am becoming Next in the evoltuionary chain? Or a throwback to the distant past? I'm not part of you Yet I'm not apart

Make Love To Me ( Poem)
Make love to me. Make love to me like that's the only thing you want to do in the world. I am all yours. I give myself to you gladly. My body is screaming for you. For your touch. your kiss, your embrace. Make love to me. Make love to me like you'll die if you don't. My heart is beating faster my breathing is getting heavier mmm I want you so bad I can just burst. Make love to me. I am pleading with my eyes. Lye me down on the bed. Press your body on top of mine. God I'm so wet. Feel that? Feel me as my jucies run flow out of me like hot running water. Please don't make me wait any longer. My body is trembling under yours waiting to feel you inside of me. I love that, that feeling of you sliding in and out of my. Oooh I feel you. Please don't stop. Don't stop loving me, don't stop kissing me, don't stop touching me, don't stop teasing me, don't stop wanting me, don't stop needing me. Don't stop I am pleading with my moans. I am pleading with the complete and total pleasure on my face.

Intro
I am a single mom. My son is now a freshmen in college. He is a smart kid. He took college classes along with his high school studies. He was inducted into the Alpha Alpha Alpha Chapter of Phi Theta Kappa International Honor Society (just like his Mom). I was born in Ohio. I have lived here all my life. I flew once. I went to San Francisco, CA in '94 and have not been on a plane since. I have an AAB in Microcomputer Applications in Business Administration. I graduated with seven honors and a 3.7 GPA. I was a member and vice president of the Alpha Alpha Alpha Chapter of Phi Theta Kappa International Honor Society while I attended Muskingum Area Technical College, which is now Zane State College. I have been diagnosed with arthritis, fibromyalgia, hypertension and anxiety disorder. I hate to drive because people on the roads are idiots! I was adopted when I was two days old. I never searched for my biological parents because I did not want to hurt my Mom & Dad. But when I w

Steve Earle
I used to listen to the radio And I don’t guess they’re listenin’ to me no more They talk too much but that’s okay I don’t understand a single word they say Piss and moan about the immigrants But don’t say nothin’ about the president A democracy don’t work that way I can say anything I wanna say So fuck the FCC Fuck the FBI Fuck the CIA Livin’ in the motherfuckin’ USA People tell me that I’m paranoid And I admit I’m gettin’ pretty nervous, boy It just gets tougher everyday To sit around and watch it while it slips away Been called a traitor and a patriot Call me anything you want to but Just don’t forget your history Dirty Lenny died so we could all be free

Tat2s And Piercings
ook, i don't understand why some people be getting offended by, or don't like tatoos or peircings. All it is, is an expression of art. If you don't like it don't get any.. but don't go and be saying that it's ugly, or wrong to do. It's my body im going to do what i want to it. Some people think you will go to hell or somthing like that for getting tatoos and peircings, but i dont think thats true. God loves us how we are, and who we are, so if thats how we are then i don't think that will send us strait to hell. Anyways, love tatoos, and peircings... i have 13 tats, and 3 peircings... i plan on getting mayb a few more.. so if you do not like it keep it to yourself.

How Emotional Can One Day Be?
How emotional can one day be? Start at the phone call from work as I'm laying in bed and hear that instead of having a two day weekend, it's now been changed to off on wednesday and closing another store on saturday. Well, that got a "Just another screwed up plan" from working at a fastfood restaurant. Waking back up two hours later after hanging up the phone and turning back over, I'm getting ready for work. Now, to give a bit of background. I already knew that my house was up for foreclosure tomorrow. So until that was done, I didn't know what my future was as far as where I was going to stay, whether it was still at the house, since we had talked to a guy who owns a realestate agency or have to move. He was saying he was going to bid on it and if he got it, we would talk figures. I'm one that I hate to say anything until I know what is going to happen. I hadn't told my family at all. It was painful enough to know I was losing the house. My sister, who lives with m

My Love 4 U
I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYONE THE WAY THAT I LOVE YOU. I'VE NEVER KNOWN SOMEONE SO WELL AND STILL FELT THERE WAS SO MUCH TO DISCOVER... NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SAY " I LOVE YOU " AND HAVE IT MEAN SOMETHING BEAUTIFULLY DIFFERENT EVERY TIME. I'VE NEVER KNOWN SOMEONE I COULD SPEND HOURS WITH AND STILL LONG FOR TIME TO SHARE... NEVER FELT SO CLOSE TO SOMEONE IN SO MANY WAYS. AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TELL YOU WITH WORDS HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME ... I HOPE YOU SOMEHOW UNDERSTAND THAT THE LOVE I FEEL FOR YOU IS MORE BEAUTIFUL, MORE MEANINGFUL THAN WORDS COULD EVER SAY.

Shape Shifter
Oh, familiar of black-sheen'd wolf with eyes of piercing gold ~ my heart's haunting possessor whom I desiredly long to hold. Immortal love be yet still, and come to me this night. Linger amid the shimmer'd stars making love by passionate bite. Embrace me within thy wings, as we sing to the crested moon. Dance with me this dance of desire, for the sun rises all too soon. Music of the winds soothes our soul, but our savage hearts still cry ~ thirsting with this hunger within, we must feed or lest we die. Take flight this night upon the wing, cast Fate's winds against chance. Eternal hunger burns within, fed by deepest darkest romance. Appetite most insatiable craving hottest flesh and blood ... kiss of night's darkest desire brings forth passion's flood. So, phantom mine a'wing caress me within your flight ~ cross starry-skied canopy of deepest ebon'd night.

Abuse
I have recently had a really bad experience with MUMMs and it seems that most normal people need to be warned. If you post a MUMM that is unpopular, or the MUMM "police" do not agree with prepare to be abused by those who profess to be MUMM experts. The abuse ranges from mild you are stupid comments to threats, and an entire litany of swear words and general personal assualts. Oh and don't forget those lovely people who will place comments on your page telling you what an idiot you are and to never do another MUMM. I was unaware that the MUMM on fubar, was for a limited few who are somehow in the ozone layer of intelligence and humanity that they alone judge the merits of a MUMM. Forgive my ignorance of this rule, I am still looking for where in the fubar Bible it states, that a select few on fubar deem what is a worthy MUMM and what is not. Oh dear, I know I am a f**ktard, or a sleaze or better yet, the ever eloquent f**k you, f**k you, f**k you. But my personal favorite was the perso

What We Have
I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT LOVING YOU HAS SPOILED ME FOREVER . WHAT WE HAVE TOGETHER FEELS SO RIGHT THAT I OFTEN CATCH MYSELF SMILING FOR NO REASON. ITS GREAT BEING WITH SOMEONE WHO IS TUNED INTO MY MOODS , SOMEONE WITH WHOM I DONT ALWAYS HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF . IT FEELS SO GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU ACCEPT AND LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM . JUST BEING WITH YOU , DOING NOTHING AT ALL MAKES ME HAPPY . THIS KIND OF CHEMISTRY HAPPENS ONLY ONCE IN A LIFETIME , AND I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE ANOTHER AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyon

Coming To An Understanding
I don't really always understand everything. Understanding is more a gradual process than an immediate elightening. But regardless, I have a gift for understanding the bizzare, mundane, and even weirdest of situations. Today I had such a revelation of sorts, and wonder of the relevance of my role in unfolding future events. Because of my unique situation, I often ponder if I can find some piece of happiness for myself in such an enviorment. How can I relate to normal people if I'm not normal? Will they always fear me because I'm so different? Those are some of the questions that I think of almost everyday, and now the answers seem farther away from me than ever. Maybe I should just stay away from others alltogether if all I will ever do is hurt the ones I love and care for. It's not something I do on purpose, events just have a odd way of unfolding that way. I've always done the best I can not to let fear control me. Regardless of how hard I try though, it often comes to

So I've Decided
Lately I've been finding myself judging other people more then I should. I won't lie, I do judge people its part of human nature. But just last week I made a big deal about yelling at one of my friends. I think I made her feel bad, but the worst part was that I didn't care, because I felt that she had acted bad enough that she needed to feel that way. I now believe that this was wrong. I shouldn't make people feel bad just because I don't approve of what they do. It's their life, and what I think or what I would do shouldn't have anything to do with how they lead it. Just tonight I went to this event that my college was having about strengthening the spirit. I found it very up-lifting, and it made me think. You never know when the people that you surround yourself with won't be there. So I left this speaker thinking to myself that I need to clear things up with this one friend, but not only that I also think I need to strive to be a better person. He was one of the most ent

Greedy Or Not?
HEY FUBARIANS.... ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AND MY BETTER HALF AGAIN: ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS)@ fubar yes.... the one and only MzMic lmfao!!! and here's my better half..... ~*Mike S*~(Taken ! MzMic's REAL LIFE BF/ FIANCE)@ fubar The wonderfully sexay Mr.MikeS!!! AND... Here we are together: We are here to ask for help in my bombing giveaway for a one month VIP, yep, I am not greedy - just asking for help one a 10k giveaway....Mike & I and the Doomhouse Crew have been there for ev1 else when they need us - now here I am asking for help ....any and all love shown, gets returned two fold.. by both of us, lucky for you, huh? woot! My VIP runs out in 5days... think we could get 10k in comments in 5 days??? So time to get your bombing fingers in shape, strengthen your wrists - build up the biceps: and click on the pic below: I know I am asking for ALOT with all the bouncer checks, But here for your Bouncer entertainment: Oh give me the time When

Mad
I am soooo mad! I met someone on here that is no longer on here but on my yahoo. He is a total racist ASS!!! Just cuz my friend likes black guys he made a rasict comment. I told him it was cruel. He came back with this It is not. It's what preserved our races for AGES. It's what kept species of animals around. It's what kept races of some animals pure. Look what happens to overbred animals. Race mixed dogs to get traits from both races.. blah This guy is German and I was like you cant help who you love, love is unconditional!! Why are people such assholes?? Needless to say I am going to delete him off my yahoo, I have no time for rasicim! That would be like someone telling me I have no right being in Germany cuz I am not pure German only 1/4. GRRRR!!!

Randomness
Hmmm.... random cool quotes for you fine people out there.... Enjoy! Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. - Kurt Vonnegut, "Slaughterhouse Five" Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. - Emo Philips The planet is fine, the people are fucked. - George Carlin Let's Ban Humans. They All Suck Anyway. - Unknown A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it." - Stephen Wright Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to critize, but if everybody h

Blowing Kisses
You have just been blown a kiss! You have been considered ONE of the "SWEETEST FRIENDS" on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag your friends that you think are sweet (including the one who sent it to You) and let them know they are SWEET!!! if you recieve: ----------------- 1 - 3 ( ur sweet ) 4 - 6 ( ur cute ) 7 - 12 ( ur Efing H0T!!!!) Click the above image to rate / rip / comment! Copy the code below and post to your friends You have just been blown a kiss! You have been considered ONE of the "SWEETEST FRIENDS" on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag your friends that you think are sweet (including the one who sent it to You) and let them know they are SWEET!!!if you recieve:-----------------1 - 3 ( ur sweet )4 - 6 ( ur cute )7 - 12 ( ur Efing H0T!!!!)Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!

Wonderful News
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WELL AS MANY OF YOU ALL KNOW MY DEAR AN WONDERFUL FRIEND OUTLAW ANGEL IS BY FAR THE MOST SWEETEST PERSON YOU'D EVER WANT TO MEET BUT GUESS WHAT SHE IS ON HER WAY TO LIVE WITH ME RIGHT NOW THIS VERY MINUTE SHE IS COMING ALL THE WAY FROM MISSISSIPPI WHERE SHE AN HER FAMILY HAD MOVED A MONTH AGO I CAN'T SAY WHY SHES MOVING IN WITH ME BUT I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THE GOOD NEWS WITH YOU ALL BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO SHE IS FROM WHEN I HAD MY OLD ACCOUNT BUT ANYWAYS I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS VERY HAPPY MOMENT WITH YOU ALL. PINK

My Soul Mate
PROFILEFANTASY.COM Dear Soul mate, My eyes are mesmerized by the roll of the salty ocean waves crashing against the shoreAs I sit on this craggy overlook and dream of you….as I wait for you. Even though, I have never seen your face, I will recognize it when you come to me. I have waited for so long for you and sometimes I am impatient for I am eager to begin our destiny. I imagine so many things that we will share and at times they seem so real to me and I feel every sensation that my thoughts provoke. I want to welcome you home with sweet kisses at the end of your stressful day and offer my touch as your comfort. I want to laugh with you as I prepare your favorite meals,for food has much more flavor when shared with someone you love. I want to hold you in our bed at night and share our dreams of our future with eachother, and make sweet slow love as we melt together in our passionI want to laugh with you as we fight over the bathroom sink as

Kid's View On Love
Subject: FW: Fwd: Kid's View on Love "Kid's View on Love" What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . .. Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her

Angels & Airwaves - Breathe
A blue, black shade of love. Sent from above. My hands are tied to worlds alone, And this I know. Your breath's like wine, And just like clouds, my skin crawls. It's so divine, the sky it glows with fields of light. Did you know that I love you? Come and lay with me. I love you. And all this day, I will love you. You make me feel alive, and I'll love you Until the end of time. My hands shake clasped with fear as you come near To say goodnight, just like a dove. A peaceful sign. To help us by as you come in. Let this begin. Stars fall like dust, our lips will touch. We speak too much. Did you know that I love you? Come and lay with me. I love you. And all this day, I will love you. You make me feel alive, and I'll love you Until the end of time. Did you know that I love you? Come and lay with me. I love you. And all this day, I will love you. You make me feel alive, and I'll love you Until the end of time. I've got a lot to say, if you will l

Oh Pagan, My Eternal Pagan!
Bowing down before my Pagan god, worshipping the ground he walked upon. Late is the hour I wash his feet, as he lay his weary head back against the seat. I gaze into his eyes and see his eternal soul. Wishing that someday he realize I am his whole. The love we'd share would be the greatest in the land. Side by side, hand in hand. My Pagan god by my side at last. Our reign would be vast. My hands begin to tremble as he gazes down upon me. I ponder, "does he hear me?" My heart beating fiercely in my chest, pounding under my breast. My breathe becomes quicker when I realize that he is holding me in his hand. He pulls me up and I begin to stand. I close my eyes and tremble at the thought. For with my cheating heart I had been caught. He looked into my eyes and saw there was no remorse. For my love for him had shown it's course. Deeper then any ocean or sea. My love was deep within me. Now standing in front of him, my eyes cast aside. My love for hi

Your Gangster Is Not Defined (jay-z)
Your gangster is not defined by how low your jeans fall by your waist, but more how your genes stand over his expectations. Never forget where you came from. Your gangster is not defined by how many rocks are in your watch, but rather how many rocks you move while on your watch. Conservatives, labor, the seller, the buyer, the product, the producer. (See you are what you are in this world.) The gangster is absorbed and adored by those that don't understand the laws that govern gangsterment. (Gangsterment) Gangsterment allows you to make up your own laws and create brand new words. Gangster mentality. (Gangster mentality, an American way created by the white, mastered by the black, and absorbed by the fiends, taxed by the governmentality, charted by forbes. If you believe in Jay-Z then you too can be a gangster.) Then you too can be a gangster by any means necessary. By any means necessary, by owning that dream. I mean it's a long walk to freedom but, while deep, deep,

Fusista's Leveling Needs
Needing help leveling Fusistas! Rate their pics and stash. They help us, so lets help then. First, TxMom of 5 needs 152,434 points to make Insider. I know it can take a couple to a few months with no help as I was recently there. So lets help our girls out! Txmom of 5 f~~Fusista' and Club Far@ fubar And then we also have another, leggs, needing 140,707 to level to Fuberlord. It only gets worse to level as you get at higher levels. co/mngr Fusista's*Stiletto Girls*Club FAR*@ fubar And also, Chickie Momma. She is in need of 130,858 to Fuberlord as well. ~ Chickie Momma 2nd Co-Manager of Fusista's bombing and leveling crew~JDub's Wifey~

Love Hurts
By Incubus Tonight we drink to youth And holding fast to truth (I don't want to lose what I had as a boy.) My heart still has a beat But love is now a feat. (As common as a cold day in LA.) Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Have a heart and try me, 'cause without love I won't survive. I'm fettered and abused, I stand naked and accused (Should I surface this one man submarine?) I only want the truth So tonight we drink to youth! (I'll never lose what I had as a boy.) Sometimes when I'm alone I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Hav

"grandma's Cookies"
"GRANDMA'S COOKIES" .................................................. A LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT THE GUN BY MYSELF?" THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD." FATHER,"SORRY SON,MAYBE WHEN YOUR A LIL OLDER" THE FOLLOWING DAY THE LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND DRIVE THE CAR BY MYSELF?" THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD." THE NEXT DAY THE LIL BOY IS WALKING THROUGHT THE LIVING ROOM WITH A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES HIS GRANDMOTHER MADE HIM,AND HIS DAD SEES AND SAYS,"WHAT YA GOT THERE SON,SOME COOKIES;WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW DAD,CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" FATHERE RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE IT CAN" L

Laziness
Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy: 1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it. 2. Don't move. Moving is overrated. 3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake. 4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times. 5. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work. 6. Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything. 7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you're pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).

Darkness
lost within that which is myself. unsure of the road before me, & lost from the road behind. so brave & willing to take life on, yet so afraid to take the leap of faith. wondering what the unknown has to offer, yet so unwilling to explore it. stuck within my own confines of myself. & all the while knowing in truth that I have no limits. wanting so badly to leap into the darkness and the unknown, but still unable to take that final step.

Show Some Love To White Tail Hunter
Hugs to my Confederate Family! Everyone is just totally AWESOME! We need to help White Tail Hunter Leveling, he has a ways to go to get to Fuberlord, but let’s start helping him today. He has been excellent in rating other family members. LET’S ROCK HIS PAGE AND SHOW JUST HOW MIGHTY WE ARE!!!!

Stupid People
stupididty, people who dont know the difference between "your" and "youre"...."their" "there" and "theyre", mushrooms(unless theyre blue),those little onions on white castles, folks who wear those bluetooth things all the time in public cuz i think theyre talking to me and i turn around like a jackass, the whole wearing of the pants below the ass.......stupid, long red lights, people who let dogs lick em in the mouth......you do realize they just licked their ass right?.....gag,........more to come

The Difference Between Women And Men
The Difference Between Women And Men 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4. BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Help!!! In A Contest
I am in a breast contest you get 1 comment and 1 rating. you will have to add her as a friend to vote since it is NSFW pics. So make sure she accepts you as a friend so you can vote. Her site is http://www.fubar.com/user/1092187 My ID # is 1029R also stop by and add me Sexy Redhead and rate the rest of my pics http://fubar.com/user/286881

A Lil Bit Bout Phil
Phil Anselmo AKA Philip Hansen Anselmo Born: 30-Jun-1968 Birthplace: New Orleans, LA Gender: Male Race or Ethnicity: White Sexual orientation: Straight Occupation: Musician Nationality: United States Executive summary: Former vocalist for Pantera Ex-frontman for Pantera. Uses the name Anton Crowley as his name in band Necrophagia. Pantera Vocals (1986-2003) Down Vocals (1991-) Risk Factors: Heroin

Never Judge A Book By It's Cover.
Some people look at the things we do with disgust and distaste. They see and hear about things that we do and only see the physical side of things. They like to believe that what we do is all for the physical pleasure that comes from this. That we’re merely succumbing to sins of the flesh. But what they don’t see…is the other side of it. The mental side of it. Your time with someone, metaphorically speaking, is like walking through an area unknown to you. Your interaction with that person is the path you walk along. During your time on this path, you come to many crossroads and your decisions during this walk show which direction you head at each crossroad. Many people prefer to choose the easy paths, the one’s that are well lit and open. They’re safe, nothing of come out an surprise you. But most people have a dark side to them… and because of today’s society they keep that dark side hidden for whatever reason. The paths that lead to that dark side would be the ones t

Temporary Adoption
So the other night my friend calls me up, asks if i want a cat...all i think is, "not another freaking cat! i already have 2!" i tell her no, but i'll try to find a home for it, since they couldnt bring her in the house and it was raining and freezing cold outside. I end up taking the damn cat home with me, and she's soooo adorable! She's all black with just a little white spot on her chest. The problem...the other 2 cats i have HATE HER, and are even fighting with each other now (and they are mom and son) None of them wanted to eat, unless i give them their own plate... So i'm giving it till this saturday, otherwise i have to get rid of poor Abby (black cat) she's so cute and loves me! but i cant get rid of mom and patches, since i've had them for almost a year now.... Anyone want a black kitty cat? free to good home! litter trained! she's about 8 months old or so! :(

Careful With Us Women
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers; the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive." The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his he

Having Fun Singing Other Peoples Songs
Hey fu-er's Those of you (and you all know who you are) that are fan's of my music... Well in between writing my own songs, I have a lot of fun doing the karoke (i think I spelled it right!) so give a listen if you care to and join if you want to sing up a few as well... peace and fu- hugs...greggace http://thesimsonstage.ea.com/creativeWork.html?categoryId=0&sortBy=topRated&userId=ZVU9DXjzoSw%3D

What Do You Think About The Military
Me being a member of the Army National Guard and just having gotten back from Afghanistan (Yes I got shot at and had an IED go off near us amongst other things)what do you think about the Military in general and about the war going on overseas?

Hott Bombers Of Fubar!
hi all as you may or may not no im a member of hott bombers of fubar and we need new members!!! if you have time and would like to join our family please click on link below and tell them you would like to join and that big daddy carl sent ya !! thanks http://fubar.com/hottbombers

My Thoughts A-z
A-Abandoned B-Broke C-Crybaby D-Depressed E-Effortless F-Frustrated G-Genourious H-Hurt I-Idiot J-Jerk K-Killjoy L-Lonely M-Messy N-Naive O-Outsider P-Pain Q-Queer R-Rat S-Stressed T-Tacky U-Uneasy V-Vain W-Wonderer X-Xero Y-YoYo Z-Zealous

Santana Ft Rob Thomas - Smooth
MY FAVORITE MALE SINGER OF ALL TIME! ROB THOMAS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT! Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whispering in the words, to melt everyone But you stay so cool My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem, Mona Lisa You're my reason for reason The step in my groove Pre-Chorus And if you said this life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood 'Cause you're so smooth Chorus And it's just like the ocean under the moon Oh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah Give me your heart, make it real Or else forget about it But I'll tell you one thing If you would leave it would be a crying shame In every breath and every word I hear your name calling me out Out from the barrio You hear my rhythm on your radio You feel the turning of the world, so soft and slow Turning you round... and round Pre-Chor

Just For Fun
If we had sporting royalty in this country, Don Shula would be it. He's our national grand uncle of pro football. When he opens his mouth, we wait for the golden nuggets of NFL history and wisdom to tumble out. That's why he caused quite a stir last week when he told the New York Daily News that the New England Patriots were in jeopardy of being labeled the Barry Bonds of NFL history -- and then backpedaled on the "Mike & Mike" show on ESPN Radio the next day. Perhaps Shula was just trying to protect the honor of his 1972 Dolphins, the only team to turn in a perfect season. Maybe he was just trying to spark a little debate, start a little bar-room sports argument about the best Super Bowl team ever, anticipating that the Patriots are headed to 16-0 and their fourth Lombardi Trophy. So, let's jump in. If the Pats hoist Vince on Feb. 3 in Arizona -- and go undefeated in the process -- let's make no mistake about it: They will be the best Super Bowl team ever. And

I Have Walked Many Miles
I have walked many miles to get where i am at. Crossing many valley's of pain and misery. Climbing many mountains just trying to get to the top. I have walked many miles just to get where i am now. Shed many tears, I have lost alot of friends along the way, but i have made alot of new ones. I have swam acrossed raging rivers of bad times just trying to make it to the other side. I have walked many miles to get to where i am at. I have dreamed many dreams just to have them shattered. I have wished for many things. I have prayed for strength and guidance, only got weaker. I have walked many miles to get to where i am. It was through the weakness that i became stronger, through the pain and tears i finally understand that life is never the way we wished it would be. It is through losing friends that i learned, Friendships last forever but true friends always come back. I have walked many miles to get to where i am at. I may not have come out a hero, bu

Lock Down
ok!! TODAY SCHOOL WAS ON LOCK DOWN AND THE STATE POLICE WERE THERE AND SO ON AND SO ON!!!! I DID KEEP MY KIDS HOME, BUT I CALLED UP TO THE SCHOOL AND QUESTION WHAT THE PLANS WERE FOR THE FUTURE. FIRST THEY ACTED LIKE I WAS A NUICENCE FOR CALLING TELLING ME THAT " WE ARE DOING WHAT WE CAN TO HANDLE IT" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I ASKED THEM WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN IT DOESNT HAPPEN TODAY BUT IT HAPPENS 2 MORROW OR NEXT WEEK OR NEXT MONTH?! 2 YEARS AGO I WAS ARRESTED BECAUSE I THREATENED A TEACHER AT THE SCHOOL. THE STATE POLICE OFFICER ASKED ME HOW I GOT INTO THE SCHOOL. I TOLD HIM THAT I WENT INTO THE OFFICE, SIGNED IN, TOOK A NAME TAG AND WENT ON MY WAY. I ALSO ASSURED HIM THAT WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS AT THAT SCHOOL ITS NOT GOING TO BE A PARENT THAT DOES IT, ITS GOING TO BE A STUDENT. I HAVE BEEN MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THEY NEED TO HAVE METAL DETECTORS INSTALLED BUT I GUESS THATS NOT A PRIORITY. LOCKDOWN? OK . PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. TO BE LOCKED IN WITH A KILLER? I WOULD WANNA BE!

Funny And True
I received this in email... and i thought i could share hehehe Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about yo

Bubba
-----Inline Message Follows----- Git 'er dun............ Sometimes things that seem so complicated are actually so simple. Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off

I Am Back
Hey guys I am back sry I haven't been on alot has happened some good some bad can't explain everything but I can say it is a hard time for me right now so give me some time and i will get back to rating and chatting with all of you. ~wiccan

Holiday Greeting Cards
When sending out your holiday greeting cards this season, please add this address to your list: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue NW Washington, DC 20307-5001 This nice gesture will go a long way to a wounded soldier away from family/friends. Please pass this on if you feel it's a good thing to do!

Gotta Love Beaches
"Wild mares.." A soft spring rain clatters gainst my bedroom window, as I awake by the howling of a wolf. The pale moonlight shines through my open curtains and lightning flashes across the field. In the brief moments the lightning brakes the skies, my eyes catch the glimps of a staggering black mare, before she runs of towards the beach. In a split second I open my window and jump outside, forgetting the fact that I'm still nude, I start running after her. Reaching the dunes, I see her with a foaming mouth, chest heaving wildly, standing near the water. Slowly walking towards her while whispering soothening words. Lifting up her head some and turning it partially towards me, as if probing my intentions. Slowly taking a few steps sidewards as I approach, tilting her head towards me. Jumping some away as I reach out to touch her body, but staying close to me. With whispering words again I slowly approach and lay my hand on her neck, stroking it up and down, scratchin

Dedication
if any of my freinds have actually listened to my player on my profile you will know what I am talkin about the fourth song on the player I have deicated to both of my ex wives in real life. So if you have not listened you should lmao if you want

Imogen Heap - The Moment I Said It
The moment I said it, The moment I opened my mouth Lead in your eye lids, Bulldozed the life out of me I know what you're thinking, But darling you're not thinking straight Sadly things just happen we can't explain It's not even light out, But you've somewhere to be No hesitation No I’ve never seen you like this, And I don't like it I don't like it I don't like it at all Just put back the car keys, Or somebody's gonna get hurt Who are you calling at this hour? Sit down, come round, I need you now We'll work it all out together, But we're getting nowhere tonight Now sleep, I promise it'll all seem better, Somehow in time It's not even light out, Suddenly (suddenly) oh, you've somewhere to be No hesitation Oh, I've never seen you like this You're scaring me You're scaring me You're scaring me to death Don't…ohh (smash) Please don't…ohh (Not a-[please] nother one) Don't…ohh (smash) Please don't…ohh (Not a-[please] nother one) I'm losing you, I'm

"3"
"3" "3" magnify 3 IS THE NUMBER GIVEN 3 IS FOR THE YEARS THAT ARE LEFT 3 THAT I AM BUT MADE IN ONE 3 SEPARATE ENTITIES 3 FOR THE LOVE THAT WAS LOST 3 LIKE JIM CARRY'S 23 3 YOU SHALL SEE THE END 3 SHALL BE BURNED ON YOUR HAND 3 IS MY NUMBER THAT I GIVEN THEE 3 IT MUST BE 3 ETERNAL 3 MISTAKE YOU MADE 3 THIS WILL BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR END

Brother
BROTHER BROTHER magnify HERE YOU WILL LEARN OF A TRUE BROTHER HE IS THE ONE THAT IS LIKE FATHER TEACHER FRIEND CONFIDANT I AM THE CLUE I AM THE ONE THAT SEES BEFORE YOU I AM THE ONE THAT WARNS YOU OF DANGER AND PERILS AHEAD I AM THE ONE THAT LOVE YOU WHEN ALL PARENTS DIE I AM THE ONE THAT HEALS ALL WOUNDS BEFORE TIME WHO AM I? YOUR BROTHER, YOUR FRIEND, YOUR BEAST THAT NEVER ENDS HERE I AM JUST CALL ON ME AND I AM THERE

Prelude To The Dark
PRELUDE TO THE DARK PRELUDE TO THE DARK magnify NIGHT SHADE HAS FALLEN DARK WATERS ENGULFING DAEMON INFLUENCES INCREASING HARBORING LIGHT AND SHADOW MAKING SWEAT MUSIC CHOIRS OF ANGELS SING HUMAN CRY SCREAMING LOUD CYMBALS CLANGING HEARTS BLEEDING AS ONE HER DARK EMBRACE ENTICING OVERWHELMING KISS THAT'S OVER TAKING HER IS THE PRELUDE HERE IS THE EPILOGUE NOW MY EPITAPH MIXED IN THE BEGINNING NOT KNOWING TOP OR BOTTOM

La Vida Tombola
Singer : Manu Chao Song & Lyrics : Manu Chao Si yo fuera Maradona viviria como el Si yo fuera maradona frente a cualquier porteria Si yo fuera maradona nunca m'equivocaria Si yo fuera maradona perdido en cualquier lugar La vida es una tombola de noche y de dia la vida es una tombola y arriba y arriba... Si yo fuera maradona viviria como el ...mil cohetes...mil amigos y lo que venga a mil por cien... si yo fuera maradona saldria en mondovision para gritarle a la FIFA que ellos son el gran ladron ! la vida es una tombola de noche y de dia... la vida es una tombola y arriba y arriba... Si yo fuera maradona viviria como el porque el mundo es una bola que se vive a flor de piel si yo fuera maradona frente a cualquier porqueria nunca me equivocaria si yo fuera maradona y un partido que llamar si yo fuera maradona perdido en cualquier lugar la vida es una tombola de noche y de dia la vida es una tombola

Been Really Sick
feeling lots better now..still not 100 percent..but feling alot better...now with out further dely here is the next chapter in my poetic fairy tale.... The eyes of the heart may have opened at last Could it be that the maiden is just within his grasp The sound of his heart beating echos in his ears Could she be the queen he has longed after for so many years The knight is still unsure of his next step He doesnt want to make a move he will later regret So for now he will proceed with care As to not chase away this maiden so fair

Holiday Cards
When sending out your holiday greeting cards this season, please add this address to your list: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue NW Washington, DC 20307-5001 This nice gesture will go a long way to a wounded soldier away from family/friends. Please pass this on if you feel it's a good thing to do!

12 Types Of Girls ... I'm Type 12!!!!!
FIRSSSST... I wanna give props to "the infamous Jason Cross" for posting this in his blog... i gotta give credit where credit is owed! ----------- ------------ ------------- -------------- 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "ma

I Want To....but I Can't
i want to hate you so badly but my love for you prevents it i want to scream in your face but all i would be able to do is cry i want to hit you so hard it knocks you on your ass but i wouldn't be able to hurt you like that i want to collect all the tears i have cried and send them to you but then you would know how much it kills to know me loving you made you cry too i want to take back all that i ever said but then there would be no memories of you i want to cut my heart out and place it in a neatly wrapped box and mail it to you as a symbol of how i will feel when all is said and done heartless and cold i want you to feel what i feel for you but you wont even try i want to hold you in my arms but you flee to the arms of one who may just hurt you again i want to hate you, HATE YOU,HATE YOU,HATE YOU... BUT i am weak and i can't

Work
hay do u work do u ever wounder why u work is it the money or is it the thot of being board u never really know what it is do u you mite thing that it is money ohh we need money cant live with out money nope is it that u are board got nuthing to do so u want to work nope so what is it?? not being board and its not money what is it do u know?? who knows maybe i am rong maybe it is being board or maybe it is have ing no money u never know what it mite be figger this one out for your self and let me know

Time Shall Tell
Nov. 2, 2007 The mist of the daze has settled in around me. I'm in this hellish dream once again, only by my own doing. I can hear the monstrous beating of my heart, pounding away to break through the chains of heartache. My sense of direction is so fucked up. Where did I come in...where do I go out? Will I emerge cold and numb still chained to the past that you placed in front of me, or will I come out messily pieced back together with a renewed love for life?

Repeat Of My Bulletin: Deleting Myself
Sooooooo, most people on here don't talk to me, which is cool, even though I said I'm on here to make friends. I tried to talk to you. but whatever, it's all cool. Anyways, I've had some things come up and while I haven't been on this site long, it's time to call it quits. There's no point in being somewhere where you talk to 2 or 3 people out of X amount of people. Plus, there's just too much "rate me, whore, I mean fan me. So before November is up, I will no longer be availabe. HOWEVER! To the few that give a shit and would like to talk to me, know me for me and willingly accept that i'm happily married, send me a shout or a message and i'll provide you with IM details or my email. and we can continue to talk. Or if you have any questions, I'll be glad to answer them.

Back In My Hole
I was doing good. I was being so strong, until I saw you and my whole world just crumbled apart again. My heat was almost completely numb. Then I heard your voice and saw your face, looked into your eyes and my heart filled with sadness and pain. My head full of questions of why...why did you do this? For 3yrs I gave my all. It's takein everything I have to hold back the tears. It took everything I had not slap you, it took everything I had not to go off, and it took everthing I had not to grab you and kiss you. It's takein everything I have to try and forget you.

Goodbye Betraying Heart
my already cold heart, has now frozen into a permenant block of unbreakable ice. i will never truely fall in love agian. i will spend the rest of my life alone because i cant handle this pain that explodes within my chest, stealing my breathe, feeling like my chest is crushing inward. goodbye days of lust, longing, and love. i will never forget you, but i cannot allow you to intrude upon my spirit any longer.........

Addicted To You...
I'm addicted to you just like a drug, I'm addicted to you cannot get enough, I'm addicted to you and the way you say my name, I'm addicted to you and the way you hold me in your arms, I'm addicted to you and the way you kiss me, I'm addicted to you and the way you hold my hand, I'm addicted to you I cannot breathe quite the same, Every single breathe has your name, Every single passing moment my heart beats, Every single moment I keep thinking, Every single moment I am dreaming, I am wanting back with you, One moment is never enough, I need so much more, I'm addicted to you, I can feel what you feel of me Just like the rain, It cascades down filling my whole being, It cascades down making me breathless, Leaving no choice but to only feel you, Do you know what you do to me by just saying my name? Do you know what you do to me by just kissing me like you have? Do you know what you do to me by just touching me? Do you know what you do to me just saying how much

Explanation Of "daddy Dom"
I did not write this. This was written by a lady named "Kendra" about Daddy Doms...I mentioned the term Daddy Dom in a chat room the other day and was greeted by a resounding Yuk! It got me thinking about the misconceptions surrounding this aspect of D/s. I realize most think that it involves a father/daughter relationship. That isn't quite true, Daddy/little girl is a much different level. I do not know if I can explain what I mean so I will simply talk about what a Daddy Dom is to me. First I should say that in my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, however, a very cherished and sometimes needy lit

I Was Adopted And This Is Awareness Month
if it wasnt for the wonderful parents that adopted me no telling what ki8nd of life i might have had. but, because of adoption i was given every opportunity in life and more. i have the best mom in the world! thank you mom. i love you. http://national-adoption-month.adoption.com/ National Adoption Month Observing Adoption Awareness Month Each year, November is recognized as National Adoption Awareness Month. While all adoption-related issues are important, the particular focus of this month is the adoption of children currently in foster care. Activities and celebrations are kicked off with a Presidential Proclamation, and while efforts made at the national level certainly help build awareness of adoption, participation in local programs, events, and activities by those of us with a direct connection to adoption can often be the most effective way to promote positive perceptions, debunk the myths, and draw attention to the tens of thousands of children in foster ca

Maxine Vs Martha
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!" Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator

I'm A Princess
Now this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trish For I am a Princess... My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so, I outrank you.

The Atheist's Holiday
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the celebration of Easter and Passover holidays ... he decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah .. yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!" The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own atheists' holiday!" The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of

Hey All :)
I just wanted to let ya know we had a massive problem with our pc yesterday and had to totally redo the hard drive. I have alot of pics to catch up on and as soon as I get all my stuff back in order I'll get right on it :) Ive missed you all, especially my mummer friends Hugzzzzzzzzzz I'll be catching up asap much love and naughtiness, ~Always~ CntryGoth

Sex Facts
Rough sex facts Repost this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one han d.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ..

Friendship
There are some poepl You know that you will care about for the resto fo your life They are the ones that can make you smile no matter what you are going through They touch you so deeply you know you will never beable to forget them Just to be able to talk to them and hear them say everything will be ok Those are the things that mean the most and you are so happy to have them in your life Those are the people you will always miss always think about plus you will always love them NO matter if they have hurt you no matter if they aren't in your life You will always care and think back to the times you laughed and cried together To the special people that have been in my life i will always love you!

Needs
seems that a while back when iwas younger like about 18. i was told that when i get older someone will walk into my life and make me happy...25 years later 2 women came into my life, one from bc who used me like so much rags and then toss me aside and says, "I dont love you like that anymore" The other just wanted me for my money and used a cred card so ican get good credit and spent it on her aunt then split on me..leavin me with a $1100 bill to pay (which i did this past summer). is it womens's (not all) to abuse feelings like us guys do? why cant we all see that we all have needs, why sit here and have our hearts broken in a billion pieces just cuz wwe see someone and fall in love, just because i know most of us wwear or hearts in the open, on our sleeves per say and let those who thought they loved us fill that need so amny times. I have needs...one basic need is to be loved, and love someone who would be mine and stay mine forever...unfortunately...there is no one

True American
TRUE AMERICAN It is time to change from 'You might be a REDNECK ' to ' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN!' Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE A

Ramblings.
Sometimes I wonder why... Why people choose to be as they are. Why I choose to be who and what I am. Why others look down upon each other. Why people have expectations of one another. Sometimes I wonder When... When will humanity cease to be as it is and has been. When those who can not see the big picture will become enlightened. When those who put more value in they're ego will be humbled. When I will find more of which I seek so desperately. When my words will mean something. Sometimes I wonder where... Where will I find that which I seek. Where others get the insane ideas about life that they have. When reality will sink in that were all stuck here. When the truth will be known by all. When my time on earth will actually end. Sometimes I wonder what... What will become of me. What the hell you people are thinking. What inspires humanity to be so ignorant and conceited. What fates and circumstances I shall once again prevail over. What fate will b

I'm Still Around
October was kind of a hectic month, basically that's why I haven't been around much. Anyway things are starting to settle a bit, and almost back to "normal". I miss talking with my close friends here. Although not too much has changed, I'm now going to the gym as of this past Monday, lol! Not to "bulk up and hulk out" though. I'm waaaay too lazy for that. Besides I just want some tone, and that's about all. I'm still teaching on weekends at the local artists' guild! That's always fun. Anyways that's pretty much about it on this side of the screen. :)

Without Love
Life without love is like a tree without blossom or friut,inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to beunderstood by some one who really cares , when a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the word the heart is the place where we live our passion

Bump It !!!!!
ok all i have been being nice about things but no more you wanna turn on me and look the other way when i ask for help so it is time for me to turn me back on people you want something do not ask me for it unless you are perparid to pay the price for my help so becareful what you ask me for and to bad if you do not like me anymore oh well to bad this is me so get ready for a total asshole version of me ~Lost In The Dark~ This IS The New Face Of Me

Always In My Heart
Always In My Heart I thought about you, With love today, But that is nothing new I thought about you yesterday, Days before that too. I think of you in silence, I often speak your name, Now all I have are memories, Your picture in a frame, Your memory is my keepsake, With which I will never part. God has you in his keeping, As I have you in my heart, forever. R.I.P Troy (April 22, 1980 to November 28, 1999)

Lustful Music
A dark club. Bodies moving with the beat. I see him there across the bar. I want to feel him touch me, kiss me. To have his arms wrapping around me. A stranger a game. This building need. The fire riseing higher. My blood begins to boil. From the pitcures running through my mind. Eyes closed passions toying with my head. Bodies pressing against me, turning me on. I feel a touch. A caress upon my arm. I turn to find him, a smile on his face. He nods his head, and I follow like in a dream. In the alley behind the club now. The heat pressing in one me, each time I breath. A kiss hot and deep. A caress long and sweet. Panties hitting the asphalt. The whispear of clothes coming off. His body pressing mine against the wall. He wraps his arms around me, as he enters that secret place. No pretenses only lust. Him pushing so deep. Trying to satisfy these needs. His hands touching every where at once. Passions sky rocketing, blood pounding through our veins. Needs crening through our bodies. As

To All Those Girls
by Sylvette Murray Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for

Acceptance/makes Me Cry Every Time I Read It.
You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child" Then he told the following story: Shay

Me On Youtube!
I have been trying to do a few vids here at home, networking a bit if you will! LOL check it out and my other vis on www.youtube.com/iamjohnnyprice Please comment and rate and if you actually like it repost on as many sites as u can could use all the help!

My Faith In True Love Is Restored Omg!
I am serious my faith in love has been totally restored!! I was watching Oprah...ok ok I know I know LOL But listen to this! This man was in a concentration camp and was polish at 14 years old. And a girl was in a village (her familiy lied and said they were jews to live) next to the camp and the only thing seperating them was a barbedwire fence. She was walking by the fence one day and seen him and he looked hungry so she gave him her apple. and she did this for 7 months fed him bread and an apple every day for 7 months. One day she came to feed him and he told her not to come back because they were going to exacute all of them in the camp....mind you she had no idea that he made it out. By some miricle he made it and never died. They both moved to NY City what are the chances right? They were set up on a blind date 14 years later and realized she was the girl with the apple and he was the boy whom she fed. He told her she would never leave him again and he asked her to marry

8...surprising Turn-ons For Men
Ask a group of guys what turns them on about a woman, and you'll sometimes get the predictable answers: full lips, full bosom, full booty. These are a few quick-and-dirty biological imperatives that will turn many a man's head. But a lot of women fulfill those requirements already. So what makes certain women boy magnets, and leaves others spending Saturday nights watching Saturday Night Live skits? As always, men are more complicated than a lot of people give them credit for, and when it comes to turn-ons, the masculine gender has plenty of surprises up their metaphorical sleeve. Here, some of the ways to effectively rev the masculine engine: 1. Standing Tall Don't get me wrong: it's not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head. It's what good posture says about her. A woman who stands tall typically a) dresses well, b) exercises often, and c) is confident about her body and what it's good for. And if she's proud of her figure no matter what shape or si

To All My Friends
I never knew exactly what friendship was all about until you all. I never knew what it felt like to have friends that cared. I never knew until you reached out to me. You reached out with so much love. I was a complete stranger but you were there to listen. to give me advice when i wasnt sure where to go or what to do. To all my friends you are the best. I will always be thankful i pray for all of you to find happiness, to find the strength to keep moving forward to never give up. To all my friends i love you all so very much. You helped me through my time of need, and now i am ready to take another step forward. To all my friends it was because of you i learned how to be strong. I learned that i could be myself and that i didnt have to change for you to be my friend. To all my friends you have always been there and i hope that i have made you smile, and changed your life as much as you have changed mine. To all my friends thank you I will always love yo

Waiting Time...
so far I have managed to keep from losing my internet.... We'll see how long it lasts, I can only catch up on this stupid bill a bit at a time so its just a matter of hoping I can beat it. I'm wrapped I can still be here with yas all. You make my day so much brighter. Thanks Guys!

Pieces
So alone Deep inside myself I'm crying I'm screaming and no one can hear But who would listen if they could anyway? Sometimes I feel I'm breaking Sometimes I'm not sure I'm whole Sometimes I realise I'm cold But who's gonna warm me now I'm too broken to be fixed So take a deep breath Catch your breath before it slips away Hold onto it, treasure it People will take it from you if they can The worlds cruel It'll destroy you if you fall So you're walking with your head down What is it your thinking? That if you get far away enough You'll leave everything else behind But it follows you A haunting shadow You can't leave the past Not if you're scared of the future Are you scared? To be alone? To feel? To hurt? Aren't we all dying a little inside? The rain starts falling Now no one can see you cry Not that they looked before It's starting to hurt inside The broken pieces scar your skin So drown in all your sorrow Let it wash the pain away There i

A New Thought Of Mine Today
hey everyone its one of those blogs i havent done in awhile. the last week and a half have been an interesting one and a time of heartache and rejection. that is all i need to say on that matter for now. all i can say is that i have moved on. last week i decided i should be back on fubar after being away since the middle of june. if you guys are all wondering where i went. i moved out to the country where i have no internet except dial up which sucks. plus i am happy at the job i am at for the last 2 years where i work in a all girlie department as people say at work lol. the department i work at we build the componants for atm machines pretty much i do all the receiving shipping for my department and help build the things as well. and the other side of the plant they build all the elevator control panels. i am glad to be back. i know when i left the site was still cherrytap. but i see it still has the same great people that i know on here and alot of great new bouncers that work for t

In Solatude I Resign
I cant recall whats under this scarred face, Can't even believe love flowed thru these veins, Born upon this pyre is a burning hate, One unrequited desire I cannot face, measures I will take, prevent this reaccuring taste, Tightly I defend, where did it begin, Staive off this demand, Protect blood stained hands, And condemned this man Breathe dead air, arteries I tear, Never will I care..... In solatude I resign

Verizon Net Sucks
verizon net realy sucks when you get an interuption it knocks everything out of wack. We both spent over 2 1/2 hours on the phone with tech support. Gee not to our suprise when someone answers the phone it goes to someone over seas and you can not understand them 90% of the time. Now we seen on yahoo today that our country is going so far down hill because of the war and us sending all of our money over seas. Gee if we would only keep these buisness here in our own dam country we would not be so far in the whole in finaces. If we would not be bringing everyone over here from there we would have a buisness to run instead of them. We bring them all in here and let them have what ever they want and when it is time where they have to become a citizen they go back with all the money the got from us. Why in the HELL are we allowing this to continue?

Enough Is Enough. Cyber Stalker Is Bothering My Family
enough is enough. cyber stalker is bothering my family i have a cyber stalker that is continually trying to contact me. i can live with this. no problem, but now he bothering my family. he was just fanned a family member and all he did was rate one of my pictures that my family ripped from my space. No other pictures did he rate just mine. My friend contacted me and asked me who was bothering me when i told him, he said he was here. i went to his page to find the face of my cyber stalker there. All family member please click on the following: Blocking Englishman in KY or cut and paste the following: http://www.fubar.com/blockuser.php?block_id=79588 link to his page if you want i suggest just block and forget Linking Englishman in KY

I Think I Posted This In My Stash But, I Love It
DEDICATED TO THE BUTTERFLY. I was maybe 7 years old. My brother Rob was around 8 or 9 I guess. We were outside playing in front of our house in suburban Berkly, MI. I remember it was a regular summer afternoon, we were hanging out in the yardor whatever when my brotherRob screamed "Joe I caught a giant butterfly! I caught a giant butterfly! Hurry up and get the jar! I grabbed the jar off the steps and ran over to him. Somehow, some way, he had actually managed to catch one of them big ass, pretty, orange yellow and black butterflies right out of the air with his bare hands. Unbelivable. If you remember anything about being a kid, you remember them things are un-catchable. They'll fuckin' sit there and dance, slow motion, in the air style, right around your fuckin' face while you bust your ass trying to catch it. Somehow, on this regular summer afternoon, Rob happened to scoop it right out of flight with his bare hands. "Hurry, get the jar opened up and ready. I can feel its

New Petttttttttt
I got a new baby yesterday. Her name is Ruby, short for Rubella. Shes a tan and white fancy rat. and shes TINY. My older rat BeBe doesnt like her very much yet and they are super jealous of eachother, anytime i try to take one out the other wants to come out too. they are cute tho. hopefully they'll start getting along. Right now BeBe picks on Ruby and jumps outta the hammock and body slams her. not ok!! Other than that, i drink far too often, and and pretty bored. I'm looking forward to next semester, although taking 19 credit hours is going to suck. blah Tomorrow Adams coming to see me, YAY thats all

This Is Coo
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro

He He He
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------ ------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------- -------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women

Hang With Me!!
If you are in the Richmond, Va. area and you just want to get out and do something come hang with me!! I have employees but you can always catch me Sundays @ The Pour House!! Sundays: The Pour House Short Pump 9:30 - 1:30 3438 Pump Road (Pump and Three Chopt), Richmond, Virginia 23233 Air Hockey - Video Games - Wall To Wall TV's Mondays : Mars Bar Shockoe Bottom 10PM-2AM 115 N 18th St. Richmond, VA 23223 804-644-MARS Blacklight Pool Table TUESDAYS : ROCKS 10:00 PM - 2:00 AM 1814 E. MAIN ST. RICHMOND, VA. 23223 804-648-ROCK Pool Table Thursdays & Saturdays: Wild Willie's 8:30-12:30 7140 Mechanicsville Turnpike Mechanicsville, VA 23111 (804) 746-0033

Anger, Frustration, Depression
Forgive my long absence in all things as once again i have been moving. Some of you dont quite seem to understand how bad off i allowed my life to get financially with the help of one other person who will remain nameless at this point in time. Let me say this first. I am back Living in Chillicothe and I hate it. I miss the country already. I have no land i can not stretch my perverbial wings and feel a nice soft country breeze blue straight through my soul. I cannot drive down my drive way and see horses lining it. I look out my window and what do I see, houses, buildings, streets and more houses. The size of my property is the size of a postage stamp folded in half and torn in two. It is killing me slowly. I step outside to get fresh air and what do I get, MEADE stench! I no longer take joy in being outside, or in my job, my animals offer me little comfort, they love and adore me and do their best to cheer me up. Even moving in and decorating how I want it to be has prov

Life
Why Parents Drink > > A father passing by his Daughter's bedroom was > astonished to see that > her > Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. > Then he saw an > envelope, > Propped up prominently on the pillow that was > addressed to "Dad." > With the > Worst premonition he opened the envelope with > trembling hands and read > the letter. > Dear Dad: > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing > you. I had to > Elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to > avoid a scene with > Mom and you. > I have been finding real passion with Steve and he > is so nice. > But I knew you would not approve of him because of > all his piercings, > Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that > he is much older > than > I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad I'm > pregnant. > Steve said that we will be very happy. > He owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack > Of firewood for the whole winter. > We

Jokes
Phone Games She quivered with anticipation, the familiar ring The telephone call that made her heart sing. His voice soft and low, it made her face glow With the soft pink hue that excitement can do. She knew what he wanted, she expected his call She lay comfortably back on soft cushions and all. His breathing was audible, slow and rhythmic Sending thrills through her body no other could mimic. "Is it in your hand?" She coyly asked him He affirmed and assured her his readiness urged him To proceed slowly but with eager abandon His other hand moving in perfect rhythm. His excited gasps drew her into the game He screamed out " Yes!" and his breathing changed To a frenzied rush. Her body arched, her lips parted. As he whispered softly he's only just started. His excitement grew and tension mounted His hand moved faster, the moments counted. "Yes!" she cried into the 'phone as he hoarsely whispered, almost a groan…. "Two twenty's, two tens, two set for li

A Song Written 4 Me
This is from my Philip (Conovar) I'm so touched! Love you babe! Chorus: To be so far away But so close to you I listen to what you say It hurts to be apart And know this Yet you never ask My life is yours no matter what I may make you angry I may make you cry I will always love you Even when I die Verse 1 I live in a world A world among soul And mine you do own For forever and more Its a pain I dont need Your chains holding me restrictions are made For people of greed Untill I met you I thought I was through You help me live on Now unto you I pledge this song With all my heart My devotion, my desire You know your the one You turn my ice to fire.

Returning The Favor!!
We need to return the favor to Confederate bombers for helping us last night! ALL HOTT BOMBERS NEED TO BOMB THE LINK BELOW!!! We also have a couple of new members that need to be added to your list, but I will present them after we help!

The Animal I Have Become!!!!!!!!!!
***THE ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME*** I can't escape this hell So many times Ive tried But Im still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I cant control myself So what if you can see The darkest side of me No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe Its not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I cant escape myself So many times Ive lied But theres still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I cant control myself So what if you can see The darkest side of me No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe Its not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell THIS IS THE HOW I FEEL, YA'LL KNOW THE SONG I'M SURE!!!!!!!! BUT IT'S SO ME!!!!!!! AND I JUST FELT LIKE SHARIN THE WORKD 2 IT, LOL, & IT GIVES YA'LL A PEEK AT ME 2:p HUGS & KISSES 2

Do You?
Does desire pulse throbbing, screaming through your body. Hurling you into a place where I am all you want all you need, all there is Do you dream of me in the dark of the night, Burning silently, fantasies of delicious pleasures. Your body restless, hands clenching at your sides. Sweet rapture filling your mind, your heart, your core. Do you wake a song in your heart, a smile on your lips Anticipation lighting the promise of another day. Thirsting for the sweet nectar of my passion. Starving for the enticing caress of my voice. Do you think of me while dealing with the daily climb. Do simple things bring visions of my kiss, my smile. Do your fingers hunger for my satin skin beneath them. Are Precious moments in time lost to reverie?

How Did We Survive?
THOSE BORN 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actu

Unreal Memories....
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

Top 16 Country Songs...
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke

Monday Night Memories
Surrounded by darkness Shrouded in fear Pressure weighing down As the moment draws near Attempting to remain calm But dreaded are the events to come Watching all others Taken down one by one May not have been the first But certainly won't be the last Wishing for relaxation But not wanting to lay in the cool evening grass Time is running out Looking beyond the pack Producing a forward release Pain surging from the back Falling to the ground Hearing a joyful noise Slowly standing up To see the reason to rejoice Friends wearing smiles Enemies starting to frown There's no other experience Like throwing the game-winning touchdown

Emembrace Me If You Can
Ravish me with desire filling me with your liquid fire Devour me like dipped chocolate strawberries dollupped in a creamy whip Charm me with romance let me go and watch me as I soar and dance Enthrall me with secret naughty thoughts that cause my body to sweat Storm me with thunder and lightning and weave a spell to cast me under Lure me into your web of forbidden fantasies as my passions flow and ebb Endure me through the growing years as we learn things a-new Empty me of my pain and heartache so with you I can freely dance in the rain. Consume me for I'm a drop of honey on the comb you the bee ontop Seduce me with verse whispered softly senusous and perverse Hold me safely as your heart,in time with mine drives me crazy. Kiss me with a yearning awakening my soul a new page turning Touch me softly catch me as I fall knees give out weakly Taste me as I tremble with anticipation as my protective walls crumble

Savory Chicken Pot Pie
4 cups cubed cooked chicken 1 1/2 cups chicken broth 1 1/2 cups frozen peas 3 to 4 medium carrots peeled and cut into 1/4-inch slices 1 (8-ounce) can condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 cups biscuit mix 1 1/4 cups milk 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon celery seed Sesame seeds (optional) 1. In a saucepan combine chicken, broth, peas, carrots, soup, salt and pepper. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally. 2. Meanwhile, combine biscuit mix, milk. garlic powder and celery seed (mixture will be thin). 3. Pour hot chicken mixture into 9 x 13 x 2-inch greased baking dish. Spoon biscuit mixture evenly over the top of chicken mixture. Sprinkle with sesame seeds, if desired. 4. Bake, uncovered at 350*F (175*C) for 30 to 35 minutes or until topping is golden brown. Makes 8 servings.

This Is Not About You...
I think I am the worst most infrequent blogger in the world lol.... ok maybe not but just thought I would over exaggerate a little.... I’ve been thinking a lot lately, and the "L" word comes up a lot... I want to be loved to feel loved, and by some one who KNOWS me... A lot of people want me but what do they want, do they want everything? or do they just want in my pants, and use that word to try to get there? The "L" word is used so frequently anymore that it loses all meaning sometimes, and when you really mean it, it isn’t as valuable. I am bad about using it a lot, but just because I tell you I love you doesn’t mean that I am IN LOVE with you... It means I cherish you and our friendship, I was taught to tell those you care about that you care about them, and more times than not it can get misconstrued, which isn’t good. Its funny, I’m married, so I should feel loved right? Ha! I don’t.... The one person that should make me feel loved makes me feel like an object and an ob

Three Types Of Players...
Oh HELL...I've been suckered in by all 3 types... Player Type #1) The "Ego-Driven" Player These are the guys who want or need attention from multiple women because it feeds their ego and makes them feel better about themselves. They aren't necessarily bad guys, and often develop deep connections with the women they're with... but they're shameless flirts that usually don' t know any better than to live their lives seeking approval and validation from lots of women. And the affection of a woman and sex is their ultimate form of getting approval. You'll find these guys constantly in and out of short "relationships", but never making any of them work out... because it's really all about them. Player Type #2) The "Social" Player: These are the guys who make a career out of learning how to pick up women and it becomes their favorite evening pastime. They're in it for more of the challenge and experience than they are for the actual "connecti

Next Contest Coming Up Please All Members Read
Next Contest For the Sexiest Man or Woman Entered in this contest is…Obiwan ‘The Watcher Fu~Hubby to Padame ‘GeeGee’ and Captain of The Confederate Bombers. CONTEST STARTS NOVEMBER 17TH ENDS DECEMBER 1ST 1st Place 3 month vip or 1 month blast * First to reach 35,000 comments wins 2nd Place 7 day blast *First to 15,000 comments wins 3rd Place 3 day blast *First to 10,000 wins You can read more information on this contest at http://www.fubar.com/blog/153259/606800 More information will follow as soon as it is received.

*meeeeeeh*
If my nose isn't stopped up it's running. Not to mention that if I cough one more time my brain stem will be jiggled loose. This is fucking gay. I haven't eaten in two days mostly cause my taste buds are fucked. Believe my I want to eat, I think, but I just can't seem to make myself. Don't worry I'm not going anorexic on ya'll it's not a stomach flu or anything it's just a cold but it's the worst cold I've had in a while because I guess people love infecting me. And that's another roll of toilet paper I've used just blowing my fucking nose. I don't think I'd be in this perdicament if our fucking heater hadn't broken or if they hadn't taken so long to fix it. Speaking of which it's not fixed yet. Damn it all.

Return The Favor
We have to return the favor given by Confederate bombers and SUP, and we need help! All HOTT members need to bomb this link..We have one hour left to get her in second place...any other friedns that want to help are welcome..MUAH!!

The Keys To My Heart...
I am attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, I feel the most alive when my lover is creative and never lets me feel bored. I'd like for my lover to think I are stylish and alluring. I would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. MY ideal relationship is lasting. I want a relationship that looks to the future... one I can grow with. My risk of cheating is zero. I care about society and morality. I couldn't and would never break a commitment. I think of marriage as something precious. I'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. AT this moment, I think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted

Memories
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

Kneel
A Holy son who never existed Demanding fealty for in exchange for salvation From your own actions and an imaginary consequence Stories even children don't believe Invented by the Romans to control the ignorant masses Seek forgiveness from ghosts that don't care about your sins Or a pedaphile who has taken your true son's innocence Streets paved with gold, a lake of fire Which is more believable? Don't ask questions or believe the hard proof Science is your enemy because it proves you wrong Slaves to an ideal, masters of guilt Kneel, oh Christian

Cnn Suck
WWE.com: Were you surprised that CNN only used seconds of an interview that in reality lasted approximately 45 minutes? John Cena: Yeah, especially since I gave them so much. I must have sat down and given them 45 minutes of what I felt was the most candid I’ve ever been with anyone on camera. I encouraged them to ask me about anything and I would give them as much information as I had to any question that they would’ve had. So I was surprised it only came up to, I think the grand total was one sound byte. WWE.com: What was your immediate reaction after seeing the CNN special? Cena: Seeing as I did the interview, I knew they just chopped it up. I’ve seen that stuff like that done before. I was really a little bit timid going into the interview and worried that they might do something like that, but then I figured it was CNN and if I was in good hands with anyone it would be somebody like them. But when I saw it, my worst reality came true. I mean, especially— CNN is a pretty f

Who Knows Me Best????????
who knows me the besttt?! the race in onnn! fill it out post it in a comment here! ohh yeahhh be honesttt. pleaseee and thanksss. (: ready, set, GO! My full name: Summarize me in one sentence: Where did we meet: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Do I do drugs: Am I single: Am I a good person? What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Who do I like: Am I funny: Have you ever made me smile... if so when: What's my favorite type of music: What's my favorite song: Can I sing: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a bad guy or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): Have you ever hugged me: Kissed me: Have you ever hung out with me: What is my favorite food: Am I a good cook: Who is my

Thursday Throwdown, Giveaways, Stickies, Blasts, Vips, Tickers, Please Read This!
THURSDAY'S 2HOUR THROWDOWN!!! is canceled!!! and will continue to be canceled until something is done about the referral scripters and the cheating that is occuring in the referrals area of FUBAR ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THIS IS FREAKING NUTS!!! BUT SO VERY TRUE!!! WE WILL BE NOT HOSTING THURSDAY'S 2HR THROWDOWN! ON THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15th FROM 10PM TIL MIDNIGHT EST 7PM TIL 9PM PDT THERE WILL BE NO COMMENTING BOMBING CONTEST!!! THERE WILL BE NO FIRST PLACE AND A SECOND PLACE FIRST PLACE WOULD HAVE WON EITHER A 7DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP OR 4 TICKERS *AND* 10 FUBUCKS FOR EACH COMMENT THEY RECEIVE!!! SECOND PLACE WOULD HAVE RECEIVED A 3DAY BLAST AND 10 FUBUCKS FOR EACH COMMENT RECEIVED!!! BUT IN LIGHT OF THE CURRENT GOINGS ON IN FUBAR... STEPH AND I HAVE COME TO THE DECISION THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE MONEY BROUGHT TO FUBAR ON OUR BEHALF. THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE GIVEAWAYS WILL BE ALLOWED TO FINISH THEIR GIVEAWAY AND W

Current Annoyances.....
Annoyance 1. My parents putting me down all the time, then complaining when I get pissed off about it. Ok, so i'm 25 and in debt.... did I PUT MYSELF in debt? Hellll no... my ex did, thank you very much asshole. Am i working to pay it off, damn right i am... so get off my back. Its nice to hear how you'll amount to nothing all the time. Annoyance 2. My parents acting like they are so perfect. My mom is turning into an alcoholic and drinks almost every single night of the week. She see's no problem coming home so trashed she falls into her closet or trips over nothing. Today I told her, "mom, i know you want to move to whereever I get settled when I'm done with college and thats fine but if you keep drinking, I don't want you to." boy did that piss her off, she can deal it but she can't take it. And I wont even go into shit about my dad. Annoyance 3. BOYS who say shit then don't do it. I say boys cuz you sure ain't men.... but i'm not going to say anymore on that subject......

Today
For all my true friends..the ones who have been with me for as long as i can care to remember you know what day this is. You also know that it hasnt been easy around this time of year. For those who dont have a clue time for me to share. Today is my mothers birthday. I lost her 7 yrs ago but its as fresh as yesterday. So with that being said i just want to say Happy Birthday mom i miss you very much and love you just as much..

Omg
I just went to another 'social networking' site, for people my age. Dang, what a bunch of old farts. Lets talk about snowbirds, aaaa oh, going on cruise ships, and of course who is your favoite Dancing with the Stars contestant. SAVE ME FROM PEOPLE MY AGE!!!! But then I look at the ones here who claim to be the same age as I and wonder what the h-ll are those idiots thinking? Put some clothes on and for the men (?) stop trying to molest the teenie boppers! Guess I just need to growup and get a life.. meet real people. There has to be some out there somewhere who isn't living in assisted care or going through a second or third childhood.

Timing Was Off
I had the wrong time as to when this contest ends. I need SOOO much help to catch her up so she can at least get second! I am sorry everyone else for not getting back with you but I am bombing and you know how I get when I do that..LOL Please anyone and everyone..Please Help Me Help Her!

Friends Of The Bat
Ok....I am slowly working on an album of those who I feel closer with or in the works of. I will either just take your pic and add it...or maybe make and ID. Either case...for those who I may not put there....just do me a fav and not have bad feelings about it. If you would like me to make an ID for you...let me know and I will see what I can do since I do it myself in my paint program based on a lay out.

Love?
She asked, what is Love? he answered Love is You he asked, what is love to you? She smiled. Love is you.... so then tell me people...what is love to you for love to me is knowing that you love me for who i am....not for what i have, for if its that then you do not know what love is. deep in your heart, in your very soul love is hiding, waiting to escape..but beware, love can harm. love can hurt the very strong and kindness person! Use it wisely, use it properly, and it will win your sweetest desires, use it poorly, and wrongly and it will ruin you. So then people what is love to you..think.... and find out for sure

My Father... Another November Comes! 24 Yrs
My Father... Another November comes! 24 YRS. IF I KNEW THE WORDS TO TELL YOU HOW SADDENED I HAVE BECOME IN RECENT YEARS, THEY WOULD FALL ON DEAF EARS. YOUR TIME WAS TOO SHORT... I DO NOT THINK MY GRANDPARENTS HAD A CLUE AS TO THE DAMAGE THEY WERE CAUSING ME, THEY WERE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT US FROM THE INEVITABLE HARM CHILDREN FACE IN OUR CIRCUMSTANCES. THE LIES, THE COVERUPS.. THEY ARE MORE PAINFUL TODAY THAN EVER. I CANT GO TO ANYONE, YOURE ALL GONE NOW.. YOUR DAY WAS 6 YEARS 363 DAYS AFTER MOMS.... THAT IN ITSELF MORE DIFFICULT THAN I KNEW AS A CHILD. LOL, THE HOLIDAYS, I HAD 5 WITH YOU.. I WAS 4 WHEN YOU LEFT, AND 13 WHEN YOU DIED. THAT DIDNT LEAVE A WHOLE LOT FOR ME BUT QUESTIONS. YOU LEFT A MIGHTY BIG HOLE HERE DAD. HOW DO I MAKE AMENDS TO THE DEAD? I HAVENT ANY PICS RIGHT NOW TO POST, OR TO GAZE UPON IN MYYYYYY TIME OF NEED. FAMILY GUARDS THEM WITHOUT A THOUGHT AS TO WHO THE VICTIM OF THE LIES TRUELY ARE. HAD I KNOWN YOU WERE INDEED A GOOD MAN

Love Is.........
This is really cute.... "A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: ------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 ------------------------------------

Kid Nation.
Ok dammit, I admit I am totally hooked on this show.The kids are always fighting and bickering and the more I watch, the more I am fascinated by it. I root for the kids that do well like Greg and such and then abhor the ones that are just snotty little brats like Taylor and Amjay. Seriously, some of these kids impress me with their knowledge and work ethic. Am I just fucked in the head or what?......lol

A Friend...
What is a Friend? By Unknown What is a friend? I will tell you. It is a person with whom you dare to be yourself. Your soul can be naked with them. They seem to ask of you to put on nothing, only to be what you are.

Rules To Live By...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR . When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX . Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE . Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. . In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN . Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN . When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN . Remember that great love

I Thought
I thought I could had you, I thought I could make you mine, I thought I was in love with you, I thought it all the time, Now your gone because of my thoughts, Now I know that I have yet to begin to think. Author: KARMA

Alligator Boots
Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeepe

Sick In The Head!
well when i decided to get sick. looks like i have to do it the hard way. i quit smoking recently has been 4 and 1/2 weeks now to improve my health and to quit exposing my children to 2nd hand smoke. either way it was the right thing to do. the kicker is... since i quit the nicotine that cause my blood vessels to constrict is no longer in my system. and unknown to me i had a under lying medical problem. there is a strong history of anuerysims within my family and i am at the age where they usually get us. between 39 and 65 (i'm 46), and since i quit smoking i have been getting sharp stabbing pains in the back of my head. like a idiot i tried to ignore the headaches. now it is affecting my vision and motor skills. went to the doctor and got sent straight to the emergency room..... since i have no health insurance i am forced to go through the charity hospital system... i sat in the e.r. for right at 14 hours just to get a test schedual. so now i get to play the waiting game and hope

Fan Me Fan Me Fan Me..shut The Hell Up!
Ok this has bugged the hell out of me ever since i joined the site so i feel i have the right to rant about it! all these fuckers mostly in blasts begging to be fan..shut up u stuck up motherfuckers ur no cleibraty so why should u be fanned and mostly 100 percent of the time when they beg to be rated and fanned they say they will reutrn the favor and of course they never do because there too busy thinking about there own dumb arrogent asses! get a life fuckers!

Where Are You All At?
A really great friend of mine needs your help to become the next Godmother. She is only 350k away and has probably helped a lot of you along the way. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ♥ BaRgoDD's RL/GF ♥@ fubar

'phenomenon' Judge Gives Update On New Projects
'Phenomenon' Judge Gives Update on New Projects For the latest Phenomenon news, subscribe to our RSS feed or email newsletter. Email this Article to a Friend November 12, 2007 Renowned illusionist Criss Angel has a lot on his plate this year, and is expected to embark on even more projects in 2008. While he is preoccupied with shooting season 4 of Criss Angel: Mind Freak, his own reality series that centers on his unusual stunts and street magic acts, and while he tries to expose people who claim that they have supernatural abilities on his latest venture with mentalist Uri Geller on Phenomenon, the 39-year-old magician is also preparing for his upcoming controversial show at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas. Expected to launch in September 2008, the new illusion-based Cirque du Soleil production at the Luxor Hotel will reportedly feature Angel in a 10-year run show with a possible 5-year renewal option of his contract. “I start serious rehearsals on April 14th. And, one of

What To Do
I don't know what to do I am just so confused I don't know what to do I don't want to be used I wish you understood I wish I could help you out I want to shield my eyes with a hood I just want to scream and shout I have all this frustration I have all this anger I need to get relaxation I need it before I get put in danger I don't know what to do I just want to see your face I don't know what to do I just want to be in your grace I want to feel your soft touch Your hands are soft and nice You have a special touch At times they can be like ice I don't know what to do I think I need help I just want to be with you I do need help I have problems I do you see I have problems That concern only me I don't know what to do I just want to be with you I don't know what to do Everything I say is true I would do anything You know its true I would do anything I would...just to be with you I want to help But I don't know how I want to help A

Feeling Whole
I am starting to finally feel whole again. It has been a long time since i have felt this way. I met a great man who treats me the way that ive always wanted to be treated. He loves me for me, including all my faults. He knows my thoughts and can complete my sentances even before i start them. He accepts my kids as if they were his. And althought we both have been through hell somehow we found something in one another that broght us together. Its hard sometimes to try not to wonder if whats happened in the past is going to happen again, but i can only hope that the love he says he has is stronger than the rest. Cause this heart of mine is tired of building walls just to have them knocked down. Only time will tell.

Shy
I cant belive it im a shy persone but yet i stick these photos up lol its hard to belive from the photos but i am shy lol, well im trying to get out of being shy, but its hard to but im trying lol, well i guess ill come out of that soon enough right? to all my good friends i hope u r haveing fun on here and i should have more pics up soon and i hope u come rate them Love always samantha

A Simple Wish
By now, I'm positive that everyone knows how much I loath the cold weather. Sure, I love to wear cute winter outfits with fur on them. You know, the ones that make it look like I killed a small animal to keep warm. However, the cold makes me miserable. It tortures my body and makes me ache all over. Anyway, the cold weather means that the holidays are just around the corner. I was sitting in my car tonight and I said to myself "I believe this is the turning point and I don't like it one bit" By that I mean this: Winter is coming quicker than we know it. Soon all the beautiful autumn leaves that are blowing around in the streets will be gone and thick layers or cold white snowflakes will take their place. People will be warm in their houses spending time with their loved ones, family and friends alike. Meals will be devoured quicker than they can be prepared. And for most people, they'll be thinking of wonderful gifts to give and those they'd like to receive. However, this girl

Results
Well... So in other blog entries I have discussed a few misfortunes that have been happening with me. To continue with them, I recently had my birthday on the 3rd of November, woohoo, right? WRONG! I get a call from my doctor wanting to discuss the results of the biopsy that was taken. Normally, if you do not call back to ask what was found, they dont call you. This was different because they called til they reached me. Great I am thinking. Sure enough, the lady tells me that I am not in the woods right now, but I have to come back in for check ups often since the cells they have found are precancerous. More news still to come.... She continues saying that its almost a promise that I will get it, they just dont know how soon and want to see how fast this is growing. How nice I think. So do I tell my family or just let it go and pretend nothing is wrong at all, after all.. there are people in worse shape than I am in and I do not have cancer yet. So just another bad day with many after

Thank You
hey ya all i just want to say thankyou to all in the fu's krew family who helped level today and a extra special thanks to balie and chelle (love you guys) who personally helped me level 2 times today.....and on that note i'm passing out for the night.....night all

I'm Really Pissed This Time
Well, this has become a nightmare of the utmost proportions, earlier tonight I was on Yahoo Messenger and got this IM with a hyperlink on it from Geocities.com with some shit at the end of the hyperlink and apparently it is a virus of some sort even though when I ran the virus scan and Webroot Spy Sweeper that there was no virus and when I went to restart the computer and sign in to Yahoo Messenger under tod_belanger25682002, it WOULDN'T let me sign in, so I'm really pissed off here at this time! :-@ Now I had to go create another Yahoo ID because of this bullshit and I'm not from now on clicking on ANY hyperlinks at all anymore, so if you got a MUMM that you want me to vote on, just tell me and I'll look at it, no more sending me hyperlinks at all because of this bullshit and if you have Yahoo Messenger and want to add the ID up above to it, go for it but I'm 100% pissed because somebody had to send me a hyperlink and it fucked up my Yahoo Messenger ID that I used to have, lost all m

A Wedding
PLEASE JOIN US ON OUR SPECIAL DAY Friday Nov 15 @ 9:30pm Central time Wedding will be held in the fubar wedding chapel, Party in STUDIO 54 after JASON@ fubar ~♥~Sugar & Spice~♥~@ fubar (repost of original by 'ACHIŁŁES™ Married to Tiffany' on '2007-11-14 23:58:58')

Wtf Is The Matter With People
Hey all- for my old friends (Scarllett) you know my style of blogging. For those of you who are new to my mind droppings; sit back, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their original upright position and buckle your safety belt because this is one wild ride. What I am trying to figure out is why people (by people I mean college age "activists" and middle aged left wing radicals) seem to have this burning NEED to express their opinion on what is going on over here in the sandbox, despite the fact 80% of them could not find it on a map, none have ever even MET an Iraqi and they sure as hell haven't had boots int he dirt over here. I look at it this way- if someone is a neurosurgeon- I sure as shit don't sit around and tell him better ways to do their job. If someone is a mechanic I don't tell them a better way to repair my injection system. Bet most of you don't either (that's why you are my friends). But when it comes to waging war, counter-insurgency and counte

While I'm Sleeping
While I'm Sleeping by BlueWolf © I wake up each morning ready to start the day my first thoughts are of you and how you are away. I pull the covers back over me and drift back off to sleep because there in my dreams, you're there for me to keep I don't have to say goodbye I don't have to be blue I don't have to walk away I can stay right there with you We are happy and holding hands smiling, looking at each other knowing that this feels so right and there will never be another Yes, in my dreams you're always there and you always make me smile so I'll just sleep a little bit longer so you can stay with me for a little while...... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

What A Boyfriend
A True Boyfriend... When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [

Nun's Tale
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun." The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic." "Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing. "What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!" "That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."

11-15-07
"Your brainpower is especially strong right now and you may pick up on some new facts that had eluded you previously. It's a good time to put your new understanding to work making your life better." YES!! I knew I was smart!! :-) It's a good day to be smart! I have a midterm to take tonight. Wish me luck.

Piss Off Credit Card Companies.
Here's a little secret that might piss off credit card companies and potentially get them to stop harassing you with upwards of 20 credit card applications per week. Some people have known this for years, and since a fair amount of people will read this I feel that it's my duty and obligation to share this secret with you, because based on the email I've received, I don't always get the sharpest tools in the shed reading my page (as opposed to the regular tools who read this page). For the slow: I'm saying that you're stupid and wouldn't come up with this idea on your own; pay attention. There are two types of junk mail that everyone gets: coupons for stupid bullshit that you don't want, and credit card applications for credit to buy stupid bullshit that you don't need. Here's how to take care of all your junk mail in one fell swoop: use the postage-paid envelope that credit card companies send you with their applications to send them the OTHER junk mail you receive. It's just that

Sorry Im So Late I Have Been Sleeping
SHOW THEM LOVE PLEASE TODAY ON THEIR PAGE.. THEY HAD A DEATH IN THE FAMILY...~RebelBreed™©~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of Fubar™©@ fubar ~Rebel Lady™©~Co-Founder ~ CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of FUBAR™©~@ fubarSHOW THEM THAT WE CARE....

Come On Just How Many Ways Can You Fix A Turkey?
Good Morning and one week before the day of the Turkey. You know I was sent one of those quizie quizzes…you know the ones that test your knowledge on this or that’s. Well I have so much knowledge just awaiting to be tapped I just had to take it. Well this was no ordinary quiz…it wasn’t about how much does a hen weight…what’s a Henway? Isn’t that an author that lived in Key West Florida? Yeah Ernest Henway… I mean Hemingway oh well I thought I knew that one at least… No it was not about Chickens and their weight it was about TURKEY’S Yes Turkeys… how much do you know about turkey’s… well not you you, it was sent to me by a very sweet lady who afterward we argued over an answer we both apparently missed… oh the quiz was a 20 question little ditty and afterwards you did not get any prize, I was not deemed better for talking it and I was not going to win a free meal at Applebee’s…you know I always want to put a “Y” in Applebee’s oh well no matter…where was I? Oh, the quiz and what it was a

Enjoy....
Natural Highs Please make sure you forward this back to me . . . You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. (It Must be mine. Just Mail it back to me.) 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for

Somethings Ive Been Thinking About.
ok this is some of the things ive been thiking about for a very long time. #1. what do women want in a man? #2. why when a nice guy asks you out, you are looking at the hot bad boy that walks by when you are out on a date? #3 why do you freak out when you are confronted about it when you are caught doing it in front of the guy that asked you out? and for the best one of all. #4 why go out with the nice guy when you really want the bad boy to ask you out? this is just a short list of what i want to know about. i mean you guys say you want a nice guy to ask you out and when one does you totally ignore him when a bad boy type walks by. oh yeah thats another question i should add to the list.

Blah
ok well after 4 12 hr shifts with the flu and about 5 different types of OTC meds i think im gonna break down and go to the on site health clinic at work in the morning. no open appointments before then :( so if i dont reply to comments or emails today bear with me im trying to lay down but it only stuffs me up worse. Ive already tried tea with honey and lemon, chicken soup, and even vodka lol all it did was make me loopy.....with a hacking cough.8-p please rate my blog!i miss being it the top 50 lol

My Upcomming Schedule
Updated On: Tuesday, 27Thursday, 15 November, 2007 To all whom it may concern....... I wanted to keep you apprised of my tentative schedule over the upcoming couple of months. Here's my upcoming tentative schedule, as I know it so far, through 31 DEC. 2008+: 02 NOV. 07 - 04 NOV. 07: San Diego, CA. (Business Trip) *******This Jam Session trip was cancelled at the last minute. ******* 05 NOV. 07 - 08 NOV. 07: Taft, CA. (Time with Son) *******Already happened. This was a great time, but not long enough, as always. ******* 09 NOV. 07 - 11 NOV. 07: Carmel/Pacific Grove/Sea Side/San Jose/Monterey, CA. (Visit Mom and Misc. other family) *******This trip already happened. Went well, overall. ******* 12 NOV. 07 - 12 NOV. 07: Los Angeles, CA. (Veteran's Memorial Event at the school of the Son of my fallen Marine) ******* This trip already happened. I was very special for me. ******* 12 NOV. 07 - 16 NOV. 07: T

Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I guess I should have seen it coming. All 3 of my kids have had the stomach bug, why shouldnt Mommy get it??? I could feel it last night before I went to bed, I knew it was coming. This morning I woke with terrible tummy cramps, even my skin hurts. All of this the day before my birthday :-( I was supposed to go to a concert tomorrow night, guess that wont be happening now either. Another birthday disapointment. *sigh* Okay, Im done complaining...for now!

Theres Nothing Worse Than..
fake people. people that lie just to try to hook up with you. jerks. people who are so igrorant to think that i wouldnt find out about the lies. guys: go find another girl to play your silly little immature games on...or better yet, Grow Up???? hmmmm yes maybe then you wont have to lie to get some..just a theory :)

Quiz
What is your Sexual Obituary? Suddenly just before orgasm, becky died while in the sack with their lover, George Clooney.becky will be terribly missed by Their favourite dildo. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Walking The Road
Walking in with caution Protective of ones heart Guarding all that is you Fear of being hurt Trust in one being broke Then something happens My heart feels explosion Falling deeply in love Letting go not wanting to fear Being open and honest Letting go fully for one Trusting with all that is you Not wanting fear to block Wanting to feel the wonder Knowing the beauty of love Nothing about love is easy The thing is walking the difficult road Together hand in hand For honest and true love No doubts no fear of the one I love you with all my heart Trust you with all my soul Need to know you are here Wanting to walk and learn The road is big enough You just havet to be honest with you Do you want to walk the road?

Tattoos
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!

Wrestling
Soooo Sunday is yet another Payperview on WWE wrestling.. If anyone out here watches it, let me know.. My man Cena is out for a while.. not to say Lashley will be back soon enough, and heard it down the wire that Chris Jericho will be returning.. yayyyy! So.. Im thinking it's going down like this Sunday.. Batista will win the Hell in a Cell match against Undertaker.. since The Undertaker usually wins the belt back by WrestleMania..Also, surprising enough, that nasty Edge will return, so who knows what will happen! Randy Orton, who I cannot stand.. will lose the belt to HBK.. Im hoping he does anyway.. the rest of the wrestlers.. ehhhh I really dont care.. well, except for Jeff Hardy.. he's amazing. Anyway, Im new to this fubar site, and Im kind of feeling my way out here.. so please be patient mkay! Until the next time, thanx for the adds, and peace out!!

Sweet Asperger's Boy Of Thee (my Son Christopher)
Sweet aspergers boy of thee How hard it is to find the glee Every day you shout and rant Smash my house and again i pant Big breaths in,big breaths out Staying calm but wanting to shout No punishment works with a child like this Please go away aggression,is my only wish But little boy,how i love you so You taught me things i did'nt know Patience and tolerance,forgiveness and strength Unconditional love even tho you keep me at arms length No regrets at all my son,love is all there is I never forget that,even when im in a tizz! Thankful i am,honoured i am,that you came to me Sweet aspergers boy of thee

Simple Act Of Kindness
He lay on my bed watching the Disney channel as always, I crept up beside him laid my head on his pillow. He remained still nor did he acknowledge I was there. I felt him breathing, soft and sweet . . . like him. He did not seem to mind me being right there so I snuggled closer just to feel him, just to touch to be a part of this child my son. After a moment he turned to me, then reaching towards me he took his tattered blanket, and carefully tenderly laid it on me, tucked me in, as I had done to him, so many times.before. And I lay there with my tears and my son, together on the bed wrapped in a tattered blanket. There is joy in simple moments, there is magic in the little things

If You Don't Like My Team Piss Off Ass Wipes!
Look ass holes whoever is marking my pics as NSFW can go fuck off and get the fuck off my profile! They are not NSFW and I would appreciate who ever is doing it to be a man or woman and step to my face and fess up fuckers!

Horoscope For The Day Hmmmmmm Lol
Kick back and enjoy the good news -- something you did recently is paying off in a big way. It could be financial, romantic or something entirely different, but everyone can see you're a winner!

Rating
I have joined this site yesterday, and have been insulted by people that were not happy with my rating. As far as I am concerned the rating should be made as a free decision without imposing. If there are people that are not able to accept it they may block me. We are living in a free society.

If We Had Sex
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro

For The Men And Women Fighting For Our Country
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a

Something To Consider
Going to stick with the Vonnegut theme. In the very dark irony, "Mother Night", the main character leaves us with the following quote, which in essense could be the summation of the theme for the entire story, "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful of what we pretend to be." For those of you unfamiliar with the story, the main character in the story is an american living in Germany before WWII. He is recruited by the american armed services to act as a spy. He is told to become part of the nazi propaganda machine and do radio shows for them. During the shows he is to pass secrets vital to the americans in code. The main character agrees to do this in part because he is a coward and this allows him to help the american war effort and in part because it allows him to appear to be a nazi and therefore not offend his nazi wife and in-laws. In becoming a propagandist, the american's plan, he is widely successful as an american spy and greatly aids the american war effor

Alittle About Me......
I don't eat seafood..... I am EXTREMELY shy, ..... I like Pepsi, hate Coke.... Have to have my coffee in the mornings.... Love the beach.... Can be very stubborn... Have little patience, especially for people who choose to be stupid or lazy.... I am possessive... I am brutally honest.... I have a terrible memory .... I curse like a sailor, unless I am mad.... I don't feel pain like normal people, I actually like it.... I have no brothers or sisters.... .I rarely wear make up.... I am very plain in my day to day life i.e., shorts and a tank top and a ponytail.... However, I love to dress up and look sexy as hell for my man... I can be territorial.... I get very jealous sometimes. But if I feel threatened, I will react.... Thunderstorms scare me.... I am not good at expressing myself.... I don't show emotion often.... I cry when I am pissed, not when I am hurt.... I don't have a lot of friends, but the ones I do have will be with me forever.... Most my friends are guys.... I hate being

Tell Me Wutcha Really Think
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Help Mr. Badie!!! :d
The Mr. is working an 5k comments for a 1 week blast!!! Not a bad deal! I am trying to get it for him... we all know how much he does for me and it is the least I can do in return! If you guys don't mind, stop by and help me bomb him :D We are sitting at 1444 now so only 3556 to go :D x♥x♥, Alysia

Joke
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson & music books. Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. "Oh darling" he gushed, "Come here... let me look at you... let me hold you ! Let's have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I've missed your lovin' so much !" The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good time lover. First, let's hear you play that harmonica."

To All My Friends
To all my friends I am sorry.....some things have happen that I wasnt aware of..in turn I have hurt a few of my most important friends...I have tried to be nice to everyone in turn I have sucked it up and taken blame for things that werent under my control...and I have taken the fall for things that were my fault..I will be the first to admitt my mistakes.... So to all of you I am deeply sorry...please forgive me Love all of you Jenn

Biker Poem
Biker Poem THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT THINK BIKERS ARE MEAN. SOME DRESS IN LEATHER AND OTHERS IN JEANS. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR PATCHES OR THE CLOTHES THAT WE WEAR. YOU HATE OUR BANDANNAS AND HATE OUR LONG HAIR. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SCOOTERS AND OUR LOUD NOISY PIPES. YOU THINK WE'RE NOT LOYAL TO THE STARS AND THE STRIPES. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR PATCHES THAT ARE WORN ON OUR VESTS. YOU THINK WE'RE SO DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST. BUT THE TRUTH IS MISTER, WE'RE KIND OF ALIKE. YOU DRIVE A CAR AND I DRIVE A BIKE. YOU HAVE NO TATOOS PAINTED ON YOUR ARM BUT WE FOUGHT SIDE BY SIDE OVER IN "NAM". SO THE NEXT TIME YOUR CHILDREN ARE RUNNING AROUND, ENJOYING THEIR FREEDOM AND THE FUN THAT THEY'VE FOUND. REMEMBER US BIKERS AND ALL THAT WE DO. WE FEED OUR LOST VETERANS, WE'RE RED, WHITE AND BLUE. WE BRING TOYS FOR TOTS, JUST TO SEE A SMILE. BY RIDING OUR BIKES FOR MILES AND MILES. YOU SEE US BIKERS HAVE NEVER FORGOT, OUR HOMELESS

The Sweet Taste Of Love
The Sweet Taste Of Love The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbling kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love And I can't seem to get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of

Roads
Traveling down yet another country road. Funny how I always end up on one. Two lanes of blacktop. Usually a few pot holes. The lines hardly visible. I was wandering this day. Just driving around by myself. My family was in the city “shopping” and I had made an excuse to get away for awhile. As I drove, I was struck by how things had changed yet were the same. It had been years since I’d been here. Since 1976? Thirty years? Had it really been that long? Yeah it had. Just out of High School, feeling immortal, I had moved to South Georgia to live with my Dad. It had been like stepping back in time. Everyone drove up and down the main drag (Shotwell Street) on Friday and Saturday nights. Maybe take in the Drive In. Try to buy beer. That was my endless summer. 1976. As I drove it occurred to me where I was. Out close to El Dorendo. Not a town just a wide spot in the road. I smiled. Barbara. I laughed. Of course. She lived close to here then. I had met her on one of those

Hmmm
You need to make sure that your ego isn't influencing your decisions today. That might be hard, especially with one issue that's close to your heart, but you can do it -- and you'll be glad you did! this sure is making me wonder...

Re: Neo-libs & Neo-cons Gang Up On Ron Paul Supporters
RE: Neo-Libs & Neo-Cons Gang Up On Ron Paul Supporters ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 15 Nov 2007, 09:42 Neo-Libs & Neo-Cons Gang Up On Ron Paul Supporters In another example of how the establishment of both sides of the controlled political paradigm are scared stiff of the Texas Congressman's surging popularity, smarmy liberal website Wonkette and frothing Neo-Con blog Red State have ganged up to form an alliance and "declare war" on Ron Paul supporters. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/151107_gang_up.htm

Meetin People.
so last night i drove down to indianapolis to kick it with my old roomates and see the queers play. it was fuckin fun. i havent kicked it with those cats in a long time. however, the coolest part about the night was meetin this chick who was workin the merch table for the queers. i met her on myspace like...3 years ago? and would jsut annoy the fuck out of her while she was at work until she couldnt resist messaggin me back. lol. ANYGAYS. so yeah. she was there and i met her in person and it was cool. shes the first person i ever met in RL that i knew online. AND she kissed me on the cheek. =) theyre gonna be up here tommorrow and saturday sos hopefully get to kick it more than we did down there. cause i was runnin late and shit. but it was definitely cool. that is all.

"it's Fart Football."
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides

For Mac The Best Friend A Girl Could Ask For!!!
A beautiful person to walk in your life Wonderful in everyway There for you when you need And never ask for anything Just for you to be you Except them for who they are This is what I call a wonderful friend A excelent example of the perfect creature A man who has lived and learned Friends to the end With love of another And respect of you and who you are Thank You Mac for always being here And being a wonderful friend So with all this said this is my promise I am always here for you love ya and respect you If you ever need to talk cry or rant holler Cause I will always be your friend.

Repost Bultetion
Will everyone please repost our family bulletion. Let your friends know so we can get bigger and stronger and kick ass out there. Send them to the home page or to Denise or Cathy Jo,s pages. Remember to Have fun with it. Also If anyone has any ideas please let us know...

40 Things Men Really Need To Know About Sex
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN (Some Men Really Need To Read This) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a ho

Test
COME JOIN IN THE CELEBRATION OF THESE TWO COUPLE AS THEY JOIN HANDS IN THE BOND OF MARRIAGE AS WITNESSED BY FRIENDS ANGEL_QUEEN AND STEVE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TWIZT3D_JUGGALO AND TWIZT3D_DEAD_REDNECK_LETTE SO COME JOIN IN THE PARTY AFTERWORDS AS WE ALL HANG OUT AND PARTY IN THE BEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR SO LETS HELP THESE TWO COUPLE HAVE THE BEST PARTY FOR THE BIG DAY AND DRINK IT UP. CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO COME TO THE HOT SPOT TONIGHT AT 7PM CST.

Donald Sutherland...
Well he's the reason I call my boyfriend Hawkeye. hehe, but anyway. I was cursing the channels one night and thought i saw him on a tv show... but was thinking he just looks to old to be him. today i looked him up and it was him! some tv show called dirty sexy money... anyway... I didn't relize this but he is 72 years old! oh and this is change of subject... playing wow right... someone says in one of the chat area's that Robin Williams was dead... i ended up logging off to check... he didn't ::sigh of relief:: but that scared me so much... anyone adore an older actor?

Mmmm Thursday
8-p Happy T-day Fu-folk :) I actually have something to say about today's comment! (it is why I started this daily blog, to give the rhythm or reason behind the message) *nods* I really dont have any computer graphic lessons, I've winged it from the first day I sat in front of a computer about 5 years ago. So the M&M's were originally made to put as a 'pretty girl' photo comment. I was experimenting with how to make a glare And add demention, that was the end result. I was so excited that it wasn't half bad (Remember, I'm ALL self taught - not even an art class of any sort) I thought I show it to the mumm-folk ... m i s t a k e haha But heres how I made them & the mumm I posted: I know, I know I look at it now and think: It's not THAT bad, but it's -r e a l l y- not THAT good either! *shrugs* So, there were the mmmmmmm came from, I bumped into and thought I could find a place for it down the road ... 8-p Now its a part of a Thurs

Group Information - Read This First
The Big Bad Wolf WHAT IT IS The Big Bad Wolf is an add/fan/rate club, where members will make friends and fans. HOW TO JOIN The rules are simple - to join, you must contact Heartistic Soul, and let her know that you want to become a member. Then, you must also put "Member of The Big Bad Wolf" somewhere in your display name. Once you've done this, your link will be added to the member list, and then you will begin to add, rate, and fan ALL MEMBERS on the list before you. As time passes, the list will grow more and more with new members, and you will gain fans, friends, and rates from each of them. THE BIGGIES - You will be given 10 days from your joining date to have all members fanned, added, and rated. If you can not complete this within the time allowed, drop us a line. - You MUST complete all 3 steps for EACH member. - If you experience a problem with a member who has not returned the checks, contact Heartistic. - ALL VIPS MUST RATE AN 11 ON THE PROFILE OF EVERY

Alone
Confused and alone She tries to find companionship Always afraid of being hurt She draws deeper within herself She protects herself without looking afraid Longing to know when the day will come When she can be happy once more When she can be happy without pain A boy will come to her one day A perfect match for her soul She will be afraid, but come to trust In everything they will ever do He will promise to do everything he can To make her more happy To him, the smallest kiss is the largest reward He wants nothing from her, only love He has finally met her, or at least he hopes And anything will be done To seize her love and hold her heart No matter what the price could be done by christine

About Me
IM THE GURL...... I'm the type of gurl who loves to have fun,laugh,and just chill out with the boyz.I love to pamper myself and i have fun being a gurlie girl.Most people mistake me for being a snob but in all honesty I'm a down to earth girl,who if you are my friend,will do anything for you.I am a little hard to handle at times but wtf I'm a girl that knows and gets what I want.So with this you should know....... Im the girl that keeps it real Im the girl that is really sweet Im the girl that will knock you off your feet Im the gurl that can blow ya mind Im the girl that you will think about and smile im the girl thats all up in your head But most of all... Im the girl you will never wanna forget!!!!!!!!!!!

True Love
Is it TRUE and is it real These unsuspected things things feel They say TRUElove comes once around But is love what iv`e TRUEly found Are you my heart, my soul, my all My winter summer spring and fall My reason lifes worth living for My everything my pride and joy If hearts can see what eyes don`t find Does your heart see the same as mine A love worth more than my last breath A love that lasts until my death But until then its me and you I`ll love you always and this is TRUE done by Christine

In Joy And Sorrow
In joy and sorrow I promise to be there for you, for only you hold the key to my heart. I promise to love you until the day I die and forever more, all I want is you. When you cry I will be there to comfort you and wipe away your tears. When you scream I will be there to fight away your fears. When you are not home I will wait for you. Even if I leave this world before you, I will still wait for you. We are so young, our lives have just begun but we are so anxious to be together. This world is so cruel so before it tears us apart let us run far away. Join me, my love, forever more. Here and now I give you my heart and soul, I do. Be mine now and forever until the end of time. My heart is your's, I promise. I love you and only you.

Ever Been In Love
Ever been in love with some one so much that it hurts all the time? Knowing you will never be togeather again. You think about this person all the time, and you miss them so much it makes you cry, and the hurt never goes away.? Have you ever had some one tell you that they love you that much, knowing that it would end, and left your heart broken and you hurting all the time?

Come Check Out The Lounge I Dj For Wed-fri 2-4 Pm Est. Today From 4-6 Pm Est!!!!
Come into Magikal Seductions and rawk out with Dj Diablo. Please also check out the other lounges of Onyx Porce and support our family. Its a nice place to sit back, relax and enjoy yourself drama free! What are you waiting for? B.E.P. is at Majical Seductions from 4-6 pm EST today..... Come take a trip through ~ஐ~Oñyx Pórtál~ஐ~, The Chatterbox, Magikal Seductions, & Farenheight!!!! Where the fun and friends never end!!!

Dedicated To My Girl Misty
misty dawn, a woman beautiful and pure pure of light and faith and a true friend in deed knows what to say to make ya smile her words can make you think for miles my sister from another mister though our blood is not the same not known her long.... i have her deep in my heart love her to death and glad i met her.... misty this is for you when god made you he made you with the purest of ingredents.... i love ya girl

Damned
DAMN this body for not being right! DAMN this soul that wont give up the fight! DAMN that machine that substains my life! DAMN why am I always at strife! DAMN the docs who cant fix this for me! DAMN this world, I wish to be free! DAMN the hur I feel everyday! DAMN that man who didnt stay! DAMN my heart that keeps beating! DAMN death who keeps fleeting (me). ( this one was written on one of those BAD days when dialysis was just too much, but in no way should anyone think that I feel this way all the time about life..I appreciate everyday that I am given to be with my daughter and son, and loved ones...just to clarify anything that someone may think about me....thanks for reading it)

The Last Dance
The Last Dance ...And I whispered, "I am yours."... Venus rising in the darkest hour of night, Etching dreams and fears in silver light, Pressed against the glass, cold, unyielding, And the tragedy leaves me torn and bleeding. Fate has bound and trapped my lonely soul, To pay your redemprion, and make you whole, And when the inevitable price must be paid, I'll willingly fufill the promises made. But before the end, take my hand, look in my eyes, See the truth laid bare, the desolate cries, So before you fly, on new wings free, ........ save the last dance for me. ...And as the last curtain falls, Again I whisper, "I am yours."...

Worthless Dads
Ok.. so I have 4 kids and 2 of them are by one person and their dads name is Matt and he keeps on telling me that he has no money to give me to help support the kids. But yet he has money to go and spend on his ex fuck buddy so that he can get some ass!!! He was almost crying the other day because he feels so bad that he can't support his kids and get them what they want and all that shit. But yet he can buy her dinner and all this and not give me anything for his kids? He has spent like 50 bucks on them in the last 4 months and other than that it has been me supporting them. I have to take my daughter to therapy 2 times a week because she has this thing wrong with her neck and so I have to pay for the gas every time, her diapers, wipes and everything!!! He won't pay me anything!!! OK.. I'm done venting now.. i am SO sick of men not supporting their kids but they want to have them!!! LOSERS!!!!

Hi Yall
So today has been good bought a new sweater that just screams sexyness! played with a parrot that rapes me everytime i walk by and i held lil chiuahuah pups [awh] um..now im chewing gum?? lol so....believe it or not taisha just might....'might' be liking someone......i shant say who..but yeh kinda exciting? xoxo

My Passion
My Passion Do you hear that sound? Do you feel the same vibe… Do we share the same hidden desires that our bodies can’t hide… Well let’s find out shall we…I pick up my phone and ask you to come over… Please…wear that sexy red dress that comes down passed your shoulder… I can’t wait to see you…I have been dreaming this all week… Your hair, your skin, your smell…and that smile surrounded intrigue…and mystique… What’s going through your head right now? What holds to your wants; what do you desire… What are the secrets to your charming ways that I have so come to admire… You’re ready? You’re on your way? Good because I’m really getting excited… My body is filled with an uncontrollable lust and I can no longer fight it… I put on my grey silk shirt, half buttoned up as if I felt too lazy… And splash on a little bit of my special cologne, the one that makes you go crazy… There’s a knock on my door…I slowly open it to see… There you are standing in the shadow…so elegantly….

Lil Ole' Me
Even tho I am Fu-engaged to ~BaDaSs*~ aka Tommy I am still wondering if I will actually find someone to call my real husband :[.... That would be awsome if Tommy and I got engaged in real life and got married.... Id be a beautiful bride (Hopefully)! but he feels that I deserve better, but I can't find better. :[, I'm not the best to what everyone thinks I am, but I do know one thing I have a BIG heart and I will give my hubby everything.. Just want guys to see me for me not the sex:[ --cries--...

Thursday November 15, 2007
oooo.... spiders!!! NEWS FLASH 3:25 PM: SPIDER ADVISORY: While preforming tests on venomous spiders, 2 jars of live spiders were dropped, releasing 7 brown recluses and 5 southern black widows. The spiders are still at large in the lounge. Lounge residents are advised to keep their hands out of holes and crevices. If bitten seek immediate medical help or "kiss yo sorry ass goodbye!" NEWS FLASH 3:38 PM: Lounge management would like to assure the public that this situation will soon be under control... just as soon as I find the rest of my spiders. NEWS FLASH 3:40 PM: spider count is 10... bite count is 1 (Dani)... antivenom... uh... still looking... NEWS FLASH 4:00 PM: spider count down to 8 loose... the good news: we found the antivenom and the bite count still only at ... OWCHIES!!!... uh... 2 ... medic? NEWS FLASH 4:31 PM: spider count is down to 6... wait... no... thats a dust bunny...

To Everyone Who Bitches Like A Whiney Whore About Bouncer Checks!!!!!! Read This
THEY ARE TRYING TO STOP PPL FROM USING THIS KINDA OF SCRIPT AND NO THIS IS NOT A JOKE THIS SCRIPT IS FORREAL THATS WHY I THINK WE HAVE SO MANY BOUNCER ID CHECKS FOR EVERYTHING WE DO ON HERE NOW CAUSE OF THIS SCRIPT U CAN REPOST IF U WANT IT DO NOT MATTER BUT THERE ARE SOME PPL ON HERE USING THIS AND ITS MAKING IT HARD ON THE REST OF US PPL

Fucking Murphy
Murphy is a son of a bitch. It seems as if anything that can go wrong will go wrong on the most inopportune moment. As one thing begins to derail the shock effect vibrates everything around it causing it to collapse and derail as well. This leads one to conclude that, it is true, when it rains it pours. Some people are just magnets to this phenomenon and no matter what they do they cannot get away from it. Brace yourself, life is a roller coaster ride, the ups and downs will make you scream from time to time. All you can do is hold on. Don't feel sorry for yourself, no one else does. I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for it self. A bird will fall frozen from a bow before ever feeling sorry for it self. So when things start to derail, and everything begins to go wrong don’t petty yourself hang on and move on. Remember, Fuck Murphy.

Clue
People suck.. Especially those who pretend to be your friend.. Someone who is now distant memory wont leave me alone.. I walk away and he puts me down for it.. Calls me names.. and just is being a real jerk.. Why cant he take the clue I just dont want to talk to him.. I delelted his number and yet he still texts me.. Deleted him and blocked him.. on e-mail and all that.. but he still is contacting me.. GRR any advice>>?

Sorry If I Seem Off...
HEY PEOPLE... IF I SEEM OFF WITH YOU ITS CAUSE IM HAVING AFEW FAMILY PROBLEMS THATS REALLY TEARING ME UP... JUST NOW I DUNNO HOW TO HANDLE THINGS... SO IM SORRY IF I SEEM OFF OR SNAPPY WITH ANYONE AND I APPOLOGISE IN ADVANCE...SO PLEASE BARE WITH ME... LOVE YOU ALL MWAAHS N LOVES EVERYONE