Fubar Blog Posts 4

Things To Come (erotic Poetry)
A hungry woman tonight, Not a lady, just a whore. I will take you in my mouth. My hands caress your back, on my knees. You can hold your hands tight on the radiator, Gazing out the window into back yard. I will probe deeper. Raw and real. Not complicated by adjectives or symbolism. As long as it takes I will move you to the bed Give me your cum, Flood my mouth, Unleash the pent up passion. I will take it without asking You can cum loud and Hard in my mouth. Neighbors or passers by might hear The high pitched squeals, As you begin to pound the sheets, Throw your soft locks to and fro. As you ride in delightful waves, Of ecstasy and unbridled passion Then all will be quiet. You will lay in post orgasmic bliss, Too tired to move. Just lay there, And tremor. But for now, Clear your mind, relax, And enjoy the ride. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Help Shadow Please
WE NEED HELP. MY GOOD FRIEND "SHADOW ANGEL" IS IN A CONTEST THAT ENDS TOMORROW AT 12PM CST. MOST COMMENTS WINS!!!!! BUT HER PICTURE NEEDS TO BE RATED ALSO BECAUSE THAT COUNTS AS COMMENTS......SO IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER TO RATE HER PICTURE. OUR FAMILY........THE NBSD BOMBIN FAMILY.........IS ASKING FOR ANY AND ALL HELP IN COMMENT BOMBING SHADOW FOR THIS CONTEST. JUST A SIDEBAR........YOU MUST BE AT LEAST A LEVEL 5 AND HAVE A SALUTE PHOTO TO COMMENT........SORRY THOSE ARE THE RULES. PLEASE COME AND HELP AND OFFER ANY AND ALL COMMENTS THAT YOU CAN. THE MORE THE BETTER OBVIOUSLY BUT WE'LL TAKE WHATEVER YOU'RE WILLING TO GIVE HER. SHE'S DOWN RIGHT NOW BY APPROXIMATELY 600 COMMENTS......BUT HER CLOSEST COMPETITOR HAS A WAY OF GET LOTS OF COMMENTS REALLY FAST.......SHE HAD A 4000 COMMENT LEAD ON US THIS AFTERNOON!!!! SO PLEASE FIND THE TIME TO SHOW SHADOW SOME LOVE AN HELP HER WIN THIS CONTEST. AS A FAMILY WE'VE ALL DONE WHAT WE CAN DO FOR HER. NOW WE NEED TO CALL ON ALL OF OUR FRIEND

No... Nono
I don't think I mentioned this, though it amused. I still haven't heard it, and it wasn't entirely for amusement. (I intend to be on campus next week soon- I renewed some books so it doesn't have to be tomorrow. So i might borrow it then.) Clue: piece of music with mostly Spanish title, Italian composer, written in the late 1980s, dedicated to a Russian filmmaker (who had died in the 1980s.) Answer - Piece title- (since I doubt there are very too many so) - "No hay caminos, hay que caminar ... Andrej Tarkovskij" by Luigi Nono (written 1987, a year after Tarkovsky's death). No hay caminos, hay que caminar - possible translation : there is no way (route, road), traveler. You make the way, by walking it. I love the expression, and chose it for my nickname awhile back. (How bldy anticlimactic, not to mention parochial and all the rest of it, a way to end this... but I'm sleepy...)

Friends With Benefits.
Just for Tonight By Alicia Davis My mind is rebuilding itself, Im putting my heart on the shelf; and for once I'm opening up to someone else. I'm in pain and paralyzed inside; and my heart is breaking so let me unwind. Share yourself with me, Just for tonight. Make mind blowing love to me, and tell me that I'll be alright. Trace your hands up my sides. Press your lips against mine. Tell me I'll be fine. Gently kiss up and down my thighs. Put my back into a slow grind. As your body moves in sync with mine, it feels like I'm lifted out of time. Be with me, Just for tonight. It may come as a surprise, but don't read onto it please. It's just a physical thing, just a simple fling. Feelings aren't involved, and once we're done the issue's resolved. just for tonight. See, Feeling good on the outside makes me feel good on the inside, and that's all that it is. Casual sex relieves, and helps me to forget. All my anger fades, the weakness dissipated, and you m

The Best Family Here
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Click Below to come to the Wakan-Tanka Home Page!!!! ?Wakan-Tanka Clan's Home Page ?~~~@ fubar If you are intrested please get a hold of me thank you

Wondering How You Are.
Sean... It's been awhile since I've seen you last. It's amazing how quickly the times have passed. So much changes as time progresses, So much shit has happened, so damn fast. I hope life is good for you, and that is all is going fine. I must have prayed for you at least thousand times. Since we split, I haven't changed too much, just working... trying to get by... (you know the such and such) It would be a lie to say that you haven't crossed my mind. No one will ever compare to you. I can't imagine someone even come close. I'm still confused about how I feel, I don't even know. It's not easy to wake up and see your'e empty side of the bed... Or to go on and smile, when I want to cry instead. You mean the world to me, ****, No matter how much different we've become. I'll always love you. You were the one.

Women Terminology
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how a

Men Are Pigs
So I keep getting alot of pig headed men straight up asking and begging to see my private folder.... well, I snapped and typed this letter back to a guy....he is no longer on my friends list, and I thought the letter I typed him should be made into a blog. How nice. ----------------------------------- Its very hard to make me mad...I don't give losers on the internet that much credit. Its not my fault half the population on this site doesn't know to read, or even use the whole left side of their brain. What pigs need to realize is, this may be an adult site, but that doesn't mean every woman on here is going to whore themselves out to strangers. Some chicks actually have brains...and things to do in life that are productive.... Now why on earth would I show you my private folder, when I don't even know you, and you have made no attempt what-so-ever to get to know me? Do you think because I'm young...I'm desperate for attention, and stupid? LOL I don't think so.... ---

Thinking Of You
When I look outside my window you’re all I think of.I long to see your eyes and smile. Eyes that sparkles like precious gems. A smile that lights up my heart with joy and love, like the Light of the World shining down from Heaven. I long to hold your hand. Just a touch warms my soul on the coldest day. I long to hold you in my arms. Arms that give me such a sense of security that nothing could ever take you from me. I long to kiss your precious lips. Lips as sweet as candy exploding with passion. Forgive me if when we’re together I can’t stop adoring your divine beauty. I know what love feels and looks like. I see love glistening in your eyes. I feel love in the warmth of you hands and in the tremble of you kiss. I often think I’m the luckiest man in the world, but God constantly reminds me that is not so. It is His blessing, not luck for me to have an angel like you.

A Dream Worth Dreaming
Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently....into thin air At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there On the edge of my dreams I see your face A twin soul......when we share eyes At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft against mine like a warm rain At the edge of the mountain my heart slows Sharing our every breath....two hearts don't refrain In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch Breathless....from the warmth of your skin At the edge of the mountain I open my eyes Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within On the edge of my dreams is where I want to stay It's there...I'm forever in your arms...safe...sound At the edge of the mountain I'll remain breathless For me.....no greater love will ever be found Will you always be there on the edge of my dreams? Will you always meet me to

In My Mind
Within my mind I close my eyes As I sit here on the beach My normal life seems so out of reach. The waves are hitting the sand I just wish you were here to hold my hand. I know you are far away You are who I am missing Right now I wish you and I were kissing. As I sit here putting seashells in a jar I know when no one else is there for me, you are. I know in my heart That I never want us to part. When everything seems so out of line It all changes when I see you - everything's fine. As I sit here I know my love is yours forever And I don't want our hearts to sever.

For All My Family And Friends
I know that we all are sad about the death of KSC and thats why some of us build up the new Fanily called Native Spirits Tribe. Now Family and Friends i was thinking about it a few hours and I will not join this New Family. I will still support you and Help you all out in contests or rate your stuff but for me its for the better to stay out, not only cuz i dont have much time also it doesnt feel right for me. Lxlpurplelxl the Lady Chief; i still will Respect you and all other Members of your new Family but please understand my point.I wish you luck and will help when i am able to. All the Others; i luv you all and if you need me shout at me! With Love and Respect Karin aka EveningStar

Wrote In 5th Grade
Laughter they say is the best medicine I'd say I have to agree when things get heavy and things get tough putting on a smile is not enough You really need to set yourself free enjoy a good laugh a roaring laugh, hee-hee A funny joke may do the trick holding things in proves to make you sick Don't take life too serious It might just make you delirious So take some time and relax I've already gathered the facts Join some friends Laugh your best Life will be easier for all the rest

My Crush
I started out by wanting to tell who is my crush but I think that I will stay mum for just now. He knows who he is and I love him deeply. He is the one that makes me feel, smile and laugh when I am down. I have helped him with his sadness and gotten so much in return. Do you know who it is or can you even guess? Maybe he does not know how I really feel. Maybe this will reach him and turn on that little light, sending him a signal that he is very well liked. He has a unusual name and he is very talented. Did ya guess who it is yet? He was the olny one in years that saw me for who I was. The hidden little light that so few seem to find. I am glad that we found each other. I feel so blessed inside.

Rich People Blow
You know what hate is rich people who believe that they are better than a normal person, because the size of their wallet. I'm a average joe, the guy next door, I am tired of some rich bimbo running me off the road in her BMW because I follow the speed limit. I am a service member in the armed forces, and these people are not even grateful for I do, they say its bad for the economy, well you know what if you give some of the money back that you keep pocketing to the people the economy would be fine, I wouldn't bitching and maybe the world would be better without a few less Hummer's clogging my air on the highway!

Wax
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!! My night began as any other normal weekday night. Came home, cooked dinner and played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours. "Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet?" So I headed to the site of my demise.. the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly girl, but am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!* So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together, stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out The hairdryer and heat it to 1000 degre

I Love My Job......
I love my job, I really do. It's 6:30am and I'm coming to the end of a 17hr shift, and I have to do a 12 hr tonite, out of the 17hrs here I slept about 3hrs done about 1hr of work and thats the normal :) I love my job. I even have medical, which is something not a lot of places offer. I get to sit here on most nites watch movies, play video games, fubar :D And they pay me to do this, shit how many people get payed to do that? I Love my job......

The Music Of Love - Poem
The Music of Love Bodies warm with passion's heat pressed together in hungry embrace. Intertwined we move as one, synchronizing to the inner beat of desire's baton. The erotic rhythm of hips in motion thrusting in time with the melody that steals its way from the depths of our most primitive selves. A harmony of sounds unintelligible, voiced only by passionate lovers. Bodies warm with passion's heat, hard dancing to the music of love.

After The Dance Is Over
By Robert W. Birch We danced as lovers dance to music only we had heard. A hot beat to which we moved in perfect time, with perfect synch. Unhurried though each driven on, both knowing how the dance would end. We shared the lead as the tempo quickened. You followed me, I followed you, each wanting that conclusion as ageless passion demands its due. Our cries loud as bodies yield, sounds from deep within escaped to alert close neighbors to the simultaneous climax of our dance. The music softened, mellow in its final strains. We curled together our contented bodies, our cries at last subdued, and only now a gentle purring. In this quietness our muffled moans yell out a thousand words of utter joy, in celebration of our dance, in recognition of our love. We laughed and played a while although our dance had ended. Naked, you fed me grapes -- a piece of chocolate pressed to my lips, combining with the sweetness of your es

Movin Stuff Around
well i found out ya only get one vote per blog no matter how many entries... so i moved the tune lyrics to the stash and made this one... ok so its all about the pointz... but wtf there are some lazy bitch's on here that rate one pic or not even rate at all... so i gotta get what i can any way i can!!!!

The Beast Within
I sit here at home, confused and alone, my pain wanders away for a time. It allows me to see the beauty around me, but then it comes back crashing so hard, to freeze my soul again. Should I stay in this land, or should I die by my hand and take control of the pain the only way I can. My loved ones would miss me, but what about the monster inside me, the one that grows every time? How can they see any beauty in me, when that monster’s around all the time? Beating and beating, breaking and breathing to be set free from this soul of mine. My heart hasn’t long, and I know the reason why, the beast has awoken, why would he lie? My pain can last from future to past, and the beast within me is set. Now the hole in my soul is perhaps before the hole in the ground, where finally my soul may rest.

Lyrics To Love Is A Killer By Vixen
Love Is A Killer lyrics Only a fool believes it's better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all So I don't wanna take that fall, it's a long, long, long way down I'm hurt, love struck me down again, enticed me in and pulled the pin Blew my tender heart sky high Now in my pain, I'm asking why as I'm crying Should I give it my last try or say goodbye Chorus: Love is a killer, a homicidal fiend Love is a killer, it'll be the death of me I got a target on my back for a cupid dressed in black Love is a killer, it's killing me Love, so sweetly beckoning I've seen your face, called your name I tasted tears you cried Lived in shadows in my mind, frozen here in time, don't leave me here to die chorus (Solo) You fascinate and yet frustrate, demand so much of me, yeah I've had enough, it's tearing me up inside Cross my heart, hope to survive You got a smoking gun, well don't shoot me love, no! You're a - chorus Love is a killer, no, love is a killer, no n

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

What Killer Am I
Which Horror Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Jigsaw You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw85% Michael Myers75% Freddy Krueger65% Hannibal Lecter65% Candyman50% Pinhead45% Buffalo Bill45% Leatherface40% Captain Spaulding30% Jason Voorhees

Showin Luv To My Girl Frenchkisses
this lady is such a great person!!! i met her when i first came to fubar(CT). She is absolutely wonderful! If you have time, plz check her out and leave her some luv!!! thanks all!!!! Frenchkisses@ fubar

What Kind Of Firepower Are You Gonna Be Packing?
When you're out in the shit, get hired to take some sonofabitch down, or finally snap, what kind of firepower are you gonna be packing?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as AK47 7.62mm assault rifle You like rugged and reliable, as well as powerful and moderately accurate, but most of all, you like staying alive. That or you have no idea what the hell you're doing, at all.AK47 7.62mm assault rifle90% Barrett XM109 25mm rifle75% a block of C-4 and remote70% M14 7.62mm rifle w/ suppresor60% a knife, a rock, your fists, your feet, your head, its all the same outcome55% laugh them to death50% a bible and, when absolutely necessary, a Colt .44 magnum hand cannon35% a mocha fucking frapachino30% Ruger .22 cal carbine25%

Little Angel/god's Gift
As I read the bullentins and having been a victim myself,it saddens me tremendously to know that a little angel is going thru this, that is why this is especially important to me to get the message out...PLEASE send prayers, love and support to Laura. A few kind words and support goes a long way...Lets show her that we here on fubar really care about our friends and are willing to share, help and give all the support we can....Hugs M'Lady Tina Ladymoose760~President/Recruiter of the Quiet~Angels@ fubar

Sealed With A Kiss
I can't promise you forever, but I can promise this, I'll offer you the best of me, and seal it with a kiss. I can't promise that our travel will be all glad and free. But Baby, I will love you with all the best of me. When rain is pouring down, and stormy winds are blowing - When troubled days surround, we're cold, and it is snowing. I can't turn off the weather, or stop the Hands of Time. But facing things together, is a comfort we can find. You can't promise me the Road ahead will be all fun and light. I don't ask a thing of you, except to treat Love right. If we are faithful partners, and keep our loving true. We can weather every storm, and still keep loving through. Two can halve the troubles, and neither stand alone. Every pleasure doubles, and everywhere is 'home'. If we walk on together, through both the dark and light. We can weather the weather, through every day and night. I can't promise you forever, but I can promise this, I

Autumn Is For Love
The years have seen many autumns pass In the seasons our hearts once knew The richness of the scarlet leaves Reveals special times with you. The hand of time keeps ticking on As down the road we go Our hearts locked in a bond of love As we walk in fallen snow. I saw your soul light up the sky And your heart began to sing As tiny arms reached out to you In the summer that followed spring. Can you believe that summer is gone And autumn is here again It's time to stop and reminiscence About where our lives have been. A few more lines now trace your face Soft shadows veil the wall Our children have since gone away And faded leaves do fall. But our love has known few changes With the passing of the days Except to grow still stronger In so many little ways. Those vows we took so long ago To always have and hold Have bound our lives together Lacing silver years with gold.

The Road Ahead
The road ahead is long and winding, But our dreams are young and our love is shining.. There's no journey without you, Every milestone carries your name.. Every tree will be different, No two seasons the same.. The road will not always be smooth, And the nights may be long.. But He will keep us together, He is playing our song. There is no destination, Nobody at the finishing line.. Together we can make it, Till the end of our time. We shall not stop anywhere, We'll let the stars be our guide.. Hold on to my hand, Its going to be a wonderful ride ! The road ahead is long and winding, But our dreams are young, And our love is shining.

Somewhere
Somewhere off in the wind a kiss blows, I have sent it out to seek, the flesh of a true lover's cheek Looking for the one I know will love me everyday of the week and when I look at her i want to see all the things in this life that I want to be i will look into his eyes and see forever, me heart will beat in time with her but it will stop each time we kiss. The sweetest words are on her lips she gives them to me hands around my hips. with you, i see my life i want to give you everything make you my wife. i hope that kiss of mine never runs out of steam. I hope that kiss of mine can find the one in my dream

Were Hirein
COME CHECK US OUT MEET COOL PPL AND LISTEN TO SOME AWSOME TUNES. WE ARE ALSO HIRING FOR BARTENDERS WAITRESSES BOUNCERS SECURITY MALE AND FEMALE DANCERS STRIPPERS MALE AND FEMALE IF U WANT A JOB HERE SEND UR APPS TO Edubois36@msn.com THANK YOU VERY MUCH MANAGEMENT (repost of original by 'DJ Girliy @ CrewRadio~ Owner Of F~~k It All~ DJ GM/GM For CrewRadio~ GM For CrewRadio UT~' on '2007-10-13 07:10:48') http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50141

More News On My Dad
Last night 10/12/07 we had to rush dad to the hospital ..they ran some test and decieded to send him to another hospital for more test..Well once they got him to the other hospital they went ahead and put him in the hospice suite ..which means we are now in the final days ...you only go to the suite in the last 7-10 days of life..no one can tell you how long you have to live it is an estimate but he has went downhill rapidly ...I will be spending the next wk or so with him ....I will at times be home due to the kids and them in school so I will try to keep all of you on here updated ..Thank you again for all of your prayers in this time ...MUAH!!! to all of you

No Drama, Please!
I have no understanding for people carry their personal conflicts between each other to their friends on here, who have nothing to do with what's going on. I am sure there for everyone if there is problem to discuss. My door is always open to help and maybe to give advice if I can. But please do not come to me asking to block someone you are in a fight with. I will not do it. Its not my business. How I behave towards people is only a result of my issues with them. Don't involve me in your personal stuff this way. Thank you. And thank you for reading.

Clouds
This was actually a song i wrote back in my mid late 20's i had just started to get into music and one of my best friends helped me write it..(lol i wrote the words he just did the guitar thing) Clouds By Ted 1976 I climbed that hill today and sat under the oak tree i watched the sky today and clouds came floating by, i thought of us together sitting here today, and yet like these clouds you simply floated away Clouds take many shapes Clouds take many forms Clouds give us shade Clouds never give us pain I sat here all day long in the tall grass wondering where you had gone, my sweet lovely lass, i miss your sweet smile, your eyes that shone, now just as t he ewind blows u have gone. Clouds take many shapes Clouds take many forms Clouds give us shade clouds never give us pain see the clouds rolling by they never cry they keep movin on not knowin right from wrong Clouds, clouds, clouds.

Mechanically Seperated Chicken.........
Mechanically Seperated Chicken......... That, my friends, just so happens to be the very first ingredient listed on the side of the can of what I just got finished 'nacking on. The list continues on with skins of chickens, skins of pork, spleens of pork, stomachs of pork, salted water, and words that I just flat out don't care to sound out at this particular time. Lets just say that this shit just ain't kosher. Don't get ahead of me now. You might ass-u-me that I am going to write about the gag-factor of what I just ingested. You people know the actual definition of assumption, so I won't get into it. It's not about the gag-factor. I ate the shit with a big floppin' smile on my face. It can't be good for me......I'm not dead. Yet. It sure beats what they put in haggis. For some reason, whats left of my brain got tangled in the "mechanically-seperated" part of the chicken. I can only imagine the possibilities of what a mechanical flesh-from-bone seperator machin

The Strength Of A Man.....
THE STRENGTH OF A MAN..... The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you.. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It's in the gentle words he whispers... The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good a buddy he is with kids... The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work. It's in how respected he is at home... The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches... The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest. It's in his Heart, that lies within his chest... The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved. It's in can he be true to one woman... The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry... ( STOLE THIS FROM BABY BLUE EYES' BLOG TOO LOL )

An Abused Child Needs All Our Prayers..................................................please Repost
THIS IS A SMALL REQUEST FOR A PRAYER TO THIS LITTLE ANGEL AND HER GRANDMA(ladymoose760) THIS LITTLE ANGEL IS IN THE HOSPITAL FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE AND SHE WAS PUT ON LIFE SUPPORT DUE TI CHILD ABUSE IT CAUSE HER BRAIN DAMAGE,SHE HAVE A VERY HIGH HEAD PRESSURE AND HER LIFE IS ENDANGERED SO PLEASE SHOW THIS LITTLE ANGEL SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT BY PRAYERS AND SHOW SUPPORT TO HER GRANDMOTHER. WITH ALL OUR LOVE,THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS LAURA. HAVE A GREAT EVENING ALL AND A WONDERFUL WEEKEND HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® Ladymoose760~President/Recruiter of the Quiet~Angels @ fubar

What Am I To Do?
I still love you so much how I yearn for your touch Never to be because you did not choose me Five long years it has been never to see you again. My heart still belongs to you but what am I to do?

Gone
for any of ya'll that might care I'm gone until the 23, going to go play with fire and drum with a few hundred of my closest friends!!! Wish you where there!!!!! leave me some loving if ya think about it!!!

Come Back My Baby Girl
it has been two years since you have gone. you should be 2 today. i thaught it would get easier but it doesnt seem to be. i have spend most of the day crying. both of my neighbors have babies my best friend from school has a daughter.... why cant i have you? why cant you be here? why couldnt i even get an answer as to why you were taken from me. people tell me how sorry they are and that they understand my pain but it just frustrates me more. i would rather have people ask me is there anything i can do to cheer you up or take your mind off of it. gggrrrrrrr i am just frustrated and i am sorry if i hurt anyone in the process of it all.......................................................... i want the pain to stop is all

Yea!!!!!!!!!
OK NO NEW IDEA HERE JUST WANTED TO SAY CONGRATS TO JESS FOR HER WIN AND TO THANK ALL THE FAM WHO HELPED WITH THIS MANY OF YOU WHO STAYED UP ALL NIGHT LONG. WE PULLED THIS TOGETHER AND DID IT AS A FAM. GOOD JOB EVERYONE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY. CONGRATS JESS WE LUVEYS YOU!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~TAINTED~~~

This Is For All You Girls 30 Years And Over...
This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera

This May Piss Off A Few Of You!! Oh, Well..
> > > > **I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with > seed.** > > **Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous > flow of free and easily accessible food. ** > > **But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, > above the table, and next to the barbecue. ** > > **Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the > table... Everywhere. ** > > **Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to > peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. ** > > **And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and > squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I > fill it when it got low on food.** > > **After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.** > > **I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.** > > **I cleaned up their mess and took

Pain
i was listening to a song by six feet under and its called Nonexistence and now i sit here woundering if i would be happy at lest i wont have to worry abount no more pain or suffering of any kind like someone once told me if you dont se it or feel it wont hurt you iam thinking he is right in the song it says iam going to cut out ur eyes and rip out ur tongue and peunched my ears you no what the saying is right see no evil speak no evil and hear no evil

What A Soldier Is....
What A Soldier is.... This and much much more ... Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. They are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of

Happy Birthday Son
SO I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE ON OCTOBER 14TH MY LIL MAN TURNS THE BIG " 4 " ! HE IS MY LIFE,HEART,AND SOUL ! HE KEEPS ME STRONG AND ON MY TOES. HE HAS HIS OWN ALBUM SO GO SHOW HIM A LIL LUV PLEASE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY IZAIAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! - Get Your Own Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Take A Moment
This is just something I found when I was packing today...words my mother gave me when I had my first child...and it holds true to the words.... Take a moment to hear today What your children are trying to say. Listen today whatever you do Or they wont come back to listen to you. Listen to thier problems. Listen to thier needs. Praise thier smallest triumphs. Praise thier smallest deeds. Amplify thier laughter. Fine out what's the matter. Get to what they're after. Tell them that you love them Every single night. As you tiptoe out, say "Happy Dreams, Sleep Tight" Turn around and say, "Oh by the way, Regardless of our differences today, Tomorrow everything will be alright. And things between you and I are bright". Take a moment to hear today, What your children are trying to say. Listen today whatever you do, And they'll come back to listen to you...

Oh The Good Things I Find While Packing....
To laugh is to risk appearing the Fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out for another is to risk Involvment. To expose your feelings is to risk exposing your true self. To place your ideas, your dreams, before a crowd is to risk thier loss. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To live is to risk dying. To believe is to risk despair. To try is to risk failure. BUT... Risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risk nothing, knows nothing, has nothing, is nothing. The may avoid suffering and sorrow, but they cannot learn,feel,love,live. Chained by thier attitudes they are slaves; they have forfeited their freedom. Only is person that risks... is FREE..

Random Kisses
i miss the feel of random kisses, brushes of hands over unnoticed bared skin: the automatic giving of ones self. flashes of anger and upset cause storms in your eyes; they lighten and smile when they drift towards me: love to watch your face. the way your eyes look at me makes me melt, boil. without your presence, i am fine, perfectly fine. it's not as if i cannot exist without you, and yet: that is all; existence. alone i am asleep, everything is lesser, like a dream composed of watercolors: with you, i live. the way your eyes look at me makes me melt, boil. life is better like this.

Mom's.....
Things My Momma Taught ME I OWE MY MOTHER 1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY . "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the ba

Wtf?
As you read my blog entries or sometimes my emails, you may often times wonder, "What the f*ck is she talking about?" I'll offer you this: when that thought comes to mind, just keep reading, I'll normally bring it all together at some point or another. Or maybe I won't...maybe my intent is to make you question something about yourself, or the world, or me...sometimes I just get carried away and travel so far off the intended path that I forget myself where I was going..and sometimes I get to typing so quickly that I miss a word here or there. Ahh, the joy of me. But, one thing is for sure, I don't write anything for the sheer sake of writing it and I LOVE to read reactions, comments, and criticism (but be constructive, please), so please let me know what you think. Final note: I have a tendency to rant and rave in my blog entries and brutality is not uncommon. If you are easily offended, this will probably not be a blog that you will enjoy reading. But, also remember, this is c

What To Know About Me
Things to know about me- ~I am a mother first and formost. My son is everything to me. ~I am recently married and very much in love. In all, we have been together for almost 5 years. ~I wear mostly jeans and sneakers. I dont care to wear heels, I am tall enough. ~I am here for friends only and will not flirt or post unclothed pics of myself. ~I love modern rock-linkin park, lennon, papa roach, is mostly what I listen to. ~I do not play head games and I do not play dumb. I am myself. ~I am going to college in january. ~If something is not fixed, it bugs the living crap out of me. ~I like people that honest and loyal, I hate meaninless drama and liers. ~I like to read. ~I curse alot. ~I love horses and dogs, espeacially black labs. ~I love a good horror movie, gruesome and gory movie that holds the edge of seat. ~I like the arts-drawing, poetry, photography,paintings and plays. ~I like to watch the rain and love thuderstorms. ~I love dark

The Push
She sits quizzically so innocent and sweet. Like a child with grace and beauty not even Venus could defeat. Like a goddess herself she smiles as he draws nearer and nearer not at all a deception, there are no guiles. It is a touch that leads to a kiss from a kiss to a deeper touch from the deeper touch comes immense bliss. She lays herself down gently closing her eyes. She feels her skin is soft and softer growing. A gentle want grows in her thighs. Like a cloak his body surrounds her Soft like velvet and tough like a tree the harder of him is what she'd prefer. The mouth to her neck gentle kisses to her breasts and to her haven a peck It soon becomes a working rhythm grasping at life and emotion the world disappearing around them. Pushing aside, push comes harder a moan to a scream, a breath to a pant... and it seems as though love gets smarter. What was once o good now becomes great both in anticipation of each other unable to hold longer and wait. A final

Nightmares?
i dont understand i was doing so well hadnt had a nightmare in a while and then the same two reoccuring dreams why do they keep coming back im so sick of it i want to forget those two event s and never even think of them but then i dream about them and its like i relive them the man with the deep sharp voice whithout a face ...and that guy from david from elementary school... i wish i could forget them so that i can feel better but it seems like i cant and it hurts really bad

The Dust-inci Code
I Need Yucky Dust I know it sounds ridiculous, but I've decided that what I need in my life is a very large supply of very unappealing and totally unappetizing dust. I just need to keep this bad dust around me at all times. I'm tired of my sweet smelling tempting dust, I want to replace it with old, stale, dirty dust. Why might I have made this decision that seems so appropriate for straight laced soul, but quite odd for a freely moving one with no present psychiatric evaluation being administered? (No, I'm not ready to change that yet, by the way.) dun dun dun … Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust-uh. I wait for the day that this song does not play in my head at the end of a first date. If I had yucky dust around me, maybe one would not be so inclined to bite it. The boys would not like it so much, it would not tea

Good Stuff
feel warm sweet ache hot flush sweat drip holy enchanting agonizing nirvana ecstasy full luscious defying love intense build-up necessary we've found a rhythm rushed loud rolling wet throbbing fluid spasm panting panting panting panting movement hard deep strained enough wild frenzy messy hair messy hair messy hair! climax relief release.

Sorry
Hey everyone. I am sorry that I have not been on here in a while. I have been very busy with school and all. I am almost done with school. I have 2 more weeks in class then I am off to do my exturn. I cant wait. So how has everyone been? Once I am done with school I will be on here more. Well at least I should be. I was also out of work for 2 weeks due to hurting my back, but yesterday I was able to go back to work. What a time for me to be out of work. I have to go a month without getting paid and then was out for 2 weeks not getting paid, but oh well. I better run now..I will be back soon.

So Good
As my heart beats faster As the heat grows thicker I feel more and more desire As my adrenaline flows threw my veins As my fluids wets my inner thighs I feel more and more excitement As you caress my breast As you kiss me on the belly working your way down I feel more and more lust As you lick it up and down As you push it in and out The more I yell for more The more you do it the more I feel it tinkling, tickling up my bloodstream These feelings all at once waiting to get out............ Oh how good it feels

Pretty F'ing Sad
Ya'know... It's pretty fu-king sad that I can't even PAY someone to come help and support my lette, Paganchild1979 in her contest. She wants and deserves a damn Happy Hour. Whenever ANY ONE of our mutual friends has been in a contest she is the one who puts all her time and effort into bombing that person. No matter who it is!!! So where the F are these people now???????? It's getting awful goddamn sad and it's truly pathetic that people find it entertaining (to say the least) to just use her for her kindness when they need someone, but they never repay the favor. Where do you people get off? (Not everyone, but the few I'm talking about know who they are) I will not stoop so low as to name names... I'm pretty sure that the one's that this is targeted to know who they are, and if they have any type of conscious about them, they'd see where I'm coming from. I cannot honestly say that I have been there for everyone who has needed help with contests. I work weekends third

The "lingam" Massage
The Lingam Massage BACKGROUND INFO: The Sanskrit word for the male sexual organ is Lingam (pronounced LING-AHM, [LING rhymes with sing]) and is loosely translated as "Wand of Light." Its meaning is different in intention from the typical Western view of the penis (i.e., Cock, Prick, Dong, Dick, etc., words that may come from a limited perspective, depending on the intent of their usage). In Tantra/Sacred Sexuality, the Lingam is respectfully viewed and honoured, a "Wand of Light" that channels creative energy and pleasure. The purpose of the Lingam Massage is to create a space the receiver to relax, and receive expanded pleasure from his Lingam. His partner (the giver) experiences the joy of facilitating and witnessing the man surrendering to his softer, gentler side. The Lingam Massage can be used as a form of safer sex (when latex gloves are used) and is an excellent process to build trust and intimacy. It is often used to help men heal from negative sexual conditioning and

Article From N.a.d.s.-north American Defense Against Squirrels
I never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close! . I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle; but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mouth opened; and at the last p

The Why's Of Men.......
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then yo

For Parents In Sussex Co, Nj
I think you should know this if you don't already. Talk to your kids about not talking to strangers and remind them often... There have been two suspicious persons complaints reported over the last two days regarding a white male (longer, grayish hair), driving a reddish/brown pick-up truck. On Monday 10/8, the subject drove up along a 13 year old female at Culver Lake, Frankford and motioned for her to get into the passenger seat of his truck. On Tuesday, 10/9, the subject stopped at the intersection of Roberts Way and Sherman Ridge Road in Wantage and asked a nine year old boy if he would help him look for his lost dog. Both children gave similar descriptions of this subject.

Can U?
Can u love me for me? all my quirks? can u treat me with respect? Thats all i ask honesty and real feelings. I will give u the same Can u love me for who i am? don't try to change me it will never happen Can u take my heart and not break it? i trust that u won't but things happen Can u be with me forever? are just a few moments? Can u be the one I love?

This Song Hits A Vein...
Holding On I thought the future held a perfect place for us That together we would learn to be the best that we could be In my naivety I ran I fell and lost my way Somehow I always end up falling over me And one day I woke to find The future had no place for me I was unwanted in a world that with my hands I helped build Where once was honesty and pride I now stand broken and alone Just a shadow of what I was meant to be They say that "Time will heal" "The truth shall set us free" Well that depends on what it is that you choose to believe In this prison made of lies We see what it is we want to see And find comfort in this broken hall of dreams Does anybody feel the way I do? Is there anybody out there? Are you hearing me? I believe in you Will you believe in me? Or am I alone in this hall of dreams? I believe in you You believe in me But I have no trust in anything Somehow I'm always always falling over me Somehow I'm always I'm al

Leaving October 25 2007
HEY MY FELLOW FUFRIENDS, IM LEAVING FOR BASIC AND AIT TRAINING OCTOBER 25, JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT IM LEAVING IN CASE U WERE WONDERING NOT THAT ANYONE CARES LOL. BUT I THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND THE RATES... ILL CHECK MY FUBAR ACCOUNT WHEN EVER I CAN BUT THE EARILIEST ILL BE ABLE TO CHECK IT IS WHEN I GET OUT OF BASIC I BELIEVE....TAKE CARE HAVE FUN STAY OUT OF TROUBLE OR AT LEAST BE GOOD AT IT LOL.......PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2 Weeks = 14 Days
Yay only 14 more days till My birthday! I will be 20! Oh boy lol Finally no longer a "teen" lol One year older, a little wiser and more mature (at times lol) Also, if Anyone See's My Buddy KevRho - Wish him a Happy 20th today :) and!!!! Jerry's birthday is in 4 days! so Happy Early Birthday to Jerry, and Happy Birthday to Kevvy! Have a good one :)

Joke
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".

Leaveing This Place
I have found myself in this place. Lost and confused. Turned around, because of mistakes I have made. Following what I thought was my heart. Only to find out that I was following a lie. A dream for something more is what lead me here. And here I am all alone and without the dream. My heart is hurt, and hiding inside me. Scarred and scared away from the thing's it feels it will never see. I am leaving this place. Somewhat better then I was before I came. Knowing I have gained friends, thing's I wanted and knowledge of what never to do again. As I work towards the goal of going home. I know I will make it, because there is nothing holding me back like before. One day maybe eventually that dream will find me. No matter how much I may doubt it. Wish me well as I find my path again. Not wanting to hurt anymore. Ready to let go of the thing's that have transpired. So I can find myself and my path. Needing life to balance. Not wanting to live life being F.I.N.E. Freaked out. Insecure. Neurot

No Were Not
The Accident A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely , God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it

Blue Smoke
Blue smoke First is to accept that fact that all things have an life force, an energy or a soul so to speak of. This is true of things in nature and those created by man. Electronics have energy, A soul to speak of and it is contained within each piece within any piece of electrical equipment. Don’t believe me? Then test it for yourself. Do this little experiment. Pour some water onto your TV or PC and watch the soul be released. The soul of any electric being is blue smoke and it is released upon its death. Any piece of electrical equipment can die. Any piece of electrical equipment contains an energy or as we shall call it from now on, It’s Soul. So if it dies a untimely of violent death the soul of blue smoke is released. Where does it go? In some faiths it goes up to the electric equipment heaven. There to be united with its lost cousins the black and white TV and the ham radio and radios of years past. But IF you believe that energy can neither be created nor destroyed then

The First Chance We Get.
Somewhere in the great divide. That guitar is playing. Between dusk and dawn. Cold autumn air on my fuzzy toes, cold tea nestled carelessly between two authritic points. Somewhere in the great divide. That place where I left my childhood. That place where I realized I loved you. That place where it all fell apart. Like ash? Like a house of cards? Like exploding bumble bees? That sunset tragedy outside our front door. That melancholy perfection at the twilit edge of the universe. All good things must come to an end... Or so they say. I say- That's not life. This is the sideswipe. This is the diversion. Life is... Having your cake and licking it too. Life is reaching that level of content perfection. I reach out my hand, to pull it all out of the muck. But it's all so damned thick, inky, foul. What about class? What about establishment? Riches? Mirth? Revelry? Wild sex? Friends, family, family, FAMILY! What about us? Will you walk barefoot

Plz Read I Need Your Help :(
Hi y'all, I just basicly wanted to ask all of my friends to take a look at this site. It doesn't matter if you can help or not, I love you anyways. I always have and I always will. All I am asking is that you simply take a look at this site and repost it for me. Y'all know I never ask anyone for help, but this is greatly beyond my control. I have cast my pride aside and I am reaching out for help. Please guys and gals. This is something I can't do on my own. Bless you all, -Tequila http://mysite.verizon.net/angelheart13/

Friendships
My daughter and I were looking through some friends pages I haven't talked to in a very long time and it occurred to us how easy it is to lose the people who mean so much to us. A lot of you and you know who you are were friends long before here and will be friends long after. The last few months have been huge changes for us and some friends i've lost touch with so i wanted to say now I love all ya'll and miss you and hope your doing well. My thoughts are with you even if we aren't always on the same page. hugz

Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 120 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

I Lose Faith In The Human Race More And More.
MuMM: I'm thinkin about changing my name on here.. But I like the old one.. Want to ask opinion.. Should it say or change? New..- Don't Ask Me What My Name Is Stupid Bitch I'm Famous.. or the old one?! Response: Might I suggest "Cunt". Its short, simple, and to the point. Shoutbox response: !!I'm ...: yea.. its nice.. put Slut on yours What I attempted to write back, before I realized the cunt with no sense of humor blocked me. Nahhh. Slut doesn't fit me oh so well, but you can feel free to have it. The name "Dirty Cunt Slut" seems fitting for you. Don't worry, you can have all creative rights to the name. I guess she was in various other peoples shout boxes as well. She also seems to have no spine, so she does drive by shouts. I find it highly amusing that teh internet is seriouuzzz buzinesz to some people. Go ahead and leave this ass clown some love for me : )

"girls" Vs. "grown Women"
GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Wanna know the difference??? Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Gro

Vote Now
shes in a contest, hottest mom's and grandma'....and HOT she is!! jump your asses in and start dropping comments!! hell, i may drop some gifts your way if you do 50 + comments for her!! please copy and paste if you can http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=383053&i=1314317765

I Guess This Is Where The Hormones Kick In..
I'm happy, excited, worried, frustrated, annoyed, mad, and sad all at once. I know its normal and I know its probably not going to change for a while... I just hate being an open book with my emotions. Right now I hate being tired all the time. Thank god I had yesterday and today off so I could sleep a lot and relax. I'm not feeling as sick either. I'm worried about tomorrow... it's going to be a long day. We start at 1 pm at Bass Pro.. last year I was there for 12 hours. I am NOT doing that shit this year. I asked if I could come in for the later start and Cindy said she'd look into it, but she never called me. So I'm going in at 1 and I'll work as long as I can. On the one hand it's nice that they think so much of me and how well I do my work that they won't want to lose me, but I dunno. My brother's best friend Megan left me a comment on Myspace that made me smile... :) she's such a sweetheart. She's worried about me but said she's happy for me too. My whole family is so gr

My Mind
Ok so typically I don't rant and rave or much less use a song to relate to my life this way but in light of the recent travisties that I have "commited" I would like to take this time to go ahead and say I'm sorry and Blame It On Me. I will take that blame. Akon said it best because sometimes the blame isn't on me, but I will take that blame from you cause that's just the type of person that I am. So go ahead and put that blame on me. Jon

Happy Birthday Part 1 Of 3
Part 1 of 3 I walk into the room, me carrying her in my arms. there are many candles on the bedside; no other sources of light. the room smells of vanilla. I approach the bed, covered with soft silky sheets. I lay her down on the bed.. shes wearing a tight white tanktop and tight ass blue jeans. I lay down beside her as we start out slowly, not rushing things. I start to rub her thighs while she caresses my back. I can feel my cock getting slightly hard at her touch. I can feel her using her long fingernails now.. I start to get goosebumps. she slips her other hand up my shirt and massages my chest. Sliding my hand from her thighs to her tummy, and then I lift up the bottom of her shirt and put my hand in, still rubbing her stomach. I continue; my lips moving from her lips to her neck. she moans slightly... she works her hand down slowly past my chest, stomach and finally reaches my pants. she unbuttons them and glides her hand in slowly and gently rubs my cock. My cock starts to get

I Think I May Have Found Him
Soooooooo about 2 months ago about. I met not only one of the most georgous guys ive ever seen but the nicest most kind hearted peroson i've ever talked to. Eventhough i've known him for a short while hes amazing and i cant wait to see him someday. So this blog goes out to u baby u know who u are .. No matter where u are or how far u maybe know that i care for u oh so much and ill be waiting here for you. As long as u still want me =) ** muah**

Cake Or Bed
CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE

Another Week Goes By !
Fark me another week of pure shit has passed and bugger all to do but sit here and fark around on a computer, that was till i was introduced to FUBAR, lets say that life has become somewhat more tolerate well howeva you spell it but at least i can come and moan and groan here and get it off my chest from time to time online, so far have met and added some interesting ppl in here and with time i hope to get to know them more and more, well leave it for today and ill come back next week to improve my outlook on retirement

To The Occasion
a href="http://nuttinbuttsexxy.com" target="_blank"> NuttinButtSexxy To the Occasion, I would rather stuff my own Hand in my mouth Just for this occasion , The want That I want I can Not have not because it's not mine to take, see only the perfect pick in this garden of Grapes in this vine call live this, If I was the knight in shinning armor I would rather be Trample over by this green Horse, Than to Let you know I would Bleed for you every minute and the ending of my Day's, It's not nothing I want but every thing I will take that is Falling like a Wall of bricks upon my Back, That I will only brake as a man and will rise to the fall to this occasion, Yes I wonder around In the words Making sense But not letting you Know how Much sence, Rather than Keep you hidden then to see how much I brake for this occasion, I will put this pen down in a hard sleep then to wake to live it again. I would Rather stuff My Own Hand in my mouth Then to say I love you, CPR 2007 James La

Dragonology Chapter 1
Of all the natural sciences, Dragonology is perhaps the most rewarding , being at the same time one of the oldest and the least researched. Dragons have been studied since mankind's earliest days and yet, paradoxically, they are one of the least known of the Earth's creatures. So, while many scientists believe that the vast majority of the world's flora and fauna are now understood, in the little known field of dragonology the way lies open for exciting new discoveries. Refuting The Skeptics: As Dragonologists, we must be prepared to refute those who claim that dragons are unreal. Consider how many creatures there may be that are still unknown to accepted science. When our scientists first heard of the duck billed platypus in 1797, they laughed. How could an egg laying mammal with a duck's beak and webbed feet exist? Even when shown physical evidence, they cried "fraud"! Yet by 1884, even the most skeptical had changed their opinion. Recently, Henry Stanley learned of another apparentl

Burning Calories
Rough Sex Facts...I didn't want to risk not posting it!! Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................

Depressed Again
ANOTHER SHITTY DAY JUST ABOUT GONE AND ANOTHER ON ITS WAY. I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT I HAVE A BLACK CLOUD STUCK OVER MY HEAD AND IT WONT GO AWAY. NO MATTER WHAT I TRY TO DO IT'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH...EVERY TIME I THINK IM GETTING 1 STEP AHEAD I REALIZE THAT I'M GETTING KNOCKED BACK 2 MORE STEPS. I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I'M NOT SUPOSED TO BE HAPPY. I'M MEANT TO BE MISERABLE AND BE ALONE AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY EX'S BULL SHIT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I MUST HAVE "SUCKER" OR "DOORMAT" WRITTEN ACROSSED MY FOREHEAD BECAUSE I ALWAYS SEEM TO GET INVOLVED WITH PEOPLE THAT USE ME & TREAT ME LIKE A PIECE OF DIRT......I TRY TO HELP PEOPLE OUT THE BEST THAT I CAN AND ALL THEY DO IS GO BEHIND ME AND STAB ME IN THE BACK AND WALK ALL OVER ME. I'M TIRED OF IT.....MAYBE I SHOULD START BEING A BITCH AND JUST MAYBE I'LL GET SOME RESPECT. EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE CRAP ....THE GUYS LOVE THE WOMAN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT......PEOPLE THAT KISS ASS ,LIE

Dragon Riddles
Dragon Riddles Fee Fi Fo Fum, First I heard my dinner come. Fo Fum Fee Fi, then I smell it going by. Fi Fo Fum Fee, Then I saw it try to flee. Fum Fee Fi Fo, then I touched it with my toe. Fee Fi Fo Fum, now I'll taste it, yum! yum! yum! I have used five things today with one name. What is it pray? Look above to find a clue, or my dinner will be YOU! Seethed by sizzling searing flames seven shiny things I saw, hard as shell and round as well among treasure on the floor. Then they cracked and, all unpacked, seven baby dragons bore. Like a coat of shining mail, on my back down to my tail, on a snake from tail to throat, never on a cow or goat, sounds like eight notes on a harp, and you'll find them on a carp. When a dragon flies, he seeks it with his eyes. When a dragon roars, he holds it in his claws. When he slumbers, deep, he dreams of it in sleep, but there, beneath his head, it forms his stony bed. My first's in adventure but isn't in trip, my second's in river bu

Ever Feel Like This?
I sat alone another day. The world was moving all around me, but it seemed as if my life was in a standstill. The doctors say its anxiety. Everyone thinks anxiety means nervousness or fear, but it is deeper than that. Anxiety holds you prisoner. You can't leave your house. Ding Dong Ding Dong The doorbell rings but I can't answer. There is too much fear inside. You can't answer the phone. Ring Ring Ring "Telephone for you!" my family yells. I tell them to say that I will call back, but I won't. You can't eat. Chomp Bite Chew No, not me. The anxiety even controls that. All the pain rushes back up with every little thing I eat. You can't go out. Step Step Step Everyone walking around me, but I can't move, the apprehension paralyzes me. Everyone says, "Be brave. You can do it. You'll make it out of this." But sometimes I wonder if I will. I try to combat it all, but if I attempt to do anything, it all starts over again. Thump Thump

Funny Things Kids Say
the funny things kids say OPINIONS >> >>On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note >>from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this >>child are not necessarily those of his parents." >> >> KETCHUP >> >>A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her >>struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer >>the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. >> She's hitting the bottle." >> >> MORE NUDITY >> >>A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself i n >>the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into >>shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The >>little boy >>watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't >>you ever seen a little boy before?" >> >> POLICE 1 >> >>While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was >>interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up a

Why Do I Try So Hard
why do i try so hard to make the people i like to like me and care for them but when it time for them to do the same they go back to there ex or other guy i try so hard just to be drop again and again can any one tell me y. Well im very sad i dont think i like being played. is it wrong to likeing people or any thing is it wrong to feel for someone deeply i dont think so but tell that to the people who break and hurt me because they dont seem to care and not to feel and lie i guess maybe im the only one on earth that feels this way maybe i was born in the worng time and place u know because ever girl i meet as something like my race my backround or they just dont want a good guy they want something wit looks or that treat them wrong i all ways ask my self if im doing any thing right why do i try so hard to be let down again and what is wrong wit people now of days it like dateing has become noting more then a game and how many people u can be wit or how many people u just lied to sleep

Gonna Delete U
Okay people. There are alot of people on my friends list that i havent even gotten a photo rating from. if its been awhile im gonna delete u. if i dont remember ever even adding or y i did, im gonna delete u. so in short if u wanna stay on the friends list u better show some luv. promise ill give it back. not always right away but ill eventually get there

Hate
HOW could i be so stupid how cuold i love someone so much to try and try and try to make them happy to keep trying to make things right to show him the better way out the way things could be different to try and be the woman he wants to be the love in his life to be the one to take away allthe pain to show him love to show someone on so much how much you really do love them and want them in everyway shape and form to be the world to them emontially mantally and physcally to be left broken hearted in pain in shame in dispair with no one nothing left not even diginity to feel so stupid for loving some ne. how do you replace that with the hate and anger to move on to try anohter day to try with somone else to or move on for whats best to try to even think that there might be a possibily to love someone else when you know that the one love you want you cant have to have to know that no matter how much you put on your sleave that there is nothing AT ALL that you can do nothing but pain a

Power Of Pain
Power Of Pain by Everett AKA KingDickBull I sat alone another day. The world was moving all around me, but it seemed as if my life was in a standstill. The doctors say its anxiety. Everyone thinks anxiety means nervousness or fear, but it is deeper than that. Anxiety holds you prisoner. You can't leave your house. Ding Dong Ding Dong The doorbell rings but I can't answer. There is too much fear inside. You can't answer the phone. Ring Ring Ring "Telephone for you!" my family yells. I tell them to say that I will call back, but I won't. You can't eat. Chomp Bite Chew No, not me. The anxiety even controls that. All the pain rushes back up with every little thing I eat. You can't go out. Step Step Step Everyone walking around me, but I can't move, the apprehension paralyzes me. Everyone says, "Be brave. You can do it. You'll make it out of this." But sometimes I wonder if I will. I try to combat it all, but if I attempt to do anything

Please Help Her Win
Hello I have a friend that is in a comment contest, and is getting behind... Need some help, ok alot of help to catch her up... Her Link is /www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1146372&albumid=618013&i=2333239490 Would really like to see her win this one... Thanks...

The Bitch From The Block Becomes The Princess Of The Hood
This is about my daughter who teaches in special education to emotionally disturbed kids, of whom many have come from broken homes, gangs, etc. Many have been diagnosed as mentally ill such as manic depression, etc. On one of her first jobs she was named the bitch from the block by children of bitter hearts, crushed emotions, damaged souls. At first they hated her because she was frank and honest and told them as it was. But with her broad loving heart my daughter showed each one respect and was careful to never expose their faults in front of the class. One of them asked her if she ever experimented with illegal drugs and my daughter, being honest and assuming that people would treat her as she treated them confirmed his question. The next day he reported her as having bloodshot eyes and being on drugs with the intent of seeing her expelled from the school. Another out of anger threatened to crush her hear with a chair, but being turned away from her kind smile, threw it across

Addicted
The moment I saw you, it was simple Our eyes instantaneously link As if an unseen force drew you near There was no desire for speech Your eyes held a fairy-tale Teasing me of our future together Since that entrancing moment You have not left my thoughts Your reflection evident in everythin I see Those eyes pierced in my memory That passion engraved in my heart I see myself consumed in your radiance Your image etched in my mind That sensation sunk deep in my soul Baby. I've miracously found myself Hopelessly addicted to you

New Experince
We have been together several times. You've learned what I like, what I've tried and what I would like to try but haven't been able to do yet. So you have been busy making plans. You won't give me any details. Just tell me to pick out something sexy to wear for you. I decide to wear my red dress with a corset underneath. I've gone with my new black corset, it laces in the back, has a red accent bra that is attached to the front. You've seen my pink & black one of this style but not this one. I have on black lace top thigh highs along with black lace panties. It's the most alluring thing I could think of to wear for you. As I finish getting ready, I hear my phone ring, it's you. You ask "Are you ready baby?" I repond and you let me know you are on your way. I grab my purse and slip on a pair of heels. After thinking about it, I grab my stelletos with the 5" heel to put on when we arrive at whatever destination you have planned for us. There is a knock at the door, I know it's you becaus

One Day
ONE DAY, YOUR GOING TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ME AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES.. ILL BE WAKING UP WITH THE GUY THAT ALREADYS KNOWS...... IT DOESN'T MATTER AMYMORE... I GUESS THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON. TEARS EVERNTUALLY FADE AND ONE DAY EVERY THING WILL BE EXACTLY HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE.. MOVING ON IS A PROCESS & + YOU HAVE TO PROMISE YOURSELF THAT YOUR REALLY READY TO LET GO.. SHE ISNT COMING BACK... YOU CAN ONLY PUSH A GIRL AWAY FOR SO LONG UNTIL SHE WALKS OUT OF YOUR LIFE ON HER OWN BE CAREFUL AND MAKE SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT BEACAUSE ONCE SHE TURNS AROUND SHE ISN'T COMING BACK... THE WORST THING A GUY CAN DO IS MAKE A GIRL FALL FOR HIM WITH NO INTENTIONS OF CATCHING HER...

Today
today was better than yesterday, i am just glad that soon all this drama will be over and i'll be able to get on with my life, find someone new and just be happy, which is something i need since i havent really been happy for a long time, so hope everyone has had a good day and hope everyone has a fun night The Game

Help My Daughter W/ A Contest
Hello All: My daughter Cassie in a cute kid contest Contest will start on 10/12 thur 10/18. Any help bombing would be greatly appreciated. This the link: And this is the sponser: show her some love too. ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar Thanks LilMsMaria

My First Blog On Here
Well this is my first blog on here and I have no idea what to say. Thanks to my friend Anne for getting me on here, I never knew this site was here. At least it will give me something other than myspace to play on. So I am just hanging out at home, doing nothing. Anyway. That is about it!

Why Do I Get Tattoos?
Everyone always asks me why I get tattoos...why I get fantasy tattoos...why do I deal with the pain of getting a tattoo. All of the answers are very simple and pathetic at the same time. Pain...once in a while, I need that pain. That pain that you want so bad, that hurts so bad, pain that isn't emotional. It just feels good to get stress out through my tattoos. That's why I seem to get one every 4-5 months, or get one redone for that matter or both. I need to bleed everything out. Emo I know... I get tattoos because they make me feel better about myself. They make me feel unique. They make me feel somewhat beautiful. It covers a part of me that I would like to change. Maybe people will look at the tattoos instead of looking at me. It's my security blanket. Same thing as why my hair is so long. My hair is long because it's a security blanket. I feel as if my hair hides a part of me that I don't want anyone to see or notice. Obviously I'm very insecure. Why do I g

My Love
My love is like an ocean, It goes down so deep, My love is like a rose, Whose beauty you want to keep, My love is like a river, That will never end, My love is like a dove with a beautiful message to send, My love is like a song, that goes on and on forever, My love is like a prisoner Its to you that i surrender. from my sister sabrina aka princess

Never Have I Fallen
Your lips speak of soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats with your chest, I think of you each morning And drea of you each night, I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have i fallen But i am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away.

Always Thinking Of You
What do I do, what do I say, I just sit and think of you all day. When Im all alone, or in a quiet spot, thoughts of you are all I've got. Thoughts of you swarm my brain, wondering always if you feel the same. You spoke to me and you touched my heart, I long to know you now, I hope for a spark. The love I could give would be so deep and so true the love I could give to a man..wonder if he could be you. I long to love, I long to find the man God chose as only mine.

How Deep I Can Love
My love I have to give to a man runs so deep within. I want to find the one who is deserving of the devotion I have to give. I want to love him like he has never known love before. I want to show him that there is nothing but pure devotion and love and desire for only him. Never would I stray on him. He would never doubt me, for he would see the love I have everytime he looked into my eyes. I wonder if I will ever find that perfect one. That one who loves to the deepest depth that I love. Is there anyone that can understand that kind of a love? I met one, the way he speaks, the words he uses when he puts his thoughts down, He seems to know that deepest depth of love one can have for another. He seems to love the way I desire. He seems too good to be true. I want to know him more. Im telling him thru this blog, I want to know you more, I want to see what you have to offer and show you how real I am and how I can love. I want love, true love, I want someone who wa

Wsc Midnight Madness!! Bomb Off! #2 Results 10-13/10-14
Midnight Madness Bomb Off!!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~~ And the Winners are.......... For the Ladies...hopefully our next Member of the WSC, MzMic!!Her choice of Big Pimpin' Gift A Diamond Necklace! Way to Go ~~MzMic~~ You Got Game, Girl!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~~ For the Men....our very own Wicked Storm Crew's Ozzfanatic2 His choice of big pimpin' gift was a Rolex Watch!! Congrats to the OzMan! You Got Skills!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~~ Be sure to go by these two very skilled bombers and show them so mad luv!! Click on the links above to visit the owner of Wicked Storm Crew Psychorainstorm, leave your kudos on these awesome tags she created for our winners This put Majically Delicious Milf in great shape on her contest, but we gotta keep on rollin' on this one so below is her link....She also wants to make sure she "Thanks Everyone" for all their help and continued support!

Did You Ever...
Did You Ever When you were little, endure your parents' warnings, then wait for them to leave the room, pry loose protective covers and consider inserting some metal object into an electrical outlet? Did you wonder if for once you might light up the room? When you were big enough to cross the street on your own, did you ever wait for a signal, hear the frenzied approach of a fire truck and feel like stepping out in front of it? Did you wonder just how far that rocket ride might take you? When you were almost grown, did you ever sit in a bubble bath, perspiration pooling, notice a blow dryer plugged in within easy reach, and think about dropping it into the water? Did you wonder if the expected rush might somehow fail you? And now, do you ever dangle your toes over the precipice, dare the cliff to crumble, defy the frozen deity to suffer the sun, thaw feather and bone, take wing to fly you home? I have.

Well It Was Tough
It was a tough game for England, but they are through to the world cup rugby union final! I lost interest in the game a few years ago and its only this world cup that has got me interested again, but I doubt if I'll follow any team that much once its all over. Now for something that has happend to me on the site, and probably others. I was propositioned by a young lady to her web cam. Yeah I knew there was a catch when she asked, just visit this link and register. Now I have nothing against people charging to see them on web cam but $40 a month is a bit rich for me. I can think of better things to spend the money on. One thing that was strange is that she wanted my yahoo messenger screen name. Well I think I have found out, if you don't register, she will pester you and ask if you have. Well I'll keep telling her that I can't and not interested and see how long she keeps up. I presume they are under pressure to get so many eyes looking at the web site and to make money, otherwise

I Cry 2 Sleep >poem; Diana
As I lay down to sleep . I just sort a think and weep. Wanting some thing imposible you see. Wanting you to be with me . Yet im sad and so blue .there will come a time, maybe I will be with you. > God knows if and when , but I have to wait till then. So now I shed tears and weep and try to fall off to sleep. Not knowing if it will ever be but holding on to wishes you see. For some day you to be with me. hugs all diana

The Power Of Magic
The Lovely Magician I love your magic the way you seem to make a smile appear, How do you do that, The way you take on life's weight, Yet walk with it without breakin stride, How do you do that, The understanding you pull out of nowhere, Almost like a rabbit from a top hat, How do you do that, The way you remind me of attractive you are, Simply by being you, How do you do that? The way your beauty shine brighter than a rose, And this is hours before you've shown your lovey image, How do you that? I sit and wonder and ponder and simply can't figure it out, I can solve the question of life, I can deduce the origin on all light, I can solve the riddles of the Sphinx, But I still can't understand how you do that, And now i think on it, i don't want to know, I just watch , smile, and hope the show won't end. By: Romuald ( Romeo) Tchounate

Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Girl: Hi. Boy: Umm... hi. Girl: I have to tell you something... Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're not pretty! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Why Am I Straight Edge?
Why Am I Straight Edge?When people discover that I am a Straight Edge follower, I am often condemned and ridiculed for my beliefs. Here are answers to some of the questions and statements that I have routinely encountered.Why would I want to stifle myself in any way?I believe that to truly be Straight Edge, you must not feel repressed by it in any way. Through Straight Edge, I do not feel trapped, I feel free. I am free from all the pressures people place on me, the pressures to get drunk, smoke, have sex, and so on, the pressures to try and keep up with other people's drinking or other immoral habits, to not be seen as a "wussy" by other people. I also feel free from worries like "who will look after me if I get really drunk?", "I hope I didn't embarrass myself!", "I wonder if I'll have enough money to go to the bar tonight", and many more. I don't feel any need to drink. I do not wish I was drunk in any situation and therefore it in no way represses me.Aren't Straight Edgers a milita

Today's Lesson
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a Well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the Donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to shovel dir

I Was Consumed
I was consumed By a life that I made Destined to crash Beat up and bruised By the flashbacks of my own past I tried to hide away Till I heard you say Lovely traces fall behind you Turn around and you will see Lovely traces to remind you Everything that you've been through What it took to get you to me All my mistakes Regrettable choices I'd like to forget But somehow you make All that I wasted useful again I thought I fell from grace But you can't erase The lovely traces behind you Turn around and you will see Lovely traces to remind you Everything that you've been through What it took to get you to me I lost my direction 'Cause I couldn't see What a beautiful picture You would complete in me

Back From Rehab!
Well everyone, I am finally back home! After 26 days of rehab I have come to terms with my addictions and am eager to maintain drug and booze free...crazy thing to say since this is fuBAR! But yea I missed all my friends on here and look forward to talking to all of you again as well as getting to know new members as well! So glad to be home and looking forward to continuing my life positively and finally doing something with it. Wish me luck...so far been sober a total of 30 days!!!!

Pumpkin Patch
The family is leaving for a pumpkin patch near Portland, OR in a few minutes. We went last year and had so much fun. I guess we are beginning to make this a family tradition. We will be back late tonight after stopping at our favorite hamburger stand on the way home. Very cool and foggy here this morning.

Open House
We had a blast at the Open House on Friday. It was not as packed as it usually is but it was still a very fun night. The D.J played an awesome mix of music and I danced the night away. At 2 A.M. when the club closed we all went downstairs for one of the best after parties we have ever been to. To those of you who made it thanks again. To those of you who didn't too bad so sad think about what you could have had... Not Me of course.....lol Texas Goddess

The Wait
Time Clicks as I await The hour ends before my take Sitting, thinking, waiting; my mind escapes The day grows old as night passes Wolves crying, coyotes howling; anticipating Watching, staring, seeing -- nothing Silence begins the day as morning comes without notice Tears begin to fall, slowly The day moves on without hope Wishing to be what is not to be The sun moves to its peak without a whisper or retreat Time moving, but still empty Stomach aching, curling Still waiting

A Tale Of Dark Erotic Mystery
Through the mists and the biting frost, a dark shadow walked the same steady route every night. The only graveyard in the area, which had been there for hundreds of years, was kept on the outer edge of town hidden behind a small wood but spanning tens of acres. The same silent path through the woods and into the garden of stone. She had come here every night for years. She felt like she knew every person that now slept peacefully in the field of granite and marble. She thought she could feel the spirits watch her stroll by and she knew that they were glad for the company. The night was almost completely dark, but the moon had began to wax anew. The frost in the grass crunched lightly under the trudging of her high leather boots. The wind crept smoothly around the statues of saints and angels and wound its way around obelisks and sepulchers. The shadowed girl hugged her long leather coat close to her body to keep out the wind's sting, her long wool scarf drifted behind her like a black

What Real Love Is Like
Love never sees eye to eye, there is no such thing as perfect love. True love hurts and all you do is cry, sometimes you feel you have had enough. When you love someone or something, you have to let it go eventually. Without cause so it may seem, love is measured in the highest degree. When I look at love it seems so cleche, same thing in each relationship. Just in a completely different way. Someone will say something wrong, the other will flip. Some say they can never love again, they say there heart has been broke. Usually its the women, the men just wish they would choke. Look at love from every direction, don't try to be someone else. Know when to show affection, and most of all be yourself...

Don't Ask Me
Don't ask me to cross the ocean, Or swim the deepest sea. Don't ask me to reach for the highest star, Or fly like a bird for thee. Don't ask me to say what's inside my heart, For I shall never see the lights of tomorrow. Don't ask to give precious memories, For my life shall be filled with sorrow. Don't ask me to wish upon my star, To carry our love for eternity. Or ask me me to cry or plea, Whenever you turn to leave me. Don't ask me after a year of kisses and embrace, To take my innocence. Or ask for my heart and hand, Knowing the world for us to possess. Don't ever ask me to say, "I love you" Because before I do, You have to find the key to my heart. And prove your love for me is true. So don't ask me anything before you do.....

Believing All You've Ever Said
Believing all you’ve ever said Never thinking it was a lie Sadly I was so misled At night I always cry Yearning for all our memories To become my life today For you I’ll always try to please In my life I wish you’d stay Are there any words for this? For the love, the pain & tears Is it you I’ll always miss Will you bring back all my fears? The fear of being alone again Doesn’t feel right at all No longer will I pretend I will be willing to take the fall I’ve proved it’s not a joke to me My future with you in it, is real Why is it I can’t make you see? Or get a straight answer on how you truly feel Why do I always think of you? Night or day, you’re never off my mind Do you feel the same way too? Or is there nothing there for you to find You have to stop coming and going As often as you do I can’t live life not knowing If my dreams are misleading me too So I hope

Angels On The Internet
All the angels on the internet, The toughest times you've seen me through, The best of friends, yet we've never met. The tears we've shared I will not regret, My greatest sorrows you helped subdue, All the angels on the internet. You've stood by my side, I will not forget, No other friends have been as true, The best of friends, yet we've never met. The healing's begun, but not done yet, As through our pain, our hope we renew, All the angels on the internet. We've grown in strength, we'll not be upset, Glorious new dreams we now pursue, The best of friends, yet we've never met. Your reward in heaven a coronet, The glory of love is surely your due, All the angels on the internet, The best of friends, yet we've never met.

Nsfw
why do people nsfw photos if they are not nude? every day one of mine is flagged. i have no nude ones or xxx ones.and my main pic was flagged today!!how do you find out who is doing this? i am getting close to deleting my account!!and i love fubar ive met a lot of great peeps!!!

We Need To Have A Meeting
I AM LOOKING AT HAVEING A MEETING ON SATUDAY THE 21ST OF OCTOBER.... I WOULD LIKE ALOT OF INPUT IF POSSIBLE FROM ALL OF OUR MEMBERS TIS MEETING IS TO GET TO KNOW EVERYONE AND GET INPUT FROM OUR MEMBERS ON WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO MAKE IT BETTER.... WE ARE WORKING ON A LOUNGE I WILL ALSO BE LOOKING FOR LOUNGE STAFF TO HELP RUN THE LOUNGE.... WANTING TO GET OUR MEMBERS MORE INVOLVED IN THE FAMILY... SORRY HAVENT BEEN AROUND MUCH BUT WIM BACK AND LETS MAKE THIS ONE OF THE BEST FAMILIES ON THE FUBAR NETWORK THANK YOU AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

Wow What A Day!
Dang what a mess huh? I sure did pic a fine day to spend almost three thousand fubucks and bid on that spotlight..LMAO At least everything is getting back on track and now rates are up again, so I just wanted to pimp myself a little more...LOL If you could can you make sure you fanned and rated me? and If I haven't goteen to you can you please let me know either here or in email? Much love to all my sexy friends, and if I haven't gotten back to you I will as soon as I get a chance...Muah! Hugs and kisses

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 14,2007
Today is perfect for trying out new ideas or running plans past friends and family -- you should get great responses from pretty much everyone. Of course, your quiet style isn't hurting your case any.

Happy Birthday
SO I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE ON OCTOBER 14TH MY LIL MAN TURNS THE BIG " 4 " ! HE IS MY LIFE,HEART,AND SOUL ! HE KEEPS ME STRONG AND ON MY TOES. HE HAS HIS OWN ALBUM SO GO SHOW HIM A LIL LUV PLEASE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY IZAIAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! - Get Your Own Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

The Meaning Of Roses
Meaning of Color of Roses: - Red Sincere Love & Respect, Courage & Passion Send red roses to convey the message of your passionate love for that someone; saying "I love you" - Pink Grace and Gentility, the rose of sweet thoughts. Send deep pink roses to show your appreciation & gratitude; saying "Thank you" Send light pink roses to convey admiration and sympathy - Yellow In the Victorian times, yellow roses meant jealousy. But today, they signify friendship, joy, gladness and freedom, the promise of a new beginning. Send yellow roses to brighten up someone's day; to congratulate your friends and loved ones during Joyous occasions. - White Spiritual love & Purity, the rose of confession, the bridal rose; "You are heavenly", "I am worthy of you" Commonly used as traditional bridal bouquet during weddings to symbolize a happy love. You can nevertheless use them to convey the message of "You are heavenly, I miss you" - Lavender Love at firs

Good Enough
Under your spell again. I can't say no to you. Crave my heart and it's bleeding in your hand. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't have let you torture me so sweetly. Now I can't let go of this dream. I can't breathe but I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough for you. Drink up sweet decadence. I can't say no to you, And I've completely lost myself, and I don't mind. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't have let you conquer me completely. Now I can't let go of this dream. Can't believe that I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough. It's been such a long time coming, but I feel good. And I'm still waiting for the rain to fall. Pour real life down on me. Cause I can't hold on to anything this good enough. Am I good enough for you to love me too? So take care what you ask of me, cause I can't say no.

Carry This Closure
Gave into this, Justone last time. Breaking again, the past holds strong, To carry this closure once more, My beutiful, This hatred, this silience, my love, Disuaded Entralled and torn discouaged from the truth, Allways blind to your urse, To carry this closure once more, My beutiful, This hatred, this silience, my love, Disuaded And in this movement that destroys us now And this pain that protects us here, To carry this closure once more, My beutiful, This hatred, this silience, my love, never again

Pumpkin Cheesecake Recipe And More...
Sugar Free Recipe Section Ingredients: Cookie crust ingredients: 1/4 cup pecan pieces 2 cups biscuit mix 2/3 cup pitted dates 2 egg whites 3 Tablespoons warm water 1 teaspoons vanilla 6 Tablespoons butter 2 Tablespoons pecans (reserved) Pumpkin layer ingredients: 1 1/2 cups light cream cheese 1 cup solid pack pumpkin 3/8 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice 3/8 teaspoon cinnamon 12 packets Equal® (NutraSweet® as sweet as 2 teaspoons sugar each) 1/2 teaspoon vanilla 3 drops maple flavoring (if available) 1/2 cup whipping cream Instructions: Crust: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Use a blender or food processor to chop pecan pieces until finely ground. Sift biscuit mix, and stir in the pecans. Set aside. Use blender or food processor to purée dates, gradually adding egg whites and warm water. Beat several minutes until creamy. Melt butter, and then stir in date cream and vanilla. Fold liquid ingredients into biscuit mix. Stir only u

Boredom
Why is it when I'm bored I can't get sex off my mind? Actually, I never get sex off my mind its always there somewhere. I don't think I'm an attic because I don't sleep around. But I must admit I love sex, anywhere,anytime,Kinky, S&M, bondage all of it,and I love to write about it. I love penis, in my mouth in me anyway or anyhow, or anywhere. Am I bad person for this?

Joke For A Sunday To Relax
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. "So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "None. I had a perfect marriage." "Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "Only twice, I think," says the second guy. "Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy. "Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford." Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying. "What's wrong?" "I just saw my wife." "So?" "She was riding a skateboard."

Please Join Us For Our Fu Wedding!!!
Please join Kim and Geoff in celebration of their FU Wedding in the Wedding Lounge, Sunday October 14 2007, 10 p.m. EST ~Two heart will join to become one~ ♥EYECANDY♥@ fubar Subh3rbanSmok3r@ fubar

Heathrow Airport
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses. As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes. Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation. She turned to Mr. Bush and

An Excerpt From My Latest Novel Attempt
I've once again decided to take a shot at writing a novel (not sure if this is #4 or #5). This one is a comedy, so I might actually have some hope of finishing it. It's about a stereotypical geek (write what you know) who finds himself transported into a fantasy world and thinks he's the chosen one (ala Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter, Neo etc.), but finds out that he's just as inept there as he is in his regular life. I won't tell you the ending so as not to spoil anything. The tentative title is Fantastic Comedy (a play on romantic comedy), but I'm not sure if that quite sounds right (not to mention that it paints a target on my head for every reviewer) so I'll have to come up with something else. Anyway, here's what I have so far. Please bear in mind that I'm trying to learn to write without editing (a lot harder than it sounds) so it's a bit rough. --------------------------------------------- The abnormally loud, but unmistakable chirping of a cricket suddenly pierced the silence o

Attitude
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?" So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?" So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEA!" she exclaimed med, "I don't have to fix my hair today!" Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love gene

"how I Feel"
"How I Feel" "I know how this all must look Like a picture ripped from a story book I've got it easy I've got it made There's a golden road laid out before me And everyone how they adore me Like a diamond In the sun Did you just waste your breath Asking me how I feel today Or do you really want to know I'm completely unconnected Constantly rejected Like everything I've ever loved is coming down I'm drowning in emotion In the middle of the ocean Never knowing when it's over and I'm going down That's how I feel I know I signed up for this game Where everybody knows my name Now they own a little piece of me My happiness fell off the track And I'd do anything to get it back Give this all, I'd give this all away Did you just waste your breath Asking me how I feel today Is that a place you wanna go I'm completely unconnected Constantly rejected Like everything I've ever loved is coming down I'm drowning in emotion In the middle of the ocean Ne

Chicken And Rice Casserole
2 (14 1/2-ounce) can green beans, rinsed and drained 3 cups diced cooked chicken 1 medium onion diced and sauteed 1 (8-ounce) can water chestnuts, drained and chopped 1 (4-ounce) can pimentos 1 (10 3/4-ounce) can condensed cream of celery soup 1 cup mayonnaise (6-ounce) box long-grain and wild rice, cooked according to package directions 1 cup grated sharp Cheddar Pinch salt Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Mix all ingredients together and pour into a greased 3-quart casserole dish. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until bubbly.

Drunken Chicken
1 (3-pound) chicken Seasoned salt House seasoning, recipe follows 1 (12-ounce) can beer 1 sprig rosemary Preheat a charcoal grill over high heat. When the coals are hot and glowing, carefully push them over to the sides of the grill, leaving an open space in the middle of the grill. Wash and drain chicken. Coat the chicken inside and out with seasoned salt and House Seasoning. Open the can of beer and carefully insert a sprig of rosemary. Then, place the beer can into the body cavity starting at the rear of the chicken. Carefully place the chicken on the center of the grill, facing 1 of the banks of the coals, making sure not to spill the beer. Cover the grill and cook until chicken is done, approximately 45 minutes to 1 hour, turning the chicken as necessary. The chicken is done when the juice runs clear. Serve chicken with favorite BBQ sides. House Seasoning: 1 cup salt 1/4 cup black pepper 1/4 cup garlic powder Mix ingredients together and store in an airtight conta

Still
STILL I’ve known you such a long time. It’s been a lot of years – We’ve shared each other’s secrets, Seen each other’s tears. When two lovers break up, it’s such a bitter pill, But I could never hurt you still. Maybe there’s a reason Two hearts can’t be one, But we never find out till the race is won. Now I have inside me spaces I can’t fill, But I could never hurt you still Love can die in anger, Love can die in fear. How can we restrain deepest feelings When we’re near? Anguish, pain, and sorrow have put me through the mill, But I could never hurt you still One can find an answer, Two can find a way, But only two together know the words to say. When two hearts tear apart, Lord, the loneliness can kill, But I could never hurt you still… No, I could never hurt you still. Copyright 2004 Peter Sherman All rights reserved.

Adam
ADAM is a VERY solid bro to me. He is interested in some pen-pal correspondence (FEMALES ONLY). Any women interested can contact me (KouBoi) for more information. I will require you to send a letter to me (proving you are serious), which I will forward to him. He will choose who he wishes to reply back to. A 4X6 photo is encouraged, but be sure there is no nudity, drugs, alcohol, or obscene gestures (middle fingers, ect.). I will explain more upon inquiries.

Funeral
I am going to a funeral tomorrow. My person I cared for for 5 years pasted away this week. You get really close to people in that amount of time. I haven't really cried yet. I will still be caring for the partner though. I love caring for people.

Subject: M&m Cookies? Yummy
Subject: M&M cookies? yummy | | Star Spangled Crispies | What's red, rice, blue and crunchy all over? Even young patriots can make these simple cereal treats. | | | | WHAT YOU'LL NEED: | a.. 1 12-ounce bag white chocolate chips | b.. 4 tablespoons margarine, melted | c.. 4 cups crispy rice cereal | d.. 1 bag "M&M's"® Milk Chocolate Candies with red and blue candies separated out | | | WHAT TO DO: | 1.. Place white chocolate chips and margarine in a microwave-safe bowl. | 2.. Heat at medium power for about 1 minute. | Do not allow chocolate to burn. | 3.. Stir until mixture is smooth; combine with cereal and "M&M's"® Crispy Chocolate Candies. | 4.. Drop onto wax paper lined sheet pan to set. |

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I highly recommend these marinades!! I have used all of them .. and they are all delish!!!! You should be able to buy them in most of your local groccery stores. (y) I made the Terryaki one today with the pork chops I had. You can use up to 3lbs of meat or veggies in there. Sooooo soooo soooo yummy!

$200
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. " Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your

I Am Me!! 10/14/07 12:42am
I am me I may change from day 2 day But I am still me I may be wild I may be calm But I am still me I may be sad I may be happy But I am still me I may feel sexy I may feel ugly But I am still me I may party I may relax But I am still me I may be loud I may be quiet But I am still me I am just me Do you still like me??

Fall
I dont want your number and I dont want you to call me I dont want to see you around and I hope you fall! you can say i'm a bitch or messed up but this is how i deal i hate you then I find someone new then I pretend i'm fine and when I walk past you i dont say hi and I dont want to be your friend I dont want to spend some time I dont want to talk it out or know what your about I jus want you to leave and me to grieve and time to pass and for me to call u an ass and to to prentend you didn't mean anything to me when we know i loved you but I'm want to lie and tell you to die and hope you fall for a bit it's just how I am because when i hurt its my problem and no one needs to know and you dont need to tell me you loved me too because its over and I'm done and I don't need know i dont need you i dont need to see you around i just want you to fall to the ground I eraesed your number and I dont want you to call dont u understand i just want you to fall

Prudence
Prudence is something I have learned to have. Prudence is the only way to protect me. When it came to you, I lost that ablity. I tell myself all the time, Watch what you are doing here. Prudence with you I just do not have. Is it because I love you so bad. If I were to gain my prudence back, It could not change the way my heart feels. I can not tell my heart what to do. The way to feel, The way to act. My heart does not lie, I know what it is telling me. No amount of prudence, Will change that you see. No matter how I try to protect me. My heart always tells me, How much I love thee. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Why I'm Here
I haven't been on here that long but i have made some really awesome friends.There are a couple that I am worried about and you know who you are I just really miss talking to you.Wondering how your doing?Please drop me a line to let me know how your doing.And I want to meet up with 1 very special friend but they aren't talking to me right now.I made them mad i guess.I just felt like rumbling.luv and kisses stormy

A Poem I Wrote
Everything is going to be alright Soon you'll see I will live to see tomorrow and the next day, and everyday after You can't get rid of me that easy Death is but a door, Time is but a window I will not leave you and you must have faith in me If I don't have your faith than I have nothing But I will over come any accusations or any assumptions I will prove you all wrong Someway........somehow You can not terminate me I always will come out on top You will love me even if you know not to Seduction is but a talent You cannot say no I will engulf you within me and just leave enough room to breath You will soon enjoy to be there If I leave you behind, you will never forget You will wilt away without me Love me, need me, destroy me, kill me, then die with me

Duel For A Lady
Duel for a Lady by Excalibur541 © In another land.... The beautiful woman reclined on her balcony on a luxurious lounge chair while admiring a gorgeous ocean view. Behind her two French doors opened to the second floor of the extravagant house she had rented with her girlfriends. Directly beneath the balcony was a lush, well landscaped flower garden which was interrupted by a small, perfectly trimmed grassy area in its center. It had been raining all night which had made it even more humid than it had been formerly. The woman wore a pink summer dress with two very thin straps that looped about her shoulders. Her complexion, with her perfectly unblemished, soft skin was flawless. Her eyes were lovely, yet at times she could put forth a stare as if she were looking right through to a man's soul. She epitomized the vitality of youth with her supple skin and moist lips. Although her face made her appear innocent, her body betrayed that innocence with a stunning sexuality. The

Happy Ending
HAPPY ENDING Love is blind Life is hard Destiny can turn the card There’s a saying Writ of old: “Fortune favors lovers bold” If they’d only Take a chance Risk the heartbreak of romance They could have a lifetime spending Life and love that’s never ending In a place called Happy Ending Millions never Feel the bliss Of passion found in one true kiss Millions more Are in despair Missing out on love so rare When two people Try their best Both of them are doubly blessed Some are searching, hearts are rending Lots of them are never mending They could have a lifetime spending Life and love that’s never ending In a place called Happy Ending Copyrught 2007 Peter Sherman All rights reserved

Thoughts On Hst
I've been re-reading one of Hunter S Thompson's books on and off over the last few days, and it got me thinking, and remembering why he is still one of my very favorite writers. I was immediately struck by how much I still love his writing, and how truly unique it is. No one else has his ability to turn even the most mundane into something interesting like he did, nor can anyone else create such amazing flow of consciousness thought processes seem so logical, effortless, and amusing like he did. He had a way of seeing to the heart of things, especially politics that was amazing. I caught myself thinking once again what a huge influence he has been on my life, and how I look at things. I realized that while he may not be the best role model in many ways, attempting to live as he did has made my life pretty interesting. I concluded the world is a sadder place without him in it. I understand why he killed himself, maybe more than most people really can, and sincerely wish it coul

Heavenly Father
"Heavenly Father, We come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know your word says,"Woe to those who call evil good" but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of speech and expression. We have ridiculed the time honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; Cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!

Random Lyrics
if you don't know who sings this, you suck Every finger in the room is pointing at me I wanna spit in their faces Then I get afraid of what that could bring I got a bowling ball in my stomach I got a desert in my mouth Figures that my courage would choose to sell our now I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets I've been raising up my hands Drive another nail in Just what God needs One more victim Why do we Crucify ourselves Every day I crucify myself Nothing I do is good enough for you Crucify myself Every day And my heart is sick of being in chains Got a kick for a dog Beggin' for Love I gotta have my suffering So that I can have my cross I know a cat named Easter He says will you ever learn You're just an empty cage girl If you kill the bird I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets I've been raising up my hands Drive anoth

More Random Lyrics
I think you can do much better than me After all the lies I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I wouldn't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never would've said it's over And I can't pretend that I won't think about you when I'm older Cause we never really had our closure Th

Sunday Funnies
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York city public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny! 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5.Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turnin

Deleterious
Perhaps it was with somnabulent eyes that I sought. And perhaps it was a duplicitous edge upon which I did tread. The hope and faith of yesterday became the jilted disappointment of today, so it is this perception reborne. Not brother nor sister nor friend nor foe at my side - when I awoke all had vanished. But the dreams, oh the dreams I did have. Such a pity, such a pity. As a corpse I appear to falter, having not the decay nor stillness of the rest of the deceased. Perhaps that is why you do not know I am dead. Then again, perhaps you do. Scornful derision and cruel fabrication woven together in a sultry harmony. The music echoes as a distant whimper and we are an isle in the sand. Stalking through woods and fields as hunters that starve so where is the bastian? Brothers we are not, thus this pack of wolves stands divided. Emaciated I'll stagger to another horizon where those dulcet tones can not find me. - written by Mordrid Sunday October 14th, 2007 at 8:12p

Stood Up And Feeling Low
Well here I sit infront of the computer screen all alone again. I had a date for tonight for dinner and a movie. I was cooking dinner and we were going to watch some videos. I get dinner cooked and get a call that she was not coming. So here I am with a romantic dinner cooked candles and all, and the videos all to myself. I am so down I dont know what to do. Will I ever find a new girl friend or am I going to go though the rest of my life alone. If anyone wants to date me send me a message and lets see what happens. I just dont have any fath that anyone is going to ask me out its up to you guys to prove me wrong.

To Everyone Keeping Up My Wildness Tonight...
I'm heading out for some peace and quiet, and a walk... I'm gonna go hang out by the pondy/lakey thing... if u have the number feel free to text... laters ppl... thanks for listening to me whine and such!! It means a lot!!

Y'all Go Check Out The Site
Hey Everyone, Friends, Fans, and Family; Texas Bitch and Cha0tic Drag0n would like to Invite you all to check out our new Website. http://tbd-dezines.tripod.com/index.html This site offers custom tags to your wants or needs It also offers all PSPers the rapidshare links we have to over 3,000 tubes temps and programs....We will be adding things weekly so feel free to check back and enjoy all of the shares we offer! And dont be shy about hittin us up to create you something you can enjoy for yourself or send to a friend! Thanks again for taking time to read this and check out our site and we can't wait to hear from you !!

Who We Are!
This is a joint account, so whatever is written is open to the both of us. We met here on Cherrytap in 2007. We knew we had found our soulmate in each other as well. Michael is 40. He lives in Caro, Michigan. He is the smartest man I know. He is so sexy, bald... and very romantic. He is a little "stand-off-ish" till you get past the tough exterior... then you will find a man full of passion and desires. I found out that I became his biggest passion and only desire. He will be moving to my area ASAP... and we can start our real lives together. We are always the happiest when we are "together!" Michelle (me) is 37. I live near Pittsburgh, PA. Huge Steelers fan! I am pretty witty, maybe a little too sick of a sense of humor. Typical bitchy redhead, full of fire. I am 6 ft. tall... a total amazon! I also have a tough exterior... and a mushy inside for my kids, pets, my family... and of course, Michael, my love! I have never met anyone who can turn me on or push m

Persist
PERSIST... With an idea,determination, and the right tool, you can do great things. Let your instincts, intellect, and your heart guide you. TRUST.... Believe in the incredible power of the human mind, the power of doing something that makes a difference, the power of laughing and hoping, the power of lazy afternoons and lasting friends, that there is power in all things that will cross your path when you choose to look from different prospectives. The start of something new brings the hope of something great, anything is possible. THERE IS ONLY ONE YOU, AND YOU WILL PASS THIS WAY ONLY ONCE.....DO IT RIGHT.

I Need Your Prayers..........
I don't ask for favors from my friends on here but what I am asking is for my mom. She is going into the hospital for open heart surgery for a valve replacement. Please keep her in your prayers and if you don't prya please keep good thoughts for her. Thank you all!

Childe Of The Moon
His voice was like absinthe, calling to her soul incessantly from across the sea- no one else heard him, no matter her insistence that his was the most beautiful she had ever heard. He, like her, was neither from here nor there, but Elsewhere. "How can you understand him if he is not from here?" they would ask. "It matters not the understanding of the lyric," she would reply, "the song speaks to me loud and clear." They would look at her, shaking their head, thinking at last the madness had taken her. Ah, but such sweet madness, she thought as she danced to the song in her head. She would surely go mad should his voice be silenced, so she dared not shut it out, ignoring the other's whispers and mockery. He had the mark of the Old Ones about him, the Ones that had come before the humans that despised and ridiculed her, the Ones who knew the Song of the Trees and Sang with power and grace and magick. The moon was her light and he was her moon, his voice the stirring of stars

Love Test
***Your Five Variable Love Profile*** Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is low. This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships.. It does mean that you don't have any problem s

Nihilism
OK. So I wrote this a while ago when I was stoned and bored. If you're stoned and bored you might like it too! I'm actually not half as nihilistic as I like to think I am. -Jon Nihilism. Nihilistic. Nihilist. What does Nihilism mean to me? Rik L. Rik of the 80s band F-Word said it best when he sang "We we Can can Do do What what We we Wanna Do/If they do not like it we'll just say fuck you!" (F-word-Do The Nihil). That pretty much sums it up for me. Spiritually? Well there is a Zen like beauty in not giving a fuck, and like an enlightened Buddhist striving for Nirvana, achieving the ultimate state of not-giving-a-fuck takes years of meditation, practice and drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. A Nihilist believes that there is no right or wrong. Taking path A is no better or worse ethically, than taking path B. No matter what you do either action is going to bring either positive or negative consequences sometimes both. Therefore, in the big picture, morality is meaningless. Doing

I Found Out
Thathe las t girl that got me locked up was fucking around with ugly guys and girls while i was at school working my ass of while she sat at home thinking she's to good to work . Also . its been numerous times. Fuck her. Also she accused me for stealing a broke camera.

I Am New To Fubar
I am new to fubar and when I try to upload a pic it says has to be a jpeg and n others but not a bitmap and I have Microsoft Vista and thats the only way to save pics is bitmap if you try any other way it will not show up so when I get a way around it I ll put a pic in

The First List Of Things That Bug Me
Women who use "sexy" in their screen names....when clearly they are not. Guys who reference their penis in their screen name. How bad is it that you feel you are DEFINED by your junk. People who use catch-phrases like "git-r-dun" and "bringing sexy back". Use your mind to think up your own sh*t. People who are afraid to drive their cars. It's ok to pull out into traffic with less than a MILE of open space. People whose only purpose is to start drama online. It makes you just as much as a loser as you think the ones who live on here are. to be continued............

Untitled For Now...
Remain calm. Don't crack under the pressure on which I am about to put you. Throw down your sarcasm, cynicism, or any preconcieved notions. Place in the bag any non-sequential habits in small denominations. Kindly remove any values, morals, or ethics and seal them in the box provided. Toss aside any pure emotion or independent thought. You won't need them anymore. Move aside from your identity as it is no longer an authorized item. Step forward for processing into a society of sheep among wolves. Running headfirst against the wind, teeth bared with eyes wide shut.

Friends Into Lovers
Sometimes I feel sad and sometimes I feel blue but whenever I see you, I'm as happy as can be for you bring a smile upon my face and a feeling of joy within my heart you're like my sunshine in the morning and my stars that glow at night you're like the waves in the ocean the cool breeze in the wind like the call of the birds in the morning dew like the sounds of beauty in the night you see all of these things are of beauty and love that's how I feel whenever you are near for it was the passion and desire from both of us that opened up the world for our eyes to see for our love of each other will grow and grow and our needs and desires will be more everyday for a friend you once were and will always be has turned into love as it should have been so I want you to know as a friend and lover that in my heart and arms you'll always stay for our love for each other will never fade

To People I Should Thank For Being Honest
At times I open my mouth and say things I shouldn't say. And I do apoglize for what I've said in the past and you do know how I'm talking to if there is every a time when I need to talk to you it's now.............

7 Kinds Of Sex
7 kinds of sex... Body: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at nigh

Please Read Very Touching
There are people who CAN WALK AWAY FROM YOU. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: LET THEM WALK. I dont want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attatched to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you LET THEM WALK. Your destiny is never tied to ANYBODY that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you CAN'T MAKE THEM STAY. LET THEM GO! And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their PART in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is OVER so that you don't keep trying to RAISE THE DEAD. You've got to know when it's DEAD. You've got to know when it's OVER. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spirtual gift,

I Want To Be Sacred
i want to be sacred not an empty shell that is naked that's why I should take down the pink alters to glamour i have fed my ego satiated my lust it is time for me to trust the voice within a goddess/god given right to be me

Faith
Faith Current mood: discontent Category: lost Dreams and the Supernatural I have learned of truths from my beautiful youths my baby girls, my gifts from God My Momma never taught me anything but lies I've worked so hard, can you see in my eyes there is so much more than money's false power so much more than meets the eyes I need more faith to make it through to walk the talk I need to do to share the love of creation hand in hand with a man that loves the creator too still waters don't always run deep sometimes their just still I need a partner to pray with God is Goddess is Jah is Love I ask for more faith from forces above if you don't beleive in God How can I beleive in you I cannot lie in your arms and pretend it doesn't matter loving the creator is everything to me Grant me faith to speak in truth heart to heart, eye to eye, soul to soul grant me strength to not get fooled by my mind over my soul

Payback
[Montell] I called you on the phone To see if you was at home alone Somethin' just ain't right Tell me, where were you last night? You were supposed to be with me And I paged your ass around 10:33 You didn't even call me back Now tell me, baby, what up wit that? Now you told me you need A man like me from the streets Remember when I was tossin' That ass on 4th and Slawson You said I was everything you want And now all the condoms that I bought I gotta box 'em up for the next one Cuz you just wanna flex and have your fun, baby [Coolio] You wanna play those games Thought you was dealin' wit a flea But you're dealin' wit a G You better recognize the C, double O, L I'm down wit Montell (how you livin' homie?) I'm livin' kinda swell I thought you was the one, yeah I thought you was my baby Now I see through your games And I know you're tryin' to play me So you can put your pumps on and get your rump on Cuz your hump ain't that strong Well, you can have my L

What To Do...
man things have been weird for me as of late, all the crap of friday, yesterday was good then today was just wow, i woke up today and for the first time i felt really good. no stress, no yelling no nothing loved it!!!!!!! my whole family has been supportive and they want me to find someone who can treat me a lot better than any other girl has, i have been walked on and used by all my exs and i am not taking it anymore! but on a brighter note, zacky is a really smart kid, he can say banana, eye, daddy and almost please! and tonight i put him to bed, he snuck into my bed and went to sleep, fell asleep and 30 minutes later i go check on him and he went to his bed, it was cute! well i hope everyone has a good night and thanks for all the rates and comments!

Lifes Decisions...
I love to watch people react. I like to see their mannerisms and watch them figure their way out of things. And while I am rarely if ever quiet..I do pay attention. It has been an interesting experience to watch and listen to the way people react about my divorce. My oldest friend exclaimed in my ear, and through her tears "I need a hug" Which made me chuckle into the phone. Dawn has always just been steady. Offering me advice, since in my eyes she is two steps ahead of exactly what I am going through. She is always steady with a hug or a shoulder (altho I may have to hop to place it there, since she is so tree-ish) Most people were shocked. Okay. Everyone was shocked. I kept my private life exactly where it should be. Private. And so not one person knew of my unhappiness. Or of any issues that we have faced throughout these years. Which is. I believe. As it should be. I am not one to care much what people think of me. Nor do I fe

Inside The Wall
i hear you calling calling out to me i hear your voice through the wall as the time ticks away its so hard it seems to tell whats real and whats a dream blood spills as the window slams the room spins and the flood begins is it real or is it in my head is their poison in my gin i hear your voice calling out my name so close i can feel you turned your body to ashes once again twice the loss and twice the pain try to take control of my mind again never ending doubt once it stops it starts up and then only way to leave is to check out i hear you calling ,calling out to me i hear your voice through the wall its so hard to leave this dream ill always be here it seems

Rain In Texas
ok so i live in a small two bedroom apartment, and tonight it is raining, honestly if you are in my living room it is fracken pooring out side the window, however if you are in the bedroom it and you look out the window it is not raining at all. wtf is up with texas. hmm i am super tired but i cant sleep.

My Boo
Just want everyone on Fubar to know that this is the most wonderful person I know and I love her with all my heart. I consider myself lucky to be her friend, and her Fu-Hubby and am completely loyal to her,she has my heart as well as my confidence and trust, treat her nice please she is a wonderful person and is always kind so show her some love ad treat her right{jenny}txbadass{Dirty South Crew}@ fubar gorgeous ain't she

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little sn

My Kissing Spot Is "under A Tree"..lol
MY KiSSiNG SPOT iS ........! Libra : Under a tree. Sagittarius : in the bathroom Taurus: On the trampoline. Capricorn :.In the hot tub Aquarius : .In The Elevator Aries : in a poool! Pisces : On The Kitchen Table. Gemini : Under the stars. Virgo : In a car. Leo : On the beach. Scorpio : Everywhere. Cancer : In the rain.

See The Sleeping Giant Waken
SEE THE SLEEPING GIANT WAKEN (Dedicated to WTC victims) RIP September 11, 2001 Once a nation slept so deeply, Dreaming of a future bright – Safely wrapped in velvet blankets, Dozing gently through the night. With no thought of threat or enemy From within or from without, Although others tried to warn it With a frightened lonely shout. It could scarce conceive the hatred Building, brewing a disease That would dare to bring infection To a populace at peace. See the sleeping giant waken, Ponder, choose the proper path; Bearing arms and wearing armor, He is mighty in his wrath. That mighty giant is America - All barbarians should flee From a country with an awesome strength That says, “Do not tread on me”. What was once an unknown menace Is now seen throughout the world, As a righteous people swiftly rise, Their banners all unfurled To do battle with a faceless And a diabolic foe, Who scarce can show themselves in public, Who feel safer down be

The Wicked Witch Of The West (coast).....
Yesterday was a chore to me. I admit it! Yesterday, I went shopping with the "Party Nazi" (Aka: My sister Lor). She dragged me to about 8 different stores....twice, to get the final items for my nieces Wizard of Oz party. We went to Party America to buy shyt for the Emerald City (Kitchen) and she looked at the green plates and said "Not the right green. I'm not lovin' that color" and she dragged me to Micheals craft supply store to buy wooden hearts so the children could earn their Courage by roaring like lions. I decided to imply to the Nazi that those were stupid and "Why don't you just get stickers". Her eyes skinnied and steam flew from her nostrils as her veins popped out on her neck, and I am quite positive that she almost had a siezure as she looked at me and said "NO!!! they are getting wooden hearts!!". So I dutifully endured the shopping fiasco. I hated it, but I endured it! I LOVE MY NIECE! We went to several Halloween shops looking for witch stuff and rainbow stuff. We went

You And Me?
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

Guilty Conscious
GUILTY CONSCIOUS I’m lost in confusion Trapped by lies Wrapped in guilt Trying to hide A secret exposed A lie unfolded How could this be Everything is coming unglued The people I hurt The pain I caused All because I was a little lost Take away this guilt Take away the pain I must confess I must break free Today’s the day I will lose the biggest part of me A poem by Cassandra R. Nolasco

Sacred Place
NuttinButtSexxy Flawless to the taste flawless in every way, My Chest has no air from the sight of your glowing powdered face, Let me press my lips against your ivory Skin repeat bites I will quench my thirst from your juices with in, My Mouth is wide open to suckle from from the pleasure dripping form your Juice muscles, A clinch around my waist my face you push down to your sacred Place, I lye sleep In your drowning pool flawless juices you from what you produce, Your flawless to my taste flawless in every way, you don't have to ask me to drink from your flawless sacred place, CPR 2007 James Landry,

What Is It About Me....
That makes people think they can fuck me over? Do I have a sign on me somewhere that says, "Go ahead and use me and hurt me"? I'm just beginning to wonder-I must because it seems to be the thing to do these days. NEWS FLASH!!! I have feelings...they get hurt and I can be a bitch if I need to be. Don't make me have to be. I apologize to those of you who truly do give a shit about me. This is not meant for you. I appreciate the friendship you have shown me. This is for the people who seem to think its okay to play with my emotions and my heart and don't have the balls or the courtesy to tell me that they are fucking me over. Thanks for listening. P.S. To anyone who was offended by my language-I apologize. I'm kind of pissed off right now and will get over it. Please forgive my vulgarity. Diva

For My Baby
It's not so easy loving me It gets so complicated All the things you've gotta be Everything's changin But you're the truth I'm amazed by all your patience Everything I put you through When I'm about to fall Somehow you're always waitin with your open arms to catch me You're gonna save me from myself from myself, yes You're gonna save me from myself My love is tainted by your touch Cuz some guys have shown me aces But you've got that royal flush I know it's crazy everyday Well tomorrow may be shaky But you never turn away Don't ask me why I'm cryin Cuz when I start to crumble You know how to keep me smilin You always save me from myself from myself, myself You're gonna save me from myself I know it's hard, it's hard But you've broken all my walls You've been my strength, so strong And don't ask me why I love you It's obvious your tenderness Is what I need to make me a better woman to m

Moday Moments
744 AM : 10/15/07 Out of bed.....the sun is rising , and i am half awake. Reflecting back on weekend , big smile upon my face . I have touched another heart and in return have had my heart touched as well . I have added another beautiful moment and memory to my life and thus have embraced the gift of life. Do i dare express my feelings and share them with the outside world ? Who would understand it ? If only i could announce my secret to the world then my thoughts and feelings might be understood . I will be facing many challanges this coming week as i deal with the emotions that the weekend has impressed upon my heart. This early in the days exsistance.... i can see the sun as it rises to provide light to the seeds of life. I am one of thoes seeds..... i am a child and creature of nature and mother earth . Still growing and spreading. Life is what feeds me and the sunlight provides clarity to each day of my exsistance .

142,192 Points To Vampiric Godmother!
:-P BEAUTIFUL PERSON :-P and is only 433K from becoming our very first !!!Vampiric Godmother!!! She gives so much to us all it is time to return the love I know ALOT of you hit that "I'm Bored" button so why not hit her instead?!?!? (with rates not hammers you sadists lol :-P) She has some awesome pics and stash to rate so drop by and give it to her! QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 B!tch NSFW@ fubar

Words To Live By
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. ~Mahatma Gandhi ~ You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. ~Mahatma Gandhi~ Patience is the companion of wisdom. ~Saint Augustine ~~(354 AD - 430 AD) When you drink the water, remember the spring. ~Chinese Proverb ~ Respect yourself and others will respect you. ~Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC) ~

Did You See?
Did you see the rain As it ran down my face? Did you see the drop Mingle with a tear? The tear was for the way Mankind treats the Earth So unkind, so uncaring So unloving Did you see the sky As it glowed with Spirit light Did you hear the wing Speak in whispered tones? Did you feel the life As it pumped through your body? Did you feel your mind Grow in awareness? ©Paganii 1993

The Wanderer
I sit in contemplation In search of the road ahead I know my life is open My world a fragile thread My past is but a memory My future a walk toward death My path a walk of learning With each passing breath I seek the song in silence I seek the love in hate I seek a thousand paths Upon me is their weight Upon which one to travel I cannot choose but one For all are right and all are light For all paths are none © Paganii 1994

The Omega
Aum Mother, what have they done to you? They have taken everything from you. They have raped and scarred your precious form They have taken it all, there is no more. Mother, what have they done to you? They've torn your Maiden's veil from you Murdered and tortured your children for their cash Buried your beautiful face beneath their trash Oh Mother Mother, their reign of terror soon will end All of your precious treasures soon will mend This sad human race has been run The changer comes soon to make all be one Aum (spoken) And I heard the ringing sound across the land, as the Changer sharpened His blade. The harvesting of all souls, rich and poor, free and enslaved, homeless and enthroned had begun. The seas and the skies trembled. The Fenris Wolf was freed and thus came the splendour of Ragnarok. The blade swept across all nations and all people and once again the Earth was free. All things became one. Death unified them all. And with Death came the step through

What Is Love
Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, thought after, and missed By the one you love, And they know that you love them back. That is Love.

In Class
meh , i am stuck in class bored as ever, because it is the first day of school, also once again i got this teacher that i can not stand. she is stuck up and she never teaches the class which really pisses me off. i mean why pay all this money to go to school so i can waste it on a teacher who has nothing to teach me!!! well i got to go and start reading this chapter out of this huge facken book

Still Need A Ranch...
Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there,' indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.' After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: 'For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix, in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen , Colorado and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas . Th

Assembling An Herbal First Aid Kit
I've always been fascinated by first aid kits. As a child I loved going to sporting goods stores where I would run to the camping department and would (clandestinely) open the first aid kits. I was always amazed at what was inside, and what wasn't inside. Always, the kits had Band-Aids, surgical tape, bandages, and an ointment. Some kits had a razor blade and suction cup for snake bite (I never met anyone who had used this). Some kits had aspirin. First aid seemed to mean cuts and scrapes and possible snake bite. I'm still fascinated by first aid kits, but have changed my question from "what's inside?" to "what do I need to be prepared?" Things I needed to be prepared for have included: - Cuts and scrapes - Burns - Bug bites - Contact rashes - Upset stomach - Diarrhea - Muscle aches - Bleeding and Bruises - Poison Ivy and Poison Oak rash - Sore throat, colds, upper respiratory problems - (So far, no snake bites) A great

Remembering The Dead -- Herbal Ritual
Materials: Juniper Bay Yew Alyssum Parsley Basil Rose Rosemary Cast your circle using rose petals and rosemary sprigs to define it. Say Before the altar: "The wheel of life turns, The cycle of rebirth continues. Those beyond life, You are remembered today. Gifts of love and hope, Are offered whole heartedly, To those we remember To those we do not, To all of those we have lost. Dark Lady and Dark Lord, In your gentle embrace, Our dead you have taken. All thread of life are cut, All threads are woven anew. May the wheel turn, And begin the cycle again. We give freely Juniper for love Yew for rebirth Bay for strength Parsley for cleansing Alyssum for happiness Basil for peace. May our blessings be received. You are remembered." This ritual can be done when a loved one passes. It celebrates rebirth and passing from one phase of life to the next.

Samhain Ritual - 2007
Samhain Ritual - Ancestor Night, Celtic New Year, October 31st Tools: In addition to your magickal tools, you will need: An Orange Alter Cloth Cauldron 1 Black Taper Goddess Candle 1 Black Taper God Candle 2 Carved Turnip Candle Holders 1 Black Votive Candle 1 White Pillar Candle 1 Apple A Bolline A Plate of Fruit Vegetables and Breads Pictures or Mementos of Departed Loved Ones Samhain Incense (Mint, Nutmeg, Apple) Preparation: Sweep area, moving in a deosil manner. Outline your circle with a black cord fresh turned earth, or salt. Place the black taper Goddess Candle to the top left on altar. Place the black taper God candle to the top right on altar. Place the black votive candle in the cauldron, positioned on floor in front of the altar. Plate of Fruit, Vegetables, and Breads should be put in-between Goddess and God candles at top center of altar. Apple and Bolline should be placed in center of altar, on a Pentacle if possible. Arrange the rest of your tools and props accordin

The World Wants To...
I found this on a webpage.. and thought it was cute. Yes its one big run-on sentence. good luck sorting it out. Have something you wanna do? add it in a comment The world wants to... Use a menstrual cup, inspire, buy a car, become a millionaire, get a tattoo on my back, Morgaine will not fear her destiny, wants to Learn electric guitar, be more open, Watch Episodes of South Of Nowhere online for free, To live instead of exist, preorder a playstation 3, help others, take more photographs, be a singer in a rock band, go to more concerts, Learn to surf, learn how to dance in high heels, Visit mexico ,make realistic models of people and animals out of polymer clay, ming_jnc wants to Quit Smoking, Make ends meet stop homophobia, fall in love and stay in love, Schmickle wants to Start my own business, Get my navel pierced, be a dancer, learn to dance, start a tradition, learn to cook. Really cook.

Vulnerable...
If I give you my heart will you cherish it and protect it? Will you hold it close so that nothing but your love will ever touch it? Will you keep it safe from harm? Will you promise to stand beside me, to support me in hard times and to rejoice with me in times of celebration? Will you share with me all of your tomorrows? Will you lie down beside me every night and wake in my arms? Will you love me with every breath you take and miss me when I am not close enough for you to hear my heartbeat? Will you be only mine forever?

R.i.p. Kelsey
I lost a Dear Friend TodaY her name was KELSEY she was only 15yrs Old, She has an older brother & two yonger sisters Who she was So Precious to because they lost there mother 2yrs Ago So Please keep this family In Ur Prayers..... Thank You

What Card Are You??
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

In The Dark
alone i stand looking to the stars untill the clouds cover them all ...... in the dark i hear your voice, in the dark i feel your touch wating for the time i feel the warm feeling of you standing behind me your breath on my neck your arms around my waist holding me close ..... the the clouds move letting me see the stars once again and the feelings gone:( but wait what is this i feel your there within me all the time saying the words i long to hear but how can this be your so far away ? why do i stand alone in the dark yet feel so close ?in the light of the stars i turn catch the image of you before me and thats what ill hold untill your there for real .... in the dark yet making it feel like day .... Made by a real Angel for me....luv ya :)

"i Once Met A Girl"
~I Once Met a Girl~ I once met a girl out on the street, her mind was insane, but her pussy was sweet! I gave her my heart and I took her in- I gave her a home and she gave me her skin. I come home from work, see her nude on the phone finger blastin' her chrome while sucked on a bone. The TV was on, she was "watching" The Pope, but when I walked in the can I found me some dope! You wouldn't believe all the things that I saw I found me a razor, I found me a straw. I wished it was all just a terrible lie for I NEVER knew that it could snow in July. I exploded in rage, such a junkie supreme I pulled on her snatch and she let out a scream. Then I packed up her bags and I told her to go, but she pulled down my pants and I couldn't say no. Yeah, she blew me all night and then gave me a rose, but when she was through, there was blood on her nose. Then she started to cry and I told her to hush, but my words couldn't stop such a horrible gush! Why, the VERY next day I

Story About My Back
About 5 years ago now around the 4th of July I was at a friends when i decided to help him fix something on his barn. So we got a ladder set up and I climbed the ladder to get up on the roof after a night of rain. I checked the roof it was dry so i started climbing up a very steep inclination. Well I got maybe 3 feet away from the ladder when I started slipping and couldn't stop myself. So I found myself slipping underneath the ladder and onto the ground where I landed on a brick that was covered by dirt and grass from the weather.. I got up, and figured I was fine cause ofcourse there would be pain i just fell 20ft, well the pain started getting worse over a 6 month period. But me being the stubborn jackass that I am. I did not seek medical attention until that 6th month i found the pain unbearable. Well come to find out I fractured 2 disks in my back, and did alot of extensive nerve damage in my neck that cannot be repaired. Why you may ask because I was an idiot and did not seek med

Life Lessons
For those of you who really know me, you know I'm not one to say something profound too often. But in light of a lot of recent events, I've come to find myself contemplating the direction in which my life is heading. So many things come to mind when I'm trying to map out my future. A lot of changes are going on around me but I feel like I'm the only one standing still. Searching for a job, still living with parents, this isn't where I thought I was going to be at 22. At times I find myself wishing that I could just start over, make everything just disappear, begin a new life, and not make the mistakes i made. I don't regret much but I do have regrets. But I've always been told that we make mistakes to learn. I've learned a great deal from the many mistakes I've made. Granted, I find myself making the same mistakes more often than not, but that's a flaw I'm actively trying to correct. People tell me the only way to progress towards the future is to let go of the past. It's hard goin

Karma
Walking through a forest of doubt Trying so hard to figure out What to make of everything Because nothing is ever as it seems People lie and live to fool Deception and secrecy, their number one tools Is it that hard to be real To express yourself and say how you feel You don't think of who you hurt It's amazing what the truth could be worth A life, a friend, or even a love Worst case scenario would be all of the above It's best to think before you act Karma will always be there to get you back What goes around comes around like JT says We'll all fall victims to it one of these days

What's Your Kinky Turn On???
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Biting When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92% Chains/Handcuffs92% Bondage67% Blind Folds33% Blood33% Whips25%

New Pic Folder.....
I have been asked quite a few times what is my type and I keep trying to explain that I dont have one LOL. So to prove my point I am going to start a folder that contains the many faces of my exs LOL.

What Is Your Sexual Style???
What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Hot You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Soft100% Hot100% Violent100% Exciting88% Sweet75% Wet63% Shy50% Awkward38%

Which Horror Killer Are You???
Which Horror Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Pinhead You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Michael Myers90% Pinhead90% Jigsaw80% Hannibal Lecter80% Jason Voorhees70% Freddy Krueger60% Leatherface60% Buffalo Bill60% Captain Spaulding50% Candyman20%

Are We Really As Equal As We Should Be?
ARE WE REALLY AS EQUAL AS WE SHOULD BE? All humans are born equal. It doesn't matter who your parents are, what race you are, what gender you are, or what afflictions you are born with. In fact, we are all born with some affliction or another. Some are just more obvious and visible than others. No one is perfect--perfectly imperfect, maybe; but no one is ever one hundred percent perfect. We are all born needing food, water, love, support, and stimulation. Even though we like to think we all have certain human rights, we really dont. Human rights are a set of rules--guidelines, so to speak--which were made up in order to protect people from each other. Ever notice that human rights seem to differ from region to region? Thats right. The set of rules vary by area. Such human rights as freedom of speech, right to abortion, right to choose religion, sexual orientation practices, are different all over the world. In reality, eqaulity is not automatically given. It is

Food For Thought
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space, but inner space. We

Get Supermans Picture
http://hk.promo.yahoo.com/movie/superman/Stop_Press_Game/ so this is a game lets see how good your photo taking skills are... its addictive, and post your scores for kicks and giggles... my very first try I hit 69 I kid you not... lol

What I Am Wearing Right Now!!
1.. A random guy yells to you "aybaybay." You....? Can you please speak english to me- its much more attractive- thanks! 2. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Water- yummy! 3. What does your last incoming text message say? I ordered the parts and got my rx! 4. The last song you listened to? Click click boom by saliva 5. What's irritating you at this moment? the tag on my shirt 6. Last thing you ate? a protein bar 7. What did you do yesterday?. went to the fair, rode a 'scary' ride with Stone, broke my skates(and still kicked ass), and got beat up by a 70 pound derby girl!! 8. What are you doing tomorrow? YOU! 9. What are you doing today? Working and playing mommy and sleeping with my babies! I love hearing Blaze snore- he is the cutest. 10. What do you want to do when you get out of high school/college? Already done with that shit, but wanna get my Master's from somewhere 11. Do you have any siblings? yes, selling them real cheap- want

"interpretation"
~Interpretation~ It took a look from you to hook me in your solitude. Your piercing attitude, it’s true…it gave me wood. But this stupefied connection only led to masturbation. Then this demonized infection sodomized my imagination. My intention was to love you, but deception spawned above you. Such a cruel abomination seeking heaven blue redemption...but the rain just kept on pouring and I lost my full erection. I guess the sunshine that I painted, was translucent and impatient. In my senses it’s concrete… you were just an imitation of a failed insemination, an invention of temptation that transformed into regression and your vile cold oppression left the impression of depression and a bitter congregation of unwanted repossession…but I knew through my duration that one day I’d lose my patience. Lacerations of aggression were invasions that collided in my frail imagination. Your affection was perfection, but it faded in the midst of its deflection and persistent aggravation. In you

Sensitivity Part I
Most of my life, I have been sensitive. I don't mean super emotional, or that I bruise easily, kind of sensitivity. I mean I have always heard odd things, or been able to see things that others can't. It was a nuisance for a while and then I got to thinking that maybe it wasn't that bad of a gig. Now, I know exactly what this sounds like. This, combined with my inclination towards astrological theory makes me sound like one of "those" people. I'm not. I am actually very skeptical when it comes to ghost stories. I was extremely skeptical about spirits and such before any of this stuff started happening. When I was ten, my step-dad moved my family from La Habra to Riverside. He bought a big house on a top of a "hill" that was really in the middle of the street we lived on. It's a nice house, my mom still lives there. It was fairly new when we moved in, and only one other family had lived there before us, a mom and two kids, who were 7 and 8 years older than me, her s

Broken
SITTING IN A DARK WORLD, WONDERING WHEN I WILL FIND MY LIGHT! WONDERING HOW I GOT THERE? WHEN REALLY IT IS AS PLAIN AS SIGHT! TORN INTO LITTLE PIECES, FEELING BROKEN UP INSIDE... KNOWING I HAVE SO MUCH, BUT THERE IS NO WHERE TO HIDE! PEOPLE USING AND MANIPULATING, WHERE REALLY IS THEIR HEARTS? KNOWING IT IS ALREADY TO LATE, THE WORLD HAS FALLEN APART! CAN'T SEEM TO CATCH MY BREATH, RUNNING OUT OF AIR.... TRYING TO FIND MYSELF AND HEART, BUT REALLY IS IT THERE? I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A CUBICLE, WITH NO WHERE TO TURN... I THOUGHT I LEARNED ENOUGH IN LIFE, BUT WHAT REALLY DID I LEARN? ABUSE, HATRED, PAIN AND SUFFERING IS ALL THAT IS OUT THERE. WHEN WILL IT EVER END, BECAUSE IT IS REALLY TOO MUCH TO BARE! I JUST WISH IT WOULD ALL JUST STOP, SOME ONE MAKE IT GO AWAY! BECAUSE TO ME IT IS REALLY TOO MUCH AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO STRAY... SO SOMEONE TELL ME, WHERE DO YOU GO? WHEN NO ONE REALLY COULD CARE! SOME ONE SPECIAL TO ME BROKE MY HEART TO PIECES, I CAN'T SEEM T

Against The Wall In My Stilettos (to Chris)
Last night I was bewitched. I was defenseless against his charms. Thoughts of it consume me. I was so bewildered at the talents this man possessed. He made my heart beat fast and slow at the same time. My thighs tremble at the mere thought of him inside me. When I close my eyes to relive it, It is nowhere near the same. The way this man made love to me is enough To drive me insane. I must have him again. Once more against the wall in my sthilettos. While the rain beats on my windowsill And the candle light flickers until it burns out. I get goose bumps when I think of how he touched me And where. There is this hunger for something that only he Can make me feel. God help me! All I can daydream about is him. His Intense blue eyes. His Strong jaw line. His chiseled shoulders, And his angular back. His powerful thighs and their potentially mind blowing thrusts. I can’t get those soft warm lips Or how they feel on my neck and breasts, Out of m

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Top 10 Cute Love Quotes 1. Richard Bach - Cute Love Quote Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? 2. James Baldwin - Cute Love Quote Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. 3. G. Moore - Cute Love Quote Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough. 4. Thomas Moore - Cute Love Quote Came but for friendship, and took away love. 5. Leo Buscaglia - Cute Love Quote Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. 6. Montaigne - Cute Love Quote If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me." 7. Kyle Schmidt - Cute Love Quote I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. 8. Joan Crawford - Cute Love Quote Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm you

Subject: Living Bible
Subject: Living Bible Now this is the Living Bible: His name is Bill. He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans, and no shoes. This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very, very bright. He became a Christian while attending college. Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. They want to develop a ministry to the students but are not sure how to go about it. One day Bill decides to go there. He walks in with no shoes, jeans, his T-shirt, and wild hair. The service has already started and so Bill starts down the aisle looking for a seat. The church is completely packed and he can't find a seat. By now, people are really looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one says anything. Bill gets closer and closer and closer to the pulpit, and when he realizes there are no seats

Tonight I Wanna Cry
Well. today hasn't been the greatest day. There is too much going on here in my life that when I think about it...I am sad. I either can't sleep or only want to sleep. I spend a lot of time in bed. I barely eat and try not to drink. I don't want people to see the true pain that i am going through. I've lost the one person in the world who truly understood me and cared. The one person who was always there for me. Now...I am left with nothing...no one. I am doing everything possible to take my mind off of what happened. I try not to think about it. I have been trying to fill my life with things to do,but its been impossible to find a job and I end up either being up for days with no sleep or spending most of my days in bed. It switches back and forth between the two. I have to force myself to eat to smile. I am doing all I can to convince everyone that everything is ok, but its not. I try to go out and do stuff, I try to make new friends, I try to make myself let it go, but it doe

The Socal Tickle
Come to think of it, being the only passenger in the hotel shuttle, bouncing around the freeway exits, ditching all that, finally, for the interminable unintersected “access” road, already felt like being the prisoner I was to become. Holed up in a room cut down in size by the rattling ice machine on the other side of the tv wall, with two bags of coffee and a bag of tea. Only to be shuttled over, once again, to what we came to refer to as “the compound,” an absurd concoction of highrises and haciendas, resort architecture experiments and a “timeless” kidney-shaped pool lurking behind each and every corner, the ill-catered foods shrink-wrapped and overpriced, spilling into courtyards, onto dark green polyester table cloths and sturdy beach chairs. Conference limbo. After three days I found egress—into a mall with nearly a dozen anchor stores called Fashion Valley. It felt so soothingly real compared to the compound, I got lost on the way back. There is a vantage-point always availab

Sexy New Girl!
Check this Sexy thing out! SHes fairly new to Fubar, and wants to join my contest, so I thought I would help her and send some love her way from you all. Can't help her in the contest but I can try and help her get great friends like I have..:) Come on sexy people..show her What Fubar Love Really Means!..:) Well since you can't rate at least you can fan and add her..:) Hugs and Kisses Mizz P@ fubar

Who Has The Biggest Breasts Then?
who has the biggest breasts then? Not a pervy question at all, really quite scientific, did you know that women's breasts are growing at a huge rate with each decade, so by the time its the year 3000 most women will have breasts so big that there will be a huge business in breast reduction and an average size of breast at 50gg - hey shame our bits and bobs dont grow, well that is unless excited of course.

I Hate Myself For Losing You
I woke up today Woke up wide awake In an empty bed Staring at an empty room I have myself to blame For the state I'm in today And now dying Doesn't seem so cruel And oh, I don't know what to say And I don't know anyway Anymore I hate myself for losing you I'm seeing it all so clear I hate myself for losing you What do you do when you look in the mirror And staring at you is why he's not here? You got what you deserved Hope you're happy now 'Cause everytime I think of her with you It's killing me Inside, and Now I dread each day Knowing that I can't be saved From the loneliness Of living without you And, oh I don't know what to do Not sure that I'll pull through I wish you knew I hate myself for losing you I'm seeing it all so clear I hate myself for losing you What do you do when you look in the mirror And staring at you is why he's not here? I hate myself for losing you And oh, I don't know what to do Not sure that I'll pull through I wish

Words With God
-SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I NEED YA' -I LIVE MY LIFE LIKE A MOVIE STAR -I WENT TO FAR -SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I SEE YA' -BUT THEN I PUT MY SHADES BACK ON -AND RIDE TILL DAWN -IS IT THEM -OR IS IT ME -LOOSING ALL IDENTIDY -WALKED THE LONG ROAD -BETWEEN MY SANITY -WALK THE LINE JUST TO MEET YA' -AND WHEN I FINALLY CROSS THAT LINE -IS IT YOU THAT'S ON MY MIND -WILL IT BE POR VIDA' -NOW HERE I AM, I'M BACK AGAIN -DROWN MY NIGHTS WITH VICODINE -POP OPEN ANOTHER HEINEKEN -THIS IS HOW I'LL MEET YA' -THEN I LOOK INTO MY EYES -THAT MIRROR KEEPS ME PARALIZED -THIS IS WHY I NEED YA' REDEYED NIGHTS WITH JOHNN DARO AT THE HELM....

Shes's Ended
Her eyes are swollen. Her cheeks are red. Tears pouring out of the lonely girl. Love was all she asked for. She got walked all over. It seemed that no one cared for what she believed in. As she lays in her bed, saying a prayer to make the pain go away. She can't sleep, so she steers at his picture. Trying to put the memories in her past. She's waits to see, how she's going to make it. As she struggles to get out of bed, thinking of what went wrong. She has lost all the faith and all the happiness. She is lost in the waking of her day. As she has no one to talk to. She's done everything to try to make it. As one night she made her choice, She can't live without him. She swore that she couldn't make it without him. As days go by, she doesn't want to come out. She wrote him a note, saying that she will always love him. One night she lost it. Her mom came to get her because he came to see her. She can't get her to answer her or the door. As the

Why Be Petty?
I have been on Fubar since it was LostCherry seen alot of people come and go. For the most part I think alot of people are genuine But there are OTHERS that are definately NOT For lack of a better terminology I will call them addicted to points and status whores. and it makes no sense.. What do you actually get out of this?? Words and pics on a screen..U can't touch it, Spend the Imaginary fu-Bucks, They could call U fu-God on here and it don't mean anything.. Just typed words on a screen..And the in fighting and Jealuosy?? Jesus how stupid! At least in High School U could see the other person Face to Face. I am not nor will I ever be better than you and I will not try. It's idiotic too me I love my true friends on here and are thankful for them.. Just had to rant alil sowwie..But don't U think it's kinda dumb also?

What Kind Of Vampire Are You?
What kind of ^_^vampire^_^ are you?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Good Vampire You just kill to feed yourself so that makes you a nice person.. i mean vampire! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE BECOME A REAL VAMPIRe!!!Cruel Vampire67% Good Vampire67% You're not a vampire33%

"girl"
i shave my legs and sit down to pee i can justify any shopping spree dont go to the barber but a beauty salon i can get a massage without geting turned on i can balance the check book i can pump my own gas i can talk to my friend about the size of my ass my beauty's a master peice and yes it takes long at least i can admit to others when im wrong i dont drive in circles at any cost i dont have a problem admitting when im lost i never forget an important date you got to deal with it im usually late i dont watch movies with lots of gore i dont need instant replay to remember the score i wont lose my hair i dont get crotch itch just cause im assertive dont call me a bitch dont say to your friend '' oh yah i can get her '' in your dreams babe i can do better flowers are ok jewlery is best would you look at my face and not at my chest i dont have a problem with expressing my feelings i know when your lying your looking at the ceiling dont call

How Much Of A Slut Are You?
Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points! Your Motto: "I'll Try Anything Once!" Your Sign: "Rest Area Ahead" Let's Park! * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***

Wsc- Family And Friends~~~win- We Can Do This!!!
Won't YOU Join Us?? If we all pull together we can catch the current leader and win this contest!! Let's Roll Wicked Storm Crew!! Below is a link to a young lady who MzMic has asked us to help. Her contest ends tonight Monday at 9:00pm Eastern. Help her out if you can. him - wings of a b... Created and Posted by Lucretia~~ Luangel

Which Gothic Animal Are You?
what gothic animal are you??created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as panther you scored as panther. your dangerous and wild..your unpredictable..black cat83% wolf83% panther83% bat67%

Blonde
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?

Everythings Ok!
Break it all down into simplest terms. There, was that so bad? Now, is that so bad? You doubt yourself so much you don't even Know what you really want, or how you really feel. And I'm so tired Of you constantly over-thinking. I know why, because everything's going OK. Just your style, to break it all into pieces, I know why, because everything's going OK. Disregard your inner monologue Don't try to drown it out, 'cause it'll only wear you out. Sometimes things are just beyond control That has to be OK, you don't have a choice And I'm so tired Of you constantly over-thinking. I know why, because everything's going OK. Just your style, to break it all into pieces, Just one time, I've had just about all I can take Everything is unacceptable If you overanalyze, And that is just your style.

Albatross
Don't let this be my legacy An entire life of self-loathing An entire life of questioning me As this has been my history And every misstep I have made Is relived a million times a day You should know much better by now! From life, there's no easy way out I never look back longingly It's not natural to long for age Or be embarrassed by naiveté And though the years have softened things I am still the heavy cross I bear I'm still the crown of thorns I wear You should know much better by now! From life there is no easy way out It is a privilege that you must earn There's no escape my love It's no mistake

Stonefruit
Dearheart Take a look at you I know how it feels Branches full of fruit Life streaks And surges all in green The bounty of the rain The bounty of the spring Dearheart You can’t keep them all I wait with eyes closed I’ll lighten your load Truth hurts Remember this: We are pooling our faith (You said it) Asking for my basketful Shake loose All your garnet jewels Whatever sustains me Gifts and pampers you Trees drop Plums in my open mouth I wait with eyes closed Paradise my own Truth hurts Hold onto this: We are pooling our faith (You said it) Juice bursts Don't let it drip We are pooling our faith (You said it)

Monday, Monday...
So...I got myself moved this weekend. To my MOM'S. God help me. I know it was a good idea, it's financially smart, for a lot of reasons...but...it's not cool to be 23 and living with mom, with 2 kids, especially when it means being treated like a 16 year old all over again. I'm gonna make it...it's only for a month or so til new job at new office rolls in...I can do it, I can!! :) What else...my kids father is still a deadbeat but I was able to do his direct deposits to MY bank! Ha! Sometimes I really do love the Marine Corps... I'm joining a gym this weekend! YAY! A 24 hour one about 5 minutes from the house so I can go after I put the kids to bed...so this is very exciting to me. Mostly because of the free tanning. But...who cares? I love me a good treadmill too. Uhh...ok so nothing else really. I'm just bored at work (not really, my desk is loaded with paperwork!) and considered it to be blog time!

The Piano
I think I'm going to just pick a object out of the hat so to speak and write about it. See how it goes. Sometimes I feel the need to sit at the piano and play something. Most usually something I have learned in the past. However, sometimes I like to just sit and play whatever comes to mind. Its normally something sweet and soft, that flows gently from one chord to the next. I take for granted that the years I spent learning the art, has helped me with what I can do today. Playing two different things with either hand, I supposed is a learned skill that I often forget most cannot do. I do enjoy playing the slower sonatas, anything that can allow me to, in so many words, make love to, I enjoy playing. I love to watch the look in someones eyes, how they feel to me while I am playing. I sense the goosebumps, and I relish it. I use to enjoy some of the faster pieces, as they tend to require greater skill, though not as much anymore. Perhaps that will change, I do go through cycl

No Means No A**hole
Guy:"Can we have sex now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do .." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over t

What Kind Of Person Are You? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic Or Nice?)
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Outgoing You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.Outgoing94% Nice75% Fun38% Immature38% Shy25% Dramatic6% mean0%

What Is Your Sexual Style?
What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Hot You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot100% Sweet69% Soft69% Violent63% Exciting56% Wet56% Awkward44% Shy25%

So, Zombies Are Attacking... How Do You Handle It?
So, Zombies are attacking... how do you handle it?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as A group's the best way to go! You're the kind that might survive longest.. in a group. Everyone's watching everyones backs... but beware.. movies dictate that there's always corruption...A group's the best way to go!67% You'll die.. But not by THEIR hands, Damn It!!!!!50% You'll make it on your own50% ....Loser.. I guess you can't adapt17% Jerk >.< Play along17%

What Element Are You? Air, Fire, Water, Or Earth?
What element are you? Air, Fire, Water, Or Earth?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as You are Water. You are Water. Faithful and true you never faulter. Calm and collected you help others before yourself and are always ready for action.You are Water.98% You are Earth.88% You are Fire.74% You are Air.52%

Which Metal/metalcore Band Suits You?
Which Metal/Metalcore Band Suits You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Trivium You scored as Trivium. You love old school thrash metal and you are kinda gothic. You also look different from everyone else and you love it, good on ya!!!Trivium80% Killswitch Engage80% Slipknot65% All That Remains50% As I Lay Dying35%

Real Good Man
Girl you've never known no one like me Up there in your high society They might tell you I'm no good Girl they need to understand Just who I am I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I may drink too much and play too loud Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd That don't mean I don't respect My Mama or my Uncle Sam Yes sir, yes ma'am I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I might have a reckless streak At least a country-mile wide If you're gonna run with me It's gonna be a wild ride When it comes to loving you I've got velvet hands I'll show you how a real bad boy Can be a real good man I take all the good times I can get I'm too young for growing up just yet Ain't much I can promise you 'Cept to do the best I can I'll be damned I may be a real bad boy But baby I'm a real good man I may be a real bad boy Oh but baby I'm a real good man Yes I am

What Is Your Super-power
what is your super-powercreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as You have invisibility powers! you have ivisibility powers and you are very weird according to some people and you only have like 3 friends (not like thats a bad thing)You have invisibility powers!75% You have flying powers!50% You have super strength!38% You have transforming powers!38%

What World Do You Live In? (pictures)
What world do you live in? (PICTURES)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as The world of a romantic You live for a world of romance. Someone who would just love to hold your hand and sit by a roaring fire and talk about dreams with would make you very happy. With you romance is not a dead thing, but a must. Don't give up. clickThe world of child100% The world of a romantic100% The fantasy world90% The World of Mystery80% The high rollers world35%

~girls~ What Anime Soul Do You Have? (great Pics And Detailed Summary)
~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as quiet/calm/cool/collected soul You are a rather intelligent girl, and your soul gravitates toward the serene and peaceful things in life. You know how to appreciate nature and you tend to have a compassionate side. You seem to be a quiet type of soul who doesn't say much, but the truth is, you have much to say. You just keep it locked up inside, in order to protect yourself. Try opening up to others more, ecspecially the ones who love you the most. http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^) shy/quiet/caring soul100% quiet/calm/cool/collected soul100% dark/deep soul100% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul92% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild so

You Might Be A Metalhead
You Might Be A Metalhead by C.J. Cain The original concept - done in a different form by a stand-up comic - poked good-natured fun at the lifestyle of a certain group of people. What I offer here is not meant to belittle my fellow metal-brethren, but to serve as a badge of honor, an affirmation of one's commitment to the heavy lifestyle. You never "kind of like" metal; either you eat it, breathe it and sweat it, or you have no taste at all! Okay bangers, you might be a metalhead if... 1. You have ever incurred bodily injury fighting for a guitar pick, wristband, drum stick or any other concert-used memorabilia. 2. You have lived through at least one time period when metal was proclaimed "dead." 3. You have enough concert t-shirts to cover every day of the week (or month). 4. You've ever resorted to hiding things in your hair when going into a concert. 5. You blew off your prom because Krokus was in town that same night. 6. You saw Lita Ford play and were to

Lust, Love And Infatuation
Lust, Love and Infatuationcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Love This is love, you are not first here, they are. Communication is a must, without it you have nothing. If you can’t talk to them, and they can’t listen and really care about how you feel, then maybe you should be looking elsewhere. Love is giving 100% in both directions. You need to fuel each other’s fires, so the love will continue to burn for, now until forever. Don’t let the fire burn out.Love is free as the butterflies, which live for moments, only to bring joy to others. clickLove83% Infatuation75% Lust42%

Freakin Light Weight :/
"I'm one of the dopest crayons in the box." Went to a house party last night at my friend's Michele, Brandy and Sarah's house. Baseball, bbq and booze. I had about 6 or 7 rum&cokes on an empty stomach (before food was ready!) and man am I paying for it. And not some little rinky dink glasses. I'm talking those red plastic party cups. Michele hooked it up each time so yeah, I was wasted. I got a little silly and was walking around sportin' my friend Sarah's tiara and dry humping random people. Don't get jealous, Kara. Your turn is quickly approaching. BA-HAHA My friend Sarah. Gotta love her :D REL

Quest You Are Destined For
Quest you are destined forcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Quest for true love. You are a true romantic. Guys: you are a true love to your guy or girl, and are not afraid to show it. Ladies: you're not going to let stereotypes say you can't be the heroine of the story. Go and get your true love and spend your lives together.Quest for self realization.100% Quest to save another world.100% Quest for true love.100% Save Your own world100% Quest for knowledge83% Heroic quest83% quest for something to do78% Quest for redemption61% Quest to Evil33% Quest for Power11%

Fyi
I OPENED THE PRIVATE FOLDERS SO YOU GUYS COULD LOOK AND RATE.I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD PATE MY NORMAL PICS TOO SO I CAN GET THE POINTS. ALSO IF YOU HAVE SOME NASTY COMMENT PLEASE LEAVE IT ON THE PICTURE I DONT WANT MY MAILBOX FILLED WITH CRAP. IF IT CONTINUES TO HAPPEN I WILL CLOSE THEM FOR GOOD!

Love Infatuation Or Lust
Lust, Love and Infatuationcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Love This is love, you are not first here, they are. Communication is a must, without it you have nothing. If you can’t talk to them, and they can’t listen and really care about how you feel, then maybe you should be looking elsewhere. Love is giving 100% in both directions. You need to fuel each other’s fires, so the love will continue to burn for, now until forever. Don’t let the fire burn out.Love is free as the butterflies, which live for moments, only to bring joy to others. clickLove100% Infatuation83% Lust58%

What Group Are You?
What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Goth Your A Goth!Goth80% Rocker, Mosher75% Skater70% Prepy60% Trendy40% Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev35% Emo0%

Which One Piece Character Are You?(!112 Questions, 14 Possible Results!)
Which One Piece Character Are You?(!112 Questions, 14 Possible Results!)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Mihawk Dark, Skilled, and Mysterious. Your Hawk-Eye-Mihawk!Mihawk75% Nico Robin75% Captain Smoker56% Monkey D. Luffy53% Portgas D. Ace50% Nefertari Vivi50% Shanks47% Tony Tony Chopper44% Enel41% Sanji41% Usopp

Would I Go Out Wit You ????(girls Only Quiz)
Would i go out wit you ????(girls only)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as CALL ME UP!!! Heck yes id soooo go out wit you your Perfect!CALL ME UP!!!63% We might work it out...50% NO WAY Srry NEXT!!!23%

What Is Your Sexual Style?
What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Soft You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Hot100% Soft100% Exciting75% Shy50% Sweet50% Violent25% Wet25% Awkward0%

What Kind Of Person Are You?
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Fun Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz!Fun100% Outgoing81% Nice81% Immature75% Dramatic50% mean50% Shy19%

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?(pics!)updated
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)Updatedcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Passion You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100% Mysterious67% Diamond Eyes67% Anger33% Eyes full of Pain33%

Lie In The Sound
I love you more than I should So much more than is good for me More than is good Oh the timing is cruel Oh I need and don't want to need More than I should I am falling, say my name And I'll lie in the sound What is love, but whatever My heart needs around Oh my sheet is so thin So I say I can't sleep because It's so very cold Oh but I know what I need And if you were just near to me Would you go... I am falling, say my name And I'll lie in the sound What is love, but whatever My heart needs around I am falling, say my name And I'll lie in the sound What is love, but whatever My heart needs around And it needs you too much now

Would I Love U ? (mostly For Boyz)
Would I love u ? (for boyz)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as yeah! I luve you! wahhh!!! I love you!!! We have a lot in common...yeah! I luve you!70% Maybe...we can be great friend!50% uhh...NO!!!10%

What Gothic Animal Are You??
what gothic animal are you??created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as panther you scored as panther. your dangerous and wild..your unpredictable..wolf100% panther100% bat67% black cat33%

What Marvel Hero Would You Be (version 2)?
What Marvel Hero would you be (Version 2)?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as The Hulk The Hulk possesses an incredible level of superhuman physical ability. His capacity for physical strength is potentially limitless due to the fact that the Hulk's strength increases proportionally with his level of great emotional stress, anger in particular. The Hulk uses his superhumanly strong leg muscles to leap great distances.The Hulk has shown a high resistance to physical damage nearly regardless of the cause, and has also shown resistance to extreme temperatures, poisons, and diseases in addition to regeneration of damaged or destroyed areas of tissue at an amazing rate.The Hulk80% Mister Fantastic70% Wolverine55% Blade45% The Thing45% Captain America40% Spider-Man40% Iron Man30%

Which Metal/metalcore Band Suits You?
Which Metal/Metalcore Band Suits You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Trivium You scored as Trivium. You love old school thrash metal and you are kinda gothic. You also look different from everyone else and you love it, good on ya!!!Trivium100% Killswitch Engage100% All That Remains80% Slipknot80% As I Lay Dying40%

What Is Your Super-power
what is your super-powercreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as You have super strength! Super strength is one of the best super power you can have. You can use it for good or EVIL!Just be careful what you chose to be.You have transforming powers!75% You have super strength!75% You have flying powers!50% You have invisibility powers!25%

Which Inuyasha Hero Are Ya?
Which Inuyasha hero are ya?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as InuYasha Congrats. You are Inuyasha! You are not much of a touchy-feely person but you are great in combat and have a short temper.InuYasha100% Sango40% Shippo20% Kagome20% Kaede0% Miroku0%

Blonde Jokes
BLONDE JOKES..... Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Magnolia...I think I'll paint the ceiling magnolia." ************************************************* Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." ************************************************* Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. ************************************************* Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. ************************************************* Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change ************************************************* Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: