i shave my legs and sit down to pee
i can justify any shopping spree
dont go to the barber but a beauty salon
i can get a massage without geting turned on
i can balance the check book
i can pump my own gas
i can talk to my friend about the size of my ass
my beauty's a master peice and yes it takes long
at least i can admit to others when im wrong
i dont drive in circles at any cost
i dont have a problem admitting when im lost
i never forget an important date
you got to deal with it im usually late
i dont watch movies with lots of gore
i dont need instant replay to remember the score
i wont lose my hair
i dont get crotch itch
just cause im assertive dont call me a bitch
dont say to your friend '' oh yah i can get her ''
in your dreams babe i can do better
flowers are ok
jewlery is best
would you look at my face and not at my chest
i dont have a problem with expressing my feelings
i know when your lying your looking at the ceiling
dont call me a gurl
a babe or a chick
im a woman got it you prick
