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I Love You Just The Way You Are
) i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day. i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you. i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on. i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry." If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you wo

Marines And Tampons
MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. > My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. > He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his co

Rant 1
What is to be done when looking at your life and you have no idea where you stand or who you are. You cant explain it, you know and stick to your morals and know or at least you think you know your true self. Is it dumb to sacrifice yourself for your ideals and thoughts? To give your all for a cause that n one else fights for? Why be creative when you can do everything by an outline...when did creative individualism disappear? Theres a lot I have to say, as a person and as an artist...but most cant be put into words...its all just a foggy cloud of confusion, filling up my mind. I'll start off with my current rant. Art, last time I checked was an individual expression and creative will put to a medium. But now a days all that is popular and flooding our culture is over processed, over-guidelined, unartistic, uncreative pieces of crap. And do not even get me started on "Modern Art" which consists of a square on a convas or dribbles of paint. Thats not art,it was w

He's At It Again...
Beautiful thing, consideration. When you're in line at the grocery store.. there a line that you've waited in for 10 minutes, you're next to get rung up and another cashier opens the one next to it and says, quote " I can take the next person, over here " what happens? the guy behind you swoops over there and anyone within 20 yards of the checkout gets there as well. I have a young lad in kindergarten, I pick him up daily at school. There's also a young mother also with a child in kindergarten who also picks her child up.. drives a purple ford ranger, extended cab. So, we usually start congregating at the school 10 minutes before the kids are dismissed. This mother has anither child that accompanies her everyday, I know this becaus after waiting in line for 10-20 minutes, when she pulls up to get her child, she gets out of her truck, adjusts her seat and puts the child with her into a back seat in the truck. She couldn't make those adjustments while waiting, she waits until

"i'm Tired" Ltcol J Repya 101st Airborne Div
After spending a number of hours on the road today (Casper to Sheridan) standing in a flagline in honor of one of our Veterans, witnessing his family's heartwrenching pain, 17 degrees temps, dark skies & light snow (but it's a mild winter so far, right?) I am still tight on this man's letter. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/repya.asp Snopes confirms the truth of his letter, Hooah! 'I'm Tired' Two weeks ago, as I was starting my sixth month of duty in Iraq , I was forced to return to the USA for surgery for an injury I sustained prior to my deployment. With luck, I'll return to Iraq to finish my tour. I left Baghdad and a war that has every indication that we are winning, to return to a demoralized country much like the one I returned to in 1971 after my tour in Vietnam. Maybe it's because I'll turn 60 years old in just four months, but I'm tired. I'm tired of spineless politicians, both Democrat and Republican who lack the courage, fortitude, and character to se

Fumarriage
can someone please tell me what is up with the fumarriags I am really enterested to know not going to make fun of you just tell me about them how do you go about doing it do you get points for it someone please inform me thank you

Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

Drivers License
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ' Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh

I Am A Needy Bastard!
OK, Tessa and I got into an arguement last night because she took her ex-husband to the E.R. and I had not heard from her since the night before. She has memory issues, she forgets to call me or get ahold me. I know this, but I am not that way, I try to let her know where I go, how long I am going to be gone, all because I don't want to worry her. So, now it is about 8:30 pm, and I have not heard from her since last night about this time. So, I guess she showed me who the boss is and my place in life. I get to sit here and wonder what is going on. Um, I guess this is kind of important, I am not from Salt Lake and I don't know anyone around here. I don't have any friends or family, the only person I have is Tessa. So, when I don't hear from her, I sit here alone. I admit it, I am a needy bastard and I hate being alone. I hate sitting here in this apartment alone. Before she moved back in with her ex-husband, we spent every minute of every day together and the only time we did not

You ,me And Some Sapphire Gin
start off with a sip flip your hair back hand on your hip a little laugh a little dance another drink a new romance we'll let the night begin you and me and some sapphire gin pull me in and rip my shirt hold me close lift that skirt kick off your shoes stay awhile no need to drunk dial falling down dirty knees no need to beg please baby please cuz we'll let the night begin you and me and some sapphire gin oh what a world we're livin' in you and me and some sapphire gin

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Desperate ******************************************** Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGH! T YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0

Did You Know - December 07
Did You Know - December of 07 Some Birthday's and Events that most people probably don't know bout. "Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.” - Charles F. Kettering *December 2 nd - Painter Otto Dix (The Seven Deadly Sins) born in 1891. Many of his works tend toward the macabre, the results of his experiences in World War I & Advent *December 5 th - Director Fritz Lang (Metropolis, By Rocket to the Moon) born in Vienna in 1890 & Chanukah *December 9 th - Actor Kirk Douglas (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea) born in Amsterdam, NY in 1916. *December 12 th - Painter Edvard Munch (Painting: The Vampire) born in Norway in 1863. *December 13 th - Sculptor Stanislav Szukalski born in Warta, Poland in 1893. He believed all human culture derived from a single origin on Easter Island after the biblical Deluge of Noah. *December 16 th - Author Philip K. Dick (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?) born in 1928 in Chicago. *Decemb

Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, & she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, while visions of N-64 & Barbie, flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV, with a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee. So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter, which made her sigh, "Now what is the matter?" With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand, She descended the stairs, & saw the old man. He was covered with ashes & soot, which fell with a shrug, "Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug." "Ho Ho Ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake." "Your gift was especially difficult to make." "Thanks, Santa, but all I want is time alone." "Exactly!" he chuckled, "So, I've made you a clone." "A clone?" she muttered, "What good is that?" "Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit chat." Then out walked the clone - The mother'

Religion
Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are Taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the Year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My Birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime. How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily Understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, Just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in Which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid Of a couple of Santa's and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your Own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for su

Is There A Happy Place.
Today has been one of those days when nothing seems to go right. I feel like my best friend died kind of day. It feels like that everyone that I know just doesnt like me for some reason yes I get these days sometimes one is worse then another, but some how I get through it. I have been clean from Drugs now going on 22 months. Feb.17 2006 is my NA birthday. Yes it has been a very long road for me. One day at a time is how I have been taking things. Chating here in this Blog has given me a way to talk about what and how I feel. I dont mean to sound ungreatful because I am not. I am very thanksful for that people that I have in my life. Just sometimes it is hard to talk to them because they can be so.......... Whats the word that I am looking for ______?. Anyways thanks for letting me share here. Being clean without a sponcer is hard but at the momment I feel like I cant trust anyone to help me. Yes I do have my Higher Power to help lead me the right way. I guess that is something that

Easy Hobo Dinner
Ingredients * 4 medium potatoes, washed * 1 lb baby carrots * 1 small onion * 4 hamburger patties * Olive oil * Butter or margarine * Seasoning salt. * Pepper * 8Tbsp. water or beef broth Directions 1. Cut four large pieces of foil, large enough to wrap and seal each individual dinner. 2. Place hamburger patty in center of foil and sprinkle with seasoning salt and pepper. 3. Peel potatoes if desired, place one potato, cut into 8 pieces, ¼ of baby carrots, ¼ of onion on top of each patty. 4. Spritz with olive oil. Dot veggies with margarine or butter as desired. 5. Sprinkle with seasoning salt and pepper to desired taste. 6. As each meal is being wrapped, add one Tbsp of water or beef broth. Seal. 7. Bake on medium-hot grill or in camp fire for up to 1 hour. (Check after 30 minutes for desired tenderness.) 8. Remove from heat and allow to stand for 5 minutes before serving. 9. Can be eaten right ou

Romantic Chocolate Dinner For Two By The Moonlight
Ingredients * Seared Pork Tenderloin with Cocoa Spice Rub * 1 tablespoon whole white peppercorns * 1 tablespoon whole coriander * 4 1/2 tablespoons ground cinnamon * 2 teaspoons ground nutmeg * 1 teaspoon ground cloves * 3 1/2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa * 4 tablespoons sea salt, preferably gray * 2 (2-pound) boneless pork tenderloins * 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil * Preheat oven to 400 degrees. * In a medium saucepan over medium heat, toast white peppercorns and coriander seeds until they begin to pop. Remove from heat and grind to fine powder in a spice mill or coffee grinder. Mix the ground pepper and coriander with remaining spices, cocoa and salt. * Trim the pork tenderloins of fat and silver skin. Rub with a generous amount of the cocoa spice rub. Heat the olive oil in a large sauté pan over medium high heat until hot but not smoking. Sear each tenderloin on all sides until a rich brown color, about 2 mi

Miss Speaks
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dini

Contests!
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Watching
i just watched a movie called blad its an awsume movie but what i like about it is the swords that he weilds its better then a gun u fight with houner and knowladge, when u fight with a sword ur fighting for houner ur fighting for the truth ur fighting for freedom ur fighting for love ur fighting for all kinds of things and mainly to stay alive to me i rather die by a sword then by a gun, a gun is one shot one kill but at least with a sword u have a fighting chance to prove ur self to stay alive, and i like the way the sameri fought in those days the swords was made with houner and such feelings and u had to know how to weild one to use one, there long smooth and not always easy to use but at least u dies by the sword not by a gun that people use every day, some use it to kill for no reasone or over drugs even childreans lifes have been taken over stupied shit like that, so ya i like swords better at least, to some this may be dumb but if u really think of it what would u rather, b

Elizabeth Barrett Browning
By Elizabeth Barrett Browning How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints!---I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!---and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.

This Christmas
this christmas for all the girls and boys ready to open grandma and grandpas toys to be a kid again and relish those times playing football in the snow the adults drunk on wine and know the hair has turned grey the black and white of the local paper gives the play by play and the snow that once made frosty come to life is just a friggen hassle to get off my windshield to get off my windshield with the company bought knife only noe through the wine bloodshot eyes the true meaning of christmas does just arrive finally taking that 2nd job to keep up with mr and mrs jones knowing i got an an apartment their in their winter home putting on my pretend face better with them than to be alone .........to be cont.

When You've Decided Enough Is Enough...
...You've done everything, you've cried, you've screamed, you've yelled, you've gotten on your knees and prayed. You've suggested, counseling, GOD etc.. etc.. to NO AVAIL! You've done things you know your not proud of and people who love you would not be proud of all in the effort to, alleviate stress in your life but your realizing your just adding to your stress, exacerbating your problems. You realize, that it is not GOD'S WILL, that you continue down the path you're going, you have created seeds, that you want more for, but fooling yourself into believing everything will be OK as long as you are there to cultivate those seeds, is as bad as the things you're doing to obtain happiness. When intimacy is almost at a stand still, when the conversation is the same one over and over again. When the arguments are the same and the wheels continue to spin and you look up and your STILL in the same position you were from the VERY 1ST conversation and nothings gotten better.

If I Knew....
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be ! the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would ! give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do?" But ju

I Love You Richard "dick" Dunn!!! R.i.p. My Friend. You're Forever In My Heart And The Hearts Of Many.
So today is the 2 yr anniversary of one of my friends killing himself. It's been a hard day, a reflective day on my life. I dont think I've had a sad day like this in quite awhile. It makes you wanna take your friends and just hold onto them and make them know how much you appreciate them everyday. I saw Dick on Thanksgiving, a couple days before he died and I cant help but keep thinking about if I had said more to him or gotten him to open up to me a bit I could've helped. And that just makes me feel awful all the time. Things make me think about him everyday...and I dont think that's ever going to change. So I guess you wanna know what my advice is now? Dont ever let the little things get between you and a good friend cuz you never know when they're going to leave your life forever. I've tried so hard to keep my good friends over the years, but with everyone being so busy and work and bf/gfs, it's really hard but you have to put in the effort. you just have to cuz all you will

What I'm About!
Your overpowering need is to be independent and to direct your own life according to what you believe. Your dream is to become the leader of whatever field you enter. Whether it is in business, community, or in your general area of expertise, you are driven to be the reigning figure. You have the courage and the confidence to lead others. You believe firmly that your judgment is preeminent over all others. This gives you the confidence to make bold decisions and carry them out, even when other lives are greatly affected by what you do. You rarely look back once you have made a decision. You possess intelligence and wit. You are keenly insightful and are good at evaluating the abilities of others. You are supremely individualistic. In your manner and dress, you like to project your own unique persona. Consequently, you don't mind being controversial, and can even enjoy the attention and impact you have made on your surroundings. You dislike routines, or anything that limi

Passion We Embrace
Passion We Embrace by BlueWolf © Sweet sensual gestures Stroke over my skin Beneath your finger tips Love I could feel within Fingers fondled playfully With a tender touch Responding with smiles Eyes saying so much Within masculine hands Nothing went amiss Tongues tasted desires Aroused within a kiss Body language revealed Where fingers trace Feeling you feeling me Passion we embrace...... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Lucid Dreaming
[ Usenet FAQs | Search | Web FAQs | Documents | RFC Index ] Lars' Lucid Dreaming FAQ There are reader questions on this topic! Help others by sharing your knowledge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Message-ID: lucid-dreaming-faq_1084272547@rtfm.mit.edu> From: "Lars Rune Foleide" Subject: Lars' Lucid Dreaming FAQ Newsgroups: alt.dreams, alt.dreams.lucid, alt.out-of-body Summary: This FAQ answers Frequently Asked Questions about Lucid Dreaming. X-Posting-Frequency: weekly X-URL: http://lucidfaq.cjb.net X-Last-Updated: February 1999 Date: 11 May 2004 10:51:13 GMT Archive-name: dreams-faq/lucid-dreaming-faq Lucid Dreaming FAQ Table of Contents: 1. General 1.1. What is Lucid Dreaming? 1.2. In what stage of sleep does Lucid Dreaming occur? 1.3. Does Lucid Dreaming interfere with normal sleep? 1.4. What purposes can Lucid Dreaming serve? 1.5. Can anyone learn Lucid Dreaming? 1.6. What should I do once I'm

Another Inspiring Song
ALAN JACKSON LYRICS "A Woman's Love" I have known it And I have felt it I have known a woman's love And I have tasted And I have wasted A woman's love And I know I know I'll never understand it All the little things that make it grand and A woman's love And I know I know I'll never come face to face With anything that takes the place Of a woman's love Well I have kissed it Tried to resist it I have missed a woman's love And I have hated Taken for granted A woman's love And I know I know I'll never understand it All the little things that make it grand and A woman's love And I know I know I'll never come face to face With anything that takes the place Of a woman's love Well I have needed And I have pleaded And I have lost a woman's love And I have worshipped And I have cursed it A woman's love And I know I know I'll never understand it All the little things that make it grand A woman's love And I know I know I'll never come to face

Important...
Ok for those that were wondering, I went to Court Yesterday for the custody case. I WON!!! Sole, Legal and Physical Custody!!! He was still locked up, and apparently facing state prison. In fact, he knows the system, AND knows that in order to be at a court date (other then those appointed for crimes charged,) he has to arrange it. He didn't even take the time to do that. I guess he doesnt care as much as he says he does. January 3rd we set up visitation. So thats good, one less thing for me to worry about. Now that I have full custody and I know that my girls are safe and wont be fucked with, I've made a decision. On Monday the 4th I'm going into the Army Recruiters office. If things go well I'm going to re-enlist. I'll be leaving my daughters with their grandma while I go off to basic. Once I'm done with basic, I'll be able to live off base, and have my girls live with me. At this point in time, I'm not exactly sure if I'm going, or when if I'm able to. So I will keep everyone po

Just Me (poem)
November 30, 2007 Dedicated to my ex, Julio Cruz I will not break, I will not fall Not this time, you will not have it all I gave you my heart, mind, body & soul You have slowly tried to turn it to coal Slowly I'm getting smarter, getting wise I am trying my damnedest to not believe your lies You ripped out my heart, time and again When all I ever wanted was to be your friend I'm tired of hurting, tired of the pain Tired of your obsessive, asinine game I'm walking away and not looking back Trying to live my life with a little more tact Making wiser choices, keeping my life going right I'm tired of everything being a constant fight Watching this chapter of life as it slowly ends Hope on the horizon, as a new one beings I will hold my head high and walking the path With the knowledge that soon I'll look back and laugh What a fool I have been and a fool I will be But that's just life, that's just me

Why Thank You??? Mmm
I just found out someone has entered me in the most kissable person on fubar contest. That's very sweet of you and i've been kissed 120 times? wow thank you!!! if you like to kiss me then go to this blog below and read the rules. The most kissable contest don't worry, all kisses send are anon. so?? if i'm your crush then let me know by kissing me anon.

Rant 3, The Edge/batista/taker Title Picture
OK So we're headed to Armageddon here in about 2 weeks. We had the feud that started the road to WM 23, Batista and the Undertaker, headed toward what seemed to be a natural conclusion during Survivor Series...and suddenly here comes Edge, who decimates 'Taker, helping Batista get the win. Then we had the big revelation last week that Vickie Guerrero(??!!) allowed that to take place to help Edge get an opportunity at the WHC this week! SPOILER ALERT: IF YOU HAVE NOT YET SEEN THIS WEEK'S SMACKDOWN, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER, WAIT TIL YOU DO SEE IT! Now Edge had his match tonight, and Taker interfered leading to not only Teddy Long's return, but also a match at the Armageddon PPV on 12/16 where Batista, Edge and Taker will face off in a Triple Threat. Is this right? Sure. Why? Think about it - Edge never lost the Heavyweight Title, but was forced to vacate it due to injury. So he has a right to that title. Then you have the continuing issue betwe

Sarge
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, "Sarge". The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price. A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. "What happened to ole Sarge?" he asked. "Had to shoot him," grumbled the General. "A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all he would do was sit on his ass and bark."

Things A Dream Woman Says:
1. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 2. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 3. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 4. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 5. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 6. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 7. I'll be out painting the house. 8. I love it when you play golf on Sundays; I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. 9. Honey... Our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again. Come see! 10. No, No, I'LL take the car to have the oil changed. 11. Your mother is way better than mine. 12. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs. 13. I understand fully...... Our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 14. Christ, not the mall again. Come on, let's go to that new strip joint! 15. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't y

New Uknown Poem
The deepest oceans the darkest skies what brings these tears to my eyes is it sadness? or is it pain? Cant seem to feel the rain. numbness surrounds me in so many ways looking for better brighter days its not long before what is unknown life alone is what you make. Pain as a way of saying your alive If so then why do i feel dead? So many questions to answer to little time I do not know what is become of me. Soon it looks like insanity Loosing my mind everywhere i go. never to think what I'll do. I cant see light its too dark not in my mind but in my heart. so i say what i say do what i do. what we do is already chosen even tho it hasn't occurred yet.

Dear James
james. wow so i heared through through the grape vive you brought traina a ring i dong know if im suppose to know or not but i cant keep secerts good job i never saw two people moore compataatable keep her babe... i do love u i have never cared about some one as i do u in the ways i do... okay lover her and keep her... anyway i miss u and u i hope u two come back around.....

Friendship (perhaps)
Today, I was visiting "Girlish K", who was "Girlish Snowish" at the moment. Her friend Iris got my attention for a moment. Someone had sent her this parable. I have seen the parable before and love it. It should be shared for its magical and enduring understanding of love. TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND N

Darkness
I had a dream, which was not all a dream. The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars Did wander darkling in the eternal space, Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air; Morn came, and went and came, and brought no day, And men forgot their passions in the dread Of this desolation; and all hearts Were chill'd into a selfish prayer for light: And they did live by watchfires - and the thrones, The palaces of crowned kings, the huts, The habitations of all things which dwell, Were burnt for beacons; cities were consumed, And men were gathered round their blazing homes To look once more into each other's face; Happy were those who dwelt within the eye Of the volcanos, and their mountain-torch: A fearful hope was all the world contain'd; Forest were set on fire but hour by hour They fell and faded and the crackling trunks Extinguish'd with a crash and all was black. The brows of men by the despairing ligh

Good Deeds
I think I have done way to many good deeds lately. LOL. I said I would watch my cousins daughter lastnight while she ran her boy into the ER. He was messing around..jumped off of somthing and ran his teeth through his lip. I didn't get to see him..she just dropped the girl off and ran off. The ER didn't do nothing for him though. I figured it probably wasn't that bad. They are the type who runs to the ER for anything.. like fevers..etc. I am the cheap type..even though we got insurance.. I don't like to pay the deductible..etc. unless I have to. People like that is why insurance has changed so much. Anyways, watched her til midnight. What a long day yesterday was. Up at 4am til 1230.. or so. Anyways, was enjoying sleeping in..when the neighbor woman came over to use our phone. This is like the 4th time this month shes done this. All I can do to keep my mouth shut and not tell her to get a phone. I think they don't to avoid bill collectors. I have had one call here like 3

Shopping
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a parti cular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goe

Bullshit
why is it that all people want to do is treat the people closest to them like shit and expect to be treated like gold. Someone very close to me keeps promising to open up cuz they are like a brick wall and keep everything in well she was suppose to open up three days ago and still hasnt. you know some people want you to back off before they open up.which i can understand but when i back off i get nothing. if you make a promise then keep it if not dont make it cause all that makes you is a liar. why say your gonna do something then not do it. you know this person wanted me to back off and i did and diddnt say anything about her promise for three days and nothing has been said. then to top it all off this person has a fubar page and has all these pictures, now let me remind you she is the most important person to me, and there is not one picture of me anywhere on her page. thats bullshit how can you be close to someone and not even admit that they mean something to you no matter how much

Rudolph The Red-nosed Cupcake
Your family will shout with glee at the sight of this fun and simple treat --a cupcake fashioned after a certain Christmas Eve sleigh guide. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: A cooled cupcake (baked from your favorite recipe) Chocolate frosting Round, red lollipops (we used a Blow Pop) M&M's candies Black decorators' gel frosting Pretzels Red shoestring licorice 1. To make one, first frost a cooled cupcake (baked from your favorite recipe) with chocolate frosting. 2. Unwrap a round, red lollipop (we used a Blow Pop), trim the stem slightly, and stick it into the center of the cupcake for Rudolph's very shiny nose. 3. For eyes, set 2 M&M's candies in place, then dot them with black decorators' gel frosting. Carefully break large thin pretzels into antler shapes (this may take some practice!) and insert them into the top of the cupcake. Finally, add a short piece of red shoestring licorice for a mouth.

Santa Claus Cupcakes
Heading down the chimney? Be careful how many of these tempting Santa cupcakes you eat! RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Cupcake White and red icing Mini marshmallow Shredded coconut Blue and pink gel icing Red candy 1. Frost the cupcake with a layer of white icing. Add the red frosting hat, curving it around the side of Santa's face, and a marshmallow pom-pom. 2. Sprinkle on a ring of coconut to make Santa's beard and hair. Draw on his eyes and cheeks with gel icing, then top it all off with a red candy nose.

Edible Ornament Cupcake
These delectable decorations are just the treat for a holiday tree-trimming party. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Cupcakes Colorful frosting Red and green candy such as M&Ms Mini Reeses Peanut Butter Cups Pretzels 1. To make them, frost a batch of cooled cupcakes (baked from your favorite recipe) with colorful frosting. 2. Decorate with festive icing and candies (we used red and green M&Ms Minis), then top each one with a miniature Reeses Peanut Butter Cup and a pretzel piece for an ornament hanger. Don't forget to save one for Santa.

Got Mead?
Allen (my roommate) and I started our first batch of Mead last night. It is our first attempt at brewing anything. It was late last night when we started it. We pitched the yeast, and let it sit. Woke up this morning about 8, and the yeast was VERY active! We got it racked, and it smells sooooo good even at this early stage. In a few weeks, we will rack it again. It's exciting. 5 gallons of Mead on the way! I've gotten a few tips and ideas from close friends, and from a guy at the local brew shop. Everyone is so helpful. That's a great thing. People are willing to give advice and teach from their mistakes. No one keeps many secrets, but willing to tell their own personal secrets from their experience. This has been a good experience so far, and the journey has just begun. I'll keep everyone updated.

A Fantasy
I had a dream about you also you were with just with bra and panties on, so i took you flung you on that giant 4 poster bed...I tied your wrists and feet with satin rope ever so soft and smooth, yes your legs were spread very very wide on that big bed and i could see your panties already getting moist, but to finish my fantasy i blindfolded you and i told you that tonight was your nite i just wanted to give you pleasure. i started to kiss you our tongues play and we kissed hard and started to bite each others lips that gave us erotic pleasure, i played with those sweet suck able and chewable breasts till i saw u starting to thrust your hips up to me you needed to be touched now i saw your nipples oh so hard i sucked them and chewed them till i heard loud moans, i looked down at your panties and they were so soaked i think you had came already from just kissing. So now is your time lover i will make you cum and cum then cum again, i take my hands and starting t

Read It And Wake Up!!
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 >>hours in >> a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of >>coffee. A >>professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front >>of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and >>empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then >>asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The >>professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. >>He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas >>between the golf balls . He then asked the students again if the jar >>was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a >>box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up >>everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students >>responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then >>produced two cups of coffee from under the table and pour

Great Day
Hope everyone has a great day :) Not much going on here so I suppose I will do some housework and maybe rake up the last of the leaves... unless someone wants to distract me from it. If ya say hi and I don't answer, call the cell :)

Nyc Teachers On Their Students' Report Cards
These comments made by NYC teachers on their students' report cards. All teachers were reprimanded! 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a village of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't here. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.

Thankfulness , Gratefulness ???
Isnt this what all should be about Holiday season, but also thru out the yr too. Giving Caring , loving , gennioruos , over looking small disopointments to change the outcome to be a meaniful experience.. and making new friends and memories to hold dear to ones hearts . We should never take life for granted. Life is to short. I know this well.. I keep getting little reminders all time for God ..Hugs all diana..

Radar Guns
A permanent fix for radar speed guns.... Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea. Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style: "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical comput

Already?
i missed some of this....disappeared before i could capture it: ->The Carver: it isn't required to have a conversation The Carver: sorry im not hot ->The Carver: sorry i'm married The Carver: sorry im not hot female ->The Carver: yes and not turning it on ->The Carver: it isn't required to have a conversation the part i missed was him asking: "can i ask a favor" lol...and it isn't even noon yet.

Come Kiss Me..i Love It Xoxo
Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game. I mark my tags in a way that I will recognize, so cheating isn't

If You Had Me Alone............
IF Y0U HAD ME ALONE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R0OM F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE C0ULD D0 WHATEVER Y0U WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INB0X... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REP0ST THIS IN Y0UR BULLETIN... Y0U MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESP0NSES Y0U GET. THEY C0ULD MAKE YOU LAUGH 0R EVEN SMILE .. L0L. IF Y0U D0NT REP0ST THIS Y0U ARE A C0WARD. REP0ST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE

Matters Of The Heart.
Matter of the heart, Are hard to define. Is it because the heart is changing all the time? Are those who are truly in love, Experts of the heavens above? Or do they understand that there is growth and change, For two people whom care. Did they make some kind of pack, To stay together no matter what? Do they know how to define those matters of the heart, Or are they just wise? My heart confuses me, It sometimes scares me. I can not define, What my heart holds inside. All I know is this, It doesn't understand love. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Patience-take That
Just have a little patience I'm still hurting from a love I lost, I'm feeling your frustration. Any minute all the pain will stop. Just hold me close inside your arms tonight, Don't be too hard on my emotions Cause I need time. My heart has no feeling. So while I'm still healing, Just try and have a little patience. I really wanna start over again, I know you wanna be my salvation. The one that I can always depend. I'll try to be strong. Believe me, I'm trying to move on, It's complicated but understand me. Cause I need time, My heart is numb has no feeling, So while I'm still healing, Just try and have a little patience, Cause these scars run so deep, It's been hard, But I have to believe in me.

Because We're Women-joyce Stevens
BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN Because women's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we're the first to get the sack and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and if we get bashed we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we're nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we're nymphos and if we don't we're frigid and if we love women it's because we can't get a 'real' man and if we ask our doctor too many questions we're neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect community care for children we're selfish and if we stand up for our rights we're aggressive and 'unfeminine' and if we don't we're typical weak females and if we want to get married we're out to trap a man and if we don't we're unnatural and because we still can't get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can't cope or don't want a pregnancy we're made to feel guilty about abortion and ….

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Echoed noises, Distant voices chattering, ringing in my ear. My arms, crossed A rush of fear. Alone, once again. without my best friend. Another lonely day nighttime on its way. Shadows dance On the ground. The sun departs, no longer found. Silence. I sit alone Waiting by the phone. Filled with hope Trying to cope. Another day arrives, darkness subsides. Days fly, months go by. Occasionally a face shines in a crowd or a long line. An image of you a dream, so true. Vanishes, reminding me you are only a memory now.

My Rose
If I had a rose It would sit inside a glass Steeped in the clearest water But dying, nevertheless Everyday Its petals would fall daily To drift slowly down onto the ground Their final resting place Beside the glass Where their living counterparts Still reside Those fallen petals of the rose Are nothing But Little fragments of beauty Destroyed and broken Left to gather dust Day by day my rose would wither Losing colour, losing blood And the air, empty of its sweet scent Weeps for beauty fled with life Taking with it The joy it brings And leaving only Memories Of the joy that it once brought And if I had a rose I’d kill it before it dies Like I wish that I could kill love Before I can have a chance to cry

Accepting Failure
Learning, accepting that I'm human Yes I make mistakes I hurt others My imperfections obvious Yes I am blemished I have scars I am responsible for failure Yes I am guilty I have big shoulders If it's to be it's up to me If it's not It's because of me Who's shoulders do I cry on When all is said and done Who will understand? Remember? I fell from your pedestal I didn’t ask to be placed so high Esteemed I have fallen, Your hurt? What about me I shattered, scattered When you didn’t catch me Yes it is my fault I accept my failure What about me? DAMN YOU, what about me?

Hottest Bi-female On Fubar Contest
Im in the hottest bi-female contest. Please come show me lots of luv. Tennessee Tiger is the host so please show her lots of love to. It ends Dec. 7. Please go vote for me, here is the link,

Friends List
Hey all...I saw someone else going through their friends list and I thought "HEY, that's a good idea!" So, it's about time to edit the list again. If you wanna stay on but we haven't talked, or we haven't spoken in a while, drop me a line. Thanks :D

"justlaurie"
Although you may have already read a previous written blogof mine about her, I wanted to write a new one because she doesn't use the other profile anymore due to some "Fubaric" problems. lol The last blog I wrote was under "SassyOne", if you care to go back and read it. Laurie and I met through an old friend and I'm so very glad we did! You'll see most of the time on our pages, we call each other "Sis". No, we're not related by blood but our friendship has tied us as such and so, it carries through our little notes to one another. :) She does everything she can to put/keep a smile on people's faces. If you take a look at her profile, you will see that she is very creative, noticing the different tags she makes for friends and sometimes even uses pictures of real life objects to create the tags she makes, which makes it even more priceless! Photography is a big interest of hers of which you'll notice when you go to her pic albums. Being a volunteer with her local fire company is anot

Fatherless Children
The fathers featured in this article are all in Senator Linda Berglin's district which is good because she one of the biggest opponents to shared parenting legislation. We all know shared parenting laws would make our laws fairer for the unfortunate families that decide to separate but people like Linda Berglin are stuck on the funding gap that the Child Support Crack brings in to the States general budget, $2.1 Billion in the last 5 years. Bogus I know but that is our reality. Linda's main issue is she basically doesn't want to cut off all the single parents addicted to the Child Support Crack she pushes. While Linda and her fellow legislators continue to balance our states budget with federal funding dollars that oppresses citizens rights, it's hard to overlook how her district has the highest rate of crime and homocides and how it relates to the statistic that children of fatherless homes are more likely to be incarcerated or commit a crime. So while she continues to ignore the r

Stickam On Fubar
This will help you get your Stickam account posted on your profile. You may use the same process to add the cams to lounges as well. Start by going to Stickam.com and create your account. Once the account is created and you have come back to your homepage, you will need to start the webcam through Stickam before anything else is done. In order to do this, you will need to click on Go Live. When the feed starts, you have the option to let Everyone, Memebers or Friends view. Keep in mind that these are Stickam options only and not everyone on fubar has a Stickam account, so choose Everyone to allow fubar member to see your cam once you are streaming live. Now, click on Start Chat. When the chat starts, you will need to click on Allow in order for your cam and sound to broadcast. Your chat will then start showing your video feed. Once this is done, minimize the Stickam Chat window and go back to your Stickam Homepage. Once there, scroll down to

A Soldier
I was that which others did not want to be. I went where others feared to go, and did what others failed to do. I asked nothing from those who gave nothing and reluctantly accepted the thought of eternal loneliness…should I fall. I have seen the face of terror; felt the stinging cold of fear; and enjoyed the sweet taste of a moments love. I have cried, pained, and hoped…but most of all, I have lived times others would say were best forgotten At least someday I will be able to say that I was proud of what I was…A soldier. Author Unknown

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven (2001-911
Two thousand one, nine eleven Three thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the golden gate, Thousands more appear in wait  A bearded man with stovepipe hat Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat" They settle down in seats of clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomers said, "Your dream still lives."  Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green they say: "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomers said, "You did not die in vain."  >From a man on sticks one could hear: "The only thing we have to fear...", The Newcomers said, "We know the rest, trust us sir, we've passed that test."  "Courage doesn't hide in caves", You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before A distinct Yankees' twang from Hyannisports' shores

Another One I've Known For Years
Love Letter Dearest One, I love you, darling, indeed I do I love you dear, so please be true Of all the boys I've ever met You are the one I can't forget Your heart is like a pot of gold Hard to catch and hard to hold In my dreams our lips have met Just you wait, I'll get you yet If I go to heaven and you're not there I'll paint your face on the golden stair So all the angels will know and see What you, my love, mean to me If you're not there by judgement day I'll know you've gone the other way I'll give the angels back their wings Golden harp and everything To prove to you my love is true I'll go to hell to be with you.

A Simple Thank You By Stuart Margel
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded  flag, but did not put two and two together. After we’d boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant,  who’d been invited to sit in First Class (and was seated across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. “No,” he responded. “Heading out?” I asked. “No. I’m escorting a soldier home.” “Going to pick him up?” “No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I’m taking him home to his family.” The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn’t know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the  soldier’s family and felt as if he did know them after so many conversations in so few days. I turned back  to him, extended my hand, and said, “Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do.” Upon landi

Something I Wrote A Long Time Ago
I have looked into the depths of my own soul and have seen the true horror of the evil that good men are capable of in the name of God and country. I have witnessed atrocities that have seared my soul and I have done many things in the name of duty, and survival, that I will have to answer for on my judgment day. I am one of the few willing to risk not only my life, but my sanity, and in the very end my soul as well. I do this so that incredibly opinionated ignorance can flourish in my homeland. It seems to me that the only ones that speak out are the ones that truly don’t know what they are talking about. Sure, they read the paper and watch the news, however, they fail to realize that the news papers and news media are all about one thing and one thing only – making a profit. In my opinion they will report only enough to boost their ratings and spin anything they can into a scandal. If one looks back to the beginning of the war, when public opinion supported the it, the media reported

Scotty Doesn't Know
Band : Lustra Song & Lyrics : Lustra Hey!!!!!! Scotty doesn't know, That Fionna and me, Do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him shes in church, But she doesn't go, Still shes on her knees, and... Scotty doens't know, oh. Scotty doesn't know-oh. So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know. SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY! Fionna says shes out shopping, But shes under me and I'm not stopping. Cuz Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know. So don't tell Scotty. Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... DON'T TELL SCOTTY! I can't believe he's so trusting, While I'm right behind you thrusting. Fionna's got him on the phone, and she's trying not to moan. It's a three way call, and he knows nothing. NOTHING!!! Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Don't tell Scotty. Cuz Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY! We'll put on a show, everyo

.cocaine.
She lies there so pure, looks you dead in the eye Anticipation alone is enough to get high Temptation prevails, time to say your goodbyes Nose to the straw, straw to the line... If you come face-to-face with that sparkling white dust You'll soon see why turning away is a must Disguised as true love, only sinister lust Abandons the souls who have given their trust... You beg for more until you can't go on This is when I have won. So go on and give in to your weakness, it's your only sin.

Aerosmitih-crazy
Come Here baby You know you drive me up a wall the way you make good on all the nasty tricks you pull Seems like we're makin' up more than we're makin' love And it always seems you got somn' on your mind other than me Girl, you got to change your crazy ways You hear me Say you're leavin' on a seven thirty train and that you're headin' out to Hollywood Girl you been givin' me that line so many times it kinda gets like feelin' bad looks good That kinda lovin' Turns a man to a slave That kinda lovin' Sends a man right to his grave... [Chorus:] I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy You turn it on Then you're gone Yeah you drive me Crazy, crazy, crazy, for you baby What can I do, honey I feel like the color blue... You're packin' up your stuff and talkin' like it's tough and tryin' to tell me that it's time to go But I know you ain't wearin' nothin' underneath that overcoat And it's all a show That kind of lovin' Makes me wanna pull Down the shade, yeah

Just Thinking
Life has a funny way of doing things. It can give you the one you thought was the love of your life, take them away just to show you someone eles that you could be intrested in. Life affects and treats everyone diffrently. There is no way that we can judge another person by what they have done or was disitions they have made. We have not lived the life or know whats going through there head. No matter how many times and how many diffrent ways they try to explain things you can never know the hole situation. No mater how much u think you know someone or how long you have been in there lives your not there every second of every day. You wernt raised like them or experinced the good and bad things they have. All you can do is try to understand and move on. Whats done is done. The future is a hard thing to predict. It can be easy and everything can go right or the worst possible things can happen. Sometimes we have control of it and sometimes we just have to go with the flow. Either way ou

I Really Am A Simple Girl
I was thinking about this the other day about 3 thing I've never really had and it is actually almost depressing. 1. Someone special to kiss when the bell rings in the new year. 2. Someone special who'll send me flowers on Valentine's. HOT Myspace Layouts 3. Someone special who'll treat me like a queen on my birthday. I guess the other holidays don't mean as much to me as those. Kinda wierd isn't it. I mean Christmas is special and all, but that is a whole family event. I don't know.. just rambling again..

Drama!
I went home on leave to relieve all stress I had of my deployment and yet I come home to more stress. I come home to drama and I fucking hate drama. If you are reading this and that means you really give a shit about my friendship I am laying down the rules. I am here to escape the deployment life, I come to flirt and to be honest I am not here to hook up or have internet sex, I have done it in the past and now I choose to change. I am going to live a better life and I asking for is friendship, no drama, or see yourself out the door and make sure it hits you on the way out. Thank You.

This May Seem Fucked Up But...oh Well
okay this is gonna seem a little fucked up to some people but i don't fucking care....... i hear people worried about aids so fucking much......goddamn it.....i don't know why it pisses me off.i guess it's when they say shit like "it's living with a death sentence."........hey fuck heads all of us are living with a death sentence and it's called LIFE....yes we are born to die folks..as we are born we all must die....everyone dies from something...no one lives forever.......my thing is ...fuck without a condom.it's ok..now and days you can live like 20 years with aids hell even longer....condoms suck anyway........my mom died from cancer and she never bitched about having it..nor did she stop smoking.fuck it she knew she was gonna die.......she kept doing what she enjoyed doing.......i know that one day.a day i can't predict....i too will die........so why be all fucking goody too shoes about life....drink beer,do drugs,get into fights,drive drunk,have alot of unprotected sex,eat as

I Am No Where Near An Upper Class Snob What A Joke
Mark What You Have: [x] Mother [x]Father [x] Step-Father [] Step-Mother [] Step-Sister [x] Step Brother [x] Brother [x] Brother In Law [x] Sister [x] Sister In Law [x] Half sister [x] Half brother [x] Nephew [x] Niece [] Boyfriend [] Girlfriend [x] Mobile phone [x] Own bathroom [x] Own Room [] have a Swimming pool [] Hot tub []Guest room [x] Living Room [x] Computer [x] TV Total so far: 18 [x] Full size or bigger bed [x] More than 8 pairs of shoes [x] Sunglasses [x] Watch [x] MP3 Player/iPod [] PS3 or PS2 that works [] Xbox that works [] PSP that works [x] Gameboy/ Advance ( im a nerd) haha [] Gamecube [] Wii [] Laptop Total so far: 24 [] basketball hoop [] Air hockey table [] Pool table [] Ping pong table [] Foosball table Total so far: 24 [x] Nightstand [x] Stereo in bedroom [x]DVD player in your bedroom total so far: 27 [] Goes shopping at least once a week [] Expensive cologne/perfume [x] AIM/MSN [x] Camera on pho

Poems I Wrote Still Need Editing Big Time
She didnt know The sparkle in her eyes lite up the room The laughter she let out freed your soul The smile on her face shined brightly The way she said her words gave you hope You knew she was the one and only you knew how much you loved her knew life without her would not be living at all but you never told her. the sparkle went out the laughter stoped the smile dimmed and her words were without meaning because she didnt know. Yet I sill love you You lie! You tell me you love me You are a cheater a person capable of tearing out my heart I knew what kind of person you were I still fell hard for you I love you unconditionally you hurt me tell me what you think I want to hear you give me false hope I fell under your spell I cant fight the hold you have over me I let you hurt me , abuse me I cant help it I love you and I would let you destroy me I dont even know why Hoping, praying that I didnt make a sudden move that will set yo

How Every Girl Should Be Treated
o every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Just Been Busy
Yeah, I know that I've been pretty silent lately. Well, I've been busy with crap at home and crap at work, and well, you are beginning to see the picture I imagine. I have a divorce date!! Jan 29, 2008 and I will party after it goes final. Of course, custody issues likely will not be finished by then, but that's just the way things go. However, I won't stress, I will do what I can from there. Work is the same pain in the arse it's always been. Preferred coworkers get to do whatever they wish with impunity as long as the lead likes them. I guess I'm the wrong gender. Instead I'm told I set the bar too high. Well, just because I'm damn good at what I do and I've the hardest area to work, I can't keep it all up forever. I'm looking forward to when the agreement runs out and I can start looking again. Had fun volunteering at my son's school and apparently, the school liked having me. Now they are looking to find a way to have me working for the district. Get my resume dusted of

Jessica
Well.. My daughter is now 1 C.T.meter Dilated, Which got me very excited. Shes been having cramps on & off for a couple of days..shes not due til Dec 12th, but something tells me shes going to have her earlier than she thinks. Her Doctor said the same. Heres a pic of her she took yesterday This is her Now And I remember her at this age.. My daughter w/ My friend Paul God time Flies....

Kisses
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. S

Dear Senator Sarbanes, 
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC, 20510  Dear Senator Sarbanes,  As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance.  I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.  My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S.Citizen to illegal  alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which  you voted.  If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do  to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.  I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process 

New To Fubar
I'm just wondering about this rating photos. sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone but it is my opinion. At least I am giving my honest opinion not telling someone thier a 10 when they are a 5. I would like an honest opinion, not people rating me a 1 because I rated them a 3. come on people. why you going to block someone just because they told you the truth

I Forgot
I Forgot to say I LOVE YOU..... when angry words came and made demands you were'nt ready to meet. I Forgot to say i love you when the hurt inside grew and the only pain i could feel was my own..... I Forgot to say i love you when tears began to fall and stubborn pride led me to close my heart to yours..... I Forgot to say i love you when you said, maybe it was best that we go our separate ways and disbelief washed over me....... I Forgot to say i love you when you turned to leave; when i could have reached out but didn't because my pain clouded my judgement..... I Forgot to say i love you when the door closed and all that remained was silence and my quiet tears..... I Forgot to tell you how much joy you brought into my life, i Forgot to tell you that you were the most interesting part of my day, i Forgot to tell you that a day without you left something empty inside me. i Forgot to tell you how i thrilled to the sight of your sweet smile and the sound

Im Thankful For The Men & Women Of The Armed Forces
;Date: Dec 01, 2007 5:13 PMYou stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall a

As I Sit In Total Darkness
AS I SIT IN TOTAL DARKNESS WITH NO KIND OF SPARK MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED IN THE DARKNESS OF SLUMBER I AM LIKE A LOST PERSON WHO LIFE ALWAYS SEEMS TO WORSEN AS I GO ON IN LIFE MY HEART IS CUT WITH A KNIFE AS THE TIME GOES BY ALL I CAN DO IS CRY I FEEL LIKE A LOST SHEEP WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WEEP SURE ON THE OUTSIDE I LOOK HAPPY BUT DEEP INSIDE I FEEL CRAPPY I FEEL LIKE A VILIAN WITH NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY FEELING AN EMPTY FEELING IN MY HEART AS MY LIFE KEEPS FALLING APART I STAY HERE IN THE DARKNESS WITH NO WHERE TO LOOK FOR A SPARK I LOOK AROUND AT THE REST AND SEE THEM ABLE TO REST BUT HERE I SIT ALWAYS FEELING LIKE SHIT I TRY TO DO MY BEST BUT END UP IN A MESS

Numb
No feeling in any of my limbs But in my heart, I sense you You touch me, I feel nothing Yet my inner self tingles My imagination thrills You whisper, words of lust I tremble, lengthen and unfold Nibble, suck and tongue thrust Edible folds and juicy points found You moan and whimper in must My entire body may be numb But my feelings are strong I feel you, my love; in my heart My soul breathes your name Nostrils, skin thrill at your proximity I ache for your touch, unfelt but known Intent is meant and well enjoyed Sexuality oozes from me to you Pleasure is liquid, wetness sought Minds and erogenous zones well met Soon my love Fantasy will turn into reality I will no longer be numb But will be fulfilled By your actual loving touch

Few New Pics
Hey all... just wanted to say hello and hope everyone is having a good Saturday. Been snowing here and had some freezing rain... so it was a good day to pull out the footie jammies... so go check out the new pics in that folder... and there are a few in the default folder and two in my "Kids" folder. Hope ya'll have a great evening and I should be on later! MUAH! ~Beth~

The Human Body
The Human Body The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in t he heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 second s. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of

Girlfriends
POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS Someone will always be prettier. Some will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances. Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes~~~~ might be lonely. And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing." So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!" "Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen." Be "blessed" ladies~~~~~ and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to s

Living With Terry
I AM NOW LIVING WITH TERRY AND ITS A CONFUSING THING I OFTEN WONDER WHY THIS SWEET GENTEL MAN LOVES ME OR EVEN WHY HE HAS CHOOSEN TO WALK THIS PATH OF LIFE WITH ME ITS A ROLLER COASTER RIDE AND ITS MORE THRILLING THAN ANY RIDE I HAVE EVER ROAD EACH DAY BRINGS NEW DELIGHTS AND STRENGTHS OUR LOVE THAT WE SHARE SUCH A POWERFUL LOVE FOR TWO PPL TO HAVE EACH NIGHT HAS BROUGHT MORE PASSION THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED I LOVE HIM SO AND THANK GOD DAILY THAT HE HAS BROUGHT HIM INTO MY LIFE I LOVE YOU TERRY

Time
TiMe To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. The origin of this letter is u

Leveling Me
I want to say thanks to those who helped me level this afternoon. I really appreciate it. My fubar started messing up, and then the maint thing came up so I could not do anything on fubar. Then when I get back on I see that the bar tab is cleared so I have no idea who helped level me except a few that I have already thanked. If you helped level me please leave a comment that you did so I can return the love, and thank you. PS: I know who most are once I see the names.... Kenneth

Thought For The Day... 12/01/07
"A friend who is far away is sometimes much nearer than one who is at hand." "Is not the mountain far more awe-inspiring and more clearly visible to one passing through the valley than to those who inhabit the mountain?" - (Kahlil Gibran) and of course my horoscope.. lol You've got quite a lot to think about today and your mental state is perfect for rearranging priorities and coming up with new options to help you adapt to the changing circumstances of life.

Personality
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP) Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Native Commandments
Treat the Earth and all that dwell thereon with respect. Remain close to the Great Spirit. Show great respect for your fellow beings. Work together for the benefit of all Mankind. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed. Do what you know to be right. Look after the well being of mind and body. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good. Be truthful and honest at all times. Take full responsibility for your actions. Let us greet the dawn of a new day when all can live as one with nature and peace reigns everywhere. Oh Great Spirit, bring to our brothers the wisdom of Nature and the knowledge that if her laws are obeyed this land will again flourish and grasses and trees will grow as before. Guide those that through their councils seek to spread the wisdom of their leaders to all people. Heal the raw wounds of the earth and restore to our soul the richness which strengthens men's bodies and makes them wise in their councils. Bring to all the

For Fux Sake! (repost)
Ya know, here lately I've been getting some comments. I really try to be nice to the commenters, but I can only take so much. I'm not going to say what was said or who said it and all that happy junk. Some of you can take this as a warning. Rant 1: I understand fully that this is an adult site. However, some things that have been said aren't very mature. I have mentioned that I really didn't appreciate what was said. But one would hope that people would realize that before it's said. Which ties into and leads to... Rant 2: Ok, Yes I have ONE NSFW pic of myself. It's put there for fun, as I do enjoy fun. I will NOT post more unless I choose to, please, please, PLEASE, do not beg or ask for more. If you don't like the fact that I don't have more up, go find someone else who has more and stop bitching at me. NSFW pic now leads to... Rant 3: Just because I have this ONE NSFW pic, does NOT mean I am here for your pleasure! I will openly admit, I am a tease! I am a flirt! I try

For Fux Sake 2
The previous post was written a couple months ago. I have reposted it due to the fact that obviously I can't get through some thick skulls. Or there are those who have not been able to read it. Changes since the original post have been few. I still get comments, even more now than before because I have had to mark my personal images for friends of family only. Those who don't like it... I don't care! If you don't like the fact that you can't see anymore than what I have put out there, move the fuck on! Another thing that bothers the hell out of me... constant sex talk! Now, don't get me wrong, I love sex. Really, talking about it, making jokes, flirting, doing the act. It's all good however, if that's ALL you find interesting in life, again... move the fuck on! I never could understand living a life based solely on sex. It would bore me after a while. There are other things in life to enjoy. For me, it is a new found act of a life long interest, photography. I know I'm not th

Let's Play Baby Games On A Site For Toddlers!!!!
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! DJ BigDawg69~ C... M, 49 United States remove friend subject: ANYONE UP FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT ? (repost) date: 2007-12-01 12:04:33 If I can get 10 People to participate, How about a 7 Day Blast or a Months VIP ? ( You Must Have A Verified Salute To Enter ) Each person Will Enter a Picture of their choice. Each Picture Rate is worth 10 Points - ANYONE CAN RATE YOUR PIC BUT Heres the twist ONLY THE PICTURE ENTRANT, "YOU" Can Bomb The Picture. NO FAMILY GROUP ENTRANTS, You may belong to a family BUT A Family Group will not be entered into this contest. It realy wouldnt matter anyways since only YOU are allowed to bomb your picture, and everyone else can only rate. NO CONFEDERATE Bombers will be allowed entered into this contest. I will start the contest as soon as I can get 10 Entrants ( Earliest will be Midnight Tonight )or I get tired of waiting, The Contest Will run 72 Hrs After the Start. ONLY ONE ENTRY PE

Breakfast
i decided today that i fucking love oatmeal.... i had some oatmeal for breakfast and i mixed in butter and brown sugar and raisins and almonds,.. and FUCKIN SHIT! i dare you to eat that and tell me you don't love it,.. i fucking dare you,.. i am very passionate about food, i know. but hey it's cold outside for most of us,.. so right away,..hot simple breakfast,.. also simple carbohydrates,.. energy all day,.. it lowers your colesterol,.. iti even helps you go to the bathroom more regularly. plus, you most likely mix in fruit, and we all know we should all eat more fruits and vegitables right,.. it's versatile,. you can have it every day and just mix up the toppings,.. for instance,.. monday i had bananas in it,.. tuesday,.. it was maple syrup,.. wednesday,.. was special,.. i had gummy bears and teddy grams i pretended the teddy grams were dead so i burried them in the oatmeal,.. them the i stirred up the gummy bears and pretended they were zombies rising from t

Come On People
Tittie Licker needs 20,000 comments in 2 weeks to win a 7 day blast and a 1 month VIP I cant do it alone Im asking in his place and I will return the favor to you as well his link is below thank you http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1087743&albumid=695664&i=3537951593

Dylans Christmas Break
Well I had to take Dill to the Dr. this week and we found out something that I thought was going to is going to happen.Poor boy has to have his tonsils out.I had to have mine out when I was 6.It sucked I remeber it.Dave says there no way i can but I do lol.Dave said this is going to be hard to get thru with a 4 yr old but I think itll go better then he thinks.We go speak to the surgeon on the 5th.Im hopeing that they can take them out during his christmas break from school so that hes not behind in his work.Dylans had all the sighs of needing his tonsils out.He snores louder then a grown man lol When him and Dave are both asleep look out!Hes been talking aout thru his nose and his ears are always full of fluid and getting infected.He had been alright really till this last few weeks it got to where it sounded like his breathing was stoping during his sleep and that is just scarey.It just sucks to think that Dylan might be going thru this on his birthday(Dec23rd) and on christmas.I just

I Need A Hug!
After a day of shopping; on the way home from dinner something "popped" in the van & it sounds funny. According to my brothers it's either a muffler or exhaust problem; so back into the shop it goes. I'm feeling very down & defeated at the moment. I've tried to get past the whole auto accident a few months back that left me in a very unreliable vehicle that just tends to suck whatever extra cash I have but tonight it's just too much. I sobbed all the way home. I just want to scream & kick the shit out of the uninsured/no driver's license asshole that ran the stop sign! I know that doesn't sound like me at all does it. Anyway, it's 8:45pm on a Saturday night & I'm going to bed! Hope everyone else is having a good weekend. Love to all! ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy

Redneck Sexual Iq Test It Been Willyfied Lol
"Miss Ida May Johnson, a smokin' hot new teacher, at Buttwiler High School put up posters saying, "Boys this Saturday come come to the gym and I will measure your Sexual IQ! Girl's your date is next Saturday!" That Saturday the gym was crowded with, Jr and HS, guys their girl friends kept outside by the bouncer joking, laughing, and talking amognst themselves! They started laughing at and wondering, was he trachers husband/boyfriend, about an older man sitting silently in the background when one guy stood up saying, "That's Big Bubba! Hey man!" And the man tipped his beer at the kid! All of a sudden the doors opened and Miss Ida entered, papers held to her ample breasts! She asked for silence as she started handing out tests and pencils, guys got quiet when she came near then started yacking again! Big Bubba coming back from a cigarette saw her pointing at kids, in the front row, laughing! He went over, smacked one upside the head then another! The gym fell silent then as Ida May annou

Dear Heavenly Father
"Dear Heavenly Father, Hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Please stop a moment and say a prayer for our troops (land, air, and sea) in Afghanistan, Kuwait, Iraq and all around the world.

Everything
Every new beginning, comes from some beginnings end. Every time you kill me, I am born again. Every time you close that door, Another door is opened. And every time you say goodbye, a different word is spoken. Every time you look at me my back is facing you, And every time you ask to see me I'll have something else to do. Every time I join your game, You're not playing fair, And every time I really love you, I pretend that I don't care.

Random Musings By Scrawny Pale Guy
How many fucking 11's do I have to dish out before I actually get a rate back? I gave out 300 11's and I got 3 10's back,1 fan and 1 friend request. I found an old disc of pictures on it and found some old pics of me and my friend Ded Mike.The best part was finally finding that pic of me wearing the Godzilla suit. The beer bong in the Fubar gift shop only gets you 10% buzzed. The Jameson gets you 50% buzzed. Ok, I really got nothing to blog abaout.

Something Nice For Our Service Men And Women
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site,www.letssaythanks.com, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

Lost In Thouhgt
Its hard for me to really let my past go I live with itevery day. Im reminded every day of what I have done and what I have to live with and for the most part I can Deal. But there are a few things that still hurt A few wounds that havnet healed and never will. Thats me Take it or leave it . I make no excuses for what or who I am . And I never will. This is what a true friend is and I would Die and kill for the ones close to my heart and they knoe it. I dont play games thats childish and yes I act like I kid but not in that way This is me Take me as I am

My Dear Friend
Time after time you were always there Even when i felt like life wasn't fair So these wprds i say here is to let you know i care I'll be here when life gets to hard to bare No words can explain what you mean to me Your heart, mind, and your compassion these things are what set you apart And dear to my heart I'm blessed to have a friend like you I hope you feel the same way too So take these last words, before i part And believe me when i say they come straight from the heart When life gets to hard and you need time to mend Dont worry i'll always be here, proud to call you a dear friend....

Life Goes On...
Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. They are a waste of perfect time and energy to be happy. Laugh whenyou can, and as often as you can at everything possible. A ppologize when you should and let go of what you can't change, beacuase it will only change you in the end. Love deeply and forgive quickly, because in not forgiving you only hurt yourself. Share your life and your lifes experiences with others. Teachlove and happiness and you shall recieve love and happiness in return. Take chances, give everthing and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good withe the bad, smile whenyour sad, love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive but be sure to never forget. Learn from your mistackes inlife but never forget them and never regret them, cause eachaand everyone of them taught you somethingin life that made you grow as a personin some way. People change, and things go wrong, sometimes terribly wr

1 December I Think Saturday
Was as nice and sunny blue sky today Saturday.. We are supposed to have a big snow storm this evening.. coming in from colorado and across the Great Lakes into Ontario.. I am heading hopefully to Toronto tomorrow, 50 miles south, to visit friends but will now have to see how the weather is...Canadian Environment says this may turn out to be the coldest winter coming n in many years... yeahhhhhhhh !! I love Global warming.. lolol

14 More Days!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 MORE DAYS TIL IM 21 cant wait! Going out da 14th after midnight an 15th going by one of my girls house for her sons first birthday an coming back to town an going out so cant wait! Things are going good for me. Well thats my update later

I Think
I think I've been better than this before I think I'll start over again once more I think you'll be missing me in the end I think we're both hurt but there's nothing to mend I think I may have lost what wasn't there I think what I lost was in your stare I think you've given up on who I am I think I've given up on being that man I think what is left is worse than insane I think I'm enjoying all of this pain I think I scare myself sometimes I think it leaves me in a sweet sublime I think I'm seeing an open door I think I'm stuck crawling on the floor I think you taught me how to lose I think I've learned now how to move I think I'm better cause you've gone away I think it's all gonna be okay

Depending On How You Look At It
this is a good thing or a bad thing... apparently the photos were all reset earlier today, allowing re-rating? Something like that? (Any attempt to "suggest" I get back to peoples' photos any more quickly than I wish to will be met with in a manner unbecoming, however. That said, all is appreciated, and I do try. (And with my salute uploaded I actually have a bit of incentive anyway aside from all of that ;^) ) Edit: to clarify, the ratings weren't reset, just the "did this profile rate this photo" variable - so people can now re-rate (once) each photo they rated before December 2nd morning.

Im Sorry 3
im sorry for the things ive done im sorry for telling you how i felt im sorry for the pain ive caused im sorry for having such dough im sorry for us not working out im sorry for not believing you im sorry for putting you in such shitty moods im sorry for what i put you through im sorry for asking you to like me im sorry for ever lying but most of all im not sorry for loving you

12/01/07
Tell me, When into my eyes you gaze. What is it do you see? Surely not my soul for its hollow, You gaze as if there is some burst of flame, Some light to keep you entertained.. Why do you hunger for my touch? It's always ice cold. I know you love me but I have to wonder why. I am nothing but an empty shell. A passing nothing searching for something in the night. A rushing wind of emotions that never cease to end. I don't know who I am. I am beginning to not care. Yet I hear you say you love me over and over. It is true without you I'd let my light extinguish entirely. When I am about to jump I feel you pulling tight. Why am I worth so much trouble? Is the price to save me really what you want to pay? 12/01/07

You Can Rate Pics Again!!!!!!!!!
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give SO MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!!!

The Rose That Grew From Concrete
"The rose that grew from concrete" Current mood: accomplished Category: Writing and Poetry I was so talented, where am I at now? Bad things happen to good people, the devil takes his bow. My family has been torn to pieces, this puzzle to scattered to frame, I was put in the middle of the struggle, Lord, can I get a refund from this game? Knowledge is so precious, if you listen.... and know it to be true, this knowledge may cost you dearly, at times not seeing the sky so blue. Troubled questions left unanswered, you build up hatrid wondering why, self destruction is oh so dangerous, I would never let them see me cry. My childhood was stolen from the reeper pouring rain.... drops of sin, at times I feel weak and helpless, I feel the devil, so I build fire off of his grin. I do not fear death, or what it shall bring, to an extent my heart is cold I do not care, the angel has rejected me from his wing, My memories of feeding my helpless mother

Bill Engvall - Awesome Xmas
Ok so this Christmas isn't goin to be all that bad. *My God daughter is almost here.... *Dad is takin me a day next week to get me my suitcase(s), and we are goin out to eat. *Brian Emailed what he got me for xmas..... (not what I wanted - Wanted clothes cuz i need them but i'll definately take these! lol) *Thomas Family Christmas thing should be fun.... December 29th. So Leeah should be here really soon. Britt said they wont take her any later than the 11th so I mean I'll atleast still be here in PA when she's born, and then I'm takin off work just so I can take and be in the Hospital to see them. Brian Emailed me the confirmation to THE TICKETS TO GO SEE BILL ENGVALL WHILE I'M IN VEGAS. He said Larry the Cable Guy starts an Hour after Bill Engvall so we can' tgo see that. But he said the Tickets are really close to the stage... THIS IS AWESOME! :D I'm so happy about that :) Not only will I get to meet moms friend, her kids and her daughter Deaja... who is

Starting Over.....
I will be moving out of miami in hopes of starting a new life "starting over" i will try to access the web when ever i can(in between finding a job, shelter ect.). i will keep everyone upto date on what ever is exactly happening with me. starting with loosing my wiener, Madel my dauchshund is being left behind, She was my best friend and greatly missed. this is all for now in the am i will be "outta town". Take care all

Re-post What A Kiss Means
WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "lets do it" Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "I'm horny" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" OR "I want you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now an

Poetry
virgin snow so fluffy and white. has covered the ground from a wintery night. rooftops all covered with blankets of snow. the winter has brought us a beautifull show. children are playing and running about. tracking through snow as they scream and they shout. snow flakes are falling and touchng the ground. so light and so gentle not making a sound. soon will be christmas its that time of year. egg-nog and presents with joy and much cheer.

Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

The Male G-spot
The Male G-Spot Class is in session... It seems that men are always trying to figure out what pleases women, what gets them off -- but they never seem concerned about their own erogenous zones. Well, today is your day in the sun, gentlemen. We've all heard about that infamous G-spot located on, or rather "in", a woman's body. Do men have G-spots? Well, technically they don't, but there is a spot on their bodies that makes them crazy. don't be anal retentive ----------------------- This magical male part is the prostate. Now before you guys get all ballistic on me, I suggest that you don't dog it until you've tried it. After all, enjoying anal stimulation is not an indication of sexual orientation. In other words, if you tell your girlfriend to touch you "back there", she won't assume that you're secretly sleeping with her brother Chris"tine". Simply put, you have managed to discover the male G-spot , or prostate gland, and letting her

Hard To Swallow Truth
Question. why is it we humans believe in our minds that things change overnight? we have something bad happen to us and yet we tell ourselves all the time it will be ok it will never happen again then when it does happen we are so let down that we shell up and dont trust anyone. how can we overcome this obstacle that each one of us faces? it truely is a beast that can consume you whole. i guess in the end the answer is we are generally a forgiving species. wanting to believe the positive things in life that all is peachy on the surface. comments?

My Blast!! Ty Ty.. I Hav Never Had One..! Wow! I'm Honored! Plzzz Tell Me Who Did This Very Kind Gesture For Me.
gosh ((blushes)) i'm so touched. whoever did this plz let me know. I am truly honored. TY. I've never had a blast ever. TY soo much. I do highly appreciate this kind gesture. Plz dont let it go unnoticed. Plz let me know. TY Dominique aka Dom ...aka Daniel

My Car
To some people my car may look ugly but to me she is the most beautiful car, the BLUE BOOMB! I can take around 40 and fill her up and it last me TWO weeks. She has a big trunk. Very easy to work on too. Aned whats so awesome...it didn't cost me a thing. My cousin Eddie and he wife

12 Hours Only Kiss Me!!!!
THE SPECIAL IS OVER NOW BUT U CAN STILL GET ME KISSES.......DREAMS SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2ND - 12 HOURS ONLY - From 3AM EST (Midnight Fu-Time) to 3PM EST (Noon Fu-Time) all members who purchase 200 kisses for the contest will get an additional 50 as a bonus. The bonus MUST go to the same person for which the others were purchased. Meaning, you will be giving ONE person 250 kisses. If you would like to do this, BE SURE TO PUT BONUS in the transfer message ;) This should help those of you that are competing for the lead...and those of you who'd like to be. THIS DOES NOT APPLY to orders for more than one person. If this proves to be a good idea and people enjoy it, I will add more "specials" throughout the month. I'll probably do a "multiples" bonus next time around. Happy Holidays! - Heartistic Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENT

Poetry
fubar.com and happy hour too. where you meet alot of people and friends are always true. you can buy a friend a drink or send a friendly gift. your making people happy and help thier spirits lift. you can send a sexy comment or rate an awsome pic. you can help eachother level and move up pretty quick. you can make a friendly flirt or send a secret crush. or get chellendged to a private game its such an awsome ruch. the bible here at fubar will help you cruise along. so read the fubar bible and your sure to not go wrong.

Job
Yep u read right. I have a JOB!!! Now don't frown casue it's at Papa John's..be glad I have a job!!! I fel human again. I will get my first check Dec 7 and a larger check Dec 21. I can't wait. FInally get caught up on bills! See.. blessings once again!

Poetry
As sure the sun is destined to rise I can see charm and beauty in your eyes A rose bush has pedals But also has thorns Take the good with the bad Grab the bull by the horns Love is so fragile like a house full of glass If you throw stones of anger the love will never last Cherish the feelings you hold in your heart And the virtues of marriage will not fall apart Like roses in the spring time that bloom every year Your love is forever that is what i hold dear So i give you this ring with thee i shall wed I'll always be with you Be alive-be dead

Poems
Believing in miracles can sometimes bring joy.Such as the birth of a girl or of a boy. The challenge of problems were brought to me this day.So I got down on my knees and started to pray. But unknown to me it was such a surprise.I was given a miracle in such a small size. She's my little angel disabled they say.That makes her more special in her own little way. So now lord I ask as sure as I breathe.Stand by my angel and dont never leave. So help me guide her.and lend us your hand and bless my small angel and make her life grand. to our daughter brooklyn. born 1-30-03

Moving "about Me" To Blog And Off Of My About Me Section Of My Profile.
I really hate doing these, because most of the time, nobody cares enough to read them anyway, and if they do read them, they are just being judgemental. Here goes some stuff anyway. First, before I tell about me, it's only fair that I say right away before you waste your time reading anymore, that I do periodically clean out my list. Right or wrong don't make a shit to me. If you don't add rate fan me back, I go take you off my list when I notice. And, if I mistakenly have taken you off, and notice, I will add you back. IF you have fanned rated added me, but then never return the visits / rates then I will delete you. (and btw, I do not down rate anyone. And I expect the same, sorry if you are one of those people that believes in judging honestly, you wont make it as my friend. This place to me, is about making friends and having fun.. It is NOT about down rating. Yes there are down raters but instead of letting that ruin this for me, I will just block down raters. Problem solved. And

College
Most of you do not know that for the past two years I have been in college trying to get my degree in drug/alcohol counsling. I was suppose to have graduated in May of this year. A big mix up in my one class and I had ot go for the summer. I still didn't make it and I was told I woudl have ot come back in Januuary of 2008. I was so upset i wasn't going back. Then this past month..I changed my mind. I have just one class. Why let some fool man keep me from getting what I earned. SO come January I go back but it's a clinical job..meaning I work for free. My insturctor has already foudn me a place. Here is the funny part...It's within walking distance from my new paying job. Now ain't God good!

Hello
Hello I'm new to this site I got invited by a friend (thanks Chicky). It seems like a great spot! I can't wait until I get this all down and know how to work my way around here. Ok well a lil about me....I'm a 26 yr old female. That lives in the wonderful state of Michigan (Go Spartans!!). I'm single with no kids but hopeing one to change that. I'm in no rush it will all happen when its right! I like to have a good time! I'm a whiskey drinker that is my drink! And I like to drink it in shots! I'm a really ez person to get along with. Well at least I like to think that I am! lol I like to joke around and I do have a sharp tongue. A lot of people who don't know me might not believe some of the stuff that I say but after you get to know me you'll find out that I'm just jokeing and that is actually how I show my love! If I pick on ya and give ya a hard time you don't have nothing to worry about then! ;) Well if ya have like what you have read so far send me some luv and I'll

Upset Well Not Really
well heres the thing my dad said we had to be out by november 30th lol well we found a place an are moveing on monday (yay!!!)he told us that because we had to turn the heat up cause the basements cold and thats where ours an my daughters bedroom are its about 64 degrease down here not good when theres snow on the ground and theres no insulation in the walls down here. but yea the electric is getting turned off cause my dads an asshole and spent his money on stupid bullshit instead of the bills. we had to save our money in order to get enough up to move in where we are movein to well hes moveing into his gf house next door but i know thats not gonna last for long cause she will find out how much of an ass he really is anyways the electric is being turned of on monday and since im moveing im not going to be on for awhile just wanted everyone to know :)

Crying
as tears run down my face i dont know why i cry or how to stop them, my heart is braking and i dont know why i cant breath cant talk just sit here and cry, it hurts so bad yet i dont know why tell me plez what is rong with me, i sit here and cry the tears wont stop make them stop cant breth i think im dieing make it stop , i lay here now looking up in to the sky, red like my blood, blue like ur eyes, white clouds like the smoth sikn i once touched, thoundr and lighting like r love making, im crying, i dont know why,cant breath, cant think, im crying and i dont know why, my heart stops the tears dry, im dieing and i dont know why.

Goodbye?
It seems entirely possible that my tenure here may end soon, due to the nefarious activities of the IT Nazis. I only have internet access at work and, due to recent problems with the computers, the Nazis are blocking us from certain websites. Fubar may avoid the cull, due to the fact that I'm the only one here who uses it (unlike MyFace and Spacebook), but if not, my visits will be fewer and further between. Love to all I love, apologies to anyone I didn't get to know better. Hugs n Stuff The Cap'n

A Girl On Her Knees Begging Pleading Please
A girl on her knees begging pleading please she crys but no one hears. she is in pain and suffering, from all the hurt that eats at her. A girl on her knees begging pleading please A girl on her knees begging pleading please GOD take it all away!! all the pain and suffering, i cannot endure. the life she is leading will be no more. a new life she will live. A girl on her knees begging pleading please A girl on her knees begging pleading please i will fight the battle. i will be free. so no more begging and pleading i will endure. A girl on her knees begging pleading please

Just Need To Write Some Stuff Done...read It If You Want
Can anyone tell me why I seem to go out of my way to hurt myself?! I don't mean in a self harm kinda why...but in a emotional way. I like a lot of women always seem to end up getting involve with 'bad boys'. Not because I like the life style they lead (eg gangsta's etc) but more just bad = wrong. They tend to have crap jobs, or no job. Or take too mu=any drugs/alcohol. Or end up in fights a lot.....It isn't this things that attract me to them...it tends to be Ink that does that. What can I say..I like it. I like a guy with it even more. However how many guys do you know of (in the uk) Have a lot of ink AND a good job! Not very many I can tell ya. So about 8 months ago I met someone who did! yeah...still big problems there in the form of his wife! hmmmmmm what the fuck did I do in a past life to get dealt the crap I seem to end up in all the time! lol. Fuck it you know what I quit! lol this is my problem I really don't care anymore...I just want someoen to have a laugh w

Rough
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Poems I Wrote
TO KNOW ME To know me is to know me, to love me is to love me, to fear me is foolish, to get wisdome from me is good, to go deeper within me is to find my inner spirit, to find my inner spirit u must have the wisdom, to have the wisdom u must look deep with in u, let the light guid u, to find the light u must belive, to belive u must belive in one self, look within ur self and find the wisdom that is lost, u must listen to things around u, to listen u must be silent, to be silent u must be still, by samantha INSIDE On the inside i dont feel right, on the inside i feel something is missin, one the inside i feel ive been tourn in peaces, on the inside my heart is stoping, on the inside my tears r comeing close, on the inde my thoughts r comeing to the serfues, on the inside do u feel what i feel, on the inside can u see what i see, on the inside im hurting. by samantha these r some i wrote cause i was bored hope u like

Marine's Father Wins Nearly $11 Million
"Jury Awards Father Nearly $11 Million in Funeral Protesters Case" The father of a fallen Marine was awarded nearly $11 million Wednesday in damages by a jury that found leaders of a fundamentalist church had invaded the family's privacy and inflicted emotional distress when they picketed the Marine's funeral. The jury first awarded $2.9 million in compensatory damages. It returned later in the afternoon with its decision to award $6 million in punitive damages for invasion of privacy and $2 million for causing emotional distress to the Marine's father, Albert Snyder of York, Pa. Snyder sued the Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church for unspecified monetary damages after members staged a demonstration at the March 2006 funeral of his son, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq. The defense said it planned to appeal and one of the church's leaders, Shirley Phelps-Roper, said the members would continue their pickets of military funerals. Church members believe t

Why Do Men Assume......
that because we have breasts we are stupid, and the bigger then breast the lower the IQ? Do you see us using your penis as a gauge for YOUR intelligance? the bigger the Dick the smaller the brain, altho i gotta admit it seems to corillate to something else intirley the bigger the dick, the bigger the attitude, goes to show that u can HAVE a dick and BE a dick! and yes the same holds true for us we can HAVE a cunt and BE a cunt, yes thats right i said the dreaded c word, that men have died for using....

Depths Of The Dark
Look into my eyes, As a tear drops to the floor. Is it a tear of sorrow, Or of something slightly more? Behind my eyes is nothing, At least thats what you see. But behind these eyes is something, Something you could never conceive. A burning flame is all it is, But more powerful than anything. A single flame and my name, And the desire is all I bring. But as the tear hits the ground, A little of the flame goes dim. For even the strongest of the strong, Can never always win. And as I write, The flame grows dimmer, Darker and darker it fades, For lost will I be without it, Lost and...

Incoherent Ramblings
Have you noticed that the ratings you have given someone is gone? I did. I was looking at a friends pics and noticed that I hadn't rated any of thier pics. Even tho I had yesterday. The bouncer is about to feel My wrath. I'm thinking of putting a hit out on him. It's flippin cold outside. I suddenly hate Michigan once again. Wait, I never liked it here in the first place.

Sick Of Hearing The Whining
OK PPL WITH THE CHANCE OF SOUNDING LIKE A BITCH,IM SICK OF SEEING PPL WHINING IN MY SHOUT BOT OR YAHOO THAT THEY LEAVE ME MESSAGES AND I DONT REPLY SO YOU ALL ASUME IM NOT TALKING TO YOU. MOST OF YOU KNOW I MOVED TO PA TO BE WITH FIREMAN SINCE THEN IM REALLY NOT HERE LIKE I USED TO BE SINCE I NOW HAVE A LIFE.WHEN IM HERE I WILL REPLY TO MESSAGES OR COMMENTS OR WHATEVER IM NOT IGNORING ANYONE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE WITH THE MAN I LOVE THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING AND THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT I GUESS YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT

Smartass
Well its Sunday and I'm kinda beat from the last few days and for some reason I feel like being a smartass today and fubar looks pretty dull so I may put up the xmas tree... although I really don't want to cuz i'm all bah bum bug at the moment so I might wait till i am in the xmas spirit... anywho hope everyone has a great day

My Good Friend Tracy Sent This To Me...well Worth The Read
I kick my own ass and wash my own brain. I push my own buttons and trick my own pain. I burn my own flags and roast my own heroes. I mock my own fears and cheer my own zeroes. Nothing can stop me from teasing my shadow. I'm full of empty and backwards bravado. My wounds are tattoos that reveal my true beauty. I turn tragic to magic and make bliss my duty. I honor my faults till they become virtues. I play jokes on my nightmares till I'm sure they won't hurt you. I sing anarchist lullabies to lesbian trees and love songs with punch lines to anonymous seas. I won't accept gifts that infringe on my freedom I shun sacred places that stir up my boredom. I change my name daily, pretend to be nobody. I fight for the truth if it's majestically rowdy. I brag about what I can't do and don't know. I take off my clothes to those I oppose. I'm so far beyond lazy, I work like a god. I'm totally crazy; in fact that's my job.

Follow Up
The guys who wife is in my blog "I'm Evil" was just at my gate (we sort of work in the same place), it was all I could do not to ask him, "how do I taste?". I love being me sometimes, and today is just one of them days! :D

Message Alerts In The Bartab
i know few of you were asking "why i still have an alert like if i have new messages, and i deleted all of them?" ok, the answer is, because you deleted a message without reading it first. the solution for this is: 1) hover the alert in the bartab where it says you have new messages 2) when you see the message in a tiny window popup, you need to click where it says "...more" and voilà! then you see that message in your browser, when you return to any other page of fubar, like the home, you wont have the alert anymore

All Or Nothing
Silence echoes in the darkness waiting quietly she aches concentrated efforts of pleasing him focused and undenying, patiently she waits. Time has no meaning lying without control restraints that bind disciplined mind submissive one ready to play the role. Created blackness beneath the silk enhancing her desires, building anticipation needing to obey him and please him against her will. Silence broken her body whispers fears and mixed emotions comforted by his touch soft, gentle beginnings have begun to mean so much. Soft hands turn rough she awaits the pain, desires of passion strong words or sounds she cannot make she knows to play the game. Her mind, her soul she gives to him her body is what he takes. someone to satisfy his every need submissive little slave. Humiliation, desecration, anything for him. Longing to fulfill his needs, forgetting herself choices made long ago giving all or nothing.

She Was A Phantom Of Delight
She was a Phantom of delight When first she gleamed upon my sight; A lovely Apparition, sent To be a moment's ornament; Her eyes as stars of Twilight fair; Like Twilight's, too, her dusky hair; But all things else about her drawn From May-time and the cheerful Dawn; A dancing Shape, an Image gay, To haunt, to startle, and waylay. I saw her upon nearer view, A Spirit, yet a Woman too! Her household motions light and free, And steps of virgin-liberty; A countenance in which did meet Sweet records, promises as sweet; A Creature not too bright or good For human nature's daily food, For transient sorrows, simple wiles, Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears, and smiles. And now I see with eye serene The very pulse of the machine; A Being breathing thoughtful breath, A Traveller between life and death; The reason firm, the temperate will, Endurance, foresight, strength, and skill; A perfect Woman, nobly planned, To warn, to comfort, and command; And yet a Spirit still

Friends
In this life time I found out when you dating someone you have to become friends before anything else can come about . So take the time and learn about each other before going any farther . Also I learn if you smile that smile get you alot more than that sad face so smile and make someone day for t hem here a Big Cajun Smile :-) from this cajun gal. Life to short so make the most of it while you can and show that love you have inside of you. We Need more Love than Hate . Have a Great Day

The Strength Within
"The Strength Within" By: Jennette N. So here I sit as another day passes Endless confusion for eternities masses Questioning so many feelings that began innocently Wondering what will become of me I come forward with good will and intent Trying to ease the pain and simply be content Slowly I am moving forward and pressing on Regaining my strength and proving my brawn Beautiful, Independant, Intelligent - Extraordinary, if you will This is how I see myself when everything is standing still Confident even in my shortcomings that I will prevail An array of emotions with thoughts of what the future may entail Stepping firmly, my head held high Spreading my wings and learning to fly Finally making this life my own Which was previously to me unknown...

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Dedicated To "my Big Bro"
I decided to write a blog to my best friend. He knows who he is. I wanted to write how amazing our friendship is. I would of wrote a poem but my poetry is horrid. So I am expressing my words by a blog. My friend is so amazing. He is always there for me. No matter how is day was or if he was in a bad mood, he always makes sure I am ok. It is so nice! Most people are selfish and don't care about other people. I can't stand that. I am a good friend myself, my friendship is rare. I am not friends with much people. Anyways, it is nice to know I have a true friend. He is like my big brother. He always makes sure I have a smile on my face and always lends me his ear as I talk to him. Most people I am friends with, within a few months, you see the real them and start to drift away. My best friend is nothing like this at all. I hope we are friends forever. Our friendship makes me not down. I had so many troubles with friends, being used, and pissed on. Having my best friend come into my m

Best Friends
You might be best friends one year, Pretty good friends the next year, Don't talk that often the next year, And don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, You are special to me and you have made a difference in my life, I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, No matter how often you talk , Or how close you are, And send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, And tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, Someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, Just remember this text And take comfort in knowing Somebody out there cares abo

Hand In Hand
A river of night runs threw me, filling the gulf of my empty soul Living this life of nothingness, my heart has grown bitter cold The flames that my soul once fed upon, burned out deep inside me I want to show you my my world, I want you to understand, me I want you to see Walk with me hand in hand into my land of my dispair Where the blood rain stains your skin, and a thick scent of death in the air I look in your face, I see it fill with fear I caress my thumb along your cheek, I wipe away your fallen tear Don't cry for me, I am done failing you No more pain I will put you through Reach out to me, feel my heartache It hemorages from all the pain I cause, I fear its my life i should take See me for what I am, a soulless carcass fading away My love I wish you to go, please do not stay It is time for me to go, to let go of the past this final breath will be my last I lay my head in your lap, i lie down to rest I close my eyes and accept my fate, as i walk aw

New Twist On Christmas
T'was the month before Christmas, When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying. Nor taking a stand. Why the Politically Correct had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teacher would say, December 25th is just a ' Holiday ' Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit, Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod, Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa, In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down, At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and

My Own Hell
The sky is dark, the moon blood red and the demons haven't been fed on my soul they will feed tourturing me and watching me bleed hearing the monsters hellish screams praying to GOD this is just a dream evil beings gaurding so I cannot escape burning my skin, and my mind they rape teeth and claws grind against my bones I hear a voice I am not alone A voice tells me to look deep within me this hell i have created I can be set free I need to forgive myself for all I have done I need to accept who I have become i have crawled on my hands & knees, searching for who i truely am I have pulled from depths within me all I can I am inlove with misery it is apart of me and it has left me burn in this fiery sea this is a fear I have never known to be left behind, to be left alone I hold out my hand and he pulls me near He tells me "I love you, please do not fear For me to be patient he will show me the way" He will guide and pertect me every day I say to myself "evil is

The Aging Process....
As I luckily continue to age - there are many things that I have noticed. 1. With age comes wisdom. In my younger years, I pushed myself to the limit, knowing that injuries would quickly heal and the pain would subside. Now, I am more apt to ponder the consequences of my actions before I will do something. I rode a three wheeler with reckless abandon and crashed - broke my collarbone, separated my shoulder, dislocated my elbow and broke three ribs. Every morning my body reminds me to be more careful. 2. I have determined that the decline in a man's eyesight is directly porportionate to the speed that hair will grow out of your nose and ears. When I could see well the hair growth was slow - now that my ability to see things close up has diminished, the hair grows at a higher speed. If I don't wear my glasses when I shave my face, I don't see the hair - if I do wear my glasses - Holy Shit - Iam turning into Chewbacca. 3. As I grow older I have lost the urge to impress. Not so m

My Sat Nite
Well...started out like a normal Sat, but the cousin factor happend..lol I came over to her place and I picked her up and we went shopping cuz she was gonna put streaks in my hair. Well, we got what we needed andthen OMg went to the LCBO an it was like 7pm and they were friggin closed....just not right lol Well, we drove back to her place very disappointed and boozeless sadly to say. Well, then we did my hair which looks pretty darn good I must say lol and watched a movie. Well, after the movie we decided to jump onto fubar and well lets just say that once you enter this world it's a totally different planet. We went and checked out a couple of lounges as we all do. Then we stayed in this one lounge for oh I don't know all nite lol It's now going on 1pm and we haven't slept all nite I'm thinkin that it's starting to catch up on me and I'm probably gonna pass out early tonite as 6am comes mighty early and well damn it's a monday morning so that just makes it all the more special

Help Us Both
All ya gotta do is send me a link and bomb away...For every comment you leave, I'll give you 8 fubucks....adds up fast...Use as often as you like...Contest never ends. You may withdraw accumulated fubucks at anytime. You can also rate all pics in my album and get 2000 fubucks and in addition to that, for every person who comes and rates my profile/fans and sends a request that you sent them..I will give you 100 FuBucks..3 Easy ways to cash in..Hit me up in pm today!!..DADDY PLEASE COPY AND REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS!!

Old-fashioned Holiday Fruit Cake
An excellent fruit cake that cuts into thin, moist slices. Use only the best fruits and nuts for superior results. Old-Fashioned Holiday Fruit Cake 1 pound candied pineapple, cut into thin match-stick strips 1 pound candied citron, cut into thin match-stick strips 8 ounces candied cherries, quartered 1 (11-ounce) package currants 1 pound dates, pitted and coarsely chopped 1 pound light figs, coarsely chopped 1 pound pecans, coarsely chopped 1 cup water 1/2 granulated sugar 1 tablespoon corn syrup 3 tablespoon lemon juice 1/2 cup peach juice 3 1/3 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon allspice 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon baking soda 2 teaspoons salt 2 cups butter 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons packed brown sugar 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 12 large eggs, beaten Milk for brushing 1/2 cup light molasses Glaze (

1 John 2:15-16
15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him. 16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

Why R U All Fucking With Me??????????
I hate to tell ya'll this but Melissa Troy and I are not one in the same. You all are so full of shit. I don't know who is trying to fuck with me but I have an idea. I am not going to tolerate the bullshit. I will go to the FCC and have you all fucking removed from the internet. I mind my own mother fuckin business and I don't say shit to any of you drama kings and queens of the KOW SOW whatever the fuck you all are. I keep to myself. Ya'll can KISS MY FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't ask anyone for anything here. I talk to my friends and that is it. I am only part of MWT because I really like Mystic Warrior and he is a very decent friend. Unlike all the rest of you. THIS BLOG IS NOT AIMED AT ANY OF MY REAL FRIENDS, JUST THE KOW AND SOW MEMBERS WHO LIKE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW. I honestly don't give a damn what people think of me anymore. God did not put me on this earth to impress a damn soul. If you have an issue with me voice it. I do have an e mail addres

Perves
OK LETS GET SOMETHING STRIGHT I'M NOT GOING TO CYBER FUCK ANYONE I MAY TAKE SOME QUESTIONABLE PICS BUT THAT DOSE NOT MEAN I'M A SLUT YOU WANNA GET OFF GO WATCH A FUCKING PORN YOU DIRTY ASS PERVS (SORRY TO THE NON-PERVES MUCHO LOVE GUYS) ANYWAYS I'M IN NO WAY GOING TO CYBER FUCK ANYONE YOU DON'T LIKE IT REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS FAN AND FAMILY LIST I COULDN'T CARELESS IF YOU DO I'M NOT HERE FOR POINTS I'M HERE FOR A FUN TIME(NON SEX WAY) SO STOP ASKING ME TO GET A LITTLE NAUGHTY CAUSE IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN LADY SNUGGLES

Fubar Glitch - From Tomk's Blog (already Knew But Thought It Was Worth Repeating)
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give

The Good Old Days
Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night , David. Good Night, Chet." My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom use to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I use to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training at

Confused
there's so much to understand, yet i don't. we break up, but for what? you tell me we are getting back together, you guarantee. but will i end up hurt again, like both times before? You tell me not to stop calling you mine and tell me you want to be friends until YOU'RE ready. What gives you the right to make those choices? Tell me I wont get hurt again and meant it! Tell me you want me to be yours, forever...

My Annual Chrstmas Letter
To My Online Friends: As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no

All That's Left?
A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, she sees his naked body in full light for the first time. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, ‘Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left!?"

Thought For Now
why is it there are such words as taboo and morally wrong who is the one that thought these words up i am totally head over heals in love with a women that has another wonderful man and women in her life and we are all o.k with this why should i be neglected or not loved just because someone else came first when you love someone you love them regardless of there situation you love them totally and completely and they in turn do the same i am a man that will be the third in a family it isn't a sex thing and i don't do men i just care for them both enough to love without borders or restraint and if that is wrong or bad then so be it this is my choice and my life and i will live it to its full potential kalira i love you and scott i care about and i will be there to support the two of you any and all ways i can no matter what

Any Ideas
You know I do not understand the way we think as a society. We have become so scared of our own shadows and have become such a lazy people. We have started to become dependent on technology on just about every area of our lives. What ever Happened to opening a map, or opening a book. Going out into the real world and experiencing life. When will we take our own destinies in our control again? When will we decide to make out own choices instead of someone else or something else making them for us. Go out to the woods and enjoy the natural beauty again. You cant get an more reality than that.

Almost Chanukah - Say It With Me Now :p
Blessing over Candles Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam Blessed are you, Lord, our God, sovereign of the universe Hebrew asher kidishanu b'mitz'votav v'tzivanu Who has sanctified us with His commandments and commanded us Hebrew l'had'lik neir shel Chanukah. (Amein) to light the lights of Chanukkah. (Amen) Blessing for Chanukkah Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam Blessed are you, Lord, our God, sovereign of the universe Hebrew she'asah nisim la'avoteinu bayamim haheim baziman hazeh. (Amein) Who performed miracles for our ancestors in those days at this time Shehecheyanu (first night only) Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam Blessed are you, Lord, our God, sovereign of the universe Hebrew shehecheyanu v'kiyimanu v'higi'anu laz'man hazeh. (Amein) who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season (Amen)

Believe
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince who ever would listen t

A Matter Of History
It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower found the victims of the death camps, he ordered all possible photographs to be taken and for the German people from the surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead. He did this he said, in words to this effect; "Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some ******* will get up and say that this never happened. “ "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke IN MEMORIAL This week, the UK removed the Holocaust from it's school curriculum because it "offended" the Muslim population because they say it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easy each country is giving into it. It is now more than 60 years since the 2nd. World War in Europe ended. This e

The Perfect Boyfriend!!!
Boys Should; • Give her your hoody even if you go to different schools. • Give her a big tshirt of yours to sleep in. • Leave her cute text messages for her to wake up to. • Kiss her in front of your friends. • Tell her she looks beautiful. • Look into her eyes when you talk to her. • Let her mess with your hair. • Just walk around with her. • Forgive her for her mistakes. • Look at her like she's the only girl you see. • Tickle her even when she says stop. • Hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private. • Let her fall asleep in your arms. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Come up and grab her by the waist Remember this; • Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter. • When she's sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When you fall in love with her, tell her. • and when you tell her, love her like you've nev

My Storm Within
*Again, still feel like it's missing something, but here it is anyway* Lightning flashes Illuminating our room I feel the electricity in the air And in the bed that we share Like a tiger stalking it’s prey, You slowly move above me Sparks between us ignite As our bodies press tight A brush of our lips Teases my senses Our hands begin to explore Like so many times before Skin on skin Pure passion Fingers entwine Our bodies align Breathing becomes erratic Eruptions build within Unadulterated pleasure Over and over again Thunder echoes through the darkness Masking erotic moans and cries We collapse in each other’s arms While the waves begin to subside As I look into your eyes I begin to realize You are my storm within The driving force of my desire & affection

Something From A Daycare Baby's Uncle...matt Lewisson Usmc
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FI

Gingerbread Houses
Ingredients 1 cup butter, softened 1 cup brown sugar 1-1/3 cups molasses 4 eggs 8 cups all-purpose flour, divided 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon ground allspice 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground ginger 2 pounds confectioners' sugar 1 teaspoon cream of tartar 6 egg whites Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter and brown sugar until smooth. Stir in the molasses and eggs. Combine 1 1/2 cups of the flour, baking soda, salt, allspice, cloves, cinnamon, and ginger; beat into the molasses mixture. Gradually stir in the remaining flour by hand to form a stiff dough. Divide dough into 2 pieces. 3. On a lightly floured surface, roll out dough to 1/8 inch thickness. Cut into desired shapes. Place pieces 1 inch apart onto parchment-lined cookie sheets. Refrigerate for 15 minutes. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Cool on baking sheet fo

Gingerbread Men
INGREDIENTS * 1/2 cup margarine * 1/2 cup sugar * 1/2 cup molasses * 1 egg yolk * 2 cups sifted all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 teaspoon ground cloves * 1 teaspoon ginger * 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg number of stars READ REVIEWS (309) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, cream together the margarine and sugar until smooth. Stir in molasses and egg yolk. Combine the flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, cloves, ginger, and nutmeg; blend into the molasses mixture until smooth. Cover, and chill for at least one hour. 2. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). On a lightly floured surface, roll the dough o

Here's Your Sign !
NEW YORK (AP) -- Two-time NASCAR champion Tony Stewart and radio sidekick Matt Yocum decided earlier this year that the stock car sport needed some awards to rival Hollywood's Oscars and Emmies. Thus were the Stewie Awards born. Stewart and Yocum, who co-host a weekly show on Sirius Satellite Radio, asked listeners to vote online in 12 categories. They handed out the inaugural Stewies this week in New York as part of NASCAR's Champion's Week celebration. Among the winners: -- Lifetime achievement awards to former NASCAR chairman Bill France Jr. and Hall of Fame driver/broadcaster Benny Parsons, both of whom died in 2007. -- Legend from the golden era of racing to longtime star A.J. Foyt Jr. -- BEST DUET (for outstanding teamwork by driver and crew chief) to Clint Bowyer and Gil Martin after Martin kept his driver calm and the team made only one adjustment on the car in their first Cup Nextel Cup victory Sept. 16 at New Hampshire. -- BEST ORIGINAL DRAMA to Kevin Har

D.o.b~10-23-69 Oct.
It's not necessarily a slow day for others -- but you'd much rather that it was for you! Try to hang back from the rat race or just find a few minutes for yourself, as a bit of quiet isolation is just what you need.

Thinking
i think of you i think of what is i think of what could have been i think of what should have been why do i think of you why do i think of him do you think of me does he think of me do you think of her does he think of someone else how should i think why should i think why cant i think of anything else.

Where Do U Find A Lesbian In Fubar Land??????
I am new to the fubar and im a proud fem lesbian. It seems that every lounge i have been in when i mention a i am a lesbian pple seem to stop chatting. So if you know where i can go to meet other lesbians in fubar land let me know!!! Please also feel free to stop bye and rate and comment me.

Jebus Titty Fucking Christ... I'm American!!!...errrr
I hate it when ppl call me Hispanic/Latina/Mexican/Chicana when I've never even been to Mexico/Latin America.... It annoys me...Idk y, it just does........&& The fact that a lot of ppl who call themselves Latino/Latina/Hispanic/Mexican have no right to even be callin themselves that in the 1st place....Most of u guys are born here in AMERICA!!!....Ur AMERICAN of Mexican/Latin descent....Just because u have a bit of the blood flowin through ur veins doesn't mean u ARE one....Stop callin urselves that!!....As I said b4, I hate it when people call me Mexican...I've NEVER even been to Mexico nor do I want to go there!!....I got nothin against Mexico or it's ppl...But I'm not from there, just because I have dark hair, brown eyes, & a hint of a tan does NOT make me Mexican/Latino/Latina/Hispanic...I'm a God damn American!... And I agree w/ George Lopez...Where the heck is "Hispania"?...It's a culture; Not a race.........And also, If u weren't born in Latin America, y do u go around cal

Shes Everything By Brad Paisley
She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She's I can't find a thing to wear Now and then she's moody She's a Saturn with a sunroof With her brown hair a-blowin She's a soft place to land And a good feeling knowing She's a warm conversation That I wouldn't miss for nothing She's a fighter when she's mad And she's a lover when she's loving [Chorus] And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her, I go on and on and on because she's everything to me She's a Saturday out on the town And a church girl on Sunday She's a cross around her neck And a cuss word 'cause its Monday She's a bubble bath and candles Baby come and kiss me She's a one glass of wine And she's feeling kinda tipsy She's the giver I wish I could be And the stealer of the covers She's a picture in my wallet Of my unborn childre

Young Again
Sometimes i wish i were young again, so I can do some of the things i have never done. Like take a trip to another country, or maybe have myself a son. Say what I meant to say, to a certain girl; she was in my 6th grade class. Blonde hair,blue eyes, and a smile so true, yes she even had the perfect little ass. Or go back in time , just for once, so I could tell my dad I love him. There were many things I would probably change, but would I have done it back then. Maybe I would have danced or joined a play, I always wanted to, but i was too shy. Friends tell me now that i am good company, but for the life of me I don't know why. Did you ever want to go back in time? So you can be young with not even a care. Yeah I would like to do that too, but I know i can never go back there!!!

Fathers, Mothers, And Sperm Donors
Today my kids found out that their biological sperm donor does not want to see them ever again. You know that it takes two to conceive a child. But in todays world it only takes one to raise a child. No matter if the parents are together or they are with other people, you never give up on your kids. You don't turn them away like they are a lost puppy. You helped bring them into the world and no matter what you do your children have unconditional love for a parent.So parents you don't have to be best friends with the other parent but always realize that your kids come first...

Alcoholics
A person never knows when they got a drinkin problem. I know for instance.I almost lost my life the night of november 3 morning of november 4. i was stupid for drinking and driving. i hit a bridge head on with a truck that didn't even belong to me. it belonged to my boss. i pray to god and count my blessings each and every day that i get out of bed that i was able to walk away from that accident that almost took my life. i suffer from a broken neck and loss of feeling in my left arm. doctors aren't sure if the feeling will ever come back. i had to have surgery on my neck. they stuck 2 steel rods and bolts in my neck to keep it together. they also did a bone graph on it. will keep you all updated as doctors do me.

Somehing 2
There is so much beauty in This wondrous, blue rose If only we could capture it Within our very souls If we could take its beauty And apply the glow within Search a little deeper In the soul beneath our skin Take what it does stand for And shed its love abroad Don't hide the glow within you But share the love of God You know you can't touch beauty Without it rubbing off on you And spreading it to others In the kindness that you do There lies within each one of us The beauty like this rose When it's used in touching others Then its beauty overflows

Scam!!! Be Careful At Home Depot
SCAM!!! PLEASE don't let this happen to you! "Protect your friends tell them before they become victims too" A "Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all o

Depression
The Blues. Down in the dumps. Feeling low. Whatever you call it... depression is never a good thing. Stress is a regular part of life, but when it controls your interactions with your family and friends it can be a very bad bad thing. Maybe it is just the crap I got going on at my job or the fact that I havn't seen the sun in about oh, 3 weeks. Working the graveyard shift in the winter can be a very hard thing to keep a handle on when you are suffering from depression. I don't know why this is hitting me so hard but it is and I am having a real hard time relaxing and letting go of even the smallest of petty things that just set me off. I am going to off and on here for a few weeks so if I dont show as online this is why. Laterz all ~work~

I'm On A Journey...
Oh, the Places You'll Go! Congratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away! You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go. You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care. About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there." With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. And you may not find any you'll want to go down. In that case, of course, you'll head straight out of town. It's opener there in the wide open air. Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you. And when things start to happen, don't worry. Don't stew. Just go right along. You'll start happening too. OH! THE PLACES YOU'LL GO! You'll be on your way up! You'll be see

Moi? Most Kissable Female On Fubar!!
Alright all... I've been entered into this contest... now I ask you all my family, friends and fans... HELP ME WIN!! If I win, I will buy all of you that help me a Big Pimpin Gift. Thanks MUAH!! 832877 - Sexxy Brown Eyes - 1 A secret admirer has sent you a bough of mistletoe, which enters you in a contest to determine the most kissable male and female on Fubar.For more information, please see my blog. http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 This user has kissed you 1 time. Merry Christmas!

25 Things You Should Know
1) My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals -- from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings -- and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've ever dated. I have done a hand-comparison measurement so I can divulge size and girth with a high level of accuracy. When my friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It's not going to change.) 2)The best way to find out what is going on with me is to ask me.... if that doesn't work.. ask my best friend. She will not only be able to tell you what is wrong, but also how I want you to fix it. 3)Just looking at your hands can turn me on. 4)When you go away, even for a day, I sleep in your favorite old T-shirt because it smells like you. 5) I fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before we actually first got naked. 6)I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to yo

"new Slave" From "g"
New slave" Gazing up at you, the stunning shock of your loveliness again shakes me to my core. Rational thought flees. i react. Only. i am yours. Only. Strap by strap, i shudder. Leather creaks. My focus shrinks with each new layer of tightness, of sensation, of restraint you add. You are my world now. All i exist for is You. Be hot. i am hot, burning. Be cold, still. i am dead, blackness. Be desire. i am pure lust, straining, helpless, each fiber only wanting You, needing Your touch, needing the least tone of Your voice that fills my head, expanding my brain until i feel like a crystal that resonates only to one signal. Your signal. Ahhh, Your touch on me, the cycle of sensation begins again. Goddess!! How is it possible to be only lust, Redness, wanting, sensations flooding my brain, flushing rational thought away in a burst of blinding, overwhelming, consuming desire. "Mmmm..." You hum with pleasure. i know what stirs you. i smell your

From "m"
"Today, you will be cleaning the kitchen floor. It could use a good cleaning so a mop won't do; you will use a scouring sponge. I expect nothing less than a thorough cleaning. Are you listening to me?!" "Yes Mistress" "I ask because you were looking at your nipples, not at me. If you are not going to look at me when I am addressing you, I could always blindfold you. Do you really think you could clean this floor to my satisfaction if you were blindfolded?" "No Mistress it probably would not be good enough, although I would try my best". I had been looking down at my nipples because of the clothes pins pinching them, I was wondering if I was going to be able to clean the floor without hitting one and causing me more discomfort. My mistress called me over and told me to turn around and face the kitchen, she was now behind me. She reached around and pulled me against her. This was nice as I was naked and beginning to get a bit chilly waiting there. She t

What Kindof Sandwhitch Are You
You Are a Club Sandwich You are have a big personality. It's hard for anyone to ignore you! You dream big. You think big. And you eat big. Some people consider you high maintenance, but you just know what you want... and when you want it. Your best friend: The Tuna Fish Sandwich Your mortal enemy: The Peanut Butter and Jelly SandwichWhat Kind of Sandwich Are You?

Naughty
You Were Naughty This Year You Were 75% Naughty, 25% Nice You may not have been good this year... But you sure had a really good time. And nothing from Santa could top that!Were You a Naughty Girl or Nice Girl this Year?

Life
THEY SAY LIFE IS A BITCH, I BELIEVE IT- CUZ SHE DONE FUCKED ME OVER AND OVER- SITTIN IN AN OLDS', BUT I WANNA RIDE ROVER- SHE DRIVES ME TO DRINK, WHEN I WANNA BE SOBER- SHE PUT ME WITH A BITCH 'BOUT 5 YRS OLDER- RAN ME MAD, NOW IM BOLDER- FO'FO' MAG, PUSH EM DOWN LIKE BOULDERS- SHE MAKES ME SICK, I HATE THAT BITCH...

Pagan Symbols
THE MOON Changes it's face roughly every 28-29 days, at about the same rate that female humans menstruate, it has long been associated with the feminine and hence the Goddess - Artemis and Hecate. THE SUN The God symbol - Apollo and Jesus THE CHALICE Cup used in ritual It is a container and is associated with the womb and vagina, and hence a symbol of the Goddess. Two examples of Chalices in myth are the Cup that Jesus had drunk from at the last supper, and the Holy Grail, which the knights of the round table had to search for in order for Arthur (and the land) to become whole again. THE ATHEME It is a dagger used in rituals, primarily to focus and concentrate power. It is a phallic symbol and as a cutting tool a divider, and thus represents The God. Magic swords are another version of the Atheme and are popular in fantasy novels and myth. One example is Excaliber, which King Arthur uses via "divine right". Another is Stormbringer, as used by Elric in the sto

At Least Some News Is Good
The serpentine belt did not break and the new one would have only been $20 anyway, had I needed to use it. The belt did not come off because of any pumps burning out, the idler pulley had come off and was $15. The part store let you borrow the right tools for free (paid a deposit which was refunded upon return of the tool). So the van is running. One small good in the face of the bad

Wicca
Wicca is a Neopagan religion that can be found in many English-speaking countries. Originally founded by the British civil servant Gerald Gardner, probably in the 1940s, although it was first openly revealed in 1954. Since its founding, various related Wiccan traditions have evolved, the original being Gardnerian Wicca, which is the name of the tradition that follows the specific beliefs and practices established by Gerald Gardner. repeatedly in his published work of 1954. The spelling "Wicca" is now used almost exclusively, (Seax-Wica being the only major use of the four-letter spelling). In Old English, wicca meant necromancer or male witch. Some contend that the term wicca is related to Old English witan, meaning wise man or counselor, but this is widely rejected by language scholars as false etymology. Nonetheless, Wicca is often called the "Craft of the wise" as a result of this misconception.It appears that the word may be untraceable beyond the Old English period. Derivati

My Aura
***Your Aura is Blue*** Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura? http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourauraquiz/

My Shorts
All those years I thought I had the world by the tail. I forgot their was a Lion on the other end just waintin to kick my ass... Turns out, the biggest troublemaker you'll every have to deal with in your life is most likely looking back at you in the mirror each morning. Developing good judgement comes from making a lot of bad choices. An old Oklahoma wrangler once told me..."You can be anything you wanna be, but you can never be something you're not. Be proud you're a cowboy." I would rather be on my Harley thinking about how great God is, than in church thinking about my Harley. Always end every conversation with those you love with "I love you" you never know when it might be the last time. Be glad you don't get what you really deserve.

Online Dating
i have no idea what im doing on this web page ...lol im here for friends not a boyfriend or a f*%k friend i do have standards ...so if you want to be friend im ok with that if you want to f*%k me or date me ..i dont know what to tell you.... i like to meet face to face to date people

The Story Of Christmas
The Story of Christmas Christmas (literally, the Mass of Christ) is a traditional holiday in the Christian calendar which takes place on the twenty-fifth day of December and celebrates the birth of Jesus. According to the Christian gospels, Jesus was born to the Virgin Mary in Bethlehem, where Mary and her husband Joseph had travelled to register in the Roman census. His birth was said by his followers to fulfill the prophecies of Judaism that a messiah would come, from the house of David. Christmas is also a secular holiday throughout much of the world, including countries with small Christian populations, such as Japan. The precise date of the birth and historicity of Jesus are much debated. "Christmas" is often abbreviated to Xmas, possibly because the letter X resembles the Greek letter (Chi), which is the first letter of Christ's name as spelled in Greek. The Story of Christmas The story of Christ's birth has been handed down for centuries, based primarily on t

The Earth
The earth was created by the assistance of the sun, and it should be left as it was.... The Country was made without lines of demarcation and it is no mans business to divide it.... I see the white all over the country gaining wealth and see their desire to give us lands which are worthless. The earth and myself are of one mind. The measure of land and the measure of our bodies are the same. Say it to us if you can say it, that you were sent by Creative Power to talk to us. Perhaps you think the creator sent you here to destroy us as you see fit If I thought you were sent by the creator I might be I might be induced to think you had a right to dispose of me. Do not misunderstand me, but understand me fully with reference to my affection to the land. I never said the land was mine to do with as I chose. The one who has a right to dispose of it is the one who has created it. I claim a right to live on my land, and accord you the privilage to live on yours. "Heinmot Tooyalaket "Chief

History Of Christmas Trees
History of Christmas Trees Long before there was a Christmas, Egyptians brought green palm branches into their homes on the shortest day of the year in December as a symbol of life's triumph over death. Romans adorned their homes with evergreens during Saturnalia, a winter festival in honor of Saturnus, their god of agriculture. Druid priests decorated oak trees with golden apples for their winter solstice festivities. In the middle ages, the Paradise tree, an evergreen hung with red apples, was the symbol of the feast of Adam and Eve held on December 24th. The first recorded reference to the Christmas tree dates back to the 16th century. In Strasbourg, Germany (now part of France), families both rich and poor decorated fir trees with colored paper, fruits, and sweets. The retail Christmas tree lot also dates back that far - in those times, older women would sell trees harvested from nearby forests. The tradition spread through Europe and was brought to the Un

A Slaves Trust
as a child trust was free until stolen from me as a womantrust came slow leaving quickly with a drunken blow as a mom trust is blind broken stolen yet here time after time as a slave my trust runs deep contracted a safeword to keep through an earned collar and a masters gaze serving trusting the rest of my days the word girl or pet continuisouly reminds no excuse to forget to kneel to serve awaiting your commands trustgiven freely no one demands pushing my limits 1 step at a time no fear of failing for you master are behind you will catch this girl shall she stumble and lose her way for you lead i follow trusting a lil more each day free thinking collared lost found enslaved and free giving trusting letting go of me idenity and self intact though slave i am serving willingly my mate my master my man

Pissed Pissed Pissed
ok im pissed of highly with this site and i am adult so i used the word fucking because sometimes I use the word fuck fuck fuckity fuck!!! the part that pisses me off is I have a few people I only talk to through fu that I brought to the fucking site so we could fucking chat while they were at fucking work so that fucking pisses me off that i'm going to be gone from there page and they arent going to know why.... mostly though is its takes like 200 something thousand fu bucks to buy a ticker and I had been saving that much to gift a friend a ticker for there BDay now I cant do that and im fucking pissed about it.... this fucking site is to fucking much... I have lots of op's about it right now and would be very easy to leave fact is the only way I get to talk to catch and he is important to me so I cant just walk away from it so greg your gonna have to find a way to communicate with me because I am highly pissed with this site and could just not ever use it again....anyway did I say I

Nursing Home Sex
Nursing Home Sex Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "Sex!!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,

No Peace....
MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts I would empty my soul of the dreams that have gathered, I would beat with your heart as it beats, I would follow your soul as it leads, A wind blowing over my soul, I hear it cry the whole night through, I am weary and go with downcast eyes, And you will never hear the songs, That you have turned to sighs, there is no peace for me on earth, Even with you....

The Haunted Heart
A time before I had met you, I stared out a window with a view. A view where life was dull and plain. Watching people walk by hand in hand. Watching them glance into eachothers eyes as the world turned around them.Seeing the glow of love that surrounded them.Since meeting you, I have a picture in my mind. I see you and I locked in a look entranced into one anothers eyes and the world whisking by in a blur. I feel your touch as you embrace me into your arms. The softness of your skin against mine.Seeing the happiness that you feel burst from your smile. Feeling our love flourish from a freindship to a partnership. A commitment we both want to make , but so scared to allow a scorned heart to take.We let the ghosts ofour past to make the decisions for our futures. So we are left with a haunted heart cold and lonely

Blah!
so im taking on a bit emotionally, i am extremly not happy that nicole is coming to visit us for xmas, i can't stand her. so im just gonna tell her to fuck off. for those who dont know wtf im taking about nicole (11ys) is my boyfriend ian,'s daughter who is a huge bitch. she has done so much hurt i cant explain it all here. the good side is justin is coming. i love that lil guy. hes 7 this dec 23rd. tomorrow my friends dog gets put down. so im feeling and absorbing her grief as best i can. xmas. i hate xmas. thank god its not up to me or i would have it outlawed.

I Didnt Write These! Funny And Cute
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill was a pre-op tranny The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow... I LIKE THIS ONE LOL The Penis Poem My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing It used to be embarrassing The way it

A Bad Week
Last week was so bad for me.I was supposed to get my paycheck wendsday but couldnt go pick it up.I figured it would be in the mail thursday but nope so I figured friday but nope nor saturday so that totaly ruined my week and I wont know what happened until tomorrow.To make matters worse I had bought a 20 sack to help kill my pain and it somehow got thrown away so now I have no money and no weed.I really hope this coming week is better.

From My Big Brother =)
hes amazing isn't he!! I love him!! Though I haven't been feeling good today, I thought of you and wrote this with you in my mind. I hope you'll like it! "My Heart is full" You are always on my mind, no matter what time of day. Even when I shouldn't, I think about you anyway. And when I think about you this much, The day seems so very long. When all the time we spend apart, just seems so very wrong. You are my special gift, Sent from up above. Sent to me from heaven, Sent for me to love. Thank you for your smile, and your light that fills my dreams. You always make it brighter, No matter how dark it seems. I love you baby girl. TC of yourself and think of me when you feel at your lowest. Perhaps it will bring a smile to your face and lift your heavy heart! xOxOxo

Last Night
Last night....All I have to say is that if you are with a hot girl don't blow off your friends and make them feel bad and if you are going to kick it, then at least don't tell your friends to f*ck off just to make yourself look cool you mean smurf-lookin, snoopy impressionist bitch! Other than that drunk jenga was hella fun! :)

What We Obtain Too Cheap, We Esteem Too Lightly.
THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.

For Him
Last night I dreamt That you were by my side Your arms circled around me, and You were looking into my eyes You were whispering sweet nothings in my ear Promising you'll always be here That you'll never go away... I looked into your eyes Then, your lips touched mine As my mind drifted away I fell in love all over again My heart started beating faster, and I had that same feeling when I knew you were the one For the very first time, when I had butterflies All the feelings of wanting you around But not being able to tell you about So I would brush you off, acting like I didn't like you When I felt so good when you were around When you'd touch me, I had melted inside Kind of like now I feel your warmth touching me all over my body, and My heart seems to skip a beat Now I feel your eyes looking at my body So I close mine, and You start to kiss me all over You run your finger down my neck to my chest, and I start to feel what's going on is getting intense My heart

"dirty Little Secret"
Let me know that I've done wrong When I've known this all along I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret Who has to know When we live such fragile lives It's the best way we survive I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret Who has to know The way she feels inside (inside) Those thoughts I can't deny (deny) These sleeping thoughts won't li

Pacs Timeline
.:: 2pac Timeline September 1968: Tupac's mother, Afeni Shakur, joins the New York Black Panther party at age 22. April 1969: Afeni's is arrested and charged with conspiracy to bomb several public areas in new York City. While out on bail, Afeni courts two men: Legs, a local hood, and Billy, a member of the party. February 1971: Afeni, pregnant with Tupac, has her bail revoked; she's sent to the Women's House of Detention in Greenwich Village. June 16, 1971: Shortly after his mom is acquitted on bombing charges, Tupac Amaru Shakur is born in New York. Tupac Amaru are Inca Words meaning "shining serpent." Shakur is Arabic for Thankful to God. 1975-1983: Tupac's family shuttles between the Bronx and Harlem, at times living in shelters. 1983: Legs comes to live with the Shakur family; Tupac "claims" him as his father. Legs introduces Afeni to Crack. September 1983: Afeni enrolls 12-year-old Tupac in the 127th Street Ensemble, a Harlem theater group. In his first per

Hi
Well this is my first blog so I will make it a short and sweet one. I am 30 and a loving father of 2 beautiful boys. I live in Indiana ( which is not much of a state ) lol. well if you want to know more just let me know.

Start Bombing
Contest Started on friday and these people really need your help. So if any friends want to come help out. These are the contestants for my contest. Contest runs until December 31st. So pick a person and help them out thank you. All help will not go un noticed and i will be giving out VIP gifts to anyone that helps. This Contest is brought to you by FuBaRsLaDyInReD♥CuTeCaNaDiAnGaL™~Fubar wifey of I'm Hip....;)...Fu Owned by Texas Camaro N@ fubar

Do You Know What A 710 Is? Lmao
Do you know what a 710 is ? A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is Then Look here It is oil cap on upside down

Checklist
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers:

Why?
Heartbroken.....Empty....Dark......Broken....Hurt....Sad.....Unfeeling....Lost..... Why is it that the ones we care about the most......Are always the ones to hurt you the worst???? My sun was shining for a change and in a moment...I am in darkness once again.....Alone....Confused....Angry.... I feel as though my soul has left me....Cold and Hungry..... I hope to feel the warmth of the sun shining on me once again.......

"poetic Love Rant"
I'm done you won Is that what you want to hear Aint no use anymore You settled your score Now you've come back For what more There's none left Nothing in me You've drained it all Left me empty Once again I'm here Wondering why If the bottom line was love I'm here standing here alone With no one to share it with Not talking about me and you I'm talking about You you you you and yes even you You know who you are Or maybe you don't Maybe you dont care Or maybe you hope That'd I'd forget See I'm tired of you calling me about him Not not that situation Although it seems like so many times I'm in The same damn predicament This suit of armor can't get rid of it Gift and a curse Except its only been the worse I never changed from start to finish We just opened up And my love you didn't let in You I'm tired of seeing your face I'm sick and tired of hearing your name But it's not your fault Your not to blame I'm so confused What's a boy to do Yet I'm a m

Found Someone New
You hurt me for so long But now i'm moving on Cause im tired of being torn apart Now i'm getting a brand new start I found someone new He is much better than you With him i stand tall No longer will i fall And i refuse to feel anymore hurt and pain All your mind games drove me insane His love helps my heart mend He brings all my troubles to an end He takes away all my sorrow With him i see tomorrow Now i can stand strong And the memories of me and you will soon be gone By: Lacy Bannister

Purity
The world awash with purity as bathed within a glow of pure perfection constantly, my dears, this is my goal. Within perfection's radiation how quickly would life raise to bestow benediction as in the early days. Purity is attainable by every one of you, just make your good sustainable, and let your Light shine through. Call love into your consciousness, your heart it's habitation, out picture then the happiness of purity's radiation. And let that glow out from you go to north, south, east and west, and you'll become a wondrous star of pure perfection's best.

Wanna Be Heard On Fubar's Radio Station.. Hydaway?
hey... So guess what my faithful hydaway radio station listeners.. I would like some shout outs.. from my listeners... basically you have to have the following..to make a simple 30 sec shout out.. 1.) a mic. 2.) sound recorder (found under acessories under the start bar) then finally, just hit start recording and say your name.. and that you always love to listen to hydaway radio.. personalize it.. tell the listeners who you are and what lounge you tuned into hydaway radio @... we have a huge list of pplz.. who have us streaming.. its simple.. and when you get a final recording message me and ill messageyou back with my yahoo where you can mail it to me.. sound like fun? i sure hope so..

People Of Fubar
My friend LadyLoneWolf is Haveing some problems it would really make her feel better if you would drop in and say hey you dont have to rate or comment just say I nice word or two and let her knoe she's not alone I know it would help out alot Thank you Cindy

I Know The Way
i know the way to nirvana, i follow my black cat, merlin who trails torpid fire-flies dancing dreamily through ethers some call reality. panther-topaz eyes pierce the veils, revealing celestial messengers sliding down crystal moonbeams, slowly spreading their satin wings over landscapes of longing. they pour out starlight from crystal vials whose sweet fragrance is a benediction mingling with woodland mists, wafting through lattice-gauze of storied tiers and lofty sentinels. whirlpools of dreams fade away into nothingness. fitful slumbers spasm into a single pulse of remembering, lifting hearts high upon its crest. dawn's genesis thaws the night, expectation quivers the atmosphere, a pastel chorus touches the horizon, a star is born, washing the sky, a world awakens. solar lions leap down into earth roaring their joy, shaking hilltops and valleys, fluttering eye-lids and hearts, a sleeper awakens. oh rampant emissaries of the light! seize my s

Infinity's Hourglass
exotic stars glide majestically around circles within circles. galaxies of suns and worlds and civilizations flowing into the nexus of cycles of aeons of centuries of days and hours and minutes and seconds. they are myriad grains of sand dropping through infinity's hourglass.

Addicted~kelly Clarkson
It's like you're a drug It's like you're a demon I can't face down It's like I'm stuck It's like I'm running from you all the time And I know I let you have all the power It's like the only company I seek is misery all around It's like you're a leech Sucking the life from me It's like I can't breathe Without you inside of me And I know I let you have all the power And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you It's like I can't think Without you interupting me In my thoughts In my dreams You've taken over me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm lost It's like I'm giving up slowly It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me Leave me alone And I know these voices in my head Are mine alone And I know I'll never change my ways If I don't give you up now I'm hooked on you I need a fix I can't take it Just one more hit I promise I can

Is It Over Yet?
Ok anyone that knows me knows I hate this time of year. Absolutely HATE it! Why, you ask? Well it's simple.....people! Yep that's it. I hate people. Maybe it's not so much people as it is that they get stupid and mean. I hate the selfishness of Christmas. Don't get me wrong, I'm as selfish as the average person, if not more so. And I often live in denial of my selfishness. However Christmas time is the ultimate selfish period of the year and everyone denies it. People will ram you to get a car park at a shopping mall. They push past you desperately seeking the last ham or toy. People are in a rush and they don't care who else they hurt as long as they are okay. It's the selfish gene at its most virulent- everyone looking after their own family at the expense of everyone else. Yet we call it the season of good will. The stores get crowded with loud crying children who seem to be completely unsupervised as they throw all sorts of shit into the isles, old people looking for "the" dea

Too All Those Missing Someone
I watch my Mom sometimes. My Dad died 9 years ago. This time of year is rough for her sometimes. Tomorrow would have been their 51st wedding anniversary. I miss my Dad too. He always made me laugh. I never wanted people to say that I looked like him growing up. Honestly, I do. I realy have his eyes. lol I got his sense of humor too. I will never forget my Dad saying I love you to me on his hospital bed. It was at that momment that I knew that he was gonna die. The funny thing is that I love to think about him now. 9 years later and I am still telling his stories. lol My dad is the classic legend to several boys and girls. The favorite of my neice is the Christmas tree incident. I was playing with the train around the tree with her while Mom was at the store. The train got stuck on the track and I had to climb under the tree. My neice accidentally tipped it over on me. My Dad was rushing out the door, because he said Mom wasn't blaming him for this one and the tree

Chemicals React~aly&aj
You make me feel out of my element Like I'm walkin' on broken glass Like my worlds spinnin' in slow motion And you're movin' too fast Were you right, was I wrong Were you weak, was I strong, yeah Both of us broken Caught in a moment We lived and we loved And we hurt and we jumped, yeah But the planets all aligned When you looked into my eyes And just like that The chemicals react You make me feel out of my element Like I'm drifting out to the sea Like the tides pullin' me in deeper Makin' it harder to breathe We cannot deny, how we feel inside We cannot deny Kaleidoscope of colors Turning hopes on fire, sun is burning Shining down on both of us Don’t let us lose it (don’t let us lose it...) We lived We loved We hurt we jumped We're right We're wrong We're weak We're strong We lived to love But the planets all aligned When you looked into my eyes And just like that Watch the chemicals react