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Best Of Best.......links 2 The Pics
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Please Help Her Become A Godmother!!!!
CUTESMILEY1 NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 174,601 points = GodMother. Go help her out, all love is returned. Here's her link below, hit it hard. Cutesmily1121,672 Points to go! REPOST PLZ. THANKS IN ADVANCE. pimpout has been brought to you by: CANADIAN - NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!!!@ fubar (repost of original by 'CANADIAN - NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!!!' on '2007-11-18 10:49:14')

The Journey
We drove as though it would sustain the night, Like the highway that stretched before us, right into eternity. With no direction. No purpose. Only knowing we’d know when we arrived. We fell into silent rhythm of the passing street signs. A hypnotic trance, As we watched the neon blur streak through the dark And the road unravel in twists and turns. We blindly followed, With unwavering faith that we’d reach our destination, With unyielding freedom of nowhere to go. We were empowered. We had defied reality, In our vessel that traveled away from place and time, Away from expectations and restrictions. The thrill of escape pushed us further, Until the hypnotic hush fell over us permanently, And serenity was found: Our final destination, Uncovered through the journey of the open road.

Sunday, November 18,2007
Today has been a very exhausting day. I had church choir practice, sunday school, and church this morning, which is always enjoyable. But today was slightly different. I am also in the choir at the University that I attend. So my today, actually started way back in August, but the stress started yesterday with dress rehersal. We started DR at 1015 am, and concluded around 12. Making sure that all soloist, instrumentalist, and logistics were all squared away. The today, starting with my morning this morning, then home for about an hour the off to the college for the concert. The concert started today at 3 and we concluded about an hour later. I will say that everything went ok. Soloist (me included in that) all did well, the instrumentalist all did well, and the choir pieces that we performed seemed greatly appreciated by the audience. And of course, in my fashion of not knowing when is enough....I still have to help someone with a research project, go to a gift exc hange drawi

Keep Looking
Some will tell you that you're wrong You do it all the wrong way Some will tell you that you're wrong That you don't know the way They enjoy cheapness Don't show your weakness Don't let them bother you, no They enjoy cheapness Don't show your weakness Oh no It's no use sitting down Don't walk 'round with a frown Oh no, keep looking It's no use sitting around With your head in your hands Oh no, keep looking Some will tell you that you're wrong You do it all the wrong way Some will tell you that you're wrong That you don't know the way They enjoy cheapness Don't show your weakness Don't let them bother you, no They enjoy cheapness Don't show your weakness Oh no It's no use sitting down Don't walk 'round with a frown Oh no, keep looking It's no use sitting around With your head in your hands Oh no, keep looking Keep looking Keep looking Don't lay awake at night Thinking about your worries Thinking about your problems Don't lay awake at ni

No Real Friends To Help!!!
YOU KNOW I HELP ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE AND WHEN I POST A BULLETIN NO ONE EVEN READS THEM A GOOD FRIEND NEEDS HELP BUT I GUESS I HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS THAT HELP ME...WELL THE WAY I SEE IT IS I WILL NO LONGER HELP ANYONE UNLESS THEY ARE FRIENDS THAT I HAVE HELPED BEFORE THAT HAS RETURNED THE LOVE...I POSTED A BULLETIN JUST A LITTLE BIT AGO TO TRYU AND GET SOME OF WHAT I THOUGHT WERE FRIENDS TO HELP ME BUT NO ONE LOOKS AT IT I GUESS IF I WAS SOME HOT SHOT FEMALE THAT WAS IN A BOMBING FAMILY I WOULD GET HELP BUT JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT IN ONE ONE HELPS ANYONE WELL TO HELL WITH IT THIS IS A GREAT FRIEND SO I GUESS I WILL HELP HER ON MY OWN SINCE I HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS THAT WILL...THANKS FOR NOTHING EVERYONE........THIS IS A GREAT PERSON WHO IS TRYING TO WIN AND IF ANYONE IS A REAL FRIEND THEY WOULD HELP ME OUT....BUT WHATEVER...

The Year 1907
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1907. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1907: ************************************ The average life expectancy was 47years. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles Of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the EiffelTower! The average wage in 1907 was 22cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME. Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medic

Nekropolis 6 - Fetish Party Event - Pictures
This past Nov 10, it was held in My area an awesome Fetish Party called Nekropolis, this was edition #6 and it was My first, I had a blast!! can't wait to go to the next ones..... here are some pics I didn't add to My albums for lack of space... enjoy them.. I know I did!! THE GANG - THESE ARE SOME OF MY BDSM GROUP FRIENDS THE BAND - VICIOUS ALLIANCE - THEY WERE REALLY GOOD MY FRIEND VELVET EROTICA - SHE'S A CUTIE PIE A LITTLE DARLING - NOUSE CANDY - I'M PRETTY SURE THIS GUY HAS A FISHNET FETISH!! THE THEME OF THE PARTY WAS MEDICAL FETISH... SHE MADE A REALLY COOL NAUGHTY NURSE COLOURFUL PEOPLE THE SHOW - BY WILLIE WANKER - HE IS THE PRODUCER OF THE NEKROPOLIS SHOWS - IT WAS REALLY COOL TO SEE HIM GETTING HIMSELF HANGED BY THE SKIN...

Spiral Down
Have you ever come to a point in your life when you stop and ask whats next? A time when everything just slows down and feels almost like a stop, so you look forward in life only to find mystery. I have recently and it threw me for a loop. i didnt like standing still so i started making my own movement. Everything was thrown into a whirlwind of confusion and bad mistakes. you cant take fate into your own hands and choose its course you can only help steer its direction. life isnt a car with you at the wheel, its a sailboat and you control the rutter. sometimes the wind blows and sometimes it doesnt

Another Satisfying Football Weekend
Well it's 5 pm on Sunday. I've had a really good weekend, watching my Packers win their game earlier over the Panthers, pushing their record to 9-1. I am looking forward to their next two games. They should be very telling on the success we'll be having for the rest of the season and the playoffs. The Badgers won their game yesterday, keeping a hold of Paul Bunyan's Axe, beating the Minnesota Golden Gophers 41-34. Another positive was Penn State losing to Michigan St., so it's possible that Wisconsin will be playing on New Year's Day. I love football almost as much as I love my friends here on fubar :D

More Baby
Tomorrow we find out the sex of the baby. I'm way to freaking fucking excited. Last night the baby went crazy and was using my bladder as a punching bag. Wasnt fun. Felt like i had to go the bathroom every five minutes. But at least we know its a strong healthy baby. And obviously more active then it's parents :) These french fries are good.

Song Of Life....
There's a song For everyone And there's a writer For every song I used to write My own song Wanted to be free Accepted to be lonely But now I see I gave my pen to you I gave up my freedom Chose to be with you There's a writer For every song Now you write My song... New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments

Why I Fired My Secretary
Last week was my birthday And I didn't feel very well Waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my wife Faye would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", And possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone " Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids....They will remember. My kids, Willy and Robby came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low And somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, My secretary Sherri said, "Good Morning Joe, And by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better That at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , When Sherri knocked on my door And said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, And it is your Birthday, What do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Sherri,

Do Your Part, Please
http://www.marrow.org/ Your Contributions Make a Difference Private gifts. Public good. The National Marrow Donor Program (NMDP) is dedicated to making sure every patient has the best possible chance to receive the life-saving transplant he or she needs. Working together We work with individuals, corporations, foundations and organizations to improve access to treatment by: * Providing financial assistance to patients in need * Conducting community and nationwide drives to add donors to our Registry * Sponsoring research initiatives to improve transplant survival rates With your help With your help, more patients can access the treatment they so desperately need. * Make a contribution to support our life-changing work. The Marrow Foundation The Marrow Foundation® serves the NMDP by providing opportunities for individuals, corporations, foundations and organizations to financially support our work. * Learn more about The Marrow Fo

Sad Day In My Family 11/18/07
My uncle passed away on Friday, November 16, 2007. He made it 10 days past his 78th birthday which was November 6, 1929. My other uncle is hopefully going to make it from his stroke. It was a rainy day today. It seems as though when there's a funeral it rains. I mentioned it to a friend of mine, and he said, that even the angels have to cry when someone is taken away from us. I know that he is in a better place and not suffering anymore.

America: Freedom To Fascism Wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America:_Freedom_to_Fascism America: Freedom to Fascism (also America: From Freedom to Fascism or (per the title card) America: Freedom to Fascism Volume One) is a 2006 film by Aaron Russo. It was exhibited in theaters in select U.S. cities.[1] This documentary covers many subjects, including: the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), the income tax, the Federal Reserve System, national ID cards (REAL ID Act), human-implanted RFID tags (Spychips), Diebold electronic voting machines,[2] globalization, Big Brother, taser weapons abuse,[3] and the alleged use of terrorism by government as a means to diminish the citizens' rights. Some of the premises of the film include: * The Federal Reserve banking system is unconstitutional and has maxed out the national debt and bankrupted the United States government. * Federal income taxes were imposed in response to, or as part of, the plan implementing the Federal Reserve System. * Federal incom

~friendship~
Friendship is based on honesty and trust. Friendship is being able to help when help is needed. Friendship is being able to tell one another the truth even though it may hurt. Friendship is being able to just hang out and have a good time. Friendship is knowing when something is wrong without anything being said. Friendship is both good times and bad times. The one thing that friendship is not and that is lieing because your afraid to tell the truth. I will always be your friend and will always be here to help you and make you smile when you are sad, I will never lie to you to spare your feelings, because lieing always leads to more hurt. I hope you feel the same way and value our friendship as much as I do. I will always be your friend, the question is will you always be my friend.

The King Of Random Ii
Here's your damn random blog so you ALL can leave me alone about it. -You like my profile picture? It's exactly what you think it is. -I'm going to eat the Wonder Pets. -Nothing more annoying that Liberals calling my house at 7 am trying to get me to vote for an election that's going to happen NEXT YEAR!!!!! -Somebody used Sponge-Bob as a Contraceptive spounge........ewwww...... -Have I ever mentioned before in any of these blogs that I like porn? -Anybody else but me want to slap Bruce Springstien and tell him to go back to 1984? -I'm starting to feel better -I need a new computer! My birthday is in 12 days..... -I'm going to splice the genes of a camel and a monkey. Hey, It's my random blog and I'll say what I want! -Mike Vick should get the Death Penealty. Put some weed and coke on him put a half dozen drug dogs in his cell and lock the door. -R.I.P. Fabolous Moolah

Blonde's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! *********** March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! *********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? *********** October - Hate M &M's.....th

Be Thankful
Ok. Thanksgiving is coming. The fourth thursday of November. I can't help enough to set aside and give thanks for the things that we receive or give each time. It occurs to me that every time I see advertisements in stores it's always between Halloween and Christmas and a little of Thanksgiving. Boggles the mind. I see little of dining sets and inflatable turkeys of Thanksgiving and a whole lot of Christmas decorations! Well, anyway between Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas I like to call "the giving seasons". Why? because I think we give more around this time than any other day or season on the calendar. Just my opinion. What's on the menu for me on Thursday? Nothing but the Food, Fellowship, Family, Football and just being together. I might be able to do a errand routine of getting extras of nutmeg, butter, buying the thanksgiving edition of the Journal for reading and shopping previews. Also, I'll play my Madden 08 game a couple of times during the day. For this Thanksgivin

Anal Sex
Male-female In several cultures, receptive anal intercourse by heterosexual partners is widely accepted. One reason is that there is very low risk of unwanted pregnancy via unprotected anal intercourse (though this is not an absolute guarantee, since semen can leak from the anus, across the perineum, and enter the vagina). Also, anal sex is even sometimes seen as preserving female virginity, because it leaves the hymen intact. Another reason is that the anus is considered to yield more tactile pleasure for the penis, being tighter than the vagina. The Renaissance poet Pietro Aretino advocated the practice in his Sonetti Lussuriosi (Lust Sonnets). Alternatively, the male may take the receptive role in heterosexual anal sex, usually aided by sex toys. The practice of pegging, in which a woman wearing a strap-on dildo penetrates her male partner, is gaining acceptance. Moreover, due to the proximity of the prostate gland to the rectum, it has been suggested that males may derive gre

Wednesday Night!!!!!!
All my friends in my area, come out to Shenanigan's in Sheboygan Wednesday night, my farewell Wisconsin performance with Fusion, before I head to sunny FLA. Will be a memorable night, so come out and help send me off proper!!!!!

A Tourists Guide To Driving In New York City
"A Tourists Guide to Driving In New York City" I've spent many years driving in NYC both for work and for pleasure. I thought I'd share some insights to the skills and mindset needed to drive here for any of you that might ever be thinking of doing so. Hope this is helpful. 1) DO NOT DRIVE IN NEW YORK CITY!!! There's no reason for you to drive here. We've got trains, taxis, ferries, buses, horse drawn cariages, helicopters, rickshaws (really!), trams, and many more ways to get you wherever you need to go, and faster than you could drive there anyway. Seriously...park your car in Fort Lee, NJ and take a bus into Manhattan. Trust me, you have no idea what you're getting into driving here. 2) HOW THE STREETS WORK There are 12 "avenues" that run north-south. The first through third are 1st, 2nd and 3rd Avenue. 1st and 3rd go north only while 2nd goes south only. The fourth is Lexington, except in Harlem where it's Malcolm X Boulevard....it goes south The fifth is Madiso

Lesson 2
The most important thing to do at the beginning of going down on a man is to learn to gauge his reactions to stimulus. Once this is done, you will be able to finish him on demand, thereby keeping the favor from becoming a chore. While his erect penis points toward the ceiling, cup his testicles in one hand and gently, using only your tongue, lick softly, but carefully along the entire underside of his erect organ. As you explore along the underbelly you will learn those areas that give him the greatest pleasure when your tongue is touching them. For most men the most sensitive area will be the point where the ring of the head and the foreskin are attached; or were attached prior to his circumcision. Position yourself so that your tongue is in direct contact with the “split” in the glans head, and simply stimulate that area with any variety of motions; circular, back and forth, side to side.

Dating
I am a member of a few dating sites...I know silly me! But although I am not a small girl, it never bothered me, I am who I am, take it or leave it! But I recieved this message on one that said " NOT ONLY ARE YOU A FAT B*&%H BUT YOU SCARY UGLY TOO!! I have never been so annoyed, shocked, depressed in MY LIFE!! Who do some of these guys think they are??

Dear Miss Behavin (katie Lou)
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. If i could take you anywhere in the world with me i would take you______________. Life without you would be like________________________. if you died tomorrow my reaction would be____________________. i filled this out most of all because_______________________. so now for my final words: ____________________________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun and you can really make someone's day. Message them and dont be afraid to see what people will put!

Chinese Proverbs
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded e

Grandma's Love
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend? Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, Hello, son, is your grandma home? The little boy replied, Yeah, but she is in the bedroom banging her boyfriend. Grandma's minister fainted.

Jason Aldean
Okay love this guy! His songs are so meaningfull, but then again what artist doesn't sing about something meaningfull? Not sure but it is something about his voice that makes me melt like butter. If you don't know what I am talking about, listen to his track called WHY. And you will then fully understand unless of course you are a guy with no feelings :) Wish some of my ex's would have sand this damn song to me, I might beable to have forgiven them right then and there. Heather

Adult Game
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to do u so!!!

Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians... The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. La

Lesson 3
Place the head of his penis inside your mouth, but do not tighten your lips around the shaft. With your tongue, begin a circle motion around his head with the tip of your tongue. The head of his penis will slide to different places in your mouth as you continue the circle motion. The technique is a great transition move between techniques; just make sure to experiment with the whole spectrum of pleasurable pressure, as this is incredibly stimulating just about any way it is performed. You can also incorporate spinning your head in a back and forth motion to add a little extra sprinkle of love.

Day Of Rage
Once upon a time there was a penguin sitting on a grassy knoll. The grassy knoll over looked a beautiful yet busy business stress. The penguin noticed that there were people lined along the street watching a parade of come down the street slowly. There are little kids on their parents shoulders holding red balloons. The penguin then notices a car in the middle of the parade with four people in it. There are three men and one woman, they are smiling and waving to all the people. For some reason this sends the penguin into a fit of rage. The penguins eyes glazed over and it reached into it's fanny pack and pulls out a 9mm semi-automatic pistol. The penguin unloads a clip from the gun into the crowd. The penguin doesn't hit a single person except for a single bird flying over head. Rage fills the penguin's heart, The penguin reaches into the fanny pack again and pulls out an AK 47. With a mighty war cry the penguin fires again into the crowd. The penguin breathing heavy drops the gun

A Coupling Of Passion
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then becam

9 Words Women Use
Understanding words women use 9 words women use 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think

Two Guys In Home Depot
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.The old guy says to the young guy, Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

The Wall
I have a wall you cannot see Because it's deep inside of me It blocks my heart on every side And lets my emotions hide You can't reach in You can't reach out And you wonder what its all about This wall I have that you can't see Results from what was done to me Each time my heart was hurt The scars within grew worse and worse So brick by brick I built this wall I made it so thick it will not fall I know this process will be slow For its never easy to let things go For just by brick by brick I laid With every hurt and every pain It's really hard to let you In Thinking I might get hurt again

Darkness
Light turns to dark, It all fades away, Tonight is the night, It all falls apart. Nothing we can do, Nothing we can say, No matter the pain we feel, Tonight we lose it all. All love disappears, All faith vanishes, All hope is lost. When the darkness falls, We lose it all. Light turns to dark, Happiness to sorrow. Tonight is the night, It all fades away.

Eternity
Eternity Here I am, laying here. Waiting for you, for eternity. Here I am, here I lie. I just wish, that I would die. My pain and fears, tearing me apart. My sadness and depression, are eating at my heart. Nobody knows me, nobody understands. It would all be easier, if you would just care. But you can't, or you wont. and here I am, Laying here. Waiting. Eternally.

Faithfully
This song describes my feelings for my wife. Desy I love you baby! Highway run Into the midnight sun Wheels go round and round Youre on my mind Restless hearts Sleep alone tonight Sendin all my love Along the wire They say that the road Aint no place to start a family Right down the line Its been you and me And lovin a music man Aint always what its supposed to be Oh girl you stand by me Im forever yours...faithfully Circus life Under the big top world We all need the clowns To make us smile Through space and time Always another show Wondering where I am Lost without you And being apart aint easy On this love affair Two strangers learn to fall in love again I get the joy Of rediscovering you Oh girl, you stand by me Im forever yours...faithfully Oh, oh, oh, oh Faithfully, Im still yours Im forever yours Ever yours...faithfully

Complete Results
COMPLETE RESULTS FROM THE 21st ANNUAL WWE SURVIVOR SERIES SUNDAY NOVEMBER 18TH 2007 MIAMI, FLORIDA TRIPLE THREAT ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CM PUNK DEFEATED THE MIZ AND JOHN MORRISON 10 DIVA TAG MATCH The team of Mickie James, Maria, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool, and Kelly Kelly come out VICTORIOUS!! WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH TREVOR MURDOCH AND LANCE CADE DEFEATED HARDCORE HOLLY AND CODY RHODES TRADITIONAL SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH JEFF HARDY AND TRIPLE H WIN FOR TEAM TRIPLE H THE GREAT KHALI DEFEATED HORNSWOGGLE BY DQ WHEN FIT FINLAY RAN IN THE RING TO SAVE HORNSWOGGLE. WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CHAMPION: RANDY ORTON DEFEATED SHAWN MICHAELS

Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Merry xmas! Well lets try this a different way. No one seems to understand the fact that we own a store, in washington dc. And we bought a ton of over stock. And want to get rid of it, and be santa's little helpers. So we are offering, to sell some of our stuff to our great friends on here! We disappeared for a while, to get our life together, and open our store. Eventually we're going to go online and make a website and everything. What we have a lot of is : xbox 360's with 2 games and 2 controllers for $275.00 shipped to you. ps3 with 2 games, and 2 controllers for 330 shipped to you. A toshiba satellite a135-s7404 for 250 shipped to you Ipod Nano's 3rd generation 4gb and 8gb for 100 shipped to you. And we also have, some dvd's, video games, and digital camera's With every purchase, you recieve an apple ipod nano 2nd generation FREE! I do not charge for shipping, and i provide insurance on every package. Contact me for more details. Everything is BRAND

I'll Be Away-
hey everyone! starting tomorrow, i'll be working 70+ hours/week until the beginning of december. i don't think i'm gonna have much free time to get online. *tears* lmao anyhow, wanted you to know...i'm not being a rude bitch & ignoring you. lmao i wish you all a happy thanksgiving!! please have a drink or two for me. talk to you when i get back! don't forget to come by & leave me love while i'm gone! i'll return it when i get back. muah-hugz-lickz-nibblez

Wat U Need To Know Bout Me....lol.
NAME: LANA AGE: 25 LOCATION: WELLINGTON,NEW ZEALAND SIBLINGS: 1 SISTER OLDS NAME: PAT AND JEMMA NATIONALITY: COOK ISLAND/SAMOAN. SEX: FEMALE MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE CHILINS: 1 Hi well that is who i am.lol. Now i am a mum and a single 1 at that. My daughter jemma is 6. She can be a pain in the assssssss. well thats all u need to know about me.lol. bye

Moment Of Regrets....
My hands tremble in front of me as I hold your last poem of regrets. I blink, inhale and offer my love for you. You're there, I know it! I can feel it. "Hey! I whisper. "COME HERE!" I franticly scream in a panic. You don't even seem to hear me. Confused and scared, I analyze the memories of us. You're gone. I don't want to believe it. I didn't even share with you one fraction of what's here in my heart for you. You gave me something that I could believe in when at the same time, my actions weren't appropriately handled. Standing, looking into the mirror as I attempt to prepare this new day. It's impossible. Not even going to work. There's no way I can let 'us' go. This changes everything, not just us. Universal tidal waves that create a spiritual unbalance. I fall to my knees. Rivers of tears flow into my hands. Fresh mascara burns my eyes and I breathe a prayer for me ... for the first time. "I'm so sorry. I've failed." I say out loud while I

Nervous
So after a 2 week break from the gym.. i been sick and havent been able to go as i normally.. my eating has change and i hate to see what i gained back.. i am really scared to look at the numbers.. i know numbers not that big of a deal its how i look.. most of you think i look fine but i am hurting on the inside.. i not happy with it at all.. i am a strong person and i can not let this battle take over my life.. its time to get back to my state of mind.. i am just nervous what is ahead once again.. i need any love and support.. because i am doing this the hard way.. no surgery's of any kind.. i can do this.. i jus need your help..

For My Great Grandmother
IN MEMORY OF DORA MOZELL WALL He saw she was suffering so he took her in his arms he quietly wispered come with me with a heart full of pain we watched her fade away even though we loved her so we could not keep her here a great heart stopped beating hard working hands lay still he tore our hearts apart to show he only takes the best Amie Copyright ©2007 Amie

Life Of Music
so you open up whatever type of music player you have and put it on random or shuffle, and go in order... its pretty self explainitory... here is mine!!! Opening Credits: “Gossip Folk” Missy Elliott Waking Up: “Don’t Do Me Like That” Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers First day of School: “Come Sail Away” Styx Falling in Loving: “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” cover by Yellowcard Fight Song: “All The Small Things” Blink 182 Breaking Up: “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” Celion Dion Prom: “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” Jet Life: “Me So Horny” 2 Live Crew Mental Breakdown: “Get Me Outta Here” Jet Driving: “Bubble” Sean Paul Flashback: “calm Before The Storm” Fallout Boy Wedding: “Basketcase” Greenday Birth Of a Child: “Rain Man” Eminem Final Battle: “So Long Friend” Gym Class Heros Death Scene: “Ways and Means” Snow Patrol Funeral Song: “The Chicken Dance” Ray Castoldi End Credit: “Grind Wit Me” Pretty Ricky

44 Things A Girl Would Die For
44 Things A Girl Would Die For 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved

Why Dont You Stay
I've been sitting here staring at the clock on the wall And I've been laying here praying, praying she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be crying And I'll be begging you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waiting With my Heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dying What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me? Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of being lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep telling me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like being used and I'm tired of waiting It's too much pain to have to bear To love a man you have to share Why don't you stay I'm down on my

Sunday November 18, 2007
We here at NEWSFLASH! would like to thank Dani for reminding me to get off my lazy ass and make a NEWSFLASH!. Thank you Dani. We would also like to award Dani with the random thought of the week: "vanila snowcones rock". Thank you Dani for this nugget of joy. NEWSFLASH 11:51 PM: I know... Im cutting it close here

I Hate You
I hate the way you make me feel, I'll never be good enough for you and it tears me apart Use me up till you feel better then toss me aside, what are friends for right It makes me cry when I think bout it, could never say what I want to cause it wouldn't make a difference So I sit and stay quiet watch you go about your business, only the people you feel closest to can hurt you like this I hate the way you make me feel, cause as hard as I try I can't hate you at all

Check Out These Awesome People
I haven't pimped any of my friends out in a long while so I thought I would tonight. These people are awesome friends and have been here for me through thick and thin! A few I have just met, yet they have already made a huge impact on me. Please take the time to stop by and fan, add and rate them. You'll be happy ya did! omalleysgold....~~ Rate Me, Fan Me, Add Me.. Sign My Guest Book ~~~@ fubar ~Devil_Man~ Please Read My Profile@ fubar CANADIAN - NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!!!@ fubar longhornfanm~ FU MASTER of IRISH SWEETHEART@ fubar jdback6700@ fubar Gary - Owner Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction@ fubar StopTellingMeToSmile ... Please...@ fubar ---BaracuddA---@ fubar SeaMonkey@ fubar

My Official Tool Review
So I begin my evening with Eddie and his friend Kyle who arrive at my house to come pick me up. We head on on HwY 90. Being that half of I-10 was closed off , so there was no possible way to go that route. We stopped in Houma to pick up my girl Dani who I invited with me because Eddie bought me 2 tickets. So anyway all is going awesome and fly. Driving to N.O about 120 mph. ahh. So we get into Nola. Trying to fallow these LAME map quest directions. I SWEAR to mother fuckin whatever is in existence that I will KILLL whatever operates map quest. Not only did it give us bullshit directions, the whole issue was that EVERYONE abd their fuckign grandmother was saying that it was at UNO. So when we get there there is NO ONE there. except some other cars fallowing us and doing the same thing. So finally we get on the internet on the phone and find out that its at New Orleans Arena, which is actually next to the super dome. So we head out that way and we stop at the service station for so

No Real Profile Pics? You Wanna Be Friends?
Let me first say that I hate to have my picture taken. I just don't like the way they turn out most of the time. Yet I have nothing to hide. Therefore I do have pictures on this site. How many times have you looked at someone's profile only to find a graphics in place of profile pictures? There are no REAL pictures? And you wanna be friends? How about someone who has people pictures, but they don't look like they are "REAL"? How about the ones that are taken so far away that you can't tell if it is really them? I am starting to reconsider the way I accept and choose friends online. I have seen a few pictures that are real people, but have drawn on beards or mustaches. I kid you not. What do you think? Is it wrong to deny online friendship because they have no picture or salute? Fubar has the right idea with the salute pictures! I imagine that the bouncers look at the salute and some of the other pictures on the profile to see if it looks like the person there. So ar

Religion
Tattooing, piercing, and body modification have a spiritual essence. I am opening this ministry, Different Drummer Ministry, to preserve religious practices and to help with donations for people around the world. I refer to those rituals that are of ancient and of modern mankind. The practicioners are involved with the alteration of the body as art or as a cultural phenomenon. Ancient practices being used today must be respected and continued. Their peoples, as well, deserve assistance on many fronts. Modern practices must be respected and continued. The people who are of tribal cultures, deserve every chance to keep the integrity and sanctity of their society. A change in in the person's ritual life, or in their modern life, must be seen as an intrinsic right. They are very close to the same thing though there is a diffent force at work in an office building job promotion and seven hours later the same man is getting a tattoo to honor a relative that has passed to the Elysian Fie

Bad Quay Bad!!!!!!!
Yea so i have a test today i made the proper preparations to cram like hell odly as i work on the material i understand it... considerin i havent attended class cause of my boy.... BUT instead of spendin all night studying I did laundry Did homework for an unrelated class Had sex...prolly woulda again but hey... did homework for this class... which is overdue anyway and then i spent 2 hours talkin online to the person i had sex with my lil sister and johan so when i fail this test it will be a well deserved F GOD PLEASE let caleb get kicked outta daycare today

Gosh Let Thanksgiving Get Here Before All The Christmas Tunes..
Good Morning, how are you today? I am good myself and I trust you are as well. Have you started hearing Christmas songs yet? I have and Thanksgiving is 4 days away. I think retailers try to be the first with holiday tunes playing just because I guess… and then there is always the one person that has to possibly be the first to have their decorations up long before anyone else. I know in some areas of the country the decorations never come down…I will refrain from adding my comment on that little tidbit. So what is the deal with being the first? In holiday décor keep it clean… I like to procrastinate and put ours up like two weeks prior to Christmas. However I do understand that putting them up while the weather is a tad warmer makes for easier displaying. Well why not just put them up in July, Christmas in July rings a bell…I am not sure about you but too much Christmas music and too many decorations make me just a bit uneasy. My older sister… now mind you I love my siblings one and al

What I've Done
I said get well When I hurt you, When I saw you cry. Did you know, That you hurt me too? That I almost died? Stab through my heart. In silence - Words eating my insides. Consuming my soul, Driving me to lie. Driving me to say good bye. Bleed out the pain; Run away from the cold. Embracing the darkness, Loneliness, Wanting to be whole. Complete once again. Fighting for our friendship, The feeling is no longer there. Fighting for a memory, That you buried this very day. Fighting for the future - From the past, I walk away.

Rude Bird!
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful f

The History Of Mary
01. Raised in: Hesperia, CA. 02. Planned baby : No 03. Birth date: Jan. 25 04. Any siblings: 5 brothers and 2 sisters 05. Youngest, Middle, or Oldest: Youngest 06. Hair color: Brown 07. Hair length: Short 08. First school: Joshua Circle Elementary 09. Eye color: Hazel 10. Shoe size: 8 11. Mood: Happy 12. Height: 5'4 13. Lefty/righty: Righty LOVE LIFE: -Do you remember your first real relationship: Yes -Shortest relationship: Yes -Have you ever been heartbroken: Hasn't everyone -Are you liking someone now? Yes -Have you ever fallen in love w/ a friend? Yes -Did this friend love you back? Yes -Are you afraid of commitment? No -Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes THIS OR THAT: 01. Love or money: Love 02. Hard liquor or beer: Neither 03. One night stands or relationships: Relationship 04. Television or internet: TV 05. Pepsi or coke: Coke 06. Fun night out or romantic night in: Romantic night in

My Top Ten Friends List
I joined Fubar (back when it was Lost Cherry) over a year ago, and since then I have met some wonderful people. I've seen alot of changes on here some good and some bad. One of the newest ones is the Top Friends feature, and I wanted to share with everyone my top ten friends. These are some of the best people on Fubar, so please check them out show em love. My Boo LATINMFFDVR@ fubar My real life BFF dragonchild@ fubar One of the funniest guys on here he's the best!! ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar She's soo sweet DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Wifey~@ fubar The only "clown" that doesn't scare me lol ~~CantSleepClownsWillEatMe~~~ FU-sis to greeneyedgermangirl@ fubar She's smart, funny, an all around good friend Chelan QOTD: Fresh@ fubar She's great!!!! jaimegirl@ fubar Please show her mad love her account got deleted and she doesn't know why. She's wonderful!!! inaj@ fubar One of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/19/07;
If i could download memory for my fuckin' brain i would but my, CD drive, USB, finewire ports, in fact every fuckin' input except ears and eyes is shot! So I got a fuckin' "special deal" on Viagra penis grower pills and a one time only they gonna send me memory boosting shit too all for $99.95 plus shipping! Now what the fuck I do with that sandwich? Thanks you fuckin' KNOW who LMAO!

Deleting
in the next few days I will be deleting my account. THere is to much here for me to see that I really cant handle at this point. If you want to continue find me on myspace or myyearbook Http://www.myspace.com/bitchigotdis http://www.myyearbook.com/awhiskeychick

Worm Holes On Earth?
According to a group of mathematicians, it may be possible to create devices with internal tunnels that are invisible to detection by electromagnetic waves—wormholes, in a sense. The group discusses the idea in a paper published in the October 29 online edition of Physical Review Letters. The scientists say that by custom designing the values of two parameters that describe electromagnetic (EM) materials, the electrical permittivity and magnetic permeability, around and inside a cylinder, a novel optical device could be produced. Essentially, most of the device would be invisible to detection by external EM radiation of a certain frequency, with only the ends of the cylinder being visible and accessible to the EM waves. “The chosen values for the permittivity and permeability would cause the coating to manipulate EM waves in a way that is not seen in nature,” explained University of Rochester mathematician Allan Greenleaf, one of the paper's authors, to PhysOrg.com. Permittivity is a m

Paranormal Researchers Create New Device
The Association for the Study of Unexplained Phenomenon (ASUP, Inc) a non-profit research and educational corporation dealing with the paranormal and dedicated to the study of theories concerning the survival of the human consciousness after death, has announced today that their research and development staff has completed work on a prototype device similar to what is commonly called FRANK’s BOX, after its original inventor, Frank Sumption, that has been claimed to be a working, “telephone to the dead.” The ASUP began fabricating their device after they learned that the original “box” would not be made available for serious research by groups like their own.Almost a year in the making, the R&D team at ASUP now say that their box outperforms the original devices; preliminary testing suggests that the new box does appear to create coherent words and phrases, in fact team engineer Ron Ricketts has reported that while still working on the device on a work bench with the system running, the

In The Mid Nite Maddness, I Cry More More More!! From Rob!!
THIS HOTTIE WANTS A FU-HUSBAND! YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SATISFY HER? DON'T BE SHY GUYS... HIT HER UP... YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! **juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvßug@ fubar SERIOUSLY, SHE A GREAT PERSON WITH A LOT OF LOVE FOR ALL HER FRIENDS. SO FAN/RATE/ADD HER. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY. DON'T BE TOO CRUDE OR BIG BROTHER RoB WILL HAVE TO HUNT YOU DOWN. LOL This DRAMA FREE Pimpout brought to you by Roß -=[db]=- ~WRR Promotion's Slave~@ fubar P.S. I'm still . LOL

Most Functional Word In The English Language
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE ... THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the righ

Take Me
just a touch makes me shiver your words make me weak, i cant breathe why did you never tell me these words that now flow so freely from your mouth that sweet mouth i wish to taste again begging me to let you touch me feel you deep inside me craving you more than i ever thought i could those times we shared making me scream in ecstasy your fingers explore my body your tongue reaching places i never thought possible telling me your deepest fantasy making me wet with anticipation your eyes showing me your enjoyment as i please you take me there again one more time to heaven again as you make me cum over and over again I'm not sure if I can surrender so soon! Bring me down, toss me around, seductively, productively, you know you want, and so you taunt, I don't know if I can even go on! You're just too much...

Maybe
~*~MAYBE~*~ Maybe . . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meetingthe right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we willknow how to be grateful for that gift.Maybe. . it is true that we don't know what we have until we loseit, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missinguntil it arrives.Maybe . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the bestof everything; they just make the most of everything that comes alongtheir way.Maybe . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgottenpast; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you letgo of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches.Maybe . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where youwant to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and onechance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.Maybe . . there are moments in life when you miss someone -- aparent, a spouse, a friend, a child, your friend/boyfriend -- -- so muchthat

Think
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me. All my love, Michael

New Bad Virus
BAD Virus --CNN announced -- Snopes confirms as real. Here is a link to the snopes page: http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!! A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever. This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee . This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automaticall y to all contacts on your list with the title: 'You've received a Post Card from a Family member'. As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl alt delkeys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York , according to news broadcast by CNN.

Beowolf
OMG they have really messed up a two thousnad yaer old poem with this movie they shold have just went ahead and found and desroyed the original writings what a complet was of time and money if you are going to make a movie about a legdand at laest do it right and go by the damn story i can belive they done that grrrrr

Yes....we Have A Ghost!
It is Monday morning and it was nice sleeping in but what is funny is I can't really sleep in! I wake up at 5:00 because I have to go to the bathroom and then go back to sleep for maybe an hour. I have never been one that could sleep in past 7-8. I don't know how people do it and sleep until noon! To me it is wasting your day. Something very funny happened last night. Peter and I went to sleep around 10pm. At 10:44 our light turned on, then off and then on and stayed on. It woke us up needless to say. I looked at him and said "what the fuck?" The light is by remote and was on my bedside table next to me. It was Barney. Barney is our ghost. Yes, we have a ghost. A lot of you may not believe in them and it took my husband a long time to believe that we had one but they do exist! Barney likes to play pranks. Why he wanted to turn on our lights on us is a question? I wondered if he was trying to get our attention for something. Like Anthony sneaking out at night or so

Quote Of The Day.. Lol
"Will you stop at words or will you follow through with deeds?" Are you the type of person that likes to talk a big talk about changing something or how our Government is run, but you sit on your butt and do nothing about it? It takes Patriots to change things, those willing to sacrifice their lives and homes to accomplish victory in the face of over whelming odds. Just a thought for today!

Hello Out In Kiev
To everyone out in never never land.. Hello!! I do hope things are well with everybody out there. I have one more week in Kiev. I also have a case of the stomach flu. That's what I get for cooking bad sausage at the apartment. Besides the feeling of midgets with asian knifes dancing in my stomach I am doing okay. I just hope everyone else is doing fine out where you live!! Take care, Jer

Look Here!
If you are going to add me as a friend... PLEASE RATE MY PICS AND LEAVE THEM COMMENTS. I mean damn...come on! I know I am not ugly for god sakes!!! Nor am I pushy but this shit is getting unreal with adding people who dont bother to talk to you or rate ure pics and leave ya comments! It gets a lil up setting to some people ya know? Anyways....I am going to go find something to here and please rate me pics n stuff, thats all I ask when adding me as a friend..I dont have alot anyways!! The more you rate and comment the more pics I can add REMEMBER THAT! I might add a few body pics. Maranda

Erotic
I want you to slowly undress me I want to feel you touch me To run your hands down my body Down my sides, backward to my ass Slowly moving up again over my tummy Making your way to my breasts Cupping them, running your fingers over my nipples Feeling them harden like little pebbles I want you to kiss me gently on my lips Moving your mouth across my cheek, Slowly planting butterfly kisses as you move over to my neck I want you to kiss my neck, feel me shiver Feel my nipples getting even harder I want you to move your mouth across my throat Planting butterfly kisses all the way Moving downward – over my collar bone to my breasts I want you to kiss each breast gently, softly Taking each nipple between your lips, in your mouth Running your tongue over each of them and biting them gently Making me shiver with ecstasy, with longing I want you to slowly move me towards the bed To lay me down gently on my back To come lay beside me Look into my eyes as you run your

This Is My Life
A Bereaved Parents Wish List 1. I wish my child hadn't died. I wish I had him back. 2. I wish you wouldn't be afraid to speak my child's name. My child lived and was very important to me. I need to hear that he was important to you also. 3. If I cry and get emotional when you talk about my child I wish you knew that it isn't because you have hurt me. My child's death is the cause of my tears. You have talked about my child, and you have allowed me to share my grief. I thank you for both. 4. I wish you wouldn't "kill" my child again by removing his pictures, artwork, or other remembrances from your home. 5. Being a bereaved parent is not contagious, so I wish you wouldn't shy away from me. I need you now more than ever. 6. I need diversions, so I do want to hear about you; but, I also want you to hear about me. I might be sad and I might cry, but I wish you would let me talk about my child, my favorite topic of the day. 7. I know that you think of and pray for me o

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note onthe door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a roc

A True Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Quickies From Vicky
Quick blog cause i cant wrap my mind on how i feel Basi-Cali.. I said in my last blog: "Please god let caleb get kicked outta daycare ... He did.. kinda i got the call in stats class. I had my test scheduled at 11. at 11 i was calmin down a 3 year old. I wasnt going to take him home. I decided i am NOT going to take him home. when this happens Ne way. Test rescheduled for tomorrow am. Which is ok cause i get more time to learn the material Bad cause i am gonna waste another 20 bucks (dont ask) to do an all nighter) Just here for a blog or 2... dont get mad if i dont im anyone right back.. goto get my head in the game

What The Hell....
Cradle Of Filth Videos | Movie Clips | St. Paul Homes i just woke up to a very rude phone call and i am noooootttttttt toooooooooo happpppyyyyyyyyy > : ( my friend (if you read last night blog hes the one that wanted to move in) calls me, wakes me up to ask me if I COULD LOAN HIM 5 DOLLARS! at this point i am not in a good mood grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *screams* sorry everyone but i hope everyone has a good day

I'm Sorry
Everyday I look at you My heart filled with remorse I pretend that I don't care You are everything I wanted But, I hurt you bad I want to look into your beautiful eyes To tell you I'm sorry I want to hear your gentle voice Hoping that you will say you forgive me I dream of one day,holding you in my arms, That you'll feel my regrets I am truly sorry Can we start it over? What can I do? Life plays a trick on us. Im sorry that I hurt you Words in my heart Yet... I cant say it out.

The Search
a cry in the night a scream and then suddenly gone. he appeared in the night and offered her the world but she knew she had already lost it. "through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered" across great distances and with the help of friends she found him again. to find what she was looking for. to resist and to grow knowing that the greatest gift of all is to truly find yourself.

More
heres some sexy questions for u 1. if i walked in to the room striped infront of u and said take me would you 2. if i wanted u to poor chocolete on me then lick it up would u 3. whats ur fav possion 4. how would u kiss me 5. would u have sex in the..... dark light candle light snow barn or where ever 6. what do u think my fav possion is 8. do u think i like it 1. rough 2. soft 3. romanticly 4. anything goes 5. messy 6. all above if this aint annoying then thats good for me so far 6. do u think i like my hair pulled 7. how do u like to fuck someone 8. how would u like to make love to someone 9. when in doubt what do u do 10. what would be ur fantasy with me well i have nothing else to do but do this questions up lol so please answer

Making A Difference??!!
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his

To The Haters
hey ya,ive been in a lot of lounges and people totally over look you.whats up with that?dont ignore people.that makes them feel left out or not wanted and that knowone likes them.people have feelings to.just because its fubar and its only for fun let others have fun to and treat them with respect.be nice if they anit really that pretty or are self consciensous.they already feel down about them selfs as it is.dont be a hater.treat everyone the way you want to be treated...hey and while ur reading this come in and hang out at the ultimaxum the club chill and talk with friends and have a drink.we are needing djs and bartenders if interested talk to scorpoin.luv you alls

Are You Ghetto????
You know you ghetto when Your best sets of glasses came with jelly or pickles in them You gotta tv that works sitting on top of a tv that dont Your idea of a jacuzzi is your family piling in the bathtub an farting You buy a dress to front for the night and return it the next day You got hair down to your ankles when the day before you had a fade When your grill is the most expensive thing you own When you car cost 1,200 but your beat and rims cost 12,000 When you know good kool aid has so much sugar in it that it stops dissolving and sits at the bottom of the jar When you got 3 babies born within a week of each other Your source is income is making babies You gotta $35,000 car and stay with ya mama ok thats just part 1 with more to come...feel free to add your own if you wish in a comment...and im out

Theres Something About Jae
Ok sports fans its about time I made a blog and since some of you dont know a damn thing about me that aint written on my body I will help you out by making a getting to know me blog here goes.... 1. I like poptarts...yes I know just go with it 2. I have a thing for green eyes....once again just go with it 3. Dont act like you're a dime when you're not cuz I will ask for my change back 4. Its your hair you bought it so flaunt that shit 5. I can pee without getting it on the toilet seat....thats a helluva skill ive heard 6. Cash gifts are accepted 7. Im a nerd...dont let the looks fool you 8. I talk alot of shit but its all in fun dont get butt hurt 9. If you ever get offended by something that I say that probably means it applied to you and you resemble that remark so dont bitch at me 10. 99% of the time im having fun the other 1% im bullshittin Well theres the first of many "amazing" blogs I hope that it helps you to understand me

In Dreams...
In dreams, I see your face and feel your hand upon my cheek. In dreams I touch you softly and kiss your sweet lips. In dreams, I hold you close to me, basking in the warmth and tenderness of your passionate embrace. In dreams I have eternity to show you what you mean to me... I long for a way to bring dreams into daylight, to see them linger before my opened eyes...

Rapunzel
This won't be near as long as the Alice one, actually I think none of the fairytales I put in here will but here we go on Rapunzel... First of all what did she do to get put in that damn tower? Where did she get the food? AND who in their right mind grows their hair out that damn long? Just to let some man climb up her hair? You gotta think he had to be atleast 180 pounds... Hello? OUCH! I pass on all that nonsense.

My Son
This is great, take a moment to read it, it will make your day! The ending will surprise you Take my Son A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son. About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands. He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art." The young man held out this package. "I know this isn't much. I'm no

Happy Birthday To A Special Friend
Today is one of my very good friends birthday. Go show her some love and wish her a Happy Birthday. She is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. The link is below. Happy Birthday Subtle!!! Love ya Girl!! ~Subtle Seduction~*Plus Size Pinup Girl*@ fubar

Lesson 4
Now let’s discuss a technique that is probably the most common in the world; stroking the penis orally. Take his erection in your mouth by sliding your moistened tongue lovingly over the head until your lips close around the shaft, going as far down as you feel comfortable. Remember the shaft is relatively insensitive to most stimulation, so the majority of the pleasure is coming from the head of his penis coming into contact with your tongue, roof of the mouth, and or the throat. Since keeping it in contact with something at all times can be difficult, a short and gentle stroking motion can provide a significant impact.

Looking For Fun
hello fubar we r a couple lookig for a bi female or a single man to fullfil our fantasies, so if u know anybody or if it s just u look us up we r ready to play so check us out and tell us wht u thinnk.

Bliss
Closer is where I want to be the flame to wick the blood to vein touch to pain pleasure change push-drive I'm still alive Feel need yell want faster needs drown in today dark desires all hell fires touch to pain lunatic laugh Succubus dance fetish lust infused this crush prove to push further down earn your crown king of pain passion insane choice to choke hazard breathe soon the Devils take their leave crawling on weary knees Angel caress the Devils kiss in studded bound misled Seraphim bliss

Match.com Commercial
* i in no way am affiliated with match.com* (Scene opens at a bar. The music is loud lights are flashin music is whalin away and our three charactors are having to scream their introductions) Brad: "Hi i'm brad, i am a pices who tends to impregnate women and leave them. I may tell you i love you from time to time and reveal small parts of my past and makeshift goals for the future… but that is really just to make sure that, after i move in with you you dont kick me out because we are "Connected" Kim: Oh hi i am kim, i am neurotic and quite clingy when we break up i will more than likely fake a pregnancy and sleep with all your friends while telling mine you physically abused me… Oh and this is my friend amy Brad 'Hi amy" Amy: Hi brad.. Oh kim. i am planning on getting really drunk one night and sleeping with brad, but never telling you about it Kim: Cool i figured it is allowed considering all the times I slept with your father in highschool

Response To A Recent "go Fuck Yourself" Comment
Now that you have, dare I say, made your opinion on this matter more than abundantly clear, might I finally be afforded the opportunity to respond? Thank you. You have spoken eloquently, and I do appreciate your directness and candor. However, after due consideration of your most adamant proposal, I regret to inform you that I will neither be going nor fucking myself, not now and not in the foreseeable future. I say this knowing full well the extent to which your proposal concerning the fucking of myself was emphasized, both with hand gestures and the raising of your voice beyond that of civil conversation, and despite the evident urgency which moved you to repeat the recommendation seven times in rapid succession. As much as I, as a gentleman, would like to accommodate you, I am nonetheless afraid that I must reject your suggestion out of hand. I find it flatly untenable. And though I appreciate the concern manifest in your statement regarding the use to which I might

Hooked On You
It's like you're a drug It's like you're a demon I can't face down It's like I'm stuck It's like I'm running from you all the time And I know I let you have all the power It's like the only company I seek is misery all around It's like you're a leech Sucking the life from me It's like I can't breathe Without you inside of me And I know I let you have all the power And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you It's like I can't think Without you interrupting me In my thoughts In my dreams You've taken over me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm lost It's like I'm giving up slowly It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me Leave me alone And I know these voices in my head Are mine alone And I know I'll never change my ways If I don't give you up now I'm hooked on you I need a fix I can't take it Just one more hit I promise I can deal with it I'll handle it, quit it Just one more

Faster-than-light Take: Beowulf Fights In No Country For Old Men
I somehow made a return to the cineplex this weekend in spite of another ultra-busy period of my personal/professional lives. Simply a miracle. First up -- the mere mention of Beowulf is enough to trigger memories of pouring over an excruciatingly long epic poem in primary schooling. Containing 3183 lines, Beowulf attained national epic status in Great Britain long ago. The poem actually is not so much about myth, but about legends. The author - whoever he was - crafted the piece probably a few centuries after Christ's birth primarily for entertainment. It does not separate between fictional elements and real historic events. But this does not prevent individuals from forming their own vision of Beowulf who may or may not have been. And because it is a story told in historic perspective and features fantastical, epic events and characters, Beowulf passed down through the ages by oral traditional no doubt has been twisted and turned every which way. That leads, not surprisingly, to v

7 Angels 7 Plauges
Someday Some nights it really gets to me and this right now is killing me Unsure as forever With eyes so wide It's as clear as day A wavering frightened glance Promise not to cry One tear's released the flood Sorrow blinks to brightness of day Be strong I faked a smile that crumbled under Sunday morning's sky Apologize 10,000 times for days run over forever in my mind But middle ground has given way and where to step is now what I face No one to have No hand to hold I suppress my position as a means to silence the truth Tormented by my every undying devotion to you I cry terrified the truth will never calm But for now if I can just push on and forget all will be alright

'mr. Whipple' Actor Dick Wilson Dies
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Dick Wilson, the character actor and pitchman who for 21 years played an uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday. He was 91. The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture & Television Fund Hospital in Woodland Hills, said his daughter Melanie Wilson, who is known for her role as a flight attendant on the ABC sitcom "Perfect Strangers." Wilson made more than 500 commercials as Mr. George Whipple, a man consumed with keeping bubbly housewives from fondling toilet paper. The punch line of most spots was that Whipple himself was a closeted Charmin-squeezer. The first commercial aired in 1964 and by the time the campaign ended in 1985 the tag line and Wilson, a former Canadian airman and vaudeville veteran, were pop culture touchstones. He also played a drunk on several episodes of "Bewitched," as appeared as various characters on "Hogan's Heroes," "The Bob Newhart Show,

Please Read Before Adding Me
I won't accept your friend request until you read this first Thank you for considering me as being one of your friends. Thank you for rating/fanning/commenting as well. 1. Don't leave me a comment and tell me that you stopped by to show some love, now rate/add/fan you. You'll get laughed at. I will only do it WHEN I want to and IF I think you deserve it. 2. Please don't tell me I'm hot. I know that already. You can tell me I'm smart, obnoxious, a brat, crazy..well YOU get the picture. 3. No, I don't want to see your DICK/PENIS/TALLYWHACKER whatever the hell it is that you call that extra appendage. You see one, you've seen em all. 4. No, I really don't want to have sex with you in real life or cyber. 5. I am a bitch, get over it. 6. Don't add me to up your numbers. If you never plan on talking to me again, don't even bother adding me. 7. I don't post porno pictures, so don't even ask. 8. If you find my pictures/page/music offensive. LEAVE. Don't be a fu

Naughty Application
Naughty Application Body: REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO Y

If You _______ Me?
If YOU _______ Me? Body: If you like me.................leave a comment If you wanna date me....... leave your number If you think im cute.................leave a comment on one of my piics If you care about me ....................leave a caring message If you hate me........................send me a message and tell me why REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET. If YOU _______ Me?

If You _______ Me?
If YOU _______ Me? Body: If you like me.................leave a comment. If you wanna date me.......leave your number. If you think I'm cute.................leave a comment on one of my pics. If you care about me ....................leave a caring message. If you hate me........................send me a message & tell me why. REPOST THIS & SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET. If YOU _______ Me?

Friends With Benefits
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of monkey shit... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it

Agent Halo
Agent halo was a go send so to speak . She was ex millitary and a hellicopter pilot. Needless to say she was an essintial part of the team. She allowed us to get into a heavily infested area with her famous halo drops. On top of it she could manoves that bird through the toughest terain as well as the most ransacked city. SHe would come to serv a major asset to the group in many tough situations. Able to fly in and extract a team with in minutes. Unlike some other agents she was sent to us after her terms of duty were up shes been a member for a good while now and were greatfull for her contribution to this team log entry111907 end transmission ..........

Real Man
You say you’re a real man. You say you treat me like a queen and like gold. I have yet to see the glitter and gold. You don’t know how to treat women. Oh wait, let me rephrase that. You don’t know how to treat people at all. You expect everyone to do everything for you but you don’t do anything for anyone else. You’re a grown man so start acting like it. You don’t do anything but wallow in your self pity. You’re a lazy piece of shit. You want everyone to feel sorry for the problems you’ve caused yourself. You whine and cry and guilt people into feeling bad for you. Well guess what, it don’t work anymore. We’re all done dealing with you. You can say we never cared. If we never cared, then why the hell are we here now? Who has taken care of you your entire life? Who helps you because your blind? I know you haven’t been doing anything for yourself. You’re a fucking hypocrite. You scream and yell at everyone for the same things you go and do yourself. I guess in your eyes that’s what a rea

If
If i could reach out and stop time id give you all the world to enjoy. If given the chance id love you with my life If allowed id never leave yourside If my shoulder could be your pellow id allow your head to lay upon it and your tears to fall. If you had words id listen If you needed a hand Id make sure to give you mine.. If you wanted to be held id lay there and hold my arms around you If Life allowed Id forever be yours If your heart could take it id forever hold it dear and if every memory we made could be turned into a book id make sure to write it and cherish what we have forever..

The Return Of Stupid (updated)
Ok. Here is the full list of stupid things customers have said to my co-workers and me. Now remember that I work for a car catalog company and that we sell car parts and such. And Thank you to all my co-workers who have helped me comes up with this list. With out them I wouldn't have half the material I have on here. Enjoy. -How many come in a pair? (Two I think?) -Do you want the whole credit card number? (No just the last four will be fine. I will make up the rest. Duh!!!) -I found you number on the website. Later- Do you have a website? -The rear glass ain't a back window. (Then what is it.) -Are you free catalogs free? (Nope that’s just a ploy for us to steal your info to sell to other companies.) -Do you sell car parts too? (And trucks, and motorcycles and Jeeps. You would be surprised how many times I hear that a week.) -Rep-Can I have you daytime number, area code first? You mean my number. (No, I thought you were physic and could give me my numbe

A Poem In The Paper Today
Sitting in the car. on the way to such a dreary place, I see all the worry and sorrow in my mother's face. Then I start to think about how it's gonna be, without this special person being next to me. No more playing catch outside in the grassy yard, and no more learing the pitches that are really hard. No more chips and dip, and football on Monday nights, and no more flying our jumbo homemade kites. house in a really tall tree, and the go-cart won't be finished, that he promised me. No more family picnics in the warm month of May, and no more snowball fights on a cold, snowy day. Now he's not gonna be there to teach me how to drive, and he won't be there to give me a hug on graduation night. As we arrive at the dreaded place, I look around and see that there are tears on everyone's pale faces right in front of me. We take a seat in the front row, and the ceremony begins, then it starts to feel like my life is coming to an end. I see a box under a light, with a beautiful dar

Take Time
We live in a world of speed and convience. Our lives are so fast paced and driven by work or other various tasks in our lives. We no longer take the time to know the importance of even the smallest things that we experience. We need to take a minute, hour or a day notice these things. The saying goes take time to smell the roses. Well take the time to smell the roses, feel the rain, smell the air and enjoy the wonderful things that makes the world the place it is. To miss the simple things that we have been given would be a tragdy. Life was meant to live not to just exist. Hope everyone has something that gives you a reason to feel, see, smell, listen and enjoy.

Man Laws
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Rules To Live By
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Defining A Women Not A Picture
i have only been on fu for a short time so forgive my ignorance. when you women put a pic up i dont care nsfw or not. what is it you are looking to get in a response because to me here lately people that try to compliment an nsfw pic are all perves and pricks or is just me. you have pictures but you get mad when someone asks what family means they get this bug all u want is a pic so all im asking in this blog is how you seperate someone asking for a pic and someone simply telling a women shes sexy. the female body is a beautiful thing that comes in all shapes and sizes that deserves respect and i for one want to say thanks even for those i seem to have upset for your pics and i hope they continue. coorman1978

Guess This Wouldn't Apply To Me Cuz My Kids Are Older Lol
Want to lose that baby weight? Get some sleep Mon Nov 19, 2:23 PM ET Researchers presented a conundrum to new mothers on Monday, saying that women who want to lose the extra weight gained in pregnancy should try to get more sleep. They found that mothers who slept five hours or less a day when their babies were six months old were three times more likely than more rested mothers to have kept on the extra weight at one year. "We've known for some time that sleep deprivation is associated with weight gain and obesity in the general population, but this study shows that getting enough sleep -- even just two hours more -- may be as important as a healthy diet and exercise for new mothers to return to their pre-pregnancy weight," said Erica Gunderson of Kaiser Permanente, which runs hospitals and clinics in California. Gunderson and colleagues studied 940 women taking part in a study of prenatal and postnatal health at Harvard Medical School in Boston. The women who slep

Foresaken
At the very beginning, In her mind I did stay, Wanting me near, Is what she did pray, There in the moment, I lived like a king, Looking into her eyes, I was living in a dream, Those times were so fleeting, Yet suspended in a blink, Precious hours were spent, With no desire to think, A time there once was, Where my breath she did take, With no time to spare, For my pity sake, Something did happen, Away, her love was taken, My heart lay bare and broken, I have become the forsaken.

Vick Surrenders Early To Begin Jail Term
Nov 19, 4:58 PM (ET) By KRISTEN GELINEAU and DIONNE WALKER RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - Michael Vick surrendered to U.S. marshals Monday and will remain in jail until his sentencing on a dogfighting charge in three weeks. The Atlanta Falcons quarterback is scheduled to be sentenced Dec. 10 but turned himself in because he anticipates a prison term on the federal dogfighting conspiracy charge, according to a court document_ Vick could be sentenced to up to five years in prison. "From the beginning, Mr. Vick has accepted responsibility for his actions, and his self-surrender further demonstrates that acceptance," Billy Martin, one of Vick's lawyers, said in a statement. "Michael wants to again apologize to everyone who has been hurt in this matter, and he thanks all of the people who have offered him and his family prayers and support during this time." Vick is being held at Northern Neck Regional Jail in Warsaw until his sentencing, U.S. marshals told The Associated Press. The m

Gem So Rare
Space stands still, I caress your hair, You close your eyes, Time without care, Moments of bliss, Going no where, Sleepy smiles, Longing stares, Paper promises, My heart laid bare, Fairy tale love, But no room to spare, No happy ending, This tale of despair, How does one breath, When you take away air, Decent into silence, A broken pair, To loose a treasure, A gem so rare.

Poems
I observe the terror in her big brown eyes. The rest of her is web of disguise. While joy and laughter might be what you might see, I find fear and death behind that mask that is me. With life that once flowed freely The air is getting tight. I feel the bands around me. I’m to fed up to fight. I’m chained to a past, I never did love. I’m searching for help from my Savior above. If I could find the way myself This mask would lie upon a shelf. But I must fight to stay alive In hopes my Savior will arrive. I’ve heard he is there waiting I need but let him in. It’s been so long since I knew this man. Will I recognize him?

Sex Duh Lol
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................

Http://www.fubar.com/user/840305 Jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.fubar.com/user/840305 that is the link of a jerk. On my page I tell you I will be friends with you no matter what your age. This guy asked if I could date him. He is 32. On my profile I ask anyone over 26 not to message me in a sexual manner. I replied to him that it is hard for me to find men his age attractive. He said "fuck you then" and "age is only a number" Mind you this is the first time we have ever talked. I told him "i guess age didn't help you mature much did it? You asked me a question and I answered honestly, would you rather me lie to you?" He wrote back saying "ur fat anyway" He then became one of the few people I actually block on this site... Just thought I would put the info out there for anyone who has the same type of problems... jerks, thats all they are just big jerks

Tell Me What You Think
Ok my FUBAR friends i want ur thoughts on something,, so here goes i have a friend who meet some one on line ( thats fine am happy for him )but thing is he left his real life kids behind in Ala, a girl and 2 sons in which is extremly disabled.he has had custody of them since his divorce but now he has givin them up for a chat room whore that cybers any one with 2 legs (she was busted with 4 guys at once,so i have proof ) but thing is he went to visit her in Canada and now has got a job and say he not coming back.and he not taking his kids. i have lost all respect for him and what i thought he stood for ( which is preaching in his homtown church) thing is do i keep being friends and look over ever thing i was taught growing up or let him go like a bad habit ???

Satisfaction
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle

Imvu
since i have no clue wth im doin i just thought thought id mention that i do have a imvu acct. imvu is a 3d virtual world where u create an avatar n go shoppin for all these kool items for ur avi. u can buy homes, islands, clothes, pets n many many more things. its pretty kool. ill get my link on here soon....

Atlanta Ga
It was on the radio today that in Atlanta GA. a judge put a stop to the Santa's ringing the bells saying Ho Ho Ho. It seems that some of the so called ladies walking by resemblemed the remark or took offence to the saying! Damn just got to love the Christmas spirt!

Rivera Accepts Yanks’ $45m, 3-year Offer
Nov 19, 7:13 PM (ET) By RONALD BLUM NEW YORK (AP) -Mariano Rivera told the New York Yankees he is accepting their $45 million, three-year offer and will remain with the only major league team he's ever pitched for. The closer, who turns 38 on Nov. 29, gets an average salary more than $4 million above what anry other reliever currently makes. Rivera's agreement is pending a physical. The Yankees also have a preliminary agreement on a $52.4 million, four-year contract with catcher Jorge Posada and are trying to finish off a record-setting $275 million, 10-year deal with Alex Rodriguez, who won his third AL MVP award. "We've got everybody back," Yankees senior vice president Hank Steinbrenner said Monday. "It's good to have both Jorgie and him back." Rivera was coming off a three-year contract that paid him $31.5 million. He had hoped for an extension before the start of this season, but the Yankees decided not to discuss contract extensions with any of their players u

Pregnant Turkey
Pregnant Turkey Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

Thanksgiving In Indy!!
Lordy.Oh my. Ok this is so bizarro i can't imagine it. Anyways fuck, my sis moved to Indiana over the summer. So like due to so many wierd circumstances,there is no thanksgiving at mom and dads...too much to get into. And we won't go to his moms because of some revelations about his brother in law...pervy fucker,another long personal story. So like my sister and i have been so close for like ever. We raised our brother and sisters so mom and dad could bust there ass to pay for catholic school....I have 5 brothers and sisters. We were POOR. But dammit we went to catholic school because thats what Irish Catholics do....so we had eachother to entertain in a one bedroom apartment. And the outdoors were our getaway...our vacation. Regardless, just laying a little foundation there. So My Husband,Children, And i are going to Indiana for Thanksgiving. This is so intense. We always have thanksgiving...alllll of us TOGETHER. We love eachother and fight. We are there when needed for eachother. W

The Navy Master Chief
Way to go Master Chief An Army MSgt, an Air Forces SMSgt and a Navy Master Chief were traveling together on their way home on leave. On the way their car breaks down by a farm in the middle of the night. They knock on the front door and this big burly man answers the door. He sees that they are all in the military and invites them in with open arms. He offers them a shower as his wife sets up the dinner table for them. As they prepare to eat the farmers three daughters come down stairs and each one is more beautiful then the next. The farmer says to the boys 'We really appreciate what you do for our country and as a sign of our gratitude you can sleep with our daughters tonight'. The next morning the Army Master Sgt comes down with a freshly shaved pressed uniform and buffed boots, shakes the farmer's hand, thanks him for a wonderful night and goes outside. His daughter comes down stairs, make-up on, hair brushed with a smile on her face. The Father a

My Best Friend
I will always be there for you, and I hope you will be there for me too, for our friendship can never be broken, I will remain loyal through all the good and the bad, and in the end we will be glad, because without you I am nothing, as you are nothing without me, we fill the space a lover couldn't fill, for we hold each others secrets that we would never spill, and the day you're gone, part of me goes too, because I wouldn't want to be here with out you, Best friends forever you and me, nothing could ever change that; it's destiny! If any of you know me you know my best friend in this entire world is Misty "THE Oklahoma Bitch" well right now she is in a hospital in OKC going through numerous tests. They think there are major issues with her kidneys and bladder . Honestly I cant say more than that because I dont know anymore yet. Its killing me to be here thinking about her and not be there holding her hand. But with my grandmother I cant up and leave as bad as I w

Wedding
Today I had the pleasure of preforming the wedding ceremony of a friend. Her second. A much better man who loves her and loves her 10yr old son and even thinks she is fun. She is smiling all the time. Giggling now and then. And doesn't even care if her EX falls off the face of the earth. As long as he doesn't neglect or abuse his son, she can tolerate him. I got to see the look in both their eyes as they said they would love and protect and honor and forgive each other. I got ordained as a sarcastic response to a co-worker that said all internet minister are snake oil salesmen. I dressed up in a collar and brought a copy of the Farmers Almanac to carry instead of a bible. It was a fun Halloween watching the look slowly change on her face as I showed her the ordination documents that I printed off and the laws governing ministers in our state. And I was all legit. I have preformed 2 ceremonies in the last 2 years. Both as gifts to the couples so they had one less expense

Gifts Anyone???????
WHO ON MY FRIENDS LIST WOULD LIKE A GIFT? AND BY GIFT I DONT MEAN A LIL FRIENDSHIP OR A SEASONAL...I ONLY GIVE PIMPING GIFTS MOST OF THE TIME....IF SO I HAVE A NEW ALBUM IN MY PICS..THERE ARE A BIT OVER 70 PICS IN IT..ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RATE AND COMMENT EACH ONE OF THE PICS AND SEND ME A MESSAGE ONCE YOU ARE DONE. RULES YOU MUST BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST MEANING YOU MUST HAVE FANNED AND RATED ME AND HAVE A SALUTE TO SEND ME A REQUEST ( I DO NOT ACCEPT REQUESTS WITHOUT SALUTES) YOU MUST RATE AND COMMENT EVERY PIC IN THAT ALBUM SEND ME A MESSAGE ONCE YOU COMPLETE THE ALBUM AND I WILL SEND YOU A GIFT THE RULE ARE SIMPLE SO HAPPY RATEING AND COMMENTING

Long-ass Girl Survey
LONGEST GIRL SURVEY EVER -don't be shy, fill it all out- 1. Do you sleep in your bra? Sometimes.. The ladies like to breathe every now and again lol 2. Have you kissed any one on your friend's list? Not here, but I copied this from Myspace, and I have kissed a few from my top friend's list. 3. Are you happy with your looks? Absolutely.. With one exception, I wish my hair would grow faster. 4. Do you enjoy drama? Ugh, I can't stand it at all. 5. Are you a girly girl? Not by any stretch of the imagination.. I do like to dress up occassionally, and I generally pull out all the stops. 6. Who was the last person you hugged? Amanda Kay, on Saturday (Hey, that rhymes lol) 7. Small or large purses? The bigger, the better.. 8. Are you short? Hell no. 9. Do you like someone? Sure do, and I met him on here! Woot! 10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? I get my ass smacked all the time, you get used to it after a while.. I just laugh now

Help From My Fans And Friends
I thought this would be the easiest way to reach everyone...I could use some help levelling...Please!!! I will be sure to return all the help I get...even some gifts...been stuck here forever...lol Thanks in Advance...Luv you all...

Missing You
Like the perfume of a rose lingering to peek Your senses with its soft scent, The thoughts of You linger in my mind of Your gentle love, A love that will linger there always and forever. Like the sun that warms the earth and everything it touches, Your every touch, kiss, and smile warms everything in my body, A warmth that spreads throughout, making me glow. Like the wind sweeping softly through the trees, You swept me off me feet in a wave of happiness, A happiness that seems to have no end. Like all of the love You give to me, You will receive the same from me, Together, we are bonded forever and always. I miss and love you BOO

What Do You All Think?
I would like you guys 'n' girls to go have a listen to my band and my drumming then let me know what you all think. Be as brutal or as kind as you like, just as long as your honest. Just keep in mind that it is punk music....raw old school sounding punk music. www.myspace.com/feskit06 Would be much appreciated my friends. Much love Brian

Workin Like A Canadian!
Greetings and Salutations All :), As this is my first offical blogging on said fubar site, I have to say that I am rather excited about this site and how much better it seems then Myspace or the ever old school Xanga lol. It seems proper that I would find something to yet again catch my interest on the World Wide Sinkhole. Now as to the subject of my blog.. I am guessing you are curious about the title and why I would say something so silly! Myself and mah friend came up with the saying for no apparent reason other then to give us something else to say and to have a sense of humour about it... Today was officaly work like a canadian day.. We had the complete enjoyment of spending about 10 hours of putting crap into a huge dumpster because... We are cleaning out our new house! And the dirty monkeys that the previous tenets were... They left the whole entire place trashed thrashed and destroyed to the best of their ability... So we gutted the house out, threw every last bit of

I Think I Might F Somebody Off For The First Time In My Life
My husband told me he'll in time just wonder how I'm doing and hope I'm ok...these are the times when you really want to f ppl off WONDER IF I'M OK???????????????? after we were supposed to have a family together? you piece of crap!!!!

Time Is Like An Oceans Wave...
Time moves on like an oceans wave The emptyness inside has made me a shallow grave. Imposters we are, searching for love Blinded by fantasie's of what we dream of. I would unlock the door,If I could imagine the key Mysteries unfold, Unreal to me. Pain has it's pleasure, It's called desire Endlessly burning from sufferings fire. The need to be needed becomes the strongest emotion and yet, Time moves on like a wave in the ocean... was written to be a verse in a song.... unknow author....

Nsfw Pics.
i think this has to be said,i think the female body is very pretty but you need to ask your self why i'm doing this before you post a naked pic of yourself.yes i don't have to look but you don't have to post them.just a thought.

Feelings Of Dread...
Ever get the feeling something really bad is going to happen? Ten minutes before I had to leave school I got this extreme anxiety. I was freaked for no reason! The same anxiety you get when you have to speak in front of a big crowd. You feel exposed and vulnerable. Only way I can explain it. I still feel it. I'm jumpy and paranoid. I was shaky on the drive home. I was so overwhelmed and distracted I couldn't drive! I tried to shake it off w/ some good music but nothing. I have incredible insight and I consider this a premonition. No visions just feeling. Call me crazy but this happens all the time. We'll see. I feel stupid for blogging about it but I had to get it out. -REL

Some Scribble, Idfk
You were the pounding in my bed, the bleeding in my head, The nights alone and on my own The fucking scratch in my screams, terror in my dreams The dry in my eyes, thorn in my side Step to starry sky; a glorious climb The foot on my throat it hurt to let go If love was a pill, I overdosed suicidal Bloody bond of tendon and meat, pulsing Addicted, attracted, attached, insane fucking love Fist around my throat, kiss on my nose Owning controlling, killing breathing, pulsing Loving caring, choking, punching, supporting Love leave me with a tag on my toe I'll slice my wrist to give your ring back A hand for the barter; concern and a quarter Crazy bailed quickly rather than deal with me I feel myself rabid, foaming in tantrums Feel my disease; float in my violence Silence the screams piercing my ears Pour blood in my throat; can't let you go You're my drug, my crack, my whore baby drink slowly, we both have to feed

"a Matter Of Pain"
(Intro to my first novel, presented in a poem regarding mental and physical pain, in a states of matter theme.) Pain is a malodorous vapor, permeating us like a silvery poison, dissipating in a draft of sleep, a breeze of drugs, or a whisper of time. Pain is a solid, mauling predator, twisting our faces and piercing our eardrums in delivery rooms and cemeteries. Pain is a liquid, furtive secret, yet displayed arrogantly in every pool of blood, and any trickle of tears. copyright 1995, by Steve W.

Going To Cut
Anybody who knows me knows I've been bulking up ( trying to gain some weight. So I've put on 6 to 8 lbs of muscle, but as well about 15 lbs of fat. So anyway now I get to spend the next 16 weeks eating chicken breast, rice, potatos, eggs, tuna, and protien shakes. If you check out the ab photo in my pictures I was at about 7.5% bodyfat and 173 lbs. This time I want to cut to about 179 lbs at 3.5% to 4.5% without losing any muscle. So if we got any bodybuilders, or models with safe cutting advice it's more than welcome. Wish me luck!

Why Has It Come To Divorce
Divorce was something i never wanted. Split up and separated memories of how our love used to be in me are all that are haunted. Wishing and hoping our love was strong dreaming and wanting you to come along and realize the mistakes we made and that neither of us want to leave the other. You came by last night but only for a minute and never showed you cared. I feel our love slipping away in to darkness and now i'm scared. Scared of the loneliness i now feel. Scared of the pain divorce brings the kids. Scare of my life starting over again. Scared I will never again hear you say the three most important words (I Love You) Scared of the way you treated me I had to let you go. Knowing that you would never change was something i didnt know. I gave you more chances than you deserved both of us being here trying on this earth. Now the way you look at me im just a piece of meat. And when you've had a bad day i get the heat. Why do i keep letting you back after al

Dose Heaven Have A Phone Number??
Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today, My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away. Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book? Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look. I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why. Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me. Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea? She's been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now. I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how. Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"? I can't read these big big words, I am only seven. I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry. Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye? If I call my church maybe they will know. Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go. I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall. Thank you operator, I'll give them a call

No Heart No Pain
No, forget it - help me, please No, forget it - help me, please No, forget it - help me, please No more - no more No more - no more No, forget it - help me, please No, forget it - help me, please No, more - no more - no more No - no more If there's no heart, then there's no cure If there's no God, I'm not impure If there's no heart, then there's no pain If there's no mind, I'm not insane No, forget it - help me, please... No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No I don't need no mental healing, I don't need no kiss of light No, forget it - help me, please No, forget it - help me, please No, more - no more - no more No - no more Once more No more - no more - no more No - no more Once More No, forget it - help me, please No, fo

Random Convo
Z: What are you eating? Q: Gummy bears and Teddy grahms in milk Z: Yea that sounds healthy Q: What. Gummybears have no fat and its 2% milk Z: What kinda fuckin dinner is that anyway Q: I dont know. I just wanted to eat Bears today Z: Thats not normal Q: No whats not normal is i just thought of how cool it'd be to take a bite outta fucking Grizzlies Z: Why not a Koala Q: Those arent bears hun. their marsupials

Going To Be Gone Awhile
Hey Everyone. Don't know how often I'm going to be able to get on for awhile. My dad was in an accident last night. He wrecked practicing for the Snow Ball Derby race that's held next month. He broke his left leg and we found out tonight that he will not have to have surgery. So, that's the good part. He has to go back in for more test on his chest and his head. I also had a friend who was in a wreck last night as well. He isn't doing so well. As of right now, he's still in the ICU and heavily sedated. He has surgery to repair his aorta last night and he's having surgery on his arm tomorrow. If things don't get any better, he'll be having surgery on Thursday as well on his kidney. They are still not sure if he's going to make it or not and if he does there is no telling what shape he'll be in. So, I'll be in and out for awhile! Talk to you guys soon!

Don't Mind Me...i Just Need To Vent
The past week has just sucked in general. My sister has been in the hospital since Wednesday...she's a severe asthmatic (from the time she was two), and she has a nasty strain of pneumonia. (It is streptococcal pneumonia, usually a drug-resistant strain, and it has spread to her bloodstream) Long story shortened, she is doing better, but now that she feels better she is going back to her usual ungreatful self. I've been running like crazy between going to work, being at the hospital, checking on her apartment, and doing her laundry. I try to help out as much as I can but it so irritating when you feel like it's not appreciated. Then my mom and I had the annual argument over the Thanksgiving turkey. She asked what I wanted to cook it in; I responded by questioning if we want to roast it in the oven, or on the rotisserie? Evidently the rotisserie is just blasphemous, because I was informed that I could change things when she dies, cook it in the damn oven. I'm already on the edg

Ich Bin Du ( I Am You )
Soul - listen to me! When I'm silent - listen to me! If I laugh - if I laugh If I laugh - you'll cry! Put me in your arms - release me! Put me in your arms - release me! Hold me tight - release me! Release me! Don't ask who I am! Don't ask who I am! Don't ask who I am! I'm afraid of the truth I'm afraid of the lie Before the truth - before the lie I am you! Fear! I'm afraid of you Fear! I'm afraid of myself I am you I'm afraid of you I am you I'm afraid of myself Soul! Shut your eyes - Show me your face! I am you Listen to me! When I'm silent - listen to me! I am your Soul - if I laugh I am you - I am you Listen to me! Fear! I'm afraid of you Fear! I'm afraid of myself I am you I am the truth - I am a lie I am you Soul! I know who I am! I know who I am! I know who I am! I know - I know!

What Is A Real Friend
what is a real friend? is it someone that would lie to you or are the honest all the time? i know what i want in a friend, and that is someone honest with what they tell you and not play with ones emotions.i want my friend to be there for me when i need their support and i dont mean financial but emotional. I have two really good friends that i can say are true friends i dont see them very offten and only talk to one about twice a month, the other one is one i have known since i was 1st grade and today we are still friends after 42 years. but she is there when i need her.

~~colins Girl~~ Using Fake Of A Former Southern Charms
another lame fake, this girl is using pictures of a woman from the website Southern Charms, but the woman is not on Southern Charms anymore there are alot of people try to pretend they are her. ~~Colins Girl~~@ fubar as you can see all this person did was crop the copyright info from the picture reverse it and made it black and white. here is another crop job removing the copyright info again It is amazing how many people will pretend they are somebody else, and she has "dated" a few guys here.... i wouldn't of said anything but one day this Colin had on his status he was "heartbroken" seem like she is pulling his heart strings and broke up with him for like a day or so just to get him feeling bad, i told him she was fake and that her pictures were all over the internet i even have close to 800megs of her pictures because i was a member of the real girl's Southern Charms site before she quit it. she told Colin that her ex-husband posted her pictures

Omfg!!!!!!
I'm like totally excited!!!!!! i'm only a little bit fromthe 2500$ mark on mfi towrds my 6200 goal for new boobies. so many keep asking why i want them bigger .... it's not so much bigger i want. I lost a lot of weight, with that i just dont like how i look. i am not happy with me. so i want them lifted and refilled in so wont be so much to say as bigger....but refilled in to a full F so without a bra i look good. thank you too all my friends here helping its so much appreciated!!! Bucks for Bigger Cups

The Player And The Married Woman...
This supposed to be a single Site for people to make Friends, Dating and possible relationship... All this place has done to my friend was breaking her's heart, not once but twice by the same 'Rebel Redneck Yankee'. Oh, he thinks he is so smooth and the Lady that he loves now is still in a very unhappy marriage. Funny thing is the compliments were exact what he said to my friend, but we can't prove it cause she killed one account cause he was acting very strange to her, why? She didn't know the first time, second time he accusers her of making him have guilt trips about him coming up to Alaska to meet her the first. She really didn't ask him to come up here like she wouldn't, she didn't know him any better than a Tom, Dick or Harry or Michael Myers 'Halloween'. Oh, at first he talks like a Gentleman does until 2 weeks into August he just starts acting odder and odder. Then a Family situation pops up beyond anyones control, what I think as time got closer he just didn't w

Shit On Again
i thought i was going to be with the man that i love. boy was i wrong. I guess the love that i have for him and the son we have together wasn't enough. he chose another woman. What did i do wrong. There is nothing i wouldn't do for him. I guess it's just time for me to move on and wait for the real love of my life. I hope he's happy with the other girl. If they split again he will be alone again because i won't be there waiting for him. I've had enough of the head games. My head and heart hurt way too much to put myself through that again. I'm sorry Kyle. I'll be your friend but nothing more unless you can show me you're for real. If not I am done.

Still Working On This Give Me Your Thoughts
we often find ourselves wondering around this world with what we belive to be open eyes. Even with our eyes wide open we still find our that we are traveling blind. We keep many parts of us closed from our eyes to our souls. We do this for many reasons. Some to sheild us from pain and others to hide fears of the unknown. Even if we choose to no longer travel blindly will we still do not notice everything that is placed infront of us.

Today
Today is my birthday and though I'm alive and happy, I can n ever be truly happy until the day we are together! You make smile a mile wide and make me feel like I can accomplish anything, the feelings I have for you cant be described. I cant wait until the day when i get to feel your touch and hold you. you are one of a kind and your beauty is blinding both inside and outside, your heart is bigger then one could imagine. I feel like the luckiest guy in the world just just to be able to know. Although I do promise we will see each other soon, and I will take care of you! after all as a couple wise people once said "you gotta take care of the ones you care bout" ;) so as my birthday comes and goes then thanksgiving, I want you to know how humble and thankful I am to know a amazing person like yourself

Second Chance
Second Chance By: Apposing Force I used to dream that I'd be someone but now my dream is gone. And now I walk down these lonely streets thinking of what I've done. I had a chance to make it big but now my chance is gone. And now I wait on these lonely streets for my chance to come again. If i only had a second chance I know that I could make it A second chance is all I need to turn my life around for me If I can't have a second chance will someone take my life. a second chance is all I need or my life will never be right. I knew that maybe getting high would bring me to an end. If I can have a second chance I'll start my life all over again. If i only had a second chance I know that I could make it A second chance is all I need to turn my life around for me

Feelin Very Hurt!!!
I was seeing this guy from August till about the beginning of November and just recently broke up about 2 weeks ago. I understand why it needed to be done, but not the way he did it. He did it over the phone while he was in LA instead of doing it in person...i really thought that was a cowards way out. What pissed me off was that he was supposed to come back on Sunday. He had me think the whole time that nothing was wrong and that he would be home on Sunday. Well low and behold he had one excuse after another as to why he couldnt come back that sunday. So then he said he would be home on Monday, and once again he had another excuse and that was when he told me that we needed to be friends, get to know each other better, get that understanding of each other, and then get back together again to have a healthier relationship. I told him that I wanted to do it in person because its just wrong of the way he did it. I know that he had it planned the whole time, to not be coming back here to

Mumm,
I don't often write these and it hurts when I do, but I often find that by writing it down sometimes helps me to feel better. I've been chatting with a person for quite a long while now, and I've really gotten used to talking with her. Its great, she sends me a txt in the mornings on my cell to say hi, or we'll banter back and forth while I'm at work texting on our cells. We talk on the phone sometimes also, and I've really begun to care the world for her. She told me once not too long ago that there are three people she'd trust with her life and that I was one of them. I've always been sincere and honest with her also. Thats what I love about her most but.... Like most women she's lucked out with some losers in love and she recently ended a 6 month relationship with a sponge. I told her to take some time, relax, be single think about your next steps and jut enjoy some you time and get your head together. She replied that its difficult that in her entire life she's n

Tuesday November 20, 2007
NEWSFLASH has decides to pack everything up into the back of a bright red VW microbus with shovels and rakes and other impliments of destruction and roam. We're going on a road trip, a journey to far away places in order to bring YOU , the faithful viewer, news from all over the entire FUBAR-verse. So be on the look out for NEWSFLASH in a lounge near you! NEWSFLASH 12:56 AM: We began our trip in BLOOD BATH where local scientists have found a species of man eating plant. We would have photos... but mike, the camera man, was eaten. NEWSFLASH 1:06 AM: our journy then took us to SNAKE EYES RADIO ... there was talk of assgoblins, butt nachos, evil monkeys, and refried beans. We kept driving and tried not to make eye contact for fear of being eaten.

What I'm Waiting For
Your closeness ~ Your touch ~ The brush of your breath as you whisper in my ear ~ The burn from your gazing at me in adoration ~ Knowing your love first hand instead of in words ~ Hunger for absence from this computer screen and for the presence of you ~

Nothingness
In Love ~ I'm destined to failure ~ I Fall ~ Too hard ~ Too fast ~ Too deep ~ I Give ~ More than I have ~ You Take ~ My heart ~ And in time ~ You let it go ~ Without a thought I Search ~ And find only pieces ~ How Many Times ~ Can I repeat this cycle ~ Until there is no more left And I ~ Slip into nothingness ~

Awesome Sausage, Apple And Cranberry Stuffing
INGREDIENTS * 1 1/2 cups cubed whole wheat bread * 3 3/4 cups cubed white bread * 1 pound ground turkey sausage * 1 cup chopped onion * 3/4 cup chopped celery * 2 1/2 teaspoons dried sage * 1 1/2 teaspoons dried rosemary * 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme * 1 Golden Delicious apple, cored and chopped * 3/4 cup dried cranberries * 1/3 cup minced fresh parsley * 1 cooked turkey liver, finely chopped * 3/4 cup turkey stock * 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degree F (175 degree C). Spread the white and whole wheat bread cubes in a single layer on a large baking sheet. Bake for 5 to 7 minutes in the preheated oven, or until evenly toasted. Transfer toasted bread cubes to a large bowl. 2. In a large skillet, cook the sausage and onions over medium heat, stirring and breaking up the lumps until evenly browned. Add the celery, sage, rosemary, and thyme; cook, stirring, for 2 minut

Unfaithful
I beg you for flowers ~ But like the petals ~ I wilt ~ You plead for forgiveness ~ I overwhelm you with guilt ~ I hope to forgive you ~ But the feelings are chaste ~ I pray for your touch ~ Only to hide from your face ~

Cranberry, Sausage And Apple Stuffing
INGREDIENTS * 12 cups white bread cubes * 1 pound sweet Italian sausage, casings removed * 1/4 cup butter * 6 cups coarsely chopped leeks * 2 tart green apples - peeled, cored and chopped * 2 cups chopped celery * 4 teaspoons poultry seasoning * 2 teaspoons dried rosemary, chopped * 1 cup dried cranberries * 1 1/3 cups chicken broth * salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Spread bread cubes in a single layer over two baking sheets. Bake until slightly dry, about 15 minutes. 2. In a large skillet over medium heat, cook sausage, crumbling coarsely, for about 10 minutes or until evenly brown. Drain off grease, and transfer sausage to a large bowl. 3. Melt butter in the skillet; add leeks, apples, celery, and poultry seasoning. Cook, stirring frequently, for about 10 minutes. Stir in the rosemary and dried cranberries. 4. Mix leek mixture and bread cubes with sausage

Herbed Chicken Fettuccine
INGREDIENTS * 1 teaspoon salt-free seasoning blend * 1 teaspoon poultry seasoning * 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breast, cut in 1-inch pieces * 2 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil * 4 tablespoons butter or margarine, divided * 2/3 cup water * 2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce * 2 tablespoons onion soup mix * 1 (1 ounce) package savory herb and garlic soup mix, divided * 8 ounces uncooked fettuccine or pasta of your choice * 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce DIRECTIONS 1. Combine seasoning blend and poultry seasoning; sprinkle over chicken. In a skillet, saute chicken in oil and 2 tablespoons butter for 5 minutes or until juices run clear. Add the water, teriyaki sauce, onion soup mix and 2 tablespoons herb and garlic soup mix. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 15 minutes. 2. Meanwhile, cook the fettuccine according to package directions. Drain; add to the

Pages 6&7 Tragedy Strikes
Graves waves to them and shakes his head no. He motions for every one to load up and roll out. The jeep starts up and the crew gets loaded down and strapped in blood mace and Krash takes positions on the two dragons that are mounted on each side. The chopper takes off and heads towards base. As tank and graves head off as well. They get into a little r&r time Tank cranks up the radio and “Born to be wild starts” playing. For once amongst all the fighting the entire killing and all the arguing a since of peace comes over them. Graves even seem continent for once and a little less stressed. The ride goes smooth for a while low activity practically no infected in sight. A few pop shots here and there but the two just jam out for the most part. Tank smiles and slows down a bit and motions for graves to open an ammo case in the back. Graves looks puzzled at first as they both have plenty of ammo but does so anyways. He grins as he pops the case open seeing ice and a few cold brews. ”You

Irresistible Pecan Pie
INGREDIENTS * 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2 tablespoons white sugar * 1/2 cup butter, chilled * 4 tablespoons ice water * 3 eggs, beaten * 3/4 cup light corn syrup * 2 tablespoons dark corn syrup * 3/4 cup light brown sugar * 3 tablespoons butter, melted * 1 pinch salt * 1/2 cup pecans, finely crushed * 1 cup pecans, quartered * 1 cup pecan halves DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. To Make Crust: In a medium bowl, combine flour, salt and white sugar. Cut butter into flour mixture until it resembles coarse crumbs. Gradually sprinkle the water over the dry mixture, stirring until dough comes together enough to form a ball. 3. On a floured surface flatten dough ball with rolling pin. Roll out into a circle that is one inch larger than pie dish. Place pie shell into dish and refrigerate until pie filling is complete. 4. To Make Pie Filling: In a m

Easy Baked Chicken
INGREDIENTS * 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 1 cup French dressing * 1 1/2 cups cornflakes cereal crumbs DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Place the dressing in a shallow dish or bowl for dipping. Do the same with the breadcrumbs. Dip the chicken breasts, one at a time, in the dressing, then in the breadcrumbs to coat. Place chicken in a lightly greased 9x13 inch baking dish and bake in the preheated oven for 25 to 30 minutes.

Daily Motivator
Today has a reason Today is as it should be. Today is the result of reasonable, visible and even predictable influences. Though many of today's circumstances may seem unfair, unjust or cruelly random, to throw up your hands and curse them as such will only blind you to the positive possibilities. Instead, accept that there's a reason for today. Look thoughtfully at how you arrived at this point. Those same influences which combined to make this day what it is can be harnessed to bring you to wherever you wish to go. Today has a reason, and today has a purpose. Today has a cause and today has an effect. Today you can plainly see what has already happened and you can directly affect what is to be. Today is not just another day. It is clearly special, is yours for a reason and for a purpose. Put everything you have today into advancing and fulfilling those positive possibilities which are uniquely embodied in this irreplaceable moment.

Food For Thought
The paradox of our time in history is that we have Taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider roads, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, But have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have Bigger houses and smaller families, more Conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees But less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, More experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but Less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour. We conquered outer space but not inner s

Imperfection
Imperfection Temperance is what I ask for Patience is what I need Tolerance Perseverance Understanding How can I help one who is not willing to help themselves How can I understand if there is no explanation How can I give my love If it is not taken How can I guide If I have no followers How can I see if there is no light How can I listen If there is no sound I can not work miracles Though I may try I can not be perfect Though you may want me to be I am human I make mistakes I feel I hurt I love I am an imperfect person In an imperfect world Please don't ask me to be perfect Because I will disappoint us both. An original work by Tess AKA: TygerLily 2006

My Windows
My Windows My windows are clouded, My windows are stained, My windows are shrouded, My windows are chained. I peer out my windows, but can not see. My windows are withholding that view from me. I wipe and I swipe and try to clear my view, My windows keep me from peering at you. I sit and I ponder the dilemma at hand, Why won't my windows let me see on demand. I hear a small voice that says, "Back up a pace". There was the answer staring me in the face. Eyes are the windows to the soul, they be. You must step away to truly see My eyes are not clouded, My eyes are not stained, My ares are not shrouded, My eyes are not chained. I took a step back and could clearly see. The thing blocking my sight was nothing, but me. An original work by Tess AKA: TygerLily Copyright 2005

Regardless
Heart, Mind, Body, Spirit. All one in the same, Yet completely different. The heart loves, The mind remembers, The body lives, The spirit hurts. And yet when love, memories and the body dies; the spirit continues to live on...and carries with it forever what the other three had. We have no control over any of these things, the heart loves who and what it chooses to love, regardless of what the mind and body tell it. The mind remembers even when we want to forget, forgets when we want it to remember. The body dies when we wish to live on, it may hang on when we wish to die. And the spirit well it still goes on and on, even when memories seemed to have faded; the spirit continues, in an endless pattern of loving, remembering, living, dying and hurting. It does so, regardless, of anything. An original work by Tess AKA: TygerLily Copyright 2007

Families
Families We are of the same Mother, Goddess. We are of the same Father, God. We are of the same Planet, Earth. You are my Brother, You are my Sister, We are all part of the Same. You are my Family. You hold within you a part of me. I hold within me a part of you. Your blood, my blood, they are the same. It is the same within us all. I need not ask why. I already know the answer. You need not ask why. You already know the answer. We are all of the same. Within us we carry a part of each. We are all micro pieces of Spirit. We are Spirit. So I say Hello Brother. I say Hello Sister. Welcome home, I have missed you. An original work by Tess AKA: TygerLily © Copyright 3/2003

A Christmas Poem
This poem has been widely circulated, however, with the holidays rapidly upon us, we should not, can not... forget those who sacrifice everything in defense of Freedom. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just

Frusterated
This is my first blog ever, I thought I'd finally write one, to see if its any help! I am kinda depressed, and I hate being single! Not for the typical guy reasons, but more because I have no one to hold, and cuddle, no one to comfort me after a bad day. I am not the typical guy, I believe in "Southern Hospitality", and treating women with respect, but that seems to go un-noticed!! I was cheated on for 6 months by my fiance, of 5 years, with no clue, I actually trusted her, and didn't hold back at all, giving her my heart, and what did it get me?? NOTHING but a broken heart, and low self-esteem!!!!! I dunno everybody has a story, and I know worse has happened to people, but my one question is how do I raise my self-esteem, and recover fro this??? Any ideas, suggestions, or wanna chat, message me! Thanks for reading my first blog!!

Venting
WHY IS IT SOME PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO TRASH TALK PEOPLE THEY DONT KNOW? I MEAN COME ON NOW DO PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING BETTER DO DO IN LIFE THEN TALK SHIT ABOUT THINGS THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT? AND OMG LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THE FAKE PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE A FRIEND WHILE STANDING BEHIND U WITH A BIG KNIFE IN THERE HAND WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO STAB U .....ITS FUNNY HOW YOU COULD BE GREAT FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND NEXT THING U KNOW SOME ONE TALKS SHIT AND BOOM EXPLOSION EVERYONE HATES U ....BUT THE FUNNY THING IS THEY NEVER EVEN CAME TO TELL U WHAT IT IS THEY HEARD OR SAW AND THATS THE PART THAT SUX WORD TO THE WISE NEVER JUDGE PEOPLE ON WHAT U HEAR ABOUT THEM BECAUSE U MIGHT BE MISSING OUT ON A GOOD THING IN LIFE .............

6am Sickness, Drugs And Rambling Do Not Mix - Lmfao
I was talking with someone the other day about finding pieces of you in others. How you search your entire life to find the pieces of yourself that were once lost and now you must find in others. How you seek out these people instinctively because you know they hold a piece of you within them, you just need to figure out what that piece is. That made me stop and think about the way I have thought for a long time now. Before the other day I had no other way to explain my feelings on this to people, so about a year or so ago I wrote a blog on myspace about finding your soul mate. It was in this blog that I explained that I didn’t think that everyone only had one soul mate that they are searching their life for. . .that they have many, one to fit each facet of their life. I know I have so many people that I know that I have no other way to explain why we are as we are except that it is meant to be that way. It was in this blog that I explained that each of the friends in my life

Castaway
Indulge @ Sexy5Photos.com Curled up in my corner The light peeked in through pale glass Thesse days, in a haze Over the love I felt for you Passed by like ships in the night And I was to become the mourner Grasping my pillow close To try to find a scent A pause in memory of all I knew Torn and tattered my heart wept all night I woke to a dull lifeless self Could I see clear to bring in the new day? Taunted by faces similar to yours A smell, a sound a place we shared When would it end I feared And the questions that come to my mind Time was clearly making its mark on me For finally I could see What had lost was a part of me

You
The day I stumbled across your picture I lost my heart, I lost it to you, to love. From that day forward, My dreams cannot part, From you, from love. I long for you to hold me tight, To me, to love. My thoughts are about you day and night, Of you, of love. I offer all that I have to give, To you, with love. I give you all my time to live, To you, in love. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Hello Then Goodbye
A soft yet gentle stare. A warm and tender touch. We took each other's hand, And slowly we walked. We stopped. Arms fell around me, Cheek warm against mine, Breathing deep from the soul. Long have I searched, But still haven't found. Though we shared hours of intense pleasure. I left you wondering why you had given in, I wondered that myself. Something that animalistic Was just what I needed But as I told you, Not what I want. A long look, And a kiss on the cheek -Hurley (2007)

More Seeing Ufo's
Unidentified Flying Objects have been in the news lately.It came up during a recent Democratic presidential debate. Apparently, Congressman Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, had previously stated publicly that he had personally seen a UFO. When he was asked about it, he admitted to making the statement and having seen a UFO. Three cheers for the congressman for his courage and honesty. No cheers for the press who made a major joke out of his statement.That was followed this past week by a national conference in Washington D.C. of a group of very credible people relating their experiences having seen UFOs during their careers. The participants were from seven countries and the United States. One was a former Governor of Arizona. Another witness was a former four-star general from Belgium. A lot of airline pilots came forward to share what they had seen. Transcripts of astronauts talking about seeing UFOs in space were read.When I was a police agent working in Lakewood, there was a report of a si

How I Feel This Morning
GOOD MORNING ALL OF MY GREAT LOVING FRIENDS.. AND THERE IS MANY . I AM HAVING TO BLOG THIS BECAUSE AS USUAL MY SHOUT BOX ISNT WORKING.. I TRY VERY HARD TO ANSWER EVERYONE.. PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THAT I AM IGNORING YOU THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN ..IF I DONT SHOUT BACK WITHIN SECONDS THAT MEANS MY SHOUT IS DOWN.. JUST THROW ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE EASIER FOR ME ANYWAYS ... THIS MORNING I ACTUALY FEEL MUCH BETTER EXCEPT I HAVE WOKE UP WITH A SEVER SINUS HEADACHE BUT I AM TAKING MEDICINE AND DRINKING MY COFFEE AS I TYPE... I LOVE YOU ALL PLEASE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CARRING ABOUT ME. IT MEANS A GREAT DEAL.. LOVE YOU. COME LUV ME

Don't Mess With The Military
Just something to think about... A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in, he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at t

The Stewman!
Check out my buddy Stewie Griffin. He has a wonderful page with lots of games, live stream TV, etc... Be sure to rate, fan and add him and check out all of his blogs once you have been added. He's a great guy and a wonderful friend! '~SEXY~' StewieGriffin - Rate / Fan / Add Please!!!@ fubar

Mike Lowell - Boston Red Sox
So it looks like Mike Lowell will be returning to the World Champion Boston Red Sox for another three years. I am overjoyed at the news. And may I add that I think our Golden Glove winning, All Star, MVP third baseman is a class act. He wanted to stay with the Red Sox and he turned down several 4 year offers to remain with his team. It is also reported that he left up to 20 million dollars on the table to stay where he is loved best. To me, that speaks volumes. That he put heart and love of the game above his bank account. That to him, being in the right place at the right time is more important than being among the highest paid ball players. Mike Lowell, to me, personifies everything that baseball should be. He plays for the love of the game, for the hearts and souls of the fans, for the cameraderie of the team. He is no sell out. My admiration for this man is immense. I am very grateful that we are hanging on to his valuable player. I was so afraid we would lose hi

"a Tribute To Those Alone"
We are the forgotten, the abhorred, the pitied and ignored. We suffocate, gasping in the void, longing for what once was, that another callously destroyed. The loneliness is a companion and often silent friend, distant relative to Morpheus and the Reaper at our end. Just as hopeless, empty and incessantly futile, The complacency we seek is always elusive and nubile. We walk blind in the darkness, making our way with timid care, Seeking a sturdy handhold that another might share. We baptize our pillows, in attempts to filter out the pain, Attempting to keep alive hope, and prevent going insane. All we long for is the embrace of a kindred mind, an open heart, Something only another soul can satisfactorily impart. To those that take for granted what they have, and indifference remains, Realize how lucky you are, and know you have no right to complain.

Life Has Sunk
MY LIFE FOR THE PAST 2 AND A HALF YEARS HAS SUNK TO A NEW LOW, EVER SINCE THE ACCIDENT 2 YRS AGO , I HAVE ENDURED LOSING MY DRIVING PRIVLEGES BECAUSE OF THE MONEY I HAD TO SHELL OUT TO PAY FOR MY MEDS FOR PAIN FROM THE ACCIDENT, PICS OF TOTALLED TRUCK IN MY PIC FOLDER,I ALSO HAD MY SON SENT TO ME FROM WASHINGTON HIS FATHER IS A DOPIE/ALCOHOL FIEND BUT AT LEAST I HAVE MY SON, I LOVE HIM DEARLY, MY DAUGHTER LISA IS DOING MUCH BETTER SHE IS WITH SOMEONE WHO IS GOOD TO HER, BUT MY SITCH STILL REMAINS, STRUGGLIN TO PULL MY SELF UP FROM THE ACCIDENT, STILL BEHIND IN EVERYTHING, ALWAYS HAVING CUT OFF NOTICES, THE JOBS ARE FAR AND FEW BETWEEN HERE, MY SON HAD HIS 16TH B-DAY YESTERDAY BUT I WASNT ABLE TO DO ANYTHING FOR HIM, AND I DONT SEE XMAS HAPPENING EITHER, I HAVE LAWSUIT AGAINST THE DRUNK DRIVER THAT HIT US, BUT IT SEEMS OUR LAWYERS ARE SLOW AS TURTLES,MY FIANCEE GOT THE WORST OF THE ACCIDENT 4 RUPTURED DISKS IN NECK AND SPINAL FIZZURE MESSING UP THE NERVES, AS FAR AS OUR RELATE,

Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 20,2007 Get started on something new -- your energy is perfect for initiating activity of all kinds. You may be starting up a new million-dollar business or just trying a new place for lunch, but it's exciting in either case.

With You
Do you know you make me smile is true you always find a way to make me smile simple as it is you make my eyes sparkle with love Do you know you make me smile simple as it is your love is the greatest gift in life We might be miles apart But inside my heart your face is all i see all i know simple and true with you is all i ever want to be With you I'll be a fool in love loving is so beautiful with you Cos you always find a way to make me feel loved With you The taste of love is always sweet simple and true You always find a way to touch my heart and make me believe We are meant to be simple as it is I'm grateful for every moment to be spend With you

Random Story
well it all started when i was in da worm n i found a cord that was buggin me so i pulled it n then the next thing i remember is havin some stupid guy ina whit coat who hit me i was like OH no u didnt so i did was evveryone eles would ahve done n kicked him. then when i was 5 i wanted a tonka truck (its a brand of toys 4 ppl who r lower n dont know wat it is) n wat did i get thats rite a MUTHER FUKIN BARBIE DOLL DO I LOOOK LIKE I NEED MORE PRESSURE TO B LIKE EVERYONE ELES ? so sant didnt get me that i m still hurtin over that but the next thing was when i was 11 n some guy took my bike i was so not happy n had to say fuk u to da person sitin bhind u as u read this. ok now im 21 its 12.29am or pm wat ever its fukin late im bored outa my brain n darran has this to say so here he goes psycopathic RYDAS( wen i die show no pitty send my sould to a juggalo city dig my grave six feet deep... says: u is a funny 1 coze u is buggin every 1 and its funny wen u bugg ppl coze they get piss

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving... And Get Away With It!
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Trying To Find Out
I HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME ...........I HAVE SEEN A FEW TIMES MY BAR TAB SAYING PATTIES FREND JUST WALKED IN WELL THEY ARE NEW PEOPLE BUT NOT ANYONE I INVITED ...........WHEN I SHOUT THEM THEY IGNORE MY SHOUT ..........MY QUESTION IS WHY IS IT DOING THAT ? HELP ME PLEASE

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/20/07;
The penis enlarging shit is getting to be too fuckin' much, I don't open em now but the few times they opened it's 99% to the email on my site! I been getting shit that says, "An erection in 30 minutes, blah fuckin' blah..." WTF? So if I take a pill in the parking lot, or similar place, the female has to fuckin' wait up to a half hour? I don't know about anywhere else but chicks, in NY, don't allow for men when you, or she, draw ya gun it better be ready to fire LMAO!

Take Note To The Words And The Underlying Message...
What You Waiting For? GWEN STEFANI What an amazing time What a family How did the years go by? Now it's only me Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock (La la la la la) Like a cat in heat stuck in a moving car A scary conversations, Shut my eyes, can't find the brake What if they say that you're a cutter? Naturally i'm worried if i do it alone Who really cares cuz it's your life You never know, it could be great Take a chance cuz you might grow Oh... oh ohhh What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting for!? What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting for!? Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Take a chance you stupid Ho Like an echo pedal, you're repeating yourself You know it all by heart Why are you standing in one place? Born to blossom, bloom to perish

Pet Peeves
A. I'm not Bi! now, while there's nothing wrong with it, it just aint me. If it works for you, great. But please dont tell me how you would be able to turn me if you had the chance. Its not going to happen, I thank you for your time. B. If I dont answer your shout thing or your email, Dont call me a bitch. I mean really, if it bothers you that much then you need to step away from the computer. C. Please dont tell me you would like to see me and your girlfriend together. Yeah, aint happening D. I dont message people first. I never have and I never will. E. Dont tell me to rate your private pictures. I really dont need to see your dick. And I certainly dont need to rate them. So in closing, allow me to say I am a pretty nice person. I dont bite the heads off of everyone, and chances are I wont bite yours off. BUT, Stupid shit annoys the fuck out of me.

If U Want It Verse 1
ARE U A GUCCI MOMMA OR LUIE VUTON? FENDI EYE WEAR LOOKIN LIKE YOU A STAR. MILLION DOLLAR SMILE AND I AINT TOUCH THE PRODUCT IN A WHILE IM REAL NERVOUS. AT THE POINT I'LL PAY FOR YA SERVICE WHAT YOU WANNA DO HUH? I GOT A JAY WE CAN BURN IM A LISTENER MA TELL ME HOW YA WORLD TURNS TELL ME BOUT PASSIONATE DAYS OF YA LIFE INVOLVE ME AND MAKE IT OURS WE DESERVE IT RIGHT? I GOT A ROOM A COUPLE MILES FROM THE CASINO LIHGTS AND YOU SEEM THE TYPE TO WORK YA HIPES LIKE ARABIAN NIGHTS WHAT YOU LIKE MA? I GIVE IT TO YOU,BACK SHOTS AND LICK A LITTLE. "YOUR MY LADY" INSTRAMENTAL IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE WE DOIN WHAT WE CAME TO,SCREWIN HOW WE CAME TO STRETCHIN YOU OUT KISSIN YA ANKLES YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL

Ha!
Okay, so there was this recent bill that passed in congress which through some oversight raised the price of birth control by about 900%. Women who paid $5 or $10 for their birth control pills will soon have to pay $40 or $50 for the same thing. Three guesses which part of society will suddenly be unable to afford it? It'll be a choice between kids, (fucking expensive) and birth control (suddenly fucking expensive). Yeah, this should make things better. Imagine the surprise of the religious folks when they discover that their advocation of abstinence fell on deaf ears and nobody stopped having sex, but now they get preggers when they do it. A whole new generation of poor kids. Sounds like a plan any government would be falling over itself to get behind. How much do you want to bet that things like viagra are steadily decreasing in price? I will never understand how people get voted in who don't stop to think it through. ...postscript.... It just occurred to me that it mi

Dirty Jokes
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". ----

If We Had Sex ..............
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow? 22. Would you call me in the morning? 23. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

I Miss You
so im layin here tryin to sleep but all i can do is think i am so confused right now i catch myself thinking out loud i wish there was something i couldve done and maybe this battle you mightve won though our friendship had just begun i had to leave to be with my son how can i write how i feel fuck it ill keep it real you know that i would fight for you you even saw it a time or two that bitch wasnt right for you and this everyone knew this shit is fucked up you shouldve dumped that dirty slut i am so mad at you you were so young your life had just begun but you hung yourself over a false love now your family and friends cant sleep right your memory haunts them day and night im sad cause now that we know you are gone not one of us wouldve left you alone by heather dattoli....rip my dear friend monty

I Like This Putt-putt Golf
I could not wait to arrive at the putt-putt golf course, and was speeding to get there. I was supposed to meet you there at noon, but I was running about 20 minutes late. Just as I turned into the parking lot it started to rain. You were waiting next to your car when I drove up. You were wearing a pair of very short shorts, and the white tee shirt you wore was becoming soaked by the rain and showed off your ample breast very nicely. I got out of the car and asked what we were going to do now that it was raining and there was no one at the putt-putt course, it looked closed. You said you were a friend of the owner and she loaned you the keys to the building. You suggested we go ahead and play since there was no lightening and we would have the course to ourselves. Before we teed off on the first hole, you asked if I wanted to place a friendly wager on each hole. I admitted I was not a very good at putt-putt, and asked what the stakes were. You said since we were alone on the cour

New Jersey
WEEEE I'm in NJ. Yesterday was a long day and I'll tell thatstory someother time. The network my brother set up isn't working right so I have to use my dad's computer. AndI HATE this keyboard. Soooo anything I really wanna say will wait until Jer can redo the network and get me online. But so far I've cuddled with my Bo and had some real fuckin pizza. I am a happy Jersey Girl. OH and Ange- send me a message on yahoo and I'll send ya my number ;) Oh yea- my brother kicks so much ass... he finally gave me my birthday present. A diamond star necklace. A FUCKING DIAMOND NECKLACE. Silly jerk made me cry. I love my brother.

My Best Friends Mom
Bens Mom answered the door when I rang the bell and she seemed quite surprised to see me. I explained that Ben had invited me over for dinner and we were going to plot our course for our trip. She was dressed in a short silky bathrobe and I felt like I was intruding. "Oh dear" she said. "Ben got a call to go into work and he must have forgotten to tell me that you were coming for dinner." I was about to say not to worry and leave but she reached out and pulled me gently in the door and said "Well I have got food cooking so why not stay and eat anyway. I've never really liked eating alone." "Okay why not. I am starving actually and dinner smells great," I said. "Come on into the kitchen then. Would you like something to drink? How about a glass of wine, I'm having one. My name is Emma by the way." I accepted the wine and we both sat down at the kitchen table. It was a hot summer night and Emma was sweating slightly and fanning herself with the top of her robe. I could

Da Da Da Da
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Maple-plum Glazed Turkey Breast
2 cups red plum jam 1 cup maple syrup 1/4 cup cider vinegar 1 tablespoon grated lemon rind 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon dry mustard 1 (5 to 5 1/2-pound) bone-in turkey breast 1/2 teaspoon salt 8 fresh sage sprigs 1. Bring first 6 ingredients to a boil in a large saucepan over medium-high heat; reduce heat to medium-low, and cook, stirring often, 25 minutes or until thickened and bubbly. Remove from heat, and cool completely. Reserve 1 1/2 cups sauce; cover and chill. Set aside remaining sauce for basting. 2. Loosen skin from turkey without totally detaching skin; sprinkle salt evenly under skin, and carefully arrange 4 sage sprigs on each side of breast. Replace skin, and place turkey in a lightly greased 11- x 7-inch baking dish. Spread 3/4 cup maple-plum sauce evenly over turkey; cover loosely with aluminum foil. 3. Bake at 325*F (160*C) for 1 hour; uncover and bake 1 more hour or until a meat thermometer registers 170*F (75*C), basting with remain

Gather Yourself
gather yourself my love glistening eyes raise to the heavens as you watch the pieces fall I have lost my hope I have lost my faith gather yourself my love the storm is coming dark clouds with silver linings fill the sky above hold tight to your belief gather yourself my love I am afraid of this woman’s work the mundane crashes waves against the supernatural as both worlds collide gather yourself my love learn to live outside your sins learn to follow your heart learn to move on

Is She Out There
i know i have an angel, she looks out for me everyday, i can tell because of the things i have done, been in trouble so many times, i just want to thank her and give her my love, because she gave me strength to carry on, when there was nothing else to do, and now i see the things that i can be, she opened my eyes so i can see,that there really is something out there, i just have to reach out and grab it, for life can pass you by, and why wouldn`t you give it a try, all you have to do is take it as it comes, and give it the best that you got, ask god for the things that you need , and not the things you want, this is what i do almost everyday, and i am glad he is here to stay, and watch over me, to help and guide, me things through the rough times that i have, surrounds me with friends and family who cares, and sent me an angel to watch what i do, so this one is to god and his way of thinking, i just want to tell him thank you, for giving me all my blessings and people who care, and for

Why Even Bother
every wonder why you get out of bed, sometimes i wish i were just dead, maybe someone should shoot me in the head, or just choke on some bread, yeah right now i don't really know, there are so many places i want to go, take a trip see what a bus can show, but my mind is working too slow, see i took something to make me feel better, but i am only sweating and becoming wetter, and my eyes are heavy and they are deader, they were before blue and real crisp, now they are red,glassy, shit now i`m pissed, you know what i don't think i`ll be missed, so let me leave you now,because we never kissed, and i wouldn`t want you to go being dismissed. there is something i would like to say, everybody has a different way, about themselves and how they feel, i just let all mine out in a spill, so we talk and argue and i wonder why? you think after what we been through i would lie, then you say things to another guy, so why do i even fucking bother!!!

Say Goodbye
We all do it for different reasons, been here too long and seen too many seasons. Can I please get away from myself, if I try... all I want to do is say goodbye. Sometimes that word is so hard to say, but it isnt that hard on this particular day. Just so tried of being here at all, can I pick up the phone and make a call. There are so many different places I can go, most of them are places you wouldn`t know. To look for me , so I can be alone, and a few don`t even have a phone. You make me feel this way all the time, sometimes I think I am alone, in my mind. Go to a place where I can see the snow glisten, or somewhere that a friend of my can listen. That is all I am looking for, so now I must leave and go out the front door. Somehow I just cant take it anymore, maybe all I need is a meaningless whore. Well that way you couldn`t break my heart, should just leave and make a brand new start. She says my life is boring and getting lame, I told her I was sick of playing her game. Goodbye is

Fairytail
Keep me, in a long Russian novel waiting for you to crack the binding so I can spring from the pages into three, four, and five dimensions of life. This story begins with a kiss, but there are lions and bears and glowing moons with orange and blue hues, for those who don't care for kisses. Two people walk in a room with the crazy tension of a stretched rubber band one looks like a woman the other a lion who is fighting to keep its belly from exploding. The lion is also trying to be polite and not say, 'I want you.' The woman hops like a robin afraid to look, but wanting him to take her, recreate her. And that is what happens. The rubber band stretches there is aching in stomachs, between legs. Hearts move inside their rib cages, like birds. The band pulls out as far as it can but then snaps. And he has her up against him with the rushing force of a hundred eagles, wind in screams, crashing forward being sucked into

A Song To Fit My Life Yea Ok Another One
This is one of my fav songs from slipknot/soulfly it my life i know i have said this about other songs in here. This is one of my favs because you can see either you can live your life as a sucky miserable person or get up and do somehting about it. So iam back to my old ways and doing for me and no one else. I cam sit here and talk about me and all and I also know that people have it worse off than me. Iam sick and tried of getting pissed of stressed out and all because yea iam young but i feel like shit and i dont want to feel like that anymore. If I go back to the way I was and not explane myslef to everyone then maybe i can move on with my life and forget the past well enough to move on with my life now. I hope I dont lose friends over this and I will laways be here if any of you need to talk its juts been crazy life of mine and trying to do stuff for school in fall and business iam reting to start There will be more to come later on or sometimes this week ty all for reading.

What I Want.
well since my birthday is in 3 weeks from today.. i thought i'd write out a list of what i want. i want all my TC family on the phone one night and i mean EVERYONE! yes EVERYONE an that person knows i'm talking about him if he actually reads my blogs. i love my TC we're just one messed up disfunctional family an we need to get together again. i miss everyone. but anywys. that's what i want or at least for one person to actually talk to me an tell me he don't hate me or somthing lol. Friends are Forever ppl just remember that. anyways enough runnin my mouth You Guys Rock!

Wolfman47 Left This On My Page, I Liked It So Im Sharing It With All Of You :)
Forever I longed for a soul mate As time was catching me I knew it was to late. I remember staring at star filled nights, Whispering prayers at every sight. Hoping someday I would find that one person, Day by day my life begin to worsen. I wish there was someone just for me, Spiraling downward, I could not see. I would imagine us laughing at silly things, Like our childhood, our past and our names. Sharing tears over sad things, And crying over all of our pains. Our love is passionately and totally, Like a beautiful rose becoming holy. I begin to think my dream was just a dream, Forever and forever it seemed. Then I met you, and all my dreams came true.

Interesting Facts
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallestis the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as theEncyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis ofthe liver than men with hair. -At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a singlecell -There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. -You

To Ne 1 That Wants To No...........
hey everyone sorry i havent been around lately my computer is down not sure when i'l get it back. i miss everyone & hope its not to much longer til im back. hope u stay, i'l try & keep in touch as much as possible if u want to email me i can check it with my phone its suzi_g_98@yahoo.com. take care luv ya :)

Turkey Stuffing!
I so abhor working in retail during the holidays!......I'd like to stuff a few other things besides a turkey,or rather a few someones!....Namely anything with BOSS mentioned in the title!.....An oh yeah,my girlfriend,but in a different way for different reasons!.....ROTF!.......Peace out you turkeys!.....Lol

Hush. . . I Hear Now
you call to me across the miles night winds carry the whispers floating on the breeze through my windows falling gently upon my ears hush... I hear now. calling from your heaven glittering stars cannot compare when you look at me, I am consumed hush... I see now. you call through my dreams dancing in the shadows of my sleep laughing and loving again hush... I feel now. you call to me every moment of the day distance couldn't keep us from destiny which drew us I'll hold you for eternity as long as you keep calling. (c)2007

A Thanksgiving Wish!
MyHotComments I would like to wish my entire fubar family and friends a very Happy Thanksgiving. I would also like to send that out to all the men and woman serving over seas may GOD BLESS YOU ALL and here is wishing you all a safe and successful return home!

Pm Not Asking Too Much
I long to watch you sleep To feel the warmth of your breath upon my cheek I dream of tracing the outline of your face with a gentle touch Just to see your lips curl in a sudden smile... I’m not asking too much... I long for you to hold my hand To feel your arms surround me in a hug I dream of waking in your arms and sleeping two bodies as one Just to see your eyes dance with laughter... I’m not asking too much...

My Disappearance
Sorry i disappeared for a while. . .my stepdad passsed away, my mom's love of her life. . .had to be there for her (my dad was very abusive; my stepdad was respectful, loving, caring, forgiving and her best friend and companion). . .very heartbreaking!! BUT it really makes u think about what is important!!

When We Talk
When we talk, A warm feeling stirs inside. I don’t know what to call it But it feels so good. If only I could touch you, Like your voice touches me. I feel like I’ve known you, And you’ve known me. I can’t wait ‘till we are together, So we both can see. I think of you often. But can touch you only in my dreams. Close your eyes. Feel the warmth of my hand as I softly touch your face. Feel the heat of my breath, As I rest my head on your chest. If only it were real And you were there when I awoke. Do you feel the heat? I really need to know. Somehow, from so far away I think you’ve touched my soul.

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

A Little More About The Bondage Princess
NAME: NIKKE LOU DAZZLED THE WORLD:24TH MARCH 1971 HAIR BROWN BUT BLOND AT THE MOMENT (CHANGES ALL THE TIME DEPENDING ON MOOD LOOKS THROUGH: GREEN EYES STAR SINGH: ARIES (THE RAMPANT RAM NEED I SAY MORE) SEX: YES PLEASE( FEMAIL) HEIGHT 5FT1 SIZE PETTITE SIZE 8 FAVORITE FOOD:ITALIAN FAVORITE SPORT CELTIC AND LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL TEAM FAVORITE DRINK VODKA AND COKE DO I SMOKE: MMM TRYING TO STOP AT THE MOMENT SINGLE: NO GETTING MARRIED KIDS YES ONE GIRL AND POSSIBLE MORE BEST MATES: CHELLE MARIE PAULINE LISA JESSE LAST TIME I CRYED: LAST WEEK WHEN I FOUND OUT I HAD NO MONEY IN THE BANK FAVORITE COULOUR GREEN PINK FAVORITE POSITION JUST A SEX MANIAC SO ALL DO I TELL LIES : NOPE UNLESS ITS FOR A GOOD REASON AM I A GOOD MATE: YES BUT A BAD ENEMY SO CROSS ME AND ITS GAME OVER FOR U

Subject: Kids Hang On To Your Side On This One..lmao
LIFE AFTER DEATH : "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU! PALM SUNDAY: IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY." "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!" CHILDREN'S SERMON: ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG. HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?" "I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE!! " SUPPORT A FAMILY : THE PRO

When Your On Top
Would it hurt for the people who are at the top level to keep in touch with those who helped you get to the top. I must say, everyone who is a friend, I've chatted with them. Those who fanned me, I returned the favor. Some of you just don't care anymore. Where's the luv??????????

Sisterhood Rules
I love the group but as all groups we have rules and thought I would post them once more for us so we dont forget them....If you are a female and not a member ask one of us about it....Its a great group Please add "The Sisterhood" to your name... somewhere, anywhere. Last, first, doesn't matter. Once you add us, let me know and I will add you to the list. After you are added to the list, you should rate, fan, and add all sisters that are listed before you. You should be at least a level 5 to join. No salute pic is necessary but you should have at least one pic of yourself so we know what you look like. If there is a female on your friends list who is a good friend to you, by all means go ahead and ask her to join us. Member Pinkouts are a good thing to show Love! If at any time you no longer wish to be a member of The Sisterhood, send me a private email so I can remove you from the list. And Finally...This is a DRAMA FREE ZONE! Let's keep it that way! We are

Santa Fe, New Mexico Vampire And Lycans
This once-peaceful city is under siege. In the space of six short months eleven people have been brutally murdered, their bodies drained of blood and dumped in different public places. Many more have vanished into the shadows of the night and might be lying beneath the streets of Santa Fe, their lifeless bodies decomposing in the lonely dark. Officials can't account for the gruesome killing spree. They do not believe the murders to be the work of one man, but nor have they been able to link the crimes to any known criminals. In the largest single police operation in New Mexico History, most local gangs have been broken up, religious cult leaders arrested, and the doors of secret orders, and brotherhoods smashed down.... to no effect at all!!! Chief Inspector Bruce of the whole police operation hates it when he is queried about the lack of results and responded with his own brand of bluntness," We've been working like silly clown," he snapped. "Everyone's on unpaid overtime. Nobod

My Peoms
Slender beams of illumination enter this darkened chamber as I kneel, always lost, always alone, frozen here, waiting. Tortured forms wrought in panes of glass loom as dust dances in the air, forming an image in my mind, penetrating my exposed soul. A reflection on a deathless face. I raise my head, now embracing this oblivious darkness. Alone in Darkness the night falls in a heavy, suffocating cloak, lost are we. the understanding for which you sacrifice yourself flares once, then dies, devoured by your obsession. all hope must fail. Untitled Around, all around, the dark memories gather. My dread grows as the stroke of death falls against my naked soul. It wounds me, and darkly my essence drips to the wicked earth that is my prison. In a strange and terrible glee I beg forgiveness while the end of life takes my hand. Now alone, my soul falls upon howling eyes. This is because of you what you have done what have you wrought?

My First Contest Ever!
I am in my first ever contest!! Any comments you can give will be greatly appreciated! The link is below: Oh yeah - I am a member of the BEST BOMBING FAMILY EVER!!! The Global Bombers....if you aren't a member of a bombing family check us out!

Uhm,, Yea.
Ok Ive noticed that I have alot more fans than I have people that I have fanned. This more than likely happened during my happy hour when I just approved all 100+ requests because I was probably busy with the kids. For some weird reason, I can't see but like 50 of my fans. Don't ask. I don't know. But if I have not fanned you that you know of, please let me know. I can't see all my fans so I have no way of knowing. So please let me know and Ill get to it as quick as I can. Later guys.

My Christmas Tree
Hey friends , I posted a Christmas tree on my page so when you stop by to leave me a comment , be sure to leave me a gift under my tree . Thanks Southern Babygirl for being the first to leave me a gift .

Broken
My heart says this can't be true. I am hurt more than you will ever know. Never felt so lonely and blue. My brain says, You put up a big show, You're a real pro. And still There are all the moments we've shared, And a big part of me, Trusts you completely, And still feels for you so deeply. I will never forget you, My love.

Just Poems
YOU SMILED You smiled, you spoke and I believed, By every word and smile- deceived. Another man would hope no more; Nor hope I- what I hoped before. But let not this last wish be vain; Deceive, deceive me once again! ***************************************************** From Me If you see a sunset, it's me, smiling From behind it. If I go away far, and you see a star If you find it, I'm inside it. You can fold it, and hold it forever, If you hide it. If our words and worlds sever - if ever I lose you; If two thousand light-years or seven Confuse you; Remember me. Here and in Heaven I'll see you. I'll be beguiling my filing, still smiling To see you. When mountains, magenta and molded Turn red, Like you said, You'll find the feeling you folded Not dead. You'll steal the swirling sky, turning With me. You won't be bounded, but burning And free. Fusion Starlight, scientists have stated, Is only

Confused!?!?!?
So I had a blind date this weekend...It was fun and he was good looking but it just wasnt there for me. The whole time I thought of the last guy I was with. As I found out that I might be getting more then friendly feelings for one of my closest guy friends. I hate how confused I am. I miss the last guy... I really am feelin' my guy friend...but the guy that I met this weekend isnt for me. I want things to work out for me.

Myself
Many who share life are blame Eyes are filled with tears and fear Memories that shame Sleepless nights Hurting of heart Did this happen? Uncomfortable, frighten, confusion Is this a lie or truth? Lost of boundaries and control Fear of night and day Protecting and over-protecting love ones Have to find! Myself, before I can truely be myself?

Craving You
Touch me softly, but hold me hotly. One match, one spark with you in the dark. Kiss me sweetly, but make it deeply. Ignite in me what you want and need. Spark becomes flame when you whisper my name... On fire with desire, I’m craving you.

To Whom It May Concern
FUCK YOU theend. P.S. if you are wondering just who "you" is... HAAAAAAAAA it's to the fake ass fucking people that wanna be my friend. Don't know how many times I gotta tell people I don't want no new fucking friends. FAKE PEOPLE PISS ME OFF! to the definition of fake people I mean: 1. whom don't keep their words and promises. 2. whom puts on an act to try and act cooler ----note that shit don't make you cool. it makes you pathetic. 3. ones that say they love you and don't fucking mean it. 4. ones that think they are king shit and can get away with anything and everything. ----you are all going to fuck yourself over hard watch it. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I don't see how it's so hard to just be yourself. Don't lie to me. Don't be a fucking fake 2-faced punk ass bitch. be different....BE REAL that's all I ever fucking ask for. not much pure and simple BE YOUR FUCKING SELF! Don't be me, or him or her. It's not flattering seeing people trying to act like me. it's str

Happy Tuesday Everyone!
My internet was broken for hours today, I was helpless what to do and calling the service line didnt help me much. They made suggestions which didnt help instead of admitting thats a provider problem. I was really angry about that. Now I have not much more time to be around to send everyone of you some greetings. So I want to say on this way to each of you Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Hope to be around tomorrow Annie

I Scored -40
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... * Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. * Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun * Below 50 means you are fun in bed * Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! Ready? Here we go... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand]. -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been ki

Because I Think Its Funny
Capitalism for Dummies Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. German Capitalism: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. British Capitalism: You have two cows. Both are mad. Russian Capitalism: You have two cows. You count them and

Story 1
It was another long road trip. I was working for a computer company that kept me on the road for months at a time doing repairs, setting up server farms, etc. I was in Madison, Wisconsin when I just couldn't take the aloneness anymore. I'd been out to bars and clubs but being a shy guy I hardly ever hooked up. And this trip was lonelier than most. I looked online for some escort sites. One was an add for a voluptuous woman with 38d breasts. I've always liked my women on the heavier side so that add made me follow the link. On her website she had a couple of small pictures. I clicked and studied them for a few minutes. I couldn't see her face but her body was perfect. Large heavy breasts, round tummy that rolled onto soft, smooth and chubby thighs. He body was so beautiful, so womanly, so inviting. I almost fell over myself getting to the phone. A deep and sultry voice answered. Hello? "Hi, ummm," I stammered, "I saw your add on the net." Suddenly feeling monumentally stupid. How

Would I Ever
Have you wondered if you would ever find that one person who would make a difference in your life? I always hoped and prayed that someone like that exsisted. Would you know already know them or would they be a stranger who just walked in and swept you off your feet. Would they be all romantic or the macho man who doesnt believe in love. Would like be this totally amazing person in bed or someone who makes you feel totally amazing when in bed. I always wondered about this person until I didnt have to wonder anymore. Someone who I knew a very long time ago and hadnt seen in years walked into my life and I was a complete goner. In high school I never looked at him that way or years later after high school. After having not seen each other after 9 yrs he found me online and we was just going to go out for drinks to catch up and I was in a relationship with someone I thought I was in love with. Boy was I ever wrong after talking on the phone and going to lunch together we went out one n

The Starfish
The Starfish While walking along a beach, a man saw in the distance what looked like a boy dancing. He was encouraged by the outward expression of someone dancing to the new day on the beach, and he approached the young man. As he got closer, he realized that the young man was actually running, leaning down, picking something up and then gently throwing it far into the ocean. As he came closer, he saw thousands of starfish the tide had thrown onto the beach. Unable to return to the ocean during low tide, the starfish were dying. He observed the young man picking up the starfish one by one and throwing them back. After watching the seemingly futile effort, the observer said to the young man, "There must be thousands of starfish on this beach. It would be impossible for you to get to all of them. There are simply too many. You can't possibly save enough to make a difference." The young man smiled as he continued to pick up another starfish and toss it back into the ocean.

The One I Love And Care Alot About
she knows who she is i love her i don't know why i do but i do i would do almost anything for her.even though she's played head games with me i still want her i know what you ppl think i'm a loser yeah what ever but i just wish she would figure out where she's going in life. if your reading this i love you and to those who don't know who she is well u'll have to find out on your own.any ways i'm just writing out my feelings and i don't wanna give up i'm a fighter and refuse to lose i may not be the best looking guy or the closest but i feel that it could work out i just think your scared because i know what i want and ur not ready for commitment.i'm willing to wait and take it one step at a time but i know u don't want me but i want you and only you. Baby ur the only one for me i really really wish ud think about comming back to me but i don't think you will i was happy with you and felt that it was going well. I CARE ABOUT YOU MORE THAN YOU REALLY KNOW I JUST WON'T TELL U

Fucking Ppl!
To all you horney fucks out there, Im here to chat and have fun with my friends!! THATS ALL! Im tired of getting all these horney fucks wanting to chat and telling me to look at there dirty pics.. Leave me the hell alone! Im married with 2 kids and they are my life! So please If your not here to meet new friends then you are in the wrong page!!!! I hate to be a bitch but aparently thats the only way to get through to ppl!

Temporarily Offline ..
Hey friends, Just a quick note to let you all know i miss you and look forward to chatting and "catching up" with you all when i return!! To all my new friends ...welcome to my page and hope to meet you real soon! Hope to be back in a few weeks...I'm going thru serious NET withdrawals...lol Take care and hope you all have a Great Thanksgiving week!!! Much love to all..Be safe! ~Dreamer~

Peaks Of Pleasure
With my head between your breasts The aches of my world grow dull muffled in their softness allowing me to feel so small My eyes can no longer see all the frightening things around blinded within soft globes of flesh only sweet darkness can be found My ears can no longer hear the cries of woe and cries of grief only rhythm of your heart to lull me into silent peace My lips can no longer taste all bitterness that life brings only your salty sweet skin as you press closer to me. Nestled between your breasts oh, how you soothe me so cleansing my senses of this world to face it again tomorrow

Perfect
you make me warm, You make me sigh, When I see you, In my mind, Your beautiful hair, Your Beautiful Eyes, Make me feel, Like ill never Die, When I am sad, and cant make it through, I just close my eyes, and dream of you, For at that time, While your on my mind, all my problems, Are left behind. If I had a choose, I wouldn’t change a thing, Because your perfect, Just like a dream, Id kill for you, And even die, To make your life, Last a longtime, You were sent from heaven, I know its true, Because no one else, Is as perfect as you.

For My Wife
When you said, "I love you," I went over the moon. My heart sang its glory, The stars sang in tune. As when with a word God brought forth light, So with these words You ended my night. So with these words You made something new: A bond of devotion Between me and you. How powerful words To shape who we are! We ponder in silence; Our words cross a bar. Your words crossed a threshold And entered the past, Yet they have created A world full of love that will last.

Basic Rules
welcome everyone to the wolf pack family and thank you for joining us.I just want some simple rules for this ok and we will adjust them as we go so bear with me on this please. the first and formost rule is NO DRAMA, this means in the family and in the lounge. it will not be tolerated, and treat each person in the family with respect, and work together as a pack please. that is all i ask of the members for right now thank you for joining and have fun.

Soul Mates
I see you standing there yearning for what you want but I won't give in I have to tease and taunt My nails go down your back then my fingers through your hair the feelings growing stonger you want me right there But this pleasure you can't have not until I'm through you can't have me not until I've had you Now I gently kiss your chest god you feel so hot a little further down I go I think I've found the spot You pull me closer to you now your lips are touching mine the feeling that burns inside is heavenly divine Now you lay me down caressing all my curves touch me anyway you want 'cause baby it's all yours Now that you've found my spot what will you do you lay your hand on my hips and say this is all for you Now we lay side by side both feeling so satisfied you hold me in your arms so tight this can't be wrong 'cause it feels so right ------------------------------------------------- this poem is copyrighted by Mira plea

Fubar Insight
Just wrote this from comment's on pics and stuff thank's for the Insite Keep commenting on Pic's :) blue eyes behold auburn strands of gold dimples placed so sweetly don't you want to meet me? sweet as a banana split full of flavor and lusciously thick silly as a clown i'll gladly turn your frown upside down quite quirky always in a hurry constantly on the run always lookin' for fun a smile usually on my lips so tempting don't you want a kiss? a star fell from the sky which is why that ornery twinkle dances in my eyes cute as a button nose which my creator perfectly chose just letting you get a little glimpse of me a perspective flash that other's don't always get to see

In My Vains
The blood that courses through my veins Runs true to the Cherokee. I am the blood of my people. I am Cherokee. The trail that my forefathers walked, Saturated in their tears, The trail has become my trial I listen with their ears. I heard the wailing of the Cherokee Proud of the salty tears, I cry the tears of the Cherokee Even after all these years. I walk the trail that they cried, I hear their voices frail, I bear the blood of the Cherokee. Damn this worthless trail. 'Trail Of Tears' of the Cherokee, Long remembered in shame. I cry out for the Cherokee. I wear the Cherokee name. Hear me loud and hear me clear, No head hung in sorrow... For I am the proud Cherokee Waiting for tomorrow. I will regain what my forefathers lost. I will stand and show my pride. And all the spirits of the lost Cherokee Will be standing at my side. I am the proud Cherokee. You'd do well to remember my name. In the name of all

Shower
Imagine slick skin sliding together as two people stand under the hot, pulsing spray of a thousand aquatic fingers massaging away the tension of the day...heaven. Add the erotic touch of human hands kneading, caressing and rubbing intimate regions and what you have is a recipe designed for explosion. Unlike the fantasy, bathing is an everyday necessity that most people don't put a lot of thought into. However, it can be one of the most arousing, intimate experiences a couple incorporates into their relationship. The main focus of a couple's shower is not sexual; instead it should be sensual. Increasing the level of intimacy by showering together and focusing on the erotic can open the door to new ideas. Heightening the senses can intensify the sexual encounter that may follow. The possibilities are endless. The key to the ultimate experience is communication, whether verbal or non-verbal, a willingness to try new things, and an open mind. Pre-shower preparation: Have

Life
You know LIFE can sometimes suck! No matter what you do or how hard you try sometimes things just will not go your way. Right now I have a confusing life. There is so much that I want, but am having trouble getting it. I have so many decisions that i need to make! ERRRRRRRR...You cant win for losing sometimes! I have tried. And just when you think that things are going your way...SMACK...All of a sudden the shit just falls the fuck apart! IT FUCKING SUX! Anyways, sorry that i wasted anyones time thats reading this. I am just venting!

"nsfw"
I've been deep in thought here. I've noticed a contradiction in Fubar's ratings of what's NSFW and what's not NSFW. I've been to many a members sites and this contradiction has popped up many times. There have been photos which I and most ppl out there would categorize as a NON-NSFW photo yet for some reason the FUBAR powers that be have rated this photo NSFW. Why I ask myself and others out there? This shouldn't be a difficult decision to make. If any body part which would be covered on a beach lets say is covered in a photo, then it should NOT be catigorized as NSFW. If this specific body part is not covered in the photo then it SHOULD be catigorized as NSFW. This is too simple. Why are photos of non-nudity blocked and in some cases photos of nudity not blocked? Get it right and be consistiant. It's that easy. Just shit on my mind is all.

Pillow Talk
It's amazing some of the things that you can get away with saying in bed. For instance, any other circumstance in which someone asks you to suck their dick would be considered pretty rude and inflammatory... but in bed it can be one of the biggest turn ons one could possibly hear. Now obviously not everyone likes to hear what can be considered "degrading" phrases or words in bed, but others do. And even those of the population who don't like to talk while the sex is going on, appreciate hearing a few compliments afterwards. I'd like to look at some bedroom phrases and how they affect people (positively that is, we'll skip the negative part cuz it's rather pointless.). Hopefully using some of these phrases, words and compliments will help some people in their bedroom life. I've had friends ask me before just what they're supposed to say during sex, and what's off-limits. Who knows, maybe this will help some other people out too - that's the goal anyway! We'll start with phrases

The Night
It's a beautiful night, a little cold, but not so much that I'm shivering. Its about seven in the evening and we are headed to your place after dinner. The unspoken promise of what is about to happen hangs in the air like a fog, clouding the conversation. I no longer know what the topic is. We head inside the house, and standing in the front entry you bend down to kiss me. Not forcefully or demanding, but sweet and sensual, more is said in that kiss than a million words could ever say. You lead me up a flight of stairs touching me the whole way. Not groping, but slight touches that reassure me that your there. Once in the room we take turned slowly peeling away each-others clothing. We gently explore the newly uncovered flesh as we go along. You lay me on the bed, and lean over and whisper in my ear, "I wanna watch you baby." "Tell me how." I respond, a slight smile on your lips. "Start with your breasts." So I reach up and start fondling my Large White globes, circling the a

My State
Ok here the deal I am in a vary weird kinda pattarn not sure if it is good or bad . First off people who know me very well well have made very rude and crude comments about my personal life which put me in a down moodbasically telling me that I am ugly I dont think I am but hey , 2 I have had two of my ex girlfriens contact me over the past few days one who I havnt talked to in over two years she wants to go back out weird the other I she wanted me back but I was not sure now she told me she wants me back weird . So I told them my new out look on life which is no more will I ever go back meaning if we parted ways in the past it was for a reason so I told the both of them that I want nothing to do with them . 3 My boss gave me my review this week OH BOY he sure can make shit up wow all to keep from giving me a raise sucks . 4 I found a friend with benifis supposedly who never in the mood So wow I must say I kinda at a loss 5 I HAVE A WEEKS VAC NEXT WEEK BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO GO WITH OR P

My Friends
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Blah Blah Blah...
I'm so bored right now it's insane! I'm really happy that Nea got the spotlight! It's nice to see someone from AfterHours in there! :) I'm watching Family Guy right now, there's a marathon on tonight and I have the feeling that I'll be home all night watching it. Ugh, my ex got out of jail today and I'm sooooooo not happy about it. He's gonna stalk me again. Gross. I was going to go over to my friend's today to talk to her but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Well, I'm done rambling for now I don't wanna spill all my drama business all over fubar anyways! LOL!

Thank You My Friend's
The loneliest thing I know As I sit recalling the past A lost little Boy all alone Wishing for peace at last A big smile and bright blue eyes Was how my secret safely slept I did good hiding the depression Locked in my room while i wept I was invisible to my mother Lost because acquaintances weren't true friends But the saddest thing I recall Was wishing for the end The loneliest thing I know Used to be myself And I probably wouldn't have made it If my friends hadn't helped

In The Beginning . . .
Hey all! I am currently working on some scripts for 3 mini series comics I created in hopes it makes it to print through a studio. During this I am working on my art to see if I can make an online comic. Yes I know everyone is doing it but I am thinking of a new way of doing it. Hopefully noone has done it yet. Another thing I am working on is a possible label for some friends who are aspiring visual and singing artists. It isn't going to something as usual for a label, but I will be doing something to promote unity as in a group in some sort, but they will have their own solo projects of course. This is a new venture for me and hope it works out. Thanx! Jay!

No Title
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.

Parents - Omg
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue; my dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in his classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Good Evening, One And All!
What an interesting evening! I was asked to witness my first Fumarriage, lol. I was the witness for Mad Cheshire Cat as he Fumarried summerbreeze in Diablos Lounge! How lovely! It was another long day at work. Didn't get home until 7:45. All in all it was a good day, lol. This will be another short blog, as I'm tired, lmao! At some point I would like to tell you about the most interesting Tarot reading I was given on Saturday - took 2 hours! Yes, there was lots to tell me, lol. Looks as though my life will continue to be very interesting. And what else is new, lol! Good night, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings for all my friends, all over the world! Later! Muahz!

Fool
Perfect by nature Icons of self indulgence Just what we all need More lies about a world that Never was and never will be Have you no shame? Don't you see me? You know you've got everybody fooled Look here she comes now Bow down and stare in wonder Oh how we love you No flaws when you're pretending But now I know she Without the mask, where will you hide? Can't find yourself lost in your lie I know the truth now I know who you are And I don't love you anymore

Emerald Tablet
The Emerald Tablet "The pagans believed that the zodiac formed the body of the Grand Man of the Universe. This body, which they called the Macrocosm (The Great World), was divided into twelve major parts, one of which was under the control of the celestial powers reposing in each of the zodiacal constellations. Believing that the entire universal system was epitomized in man's body, which they called the Microcosm (the Little World), they evolved that now familiar figure of 'the cut-up man in the almanac' by allotting a sign of the zodiac to each of twelve major parts of the human body." - MPH, "The Microcosm" "The Tablet probably first appeared in the West in editions of the pseudo-Aristotelian Secretum Secretorum which was actually a translation of the Kitab Sirr al-Asar, a book of advice to kings which was translated into Latin by Johannes Hispalensis c. 1140 and by Philip of Tripoli c.1243. Other translations of the Tablet may have been made during the same period by Pl

What Is Your Favorite Color...hehehehe
Yellow: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire. Pink: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg. Purple: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate

My Friends Going Into Reserves :(
and this is what he wrote me: I know I haven't known you that long and we've had a fight and all, but, I am glad we're past that... I'm glad I became friends with you and If somewhere were to happen to me, I just want you to know I love you and think you're a good person and a good friend pray for him plz

Help Needed!!!
*♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. NEED YOUR HELP ***************************************** SHE NEED 624,187 POINTS TO GODMOTHER WITH ALL YOUR HELP i'M SURE SHE CAN MAKE IT VERY SOON. *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Co Owner Razzles Night Club624,187 Points to go! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND BETTER UPCOMING HOLIDAY HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞

Loosing You
Loosing you day by day Memores do fade away Hopes and dreams come crashing down Dispair and darkness now abound I find the pain of loosing you Unbarable and can't belive it's true That once so closely two hearts beat Now span a chasm oh so deep Oblivious you seem to be of just how much you mean to me of how my world goes round and round to your heart's strong beating sound And now comes the time that I most dread The time for me to burry the dead And so I enter my memories Benteath the headstone "Never Ment To Be" Belle 08/20/07

Thank You To All!
I know there is alot of drama going on in Fubar Land....But can we take a break from that for a minute? I want to remind everyone of what Fubar is really about! Friends, Family, socializing, helping people on their quest for the next level. Those are the only good things left for us! So don't take it for granted! That being said, most of you know I became Godmother last night!!!! You must also know that I did not accomplish this on my own! A large task this was, and WOW is all I can say. I'm sure we have all felt overwhelmed at least once in our lives, but can you honestly say you have ever been overwhelmed with love? I can!!!!!! And it is all thanks to the following people....I'm sure I didn't get everyone, but it's not from lack of trying! Please stop by ALL of these Wonderful people's pages, Rate Fan and Add them. You can never have too many friends. Tell them I sent you, so they know I'm thinking of them. I appreciate each and everyone of you! I couldn't have done it without you!!!

One Hell Of A Suprise
this past weekend i was working at the mall as usual but the marketing director told me she needed some assistance and to follow her so i did. upon arriving to the destination we were to be at i noticed this big black muscular man sitting on a bit chair in the lobby of the tv station in the mall. the man looked very familar so i got courious and went over to say he looked like someone i knew and to my suprise it turned out to be Booker T Cox a former wwe wrestler who i grew up just a few miles from in houston.well as it turned out i was to be Bookers escort to his vehicle and i thought it was pretty cool after we get to the car Booker's publicist gave me two tickets to the wrestling event so i took my son who is 5 but he loves wrestling just as much as his old man lol we had the best time of our lives and we even got to go back in the back to meet all the wrestlers so it was a night to remember for both of us thanks to Booker T

Not Giving Up
I'm trying... not giving up.... I'm in 2 contests at the moment. If you'd like to help i'd appreciate it... Most comments wins...ends Nov 30th 95,000 gets a 30 day blast With all the changes for bombing this is really hard... help please.... Photo Image Hosting

Thanksgiving For Outcasts
My family is one with a horrible past Abuse and oppression mark our lives My own parents cared more about money and television Than they did about their own son I would have a personal problem that shook my world And my mother would eventually tell me to be quiet Because she couldn't hear her show I remember often when I would be talking to my father And he would start nodding off in the middle of the sentence Apparently he has a heart condition that makes him fall asleep At inopportune times Where did this all lead me? I grew up without a listening ear And their god didn't exactly listen either He was too busy judging me for my sins My grandmother is the only one in my family I consider respectable And she's almost on her death bed The rest of them are one big tornado of guilt and childhood pain So the idea of spending a day with them Is like being held down and flogged for something I don't remember doing So thankfully, I'm working overnights and can't go I need

What Kind Of Drinkin Woman Am I?
You Are a Beer Woman You drink to have fun and let loose. Simple as that. And you aren't picky about what you drink, though you can appreciate a quality brew. Casual and down to earth, you can hang with the guys more easily than the girls. You prefer to date a man who is manly, direct, and sure of what he wants. What Kind of Drinking Woman Are You?

Dreams
What Your Dreams Mean... Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life. You tend to be a very productive thinker. Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities. Your dreams indicate that you have very conflicted feelings. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind. What Do Your Dreams Mean?

Poems 2
I am there. Close your eyes... face the Sun... feel my warmth? as the breeze.. touches your flesh... let it be, I carressing you Forever, think of me at these moments, I AM there With you. As Autumns chill,sets in Winter draws near.. lifeless leafs, blow about your feet. It is I reaching out to touch you, I am there, with you. When winters frost.. sits upon the window sill, reach out to touch it feel it melt,upon your finger tips. It is I, melting at your warmth. I AM, there with you. As spring, brings blooms.. Of the brightest colors, scents of the best variety. Stop, breath deeply.. see their beauty.. It is I.. waifing about in the air.. seducing you. Pulling you closer.. touch the delicate petals, feel my softness. Inhale my scent. I am there.. with you. Summer sets in.. it grows hot, The sun beats down upon you. As you wipe the sweat , from your brow, I will be the cooling gentle breezes, you crave. Giving you comf

2 My Lady
im sorry 4 your loss but im gonna try 2 make it right im gonna do what i should and send it overnight to the fucking grinch who spoiled your day may they get fucked in the ass in the worst possible way im truly sorry baby 4 the day you had you were supposed to have fun but no thanx to those who treated you bad no names shall i mention you know who they are the ones who are desperate for attention "tbc"

X-mas Joke!!
THREE MEN DIED ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND WERE MET BY SAINT PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES. "IN HONOR OF THIS HOLY SEASON" SAINT PETER SAID,"YOU MUST EACH POSSESS SOMETHING THAT SYMBOLIZES CHIRSTMAS TO GET TO HEAVEN", THE FIRST MAN FUMBLED THROUGH HIS POCKETS AND PULLED OUT A LIGHTER. HE FLICKED IT ON,"IT REPESENTS A CANDLE",HE SAID. YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES "SAINT PETER SAID THE SECOMD MAN REACHED IN HIS POCKET AND PULLED OUT A PAIR OF KEYS.HE SHOOK THEM AND SAID, "THEY'RE BELLS",SAINT PETER SAID "YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES". THE THIRD MAN JACK,STARTED SEARCHING DESPERATELY THROUGH HIS POCKETS AND FINALLY PULLED OUT A PAIR OF WOMENS PANTIES, SAINT PETER LOOKED AT THE MAN WITH A RAISED EYEBROW AND ASKED,"AND JUST WHAT DO THESE SYMBOLIZE?" THE MAN REPLIED,"THESE ARE CAROLS," AND SO THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGINS......

What Mythical Creature Am I?
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?

Best Pumpkin Pie No Fuss No Mess
Shortcut Pumpkin Pie Ingredients: Get into your car, make sure it has gas... go to your local bakery purchase one pumpkin pie Stop at a local grocery store, purchase 1 can whip cream. Directions: Return back to your home go to your kitchen and get a knife and plates also forks. Cut and serve No fuss No mess!!! Pumkin Pie. This is my way of baking... ENJOY!!!!! Have a great Thanksgiving..

~~girl Language~~
*this is girl language, guys you better get used to it. ;D when i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me or a kiss and A shut up works also] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong/Or mess with me. ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at yo

Pure And True
all of my love is for you it's pure and true all for you i will not mention your name for i do not know how you will respond to this baby i am telling you the truth about my love being pure and true all for you you know everything about me and i know very little about you my gut and my heart both agree that you and i are meant to be if this means anything to you please let me know in the truest and purest way possible for you i fell in love with you and you tell me that you love me too but you don't show it unless we're alone if your love for me is pure and true please show me that it is in front of everyone

L.u.l.l.
Losing you Is my fear Never holding you Drowning in my tears After this year David's changing After this pain I feel Real love is never aging Leaving the past Exactly there Never going back Even a hair Feeling this hurt is like Razors in my heart All the time lost is what I want Zero time apart Everyone knows it Exactly what I did Losing you and your love Undying love that has hidden Love was mine Love was ours

The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted...

I Love You
When I am with you I am where I belong My life is so complete To of been given the chance to love you has been more then a dream come true All I know is everytime I am with you I am in heaven The love and emotions I feel for you are so deep. My every waking moment is spent remembering our shared memories Have I ever told you your my life, my desires and my greatest hero Well you are. I've searched my whole life for the kind of love we share. Complete fulfillment is what I feel I long for the day when I can look into your eyes. Your my first taste at the sweetest feeling I have ever known Your the one I come to when I am needing to be held. We always know each others hearts I will be your light to lighten your darken path and I will be your ray of sunshine to warm your days.As long as we are entwined as one, we can accomplish and endure anything You and I will share an eternity of love You belong to me as I belong to you I Lo

The River.
Down at the river, as the wind blew thru her hair, It was as if a Goddess was standing there. Her eyes they sparkled, as tho diamonds were in her eyes, All I really remember is how she made me feel inside. I felt like a young school boy seeing his first love, Feelings swept thru my being as clouds moving in the wind above. We didn't say a word, yet we knew what we did say. All we had to do is look each others way. I think on that day our souls were joined, mixed and entwined, regardless what would happen, we were soulmates, till the end of time. With each passing day, that moment at the river grew, In my heart I felt love, as if for the first time, My heart felt happiness again, it seemed so right. A woman, A Lady, A moment in time, When down by the river our souls were combined. I know whatever happens, there will never be a day, when my heart and being, doesn't think of her in this way. Even tho we're apart, my heart still shines, when I think of that moment we

Sensual Story Written For Me...
You kno...I like reading sexual stories...but this one was sent to me from Richard, a guy I am basically interviewing (if you call it that) next week. This had me have chills and instead throbbing in certain places because I can see this happening for one...and another...he put my name in it...its not finished but enjoy what you read... ^..^ you walk behind me into the dark hotel room. It is time to finally commit to what has been talked about and planned. One dim light is lit and you walk to the table and place your things. He places his things then begins the task of arranging furniture. you turn and look around, familiarizing yourself but the blur is intense as thought race through your mind. An ottoman is thrust to the center of the room and He sits in a chair, crosses his leg and leans back. The moment has arrived. "Turn around so that I may see you, examine you, experience your physical beauty. Do you know why you are here?" "this one is here to experience Your pow

Nathan's Return Home!!
Ok.. My high school sweetheart, who I am still friends with, found this video on YOUTUBE about his brother's homecoming from Afganistan. We don't know who it was that posted it... but it's awesome! I just had to share it with everyone... this is the site I would love to see for all of our Soldiers... to come home safely!

Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you: May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise up to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you.

Hmm Music Says It All
Westlife Videos | Nashville Real Estate | Columbus Lofts Day after day Time pass away And I just can´t get you off my mind Nobody knows ... I hide it inside I keep on searching but I can´t find The courage to show ... To letting you know ... I´ve never felt so much love before And once again I´m thinking about Taking the easy way out ... CHORUS: But if I let you go I will never know What my life would be Holding you close to me Will I ever see You smiling back at me How will I know? If I let you go ... Night after night I hear myself sayin´ Why can´t this feeling just fade away? There´s no one like you ... You speak to my heart... It´s such a shame we´re worlds apart ... I´m too shuy to ask ... I´m too proud to lose But sooner or later I gotta choose And once again I´m thinking aboutTaking the easy way out ... CHORUS Once again I´m thinking about .... Taking the easy way out ....

Question
My biggest question is this and maybe someone can answer this. Why when guys cheat on their woman they get hand shakes and all kind of good stuff. Women, if we cheat we get called all kinds of hoes, trash, or that stupid comment "you can't change a hoe into a housewife". If a man cheats, they want us or more like demands us to forgive them on the spot. If we cheat, it's like that is so unforgiveable. I believe with all my heart that women only cheat when they are not happy at home. I believe men cheat because, they think with their second head instead of the one God blessed them with. Sometimes we may go look for whatever the guy we are with is lacking. It may be some conversation it may be more to it. Either way it's total different when a woman cheats.

No, But Maybe So
*would john have fallen in love with yoko if the word had been no? i wonder...* originally it was my decision to not to get married, not to fall in love, to not even date anymore. there were many reasons but i'll go into just two of them. first, males, in general, are worthless, beyond their use in the reproductive cycle. before you discount this as just another male bashing session, i will admit there are a few exceptions to that statement. very few. and even then they manage to screw up something. but to he other 90% of the male population, you guys suck ass. you make your business, and succeed at it, to be assholes, losers, jerkfaces, hurtful, mean, hateful, selfish, childish, ill mannered, ignorant, stupid, idiotic, pathetic, irresponsible, demanding, demeening, vain, self righteous, petty, unkind and generally make life miserable for anyone you come close to. i could go on, but we all know what men are like. and yes, i will admit that there are a lot of females out there wit

Hello Agan And Help Please
This is my third attempt here. I thought i had put the right info for my email or whatever. I now have 3 pages on here and would like to get rid of the other two or at least try. Can someone please help me do so? My first page uses my old address i would like delete that one but have no clue as to how to do that either??

Isolated Life
Alone I sit within this Hell. No way to escape. Nobody to help me. My screams cannot be heard. Locked away from the world. Destined for lonlyness. Yet Enraged with lust. Sorrowful tears build up. None do flow. I wonder why. No answers come. Why is this Happening? When will it end?

Design
I found a dimpled spider, fat and white, On a white heal-all, holding up a moth Like a white piece of rigid satin cloth- Assorted characters of death and blight Mixed ready to begin the mourning right, Like the ingredients of a withces' broth- A snow-drop spider, a flower like a froth, And dead wings carried like a paper kite. What had that flower to do with being white, The wayside blue and innocent heal-all? What brought the kindred spider to that height, Then steered the white moth thither in the night? What but design of darkness to appall? If design govern in a thing so small.

About Me And My Life
This is for those who are wanting to know about "ME." Where to begin...I grew up with 3 older brothers and 1 younger. It was tough being the only girl in the family. I was a tom boy pretty much...LOL. Life was hard at times my mom and dad worked everyday of their lives. I thought life was pretty good until I had to grow up and take my own responsibilities....I had gotten pregnant when I was 17, I had her within a few days after I turned 18. I thought I had met the man of my dreams, which turned out to be a really big mistake. We will get into that in a little while. I had some complications while I was pregnant. They thought she was going to have down syndrome which scared the hell out of me. The father and I had to make a decision on what we were going to do if she had it. I already knew what I was going to do but I talked it over with him and he wanted me to get an abortion. I told him NO. I said if she does turn out to have the down syndrome and I cant deal with it then there are ot

Nsfw In My Stash???
I really think people are just stupid!! completely ridiculous what supposedly offends people!! threatening to delete my account over it!! There was NOTHING vulgur, sexual, or offensive in it unless you are a damn terrorist!! Starting to see why people are getting upset with this site...its for 18 or older so WTF is the problem here? Bunch of damn idiots flagging whatever they like...just stupid. someone needs to pull their head out and see the sunshine again.

Learn Chinese In Five Minutes!
1. That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive........Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP.......................Kum Hai Nao 4. Small Horse........................Tai Ni Po Ni 5. Did you go to the beach?...............Wai Yu So Tan 6. I think you need a face lift........Chin Tu Fat 7. It's very dark in here..............Wai So Dim 8. I thought you were on a diet..............Wai Yu Mun Ching 9. This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King 10. Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao 11. Staying out of sight!............Lei Ying Lo 12. He's cleaning his automobile.......Wa Shing Ka 13. Your body odor is offensive......Yu Stin Ki Pu

Top 16 Country Songs
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke

Thought Provoking Questions
Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do atheists get insurance for acts of God? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Does anybody ever vanish with a trace? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty? How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness? How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown? If a tu

Is Your Bag Heavy Or Light Or Empty ?
One of my teachers had each one of us bring a clear plastic bag and a sack of potatoes. For every person we'd refuse to forgive in our life experience, we were told to choose a potato, write on it the name and date, and put it in the plastic bag. Some of our bags, as you can imagine, were quite heavy. We were then told to carry this bag with us everywhere for one week, putting it beside our bed at night, on the car seat when driving, next to our desk at work. The hassle of lugging this around with us made it clear what a weight we were carrying spiritually, and how we had to pay attention to it all the time to not forget, and keep leaving it in embarrassing places. Naturally, the condition of the potatoes deteriorated to a nasty slime. This was a great metaphor for the price we pay for keeping our pain and heavy negativity! Too often we think of forgiveness as a gift to the other person, and it clearly is for ourselves!! So the next time you decide you can't forgive som

Dads Rules For Dating His Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package - because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place

Love Me Or Not...
Whether those that I love know it or not, I do... I have found that I give love too easily in some cases and not easily enough in other cases, but in either case, I know who I love... Such is not the case on the opposite side though... People are all the time saying "Love ya!" either in seriousness or in jest. Why? Love is an emotion which symbolizes a closeness of two people. Why is it that people verbally give it away so freely, but when it comes down to it, the basis for the emotion just isn't there? Well, if you love me, then love me, if you don't, then don't, but if you don't, please don't tell me so and if you, then by all means, please show it to me...

Nail In The Fence
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just lik