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Wtf??
Does anyone know how its possible for someone to be sending me friend requests without ever checking me out?It's a level 9 member so its not from my invite link :s lol
Salutes
i feel to show everyone that is a true uk member we should all have salutes. its not hard. all u need is a piece of paper put down ur screen name with ur id and @ fubar.com peace love ya all
Men
they are nothing but trouble if anyone needs me im gonna be on www.yuwie.com/cowgir7730
In Loving Memory
I recently lost a family member. My grandfather. He was a great man. I will miss him dearly. He has moved on to heaven and will always watch over me. Love ya Grandpa!!!
I Love You
i love you i search for words to tell you how much you mean to me to let you know how precious each day has come to be to show how much i value the little things you do can really be expressed dear just saying i love you
Kittehs
Say What? Ur Kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY EVERYONE, I SUPPOSE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION IF UR HERE. I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I'M IN A GIVE AWAY WHICH REALLY WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME IF I GET WHAT I NEED. I NEED 18,000 COMMENTS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME OUT HERE.SO PLEASE COME BY AND HELP. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO MY GIVEAWAY. Fire My Words
They Walk Among Us!!
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I departed the store with the $46.64.....They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door........They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" ...............They Walk Am
Medical Things...
went to the dermatologyst today,a mall was changing so wanted to check on it. To be honest it looked a lot like it wanted to peel off :O so the doc took it off,a numbing shot and a lot of fear 8-P yeah you can laugh,but a needle on your ribs is not the easiest thing to take with phylosophy,bad malls can't be on easy places...like , I don't know a forearm nooooooooooooo :O:O:O:O:O and then of course I had to do everything not to look at the knife AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH everything is over,except I'm walking around with a tiny dddeeeeepppp wound on my skin and I hope I don't stain all my underwear. It's not like I can just be in bed,I wish...so you can wish me too...: luck :P
Monday Morning Drag.....
It is Monday morning and I am dragging. Very tired today. I spent way longer then I wanted to working yesterday. What I thought was going to be about an hour of work turned into over 4 hours. I am missing someone! I hope the internet people hook it up soon in your new apartment love. I am always busiest the following month after a quarter end. January is the absolute worst month for me. Everything is due then with taxes and stuff that I have to get out. I have to do sales tax today so I will be a bit busy. Also need to run a few errands this morning. Apparently a monster eats Christopher's socks! He has none and I seem to buy him socks all the time! Where do they go? I am really dragging this morning. Even sipping on my coffee isn't helping. 6:30 came way to fast for me this morning. I could have used at least another hour. Well, maybe I will have more life in me later to write something better then what I just did. LOL ~ciao~
Wereeeeerrreee Baaaaaaaack!!!!
That is right yall begining november the madmann will be back at his old time slot(9-11pm) on lcccradio.com the duck after a 1 year absence not sure what days yet but when i know more ill let yall know..
Don't Follow
Hey, I ain't never coming home Hey, I'll just wander my own road Hey, I can't meet you here tomorrow Say goodbye don't follow Misery so hollow Hey you, you're livin' life full throttle Hey you, pass me down that bottle, yeah Hey you, you can't shake me round now I get so lost and don't know how, yeah And it hurts to care, I'm going down Forgot my woman, lost my friends Things I'd done and where I've been Sleep in sweat the mirrors cold See my face it's growin' old Scared to death no reason why Do whatever to get me by Think about the things I said Read the page it's cold and dead Take me home Say goodbye Don't follow
Alyssa Lies
Urinating During Sex Is Only Gross When The Woman Does It.
Roughly 17 out of 100 sexual encouters involve urination. That's at least 15%. I made a bar graph putting it into perspective. Right now you're probably thinking how gross it is to piss on somebody. I agree. It's disgusting. But after being married for twenty years, you've had every possible kind of sex that the human body is capable of. You even start taking yoga classes to gain enough flexibility to try something new. Trust me, I've been there. No I haven't. But I think about it all the time. Most guys come to the conclusion, "Screw it, I'll just piss on her." And from that point on, his world will never be the same. Before a man gets married, there is his rating scale for women Then he gets married and realizes that regular textbook sex isn't fun anymore. His scale transitions into shit. This is all speculation, of course. I've never been married. I'm not that knowledgeable on the subject. I'm actually a virgin. But it's a huge redundancy anyway. I don't under
Natal Curry Judge
Natal, South Africa, has the highest quota of Indians outside of India ... Natal curry contest. If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end....... NOTE: If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Natal , you know how typical this is! They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Royal Show in PMB. Judge #3 was an inexperienced food critic named Frank, who was visiting from America . Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a Curry Cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and so I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Beer Garden when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Natal Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, the
My Name
I Love You This Is True
I love you, this is true I enjoy every minute of everyday Even when my skies are grey You make me smile all day I love you, this is true I cry to be away from you I die when you are gone And hope you come home just in time I love you, this is true Endless my nights do go Nightmares come, yet they never want to leave And that hazy line grows closer now I love you, this is so Safety I found in your arms come slumber time Comfert I find when you speak my name Hidden in selfish vein I love you this is true Forgiving always takes two You forgave me But I never forgave you I Love You This Is True
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What I Have Gotten An What I Want
i have gotten two wounderful kids been through a couple of bad relationships an i would not have changed it because now i have a voice to say what i want what i want i want a man to love me an my kids enjoy life being together doing things as a family on top of that if he has kids well a big family is better then know family he needs to love the out doors enjoy watching movies curled up on the couch eatting popcorn playing an working in the yard going to the ocean an sitting on the beach that enjoys just being together know sound no words that knows what i am thinking before i do a when he looks at me he needs know one but me an he makes me feel the same
Poem14
open for the world to see just how fucked up my head can be. open like a bag of chips set out to go stale in a day. open like a book to read, so facinating its gone in a day. open like a flower in the moonlight that shines as bright as a star. open to you but closed off in so many ways.
Help My Dearest Friend
my sweet friend LOVELYN join a contest.its her 1st time.kindly help her.your help is highly appreciated.THANK YOU..:-) :-) :-)
Ahhhh Trun Round ... Negitive
Ohhhh today is a dreaM IT REALLY IS FOR ANYONE WHO talked to me and really talked to me knows what i am going thur today i got it back Negitive they didnt kill me lol they hurt me but its gonna make me stronger i pretty much in the clear and can stop freaking just knowing the big scary is over is amazing feeling i soo happy right now ohhh and Rob with out u i would have gone insane much love dear
Sup Fools
man things have gone my way as of late! first i got a 3 bedroom place which is nice, 600 a month but that also includes the ulities which is a bonus since i have my son, no drama from my sons mother which is good and just been having loads of fun! ive been hearing about fires in SoCal so i hope everyone down there is safe and ok cause that just blows :( , then last night i had a night full of drama, suspense, funny stuff and baking lol (no not baking like smoking weed ugh) start with the drama, a former friend of mine got mad at me for not leaving comments on her fubar page for her and not talking to her all the time but she needs to realize that i am not her bf and i dont play that crap, to the suspense, she tells me i take 10 minutes to talk to her, true but i was working on my playlist for my page (see it on there now good shit on there too), funny stuff, i found that whole situation funny cause shes getting mad over something realllllly stupid and baking...my friend who i was on th
Friends
friends today and don't know you tomorrow!!!!
Why Why Why
is it so BLACK in here !!! Can someone help me / guide me into a whitish template?
Sextoy Nsfw
A man is leaving town on business for a few days. He doesn't want his wife to cheat so he goes to a sex therapist for advice. The sex therapist tells him he has something but it's expensive. He say's it's a magical long vibrator called Magic Dick and it's guaranteed to work. Who ever says Magic Dick it will start fucking that person nonstop where they tell it too. He's desperate so he buys it. He tells his wife he has a gift for her to keep her busy while he's gone. She opens it and wants to try it out before he leaves on his trip. He tells her what to do and when she turns it on and says Magic Dick my pussy it begins to fuck her. After she cums many times she's ready to stop but it won't turn off. She's doing and saying everything to make it stop but nothing works. The man is trying to help her but can't stop it either. He calls the sex therapist for help but he's gone for the night. His wife is screaming for help so he rushes her to the emergency room. Everyone is shocked by what the
Big Feet
There were three sisters, Molly, Polly and Fanny. They all went clubbing. Only thing was they all had really big feet. This guy started dancing with Polly and said “Wow you have big feet”. So Polly said “If you think my feet are big you should see our fanny’s!”
Pills
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST.M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You ma
My Game Design Course And What I Will Be Taking When I Get Into The Program
Course Number Course Credit Hours Core Courses Unspecified Core courses * 40 GD300 Introduction to Gaming Technology 4 GD310 Managing Game Development 4 GD320 Physics of Animation 4 GD330 Game Design Process 4 GD340 Creative Writing and Storyboarding for Games 4 GD350 Game Design Strategies 4 GD360 Advanced Animation 4 GD370 Level Design I 4 GD400 Game Interface Design 4 GD410 Game Engines and Production 4 GD420 Level Design II 4 GD430 The Game Development Team 4 GD440 Capstone Project 4 Subtotal 92 Elective Courses Unspecified Elective courses 32 General Education Courses** Unspecified General Education courses ++ 24 EG371 Research Methods+ 4 EG372 Written Analysis+ 4 EG381 Statistics+ 4 EG452 Economics and Change+ 4 EG462 Contemporary World Culture+ 4 EG465 Modern and Contemporary Art+ 4 EG468 Ethics+ 4 EG481 Environmental Issues+ 4 Subtotal 56 Minimum required credit hours for
My Heart
Sometime I sit and wonder why Why it is I sit and cry I wonder why I am so sad When I think of what we could have had When I think of things the way I dreamed I guess some things arent as they seemed What can I do to make you see All I want is you with me Sometimes I wish I had just one more night Just one time to hold you tight I fear that day will never come But always know you have my love
I'll Never Forget
I’ll always remember Your touch and smile And I’ll always remember That I was lucky to have you awhile I’ll always reminisce About the laughter we’d share And I’ll always reminisce In the comfort that you cared I’ll always think About every little wish And I’ll always think Of every little kiss I’ll always dream Of us being right And I’ll always dream of Once again of you holding me tight I’ll never forget That I’m moving on, too; But Baby, I’ll never forget… You.
I Never Really Knew
I never knew how Beautiful, an evening sky could be. Until I saw a thousand stars shine just for You and Me! I never knew a Robin's song, could be a song of Love. Until I heard one sing for us, In the clear Blue sky above! I never felt the joy of Spring in cool and balmy weather, Until I knew we could watch the Seasons change Together! I never felt the Magic of the World in which we live, never knew what it could mean to have a Heart to give! I never knew a smile could say so much, I never knew the comfort of a word, a kiss or a gentle touch! Just how many Joys I missed, I never really knew, until we met and fell in Love and I shared them all with You!
Im On Air.. Care To Join?
Lonely Days & Lonely Nights
Lonely days Lonely nights This is the way I spend my life WIth no one to love and no one to hold This kind of life is getting old. My heart is slowly beating away All the pain that keeps coming my way I just want to be loved And give it in return I guess it's something I will never get to learn. Will someone please come and be my one and only I so tired of being so lonely. My lonely heart Holds much despair Emptiness is often found there My pillow is filled With tears and fears That I'll be alone the rest of my years Lonely days And lonely nights This is not the way... I want to spend the rest of my life
Part Two..=)
i am anything but the girl next door..im honest, open, wild, fun loving, creative, sincere, feisty, rebellious, sweet and genuine..if i give you my friendship..treasure it..cuz i will be your friend for life...as for my life style or my beliefs..im simple...i live life to the fullest...I DONT CARE ABOUT LABELS...whose to say whats right or wrong...whose to tell me what i can do or cant do...whose to tell me how i should be..im gonna enjoy life and all it has to offer...and never look back..i have no regrets..cuz even if ive made a bad choice...thats life...we learn from past mistakes...and hopefully we just dont keep repeating the same mistakes too often...i tend to wear my heart on my sleeve..which is not always a good thing..i trust everyone from the get go..which im learning is not always a good thing..but hey people who are gonna shit on you, use you, abuse you or anything else...are probably gonna do it anyway...so might as well enjoy the ride... Im very simple but yet very extrem
Was It Nothing
Pouring out grief Into the winds of change Watching my soul discourse At the whim of unseen gusts How my weary tears Whipped into a frantic frenzie Of foamed waves Dispersing into nothingness Melding back into the sea As though they never existed What can measure my emptiness? Not the bowls of the ocean Nor the breadth of its reach Nor can it hold the longing He once created in me This pain shows no mercy It merely swallows me Like a hungry beast What once had the power Thrusting me into heavens arms Exciteing my body to ecstasy Caressing my mind to orgasmic pleasure Dissolved to just a momentary ripple In an endless ocean Where only illusions survive.
7 Day Blast For An Awesome Lady
Carol leigh need 15 000 comments for a 7 days blast
Mens Nowledge Of Women
Top 10 things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
Fu-hubby's In Hospital
My sweetie Just Shizzle is in the hospital until Thursday. He wishes all well and hopes everyone is doing great. If you don't know him here's a link to his page. Send you're fu-love and he will great apricate it and try his best to get everyone back when he's out. Thank you bunches to those who do. :) †ℑUST♥SHIZZLE†@FUBAR*TRISTAS*NIZZLE ¤11thDIMENTION¤¯♥CHARMED VISIONS SECURITY♥(F.a.R)♥(ŠIK)♥(n.W.o)♥@ fubar
Fibrocystic Breasts - Treatment Overview
http://women.webmd.com/tc/fibrocystic-breasts-treatment-overview Fibrocystic Breasts - Treatment Overview Most women who have fibrocystic breast changes or cyclic breast pain do not require treatment from their health professional. Cystic or tender breasts are a normal premenstrual condition, and fibrocystic changes do not lead to breast cancer. Unless your pain is severe and long-standing, home treatment measures are likely to relieve your symptoms. For more information, see the Home Treatment section of this topic. Low-dose birth control pills (oral contraceptives) may help reduce cyclic breast tenderness and breast swelling before periods. This may be an option if you have cyclic breast pain and you also want to prevent pregnancy. * Birth control pills have very few serious side effects and may be taken safely by most nonsmoking women through their 40s. * Some women find that birth control pills make their breast symptoms worse. Breast pain can also be a sid
Now This Is Cool
Fusista's Bomb Pimp Out
THESE SEXY LADIES NEED YOUR HELP! '~Tina~Member of~ TheFlyByNight Family~IBN~Fusista's Leveling and bombing Crew~!'~She needs the most comments to win Sexiest Legs!~ tinytears69fusistawscexpolsivebombergspotterclubfarmemebr' rybolt~She's going for a happy hour folks!Needs 35,000 Comments by the 24th!~ Holly needs 70,000 comments here AND on bbG's page to win a 1-year VIP, 30-Day Blast, Ticker Pack, AND a Happy Hour!! This contest pimp out brought to you with luv by: Leggs Co-Manager Fusistas~Club F.A.R.~Stiletto Girl@ fubar (repost of original by 'Leggs Co-Manager Fusista's Bombing and Leveling Crew~Club F.A.R.~Stiletto Girl' on '2007-10-22 12:18:28')
How Much Are You Worth?
I am worth $1,468,696 on HumanFor Sale.....www.HumanForSale.com How much are you worth??? Let me know...
Be Your Best Self.
The good you find in others, is in you too. The faults you find in others, are your faults as well. After all, to recognize something you must know it. The possibilities you see in others, are possible for you as well. The beauty you see around you, is your beauty. The world around you is a reflection, a mirror showing you the person you are. To change your world, you must change yourself. To blame and complain will only make matters worse. Whatever you care about, is your responsibility. What you see in others, shows you yourself. See the best in others, and you will be your best. Give to others, and you give to yourself. Appreciate beauty, and you will be beautiful. Admire creativity, and you will be creative. Love, and you will be loved. Seek to understand, and you will be understood. Listen, and your voice will be heard. Teach, and you will learn. Show your best face to the mirror, and you'll be happy with the face looking back at you
Feels So Good
This is how it feels, exciting the raw pink. Slow, slow at first, little spark of thought Ignites into torrid fantasy. Deliciously, tortuously slow, Middle finger slides across sensitive skin, Dipping into warm pink folds, Circles of arousal, Hips lifting in supplication to the Goddess of the hand. Faster now, reaching for the Firm, waxy clit. Blossom opens its petal to receive a stroke, Sticks out her moist tongue to taste the fingertip. Raw pink, Tender hot flesh oozing spicy juices. Cums now, cums now No awareness except the rapture, Imploding red blossoms behind clenched eyes, Nipples massaged, tweaked to fullness, Barely touchable in their ecstatic extension. Thighs and cheeks soaking into the sheets, Sticky, heated sweetness-musk, Gift from the raw pink. Pulse beat spreads throughout, To lips and eyelids from still-throbbing clit, Coursing up through fluttering belly To distended nipples, to lips pursed for breath, Raw pink sleeps satiated.
Dumb Joke
One day a blonde was taking a shower. She only has 3 neighbors... a father of a marine son, a pregnant lady, and a blind man, so she is taking a shower and her doorbell rings. she puts a towel on and goes down to answer it. It's the father of a marine son... he says... "Congradulate me, my son came home from the war!!" "Oh congradulations!" she goes back in the shower & her door bell rings again. it's the pregnant lady... she says "Congradulate me, i just had a baby!" "Oh congradulations!" she goes back in the shower & her doorbell rings again so she thinks , "Well since it's the blind man i dont have to put on my towel" so she goes down stairs & answers the door the blind man says... "Congradulate me, i'm not blind anymore!!!!"
I Need Help With Comments On A Contest I Am In Right Now
Bored
im bored trying to figure out how to put background on this and nobody is online on aim right now so yeah i got nobody to talk too lol
I Would
put some images of me on here since theirs like alot of people with pics like it. but they might delete mine but yeah i wont even though i like the pictures of me i was going to add. i might just go to my myspace and get some of my photos from there and add it to here hopefully somebody will comment on them.
Turnin Pics In To Stuff?
how can i take 2 pics and turn em into a video type thing
My Family For Real!
Hey all Let me introduce you to my neice, if I haven't already. Show her some love would you? Please be nice too..she is my family, ok? Love you all! She is going to kill me for doing this..LMAO chrissy@ fubar imikimi - Customize Your World
U Pick Pic Contest
hello ive done this contest before and it was good.so all i ask is the pic be safe for work,no drama,no hasseling the others and have fun ty U Pick Pic Contest this is a any pic u like to enter.it must be safe for work. the contest will be 10 days long.looking for 10 to 20 people start date will be posted when i have at least 10 people singed up u can send or tell me in priavat what pic u want.i can rip or u send the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic and 1 million fubucks 2nd place will get 7 day blast and car of choice 3rd gets 3day blast and a ring or bracelet
Mediculture
Last year in the United States, about 1.6 million children and teenagers - 280,000 of them under the age of ten- Were given two or more psychiatric drugs in combination. Over 500,000 were prescribed at least three psychiatric drugs. More than 160,000 got at least four medications together. Source: Medco Health Solutions, 2005
This Sucks
it wont let me put photos of me on here because they get reported and thats effing gay i need to find another site where i can upload ne kind of photo of me. this just totally sucks ass lol
~you Know You're A Redneck....~
When you're arrested for starting a brawl at a WAFFLE HOUSE!! thank you, Kid Rock.... a WAFFLE- fuckin- HOUSE??!!?? LOLOLOLOL!!! "I wanted those hash browns scattered, smothered AND covered, asshole!!" *SMACK!!* LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
This Isnt
the place for me im guessing because this seems like an older person place and im getting hit on by old men. im younger then you people so dont call me hot or cute cause i dont want to hear it from you okay!! and if i dont respond to you sorry im probably busy okay. and im tired of this site deleteing my pics and they not even naked im covering myself fucking stupid asses! i always see slut photos on here but no they dont delete those just mine thats fuckin messed up!!!!
Help
does anyone listen to disturbed and they have a video that they are on a bus and they look all depressed and shit and one of the guys has an ipod and is listening to it???
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the m other replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do! you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'
Hazardous Material Data Sheet
All About Me...=)
I Consider myself to be a very happy go lucky person.. I love to have fun.. Im a Gemini..so I tend to bore easily and Change my mind alot.. I tend to be unpredictable and very stubborn...but to know me..is to love me.. I love spending time with my family and friends... I also love photography, the ocean, dancing, being a total dork with my friends, animals, listening to music, driving fast, Lounging in the sun, meeting awesome people who make me laugh, flips flops, elizabeth arden makeup, american manicures, BabyDoll dresses, Poison Candy Fashion, Shopping, Ben and Jerrys ice cream, rollercoasters, romantic eveings, grey Goose vodka, waterparks, happy bunny, vacationing, high heels, jeans and tittie tops, playing dress up, road trips, kayaking, talking on the phone, Biking, Hiking, anything outdoors, dresses and dressing up, going to the movies, blender drinks, bonfires, camping, black and white photos, long walks, hot bubble baths, wild hair and pig tails, nascar, the chicago cubs, fa
Yes Im A Bitch..=)
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. I am proud to be a bitch! It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. I want what I want, and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp o
I Should
I think I should remove this here account... I found a man I think I'm going to spend the rest of my life with... don't be shocked if one day I never come back here... I went almost a year... and if I didn't get mail... I might never have come back now...
I Need Serious Help
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE I am behind by 2,000 points or so lol......... need I beg? pulllleeeeeeeeeaaassssse?
The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response : Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
Night
It is always darkest before the dawn..... Shiveringly, bone-chilling darkness and silence. Absolute calm silent darkness when you can hear the earth breathe and feel the heartbeat of the land. Off in the distance I can hear the lonely howl of some random canine, letting the world know he's there and not afraid..... I pull closer into myself, wrapping in the warmth of wool and fur, waiting for something I'm not sure even exists. It's a lonely vigil in the still of the night, waiting. In the hut behind me I hear the rustle as you move in your sleep, perhaps dreaming of the events previous to this night that brought us here together to this dark and lonely place of solitude. That's how I spend my vigil, thinking, remembering, wondering what's in store for the future of us, do we even have one? Tender pinks begin to brush into the blackness of the sky, followed by brilliant magentas and crimson flames licking over the horizon.... Night's blackness is slowly fading to the grey o
Masterbation
Bullshit
I am tired of the day to day bullshit. People who tell you one thing and then do the excat opposite piss me off. I am not usually one to write blogs but needed a way to vent, with out involving anyone else! It gets old real fast when someone says they want one thing but you can never tell if its true, becasue they never make the fucking effort to show you what then want or how they feel. Things usually just don't bother me to much but when you fuck with my head and beat around the bush with things it drives me insane. I am to the point for the most part and maybe thats how i like things, i am not blunt persay but i can be and either you like it or go fuck urself. But this shit is gettign very old very fast, and i am tired of it! For all of you that aren't like this and are my good friends thanks again!! For the people that i am refering to, you might need to think things over or say goodbye!
Angels Of Mercy
ANGELS OF MERCY You know that living isn’t easy And sometimes dying ain’t so bad; Whenever life gets crazy You can lose everything you had. When your loving comes to nothing And you feel it never can, And all your inner strength is gone for good You’re just a shadow of a man ANGELS OF MERCY WINGS OF GOLD I NEED SOMEONE LOOKING OUT FOR ME I NEED SOMETHING TO HOLD They say that angels have no substance, They’re just a figment of the mind; That’s why a man can love an angel They’re always honest, true, and kind. So if you don’t believe in nothing Then maybe nothing’s what you need A fantasy can get you over When real life just won’t do the deed. [Repeat CHORUS to fade] Copyright 2004 Peter Sherman All rights reserved.
Sad Day
Today one of the family dogs died today. Our Brittany Spaniel. this isn't the first time a couple of days ago she had a episode and it took at least a couple of hours to calm her down and clean her up. She was in pan howling. After briefly taking her to the vet their was nothing they could do. For the longest time she was grow in a tumor but if it was caught early and if We had over 400 dollars for the operation Chuck would have taken her in. its been a stressful day for the family as he had to take Heart in. And he couldn't stand by watching her go on in pain and struggle to walk. He made the decision it was time to let her go. I know it wasn't a easy decision but he made it. l I know now is she is in a better place now. Their is a photo of Heart in my picts. I will miss Heart...
A Father's Promise
Angel and Evelyn, you may not understand me but, I will tell you this anyway. First of all, I'm your father and I will always love you both. I will never love one more than the other. No matter what you do will ever change the love I for you. I can only love you more and never less. I will make this promise to you: I promise that my love for you will always remain true. I will make sure that you always have what you need and try to give you some of the things you want. I will teach you to be strong and independent. I will teach you to be smart, to use your head and to be open-minded. I will teach you have to earn what you want so you can be pride and appreciate what you got. Everything that I know I will teach you. No matter what you do or where you go, you will always have a home here with me. My home will never be close, but always open for you to come and live. Even if you hit rock bottom, just come home to me and I will help you get back to the top. Most im
My Buddies
To all my friends who live in San Diego if you are evacuated you are more than welcome to stay with me I have two extra beds and plenty of couch space and floor with no hesitation you are more than welcome to stay with US.
Wretched Sun
Wretched sun Dogging my days Absent in my nights I shake my fist at thee For all thou has done to me Thine light casts shadows deep And thine passing lulls all to sleep Yet no solace in the shade from thee do I find None to keep Wretched stars Smiling only on my night Never truly are you bright I shake my head at thee Watching as you cycle past Pinwheeling through the velvet dark Always upon my triumphs do you grin No shadows do you cast Wretched beauty How I smile at thee How I long for thee How I hate thee How I love thee in all thy colours And how much pain you bring Even when my heart doth sing A bittersweet song of victory. [Yes, I wrote it, and comments are welcome!]
Hallowen Contest
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New Creative Pic Contest.
By request of some, I will be holding another Creative Pic Contest. As before your pic can be anything you've created. Anything you may have made in photoshop or simply drawn. Animation is permitted. I hope to start this contest as soon as I get enough entrants. At that time I will give you full details as to when it starts and ends. It will run for a full week. Below is the list of prizes. I wish I could offer blasts, tickers and things of that sort but at the moment I can't afford to do so. I just hope that there are enough understanding people out there that just want to have some fun. First place will recieve a corvette, a dozen roses and a drink of their choice. Second place will receive a silver motorcycle, a dozen roses and a drink of their choice. Third place will receive an Impala and a drink of their choice. The participant with the most rates will recieve a big screen t.v. There will be a gift purchased for everyone else who participates. No downrating
Anniversary
Lately been feeling lost really bummed obviously as some know its comin up on the 1 yr Anniversary of the loss of my Dad :( So that is starting to hit me hard the next 2 months are gonna be rough so i apologize ahead of time if im distant or on edge just plz bare with me! I know there are a few that will help me get thru my sissy Leslie and Muh Sexy Juggalo Love You Both Muaaaaaaaahs
Forsaken
All I really wanted was for you to know me. To really want to know me. For so long, I was disguised, silent, invisible. Never asking, never giving. The only way to protect this woman that I am was to never let her free. Aching, tortured, misunderstood. Hiding behind wanting eyes and a painful smile. Some noticed. Some tried to get in. So fierce was my intent to remain unbroken but I knew it was much too late for that. Still, I refused to let it show. Those who got too close were met with disdain, disgust. I was too aware of what was happening, yet could do nothing to stop it. I secretly desired that someone would persist, someone would break me down. I imagined the tears would flow, the burden would be lifted, and I could trust in that person as a friend and confidant, maybe even a lover. Some got close. Sometimes my insecurities were too much for them to take and they ran like Hell. Sometimes my insecurities were too much for ME to take and I ran like Hell. I'm
Dont Last Long Lmfao
Let's Eat Out Tonight
Glancing at the clock she realizes she has only about one hour. Dialing the phone she hears his cheerful greeting. His voice always makes her stomach feel that little flip, while her heart skips a beat. "Honey don't bother stopping at the market on the way home, we can eat out tonight," she says. He smiles as he hangs up the receiver, thoughts of last nights love making parade through his mind. Pictures flash of how his large hands pushed apart her tan soft thighs, beholding the mouth-watering sight of her womanhood, knowing that it was his alone to devour. He snaps out of his reverie as he feels the resultant stirring deep within his loins. He had to take his mind of it so that he could function during the last meeting of the day. Hanging up the phone she hurries to the bathroom and starts filling with warm water. She adds a few drops of his favorite scented bath oil. Quickly she unbuttons his shirt that she had slipped on this morning when he left for work. She inhales its
596
I just wanted to say thanks to those that left me support on my #594 blog. Thank you for your constant support. I love you guys & gals! P.S. . . . I found out I'm gonna be a cyber Auntie! :D
Looking For 2 More Ladies
looking for 2 more ladies who would like to win a vip or 7 day blast . 30 day contest 40000 comments wins. each lady enter could win if the 40000 is reach. need 2 more ladies . photo is a salute photo words bingo's salute photo contest. bingo
Guess My Name, Ho!
Cassidy ™: was gettin fukked from behind.....then i was on top and i was like...........sniff sniff I smell shit.................LOL all over the fookin floor and bed..........hehehehe how sexy is that luv..........copy and paste this into your fukkin blog
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A Samhain Mone
SAMHAIN (pronounced sow-en), also called Halloween, Allantide, Shadow fest, and All Hallows Eve~ The harvest season closes, the days grow darker and winter is initiated, The Goddess enters her time of sleeping and dreaming. The god (the Sun) awaits rebirth. Samhain is witches' New Year, both solemn and joyous, the night when the veil between the worlds is thinnest. It can be celebrated in high revelry, with costume parties and witches' balls, or solemnly, as a night for honoring ancestors and contacting departed loved ones. *pg.21 in THE WICCA HANDBOOK by Eileen Holland Unfortunately these days the trough meaning of this up coming festival has been lost In olden time before it was known as such this time of year has been seen in many as a celebration of there ancestors not the modern notion of Halloween or all hallows eve this came much later Halloween, or Hallowe'en, is a holiday celebrated on the night of October 31. Traditional activities include trick-or-treating, Hallowee
Fuck The Haters
so some people, i wont mention, in a lounge, i wont mention have a problem with me. recently i was casted out of a lounge that i thought i had many friends in.....i never had a problem with anyone. and i never thought anyone had a problem with me. until one day i defend myself and a staff member abused there privaleges and removed me from STAFF and the ROOM cause that person was just bitter. now apparently OTHER ppl have a problem with me for reason that doesn't come close to the average fubar member. the complaints describe EVERY member in that lounge. only ONE owner of that lounge has my back. im shocked that thats all. so what i got to say is to the guy that removed me. you fucked up. ur bitch ass abused ur powers and pissed the wrong fucking guy off. and to whoever ELSE has a problem with me tell me....quit being little bitches and going to ur mommies to tell on me. most likely ur problem has to do with ur own self esteem issues. so eveyrone with a problem GO FUCK YOURSELVES
Buggie .... Pet Contest!!
I WANNA LICK UZ ALLLLL OVAAAA SO COME AND VOTEZ FUR ME K? (y):D I'M IN THE "CUTEST CRITTER" CONTEST. CAN YOU BELIEVES THEY CALL ME A CRITTER!?!?!? I IZ A COOL CAT!!! COME BY AND SHOW ME SOME LUVZ PWEAZE? :D I WANTS TO WIN THIS FOR MY SUPER COOL MOM JUJU SHE ROKZ AND I LUZ HER SOOOO MUCHEZ!! LOVZ, ME! BUGGIE! C@TZR0OULZ!
Ok I Did It Again
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Dance Of Fire
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion’s war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion’s play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other’s eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them i
Naptime!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nap time oo yesss zzzzzzzzzzz someone is walking through the house when they ought to be sleeping... gezzz kids anyways zzzzzzzzzzz back to my fubar nap zzzzzzzzzzzz lol
911
i need you here a s a p please!!!
Need One More
need one more lady could you be the one? bingo
Love My Friends!!
I do love my friends here. You all have been the greatest !! I mean that too.You have brought soo much confidence in me --you just dont know how much!! Thank you all very much!! Thank you!!You make me feel special for the first time in my life---each and everyone is very special to me. HUGGS AND KISSES!!!
Just Your Beathe
Don't touch. Just wait. Come closer and let me feel your breath on my neck. Warm and moist. Breathe on me. My shoulders, my breasts. Don't touch. Let your tongue taste my nipples. Let your lips embrace them. Send shivers through my body.
This Is Your Wake-up Call!
Most of you who know me already know that I have 2 famous icons in my life I look up to. Yes I have my own personal idols such as my grandfather who along with my grandmother practicly raised me. My 2 famous icons if you can't tell are Hank Williams Jr and yes none other than Nikki Sixx. Both of these men have looked death in the face, and more than once came out victorious. If you have never read the Heroin Diaries co authored by Nikki then just take a look at the many videos and interview footage I have of him plastered all thru my profile. If this man can't show you, you need a wakeup call and that Life is Beautiful................. Well take it from me. Today I had a very close call with death myself. I thought that life sucked, then I came to my senses and realized, I have a second chance, and that LIFE IS TRULY BEAUTIFUL! So please Wake The Fuck Up! Donnie aka: TheUnLoved-TheInkFreak 10/22/07
The Rhythm
Pull down silk panties Enter past my Forbidden walls You're the key To the lock That unlocks My walls I'm here waiting Wanting you, needing you I am speechless When you cast Your eyes upon me Laying on the bed With a see through nightie The blackness caressing My curvy body Enter my walls Bury yourself inside Don't stop... Go in and out Move with the rhythm, The beat of the music
5300 To Rockstar
SHow her some love.Help her become a Rockstar. Thanks for helping. PÄŦŦÌÈ~ĦÄÑÄGÈ® ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ~CLUB F.A.R.~@ fubar
One Months
ONE MONTH WHIT MY LOVE; MY DEBBIE! TODAY FIRST ANIVERSARY!
Life: The Soundtrack (and No, This Isn’t About The Board Game Or Tv Show)
Longtime friends know I'm a fan of lists. Any kind of list. Dave Letterman's Top 10s are zany in their own way, but I enjoy compiling personal bests in virtually any category just for kicks. My mind most recently came up with this notion: If you could, what songs would you put on an album that defines your life thus far? Call it "My So-Called Life: The Not-So-Original Soundtrack." There need not be a specific number of tunes to put forth, although 20 or 30 are probably enough for our conversation here. Oh sure, you could think of hundreds of songs, and you might accidentally leave some out when your list is done. Ultimately, the goal here is to mull what songs describe your life. The songs may carry certain themes or they may be about nothing at all, but particular lyrics or merely the tempo sways you. Definitely, your personal album could run the gamut of emotions and experiences: happiness, sadness, anger, frustration, philosophy, religion, risk, triumphs in the face of adversity,
O0o What A Playlist!!
Sugar Dumpling Lol
Contest Now Going
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Written With A Pen Sealed With A Kiss
Written with a pen sealed with a kiss if you love me please answer this do you love me. or do you not ? you told me once but i for got so tell me now and tell me true so i can say that i love you of all the ones I,VE ever meet. you are the one i wont forget if i die befor you do .I'LL go to heaven and wait for you if your not here by judgment day. I'LL know you went the other way I'LL give the " angel " back there wings and risk the loss of everything just to prove my love is true. I'LLgo to " hell " to be with you .....
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Todays Comment!
Blessed are the days we live Bless the love we have to give For if we had no love to give What reason then have we to live Blessed are the friends we make Bless the joy from them we take For if there were no joy to take What reason then for friends to make A giving heart is what we share With those for whom we really care But if we really didn’t care What reason then our hearts to share Rejoice when good friends come your way Give blessings to that special day But if your life they weren’t part We wouldn’t bless what they impart Blessed are the ones we love Whose friendship is so well thought of And if those friends for you are there What reason then to go elsewhere...
Godmother
Nancy is close to GodMother'n Give her lots of lovin! xox ~*ღLadygrayღ*~@ fubar
Boring Things About Eva
Fun Girly SurveyTAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this surveyHave you ever done a french tips on your toes? got one right nowWhat is the most money that you have ever spent on getting your nails done? 45 How late do you stay up at night? as late as i want toWhat type of wash do you use in the shower? caress, mmmmDo you use a specific type of shampoo? garnier or regisHow many surveys do you do in a day? 3 today lolDo you think the world is over medicated? i think some more people need to be medicatedWhat are your thoughts on Jeff Foxworthy? he's getting cornyHave you ever flashed somebody? lol, yesWhat color are your toenails? clear, i have a french manicure on my toesIts time to talk to about significant othersDo you have a significant other? noIs your significant other a guy or a girl? if i did it would be a man Do you wear your significant others clothes? i wouldDo they wear yours? hmmm, that would be interestingDo you have pictures to prove it? makes note, i willHave you ever cheated on the sig
Poem: Extreme Home (re)makeovers
Picture: reds, yellows, greens on the radar screen. Might be pretty, but tell that to those living under the swirling color, black: the storm does not give a damn about color schemes as it rearranges lives and buildings to its satisfaction, despite what the weatherman says. All it has on its mind is creating chaos, getting out before it is caught on video: wasn't quite quick enough. (c) 2007, *StormSpinner*
Test
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to peoplewho don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare checkbecause I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on theirfeet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass, doing drugs,while I work... Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test toget a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you allwill pass it along though. Something has to change in this country and soon!!!
Friends That Equal Family
Sometimes in life we get blessed with having friendships that are like, if not better, than family. And a circle of trust becomes established. Inside this circle of trust is the Fucktard Family. hahaha.... There's me, Munchkin Fucktard; Vanessa, Punkin Fucktard; and Cory, ..... not sure what his family name is..... The new iguana is now named PsychoTard. best friend in-laws..... hehe TinkerTard
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Doing The Fitzone Thing
So I got up this morning at 7:55am, did some laundry, vacuumed and got ready to go to the Gym.. My appointment was at 9:30am and my dad was late getting here so I didn't get to walk to the gym. But I did get a very extensive work out with circuit training and did 40 minutes of cardio. Got my heart rate going really well so all in all I did just shy of 2 hours of working out. I really liked the woman that I worked with..she was very good at motivating me and helped me accomplish my goals today.. I am going again tomorrow morning and I'm probably going to do 60 minutes of cardio and double the amount on the circuit. Next week when my parents are back from Vegas I am going to start doing the 9:30am classes and then after that doing the circuit and then at least 3 times a week I am also going to go back again when my friend Heather starts watching Connor and doing a second class.. I am determined and I am going to do this!
Sick Ppl
if u have a family member or friend who has been to iraq and u use them as a scape goat for ur problems and u try to tell other vets that the person u knwo has done more then they have, UR FUCKING SICK AND YOU NEED HELP.
You Did This
You were there for me at least I thought I saw death in your eyes as you hit me repeatedly without a care in the world you held our son as you struck me with rage and hate Our daughter watched on as daddy laid his hands on mommy, what do I tell her Is it ok for mommy to be treated this way If you love me why do you hurt me so, chances upon chances why are you trying to take from me my heart I know how to love,truely do you You cant get back what you took from me Paper or not the emotions have left The rage in your eyes that night was much like the rage I grew up with I swore different for my children What do you want from me,what is it that you need I cant do no more for you I am drained And it is you who brought me to this place
Rant! Fucking Fakes And Spies!
Ok ASSHATs are on the loose again. it seems that a CERTAIN someone has HER panties in a wad. all because SHE fucked up. well it goes like this you had your chance to make things right and to say what you needed to say but you didnt you keep thinking that another chance meant that you had another chance to convince me that all you were doing was ok and that i should be the one who needed to change. well that shit doesnt work. i gave you my heart and you pissed it away. i opened my soul to you and you took from it every way to hurt me and then used it. i gave you my trust and you shattered my trust and faith and expected me to be ok when you say i am sorry and when your "FRIENDS" are all talking shit and hitting on you. you protected them and chose them over me and our relationship. and now that things ended they have been harassing me and my family members and any female who shows any interest in me. i know you have people hitting my page and watching shit that is fine i dont give a fuc
Oh To Be A Dragon
Oh what a Joy it would be To be the Great and Wise creature Know as the Majestic Dragon To have The beauty of their Wings To be as Graceful as their flights The purest of Joys as they sore high above To be of Wings and Claws Of spikes or Scales Or even Feathers To be of the elements of the world Known as Fire and Water or Earth and Wind To come in all shapes and sizes And any colors they wish to be What a joy to be a Dragon To take flight upon the clouds To see the stars far about the world To sore with the moon high in the skies. Oh what a Joy to be a Dragon To have the Wisdom of unknown years The pride and strength that is so rare. What a magnificent Joy it is To be a Mighty and Wise Dragon And to be oh so proud of what you are. Golden wings and Golden Crown You have come once again To Rule the Earth as you should Oh what Joy to be a Majestic Dragon! wrote 10~22~2007
Fish
friends and family are like fish they stink after 3 days
What Every Kiss Means?
~Kiss on the stomach = Im ready ~Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" ~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything ~Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" ~Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" ~Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" ~Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" ~Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... ~Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" ~Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" ~Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" ~Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" ~Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" ~Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" ~Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week. Ufc 40- Vendetta- Light Heavyweight Title- Tito Ortiz Vs Ken Shamrock
Bucs thoughts on this fight....... "WOW!!! Main event type it indeed is. This would have been chuck vs tito 1 if they had agreed to do the fight, but The rivalry between Shamrock & ortiz is very well Documented. I am a fan of both fighters. They were the reason why i got into MMA. Both are legends. Both are icons. Both are my mma heroes aside Vitor Belfort & randy Couture. This i believed would have ended quickly, but much to my liking- it was a solid match. Shamrocks worse beating EVER!!! I wanted Shamrock to win ,but i liked tito too. It was a heart splitting match for me & i believe this put the UFC on the radar. Great Match!!! Enjoy all!!! Oh my god you killed kenny!!Add to My Profile | More Videos
*smiles*
She was standing at the kitchen counter as I walked up behind her. I pulled the hair away from her neck and started kissingnibbling on it. I reached around and cupped her breast, massaging them through her shirt. I slip my right hand under her shirt and trace the curve of her bra across her breasts. She puts her hands on my left hand as she leans back into me. I slip my right hand under her bra, gently twisting on her nipple. After a few moments my hands slide down to the top of her jeans, unfastening them. My left hand moves down inside her pants, seeking her clit, while my right travels back to her breasts. A sigh lets me know my fingers have found what they were searching for. I light rub her clit for a few seconds then slowly peel her jeans and panties off her butt. I kneel down and kiss the top of her crack, letting my lips and tongue travel over her bare ass. She leans forward and places her hands on the counter top as I finish removing her pants. Her legs, now free to spread,
Ca Wild Fires
10/22/2007 Dear Readers: Yesterday I was on the air in Los Angeles with my friend Michael Parker and fully predicted the awful California fires. My current quatrain posted on my website www.drturi.com speak for itself and denunciate what the Dragon's Tail (nefarious) in Leo (fires) combined with a Supernova window (Mercury, air) can do. During this 2 hours show I gave deep spiritual information and emphasized how important it is to understand respect and use the Universal Code. This show has a lot of valuable information pertaining to the Universal rules and the information I put out will help the listeners to build enough Cosmic Consciousness to understand more about the stars' impact in our lives. Sad enough, many people would rather stay in the dark and be oblivious to the Universal regulations because of deep fears hindering their perception of the Universal Code. Doing so is simply insane because as much as one must respect the physical laws (stop at a red light
Brock Lesnars 1st Mma Match- Check This Out
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Knee Surgery.
Well, it is almost here. I go in for knee surgery on Halloween day. Two days after my 33rd birthday. What a present. No trick or treating for me! Lol. It's supposed to be a day thing, but there was damage that the doc couldn't identify from the MRI, so it could be longer. I'm not scared, just a little worried. Wish me luck.
Please Comment Bomb Them!
I'm in a contest.....yea I know I dont usually do them but please comment bomb my pets!!
Tearful Smles
Top or what the best thing in the world every mums wishes for their childs dreams to come to life my son just had his dream to get the chance to play for the best team in the world MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB in the uk im so proud of him what more could a mother ever wish for our dreams to come true. well to see my son get his dream to play for the football team he loves im so proud and happy i wanted ta share it with every one things have been tuff for me and my family over these last few months with loosing our home and all our belongings things just got worse from their and this is the first good thing that has come good for me and my son for him to have such a gift being good at football that he got the chans to play for his dream team after what has happend recently the smiles on his face to recieve the news was unbelievable to see him so happy for the first time in a few months i just wish for more for him and praying for him so that i can see them smiles again that brings
Alive
I cried myself to sleep last night I could not stop the tears of pain A pain that was too hard to fight And the tears just poured like rain I did not bump my knee I didn't bust my lip This pain lies within my heart I swear I felt it rip I try so hard to move on Something always holds me back If I don't shed this pain soon I swear I'm gonna crack I gave her every piece of me All of my heart and soul She left like my love meant nothing And flushed it down the bowl But I will move on For this I will strive Because I know my children still love me They are the reason I'm still alive
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Wicked Dolls!!!
I just got accepted to yet another modeling group :) The site will be launching on Halloween!! I'll be sure to link you! Keep your eyes peeled for the link!!! I can't contain my excitement! LOL xoxo
Forgive You, Forget Me
Somewhere between our passion and conversation We lost the connection from our past. You responded to me less, I doubted you more, The signs were there it couldn't last. Desires urging couldn't sustain us, What I tried to convey wasn't getting through. But the hardest to deal with was my aching heart, Knowing in the end my love wasn't enough for you. After one year of trying to hold it together Our destinies worked twice as hard to tear us apart. With my actions I seemed to quietly admit defeat, Yet the screaming to salvage us came from my heart. Others were stealing from me your time, Your so-called friends robbing me of what should be mine. When I lie in bed staring into empty space, There are images that cloud my mind that aren't easily erased. You accused me of being selfish, Only concerned about what mattered to me. Yet, you seemed to live only to satisfy yourself. Why is it that fact you seemed not to see? Some question marks in my head were warrante
Rangers 3-0 Celtic Full Highlights 20/10/07
Rangers 3-0 Celtic Full Highlights 20/10/07
Ok I Am Confused
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack?" Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"when we are already there? Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? If all the world is a stage, where
What Is Love?
What is love? Is it how you feel, how you think, how you act? Is it possible to love someone that you have never met? Is it possible to really know someone that you talk to on the computer? How do you know they are real? Is the thought of a person what makes you love them? What you are picturing them to be? I do not know anymore, so fuck it.
Back In Prespective
Well i know its been quite awhile since any of yall heard from me. Theres been alot of changes going on here and me dealing with some personal problems. Also in a investment i thought was a sure thing, i got ripped out of 500 bucks. But its my fault i shoulda investagated the guy before sending him that kinda cash. I'm doing better though so dont anyone worry, i'll be fine. One thing though i cant promise i'll be on as much as i use too fer a few weeks or a month. buti will try to check in as much as possible. I miss each one of you and hope your all doing well.
Divorce...one Of The Best Things About A Marriage
Ok...so i've had a few good days since he's moved out. Getting some of my freedom back is awesome, but it comes with a price. I'm not in the mood to go into it fully right now but let me say that it can't be over fast enough to suit me and any amount i need to pay to end it is worth it however, doesn't $909 seem a bit steep for a no fault divorce? In other news...i'm still not back at work yet...so the previous figure is causing an issue. I need a deep cleansing...of home, of life, of body, of spirit. I wonder if hypnotism works? What i really need is to disappear. Go my own way. Do my own thing. Be my own me and not give in to what everybody else wants me to be for them. I need to communicate with more ppl who (regardless of age) are mature in their thinking. I'm tired of confrontations, arguments, and debates with ppl who think like toddlers...stomping their feet and being irrational, insensitive and unappreciative. *deep breath...not going there, not going there* ok
All Your's
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In Mourning
I'M A BIT DOWN TODAY BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND FOR THE PAST 5 YRS PASSED AWAY IN MY ARMS YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. SHE WAS MY PET BICHON SOPHIA. SHE WAS THE BEST DOG ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE. SHE WAS SWEET AND LOVING AND OH SO BEAUTIFUL. I RESCUED HER YRS AGO AS I FOUND HER IN A SNOWSTORM TIED TO A POLE. SHE HAD MANY SURGERIES THROUGH THE YEARS BUT I REALLY CARED FOR HER AND LOVED HER VERY MUCH. SHE WAS LOVED BY ALL WHO CAME INTO CONTACT WITH HER AND SHE WILL TRULY BE MISSED BY MANY. IF ANY OF YOU ARE PET LOVERS, PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR MY SWEET SOPHIA.
Sweet Dreams - Babe
Drink Slide Show
Things To Think About
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I would marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life
*77 On Cell Phones
YOU MUST KNOW *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car
Murder Trial!
Well today is he first day of the trial for the accused murderer(s) of my husband! I am excited and scared all at the same time! I just want to see that Justice is served! So far I have been to all the other important court appointments, and the preliminary was pretty rough, but this is going to be in more detail, more witnesses to what has happened, and just all around hard! I have to do this for my husband, my children and even myself! One day my children are going to be asking me what exactlly happened to thier Dad and I want to be able to tell them! I will keep a journal on things and never show it to anybody but them when they get older! wish me luck all, and I'mm sure I will be blogging about this later!
Robo Bugs Wtf?
Vanessa Alarcon saw them while working at an antiwar rally in Lafayette Square last month. I heard someone say, 'Oh my god, look at those,' " the college senior from New York recalled. "I look up and I'm like, 'What the hell is that?' They looked kind of like dragonflies or little helicopters. But I mean, those are not insects." Out in the crowd, Bernard Crane saw them, too. "I'd never seen anything like it in my life," the Washington lawyer said. "They were large for dragonflies. I thought, 'Is that mechanical, or is that alive?' " That is just one of the questions hovering over a handful of similar sightings at political events in Washington and New York. Some suspect the insectlike drones are high-tech surveillance tools, perhaps deployed by the Department of Homeland Security. Others think they are, well, dragonflies -- an ancient order of insects that even biologists concede look about as robotic as a living creature can look. No agency admits to having deployed insect-size spy dr
Sins, Grins, And Redemption.
sins, grins, and redemption Category: Writing and Poetry should i regret the things i've done? should id still love myself? so many years i've acted then cried, put morals on the shelf. i've earned my reputation. i wish that it was proud. redemption seems to far away the screams have been to loud. in gods eyes i'm forgiven but in mine is it true? i sacraficed who i had been and gave it all to you. I know it's unforgivable a never ending trial but what i've done is what i've done and you wont tell by my smile...
The Real Jack N Jill
Jill took Jack up on the hill it was their first date together. She gave Jack a smack 'cross tha back of his ass with a paddle of studded black leather. She said "Get on your knees and you'll learn how to please a woman who knows what she wants. But listen closely and do what I say or you'll be the one in hot pants". She grabbed his hair, turned him around and pushed is face down in some clover She said "Listen punk I don't wanna hear shit but you barking like your name is rover". She turned him upside, sideaways backwards and front and every which way but loose then rode him like a reverse cowgirl with his prick cinched up in a noose. When she was done and she'd had all her fun she gave his ass another smack. ans said "Tell everybody I own that dick and bring your sister when you come back". Jack showed his pa the lump on his head and the bruise under one of his eyes Papa said "Fella, I gots nuttin to tellya 'cause looks like you been told at least twi
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Drama Drama Drama
I posted this blog entry on my new page and since blogging is just about all i can do on this one now thought it would bear repeating here-then off to bed for me!:) OK iVE GOT NO LESS THAN 25 REPOSTS OF THE SAME BULLSHIT WHINING ASS BULLETIN ABOUT WHO IS OR ISNT CHEATING!BLAH BLAH BLAH! FUNNY HOW THE ONLY PEOPLE MAD OVER IT ARE THE ONES SO HUNG UP ON "TOP" MEMBERS AND LEGENDS.cOULD IT BE PERHAPS NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING PASSED BY CHEATING BUT SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING PASSED? GO OUTSIDE! GET SOME FRESH AIR! HUG YOUR KIDS! TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM! FUBAR WILL STILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK BUT WILL ALL THE OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE STOP AND WAIT FOR YOU TO WIN A POPULARITY CONTEST ON A COMPUTER IN A FAKE BAR? MAYBE NOT...... THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE! OH AND WOULD AND DID LEAVE JUST THIS TYPE COMMENT ON THE BULLETINS AND IT WAS DELETED ! TOO FUCKING FUNNY! AWWWW MY INTERENT FEELINGS ARE HURT!
Racism At It's Best
RACISM AT IT'S BEST The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London. This is a true story. A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a Black man I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please,� the Hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the Economy class. I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there is also no seats in the Business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the First class." Before the woman could say anything, the Hostess continued: "It i
You Know It Is Time To Reassess Your Relationship With Your Computer When....
You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. 4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems. 5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail. 6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor. 7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer. 8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed. 9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask. 10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape. 11. Your
Lol Wow So Lost For Words My Words Some Words Are Small
I LOVE PEOPLE , I LOVE DOING FOR PEOPLE THAT WHEN SOMEONE DOES NICE THINGS FOR ME I CRY THAT IS A SIDE OF ME THAT SHOWS AND THAT I NEVER EXCEPT ANYTHING IN RETURN . SO MANY FRIENDS TOUCH MY HEART , KAGE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AS HIS MOM HELEN . TY'S SO MUCH FOR BEING MY FRIEND OR HAVING ME IN YOUR FAMILY . HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE AKA BREW GOD BLESS MY FRIENDS Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Wedding Plans Begin
My long time boyfriend, fiancée, and father of my daughter and I have decided to tie the knot. On January 8th, 2001 he asked me to be his girlfriend as we were still High School students. Almost 7 years after and one child down, we are happy to say we want to get married. We have had our ups and downs, and our LOVE has conquered it all. So now we celebrate our Love and ask for God’s blessing. I’m starting the wedding plans, and due to financial status, we will have a small wedding and reception. Here is the path for our wedding page, please come by and leave us some of your thoughts and suggestions. http://angelandbarbie.weddingpath.co.uk/217093
"sunlight"
Sunlight Listen to the wind...it whispers through our wings. Let me kiss your skin and feel you from within. I want to lift you up...higher than you've ever been so you can grasp the sunlight and place it in your womb. No more eternal moons...just you and I and this amazing dream where everything chimes and where even silence rhymes- just you and I and the sunlight in our seams. We will never fall apart, I promise you the stars ...even thought at the present time there isn't much that I can give you. This mind of mine is yours to beautify even further than all the galaxies combined.
The Weather
WOW~! the weather has changed here and I am feeling it. Yesterday my head was so stuffy and I sneezed so many times I lost count. I haven't felt that bad in years and I hated it. I spent most of Monday on the couch under a blanket. Today I feel some better. Now I just have a headache. BLAH~! Let me back up and tell you about my weekend. Saturday we had friends and family over to help us celebrate our new house. We had a blast~! Had a housefull at one time. Just being with friends was the best for me. I now know who truly loves me. I had my closest friends here from Greenwood which is an hour away. They drove over to see me. Some friends gave lame excuses and I know it. Oh, well...their loss~! Sunday was spent catching up on sleep. My sister brought my nephew over to stay with us Saturday while she went to a concert. So I was up till after midnight waiting on her. (he is almost 2 years old) But me and the kids got up and went for lunch and then got my son's costume
Hi Everyone!
I'm glad to be here and i want to say hi to everyone. Kisses. E.
Help Plz
Come help me Bomb my Mom. PLEASE
Mumms Are Messed Up
And might I just add I think the mumms are messed up for sure now~! Why can't the powers that be leave things alone~! I am notified when my friends make a new mumm....that is good enough. I hate seeing an old mumm I have already commented on still on my mumm list for 24 hours.....ggrrr~! It just takes up space. No one is posting any new mumms like they used to. I liked them before~! Bring back the simple time when you could sit and read mumms for hours and not see the same thing...or at least have fun commenting in them with others. STOP changing fubar~! **ok, I am done venting now** have a good day~!
Hey Yall
if anybody has it and wants to add me or check me out even lol heres the link i look forward to hearing from ya myspace.com/bonessdmf
Email & Im Pt 2
THANK YOU 2 my great friend PAPIWOW - he helped me get my account back!!! He is the greatest guy ever!!! He is a "SERIOUS" friend - I LOVE U "M"
R U One?
Subject: A True Friend is a Texas Friend! ~~*~~*~~*~~*~ TEXAS FRIENDS ~*~~*~~*~~ *~~ FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk @ss is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild sh!t will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "D@mn...that sh!t was fun " ----------------------------------------
Dream Theater - In The Name Of God
How can this be? Why is he the chosen one? Saint gone astray With a scepter and a gun Learn to believe In the mighty and the strong Come bleed the beast Follow me it won't be long Listen when the prophet Speaks to you Killing in the name of God Passion Twisting faith into violence In the name of God Straight is the path Leading to your salvation Slaying the weak Ethnic elimination Any day we'll all be Swept away You'll be saved As long as you obey Lies Tools of the devil inside Written in Holy disguise Meant to deceive and divide Us all Listen when the prophet Speaks to you Killing in the name of God Passion Twisting faith into violence In the name of God Blurring the lines Between virtue and sin They can't tell Where God ends And mankind begins They know no other Life but this From the cradle They are claimed Listen when the prophet Speaks to you Killing in the name of God Passion Twisting faith into violence I
Alive Or Not???
I know many of you have wondered where I have been, or if I am still on the earth. But just to let you all know I am still alive. I have had some good advise come my way so along with work, I am going back to school and working on me. Getting over people and places and things thats been going on in my crazy world this is why I have not been online much and as far as the people who have requested that I delete pics done, let me know if theres any more you'd like me to delete. Anyway if you have the need to contact me please do it through my mail ( fu, yahoo, myspace, tagged, hi5) just so I make sure to get any and all messages from my good friends. I have missed most of you and if I dont talk or see most of you soon I want to wish you a Happy Halloween... bye till I come around Dan Founder Of The Order Of The Dragon P.S. Thanks to everyone who shown me love while I was away
4 Someone Who Loves Me
If you where here or i there would it be better just another chance only to have one more pain one more scar one more memory in a treasure chest dusting away! thats what happen when you burn two candles you do get burn some people dont learn tears fall like rain and the scars remain. I always love you years cant take that away another has already and now im left to say I hold you in my heart forever but we never be togather. Thats how love ends when you play with fire you do get burn. left to have another take your place sameday you'll learn!
Butcher Dance
Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years travelling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film. He winds up in Australia, in Alice Springs, so he pops into a pub for a well earned beer. He gets talking to one of the local Aborigines and tells him about his project. The Aborigine asks the guy what he thought of the "Butcher Dance." The guy’s a bit confused and says "Butcher Dance? What’s that?" "What? You no see Butcher Dance?" "No, I’ve never heard of it." "Oh mate. You crazy. How you say you film every native dance if you no see Butcher Dance?" "UmmSUM. I got a corroborree on film just the other week. Is that what you mean?" "No, no, not corroborree. Butcher Dance much more important than corroborree." "Oh, well how can I see this Butcher Dance then?" "Mate, Butcher Dance right out bush. Many days travel to go see Butcher Dance." "Look
"the Infantile"
~The Infantile~ She reminds me of the wind lying still on my windowsill- my will intact as I react…the black long gone, the cracks dripping down a forgotten precipice like an abstract painting dipped in Absinthe. Vibrant colors congregate around her: rainbows breathing life into her eyes. Her sight now sanctified by the beauty of the sky. An artist…a poet painting rhymes on the canvas of my light. Together we can move a hundred mountains and spring about a thousand fountains until rivers of folklore stream along the contours of our minds. She reminds me of my breath when it was young- When infantile smiles used to swirl around my inner child and the heavens were my shelter and my prayers gave me wings
Christmas Changes
Christmas Changes The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining is due to the North Pole's loss of dominance in the season's gift distribution business. Home Shopping TV channels and mail order catalogues have diminished Santa's market share. He and the Board could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture. The reindeer downsizing was made possible through purchase of a late model Japanese sled for the CEO's annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated. Reduction in the reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions for which the North Pole has received unfavorable press (gas and solid waste). We're pleased to inform you that Rudolph's role will not be disturbed. Trad
No More
With the dawning of a new day I see yet once again my love for you has grown. When once I thought I could love you no more, I now realize my love for you knows no bounds. It is ever growing, ever changing. Encompassing my entire world, and yours. As time goes by I see that your love for me is the same. Completely overtaking our lives, and our thoughts. To have you, to hold you, to be with you night and day would never be enough. One day at a time, baby. Otherwise, it can be too overwhelming. All my love, and more, Michael
Girls Pants Mmmmmm
In the mid 1800's, a certain female American reformer and advocate of women's rights attempted to introduce trousers for women, replacing the full, clumsy dresses of the period.
Golf Language
Golf Language A man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "What was your sin, my son?" the priest asked. "Obscene language," the man replied. "That's a terrible sin," the priest replied. "Do you swear often?" "No," answered the man, "but do you know the local golf course?" "Indeed I do," said the priest "I play there often. When I was on the tee at the fourth hole, the long par three, I hit one of the best drives of my life. It must have gone 220 yards on the fly, straight down the middle, took one bounce, and then hit a sprinkler head and bounced off into the bush." "I'm not surprised that you swore," said the priest, "If that had happened to me..." "No, I didn't swear then. The shot I had hit was a great one and the bounce was just the luck of the game. When I checked the position of my ball, I realized that I still had a chance of making par. The ball was on a hardpan lie, and there was a small gap through th
Diabetes
Sorry everyone im kinda slow on being around and getting things done. I was just diagnosed on thrus with diabetes and for me its a life changing experience. As soon as i get myself used to it and back on track ill try to be around more. So sorry to those i dont answer right away. I will get to u.
Hello Children Of The 80's
Hello children of the 80's Read this, it will take you back but be careful cause it will also make you realise that you are now actually OLD!! Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken. You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby". You wanted to be on "Jim'll Fix It". You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic surgery. You had one of those T-shirts that changed colour with heat (Global Hypercolour). You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off". You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-Man got cancelled. You can remember watching Saved by the Bell You remember Madonna in her cone stage outfit. You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince." You wore fluorescent-neon clothing... (if you can call it clothing!) You could break dance (ok, you wished you could) You remember when Amiga was a state of the art video game system. You re
October 23, 07'
It's a good day for dates, job interviews and any other situation that demands a lot from you. It's simple for you to read people and tell them what they want to hear, or spin the truth the right way.
Oxymorons
Here are some funny oxy morons(words that don't go together like freezer burn things of that sort) FOREWORD LATERAL EXACT ESTIMATE MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SELF-HELP GROUP NON-STOP FLIGHT ACT NATURALLY SENSITIVE MAN PARTIAL CEASEFIRE AIRLINE FOOD HOT WATER HEATER GOOD TELEVISION PRESIDENT BUSH SMALL CROWD MICROSOFT WORKS LIVE RECORDING NEW CLASSIC ALONE TOGETHER CIVIL WAR TRUE REPLICA LOGICAL TOUGHT GENUINE IMITATION SOFT ROCK LIMITED LIFETIME TAPED LIVE MANDATORY OPTIONS SILENT ALARM CHILDPROOF MIDEAST PEACE ADULT MALE GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION SILENT SCREAM GOOD GRIEF COUNTRY MUSIC RAP MUSIC BLACK LIGHT SAME DIFFERENCE FREEZER BURN HOLY WAR "NOW, THEN..." POSTAL SERVICE COMPUTER SERVICE BITTER SWEET PLASTIC GLASSES AIRLINE SCHEDULE PRETTY UGLY FOUND MISSING CLEARLY CONFUSED CLEARLY MISUNDERSTOOD DRY LAKE
How To Know Whether Or Not You Are Ready For Kids
How to know whether or not you are ready for kids MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night. GROCERY STORE TEST Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. DRESSING TEST Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside. FEEDING TEST Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug
How?
How can you feel everything and nothing at the same time? How can you be standing on the ground, but be floating on thin air? How can you be breathless, and still be breathing? How can you be the strongest person, but oh so weak? How can you have all these words in you head, but my lips won’t move? How can I miss you when you are not even gone yet? How do I stop this feeling before it’s too late? Never mind, it’s already too late…the feelings I have are too strong for words. I can only be floating, breathless, weak, and feel nothing and everything.
Divorce Letter
Dear Husband, >>>> I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've >>> been a good woman for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. >>> These >>> last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had >>> quit your job today and that was the last straw. >>>> Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair >>>> and >>> nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new >>> negligee. >>>> You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after >>> watching the game. You don't tell me that you love me anymore, you don't >>> touch me or anything. >>>> Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what ever >>>> the >>> case is, I'm gone. >>>> P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving >>> away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! >>>> Your EX-Wife >>>> * * * * * * * * * >>> >>> Dear Ex-Wife: >>>> Nothing has ma
Why Does It Matter?
Why does it matter what other people think about us? Should be feel bad about ourselves because other people dont like us? Why do we try to change who we are for the sake of being wanted? I found out that is excatly what I have been trying to do for 20 years. I cant even tell you what I really like to do or what I do for fun or just anything about me personally without feeling like I will be judged or hated. The thought of rejection just sends a chill up my spin! Doesnt everybody just want to be wanted and excepted for who they are no matter what race, sexual prefrence or religion they are? I know I do! The main thing that makes me so angry is when people sit around and bad mouth the gays or the black people and make them feel like they are "different" when everyone is the same and should be treated with the same respect. My bestfriend is gay and I have seen him go threw torture for standing up for his gay rights. I have seen him be laughed at and mocked for being who he is
Thanks
HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR HELPING ME LEVEL UP ..HOPE I DIDNT MISS ANYBODY AND WANT TO SAY A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO CAPPY!!! KEEP PURRRRRRRRRRRRRIN SEXY
My Theater Homework
my theater class script somehow i am a literary genius. the theater nerds in my "intro to acting and directing" class treat me like the second coming of jesus, after reading this script out loud. now they want me to write and submit scenes to the dramatic society, seriously. the point of this exercise was to write and then direct a scene, given a set dialogue. so basically i had free reign to make up whatever i wanted, as long as i used the 20 lines of dialogue. also, due to formatting weirdness between word and fubar, the dialogue action is first, then the motivation is in the following line. -------------------------------------------------- Character Background Dave, 27 A promising Northeastern football player, until allegations of gambling sidelined his scholarship and career at 20; nowadays he makes his way as a blackjack dealer at the Golden Nugget, a lowbrow casino 25 minutes from Vegas on the 15. He deludes himself into thinking he's on the cusp
The End Of Mumms?
Ever since they increased the cost to post them to 5,000 fuBucks, the number of quality Mumms and just plain old Mumms in general have exponentially decreased. Not that it will matter very much to me because I will not be posting any Mumms at all even after I get my privileges restored. Much too easy for people to get your ability to post Mumms yanked without a valid reason.
Drunk Elephants
Elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage They had found rice beer in Indian village; incident reflects loss of habitat The Associated Press Updated: 8:47 a.m. ET Oct 23, 2007 GAUHATI, India - Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said Tuesday. Nearly 40 elephants came to a village on Friday looking for food. Some found beer, which farmers ferment and keep in plastic and tin drums in their huts, said Sunil Kumar, a state wildlife official. They got drunk, uprooted a utility pole carrying power lines and were electrocuted in Chandan Nukat, a village nearly 150 miles west of Shillong, the capital of Meghalaya state, Kumar said. "There would have been more casualties had the villagers not chased them away," said Dipu Mark, a local conservationist. The elephants are known to have a taste for rice beer brewed by tribal communities in India's northeast. Four wild elephants
The Good Old Days.
Anyone remember the days when it wasn't about getting your name in red, reaching level 25 as quick as possible sparing no expense, being able to enjoy Adult photos and get credit for rating them? As much as I enjoy all the new gifts and features, seems like we lost a lot of the fun that this place used to be along the way. At least they managed to get a handle on all the anonymous harassment plaguing some of the Top Cherries/Fus.
Welcome To Hell 2
COME SEE WHY WE ARE SAYING WELCOME TO MY HELL!!!!!
Golden Retriever Nurses Stray Kitten
Golden retriever nurses stray kitten Dog starts lactating to nourish Precious after feline is brought into home The Associated Press Updated: 5:47 p.m. ET Oct 8, 2007 STEPHENS CITY, Va. - A stray kitten has found a new mother in a golden retriever, who began producing milk for the little feline after hearing its cries. Honey hadn't given birth in 18 months, but after her owner, Jimmy Martin, brought home the kitten, she suddenly found herself playing mom. "She started licking her and loving her. Within a couple of days, Honey started naturally lactating," said Kathy Martin, Jimmy's wife. "The kitten took right to her, and she started nursing her." Jimmy Martin noticed the kitten, which the family dubbed Precious, about six weeks ago, when she ran in front of his concrete truck. After following her and realizing there was no mother cat in sight, he took her home. The kitten refused to drink from a bottle, and Jimmy's mother, Ruth Martin, feared Precious would die. T
Now That Was A Good One!
OMG I think I just hurt myself laughing. We were talking about pregnancy and having kids in the office and what not and they all looked at me and went, "You know it's your turn right?" Before I had a chance to jump up on my desk and scream no and the top of my lungs, my boss goes: "the day persia comes in here and tells me she's pregnant, i'm running to the ocean to watch the sea part." :D
Loch Ness Monster Sightings Down
Loch Ness monster sightings down Fewer reports of legendary beast concern Scottish tourism officials The Associated Press Updated: 2:13 p.m. ET Oct 1, 2007 LONDON - Fewer people are reporting sightings of the legendary Loch Ness monster in Scotland, prompting concerns that skepticism about its existence could threaten tourism in the region. There have only been two reports of sightings this year, compared to three in 2006 and much lower than a decade ago, when the annual number sightings was consistently in the double digits, The Times newspaper said Saturday. "It's becoming a potential crisis," said Mikko Takala, 39, a founding member of the Loch Ness Monster Fan Club who runs four webcams on the lake's north shore. Scottish Tourism officials were not immediately available to comment. Loch Ness — the largest and deepest inland expanse of water in Britain — is surrounded by myth and mystery. About 750 feet (230 meters) to the bottom, the loch — the Scottish word for "
Help Me
hi yall i'm lookin for some good property that i can hunt on somewhere in indiana. anyone that would like to clue me in on a good area to go to please let me know. shotgun season here i come.
My Friend Needs Some Friends
I have a friend who need some friends so please click the link and make friends with her please. shawty with the apple bottom booty@ fubar
Hard To Find 800 Numbers
Link of the week. This link provides a list of companies that do NOT have their phone numbers listed. http://www.hardtofind800numbers.com/
Leveling Part Deux Or Well It Happened This Way Or Love Your Member
Well my fellow Crew members I had a very nice and very lengthy leveling report for you all. Just about the time I went to post it Fubar hit one of its now infamous glitches. So the bulle/blog is now vapor and memory. So I am declaring today LOVE YOUR MEMBER DAY!!! Which means luv up your fellow crew, there are a good many near to leveling and some way further but love them anyway. If you find someone who is close and you need help shout box for another crew member or come to the lounge. Lets make the bad (((((FUBAR)))) into good. Lets level as many of our own family as possible. Thank you Smooches to all! Lu~ who is starting to look balder all the time~~
If Architects Had To Work Like Programmers...
Dear Mr. Architect: Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion. My house should have between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdowns for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one at a later time. Keep in mind that the house I ultimately choose must cost less than the one I am currently living in. Make sure, however, that you correct all the deficiencies that exist in my current house (the floor of my kitchen vibrates when I walk across it, and the walls don't have nearly enough insulation in them). As you design, also keep in mind that I want to keep yearly maintenance costs as low as possible. This should mean the incorporation of extra-cost features like aluminum, vinyl, or composite siding. (If you choose not
917,851 Points To Go!
cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ♥ fu-engaged to bargodd ♥@ fubar
The Earl And His Lady
The Earl and His Lady by thesweetlady© Chapter One James woke up to bright sunlight on a bed which was missing a very important person, his mistress. He blinked a few times before he was finally able to open his eyes fully and he turned to the door when he saw Charlotte's maid hurry into the room with a tray for breakfast and the morning paper. She set it on the table next to him and curtsied quickly before leaving the room. James was a little bewildered by the maid's behavior, but he shrugged it off and took the paper. It was opened and an announcement was circled carefully several times. Now that must be the reason Charlotte had not accompanied her maid with the breakfast tray. He never took her for being the jealous type of mistress, but then he should not have assumed simply because she was not prone to hysterical fits that she was not a typical woman. He put the paper down and grabbed a piece of toast, leaning back on the headboard. His mistress, then, decided it
Ellowynthe
Ellowynthe by drksideofthemoon © Any resemblance to anyone alive or dead is simply a fluke. All characters are 18 years of age or older. Thanks to Selenakittyn for her edit, and Dampy for the idea. Ellowynthe lit upon a budding cherry tree. She was a wood sprite, a magical creature of the forest. Ellowynthe had never been to this village before. It sat at the northernmost regions of the land. Spring had arrived and the snow had retreated to the base of the surrounding mountains. Bits of budding plant life were visible in the countryside. The sun had regained its warmth and shone down upon the land and the people. She looked at the villagers with interest. It looked like it was a festival day. The villagers were dressed in their best finery. The women all had bright ribbons tied in their hair—red and blue ribbons for betrothed women, yellow and violet for women that were promised to a man, and white and green ribbons for maidens that were available for courting. Men that
An Erotic Bouquet
An Erotic Bouquet by Aurora Black © Valentine's is by far the busiest time of year at her modest flower shop; in the days leading up to the big event of love, hundreds of men and women passed through her doors to purchase the perfect selections of flowers and plants for their loved ones. She usually played the part of the helpful salesperson, smiling and offering her advice to help customers find what they were looking for; but she always felt hollow and restless inside, aching for something wicked that lay just beyond her reach. Then he walked into her shop one cold Valentine's night, and immediately took her breath away. Smiling, he strode towards the counter where she stood, his tawny eyes shining in the light. By the time he reached her and opened his mouth to speak, she knew that she had to have him. His voice flowed like warm honey as his eyes, bright with recognition, locked with hers. "Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for a nice, romantic bouquet of flowers for someon
Pray 4 Me
MY PEOPLE SURROUND DA CORNERS COPS SURROUNDIN ON US YOU BETTER SITUATE YA GOALS CUZ THE STREETS A GET YOU SWOLLOWED WHOLE IN THIS LIFE OF CASH CARS AND KICKS GUNS AND SASSY CHICS ITS FUNNY HOW NIGGAS GIVE THEY LUNGES 4 A FLASHY WHIP MONEY IS NECCESSARY BROTHER IS SECONDARY ONLY THE SMART SURVIVE AND BOTTOM FEEDERS GET THEY FAMILY BURRIED ...DUBS AND FIFTHIES COUSIN SLUGS AINT PICKY COUSIN ,YA GRANDMOMS A GET IT IF WE FEEL SHE SNITCHIN COUSIN MONEY IS LIFE IT SELF ENOUGH CAN GET U KILLED ESPECIALY FOR TWICE OF WHAT YOU WORTH A GET YA BODY PEALED SEALED AND TOSSED OVER YEAH ITS HARSH SOLDIER .O'S FROM ALL OVER BROUGHT FANS FROM ALL OVER, THAT BROUGHT O'S FROM ALL OVER DAMN ITS ALL OVER. THEY TRYING TO HIT ME WITH TRAFFICING AND RACKITTERING IN A DRUG FREE SCHOOL ZONE THEY SAY IM SELLIN DRUGS TO CHILDREN .......DAMN
Emily And Me
Emily and Me by espeteroh © Have you ever seen a complete stranger and suddenly felt drawn to them, a person with whom you seem to have an immediate affinity? You look at them and it feels like you've known them before then but know you have not. It was just such a day for me. I had been divorced for a few years and even though I had been dating no one had been able to hold my attention. They all seemed to want or need things I couldn't give them. I had recently decided to lay of dating for a while as it seemed to wear on me a bit. It was a Friday in early June and I had taken the day with the idea of going to the beach. I had to run a few errands first and that's what I was about when I first laid eyes on her. The sight of her made me slow down a bit. She was tallish, I'd guessed about five nine or ten with auburn hair and when I finally saw them, green eyes. She was carrying around a few extra pounds but I like that in a woman. As happens to me on such occasions I tried desper
Why Dogs Beat Women
Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs understand that farts are funny. Dogs love red meat. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good-looking dog. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs don't shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs love long car trips. Dogs understand that instincts are bett
Untitled
i've thought of how we wound up so hating towards each other. i can only think of one reason. we were never ment to be together. we were never ment to fall in love that's what we thought it was, now i think all it was, was lust a craving we bot h needed filled. something that wasn't ment to happen but did because we wanted it to work out so much that we forced to to be.
New College Courses For Women
1. Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before. 2. The undiscovered side of Banking: How to make deposits. 3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You don't need new shoes everyday. 4. Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people. 5. Nag Nag Nag - how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife. 6. An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit. 7. Man Management: Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game. 8. Personal Space: Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush. 9. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you. 10. Communication Skills I: Tears as the last resort and not the first. 11. Communication Skills II: How to think before speaking. 12. What he really wants: Is buying the right razor blades so difficult. 13. Driving a car safely: A skill you can also acquire. 14. Real women drink their share at a party. 15. Telephones: How t
Female Viagra
With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance. MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once. STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend. COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed. LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me anymore'. PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes. MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet
Somebody Pull Me Out
Pullme out of this downward spiral I have found myself in. No way to pull myself out. I need a rock a branch a lifeline. Where will I end up when this is all over? Do i want to know? Will it be better or worse? Help me please.
The Truth About Ramen Noodles.
The ubiquitous ramen we all lived on in college (also sometimes called gakusei ryori or "student cuisine" in Japan) was invented in 1958 by Nissin Foods founder Momofuku Ando. Now 89, Momofuku was in his late 40s when he had the brainstorm of feeding the post-war masses with instant noodles. "I think this guy should get together with Joey Buttafuoco and open a collection agency. You get a dunning letter from Momofuku & Buttafuoco, you know you're going to put a check in the return mail," says Ed Zotti, whose name probably means "pervert" in Japanese. Nissin Foods still brings in 300 billion yen ($2.7 billion U.S.) a year with their original "Top Ramen" noodles. Add all the competing ramen clones made in Japan, Korea, Europe, the U.S., China, Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia, and Indonesia and you have an estimated annual world market of $10 billion U.S. Pretty good for a product with a wholesale price of twelve and a half cents. Instant ramen wasn't a big hit right away. In fa
T Shirts
-Shirt Sayings for Women Who Take No Crap I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP! Guys have feelings too. But like ... who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: six minutes. I hate everybody and you're next. Please don't make me kill you. And your point is ... ? I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're OK now. All stressed out and no one to choke. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. How can I miss you if you won't go away? Sorry if I l
If Men And Women Swapped Genitals
If Men and Women Swapped Genitals Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch / shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eye and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And the number one thing women would do if they woke up with a penis: 1. Repeat number 9.
Just Random
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. Q: How are women and the lottery alike? A: You pay to play, and then you pray that you might get lucky! Q: Why do men pass gas more than women? A: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Q: When does a woman enjoy a man's company? A: When he owns it. Q: Why do hookers make more money than drug dealers? A: A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again. Q: What is a birth control pill? A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant. Q: What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A: He is usually home with the kids!
She Ain't Easy But.....
She Ain't Easy - But ... She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood. She's turned more tricks than Houdini has. She's been in more motel rooms than the Bible. She's been boarded more times than Amtrak. She's been mounted more often than Trigger. She's been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins has. She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope. She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare has. She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube. She's spent more time under men than barstools. She's seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge. She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes. She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan. She's had more marines land on her bed than on Iwo Jima. Hoover classifies her tongue as a vacuum clean
God Bless America
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A Fresh Start In Dark Water
A Fresh Start in Dark Water by Scorpio44© [[I'm putting this story in Romance because that's the feeling I had about the story when I wrote it. There is sex of the nearly vanilla variety in the story. The story isn't about sex. Please let me know how the story left you feeling.]] * Yesterday started out as what passes for normal in my not-so-normal life. I worked a normal ten hour day in my office staring at a computer screen, had a delivered lunch from the deli and answered ten phone calls from clients. I came home from work to find a message on my answering machine from good friends. "We need to go out of town for a few days and need you to house sit for us. We know you can't live here but please come over during the days. There are packages scheduled to arrive just about every day for the next week and we don't want them sitting out where they might grow legs. Enjoy the house and eat anything you find you want." They left me phone numbers where they could be reache
Politially Correct Phrases When Dealing With Women
1. She is not a Babe or a Chick - She is a Breasted American. 2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner - She is Vocally Appreciative. 3. She is not Easy - She is Horizontally Accessible. 4. She does not Tease or Flirt - She engages in Artificial Stimulation. 5. She is not Dumb - She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway. 6. She has not Been Around - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion. 7. She does not Get You Excited - She causes Temporary Blood Displacement. 8. She is not Kinky - She is a Creative Caretaker. 9. She does not have a Killer Body - She is Terminally Attactive. 10. She is not an Airhead - She is Reality Impaired. 11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy - She gets Chemically Inconvenienced. 12. She is not Horny - She is Sexually Focused. 13. She does not have Breast Implants - She is Medically Enhanced. 14. She does not Nag You - She becomes Verbally Repetitive. 15. She is not a Slut - She is Sexually Extroverted. 16. She does not
Full "i Am Legend" Trailer
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com While everyone else is still waiting for the new "I Am Legend" trailer, we already got our hands on it. Unlike the teaser, which stops right before Will Smith finds out that he is not alone, this new trailer actually shows what he sees and what he plans to do about it. "I Am Legend" follows Robert Neville (Smith), the last human being on earth. A mysterious plague has transformed all humans into an army of vampires and Neville spends each day preparing for the battles he must wage at night in order to survive. Directed by Francis Lawrence (Constantine), the film hits theaters on December 14th. TRAILER LINK: http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=568&item=1
The Chicken And The Egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning >against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile >on it's face. > >The egg, looking a bit disgusted, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and >says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" > >If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
If You Say It
if you say it mean it i dont want empty words i dont want empty promises if you say it show it i want action i want feeling if you say it dont play with it dont use it aginst me dont force it on me just tell me if you say it say it with feeling say it with meaning mean and feel what you say dont tell me if you dont mean it if you say it, those three little words they have to be said from the heart say "i love you" to me but mean it when you do.
Fulfillment
Fulfillment by Beautiful_Bunny_Girl © Kizzi looked into the big brown eyes that she loved so much. She was happy to just lie in bed with Marco all day. Then a car drove up. Marco jumped up, barking, swinging his tail in wide arcs. Kizzi sat up and sighed. She knew she'd get no rest today, God forbid everyone leave her alone on a Sunday. She put on her silky purple pajama top over her very sheer tank top, needing some cover, and walked barefoot across the carpet to the front door, where someone was knocking. She opened the door, snapping at her big dog to shut up. A strange man stood in the doorway. He was strikingly good-looking. His skin was a smooth reddish brown, like the skins of certain cherries, and his eyes were a clear ocean blue. His hair was as dark as it possibly could have been, and it was pulled back into a tail, with loose strands framing his face. There was a tiny sapphire stud in his lower lip, which caught her gaze and held it. "Are you Kizzi?" he asked
Paying My Dues!
Ok,goint to a Halloween costume party this weekend in Gettysburg PA......Mel is goin dressed as a nun an myself as a priest...lol.......Promised to curse an swear an take the Lord's name in vain an do my rosaries of praise hell satan!.......LMAO......Sorry,not ant-religious or anything.......Just overly sarcastic!.....lol....Check you all later peeps!....Much love,rock on!
Naughty Survey
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little corny? 12) Would you ever consider a 3 sum? 13)
Just Ran Outta Floss!
Damn,just ran outta floss!....Anyone got a spare g-string or thong!??.......lol
New Look
I have a new look on life. It isnt really as dark as i may have said before, Sure life can take you and turn everything upside down and make u loose all hope, but then with a little time and strength it all comes around in the end. there always a time or there are many times in a persons life that can seem like its to hard to go on. I have thought that from time to time. Ten something, usally something small, presents itself and life can pick up for a while. The sum of this blog is, No matter how much life beats you down, I think that it has a chance of always getting better. Your friends that u trust can help along the way.
Diet
Yep I'm on a diet. I started Sat with a friend and in the last 3 days I've lost 3 lbs. I'm pretty happy about that =) Other then that... I've been cleaning. Not fun. I'll write more when I dont have a child on my lap... Jenner
Fate
Fate Have you ever seen the cruel side of Fate? I have, for Fate appears to be my soul mate. Every time I believe I'm on the right track, Fate smiles at me and knocks me back. With my faith in love and life reborn, Fate steals both, all the while, smirking with scorn. While things often don't go my way, I strive to remember tomarrow will be my day. Then Fate quickly steps in, once more. The cruelty bestowed on me is hard to ignore. I wonder if Fate enjoys the chaos she's spun, It's at my expense, she's been having fun. I've been told; "Things happen for a reason, And for all things there is a season". With Fate by my side, I doubt that is true. If you only knew the trials she's put me through! Plans made, only to be swiftly diverted, Hopes and dreams now deserted. With bitterness I ask; Whats the point? Whats the use? I'm at the mercy of Fate, the cruelest muse. No matter how fast I run or where I go. Silently, smiling, Fate shakes her head ... no no
A Friend Lost
Standing at the train station at night, All alone under the dim white light. Asking myself, time after time, "why u didn't come?" You had promised even before my journey had begun. Desperately fighting back the angry tears, Wondering what it was that had you so filled with fear. Appearantly, our relationship was not as close, as in the past. But our friendship, I thought, would last. How wrong I was to count on you! You stabbed my heart clean through! Even when my memories of Chicago fade, Beyond the broken promises you made, Long after the wound is healed, the scars will remain. To remind me of you, my bitterness, my anger, and my pain. Regret fills me, to inform you, of the special treasure you have lost. The price I paid was high, but for you, I hope it was worth the cost.
Installed Some Things
A couple months ago I installed headers through exhaust on my 2004 Mustang Mach1. Here's a short crappy video of what it sounds like. I bought a new video camera, I just haven't taken any good videos with it yet. http://youtube.com/watch?v=z1unzvxf6DI
In Time Was Sung For Someone Close To My Heart
musiccodes download movies WE'RE ON I KNOW THERE ARE MORE EXCITING THINGS TO TALK ABOUT AND IN TIME WE'LL SORT IT OUT AND THOUGH THEY SAY IT'S POSSIBLE TO......
Whats Up?
Hey whats up? I am a 19 year old bi female from Michigan.. I will talk to any bi girls, or guys that are 18-24 years old.. Please write me back soon if you are intrested ok..
When You Look At Me
Uniquely you Uniquely me both as different as different can be I wonder what you see when you gaze that way at me You smile slowly and i am filled with fear what exactly is going on here? lines crossed boundries broken Yet, not one word has been spoken Just that one look makes me wonder what spell you have put me under
My Escape
Harsh breathing Heavy breathes Rasp through throats As a low groan And a soft moan Escape. Rub, massage The smooth flesh That can be excited By the slightest touch - A tease. Muscular physique Slowly relaxes under The spread hands That slowly work Their way Up and down. Bodies move In slow rhythm In sync with each other. Bite, suck, nibble, lick. Gently touch and caress Soft skin. Fulfillment and rest Secure and content Within each other’s Sensations.
Bird Of Power
Inspired by Earth Magic, by Claire Nahmad (Inner Traditions, 1994). Ever wish you could fly? Your sun sign is traditionally associated with different birds that can carry messages to the Great Spirit for you, offer spirit-support and healing, or sing a song for your soul. Find out which birds are your horoscope birds of power here. SIMPLE SOLUTION: Aries, March 21-April 19: vulture, magpie, robin. Taurus, April 20-May 21: dove, sparrow, swan. Gemini, May 22-June 20: parrot, linnet, eagle, finch. Cancer, June 21-July 22: seagull, owl, white peacock. Leo, July 23- Aug 22: peacock, rooster, eagle. Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: rooster, magpie, parrot. Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: dove, swan, sparrow. Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: eagle, vulture. Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: eagle, peacock, bird of paradise. Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: owl, falcon. Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: cuckoo, albatross. Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: swan, stork, sandpiper.
Make Me Feel
I don’t know what’s happened. I can’t control myself. When we’re alone, I feel the urge. I look into your eyes, Then I know you’re thinking it too. Fuck me. Peel off my clothes. Let them fall and kiss the floor. Lay me down, make me feel special, make me feel different. Show me, how much you love me. This isn’t passion driven, kiss my neck This isn’t meaningless, push against me harder This is everything I’ve ever wanted, almost there Could I possibly be any louder? Fuck me.
Old 33
Just when you think you found a beer that you can call your very own,homebrewed in state not an import from NJ or CO, or from MO, but locally brewed and tasting good, they sell the company to The King of Beers. I hate fuc-ing Bud, it tastes like a burnt turd, now they will probably ruin the taste of my Green Bottled Rolling Rock. I drank three ice colds ones this afternoon and I am feeling like I need more beer. Sounds like time for a road trip, or in my case a trip to the basement. I have more there just waiting to be enjoyed. Cheers ! Thank God for Beer, because, Iam a drunk
Fires In Califoria
I lived in SOUTH CA. for 27 years, in that time I seen some very bad fires, but none of them as bad as the ones there are having now.I guess My home of eight years is gone, the fire went right through the middle of Ramona CA. this would be the witch creek fire. in San Diego,County Ca. in 1970 sept., 225,000 acres burned in one fire, and lasted for two weeks. It's seems to me that fires are getting worse each year, get ready to see more of the scenes you are watching On TV, in the future.Jimbo:)
Quiz Junky Du Jour :)
Your Birthdate: March 3 You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper. You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality. Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure. Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone. Your strength: Your larger than life imagination Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered Your power color: Lime Your power symbol: Lightening bolt Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You Belong in 1964 You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.What Year Do You Belong In? Your Boss Isn't Psycho, but Your Boss Stinks Your boss is probably not mental. Still, your boss is not competent or professional. You may want to transfer departments or get a new job, before your boss sucks out your soul.Is Your Boss Psycho? You Are an Exotic Beauty!
Flirtinisangriazombie
NGREDIENTS: * 12 oz frozen fruit punch, partially thawed * 10 oz frozen strawberries * 2/3 cup orange juice * 2 Tbsp lemon juice * 24 oz ginger ale * 1 qt Champagne * 3 cups water PREPARATION: 1. Place a frozen ice ring in a punch bowl. 2. Add the fruit punch, water, strawberries, and juices. 3. Stir to dissolve the punch. 4. Slowly pour in the ginger ale and Champagne.
2nd New Comment
COME SEE WHY WE ARE SPARKLY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
Get Your Flu Shot
Well its that time again to get your flu shot . I got mine today :)
Please Calling All Friends And Fans
she is a friend of mine if i have any friends or fans im sure ill see u there
Tattooed Beauty
i don't know who has pissed her off and betrayed her but now she is gonna go off of fubar.anyhow ya all think that she is gonna quit or go away with her tail behind her legs . here to tell ya that ur dead wrong!!!! fortunate for me though i appreciate her and dont piss her off so i will stil be in contact with her. ya all will miss her when she is gone.
I Will Not Be Adding.....
I will no longer be adding men to my friend's list at this time THANK YOU ... women are still welcome :)
I M The Diamond
Most men treat women like rocks, useless things that they can throw around and abuse and not care what they do to them, not caring for their feelings. I.E. a guy walking down the road, sees a beautiful rock (woman), picks it up, he thinks it's all neat and cool, he abuses it, throws it, kicks it, and then takes it to his friends and the process continues. The woman develops into a rock, cause after a guy does this to her, she becomes cold and not willing to trust anyone at all, no matter what. The rock is hard and mainly undestructable so that nobody can get through. I see women as diamonds, priceless, fragile items that need the best of attention. They need to be treated with respect and always need to be shown they are needed and loved and cared for. If not taken care of correct, they could shatter and/or break. Sometimes you'll find rocks, but just give them alot of time and love and after awhile, the rock will crumble, revealing the most beautiful, unique diamond, you could ever wi
Sex
Sexual dreams are not about sex exclusively. Often they are about how we perceive people and how we think others perceive us. To construct a framework for interpreting sexual dreams, it is important to identify who is with us in the dream and how we feel about the experiences being had while dreaming. Certain dreams are simply romantic. Boy and girl meet in the dream state and find themselves enjoying one another. This scenario commonly involves an attractive acquaintance and a generally pleasing environment. There is no violation of taboo, except for a sense that perhaps things are moving a little fast in the nocturnal relationship. Often, the dreamer has simply acted upon a desire for a relationship with a particular person. Other dreams begin to press on the boundaries of our taboos. These include dreams with sexual content the dreamer would consider inappropriate in waking, but participates in during the dream. These dreams can be very troubling. One can wake up feeling as th
Angels
Jacob wrestled the angel, and the angel was overcome. Bono, U2, Rattle and Hum With the tremendous interest in angels these days, it is not surprising that they are becoming frequent characters in dreams as well. Pictures of angels, stories of angels, and a popular spirituality of angels have put the images and imaginations of angels in our collective unconscious. The word angel literally means messenger. Often, delivery of a particular message in the dream is the role filled by these beings. As the needs arise, they may provide additional help to the dreamer beyond simply delivering information. Since so many religions and contemporary worldviews have made room for angels in their view of the universe, this topic needs to be broken down a little more. Jung had room in his worldview for spirit guides. These were apparitions that shared both knowledge and insight. This insight came as dialogue. Consequently, the Jungian angel was something of a spiritual mentor. Religious an
Can Sex Last Too Long?
ok well the last chick i slept with said that i lasted too long in bed. Ive never heard about a girl complaining because the guy lasted too long. We had sex for like an hour before I had to leave and I didnt get off yet i could have kept going. is this a bad thing that i can last an hour or 2?
Husband Store
The Husband Store -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign re ads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs,
Crisis Situations...
you know i think i have a solution for the fire crisis in california. Just start handing out free beer...if its free we will come...if its free we shall pee...and there are few things in life as fun as tryn to put out a blaze with your johnson
Ouch
well, i took that leap and fell flat on my face. im so freaking confused about the whole situatuion.we never really hung out alot, we did a little here and there but never alot, but i've always considered him a friend. and in the last few months i've gotten a little closer to him and got to know a few things about him. but yeah like i was saying about falling flat on my face...i'm not mad, if that other person is what makes him happy then go for it, its best not to let a friend that close anyway because once you do you lose them and that sucks.and we have at least for the time being call it being immature or whatever but its easier that way. ive gotta give my soul a little time and my heart time to heal. i just dont see how i keep doing this and how it happens so fast. i guess it comes from wearing my heart on my sleave and trusting people to soon. i gotta keep that wall up and keep to myself and stick to the people i know wont hurt me or that i know i wont allow them to. and i dont un
Who Wants Her Lmfao
~ ♥ ~lý$$å$ mºmmå ~ ♥ ~@ fubar my sister wants an fu hubby any takers lol
Hey Im Officially A Rock Star Lol
http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=3926375thanks to everyone who helped me get to rock star status its much appreciated
Drew
------------- ♥♥♥ ------------- DREW IS ONE OF MY BEST AND SWEETEST FRIENDS. I LOVE HIM TO DEATH. RATE, FAN, ADD, SHARE, AND LEAVE HIM LOTS OF COMMENTS. WHEN YOUR DONE SEND ME(NEABEAR) A COMMENT AND I WILL BUY YOU A GIFT :D -------------♥♥♥------------- DJ BIG COUNTRY""""Owner of Fubar's After Hours////BIG BALL OF HATE@ fubar -------------♥♥♥------------- This pimpout has been brought to you by: ۞Neabear۞JEEZY'S 1 AND ONLY۞C.W.O.F Charter Member@ fubar -------------♥♥♥------------- PLEASE PLEASE REPOST, AND A STICKY WOULD BE AWESOME THANKS!!!!
Karmic Forces
This woman fired someone I know basically because of her health and her age. Based on this alone it's desrimination. This woman (I'll call her Boss)hated my friend from the time she got there. My friend tried to make things go smoothly with Boss, but boss made my friend feel she was unwanted after a lot of years with the company. Boss made things so bad for my friend that my friend was placed on Zoloft for depression and anxiety by her doctor. Today Boss lied to someone about my friend and my friend may loose everything. Why is this entitled Karmic forces? Well Boss made friends life a holy hell for almost a year befor Boss fired friend and now she's telling false truths about friend. There is alot more that I will refrain from mentioning untill after the case goes to trial. So if I were to inflict something upon Boss by magickal means, Will Karma come into play? In this case I'm not sure Karma will rear her ugly lil head because in every religion you have one basic philosoph
Whats Up With Fubar?
I just dont get it anymore. I read bulletins where people are needing help with friends of theirs. And I go and help them. But when I post bulletins to get help for my friends...I cant get anyone to help out. Now my thing is we talk about getting people to join and have as much fun as we have. But no one ever wants to return the favor. Now what kind of example are we showing or setting? A pretty crappy one if you ask me. I dont know maybe we will get things changed. I am not going to hold my breathe on that one.
Her Senses
HER SENSES FILL ME EVERY WORD&TRUTH, I SMELL HER PERFUME, I FEEL HER BLOW ON THE WIND A FRENCH VANILLA KISS JUST FOR ME,... AND HER TOUCH LEAVES YOU WANTING MORE, I SEE HER IN MY DREAMS, AND I SLEEP PEACEFULLY, I VISIT WITH HER IN MY THOUGHTS, SHE WISHES ME FOREVER WHAT SHE FEELS IN HER HEART, IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF LOVE, IT IS THE TRUE FEELINGS TWO FRIENDS CAN SHARE. ~PUBLISHED~
Cherry Pie
Woop Woop New Bully!!!
Drop in and hear the wikkid shit and more , hang out in one of FuBars Hottest lounges for Fam. No TuNeZ?? Click The Dead Juggalo Army pic! DJ~TwiZLeTTe DJ~GotHLeTTe Click any pic to get in to Goths Twiztid Reality!! MMFWCL!!
Give My Love To You
Im Bewitching Babe..lol
You’re a Bewitching Babe Guests who gain access to your lair can’t help but fall prey to your seductive ways. Sensual is the name of your game, and everything you surround yourself with ensures it’s a win-win for everyone. From luscious fabrics to rich colors, you accentuate your sexuality with beguiling accessories that are bound to bring bedroom guests to their knees. Lucky for them you offer a soft landing place
Home For A Bit
I have finished my fourth meeting today and will be leaving in a little while for fifth and final meeting of the day... and will not be home until about 9 pm. What a long day this has been. Leaving in about an hour or so and head out of here.
Starry Needs Help
Please help a good friend of mine out. Starry is in contest and needs help but wont ask for it her self. She has helped out everyone else and has stayed in seconded place but should be in first. So please rate her picture and leave some comments. She is a great person and deserves to win the contest ends on November 10th .
Must Read This!!!
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half! " You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Pu t on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Bef
I Think I Am
hey everyone whoa ctually cares enough to read my shit i think i might delte my fubar account because i dont want fake friends its pointless and people just use it to look at ur photos which is kool and all love the comments but i dont know i dont beleive half the stuff people tell me on ti and i know its funny i just think i will let me knkow
A Guy
i totally have the hots fer a friend he knows it too i have fer a long time i'm just hopen that sometime he'd want to hang out i i've never fell in love i hope its not this one he's going to the marines and id be heart broken if i did fall in love
Oct. 23rd
October 23: D&D Empowerment Day, a day to let go of your guilt and shame for having played Dungeons & Dragons as a child (or still), and instead reflect upon how it's changed you for the better. “It says: With this strength or lower I can only be a Magic User. Re-roll!” ~ Oscar Wilde 1966 - International Federation of the Friendless is formed by Gary Gygax and other near-do-wells. 1969 - While others are busy engaged in the Summer of Love, Gary Gygax and Friends are busy making their own chainmail armour out of plastic plumbing washers. 1970 - Dave Arneson creates a scenario involving an adventure through a castle sewer, in quest of the legendary change room of maidens in waiting. Later arrested for being a peeping tom. Judge was unmoved by his plea that he was doing important game research. 1971 - Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson team up to create "The Fantasy Game." Monsters are substituted for maidens, and mountains of loose change for changerooms. 1974 - TSR
Jokes
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. --------------
Who Has The Heart
I do and I think we should boycot fubar
Hurting My Head
i am racking my brain trying to figure out how to fix my computer when i get it up here i do not know if i shoould get more memory or get a new computer i need to get mine soon i can not always use the one i am at rightnow it is my fiance's laptop and she plays games on it so i am stuck with no ideas and i head-ach so if you think you can give me any idea's let me know ( my computer is a 1995 compaq that runs windows Xp which takes most of it's memory up )
Why Do They Lie?
cant stand people who lie and sau different things to different people. And when you confont them about it they lie to you in your face. IT suck that you do so much for people and they treat you like shit and think that its all going to be good. I dont wish bad things on anyone but they will get theres one day. It comes by 3 fold , what goes around comes around
Tattoo Art >? In Need Of Art Zodiac Signs ..........
look ing for art to tattoo the bitch of the house needf help she's riding my ass .... (911)
Do I Give To Much?
do i give to much? do i give to much of my heart, do i give away all of my secrets... my wants and desires? do i give too much of my soul, revealing myself, exposing the naked truths? do i give to much of my mind, saying everything not holding back? these are things that i've wondered about throughout my life, some say it's good to be so open and candid, but it leaves me exposed and venerable.... do i change myself to become cold and ungiving? do i change myself to become someone i'm not? being bold and forthright, knowing i am my own demise ultimately leads to unhappiness because i know i'm to proud
What Are We?
. ARIES - The Liar (the Ram - 21 March - 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 2. TAURUS - The Tramp (the Bull - 20 April - 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GREAT kisser. * GREAT personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 3. GEMINI - Irresistible (the Twins - 21 May - 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Talkative. * Extremely random and proud of it. * Outgoing. * VERY Forgiving. * Loves to make friends. * Has a beautiful smile. * Generous. * Strong. * The Irresistible o
The Penis Study
Several years ago, the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the American study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust American nor French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They
Kwanzaa Was Invented By A Black Criminal In Ca
Held each year from December 26 until January 2, Kwanzaa is increasingly seen as an appropriate multicultural alternative to Christmas, a holiday considered too religious and "Eurocentric" for public schools. But there is one not-so-insignificant problem associated with Kwanzaa. While many teachers believe it to be an ancient African harvest festival, it was actually born, not in pre-colonial West Africa, but in 1960s southern California. It is, in fact, the brainchild of African-American radical activist, academic and convicted felon Ron Karenga. In 1969, two rival radical groups battled for control of the UCLA black studies program: the Black Panthers and the lesser-known US, or United Slaves, led by Karenga. Both groups sauntered around campus carrying loaded guns. Perhaps inevitably, violence erupted. As David Horowitz recalls in Radical Son, Black Panther John Higgins was "murdered--along with Al 'Bunchy' Carter--on the UCLA campus by members of Ron Karenga's organization."
2500 To Level A Leveler
There are different things i can usally say about each of the levelers that help me. This one i will say is a rater in mass portions.If you like rates I reccomend you add him as a friend. And he returns the love always. yeahmon~aka The Cooter~Renegade Rater~@ fubar
Friend Request Rules (sugest You Read Befor U Send One)
ok people, been getting alot of friend requests from people who havent even said a word to me, so let me make things very clear here...i will NOT accept a friend request if 1. you have not said a word to me befor the request..2. we clearly have nothing in common...3.if you dont intend to accully keep in touch, i have no use for so called "friends" who wont talk to me! got it?
Feelings
I just not sure how to feel or what to do about things. My cousin passed away Sept. 21 which was a major shock to everyone we had actually started getting close again and talking more now Oct 20 I lost my papaw I Know he wanted to go and I hated seeing him suffer but I miss him terribly I know I have to be strong for my babies and carry on but its just so terribly hard I miss them both and feel so bad for all my other family especially the ones closest to both of them. Just pray I can be strong for my family especially the kids and I know the answers for my very questionable lil girl. Thank you all.
Downrater!
this guy is going around rating everybodies profiles a 1 he says he is bored and wants to see the responses out of people he says it makes him laugh!!! well i got a nice one out of it! lets pay him a visit shall we and make sure you tell him i sent you thanks everybody! peaceout!Revolution Is My Name@ fubar
Feelings
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.
First Blahh Moment
1. Name someone who made you smile today. I haven't honestly smiled in 4 days ...kinda sucks cause normally I'm the one always trying to cheer everyone else up ....lol 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Trying to get my son to sleep just a half an hour more...then I went out to check on the fire. 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Outside checking on where the fire was at and if I gotta be fuckin scared or not 4. What did you do last night? *smiles* Talking with an old friend... WOW I guess number 1 just changed...I dunno maybe it's a TX thang ...but I've always had a weekness for cowboys... 5. What is your Mom's mom's name? Nanna ...lol 6. Three words to explain why you last cried. frustrated ...stressed out...heart-broken 7. What color is your hairbrush? which one??? Light blue is my fav... but I have 4 6 if you're talking about styling wands too..lol 8. What was the last thing you bought? A Birthday cake for my son 9. Where do you keep
I Need Opinions
Well right now im between school, going for nursing and for business management... But some friends and family members tell me i should go to school for photography because they say i would be really good at it, i like taking pictures, i think its fun, but growing up seeing both my parents in and out of the hospital from being sick all the time thats when i decided i wanted to be a nurse... but then my friend told me since i was so good with computers and people that i should go to school for administrative assistant... but ive also been writing since i was 7 so journalism is also in my interest, im confused because im not sure what path is the right path for me and i dont know if its possible to have em all.... i need advice
Hey
This is my first blog so don't worry. Just wanted to say whats up everybody. Live is going good. Looking for work, and having fun with my boyfriend. Please rate me and all that. and i will rate you also. have a good day.
I Will Be Here For You
FOR ALL MY FRIENDS
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just testing
Revolution Calling
Thanks to a friend of mine, I was introduced to the awesomeness that is J-Rock and I have been hooked ever since!! So, put your ears into some of this and the graphic says it all: glitter-graphics.com
39 Weeks Prego
ok so i am 39 weeks as of today and the doctors have been telling me for the last 3 visit any day now, lol, i have been at 4cm dialated for three weeks. the doctor and i have agreed that if i go in next week at 40 weeks and nothing has changed we are going to go ahead and induce the labor. everyone is getting anxious about her arrival.
Feelings
There's no word strong enough to explain my feelings for you, No one in this world can make me feel the way that you do, The way I feel when I'm wrapped in your arms, It's a feeling of security free of harm, The way I feel when we kiss, I can't even describe a feeling like this, The way I feel when you hold my hand is that anything that I want to do I can, From the very first time that I touched your face and the sweet feeling of your embrace, That's when I knew I am going to love you forever and to me I will leave you never, To me nothing in this world is more important than you, I would do anything you ever asked me to do, I will stand by your side through thick and thin, And I will be here to love you until the end.
People
Don't people piss u off? it could be ur problem (friend or spouse), parents, bosses, relatives, i could understand them, because they know u (assholes). Check it what about them assholes, who can't face their real fears? They wait and lurk on u? They don't even have 2 know u, but got something negative to say or display. Now when u smack the shit of them u either fightin them and their protectorS or the D.A.(babysitter 4 the crybaby troublemaker). Simply, we have murders and assaults, because people don't mind their business 4 6 months and stay out of everyone else's 4 the other 6. What i eat allows me to shit and it have nothing 2 do with them as long as i don't ask 2 use their toliet (mouth) or do it on their property. I am not going 2 say won't like 2 literally shit on them, but that is nasty (who cares). People that are miserible, young and old, are noticeable. Just look at them when they say something 2 u and it has nothing 2 do with them, talk about u (probably never said
Show Her Some Fu Luvv
Hey all.. Can you help out a friend? I am trying for my first 7 day blast and need lots of comments.. please help!! thanks much! babygurl CANDLE MANN WILL HOOK UP PEEPS WITH DRINKS AND EVEN BIG PIMPIN GIFTS IF YOU DO ENOUGH COMMERNTS..PLEASE ALSO KEEP REPOSTING THE C2 BULLY THANX CM..
Life's Wonders
why is so hard to meet people and try to have a relationship. So my relationship days are over just about! i just wanna have all my friends that wanna be friends with benefits or just to hang out with and be cool with that if you have a comment please post
Differences Between Men And Women
I writing this blog about the differences between Men and women from my point of view. Besides the obvious anatomical differences, which I greatly appreciate, there are other differences that arent as obvious. For instance, even though we might want the same things, we usually dont speak the same language. Thats why men and woman can talk to each other and neither one will understand what the other is trying to say. Ladies, you have to understand that men are animals, even the most sophisticated of us are only 2 or 3 hops from swinging from the limbs of trees. We get amused by watching each other get into accidents,belching and lighting flatuence. We work because we have to, and when we arent working, we like to unplug our minds,eat, have sex and sleep(in no particular order). We're pigs, we can be harmless pigs, but we're carnal in our natures. Women on the other hand attract us because they are refined. They're soft and pretty and usually smell good. We turn to you for care and com
Bed Time Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong One who thinks before he speaks When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks I pray that hs is gainfully employed, Wont lose his cool when he's annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind Know's what to say when I ask,"How big is my behind"? One who'll make love till my body's a 'itching'. He brings me a snadwich back, when he goes to the kitchen. I pray that this man will love me to no end And would never compare me with my best-friend Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait For I know you will send him before it's to late. AMEN
Relationships Or Friends With Benefits `
here is what i wanna know should i just be friends or should i have a relationship that normally sours which
Final Fantasy
All my life I've been waiting for the right girl to put me out of my misery... Prologue He rose slowly out of the burning bath water, savoring the heat that reddened his skin and sent wisps of steam rising around him. He was intoxicated by the feel of his hot flesh and the sense of finality that surrounded this moment. He was acutely aware of the purpose that sat upon his brow like a halo of hope; the purpose that had been missing these past four or five years. He didn't bother to drain the water from the tub as he stepped out, loving the cool tiles beneath his feet and tasting each drop of water that dripped from his elbows and hair. The air was shimmering and for a brief moment he thought might pass out from the pleasure of simple awareness. He toweled off lightly and combed through his hair before returning downstairs to where she lay. Concealing the smile that threatened to betray his knowledge of her duplicity, he crawled beneath the covers and shut his eyes. She tr
If You Find Yourself...
If you find yourself riding a horse at full speed and you notice a giraffe is beside you, an elephant is in front of you, and a lion is behind you... You're Drunk. Get off the Carousal.
We Have A New Co Founder
IM SAD TO SAY SIMPLY AMAZING HAS STEPPED DOWN FROM CO FOUNDER SHE IS STILL D&DC BUT NOT A CO FOUNDER SO I HAVE A NEW COFOUNDER PLEASE ALL MEMBERS WELCOME HERE IceAngel ~Dirty South Crew~ ~Ice's fu wife~ ~CO-Founder of D&DC~@ fubar
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COME IN AND JOIN US FOR THE HOLY FU UNION OF JESS AND B4GUAGED @ HAUNTED TONIGHT 8:30 PM EST
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Truth Cuts Deep
Did you know I loved you once? I hung on every word you said believed every line As time moved on so did you I was left realizing nothing you said was true Blood is red and your lies cut deep There's a hole where you ripped my heart from my chest I can sleep at night, but I never truly rest Dreams of ways I could deal Always wondering if any of this was ever real Never really knowing if I am sad or angry Maybe just broken But the tears fall anyway Blood is still red and the truth cuts twice as deep You are the one who tosses and turns at night, who cant truly sleep By: Me
Random Thoughts
I could do without the bands U2 and Coldplay I like a nice glass of wine. White socks should only be worn with sneakers, or boots that hide them and never with shorts unless they don't come over the top of your sneakers. Why has USA turned into the Law and Order channel? Yes I will still be mowing my lawn in my bathing suit top when I'm 70, people will have to deal with it. Carbon Dioxide levels are up 35% since 1990. Nichole Ritchie finally looks healthy. The movie Jack Ass 2 made me want to throw up. Today is October 23rd and I'm still picking tomotes off my vines. Why are work ID badge photos and DL photos so unbecoming? My manager is gong to be so pissed at me for doing what he told me not to do but an area manager told me to do it... guess who won! My head hurts Why will there be a total of 7 Saw movies when the guy has been "dead" 3 times already. I love the smell of Downy I want to play Warcraft now
That Wonderful Taste
I look into your eyes those dark brown eyes i love so much I can stare at them for hours I touch your lips with my fingertips I love your lips full, sensual, exotic I bet they taste so good I would love to lick your bottom lip slid my tongue in and out of your mouth run my fingers through your hair pull your head back gently and kiss my way down your neck down your chest work my way kissing, licking, sucking till i reach your stomach your beautiful stomach gently kiss around your belly button then unbutton your jeans slowly unzip your pants glide them off i'd kiss your feet then your ankle working my way up your beautiful legs stopping at your inner thighs watching your back arch as i tease you by kissing your thighs and sending shivers up your back growing hungrier by the minute i just want to taste you hear you moan watch you quiver to watch you bite your lip to keep from screaming as i flick your clit with my tongue i start out slowly, teasingly then
Joy
The joy is not in the destination, but in the journey.
Tonight
When, my fingers searching, I whisper in your ear it doesn't mean what last night it meant: the pressure of the skies demanded a venting; tonight I need to go it slow. Slide my fingers along the fur of your stomach chills, saliva cooled. That taut canyon of muscle channels my tongue to damper ravines. Could you lick and kiss me yes-- this is the sensation. Here is my gasp. We have become of eachother one; this fluid is our snowmelt.
In And Out
have u ever felt like u dont fit in to this world like ur all alone and that ur crying on the inside but on the out side u look happy and nothing ever gets to u, and for the first time u open ur eyes like a new born baby in this world u see things that no one cares to stop and look and relizes whats going on around them, have u ever felt that way about ur self and u sit there and with ur eyes closed and all u hear is the sounds that seround u and the every breath u take and the very sound of ur heart pounding like its thunder in ur very chest and every thing u see hear tast and feel u just want to grab ahold of and take it to the edge or even just get a hold of someone and get them to open there eyes and make them see whats going on in there lifes and all around them and who they effect with every desicion they make can hurt some one out there, and put them on the right path and make some one who feels like they have nothing to live for and just sit there and listen to what they have t
Next Happy Hour
It's mine come show me lots of love so I can be on to be Fu-King! Thank you for all the past birthday love! lol xo
Whatever
I am so sick of life!!! Never been the one to be so negative...but i guess if you let them there are people who can do that. I am going through so many challenges now its not funny. Never thought I would be hurt again by a man...but helllooo its happened...My daughter who is 12...I have to find a home for her to go to cuz she is way to abusive to me and her sisters...just like her biological dad....I do not wanna send her away...but I know now that i have to....My hubby and me are having problems and dont think we will get through them...I am just trying to get everything out...I know only my true friends will read this and I know they will be there for me....I love you all for that...I really need some advice so if you read this and are serious about helping then just send me a message and I will go into more detail...just know it will not be long till I give up!!!!
Will It Get Better
OK well i am at a turning point right now. Either I get myself headed on the right track or I never will. Family is Moving to Different states, Daughters are moving back in with their parents and I am here Somewhat lost not knowing what to do. I Need to work but not sure what i wanna do anymore. L A Hardbodies is where I will be working this weekend, but i want more than that. I have so many things I am good at but I just have gotten Lazy. And that is not something that I believe myself to be. So it's time to act my age cause i damn sure am not getting any younger....
Life And Love
"God determines who walks into your life.... it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go." Life can give you a hundred reasons to cry, but you can give life a thousand reasons to smile. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness, You'll Never get back! "whats meant to be, will always find a way!" "Look into
My Quest For A Fu-hubby
WELL I HAVE SEEN THEM ALL OVER FUBAR SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A TRY. SO I AM LOOKIN FOR A FU-HUBBY. SO IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED I AM TAKIN OFFERS LOL LET ME KNOW...MUAH PS:: I HAVE HAD ONLY 2 OR 3 COME TO ME, WHATS UP!! SCARED....LMAO
Help These 2 Ppl Plz
these 2 ppl ppl are good friends of mine and need help to godfather so plz help them plz ÐJ ®Øó™@ fubar ^sin^@ fubar
Close Shave
Michael Rinker rose to his feet and with a tapping of the rim of his wine glass got the attention of all ten couples who had attended the black tie dinner party that he and his wife, Reanne had hosted!!! "My lovely wife and I would like to thank every one for coming this evening, it has truly been a wonderful party, however the night is still young and we have an unexpected surprise for you!!!" Of course most of you know our live in servant, Priscilla, who has been with us for three years now," he continued, "and as you may also know, she has given Reanne and myself many exceptional sexual experiences during those three years, and while some of you have personally tasted her exceptional fruit, it is with great joy and expectations that she is going to grace us with her lovely body tonight!!!" As Michael went on speaking, an audible buzz swept through the dining room as both males and females alike quickly realized that the beautiful young woman who had served the Rinkers so faithfully
The Heart Does Break...
The Heart Does Break........ Nothing feels quite like a broken heart It's true. Women speak of the pain of childbirth - like passing a bowling ball through the eye of a needle, apparently. Well, not quite, my dear. Not quite. Men on the other hand, talk about what a sharp kick to the groin feels like. Ouch! You don't forget that in a hurry, let me tell you. Both sexes wear these gender specific facts like medals. While I have experienced one of these lows (fifth grade, size three shoes), and am unlikely to be party to the other, when asked the all-important question the feeling is unanimous - neither of these events match the sheer torture and torment that a broken heart can wreak. A broken heart is the single greatest pain you will ever have to endure. In fact, it is the most hurt you could ever imagine. The worst thing about it is that the one who commits this emotional crime is not someone you hate - not even someone you dislike...No. Because the only person who is capable o
Contests, Contests And More Contests
These Special People Want Help In Their Contests So Please Help Them With Rates, Comments and More Comments!! Starry Lucy Dominate07 Lovelyn Totally Huggable They all helped me win my contest!!!!
Yeah, Our Website..
::: it iz the http://www.violet.web.tr and still actually only in turkish language, but there R a lotz of other photoz of uz, check it out!:) ::: plus: if U click the 'sarkilar' part on the top of the site there, U can listen 2 some of our homerecordingz.. ::: and: if U like the samplez, U can download them 4 free , here: http://www.herkesdinlesin.com/violet there R the explainationz of the songz on the right, just click on each 'indir', what meanz just 'download' in turkish..:)) ::: ok, peace. :::
College Sexual Education Trivia
Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy what than high school dropouts.
Below Sixth Aka Justin
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It's Gravity
"Gravity Of Love"~~ Enigma~~ "O Fortuna velut Luna" ["O Fortune like the Moon"] Turn around and smell what you don't see Close your eyes ... it is so clear Here's the mirror, behind there is a screen On both ways you can get in. Don't think twice before you listen to your heart, Follow the trace for a new start. What you need and everything you'll feel Is just a question of the deal. In the eye of storm you'll see a lonely dove The experience of survival is the key To the gravity of love. "O Fortuna velut Luna" [Whispers:] [Woman :] The path of excess leads to the tower of Wisdom [Man :] The path of excess leads to the tower of Wisdom Try to think about it... That's the chance to live your life and discover What it is, what's the gravity of love "O Fortuna velut Luna" Look around just people, can you hear their voice Find the one who'll guide you to the limits of your choice. But if you're in the eye of storm Just think of the lonely dove The ex
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Californians Look!!
For those in the California area, or with loved ones there I'm passing this on... VCA Animal Hospitals Offers Free Boarding for Pets Affected by Southern California Fires Link VCA Animal Hospitals announced today that local SOUTHERN California VCA facilities are offering free boarding for companion animals whose families have been evacuated or displaced as a result of the current firestorms. Conveniently located VCA animal hospitals will provide a safe environment for pets that have been affected by the fires through November 5, 2007 on a space available basis. As thousands of families are being evacuated to shelters or facing the loss of their homes, VCA hopes to ease their burden by offering free boarding for pets so they can focus on the critical issues with their families and homes,? said Art Antin, Chief Operating Officer of VCA Animal Hospitals. Boarding assistance for pets is based on space availability at individual VCA Animal Hospitals throug
Rose Pedals And Precious Metals
If I were to die tomorrow would you remember me today? All our memories entwined together still wouldn't last forever. If I were to kiss you now would you kiss me back? I wish you could hear when I say "I love You," what comes from my heart If i were to tell you of everything about me would you tell me all that I lack? "I love you," is all we need to say If I close my eyes will you still be there when I wake? Can I hold you tonight? Baby, can you stay? If i were to die tomorrow, would you still remember me today? By: Me
Lee Roy Mercer Live Today On Tony Stewart's Sirius Radio Show
WHERE THERE'S SMOKE THERE'S FIRE! Today at 9:00 PM EST, TONY STEWART will have LEE ROY MERCER appearer as a special guest on his Sirius Satellite Radio Show. This will be one Whoop-Ass show you don't want to miss, SMOKE will talk about the making of the prank call Mercer pulled on him, how he was totally caught off guard by the infamous Tennessee Prankster and how the whole thing benefits a very worthy Charity Foundation for seriously ill children. Plus, Lee Roy will shoot the straight and skinny about Rick Mast calling Tony back after the prank call was made and much more. Tune into Tony Stewart's Sirius Satellite Radio Show today and hear the hardest nose driver in NASCAR go head to head with the hardest nose prank call/stand-up comedian in America. The show will air again late tonight and tomorrow morning. "Mercer is a great American." He's a patriot, a former Marine, who is having some fun with these drivers, but in the end, we have an opportunity to give something b
All These Feelings
All these feelings I can not hide You turn your head Misdriected anger,your sorrow, my pain You look away I'm scared, can't you see? I'm scared for us; for me You say nothing On my knees, I'm weak and i feel torn You push me down I can't talk to you; your pain, saddness; taken in stride I turn my head We yearn for words, to believe they true, meant for one another And I say nothing On your knees, pleading to god, to regain a love you lost i push you down and let the tears fall We once were love, you are sorrow and I feel your pain So turn your head... As we slowly, unkowingly walk away By: Me
Thanks To Most Of You, I've Done A Fubar First
Will someone please explain this to me?  I told a friend last winter that I was on the verge of becoming the first person on here to hit Level 20 and have the least amount of profile rates and fans.  Well, little did I know that when I made that statement, how true it would be. Well, thanks to NO HELP from about 95% of the people on my list, I've managed to do just that! So, here's a hearty, Suck My D!CK for all of your help!! Of course in my experience on here, the one's that this really goes out to will never even bother to read this bulletin or blog to see it. That's okay, it just goes to show that the old saying is true: If you want something done right, you gotta do it your damned self! So, thanks to you all for helping to make me one of the highest ranked males on here by doing what you do best: NOT A DAMNED THING!  But don't worry, the only way that I will keep climbing is to rate pics and profiles like I have been,
Nsfw
so here's the deal..i was downloading some funny pics for my fantasy album, knowing that i was going to mark some of them nsfw..however, before i could even finish writing all the captions, i was flagged for the ones i was already going to mark...now, im not saying i am against them marking me...however, why is it, those pics in an album get flagged like that...and yet i can go to a profile page and see comments from women that are naked, or having sex in a graphic pic?? are these pics flagged, and if so, why are they allowed on a front page?? grrr, okay..just needed to vent a wee bit..
Here Goes Something....
ok I originally posted this on my Myspace as a bulletin, not really important enough to save 2 a blog there for furute reference, but whatever... decided to post here, just because... and I know almost none of you know me personally (the people on my friends list, maybe what 5 of you?) anyway, just something I decided to write... ((original from my myspace)) most of you on here know by now that my mom's passed away (for those that Don't, december 13, 1994, ok now we're all on the same page.) so anyway, I saw her in a couple dreams recently, and have been missing her a bit more than usually, probably because the issues I have, I'd normally turn to "mom" for... but I can't, & one of the people I had come to feel was another "mom", wow I haven't seen her in probably 6 years.... so I turn to my friends. (those who have always been there, thank you, I love you. those who've been there just randomly or just happen to be there @ the right moment, thank you... & don't think I don't love
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Didn't know they had 12 ratings now.
An Experiment
WICKED STORM CREW
Help
Feeling lonely, tired, scarred, self conscious and homesick. I want to be able to talk to a certain person about it but i don't want to cause an argument or be judged. Right now i am being ignored by him and afraid to interrupted the ignoring process that he has put so much effort towards. How does one explain they're feeling and ask questions with rejection?
Make A Banana Pancake,,,
So...I am sitting here in my room chatting with some of my fubar peeps and listening to music. I don't want to turn my music up any louder for the neighbors sake, but I feel like I need to. My roomie has her boyfriend over and while she knows that I forbid her to have sex on my couch...it sounds like they are pretty close to doing just that. I'm sorry but I dont want anyone elses sex juices on my couch. Nasty!! So...I am sitting here wondering what the hell to do. I guess I could put my headphones on and crank it all the way up and go to bed. Do I want to do that or do i want to fubar it up with some of the best???
Playing With Fire
I try to make my poems rhyme. I wrote this for the five firefighters that where killed in california because of the arsonist. Playing with Fire They love the smell of gasoline. They love the smell of sulfur. They love to watch the fire, as it burns the object that they desire. They love to watch the firemen, as they try to put out the flames. They love to hang around to see what damage it will bring. They never stop to think, before they start a fire, "What happens if someone does get hurt, or happens to expire. If you haven't already guessed, what kind of monster this person is, please continue reading and i'll tell you who it is. An Arsonist is someone, who just doesn't give a damn!
I Don't Freakin Think So
Once upon a time~~~~~~~~in a land far away,~~~~~~~~a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess~~~~~~~~happened upon a frog as she satcontemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pondin a verdant meadow near her castle.~~~~~~~~The frog hopped into the princess' lapand said: " Elegant Lady,I was once a handsome prince,until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.~~~~~~~~One kiss from you, however,and I will turn backinto the dapper, young prince that I am~~~~~~~~and then, my sweet, we can marry~~~~~~~~and set up housekeeping in your castle~~~~~~~~with my mother,~~~~~~~~where you can prepare my meals,~~~~~~~~clean my clothes, bear my children,~~~~~~~~and forever feelgrateful and happy doing so. "~~~~~~~~That night,~~~~~~~~as the princess dined sumptuously~~~~~~~~on lightly sauteed frog legs~~~~~~~~seasoned in a white wine~~~~~~~and onion cream sauce,~~~~~~~~she chuckled and thought to herself:~~~~~~~~I don't freakin think so
October 24, 2007.
Lighter Shade of Blue (For Hannah) All day I've been sitting here feeling blue, because I miss you. It seems so long since I have last talked to you, my love is true. I'd do anything to be able to see you more, to have you in my world. Just to have you in my loving arms once more, to have you as my world. No matter how deeply sad I am, you can always make my tears fade away. No matter where it is I stand, I always think about the words you say. Every time you tell me you love me, my world becomes a lighter shade of blue. My love for you is deeper than the sea, darling my love for you is true. When the time comes that I get to see you again, all the sweeter it will be, everytime we reunite my happiness rebegins, my love for you will always be. In the end no matter what gets in my way, no matter what other people say, I will find a way to have you in my arms, by your side no one can do us harm. © Mitchell Brian
Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK T
Weds
I HATE WORK!..Just heading up to philly...ya fun..love the fucking trafic!
Please Help
http://www.fubar.com/user/640934 HE WAS TRYING TO LEVEL UP FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. IT CAME AND WENT AND HE STILL HASNT LEVELED UP. PLEASE I CANT DO IT ALONE. LETS MAKE HIS BIRTHDAY WISH COME TRUE.
101 Rules Of Hardcore
1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire. 5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them. 6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly. 7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough. 8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal. 9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts. 10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends. 11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town. 12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore, Screamocore, math
Lost In Lust
Lost To Lust Thoughts of you, how my temperature rises Your body next to mine so divine Your touch electric upon my skin Lost in the lust of our connection. When we meet my body is alive My control is abandoned to you Nothing can equal the feelings I have I'm lost in my lust for you. Into a world of pure desire We are locked together United we feel the flow Touch, taste, explore. Lost to Lust
Wash Away The Pain
goddess i just want to apologize to all my friends who have tried to help when i go through one of my downward turns. how do you not feel completely useless when knowing that you cant just cuddle up to the one you care about and kiss away all the pain and protect then from all the sadness and darkness that is pressing down on them. i will keep trying to make you laugh i will try to stop your tears i will pull all the badness away from you i will brush away the junk of years that has finally become too much for your strong shoulders to bear.if you would let me i would love away the heartache and work away the pain. i would wash away the stress that has dragged away your grin. i wish i could find that dark thing that has stolen the beautiful light from your eyes and given you a rainbo. i wish you could realize... the sadness that wells up in me seeing you in pain, the heartache i feel knowing you feel like you may never love again. i would walk a thousand miles if you would take th
Wake Up Call
Two Choices: What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handi capped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following
The 10th Dimension
Be ready to pay attention and be amazed...BY SCIENCE!
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Pharmacology, Funny Please Read
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by
For My Fubar Friends And Family Part 2
you will never walk alone
Excuse Me While I Bleed
Excuse me while I bleed. Please look at me, it's so personal, this is the way I would have touched you, but I drowned in you instead, up against the wall, just you and me, I fell down and bled out on the ground, you just stepped over me... Pardon me while I bleed, excuse me if I got some on your shoe.Sorry for the way I let you make me feel, maybe i'll just laugh instead? Excuse me while I bleed. Maybe I could die another day, find another way to make you notice me when im gone? Maybe then your black rimmed eyes would show the way you feel for me just long enough that I was more to you than she ever could have been. Excuse me while fading dreams are all ive got, losing sleep and walking through the darkest nights,theres not much else I can do, no more getting through to you. Ive broken down for all to see. Excuse me while I bleed.
Silent Prison
I sit in this silent prison, The one I create in my mind. The only other person there, Is the person who doesn't know why she was left behind. It rents space in her head, Along with all the things that you said. You made a promise, That was never kept, But you knew that on the day you left. The memories haunt her, They make her want to scream. How could something that precious, Turn out like a bad dream ? Only you hold the answers. They will never be shared. You will make her live there with the haunting, For the rest of her life. I sit in the silent prison, The one I create in my mind. The one that says love is not worth it, They always leave you far behind. You are always left broken, shattered and torn. Then this silent prison sets in, Leaving you in the abyss. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Fallen/the Story Of A Fallen Angel
Fallen/The story of a fallen Angel. She let her hair lose in the wind, And everyone would watch her. Turn their necks to see her walk, desire and adore her. And she belonged up by the stars, And every night she gazed the sky, With lonely whispering praying lips, She felt her vivid heartbeat die. She danced some strangers lap last night, flirting with the thought of death, earned her living, then she cried, turned her head from his bad breath. Never trusted anybody, never really let them in, So beautiful, already dying, Pain so deep beneath the skin. And they would hold her, wanting love, never really giving up, So in love with all her pain, But her cold would drive them so insane. She walked the streets forever yearning, forever dead forever burning. Her smile so gentle, eyes so kind, eyes so broken, eyes so blind.. So she let her hair lose in the wind, and everyone would watch her, turn their necks to see her walk, desire
What’s The Point?
What’s the Point? By: April Terry She sits there all alone, Minute by minute, Depression starts to sink in, She fights it at first, But she can see its winning. She too weak to fight, This fight over and over. So inch by inch, She let the depression, Consume her in whole. Letting it eat her, From the inside out. Wondering, If there ever was a point. Wanting to know, How her life, Has come to become this. Feeling so worthless, So unwanted, So very alone. Trying to find something, Anything to hold onto. Something that will give, Her life some kind of meaning. Grasping at every thought, Slowing breathing, In and out. The thoughts fade away, Soon she is left alone, With this depression, In total silence. Feeling even more alone, Not even her thoughts, What to be around her. She ask herself, Am I really that bad?
Something New...
It was a hot day, the pool looked so inviting and no one else was home, so I stripped off my t-shirt, bra ,shorts, panties and jumped in. After cooling off I climbed out and lay on the side of the pool in the sun to dry off. As I was lying there with the sun and warm breeze drying my naked body, I couldn't help but think of you and what I could be doing to you at that moment. I could feel myself getting wet and my nipples getting hard I was getting so excited just thinking about you , I couldn't stand it ,I just had to touch myself. As I was getting into the start of a good orgasm, I felt someone else's presence. I opened my eyes and saw one of my girlfriends had decided to stop by for a visit. She was just standing there watching me, her face was flushed either from excitement or embarrassment. I wasn't sure but I thought maybe she was turned on. I decided to find out, I got up and walked slowly toward her, never taking my eyes off hers, once I was right in front of her I gently took
Life's Lessons
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11 . Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their Journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. 17. Get rid of anything
Chicka Bow Wow
So, did you ever notice that the phrase "Bow chicka bow wow" is in the song Brick House by the Commadores? I just noticed that when I heard it on the radio when I was leaving the house this morning.
From A Bulletin....
I saw this on one of the bulletins, and decided that I liked it so much that i wanted to keep it in my blog! By T.. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know whe
"if Tomorrow Starts Without Me,
"If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die
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Bondage And Babble
Bondage & Babble (full version) So much to let out yet; not wanting to, Pentup rage, hatered, and bitterness. Swirl in a mist behind my eyes, No one looks long enough to notice. Never brave enough to see past a fake smile, Lost and fucking confussed everyday. Going through "acceptable" motions, "Happy" is so easy to fool those around. With no one caring to find me, I'll keep fucking each day up in silence. Playing this bullshit game, Slipping further into my fucking misery. Seeking myself for way to long, Losing my way admist all this shit. Seeing nothing, feeling nothing, losing everything. Fucked from my first breath. Longing for my soul mate, To take my hand and tell me I'll be O.K. Even with my soul torn in a million pieces, Being broken and scared. Everyone around never hears me, Pretending to give a fuck. Just to make themselves feel better, Thinking their good deed is done. Who else will think they know me? NO ONE 'cause I don't know me
Friends And Family
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Pres. Regan And Aliens
Soon after his election as U.S. President, Ronald Reagan demonstrated an apparent "rigid" belief of the nature of an Extraterrestrial (ET) threat, and laced many of his public statements referring to the ET presence and its threat to humanity. According to Dixon Davis, one of the two CIA agents appointed to brief Reagan when he was President-elect: "The problem with Ronald Reagan was that all his ideas were all fixed. He thought that he knew about everything -- he was an old dog." Reagan’s anti-communist rhetoric and massive build-up of military forces was a cover for Reagan’s true desire to militarily confront ET races. His first major public comment on an ET threat occurred at a 1985 US-Soviet Summit meeting with Mikhail Gorbachev at Geneva when he said: "I couldn’t help but - when you stop to think that we’re all God’s children, wherever we live in the world, I couldn’t help but say to him (Gorbachev) just how easy his task and mine might be if suddenly there was a threat to this wo
Life
what's going on everyone my world just keeps getting crazy and screwed up the good thing is no more sucidal thoughts or attemps a few pagan holidays are comming up and i'm still at a job that i love. the bad things are finding that special one to spend those holidays with one of my bosses that i want to fucking kill and problems at home that ar getting worse ... so if u have any suggestions that could help feel free to send them ....
I Want One Too!
Where is everyone getting those personalized Pumpkin icons? I want one too! :(
D U I
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Tulsa,Oklahoma after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot
So Far From Right(horoscopes)
You're having too much fun to worry about what's going to happen in the near future. The good (or better) news is that your fun should have a positive influence on the outcome of the current situation! couldnt be more far from the truth
"blurred"
~Blurred~ I'd give my life for you, die by the knife for you- entangle dreams in broken seams so I could mend with you. I'd give my everything, I'd tear my wings, re-live my sins and skin my grin for you. And I...I'd peal this world for you, I'd steal the heaven's blue and seal the deal with my appeal so I could spin my wheels with you. I'd give anything, anything at all...I'd tear a hole into my skull and fall within my thoughts so I could explore your minds folklore and soar with plentitude. I'd rip the world for you, sip on the stars for you, choke on my blood for you, dissect my words for you and paint your eyes with pretty pearls to help you see the truth. I want your heart to see that I do not exist without you.
Jamming Again
Well my life took a turn for the best yesterday. Seems my old guitar player has gotten his act cleaned up and is ready to put or band back together. So as things unfold i will keep you posted
Much Needed Love
Come show some love she'd surely appreciate it.She's an awesome person.
Truth Or Dare Nights In The Horny Fu Lounge
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10-24-07
You're finding it harder and harder to deal with one person at work or around the neighborhood and today might be the breaking point. The good news is that you're likelier to withdraw than to snap.
Your Eyes
I looked into your eyes and i saw the love you needed and i wanted to give you, i seen in your eyes how you wanted to be loved, being held close and hearing the heart beat of my heart, to kiss my lips to whisper i love you and hear those words yourself. Your eyes reveals all to me, You hide them to keep me at bay, to not get me close, yet you glance at me and then suddenly they sparkle like gems in the moonlite. Your eyes have captured my soul, my heart, my love for you
America Needs To Wake Up
Read if you dare...watch my wake up call for america video...If you know about this keep up your daily routine and keep placid don't worry, your blanket of security will protect you. I believe our soldiers over seas are dying for oil, not your freedom and mine...They are dying for the rich man...DHS is watching and listening to your every word...And where do all those taxes go...they talk about eliminating social security or increasing the age you qualify for it to like 85 or something. more money for the big rich man(watch my disturbed-land of confusion video).Think about it and comment what you think...
10 Things I Hate About You
I hate how you make me cry I hate how you think I always lie I hate how you break my heart I hate how you tear it apart I hate how you walk away I hate how you never stay I hate how your gone and never here I hate when you see me shed a tear I hate the little things you do I hate how I dont hate anyone... not even you
Why Do Women Hate?
Why do women hate on other women? Do they feel intimidated? Are they just that self centered and greedy? I can't help the fact that some men are attracted to me but why show hate because of it. I don't hate anyone...I am civil with everyone that I meet and if you don't like me than so be it. Why must one hate me because I may be a little cuter or a little sexier or maybe it's just you got low self esteem issues and I am confident in myself and I love myself. If you don't like me, keep it to yourself...I don't wanna know cause it really don't make a difference to me either way. I'm gonna continue to be me and love myself and everyone around me regardless.
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For Those Who Know Me I Been Home Sick And Now I Get To Go Home
ok so i been home sick as hell i was born here in nashvill and raised in michigan i moved here in may and just dont like it here i gave it a shot and it didnt work so now i am packing all my stuff back up and moving home i will be leaving here the 4th i get my house back thank god lol and im so excited i will not be on much i have alot to get done not easy to pack a whole house up so i want to take my time and do it right not leaving my stuff here and so it will be easy for me to unpack when i get home im so excited i love you guys and as soon as i get there i will unpack and hopefully get back to normal i miss everyone and am verry sorry i havnt talked much just been so buisy but i swear ill be back to me soon muah
21
im finally 21 and i can drink. by the way , happy birthday mom
Friendship Love
You are an amazing person, Without you I dont know what Id be. Having you in my life, Completes every part of me. I love the way you make me happy, And the way you show you care. I love the way you say "I love you", And the way your always there. I dont think you could ever know, Just how truly special you are. That even on the darkest nights, You are my shining star. So thank you my love for being there, And for always supporting me. I'll do the same for you, you know, Because our friendship is endless like the sea.
My Nightmares
The last few weeks I have been having terrible nightmares which is nothing new to me, yet these are different in many ways. A normal nightmare for me I usually will wake screaming or hyper ventilating in cold sweats and mussel spasms. Sometimes I can remember what I dreamed others I don’t, I have awoken from some nightmares and things I dreamed were so troubling to me that its like my brain will just shut down and it will take me hours to get myself together. The ones that I have had these last two to three weeks are a lot different, one of the reasons is they don’t wake me and I have them in repeating cycles. Something’s are real people and places I know others are just symbols but they are all woven together in some kind of surreal drama that is impossible but also makes perfect sense. In one of these dreams I see my now five year old daughter older like around eleven or twelve being raped by this purple skinned demon. That alone is enough to drive any parent mad and for the last
Once In A Lifetime
I think of you each morning, And dream of you each night. I think of your arms around me, And cannot express my delight. I love the sound of your voice, And your kind thoughtful way. And the joy that you bring, To my life everyday. There is a dime a dozen, But there is no other like you. There is one in a million, But for you that wont do. Baby, you are once in a lifetime, A treasured friend threw and threw.
Our Love
Our love is like a river, ever flowing without end. You are everything to me, a lover, and best friend. You drifted into my life, as on a warm summer breeze. You give my life contentment, put my heart and mind at ease. My searching days were over, the day that I met you. You made my life complete, with a love that is so true. I wonder if you know, or if you’ll ever see How you have fulfilled my life, and completely completed me. I love you Michelle, Michael
I Am Hiv
I was born in Africa, nobody is sure exactly when, but there is proof that I have been around since 1959. Some scientist say that I have been around since the 1900's and a group of evolutionary infectious disease scientist at the University of Arizona think that I made the jump from primates to humans almost 600,000 years ago. At any rate, I moved to North America and Europe sometime during the free love and drug abuse of the sixties, though nobody really noticed me until 1976 - 77. I blew up in the 1980's and have since traveled the world, making myself at home in each and every country of the globe. My name is HIV, Human Immunodeficiency Virus. 'Human' comes from the fact that I only infect humans (some scientist say that I can infect Chimpanzees). I have cousins, SIV (Simian Immunodeficiency Virus) and FIV (Feline Immunodeficiency Virus), among others in the Lentivirus family. 'Immunodeficiency' can be a bit of a mouthful. Basically, your immune system is made up of many kinds o
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Need Love
2 all my friends on here u all no i love each an every 1 of u but i need love i really want a blast if i could i would do it 4 u but cant so if any 1 could please help me or vote 4 me 1 please
A Secret For Men
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Back To Being Me!!! Humm......
The reality of reading someone else's sappy Blogs.... Makes me want to Puke!!! Sorry, for posting all the warm Puke of Late. We have the ability to make choices.. That is 1 fact I try to make clear, to people when I post a comment. If you choose your choice... It is YOUR own PICK!! Please do Not place"BLAME!!!! "Choice: is 1 Freedom we have out of the our own abilities in Life... Everyone has a choice of right or wrong!!!! If you do not like my words.... That is YOUR choice... Do NOT ask for MY comment if YOU DO NOT WANT: my honest OPINION!!! If you you delete them that is YOUR choice... If I make MY comment, it is MY choice... When I make the "WARM PUKE" Comment... Watch out!!! It is MY CHOICE to give you a kick in the Ass from MY POINT OF view!!! Yes, I am Back to my Regular mode once again!! HAVE A BERRY SWEET DAY!!!! P.S. I only wish here I could give you a posa w/pics!!! LOL!1
Missing Him :(
I am a bit tired. Woke up at 6:30 this morning after not sleeping well all night. My neck seems to be bothering me again. I felt the pain all night which isn't good. Time to make another doctor appointment and maybe this time he will set me up with physical therapy? I miss my love so much. It feels like days since we have chatted. He is traveling now so it will be another day at least before we can talk. Sms is nice but online seeing him is better! ;) Anthony has his drivers permit test this afternoon. I sure hope he passes it. Otherwise, he has to wait a week before he can try again. Then, he does one driving lesson with a company and then he can start driving with me and Peter....oh boy! I remember how scary it was the first time I had Ashton get on the freeway! I hope he is a good driver and cautious! I have a lot of work to get done. Sales tax and stuff. I will be working all day. Kiss Martin, love you! Kiss and hugs! ~ciao~
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HEY EVERYONE, I SUPPOSE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION IF UR HERE. I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I'M IN A GIVE AWAY WHICH REALLY WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME IF I GET WHAT I NEED. I NEED 18,000 COMMENTS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME OUT HERE.SO PLEASE COME BY AND HELP. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO MY GIVEAWAY. Fire My Words
Fubar...
Oy! So, I join this crazy site. I'm diggin the hell outta it. Lotsa beauties out there! It's fuggin' addictive! So far, 90% of the people 'ave been great. There's only one who was a bit of a Myleene....ehh well! Fuggem roight? There are others however that've been nothing but sweets!! They're cool as hell!! Anyway....there'll be more to cum later! Out.
Little Girl
There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in front of the child. Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man who was holding me the night my parents died."
After A While
I wish that I could say, You broke my heart again. I guess after so many times, You no longer feel the pain. I don't feel down, I don't feel sad, It is more like a release, From not having you around. I gave you all I had, Yet it some how wasn't good enough. I was understanding and caring, Accepting for you to trust. I loved you unconditionally, With all you faults and flaws. Days have come and gone. Now it is all a blur. There is a part of you that will always remain. You will always be there, Somewhere in the corner of my mind. A corner of my heart, Is where I will find you to. No matter how I look at it, There will never be another you. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
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What Is Love
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN IDEAS OF LOVE. HERE ARE MINE.....SOMEONE YOU WOULD GIVE ANYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO MAKE THEM HAPPY, THINK OF THEM MORE THAN YOURSELF, SOMEONE YOU CAN NOT ONLY TALK TO BUT TO TELL YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS TO AND THEY DON'T JUDGE YOU..FOR EVERYONE HAS A PAST, SOME WE ARE PROUD OF SOME WE ARE NOT, BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES US WHO WE ARE. TO ACCEPT THE OTHER PERSON FOR WHO THEY ARE AND NOT TRY TO CHANGE THINGS ABOUT THEM. IF YOU STARTED OUT LIKEING THEM AND TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT STEP YOU SHOULD STILL LIKE THEM NOT CHANGE THEM TO WHAT YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE. TO WORK AS A TEAM NO REALTIONSHIP WILL WORK WHEN THERE IS ONLY 1 WORKING TO KEEP IT GOING..WELL ALL THAT'S MY IDEAS..FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS SUBJECT OF YOUR IDEAS OF LOVE....KISSES TO ALL
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Letting Go
"Sometimes you have to let go of something in order to see if it's really worth holding on to."
Wensday October 24, 2007
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Being Sad
In a crazy way I'll always be sad deep within my heart I feel so utterly bad. Sometimes I'm happy Sometimes during the day I laugh and joke acting so gay. But mostly I'm quiet upset, lonely, and blue. I've lost the ability to be happy..like you. Someday the joy might come bringing it's warm sunshine to cast away the cold blues and throw open the blinds.
A Chance
a chance at love. a chance at forever. a chance to find what was lost. a chance to find yourself. a chance at what was never to be. a chance to change what was. a chance at life. a chance at heaven.
The Most Fucked Up State In The Union Gets More Fucked Up
http://www.wftv.com/news/14413428/detail.html GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- University of Florida police were justified in using a Taser against a student who refused to stop questioning Sen. John Kerry on campus last month, according to a state investigation released Wednesday. Some had questioned the use of force in using the stun gun against student Andrew Meyer, leading to the investigation by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. A summary of the agency's report was released Wednesday. (PDF: Read Full Report) "In short, the FDLE determined that our officers acted well within state guidelines," university President Bernie Machen said in a letter to students, faculty and staff. Two officers who were placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation were reinstated Wednesday, Machen said. The scuffle between Meyer and police started during the Sept. 17 speech by Kerry when Meyer refused to leave the microphone after his allotted time was up, police s
Pre Show Jitters
Alright all yours truly has become a DJ at the ACE cafe. My first show is Thursday 2-4am EST. I'm so nervous I got butterflies in my stomach. I have some big shoes to fill and some rocking DJs to look up to. I hope can can the place like they have been able to do. So if you can please come join me in the lounge and maybe stop by and hear my show and hope I don't screw it up. Anyways stop by and show some love and catch some great tunes.
To My Dear Friends >. Hi There >diana
Ive been working some , now I took a full time job , let pt. time job go , I applied for seasonal work for now... Need to pay off car loan , and bills in rears. . but Im fine , I get online some times now , few hr.s here /few hrs there. I try to keep in-touch with all .Still saying prayers for all , just havent typed prayers lately.. >But Your all in my heart and on my mind, my friends. Hugs to all , God bless you all , and I get wednesday, s . off friday,s off and Sundays off . cause of 12 hrs sifts on the days I work . Man,s best friend is a doggie kennel and store , and day care . It is great , long hrs 12 hrs shifts, tiring and lots to do /but I like it . well have fun in here and im missing all you alot . your like my extended family members . hugs All .diana
Apocalyptica Ft Christina Scabbia-sos (anything But Love)
Bound to your side and Trapped in silence Just a possession Is the sex or only violence That feeds your obsession You send me to a broken state Where i can take the pain Just long enough That i am numb That i just disappear (refrão) So go on and fight me Go on and scare me to death Tell me i asked for it Tell me i'll never forget You could give me anything but love Anything but love Does it feel good tonight Hurt me with nothing Some sort of sick satisfaction you Get from mimd fucking Oh stripped down to my naked core The darkest corners of my mind are yours That's where you live, that's where you breathe So go on and fight me Go on and scare me to death Dare me to leave you Tell me i'd never forget You could give me anything but love Anything but love Without any faith Without any light Can dare me to live I'm living a lie Inside i am dead So go on and fight me Go on and scare me to death I'll be the victim You'll be the voice in my
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WELL IM SORRY FOR BEING SOME WHERE ELSE . THINKING ABOUT MY KAGE AND MOM HELEN . AND THOUGHTS SPINNING AROUND IN MY HEAD , ITS BEEN SO HARD TO THINK KNOWING TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY . AND I'M THERE WITH HIM IN SPIRIT , PLEASE KEEP KAGE AND MOM HELEN IN YOUR PRAYERS . TY SO MUCH , I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED LOVE YOU'S ALL FROM KAGE AND I CHERIE AKA BREW . BLESSED BE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Sigh.....
Just thought id get a bit off my chest here. I moved into my new place and I absolotly love it! Except one thing, I live off a salary of 7.00 an hour, I never get to do anything fun. On top of that, my roof is now leaking. Im just really stressed about money, blah blah blah and I needed to get that off my chest. Although im still stressed. Ill be good though, I have the most amazing friends and the best boyfriend ever to get me though the hard times!
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The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those Who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought yo u might like to know what happened In a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, Please forward this story on to others So that our nation and people around the world Will know about those who laughed When they found out about the tragic events In New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery To a convenience store in a California town Named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred In New York wh en he entered the business To find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval And support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, Called his boss and told him Of the very upsetting even

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