Fubar Blog Posts 4

Stranger
i walked in this place with no intentions on ever meeting a beautiful woman that could help me forget all i've been going thru and ever since seeing you i'v ebeen wanting to know you don't know you but i've already had visions of holding you i'm sorry baby i'm not trying to scare you away i just believe if u feel it you should mean what you say so here's the truth i just wanna lay this on the line i'm so into your eyes and attracted to your smile forgive me if i seem nervous but i dont usually do this if i fumble with my words its basically cause im new to this so be patient with me let me get words in order hold on a second let me take a sip of some water umm okay where was at hmm let me see i was explaining to you why it is i'm feeling what i see look baby i don't know you but i feel like i know you and if given the chance one day i'm a show you that you can place your heart in my hands for me to hold and i swear to the heavens that i'll never let it go and i know

Taking A Break From It All
I wont be online for a while, some things are going on in my life these days that i can no longer keep a strong face about. There comes a time in everyones life when all they need is time... to sit back search their souls and learn who they are and learn how to pick themselves back up from the storm. I will check in from time to time but i will not be here for chatting... or bullshitting around. I can't say that i am fine anymore i just cant. Know that i love you all and that i miss you.

Wheres My Gun!
mother fucking people i swear..what, my accounts are THAT fucking interesting that ya need to try to get into them???? what the fuck i swear...as if its not bad enough my ex is trying to stalk me, now hes tryin to get into my accounts! oh and my sister in law from this last disaster of a marriage found me online too!!!!!!! so now im getting it from both ex's. ok karma....was i really that bad of a kid? i mean for real, both ex's?! they must be fuckin eachother, that would just be the icing on this cake right here!!!!

Do I Dare?
I sit with devoice paper here for my Goth..I wish not to sign but she lonely and find another.We are country's away.Do I dare sign I love with all my heart but do she really love him and he her?Goth no answer phone no answer Hell here I not know some one tell So far Goth so alone to long I sign?

Drama & Trouble Makers Beware
Just so you all know I've been getting harrssing emails from these people including my ex fubar hubby and his best friend, I got screen shots of them, if anyone wants to see so I suggest you block them if you do not want any trouble or drama guys, I love you all, any suggestions on what i should do about them? ~~Daniel~~RRSB~~@ fubar ~~Deliciously Evil~~Owner and co-founder of Raiders Royal Stealth Bombers~~@ fubar

Understand
A Lil Boy Stands Outside His Home Like Wild Animals The So Call Thugs Roam Lookin For Another Tear Drop To Place Upon There Face Afraid To Look Themselves In The Mirror Scared Of What They Will Face Could It Be The Mother Of The Lil Gurl They Raped What Bout The Father Of The Boy They Killed The Lil Boy Heard A Loud Nosie Then Upon His Face Something So Cold And Wet Rolled Down Taken Its Place On The Ground,Within A Few Days That Tear Drop Made Its Way Upons Someones Face. Thats Fucked Up All The Lil Boy Wanted Was To Stand Outside..

Time For Love
We search for more time with our children, We search for more time with loved ones. Men search and desire that time for the big game, Women search for more time to get ready so they can look the way they want. With all the things that we want more time for are all things that we love. So I ask you this, are the two four letter words very different? My thoughts are no, when you run out of time then you are all out of love. Without time you have no love, so to think that the time you have you should love every minute of. Soon enough you will lose life and with that there will be nomore time for love. So I urge you that everyday you take the time to love what you have and to love the time you are given.

Some Damm Good News
Ok first no the baby isnt here yet dammit lol Today has been a good day before lunch at school today there was an annocment that a local resturant was having a sorta job fair.So i swallowed my pride and went to job services on campus well when i got there the resterant people where at lunch too funny.So i sat and talked to AJ the head of job services everyone there calls her mamma aj cause shell kick yer ass if you do something stupid.Anyway we got to talking and she said he you have automotive experince right i was like yeah so she tells a good friend of her husbands has a shop and needs some shop help so i went down there did the app thing and talked to the shop mgr next thing i know hes like can you start at 2 tommrow i had to take a second the learn th breath again and i said yes.Then he hit me with another whopper they are gonna send me to a class to learn to do state inspections which once im certifited i will get a 1 dollar raise no questions asked all this on top of my teacher

New Poem I Wrote
By Jennifer Blakely. (please dont steal my work) i feel lost here with no way out in a constant state of misery like non before i look back on my past and wish i could change the things i said on the days when you were mine and nothing else mattered now im a shell of my former self never will i be the same again in the night i can barely breathe even in my dreams im haunted haunted of visions from my past that hurt and burn me to the core the once sweet memories now blaze through my mind with no escape i try to drown them what i wouldnt give to be free of them but they never fade always your face always your voice that brings it all rushing back why couldnt you just stay to keep me sane and rid of all this pain that kills me like nothing else you were the only one to ever free me from the demons inside

Chubby Chaser Application!!
Serious Applicants Only!!!! ~ Name ~Can you cook? ~Do you like thunder thighs? ~Why do you think you'd make a good chubby chaser? ~Can you handle a lot of women? ~Can you pick up the chubby girl your chassing? ~Will you vomit at the thought of me in a bikini? ~Sweets are a must, what are your favorite sweets? ~ Are you willing to plunge the toilet when I clog it? ~ Why are you attracted to a fat girl? ~ What's the skinnest girl you've ever been with? ~Are you willing to help me off the couch if I can't get up on my own? ~ Will you tie my shoes if I can't reach them? ~ Are you going to poke fun at me with all your friends behind my back, or are you willing to defend me? Application subject to change at any time.... Have FUN!!!

What's This Life For
Hurray for a child That makes it through If there's any way Because the answer lies in you They're laid to rest Before they know just what to do Their souls are lost Because they could never find What's this life for I see your soul, it's kind of gray I see your heart, you look away You see my wrist, I know your pain I know your purpose on your plane Don't say a last prayer Because you could never find What's this life for But they ain't here anymore Don't have to settle the score Cause we all live Under the reign of one king

11-08-07
Your mind is on business now and even if you don't work for a money-making operation (or don't work at all), you'll find that it's much easier to arrange your life so that it's moving closer to profitability. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Let make some F*cking Money!!!!!

All I Need
I hold your hand, so small and fragile your head close to my heart hold you so tight, joy to have you near me you are my princess, my queen, my army, and my jester you are all that i need, my reason to breathe to cry to love to hope i will always be there, happy to sit on your sideline happy to be the quiet hero.

Am( I ) A Bad American????
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks an

Funny
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting stewed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain." Man: "So what happened that is so horrible?" Farmer: "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over." Man: "That's not so bad, what's the big deal?" Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain." Man: "So then what happened?" Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. Man: "Again? So, what did you do then?" Farmer: "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right." Man: "And then what?" Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks ov

Wrong Way
What makes you touch? What makes you feel? What makes you stop and smell the roses in an open field? What makes you unclean? Yeah,Yeah What makes you laugh? What makes you cry? What makes our youth run From the thought that we might die? What makes you bleed? Somebody told me the wrong way What if I died? What did I give? I hope it was an answer so you might live I hope I helped you live I hope I helped you Live Somebody told me the wrong way

Funny
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do

House Wife/ Farmer
I love my family and I hated working so I quit. NOW I AM BORED! I can only clean house so much and play on the PC for so long! What else is there for a SAHM to do? I am not a PTO/PTA type of mom. I am no good at sports and I already have two college degrees and feel that more college would just be a waste. So now what is there?

I Should Know By Now....
You would think by now, I would know my way around, I shouldn't miss you so badly, I should be on familiar ground. How many more lonely years, must meander by, until I learn the lesson, it does no good to cry. What manner of iron will, must some people possess, to be always looking forward, to never accept regress. Perhaps if I was willing, to let someone take me by the hand, they could show me a happy place, in this unfamiliar land. Perhaps I'm only homesick, for all the joys that once were mine, I must accept that they and you, belong to another place and time. But I know that deep within my heart, there's a place where only you reside, and when the pain of loneliness comes, it knows that is where I hide. So if sometimes it seems to you, I'm clinging to the past, it's mostly because I can't yet accept, that our love didn't last. No matter how hard I try, I've yet to get over you, for the part of me that's still alive, believes you love me too. Maybe there will come a

State Of Mind
It's all a state of mind. Well if you didn't know, thats what StatMnd stands for. But at that time it took on a whole new meaning. Black, white, chinese etc. Being black or white or any race is a state of mind. If you stand back and look at you're surroundings you'll see what I mean. You have white people acting "black" and you have black people acting "white". It's really interesting if you look at it from the outside in. We as people have infiltrated and come accustom to each of other's state of mind so well, that people can't label a person by color any more. How a person acts isn't just color alone, again it's their state of mind. I had this epiphany one day while playing a video game, the likliness of all places. The character, who was white said, "I'm tired of people poppin caps in the hood, man" and the black character said, " No matter how hard you try you'll never be black." then a third character said, "Black is a state of mind.". All sort of things went through my he

Out Of Balance
out of balance ~Tony Martinez I'm not myself Yes I know this But when you've fallen as much as I have Rebuilding takes time I had everything I was king of the world I slipped and fellAnd lost it all So now here I am Out of balance Left with nothing Needing everything I will not ask for much Only that which I know you can give Want to give more? Be my guest But dont ask what more you can do For I will not tell you So until all is right Or at least until I can get my legs under me again I'll be out of balance Alone A shell of my former self

Valor
We fumble; we make mistakes Do you have the courage to listen to what your heart needs? Not everyone has the courage Most are paper tigers hiding behind egos and excuses. I choose to misbehave; I choose valor. I bleed for all to see. There are those that pledge the oath of blind loyalty. No matter what toxicity seeps throughout Will you cling to them Instead of being with those who can keep you honest? (I'd rather be alone than flirt with malignancy.) I live my life open I keep my words my confessions my prayers Free for you to mock, to praise to scorn Give me a life lived unabridged! I'd rather die than stay afraid. "Pobrecito hablador" My words will hit you face to face given the chance Not just in cyberspace Unlike the "poor little talker" The anonymous coward (the joke, the punch line) A wannabe tarot Magician minus the charisma.

I Don't Normally Do Blogs...
but I figured I should have at least one. And to mark this special occasion, I'll post lyrics to one of my favorite songs. don't ask what it's about, I'm not sure anyone really knows... All I can say is that my life is pretty plain I like watching the puddles gather rain And all I can do is just pour some tea for two And speak my point of view but it's not sane It's not sane I just want someone to say to me I'll always be there when you wake You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made And I don't understand why I sleep all day And I start to complain that there's no rain And all I can do is read a book to stay awake And it rips my life away but it's a great escape Escape ... All I can say is that my life is pretty plain You don't like my point of view You think that I'm insane It's not sane ... I just want someone to say to me I'll always be there when you wake You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with m

Agent Krash
I found agent Krash in a near by junkyard she had already fastened some weapons of her own . I was impressed to say the least as she had already disposed of some of the undead with out even a pistol. She was tough and resilant i knew i would need her apart of the team . It didnt take time for us to bond she seemed to know a lot of the landscape she had even known of the lab that bread Patient Zero , but had no knowledge of what went on there. She continued to prove usefull as we explored the vacant remains of the lab . It took know time at all to realize that this was a body farm. A place the government used to do chemical experiments on cadavers .So it came to no surprise that the virus know as salnium would have been bread here. I checked the lower compartments of the facility as Krash stayed topside i dint like splitting up but she was tough and could handle her own . We need to cover s much ground as possible my finding proved to be a success .What Krash found was equally

And Another For Good Measure...
If you don't know what this is, SHAME ON YOU. There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun It's been the ruin of many a poor girl And me, Oh Lord! was one My mother was a tailor, She sewed them new blue jeans. My lover he was a gambler, Oh Lord, Gambled down in New Orleans. My lover, he was a gambling man He went from town to town; And the only time he was satisfied Was when he drank his liquor down. Now the only thing a gambling man needs Is a suitcase and a trunk; And the only time he's ever satisfied Is when he's on a drunk. If I only list'nd when my dear mother said: Beware, my child, when you roam, Keep away from drunkards and all those gambling men, It's best by far to come home. Go and tell my baby sister Never do like I have done, But to shun that house in New Orleans That they call the Rising Sun. With one foot on the platform, And one foot on

Had A Great Chat Today With An Old Friend Hee He Isnt Really Old Hhahah>
My friend had advice for me and i think it is intresting and nice for him to help me to sort things out .Im clarified now and know whats best to do . I am happy with my life and someone I love very dearly with all my heart. awe but my friend is wonderful he helped me to see what i was doing wrong . now im ok i can think right > hugs all have a great evening. diana

Why Does It Happen?
Ok, where do I start? Recently, while I was driving to work, I was involved in a wreck. The teenage fucker who hit me, claims that I RAN A FUCKING RED LIGHT!! I was just leaving the stop light that HAD turned green and low and FUCKING behold.....here he comes in his 01 mustang. THE LITTLE FUCKER DECIDED TO RUN THE FUCKING RED LIGHT. On top of all that, he claims that his light was ORANGE!! HOW FUCKING STUPID. Lights are red,amber and green. I think the little dick sucker is just not wanting to pay cause his WHORE ASS MOTHER AND DICK SUCKING DADDY will take his mustang away. WELL THE FUCKING SHOULD. Yes by the way for all who wants to know the little fuckers name it is EDWARDO MENDOZA. And he lives on Holly lane here in Pampa. My insurance company is doing everything they can to make sure that EDWARDO pays. I too also want the litte coon fucker to pay. He couldn't mow enough lawns. Anyway......if this blog disturbs you OH FUCKING WELL. LIFE HAS JUST HANDED ME THE WORST HAND AND I

Two New Members!
I keep posting blogs and bulletins and it is working slowly but surely. We have Two New Members I would like you to meet! Please add them on yuor list! CW@ fubar Big Daddy carl HOTT BOMBERS OF FUBAR!@ fubar

Surfacing By Slipknot
Surfacing by Slipknot Running out of ways to run I cannot see I cannot be Over and Over and under my skin All this attention is doing me in Fuck it all Fuck this world Fuck everything that u stand for Dont belong dont exist Dont ever judge me Picking through the parts exposed Taking shape taking shag Over and over and under my skin All this momentom is doing me in You got my love livin In ure own hate Dripping hole man hard step no fate Show you nuthin but I aint holdin back Every damn word i say Is a sneak attack When i get my hands on you Aint a fuckin thing u can do Get this cause you Are never gonna get me I a

Mein Herz Brent
Now, dear children, pay attention I am the voice from the pillow I have brought you something I ripped it from my chest With this heart I have the power To blackmail the eyelids I sing until the day awakes A bright light on the heavens My heart burns They come to you in the night Demons, ghosts, black fairies They creep out of the cellar shaft And will look under your bedding Now, dear children, pay attention I am the voice from the pillow I have brought you something A bright light on the heavens My heart burns They come to you in the night And steal your small hot tears They wait until the moon awakes And put them in my cold veins Now, dear children, pay attention I am the voice from the pillow I sing until the day awakes A bright light on the heavens My heart burns

Sooo Lonely
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I WENT OUT. I DONT KNOW ANYONE IN GRAND JUNCTION, SO I SPEND ALL MY TIME AT HOME OR AT WALMART. I GO FOR WALKS ALOT. CONVERSATION WITH A YEAR OLD ISNT TOO INTERESTING. I LOVE MY SON WITH ALL MY HEART, AND I NEED TO GET A LIFE!!! DONT GET ME WRONG, IM A GREAT MOTHER, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE "ME" TIME. I HAVENT FLIRTED WITH ANYONE IN MONTHS, I HOPE I STILL KNOW HOW...

Stand Here With Me
You always reached out to me and helped me believe All those memories we share I will cherish every one of them The truth of it is there's a right way to live And you showed me So now you live on in the words of a song You're a melody You stand here with me now Just when fear blinded me You taught me to dream I'll give you everything I am And still fall short of What you've done for me In this life that I live I hope I can give love unselfishly I've learned the world is bigger than me You're my daily dose of reality You stand here with me now On and on we sing On and on we sing this song 'Cuse you stand here with me

Slow-cooked Garlic Smashed Potatoes (crowd Size)
Prep Time: 15 min ; Start to Finish: 4 hr 45 min Makes: 14 servings (1/2 cup each) No peeling, no boiling! Just add potatoes to the slow cooker with the other ingredients, and mash them a few hours later! 3 lb small red potatoes (2 to 3 inches) 4 cloves garlic, finely chopped 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup water 1/2 cup chives-and-onion cream cheese (from 8 oz container) 1/4 to 1/2 cup milk 1 . Halve or quarter potatoes as necessary to make similar-sized pieces. Place in 4- to 6-quart slow cooker. Add garlic, oil, salt and water; mix well to coat all potato pieces. 2 . Cover; cook on High setting 3 1/2 to 4 1/2 hours or until potatoes are tender. 3 . With fork or potato masher, mash potatoes and garlic. Stir in cream cheese until well blended. Stir in enough milk for soft serving consistency. Serve immediately, or cover and hold in slow cooker on Low setting up to 2 hours.

Movie Kraken
Kraken- Tentacles of the Deep 2006 Director: Tibor Takács Writers: Nicholas Garland (co-writer) Sean Keller (written by) Actors: Charlie O'Connell ... Ray Victoria Pratt ... Nicole Kristi Angus ... Jenny Cory Monteith ... Michael Jack Scalia ... Maxwell Odemus Aleks Paunovic ... Ike Nicole McKay ... Kate Michal Yannai ... Sally Mike Dopud ... David Emy Aneke ... Principal Elias Toufexis ... Keith Christa Campbell ... Emily Nene rating :5 (on a 1-10 scale) I wasted $4 renting this dumb movie and It totally sucks. The special effects looked cheap and cheesy. The characters were not easily relatable. The basic plot of this movie is this. Ray watched the Kraken kill his parents when he was a boy. When he is grown he wants to seek revenge on the giant squid. He teams up with an archeologist names Nicole to try to find the thing while she searches for the

My Home Cumming
Ok so where was I, Oh ya spending my first few days in a bubble. (if this makes no sence plzz read "MY FIRST FUCKING DAY") Ok so after a few days of chillin in the hospital watching all the crazy ppl pop by & listening to the earth shattering screams of the other lil babys I decided to get the fuck out of there, so I started smilin real nice @ my mommy & daddy every chance I got till they decided we should leave. The ride home was eventful, I learned several things most important of which is that my daddy has a heavey foot. (ya ya I know we now know where I get it from lol) Apon my arrival home I was overwelmed by the suprise of my young life all the crazy freaks that had been poping by the bubble to stare @ me were there & here is the big shocker it turns out I am related to over 85% of these freaks & the rest well lets just say they had nothing better to do lol. I was about to fake sleepyness & get a lift to my room to crash but out of the corner of my eye I saw HIM, damn was he

I'm Back
Always try to break me down Feelings now have no feeling He tore them all away Laughing at the misery That he left me in his wake There was a day I could remember The feelings I once did feel The blackness filled void All that’s left and all that’s real There was a day I once could feel And these tears did not fall Fighting begets fighting The building of this wall I hide behind the fear you gave me The blackness of it all This rage I feel inside The pain builds up inspired Caged dogs in heat can smell the meat Saved energy for the fire I'm saving the siege I save it all for you I'm saving this thorn inside So you can feel it too Pent up pain fuels insane Feelings returned to the giver Could you hear my cries? Throughout the night Did you care that I was dying? This thorn in my side I can't take the feeling And now I'm here don't forget To return to you the bleeding Now it's done My pain set free A death to this feeling I could have done what

What A Day!
What a busy day! My house is almost completely painted. Tomorrow they are going to come back and do a second coat in some areas and the trim. It is looking nice! Peter and I just got back from a parent/teacher conference for Christopher. She told me his grades do not reflect his ability. That he is very intelligent but just can't seem to sit still and focus to get things done at times so a lot of stuff doesn't get finished. Isn't that just dandy? It is better news then I thought. Highly intelligent but can't focus. Hmmm? Something I have always known but not knowing how to fix. Now my neck feels like it is just going to fall off, I am in a lot of pain. It sucks. I could barely sit through the conference. I walked on the treadmill today without moving my arms as to not hurt my neck but it must have hurt it anyway. It makes me very sad to think that I can't do that without the pain afterwards. This better be something the doctors can fix! Have a good night every

My Lil Ladies Man....
I picked my son up from his after school program today... this is the second day that he's went... He is 8 years old for all of you who don't know...and is as handsome as ever...(check the pictures)! So he's very shy and isn't a "tough" boy....but this kid was surrounded by girls.... they were everywhere! Screaming his name....huggin on him... I am in so much trouble when he gets older.....anyone have advice...

My Dinner Tonight. Among Other Things....
So yeah, here's a few photos of what I made myself for dinner tonight. If your Italian, you know what kind of food I made above. Pasta with chicken in the middle with meat sauce and Italian Sausage with cheese.. Then a salad with everything that makes up a full salad with soup. Known as Pasta fagioli..... With a long island ice tea..... So what do you think? Looks good? And here is four new photos of me. In other news today. I'm thinking of either deleting my account on a web site called Gamertagpics.com A site were people who play games etc would go to, to put a picture to a gamers face or something along those lines. I feel as if I'm the old guy on the site. I'm sure there are some people my age. Just don't seem to get many hits on that site. Who knows I might keep my profile just never go on it. Maybe once in a blue moon or something like my facebook account. I rarely get on that site and now with all these programs t

I Love Music
I LOVE MUSIC ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT GET YOU IN THE MOOD. CHECK OUT MY PLAYLIST ON MY PAGE. IF YOU CAN THINK OF SOME GOOD ONES I CAN PUT ON THERE SEND ME A COMMENT WITH THE SONG. I'LL MAKE SURE TO PUT IN ON MY LIST

A Desire Fulfilled
Lying besides you silently, Your lips pressed against mine The Aroma of tobacco, Intoxicating, Filling my nostrils. Your fingers playing, With my hair, And mine with yours, The warmth of your touch, Firing my emotions. Legs entangled, Arms encircled, Enticing, heavenly, We break free, happily.

Mom Day 2
I have Mom's dogs. Her little poodle mix is a neurotic little sucker and barks all the dang time!!! He wouldn't stop last night, so I got this great idea!! I called his vet in Beaverton and called my vet here and got his a prescription for Valium. That should shut him up good tonight. I also found out that I am going to need minor surgery. The OB/GYN is going to burn out the lining of my Uterus. Girl Stuff as Steve likes to call it. It will probably be the middle of December. I am not too upset about it, it will make my life a lot easier. Going to go finish cooking for the troops!!!

Yet Another Kid Has Joined...
Hey ya'll, Yet another kid of mine has joined fubar... This time it is Luke, one of my adoptees...He's a great kid and I will be helpiing him to improve upon his profile tomorrow...would love for you guys to help show him some fubar hospitality... Love ya guys and thank you so very much... Huggs and Kisses and much love... ~Sadie Grace~ still_trippen@ fubar

Sweet Mrs. Jones
Toward the end of the church service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight." she replied. 'Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

Twelve Greek Orhodox Priests
Twelve Greek Orthox priests from Patmos were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his privates and they Were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests Until she got to the final priest Father Euthimios. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and Fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Father Euthimios took a few steps Forward, and bent over to pick it up. Then......., all the other bells started to ring.

Happy Birthday To Me
WELL AS U ALL MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW MY BIRTHDAY IS NOV.10TH AND I KNOW ITS GOING TO BE SHITTY.... SEE THE LAST BDAY I HAD THAT WAS GOOD WAS MY 20TH I WENT TO BUSCH GARDENS WHICH MY FRIENDS PAID FOR SO I THOUGHT IF I WENT THIS YEAR IT WOULD BE GREAT..FUCK NO...MY FRIEND SAYS SHE'LL PAY BUT I DOUBT IT AND MY OTHER FRIEND SHE GOT ME A PASS BUT IT DONT WORK ANYMORE I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE BLOWN MY SCHOOLING OFF MORE TO HANG OUT WITH HER... NE WAYS..IM OK I SWEAR BUT NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE EVER REMEMBER ME ON MY BIRTHDAY SO I FEEL SOO ALONE ON THAT DAY..MY GIRL IS IN ANOTHER STATE AND I JUST HATE THIS. PLZ SOMEONE MAKE ME SMILE FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! MY MOTHER EVEN TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF WHEN IT COMES TO MY BIRTHDAY AND ALL HOLIDAYS TOO..MY DADDY IS ALL IN MY FAMILY THAT LOVES ME I GUESS BUT HE IS STIL IN HE HOSPITAL AFTER BEING ON LIFE SUPPORT TO LIVE..HES OK NOW THEY FIXED HIM...I LOVE MY DADDY! SO SEND ME SOME LOVE..A COMMENT OR GIFT I DONT CARE JUST TELL ME I AM SOMEBOBY AND NOT A NOBODY

Perfect Coffee.....
Brewing the perfect pot of coffee is really quite easy. best to use a stove top coffee maker....on a wood stove First, you put in one scoop for every two cups of coffee the coffee maker will brew. Fill with 12 cups worth of water. Bring to a rolling boil. allow to cool to a reasonably warm temp. keep on the warming plate all day. To brew second pot of coffee for the day, remove half the grounds, add three scoops of coffee, add water to remaining coffee to bring the level up to the proper volume, then bring up to a boil once more. You can actually keep the coffee going for a month using these techniques, once you start the first pot for the month, just keep adding to it. Now the nice thing about such coffee is that not only can you drink it, you can use it as an engine degreaser, parts cleaner and it will take the black powder residue off cap and ball firearms.

To The Perv Who Left The Nasty Comments
A woman is more than a physical attration Still U wonder why your comments get negative reaction I guess some girls like that type of attention all focused on their body;the mind is never a mention Don't assume all girls lack self-respect Get to know them first- make a bet---- between your lower anatomy and your heart This random girl could be the one you never part Stop judging a book by its cover- make her your friend before your lover.

To All My Contest Friends
How to comment bomb like a champ. Using Internet Explorer Step 1 - Write comment but dont send Step 2 - Hit Tab Button Twice Step 3 - Hit enter 5 times rapidly At this point the bouncer should come up Step 4 - Enter the code but dont send Step 5 - Hit Tab Button once Step 6 - Hit enter 9 times rapidly Step 7 - write in different comment and repeat When I hit enter I count to myself. It makes it easier. Also if you hit the enter button to many times on the second part you'll hit the anti spam trap. At that point just start over from scratch. Using FireFox Step 1 - Write comment and hit submit Step 2 - Hit the back button on yr browser Step 3 - Make sure comment is still in the white box and hit submit again At this point you should get the bouncer Step 4 - Enter his code and hit submit Step 5 - Hit the back button on yr browser Step 6 - repeat steps 4 & 5 After about 10 comments you'll hit the anti spam blocker. At this point just open up the page link aga

Missy Lost Her Level 20 Vip A Ccount Give Her Some Love
This Is Missy's Link For A Vip Giveaway She Recently Lost A Level 20 Vip Account And Is Starting Over Go Show Her Pic Some Love And Leave Her Some Comments For Her Giveaway.. All The Help Is Greatly Apprecitated! :D (repost of original

Random Survey
1. The phone rings. What is your ring tone?.. a funk song - came on my phone 2. Did you go anywhere yesterday?..yeah. to work!!! where else on a Wed? 3. Who was the last person you shared beds with?..my little ones 4. Favorite drink?..diet dr pepper (and add rum if i'm not driving!) 5. Does the person you like know that you like them?..yes - i'm not a private person 6. Last time you talked to your mom?.. few days ago as she's 1600 miles away at the mo (in NJ) 7. Where are you right now?..in the kitchen.. 8. If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?..yes 9. Favorite gadget in the kitchen?..the blender!! 10. Favorite pie?.. pecan 11. How is your hair?..nappy lmfao 12. Where's the last place you walked to? ..my son's room 13. Last time you had a sleepover?..... years ago 14. Latest you stayed up in the past week?.. midnight 15. What are you doing?..this survey 16. Have you been in a car accident?...2 (i wasn't driving) 17. W

Please !!!!
PLEASE RATE MY PICS AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM AND LEAVE COME COMMENTS PRETTY PLEASE!!!! When you are done let me and I will come rate all of yours and leave comments also!!! Come on if you area friend then be one also by talking to me! Love Maranda

A Clarification
I was hoping that I wouldn't need to do this but, so many people are asking me about this, I have to do something ... Firstly, I'd like to say that, in this day and age, I can't believe that I have to feel like I need to explain myself but, there ya go. In my "About Me" section, I mention two subjects which seem to make ladies run off, screaming (or maybe it IS my ugly face?): D/s Lifestyle and Polyamory. Let's take the easier one first? D/s is NOT about leather and whips and chains and pain and what-not. It's about dynamics of the relationship. It's about the fact that I am an alpha type personality and there is just no way that I can have a loving, caring "marriage"-type relationship with any lady that isn't "submissive". Let me explain a bit more: When I refer to the "D/s Lifestyle", put yourself in mind of "Father Knows Best" or "Make Room For Daddy" or "Leave It To Beaver". For those of you who are not part of my generation, think: "Little Hous

Happy Thanksgiving
The Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said to John, "I believe I may have offende

Someday
When I sit here and think my life is beginning to stink... Stress, Love and Being a mom the drama seems to go on and on... Once things start going well, Everything just turns to hell... The farther up in the world I get, the farther down I seem to slip... My head seems to be going crazy, the thoughts I have become so hazy... At times I think I've found a solution, but in the end theres no conclusion... The same old things bother me everyday, I wonder how long I'll be this way... One day I feel great the next I feel sorrow because I'm worried what will come tomorrow... I just need to stop and get it together and know SOMEDAY things WILL get better!!!

Thank You
I just wanted to say thank you to every one who sent me get well gifts and wishes. I'm trying to get to feeling better but this Bronchitis is kicking my butt. As soon I get better I will personally thank you all. Thanks again. ~ Will

Special Thanks
I WAS RECENTLY IN A CONTEST AND I DIDNT THINK I HAD A CHANCE OF WINNING. THESE PEOPLE WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND MY WILDEST IMAGINATION AND SHOWED ME THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE TO WINIF I EVER NEEDED ANY HELP AGAINTHESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD CALL UPON~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubartxmom of 5~ Always blessing never losses~SPB~~ Fusista's~club far@ fubarlogmaster200@ fubar~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ Fusista's Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar~Tina~Member of~ TheFlyByNight Family~IBN~Fusista's ~And anyone else who needs help !~!@ fubarchoppie@ fubarDAGWOOD-Bomb shell family@ fubarWill~~~~~ {{{after hours greeter}}}} fu fiancee to SouthernbiPrincess@ fubarFøøkêdµÞføøkê®@ fubar

What Is Love
what is love i never knew what love was til i met this girl it was love at first sight i love her more today i know what love is now ever we been though alot but we are making it so i really care for her

Naughtiness
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him away from all other girls Bless his arms that are so strong Put his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fuck And if my mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Sex is when a guys information enters a girls communication to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Big Chair
wouldnt it be amazing if you were to wake and find that you're not half the girl you thought you were both of us in agreement with the notion that we're even even with the difference in the score wouldnt it be exciting to be writing while we're fighting so the point isn't lost here we could work out an answer to the problem - thats the answer now what is your problem dear can it be that we're satisfied and mortified and gratified with equal opportunity can it get any hotter here i'm burning with anger now you're making me crazy oi oi i'm sitting in the big chair - dying oi oi i'm sitting in the big chair - dying suddenly i'm aware that i am sitting in the same position that i was this morning everything is in pieces all around me - haven't found me but there's something that is dawning on me what is it that we're fighting for does anyone realy know i'm asking a question is it worth all the waiting for isn't it best to go

The Return
I walked through the door expecting to be yelled at but finding only silence. I found you sitting in your chair flipping through the newspaper; you didn’t even acknowledge my presence. The only movement you made was to flip the paper over to finish reading the article. I’m not even sure I saw you blink; you just stared blankly at the page. You knew what you were doing; you knew if you ignored me I would be hurt. I had hurt you by being gone so long and now you would hurt me by not paying attention to me. I silently prayed that you would look at me, yell at me, see me, and punish me. I needed to feel something from you; the silence was too much for me to bear. I just stood in the doorway watching and waiting for you. I had entered on my own but couldn’t leave without being dismissed by you. I knew to stand where I was for as long as you wished. I had to remain quiet and await instructions from you. I wanted to cry, I wanted to break down sobbing just to rid myself of the

Men
so if ya red some of my other blogs you would come to know this situation....my husband has left me yet again for my ex best friend....yup the same one he left me for the first time! only this time it is OVER! now we have a son together...i feel sooo stupid for even thinking things could work out....i knew it! deep down inside...i knew...but i was in love....love..y does it have to turn the smartist people into dummies? he knew long before our son was born...he didnt want a family with her...so i was used...now he thinks our son needs to be around her all the time...like hes gonna change her...you cant change someone...they are who they are...you cant change something that doesnt want to change...and according to her shes perfect soooo what is there to change? he came to me a while ago telling me how unhaooy he was and how quilty he felt about everything...and now he wants me to feel sorry for him...he says he wants to be ther for me and help me thru all the pain i feel....how can t

To Make You Feel My Love
When the rain is blowing in your face And the whole world is on your case I would offer you a warm embrace To make you feel my love When the evening shadows and the stars appear And there is no one to dry your tears I could hold you for a million years To make you feel my love I know you haven't made your mind up yet But I would never do you wrong I've known it from the moment that we met There's no doubt in my mind where you belong I'd go hungry, I'd go black and blue I'd go crawling down the avenue There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do To make you feel my love The storms are raging on the rollin' sea Down the highway of regret The winds of change are blowing wild and free But you ain't seen nothing like me yet There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do Go to the ends of the earth for you Make you happy, make your dreams come true To make you feel my love

Anything New
I AM A GUY LOOKING FOR THE ONE WHO IS REAL OR JUST FRIENDS, IF U R WILLING I CAN TRAVEL TO YOU FOR FUN OR WHAT EVER THEY MIGHT LIKE TO DO I AAM A FREAK OF NATURE TRY ME IF U MUST BUT BEWARE I DO GET OUT THERE. LET ME KNOW WHAT U WANT TO DO. CAPTIANNNNNNNNN CAVEMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

A Wish
When dreaming I'm guided to another world Time and time again At sunrise I fight to stay asleep 'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place 'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape From the life I live when I'm awake So let's go there Let's make our escape Come on, let's go there Let's ask can we stay? Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me higher? To a place with golden streets Although I would like our world to change It helps me to appreciate Those nights and those dreams But, my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same The only difference is To let love replace all our hate So let's go there Let's make our escape Come on, let's go there Let's ask can we stay? Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me higher? To a place with golden streets So let's go there, lets go there Come on, lets go there Let's ask can we stay? Up

Stillness
Silence in all her emptiness beseeches me. Suffer and let the ache never lessen. All at once, I am alone. I am, myself, stolen. I reverently lay my head in the guillontine. How many others die so willingly? I am at once obselete. A feast of relinquishment laid out in farcical charade. The pain is cyclic and calls for me now. Contempt of self and of soul buries me 'neath the cold soil. My sorrow undying. My life unworthy of rescue. Thus am I free from scorn? Clearly not. Here my heart is euthanised as the dying horse who can no longer run. Empty, how ceaselessly empty. Pity falls from the eyes yet rage germinates in the lips. Spirit divided and yet so at peace. I weep tyrannically. And you will never see me. - written by Mordrid November 9th, 12:40 am

I Met Belladonna Today
I got to meet Belladonna today. What a thrill. I talked to her about fubar. She promised to get back online and say hi to friends and fans. Let's hope she has the time to do it. In person she is delightful and charming - not to mention stunninly gorgeous.

Because I Love Her
Because I love her ~Tony Martinez Why do I help you? It's simple Because I love her You my hated rival My worst enemy But for her Because I love her I'll do anything Swallow anything Bite my tongue Show you the respect you dont deserve All of it Because I love her It's a love you will never understand It's a love you will never match Because I love her I will lift you up Because I love her I will forsake all my needs Forget all my wants Deny all my desires Because I love her There is nothing I wont do Because I love her

Show Sum Ove
can you all stop by and show my friend some love, he has been helping me level up. i have been on the same level for over a week now, ugh!!!! so he has been trying to help me, and i would appreciate it if you all stopped by and rate his page, thanks http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=477704&albumid=652160&i=3371272253

Wow
So much on my mind tonight. All I want is a hug. I hate soul searching. I feel akward lately in social settings. I really don't have much too talk about. I watch sports, take care of children (school) and my family. I look at myself in the mirror and just frown. I lay in bed and wonder about what tomorrow holds. People drift in and out your life. Lately, the "friends" that I once had were only around me when times were good. I want to roll over in the middle of the night and touch the back of someone who sees me as a treasure. I must say that I am human and I want what every woman wants. A romance. I am such a sap today. I can't help but listen to "Somebody's Me" and cry lol. I am such a nut......I am really laid back and cool. Just the death of a friend of the family and an incident with a student in my class, has made me ultra sensitive. God bless and goodnight

Excalibur Radio ~ Scooter Bar / Xxxtreame Full Throttle Radio Battle
HERE IS WHAT I'LL SAY ABOUT IT... WORKING WITH EXCALIBUR RADIO WHILE SLADE WAS RUNNING IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE ON FUBAR... HOW EVER THE STRAIGHT ROCK AND METAL IS VERY HARD TO TAKE AND ALL OF THAT ALL THE TIME LISTENING TO IT AND PLAYING IT FOR PEOPLE... I'M NOT USE TO DOING SUCH A THING... BUT HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE DRAMA... I GOT MY OWN DRAMA GOING ON... AND TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU ALL SLADE IS NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HIM... AND YANKEE IS NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HER... EVERYONE I HAVE MET ON HERE HAS GOOD THINGS INSIDE ONE ANOTHER... I PROMOTE DRAMA FREE PLACES... WHICH IS WHY I DON'T GO BACK TO SOME OF THE OTHER PLACES THAT I HAVE WORKED AS A DJ AND PROMOTER FOR ON HERE... I WONT MENTION THOSE NAMES.. NEITHER ANY OF THE OTHER PROBLEMS I HAVE DEALT WITH IN THE PAST... I WILL SAY THIS... EVERYONE BOW OUR HEADS IN SILENCE FOR RESPECT TO ONE ANOTHER... CAUSE WE ALL SHOULD BE BROTHER TO BROTHER AND SISTER

A Lier Always Gets Caught........
FINALLY FED UP WITH BEING LIED TO AND TREATED LIKE CRAP, TELLING ME HE LOVES ME THEN SNEAKING AROUND WITH SOMEONE ELSE,MESSAGING, CAMMING U NAME IT HE NEVER REALLY CARED FOR ME.THEN HE ACTS LIKE ITS MY FAULT...TOO FUNNY ARE THERE ANY REAL HONEST TRUE MEN OUT THERE????? THIS GAME IS GETTING SO OLD

Looking In Amirror
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

My Angel
I am blessed with the love of a angel, who's smile is brighter than the sun, with eyes that sparkle more than any star, whose kiss is sweeter than the finest of wines and love more powerful than any drug, no dream could ever compare to my angel's presents, nor replace the tenderness of her precious kiss, for me my angel is a dream come true, and my love for her will last until the end of time, I will always worship the times we have and hold dear to my heart the linger of her last touch; until we meet again, each night I will look at the moon and say I love you to my angel, and be thankful for my dream come true!

My Love
I see you you're in my dreams my thoughts my fantasies You are the sunshine on a rainy day You are a child's golden laughter a mother's loving gaze I see you I hear you I feel you You are my joy my warmth my one true love You make every day a treasure You are my life's breath

My Love Is Like A Rose
Heavenly Father created the rose for us. It represents beauty. Its petals represents the gentle feelings we have for each other. Its leaves represents the outstretched arms, loving and giving. Its roots grow long and deep, gaining strength in every length and depth. I give this rose to you, for you are special to me. Each time you look at a rose, remember you are special to me. Whenever you catch its fragrance floating in a gentle breeze, remember you are special to me. If you should hold the rose in your hands and feel the strength in the stem, remember you are feeling the strength of my heart. If you should dig in the sweet earth our Father in Heaven gave us, remember you are seeing the depth of my heart. As you embark on your journey that will take you far from me, remember you are taking half of my heart with you. Hold a rose gentle to your heart, remember you are holding me. Every night as you gaze up in joyous prayer, remember as you think of me. One star und

Loves Sacred Bond
~ Love's Sacred Bond ~ When I lovingly look into your eyes I see the bond of love that ties A Sacred bond that none can sever that binds our two hearts forever Our two lone souls met by fate Two wild hearts that could relate with wild spirits others could not tame our love burns like a fiery flame The key to my heart had disappeared until you, my forever love, appeared You take my heart places it's never been Our spirited passions flying on the wind Unlocking love's mysteries of old as their great secrets to us unfold Their splendor is now ours to hold Mysteries of love more precious than gold Our nights filled with ecstasy's bliss Mornings greeted with passion's kiss I love you in so many ways You ever fill my nights and days... Everything our hearts ever dreamed of Strong as the eagle who soars above Soft and gentle as the purest dove This is our Sacred Bond of love... Memories of the heart to forever last Our nights of love in fields of long g

To The Fart
TO THE FART... At times it is silent, at times it is not at times it sneaks out and burns oh so hot! When you'd like it to happen, it just won't come out it hides and it waits till you're out and about! The evil ones reek and embarrass us so then laugh as they trail us wherever we go! I know it's a function we can't live without, but on a first date must they really come out?? Men light them on fire - it amuses them so women fight to be quiet so that no one will know. I can't figure why after eating good food the smell that results could kill many a dude! So here's to the fart, our warm smelly friend you begin in my tummy, then come out my rear-end!

Address For Holiday Cards For Wounded Soldiers
When you are making out your Holiday cards this year, please make out one, two or a few extra for our wounded soldiers. The address is as follows: A Recovering American soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 Of course they should/could be for Christmas....Hanukkah...Kwanzaa, or any other thing you can think of... or just in support of their healing... Thank you!

Lyrics
i'm through with standing in line for clubs i'll never get in, its like the bottom of the ninth and i'm never going to win life hasn't turned out the way i kinda wanted it to be i wanna brand new house on a episode of cribs and a bathroom i can play baseball in i wanna king size tub big enough for ten plus me. i need a credit card thats got no limit a big black gym with a bedroom innit join the mile high club at 37,000 feet i want a new tour bus full of old guitars my own star somewhere on hollywood boulevard somewhere between cher and james dean is fine with me, i'm going to trade this life for fortune and fame i'm going to cut my hair and change my name cos we all wanna just be big rock stars where the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap, i'll stay skinny cos i just won't eat hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars evry good gold digger will end up there, every playboy bunny with her bleached blonde hair, i wanna be a rock star, hey hey i wa

Turning Blue
dude wtf.. im so freaking cold.. i have long sleeves on and two sweaters on plus thick yoga pants on.. and im still cold.. haha one of my pics looks like my hand is blue. which if you reading this you should comment those pics.. i dont take pictures too often. do you think why im so cold is because i have been fasting for so long? its starting to scare me a lil..

Giveaway Finally Ove
Fire My Words I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HELPED WIN MY GIVEAWAY.NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES I WANT TO THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. ALL OF YOU WHO HELPED KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ALSO I WANT TO THANK " BIG' AND WILDCAT FOR HELPING ME JUST TO GET IN THE GIVEAWAY. WHO EVER READS THIS PLEASE GO TO THE LINKS BELOW AND SHOW THEM ALOT OF LOVE. THEY ARE GREAT AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE. *BÌG* ÇÖ-ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ £ÖÚÑGÈ~ Ñ RÄÐÌÖ@ fubar ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar

Finally....some Goodness...
For the past few months one of my work study students has been telling me you're going to love your birthday gift - I'm working on it, working on it, working on it...and I'm like yah - okay - sure - whatever... Well, tonight when I was talking to him, I was telling him how I was leaving on the 14th...and he was like WHAT? But your present isn't until the 15th! And I was like ummm...well, I'm leaving for NY on the 14th.... Then...he tells me what my birthday present is....box seat tickets to the Ducks Vs. the Kings at the Staples Center...open bar...and I'm like OMFG. There is no way... So, I proceed to tell him of my life for the past month or so....and I'm like now...I'm missing SportsFest (which is an event I work on & plan for about 3/4 of the year and I am one of the head refs for the event), I don't get to see my uncle (he was the reason I was going to NY early - he was diagnosed with Cancer a few weeks back, but he passed away two Fridays ago) and NOW...I'm going to miss

Private Message ( 18 + )
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u c

When The Rain Falls
I'd play a muted trumpet if I could on my front door steps When my neighbors heard it they'd know that it was raining Cheeks buldging like Dizzy's smiling like Satch Moe in between clouds of soulful riffs Smooth notes like the rain falling by the bucket full from a teasing thunderhead granted by God

How I'm Feeling
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know I love you I loved you all along and I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay

New Users Please Be Advised
NOTICE RULES OF KINDESS Hey whats up, if you just joined, WELCOME Ok Some rules of kindness... DOWNRATING is not nice and is not acceptable. If you dont like a photo don't rate it. people get irritated real fast and upset if you down rate someones page, photo. Or thumbs down there stash item. What is down rating do you ask? That is when you intentionally rate lower then a 10. This is like flipping someone off just more rude. If you don't like the photo or profile DONT rate it. Simple as that! Please take this in to note when visiting fellow members of the site and have respect for one and other. Im sure if someone came to your page or pictures and rated them all lower then a 10 you would be flipping out right?. Have some respect, treat others as you would like to be treated. What is thumbs down? pretty much exactly that. thumbs down on a stash item, Why is down rating so mean and not nice? It hurts peoples feelings, (yes feelings are real on the inte

Hahahaha.....
Your sweetheart or spouse isn't telling you something that is bothering them or that they want to change. You may not be able to hear it directly, so read between the lines and do your best to get at it. so yeah... if anyone has anything to say... you better tell me straight out... cause im not good at reading between the lines...

Cell Phones For Soldiers
CELL PHONES FOR SOLDIERS (CPFS) Cell Phones for Soldiers, a national nonprofit started by two Massachusetts teenagers, partnered with AT&T, which takes used cell phones and recycles them. With the proceeds, Cell Phones for Soldiers and AT&T buy phone cards for deployed soldiers. The national recycling program began on July 4, 2007. Already, Cell Phones for Soldiers has raised more than $1 million and has given out more than 75,000 phone cards to troops deployed overseas. In 2004, Brittany Bergquist, then 13, and Robbie Bergquist, then 12, founded the program to help members of the armed forces stay connected with their friends and family in the United States. AT&T's involvement in the program has helped broaden and expand it. Used cell phones can be donated at AT&T locations in Florida or mailed in a postage paid envelope. IT IS ABSOLUTELY FREE!! DONATE A PHONE It's simple and FREE – every phone you donate can help increase the amount of talk-time CPFS is

First Class Again
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of “Newsweek” and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loose all ove

Better
ok , im made thru the openheart sugery and doin alot better today , i get to go home on monday , im walking good and feeling alot better , very sore . but who wouldnt be after that , send me luv , just updating everyone

Lake Tahoe Storm
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lake Tahoe Storm By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The scent of winter fills the air of our cabin as I light the fire in our massive stone fireplace off in the corner of the living room. The floor is all hard wood except for the deep rugs about the room and the occasional large pillows stacked in the corners for more comfort while lying on the floor. Through the window I can see the lights shining off of the silvery snow for the night skiers at Heavenly Valley ski slopes. They are skiing the slopes of the Sierra Nevada Mountains and I have visions of your slopes in my mind. At this moment I long for your mounds over the ski trip that we have come to enjoy. Our leather chair and couch is

Getting Older
Well, this week flew by again~seems like these days just go so fast around here. I am in a rut being at home and I need some excitement. This weekend my 'baby boy' turns 5~! good for him....bad for me. this means that my birthday is right around the corner in Dec. Now I am not one to count years, but I am starting to feel old these days. My knees and hips hurt and my eyes...well, I need to go get them checked again. I just feel old. I want to do something with my hair but I also want to let it grow so I can donate it to Locks of Love when my daughter does hers. I am just stuck these days. I guess it's the holidays coming up. I hate it that the stores have bypassed Thanksgiving all together. I hate going to Wal-Mart these days and seeing and hearing all the Christmas stuff. It seems they put out Christmas stuff earlier and earlier each year. I love Thanksgiving time. I hate turning on the radio and hearing Christmas music now. I want to wait till after Thanksgiving to t

Boyfriend/girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22. what do you rate me outta 1-10(10 being best)

Reasons
I know things happen for a reason and there is a time for it all but when one is unexpecting it very hard to get thru and I know alot of you my friends has been rating my page and pics and sending me comments and showing my page love the reason I havent been returning all the attention is the lady I took care of passed away Tuesday night and I have been dealing with handling everything as soon as I can move on with this I will return all rates...Hope everyone is all safe and has a wonderful weekend.

Learn To Accept A Compliment....if You Deserve It......accept It.
Love is something if you give away, you end up having more. --Malvina Reynolds The other side of giving is taking. Many of us were brought up to believe that it's not okay to take, so we diminish admiration that people give us. "Oh, this old rag, I got it at a garage sale for next to nothing." This response to a compliment can take away the joy of giving it from the person who admired the way we looked. Giving needs taking to complete it. We can keep the cycle of generosity going by taking gracefully. A world without those who take would be unbalanced. When someone gives us love, appreciation, or a gift, we can show our real pleasure with a simple thank you, and stop thinking we don't deserve it. I can accept what's given to me today in the spirit it's offered.

Remembering Why By Cowgirl In Pink Please Read The Bottom For A Very Special Poem To All
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THAT I THINK THE FIREFIGHTERS HALL AND THE GUNS N HOSES LOUNGES ARE BOTH GREAT PLACES TO HANG OUT AND THEY BOTH STAND FOR SOMETHING GREAT THEY BOTH STAND FOR OUR TRUE AMERICAN HEROES AND YET THE LOUNGES FEUD WHY? IS IT NOT THE POINT OF HAVING A PLACE AT THE END OF THE DAY TO GO TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY OR NIGHT WHETHER YOU JUST CAME HOME FROM FIGHTING A FIRE, OR COMING HOME AFTER SAVING ANOTHERS LIFE OR COMING HOME FROM A LONG DAY OF SEARCH AND RESCUE, THE POINT IS THAT ALL OF YOU ALL FIREFIGHTERS,EMTS,PARAMEDICS,WHAT EVER PROFESSION YOU MAY BE IN YOU ALL DO THE SAME JOB YOU SAVE LIVES EVERYDAY PEOPLES LIVES LIKE MINE AND YET YOU WANT TO FEUD OVER SILLY AN POINTLESS STUFF. THESE LOUNGES WERE CREATED FOR OUR FIRST RESPONDERS A PLACE WHERE THEY COULD GO AND SIT AN RELAX AND TALK ABOUT HOW THEIR DAYS WENT, I THINK ITS HIGH TIME TO STOP THE DRAMA AND THE GOSSIP AND STOP THINKING THAT ONE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER. I DON'T WANT TO SEE

Worked Late Again
You've had to work late again and slip into the bedroom quietly trying not to wake me. I'm not asleep just pretending to be. You go into the bathroom and turn on the light, I watch as you open the shower and turn on the hot water then start to undress. I watch like a voyeur, I love your body; you adjust the cold and hot water then slip into the shower. I lay there listening and watching as the bathroom fills with steam, waiting for you to finish your shower and come to bed. I'm watching when you get out and start to dry off ,wrapping a towel around your waist, that just makes you look even more sexy, you towel dry your hair, flip off the light and come to bed. You ease in ,so thoughtful still trying not to wake me. Once you're settled your back is to me, I slip close up behind you and slide my arm around your waist and snuggle as close as I can. You place your hand and arm over mine" I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you" "You didn't I've been waiting for you" I say and press harder aga

Rock Star
i'm through with standing in line for clubs i'll never get in its like the bottom of the ninth and i'm never going to win life hasn't turned out quite the way i wanted it to be i wanna brand new house on a episode of cribsand a bathroom i can play baseball in and a king size tub big enough for 10 plus me i need a credit card with no limit and a big black gym with a bedroom in join the mile high club at 37,000 feet i want a new tour bus full of old guitars my star on hollywood boulevard somewhere between cher and james dean is fine with me i'm going to trade this life for fortune and fame i'm going to cut my hair and change my name cos we all just wanna be big rock stars the girls come easy and the drugs for cheap i'll stay skinny cos i just won't eat and we'll hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars evry good gold digger will end up there every playboy bunny with her bleached blonde hair, hey hey i wanna be a rock star i wanna be great like elvis but

Meatloaf
one cool trick you can play with another guys cell phone is call a wrong number then give it back to him and i did that last night to dave. then when the person called him back he just looked at me stupid like. dave needs a sence of humor.

What's Happened
As I look into the mirror All shattered and stained I am filled with terror And over come with pain What have I done it is the worst Nothing was won As I'm carried off int he hersch My friends wonder why Why I left this place I can see them from the sky I can still see their face The barrel was cold The end was quick I wanted to grow old The last I heard was a click The bullet went through right through my head all I really knew was that I was dead

Help
I have known this guy for 8 years and have worked with him for 4 of those in the beginning! I liked this guy back then and he was a little bigger then, however he had a girlfriend and I kind of knew her so did nothing about it. We lost touch for a few years and have just recently started seeing each other again as he comes into the club I work at> I stupidly told him last week (when I was drunk) that I had fancied like mad back then and still do! He couldn’t believe it as he thought he was not attractive because he was a little bigger (he has lost some weight now and still he is attractive to me. He responded by saying that he has liked me for that long and only wishes I had said something sooner as he is now married to someone else (not the girl knew)! He has confessed that he is not happy in his marriage. Nothing has happened between use and nothing has ever been started! What should I do! We get along great and are clearly attracted to each other! It is a bit o

To All My Awesome Friends Yet Again!!!
My beautiful dark friend Dark Queen has bought a Happy Hour tonight 8:00 pm est time. So for all of those you are online tonight let's burn it up!!!! She's one of my coolest friends!! I know I will be officially drinking my wine tonight celebrating great friends and contest over, lmao!! Bloody kisses to you all!! btw if you want to stop by and see this beauty here is her link!!! MINA!!!

Me! Cancer
MyHotCommentsCANCER MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments Traditional Cancer Traits Emotional and loving Intuitive and imaginative Shrewd and cautious Protective and sympathetic On the dark side.... Changeable and moody Overemotional and touchy Clinging and unable to let go LIKES Hobbies Romance Children Home and Country Parties DISLIKES Aggravating situations Failure Opposition Being told what to do ;) Advice (good or bad)

Crazy Rant
Ok so I am sitting here trying to do some of my college work and I notice that with the colder weather out side how many people just sit around and do nothing. I know that I should focus on my project so that I can pass this class but I really don't want to right now. All these papers are driving me nuts. With working and having a home I'm going crazy just trying to find time to do everything. I do have one thing to say I can't wait for the snow to start falling cause that would mean I get some time to relax and not have to do yard work. Alright I think I'm done bitching, thanks for reading.

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/9/07
I heard, ain't investigated guy that told me been on the money so far, that there is a car that will double park itself! WTF? So when your car hits a dog, or squishes your neighbors Tom Cat under a tire, who's going to be sued? Toshiba or w/e made the fuckin' computer? Or will it be the fuckin' idiot behind the remote?

An Ode To Her
lmao... my confession to codependency... my greatest obstacle to being who i know i am a strong independent woman capable of anything and everything Its not all on you my love I would never wish that amount of pressure We work so hard just to make it survive one day we'll know happiness what it feels to be truly okay until then don't stop holding on trusting me being you my everything my motivation to be a better woman and i promise we'll make it Artist SiteMore Videos Music Video:RUNNING (by No Doubt)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Priceless!!! Lmao!!!
LIZARD BIRTHING If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. " But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduc

Demon Crew
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Another One Bites The Dust
i find it funny when a cop dies and everyone is all upset about it. i mean the person chose that career and knew that one day they could be killed. there should be no memorial fund for them what so ever

Need Help!
I've got 33,002 Points to go to leveling up to Ninja. If you can help me get a little bit closer, that'd be great. lol This is the first time I've asked for this for myself, I know it's tacky but, eh, I wanna level up, dammit! lol I'll repay any favors, if you rate me, I'll do the same for you. I'll rate your stash, pics, etc. Storm

My Book
ok here is what i have finally decided to do. I have been writing for as long as i can remember. I have always wanted to publish my very own book of poetry. Well I have finally decided to stop talkin about it and just do it. SO i am currently gathering up everything i have written and also writting more stuff to add to the pot, and im gonna do it. so wish me luck!

Short Story 1
The car pulled out onto the lonely stretch of I-54. The government had abandoned that slab of road along time ago. Now only desperate people and truckers used that route. There had been seven murders in the last two weeks on that road alone. Marek peered out through the windshield. "This will cut our time in half baby. I promise, we're safe." The Buick Century proceeded down the offramp and onto the road. Not a single soul was around. Marek and Laura had been traveling for days. They secretly hoped to elope in Vegas where Laura's mom couldn't reach them. She being all but 18 and Marek a rebellious 24 year old. The two of them knew it was love, but Laura's mom felt differently. The car proceeded without a hitch for about twenty minutes. The radio was playing a lonesome Hank Williams song and the hum of the tires against the road and lolled both into a comfortable haze. "Just think, a few more hours, and we will be Mr. and Mrs. Marek Tobins. No one can touch us t

Laptop Issues
Well my laptop is staying on now. For a couple days earlier this week it would shut down every time I moved it, or if I was holding it, everytime I moved. Got quit irritating. It would go through the normal shutdoown, closing all the programs. After playing with it a bit I found a stop on the back I could press and it would shut down... and start up. So I changed the actions that happen when you press the power button to do nothing, and the laptop has not shut down since. Of course when I want to shut it down now I have to change it back. David broke a key on his laptop. Since Icould not tell what he had done with what he was saying over the phone, I took off a key too so I could see what was underneath. Damn little pieces... Took me 30 minutes or more just to put it back together. I need new glasses lol. and no Kandy I don't need bifocals lol. A That all happened earlier in the week and I am just getting around to blogging. Now if I could just get yahoo messenge

What's Up With That?
Funny how sometimes the Horror-scope seems completely off base, and other times, well .... Your emotional state is pretty intense at the moment -- it may be a new romance, or some new issue that is getting you excited. Try not to worry too much about whether or not it's going to work out.

No Responce From Me !
I haven't been on here to Yak with anyone for the last few weeks , Sorry bout that . I've been up against some extreme shit, long story short ,my youngest son was on trial for a car wreck & the courts found him guilty & sent him to prison ! I will never believe this wreck is all his fault , nor does the rest of our family believe this . In the mean time , I've had my oldest son back to the veterans hospital & we need to go back again.For now I'm just trying to stay focused & on track , Not an easy task. I have 2 wonderful boys that are now screwed up by the systems & hopefully some way I can help both of them, with all of this . I hope everyone is doing OK & I'm looking foward to Yakking with you all again. Take care ,Lakoda

What Happened?
This blog will probably resonate more strongly to the 40= crowd but I think it speaks to everyone. And please don't think I'm saying I had to walk to school uphill both ways and wear shoes made from a bear I shot for breakfast, I'm not, but: something has changed in the basic core structure of american culture and I'm not talking about the war and I'm not talking just post 9/11. Growing up, small town upstate NY, there was a different sense of who we were as a people and as a nation. Threre was, for lack of a better word, a sense of optomism I'd say up until about 1978. If you remember, the economy fell, but we always knew it would get better, human/civil rights progressed slowly but steadily forward, we had protested a war and, for the first time, young people had not kept quiet and remained in the background. Music and the arts experienced a rennissance of a sort. Rents, even in NYC, were realistic and the average working family could buy a home on one person's paycheck. If th

Why I Love My Friends....
I send Chris a text telling her that there is only one theater in this state doing Horrorfest. And it's one hour away. She pretends to pitch a fit. She sends me a text asking me if i want to go. I already had the directions printed. lol

I Can't Belive I Even Wasted My Time. Read Bottom To Top
For anyone that reads this...this may make me look like the bad guy, is he not in the wrong as well? Comment are greatly appreciated! (sorry for all the extra stuff headers and what not) Hide header Date: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:10:47 -0700 From: Size: 5 KB To: fu1313918@fubar.com Reply-To: Hmmm yeah that is what I thought. See maybe you should learn to talk to someone first, before you just start mouthing off. Not everyone is "like you" or thinks like you...obviously you have not figured that out. Just because someone grows up around "white people"( as you put it) does not mean that they have "forgotten" whatever it is that you seem to think that people forget. I am proud of who I am. I am a mother, educated, and self sufficient ... on top of that very happy with every aspect of my life. You have shown your ignorance and intollerance of the differences that we have in this world. Come on, we live in the world largest melting pot...or do you not know that.?? Yo

Is "he" Really Out There,somewhere?
My mind screamed out "Make love to me" My body screamed out "Make love to me" He did more than that Without a word Without a thought He touched, licked, kissed, nibbled, and sucked on places that my body thought had lost feeling Passion, Desire, Lust He knew just what I wanted > From the top of my head to the tip of my toes I shivered Cried out Then fainted The rush of sensation passed through my body It made all the tiny hairs stand up on end Just a touch and all of my feeling came back to me > From just his touch I fell asleep that night - peaceful Only to awake the next morning and realize that he was already gone Just a dream I don't know; but when he comes back we shall start all over again and again and again

Harrassment Is For Sissies
It's lovely to know that grown people who act in an intelligent manner any other time will get on here and harrASS people who are minding their own business....to the "Dog" who came by and dropped the asinine comment on my page earlier...."STICK IT" ...and when you get enough balls to talk to me as an adult without the blocking BS....come see me,but really I must let you know that you aren't worth the effort of going to your page and leaving you a comment.....You have yourself a wonderful day now,ya hear....

November 9, 2007
OMG!!! I really need to listen to this horoscope. I have a decision to make that will affect someone else's life. I am so stressed out about making this decision because I don't know how things concerning this decision work. If I make the wrong decision, I will feel terrible and responsible for making someone else's life harder than it should be. For November 9,2007 There's too much at stake for you to make up your mind easily. It's a situation that calls for more information, but you may have a hard time tracking down the facts. Try to settle down and wait for clarity.

Ensign: Why We Pray
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 9 November 2007 After our youth group met and played sardines (a reverse hide-and-seek where you find the person hiding and hide with them until everyone's scrunched like . . . sardines) in the church basement Wednesday night, we went around the group in a closing prayer. Most of the younger and older people there aren't great speakers --including yours truly. When it came to mentioning one thing they were thankful to God for, most were heartfelt and thoughtful, even though I'll admit some were surprising and silly to my ears. But nothing's too trivial or silly to God; He didn't send His Son Jesus to die for our sins by any degree of severity (it's not more important that He died and rose again so you could ask forgiveness for mu

Things Men Need To Know
Things Men Need to Know 1. The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl. 3. If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding. We're watching because of the butts. 4. If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday. 5. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. 6. Don't fret if you find out that the postman delivers more than once a day. 7. Please don't drive when you're not driving. 8. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. 9. Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths that you take. 10. If you were really looking for an honest answer you wouldn't ask in bed. 11. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubberneck

Broken Fences
When you decide to look deep inside You will see what you've been trying to hide Hurt, anger and much despair Lies and broken promises are hard to repair One good thing to always hold Getting forgiveness is rough, truth be told The hardest thing to bring back to life Is patching up hard feelings cut by a knife Remember to be cautious in mending fences Things took this long in coming to your senses Be strong, honest, and straight forward Most will forgive and lend a hand in reward Always look back on past mistakes Never repeat bad things for heavens sake Treat others how you want be treated Freindship is sacred and very much needed

Going Back To Va
Ill be going back to va like the first week on dec im so happy i finally get to leave here i do feel kinda bad fro everyone else left here but it is my time to come home ill let ya know once im back and all set up i will post a new blog

Best Of..........class In Session!!
I'm doing you guys a favor, so pay attention here. This is for your own good. Well, that and your partner's. Trust me - she IS thinking these things, she's just afraid to tell you because you might get your wittle feewins huwt. Which is too bad for everybody, because sex really isn't that difficult, if you just talk to each other about what makes it good for each of you. So -- pay attention. 1. Stop talking so much during sex. I don't mean "oooh, baby" "God, that feels good," "Oh, yea," etc. I mean, sex is not the time for a running conversation. Don't ask, every other minute, "Is this right? What do you want me to do next? Do you like this? Do you like that? Do you like this? Do you like this? Am I doing this right? What do you want to do next? What do you want to do now? Do you like this? What do you want me to do next? Do you like it when I do this? Want me to [whatever]? Does that feel good to you? Am I doing this right? Do you want to [whatever]?" Are you seeing a patter

Veteran's Day & Veteran's Day Observed
Sunday is Veteran's Day. On Monday, everyone gets a day off from work, banks arec losed, and most people will sleep in. I will not. I will get up at five and go for my run. Then I will call my Father around 6:30. I will say; "Thanks for serving Dad. Happy Veteran's Day." He'll say much the same back to me. I have about 20 of these calls to make, plus a few emails for those that are still active. In Seattle, there's no parade, no special recognition, as far as I know there's not even a John Wayne movie on TV this weekend. As a soldier I was shot at, cursed, spit on, written off, poisioned, relied upon, underestimated, tested, allowed to grow, and occasionally even thanked. As a veteran I've been cursed, spit on, threatened, ignored, and occasionally even thanked. I don't sleep much. I often don't get along with people. I have flashbacks and nightmares. I have PTSD and am a disabled veteran because of it. I'm pretty much ok with all of that, because I se

Passion For Another.. (post Break Up Peice)
Passion for Another.. (Post Break Up Peice) By: Travis Smith 11-6-07 *sighs* Where do I begin? These past couple of months have some of the hardest times I've ever faced in my life.. Although I've taken care of most of my problems with school and other things. But here lately the more and more I get to sit and think about what happened between me and you, I just don't get where we went wrong if everything was apparently so right. I'm not the type of person to go around and beat a dead horse because it's not worth the time or effort.. I came to realize something and ironically it took a phone a call to realize what I want. See as I was talking to this person she had asked me what happened, and how things were. I didn't lie, I told her about all the good things, and that I'm honestly having a harder time with this than I thought. I know that not everyone can be made of steel because it's not in our nature to do such. We're supposed to think and feel and love and carry on.. Wel

Nov. 9th 2007
Today I have an Interview, it's not much (the job) but it's money... Funny thing is, I am scared shitless, I mean its been a while since I've been in a interview, and the fact that I really need this job makes it worst. I havent a thing to wear so I have to head to mervin's when they open and try and find something nice,which I am probably the only girl in the world who hates shoping for cloths. :) In other news I finelly took the math part of the test last night for my G.E.D, yes I was a trubled dumb ass kid in my day so yes I did drop out off high school, and am now suffering because of it! hey I can't change the past so no need to get in to that right, anyways back to the G.E.D thing that is the 4th part so now I have one more, the Writting part... ( can anyone say yeepy ) anywho wish me luck. I wish I could right more but I really have to get going so L@t3R D@yZ!!!

I Need Some Advice
I have been seeing this guy for the last 4 months and then two weeks ago he started acting a bit strange and now I havent seen him in over a week. I don't cheat but I am interested in someone else and I dont know what to do. How can he be my man if he doesnt come to see me or reply to any of the messages that I text him? I really care about him but i dont feel that I should just let him string me along!! What should I do?? Help me out please!!!!!!!!!

Another Update
Well, almost 2 months in the sand, and it is interesting. Not that it is not fun, and I don't enjoy it, but there are things that make it interesting. The locals drive like maniacs. Luckily they are not shooting at us. The speed limit is 120, but yet everyone seems to drive about 180. That's KPH, not MPH. I enjoy my job, but miss life in the states. I have managed to keep my spirits up, and do wish that I could have a cold beer, but it's a no no. I miss being on FUBAR. The internet in my room is so slow, that and with PC problems, it is literally slower than dial-up, plus add in the latency, and you are looking at a true speed of about 2 kbps. Oh, and it lags out so often that it is impossible to get anything with pictures to load, let alone the ticker. I have gotten to do some high speed cool training. Competed in the NonCommissioned Officer of the Quarter Board. In a college class. Seen a whole bunch of colors of camels I did not know existed. Yes,

Sexual Taste In Me..
You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will guide, Just listen to our song Making love all night long, The flames of passion, desire and love Is taking control over us, You put your hands in my breast, As I feel a sensation so exciting, When you kiss my nipples with your eager lips Every time you do that, It gets more and more fulfilling Let me feel those sensations, As I feel yo

Twelve Animated Films In Oscar Race
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Full Story:http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=6521&count=0 Twelve movies are under consideration for the animated feature film Oscar category, meaning there will be three nominees for the category. Submitted features are: "Alvin and the Chipmunks," "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters," "Bee Movie," "Beowulf," "Meet the Robinsons," "Persepolis," "Ratatouille," "Shrek the Third," "The Simpsons Movie," "Surf's Up," "Tekkonkinkreet" and "TMNT." "Chipmunks," "Beowulf" and "Persepolis" must still complete a portion of the qualifying rules to advance in the voting process. Of the 12, four are cel-animated: "Aqua Teen," "Persepolis," "Simpsons" and "Tekkonkinkreet." That's a big jump from last year, when there were only two cel pics. "Alvin" is a combo of live-action and CGI animation. The rest are CGI toons, with the exception of the performance-capture "Beowulf." Before the list was unveiled Thursday, the

Jus Wondering
is my heart something to play with? lately it seems like my heart is the latest toy to be played with and i am tired of being hurt over and over again. i am so ready to just give up on everything...i have nothing left to live for

Help Me!!!
Okay, I started my christmas shopping last month and I pretty much have ideas for everyone, except my little sister. I need some good ideas people. She'll be 14 at the end of January, she's in Girl Scouts, does soccer and cheerleading and she goes to a private catholic school. She likes music a lot, like, little kiddie wanna be punk shit. She likes movies, but not books (Harry Potter). Oh yea, she's the baby of my family so she already has everything she can ever want. What should I get her???

Cee-lo (gnarls Barkley) - Closet Freak * My Theme Song
Cee-Lo (Gnarls Barkley) - Closet Freak Yeah.. ooh.. You so freaky.. You so freaky shorty.. Ooh you so freaky.. Shit, you so freaky shorty.. Uh uh, you so freaky.. Ooh Lord, you so freaky.. Mmm uh, you so freaky shorty.. HAH HAH!! [ Cee-Lo ] Now everybody that's grown got skeleton bones they got hidden away Yes y'all there's a freak in us all, yet some choose not to say You can't let those who ain't yet, make you they lil' ball of clay Be free and express yourself, nastiness comes naturally Listen to me now It could be the way I wanna freak a song, tattoos, or the way I dress Or it could be; I wanna walk my way and refusin to follow the rest Or when people haven't been where you been and they say you still going too far Or when you wit ya girl and Pull over and fuck somethin in the back of the car [ Hook ] I'm a freak! A closet freak! A freak! Awwww a freak! [ Cee-Lo after each pause in hook ] I'm so excited, go on and say it Oh I'm a freak,

When I'm Gone
WHEN I'M GONE [written by Brian Vander Ark] Another question Hangs in midair. There's an answer, I know it's out there. Will anyone be aware When confetti falls on my empty chair? Like a one, two punch, A surprise attack come at dawn. Will they miss me when I’m gone? Everyday, The search seems necessary. A final play, A desperate hail mary. There's so many things that I may have missed. I hope the answer is as simple as this. Will my friends be brave 'Till someone plays my favorite song? Will they miss me when I’m gone? Take a minute from their lives one by one, And remember everything I had done? And everything I’d been? Or will the world just spin on and on? Will they miss me when I’m gone?

My Heros Folder(heros On Fubar) Video Please Take The Time To Watch This
~My hero's folder(hero's on fubar) video please take the time to watch this~ Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com ~ These are the hero's from the video please go show them some love for Veterans Day~ thelatinromeo77@ fubar Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar soldierboy2007@ fubar armyssg@ fubar Soldier1977@ fubar Foxy

Flanders Fields
IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.

Hubby Not As Fix It?
This man and woman got up for work one morning and the woman said, "Honey, the refrigerator needs fixing." The man said, "Do I look like the Maytag repair man?" Then she said, "The car also needs fixing." "Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?" So the man went on to work, and when he finally got home, the woman said, "Oh I got the car and the refrigerator fixed. The man next door fixed them." The man said, "Well, how much did he charge?" "Well," she said, "He said I can either sleep with him or bake him a cake." "Did you bake him a cake?" "Do I look like Betty Crocker?"

And We Let The Music Sing.
sooooooooooooo last night [vince ur gunna love this] last night i was in the workshop doin my wood work. and i could here this voice. talkin to my gran,so being my curious self i walked out there and OMG this guy was sitting there,he was a splitting image of otis/charles manson,long hair/beard etc. and hes like hi. n im like hey hows it goin,he then tells me he's my dad's cousin Mark AHHHHHHHHHH i was like fuckin eh a long lost firefly relative lmao he was a hoot we yacked for hours. but yeh when i saw him im like dude rob zombie called he want otis' look back lol he even sounded like ole driftwood there haha wish i had a camera to show u all! so thats my story. oh yeh and i find myself falling in love with my sexy friend Cindy ;) love ya gurl.

Heros On Fubar (from The Bulletin Board) I Didnt Make This, Just Thought It Was Very Nice, Go Show Them All Sum Love :)
~My hero's folder(hero's on fubar) video please take the time to watch this~ Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com ~ These are the hero's from the video please go show them some love for Veterans Day~ thelatinromeo77@ fubar Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar soldierboy2007@ fubar armyssg@ fubar Soldier1977@ fubar Foxy

In Need Of That Level Ten For A Lonuge
I AM WANTING TO GE THIS 10TH LEVEL SO I CAN MAKE A LOUNGE FOR EVERYONE MANLY TEXANS I JUST THINK THERE SHOULD BE ONE FOR US WHY NOT HAVE A TEXAN MAKE ONE. BUT EVERYONE WOULD BE WELCOME.. THANK YOU ALL CAPTAIN CAVEEEEEEEEEEE MANNNNNNNNNN

Show Me Your Tits And Other Slanders Stuff
I get angry when I see someone take the time to upload a photo of themselves just to read some of the comments degarding you in some way. The number one being let me see your tits or in nicer terms your NSFW. I'm sorry but if your spending your entire time on here and you cant break too look at a freakin porn site then you have problem. Why must you hound somebody to oogle at a body part. Have you never seen boobies before( or if you play for the same filed a cock) I have nothing against nudity I in fact love tits but I'm not going to go out of my way to see them. If someone has them marked as private, respect them enough that is what they want, privacy some people on here have NSFW pics up by the ten folds and thats fine it's their choice go hagle them for a while they probbaly love to have people look since all you have to do is Fan them. I know a lot of guys might read this and I write to me how lame for not seeing a womans breast. Hey I can look at breasts when ever I want to and

Nov 9th
Day of Remembrance for Queen Sigrid Friday November 9, 2007 All Day (This event repeats every year.) Location: Midgard Notes: Sigrid was offered marriage to Olaf Tryggvason, the Christianizer of Norway. The condition was that she give up the religion of her ancestors. She refused to do this, and Olaf ignobly slapped her across the face. She played a key role in his downfall to pay him back. Today, meditate on the glory of strong women who will not compromise on matters of honor.

Chastity Weekend
well, it's a three and a half day weekend... so, I've decided to wear my chastity belt all weekend... that's right, no stroking, just being teased and unable to do much about it. this weekend will include a lot of being out and about getting the car worked on, a road trip from DC to Philly, and possibly a play date. so, it should be an interesting weekend of straining erections. wheeee... wish me luck. anyone want to join me and hold onto the key for me? -weg- saturday update: ok, so, when i'm not being directed by someone i have no will power. 8-(

Down Raters...lol
I so need to bitch again..lmfao Ok so I can understand that everyone has different tastes and not everyone finds me as drop dead gorgeous as the men on my page..LMFAO JK JK JK...LMFAO I kill me.. Anyway, but I think that ppl should have to have a default pic to be albe to rate you. This person rated me a 2 or sumthin so I went to his page and he had no pics..LOL WTF So I said, if your gonna downrate at least have balls to post a pic. Then I rated him a 11. LMFAO My grammy says kill them whit kindness... Ok so Im dont bitchin. Just gout outta the hottub and my ass is feelin great. Have a great afternoon.. Peace..MsMaine PS..If you noticed that I have changed y locatin again today, I am playin this game called where is the world is MsMaine...Everyday I will change my location and if you guess the right one youll get 1000fu-buck. Ok I will post more info in a new blog. PEACE...MWAH

My Zodiac Sign
CANCER - The Beauty MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

Do'n~ The Friday Dance
Hello & TGIF my fun Friday loving Fu's I hope this finds you with a fulfilling week behind you & a wicked, wild & wonderful weekend ahead! I still get 'happy feet' when Fridays roll around ... I guess from being drug to honky tonks in my youth ... till my teen years and the weekend dances ... Has effected my way of 'welcoming' the weekend even to this day. I did a BLOG about a year ago on the subject if you wanna read a 44 year olds outlook on "breaking down" or "bust'n a move" ... If I recall it was a funny piece (at lease it was FUN to write) *wink* So sorry to give you a TWO link blog, but I took todays "lighten up" and put a whole 'theme' with it here: YOU SHOULD SEE THIS but heres a small less impressive version below, I leave you with that as a make my exit: *departs doing his very best Saturday Night fever strut* L E T'S

Hope You All Have A Great Weekend.
Me and some friends from school will be leaving tonight for Gatlinburg. Ill try to take some pictures while Iam down there and post them up here on Fubar. Till then you all have a great weekend.

I Remember When.....
So I actually just realized that I by far bypassed my one year on this site, and along that came the nostalgia of reminiscing on how Baby J's Lost Cherry got all Fubar'd up. *I remember when Lost Cherry only had 10,000 accounts, (I wont say members because in honesty half of those accounts were inactive...) *smiles* * I remember long before everyone was a Dj or a lounge owner. * I remember when the only bull spam was genuine interest or just purely chain quiz thingies. * I remember when NSFW was purely human nudity. * I remember when the "support" actually had time to talk to people in conversation rather than sifting through site drama.. or those non human nsfw pics. *I remember when LC didn't have ad's or sponsors. * I remember way back in the day when Fornicates was level 10 ;) *grin* * I remember when we finally got blogs, and everyone went completely blog crazy with everything from "I cant think of what to write" to actually educational informative blogs ..

Ratings
I am such a nice and friendly girl. Why does someone have to piss me off by down rating me. Now I know I am not a 10, not everyone is, but if you can't rate me a 10 then don't rate me at all. I don't rate those I can not rate a ten. Rating them a ten does not mean you find them attractive, just that perhaps you liked something on their page. Anyway, I'm done babbling..

Hold
hold hold hold I see the long hand turn to twelve I see the winters offer themselves They wish the tears from me But I give them nothing! Hold hold hold You wonder why I am still here you wonder why I dont kill you dear The time is right for you soon the time will come when I kill you Hold HOLD! HOLD! I see the long hand turn to twelve I see the winters offer themselves They wish the tears from me But I give them nothing! Hold hold hold You wonder why I am still here you wonder why I dont kill you dear The time is right for you soon the time will come when I kill you

Men Will Appreciate
But... I was once told..."If you don't do it; someone else will..At least try it once...and he will appreciate you for it" This applies to EVERYTHING not just SEX !!! 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it

Days Of Our Lives
As today is here we look towards tomorrow wishing, waiting for it to be better. In the meantime neglecting today, before you know it today is gone. Now you are on tomorrow and what are your thoughts, that would be looking towards tomorrow. If we took today and used it to the fullest then we would have no time to worry about tomorrow. Imagine how much more of today we would have for the family dinner or helping the children with homework. Being parents means taking the time for our kids. We are giving our kids to the streets. What we do today reflects on our tomorrow. So why ponder tomorrow before you have lived today. As the days of our lives come and go what do you want to be remembered for, what you could have done or the legacy of what you did do. So lets take our kids off the streets and show them how to use today to it's potential since they will have tomoorw to do the same.

. :george Thorogood And The Destroyers - I Drink Alone
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself Every morning just before breakfast, I don't want no coffee or tea Just me and good buddy Wiser, that's all I ever need 'Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself The other night I laid sleeping, and I woke from a terrible dream So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's, and his partner Jimmy Beam And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself The other day I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead Just me and my pal Johnny Walker, and his brothers Black and Red And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself My whole family done give up on me, and it makes me feel oh so bad The only one who will hang out with me, is my dear old granddad And w

Believe In Santa Claus
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" she snorted...."Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous cinna

Why?
i guess its depression but i ask myself why do i have to feel so alone? why dont men want a woman who can love, be faithful and want nothing in return but their love? why do i go to bed alone and wake up alone crying? why do i live on a dream of someone loving when they satre so damn far out of my reach? why do i believe the I love you's when I love you are thew three most sacred words in the world..why does my heart get broke time and time again? i keep telling myself that in time the pain will end and some day just SOME DAY.... Will the SOME DAY ever come? will it only be when i lay my head in the ground to rest that happiness will finally come....

The Tablecloth
The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc., and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else t

Why? Why? Why?
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a s

Rate And Fan Me One And All 350points To Go!!!!!!!
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Tax
What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts R

Suzy
My Suzy I was alone and sad Miserable and tormented Then I met you You uplifted me to new levels of happines You fill my heart with joy A joy that I have not felt in years Your voice is that of an angel It soothes and calm my heart Your words inspire and enlighten my mind Your beauty blesses my eyes You may be the part that is missing The part that makes me complete. From, Nook Nook

If A Dog Was A Teacher
If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout , run right back and make friends. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

~bait & Switch~
Ok here is the deal. One of my many sisters is going out on a date this comming weekend. The deal is that she has to bring somene with for the guy shes datings friend. Of course as my sister said you dont have to do anything. The odd part about it is that the guy my sister is going out with said that it had to be one of her sisters that had to go out with the friend?? Im grown i can take care of myself.. but here is the dilema. I really dont want to go but then again it is my sister??? what do yll think? or what would yll do???

Evoke A Feeling
subject: evoke a feeling post date: 2007-11-09 13:24:35 when you look at me like that i feel so squishy and so gooey your sad puppy dog eyes makes me melt when you touch me i feel so sensual desires my very essences are aroused during the embrace i hear you gasp know you inhale my scent just the perfume of my body scent i smell your scent musk of sweat as you labor over me ahhh musk so sweet the odor so squashy i feel with your smell your touch as you look at me dont ever stop i love you too

Men's Answer To Maxine- Men Strike Back
I will probably catch heck for this one but oh well LOL Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men

The Curtain Rods
>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and >suitcases. > On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful >dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and >feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. > When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a >few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the >curtain rods. > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the >first few days. > Then slowly, the house began to smell. > They tried everything: cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. > Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. > Air fresheners were hung everywhere. > Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which >the

Please Read
Subject: Please sign and forward Went to a party Mom... (read all the way to the bottom and sign your name) PLEASE!! I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one p iece. I n ever knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would ha

So It's Like This
mom has bought into the bullshit yet again, so we are, once again, stuck with cumdrop stepdad. i told mom earlier today that once mick was back, i refuse to stay in this house with him again because he's fucked us over three times and i won't go through that again... mom won't leave because they're married and she's in a commitement and blah blah blah. the way i see it, i have three options: 1. destiny (my little sister) and i could go live with davis (the stepfather i like). the problem with this is i won't be in la porte anymore, and he probably won't let me out of the house EVER. (he's very old fashioned and is working in kirville at the moment.) this is my "last resort option". 2. i could run off and join the renfest under an assumed identity... again, i would only be in the area for like a month every year.... and even then it'd be really expensive to come and see me. not the best plan, but still prefered to option 1. 3. i could get married. this only requires me to forge

Broken Rubber
Kept calling this guy at work for the longest of time now Broken Rubber. Think it finally sunk in it had some meaning to it! Almost had to draw him a picture while explaining it to him. " If the rubber hadn't broken you wouldn't be here "

My Work Pic
So many of you have told me that you thought I would look sexy in my white nurses uniform. I have repeatedly said that nurses do not wear white dress uniforms any more... they were eliminated as the uniform for nursing. I just uploaded a pic a little while ago that my husband took earlier today when he came to visit. As you can see, I wear scrubs just like they do on TV. Not very sexy I know... it is just a uniform. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=156363&i=148408245 What do you think?

I Have A Box!
Our Curves gym was chosen as one of the few in the State, to be a "Smart Curves" training facility. It's going to be part of medical history supposedly. Baylor University is doing a study on all of the gyms in our State participating in this. There are some YouTube videos out there that explain how it works better. But, basically, it means the old equipment gets computer upgraded. It's voluntary to do it. It costs extra, of course. But I think it's worth it. You get to see how much energy and cardio you're using, automatically monitor your pulse, see how many reps you're doing and if you're properly working your body, under working or over working it. Once you "train" on the machines, the workout gets customized to you - based on your abilities and what you want to achieve. Momster and I were supposed to train on Wednesday. but the owner basically triple booked that day. So we didn't get to train until today. We had to pay the one time fee for the upgrade and fill out new me

Here For You
here for you ~tony martinez I cant imaginee the hell you and been through The nightmares The nights with no sleep at all All you could do was cry The metal flashes, followed by the red curtain Mask the pain, or at least justify the tears It runs so deep You just can't You wont allow yourself to feel You did once and look what happend Just want to let you know I'm here for you No matter if that day ever comes Where you can feel again Who am I right? Some Joker Some loser You dont know from adam Yet here I am I can't explain why All I know is I'm......here for you

Please Help Me Out!!!!
Im in my first giveaway/contest and I would really appreciate all the help I can get!!!! IM MORE THEN HALF WAY TO THE END. NEED MORE HELP PLEASE!!! First 10 people to hit 20,000 comments wins a VIP. SOOOOOO PLEASE PEOPLE¡¦HELP A GIRL OUT..LOL ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ This is the host of the contest Fan/Add/Rate him. Cup Of Joe@ fubar (repost of original by '¢¾ sTaRr ¢¾ ~Proud Member of the Latina Mafia~ and ~The Graveyard Family~' on '2007-11-09 16:28:54') (repost of original by 'SBG Bombers Family Homepage' on '2007-11-09 17:49:21')

Dui, Kentucky Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Whitesville, Kentucky after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the park

When Can I See You Again By Babyface
When can my heart beat again When does the pain ever end When do the tears stop from running over When does “you'll get over it” begin I hear what you're saying But I swear that it's not making sense So when can I see you When can I see you again When can my heart beat again When can I see you again When can I breathe once again And when can I see you When does my "someday" begin When I'll find someone again And what if I still am not truly over What am I supposed to do then, babe... Do you see what I'm saying Even if, if it's not making sense So when can I see you When can I see you again When can my heart beat again When can I see you again And when can I breathe once again And when can I see you... again Yeah, baby Do you see what I'm saying Even if, if it's not making sense, baby So when can I see you again When can I see you again Can my heart beat again, baby When can I see you again And when can I breathe once again And when can I see, b

To Maintain A Relationship
If you need love to keep your love true, This simple rhyme tells what you must do. Open your mind to a magickal way Of keeping your partner from going astray. When the moon waxes you must brew a tea From magnolia buds gathered most secretly. Sweeten with honey if you should prefer; Clockwise with silver spoon be sure to stir. For vows of love from being recanted Make sure as you stir, these words are chanted: "Lover be faithful, lover be true. This is all that I'm asking of you. Giveth thy heart to no one but me. This is my will, so mote it be!" As soon as you can share this herb tea With your woman/man to ensure loyalty. But 'fore to your lips the tea cup you raise, Chant with a whisper this rhyming phrase: "Brew of Magnolia, Venus' herb, Work for me now enchantment superb. Let (name of lover) and I be united as one. With harm brought to no one, this spell is done." Provided your magick is sealed with a kiss, A faith

As My Debt Grows, So My Love Does, Too
As my debt grows, so my love does, too. What you give I cannot half repay. Your love for me enflames my love for you. I can't help being moody, often blue, Irritable, anxious, sad, and yet you stay. As my debt grows, so my love does, too. I know I'm lucky to have someone who Will love me through this, day by troubled day. Your love for me enflames my love for you. Gifts like yours to me do not accrue. Still, it's hard when giving goes one way. As my debt grows, so my love does, too. Yet unlike money, love is never due. Its return is free, in just the way Your love for me enflames my love for you, A natural grace, making one of two. And so this darkness has its own bright ray: As my debt grows, so my love does, too; Your love for me enflames my love for you.

Before Love, That Jolting Lilt
Before love, that jolting lilt East of roses, in perturbed darkness, Missing the eternal circumstance, Yearning still, again, for that exploratory tilt … Vainly would I fly into your heart Afire, burning, consumed, expended. Love is not an ending; nor does it end Easily: becomes pith, becomes seed, starts Needing, kneading, mid-desperation, The long climb out of loneliness, turning In hope, in anguish, in foolish expectation. No two are joined except in painful learning: Each frightened lesion closed for restoration.

In Spanish Sorry!!
Sorry i do speak english but i just wanted to have people see this just to see if u guys can understand and comment on it!!! Arg me estoy cansando de esto, me llenan el My shoutbox de pura publicidad de gente que ni tengo en mi lista de amigos, que vote por el contest tal que rante que esto que lo otro, y ni que hablar del bullentin cada 5 minutos el mismo pinche bullentin de que vote por ella en tal lado arg como cansa y aburre estar leyendo eso. Y lo que mas cansa y aburre es estar leyendo eso de que quieren subir no se cuantos puntos asi que se vote y se rante su perfil y fotos, pero si ellas ranteando y comentando tambien suben, pero noooooo quieren de la manera mas facil -.- arg ya la verdad cansa. En fin eso era, ahhhh ya me siento mejor, a ver quienes entienden y me comentan si tengo razon o no (hahaha igual solo 3 o 4 personas entraran como siempre hahahahah)

Gas Price Solution
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the proble

Picture Perfect......
A very wonderful friend of mine took some photos of me and not only made a work of art but made a series of wonderful photos into one. So I thought I'd share what wonderful magnificent portraits she made :) since she took time to make them for me. Thank you again beautiful for the lovely portraits :)

Relationships
alright for awhile i didnt want to be in a relationship after my last relationship. iv been hangin out with afew people but no one meets my few requiements. dont be a drugie, be around my age, and be attractive to me (inside and out) iv meet someone but shes a pot head. and it seems most people around where i live are. i dont have anything agenst weed except that its illegal. if it wasnt i would smoke too. but i dont want someone who is going to be high all the time. another is cool but im just not attracted to her in that way. yea so if you live near me and want to chill...even if we just become friends, send me a message id like to meet up and chill. well here is me bitchin about nothen that i know sooner or later it will end, i'll find someone for a few months then it will all start over again. its an endless cycle.

Thinning The Herd!
THINNING THE HERD" 2007 Eighth Place: In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place: A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker -- who often bragged he was "totally-zoned when he ran" -- accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily workout. Sixth Place: While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Fifth Place: Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashl

My Life Its Real
WELL OK EVERYONE I DONT KNOW IF YA ARE READEN MY MUMMS BUT MY CHICK SEEMS TO THINK IM PLAYEN HER THATS ALL WRONG I AM SO IN LOVE WITH MY CHICK SHE WONT LISTEN AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL LISTEN SO LISTEN UP OK THIS CHICK MICHELLE SHE IS HATEN CUZ I WONT B WITH HER AND DAWGEN ME TO MY CHICK I THINK ITS ALL BAD CUZ NOW MY CHICK IS ALL PISSED AT ME AND SHYT IS ROUGH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYEN I KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER HUMP ANY CHICK WITH BUMPS ON EVERYTHING AND I KNOW THAT SHE SENT MY CHICK SUM BULL SHYT MAIL AND SHE RIPPED MY PICS AND THAY ARE OR WERE ALL OVA HER PAGE MNOW FOR ONE ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS IM DOWN WITH SHORTY THATS MY LIFE YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYEN SHES BEEN WITH ME FOR 3 YEARS ALMOST 4 AND I AINT ON LOSEN THAT I HAVE LOTSA FOND MEMERIES AND LOTSA BAD ONES BUT I WANNA CONTINUE TO HAVE GOOD AND BAD MEMERIES CUZ I LOVE HER MORE THEN ANYTHING BESIDES MY KIDS AND I THINK SHES DONE WITH ME CUZ THIS BYTCH AND ITS NOT FAIR I AINT DO ANYTHING I MEAN DONT GET ME WRONG I HA

Update On Life
ok now where should i start tonight??? first lets talk bout my lil angel. Heaven is now 16 months old and god has she gotten big. She has such a personality for being a lil girl. and is very indepenedent. she has to feed herself, brush her own teeth and help us get her dressed. and she has to help us do everything no matter what it is she wants to help. would definitely have to say she is a grandpas girl and that daddy is almost nothing to her. she has a really weak immune system but im still tryin to figure all that out. but yeah shes gettin really big! next work...still workin at the hardware store. pay sucks and the managers drive me nuts but im hanging in there. got some really good friends who know i work there so they come in once in a while just to shoot the shit with me. made some pretty good friends from there as well. been there almost like five months now and nothing much has really changed there. now i will update you on the guys...bubba and rob. bubba a

Then The Wind Changed
Then the Wind Changed Then the wind changed empty arms left behind kaleidoscope of thoughts windmills of the mind. Then the wind changed memories whisper through trees words of love spoken drifting in the breeze. Then the wind changed autumn tears fall slowly down leaves of love left lying scattered on the ground. Then the wind changed no longer bearing fruit barren..slowly wilting dying at the root.....

Can I Just Die ??
just 2 days ago i get a phone call after my parents were fighting, and i hear my mom say your dad and i are done because of him filing divorce papers but everyone in town conveniently knew 2-3 hours before me.. 2-3 hours i hate this grapevine shit i mean its my parents for 16 fucking years and now i dont have a mom??? for what because of "hear say" she fucked another man shit im not dumb i know my dad was fucking other chicks i mean hello its not nuclear physics dad always wants to be alone with females ?? isnt that a sign... but anyway i dunno whats to become of this "rampage" of the parents but they need to chill the fuck out im 20 yrs old and been through enough shit in life to be adding this to it.. oh btw 17 yrs as of december the 4th this is rediculous so anyway i hope to somehow go on a violent rampage and maybe kill all the trees in my areaand go to jail who knows i dont but peace

If I Never Wake Up Again.
If I never wake up again. If tommorow I should never wake up then I wanted to say I'm sorry. If I harmed you, yelled at you, ignored you, or just didn't care, I'm sorry. If I never get the chance I just wanted to say thank you to all my best friends, thank you for always being there. If you're someone I have lost over the years then I miss you. If I never wake up tommorow I want to say all the things I never had time to.

Season,reason,lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, You will know what to do for each person. When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, This person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. An

Poem
November 5, 2007 @ 11:39 am Roses are red violets are korny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!! pass this on to at least 8 people..... if you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast

What Can You Do On The Internet???
"What can you do on the internet?", asked one of my customers just a few days ago. I was, of coarse, quick to come back with the "What can't you do on the internet?" answer. Alice, my new (75 years young) customer, is getting her first computer. She HAS NOT been locked away in a box she assured me. But, until her Great Granddaughter, who is moving to Seward, Alaska with her parents, asked her if she would keep in touch with her by email, Alice, never even thought of having a computer for herself. Continuing our little conversation, which happened to last quite a long time, Alice not only discovered that she could NOT ONLY receive pictures of her family over the internet, pay bills over the interent (since she has such a hard time getting out into bad weather), keep up with news in Alaska over the internet, hold voice and video conversations via the internet, shop for groceries, clothing, learn new things, read good books, see new movies, and SO MUCH MORE over the internet, BUT, YES she

Women.....
Women First let me start by saying that not all women are bad and I know this to be true. But it seems to me that I can only find the bad ones. It seems that I get the one that likes to play games with you feelings, and toss you aside when they are done with you, until there ready to play again. Those are the ones I find, the evil and hurtful ones, the ones that have turned me into a bitter, hateful, mistrusting, jaded man. I use to think that there was someone out there for me; I no longer think that, if she’s out there she’s in hiding, because I sure as hell can’t find her. Now I know that some of you are reading this and think I be hatin on you ladies, quite the opposed! I will admit I don’t know everyone on my list, but the ones I do, I have a lot of respect for. You have always been kind to me, and sweet and buy me rum, rum good!!! You know who you are. I think to my self why can’t I find ones like you here? Who knows but I have decided that I am not going to look anymore, I gi

Broken Angel
She has a smile that can light up the night, and eyes I swear that shine so bright, But when she can't take it no more she breaks down and cries, Yeah she dont know it but a little piece of me dies, oh Shes the angel, that forgot her wings, she's missin her halo, and man she can sing. But every time that her hearts get broke, she stands up and sings at the top of her throat, I'm a broken hearted angel, without my wings I can't fly. but Nomatter what happens i'll always get by. after all this time, its so hard to let go, but It will be the last time i ever leave my tears in the snow. She's got a baby, that looks up to her mama, she'd do anything just to see her baby smile. But she's not as strong as she pretends to be, she falls apart every once in a while, At night when she puts her to bed, they fold their hands and talk to Jesus above, she thinks in her head, "Help me understand how he could just walk right out on us". He doesn't answer but she k

Life
Friday, November 09, 2007 ramblings of a twisted mind...... Current mood: numb Category: Life The time is 11:42pm and i am restless..... My mind is somewhere in a far off place and my body is left in the present. I wonder if life is supposed to be this difficult or have I choosen to be lost?? The words are so hard to find these days and I think it is better to just not talk at all. I guess i feel like if i had something profound to say it would have already come out but, again i am speechless. That does not mean that i dont think or feel it just means that i am not sure what is right to say. The whole love thing has me completely misunderstood! I have always been told that i am a mean person when it comes to relationships. Maybe i am just one of those people that have to be alone. Maybe i am to difficult for the average person to be with. I think i am misunderstood alot of the times. I grew up a lonley person and had to depend on just me. I have always ma

Goodmorning, From Yours Truelly.
Does anyone really give a shit? about anything anymore? My guess is no. But it feels good when theres just a little bit of hope left doesnt it? Even if you dont want to admit it. Something actually feels good when it goes your way. Ive come to the conclusion that just about everyone I know is fucked up.. in one way or another. The sad thing is.. I waste my hope on these people, I waste my hope on people I dont know. Sometimes I wonder to my self why I bother. Other times I wonder what it would be like to have a friend... Its all a big waste of time.. you know why? because people suck. I havent met one person yet who doesnt use people to get ahead in life. Im thinking of creating my own religion.. One that takes a Vow of silence 4 hours a day. In my job you wouldnt have to question why I would request that. Im so sick of people bitching about pitty shit. For example... someone calls me at work.. crying... no wait... Screaming and Crying because they have a bill for a magazine and they

In Your Castle
You made me a castle out of love, and placed it in my hands. We sit here watching ourselves, run around inside. Running continuously. No thought, no care, No breath. But we keep chasing each other. I look up and you're gone. I'm watching this alone. I look down and you're not there. I'm chasing nobody. I stop in your footsteps, and look up at myself. A breeze twirls me and I collapse. Down with me falls the castle. I sit here in the dark, the castle pouring through my fingers. I quickly open my eyes, to find you handing me the castle, I carelessly let drop.

Bury The Devil
Again, I've dug myself too deep. And it's going to take more effort than just jumping to get me out. The hell beneath is dragging me down, and ripping the good from my heart. What is it going to take to rise above? To gain the strength to get out, and stand up? To earn the knowledge to know who to follow? To walk in the sun away from the sorrow? This is my fight to bury the devil.

Live, Laugh, Love!
LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE!!! and LOVE LIFE every second of it. LIVE, like there's NO TOMORROW! imagine this is your LAST DAY. LAUGH, even thought your in pain, keep your head up high and SMILE! LOVE, like you've never been broken. Spread the LOVE, with just EVERYBODY! LIVE LIFE CRAY! make every day worth it to be ALIVE! GOD is also LOVE BELIEVE in him, that's all it takes. BE a mentor, BE a teacher, BE a friend, just BE THERE! Be reckless for a while, takes risks if necessary, EVERYTHING happens for a REASON! In LIFE, that's a BIG LESSON. BELIEVE in yourself, LISTEN to what your HEART has to SAY.

My Life
Well for some people it may be a choice they make at some point or time in there life, but for those selected few it just comes down to genetics,it's actually in the blood line and that means for those; there is no choice but to follow there natural born instinct. For me that means;from my earliest child hood memory, hauling scrape metal has always been a main part of my life. It's who i am,it's what makes me tick,it is my inner clock,it is the fabric of what makes me who i am today. Thank You All

I Am Going To Die
well i figure ill complain about this now so i can get it out and over with i suppose, im going to die the day after thanksgiving from being over worked...I have to work at 5:45 AM in the fucking MORNING till 3pm in the afternoon...sooo ya im going to end up dropping dead befor im off that day i just know it! I have never worked let alone been up that early ever befor soo i really dont know what to expect come that day....

Drunk
Hey there ya'll... I just got home from the bar with my oldest son...If you KNOW me, then you know this is something I don't usually do...I have a damn good buzz goin' on...hehe If ya'll don't see me by the usual time and you have my phone number, please call and wake me up...I have slept to long...lol Proof for tomorrow, of my stuper...lol Huggs and kisses and MUCH LOVE to all, ~Sadie Grace~

These Are The Real True Friends
These people below are my most cherished friends. They all asked for friendship and instead they have captivated my heart. these people know the meaning of true friendship and i am very honored to have them as friends. please go show these awesom people some love for they of all deserve the best.because they are the best!!!! Wild Horse ~Fubar's 24th Godfather~@ fubar LarryB@ fubar JJ - Founder of Stiletto Girls and Club F.A.R Member@ fubar ~ Dime ~ S*U*P - Moving To China@ fubar drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~@ fubar *h2o*@ fubar Metal Ron@ fubar ~Brian™~@ fubar

This Is Why We're Hott
OK HOTT! We are still in this race. I know things seem more difficult with the bouncers bouncing up so many times and all but we really need to do our best to comment bomb our team member! Things will get better I am sure of it! We aren't that far behind rightnow, so PLEASE Help Out! THIS IS WHY WE ARE HOTT!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Llisten To The Wind
When i see you in my dreams, I know that your with me, i cant see why u left me, i cant understand why listen to the wind, life for me begins, listen to the rain, i know you have gone away, i can try to stop the pain, i feel so helpless, i know you are with me now, but i cant see, that you cant be listen to the wind life for me begins, listen to the rain i know your back again free me from these eternal tears, i cant forget you, all i see is pained memory of when we were listen to the wind, life for me will bring listen to the rain i feel no more pain shadows fade, i hear no tears, i have found peace, thankyou for all of the years that you have made listen to the wind, m life now will bring, listen to the rain, my tears will form again` echo's of your last goodbye, whispers in the shadows, i can now finally smile now that you have rest in peace listen to the wind, my new life now begins, listen to the rain, ill be with you one d

Hi Everyone!
A curious thought I figured i'd share.....if a cat always lands on its feet and a buttered piece of toast always lands buttered side down....what would happen if u tied a buttered piece of toast to a cat's back and dropped it out a window haha sorry to anyone that offends.

Womens/mans Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Less Than A Day
Well this will be about the last time that I'm seen around here for about a month. Tomorrow afternoon I will be finding out exactly when my flight is leaving to go home to Germany until Dec. 1. Then I will be back in the States for a little more than a month. I will be returning to the States permanently in Feb. and will finally get to spend more then 2 weeks a year with my wife and daughters. So until later. Peace out. Warlock

Am I Losing My Touch??
->Mr.Potatoe...: First off,I was quite civil and second if you wanna argue about it do it in your mumm.I had totally forgotten about you until you shouted me.If I hurt your feelings some how,maybe you should check your age not mine.Cheers ~lisasweet...: ok fine opinions is ok, but u dont know how to talk civil man? ->Mr.Potatoe...: I havent left anything Ignorant yet.So if you dont want peoples opinions dont ask for them.And keep it in the mumms. ->Mr.Potatoe...: lmfao ~lisasweet...: whats up with ur lil ignorant comments ? i didnt come to u wrong , ur how old man?

Family And Friends
I just want to take this oppertunity to say thank you to my friends an family on Fu for the support and love you showed me through a very diff couple of months.. my life has taken off big time with a new job and I have learned to move on..TG! love you all dearly and I will get around to leaving comments and love on your pages.. ok.. luvs ya Jennifer.. xxxx

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/10/07
Take note of Eric's last line everybody that thinks they above, or immune, I'll get to ya gimme fuckin' time! The health of a society "Depends On Your Point of View!" This has always been a sick fuckin' society to me, is there another that you can buy "Edible Crotchless Panties," "Penis Enlarging Pills," and "Unscented Cat Food?" But this society has, also, always been home to me! BTW I failed the license test so if you laugh at this and I get a fuckin' ticket... LOL "At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humor it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim im

200 Friends ~seriously!~disappeared Over Night
sweet so i woke up at 730 to find that literally 200 friends ,exactly..disappeared off my friends list! di di miss the mass bulletin saying delete jiminycricket or wat? guess u showed me

Nov 10th Is The U.s. Marine Corps Birthday!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: US NAVY WWII MEMORIAL SITE Date: Nov 9, 2007 7:44 PM RE: NOV 10th is the U.S. Marine Corps Birthday!!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: VetFriends.com veterans & military friendsDate: Nov 9, 2007 10:53 AMHappy Birthday to the U.S. Marines!from VetFriends.comOnce a Marine, Always a Marine!During the American Revolutionary War, the Continental Marines were formed at the Tun Tavern in Philadelphia, Pa. on Nov. 10, 1775 by a resolution of the Continental Congress, marking Nov. 10 as the official birthday of the Marine Corps. The USMC has served in every American armed conflict going back to the Revolutionary War, and has attained prominence with its theories and practice of amphibious warfare. During the First Barbary War (1801-1805), the Marines' most notable action of this early period occurred when William Eaton and First Lieutenant Presley O'Bannon led eight Marines and 300 mercenaries in an

She's Worth It!
Come on Family, this one is a real sweetheart, I know she has been to most all of our pages and helped us when in need, lets return the love and make her GodMother. Let's see what a whole lot of Club F.A.R. Love Can Accomplish!!!!! ~H¢¾t~Cherry~Lici¢¾us~*¢¾*~Club~F.A.R.~¢¾~@ fubar

There Is Nice In All Ppl; Just Have To Seek And It Will Come Showing Out >> Diana
I shout to lots in here , some rudeness at first ; some start out rude then show a sweetness about themselves. get lot offers to lol but well im centered and well and can deal with all. how sweet most are ; ty hugs all.

When In New York City
This is my first blog and I thought I'd break from tradition here and write about something other some contest or any of the usual Fubar stuff. As a native New Yorker, we sometimes take attractions within this City for granted. And we tend to hear about them but never participate because it is always there for us to explorer later, except later never comes. A few weeks ago a friend of mine decide to take her daughter and husband to see the Christmas Spectacular at Radio City Music Hall and she decide to include the gang (for those who don't know me, it's my small group of friends that almost always hangout together) in this outing. Well last night Nov 9th, 2007, was the night of our outing and I must say it was spectacular and I recommend it to anyone traveling to NYC during the Christmas season. I recommend getting good seats especially if you have kids, something at the orchestra level but forward of the balcony. I don't want to give anything away that will ruin t

Honest Or Not...
to me honesty is the best policy..I try to be as honest as I can be whether it hurts me or not. I dont have anything to hide and I can rest my head at night and be proud of the person I am. sometimes I find people lie for silly reason, because they got a speeding ticket and cant tell the wife..lol or because they had a few to many to drinks and didnt get home in time, or what ever the lie is. my ex used all of these and then some. he is the king of all liers... I hate liers... tell me the truth even if it hurts me, I am a big girl and can take the hurt over being lied to. the hurt is still there but when u lie and I find out about it, now its like u have stabbed me with a knife.... I HATE LIERS!!!! BE TRUE TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU AND MOST OF ALL BE TRUE TO YOURSELF....

For Kitten....
Sunlight rips us apart and darkness binds us yet again. My languished soul re-awakened, this creature calls me out. Moonbeams light you from behind Silk hides none of your charms. Kitten's robe drops to the floor My heart is moved to disarm. This sexy Angel, sharp teeth and all spites me with her glare. But I know that for evermore you're mine, and I will not share. Given over, you blend into me fear gives way to lust. Always and ever, the driftwinds together bring promises of a new dark upon us. No one shall own you, nor covet you, you're mine. no one shall feel your touch. I want you, I need you, they shall not be for their blood becomes my wine.

Alla?
LOL-- What the fuck is it with this Islam bullshit that they have to "hide" their faces??? I see alot of these people in the city of Philadelphia and they look like idiots to me. If you want to dress like a terrorist go live with them in the Middle East! You know, if I managed a bank I damn sure wouldnt let anybody in who has their face covered!! Once again, aint no alla. Only GOD. If you have to hide your face--you must have something to hide!!

My Heart Believes In You
My Heart Believes In You by Stewart Bradshaw I kept my head up high, and then you came my way. I have been hurt so many times. My heart filled with so much pain. but now that pain has gone away. For I have found a place I want to be. This place I see is with thee. For in your arms I have felt and seen, a wonderful feeling that I cannot believe. A safe haven in your arms just for me. Now I give my heart to thee. For my heart believes in you.

Loving Hearts Miles Apart
There are many miles between us, But our hearts see not the distance. Drawing our love even closer, On this my heart it is insistent. When we talk my heart sings, You'll never know the happiness it brings. Just to hear a word from you, Keeps my heart from being blue. I love you truly, yes I do. I forever want to be with you. For now I'll settle for the phone, But know it's in your dreams that I belong Longing for the day we greet, Two loving hearts will then meet. Never more to be apart, This is what is in my heart.

In Light Of My Birthday Tomorrow....
This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera

Saturday 11-10
Happy Weekend everyone It is raining lightly here today and it is supposed to rain all weekend long. So of course I will be outdoors all day helping with a community food drive here that my organizaition is involved in this weekend. I could look like a drowned rat by the end of the day... LOL Tomorrow morning my plan is to SLEEP IN. I am so exhausted. And ... I do need to catch up on my writing. I have become a bit horny over the past week and that stimulates the writing urge so I may write something over the weekend (unless I do rape my husband tonight). Go Seahawks on Monday Night Football against the San Francisco 49ers at Qwest Field in Seattle. I will be glued to my TV on Monday night for sure.

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Why?!?
I want to know, why am I so nice? I mean, the ex left me for his gf and they are living in our house. I call up the ex and she answers the phone and I can't be mean? I have to go over there today to get the last of my stuff and I tell her that i did not know if they wanted to be there when I picked up my stuff or not. I guess I might just be biding my time for now. Everyone keeps getting mad at me for making it easy for him since he was such an ass to me, but I don't know how to be mean and just can't, even when mean things are done to me.

And Than It Was Winter
And it's winter before we know it.... You know, time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. And yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived them all... And I have glimpses of how it was back then and of all my hopes and dreams... But, here it is..the winter of my life and it catches me by surprise... How did I get here so fast? Where did the years go and where did my babies go? And where did my youth go? I remember well.. seeing older people through the years and thinking that those older people were years away from me and that winter was so far off that I could not fathom it or imagine fully what it would be like... But, here it is...my friends are retired and really getting gray...they move slower and I see an older person now. Lot's are in better shape than me...

Fung Shui Fuck Shit
Fung Shui is so stupid. I don't understand how people can truly believe that moving a plant from one side of the room to the other will improve their life in any way. If that makes sense to you, it's time to get help. Take my word for it. Your wife didn't leave you because your bed was facing the wrong cardinal direction. She left you because you're a jackass. Did you get fired? You might think it was because your phone was black instead of white. Actually, your boss fired you because you're a neurotic piece of shit who complains all day long instead of doing any work. Stop blaming all your problems on inanimate objects and start taking reponsibility for yourself. Let's see... what else do I hate... Capoera is fuckin' retarded, but nobody knows what it is. Fax machines are pretty stupid. I've never owned or used one in my life. Come to think of it, I don't even know what a fax machine does. Everything about neopolitan ice cream makes me furious. Vanilla is boring.

Comments
TO MY PEEPS, THIS MORNING I CAME ACROSS A FEW PAGES WERE I CAN'T LEAVE A COMMENT :(, I TRULY UNDERSTAND THIS AND THAT IS WHAT YOUR SETTINGS ARE FOR BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE DOING THIS. MUCH LOVE!! WHITE DOVE XXXXXX

Typical Slave
I'm just a typical 1950's housewife. Cooking and cleaning, pleasing her man. Go figure In younger years I wanted to be different run this world, prove myself society shot me down Push me down, walk over me I'll give you what you want in the kitchen and the bedroom I'll be your slut I'm not worth your love just as another insecure little bitch

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
profileslinger.com Dammit... I have been suspended from making Mumms! The above graphic was in Mumm. Is that what was offensive? I am not sure... but haters need to go elsewhere! Anyhow... Have a great Saturday all!

Wont Be On Monday
library is closed due to the holiday....so catch me now and tomorrow...till then.. here is something for your reading entertainment.... You are the one disease For which there is no pill You bring me to my knees And bend me to your will I just can't get enough My heart is on the floor Addicted to your love Can't wait to get some more You infect my heart With every single beat Just finish what you start Girl I'm begging please If this is all a dream Please don't wake me up Just let me stay asleep Let my eyes stay shut I don't want to know If you're just fantasy Dont think I can let go Cause you are the best disease

Slow Tears
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

Corrupted Love
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love

Where R My Chesseypoofs :d
What South Park Charactor Are You?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as CartmanEric Cartman is the "Fat Kid" in the group and the others are constantly making fun of him about his wieght. When Scott Tenorman doops him out of $16.12 Cartman becomes determined to get him back. As Scott shows up to Cartman's party later that week, he discovers that there is more to "Chili con Carne" than he previously thought. Basic rule, don't f*ck with Cartman. Cartman 75%Tweak 50%Kyle 42%Butters 33%Towlie 33%Stan 25%Kenny 17%Timmy 0%

How True This Is
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN IN DI A ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN IN DI A )he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled i t with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB .. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN France !! ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find

We Were Meant To Be
Somewhere in time We fell in love Our feelings were so strong Stars sparkled up above Somewhere in time Nothing else mattered We were together Until our hopes and our dreams were shattered Somewhere in time Great memories are there Our love was once great Nothing could compare Somewhere in time Our love stands still A love that we lost Somehow, against our will Somewhere in time We'll meet again Somewhere in time Our love will never end

For My Liverpool Friend
Riding the Angel Line Today while walking through the woods I saw a train pass by It moved so fast I barely saw what burned into my mind A lovely Angel peering from a frosty window cold A gentle smile a rosy face a beauty to behold That night I laid my head down and prayed for someone new Although I didn’t know her I felt a love so true An Angel flying past my life along a cold steel track I hoped that dreams would soon be mine to bring my Angel back So this is yours because you’re you and you always make me glow It’s all because you’re beautiful and I want to tell you so You know a poet translates into words what feelings they can’t say An Angel on a speeding train was spied by me today

Fake Azz Friends
Im so damn sick n tired of people thinkin they can be my friend when its convenient for them, im really sick n tired of fake ass friends that kno u until some fuggen itch comes in the picture... im tired of ppl taken my kindness for weakness, someday yull learn the concept of being a good friend but dnt expect me to be there for u when u finally realize that u fucked up... how can someone be your friend one day n then the next they str8 up play u n pretend like you dnt exist until sumthin bad happens n they life n they need someone to tlk to dats cool tho cuz when yer lame ass comes bac to reality ima still b here doen me, i aint like u im a friend through thick n thin no matter wut. fucken fake ass

Come On Let's Rally Folk's!!
The bouncer id checks have gotten so vast that many people aren't even bothering to rate or comment anymore. We have posted numerous bulletins on this, all to no avail, I say we make a visual presence also. If you feel the bouncer should be elimated.... Change your default pic to the bouncer as I have done a few others. Something needs to change or fubar is going to lose a lot of members not to mention money. Please if you are in support of this, creat a bully, make a blog pass the word to all your friends and fans. Thanks

For The Birthday Girl!
This goes out to my sexy best friend on her birthday! Show her some mad love!fan her, rate her, gift her, blast her, Fupal her some FuBucks-whatever you can manage!Tell her temptress sent ya! :) ★ANGEL~BABY★®™(♡FU BAD B*TCH♡) ஐPLZ RATE MY PAGEஐ@ fubar Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Seatbelt Or No Seatbealt
(5 January 2005, Nebraska) In September of his senior year at the University of Nebraska, 21-year-old Derek wrote an impassioned declaration of independence from seatbelts for his college newspaper. Although "intrusive and ridiculous" seatbelt laws saved 6100 lives a year, according to statistics from the U.S. Congress, Derek concluded with the statement, "If I want to be the jerk that flirts with death, I should be able to do that." Derek "was a bright young boy, a 4.0" majoring in five subjects and planning to attend law school. He was also smart enough to tutor friends in subjects he didn't even take. But good grades don't equate with common sense. Derek was returning from a holiday in San Antonio, Texas. The driver of the Ford Explorer and his front seat passenger both wore seatbelts. Only Derek was willing to buck the system, sitting without a seatbelt in the back seat because, in the words of his newspaper column, he belonged to the "die-hard group of non-wearers out there

About Dad
I feel like I should say quick word about that because of the last blog. Dad and I broke up over 16 years ago. He really has not been a significant part of the kids lives due to his choices. After my youngest was having some emotional problems, boys, teenage stuff, moms the meanest cant do anything...he decided he wanted to be a dad (nevermind that his "kids" were now almost 21, 18 and 15) So I let him in and gave him a safe place to stay if he so chose. I figured I would let the kids make up their own minds about him and share the headache,opps love of having three kids in the house with him. So really he has only been a part of their lives in any significant way for a few months. He is really an ok guy with the mentality of a teenager. Hes in his 40s. So am I upset , disappointed , angry , sad... that he decided to do me and our son a "favor" by picking him up and driving him home on that night they got arrested. HELL YES but if I've learned anything from all this damn shri

This Is Funny
My friend sent this to me... funny and so true.. WOMAN'S LOVE POEM >> > >> > Before I lay me down to sleep, >> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >> > One who's handsome, smart, and strong. >> > One who loves to listen long, >> > One who thinks before he speaks, >> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. >> > I pray he's gainfully employed, >> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. >> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >> > Massages my back and begs to do more. >> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, >> > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" >> > I pray that this man will love me to no end, >> > And always be my very best friend. >> > >> > >> > MAN'S LOVE POEM >> > >> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with >> > huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, >> > and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This >> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Trouble In Double Doses
For anyone who keeps up with my blogs you know I just buried my grandfather this past wednesday. However the bad news didnt stop there, last night my family and I was informed that my Uncle Skip had laid in his house for two days after having a very very bad stroke. Weather it was the stroke or the delay of medical attention he suffered from having over half his brain in a pool of blood. Thus causing him to bleed from the nose and mouth. Within n hour of being found he was taking to the local hopsital and put on life support. By the time I got to the hopsital I noticed the medical air lift chopper landing and deep down I knew it was for my uncle. Within second of seeing him the chopper indeed take him to UC hopsital where four hours later he was pronounned brain dead two hours after that they took him off life support. Now for some reason my family doesnt seem to understand why I am taking my uncle's my death so hard. Grant that he is my uncle by marriage but to me that is besi

For All The Nam Vets
When the Lord was creating Vietnam veterans, he was into His 6th day of overtime when an angel appeared. "You're certainly doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you seen the specs on this order? A Nam vet has to be able to run 5 miles through the bush with a full pack on, endure with barely any sleep for days, enter tunnels his higher ups wouldn't consider doing, and keep his weapons clean and operable. He has to be able to sit in his hole all night during an attack, hold his buddies as they die, walk point in unfamiliar territory known to be VC infested, and somehow keep his senses alert for danger. He has to be in top physical condition, existing on c-rats and very little rest. And he has to have 6 pairs of hands." The angel shook his head slowly and said, "6 pair of hands .... no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems ... it's the 3 pair of eyes a Nam vet has to have." "That's on the standard model?" asked the angel. The Lord

Poor Street
Well I hit poor street USA, but I am going to school is that still poor? No job, lot of bills and running out of time. Maybe a hooker? No I'll still be poor. STEAL? No I have no guns. Drugs? Now thats a thought, but I have no money to buy to get started. So I'm fucked. see ya!!!

Marines Prayer
The Marines Prayer Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose in deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family. Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Make me considerate of those committed to my leadership. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold. If I am inclined to doubt; steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and grant

Life
LIFE IS LIKE A NEWBORN BABY STRUGGLING TO COME OUT OF IT'S MOTHERS WOMB,LIFE IS A STRUGGLE TRUE ENOUGH,BUT AFTER ALL THE STRUGGLING YOU HAVE DONE,AND AFTER ALL THE HELL YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH THEIR IS SUCCESS.. LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A BIG STRUGGLE, BUT JUST KEEP FAITH AND FOCUS ON YOUR GOALS .. DONT LET LIFE BEAT YOU OR YOU WILL BE WALKING AROUND LIKE ZOMBIES... KEEP ON PUSHING,KEEP ON TRYING, LIFE CAN BE WHATEVER YOU MAKE IT BE. BUT LIFE CAN BE A BOWL OF CHERRIES WITH WHIP CREAM.I SAY THIS AGAIN;LIFE IS WHAT WE MAKE IT. YOU CAN ALWAYS ACHIEVE OR CONQUER ANYTHING IT THROWS AT YOU, YOU CAN QUIT OR GIVE UP,BUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP WORKING AT IT.. LOOK HIGHER SOMEWAY,SOMEHOW YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT.. JUST HAVE FAITH AND THE WILL TO FIGHT CUZ ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE...

Kind Of Needed A Laugh
->richie: yes richie: u married · richie just checked you out! ->richie: hello richie: hi i guess even checking out the profile along with the name he missed the whole thing of being married. definitely gave me a giggle for the day!

New Kind Of Meth Parents Beware
IT IS SCARY FOR ALL OF US WHO HAVE CHILDREN & GRANDCHILDREN. The Ugliest Drug Marketing Scheme Ever SEND THIS TO AS MANY PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS and PEOPLE WHO KNOW PARENTS AS YOU CAN. Children's Meth Flavored Meth Checked this on Snopes. It is true. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp A very scary thing is going on in the schools right. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry

Hi
hey hi,its saturday.i just had a shower. im hella bored. so um,few things that r botherin me -the whole ordeal with dog the bounty hunter and him usin the word 'nigger' which im sure we all use. but because hes famous everyone has to make a big deal about it. GET OVER IT! THE DOG HATES NIGGERS, BRA!!! :D -go with christ- lol i love dog and ill always support his show he's awesome! -random gurl here kills her family with her stoopid b/f,when she was 12 shes now 14 and will probably do no time for it,she is gunna be sent to a psycho ward n be evaluated for 4 yrs n be set free with no supervision......... FUCK THAT SHIT. lil whore knew what she was doin i think she should pay the price!!! little skank. -The canadian bein sent to death in prison.in AMERICA. bullshit! i think he should be able to come back here,hello the murder was 25 fuckin yrs ago. lets move on n put justice to more difficult matters such as meth labs n crack heads,or starving children in our own countries. FUC

"medium Pace"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. Honey rub your beaver up and down my face. Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off. You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass. Push it in and out at a medium pace. Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was. Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face. Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs. Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people you work with. Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass. Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head. Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace. I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load. Y

Conflicted Feelings
here are moments when I just want to kiss you then come the times I'd like to choke you. The minutes I dream of loving you, hours of making you scream, In good and bad ways. I sometimes want you to feel the pain that I feel when you are with that other person that will just break your heart and make you cry. But then I remember that seeing you in pain hurts me to the core. Between loving you and hating you is wanting you and needing you Can't see up from down going round and round. Again. Over you. What can i do to stop falling in love with you?

Please....
Put me against a wall and get down on your knees! Slide your hot hands up my trembling legs and press your thumbs into the crease of my thighs. Have your groping fingers wrapped firmly around my hips and drive me against the wall. Run your warm tongue ever so slowly across my stomach, your thumbs caressing and exploring the crease of my thighs. Put me on notice with your most demanding voice that I'm going to cum for you, cum like I've never done before. Order me to open my legs for you, wide, more, till you're content. Am I open enough for you yet? My pussy is waiting with unbearable anticipation. I ache to feel your breath on me, your mouth pressing against me firmly, your tongue sliding into my lips. Can you feel how soft I am, how incredibly hot I am? I need to feel your mouth covering all of me, sliding the tip of your fantastic tongue into every fold, your hands still firmly locked to my hips. Make my pussy swell, making me ache with your long slow licks and urgent nibbles. L

Does Your Name Fit You?
Shannon ~~ S :makes people laugh H: fricken hott A: HOT!!! N: easy to fall in love with N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ev N: easy to fall in love with A: HOT!!! B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: makes dating fun. E: can kick ur ass!! F: crazy people love you G: loves to laugh and smile H: fricken hott I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very good kisser M: has gorgeous eyes N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a animal lover R: has a nice ass S :makes people laugh T: Smile to die for U: is very sexual V : not jugemental.. W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: can be funny and dumb at the same time Z: loved by everyone

Hmmm, Where All The Real Men?
Damn...Where in the hell are the REAL MEN at? Aint none left now a days or what? I had my share of fake ass nigga's tryna be somethin they aint, Fake ass mofo's...WTF...Where all the GROWN MEN at?...Come and holla atcha girl!!

I Wrote
" IF THERE WAS ONE WISH " I COULD " WISH " FROM NOW UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND MY WISHES WOULD NEVER COME " TRUE " GOD HAS GIVEN ME " THREE BEAUTIFUL SON'S " AND TOOK ONE HOME AT 24 YRS . THAT WAS NOT A WISH , BUT A SHOCK ! ALL MY WISHE'S ARE NOT IMPORTANT NOW AND WILL NEVER BE . " SO IF THERE WAS ONE WISH " THAT MY SON'S WILL FIND THE HAPPINESS AND LOVE THAT IS MEANT TO BE . WROTE BY CHERIE 8/30/02

Just So You Know...
Laptop+coffee=bad juju. Mom's bf found this out the hard way. I laugh at him. At least now he should realize why I freaked out on him when he put his drink ON my laptop. So that was my laugh for the day.

Life's Maybes
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life a

The Ride
THE RIDE Tighten up the rope hear nothin but my heart Wrap up the hand see nothin but the bull set myself in feel nothin but the heat Nod my head adrenaline kicks in hard Puffs of smoke from his nostrils and fire from his feet determinatin in my eyes and toughness in my grip Spin blow and roll still not able to throw 8 seconds made I hit the ground and senses rush back in back to the chutes and i do it again

The Blonde Waitress Gets Even
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think This place is . An auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, Headlights And running boards, you might as well gas up!" FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

The Blonde's Flat Tire On The Interstate
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the Blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here? "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.. "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers.

The Blonde Cowboy
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy, coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for Indecent Exposure. As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks him, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road, when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, and so I did... We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of hot and sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy... And so here I am." Blonde Men do exist.

Damn, It's Great To Be A Man!
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to go to another gas station because this one's too "icky"..... Same work ... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can kill your own food. You get extr

Birthday.... Part2? No I Guess Its Part 3..lol
Well.. last night was shitty.. only light in my night was gettin so many gifts from some of yall on here... thank you to all that did send me something.. i will try to return the favor some time... Also.. this is ALSO my birthday as well.. because it is NOVEMBER 10... which means it is the MARINE CORPS bday... so i not only get to be alone on MY real bday.. but i also get to be alone on my second one too... IT SUX.... ONCE AGAIN..lol.. NOT in a good way... SEMPER FI to all my MARINE Brothers.. and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! DON

An Illusion
AN ILLUSION IS AN IMAGE THAT APPEARS AT A DISTANCE, ONLY TO DISAPPEAR ONCE WE ARE NEAR. AN ILLUSION IS REACHING OUT TO TOUCH SOMEONE OR SOMETHING SIMPLY TO SEE IT MOVE AWAY FURTHER AN ILLUSION IS LIKE SMOKE IN THE DISTANCE THAT WE CAN NEVER REACH. ILLUSIONS ARE THE DREAMS, THE FANTASIES WE CREATE IN OUR HEART THAT GIVE US THAT SENSE OF FALSE SECURITY AND/OR BELONGING AN ILLUSION IS THAT POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF RAINBOW, WE KNOW IT DOESN'T EXIST BUT WE STILL HOPE AND DREAM OF IT. IS MY LIFE BASED ON ILLUSIONS OF HAPPINESS AND FULLFILLMENTS? AM I SEARCHING FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE? HAVE A SPENT MY LIFE SEARCHING FOR THE REAL ME, THE PERSON WHO EXISTS BEYOND THE PHYSICAL STATE. IS THIS MY REAL JOURNEY? IS THIS ALL OURS? IS LIFE SIMPLY A IMAGE THAT SERVES TO MISLEAD US INTELLECTUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY? DURING THE COURSE OF OUR LIFE DIFFERENT *OASIS* ARE PLACED IN OUR PATHS, THEY ARE COMFORTABLE REFUGES THAT PERMIT US TO HEAL, REENERGIZE FOR THE NEXT PART OF OUR JOURNEY

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Moles
Mole Family A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole.. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, "Oh, Yum! I smell honey!" Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, "Geez, all I can smell is.... MOL-ASSES!

Elevator Things
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and re

Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

Answering Machine
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you. 8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling.... and I'll think about returning your call. 7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. 6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't l

Pda's
I went ot BJ's this morning after breakfast, was just meandering around looking for stuff to spend money on that I didn't need. Amazingly I got out of there spending less than 20 bucks. Anyway, as I was walking around the corner, I saw a couple comming down the aisle and one leaned over and gave the other a kiss. It made me think, wow I miss that. It's been over a decade since I had been involved like that with anyone. A real relationship. But then on the same note, I've been single and independent for so long, I find it hard to open up enough for that possibility. As with many men and women, when you get to be our age, too many broken hearts and false promises tends to leave one slightly jaded..

Torrey If I Could
TORREY , ITS NOT GETTING EASIER SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN GONE. I LOOK AT " YOUR STAR " UP THERE AND WISH YOU WERE HERE. YOU " WERE A SPECIAL ANGEL " GIVEN TO ME FOR 24 YRS AND OH HOW , I ENJOYED WHAT WE HAD FOR THAT TIME , I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOU AND TELL YOU " HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU " AND TELL YOU THAT MOM HASN'T CHANGED , AND SAY I'AM MORE " COCKIER " THAN EVER . AND I TELL IT , LIKE IT IS . BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY . ALL I HAVE IS " MEMORIES OF YOU " YOUR SMILE , YOUR SOFT VOICE OF YOU WHEN YOU TALKED , AND SO STUBBORN JUST LIKE ME. TORREY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU SON , AND IF GOD WAS SITTING ACROSS FROM ME , , I WOULD TELL HIM , THANK YOU GOD FOR LEANING HIM TO ME . OH GOD , WHEN WILL IT GET BETTER . I'AM FAR FROM "PERFECT " AND " DEFINITELY " NOT " ANGEL " . I THOUGHT MY MARRIAGE WAS " BAD " THIS WAS BEYOND WHAT WAS DONE TO ME WHEN I WAS MARRIED . THE VERBAL ABUSE , ,PHYSICAL ABUSE , MENTAL ABUSE DOES NOT COMPARE TO WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME . THE CHILD THAT I CARRIED AND RAISED AND LOV

My Son Is Talented: First Poem
Your Day To Be Queen I'm seventeen now, I'm getting older, that doesn't mean I can't cry on your shoulder, You're still my mother, there is no other, I'll always remember how hard you tried, to make me grow up with dignity and pride. You'll mever know how grateful I am, that you tried to help when I was in a jam. If you don't know how much you mean to me, from now until I die, in my heart is where you'll be. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LOVE THURMAN

A Kiss From A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am an have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic. " The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sin

Seduction
Every romantic involvement begins with a passionate seduction in order to develope into anything more. Seduction isn't bad or wrong~just absolutely necessary. Everyone wants to be seduced. But only by those who initiate it in the right way. I like to tease and be teased ~ challenged. Teasing raises frustration which begins the attraction. To remain illusive (hard to get~wanted by other women/men) you seem to command respect and attraction. In other words, everyone seems to want what doesn't come easily. This seems to be especially true of very attractive women or men. Since a very early age they have been used to getting what they want at times based solely on their looks~right or wrong. "If you keep doing what you're doing~you'll keep getting what you've been getting." How seductive are you~~~~

My Butterfly
You started as a catapillar eager to blossom Not afraid to eat or show who you are No care in the world or thoughts of pain You go into a slumber and then a deep sleep Saving your energy to make a change You awaken, a burst out of your shell A cleaning, a stretch and then the spread of your wings You take your first flight and come to me with all of the freedom and choices to make you chose to use those wings to fly into my heart A beautiful, delicate, and precious butterfly that is so amazing Why me, I'm just a nobody when you can have whomever you want I know deep in my heart without a doubt I love my butterfly from here to eternity Thank-you my dearest butterfly you have given me hope and life.

The Fire At Night
The Fire at night By Eric Ethan I sit here next to the fire with a glass of wine next to me I have the fire stoke up high as I sit there gazing at the fire As an artist or a writer you can think of good things to write or draw I got up and walked and got a hot dog and cooked it over the fire I sit down to write good things about happiness and much greatness I write to stay positive about life and not worry about bad things. As the fire went on I see two visitors come next to the fire two deer finding safety from the hunters. As I see them eating the ground I see one come close to me I held out my hand and let them smell my hand. The deer he knew he made a friend to stay near. The deer’s left I might seem them again or not but I pray for God safety to watch over them. The best med is writing a lot about feeling s that hit your heart. I have a lot of talent to show and give. I hope some of my poems change people’s hear

Yule: Wassail
Making wassail is a favorite Yuletide custom deriving from the Saxons. Enjoy! 2 pints brown ale 1/2 pint dry sherry (or dry white wine) 3 ounces sugar 3-4 apples 1/2 lemon 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. (180 degrees celcius). Wash, peel, and core apples. Place the apples, sugar,and 4 tablespoons of the brown ale into a glass baking dish or heat resistant bowl and bake together for 25-30 minutes, or until the apples are tender. Peel the lemon rind, removing only the bright outer layer. Remove the apples and their collected juices from the oven and set aside. On top of the stove, set out a large pot, and add to it the remaining ale, sherry or wine, lemon peel, cinnamon, gingerand nutmeg. Mix this together and simmer gently over a low flame for 10-15 minutes. Add the apples and juices and serve immediately. Non-alcoholic Wassail 1 gallon apple cider 1/2 gallon orange juice 1 pint cranbe

A Poem To Me: Second Poem
Your Day To Be Queen Mother's Day is your day to be queen, this gift was given to you when you were seventeen. First came Megan, she made your life complete, oh wow was'nt that sweet. Then came Rose, she gave you a new start, giving her away ripped out your heart. Finally came Thurman, that would be me, thank you mom for loving, not one, not two, but all three. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, LOVE THURMAN

Keys Of Desire By Beniot Bellemare
a friends of mine wrote this for me. i just wanted to share with my friends Keys of desire -------------- Words on a screen Burning passion Sleep deprived Battle ends in hiatus Letters falling from the screen Like rain of autumn Words spoken Vivid echoes, insanity Awoken in the morning Keys in the face Vague memories are trace Of yesterday's dance with you Looking around Evidence to be found Of this new born flame Dissipates in evanescence Waiting now your presence Confirming what might be Just a blurry memory Of those words on a screen by Beniot Bellemare inspired by Debbie (Leggz)

Street Kids
Street kids! I,v been whit croup,who help those kids who living in sreets and they are homeless,whithout any love. Moust of all those kids game homes where are lot of alcoholism,and drugs.So are Oksana and Jura. Oksana is allready so deep in sreet life-and whithout help little Jura allmoust endit in sreets. Oksana is broken..broken by sreets.She game safety home on september.Her back round is shokking. But now she is little better, She already do little work and joy whit another kids,and our pray is that God hil her everything what happend in her life before. This is little story of Oksana: "me and my little brother born in russia.Our father is working in jail..where my mother is. they get know there,,and start to be together. When my little brother is baby ,mother lock us in one room and left out. I was then 5 years old. We cry and jel there,but mother not coming back. In 2 days lady in next door,call police and they took us in childrens home. After that

Marines' Hymn
From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, We fight our country's battles in the air, on land and sea. First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine. Our Flag's unfurled to every breeze from dawn to setting sun. We have fought in every clime and place, where we could take a gun. In the snow of far off northern lands and in sunny tropic scenes, You will find us always on the job, the United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Corps, which we are proud to serve. In many a strife we've fought for life and never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy ever look on heaven's scenes, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.

Story
As I unbutton my top I watch in the mirror as my breasts fall out, my nipples pert and rosy. I shiver as the air from the open window turns them instantly hard and a deeper shade. I stare for a minute admiring my shape and the way the contours create tiny shadows on my chest. I can still smell the scent from the lavender oil applied hours earlier. I unclip my hair from the twist that holds it and as I do my arm lightly brushes the tip of one of my nipples and a tingling sensation goes right through me. My hair cascades over my shoulders and the light feathery ends stop loosely just above my breasts. Still admiring in the mirror I gently rub the palm of my hands around them feeling their plumpness and fullness, my skin soft and warm, silky and smooth, against my cold hands. I let my fingers wander, tracing circles around my nipples. A more intense feeling comes over me. Ummmm. I close my eyes. I let my fingers stroke their tips, gently pulling and twisting. It feels so nice. I ca

Life Sucks
Okay well for my first entry I am just going to rant. lol Well lets look at my life shall we? I am a DIVORCED mother of 3 at the age of 21 NONE of my babies fathers care about there kids and I am the only one busting my ass trying to support them. I only have dated losers in my life and now my kids are suffering for that. I am so sick of all this drama that I have created for myself. I always pick Low life losers to date. People who rather use me and my children for a house to live in food in there stomachs (SP?) and money in there pockets (SP?) NO more of this shit is going to happen. I have growen up alot in the past year but I will amit i have had my down faults and I hurt a friend in the process but i cant live my life as a teenager anymore. I am a adult now i am 21 years old it was my choice to have my children younge and now i relized I forfited my ttenage years when that happend. (Not saying im a stuck up old lady :) ) but i relize i have to work hard for what i want in li

Im Mrs.frankstein
alright well its been since forever i noticed that i like guys older then me...like in their late 20s and older =/ i mean ive liked them older since i was like 14 haha is that weird? or am i a skank? lol well i dont know older guys i think are better haha well anyways thought i would write about this..lol ok then thanx for reading =)

Real People
STARTIN TO WONDER WHO ARE REAL FRIENDS AND WHO ARE NOT, MANY OF U STOP BY EVERDAY AND SHOUT OR LEAVE LOVE, THEN THERES THE MANY WHO DON'T , I CAME HERE LOOKING FOR FRIENDS NOT PEOPLE WHO ONLY SHOUT AT YOU WHEN THEY NEED RATES, OR A FAVOR, IF YOU NOTICE YOUR NOT ON MY PAGE ANY LONGER , HERES YOUR ANSWER........

What Does The Watcher Like To Watch?
Easy. The watcher likes to watch girls. Girls alone. Girls with other girls. And occasionally, if I'm in the mood for it, girls with boys. They are so much prettier to look at than boys, don't you think? Well, most of the time at least...

Since No One Came To Help
Since no one came to help I did my cleaning by myself lol. I actually got the upstairs cleaned except for one room that is in the middle of a "remodel". All I have left for tonight is to put new caulk around the tub as soon as its dry enough. Also did a few loads of laundry. Please don't let me get too domesticated here. I suppose its time to stop and eat.

Dim
Life is so unpredictable... At one time, everyone, and everything together, happy as could be, the colors: vibrant and unscathed... Now, reality is dim, at least for me, you have forgotten so it seems... I thought we were best friends, I thought we were close, I thought that you cared, Wishful thinking at the most... We both are cold, stubborn, & scorned, No one forgives, our lives continue, separate. My pain turns to anger my anger is unleashed no one understands what I am going through. Life goes on, brutal, or not. Denial, sadness, tears, and anger wonder, thoughts, memories, laughter, knowing you, I will never have any regrets...

For Health "sex"
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

Friends Are Priceless
ok today i learned a very importent lesson today that no matter who are your friends you can learn too trust them it dose take time and work and i am learning it the hard way so if you want to blame someone for your mistakes and all dont blame them you are the one to blame and dont push them to do something you and they will regret later what gose around comes around trust me i have learned it the hard way and dont drag there name threw the mudd to make yourself look like peaches and cream when you are the one who started it all

The One For Me
Sunlight filters down and runs across my cheek A smile grows upon thy face His gorgeous self lights up the mind As if you were only a dream But you're not a dream We belong together my diamond in the starry sky When you kiss me goodnight kiss me good morning I melt into your arms The way I can feel you touch miles apart, alone no more Every step of the way Isn't that what you always say We're meant to be together You and I. To my wonderful darling Steven!

You Made Me What I Am Today
You made me what I am today, courage at its best. You wanted me to know no fear, a cut above the rest. Not only did I master that, I've thrown in loyalty, too. Look past my eyes into my soul, you know I'd die for you. I'll watch your kids, I'll watch your house. Your praise will be my crown, ask what you will-I'll do my best. I'll even be your clown. But some of you don't like me, I'm sure I don't know why. The only thing I'm guilty of is courage, love, and try. But still they want to see me go, they want my breed to end. Will I see you sitting idly by? You, whom I call a friend? You made me what I am today, you never saw me waiver. I've done my best to keep you safe. Won't you please return the favor.

Here Are The Winners
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Glycerine
It must be your skin that I'm sinking in It must be for real 'cause now I can feel And I didn't mind It's not my kind, it's not my time to wonder why Everything gone white Everything's grey Now you're here Now you're away I don't want this Remember that I'll never forget where you're at Don't let the days go by Glycerine Glycerine I'm never alone I'm alone all the time Are you at one, or do you lie We live in a wheel where everyone steals But when we rise it's like strawberry fields I treated you bad, you bruise my face i couldn't love you more you've got a beautiful taste Don't let the days go by Could've been easier on you I couldn't change though I wanted to It should have been easier by three Our old friend fear and you and me Glycerine Glycerine Don't let the days go by Glycerine Don't let the days go by.... Glycerine Glycerine Glycerine Glycerine Bad moon white again Bad moon white again As she falls around me I needed you more when you

Demons Whispers
DEMONS WHISPERS they come like the wind back to my mind telling those lies I've tried so hard to forget lack of sleep and fever only help those words come ever so clearly into my broken spirit so easily as if they never left no one here to help chase them away all I can do is listen and look for my beloved paper clips, for my delicious agony to return in beautiful crimson color seeping through my skin as i scratch, scratch, scratch away the pain. giving myself control yet again over something, anything. tears flood into my eyes as i throw the bent pieces of metal across the room and I scream, holding my hair so tight it might rip out. demons whisper into my ears you are fat, you are stupid, you are so ugly.. no wonder why he stays in Kentucky. Its so clear why you are still single, why all anyone has wanted from you is sex, because that's all you're worth. STUPID, FAT AND UGLY! You are destined to be alone.. remember me telling you this not to long

Machiene Head
welp... its official i pretty much suck contrary to my mumm i am NOT getting ice cream and watchin a movie. i am just going to bed. I completely dont get people at all whatsoever but whatever. my headache is back N i goto be well tomorrow for my study buddy

Keep Your Head To The Sky
Master told me one day I'd find peace in every way But in search for the clue Wrong things i was bound to do Keep my head to the sky For the clouds to tell me why As i grew, and with strength Master kept me as i repent And he said Keep your head to the sky Keep your head to the sky He gave me the will to be free Purpose to live his reality Hey, and i found myself never alone Chances came to make me strong To step right up and be a man 'cause you need faith to understand So we're saying for you to hear Keep your head and face atmosphere Keep your head to the sky So the clouds Keep your head to the sky So they can tell you why, lord Keep your head to the sky Surely, the clouds are gonna tell you why Gave me the will to be free Purpose to live his reality and i found myself never alone 'cause chances came, they came to make me strong Hey, to step right up and be a man you need faith to understand So we're just saying for you to he

You Get To Me
You get to me, Just by the look in your eyes, The touch of your hand, As gentle as a sun rise. You get to me, With the kindness of your heart, The way you speak so softly, I feel as though we’re never apart. You get to me, With every breathe you take, Every word you speak, Every move you make. You get to me, Fingers intertwined The feel of your heartbeat, I know you’ll forever be mine. Written by me....Little Lee

Marines
Marines come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere. In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30

I Think Lately
I think lately I've been feeling ok I often stay awake til dawn and sing the night away I think i seen ya just the other day and I was wondering if you still feel that way I think about all those nights when you'd watch me play then wed make love 'til the light of day ill bet you didn't even know that I moved again I picked up my guitar and took that train you know the one that always takes me home the one that keeps me from being all alone and its been lately I've been doing alright i go through my list of memories by candle light and if i seen ya hanging around some day I think id ask you if things were ok then id take that old train alone you know the one we always said would take us home and id end up singing the night away and id be asking for forgiveness like it was yesterday

A Secret Promise Kept.
A Secret Promise Kept The appointment I was on my way to was very important; I was very late and very lost. With my male ego in check, I began to look for a place to ask directions, preferably a gas station. Since I had been crisscrossing the city, my gas gauge was perilously low and time was of the essence. I spotted the amber glow of light outside the local fire station. What better place to ask directions? I quickly stepped from my car and crossed the street to the station. All three overhead doors were open and I could see red fire engines with their doors ajar, chrome shining, waiting in anticipation for the bell to ring. As I stepped inside, the aroma of the station assaulted me. It was the smell of the hoses drying in the tower, the oversized rubber boots, jackets and helmets. These smells, mixed in with the freshly washed floors and polished trucks, created that mysterious scent associated with all fire stations. Slowing down, I took a deep breath, closed my eyes a

You Will Know
Lonely one of young so brokenhearted Traveling down the rigid road of life Using pharmaceutical extractions To find the paradise Finds the high but comes down feeling lower Gets down on their knees and starts to pray Looking up to heaven for the answer They hear a voice that says You will know Troubled heart you'll know Problems have solutions Trust and I will show You will know Troubled heart you'll know Every life has reason For I made it so Single parent trying to raise their children But they would much rather not alone Reaches out to find that special someone To make their house a home Finds someone but no one is the right one Gets down on their knees and starts to pray Looking up to heaven for the answer They hear a voice that says You will know Lonely heart you'll know Problems have solutions Trust and I will show You will know Lonely heart you'll know Every life has reason For I made it so"

Does God Still Speak To Us?
A young man had been to Wednesday night Bible Study. The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord's voice. The young man couldn't help but wonder, "Does God still speak to people?" After service he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message. Several different ones talked about how God had led them in different ways. It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home. Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, "God.. If you still speak to people speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey." As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought, stop and buy a gallon of milk. He shook his head and said out loud, "God is that you?" He didn't get a reply and started on toward home. But again, the thought, buy a gallon of milk. The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of God, and how little Samuel ran to Eli. "Okay, God, in case that is you, I will buy t

Lest We Forget
To all my friends i want to say lest we forget and never forget to some of you it's veterans' day and remembrance day so let's remember the troops anywhere in the world they might be including the US forces and Australian forces in Iraq and other places and hopefully we will have worldwide peace someday and i also hope that the troops of each country no matter which country you are from comes home safely and alive and we'll always remember the fallen troops who died fighting for peace in this world to make it safe for the next generation of this world from Bruce.

Drunk Poem #1
Tonight I saw Blood; My eyes didn't flood For it was caused by my own hand Tonight I hit a man. My girl had to hold me back I was on the attack How dare he do that to her-- Then have the nerve to send his friend back there Does raping a girl make you feel good? Does it make you feel hood? Don't get it twisted or confused. Alcohol should've been the only thing abused Men like you two aren't shit In your directions, i spit What you did to my girl sucked... but boy check yo face, cuz you got fucked Asshole number two; I didn't forget you Don't meet me in a dark place... Cuz i won't be afraid to fuck up YOUR face.