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Many Paws DNO's blog: "Retirement"

created on 11/13/2007  |  http://fubar.com/retirement/b154225
Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting. We tell them for example, the other day Jackie & I went into Tunbridge Wells and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So Jackie called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. then he said," there you are, I suppose you are both happy now?" We said, "We don't give a f**k as the car is not ours, we came to town on the bus using our free pass". We do make an effort to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. We think it's important when you get to our age.
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