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How To Make A Salute For Ct
Directions for making a “SALUTE” A “Salute” is a voluntary procedure for members who would like to verify they are a real person. We do respect any member’s freedom to be anonymous. Salutes are submitted to be verified by CT staff to ensure authenticity. Members can “salute” in the following ways 1. Please make a HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM and your SCREEN NAME and your MEMBER ID along with a clear picture of YOU in the photo. The CT staff should be able to clearly read your sign and see you in the photo. Please use a dark ink/ marker to make your sign. (Example www.CherryTAP.com/Scrapper, ID #22) 2. “Photo shopped” and typed salutes will NOT be accepted. If it looks misleading, it will be rejected. 3. The following items WILL be allowed in your photo as part of your verification if you wish. Please add your member URL and ID as mentioned above under number one to the photo: a) Your LostCherry T shirt. b) You sitting next to your PC, with the Cherr

Time
Time is a funny thing when i was a kid all i ever wanted to do was be a teenager than drive than be on my own than buy booz ect ect now i am 27 and wellno incentive damn it so its a funny thing time u may be care free and havin a god time but it will come up on ya and kick ur ass lol

We Must Stop This Immediately
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morni

This Must Stop!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning,

Quotes Of The Day For 11/12 - Friendship
"No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow." ALice Walker "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born." Anais Nin "The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to all their circle of acquaintance and of activity; but for this type of friendship both a rare man and a rare woman are needed. Perhaps it should be added that either the man or the woman thus deeply bound in lifelong friendship who seeks marriage must find a still rarer man or woman to wed, to make such a three cornered comradeship a permanent success." Anna Garlin Spencer "The sharing of joy, whether physical, emotional, psychic, or intellectual, forms a bridge between the sharers which can be the basis for understanding much of what is not shared between them

Fuckin Morons
for those of u who know me..im a nice person and that im as sweet as can be...i havent said n e thing wrong in commets or n e thing for the sad fuckin few that judged me cause i have a scar on my leg from a sugery that i had due from trying to defend ur lazy ass...u have a nother thing commin...first off where do u get the right to say that im ugly and that my leg is ugly without even takin the fuckin time to get to know me...dont commet on my page then add me to ur friends list to call me fuckin names...i have a news flash u fuckin morons...i dont give a fuck..but get the fuck off my page...cause i dont have time to deal with ur sorry asses... if i gave a fuck id personally see to that something was done but i dont care....dont commet on my shit and dont call me ugly...

Oh Brother This Is A Good One
well once again, the ignorance of man is shown. ( at least from my own point of view and if i'm wrong someone let me know, i have no problem with varrying opinions ) So get a load of this, i'm reading bulletins and i run across one begging people to repost a bulletin about getting rid of the RIP feature. now dont get me wrong i understand the frustration in having your pics jacked and someone else using them and saying its them. and its perfectly understandable to get pissed off about it. so dont by any means think i'm raggin on the people who get upset about this. now with that being said. HOW SILLY CAN YOU BE to think that for one minute getting rid of that feature will stop people from jacking your pic and using it. i mean think about it people. myspace doesnt have that feature and your pics get jacked. msn spaces/profiles dont have a rip feature and your pics get jacked. i can right click on a pic of vin deisel and say its me and post it. as long as right click/save exis

Bipolar Hell...
well some of you know that i have been diagosed with bipolar. and it sucks. i have bipolar and major depression. the thing is is that i am currently not on medication. so my mood swings are horrible. my husband bears with me as best as he can, but i know that i am a total bitch when they hit. i am a reformed cutter. all through highschool i cut. i would cut my wrists, my ankles, and my arms up near my shoulders. i have the scars to prove it. i used to be a pill popper too. i tried to OD on anti depressants and also on sleeping pills. i thankfully had a few people who truly cared about me growing up and called my parents to have them rush me to the ER. i never had my stomach pumped, but i was always forced to ingest charcoal. not the greatest thing in the world. my junior year of highschool i was asked to leave until i was deemed no longer a threat to myself or those around me. i was asked to be seen by the mental institution near my house. i had a great counselor whom i

Sooo True
WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I POUT MY LIPS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH (when we argue) - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER - JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS TAKE NOTES BOYS................ IF I DONT CALL YOU - IM WANTING FOR YOU TO CALL ME WHEN IM SCARED -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK BECAUSE I AM WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS WHEN IM CRYING -SAY EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK AND THEN KISS ME

Wisdom Without Words
Animal Spirit Guides Native Americans have long believed the search for true wisdom is aided by unseen forces that walk the earth with us. They believe animals not only have healing and inspirational powers, but they possess knowledge that humans have forgotten. Animal spirit guides can teach you many things, if you're attuned to their message. Shamans also use the knowledge and energy of the animal kingdom to center themselves and perform healing rituals. Through meditation, they draw on the unique energy of the animals to strengthen their own. Each animal, from the sparrow to the trout to the tiniest insect, has its own strengths and specialties. Because of this, the shaman can draw upon specific animal powers for assistance in many situations. The rabbit deals well with fear, and demonstrates quick thinking, humility and creativity; while the cunning mountain lion flaunts his authority without ego. Even the common housefly sees the world in many different ways and is adaptab

Anticipation
12-10-05 Anticipation By: Travis Smith Wanting to touch Longing to feel Feeling that rush What am I doing here? Skin on skin Heart to heart Temptations consume me What is this? My thoughts racing My blood boils Utter confusion surrounds me Can you help me? Can you help me? Looking for a reason Wanting the truth I don't really understand you Can I really trust you?

Fingers
Fingers All this stupid ranting and raving I do: the whining, the bitching and moaning: “my knee,” “my boy,” “the ex,” “I have no money,” and sometimes, it’s all such a lie. And then, when all I need is to let the roar out, to let it escape into the black night and the infinite sky and the eight million and twelve stars; when all I need is to find moist damp fingers kind enough to capture my own; when all I need is to find some diamond eyes so crazily cut, so oddly set, that there is some crack or crevice that I can settle into, only then does everything crumble like a tide-old sandcastle built just not quite far enough inland to avoid the eroding, corroding, decaying, demolishing Poseidon’s hand of tide and current and undertow and everything is the moon’s fault. It sings to me and like a child enticed by the Pied Piper’s melody, I will worship Pan, dance to his overwhelming flute, rejoice with his kindred spirits, like Dionysus,

Someone Looked Me In The Face
Someone Looked Me In the Face Brown trees, gray grass, running running don't look back the wind rustles through the trees to send a haunting mourning breeze black clouds, thunderbolts do i shake from fear or cold? hush, hush, dont dare cry times are changing by and by black water, black sun, run until i find someone the past is grim, the future bright run until the end of night it is there i hope to find my pacifiying peace of mind i'll run into your warm embrace can you look me in the face? purple trees, blue grass no more need to watch my back the wind rustles through the trees to send a calming, peaceful breeze white clouds, gentle rain you have licked my wounds of pain hush, hush, you can cry times are changing by and by crystal water, golden sun you are my sweet only one the past is grim, the future bright hold me in your arms so tight it is here that i will find my pacifying peace of mind i've run into your warm

Member These And Get Back Ta Me
1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-hug her from behind the waist 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 23-tell her what u feel! 24-make her feel loved 25-buy her stuff. small things can still help ...the little things mean the most... 2

Red Ties
see the sky turn red at night black clouds rolling in feel the warmth keep it in sight as the light grows dim power of things not named memories of things not tamed a death of old and starts new severing ties from only you we sleep together becoming one a blackened spot on the sun returning there each night making love by candlelight forever in the grasp of love fit perfect like hand to glove this will set me free please just remember me

The Down Fall Of The Dark Haired God,part 1
Ok, this is what i wrote last night. just a bit of twisted fun. I'm sitting in my shadow spot i see you working your ass off. By dancing on the stage and taking the sluts money. i just laugh to myself. For no one knows what i know. You thought you could just push me to the side. But what you and these sluts don't know is that when i was at your place picking my stuff up i left you a gift. i know what you'll do,you'll go home with the redhaired slut siting in the center of the tables. you'll tie her up and fuck her brains out. Then once she's asleep you'll slip out of the back door and come home. Once there you'll rip off your shirt and pants,slip in to the hot tub. thats where it'll all change. So go ahead enjoy the little redhead slut,because she'll be the last for you ,in a long while. Ha,ha,i get up and slip out of the strip club and think about the second step in taking the god down.

Angry
So why is it even if I talk to one fuckin guy that everyone automatically assumes either theyre trying to get into my pants or Im trying to get into theirs. No I dont fuckin use people. So thinking that I do, shows apparently how well you do not know me.. I would never use someone due to the simple fact that Ive been used so many times previously in my life. Am I not allowed to have friends. Who the hell are you to fuckin judge me? Are you my father? No. Even if so. I wouldnt give a shit, as much as I do not give a shit now. You act as if you do not care for how many months now, telling me that I never fuckin talk to you unless I want something, when its always me the one trying to get ahold of you. Think about it. Even when we were dating, who was the one who always called you, I always IMed you, it was always me. I confess I am not perfect, I confess that I have flaws, but Im not a criminal, Im not a bad person, and as much anger as I have for you right now I still care about you. I

Pages Of The Night
i have walked a long way just to see you i have held onto something that no one ever knew and now i see in your eyes what it is im supposed to be i can take a look to the stars and see youll set me free so remember when i hold you close that im the one you need and forget the things in the past that make your heart bleed lets live forever in the pages of the night and forever we can be as one til they turn out the light ill fill your days and nights with shades of black and grey and turn all your fears around and make them go away

The Down Fall Of The Dark Haired God Part 2
Just as i fore saw. See that the god has return from the redheads place. There go's the shirt,a few steps there gos the pants.Good god, don't turn the lights on. ha,ha,right in the hot tub. As i watch you go under the water i take my place. As your head pops out of the water, i inject you,and out you go. i pull you out of the hot tub and pull you in to the playroom. Ties you up to the bed, gags you and blind folds you. To wake you up I put clamps on your nipples and your dick. Sends shocks to both of them. You wake up and try to get away ,fool,hehe.

Kiwi Kitten
Well, My lil kitty is sick...it is the cat that I am posting as my "PICTURE" right now. The "doc" found a "nodule" in his throat.. He was also breaking out in a bunch of horrible rashes. It was looking really bad.. Have you ever tried to give a pill to a cat :P~ well luckily the the medicine was liquid...and he must know I am trying to make him better. He is jumping up on the sink. Well..The doc thinks it is something with is "thyroid" Please pray, send blessings, or any other thing you do...for my kitty I do not want it to be cancer He is a VERY good kitty!!! Thank you to all my friends!!

The Boondock Saints Prayer
AND SHEPARDS WE SHALL BE, FOR THEE MY LORD. FOR THEE, POWER HATH DESCENDED FORTH FROM THY HAND. THAT OUR FEET MAY SWIFTLY CARRY OUT THY COMMAND. SO WE SHALL FLOW A RIVER FORTH TO THEE AND TEEMING WITH SOULS SHALL IT EVER BE. IN NOMINE PATRIS. ET FILII. ET SPIRITUS SANCTI.

The Boondock Saints Movie
OK FOLKS I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE MOVIE FOR THE 2ND TIME, AND IT WAS EVEN BETTER THIS TIME THEN THE 1ST TIME I SAW IT. I AM SO GOING TO BUY THIS MOVIE. I LOVE IT. IT TOTALLY ROCKS PEOPLE. IT IS ALSO MY BROTHER IN LAWS FAVORITE MOVIE. ANYBODY ELSE SEE IT, AND WHAT YOU THINK OF IT???

Just Turned Good
MY DAY HAS WENT FROM SHIT TO REALLY GOOD IN THE MATTER OF SECONDS THE WORDS I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO HEAR FOR A WHILE I JUST GOT TO HEAR....RIGHT NOW I AM FEELIN PRETTY GOOD HOPE THAT DOESNT CHANGE FOR ANYTHING I WANT TO STAY IN THIS GOOD MOOD FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT INTO TOMORROW....

Yayyyy!!!
well its 1201 and i am officially old! its my birthday and i feel every second of it. I am sittining here tonight drinking by myself and wondering why i am so damn stubborn that i will not let anyone in???? I guess i am just a fricking dumbass! well happy birthday to me.

A Wasp In Her....
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp. The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try." Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?" "Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

You Have Got To Be Fucking Shiting Me!
I did not know that there is a daily limit on how many photos you can rate. This really sucks ass considering I was trying to help out a friend get her level and now I can't. So now not only do I have to worry about how many photo comments i make, now i have this shit! Can anyone shed some light on this madness be fore it drives me even further into the abyss of insanity?

Lost
How can one feel so lost, yet feel no pain? How can one be the ship that is sinking deeper and deeper into their own mind? How can one wish for hope, when all they see is despair? How can one slip so far, that there is no place left to fall? How can one be holding tightly to the knot in the end of the rope, yet feeling it slip away between their fingers. How can one be asking these questions, and not taking the steps?

Brilliant Weekend !!
my weekend was great this weekend ... started off out for drinks with my gal kirsty friday night we got absoultely wasted and had loads of fun in the processs !! was a really chilled night ended up on here at some point in the evening .... early morning i think it was actually .... could just about see the keys to type !! lol then saturday morning ... i get a phone call saying my sister has had her baby ... a beautifull baby girl now named olivia and weighed 8 lb 9 oz....... !! shes absoultely gorgeous ... saw her yesterday and had a hugg and im gana go see her later today and get some piccys .. weldone my big sis jenna !! spent saturday day recovering !!kirsty woke up and came back to mine ordering a full english brekki...lol... coz its the best hangover cure ever .... and then she stayed on my sofa with my blanket for the rest of the day and the next night and the next morning .... lol.... we had a right laugh just chatting and watching crap tv..those kinda days are a

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FLAWLESS IMPERFECTIONS You see yourself in the pouring rain, No one to pull you out of the storm I'd go but you'll only keep me there So I can feel your strain. I did nothing to earn your cold shoulder But I receive it none-the-less Lead me on for it's only darkness That I can see.

Street Art
This guy is amazing. These are all done on the pavement with chalk. Amazing!!!! .. People are actually walking around the hole This is the correct angle to look at it This is the wrong angle, but shows you how he does it.

On A Lighter Note
Good Morning! I actually feel pretty good tody. But I am going back to bed. TOOO TIRED. I got out of my bad mood. NO OFFENSE, but you men can drive us woman nutty. but I guess we do are fair share of driving you crazy too. My birth day is on the 25th. I am not excited, I am going to be 28. I want to be 22. LOL!! I am afraid to turn 30. That means I cant be a kid no more. Well I hope everyone has a great day. I wont be on till later, so I will ttyl. bye bye

In My Head
"In My Head" By Anna Nalick... Come listen to the song on my page!! Under the weight of your wings You are a god and whatever I want you to be And I wonder if truly you are Nearly as beautiful as I believe In my head Your voice You've got all that I need And this make believe will get me through Another lonely night Under the weight of your wings Should ever we meet on your side of your stereo I will pretend I know not of your thoughts And even the way that they mirror my own I'll take you away in the way that you take me and go where I go In my head Your voice You've got all that I need And this make believe will get me through Another lonely night Fall away to the sound of my heart to your beat Melancholy and cool, kind of bitter sweet Love on repeat I'm echoing all your philosophies And as I fall away to the sound of my heart to your beat Melancholy and cool, kind of bitter sweet Love on repeat I'm echoing all your philosophies And as I...

Feeling...
Im sad, i feel like the world felt down on me... one more day starting and i keep my bad humor, all i want is cry, even if i know that will not bring me anywhere... Sometimes i wish i could end this, suicide would be the only solution, only this way i could stop this sadness, this pain... i know its a stupid thought but i've been suffering alot during all my short life, and i cant handle this anymore, im not that strong, i just cant!

I Hate Cheaters.
If you know me well enough, you would know it takes a lot to get me upset. Well this past Friday my boyfriend called me, and told me that he got high on a Monday night and hooked up with some random chick. Then he tries to break up without giving me a chance to say anything. Yeah, I was sad, angry, and for some reason I still love him. How the hell does that work anyway? I never used to be able to forgive something like this, but loving him changed that. He promised me to stop, now I just hope he does so my heart won't break worse then it did last time. -A

Poem By Me Called Never
We would never appreciate sunshine if there was no rain We would never experience happiness if we didn't know pain We would never know love if we never felt some hate We wouldn't need to rush if we all would sit and wait We would never see the beauty of roses if we didnt see some weeds We would never heal if we never had to bleed We would never see the light if we were never in the dark We would never appreciate love if someone didn't break our heart We would never really live if we were so afraid to die We would never have the answers if we didnt question "why" We would never know loneliness if we never had a friend We would never start all over if another chapter didn't end We would never question God if we kept our strong faith We would never feel trapped if we let our minds escape We would never smile if we never hurt enough to cry We would never say hello if we never said good bye We would never have rainbows without a thunder storm We would never understa

Juggalo Family Iz Turnin 2 Shit!
I FEEL LIKE NO ONE EVEN CARES WHAT I GOT TO SAY ANYMORE ABOUT THE FAMILY TURNIN INTO A BUNCH OF FAKE ASSES! WE DONT EVEN HANG OUT IN THE LOUNGE ANYMORE AND I WUZ PROUD OF THE LOUNGE CUZ WE USED TO HAVE PPL IN THERE AND NOW EVERYTIME I COME ON HERE TO HANG OUT WITH MY FAM NO ONES IN THERE. EVERYONES TOO BUSY WITH THESE STUPID CONTEST REAL LO'S N LETTE'S DONT CARE BOUT SHOWIN OFF THEIR TITS N ASS FOR STUPID PTS. THATS WHY I THINK A BUNCH OF U R FAKE AND JUST SAY UR PART OF THE LO FAM JUST FOR POPULARITY PTS. SEE REAL LO'S N LETTE'S ARE MISFITS AND OUTKAST THAT DONT CARE ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST LO OR LETTE ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IZ THE FAM. ON HERE I AINT REALLY SEEN ALOT OF REAL FAM N HERE AND IT IS SAD. IM CAME HERE TO MEET MORE FAM AND HANG OUT WITH FAM AND I CANT EVEN DO IT ANYMORE THAT IZ REAL SAD!!!!!!!!!

Them Dang Teens!!!! Now I Can't Sleep!!!
Well just wonderful!!! (Grumbles and growls, all while yawning, and so wishing I could be asleep now.) My wonderful teens thought theyd be cute and wake me from my sleep. They do this so often and no just to me but other siblings, and family members. So I decided tonight was payback time. Just as I heard them finally asleep, I would creep in the room and start tickling their faces, makin noises, or jumping on them and running out of the room. For the first few visits they acted like it phased them in the slighest. Then finally victory was mine!!! They started yelling and growling, and boy they were feeling my frustration this early morning. I clearly pointed out how inconsiderate, disrespectful, and mean it was to do such things to others, then while leaving the room---I flashed on the lights and GROWLED WICKEDLY; "DO IT AGAIN AND I WILL BE YOUR WORST NIIIIIIIIIIGHTMAREEEEEEEE!!!!!" So........Now I accopolished what I set out to do, but now I can't get back to sleep!!

I Arrive.
Oh, the memories. See friends, I once lived here for six years. This was my house once. I made the down payment. I paid the mortgage. The appliances are all top of the line, because I prefer the best tools for my passions. The carpet, flawlessly matches the curtains, and wainscoting. I have a CD player, mounted in the kitchen. I'm slightly obsessed with cleanliness, and I love to have music whilst I work. (Mops make fabulous dance partners.) Am I home? No...Far from it. But this will suffice. This will do, for now. This is my waystation. This is the jumping off point into the next phase of my life. It once all began here, and now, in a sense, it begins again. But the rules have changed. This time, it's going down my way. So, the point to this entry? Just to let my friends know I've moved, I've arrived, I'm here. I'm intact, better than ever. And thank you, Ronald, for caring. And thank You, for being You... It'll be awhile before I have my computer back up online, so

Remembering Eddie Guerrero
On the morning of November 13, 2005 I awoke around 7:00 a.m. at the Marriott in downtown Minneapolis. I was headed to the Target Center for RAW and SmackDown. Following the shows that evening, the plans were to leave for Europe with the SmackDown brand. As I was preparing to head to the building with the other producers, I was met by Dave Finlay. Judging by the look on his face, I knew instantly that something was wrong. He proceeded to tell me of Eddie’s passing. At that moment my world stopped for what felt like a lifetime. The feeling was eerily reminiscent of my father’s passing in September of 1994. Until then, I hadn’t felt such a tragic loss as the day Eddie left us. It’s an indescribable feeling to lose someone you’ve shared so much of your life with through the years. It’s hard to express ones feelings when they lose a loved one. I loved Eddie Guerrero very much. Eddie was part of my “road family” along with Chris Benoit for the past 15 years. I can honestly say I have spe

If
If a kiss was a raindrop... I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second... I'd send you hours. If smiles were water... I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person... I'd send you me. If you dont send this to at lest 10 people...you will be left with no friends because they won't know that you appreciate them. This poem shows lots of appreciation...so send this to all of your

How Does It Feel To Want?
I want to network with other artists. I want to have artist friends. I want to make a little money from my artwork! I want there to be more than four artists, including myself, on Cherry Tap. I want all other artists to join the art lounge I made (Art is Love) so we can fullfill the afforementioned networking want. I want to NOT be the only person who wants these things! Ok, I'm done rambling now. But seriously, I want to meet other artists on CT! PS: I'm so sick of people who list their interests as partying and drinking and hanging out. Don't you want to actually DO SOMETHING?

Friends I Will Catch When I Can!
I won't be in here as much as I like. I probably won't be able to post responses back quickly, because I have gone back to work. I have been off on early retirement from teaching school, really disability retirement but not having enough years at best it hardly met the bills. I found out as long as did not work for the school retirement system I could work at other things. So I am trying my hand at Wally's world, man it was a more rigorous interviews, and back ground checks than the public schools give employees. Now that is a sad affair when you think what school employees are responsible for. Well, I wanted everyone to know that I am not ignoring you I am just working weird hours and days. When Jan is home I will not be on the computer very much, because I would rather push her buttons and play with her. Sorry, but I love her just a little. Everyone behave and I am not saying how you have to have some fun, but get along with each other.

Have To Say This...
The sexiest ladies on cyberspace are right here at CT. Man, who needs skin mags and porno?! I think I'm losing feeling in my legs. I definitely won't be walking for a while without getting awkward looks, that's for sure. :) Keep it sexy, ladies...but that definitely won't take any effort. :)

For You =)
May you find serenity and tranquility in a world you may not always understand. May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the strength to walk through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism. Always know that there are those whose love and understanding will always be there, even when you feel most alone. May you discover enough goodness in others to believe in a world of peace. May a kind word, a reassuring touch, and a warm smile be yours every day of your life, and may you give these gifts as well as receive them. Remember the sunshine when the storm seems unending. Teach love to those who hate, and let that love embrace you as you go out into the world. May the teachings of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and whose have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less than you would have wished. It is the content of the enco

To My Two Bestfriends
well i know that it's not much but this is the way my mind works. shawns knows it the best but you will too. the only way for me to express myself is thru writing poems. so i wrote a little something for you guys. i hope you enjoy it and like it. hope you two had a great day. luv ya *hugg* and *kisses*

In His Eyes
In My Eyes You are the World Your beauty is such that it cannot be ignored, Your grace of soul beyond compare. You are the world in my eyes my precious one, You live life with style and flare. I will always love you and seek your light, One day your visage I shall find. The delight of knowing the warmth of your touch, In your arms I finally unwind. Swirling colors of your kalidescope life, Make me smile and fill my eyes. Never boring and never again bound, In your arms my heart flies. Distance of dreams, misty lands and time, Keep us from gazing upon eachothers face. In dreams we shall continue to meet, until in the starlight we dance in grace. My love, my life, my dearest heart, You know my deepest passions, my darkest desire. Deep in my soul a place burns, For you in my hidden passionate fire. From Ramzi ( I Love it )Had to keep it means alot!!!

Confustion
Do you feel the change? Have you noticed the difference? There is something going on that I can not identify. I try to see clearly what is causing this metamorphosis, but I see nothing but the effects. I try to stop it- but I can't seem to find the brakes. I feel as if I should take all my atoms and molecules and pack them in a repeating pattern, extending in all three spatial dimensions. Solidification, then, would complete my transformation. Could this be the route I should take? Would that make you happier? 240 hours? Wednesday will mean 1488!!!!! And yet I still feel sometimes as if I should be shorter, and darker, and ink. What's happening? Why can't I be enough?

Trick Or Treat
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" the girl replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" They go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the door bell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!" says the man. Heads hung low, the kids leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks. "Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."

Poaphc
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600.00 dollars and goes toTexas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599.00, take it or leave it.", the cowboy says. She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer." The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to any where in the U.S. are $0.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?", inquires the man. "Comfortable.", replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when

Can We Just Skip Christmas.......
& go right into the new year?????? i swear it will be a hell of a lot cheaper & a lot less stressful for me. i hate Christmas & December. i mainly hate Christmas cuz i work in retail, anyone who works in retail can understand where im coming from. i also hate December because my late grandfather was born on Christmas day & he had died December 12, 2001. so yeah December will always be a hard month for me to get through.

Erotic Exploration
The secret world of smooth warm flesh your graceful curves delight my eye they call my fingertips to explore them such a wondrous geography, paradise I ache to be your favorite native son, born to love each rise, and silken valley, humbly bow my head to drink so deep from your wellspring of sweet desire I long to quench my lusty thirst in you parched, like a desert nomad's throat dream of the day when you float above find sweet release, like clouds and rain your hands reach out, to take my face and pull me to your waiting breasts to suckle you long as a greedy child lulled by the music, of your hot breath your fingers plow furrows in my hair and trace my brow, fever flushed softly croon song of love to me need binds me tight to your side do you feel me throb so deep inside? a counterpoint to your rolling motion? my growling voice echoes in the room your name kisses my lips and tongue trembling thighs, so graceful spread heaven's gate open so wide

Special Night For Two
She looked around to see if everything she had prepared was set. Everything seemed alright she thought as she continued to scan the room some more and she was satisfied with what she saw. Going into the bathroom, she looked at herself in the mirror and retouched her makeup. Remembering how she had set up the evening, sending him the key to the hotel room with some instructions to his job. It was something that she had planned for about a month to do, but both were way too busy. Combing her long black hair, she often wondered how she could be so lucky to have found such a man like him. She knew that she wasn’t like those models in the magazines that she would often envy when she was a child, she was a BBW he would often tell her and he loved her no matter how she looked. When she walked back into the room, she heard the doorknob being to turn, and then he slowly walked in the room. "Wow," he said when he looked around at all the candles that luminated the room. "You really out di

Beautiful Days Chapter 10
BEAUTIFUL DAYS CHAPTER TEN "The earth is dead. It has cried as we cried. It has lived as we lived. And now, I lies lifeless. Raped of all spirit. Same as mankind. Dead. Spiritless. Without hope. We look to man as god. Our vision tainted. Man is not god. But man does possess the power of God. The power to create and destroy. Which gives man the impression that it is alright to destroy God's property as well. These days we live in are days of dark despair. Days of blindness. The earth has cried it's final cry. As has man. And for the earth and mankind alike, only one final option remains... RESSURECTION! Able. BEAUTIFUL DAYS CHAPTER TEN KNOW YOUR ENEMY! I didn't sleep last night. Just peered out of this window. She's still in slumber land. I must have overworked her last night. Oh well, she wouldn't be the first. She's starting

;) Naaah!!
You scored as Blade. Thats right you are the booty kicking you cross me and I will stomp a mudhole in your butt type. Sexy and a great fighter with mad fighting skillsBlade100%Marius100%Armand83%Spike83%Dracula83%Lestat67%Louis50%Akasha33%Angel33%Deacon Frost33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

So Called Friends....
I just want to start by letting people know that i don't say sorry for things i do not say. I think that people need to stand up for what they say and if they do not like what is said to them they should take it up with the person who said it. Had a friend.....he was talking to my sister and she said some hurtful stuff to him....he said i need to say sorry....sorry for what? He has a site here on cherrytap.....he wants to talk about being true to yourself, but he likes to trick men in to leaving comments on his page. He thinks it's funny....i don't think it's funny at all. so, if you happen to see his page just know it is a guy...DORK....is his user name. So, i was hoping that someone could help me understand why someone who lives in a glass house throws stones? I know i'm not perfect, but if someone is my so called friend i don't hide things from them....and i do not use things they tell me to hurt them. This is something he needs to learn.....back in June my husband took my kids

Joining...
A couple days ago I responded to a mum about whether I would want to join a "family of friends." Basically, I said no, and referenced a couple "families" on here that I have found to be somewhat exclusive and nasty to outsiders and other groups of people. The owner of the mum responded with "but my group wouldn't be like that!" However, I have to wonder... is that ever possible? Is it ever possible for a group to not be discriminatory? Aren't groups, by nature, rather exclusionary? I mean, noone starts out that way. Groups form so people can talk with people who have common interests, attitudes, etc. But as the group grows, the standards of behavior/attitude/etc. you have to have in order to fit into that group grow more and more narrow. And because human beings, by nature, tend to be smugly certain that their way is the best... well, by golly, that ends up meaning that obviously anyone in *their* group is superior. You can see this throughout our society, and throughou

4 Seasons
Lessons on Life There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly.So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen.The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

Girl/girl 2
Cemetary Girls ( original fiction) I sat alone in the cemetery, recalling memories. How much I had changed since I had last been in this very spot. So many thoughts clouded my mind. So much time had passed, I was different now. Things were different. I drew in a deep breath and stared at the moon. Peaceful darkness all around me. Only the feel of the cold hard stone beneath me, and the promise of a summer rain. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her, watching me from the shadows. I closed my eyes, thought of her touch, the way she would hold me, gentle when needed, but rough and deep. I had wanted her for so long. To hold her, touch her. Feeling her presence, made my body come to life. I could feel the warmth and wetness clinging to my underwear, to my hotness. I looked around, we were alone and she was watching my every move. Neither of us spoke. I slid my hand inside my clothes, slowly teasing myself, massaging my clit, my head back, I thought of her. The way her hair fell on her fac

Got This From A Bulletin On Another Site:
This really made me think about somethings: As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt, because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin ...

Who I Should Avoid Dating Lol
Never Date an Aquarius Freaky, unconventional, and downright strange - it's likely that any Aquarius will weird you out. And if you do happen to fall for an Aquarius, you'll probably find them too emotionally distant to connect with. Instead try dating: Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn, or Virgo What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Grrrrrrrr
BESIDES NONE OF MY FRIENDS READING MY BULLETIN TO GO VOTE FOR ME IN THE CONTEST I AM IN, I ADDED A PIC LASTNIGHT THAT NOBODY HAS VOTED OR COMMENTED ON! SO THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT MY HELP, DON'T GET PISSED OFF WHEN I DON'T!

A List Of Recent Reasons I'm Not Fond Of The Human Race
So according to my Myspace I have a lot of friends. Yeah sure. These days people have no concept of friendship. Here's what I mean. I planned a party for all of my 'friends' and my fiance's 'friends'. So we had about 25 people who said they were coming. My 2 very closest friends said they were coming to see me finally since I'd only talked to them online for the last 2 years. Get this....NOBODY CAME. NOT ONE. Over a hundred dollars spent for food and drinks for everyone who said they were coming and didnt. It was pitiful. My best friend in the world never even responds to my emails or phone calls anymore. I never did anything to wrong her in any way. I support her no matter what and she finds a new boyfriend and suddenly my calls are unimportant and never returned. Another friend struck off my list. Another good friend of mine meets a guy and gets married and moves away. She's been down here to visit twice and hasn't contacted me either time to see me. One person

Princess Redux
I dont think ppl saw this sooooooooooooooo: Ok SO I vote me make me a princess. Here are the reasons why! #1 I am diplomatic(4 kids...go figure) #2 I look good in a crown #3 I am smart(and not just book smart) #4 I look good in a crown #5 I dont spam #6 Did I mention I look good in a crown? #7 I have the curly princess hair #8 I AM A VERY FAIR PERSON #9 I keep up on world affairs #10 I look good in a crown #11 I can see into your souls #12 I bake cookies #13 I am Good with children and animals(children) #14 Again.. I look good in a crown #15 I should be a princess :) #16 Git R Done #17 I am a good judge of character and not easily fooled #18 If i am pricess we will have a great CSI team for them damn murders and unsolved cases #19 I look good ina crown #20 And finally? Because I should be a Princess...Im princess material :P

To My Cherry Friends
First of all, I want to thank you all for the love you have given me. I really appreciate it alot. I so love the loved! Next, I want to show you my love as well. If I miss you, I'm sorry. You all are my friends and love you all for it. So, please be patient. I will come to you some day. Thank you for your time. Glitters by Kk

Doesnt Really Concern A Topic
Well i just wanted to talk. I dont have anything special to say. BUT i need to ramble. Kinda like a diary. Today has been the most depressing day i have faced in a long time, sad part is i dont know why. All day i have wanted to cry or hit something but not out of anger. Feels like the world is trying to fall in on me. I have been with family all day. looks like i could find something to smile about. I mean i have 3 perfect (some of the time anyways)kids a man who i love with all my heart a home and im alive so whats not to smile about? I am not sure. Its kinda like if i could just find a hole somewhere and curl up in it where no one could find me I would be so much better off. Im not wanting to stop my life but I want it to hold on and wait for me. I dont want it to end but I do want to feel like im part of it. I dont want anything to happen to my family but I wish I could go 5 minutes without someone yelling for me to do something. I wish I could have 5 minutes w

The Chosen
The Chosen are the few That make it to Arlington We thank them everyday For the simple thing they gave us They gave us our freedom Because we all know freedom Is not free We fight for whatever our country asks Some times we don't understand why But our soilders never ask why Because they know They fight with all they have Some come home safe, some injured And some dead, but we still thank them Please once out of your busy day , say Thanks For all you have given me and my family And Blessed Be to the families who have lost those They love since WW1 to the present war in Iraq And show your support any way you can Copyright © 2006 Daniel SilverCougar

Roommates
It was my first year at Havershem University, and I was so excited. After finishing high school, I couldn't wait to be on my own. I never had a problem getting guys, since my body was a total knockout. I am 5'5", with 36c tits, and a perfect round ass. My hair is a deep red and sits just my below my tits. I was head cheerleader at high school, so I was in great shape. When I arrived on campus, I quickly unpacked my things and waited to meet my new roommate. After about an hour, she finally came through the door. I helped her unpack, and when we were finished, we got to know each other. "Hi, I'm Alexia!", I told her. She answered me with, "I'm Talia, it's nice to meet you!". We talked for hours. We had so much in common, she was head cheerleader, her favorite color was baby blue, her favorite food was fried chicken and she loved hip hop, like me. I could tell we were going to be best of friends. The next day, I found out what classes I was taking. To my surprise, Talia was in te

My Poems.
I AM I AM A SHADOW IN YOUR HEART. I WONDER WHY YOU DID WHAT YOU DID TO ME. I HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING FULL OF OVE AND HATE. I SEE YOUR FACE IN MY MINE. I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU DID IT. I AM A SHADOW IN YOUR HEART. I PRETEND YOUR NOT THERE. I FEEL YOUR BREATH ON MY NECK. I THOUCH YOUR FACE AND BODY. I WORRY THAT YOU WILL COME BACK. I CRY BECOUSE OF THE PAIN THAT I AM IN. I AM A SHADOW IN YOUR HEART. I WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH. I SAY TO MY SELF IT DIDNT HAPPEN. I DREAM OF A LIFE WITH OUT YOU IN IT. I HOPE ONE DAY IT WILL BE ALL OK. I AM A SHADOW IN YOUR HEART. SOME SHORT POEMS "LOVE IS FOREVER LOST IN PAIN." "I'M A VAMP NEVER TO BE SEEN, BY ANY ONE, BUT BY THE WHO TRULY LOVES AND CARES FOR ME." "I'M A RED ROSE OF LOVE, THAT IS SLOWLY DIEING, OF A BROKEN HAERT, NOW I'M A BLACK ROES OF DEATH." "relly i half to die. but i told you i love you. i thougth you loved me too. i gusse it does matter any more. befor you kill me. i just have o

How Do You Respond To Deep Distress?
How do you respond to deep distress? "But while in deep distress, Manasseh sought the Lord his God and cried out humbly to the God of his ancestors. 2 Chronicles 33:12 NLT " Into the heart of Africa "Peter Cameron Scott was born in Glasgow in 1867 and became the founder of the Africa Inland Mission. But his beginnings in Africa were anything but auspicious. His first trip to Africa ended in a severe attack of malaria that sent him home. He resolved to return after recuperation. His return was especially gratifying to Scott, because this time his brother John joined him. But before long John was struck down by fever. All alone, Peter buried his brother, and in the agony of those days recommitted himself to preaching the gospel in Africa. Yet again his health gave way and he had to return to England. How would he ever pull out of the desolation and depression of those days? He had pledged himself to God. But where could he find the strength to go back again to Af

Message From Santa
Message from Santa Dear Friends I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled

Omg!!!
HOW WEIRD IS THIS??? I'M SITTING HERE STUDYING FOR A TEST...MY HUSBAND WAS JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH NEXT TO ME...STONED OUT OF HIS MIND OF COURSE...ALL WAS QUIET WHEN WE HEARD HIM SHOUT "WHAT THE F*CK"..."THAT WAS STIMULATING THE HEAD OF MY D*CK"...I LOOK OVER TO FIND OUR DOG (A CHIHUAHA/PEKINESE MIX) SITTING ON HIS LAP CHEWING ON HIS FRONT PAW, WHICH SO HAPPENED TO BE IN HIS GENITAL AREA... NOW MY QUESTION IS...HOW LONG HAD RILEY (THE DOG) BEEN CHEWING ON HIS PAW BEFORE PAT HAD REALIZED IT?? IF IT WAS A WHILE, WAS IT BECAUSE HE WAS TOO STONED TO REALIZE, OR DID HE POSSIBLY ENJOY IT A LITTLE?... HMMMMMMM.... THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW...

Clouded Nitemare
climb my walls and come inside see who i really am see me before I die and something else takes my place bloodshot eyes sunken face ive never walked the path of life without fear ive never climbed the wall of hate and seen you clear take me down and shed my skin while spinning round walls are now closing in hit the ground I felt the thing you used to be it sits right here i live the thing you always fear clouded nightmare

My Trip Tp Halloween Horror Nights
This is a blog that I posted on my MSN Site and still trying to figure out how to add the pictures. If you want to see this train wreak of a blog and others go to my MSN Site www.teddybastard.spaces.live.com Dam it's been awhile! Where did I leave off? Oh Yes being plastered the night before HHN. We got to Islands of Adventures bout 4pm and hit The Hulk roller coaster and the Spiderman ride....Pretty cool. Note to self! - Dont Ride Roller coasters while nursing a massive hangover! Then bout 5:45 we went to the area where they would let us into Universal Studios for Horror Nights. That is where the fun began, I did something I haven't done before but I must admit it gave me a good feeling for the rest of the night. Friend gave me a little pill and says drink it with water and continue to drink water for the rest of the night. Let the Rolling begin OK enuff of my tripping on X We hit the 1st house called All Night Die In 2. Ok house, t

Rain
clouded judgment thundering voice sharp tongued devil leaves me no choice tears of silence fall like rain puddle of sadness neverending pain one person gives the other takes one person cares and its a mistake a life is changed in the blink of an eye old give way to new as they wither and die tears fall down along my face a light shines on me from a different place this light can keep me from crawling away she keeps me from leaving and ending my day

My Visit Begins
My Visit Begins by MBjasmine © Six days ago, we set the day for my visit with You. As each day passes i get more excited. We have spoken everyday, either on the internet or phone or both. You have sent me emails counting down the days and teased me by giving me hints of what is in store for me. I get so excited when i see Your name in my inbox. My heart races and i get giddy like a schoolgirl with each email. Last night i packed. Picking each outfit with care. Wanting to look sexy for You. You do not tell me what i must wear, only that i come to You in a skirt. The rest of the apparel for my visit is mine to decide. This is the only decision i have to make about my visits, yet i struggle with it each time. When i step out of the car i want to look perfect for You. To be the most beautiful sub You have ever had. One You are pleased with and proud of and one You can show off and brag about. Of course we spoke over the internet last night. I asked You not to let me cum. We both

Last Rant Of The Day
i feel sick to my stomach. just another fight wit someone...i forget how it feels like all the wind gets knocked out of you. i wanna stay home tomorrow instead of going to school. there's no point in me going tomorrow, all the homework i'll have will be from calculus. i dont think i could sit through any classes tomorrow. i wish i could see zack. he may be a stoner but he's got a soothing prescence. every time i see him i'm happy and he remembers me. i have yet to smoke cigs with him. i havent played pass the smoke in awhile and mayb i could play with TU cuz he's gay and wouldnt mind. ugh, i want pix of me smoking. i should just die...right now...right here...goddess, call me home, please? *edit* it's all my goddamn'd fault...i'm so sorry...why suffer thru this? plz goddess, let me end this mess i call a life. you know as well as i do that i wont make it in the real world, no matter how much i think i'm ready. i wont get married, i wont have children, i wont h

The Intelligent Parrot
This guy is not getting along so well with his wife and thinks maybe he'd like to have a pet he can get along with. So, he goes to a pet shop in search of a friend. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" The guy asks. "Then answer this; how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it cause of my feathers." "Wow," says guy, "you really can understand and answer, can't you?"

Frozen Peach Shortcake Squares
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 3 hr 10 min Makes: 12 servings 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 1 pt. (2 cups) vanilla ice cream, softened 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Brand Peach Flavor Gelatin (unprepared) 4 cups pound cake cubes 1/4 cup raspberry preserves 12 small peach slices 12 raspberries STIR whipped topping, ice cream and dry gelatin in large bowl until well blended. Stir in cake cubes. Spoon into 8-inch square pan. FREEZE 3 hours or until firm. DRIZZLE with raspberry preserves. Cut into squares. Top each square with 1 peach slice and 1 raspberry. Store leftover dessert in freezer. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Prepare as directed, using COOL WHIP LITE Whipped Topping, low-fat ice cream, JELL-O Brand Peach Sugar Free Low Calorie Gelatin and reduced fat pound cake. How to Thaw COOL WHIP Place unopened 8 oz. tub in refrigerator for 4 hours. Do not thaw in microwave. Jazz It Up NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutriti

"why?"
Why do i miss him? He backstabbed me Acted like he didnt care about me at all But then he came back..because i let him Why did i let him come back? I know he doesnt deserve me but maybe just maybe he will change Thats just wishful thinking Why do i let him treat me like this? Why do i care? I try and i try to say this is the last time but everytime i see him i forget and then i forgive How could i be so stupid I sit here and let him walk all over me "I love you" he says "i love u 2" i say jokingly "i rly do" he says i dont believe him i dont want to believe him because im scared to be with him and im scared of him He has me right where he wants me And i Wish he didnt Cuz now he knows he means something and he uses it to his advantage I try to be stubborn and i try to say no but he wont give up and leave me alone.

Things I Hate....
OMG I DELETED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That fucking sucked now I have to do it all over! I hate lots of people my friend. LOTS. I guess the people I hate more than anything though are so- called "friends' who talk smack about you behind your back the kiss your fucking ass to your face. Then use your pad so they can drink and play on your computer bc they cant do it at home bc the losers still live with thier fucking parents. They have no personality so they try to steal someone elses .... AND they dont do a good job at that!!!!!I know that over the years I have become "somewhat" cold, indifferent, apathetic, sarcastic, and mean.... okay I have pretty much became a premenstral bitch year round. Thats okay. That I can accept. But why.....WHY, If you know this about me would you run the risk of pissing me off. I won't make a scene in public oh no that makes me look like an ass..... However......I will get my revenge cockstain in private. It will be subtle and you will cry... that I can f

Things That Piss Me Off!
1. This war. 2. Backstabbers. 3. Close minded people. 4. Disrespectable people. 5. Freeloaders. 6. People that are too afraid to help others. 7. Friends that say they are your "true, close, best" friend, but aren't there when you REALLY need them. 8. People that use other people for their personal pleasure. 9. People that truely have no hearts. 10. Men that use, beat, harrass women and children. 11. Men that only befriend you to ask if they can see some "private" pics of ya. 12. People that get your hopes up, then let you down. (yes I am guilty of this, but I mean ppl that do it daily or on purpose) 13. Men that only want you for a piece of ass but say they don't want you for that. 14. People that hide their true selves. 15. Haters in general. People are human and are bound to make a few mistakes, give em a damn break! 16. People that don't think its ok to share whats on their mind. 17. People that won't work for what they have or appre

Not Going To Be On Much.
I'm sorry to all of my friends, I am going to be moving to a different town soon. I will be spending a lot of my time packing my stuff, and then moving. I'm not too sure as to when I will get my DSL on and running again, it usually takes 2 weeks after I get my phone turned on. I thank you all for your understanding, and I will come on as often as I can.

Words Difficult To Say When Drunk
Words that are KINDA difficult to say when you're drunk : a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk : a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive / Aggressive Disorder d) Tran-Substantiate Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk : a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination. I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. k) Look, it would be great to have sex but I hardly know you and we will only feel

Been 30 Days Now
1 month and 1 month to go b4 my trip is over. I have driven more than 3700 miles, covered 17 states and I have tried so many different foods on the way. wow what cool culture from state to state. right now I'm in the eastern part of jersey called the Atlantic highlands near sandy hook. was in Philly a few days and had my share of eating a Philly steak with mushrooms. god these are soooooooo good, better than subway or quiznos. spent 2 days here in jersey and will be in new yorks long island by Tuesday night. spend a few days til Saturday or Sunday,then head to Ohio by Tuesday to meet my beautiful friend Lisa (quackers) cant wait to meet her. well that's about it for now and hope yall have a great week and have fun. more pics will be added soon

How Will You Be Defined In The Dictionary?
Babydoll -- [noun]:A dance involving little to no clothing 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Carol -- [adjective]:Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Please Explain Somethng To Me...
Ok, for starters, I do NOT find myself attractive at all. My opinion is I am fat and ugly. So I really don't understand the responses I have got on my pics since I joined this site. The only two physical features I like about myself are my eyes, and my hair. My eyes seem to grab the attention of a lot of people, but they usually only get a good look at them in pictures, because I do not make eye contact with people. And my hair, its long and I love it. Its almost so long that I sit on it. However, its getting incredibily thin thanks to my medications. Anyway, I have been single since I left my exhusband in January of 2005. And it doesn't look like that is going to change any time soon. But honestly, I am to the point that I am giving up even trying to find some one because I am tired of all the head games. So, I would like for some of the guys on here to explain something to me. Why is it, that I have guys talk to me online and tell me how attractive and sexy I am, and how much t

Passion Incarnate.
Today was a day for ART. Ever have one of those days where everything is absolutely perfect? You're full of energy, everything is beautiful, the universe is perfect, you basically feel like you can pretty much do anything and are so teeming with energy you're antsy and wild until you DO start doing something? And while you're doing it, you're 100% focused and everything's just working great? I had one of those days today. It was wonderful. It's like almost complete oneness with the universe. I spent all morning and early afternoon with Dylan. Completely just me and him eating, coloring, and playing. Then I went to Advanced Drawing, a couple minutes late. We worked on our current project, an abstract/cubist piece involving the patterns from a bunch of old ties Deb has. Discussed our next and last project...a large scale drawing of one of our fears. I am so totally doing my nightmare of the guy with the white mask and no eyes. Came home, had lots more Mommy and Dylan time

Emptiness Of The Heart
The sweetest kiss upon thy lips, A gentle touch I cant resist. Come closer dear I can not wait, Each day I long for your embrace. Hold me love and tell no lies, my arms for you are open wide. You said to me you loved me so, then why do you wish me to go? All I did was love you true, and so for now I beg of you, do not take light what's wrote to you, You'll read these lines and ponder through. Oh Dear sweet love know you're my sun. who stole my heart like no other one. I pray each night and every day, I thank the Lord you were sent my way. So Please My Love I ask once more, My need for you do not ignore. Please show me love and tenderness, My heart cant take this emptiness. Copyright ©2006 MKH

Shooting Heroin For The First Time
*** Clean for long time *** Shooting Heroin for the First Time A bruise in the crook of my arm. I always said there were some things I’d never do. I lie all the time. Can’t you see through my bullshit? Don’t you see my arm poised to throw bricks at glass houses? All night I talked shit about, bitched about Heron Pat. Yet so easily I could become him. The barely forming pink purple blue brown bruise at the crook of my arm, marking the location of a vein. And yes, I hate this. And I’m afraid of what it will do to the other side of the coin, Victor Ward/Johnson, the kind of speaking in quotes and saying nothing at all. And yes, I’m afraid of that simple warmth, a belt pulled tight around an arm, bruises, a lack of emotion, feeling. Beautiful boy, partner in crime. He called it the ultimate antidepressant. I cannot disagree. Blood rushing through veins and arteries, delivering chemicals to heart and brain and other vital organs. That c

It Only Take One Smile To Brighten Someones Day
this is to all that have put a smile on my face. Papa Dukes and Shatterdreams yea i know u spell it all weird u bitch i couldnt remeber it lol. Thank u so much timm an susan for being there for me when i need it n when he would come a pick the baby up and i would run in the house crying u were there two catch my tears an tell me that everything will be ok n when court comes he will get what comes to him. N just remember when u need a baby sitter for layla call me i will do it in a heart beat To The Truth thanx for making me do that fucking corn maze evertime that i think back to the nite me u shawn an that girl what ever her name is did that haunted house i go back to that damn corn maze an that guy chasing me n that girl with the chain saw and us leaving u an shawn in our dust lol. . thank u sweetie i love u dont for get that u are my best friend thank u for being there everytimeme and david got into a fight and he would bput me in tears. n also makin sure i smile u get me every

No I'm Not Ignoring You
I'm just not all that interested in online communities at this time. Full time job. My extended polyamory relationships various offlimne events and gatherings these all leave me with little time for Cherry, Myspace, Yahoo 360, etc. TW

Fool
More Emma Facts: I don't mind when you talk about sex. ... I do mind when thats all you talk about. I can be dingy. ... I can't so much help it. I lose everything. ...EVERYTHING I drink koolaid when I am sad. ...usually Cherry. I'm a freeze baby. ..always always cold I complain a lot. ... about everything and anything. When I watch the last episode of Boy Meets World I cry. ...everytime I watch it The perfect guy is someone who will dance like a fool with me anywhere ...oh.. and wont cheat I love attention. .. I really love attention. I'm easily made jealous. ... I think I said this in the last one. I'm easily amused. ... yet still often bored. I'm impatient. ... no joke. My socks never match. I left my hard candy in one of the drawers at my register today. ..and that makes me sad And thats all I feel like doing for tonight.

Thanksgiving, Christmas And Easter
These are all typical holidays in which you attend either a family or friends dinner. Is it just my family or me that anytime these happen that it's never what you really want. I imagine a real nice sit down dinner or heck it doesn't have to be nice you just all have to get along. What happened to those dinners where it's like the movies, everyone is happy, sharing what they are thankful for and everyone is having a good time. I swear my family dinners are more like National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation than anything else. Drunk relatives, people yelling at each other, people talking crap behind other people's backs and so on and so forth. Just once I would love to be invited to a nice holiday dinner. Is that too much to ask? Heck I'll even go and help cook the dinner like I do now anyways just to have that one moment.

On Bbw's *thanks For The Repost Loli*
1. The Goddess is the sexiest female form on Earth or in the Heavens. 2. The Goddess endeavors to love. 3. Soft, pale skin that glows in the moonlight. 4. Big hearts usually hide behind big breasts. 5. There is nothing fake about a real woman. 6. The Goddess loves to please her adoring subject. 7. The Goddess knows pain and suffering, and rarely causes its spread to others. 8. The Goddess has a wonderful sense of humor. 9. The Goddess will always keep you warm on a cold night. 10. If good things come in small packages, then it stands to reason that great things come in larger ones. AMEN to that. =) wooot!

I Am A Goddess!!! Kneel Before Me Wretched Dogs!!!
My score on The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test: Goddess(You scored 93% Dominance and 86% Technique!) You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man/woman is lucky enough to be captured by you. Your ass is completely captivating and your cock is a beautiful work of art that pulverizes any pussy and ass that is lucky enough to be penitrated by you. Any slave would love to eat his/her diner off your feet. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) my undeserving dirty little cunt hungars for you to fill it Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday. Link: The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

My Love Of An Angel
Indeed, I have been touched by an angel I must have done something right to have met you A person as beautiful as you are inside and out Out of the millions of women, young, old, rich, poor I would have taken you on any given day. Meeting you has been the best part of my life You have salt to my life you have given me more than all the love I've ever needed. These and so many other reasons are why I don't ever consider being apart from you you are the missing piece to my puzzle with you now in my life is complete I could sit here day after day, week after week just trying to tell you how much I appreciate having you in my life and I would still feel there is something more I want to say to you, yet my words don't seem enough I guess i am a dreamer for so long and now with you in my life I'm a dreamer whose dream has come true I could search forever for a way to thank you for loving me yet nothing else would do then tell you that I love you with

First Time Sex...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy

My Love (a Poem For Anna)
It's one month since we met Was a day I'll never forget That moment I first saw her It was then that I knew for sure That she was the one for me And she always would be In my heart she we will remain Because she is my everything Care for her more with each day Love her more then I can say But it's with all my heart It has been from the very start When cupid shot me with his arrow Was then I wanted her to know Together I want us want to grow old She is my life, my love, my soul

Selfless Love
Loving someone isn't always easy!!! Sometimes, you can love someone and as much as you'd like, you want to guide them and help them to choose their way so that they will always be around with you. You can want to force them so that you'll be together in the way that you think is best! But this is selfish love - and this type of love can be self destructing. A true love, you feel, not just in your heart, but deep in your soul. And as much as you want to guide them to decisions, you have to let them go to grow and make their own path of life!!! You must let them find their own way and support them with all of your heart the decisions they make, whether or not it is with you! This is selfless! When you choose to sit by, no matter how crazy it makes you!!! It's not giving up, it's showing them that you trust and support them in a way that no other can! It's prooving that your love is not tainted and disguised, but that it is true! It is this love that is honest! True to

The One
No rush though I need your touch I won't rush your heart Until you feel on solid ground until your strength is found Girl I'll fill those canyons in your soul like a river leads you home and I'll walk a step behind in the shadows so you shine just ask it will be done and I will prove my love until you're sure that I'm the one Someone else was here before He treated you unkind a broken wing needs time to heal before a heart can fly I'll fill those canyons in your soul like a river leads you home and I'll walk a step behind in the shadows so you shine just ask it will be done and I will prove my love until you're sure that I'm the one Trust in me and you'll find a heart so true All I wanna do is give the best of me to you and stand behind you just ask it will be done and I will prove my love until you're sure that I'm the one

Just This
Why dose contentment seem so possibele in the moonlight, then so unattainable in the light of day. The day that I look into his eyes, I will know him for mine. True love is friendship on fire. He is the flame inside me, that cannot be doused, that will not be stifled. When he is within me, I burn to joyful ashes in his arms. All my days are consumed by thoughts of my nights. Perhaps its better to be alone, for I cannot bear to be left again.

1st Day
OK, so today is the first day of me not smoking. I'm sure lots of people will be thrilled with this. Lucky for them, they don't get to see me being a bitch from not smoking! lol My boyfriend and I are doing this together, for support. As well as my dad since he said he would quit when I did. So here I go! So far, so good. We'll see after lunch though. And I guess that will mean I can't drink much either cause smoking always goes along with drinking. Anyways, for those of you who actually read this, I hope you have a great Tuesday!

College
I finally got off my ass and got my GED (good enough diploma, haha), which I happened to score super high on. I scored higher than like 90% of all who have taken it. Which isn't bad! I went in a week before the test and took an assessment and I only missed one question :). I scored the highest you can, so they told me not to take classes and to just come back for the test. That was pretty nifty, but it made me feel uneasy. I hadn't taken ANY sort of test in over 2 years? And to top everything off I was nervous as hell, so nervous that I'm surprised I remembered what 1+1 was, haha. So even though that proved that I was still intelligent, I hadn't had any time to study or anything. Anyways, that was a huge step for me. I was always so smart in school. I made all A's and B's in CP classes. If I would have stayed I would have had AP classes. But I just stopped caring and things happened, so BAM I dropped out? Then I kind of gave up on myself. It's like once you make a life altering dec

He Comes For Me
He Comes for Me Another look at evil bosses in arcade games. I often sit back and marvel at my power. I gaze down upon my castle and all of my minions within it. On occasion, I see a hero come through here and try to bring me down. Usually they are stopped somewhere in the castle by my minions before they can even get to me, but on that rare and wonderful occasion, I get the pleasure of killing them myself. I can see everything in my castle without moving. My eye remains trained on our would-be hero every time I hear the noise. It's a faint noise that I can't identify completely, but my best guess is the sound of a coin dropping into a slot of some sort. When I hear that noise, it's time for some excitement. Speaking of which, there's the noise now. Time for some action. My eye automatically zooms to an outside view of my next victim. Why do they even try? Don't they know that, even if they are lucky enough to make it past my minions, that the moment they reach my

Irish Sayings And Proverbs And Blessings
"May your soul already be in heaven an hour, before the devil knows your dead." Slainte go saol agat, Bean ar do mhian agat. Leanbh gach blian agat, is solas na bhflaitheas tareis antsail seo agat.-- "Health for life to you, A wife of your choice to you, Land without rent to you, A child every year to you, And the light of heaven after this world for you." Ni he la na gaofar la na scoilb. "Don't make hay on a windy day". Céad Míle Fáilte! "One hundred thousand welcomes!" Sláinte! "To Your Health!" Croi follain agus gob fliuch. "A healthy heart and a wet mouth!" Go maire sibh bhur saol nua. "May you enjoy your new life." Sliocht sleachta ar shliocht bhur sleachta. "Blessings on your posterity." Fad saol agat. "Long life to you." Slainte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mna go deo. "Health to the men and may the women live forever." Go n-eiri an t-adh leat. "Good luck." Go mbeire muid beo ar an am seo aris! "May we be alive at thi

What
what do u do to get over a divorce iv been divorceda little over a year and still havent goten over mine im still in love with her and dont understand why and for the most part im not sure why im still heari have two beautiful kids and i think that may be the reason i am hear if it werent for them i would have ended it all without a question but i think those two are why im hear but the pain gets to be too much to bear at times can anybody help without saying time is the only way

What Is A Friend
A friend is someone who understands and someone you can trust. They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU. SO MAKE SURE U ALWAYS CARE ABOUT UR FRIENDS CAUSE IF U DONT ONE DAY U WILL BE ALONE AND LONELY CAUSE THEY WILL BE GONE

A Tribute
A Tribute To Veterans In Vietnam, Korea and World Wars Past Our Men Fought Bravely so Freedom Would Last Conditions Where Not Always The Best They Could Be Fighting a Foe You Could Not Always See: From Mountain Highs to Valley Lows From Jungle Drops to Desert Patrols Our Sinewy Sons Were Sent Over Seas Far From Their Families And Far From Their Dreams They Never Wrote Letters Of Hardships Despair Only Of Love, Yearning That One Day Soon: They Would Come Home, They Would Resume And Carry On With The Rest of Their Lives The P.O.W.'s Stood Steadfast Against the Indignities And Cruelties Of War They Could Not Have Lasted as Long as They Did If They Had Relinquished Their Hope That Some Day: They Would Come Home, They Would Resume And Carry On the Rest Of Their Lives Medics, Nurses, and Chaplains Alike Did What They Needed To Bring Back Life They Served Our Forces From Day Into Night Not Questioning If They Would Survive: They

I'm Sorry
I'm Sorry I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a bitch I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random whore. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another girl I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new whore gave you std's and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen

How Bad Do You...
How Bad R U Wanted Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! Comment me with the answer or send a Private message.. Princess ( ) just friends ( ) gorgeous ( ) cute as heck ( ) hot ( ) fine ( ) sexy ( ) amazingly sexy ( ) we can be friends with benefits ( ) id take u to my crib ( ) i want 2 make u my gf/bf ( ) i love u baby ( ) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this to see what people think of you. repost as HOW BAD DO YOU....

Don't Understand...
I could use everybodys opinion on something that I just can't understand. I was in myspace profile & saw that I had a new message from my cuz' that I hardly see anymore & it said that her mom had killed her self monday night. My question is how can anybody do that? Taking ur life away from the people that love u. I am so hurt by this now my family as another 2 get though. So, My anuts wake is Thursday & I don't know how I am going 2 handle another one only 2 months since my Aunt Donette died. Is my family so bad that we have 2 keep lossing so many so close 2gether? I feel so hurt & feel like someone or something is out 2 get my family. I guess I just don't understand this @ all. Lossing 2 aunts 2 months & one day apart. I really don't know if this makes any since but, If it dose great & if not I am very sorry...Thank You all on CT & God Bless U All...

What A Great Day
today the sun came out the brids were singing i heard my son say im alright ,no worries no sadness oh what a joy i had the most inner peace i felt sadness for a while but i knew in my heart that the love i had for him will live in me forever,one day i will see him at the gates of haven opening his arms to hug his mother ,i believe when someone passes on they are angels for the lord ,singing praises to the lord ,and the love from god and all the angels may they be withyou in your daily lifes always remember life goes on after death,we just go unto other levels of heaven or get reborn as someone eles but we are only here for one purpose to learn from eachother not to hate or be a and ass hole but to love everybody no matter what they are or how rich they or poor they are or sick or what ever it may be god is love we have to love as well and do good things in life ,so when someone passes celabrate there life not their death love you for who all supported me in my time of need tha

Bad Girls Toys
Our sextoy tester discovers a novel use for a Craftsman screwdriver that leaves her wide-eyed and legless Dear Craftsman, It is with great satisfaction and some soreness that I sit down and write this letter. I’m pleased to inform you that the durability and efficiency of your screwdrivers, together with their ergonomic comfort ball design, has resulted in possibly the most amazing experience I’ve ever had with any of my boyfriend’s tools. However, the experience was not without its drawbacks, as will become clearer later. Whilst checking my email last Thursday, I came across a most unusual letter from an Internet company promising to increase the size of my penis. Since I currently lack a penis, I thought to myself, “That will be a feat, indeed,” and innocently clicked the link, curious to discover how one could enlarge something that isn’t there. To tell the truth, I was also looking for some pictures, because the only penis I’ve ever seen belongs to my boyfriend and he on

A Cold Playa
He sneaks into your life like a thieve at night, You think he is your sun, Yeah, he is shining so bright. He promisses you heaven, gives pleasure and fun. He screws with your brain, You get addicted, There is nowhere to run. He makes you want more, And at the height of your desire, He spits on you and turns off your fire. He disappears and whatever you try. He is gone, And ripped out your heart. He left you to cry. While months passing by You finally recover. And look who is back? The long lost lover. The excuses are lame. He is sweet like before. You forgive what he did. You just cannot blame Him for whatever he did. You just want him back. And that is his trick. When you fall for him again, He gives you the final boot. And while he is leaving He puts you down, So bad--you wish you would drown. He calls you loose, He makes you a whore, He said cyber was never his thing He prefers reality. So what was he there for All the months back then

Across The Miles
across the miles i send you my smile may it brightens your day and lightens up your night across the miles i forward this hug to you may it warm your heart and reminds you that you're special across the miles i blow my kisses away may they release your weariness away and you know that you are loved across the miles i hope and pray that the time and distance will be ours some how, some day and when it comes i cross my fingers that we won't be seperated by miles anymore

Analysis Of Men - Chick Thing
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .........Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..

Calling Police
HEY ALL ABOUT YESTERDAY WELL I AM GOING TO CALL POLICE ON THE LIL THIEF SO WE SHALL SEE IF MY VAN AND TOOLS CAN EVEN BE FOUND...IM SOO FREAKIN NERVOUS TO CALL THE POLICE AND WAIT AND WAIT TO SEE WHAT EVEN DO ABOUT IT. THANKS FOR EVERYONES REPLIES YESTERDAY LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG GIANT LEARNING EXPERIANCE!! KISSES JULES

What Mythical Creature I Am
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon100%Faerie92%Angel75%Mermaid67%Demon67%WereWolf33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Spread Myself Thin
If only I could see what is inside of me and change what it is that destroys all i see a deep seed inside keeps it alive and takes away from me any hope of being free I cant be perfect all the time I cant be everything everyone wants me to be I cant spread myself thin or trouble will set in and ill be right back where i started

Kush Day
So today its rainy as fuck! and i didnt have to work! so i busted out some Candy Kush i got last night..i literally said im saving this for a rainy day..but meant it in a figurative sense...and so it fuckin rained this morning so how ironic...so in goes the ice and water in the 2 footer and its on!

I'm Doomed!!!
I've done this to myself, I do realize this. I mean....how stupid am I, right? (rolling eyes) I read the bulletins and the comments and yet I refuse to do 'it' half the time. They tell me right there....if I don't repost them, I'm gonna have bad luck for the next 500 years, a frog is gonna piss on my nose, a bird is gonna shit on my tongue, my true love will never reveal himself to me, i'm cursed with bad health for the rest of my life. My truck is gonna break down and demons are gonna fly up out of the motor as soon as I put the hood up. I'm gonna be broke and have to live in a cardboard box for 7 years. All of this, and damn my stupid ass, I still don't repost them. LMAO.....Now for the humdinger...All of these post come from my friends....why do my friends wish these things on me? Anywho...I'm just sitting here bored...pondering....holding an umbrella...trying to swat the fucking frogs and birds away from my cardboard box. Ya'll have a good day!!

Would U Do This For Me !!!!
Look at us What do you see? Am i perfect for you? As you are for me? Would you wait for me forever? As i would for you? Do you want this to happen? Do you want it to me true? If i was in a fight would you stand by my side? If my confidence was down would you give me my pride? If i were to cry would you wipe away my tears? If i were to be scared woulf you take away my fears? If my sight were to die would you see my way through? Would you do all the things that i would do for you?

No Internet!
After today, I won't be on the internet for a long while. Unfortunately I have bills to pay like everyone else does..and I can't make the internet bill..so unfortunately it's gonna get cut off for a while. Miss you guys!! XOXO Dv8

Poems On War
I ran out of time to do this yesterday. (OK, I got sidetracked.) So, belatedly, in honor of Veterans Day, I give you some of the most moving poems written to honor fallen heroes. I also highly recommend reading The Teeth Mother Naked at Last by Robert Bly, which was too long to reproduce here, but which is especially pertinent now. Suicide in the Trenches Siegfried Sassoon I KNEW a simple solder boy Who grinned at life in empty joy. Slept soundly through the lonesome dark, And whistled early with the lark. In winter trenches, cowed and glum, With crumps and lice and lack of rum, He put a bullet through his brain. Noone spoke of him again. You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye Who cheer when soldier lads march by, Sneak home and pray you'll never know The hell where youth and laughter go. In Flanders Fields John McCrae In Flanders Fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still

And You Thought You Had Computer Problems??
Computer Problem SUPPORT: "Hello, technical support how can I help you?" LADY: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on, the computer was hissing and cracking, then started smoking ....and a bad smell, then nothing." SUPPORT: "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Just leave the computer like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can." When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it. This is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!! And you thought you had computer problems...! IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE MOUSE!!!

Go With The Flow
Is that better? LOL....... Walk your own path and let others do the same "You will sometimes meet someone you believe is a soul mate; you feel the connection on many levels, perhaps instantly. And as you get to know each other more, you begin to feel the connection deepen and you feel that you must have an arrangement with this person that predated this lifetime. Do not assume, however, that this soul connection necessarily means that you are meant to be happily together for this lifetime. It may be that you are meant to be friends and allies, helping each other out. It may be that you are going to help each other in ways that even involve conflict and separation, but with an end result that is beneficial to you. It may be that you are going to learn some lesson from each other and then go your separate ways. What you need to do with all relationships, including those that have that instant and deep connection, is let be. You need to allow all of life, including close r

What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means +kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I like you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Property Six Show!!
Whats up Sixers?? I just wanted to let everybody know about our next show on November 24th @ the Clubhouse in Tempe, AZ w/ the Phunk Junkeez!! Tickets on sale for $12 at the door!!! Come check it out & rock with us!! email me for some advanced tickets @ myspace.com , cherrytap.com , & propertysix@yahoo.com

Breakfast At Mickeyd"s
Breakfast at McDonald's . I am a mother of three (age s 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did. I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why th

: Military :
The photos beg we comply Pray for our Military...please "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, Prayer is the very best one

Uncomfortable Survey
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY. [lets see if you can get through it.] [[if not, you're too scared about your past]] -Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?: been engaged three times, counting my husband -Are you crushin' on anybody? yes -Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? yes -Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? yes -Are you happier single or in a relationship? before I got married or after???? lol -Have you ever been cheated on? yes, and it hurts like hell -What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex? eyes and smile -Have you ever had your heart broken?: yes, more than my share -Have you ever broken someone's heart?: yes -Talk to any of your ex's?nope -If you could go back in time and change things, would you? yes -Have any feelings for your ex's?: hell no, that's why they are EX's -Think any of your ex's feel the same? yes -Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? y

George Carlin (absolutely Brilliant)
George Carlin (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw

Uncomfortable Survey
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY. [lets see if you can get through it.] [[if not, you're too scared about your past]] -Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?: been engaged three times, married twice -Are you crushin' on anybody? yes -Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? yes -Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? yes -Are you happier single or in a relationship? relationship -Have you ever been cheated on? yes, and it hurts like hell -What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex? eyes and smile -Have you ever had your heart broken?: yes, more than my share -Have you ever broken someone's heart?: yes -Talk to any of your ex's?yes -If you could go back in time and change things, would you? yes -Have any feelings for your ex's?: hell no, that's why they are EX's -Think any of your ex's feel the same? yes -Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? yes -Have you dated people who

Check Out A Comic I Made!
This is a project I made for my Illustration class everyone seemed to like it. Tell me what you think! I'm a whore for attention. I'm the one with the gray hat and the other guy is my friend Charlie. Note: image is quite big so you can see the text* http://home.comcast.net/~cingriff/kidneycomic1.jpg http://home.comcast.net/~cingriff/kidneycomic2.jpg http://home.comcast.net/~cingriff/kidneycomic3.jpg Don't forget to leave me comments and what not! THANKS!!! :D

I'm Tired.
I'm tired of being the girl everyone looks to for sunshine. I'm not that girl. So stop treating me like such. I'm tired of pretending to be so goddamned happy all the time when it's quite obvious I'm not. I'm tired of being everyone's jokester girl. Make yourself laugh. I'm tired of being overrated. I'm tired of being a substitute. I'm tired of not being able to funtion like a normal fucking person. I'm tired of doctor's. I'm tired of people expecting more out of me than I can give. I'm tired of over analyizing every fucking thing. I'm tired of being the good girl. I'm tired of being the bad girl. I'm tired of people judging me. I'm tired of being disappointed. I'm tired of being labeled. I'm tired of never being good enough. I'm tired of always being the one there. Can't I have a fucking problem once in a while? I'm tired of everything. I just want to bury myself again and become oblivious to everything like I was before.

Good Girls
Where have all the good girls gone? I want a WOMAN with some substance! who can hold her man down and vice versa. All i seem to attract is loud women who take, take, take! I wanna girl who can give damnit(spazzing out). I wish all the girls no WOMEN let themselves be known.

Backseat Cook
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

To?????
Be Be understanding to your enemies. Be loyal to your friends. Be strong enough to face the world each day. Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone. Be generous to those who need your help. Be frugal with what you need yourself. Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything. Be foolish enough to believe in miracles. Be willing to share your joys. Be willing to share the sorrows of others. Be a leader when you see a path others have missed. Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty. Be the first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds. Be the last to criticize a colleague who fails. Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble. Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way. Be loving to those who love you. Be loving to those who do not love you, and they may change. Above all, be yourself!!

Movie Buff?
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 74% You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them. Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions. Are You a Movie Buff?

It's All About Me!
1) What is your sign? Taurus 2) What is your favorite color? Black 3) More afraid of snakes or spiders? Neither as long as they aren't on me. 4) Longest amount of hours you've ever slept? Oh, 14 or so. 5) Are aliens real? Please don't scare me. 6) Eggs & bacon? Lamps & Astroglide. 7) Multilingual? I speak a little Spanish, and VERY little French. One of my goals is to learn Spanish, French, Portugese & Italian. 8) Why are hamburgers called 'HAMburgers' when they made from beef? Don't be retarded. 9) Sneakers or boots? I wear sneakers every day to work. 10) Is North Korea trying to play the world? In all honesty, I think the US is trying to play the world. 11) Is that glass half-full or half-empty? I've always been a half-empty girl, but I'm gradually making the transition to half-full. 12) Rather be naked or clothed? Depends on who I'm with. 13) Do you watch 'Grey's Anatomy'? Never seen it. 14) What is your all-time fave

Mary Ann Evans Cross
Two angels guide The path of man, both aged and yet young. As angels are, ripening through endless years, On one he leans: some call her Memory, And some Tradition; and her voice is sweet, With deep mysterious accords: the other, Floating above, holds down a lamp with streams A light divine and searching on the earth, Compelling eyes and footsteps. Memory yields, Yet clings with loving check, and shines anew, Reflecting all the rays of that bright lamp Our angel Reason holds. We had not walked But for Tradition; we walk evermore To higher paths by brightening Reason's lamp.George Eliot (pseudonym of Mary Ann Evans Cross)The Spanish Gypsy (bk. II)

Daily Spiritual
DAILY SPIRITUAL JOKE Spiritual Jokes A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall and quoted, "Thou shalt not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife." DAILY SHORT SPIRITUAL STORY The Rose John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort

Wicca
Q. What is Wicca? A. Contrary to what those who choose to persecute or lie about us wish to believe, Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists. Wicca is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day. It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face. Wicca is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow. It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between. It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild. It is being in the presence of Mother Earths nature and being humbled in reverence. When we are in the temple of the Lord and Lady, we are not prone to the arrogance of human technology as they touch our souls. To be a Witch is to be a heal

Hobgoblin English Ale
It's that time of year again, and I can't wait to get my Ogrish Cravings filled with a good tasty and fresh Hobgoblin Ale..... Do not let the awesome geektastic name and the slick packaging fool you, this one actually hits the mark on all points: solid flavorful Ale, awesome crisp finish, great fall drinking... Desparately looking for Some if anyone knows of a place that serves it fresh on tap, I'd love to try it..... But she still ain't no nectar of the gods....

Ummmm.....
LoL, Im nervous and excited at the same time, Ive been asked to participate in a photography collaboration project. I guess it's a good way for some of my stuff to be critiqued. It's something I guess. Anyway here is another link to a new album of pictures ive taken last saturday. http://ImageEvent.com/bspow1/justasaturday Be sure to click on show all, and please feel free to comment, and to look at the rest of my albums ;O)

Stupidity
For the record, I have an extremely low tolerance for stupidity. I prefer open honesty as well. So, if someone shows stupidity, they get called on it. Oh, and don't fuck with my friends or family. I'm not always a sweet guy. I have a dark side reserved for those who do this.

Why Women Are Crabby
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't s

Death Of A Father
I bet you wouldnt care take a second to reflect and then forget collect the check and live your life giving someone else a good life change yourself how you want it return the favor and then you flaunt it took him in like he was my own left for dead now im all alone you could care less who you hurt move forward rub my face in dirt self absorbed without a care never look back nothing left there take everything from me laugh in my face and spit on me crooked face and cold stare look at me and say it isnt there well where the hell did it go it wasnt me who let it roll you think you have all the control ill bide my time and then youll know whats its like to feel this pain left alone and going insane you explained while he cried why i had to leave and why I died why he doesnt have a father trying to get along was such a bother short change me leave me broke crying poor what a joke two minutes is all it takes to send an email for christ sakes to keep me from

Adult
I'm alone and naked on the beach of a desert island far, far away from civilization. The sky is clear and I'm feeling the sun on my skin while lying on the hot sand. I close my eyes and soak in the sun's rays for a few minutes. The thought of me alone on the island begins to arouse me. I feel my pussy tingle. With my left hand, I cup my left tit and stroke its hard nipple. With my right hand, I push two fingers in my pussy and fondle my g-spot. The heat from the sun, the heat from the sand and the heat between my thighs gets me more arouse as I play with myself until my pussy explodes and squirts my juices on the sand. Feeling enough of the hot sun, I ran to the ocean waters and dive in. Submerged in the ocean, I feel the surrounding waters cool the heat from my body, refreshing me. I swim around some more until I swim back to the beach. As I walk along the beach, letting the sun dry me, I'm surprised to see a naked man about twenty feet from me. He's a tall, dark-haired man w

Winter
under the cold december sky i see my breath as I walk thru the snow its bitter cold and the snow crunches when you step my jackets unzipped , hat backwards guitar on my back no money for a car so I walk wherever I need to go I dont mind it it gives me time to think to reflect and to dream of the future a cold beer a piece of cake and christmas card lets me know at least someone cares life is all about moments memories

When Kindred Spirits Meet
When kindred spirits meet It is as wind upon the sail; A driving force, a rising heat, Hold fast! Let it not fail! So rare the kindred spirit is, So few indeed there are; When this you find, yes, nurture this, Let it not drift afar. For kindred spirits once apart May never find once more A heart so well matched with a heart As they have found before. There are those rare occasions in life when you are fortunate enough to meet a kindred spirit and instant friend. My friend shall forever be my friend, and reflect a ray of Good to me.

Erotic
I can remember many a night before we got married when Sam and I would talk about how much we missed our fiancés -- especially sexually -- and we would talk about what turned our partners on and the like. Little did I know until that night how much these talks would contribute to this night. Sam was a black man, a year older than me, and grew up in a town about 5 miles from where I did so we had a lot in common from the first day we met. He was about 6 feet tall, 210 lbs., and an ex-high school football player. His wife Tonya was probably the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She was about 5'3" tall, 115 lbs., with long black hair that covered her ass. Her tits seemed to be smaller than Beth's (probably large B-cups), but very firm. She never wore a bra and you could often see the points of her nipples poking against the tops she wore -- which never failed to turn me on. Tonya was half-black and half-Malaysian, a product of a serviceman marrying a local while stationed in Malays

Double Stuffed Part 2
We all lay back in the aftermath of our first fuck session of the evening which for me was the most exciting of my life until then. I was lying next to Tonya, Sam and Mary were next, and then Beth and Eric. I think I kind of passed out for a few minutes and was pleasantly awakened by Tonya lightly rubbing my cock up and down. We were both on our sides facing each other and I began to massage her fabulous tits with one hand and rubbed her ass with the other. I don't think either one of us was ready to start anything else just yet, so we were content to keep it at this pace. I looked over and saw that Sam and Mary were doing similar things in the middle of the six of us. I looked past them to Beth and Eric and saw that they had become more active than the four of us. Beth was lying on her side facing me and Eric had reached around and started to play with Beth's great tits. I also noticed that Beth had lifted her left leg and, although I couldn't see, Eric was fucking her either in he

“i've Got Your Back"
I am a small and precious child; my dad's been sent to fight. The only place I'll see his face is in my dreams at night. He will be gone too many days for my young mind to track. I may be sad, but I am so proud. My daddy's got your back. I am a caring mother. My son has gone to war. My mind is filled with worries that I've never known before. And daily I attempt to keep my thoughts from turning black. I may be scared, but I'm so proud. My son has got your back. I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband soon to go. At times I am so terrified in a way most never know. I bite my lip and force a smile as I watch my husband pack. My heart may break, but I am so proud. My husband's got your back. I am a soldier, serving proudly, standing ever tall. I fight for freedom, yours and mine by answering this call. I do my job while knowing the thanks it sometimes lacks. Say a prayer that I'll come home again. It's I who has your back.

Deck Of Cards
A young soldier was in his bunkhouse all alone one Sunday morning over in Afghanistan. It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't made a noise. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, "Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?" The soldier replied, "I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord." The sergeant said, "Looks like you're going to play cards." The soldier said, "No sir, you see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards." The sergeant asked in disbelief, "How will you do that?" "You see the Ace, Sergeant, it reminds that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments. The Three represents the Father, t

Every Vista Pc To Get A Domain Name
Want to be able to access your machine anytime, anywhere? Can’t be bothered purchasing a domain name and configuring Dynamic DNS? Microsoft has a solution: the "Windows Internet Computer Name" -- a unique domain name for your computer. There is one small catch though: you have to be using the next-generation networking protocol IPv6 which, although thoroughly integrated into Windows Vista, isn't supported by most home routers yet. The Windows Internet Computer Name is an advancement on the Peer Name Resolution Protocol (PNRP), which is a name registration and resolution protocol initially developed for Windows XP. Unlike traditional DNS, where domain name servers are used essentially to store a list of domain names and their corresponding numeric IP addresses, PNRP does all the domain name resolution peer-to-peer. Put another way, users of Windows Vista provide PNRP domain name resolution services for other Windows Vista users. If you are still tryi

Next Life...
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping. You wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.

7 Kinds Of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon

A Temperate Response
A TEMPERATE RESPONSE A young girl came into the house with a tear in her pants. Her mother was exasperated, as this had happened too many times before. At her wits end, she said to her daughter, "Now you go into your room, take off those pants, and sew up that tear!" The poor child had never held a needle in her life! A little while later her mother saw the pants crumpled on the floor of her daughter's bedroom -- still torn. She looked around and...no little girl. Spying the basement light on, she called down the stairs, "Are you down there running around with your pants off?" A big voice boomed up, "No ma'am. I'm reading the gas meter." Thomas Jefferson once advised, "When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry, count to 100." Another way to say it is like this: When angry, slow down. Slow down and think. Slow down and calm down. A later response will be a more tempered response and usually a better one. Slow down and get some distance from the p

Nobody Like You
Love is possible only when there is a deep acceptance of oneself, the other, the world. Acceptance creates the milieu in which love grows, the soil in which love blooms. When you stop improving upon yourself, life improves you. In that relaxation, in that acceptance, life starts caressing you, life starts flowing through you. Nobody else has ever been like you and nobody else will ever be like you; you are simply unique, incomparable. Accept this, love this, celebrate this - and in that very celebration you will start seeing the uniqueness of the others, the incomparable beauty of the others.

Getting Screwed
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you!" But the girl said "NO!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She replied, "The bastard used coins!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

The Apple Tree
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples and took a nap in its shade. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by... The little boy had grown up and no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "I'm sorry, I don't have money but you can pick all my apples and sell them so you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples off the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad. One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "Come and play with me" the tree said. "I don't have time to play. I have to work to provide for my family. We need a house for s

What's Your Sexual Zodiac Sign?
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Alcohol Type
What alcohol are you?? PATRONEYou are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!! Take this test

Emma Rules 2-6
Rule #2: Don't dissapear out of no where for a a few days then come back and pretend like you didn't go away. ...I worry constantly. When you just leave without anything I get nervous and worry. I hate to worry. I hate it hate it hate it. Rule #2.5: No dying. ... I don't think I need to really go into that. Rule #3: Don't talk behind my back. ... first of all, friends don't do that. .. second, I usually will hear whats been said, and it usually hurts my feelings. Rule #4: Lying is unacceptable. ... Again, not something I think that I need to go into. If you are going to lie... don't even bother. I don't need to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Thats all. Rule #5: Don't use me. ... for anything. If you only talk to me when no one else is avaliable... that falls unders breaking this rule. I love helping people... but if you only talk to me when something is wrong I'm not going to be of much help becasue I'll just be pissed at you. Rule #6: Don't

Chase The Sun
i can see the morning coming on ive got a bottle and a rosary fell against the sun burned thru so easily ghosts have been keeping me here I wish theyd bring me back to you Ill send a sign written in fear fallen once and broke in two get on your knees and pray worship and live seek for happiness today passages in blood to give no one gets out so step inside erase all doubt walk the line there is no turning back nowhere to hide feeling me deep inside im under your skin in my wake you must swim back to where the angels live well find a better place for you and I

After What I Just Got Done With Tonight....this Just Fit So Perfectly!!!!
This is some advice to all the girls.....Make Sure he is right, before you find out he is WRONG!!!!! Take for instance ME!!!!Wow what a predicament.....I have been taking crap from him and his fiance' whom of which he was to chicken to break up with me to go and get in the first place, for the past two weeks....I have left them alone, but now he is telling me that I haven't and basically telling me that it was my fault that he left.....I was just getting to close to figuring out all of the rest of his gf's that he had stashed away and he had to get away.....I hope this doesn't happen to anyone else, but if it does...I know it hurts, but it is best to move on because if you dwell all it does is make it worse.....I wanna thank my Best Friend Amy and my Mom for being there for me, and the rest of my newly found family for helping me once again through this ordeal tonight.....Thank you~~~~All Of You.....I hope this poem reaches the hearts of those who have been through it, and the minds of

What Is Your Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Freinds
ok all its like 2:15 a.m I have made a solem promise to comment each and every freind on my list I had hoped to be finished by now, however I have a lot of great freinds and seem to keep getting into convos with them after commenting. I have enjoyed catching up with some of you :). I have done about 300 so far not evan close to finished. I will get to you all real soon but I need a nap. so if I haven't been to you yet have no fear you haven't been skipped its just takin me longer then I axpected. lus ya all S~E~X~Y!

Why Bother
somebody please tell me why bother to live why bother to wakeup why bother i wish i knew but i do not so if any body knows please tell me i would love to know the answer and i know nobody but 2 maybe 3 people will respond to this so think you guys mt rue frinds

Whats Your Sex Style?
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This Is Me
WHO I AM I AM A WOMAN WHO MAKES MISTAKES A PERSON THAT LOVES AND MAYBE LOVES TO DEEPLY AT TIMES I AM A WOMAN THAT HAS FEELINGS I AM A PERSON THAT GETS THOSE FEELINGS HURT EASILY I AM A WOMAN THAT TRIES TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY AND A PERSON THAT KNOWS THAT SHE CANT MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY I AM A WOMAN THAT WANTS GREAT THINGS IN LIFE BUT A PERSON WHO KNOWS THAT ORDINARY THINGS ARE MY ONLY OPTION I AM A WOMAN THAT TREASURES FAMILY BUT A PERSON WHO'S FAMILY HARDLY KNOWS SHE EXISTS' I AM A WOMAN THAT CRAVES APPROVAL AND A PERSON THAT KNOWS IT DOESNT MATTER I AM A WOMAN THAT LIVES HER LIFE ACCORDING TO HOW OTHERS PERCEIVE IT SHOULD BE BUT A PERSON THAT KNOWS SHE CAN ONLY LIVE IT FOR HERSELF I AM A WOMAN THAT WANTS TO BE ABLE TO EXPRESS HERSELF BUT A PERSON WHO DOESNT KNOW QUITE HOW TO DO IT I AM A WOMAN THAT SHOULD BELIEVE SHE IS A GOOD PERSON SADLY I AM A PERSON WHO DOES NOT I AM AFTER ALL ONLY ME!

Roses Are Dead/ I Played You Too
I DIDNT WROTE THAT ONE I FOUND IT ONLINE BUT I LIKE IT ALOT HAHAH WELL THIS IS SOME YALL KNOW HOW IT WORKS BUT TO BE HONEST THATS NOT MY THING CAUSE IT IS JUST A STUPID GAME AND GOES AROUND AND AROUND SO PEEPS DONT PLAY THE GAME IF YA DONT KNOW HOW BAD THE ECHO WILL HURT YALL JUST KEEP IT REAL AND U WONT GET HURT ........ THINK ABOUT MY WORDS .........SMILE Roses are dead/ I played you too Roses are dead Violets are too I`m still in love But not with you You thought you hurt me And made me cry But I was in love With another guy Simply because you have No class All you can do Is kiss my ass You sit around And talk your shit So fuck you and your Little ass dick You thought you left me But I left you What my man is doing You can`t do You tell your homies You played me like a bitch And I tell my girls You have a little dick You said you loved me But it wasnt true Well guess what Motha Fucka I played you too

What Am I Called?
What am I called? I speak my mind. I don't comprimise my beliefs. I will not give up a fight when I KNOW I am right. I dont look for a fight, but I am always ready if a fight looks for me. I am a survivor. I know how to make do with whatever I have. I am opinionated & voice my opinions openly. I am independent & free. I love having a companion but I will NOT be told what to do or how to live. I am faithful & compassionate, but I will not be made a fool of. I am soft hearted & HARD headed. I can fit in with any crowd. jeans & a tee & I'm a REDNECK 100%. Take me to a formal party & I'll put on my best fur & jewels & impress the HELL out of everyone! If you piss me off once, I may forgive you, Twice...it'll take a while.. 3 TIMES & you go one MY LIST! I am happy to be me & refuse to alter my beliefs for ANYONE! What am I called? I am a BITCH!

Hating The X
Current mood: bitchy Why is it that after you break up the ex still thinks he can control your every move and thought..Do they not realize that they lose that right the day the relationship ends??? It's amazing whether you are in a relationship,breaking up or even just have slept together men always have to have control..Well I think it's time women stand up for themselves and let these assholes know that god gave us our own bodies and brains for a reason!And NO it was'nt for us to wait on men take care of men or even have sex with them!!It was because god knows he screwed up by making men first and that women had to be here to pick up after the men and help them do everything outside of wiping their asses and hell when they get old enough they expect that too!!! So my outlook if they can't return your love and interest and ability to feel then they can all kiss my ass!!!I would rather be alone with my children and know that I never have to feel like a possession or a troph

True Love
Current mood: determined This is just a thought on "True Love" We all wander around life looking for it or wondering if the one we are with is really the right one but I am begining to think there is no such thing as a real true love?? I mean we have all loved and hopefully felt love but who is to say that it was real Do any of you know what REAL love even is? My mom used to say when I was growing up I would just know it when I felt it,Well I thought I felt it but then again for it to be real then I think you both have to feel it or it is not worth feeling!! I am not being negative or saying that NOBODY has ever felt it I am simply saying I don't agree that there is someone for everyone.I feel the only true love a person can know is the love between a parent and a child. My children and parents will probably be the only ones that I will love and will love me unconditionally!!I have a great deal of love for my friends and other family members but feel that none of them would be d

Just My Thoughts...
Current mood: depressed Why do some people think that the only thing that matters is money? Like people don't have hard times... When you are in a relationship you are supposed to accept the help you are offered (appreciate it, yes)...but accept it. It's okay to do that as long as you are willing to offer that up in return... People don't get it! Instead of just saying thank you they end relationships and leave the person willing to help them behind... I'll never understand... This is the last time I'll put my heart on the line...I thought we were different... I guess not :-(

Rules For The Ladies
RULES FOR THE LADIES 1. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 2. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 3. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship.if he can't accept who you are, fuck him. 4. Never live your life for a man. 5. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 6. Don't settle. 7. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 8. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." 9. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 10. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant.Why would he treat you any differently? 11. Always have your own set of friends separate from his. 12. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. 13. If something bothers you, speak up. 14. Never let a man

A Poem About Our Girlfriends.........
A POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS......... Someone will always be prettier. Some will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances. Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes.... might be lonely. And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing." So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!" "Winners make things happen-- Losers let things happen." Be "blessed" ladies..... and pass this on to encourage another woman.

Tired Of Being Lonely!
Current mood: lonely Have you ever been lonely or maybe your lonely now...Dont you just wish you could fill that part of your life? I mean you could have everything you ever wanted and then some but there is that emptiness that fills your heart..We all live are lives and can be happy but we all deep down inside want and need to have someone there to share it with..What is life filled with happiness and all that if you can share it with someone.. I am at the point in my life that I am ready to have the special someone..I want that someone that makes me laugh, holds my hand, to cuddle up with everynight, the one that is going to be there to pick me up when I am down, someone that lights my life up and makes me a better person.. Oh and what ever happen to the REAL LOVE? You know the LOVE our grandparents have or had..The LOVE that never fades or ends..LOVE that is unconditional to the end..Have we really forgotten what LOVE is? People get so rapped up in what they think LOV

Whats Ur Sex Position?
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As It Should Be........
To live content with small means; to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion; to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not, rich; to listen to stars and birds, babes and sages, with open heart; to study hard; to think quietly, act frankly, talk gently, await occasions, hurry never; in a word, to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common--this is my symphony..................William Henry Channing 2 the dawn

Internet Pix
Im wondering...what exactly possesses people to put "private" pics on the internet..What happened w me...a "friend" asked for some pretty specific pix. Being that he is so fucking awesome...I took them..Well as awesome as it is, he's left me hanging lately. Actually taking the pix got me Massively worked up, therefore pure lust was driving me when i decided to put them here....Now that I look back, Im not sure if i wanna take them off, or give more access...I mean, do i really wanna open that to possible derogatory comments?? cuz that is quite possible...i mean i would NEVER post something bad about someones "private" pix, but isnt a view w/out a comment just as dissapointing? I obviously find the pix quite yummy or they NEVER wouldve been here.......

Soul Mate
Take my hand Don't question why We'll learn to dream We'll learn to fly Cloudless emotions run unsaid Blonde hair green eyes Our Bodies wed. Passions burn uncontrolled desire Hearts melts with an untamable fire Once were two, Now as one Souls evolved Never undone.

The Sexiest Pisces
hey all this is a contest for the sexiest zodiac (pisces) on the cherry tap, please show me some mad love wld b appreciated....and ya know i will help how i can *muahzzzzzzzzzzzzz* to all you sweet cherries, hopefully theres no bitter ones on my list : )~~ direct link to it just tap u'r mouse on the pic *wink*

Yeah You Know It
Little things make me happy. ..Like calling or texting me just to say hi and see how I am doing. ... or drawing me a picture .... just taking a little time to check on me. ... Makes me feel special. I like feeling special. I chew on EVERYTHING. ...it is best to have gum with you when you are around me. I don't trust many people. ...if I let you inside my walls you should feel real special. .. but don't think I can't push you right out if I need to. I have a crazy laugh when you get me to really really laugh. ... I don't breathe ...and I always try to talk There are more stains on the carpet in my house from soda coming out of my nose than there is from anything else. I'd rather have one person love me honestly and look good to them than look good to a bunch of people. Vanity haunts me. I love little kid movies. On Thursday I religiously watch Grey's Anatomy and E.R. ... and on Friday I have shows too. I randomly dance no matter where I am ... and I

Texas Chili Cookoff Funny As Hell
Chili Cook Off If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. (I've read this probably 5 times and it never fails to reduce me to tears of laughter). Hope it does the same for you!!! If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other t

Broken, Damaged, Hurt Forever, Haunted, Crushed
When does life restart itself after the loss of someone you love? When do the tears stop when you look at their picture or hear their favorite song? When does it become time you can face going to their graveside? When does the murderous thoughts disipate? When does the rage in your soul seese to exist? When does the guilt? It still comes in waves. I think one day im doing fine and make plans to go back and visit .. and it gets time to go and i shut down. Then i feel guilty. It has been 7 months and i have not been to her graveside sence the day we layed her to rest, or to where she got killed at. My son told me this morning that he wanted to die. (something he has said alot latley when hes mad) In shock i asked him why because this time was out of the blue. He said he wanted to see Ashley and make sure she was alright. I told him that shes better now and shes in heaven waiting on us. I told him that if he died he couldnt just come back. The weird thing is

Lolz
plz gif this guy a reality check! wtf. who sits here and sais in a online journal that he is capable of murner cuz someone dumped him. who sit there and says he wish someone gets murded and raped. thsi duse is fucked up and need to be hind locked doors.. he makes this world unsafe to be in. """"DONT EVVVVVVVVVER VISIT MY PAGE, AGAIN!!! I dont want to see your ugly mug on my profile viewers EVER AGAIN! Wanna make me happy? FIND ANOTHER SITE, cause I WAS THE ONE WHOP SHOWED YOU THIS SITE... NOW, I'm TJE ONE ASKING YOU TO LEAVE do me that favour and leave this site... I shouldnt have brought you here, in the first place If you do that, you wont hear from me, anymore... if you dont... well, then, I'll have to make your life misreable Now LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Do I EVER HATE your gutts I hope someone rapes and murders you on the street I hope something terrible happens to you in your life You deserve no less "Can I spend the day with Lennon an

My First Poem
Ok let me get this straight.....Of all things that happened, how did i come to be where and what i am now? is it my time to be a leaderor am i still binding time? I wonder if my child was alive or if i was married, or even if i was still in the military, what would my life have been then? But what about the opportunities that i had, would i went to college on a scholarship if it would present itself again?, God help me find myself, i need your guidance. I need an angel, a love, reclaim my honor that i once so proudly help that was taken away from me in my life, Have i become one with the same people that tried everything to destroy me and my dreams? All my life, i've faced adversity and yet i wonder if i've failed my family and myself for some have given their lives so willingly for? Am i that willing to do the same for the generations after me or am i too scared to leave my own footprints and destiny in this world to be remembered as an ordinary person?

Finding Love
Day and night i think about you from sunup to sundown, i feel your presence, but i only cling to the air wishing it was you. I miss your smile, the way you walk, the way you talk, i miss when you cry, when you're happy, when your sad, when you're laughing, and even when i feel your pain, but yet when when you say those three words, not only do they mean something, but we feel that we can be together. No matter what, i want to be the one to do you right, making love to you the way you deserve to be loved in every aspect, letting myself be free while joining you hand in hand. Nothing i would love more than to take your hand as my wife, to love, honor, obey, and cherish until the day i lay and god calls me to be with him. I've seen and heard of you prior pain, sadness, and frustration. that time has to go now, you've seen and heard of my past in a nutshell and i know you want that to end as well, so if we wnat to be together what's stopping us now?, age, distance, race, background?,

Pisces
20 February - 20 March 20 Pisces is the twelfth Sign of the Zodiac, and it is also the final Sign in the Zodiacal cycle. Hence, this Sign brings together many of the characteristics of the eleven Signs that have come before it. Pisceans, however, are happiest keeping many of these qualities under wraps. These people are selfless, spiritual and very focused on their inner journey. They also place great weight on what they are feeling. Emotions define Pisceans, and it's not uncommon for them to feel their own burdens (and joys) as well as those of others. The intuition of the Pisces-born is highly-evolved. Many people associate Pisceans with dreams and secrets, and it's a fair association, since those born under this Sign feel comfortable in an illusory world. Pisceans are represented by a pair of fish, a symbol that makes them seem to 'go with the flow' and not 'make waves'. Both of these labels are true, since Pisceans are fluid and easygoing, in keeping with the Mutable Quality

Complete Bullshit.
In case you didnt read my bulletin One of my pictures got flagged as adult today which I think is lame. I see pictures of bitches bent over with their fat stinky twat lips bulging out of their thongs that are two sizes too small on the front of their profile that no one says anything about. I put up a picture of the word cunt...just the word and nothing else and it gets flagged?!?! Are you fucking kidding me? Give me a break already. Apparently someone needs to do their jobs a little better. If youre flagging me for just having a word you need to flag and remove all those nasty bitches pictures too.

Lone Eagle's Blog Posting...
Couldn't have said it better myself... Thought for the day In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in... And how many want out." Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1 Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. AMEN! http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/20786/88658

Ideas For My Show...
So, as i have shown on here, i do a radio show every weekend, 9:30pm to 1am EST sunday nights.. it's on the net at www.phantomvoice.net and i like doing it.. that's all that should matter, right? I like it but i need more.. i need to find my voice. I call the show Malin's Massachour x3.. mostly all metal music through the last four decades.. but i will through in some ard rock and a little punk, but my pressense is not really felt.. so i have been thinking of different ways to bring people to listen and make my show more entertaining little on air quizzes, little informational tidbits... and even have pondered asking two of my favorite BDSM people on here for the use of their informational postings on the lifestyle Another thought would be a quiz where people need to IM me their answers.. called Horse or Porn... where I give out a name and they need to let me know if it is a horse name, name of a porn movie, or both... ie... "Without Makeup" and "Promises Promises"

5 Secrets To A Perfect Relationship
Important Tips... 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Well That Went Well
The meeting I had with Donald from the art college went really well and just realised as i got there at 3 i was there for nearly 2 and a half hours explaining the whole of the concept of the project, I had taken a long a mindmap that I had created of it all to show him. He was actually quite blown away by the whole thing. He suggested that some of the college students who have just graduated would be better for me to be in touch with as they would have a much better grasp and said that for the actual software side of it I would probably be better off speaking to someone in Dundee university. But what he is going to do is have a think of who would be suitable and get in touch with the former students and put them in touch with me. He was quite fascinated and said it was a really good and interesting project and that it had a lot of potential. I actually learned quite a lot through chatting with him and it was so good to sit down and go through all the different sides of the pro

Im A Sexy Panguin Lmao
What's You're REAL Label? (detailed results and pics) Gotcha!Ok, truth is, labels suck. Do you really want to be told who you are? And by some quiz you're taking? Life is about origniality and living it to the fullest. How can you do that when you're restricted to the friends you make, to the clothes you wear, to where you shop, to what colors you're allowed to like.Just stop!Labels are started by people and people can end it. Want to know how?Just shut up and accept the shy girl in the corner of the room who's wearing black. The girl in the front of the room in the pink skirt can have a terrible life and just grin and bear it.Appearances should have no indication as to who you're friends with, how depressed you are, and what your favorite color is. If you want to know what your label is then here it is:Human.Are you happy now?I promised some pictures, but I'm gonna give you icons instead:have a good day!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quiz

Broke
You Know You're Really Broke When... American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. Your bologna has no first name. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Sally Struthers sends you food. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. On Thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. At communion you go back for seconds. You wash your toilet paper. You have to save up to be poor. You're in college. You are sterilizing your urine for r

Did You
Did You Did you hear that early bird sing good morning to you today Did you notice the little bunny when he came out to play Did you acknowledge the squirrel as he ran down the line Did you see that awesome sunrise and realize that all was fine Did you wave to your neighbor when you walked out the door Did you smile at the cashier when you stopped at the store Did you allow someone in while stranded watching the cars go by Did you hold the door for a co-worker without giving a sigh Did you give credit to a friend in need for a job you had done Did you support those around you and try to make the day fun Did you help the oppressed one without seeing his skin Did you or didn't you make the choice to be a friend Did you at the end of the day head home filled with pride Did you know that with truth to yourself today you did stride Did you remember to thank the Lord for the day you had Did you really appreciate it whether it was good or was bad Di

Your Mama Is So Ugly......
Your mama is so ugly......she looks like a Halloween mask........and not one of those cool ones that cost like $49.95. No.....one of those cheap-ass rubber ones that you get out of a bin at K-Mart for like $3.99 that you pull over your head and the eye holes are too far apart so you have to walk around with your head all cocked to one side and try and see out of one of the holes.....and they smell so bad like toxic rubber that you can only wear them for a few minutes anyway. In fact.......she looks so much like one of those masks, if someone were chasing her through K-Mart and she came to the bin full of cheap-ass masks, she could just dive right into it and leave just her face showing and the people chasing her would just run right past it........and the only thing she'd have to worry about would be some rotten kid like you coming up and pulling on her cheek because HIS mama is too poor to buy him a cool $49.95 mask. THAT'S how ugly your mama is!!! Oh yeah......and your mam

Are There Any Good Guys Left??
Well everyone I've got a bit of a problem.Seems like every guy I meet doesn't want a lasting relationship all they want is sex.I'm tired of guys thinking because I've got 2 kids I'm an easy lay.I love my kids,and guys need 2 understand that if u want me my kids r part of the package,so the question is r there any good guys left who want a serious and longterm relationship?

Well Tell Me Something I Didn't Already Know!
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Do I Do ?
What do I do, now I've reached the edge? The cliff is steep to the plain below. Miles upon miles of emptry air And no hand will I hold, but your hand and you are not there! What do I do when smothering black Of night engulfs me ... coldly dark So dark I tingle with sudden fear No arms do I need but your arms And you are not there! What do I do with a life that tells the end of the world in a darkened mist But still must keep senselessly on No love keeps my heart, but your love And you ... you are gone...

The Ending
She tells him I am going to release you, from some your bindings so you may roll over and be on all fours. She eased her way releasing his wrists and then gliding her way down to untie his feet one at a time. Now, straddling him facing his feet she tells him now roll over. (Keeping her pussy pressed against his belly) He feels the wet moistness of her lotus flower as his skin glides across the her warm pussy lips, once on his side causing her lips to open exposing all of her wet labia to his flesh. Mistress grabs him by the head and pushes it to bed, “Be still.” She commands as she rubs her now exposed clit on his side. Her head raises in the air as she now sit pushing with her hips applying pressure to all the right spots. Using his hair she pulls his head from the bed and, tells him “now, you can roll over the rest of the way,” letting go his hair his head falling back to the bed as a small breath leaves him, before he starts to roll. Now, he lay face down with Mistress stil

To Remeber A Friend I Lost....
Everyone has been wondering what is going on with me and why I have not been online much during the week. Here's why... On monday morning I got to work and got notified that my friend and coworker had committed Suicide on Sunday evening. Which not only was extremely devisitating but also a true shock! He never showed any signs of depression. Always the jokester, and very mellow and laid back. Never seemed to have a care in the world. Very caring about everyone, going out of his way to make sure that you were alright. A true friend. He was always the type of person that you wished everyone to be. On Sunday evening he got into a fight with his wife. Left and went to the bar. Came home extremely drunk, proceeding to continue the fight. Both he and his wife ended up throwing punches and their three kids broke it up. Charlie sat his wife down on the couch, sent the kids off to their rooms and once the kids were on their way out of the room he grabbed his deer rifle and b

My Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

12-step Internet Recovery Program
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet. 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived. 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet. 7) I will read a book...if I still remember how. 8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet. 9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I

Ex Boyfriend
So I've officially kicked my fucking asshole ex boyfriend out my life!!! Go me!!! The asshole has lied, cheated, and used me just like my fucking last ex. He also admitted that he was going to dump me for his ugly ass 12 year old looking new gf. I'm so happy he is out of my life, and if I ever fucking see him I'm going to beat his ugly ass face in.

The Last Of My Old Crew....gone....
I cant believe it after so many years of everyone from it dying and dying...... the last of my good friends has died... I just dont understand how i made it and they didnt...... i love them all with all of my heart... its really hard for me......Thank you to those who have sticken beside me to all this hell i have been going through thank you so much......Im almost through it......im with you all till the end of my time...

2 Ever Cares
A SOLDIER’S PRAYER Almighty and all-present power Short is the prayer I make to Thee I do not ask in battle hour For any shield to cover me. I ask no help to smite my foe I seek no petty victory here The enemy I hate , I know, To Thee dear lord are also dear. The vast unalterable way From which the stars do not depart Shall not be turned aside to stay The bullets flying to my heart. But this I pray: be at my side When death is drawing through the sky. Almighty God who also died, Teach me the way that I should die.

Can U?
Can you find the C? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Once you've found the C.......... Find the 6! 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999699999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999

27 Facts About Men
27 Facts About Men (from a woman's point of view ) 1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Men who have tattoos think they have a piece of artwork on them. Yeah, like a flaming skull is art? 4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. 5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. 6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. 7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun. 8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry c

How To Poop At Work!
HOW TO POOP AT WORK >> >>As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is >>inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the following is a >>survival guide for taking a dump at the office. >>CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. >>FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. >>ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you relea

What's Your Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Damn Tooth
Yea, this is pretty much a vent/rant. My tooth hurts like fuck, my wisdom tooth is coming in, so i have to get the other one pulled to make room. Unfortunately, i cant get ot the dentist for about 3 more weeks, i have been taking everything from ibprofein to excedrine migraine to even percocet and nothing will kill this fucking pain. God help me, please. or if someone knows another way, please get at me!

Gim Outta Dodge? What?!
Notice nobody knows the the words. This is my crazy brother- in - law and nephew. He was happy cuz the Puma's won a soccer game. So he drank a lot of beer and put on 80's music and danced the night away. It was fuck up. He trys. my brother-in-law and beerAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Poem Of Fear By Aisha Shezari
Fear How does fear start? When we are so small, Fear of being alone, With our cries we call. Then comes further fear, Fear of things we can't see, Fear of the dark, “Please don’t leave me.” Then comes more fear, Fear of unacceptance, Do they want to be my friend? Will this fear ever end? Then comes teenage fear, Fear of growing up, Is this all I will be? Will anyone ever trust me? We pass through, So much fear, We go through it, Year after year. In old age we come full cycle, Fear in our old bones, We return to the oldest fear, 'I don’t want to be alone.' Finally fear of death, Comes with our last breath, And that's when one comes to see, Fear is reality. Fear is the biggest test, It never lets us rest, So don't give fear a chance, To hold you in a trance. Take it by its toe, In your heart, open a window, Throw fear out and you will see, Once and for all you can truly be free. Aisha Sherazi

Pregnant Turkey
Pregnant Turkey Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pre gnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep . . ...SHE'S BLONDE!

Creative Schizophrenia
I often get asked about the project and I find myself struggling to find words to describe or keep it down to a few paragraphs, well anyway was having a chat with my mate Dennis about the project and he told me what I was doing was Creative Schizophrenia, so am sticking to that from now on.

Love Is A Circle"
LOVE IS A CIRCLE" Body: "LOVE IS A CIRCLE" By Manny Feldman Love is a circle, warm as summer sun, Making flowers blossom, after winter done. Love is a circle, coming back to you, When your love is given, with a hear that is true. Love is a circle, going up then down, Reaching to the heavens, returning to the ground. Like a wheel that's turning a carousel of joy, Love has a returning which only time can tell. It may take a lifetime, an hour or a day, But after love is given, love will find a way. Love is a circle, take my hand my friend, Love is a circle, love will never end. Love is a circle, going round and round, Reaching out to touch you, music all around. Love is a circle, setting people free, Love is a circle, love is you and me. Love, once it is given, has no end, Circling forever thru all time. Bringing love wherever man may be, Going on for all eternity

Vacation
I am going to be on vacation starting on the 16th through the 28th....please feel free to leave me messages and comments...I would love to read them all when I get home....I will be cruising to Costa Maya, Belize, Tortola, and Nassau with my family for Thanksgiving....Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving...I will share photos when I return

Drunk Drivers!
This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in theburning car and her body was heavily burnt for approx. 45 SECONDS! With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Three months after accident. Without a left eyelid Jacquie needs eye drops to keep her vision. Now 20 year old, he cannot forgive himself for driving drunk on that night three years ago. He's aware of devastating Jacqueline Sab

What Kind Of Person Are You?
What kind of person are you? Kind heartedYour a all around awsome Girl to be around. You can get along with about anyone and you know how to bring a smile to some one who needs it. Take this test

Here I Am...
Here I am With no one around me And nothing to make me Smile. Ever. I sit here In darkness, no candle To light my life, to light Up the night. A crappy pseudo-haiku created just now by yours truly. And no, I don't really feel that way ;)

What Kind Of Friend I Am
What kind of Friend are You? LIFETIME FriendYou are to find...possibly one in a lifetime... You're there for the good the bad and the ugly, no matter what happens...You are there ready to help. Take this test

A Simple Ode To Pain
Penny for your thoughts, just say whats on your mind, How can a girl be so cruel but yet so kind? Well no one knows and the world may never know. Its a mystery why you killing me,.. Oh! You really want an answer doncha.. well she never did really want ya,. Dont feel bad or become melancholy but thats no reason to smile tho, or think it be folly. This is serious subject matter that im dealing with. With 12 odes to pain, you should be feeling this. But no she doesnt, and its crazy, that everyday we do this, just for a lady. Now dont get me wrong now, I love her so. But what gets to me tho, is letting go. And so you must, but its a breech of trust. She tryin to leave ya, and you love her so much. On the flip tip, dude sports a grin, cause he got in, when you couldnt win. Now your friends call you bitter cause you aint wit her, am I supposed to be gums and teeth when she's chillin with Keith? So do you love her? Heck yeah i do,

The Golden Screw
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden sc

I Cried When I Wrote This...
A never ending pain A sorrow you can't even begin to imagine Feeling alone Standing in the darkness A dark figure in a dark world Pain and sadness is all that is felt A never ending wish to end it all Tormented by pain People never understanding Eyes wet all the time Do you care? Does anyone care? Thats what my life is like. Headaches. I'm tired all the time. I cry all the time. I have a sore throat all the time from crying. No one really understands anything I've been through. Sure, someone might understand the pain. But no one really understands my hopsital stay, what its like to have alot of friends and then one bad thing happens to you and no one wants to be your friend anymore. It sucks. It really does. There is no cure for. I'm gonna have headaches for the rest of my life. Unless a miracle happens and that'll never happen to me :( Arnold Chiari Malformation...Its such a rare condition...Why the hell was I someone who had to have it?!?!

Omg...who's That Hottie Where Nothing But......
a bikini?!?! If You Only Knew.....has entered the bikini contest. Please go vote for her and tell her how hot she looks in her bikini! Please let your friends too...and if you vote for her and leave a comment, and tell a friend...please let me know so I can go through and rate your pics tomorrow morning.

Vote
Attention...Hot Sex!!!CONTEST.....CONTEST! Okay now that i have ur attention im having a contest...called Hottest Cherry,guy verses guy and girl verses girl sounds kinda gay saying that but its not.So Please stop by my page and vote for 1 girl and 1 guy.....thank you please come and vote.......i cant stress it enough......WHO EVER WINS!! A GUY N A GIRL!! I WILL PERSONALLY BUY THEM A GIFT WORTH 500 TO 1000 CHERRY BUCKS SO PLEASE HELP THEM OUT!i really want to be generous n give to the winning girl n winning guy!help mt friends out! and while ur at it...show some love to me on my Pictures.....love ur cherry friend Kitten:)

Poetry
I'm not perfect by Ryan Alexandra Ranalli i'm sorry i'm not perfect i can only be me i'm sorry i'm not perfect like the girl you want me to be i'd give anything to make you happy even if it makes me sad i'd never do anything to hurt you i don't try to make you mad sometimes you get angry and we start to fight little do you know i cry myself to sleep at night sometimes i don't know just what i did wrong i don't understand why we don't get along every time we fight i wish you could feel my heart break sometimes i wonder how much more my heart can take sometimes i get so angry i don't know what to say i feel just like a game that everyone wants to play the only thing i need in this world is someone who is true the only thing i want in this world is... to be loved by you

Think About It......
You get up and hit you're snooze button again for 5 more minutes of sleep. We've already been up for 5 hours risking our lives for you. ``````````````````````````````````````````` You make yourself some coffee and make yourself some breakfest. Our breakfest was powdered eggs and our coffee is a week old. ``````````````````````````````````````````````` You bitch about traffic and how it takes you an extra 15 minutes to get to work, Yet we go out and get shot at, So many go out to never come back. ```````````````````````````````````````````````` We lay here , we fight and die for you're right to drive down that street. We fight day and night, so you might get that sound sleep. You make you're horrible comments, you take the freedom we give and then question on how we give it. Just Remember these words American girls and American guys we'll always stand up and salute we'll always recognize when we see old glory flying, There is a lot of men dead so you c

Holidays And Gifts While Still Venting On Relationships Ii
A lot of people and T.V. shows these days like to express their feelings about holidays and the money it takes to make them happen. As my good friend Jeremiah pointed out, "most holiday's have lost their true meaning." Expressing his point that most people get so caught up in gift giving they forgot why they were celebrating the holiday to begin with. He goes on to write that holidays were "invented by card and candy companies to exploit the american public and make a buck." Even though he, nor I, can blame them for that I decided to share my thoughts as he has his about hoildays, relationships and gift giving. First of all, I don't really share these views. I like giving gifts to people on holidays and wish I could motivate myself to be more thoughtful at ANYTIME of giving thanks to people I love and care about. Why do people feel the need to wait until those holidays to give their loved ones nice things. Instead of doing it because of something, start doing it because of

Love Is
To me, love is... -Saying you're wrong, when you know you're right, -Putting down your pride, to avoid a fight. -Accepting someone, no matter who they are, -Going to any lengths to please them, no matter how far. -Walking to the end of the earth, and back again, -Doing whatever it takes, to rid them of pain. -Finding strength in someone else, when you can't go on, -Knowing everything will be better, once you find your home. -Getting your joy, from the happiness of someone else, -Dropping everything, whenever they need help. -Putting yourself last, and making them first, -Giving them the glass of water, when you're both dying of thirst. -Being brought, together by fate, -And realizing, that you finally found your soul mate.

Oral
Cradled between my thighs He lifts me to his mouth. The abundance of my wetness greets him and his mouth overflows with my warm essence; My sweet taste is on his tongue and my fragrance delights his senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful nor cautious approach For he wishes to consume me. I Push against his hungry mouth I thrust against his generous tongue. I squeal in a unique way, signaling that he has found my special spot. He hardens in response. His jaws protest what his open mouth provides but he is unrelenting in his gift, intent only on my fulfillment. He can feel my body tense, and he is quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now, ecstasy approaches. I push hard and fast against his tongue, shameless in using him and he so willingly complies.

Drunken Wife
Drunken Wife by marilyn69 © I’m sitting in a wine bar in the West End of London, just a short distance from my hotel. My husband, thankfully, is over 150 miles north, looking after our two children. I’ve finished my meetings earlier than anticipated, so I could have caught a train back home today, but today I fancy a little fun! I am sipping my third G and T already and it’s only four in the afternoon! But, what the hell? Sometimes you just have to let your hair down and unwind! Looking around the bar, I can see several men, some on their own, like me, others in pairs or groups. They’re generally all businessmen, possibly just passing through London too. I have thought about doing this for some time but I’ve always bottled it at the last minute. Maybe today will be the same? Sitting on the next table are two Japanese guys, smartly dressed, but not my type! Next to them there is a single man, not bad looking at all, but reading The Guardian. Could never go for a guy who reads

Go See What This Fucktard Is Sayin About Me....
In his 'about me' and he posted a special blog just for me.....He is the ex of the girl Ive been seein. He hangs out at my page day and night and is seriously derranged!...Show him how you feel!bRaIn*DeAd*FuCk@ CherryTAP

Thirteen Goals Of A Witch
I. Know yourself II. Know your Craft (Wicca) III. Learn IV. Apply knowledge with wisdom V. Achieve balance VI. Keep your words in good order VII. Keep your thoughts in good order VIII. Celebrate life IX. Attune with the cycles of Terra X. Breathe and eat correctly XI. Exercise the body XII. Meditate XIII. Honor the Goddess and God Author Unknown. ---------------------- With Interpretation By Lady Bridget © 1998 http://www.ladybridget.com/w/w13.html Know yourself. As far back as Socrates, and most likely much farther, this was advice best followed. If you don't know what you want, you are not likely to get it. Consequently if you don't know what makes you happy, you are not likely to find your happiness. You also need to know your own strengths and weaknesses. Know your craft. Wicca is a craft, hence the term Witchcraft, the Craft of the Wise. This is not something you learn from reading a few books, al

Ooooook!
Not that I care so much about the points...but..what the fuck! someone rated your photo a '2'! someone rated your photo a '1'! Quit hiding - and fess up to who you are..Seriously..Either way, I'm getting points for you rating my pictures low...

The Wheels On The Bus....
If I were a bus driver I'd break your fucking legs if you crossed over that line or tried to talk to me. The bus would crash and I'd be killed in the accident, but you'd sure as hell never talk to another bus driver again. Rat bastard.

Random Things About Me
I don't mind the smell of skunk I hate feet I hate all cooked vegetables... I only like em raw LOL I use to be a model but not no more I want to become a makeup artist I love goth people I love cheese.. I have to have chesse on everything I eat LOL I am a Britney fan LOL *blushes* I'm a clean freak I worked in a strip club as a bartender I own 75 designer perfumes I have lotsa clothes I own so much makeup that my makeup case is worth more then my computer but I hardly wear it... Becoming a makeup artist you do need makeup LOL I love tatts... especially when someone is fully covered I had 7 piercings none visible .... more to come

Manifesto
Hackers Manifesto by The Mentor The Conscience of a Hacker by The Mentor Written on January 8, 1986 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"... Damn kids. They're all alike. But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him? I am a hacker, enter my world... Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me... Damn underachiever. They're all alike. I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..." Damn kid. Probably copie

I Sat Alone
On a night of clear skies, I sat alone. Bathed in moonlight on this peaceful evening, I could spend a lifetime here. It was the twenty-third hour of Tuesday. Listening to the silence of the night, I hear bamboo wind chimes, disturbed from their sleep by the late summer breeze, left behind to fill the fall sky. The air had the aroma of citrus as I closed my eyes and breathed in the flavor and a rush tingled throughout my senses. Small palm trees rustling, being kissed on every palm by the uninterrupted wind. The moon was full and shown like a flashlight set in a canopy with holes punched in it. The diamond like stars seemed to twinkle just for me, as I sat and thought of her. Knowing she was the one I needed right then, I realized it was because of her, the night was so beautiful. The coldness of the ground welcomed me to stay longer. The reclined green chair, feeling damp from the night’s chill, gave me comfort as I sat within its arms, wishing they were hers in its place. Serenity was

My Perfect Dream
This is not a poem, but a story of a dream that took 8 years to finish... It was so surreal that i had to write it. It was a clear night. The moon was full and she was by my side. We came up a road leading somewhere in the hills of who knows where. When we arrived at the top, there was an old airy building. We decided to wander around in it. There was an odd familiarity about, like I had visited it before. We were enchanted by its presence, almost hypnotic, as if it was trying to bring us in. We found an open stairway at the first floor on the outskirts of the building. The walls were of stone, the type of stone you would find in old castles and dungeons. There was no light near it except that of the gorgeously bright moon. We climbed half way to the top of the spiraling staircase when we began to see a blue light at the turn upwards. We followed it to the stairway opening to the second floor. Darkness mainly shrouds the area. Looking around, the floor of the second stor

Science, Consciousness, And The Soul
Join the search for a theory of consciousness that embraces both the mystical and the latest discoveries in neuroscience, parapsychology, and quantum physics. Who are we? Random creations of the unpredictable workings of quantum physics? Or are we a miraculous creation of Gods and Goddesses filled with meaning and purpose? Is there some mysterious, living intelligence that pervades the entire universe? Or is consciousness just the illusory byproduct of synaptic activity in our brain? Come and explore the hotly contested ground between mysticism and materialism, as we seek out a theory of consciousness that embraces both science and the soul. What you think upon grows...

Blindfolded And Offered To Lust
Because of my blindfold, I cannot see them, I do not even know who they are and will never know. I just can feel them rustling slowly around me. How many are they? How many men? Are there any women? They do not speak; I just can sense their presence when they hide from time to time as the faint light filters through my blindfold. I feel hot, so hot and offered to their lust, to their sexual desires, ready to surrender, ready to give them my whole body, ready to let them touch me, ready to… I know that soon their hands will strip me, will bare me naked, that I will be fully naked in front of them except my blindfold. I crave that moment; I crave their hands touching my skin, their mouths kissing my breasts, their tongues licking… I imagine their hands caressing my silky secret places, their mouths sucking on my aching nipples, their teeth biting me tenderly… I crave their hands, I crave their mouths and I crave their teeth. I know I am safe, I know that they will not do anything

About Pagan Mysticism
A mystic seeks ecstatic union with the divine. In Christian, Hindu and other traditions, mystics live austere lives, rejecting the needs and joys of the body to achieve their purposes. For pagans, our mysticism is experienced through the senses and super senses. We embrace physical reality as the visible, tangible expression of spirit and seek oneness with Goddess, alive in her creation -- where world and self are sacred.

Make It Stop...
please someone take this pain i feel away. i just cant do it i cant breathe because it hurts and i cant sleep because im sick...please someone come rescue me the pain is so bad i just want to hurt something so it feels my pain

I Was Bored So I Decided To Put Some Of My Poems On Here
Soulmate Chilling thoughts fill my head As confusing emotions set in Desperation in every move Seeking to fill the empty soul Wondering why this is so hard Searching reaklessly through the times Justicifiable rage setting in As unholy anger consumes your soul Where is he , Where is my soul Why hasn't he came to me Why isnt he here Tears glistening in the void Rage and desperation vanish As he appears souls mirging as one Joining together for all time Maddness Screams echo across the barren plain Streams and rivers turn to red Invisable forces control your actions Bodies topple before you As you walk throught the night Piercing crys fill your mind Satisfing your thirst for revenge Strolling through the carnage Trembling hands reach out to find release Wind tearing through your hair As yo top and run your gaze across the bloodspattered plains How could this have happened How could this be Why did you lose control What has come over you You we

Why Are Woman So Confusing?
I will never fully understand the reason why woman are as confusing.. First they act all intrested in you, and then after like the thiurd date, they start to loose intrested.. Cant i just find a girl that will be honest with me after the first date and tell me if they like me or not? JESUS!!!! Im tired of playing the dating game! IT SUCKS

Bringing Back Memories - Red Skelton
When I was little, I was consumed by the fantastic humor of Red Skelton. In reviewing some of these clips tonight (this morning for some of you), I was reminded too of his patriotic support in had for this country. May he forever RIP.... Kat *NOTE: I have stored some of these clips I watched tonight under my Video Stashes... Enjoy!

Follow Up On This
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this website, www.letssaythanks.com can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it, and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.

Fun With Yahoo
Okay, I don't usually do this, and I felt kinda bad about it afterward. But reading it afterwards made me laugh! And ala my friend Justine Thyme I decided I'd post it. Besides, it reminded me of the 7 women who tried to get me to cash money orders and send them back the money so they could come back to the States and fulfill my wildest fantasy! (That is, IF the money orders weren't fake and I didn't go to jail cashing them!) Now, I had made a mistake and not only left YIM open, but I left it totally available while I went for dinner. When I returned, I found: vickky_gea_cute4coolman: helllo vickky_gea_cute4coolman: vickky powell I am looking for a man who truly knows how to love,for me this is important.I am a dreamer and a romantic woman I believe in true love. I believe that I can have a best friend in the man I love.I also will work hard for that person. I enjoy making dinner for the man what I love.I enjoy buying gifts and I enjoy making the person I love the most important

Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit Sent to me by many readers, here is the Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit. Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit: Mustard.............................................check Cheetos..............................................check Toilet Paper........................................check Bud Light...........................................check Keystone Ice........................................check Budweiser..........................................check Red Dog.............................................check Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check Sheet of plywood or door on which to float your booze (and chick)...................................check ( To insure that all segments of society receive Fair and Equal Opportunity Disaster-Preparedness Training, this checklist also appears in an easy-to-follow photographic format for the benefit of the less-than-literate):

Sexy Back
[Verse 1] I’m bringing sexy back Them other boys don’t know how to act I think your special whats behind your back So turn around and I'll pick up the slack. Take em’ to the bridge Dirty babe You see these shackles Baby I’m your slave I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave It’s just that no one makes me feel this way Take em' to the chorus [Chorus] Come here girl Go ahead, be gone with it Come to the back Go ahead, be gone with it VIP Go ahead, be gone with it Drinks on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you’re working with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those hips Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it Go ahead child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it [Repeat 6 times] Get your sexy on [Verse 2] I’m bringing sexy back Them other fuckers don’t know how to act Come let me make up for the things you lack Cause your

Little Kitty (poem)
Hey there little kitty cat Come and sit upon my lap Tell me where you came from While we sit underneath the sun When did you arrive and how? Would you like some milk? Meow! What beautiful and soft fur Think I'll call you Tiger! Purrr oh, you are really sweet How about something to eat? And look at this, a squeak toy Yes, it's yours my furry joy I know you don't have a home But, you're no longer all alone So, let's go inside and play And you are welcome to stay * Wrote this one about my new little kitty, Tiger :)

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I bite my lip. As I gasp for breath While your moving your hands Slowly... Down my hips. You take my breath away With your gentle touch Could this be more than some carefree lust There is emotion in your voice And that is what tells me different Is there anything that lies between us You kiss your way down from my neck Pressing your soft lips against my tits You place your hand between my thighs And I let out a moanful sigh Oh god, don't let this end It has been a dream Since we first began You whisper for me to hold you tight As you thrust yourself deep inside For a minute I cannot breathe This feels to good to believe You move yourself In and out, in and out I'm careful to not let out a moaning shout For I'm afraid to ruin the moment That is to come about... You tell me this doesn't have to end For we both have days to bend Suddenly with a smile You thrust yourself in so hard I let out an exotic cry This has to be the best day of my life You kiss

If This Doesnt Get To The Point Of Life
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there

Adult Story
I have every woman's dream job. I am a sports reporter, doing interviews in the locker room after the big games. Now being a woman in my sexual prime and a body I'm not ashamed of, I get plenty of stares while I'm doing my interviews, however, I do enough staring of my own. There is something about a sweaty well-hung man parading around a locker room, showing their bodies. Every time I finish an interview I have to go and change my panties because they are soaked with my own juices. One day in particular, I was feeling hornier than usual and had to interview the 5 star players of the game from that day. I knew as soon as I finished I would have to go home and pull out my reliable vibrator and work myself to multiple orgasms, thinking of those naked, sweaty, black bodies, with their huge cocks swinging back and forth like a thick vine. I walked into the locker room, wearing my usual uniform of short, tight skirt, black hose and high heels. Only this day under the blazer I wore, I had

Beautiful Blue Persian
About me....im a blue pedigree persian and lips is my mummy, i love her very much!.i have been with my mummy for 10 years, and ok im spoilt...but look at me...i am beautiful are`nt i!? 1 week old SUKIE PANDORA 5months AGED 10

Get Well Message
> >>>Get Well Message >>> >>> >>>A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with >>>an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised >>>him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept >>>feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. >>> >>>Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors >>>hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to >>>pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at >>>what was making him so uncomfortable. >>> >>>Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide >>>strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come >>>off easily. Written in large black letters was the >>>sentence. >>> >>>"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket >>>to last week." >>>

Love
it seems like we all look for love in tha wrong places but I figured it out that we as we go along life lookin for love we must endure hard times with our relationships before we can find tha right person for us to settle down with but I guess tha process of doin this makes it all more worth while once we find that special someone but keep ya head up and love will come around to you

Rectum Stretcher
Remember this one? Old classic RECTUM STRETCHER While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

You Say...
you say that you're so sorry your boobs aren't big enough t satisfy my needs I say, boobs aren't that important, it's the heart behind them. you say you're sorry you're not skinny enought for me to see your ribs. I say you're well-fed, and thusly blessed you say you're sorry you're not pretty enough to be my girl. I say you definitely have nothing to be sorry for in that aspect. You say you're sorry you're not a playboy model so you can't act like a playboy model for me. I say I'd rather make love to you then be fucked by a porn star anyday. you say you're sorry you don't have a dream body that turns me on. I say you have nothing to be sorry for. you say you're sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who she really is. I say I love the person you are and wouldn't change you for the world. Women you all say guys put too much emphasis on boobs and ass and looks, and there are no more gentlemen and nice guys to love you for who you are. I say we gentlemen are here, we ju

A Fire Within Me...
There is a fire within me A fire that burns hot for you Burning hotter for you everyday With just the touch of your lips And just the touch of your hand Or just one look at you, will do Then that fire begins To rage uncontrollably You control this fire You set inside of me It belongs to you, you see There because of you This fire there within me That I never knew of Till the first time you touched me And pressed your lips to mine That is when a small spark Became a raging flame A flame of passion, desire and love And then I felt you inside me Your love blazing in front of me Like ashes covering me Your body begins to melt into me This fire within me has taken over me Knowing no right or wrong But only thoughts of you And the love that I feel And just like charred red hot embers It is still there burning, endlessly I feel the flames of our love Dancing there deep inside of me This burn serving as a reminder Of how your love rages through me So deep insid

This Is My Sons Dads Song From Me
[Intro] [Eminem puking] There I go thinking of you again [Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fucking sick to my stomache Everytime I think of you I puke You must just not not knoooooowww You may not think you do But you do everytime I think of you I puke [Verse 1] I was gonna take a little time to write you a little poem But off of the dome would probably be a little more More suitable for this type of song woah I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think of Sixteen bars this ain't enough to put ??? So fuck it I'ma start right here I'll just be briefer Bout to rattle off some other reasons I know I shouldnt go and get another tattoo of you on my arm But what do I go and do? I go and get another one now I got two Oooooh I'm sittin here with your name on my skin I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again My next girlfriend now her name's gotta be Kim If you only knew how much I hated you For every mothafuckin

The Buzz On Vibrators
The Buzz on Vibrators Question: I've seen so many posts about women who use vibrators and how they can help women who haven't had orgasms. For that reason, I went out and bought a vibrator designed just for clitoral stimulation, and I've used it a lot, but still I feel nothing. I've tried masturbating, but don't feel anything from that either. So I'm wondering what kind of vibrator I should use to get to that orgasmic point. Answer: Essentially, you'll want to experiment with what feels best to you. There are many different types of vibrators on the market today, giving you a wide and, at times, somewhat confusing and even overwhelming array of products to choose from. To start, I suggest you buy a battery-powered dildo model, which is a penis-shaped vibrating dildo designed for insertion into your vagina. Some models even have little appendages on the end designed to literally tickle your clitoris. Another vibrator design is not intended for insertion but rather to pleasa

A Late Night Fantasy
Laying here alone in bed I admit I am thinking of you again. It’s not that I want to. It’s more that I want you. Love is in the air and I can’t stop breathing it in. Your scent intoxicating me from afar. All I want right now is to be loved by you. I want you here now with me. Not just with me. Naked with me. This thought makes me breathe faster. You and me together naked. This thought makes me close my eyes. Seeing your face showing your want and seeing it returned in mine. This thought makes me see your face just inches from mine. You soft lips coming closer…closer. Again I close my eyes. Almost, almost touching my lips. So close. The anticipation of it as I feel your naked hot skin melt into mine. My body is responsive to you. I feel you gently lay on top of me as our lips meet. I feel my nipples against your chest. I feel this. I feel your thighs meeting mine for the first time. I feel myself becoming so wet with pure desire for you. And this happens. I feel your tongue lost in expl

Hate Crime
HATE CRIME Has the media gone totally mad, or is the media just a tool to try and make the blacks browns and yellows out to be saints while totally thrashing the white mans reputation. Everyday in this great nation hate crimes are being committed by those who the ADL and the NAACP so openly protect, but you will never see the crimes that these groups commit against the hard working racially awake white men and women in any news papers or television broadcasts. In fact such stories are just swept under the rug and not a dam thing is done to alert the masses about it. On Halloween of this year in Long Beach California three young white women ages 19 to 21 were attacked by a pack of Negros who beat them badly. Nothing of this story was told by any news media and if it were it was so far in the depths of the paper ensuring that the mass public had no knowledge of this crime. However if this had happened to three black women Jesse Jackson would have made such a big deal of this tha

Never Have Regrets!
Never Have Regrets A beautiful poem that will make you think about life! Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, F or life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm th

I Win, I Win, I Win!!!
It's funny how things come full circle. I've been hired by my first new employer to help build a call center. In the past, they've sent us broad based plan information. When you have some one on the phone asking for information on a document that's between 25 to 55 pages in legth. Their first attempt in summarizing it was an excel spreadsheet that had much information that had absolutely nothing to do with us or a client directly and the information we needed they closely garded and would take 1-2 business days to get an answer to an e-mail. They refused to revise or even completely change the format, amount of information and type of information that we had access to. Last week, the President of our largest client called in and got my line. After 25minutes of digging through all the documents to answer all of his questions, him and I spent the next 15minutes going over solutions to the agonising process of answering questions on their retirement plans. By the next

Crazy Things Said In Court
People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes,

Saying I Love You
You can only expect so much from someone wither it be your child or parent. But the only thing that you can do is say I love you and go on. For they will be there when you need them. But when it comes time for God to take them home, you need to be there for them. Atleast to say I love you. I never got the chance to say I love you to my father when he passed away 26 years ago. I wish that I could have been there for him to tell him that. I have lived these 26 years regretting that I did not get to tell him. Anyone can say that he knew that I loved him but that does not help what is inside of me. I fought with him but he was my best friend in whole wide world and I miss him very much. There is a big whole in my heart that belongs to him. I wish that I could tell you everything that happened on the day that he died but that only brings back the tears in full force for me. So please anyone that has lost a loved one or is about too please tell them that you love them from the

Revolving Doors
Dont you just hate being stuck behind people who go through these doors very slowly, i get very tempted to give it a bit more of a shove so they may end up missing the way out and have to go round again hahahaha am i bad?

Women & Mens English
*WOMEN'S ENGLISH :* Yes..................................No No...................................Yes Maybe................................No We need..............................I want I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry We need to talk..................... You're in trouble Sure, go ahead...................... You better not Do what you want.....................You will pay for this later I am not upset.......................Of course I am pissed, you moron! You're certainly attentive tonight..... Is sex all you ever think about? *MEN'S ENGLISH :* I am hungry.............................. I am hungry I am sleepy.............................. I am sleepy I am tired............................... I am tired Nice dress............................... Nice tits! I love you................................Let's have sex now I am bored................................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?................... I'd like t

Escape From The Herd
I learned a long time ago the difference between sadness and despair. Sadness is when the heart hurts and despair is when the soul hurts. I also learned that when a soul is in the pit of despair it is very important to have a release. One of the best forms of release is in words. Even when you do not utter your words into another’s ears, it is still very important to have them. It is important to write them down, to read them, to reread them, and to absorb what it is they mean to you. Only in such a way can we clear our mind and go on from where we are now to where we want to be. For centuries man has done this through poetry and philosophy. In this day and age we have lost our poets and philosophers. We have people that call themselves by those monikers but they are not being true to themselves. Poetry and philosophy should be for those that are doing the thinking, but we’ve turned commercial and only write and think what we assume others want to hear. There was a time w

Search For Love..
We all want love.., we may say we are casual and just looking for friends, etc, but deep inside we yearn for that love that last a lifetime and caresses every part of our being.., Kahlil Gibran writes that when love beckons to you..., to answer.., even tho the sword hidin within its pinions may pierce your soul.., that love can shake you to your very foundation but also touch you to your most tender leaves.., Most relationships can be summed up in two areas.., hope and desire..., through all of lifes challenges and joys I still hope for lasting love.., someone to stand by my side through thick and thin..., and that special cowgirl that melts my heart everytime I see her... What I desire is true intimacy of mind, body and spirit.., having tasted of it I know it exists, and I won't settle for less... What I dont understand is that when a woman meets a man they say they want, (kind, mature, sexy, handsome, fun, but gentle and expressive) they often dont go for the chance to lov

I've Learned
I have learned many lessons in my life. It seems as if those lessons where hard earned. Some of those lessons were self-taught by the countless mistakes I have made through my life. Some lessons were taught by those who loved me and guided me. Some lessons were even imparted on me by those who would have just as soon seen me destroyed in one way or another. To all of this I am grateful. I have learned that depression is when the heart hurts but despair is when the soul hurts. I have learned that nothing stays bad forever, things get better or they pass. I have learned that you cannot worry about the things you cannot change and you do not need to worry about the things you can. I have learned that you do not have to let things happen to you but you can make things happen. I have learned that a person is not who they say they are but who they show they are. I have learned all of this and more and I am thankful. I am most thankful for all the people that are in my life a

I Miss You
I Missed You Today I thought about you and I realized something. I felt like a part of me was missing, and I discovered it was you. We're so comfortable around each other, and we don't have to think about what we say, or how we say it. I missed that today. I missed you. I thought of the times when we kicked back, shared our dreams, our hopes, and plans ~ and you really listened. I missed that today. I missed you. Remembering your smile, and how you made me smile ~ created a smile. I love how being just who we are is enough. I missed that today. I missed you. And so, as you go through your busy day, and I go through mine, please know that you often cross my mind, and I missed you today. I missed you.

To?????
EASY DIFFICULT Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them.. Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. Difficult is to show it every day... Easy is to criticize others. Difficult is to improve oneself... Easy is to

Repeat Blog.....
Hey peeps! Just wanted to let everyone know that I have been looking for a place to rent the last couple months or so. Soooo sorry I haven't left many messages or showed much love. :(...But I really do love all my friends and fans...ALOT! You guys rock! ;) Anyway, I won't have internet access for a while..gonna try to get it as soon as I can! But I haven't found anything as of yet :( I do have a voice message box on my profile for you to leave me a message! I would love to hear from anyone and everyone! So, leave me a message! *giggles* I also have text messaging on my mobile phone, so if anyone would like the number, let me know. I would love to keep in touch, as I have no idea how long I will be gone... Just don't forget about me! :P Love you all! *hugs-n-kisses* -Jeanne

Just Dis-pond-dent!
Its raining, windy, cold! Im already missing the warm days of summer. Rideing my bike, gals in shorts, fishing, gals in shorts, camping,cookouts, horseshoes and beer! Did I mention gals in shorts? lol

Another Day
WELL IT'S ANOTHER DAY BIG WHOOP...LOL. TURKEY DAY IS NEXT WEEK AND THEN CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS. I HOPE NEXT YEAR IS BETTER THEN THIS YEAR HAS BEEN. I'VE MET A LOT OF COOL PEOLE SINCE JOINING LOST CHERRY WHICH IS KNOWN BY IT'S NEW NAME CHERRY TAP.

I Pledge Allegiance ~ty Sim's
pledge allegiance to the old man in the wheel chair, to old to turn back time, to a time when he knew nothing of the world we know today where nothing matters anymore until you get your way. I pledge allegiance to the wrinkles on his face, brought on by years of worrying if he could pay his bills. I pledge allegiance to those strong hands that roll him where he goes, they have been his only friend since that battle long ago. I pledge allegiance to the mother who has kept her sons room exactly the same as the day he left, who has run her hand across his picture every day and wept. I pledge allegiance to his wife who must raise their son on her own, in a world that calls his father murderer and his foes the chosen ones. I pledge allegiance to the daddy so proud to see his son, all dressed up in his uniform, who now wonders what he has done. He raised his child to believe in God, country and home and sent him away to fight for it so protestors could invade his home. I pledge alleg

To The Special Friends I Made On Here
To the friends i will miss, I8ubfr, Jay, Diva & Daddy, Jamie, Wounder if, BluesmanLover, The Muse, Brenna, Sassy Bitch, Maria, Albert, Book Warm, Lone Wolf, Woodmaster, Spiderman, and last but not least Firechief7. You have all been wounderful friends to me throuout my time on here and will never forget you. You are all the ones i consider to be true friends, and i will miss you all. but there is a time when everyone has to realize in there life that there are more important things in life to waste my time on then sitting on this computer all day, and that would be spending time with my children and husband. The computer is an addictive thing and has taken away a lot of valuable time with my family that i can not get back but can hopefuly makeup for. I SINCEARLY HOPE YOU ALL CAN UNDERSTAND MY REASONING. YOU WILL BE MISSED, AND NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE. MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL, XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX IVECUTE77/HEATHER ROE

Ice
“I have a surprise for you.” he whispered softly in her ear while they both lay in their bed. A smile crept across her face and he lightly kissed her lips. He got up and went to the nightstand and got a black scarf, “Turn around” he told her. Sitting up in the bed, she let him put the blindfold over her eyes. Once what was light was now darkness and only he was her guide. Laying her back down on the bed, he ran his hand along the curves of her naked body and smiled as he left the room. She laid there and wondered what he had in store for her that night. He had done so much for her during the time that they were together. She had enjoyed every day that they were together and couldn’t believe all the things that they had done. It was like one surprise after another and it just kept on getting better every day. The cold sensation against her lips caused her to catch her breath as it traced her lips over and over again in a circle. Dips of cold water made their way into her mout

Seems The Wwe/tna Wars Have Begun
With the signing of kurt Angle by TNA, many pundits in the wrestling world predicted that the hiring would signal the beginning of a "Talent War" between the two companies. Today, the following announcement was made by the WWE: Monty Brown signs with WWE Nov. 15, 2006 Monty Brown, formerly of the Buffalo Bills, has signed with World Wrestling Entertainment. Stay tuned to WWE.com for more information. So it appears that indeed, it has begun. The question is, can Dixie Carter and TNA hope to keep up with the WWE's ability to offer higher paychecks?

A Different Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

S&m
Her flight from O’Hare to Dulles was perfect. Hope the rest of this little excursion goes as well, she thought as she exited the plane and filed into the bustling airport along with the other passengers on this lovely Saturday afternoon. Since her only luggage was the tote bag that she carried which contained the essentials she’d need, there was no need to locate the baggage carousel. She did, however, see a cozy lounge where she escaped from the crowd of people who were rushing to and from their flights. As she sipped her scotch and water, the blonde haired business woman thought about the situation. She had flown a thousand miles for a meeting. This, however, would not be a board meeting or a high-end meeting with some deep-pocketed client. It would be a meeting with the person she’d been in contact with via email for nearly six months. He’d written a story that she identified with so much that she wrote Him a complimentary communication. That led to additional missives back

Domination
D iscovery of ones soul through another’s eyes. O pen minded to worlds undiscovered. M asters of their world. I ntrigue of a life mocked and ridiculed by self proclaiming mindless people who wish they had such control. N ever having to question the day and knowing things will be handled is a slaves ultimate comfort from being a slave. A ctualization, that is, a rebirth of ones true self in a world filled of people pleasers. T ruth is the only key holding this world together. Games and drama are not welcomed nor allowed. Which would explain why slaves Smile and wives bitch. I nvolvement never ending. No vows by a minister gives you what the words of a master and a collar hold. O bediance is required but a slave gives with joy no matter how far he must go from his home or for how long that time may be. N ever say you cant is what a slave can call from the highest mountain.

What Tarot Card Are You?
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

Girl
She was just a little girl Only 12 years old When she realized that nothing Would ever be the same She wished someone cared She wished someone Knew That her older brother was abusing her He hit her all the time When his parents left and gone She was only 12 years old And him 19 to the year And when she couldn’t take it anymore She tole her daddy’s gun When he was sleeping She put it to his head She pulled the trigger back And watched his brains Go on the wall Yet the blood on her shirt Never fazed her the least

What Song Are You From 2005?
Your 2005 Song Is Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls "Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" What happens in 2005, stays in 2005! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Men Men Men
Why is it that when one day life is all good, then the next day, someone just wants to push every button u have and piss you right off. When in all actuality they have no reason to be mad at u but so true for u to mad at them. I don't get it!! Its not a game to see who can be mad. I just want to have my feelings when i want them and nobody butting in on my cranky day and taking that away from me. FUCK ME LMFAO

Eyes Full Of...
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Mysterious67%Passion67%Eyes full of Pain50%Diamond Eyes17%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

My Vampire Personality.
You scored as Blade. Thats right you are the booty kicking you cross me and I will stomp a mudhole in your butt type. Sexy and a great fighter with mad fighting skillsBlade100%Dracula83%Spike75%Louis50%Armand50%Marius50%Deacon Frost42%Lestat42%Angel33%Akasha8%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

The 3-minute Management Course
The 3-minute management course. Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in a

Who Cares?
I have been into it with another woman at work lately, actually it's been going on since I started there. It wasn't too bad til here recently. She always works the morning shift and I work at nights. So I never really have to see her or anything. The other day she came in when I was working and got up in my face and wanted to fight me. I asked her what her problem was that she didn't like me. She replied that I never do my work and always leave a shit ton for her to do in the morning. Which obviously isn't true. I do my job and I go the extra mile and do stuff that isn't required of me. That place was a dump til I started working there. I went through and polished all the stainless steel and cleaned things that looked like they haven't been touched since the store had opened. Not to mention, before I started there, they were lucky to get more than one pizza order a week. Now it's nothing to get 8 or 9 pizza orders a night. That's because I know how to treat the

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they had to go back in my knee today, it was done as emergency surgery, they retreived 4 peices of bone fragment, I really feel like I was ran over by a train, lol everything is fine tho, just more pain and a few more scars, anyways hugzzz and kisses all...

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Random Facts From Around The Web. It takes about a week to make a jelly bean. Any modern jet is capable of breaking the sound barrier. Approximately 25,000 workers died during the building of the Panama Canal, and approximately 20,000 of them contracted malaria and yellow fever. All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives. A rodent's teeth never stop growing. It takes 100 pounds of rain water to produce a single pound of food from the earth. Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour. The average life span of a peasant during the medieval ages was 25 years. The most pushups ever performed in one day was 46,001. The city of Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world.

Grandma's Birth Control Pills
Grandma's birth control pills The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe me, it helps me sleep at night." You gotta love Grandmas !!

Case Of The Pregnant Lady
Case of the Pregnant Lady ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile." "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself

Texas Chili Cook Off
TEXAS CHILI COOK OFF These are notes from an inexperienced chili tester named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.” Here are the scorecards from the event: CHILI #1: MIKE’S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These Texans are crazy. CHILI #2: