Okay, I don't usually do this, and I felt kinda bad about it afterward. But reading it afterwards made me laugh! And ala my friend Justine Thyme I decided I'd post it. Besides, it reminded me of the 7 women who tried to get me to cash money orders and send them back the money so they could come back to the States and fulfill my wildest fantasy! (That is, IF the money orders weren't fake and I didn't go to jail cashing them!)
Now, I had made a mistake and not only left YIM open, but I left it totally available while I went for dinner. When I returned, I found:
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: helllo
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: vickky powell I am looking for a man who truly knows how to love,for me this is important.I am a dreamer and a romantic woman I believe in true love. I believe that I can have a best friend in the man I love.I also will work hard for that person. I enjoy making dinner for the man what I love.I enjoy buying gifts and I enjoy making the person I love the most important person in my life.
vickky is seeking for a cool headed man
funny, smart, sweet and looking to met someone that will keep the smile on my face..someone to swept me off my feet Its kinda hard for you to describe yourself. But I can say Im a very loving person. Dont want any game playing. I have a great since of humor. Im very affectinate. Im not bad on the eyes. I love to laugh and have a good time.I like doing pretty much
Now, this is actually pretty eloquent, right? Gramatically, it's mostly correct! So I figure this might be legit. Now the rest of the conversation I present as it unfolded.
durham_n_tx: WOW! That's a lot for one IM!
durham_n_tx: I thought I'd changed my stealth setting to invisible.... Hi! I'm Durham
durham_n_tx: And you're not hard on the eyes! At all! How did you find my profile?
durham_n_tx: After all that typing to tell me about yourself, you suddenly get IM fright? Or did you leave?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: can will chat
durham_n_tx: So where did you find my IM addy?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: members.yahoo.com
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: if u dont mind to chat
durham_n_tx: Where are you?
durham_n_tx: Do you live in texas?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: am from US
durham_n_tx: What part?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: florida
durham_n_tx: How long have you lived there?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: u...?
durham_n_tx: I live in texas.
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well i just get out from there last week
durham_n_tx: From Florida?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: yea
durham_n_tx: Where are you now?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: am in west afrcan now visiting my mom will soon be back to state
durham_n_tx: You're very pretty. You have a web cam?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: yea but it get broking last night when police try to get me arrested
durham_n_tx: For what?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: just abount of my mom
durham_n_tx: What aboumt of your mom? Does she do drugs? Is she a prostitute?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: not just abount our house bill
durham_n_tx: Can she not get enough customers to pay her bill?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: they band my mom not to work again bc of the bill
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: am tired of that
durham_n_tx: They won't let her be a prostitute because she's broke? That's messed up!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: my mom is not a prostitute get ur fucking bitch
durham_n_tx: So what does she do? Excuse me... what did she do?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: she has a little farm she managed
durham_n_tx: So did the pig-er, cops come take her farm from her?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: yea
durham_n_tx: That's messed up. So are you trying to help her?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: am tired of that
durham_n_tx: Of trying to help her?
durham_n_tx: I'm sorry... I don't quite understand...
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: i will cos i dont have father she is the only hop i have now
durham_n_tx: Can she leave West Africa?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well she can leave but she like the country i dont know why
durham_n_tx: She'd like it quite well when you both are starving to death...
durham_n_tx: What do you do to earn money?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well am sure will soon get back to state
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: Actually i managed the farm together to eat and feed
durham_n_tx: When did you go to Florida?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: last year guess
durham_n_tx: What did you do there?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well since when my dad dead i stop working and i came downt o afrcian
durham_n_tx: When did he dead?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: 4 years ago
durham_n_tx: Your dad dead 4 years ago, so you stopped working. You went to Florida a year ago, and you did nothing then, either?
durham_n_tx: How did you earn a living? Drugs? Prostitution?
durham_n_tx: Theft?
durham_n_tx: *is confused*
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: bitch
durham_n_tx: You bred dogs?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: iyare
durham_n_tx: You yare what?
durham_n_tx: *is very confused*
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: u called me thief
durham_n_tx: No, I asked you how you earn money. You said you stopped working.
durham_n_tx: How can you get money without working? Unles it's some unlawful or immoral means, like drugs or theft or prostitution.
durham_n_tx: So you're not a thief?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well the little money i rest when am working
durham_n_tx: You rest your money? I wish I could... mine runs into the bank and out again as soon as I earn it.
durham_n_tx: So what do you do when you are working?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: employe
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: brb plz
durham_n_tx: okay
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: am Back
durham_n_tx: Am here!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: okay
durham_n_tx: So you said employe - you mean employee?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: yea
durham_n_tx: You sell employees? That's slavery, isn't it?
durham_n_tx: What do you do for a lkiving?
durham_n_tx: Living*
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: hair stlye
durham_n_tx: You're a hair stleist?
durham_n_tx: Stlyist*
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: yea
durham_n_tx: Oh! Cool! So who's hair do you stlye?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well i can do any style
durham_n_tx: Cool! What's your favorite?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: cooking swimming
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: age plz
durham_n_tx: 77. You style hair while cooking and swimming? Doesn't the hair get in the food?
durham_n_tx: That's gross!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: wow it funy
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well i do many type of stlye
durham_n_tx: Hair in your food? it NOT funy it gross!
durham_n_tx: :-P
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: okay
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well i just wanna use that for fun
durham_n_tx: If you think that's fun, go ahead... I'll stick to Spaghettios...
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: wow forget abount tha
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: okay
durham_n_tx: I'll try...
durham_n_tx: So how old are you?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: am 29
durham_n_tx: Oh wow! You're a YOUNG one! When you coming back to the States?
durham_n_tx: Maybe you can do something about this erectile dysfunction problem I have!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well soon
durham_n_tx: You ever have sex?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: yea
durham_n_tx: You ever have a man who takes a little time to get warmed up?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: yea
durham_n_tx: My ex-wife couldn't deal with it - she said I took too long to get it up...
durham_n_tx: I didn't think 45 minutes was too long...
durham_n_tx: Is thAt too long?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well is too short
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: were was she now
durham_n_tx: In Colorado, with some model guy - young man, 50 or so...
durham_n_tx: So you think 45 minutes to achieve an erection isn't to long to give oral sex? Or masturbate?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: okay
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: so are u still interest in married yet
durham_n_tx: Nah... just someone who can give me oral sex for 45 minutes or so... sometimes an hour, but not very often...
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: okay
durham_n_tx: Besides, they wouldn't let my wife live here with me.
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: maybe that will be when i came down to state Right
durham_n_tx: We'll do it! If you can get past the guard at the hospital, that'l be great!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: okay
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: but it can get to kid
durham_n_tx: Well, how old is your kid?
durham_n_tx: If she's over 18, sure! Maybe the two of you can trade!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: 10 years old
durham_n_tx: Oh hell no! That's illegal! I'd NEVER get out of the hospital!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: u stay at the hospital everyday Right
durham_n_tx: But she could be like a daughter I guess...
durham_n_tx: Well, yes. The state said I have to stay here until I can stand trial.
durham_n_tx: I guess being a hair stylist would get you in the door... but you can't act suspiciously. The guard will run you out.
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: welll i dont think that mean anything
durham_n_tx: You could cut hair for the other inmates until you get to me. then we could have oral sex!
durham_n_tx: Be careful of Harry... he's a lech.
durham_n_tx: Well if your willing, then let me know when you get to the states!
durham_n_tx: Have you been to Terrell Hospital?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: nop
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: i dont have much to get bac to state
durham_n_tx: It's not much fun... especially the desk people.
durham_n_tx: Are you broke?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: yea
durham_n_tx: If you don't have any money, how are you going to get back? Swim?
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well i dont know yet cos i dont work here in afrcian
durham_n_tx: Do you live near a port?
durham_n_tx: Cruise lines might hire you
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: nop
durham_n_tx: Well, it'd be worth a try... you and your mom. They have lots of jobs they need... maids, wait staff, hair stylists, prostitutes...
durham_n_tx: Bartenders... pursers... all kinds of jobs!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: well i dont think u are norma; person
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: u trying to play me game
durham_n_tx: What makes you say that?
durham_n_tx: Im as norma; a person as you!
vickky_gea_cute4coolman: i dont think so
durham_n_tx: I don't think I like you any more - you tried to confuse me about your job, you made me think bad things of your mother, and all I was trying to do was be nice!
durham_n_tx: I'm going back to my room now. Goodbye.
I know... it was wrong... I'm a bad boy... ;-)
Rock on!
Durham
