*WOMEN'S ENGLISH :*
Yes..................................No
No...................................Yes
Maybe................................No
We need..............................I want
I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
We need to talk..................... You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead...................... You better not
Do what you want.....................You will pay for
this later
I am not upset.......................Of course I am
pissed, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight..... Is sex all you
ever think about?
*MEN'S ENGLISH :*
I am hungry.............................. I am hungry
I am sleepy.............................. I am sleepy
I am tired............................... I am tired
Nice dress............................... Nice tits!
I love you................................Let's have
sex now
I am bored................................Do you want
to have sex?
May I have this dance?................... I'd like to
have sex with you
Can I call you sometime.................. I'd like to
have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?............ I'd like to
have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner?............ I'd like to
have sex with you
