Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Sent to me by many readers, here is the Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit.
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit:
Mustard.............................................check
Cheetos..............................................check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser..........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
Sheet of plywood or door on which to float your
booze (and chick)...................................check
( To insure that all segments of society receive Fair and Equal Opportunity Disaster-Preparedness Training, this checklist also appears in an easy-to-follow photographic format for the benefit of the less-than-literate):