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Hurt And Confussed
HOW CAN SOMEONE TALK TO YA AND HANG OUT WITH YA AND THEN LEAVE YOU AND TAKIN UR PERSONAL BELONGINGS?? WELL, I DON'T REALLY HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME...PLUS I HAD TO WALK IN THE RAIN AND WAIT 2 HRS FOR THE COPS TO SHOW UP....COLD AND WET...I GOT TOLD THAT THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD DO...I GUESS I SHOULD BE GLAD TO BE HERE AND THAT MY BELONGINGS WERE THE ONLY THINGS TAKEN....IF ANYONE HAS ANY ADVICE ON WHAT I COULD DO, LET ME KNOW...IM UP FOR SUGGESTIONS..

Thursday My Friday
What's up everyone. Today so far is a great day. I'm done with classes so i don't have to worry about anything else. Thursdays are my Fridays because i don't have any classes on friday lol. Can you say it with me 3 day weekend lol. I'm in a good mood right now even though i have a lot goin on with me. My grandma has surgery for her cancer next friday. I'm a little worried about that, but all i can do is pray and ask the lord to help her. He will never let you down when you really need him. Tonight may be crunk. I haven't been to the club in a little while cause it's not really my scene, but i may get dressed up and go tonight lol. If anyone wants to join me for the firstt time i've been to a club in a year just hit me up. I'll be waitin lol.

Shit
I think I might be fucking pregnant. I haven't had my period for 1 1/2 months. We didn't use protection, he didn't cum in me, but i didn't know precum could get you pregnant. He's buying a test and im taking it. I know what i gotta do but i just want to know if I am. It's drving me insane. Damnit Imma stupid ho

Random Thought
When my older friends told me I would go through some massive changes when I hit age thirty, I thought, "Yeah, whatever." Well, they were right. To the ladies reading this right now who haven't hit this pentacle age, trust me, you'll understand one day. When you reach you're thirties, you become more relaxed with your life. You learn to choose your battles with friends. You have mature disagreements with your boyfriend. You don't care if your co-workers are gossiping about you. And you begin to cherish those simple moments you spend with your family. You begin to come into yourself as a woman. You become more comfortable with your body. You no longer notice or worry about every flaw. You don't care so much if he thinks you're sexy because you feel sexy. You become more confident, sexually. You're no longer afraid to have sex with the lights on. That's probably the area a woman changes most in as she gets older. Suddenly she's not afraid of her sexuality. She knows what she li

From The Lair
Define Beauty and whats the first thing that comes into your mind! The darkness is a beautiful place to be in. As I lay back and close my eyes and open my mind I see things come out of the darkness that make me appreciate life more and more and today as my eyes were closed I stood alone in the darkness and looked deep into the abbys and within the shadows I saw a shape. It looked like a fly at first but only at first! As I saw the shape draw nearer I was able to distinguish shape it had wings! As it drew closer it made no noise but the Flapping of the wings! Once I felt it was close enough to reach for I held my arm out and extended my hand and I felt it land on my hand! I pulled my hand slowly towards my face to see what had landed on my hand! As my hand drew closer the shape shrank with every second till I was able to see what it was! It was a Butterfly with the most beautiful wings I ever layed eyes on! It then looked up at me and I heard a voice inside my head tell me that beauty c

Bitch In The Kitchen
this is something cute that i read so i thought that i would share it with everyone enjoy A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... Cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train... Cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train... But I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride

I'm Single
I live In Illinois.If single and nearby Let me know if ya like what ya see!!Wanna Know me a little better?www.bigdsplayplace.piczo.com Sighn my guestbook so i know ya was there.Tell me what ya think.Wanna chat>dennyh65@yahoo im me.Send a Pic or two or 3!!!Let's have some fun!!(((((ladies)))) ONLY!!!!

Finally
Finally a call! My life hangs in the balance by the ringing of the phone. How sad is that? Such a long dry spell, but that's how it goes, sometimes. One phone call gives me hope again. First, a trip to Tampa, in November. Ultimately, a new life. But that is WAY down the road. The trip to Tampa is much needed therapy ( and a WHOLE lotta fishing! :-D )! Might even be able to get some new pictures taken. But first, the phone has to ring.

Future Insomniac
i'v been gettin less and less sleep every night. it started i guess when i started going to bed earlier and then recently (when the 6 day break started) i started going to bed later and later. a couple of nights ago i went to bed like around 1-something. last night i went to bed around 2:30 and still had to drag myself out of bed by 7-something cuz i hadnt finished my english essay (i'm still not done and it was due today). so basically i'm running on a bunch of black tea, ADD meds and 4 hrs of sleep. i basically skipped lunch today (a bunch of celery and three bites of an apple which STILL gets me nowhere) i'm thinkin i'm gonna start askin for tea in my waterbottle during the day cuz then i'll actually drink something during the day. *sigh* the days get more and more stressful... i get to hang out wit my friend, thomas tomorrow around wilson IF he realizes that tomorrow is friday instead of tuesday (like me...i thought today was monday). Ade said he would call on a friday

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's Or Early 90's If:
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's or Early 90's If: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. You watched the >Pound Puppies. >3. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Belair and can do the >Carlton. >4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. >5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to >start a club of your own. >6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. >7. You know that WOAH comes from Joey on Blossom > >8. Two words: Hammer Pants > >9. If you ever watched Fraggle Rock > >10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes >or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect > >11. You can sing the entire theme song to DuckTales (Woo ooh!) > >12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. >13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. >14. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja T

I Am Giddy Today!!
Ok...I am such a girl!! I am sorry to admit it but it is the truth. So...should I tell you all or not...nah I wont! I am really amazed at how easily I can be affected by words...I think it is crazy how open and verbal I can be and I am not even face to face with anyone. Wow, just imagine me in person!! You know what is so fun about this site...the flirting!! I do take some of it seriously...and you know who you are. But some of you seriously crack me up...and I love every minute of it. What girl doesnt like to be fawned over and lavished with compliments. I know that I get more attention on here than in the "real" world. Maybe it is because I can meet anybody from anywhere...I am not just isolated in my home state. When it becomes real is when we take it beyond this keyboard and screen and meet say for coffee...do you think our expectations are to extreme? are we really going to be the person they want us to be? Well...let me know what you think!

Naughty Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?27-29 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched others and been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 7 and a bit inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Anything that gets me off 15. Are you circumcised?No I am not 16. What gets you off fastest?Hand job 17. How often d

2 Months
So Kaden is Two months today.. Had to have 4 shots Never seen my little shit cry so much.. Took the day off Because my son needs my attention right now and not someone elses kid.. My father informs me that he will be going into surgrey on monday and if the stints that they are going to put in doesnt work they will do open heart surgery. My sister is still in ICU but doing better then anyone expected I think... Ok my punk is waking up so must go..

My Aura??????
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Pampered
You meet me at the door when I return from work. You pull me into your arms and cover my mouth with yours. Your tongue plunges deep into my mouth as your hands cup my ass and pull me against you. I can feel the bulge of your pants against my stomach. You pull back and look down at me with a glint in your eye. “I ran you a bubble bath,” you say. “Mmmm, what a nice surprise,” You give me a sly grin and say, “That isn’t the only surprise.” You take my hand and lead me upstairs through the bedroom and into the bathroom. I can smell the peach bubble bath you have ready and waiting for me. You turn to me tell me to enjoy the bath. “I will be back for you in 45 mins. Don’t make me wait one minute longer than that for you. “You slap my ass on your way out. You turn back as you start to close the door. “And I expect your hair to be down,” you say, looking at the clip that is holding it up. I agree and the door closes. I slip my clothes off and step into the warm inviting water. I

Women: Perfect Your Oral Technique
Not sure where to start when it comes to oral? Don't worry - there are tried and tested techniques that are easy to learn. Read on to perfect your oral sex technique and make him smile. The lollypop This one is often used in porn films because it allows him to see exactly what’s going on. To fuel this fantasy, drop to your knees. (Depending on your heights, he might need to stand on something - you need good access to his testicles.) Lift his penis to expose his testicles, then find the line that runs between them (it’s a tiny ridge that’s often a darker colour). Find where this starts on the underside of his testicles, and that’s where your lollypop lick starts - continuing, very slowly, to the tip of his penis. Repeat the full-length licks (at least 10), then move into the 'classic'. The classic Use one hand to hold the base of the penis and let saliva pool in your mouth (your tongue needs to be nice and slippery). Make a loose fist with your other hand and slide it up

Interesting Story..that Really Happened Where I Work
Ok....gosh i hate it when girls treat guys like shit...this is the lowest ever....Okay so i'm not gonna name names...cuz i dont want to be hated for the names..sooo here goes...Guy has a Fiancee' ....She moves to rides to work with him..(i guess)...FIRST DAY...-She hits on this new guy....asks him if he's single....and is hitting on him..telling him she doesnt have a bf...So they decide to hang out tonight.little did he know she really did have a bf.So my friend that wasn't working that day decided to go over and talk..soo he acts like he's hitting on her and like asks her what shes doing tonight shes like "im hanging out with my bf"..so he goes over and tells the other guy she has a bf.so he's confuzed now.So later on her "BF" shows up to work and my friend told me that is his fiancee'..so i told the guy and he's like " i need to tell him" so he goes and tells him...man the guy took it like a champ...that would hurt sooo bad...and plus that hoe was checking my man out fuck that i AM N

10 Questions
Bring It on. You can ask me 10 Questions: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. ------------------- No matter how random or pointless. I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. All questions are COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL - Send to my inbox. Repost this to see what others ask you. If you don't then you're scared of what people may ask you.....

Bi And Proud
Bi and PROUD Current mood: annoyed Category: Life I have kept my mouth shut for far too long now bout this shit! I am so sick of hearing ppl talk about military ppl being gay, bi what have you. And I can not STAND to hear ppl talk shit if you are one of the ppl talking shit about gays and bis, you need to grow the fuck up! If you dont like two guys kissing, dont look, go else where I will NOT be put down nor will I stand by and listen to someone put any one else down for being gay, being bi. Its not a sickness that needs taken care of, you cant fix what is not broken! I am not broken; I am neither sick nor ill nor anything else because I like girls and my MAN. You cant send your child to a therapist and have them fixed because they like the same sex, or both sexes. I fight for what I believe in and if you want to talk shit, bring it, I have got lots to say to you small minded fucks! Please make my day and say some shit to me. And dont start on how gays and bis are not fit to

Coming To An End *pouts*
FIRST OFF... I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU THAT VOTED FOR ME!!!! this is a post for the bulletins that the host of the contest has posted.... It's just under 23 hours until the end of the contest where we celebrate the beauty of natural large breasts and the the voting so far goes Mikki44dd - 111 Miss Bratt - 104 nw_bbw - 100 notjustaprettyface - 45 Nikki - 23 Purteeladee - 22 Melanie - 22 Dolphie29 - 15 Milf2006 - 13 hot sexy bbw - 11 sweetnjuicyintheuk - 11 Sean's sexy n sarcastic babe - 6 Keep on promoting and reposting right up to 7pm eastern time I'm also recruiting for the Beautiful Puppies 2 which will start on Tuesday and will carry on doing contests right up to Xmas then each contest winner will battle out for the winners contest Again, thank you for your votes *Hugs n Kissies* *~*PurteeLadee*~*

Vent!
Okay so im going to vent and no ones gonna understand it but probably kim. I cant take this dude. Not at all. Its driving me up a wall. I've never been this badly erked in my life. All i do is go ahh. All the time. Think about it nonstop. Wonder. Wish. Hope. AHHH. Dude rawr. Just bleh. Then i start to think about what ima say, and then i forget and change the subject cause i cant piece together all the thoughts. Its confusing, and REALLY annoying. Its driving me nuts. Save me. Please. Just figure it out dude. Puh please. Rawr. Vent < 33

Sweet Orange Chicken And Rice
1/2 c. slivered blanched almonds 1/4 c. butter or margarine 1/2 c. orange marmalade 3 c. cooked white rice 2 c. diced cooked chicken If you wish, pecans may be substituted for the almonds and turkey for the chicken. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brown almonds in butter or margarine. Stir in marmalade. Stir almond marmalade mixture in with chicken. Add rice and stir again lightly. Cover and bake for approximately 30 minutes, uncovering the last 10 minutes. Serves 6 People

Issues.
A fifteen year old boy dumps his pregant Girlfiend, and tells her she HAS to have an abortion. A husband forces his wife to have sex, agianst her will; the exuse is martial obligation. Do these people have issues? Yes. Love does not IMPLY ANY TYPE OF OBLIGATION, NOR DOES MARRIAGE IMPLY OWNERSHIP. Those that we love are not articles of property. Likewise, any action in favor of you are not done bcause its an implied social axiom. It is done becuase its a freely given token of affection and/ or appreciation. It's irksome that relationships and marriage have been reduced down to a sense of "servitude" , and that Love as a human and initmate act has been obscured tothe point of "If you love me.. I own you." If I love you.. I do so becuase I CHOOSE too not because you demand it. Likewise what I offer is a GIFT, not a reqirement for your substantion of the love we share. This is hwat I think... anyone else?

Pregnant
well I found out yesterday that I am 6 months and 2 days now pregnant I am excited and so isn't the father of the baby. We are not together but he is there for me to help me every step of the way and I love him so much for that he is my bestfriend. I am scared but also excited at the same time. Talk to you all later.

Trojan Whore
From the mouth of the insane, new game to play This one involves a blow torch, pick axe, Railroad spikes and sulphuric acid Gouge out my eyes to spite my reflection Spite my libido by amputating my erection Paper cut decapitation, chin deep in human waste Platinum dripping slipping in and out of the time stream Glisten My blood boils as I huddle coiled Anticipating, ready to strike I don’t need shadows I’m made of colors you can’t see yet I speak in growls and hisses Rage And I move with destructive grace I spit bullets that do not spin They slice a strait line through the wind Carve crosshairs into my eyelids Rest and nourishment are for the weak I am sustained on depravity and sin I am The Trojan Whore Painted and dolled up so much, I don’t look like a man anymore, spiked heals, fake fur, and fishnets are my uniform. Patrolling back alleys looking for maggots and worms, sociopath hunting psychopathic killers. Punch me in the face as soon as we walk throu

The Only Way To Cope Is Making The Pen Bleed!
A poem written just this second. Why must my life be filled with pain? Is it cause 'strong' is the meaning of my name? you should have gotten on the plane, i garuantee(sp?) your life would have never been the same. why must i spend my days in heartache? cause now i have these feelings that i just cant shake. you may be able to throw them away or just brush them off, but you know what beautiful? It's your loss. ciao bella, XoXoX

Fallen
How can I express These thoughts of unrest I choke and I drown Cast ever and always down Into this pit where I fall No one to hear me call Broken here I lie To myself, don't know why I can't shake this shame No one else to blame Saved for no another Just the keeper of my brother Put me upon the alter A repent for the falter With the dawn comes the sun Kiss the flames, and I'm done.

Shakespeare...
And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of. William Shakespeare Greatest English dramatist & poet (1564 - 1616)

A New Tagg!!!!
This works Just like the last one. Just follow the simple rule of posting 5 things that absoutly scare the hell outa you here are my 5. 1. Loosing my wife or daughter, in any way. 2. Death, I don't know what it is, I know we all have to go sometime. but it scares me!! 3. A nuculear war. 4. Yes, I said it be fore, snakes!! I hate snakes!! 5. Giving away my daughters hand to be married....:( Now. Booshine, friendlygal, cindy,Mr. Pimpin, sexyBIBBW and your twisted fate, You have been tagged. lets see what scares you. It's that spooky time of year ya know.

Think Back A Little...
Think back a while if you will. Back to day when life was simpler. When all you really wanted to do was wake up in the moring go out with your friends and enter a world of make believe.... Thank back to that time and let me know what you wanted to be when you grew up.... Me I wanted to be a Army man.... cause my older brother was into that kind of thing and we would play fake war games all the time... come on lets see what you wanted to be...

Something Old
6:56 PM - Random memories that make me wish I could turn back time to savor the moments. Before Florida: Playing in the snow with my cousins. Not worrying about tomorrow, just hoping today is the most fun it can be. Teaching my brothers and sisters to do everything. Actually feeling like I meant something to them......except being a ride. Swimming at the Z-pool. Having my three best friends always at my side, always getting into small amounts of trouble. Singing with my dad at 4:30am while we had a bonfire in his front yard and his pet pig was trying to steal my food. Sitting on the rooftop, looking at stars. Having "clubs" in our "fort" in the "woods"..........Derek And Amber will know what I'm talking about. Climbing trees. Getting piggyback rides. Snow days. Playing in the rain. Creating a mud slide in the back yard in the middle of Spring......and sliding down it in a snowsuit. Hanging out in the basement, which was basically a game

Car Accident.. :o(
As if having a damned concussion isn't bad enough... I was in a freaking car accident. I don't think it is my fault.. but I'll explain it all. I'm also blogging this so when I call my insurance company, I'll have it written down in the correct order to insure that nothing is left out. Ok.. so I just picked up my class schedule for the two classes I'm taking online. Went to my mother in laws to mail something for her, and was pulling into the gas station to obviously gas up. Traffic was backed up, and I needed to make the left hand turn. A man in a black Ford Explorer, looked over his right shoulder before waving me through. I proceeded, and had my front tires in the parking lot when *CRASHFUCKINGBANGEFFINSMASH* This guy plowed right into the passenger side of my truck, broke my damn tie rod end, and my sway bar. His front end... GONE.. his car.. GOOD AS TOTALED! So far no one is charged with the accident. He told the cop he NEVER saw me. Hello.. HOW THE HE

Isnt Any Fucking Subject
Here I sit wondering what the fuck is happening.My life just seems to be getting rodundant.I really wish I could meet someone who actually sounds interested in me,yeah I know,not on this fucking box.You know seems like to me that there isnt very many genuine people on here,dont get me wrong I love L.C. but the shit is getting deep.I just want to be loved and treated like I treat other people,which is with the utmost respect.I just want to be loved!

What Goddess Are You?
You scored as Aphrodite. You are connected with Aphrodite, Greek goddess of pleasure, sexual love and passion. Was born from the union of the sky and the fertile sea womb. Married to Hephaestus. Aphrodite teaches women who are seeking partnership, union, love, and pleasure that you must first learn how to love youself before you can ever love another.Aphrodite100%Ix Chel75%Bast69%Green Tara63%Isis44%Sekhmet25%Which Goddess do you connect with? ---But this one's better.created with QuizFarm.com

For Fucks Sake
Okay, you want to be a builder. You love it, but over the course of time trying to be a builder has been, well not so great. Sure there were a few good times, but over all real hard work. And some jobs wont let you stay. What if you had the opportunity to become an electrician? The benefite could be the same as the builder. The prospect sounds very promising indeed. Now, lets say this electrician thing shows up at around the time that being a builder is actually at your doorstep? Being a builder has baggage, a past. Plus the prospect isn’t all out in the open. You kinda have to read between the lines for it. The electrician gig is up front and honest and looks oh so great. In fact it looks to be all you could want. The only thing stopping you would be, being a builder. Fuck. Oh yeah, cant be both. I know, you cant rush these things, but Jesus, I need something here. I cant just think about it and that’s all. I haven’t been sleeping and there is little else on my mind lately.

For My Special Friend Wolfeagle
HAVE YOU EVER HAVE YOU EVER MET A PERSON THAT FULFILLED YOU DEEP INSIDE SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER FAILED YOU AND STANDS, NO MSTTER WHAT, AT YOUR SIDE SOME ONE WHO GIVE FROM THEIR HEARTS WHO BRINGS SUNSHINE ALL AROUND ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING NEVER SEEING DOWN HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED A SUNSET ACROSS THE OCEAN SHORE AND BEEN FILLED WITH LOVE AND PEACE, NEVER NEEDING MORE HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO THE WIND BLOWING REATLESSLY THROUGH THE NIGHT AND HEARD THE ANGELS WHISPERING HELPING YOU TO SEE, WHEN YOU LOST SIGHT HAVE YOU HEARD A SONG THAT MOVES YOU AND SETS YOUR SOUL FREE, AND MAKES YOU FORGET YOUR PAIN AND ANGER ONE MAKES YOU FEEL WILD AND HAPPY

45 Things Every Girl Would Love
1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved 25-buy her stuff. small things c

Shattered Pieces
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, handing it to you, "careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart that has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how. some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whis

Another Night
so after I got done talking to this really sweet guy, who I have to say did change the way I look at guys.I went to find something for dinner and just as I was walking out of the bed room, my lil princess comes running in the door, she spent the day with grams and pops as she calls them and had to tell me about everything thing she did. so then we were cuddle up on the couch wacthin Dora and talking.. and then out comes candyland so I got sucked into playing that again, but thats when the fun kicked in after loseing I want to say 3 games she came up and jumped on me and was like mommie you need to learn how to play better so we were rolling around on the floor having a good time.and well it is now 2:30 am and she just passed out and all I can say is i'm gonna have fun at work 2 marrow..

My Poem
Nothing left to say Nothing left to do Things ended up the same Still playing games I need u just the same Cause I am dying Without your touch Dying without u here tonight Still I am calling Still I am falling Taking another breath today Hoping the truth will set me free Cause I am dying Without your touch Dying without u here tonight Come running to you again Get up from my knees These promises I will keep Cause I am dying Without your touch Dying without u tonight

Another Blog
some thoughts of mine, and some things i have done.. Current mood: calm Category: Life I am sitting here with my cup of BUD LIGHT, and my cigs and i am listening to dep leppard. I just wanted to share some thoughts that are running through my head and some things i have picked up over the years..... 1.All the degrees on the wall dont make someone a decent person, or a smart one either 2. Just because two people fight doesnt mean they dont love each other 3. I have two tattoos: one each on both of my forearms, does that mean i am a bad boy? 4. I once had a friend who was a christian. He was drinking and driving one night and got into a wreck and died. Does that mean that he went to heaven or hell? RIP MICHEAL 5. Which is better? To tell someone how you feel about them and be rejected, or to not tell them how you feel and find out later they felt the same? 6. Everyone needs love 7. Love is 100% blind 8. Life is not fair 9. You can change som

Love
You said the words I love you, But it is obvious things have changed. I said the words I love you, And my feelings are still the same. You said I'll love you forever, But forever wasn't long enough. I said I'll love you always, And I'll mean it forever. But I can not imply to you What that means, 'Cause your version of Forever Isn't what it seems, And my version of Always Seems like an unrealistic dream.

I Am A Game!!
OK I am pissed.... so if you are having a good day dont read this!! I lost another friend today.. ripped him a new one. Turns out all I am to him was a game. And the funny part was he didn't even win it. I am so sick of this shit this is why I don't talk to men. Every one of them eventually wants down my pants. I can't freaking win.. I can't have male friends cause they want down my pants. Cant have female friends cause their men want down my pants!!And I don't care who the man is they all do it to me... One of these fits 99 % of men: 1) Honest - Check my email perfect stranger say hi nice pic wanna f8ck? Very rude but hey he was honest! 2) Sly- These will feel you out see ifyou are into it for a few days or weeks then lose interest and move on... Only a few days invested ~ no biggy... used to it. 3) I can handle being friends... These hang aourn moths even years.. yes I said years... become so close of a friend that it send you to your room crying for days when

God Sent For An Angel
For my Father-In-Law who just passed away on Tuesday. God sent for an angel On October 10th, A man full of knowledge, Of courage and strength. “Stephen, my son I now need you here, To watch after your loved ones While they shed their tears, You’ll now be their angel And be with them each day, You’ll hold their hands And show them the way, The way through their problems Their worries, their fears, You’ll show them hope For the rest of their years, You’ll share in their love Their dreams and their laughter, Their sorrows, their joys Their deaths and then after, You’ll meet again This is not a goodbye, You now have a new home With me in the sky, So to all of your loved ones He’ll be with you each day, I just needed an angel To help lead the way.” 10/14/06

The Superstition Behind Friday The 13th
It's strange how society has come to accept "superstition" so plainly and unquestioning. Go to every hotel in the States and there is almost never a floor with the number 13 in it. However, if you should venture to a hotel in Italy, you will indeed find that 13 is not skipped over. In fact, a gold charm of the number is given to Italian infants to ensure good luck and prosperity in their developing life. Why then, is there such suspicion surrounding 13? Furthermore, ever wonder what makes Friday the 13th so "evil"? (Note: Friday the 13th was considered a day of bad luck and evil long before the movies came out!) There are various theories surrounding 13. Since Christianity has had a extremely large influence on all societies as a whole, we shall look there first. At the "Final Supper" or "Last Supper" (whoever you chose to term it) there were 13 guests. Some believe Jesus to be the 13th at feast, occurring just before he was Crucified. This is a largely debatable theory, however. How

Absolutely Fabulous
...ANYBODY REMEMBER THESE GIRLS... ....Eddie, Patsy and (not pictured)..Saffie... well one year me an my mom an my sis decided to do our own version to make into xmas cards... and heres what happened... "whats she lookin at Eddie??" .."yes sweetie..I'm on the phone.." "sweetie..darling...please can we have our pressies??.." "NER NER NER NER NER" "PATSY..PATSY..PATSY.." "..Just one..sweetie..please??.." "mummmmmmm..they're NOT yours!!" *sneaks off to look..* "Eddie..do you think this is mine?..theres french knickers in here..?" "whoahhhh..too much bolly patsy.."

My Reason For Being
Today everything went wrong nothing went right, and there was an unsettling feeling that something is wrong or that something bad is going to happen. This feeling or premonition is never wrong, so i await in fear and dread the phone another is hurt or await the night that will never end for me. In that fear came thought, pondering over my reason for being. Since i was young, I knew what my reason for living was, life has continued to prove that i am meant to be here. i am meant to sacrifice, to give, to love and accept. i am a fighter for the weak, a protector if you will, i am your shield and your sword. i am a lover. i am meant to love those believing love is not real or meant for them. i am meant to be a guide, a guardian, and a lover. though my path does allow love to stay in my life or to be granted to me for long, this saddens me with knowing this, though it shall and must be. To those of you who know me, my heart holds true love and love for any i speak those words to. my love i

What Women And Men Want
WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Ahh The South.......
Ok, that's it. This place called Williamsburg Virginia is offically weird. I mean off the richter scale WEIRD. And I should know weird. I like to think somewhere in hell when satan looks up weird.......... he sees my smiling face. It isn't as if there's anything WRONG with people here......... it's more....... well.............. ever see that movie The Stepford Wives? It's like that. Everything is perfect, theres no grafitti.........never any litter..........the sun almost always shines. Every car is nice and clean.... it's like this perfect lil place and then there's the people. I go into Wal-Mart.............. WAL MART the very bastion of " I hate my fucking job Im here because I need a paycheck and don't ask me anything because I would like to stick a spork in your eye" Ahhhhhhhh MY Wal-Mart I love you well. However......... there is the FREAK alternate universe of Wally World here. There I am lost in the aisles( as usual) Can't find what I need (as usual) tried us

Who Am I?
I ask myself this... almost constantly. Who am I? What is my purpose? Why am I here? Do you know who you are? I've got an idea of who I am... and it goes like: I am pain I am sorrow I am what makes you smile and yet, I can break you heart I am cold and yet, I can keep you warm I am chaos and I am serene.. I am precious and I am useless I can be your everything I can mean nothing at all I can protect you I can harm you I am your voice of reason I am your vice I am one I am the all being And... I am nothing...

Slow Cooker Reuben Sandwiches
Easy enough to make for a weeknight meal or a friendly Oktoberfest gathering. Bring on the beer and the oompah band! Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:11 hr 15 min Makes:8 sandwiches 4 Ratings : 0 Reviews : Be the first to review Slow Cooker Reuben Sandwiches 1 package (2 pounds) refrigerated sauerkraut 1 package (2 to 3 pounds) corned beef brisket 1 cup Thousand Island dressing 16 slices pumpernickel rye bread, toasted 8 slices (1 ounce each) Swiss cheese 1. Place sauerkraut in 3- to 4-quart slow cooker. Place beef brisket on sauerkraut. (If brisket includes packet of spices, sprinkle spices over brisket.) 2. Cover and cook on Low heat setting 9 to 11 hours. 3. Remove beef from cooker; place on cutting board. Cut beef into slices. To serve, spread 1 tablespoon dressing on each toast slice. Using slotted spoon to remove sauerkraut from cooker, top 8 slices toast with 1/2 cup sauerkraut each. Top sauerkraut with beef slices and cheese

Just An Update
Okay so its been a lil while since I wrote in here. I went to Ohio with Jimmy last weekend. It was fun. He was hoping to see my platic spoons(see my pics) but we didn't have any. It took us a little longer to get to Ohio then normal. But I made him pull over because he had worked all day then was trying to make like a 10 hour trip. He finally pulled over and took a nap. Other then that it was good. Uhm my classes are going okay. Yesterday my tacher asked if I liked what we were doing. I said yes then she asked how I was on the computer I said better then all the paper work. I think she wants me to apply for the job. I planned on it if my final goes well. I should probably tell you Im taking classes to be a tax preparer and my class is through Liberty Tax. Anyways the teacher is always making sure I understand what I'm doing, she told me she thinks I have potential. I guess I will wait and see. Babysitting is going good. The lil one sleeps more then anything. And right now Stacy

Weird Facts/habits
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I hate bullies. 2. I have three dogs and a cat. 3. I write poetry. 4. I shouldn't even watch sports, I get too disgruntled. 5. I am a home nudist. 6. I'm a gun totin redneck. Tag your it just me classyladymay blossomrose theoneandonly totallyme

Tupperware Parties With A Twist
Sex toys are for sale!! On the evening I visit Julie Bunton’s new house in this small farming town that seems to grow more tract homes than crops, family is gathered inside the living room — mothers, daughters, cousins, in-laws — along with a few friends. There is diced fruit, vegetable crudités and a tray with marshmallows ready for dipping into a chocolate fountain. Brooke Reinertsen, a saleswoman for one of those multi-level marketing home-party outfits, is giving a sales presentation. But it sounds nothing like a Tupperware or Mary Kay event. “OK ladies, now rub, lick, blow. Rub, lick, blow. Feel that? You can just about breathe your partner to orgasm with this!” Reinertsen, a no-nonsense 30-year-old suburban mom from Shawnee, Kan., goes on to demonstrate “Gigi,” a male masturbation sleeve, by squeezing a generous amount of lubricant into it, then sliding and twisting it up and down the penis-shaped lube bottle. “This is going to make your job so much easier!” she

Dont Say What You Dont Mean
Ok here it is some people say thing like i love you and they dont mean it at all.So when i say something i mean it.The same thing goes for saying i hate that person.Poeple say it but never mean it.Words can hurnt poeple so much and no one can see that any more.I dont know why but the bitching at poeple needs to stop so what if thats your pic on there site go to it and tell them thank you.Just stop and think before you say something to someone next time. thanks for reading Bratt WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINGING

Same Shit Diffrent Day
WELL HE STARTED ON ME AGAIN LAST NIGHT...FOR NO REASON HE BRINGS UP MY OLD ARCHIVE FROM YAHOO AND THROWS IT IN MY FACE...NOT ONLY THAT BUT PPL I THOUGHT WHERE FREINDS ARE FUCKEN BACKSTABBERS TELLING HIM TO PACK MY SHIT UP AND KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE..IF IT WASN'T FOR ME WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PLACE...SO I TOLD HIM LAST NIGHT FUCK IT YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE FINE I WILL...I JUST ADDED SOME ICONS IN MY CHERRY STASH AND WHEN HE SAW THEM HE TREW A FIT ABOUT THEM BECAUSE HE SAID ONE OF MY FREINDS MIGHT TAKE ONE OF THE ICONS AS A HIDDEN MESSAGE...PPL LOOK AT THEM AND WHAT EVER THEY THINK THERE GONNA THINK NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS....THEY HAVE A MIND OF THERE OWN IF THERE PERVS THEN THEY WILL TAKE SOME THINGS TO HEART..IF THOSE OF YOU HAVE NOTICED THE WORD MARRIED ON MY PAGE SOME HOW GOT BIGGER..I DID NOT DO THIS I HAD IT A DIFFRENT COLOR BUT NOT BIGGER..ONCE AGAIN HE DENIES GETTING ON MY PAGE AND CHANGING THINGS..WELL FUCK I SURE DIDN'T DO IT AND NO ONE ELSE HAS MY PASSWORD EXCEPT HIM..SO NOW ONCE A

Happy Weekend Everyone!
i'm on the phone speaking in english, on chat writting in german (in the shoutbox), and my boss talking me in spanish ahahaha lol i must be crazy :P i'll come back and write some more lots of love for everyone! Maria ps. lol that jackass came back to see my page! why the heck he insist on that????????? he needs a new brain lol

Private Diary Of A Viagra Housewife
Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in The bathroom and cried. Day 2 Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, And he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me Something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed. Day 3 This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a Picture of the Washington Monument and burst into tears. Day 4 A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix His 'problem'. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, Things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this Will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift Something other than his mood. Day 5 What absolute bliss!!. Day 6 Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that. Day 7 This Viagra thing h

Tag You're It
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I drink my sodas straight out of the box...not chilled 2. Only Southern person I know who doesn't like any kind of tea or grits. 3. I have a bad oral fixation 4. It takes alot to make me cry. 5. I eat ranch dressing on almost anything 6. When it comes to eating...I have OCD. lol My taggee's: Rock Hellraiser Rusty Eatapeach Timmy Brandon

Could It Be Life Or Just A Simple Flame?????
Staring into it, absorbing everything it's presence has to give. It flows back and forth, flickering at times as if it's about to die. Wandering why the liquid isn't boiling. Thinking to myself if this is kinda what life is like. Never knowing which way to go, just following the path that appears. Never knowing when it may be your time. Taking it all in and never knowing some answers, but always asking the same questions. Questions you always feel need to be answered. As it burns, more and more is taken from what was once there. Never knowing when it will all just fade away. At times it seems like it will light the way and always keep going forever. In an instant though just the slightest little breath could take everything, leaving you alone and darkness all around..................... Could it be life or just a simple flame????? Another question asked, but may never be answered... ~Always Someone's Angel~

U All R In Trouble Now!!!!
well now that i know i can express in here you all are in trouble....lol.......oh...my my....this is 40 years in the making so have fun with it or bounce i don't care....I am proud of my mouth and what i have to say...I even have some pretty good advice lol just can't convince myself to take any of it...always finding things out the hard way but thats why i say i earned my tongue...

I'm Back!!!
Thanks to all who continued to show me some love while my PC was in the shop being worked on. I see who who really loves me. HeHe!!!! I'll be working on getting back to each of you. Much love talk to you soon.

Your Emptiness...
You stand in the light of a cascading moon, wondering if it will all be ok? Trying to breathe in what life has been offering, but feeling as though your lungs have given out. Emptiness takes on a whole new meaning. grabbing you in places you never knew existed. Not knowing exactly where to turn, or who to turn to. Giving all you have to give, just to feel like you have nothing inside. Being reassured by one that stands by your side, always, that everything will work out and be ok. Not understanding what is meant, til you realize what's making you feel empty inside. Rushing into thoughts of your past, to try and figure it all out. You grow weak in the numerous attempts, to visualize a past time of hurt, still not being able to find an answer. Out of a hidden shadow of thoughts, you were struck by a reality, that only seemed to be a nightmare. Taking you to a thought that you pushed down deep inside, You were missing the big

The Forced Shadow....
As I carry on into life as it may be, you stand watching. Standing in the distance, but very near. Your object of detection, takes a place outside your hidden barrier. Striking as you see fit. Taking the mind to most familiar images of horror. Having no boundaries as you push further and further through mine. Hell may start to take over, when the wall comes tumbling down. You try to take something unknown. Forgotten or unknown images of who or what your up against. Taking you lightly in the armor you believe is there. Handling what you have to shove forth. Thinking from a brain that has lost all reality. Coming out of nowhere, you believe to break me. Giving me boundaries, I'm forced to keep harshly. I will not back down from what life has in hold for me. Somewhere out there in the shadows you may stand, but it's me that has the life that shall remain to go on. Secrets you may want to hide, will soon become unveiled. Don't stand in the shadows of life, always become known...

That "one" Day....
In the back of my mind I hear your voice, but it gets softer and softer. Tears then shed faster. Carrying me into a picture that takes me to where I felt safe . You were next to me, telling me how life can be very hard and dangerous. Wanting to keep me safe and that you'd always be there for me to turn to. One day you were here in front of me breaking the news about the decision you chose. Knowing I wouldn't agree. I remember but it's memory is slowly fading. That day you took my hand in your's and placed our hands over my heart and promised me that you would always be right here no matter what. That day I knew I was losing everything, but gaining everything all at once. At that very moment in time I knew just how much you were willing to risk for us just to live one more day. As night turned to day, I awoke wiith the dread of losing everything, but hope for more time for you. Scared and standing by family and friend who gathered together just to see you through. Trying

Thanks Kira For This!
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. > > > > The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. > > Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road....Spooky! > > > > Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (repost of original by 'KIRA' on '2006-10-13 06:35:34')

Wanting To See You Once More...
You open your eyes just to see Feeling the great pain flood through Looking closer to make sure your not deceived Watching reality taking over Seeing what shouldn't have taken over Wanting answers as to why Knowing he had to have known All the pain and sadness this has caused Selfishness has never had this much power Keeping all that has ever been said, close to my heart Angry, screaming out to anyone willing to help Craving the warmth of caring arms wrapped around me So alone to deal with what he was thinking Scared to face another day without him Trying to help the others he has left With no time for what is tearing me apart Urges set in to follow him home.... The smallest things in life are never lost or forgotten. They tend to be right next to you. You just have to stop and really look. Don't ever stop caring or asking for what you need. A hug and silence could mean the world to some..... ~Always Someon

Trying To Give Him Love Much Needed...
Promise of love is much needed showing your child the best trying to keep them safe from harm allowing them to step out into the day with the best knowledge of right and wrong hoping they make a good decision helping them find themselves wanting to always be there for them always showing love and what they mean to you ..... To you I give you this love, knowing it IS and ALWAYS will be needed..... ~Always Someone's Angel~

How Pathetic Am I????
Yesterday I put up some new Pics. I decided to get brave and show some skin.. sent out a blog about it and invited everyone to check them out, out of over 200 friends only 4 viewed and only 1 commented. well I will put this out again the pics are in my "mine" album please go check em out, rate and comment!!!!

:(
"What's Real" You think u know me because I played along Being sum1 I'm not but sum1 u love I end up by myself I don't care there's nothing left I gone to far I hurt too many I search for myself But never could I don't exist I was only what they wanted They never knew what was in my heart I made it to be what was already in their minds Nothing was ever real just what they though was a perfect life then I took away killing their hopes and dreams For some but others They could care less They just forgot and moved on All these lies and broken hearts life is so random One min your in love the next you hate everything My mind plays tricks Confusing my heart I don't know what's right or not There's so much shit going thru my mind Making choices from my heart Is impossible for me I don't know if love is the greatest or the worse thing In life All I do know is I fucked up I cant take any of it back so now I'll leave this place With no more pain no more love

Life
"life's a bitch" yea...we're young and confused we learn from the pain we cause and the hurt we go thru there's A lot we learn so many different Ways to love hate little bits of Life each time is a chance to start A better life then yours has ever Though about how kids felt from limiting them for dating or other shit if you don't you could have a runaway or a suicide on your hands We're not perfect no one is we might have the brains not from books or grades from your mistakes of your life we have more ways to look at our problems and fix them we have better possibility of making the right choices to keep our kids alive and happy and ourselves happy too if we find the right someone we won't tell son or daughter that their just a mistake that you never wanted or go to court fighting over who gets them what's with that bullshit you put us thru hell it might pay off for us and our kids not to worry with this shit we're not pe

Friday (insert Creepy Music) The 13th
Being that's it's: FRIDAY THE 13th I thought I would put some interesting history/origins and stories/myths here for all your entertainment: Origins and Myths Friday the thirteenth is considered the unluckiest of days in many superstitions, unless you were born on Friday the thirteenth in which case it is your lucky day. The fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia or paraskevidekatriaphobia, a specialized form of triskaidekaphobia, a phobia (fear) of the number thirteen. Origins The origins of Friday superstitions are many. One of the best known is that Eve tempted Adam with the apple on a Friday. Tradition also has it that the Flood in the Bible, the confusion at the Tower of Babel. The origins of the Friday the 13th superstition have also been linked to the fact there were 13 people at the last supper of Jesus, who was traditionally crucified on Good Friday, but it probably originated only in medieval times ... It has also been li

Handsome SWM, 27, strong hare seeking cute little bunny 21-31, romantic and slender to share my carrots with. Let's hop all over town and have some good times and have a hare-raising experience. If you like to lay in clover and nibble,thats a plus.

~hugs~
i love the way you fit in my arms or the way i make you smile i love the fact that your always there to listen in times of trials i love your charm and beauty your smell, soft lips, and your hair i love how much i love you even tho im not there i love the way you make me nervous i say the wrong thing and i trip i wish i had lots of money to take you sail round the world on a ship i love how my heart skips when ever your on the phone i still think of you everytime i put in that cd deftones there are so many times i should have told you how i really felt inside and then maybe things would have been different but these feelings i can not hide you mean the world to me babe

Some Of My Poems I Love Sharing
ANGELS WATCH US EVERY DAY SO BEHAVE THE BEAUTY OF THE MOUNTAINS THE BREATH TAKING MOMENT WE SHARE THE FRIENDSHIPS WE MAKE OUR LIVES WE HAVE SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO EXPRESS OUR FEELINGS BUT NEVER DO WELL I HAVE DECIDED TO DO JUST THAT EVERYDAY I HAVE A CHANCE THANK FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIPS I HAVE FOUND ON THE NET I HAVE MET MANY BUT ONLY KEPT A FEW ONES I FOUND LONELY AS I WAS THAT NEEDED A SHOULDER SOMEONE TO LISTEN OR MAKE THEM SMILE OR LAUGH I FOUND IN THEM SOMEONE TO CONFIDE IN SOMEONE TO SHARE MY THOUGHT MY OPINIONS MY HAPPY TIME AND MY MORE OFTEN SAD TIMES ,JER,SANDY,ROBIN,JAN,ROGER,DEB,DAN,ANDY, ELLA,LINDA,ROSIE,JAMES,ALAN NEAL,ELAINE,JULIE,KRISTI,NANCY,PHILL, SO MANY NAMES I COULD HAVE ADDED THANKS SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME BE ME AND MAKING ME SMILE GOD GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIVES GOD BLESS YOU KEEP YOU ALL SAFE HUGS LYNN

Funny Joke
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Humanbeings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A girl raises her hand. " I had a kitty who stuttered once." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stoires could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well, I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweilerwho loves next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!!" "that must have been scary," the teacher said. "it sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'FFFFF, FFFFFF, FFFFFF' and before he could say "fuck" the rottweiler ate him!

Another Funny (my Fav!!)
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with traps. He was wearing his usual Jeans and a T-shirt. As they walkded through the Ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy!! He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and both his feet while pounding on his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited by the lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitmnt, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor ape a bit by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, makin noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. The husband then said, "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him." This drove th gorilla absolutely cr

You Been Tagged....
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1. I have a habit of dating the underdog. Someone have to love them, might as well be me. 2. I love eating ice cream in the snow. 3. I love digging in my ear with Q-tips, sometimes it feels better then sex.. 4. I love flirting with my man's friends when he makes me mad, to show him he can be replaced. 5. I scatch my head when I am tired. 6. I have a habit of plucking my eyebrows, even when they don't need it. I can't stand to see a wild hair. Now this is fun here is who I am tagging! Pickle,Tony,Milk Chocolate,F150,Big Sweetness,Bad Now you guys start tagging people!! Anyone can do this blog! You

Dating Online
heres a new one for all the people who like to read my shit.When your talking to people online try to know who you are talking to. You dont know that person i say person because you may think your talking to a girl and its a guy or the other way around.There are some people on my list i want to get to know but guss what no luck for me so before you say it think about it what the fuck are you thinking thanks bratt

Puzzle Piece
Late at night I`d drift away and dream I`d found the one to fill the void within my heart and know that I belong. So many hours praying I`d find that missing piece that would complete my life forever and bring my heart great peace. I`ve finally found that missing piece to the puzzle of my life. So many times I thought i`d never find the one just right, but it`s you, you`re the one for me and i hope that you can see that these pieces fit together and our love will be forever for i`ve finally found the missing pieces to the puzzle of my life. As i look into your eyes i feel your loving gaze. the things you say have caught my heart please let this feeling stay. so many hours praying i`d find that missing piece that would complete my life forever and bring my heart great peace. Finally found the missing piece to the puzzle of life. so many times i thought i`d never find the one just right. but it`s you, you`re the one for me and i hope that you can see that these pieces fit togeth

Love Your Girlfriend,
"I don't get many things right the first time In fact, I am told that a lot Now I know all the wrong turns, the stumbles and falls Brought me here...I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you Next door there's an old man who lived to his nineties And one day passed away in his sleep And his wife; she stayed for a couple of days And passed away I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong That I know That I am I am I am The luckiest"

Driving
Alright...so I'm a car fanatic and a fan of driving in all situation. A good driver to me isn't the one who gets there first, but accomplishes their driving goals. IE, in a neighborhood, goal #1 should be looking out for the kids! Interstate in heavy traffic, going with the flow of traffic. Open interstate and no one insight...hauling ass! So if the car can go 165...the law shouldn't be able to same a word about it if your not inside city limits and high traffic areas! Think autobahn! 10x's more Americans die per capita each year because of politically motivate speed limits than in Germany. If you've got a Z06 Vette or a Cayman S...let them do 140 cross country? It won't bother me any! So why does Germany have such lower death rates per capita? Easy...ALL traffic must stay right unless passing &&&&&& the big one many selfish Charlotte, NC driver ignore because the spineless DA's office refused to presecute...NO TAILGAITING. In Germany...it's time in prison for some.

Why Vampfire?
I am always true to myself and everyone else in my life. My nickname really defines me. Vampires are very charming and romantic! Every now and then you get a new breed one who is not only charming and beautiful on the inside but also has the fires of pasion to go along with it . to know me is to luve me and to luve me is to accept who i am...

My Poem!
IN MEMORY OF Donette Zella Leslie Sept.27th, 1961 â€“ Sept. 11th, 2006 D is for her Determination. O is for her personality that is very Outgoing. N is for her love of NASCAR. E is for her Enthusiasm. T is for her heart so honest & True. T is for her great love of Tattooâ€™s. E is for all of her lifeâ€™s Enjoyments. Z is for, she was very Zesty. E is for her everlasting Energy. L is for her unconditional Love. L is for her amazing Laughter. A is for her friendly positive Attitude. L is for her great joy of Life. E is for her presence of Elegance. S is for her eyes filled with Stars. L is for her pure Loyalty. I is for her Intelligence. E is for, she is as bright as an Emerald. Written By: Chastity AE Smith ( Chaz ) Goddaughter 09 â€“ 13 â€“ 2006

Halloween This Year.....
Is really going to suck for the kids. I'm not going to have any money to buy them costumes! We have so many past due bills that need caught up due to Troy having to take so much time off of work in order to stay with the kids and me during my surgery and afterward, the bills had to wait and we've only been able to pay a little bit, barely half, just to keep stuff turned on, so now that we're having to play catch up, this means no money for Halloween costumes. I know they will be sorely disappointed because all their friend are going to be going and plus they won't be able to participate in the festivities at school. It never fails...something always has to be cancelled, people end up being upset and I'm always made to look and feel like the bad guy. I'm so close to just throwing up my arms and saying fuck it!

The Sleeping Dragon......
his breath is soft and slow, caressing her cheek.. she reaches out with a tentative touch.. fingers feather soft upon the armor of his skin.. each texture a new experience, a new sensation.. her hands travel the length of his slumbering form.. as she marvels at the beauty and color that is him.. the magnificent iridescence of his majestic body.. ever changing, ever growing, a fire burning within.. he stirs slightly, stretching forth one great wing.. its transparent glow blinding her momentarily.. her eyes adjust to the brilliance of his aura.. and she wonders at this glorious sight before her.. in awe that she has been chosen to behold him.. to revel in his greatness, his tremendous abilities.. he could easily crush her with a single blow.. easily destroy her with one fiery outburst.. but he does not, for he holds her in highest regard.. he sleeps only because she is so near to him.. she is the comforting force that allows him peace.. her touch is a lullaby to his to

Love Scoop
Current mood: determined LOVE SCOOP Up all night in agony wondering how to set pain free Wishing I could hold you tight, putting up a lonesome fight I'm determined to show you I love you and I care I wish on a star and pray that we'll perhaps be together I think about you all the time I love the way you smile and how you talk your way of life and how you walk I stress to see what others cannot In you I saw a battle we both fought A challange between what is not ordinary The same fear in you..... I carry I guess yu can't yet seem to see With each other our souls will be free To love each other whole heartedly!!

Sex
You should make love during a hurricane Once you’ve boarded up your house, why not reduce your stress and make love. There is not much else you can do while waiting it out and your little sanctuary will become an erotic haven while the wind whips by… Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

2nd Rip Photos Request
for those of u i did not get a photo of if i may rip ur best photo let me know this is for those of u that i did not rip yet and also give me ideas for new folders to open lol ok talk to u later.

To My Friends
YOU GUYS ROCK AND I LUV U ALL ! ! ! SORRY IM NOT KEEPING UP AS WELL AS I SHOULD BE WITH EVERYONE. ILL FILL YOU IN ON WHY, MY MOTHER CAME HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL WEDNESDAY AFTER 8 WEEKS AND A 91/2 HOUR SURGERY, WE ARE BLESSED BY WHATEVER GODS THAT ARE BY HER COMING THROUGH IT AT ALL. SO, NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE IS STILL A LONG WAY FROM WELL YET, HOWEVER SHES AT HOME AND THATS A HUGE STEP. ITS KEEPING ME BUSY SO DONT THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN ANY OF YOU, I HAVENT AND I WILL CATCH UP, MY PERSONAL BELIEF IS THAT IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST THEN YOU SHOULD TREAT THEM AS ONE, SO PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR IT SEEMING THAT I AM IGNORING SOME OF YOU, IM NOT, YOU ARE APPRECIATED AND I WILL CATCH UP WITH ALL OF YOU SHORTLY.. MUCH LUV Kym LIVE LAUGH & LOVE !!!

Tag Your It
*lol* now you gotta post 6 werid things about yourself in a blog and then tag 6 more people ha ha ha :D 1) I'm a gamer ... those who know, know ;) 2) I've traveled throughout the US with out the ability to drive :D 3) I have nothing to show for my achievments, but I have tales that life has given me 4) I have a passion for art rather I practice the media or not. 5) If everybody knows something and no body knows everything then I have no secrets to be burdened with 6) I have loves in my life but no lover to share my life Capt Chaos

Update! (on Cats)
Ok well to keep you all updated i am doing well and so are the kids and me and Roy are still doing fine... the poor lil Kittens on the other hand i have lost 5 since the FUCKING ASSHOLE SUCKING DONKEY BUTT across the street turned in my mama cat! i swear to the gods i hope he is having a horrablely terriable life!!!!!!!!!

Cover Me
commentshack.com Cover me in chocolate head to toe start at the top keep moving down go oh so slow... Begin with my lips spread it on lightly teasing me as you lick let it drip down..... My neck is the next spot make it hot by sucking slow let the chocolate guide you nothing drastic keep it simple... Revel in me as I grin with delight... Touch my nipples feel how hard they are touch them taste them... Make my skin ripple wiggle in pleasure watch as the chocolate trickles down my breast... See my chest? It's obsessed with your touch... The warm chocolate is just enough to almost send me into overdrive almost.. Trying to stay composed as you move down... I'm drowning in you... Your touch Your skill Your sensualness caress me from deep inside... You must decide if you want to continue moving down.. or if you want to stop and finish later... You answer by sp

Pregnant 2
well I told my parents today about me being pregnant they didn't say a word about justin which made me happy and my father told me that they are there for me every step of the way which I just sat there and cried about because I was so happy. Now I just hope I can carry the baby full-term I am hoping. Right now the baby is healthy and the cervix is strong I just have to start eating healthier and more vegetables and fruit. So wish me luck everyone. I will keep on updating you.

One I Wrote The Other Night .... Posting It Because I Like It
Powerless trapped in the gaze Miss Kryptonite has me in a daze Honey eyes the ensnare the soul Pulling me in deeper lost in the whole Unable to hide, Unable to run She holds me captive, this could be fun Beware the blonde with eyes so deep Her beauty makes the angels weep And no one can resist her charms I will be lost when once in her arms Pray for me and what may be So in time we will see what we see By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Lol I Got Tagged Now It's Your Turn...tag Your It!!!
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I have an obsession with handwriting, if I don't like how I write something I toss it and start all over again... think that is called obsessive compulsive ...lol 2. I collect NUN pictures...does this mean I want to be one? Hell NO!!! =P 3. I am June Cleaver with a twist...lol 4. I fantasize about sex on a backdrop fingerpainting...lol...ok too much info haha! 5. I want to be the next Dr. Phil female style...haha 6. I am considered a Hip for my age...lmao...least my son's friends thinks so! OK I AM TAGGING.... slim30 scottaco work fin yeah't sambo joefresh NarcoLeptic Haha this should be interesting!!!

Happy Friday The 13th...
Today at work was a total bitch at first. My manager decided to move me to another place and I was cool with that at first. When I got there, the wasn't any PMO Manager in the working area. We had just finished a work order and people kept asking me what to do next. I kept telling them that I didn't know yet. I'm still in PMO training so I was pretty clueless on what to do. I just knew that I had to get some paperwork done and the computer was being a bitch. I had to get ready for our next work number as well. Luckily, Jerry, a PMO Manager came in. I wasn't ready to work on my own yet and won't be for a while. Other than that bullshit in the morning, work went pretty smooth. I did some machine work and testings....fun fun... yay... I have a admirer at work, even though he workds a different shift than me...it's kind of flattering what he does but also feels kind of freaky in a way.... I guess it makes work a bit exciting...even though it's only at the begining and ending of m

Tag I'm It
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. Hating Dustin for making me play will be my very first new habit. 2. I play video games way too much. 3. I work out at the gym 3 times a week. This is a new habit. 4. I'm a chat-whore. 5. I like to surf all the LC profiles when there isn't anything else to do checking out all the smut people post of themselves. Interesting what you find sometimes. 6. Lastly, but not least... another new habit of mine has been to talk to Jen as much as possible.

Damn It I Got Tagged!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Now Its Your Turn...tag You're It!!!
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. My first words were flock of birds but it sounded like "focker birds" 2. Earlier this year I wrote my will, but I am going to be chaning it soon. Yeah now thats WIERD!! 3. I can stay up and watch the moon all night, its very hypnotic...i LOVE the moon!! probably too much! 4. Guitar solos...complete turn ON!!! HELL A YES!!! 5. I sing along to my ipod all the time when I am on my own...but if i'm doing my ironing then theres very bad dancing going on too!!! 6. I can walk around my house at night with out turning the lights on, putting my glasses on or even opening my eyes. I know where everything is in my mind...odd i know but thats

The Pains Of Pleasure
I feel the morning coming on the walls closing in time for saints and sinners alike to sin numbing your mind with the vices of life center stage songs played another round for everyone last one for the night food is cold sit down to eat watch the show clothes unfold naked desire in heat showing your body for our pleasure no dignity left just the pains of pleasure

Let It Snow
Crystal creations Soft and sweet. Not quite rain Falling on my feet. Up and down from side to side. So they can float so they can glide. Trying to fill the new day So new, so fresh Frozen revolutions So white and gay. Such a splendor But will never win Warming the heart But freezing the skin.

Started A New Job
I started a new job today. I havent been working for awhile but I thought it was about time that I go out and try something. I would have thought that doing something as menial as washing dishes and clearing tables would have been boring and depressing but it was a lot of fun and got me out of the house doing something. It also helps me keep my mind off the baby. I KNOW that we can also use the extra money around here. Well thanks for stopping by. Angie

I Respect Those That Hold It Against Me
you have lit your fire under my feet englufed my side airless, breathless the smoke passes its burden to the air the air accepts i won't have another breath chemical steam she is now vapor

What I Am Feeling
I am all stressed out right now. There is alot going on in my life and trying to make the best of it. I am doing the best with my kids. I am currently looking for a job, my baby girl is almost 2 years old and its time for me to go to work. I live in North Texas and looking for a office job. I feel so alone and need a break from alot right now. I am not sure what else I can tell you on how I am feeling, just feeling all alone and confused.

Update On Me
Ok I went to the doctors Appointment yesterday and I have lost 4lbs.. I weigh from 217lbs and now 213lbs.. I am doing really good and i am really happy that I am doing what I can.. Yep.. she is making me one day for my meds and that is not going to bad at all.. She told me not to drink regalur milk to drink silm milk.. and eating really great too.. Not to big of plates to small amount of food on my plate.. Yep doing what I can and I am really doin alright.. I will see the doctor again in January 2007 so that is great, I can loose more weight lol.. Well give you all more update on me ok.. Alisha

Word
i hurt them But not wiht a punch With my words Why should i care They never cared? They never cared? My so called friends, PLas buddies, ass holes So cloes What a fool i was To think i could have friends To think a girl like me ...to all my so called friends YOU SUCK!

Boot Straps
Looking for them... I know they are there... Everyone says they are there... I'll find them. I always do. It's been a crappy week, for a variety of reasons, but I always pull through. I know I don't know most of you very well yet. Those who know me well, know that I always manage to slap on the "Happy Mask" and make everyone ( including myself ) believe that life is a chair of bowlies! (I should be giving some copywrite credit here, but I can't remember her name right now! If you ever take "Dope-a-max", be warned! It makes you stoopider!) I've been without a car all week, so tomorrow, I'm going job hunting. Apparently SSDI doesn't think I'm nuts enough to warrant disability. So, for the time being, I'll muddle through another 2 or 3 jobs, while an atty sees if HE thinks I'm nuts enough. Be kind to the mentally ill, folks...better yet, give us a job and be patient!!!!!!!!! GOD, I'm babbling. 1:30 in the morning is NOT a good time to be writing in my blog, but I'll BET Eli

Deadly Imaginings
The Boatman comes to ferry me across the blood river, its cold and dark, I can't see where I'm going and I have no sense of time. I'm bruised and beaten; my skin is tattered and bloody. My clothes are damp and sticky, rags at best. I have no recollection of where I have been and I have no memories of what lay before this moment. The soulless eyes of the ferryman peer back at me, the only illumination in the gloom, the lamp that hangs from his bony fleshless hand. "What is this nightmare, what is my name, where am I going?" my voice whispers in my head, an echo in an empty mind. The thing before me gestures politely, if such a gesture could be called that, towards the boat as if saying, come with me. I somewhat pull myself together and step into the boat, but my every move feels as if I'm walking through water. The boat lists gently, lightly under the ferryman's light weight as he climbs into the vessel behind me. The lamp now floats before the boat, as if held by an unseen hand, it mov

Sue-prise!!
A CHICK POSING IN HER UNDIES WON THE TOP CHERRY SHYTE AGAIN!!! SURPRISE, SURPRISE!! MAN, I'LL TEACH ALL OF YOU, GOING TO BREAK OUT MY THONG, POSE ON A TOILET, AND JUST WATCH ME WIN IT!! BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. P.S. NEKKID.

A Promise
Once you read this letter you must send it to 14 people that you really care about including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then u are loved." nobody knows what they have until they loose it You never leave the person whom you love by the one u like, because that person who u like will leave you by the person whom they love Tonight right at 12:00am at night your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of ur life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love by the next years. sends this to 15 people in 15 minutes. do it if you wanna know who ur real love is! I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I pr

What's Weird About Me
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I don't sit in the tub unless I'm already clean. 2. I fold my laundry the same way every time. 3. I like peanut butter & syrup mixed. 4. I've had a raccoon & an alligator as pets. 5. I like to fish but won't touch bait crickets. 6. I actually did this game, lol. I pick-----ghostdance, frogmother, alex, gina74, diamonddave & cajuncherry.

Good Question
why is it that when ure arrested, ure told you have the right to remain silent... .... yet they get extremely pissed if you dont tell them anything an yell at ya to start talking?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! is it just me or is this a bit double dutch

Back To The Online Dating
ok here i go.I just got in from a hard night at work get no my comp. and i see people telling me they hit it off with people on line.That is so cool and i hope you the best and i am not saying you can find your true love online but i am saying look out.now if you talk to someone and you hit it off thats so cool.so this will be my 1st i am sorry that i write. thank you bratt

When All Eles Fail I Got You To Fall Back On
i hate people right now There annoying the hell out of me Then don't even know they make me unhappy Well my so called friends Any way Thoes jerks can save it for another day But only one person Helped me through it No one eles cared B/c they made me feel like shit So now i know That we was always there So when i'm crying again He will always care

Omg This Is Funny
Before work yesterday I was going to shave and shower. Doesn't seem like to much of a task as I do it often. Well my nephew is visiting us for a month as I've mentioned before, and he thought he was going to take a bath with me. However I have my bath water way to hot for any child let alone some men. So the little wonderful child that he is says ok I'll watch you then. I tried the whole but buddy I don't want you to see me naked idea. He laughed and said, But I've seen you naked before so I'll just watch. I can't argue with that so he starts talking about his daddy and watching what I'm doing. I start by shaving my legs. Nothing unusual about that, and being the four year old that he is asks, Why do you shave your legs? I answered because I like having nice smooth soft legs buddy. After I get done shaving he feels and says oh that's nice. He starts again talking about how he wants to be daddy for Halloween. Then I start shaving my underarms. Again he asks me why I shave there. I

Ranting
What is up with people on here? They seem to care more about makin it in the top 10, isnt this site about makin friends. Dont get me wrong it might be nice to be in the top 10 but I dont know about you I am here to make friends. I am soooo sick of people asking for help to level up and say they will return the luv but never do. But they will for their friends who are "hot" or in the top 10. I know I am not "hot" and dont have the smokin body like most of the people on here but like one person told me I am too sweet is why people wont rate me and only care about the points and dont try to get to know me. I dont know if that meant that people on here only want to get to know a bitch or because I dont have any sexy pics up. Oh well I guess I am done ranting now sorry but I had to do it. For those of my friends that will actually read this if you have returned the luv Thank you.

Today Is The Day
Saturday, October 14, 2006 Today is the day Is there something special you've been meaning to do? Today is the day to get started. Is there something you know that needs to be said? Today is your chance to effectively and compellingly express it. Is there someone you've been thinking of getting in touch with? This is the moment when you can go ahead and reach out. Formulating the best of intentions is a great way to start. Yet for those intentions to have any value, they must be acted upon. Today is the day to put your magnificent and meaningful intentions into action. Today is the magical space in which possibilities can indeed become real. Today is here and ready to be lived. Give your best to today, and its value will always stay with you. -- Ralph Marston

Cleanin' House
i guess i shoulda wrote this blog BEFORE i cleaned house because those who i removed from my friends list now won't know...hey, wait a minute!! those on my friends list who ain't on my friends list no MO' wouldn't have read my fuckin' blog anyway..so fuck it. yep, i done cleaned house. i slimmed it down to 40 and THAT'S still a lot but i kept those who keep in touch, even if sporadically, like me...because every once in a while is better than NEVER. so if you have happened to venture on to my page and notice yer not on my friends list, well, now you know why. and what kills me is that most of 'em that i removed sent ME the friend request. i don't take it too seriously...my feelin's aren't hurt and i'm not ruined because of this... i gotta go kill myself now. lmfao

Christian's Surgery *crys*
Well most of you know that my oldest son Christian has Autism... with that he has alot of sensory issues and one of them is the way that a toothbrush feels bothers him... due to this, I'm unable to blush his teeth as they SHOULD be done, I get the brush in there but doesn't last very long... if a second at all ... *shrugs* Well here recently we've FINALLY found a dentist that will take a "SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD" (on a side note... this pisses me off, not a single dentist would take him because he has Autism... grrrrrr) But thank God I found someone that actually Specializes in handicaped/special needs children AND adults!! So we went to see him about a month ago, now let me tell you... I thought me getting him to open his mouth for me to brush was hard.... he's STRONG!!! and when he sets him mind to the fact that he DOES NOT want his mouth opened.... it does NOT get opened *giggles* Well because of not being able to do a complete exam at the office we scheduled for him to go to th

The Dance Of Life...............
There were 2 hearts who met in a dance. That moment was magical. There was a sweet song playing, there was harmony and soon, love in the air. they fell in love and they started building castles in their dreams and promised forever with all certainty. But, somewehere in the midst of the fun, they got lost in the dance, something went wrong but they can never do anything. They were just drfiting away, their fortress falling apart. There were so many questions, but no one had an answer. The music stopped and then there was silence ... When we truly love someone, we give our best and let that person see the pureness of our intention. But sometimes that person makes us cry and hurts us for the wrong reason. That someone must have loved us but he has not loved us enough to make him stand for what he truly felt. Now we faced with the seemingly impossible task of forgetting.. we have burdened ourselves long enough but we still cant get out of this emotional trap. Let us rememeber that

How I Woke Up
HAVE YOU EVER WOKE UP AND HAD THE STRANGEST SADIST FEELING IN THE WORLD?? THIS FEELING HITS THE PITS AND DEPTS OF YOUR SOUL AND HEART...... THE FEELING OF BEING VERY DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THE VERY THING YOU WANT THE MOST, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE?? IT LEAVES YOU FEELING HOPELESS AS I DO RIGHT NOW..... IM NOT HAPPY, AND IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE...... THE STRANGE THING COMES ACROSS OF WANTING TO CUT MYSELF AGAIN LIKE I HAVE BEFORE, BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL IS REALLY THE POINT IN THAT?? IT JUST RELEASES PAIN THAT YOU ARE FEELING IN THE PITS OF YOUR MIND.... I DONT WANT TO DIE I JUST WANT TO STOP HURTING, I AM LOST WITHIN THE HELL OF MY OWN MIND AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO BREAK FREE, THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE AND WORSE, UNTIL I BREAK AND LOCK MYSELF DOWN IN THE FOURS WALLS OF MY HELLISH ROOM....... THE ONE PLACE TO FIND SERENITY AND I DONT FIND ANYTHING BUT UGLY PINK WALLS THAT GET DARKER AND DARKER AS THE TIME PASSES ME BY.....

Funny Shit Im A Goober!
ashley my friend called me and i was supposed to call her back cause she dont got long distance....well i got off the phone with her went to dial the number dialed the other phone in my house and i was thinkin whos caliin and i am watin for ashley to pick up and i pick up the other phone say hello and no answer and then i hang up the longdistance phone and i hear it on the other phone click and i was like duh it took me a few mins to figure it out i called ashley we were laughin about it for like 20 mins i swear im great!

No Love.
Just when I thought it was safe to breath There you are to break my reprieve The thoughts of you had begun to subside The back of my head was where they’d reside Just one call in the middle of the night Reopened those gates and clouded my sight. Reminding me how I long for the feel your skin The taste of your kiss, where have they been Letting your sent fill up my lungs I want more than your name on my tongue. Pulling your hair, you clawing my back Why is there someone who has to keep track

New Rule!!
I love all of you but some changes have to be made. If I get a message asking me about anything that is already answered on my profile, Im going to have to delete you. If you ask me a question Ive already answered on my profile, that means your not paying attention to what I have to say and are only interested in the pics. Im sorry, but I dont want to spend all day responding to messages when the answer to questions is right there in front of you.

The Big Move.....
Hey everyone... not sure who actually reads these, but here it goes... A week or so ago, someone complained my photos on here were inappropiate.. What about everyone else's... There are womens crouches and mens dicks posted all over here, and you do not have to be an adult to see them. My pictures were posted as such... ADULT. So who ever felt the need to do this..."FUCK YOU"... I am now moved to Pennsylvania. I'm hoping all works out here. And I do get to see Brian alot now.. And I don't have to drive over 300 miles to do so. To my "friends" , thanks for listening and being there when I was lonely and bored. I'm here everynow and then. Or if you are my real friends, you know how to get up with me if you need to. I have job interviews next week, i'm getting excited yet scared. Being alone is all new to me. And of course, being with a man that truly loves me is new...BUT WONDERFUL!! I hope I dont fuck this up... Well, thanks for listening. Peace out!!!! Holla Back!

Interesting Mum Results
Interesting MUM results Here's a few things that I thought would be fun to see what others views were on some (somewhat) interesting subjects. Superstition and Friday the 13th (77veiws still active) Being it was a superstition based day, I ask if Superstition played a part in your life. The believers were plentiful at first ... owning the vote the first eight hours. With 80% saying they were at least a little superstitious. During the wee hours (and suspiciously after the 13th was over) The nonbelievers took the voting over: Yes-sometimes-I'm a lil 44.4% No never! 55.6% Speaking of voting ... I asked the viewers if the USA voting system could change along with the times in: Politically incorrect (49 veiws still active until around 7:00 tonight) Sadly, just like our voter turn out ... not many showed interest. (one of my least viewed MUM's) I'm wondering here if "Special Interest" groups have made it almost impossible to let the PEOPLE actually run the

If I Knew
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say o

My Big And Little Hurts
Hello, I don't know why I'm writing this, but here it goes. I've been hurt a lot growing up and even afterwards. Well, I never knew my biological father, but maybe that's a good thing. he left when I was 5 years old.He died in prison in which he lived most of his life. He was sent there because he murdered two women. He murdered one woman and then got out on good behavier. Then, I guess he went right bach to prison by killing another. That doesn't seem that bad. The worst thing about it was that mom, as I was growing up, kept telling me that I was just like him. She kept drilling that into my head all the time. It seems that when you're a kid, things stick in your head after repitition. My mom saying that made me antisocial in school. For some reason I thought that if I had any friends, I would kill them. So at recess at school, I stayed by myself. I wouldn't talk to anyone at all, I was silent & alone. You see, my mom said that my dad was a warlock also. She said that he would put spe

Brittany I Miss You!!
I WAS IN SALIAN AND I WAS GOIN BACK TO KANSAS CITY, I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM MY BEST FRIEND JESSICA TELLIN ME THAT ONE OF OUR FRIENDS HAD DIED THIS MORNIN.JESSICA WAS TAKEIN IT VERY GOOD ON THE PHONE SHE DIDNT GO ALL TEARY EYED ON ME...I HAD ASKED JESSICA WHAT HAPPEN AND SHE TOLD ME THAT...BRITTANY GOT A PHONE CALL AND IT WAS HER ROOMIE TELLIN HER TO GO TO ANTHONY AND PICK HER UP FROM WORK...BRITTANY WAS THE KINDA PERSON U COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON SHE WAS AN ANGEL FROM ABOVE...BRITTANY WAS DRIVIN ON THE DIRT ROAD AND HIT A LOOSE PATCH OF SAND AND ROLLED THE CAR A FEW TIMES AND THEN SHE WAS EJECTED ABOUT 30FT FROM THE CAR...HER FUNERAL WAS ON THE 11TH...I DONT KNOW HOW I WILL DO WITH OUT HER SHE WAS ONE OF A KIND!! I KNOW WHEN I MADE IT BACK TO MY HOME TOWN AND I SEEN ALL MY OLD FRIENDS I COULDNT STAY LONG IT HURT TO MUCH!!! I HAVENT BEEN ONLINE DUE TO HER DEATH AND I WILL BE COMIN BACK SOON JUST NOT RIGHT OFF BAT!! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING EVERYONE!!!AND TO THE LOSTCHERRY!!!!

~guardian Angel~
WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR ANGEL? THE ONE BESIDE YOU THERE. OH,YES,YOU DO HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL. ONE WHO WILL ALWAYS CARE. YOU MAY NOT THINK IT'S TRUE, BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO SOME, OR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO YOU. YOU MAY ALSO SAY YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL OR YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, TO BELIEVE YOU'VE HAD A GUARDIAN ANGEL, CAN BE KINDA TOUGH. BUT THE ANGEL HAS BEEN THERE, HELPING YOU GET BY. AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY TO YOU ONE DAY, YOU'LL LEARN TO FLY TOO. SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW, WE GET THROUGH THE HURT AND PAIN CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR ANGEL'S NAME? BRITTANY R.HESS THIS IS A POEM MY FRIEND WROTE!!!

Tantra Is A Mystical Subject
Because Tantra is a mystical subject, it is nearly impossible to define. Tantra is a spiritual, sexual science that is not static in its definition. When we embrace Tantra, we become more "complete." By identifying and stimulating our innate sensual spirituality, we discover parts of ourselves that have been repressed. We can learn to use Tantric energy for sexual pleasure and awareness above all. Familiarity with Tantra can help a person enjoy their sex life to its fullest potential. It can help do away with guilt or fear, and break down self-imposed or limiting cultural boundaries (as is the case in most Western societies). Tantra teaches us to become familiar with our mystical nature, and when we do so, our boundaries (sexual and otherwise) expand. We enter into new realms of awareness. We become empowered and more fulfilled -- and the orgasms experienced in this state of consciousness are not just incredible, they're explosive and potentially unending. it's all about se

Sexualism
This is crazy cause when I can’t sleep at night it’s you And first thing on my mind when I wake is you So, I guess my love for you is inventible Cause the sex was incredible And just thinking about the look in ya eyes Brings heat to my thighs Remembering ya soft moans torture me in my sleep Just won’t leave me alone But I wish you would give me a second of your attention I could be the definition Of a sexual experience That I wish we could experiment Cause I think of you all the time Which sends chills up my spine I let my imagination run wild With thought of your warm brown body next to mine And on my face that puts a smile Forcing my young womanly parts to want to do some things And you can find new ways to make my body cream I’m asking you to go beyond the limit Cause only you give me this orgasmic feeling When you slide up in it I can admit you’ve got the best of me That’s why I’m wanting you excessively And don’t have to be your main jawn And don’t cal

Tantra Sex Quiz
SexQuiz SexQuiz What Do You Know About Tantric Sex? Do you believe Tantric yoga is about twisting your body into good positions for sex? That's what pictures of Tantric couples might make you think. But Tantric yoga is really about what's happening in your mind--not your body--when you make love. Take this quiz to see what we mean. Each question is on a separate page and is followed by another page that provides the answer. Take the quiz http://www.thirdage.com/features/love/sexquiz/112098/112098.html More Quizzes More Passion Pieces: What's your lovemaking style? Find out now! Go > - Is your love life healthy? Take our quiz. Go > - Discover Kama Sutra sex. Go >

Let Me Not Say I Love You
Let me not say I love you, Although you know that it is true, That phrase has been so much abused, Misunderstood and over-used, Let me say rather "I think you, Breathe you, taste you, feel you, dream you," That you help make each day complete, And life has never been so sweet.

The Four Ring Rule
I cannot stand people who do not follow the damn four ring rule.. When calling someones home you let the phone ring 4 freaking times. If no one picks up you hang up. You do not call back immediately and continue ringing the damn phone. I hate being woken up and having to pick up the damn phone and it's only to hear someone asking me what am I doing? Bitch! I was sleeping and if I sound pissed off it's cause I am.. If I wake up on my own thats a different story, but if you wake my ass up you are assed out!. Yes I'm in a bad mood now. Upside to this is I'm up it's after 6 pm, and I have 4 six packs in the fridge. ~End of mini Rant~

Weeds
So this really sweet lady visits my page and leave these nice messages. I sent her a sindgle red rose and and a sweet comment. She in turn sends me a weed. Am i missing something? Did I fuck up? Why, when i ma trying my best toi be sweet does she send me weeds?

Gestation Period
An interesting "coincidence" ... Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the Federal Government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, roughly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr, Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born. I hope that this information has cleared up a lot of things that have been troubling you.

Friends
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I Wont.....will You
Never forget my brothers who are in Afghanistan. They are fighting and shall Never Be Forgotten. Please take time to read this, and repost. As you all know I am a squad leader, currently serving in Afghanistan. Been here for 6 months now, but this is by no means my first combat tour. In a span of 3 days, I saw 4 soldiers fight, and loose their lives in combat. A lot of people like to say that they were fighting for their country. While I agree with that, there is also more to it than that. People always seem to overlook the rest of that statement. These soldiers died so that their brothers next to them could live. At the time of their deaths they were not thinking that they are helping a nation fight terrorism, rather they died knowing that they were protecting the rest of us who fought beside them. One man died reloading one of our heavy weapon systems. He knew that the operation of that weapon was vital to the safety of the rest of the platoon. At that moment, self sacrifice was w

Buried
Time lost I held my breath Anticipation There's nothing left Scratching Screaming Surfacing tears, Lost Dreaming Heartwretching fear. Gasping Falling It's over now The last flower Dropped Into the ground. Slightly morbid? I think so. That one JUST now came out of nowhere... At least it wasn't about a lost love, right? Oh and BTW Copyright Christina Miller 2006

New Tag Game!
Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment they'll so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes 1. I cannot eat Mexican food unless I have limes. 2. I sang alot in high school and got to state championships doing solos. I can sing in front of a very large group of strangers but have a very hard time doing it in front of even a few friends. 3. I bite my nails constantly. 4. I'm very outgoing online, but very shy in person. 5. I don't get bitchy when I'm PMSing... I get depressed and emotional. 6. I don't get along with girls very often, most girls are bitches. I've learned now that not all.... but most. People i want to play: Justin, Twisted, Jane, John, Leadfoot and Chris. Ummm I don't know very many people well on here so whatever.

Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY WHEN I STAND UP FOR MYSELF AND MY BELIEFS, THEY CALL ME A BITCH. WHEN I STAND UP FOR THOSE I LOVE, THEY CALL ME A BITCH. WHEN I SPEAK MY MIND, THINK MY OWN THOUGHTS OR DO THINGS MY OWN WAY, THEY CALL ME A BITCH. BEING A BITCH MEANS I WON'T COMPROMISE WHAT'S IN MY HEART. IT MEANS I LIVE MY LIFE MY WAY. IT MEANS i WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO STEP ON ME. WHEN I REFUSE TO TOLERATE INJUSTICE AND SPEAK AGAINST IT, I AM DEFINED AS A BITCH. THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN I TAKE TIME FOR MYSELF INSTEAD OF BEING EVERYONE'S MAID, OR WHEN I ACT A LITTLE SELFISH. IT MEANS I HAVE THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE WHO I TRULY AM AND WON'T BECOME ANYONE ELSE'S IDEA OF WHAT THEY THINK I "SHOULD" BE. I AM OUTSPOKEN, OPINIONATED AND DETERMINED. I WANT WHAT I WANT AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT! SO TRY TO STOMP ON ME, TRY TO DOUSE MY INNER FLAME, TRY TO SQUASH EVERY OUNCE OF BEAUTY I HOLD WITHIN ME. YOU WON'T SUCCEED. AND IF THAT MAKES ME A BITCH, SO BE IT. I EMBRAC

Bare In June
Bare in June Turn out the light rest exposed next to me fall asleep cloaks' me in lukewarm embrace For tonight. Hunger for a little aid to rinse away the years of being manipulated. rehabilitating hands that pacifies the fire that ravages me. Angel wings scattered on the pillow where I use to love. Hold me to kindle these images from my head. Rinse away the longing with teasing hands' lift the warmth of this fire. Want someone to turn off the light rest next to me exposed in the rain. Someone to keep away the heartache.

A Dream Worth Dreaming
Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently....into thin air At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there On the edge of my dreams I see your face A twin soul......when we share eyes At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft against mine like a warm rain At the edge of the mountain my heart slows Sharing our every breath....two hearts don't refrain In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch Breathless....from the warmth of your skin At the edge of the mountain I open my eyes Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within On the edge of my dreams is where I want to stay It's there...I'm forever in your arms...safe...sound At the edge of the mountain I'll remain breathless For me.....no greater love will ever be found Will you always be there on the edge of my dreams? Will you always meet me t

A Few Poems To Start Off....
These are just a few older poems I thought I'd post. Feel free to comment. I welcome any words and thank you in advance for reading :) 1. ~~Pyre~~ It would be as if 'twere death So light the pyre Let the flame burn bright For there is where the heart shall perish On this cold moonless night High and hot the flames will lick The months that passed The clock that ticked The love that used to be first And foremost in this world And it would be as if 'twere death. Empty and cold this bed has been No more laughter No more caress A ghostly presence That had gone unseen And left when eyes Stayed closed, hence, With one deep breath The heart is thrust Into the scorching fire Incinerate my love My living desire For one I never possessed And it would be as if 'twere death. Where pieces to the puzzle fell Together in perfection Have now fallen far and wide Never did they fit; The naiveté in Igno

How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM85%Sex God75%A Romantic63%Virgin53%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Just Gettin Some Things Off My Chest
i know there are alot of you doin the contest but as i posted in a bullentin im not tryin to be rude at all not one bit but i do wish that anyone on my friends list wouldnt ask me to vote i dont feel right just voting for one of my friends when there are usually more than one of you all from my friends list in the contest i feel that im not being polite or whatever best word would be for that to the ones that i cant vote for im sorry if anyone takes offense to this had to get it off my chest

Are U In Love???????
You scored as Hell Yea. U are totally in love, u would do anything to be with this person and u would die for them.Hell Yea100%Sounds More Like Lust67%Hell No50%Are u in love???????created with QuizFarm.com

I Look Forever...
My life is a leisure everyone wants. No job, no responsibilities, almost a perfect life. But my life is somewhat missing in this world. I look in the mirror, at my eyes, to see if i have a soul left within me. The eyes in which my body is part of seem to glare back at me without a single blink. I get closer, wondering if there is something more within me I don't know. I look forever in those eyes to find a person i don't know, even though I know it is me. Music blasts in the background to calm the storm of thorns in my heart. The pain of not knowing myself and being alone cries out in this seemingly mirrored world I look into. I find myself asking questions to whether or not if I'll ever find myself and what I shall become. But alas, life seems to fit this discription for me, making me ever more of someone who will keep looking forever for himself. --Xonus

Mom's Poem
My mother wrote this poem for me before she died... please dont not rip it or copy it without using her name.. Shirley Henley. Thank You.. Patty ================================================== As I watched the tiny humming bird I could feel him watching me- My eyes were wide with wonder as it flew from tree to tree. He said you're like that tiny bird - so little and so fast, But stay with me a little while, that's all I'll ever ask. I promise i wont clip your wings, someday I'll let you fly. she smiled- and placed a kiss upom the wind- If you can catch and hold that kiss, I'll stay with you my friend. I would like to stay and share your life, but i cannot you see. I'm not like that tiny bird, that little bird's like me. Life is full of wonders, I feel that I must try and if I let you hold me down I know that I shall die. I sit and dream of the things I'll do and all the things I want to be. If only mom would let me go someday and let me see. But mom say

God.
Im fucking cranky man. I really am. I've just about spazzed 100 times in the last 10 mins. This medicines making me feel sick. I hate it. Im annoyed. Sad. And all kindsa shit. Ugh whatever. Like it matters.

To Every Girl..
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees && open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a gu

Sentuality
sensuality.......Sensuality is the equivelent of not just fucking each others brains out. It is not just pleasing the private parts. Its the passion and the kissing and hugging. Holding and caressing each others bodies. Its the touch of soft lips and sentual hands and finger tips. The legs, the thighs, the moves its a woman on woman, a man on man, or a male and female interaction. Its all about the passion! Chameleon

Wanderings
10-25-05 Wanderings/Wonderings Each of Us have a purpose in this circle we call Life .. Each of Us have a path to be walked upon .. Each of Us also have the choice as to which path we choose to follow ... We can decide for ourselves if we want the day to be good or bad ... Simply by the way we accept ourselves ... Every day may not perfect ... strife .. anger .. hurt .. fear ... all may make an appearance ... But our personal outlook will decide how each is handled ... those with the positive outlook may feel down for a bit ... but they will find a way to bounce back ... those with the negative outlook with play the wonderful pity party for all to see and hopefully feel bad for them as well .. Maybe if we are all honest with ourselves and just be ourselves we could show the world that .. One person at a time .. One minute at a time .. Someone ... Somewhere.. Cares Enough to go beyond Themselves in search of another to pull up .. maybe if we e

Top 10 (adult)
Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if he could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross his legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men did when they woke up with a vagina...Finally find that damned spot.

Road Trip!
I'm going away for a few days to Spokane, WA. I'm driving there and it's pretty far (600 miles roundtrip)... I live a little south of Tacoma... I'm looking forward to driving across the state... Never done that before. here is a pic! See u all on Tuesday!

What A Waste...
My mother recently got her British Passport and we thought that we would grab a ferry to France for the day. Since she was eager to use it. The Ferry across was great and a new experiance for me and her but once we got across and entered the town of Calais it all went south from there. It is a town of resturants. Ridiculusly so.... Litterally 5 out of every 6 shops sell food. No real entertainment and the roads leading from the Docks to town got me more sea sick than the ferry would ever do. I hope that in the future the rest of France is not this bad. Or my opinion of them will drop even further. Well it was an experiance but I think next time I won't stop till I hit Paris or something a little more pleasant to the mind and body... Thanks for listening

New Song For Today - Damn Yankees
Hey, thought I'd keep a blog about new songs that I learned...today's new song, boys and girls, is "Come Again" by Damn Yankees (Tommy Shaw from Styx, Jack Blades from Night Ranger, and Ted Nugent!)...I also have a video of them doing this song on my homepage, so be sure to check it out, it's very cool!!! Cheers, Zepman

Love
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we dont know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds it dies of weariness. Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend,Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apoligize for the truth..

When I Met You
When I met You the gates of heaven opened. The angels sang, my chains were broken. The birds sang, sweet sweet summer day. My heart warmed up, with Your warm rays. My pain was gone, my problems solved. When I met You, I fell in love. On my knees, I begged You please. Stay with me, and never leave. When I met You, I felt so good. You lend me an ear, when I was misunderstood. You are my dream, and You are real. I knew right away, our love was sealed. Like a thief in the night, You came to me. Cleared away the clouds, now I could see. When I met You, the gates of heaven opened. The angels sang, my chains were broken.

Premature Ejaculation...lmfao
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit me really hard where it counts most and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

Ok
SO I am back with my exgirlfriend. I am happy, just scared and like taken back by everything. It's hard for me to even breathe right now. It all seems so fucken not real. I feel reclusive to everything again. I find myself sleeping more and crossing over to the other side of the veil. The more I cross over the more I don't want to come back. I am so tired. If I do I won't miss this life. Not at all. The only thing that keeps my is her. If something happends again this time. I think I will not be able to survive it. I am fragile. My spirit is weakened and I am to tired to fight anymore.

You're Not Going Anywhere
It's 3am, and a man is driving his brand new BMW M3 down the N1 at 240km/h. He's two minutes away from home when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof with flames all around. There' s no one else in the area, his cell phone reception is dead, and so he stops his car. Sure enough, there's a beautiful woman in the car, but she's bleeding to death. The guy reckons " screw it" and rushes to fetch a blanket from the car. He wraps the woman in the blanket and puts her on the back seat of his M3. He then rushes her to the hospital. For six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and every night. He donates his blood to keep her alive. Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married. Life is cool for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to leave him. His love of money is obvious, and she feels like a trophy wife. She comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, and reaches into her pocket for the keys to the

Welcome 2 My Hubby And Sissy!
Welcome 2 LC Baby (TheZedster) and Sissy (MissyMouse) thank you for joining me here in what seems to be a great community well it hasn't showen me anything bad so far!! Love you both :)

The Truth
if i was gone would any one remember me... the answer is no, the only people who are remembered are the people who commit an extremly evil acts the the rest of us will be forgotton relaltivly soon by histories standerds the only way to make into history and be truly remembered is to commit an atrocity against humankind the people who invent products that are in everyday use today or people commit a great acts unless they are famous are forgotton in time for example without lookin it up can you tell me who invented the microwave oven? no you cant and it was invented only a few decades ago now can you tell me who killed Sharon Tate? of course you can every ones heard his name at least once in their lives Charles Manson so tell me in histories view who is the more noteworthy the inventor of the microwave oven Percy Spencer or the infamous killer Charles Manson Makes you think dosent it?

Things Poly's Should Know
By Mistress Matisse Having three people in a happy, perfectly balanced sexual relationship is often regarded as the Holy Grail of polyamory. But in Arthurian legend, Galahad, the guy who actually reached the Grail, was a virgin who led a sinless life. Let that serve as an example of the difficulty and sacrifices usually required to make one's triad dreams come true. Got the hots for one of those strictly monogamous people? Yeah, they're like puppies—really cute, but often a whole lot of trouble. They either toy with you until they get another mono partner, or worse yet, they'll try to make you be monogamous, too. Being poly means seeing all the good movies at least twice—once with each partner. It also means you'll baffle restaurant servers if you frequently take your partners to the same places for dinner, either separately or all three of you together. It's not uncommon for poly people to write down specific agreements they make with lovers—about things like safer sex, re

Calgon Take Me Away
How can anyone get any damn sleep here...9 damn people under one roof....kids screaming and yelling..I AM ABOUT TO GO NUTS...Calgon take me the fuck away pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...Nephew is spoiled ass rotten...sister thinks he has a mental problem...yeah its called if i don't get my way i am gonna yell and scream and throw a fit...don't get me wrong i love my nephew but u can only take so much of it...

Anthem Of Our Dying Day
"Anthem Of Our Dying Day" The stars will cry The blackest tears tonight And this is the moment that I live for I can smell the ocean air And here I am Pouring my heart onto these rooftops Just a ghost to the world That's exactly Exactly what I need From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day For a second I wish the tide Would swallow every inch of this city As you gasp for air tonight I'd scream this song right in your face If you were hear I swear I wont miss a beat Cause I never Never have before From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day Of our dying day Of our dying day Of our dying!!! For a second I wish the tide Would swallow every inch of this city And you gasp for air tonight!! From up here the city lights burn Like a thousand miles of fire And I'm here to sing this anthem Of our dying day

I Believe
I believe that in a relationship a man should be the man and a woman should be the woman. I believe that you can love and hate the same person. I believe that it takes two GOOD people to raise a family. I believe that single mothers don't get enough thanks for what they do. I believe that good guys do finish last, but so do good girls. I believe that a sensitive man is sexy as hell, but a pansy is not. I believe that to many people judge a book by is cover before looking to see what's inside. I believe that you can love someone long after the relationship is over. I believe that an ex can be one of your best friends. I believe there is one true love out there for everybody. I believe that the pain of a broken heart can still hurt long after it should have healed. I believe that the sound of a rainstorm is romantic. I believe that we don't tell those close to us that we care about them enough. I believe that we should live for the moment.

My Official First Blog Here
So I have become addicted to blogging. I know I know who really is that interested in what a 37yr old mother of 5 boys has to say??? Well I don't think I am just ANY old mom, I first was born and called Deena before I was ever called MOM. And you know what she is still pretty much here, burried under the guise of MOM. But I am here with all the same dreams and wants I have had all my life. The things I want are simple things really, I want to write novels for a living FULL time, not part time.. that would mean giving up my day job as a hairstylist.. yes I create in hair too hehehe. I would love to adopt a daughter one day, one that needs a family. She doesn't have to be a baby, in fact I don't think I would want a baby. I have btdt 5 times and feel lucky I was able to experience that but I have a strong desire to adopt a little girl in need. Not for awhile though, I need my 4 youngests sons to GROW up a bit. Oh and convince my husband that adopting another child is a good idea HAHA. I

Cooking
I had been cooking dinner for about an hour. All the veggies were prepped and ready to go into the pan. The chicken had already been marinated and cooked releasing a smell of ginger and garlic into the air. The rice was steamed to perfection. I had just opened a bottle of wine when I heard the door close. She was finally home and not a moment too late. I heard her drop her stuff at the door and call out, That smells delicious Love. Im so hungry. A moment later she turned the corner and was coming towards me. How was your day sweetie? I asked and gave her a big hug and kiss. It was just fine. We made pinatas today. Kept me really busy. But I was thinking of you all day. She replied. Oh really? I played. Yes, you know how I get when I know you are cooking for me. She gave me that look. Oh yes I do. I felt her pussy and sure enough it was soaking wet. Mmmmm, I want a little appetizer before dinner. I helped pick her up and put her on

Who's My Friend?
No offense but... People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bullentin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are...Repost this if you are a friend..Don't reply...just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "So-called friends" Hope I will see you post.......

Tag You Are Not It Lol
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.i hate snakes 2.i have to go to sleep with muics on 3. i like to dec for halloween 4. i'm a claen freak 5. damn this is hard 6. i smoke 1.ndbdger 2.babyjesue 3 big mule 4.awol1986 5.t-bone 6.restrictive

Today.
Has been a wierd day. Ugh the medicine i had to take, decided it hated me and gave me a rash on my skin -ugh growls- so i look like shit today. But w.e. I dont care really. I need sleep. I havent gotten much the last 3 nights. To much shit on my mind. I've been thinking about leaving lc, cause of a few reaons. My tongue hurts, i dont know why rawwrrr! So does my spine where i fell. Ive hurt myself way to much the last few weeks and it bites. Kim is doing better so that im happy about. I took my brothers shopping today haha. And they ended up with yet again MORE pokemon cards that will be all over the house and ill have to clean up :). Its my pop pops birthday so ima cook him dinner if i can get enough energy to do it. Gave the puppy a bath, she REALLY didnt like it much. Im ignoring my cell phone cause someone keeps blocking their number to call. Some people are dipshits :) I swear it. Anyway. Im tired. I wanta go ni ni but i cant. =/ < 3 Thats all for now.

Someone's Touch
SOMEONE’S TOUCH How can I hold you in my heart When it’s so battered and torn apart Your touch sends me into a mystical awe When first your outreached hand I saw I sat still in my place of no companion For feelings of detachment I felt no need to have one Though times of my most hurting moments my body craved it much That reassuring feeling of someone’s touch.

Waiting-a Poem
I sit and look at the time It feels like I am always waiting Giving you my minutes So I can have the things I want I wait for your attention, To hear your kind words To know that you miss Or love me or need me I know I shouldn’t though It not smart to be here I know deep down in me I won’t ever hear those things But I can’t help it you see Cause I can’t help but want you So I will be here waiting I just pray you don’t take forever

Our Lullaby!!!
The time I rocked you on me knee Was much shorter than that time should be But inside my heart I still rock on And treasure you as my darling son Not a day passes when I don't think of you . . . Mommy dearest I love you, I hear your prayers I sit beside your bed and stroke your hair Holding your hand I watch you sleep My face cuddles close against your cheek Not a night passes where I'm not with you . . . My son I only wish we had shared more joys More birthday presents and Christmas toys I feel in my life there has been an empty place Because I could not stare into my little boy's face There's not a morning I don't cry missing you . . . Mom I have seen you shed your tears I have watched you struggle throughout the years Don't you realize I have always been there Those Christmas's and birthday's we DID get to share God sent me in many ways . . . In your heart you know this to be true . . . Yes my dear , I know it's true I have felt you in many ways Yet I

Bondage Schmex
Bondage Here we are alone again You take away my pain It always mends and now we mold Together as one Bright like a burning sun But now those things must end The dark night has clasped our hands I have you remaining in my arms again But what awaits us in this gloom? Now I tie you to the posts Slide the knife down your back I cut and draw blood suck and lick and slam the handle in your cunt And now I push you roughly around And impale myself inside you Pounding until the folds are pink and raw Biting down your body like the graze of a saw And now you have me I'm your whore you abuse me and render me sore I scream for mercy but its no avail I'm as useless as a head in a pail

National Girlfriends Day
National Girlfriends Day What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend. Be Happy! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE FRIEND WHO SENT IT TO YOU! It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can t

Awareness
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Am I...
...A whore? So, he was upset and called me a whore. He thinks I will cheat on him. I just am so confused right now. God, he hurt me and I have been crying non stop since 2. I'm tired I want to just sleep. I dont want to go to class tomarrow. I just wnat to stay in bed.

A True Soul Mate
A True Soul Mate Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what t

Salem Written By Autumn Storm (me)
Sleek as glass Black as coal Evil as a demon Rotten and bold He bites without warning He jumps and he plays He depends on my love Through all of his days He's loving and crazy He's playful as can be No matter what happens He means the world to me His name is Salem He is such a brat But I love him so dearly He is my black cat

The Coke Song
I told a friend (ex now) pick a topic and I'll write a song...she said write about Coke...and 10 minutes later...this appeared... Coke Syndrome Its a sedated mass of shit the pill for the kill Rip my lung out again my nostril is clinging for the smell The taste I need it I want it I crave it Please give it or I'll rip off your face (chorus) I have the coke syndrome It will fill my longing The high to flash the night If I don't get it bet on a fight My friends and associates gather around me The money I have made the drugs I have sold The junkies I have killed...the price of their blood Bullets in the head and bodies lying dead keep them all in dread (chorus) The morning light has come to dim my eyes I crawl around and scrape for my bowl The people walk by not making a sound as I struggle to make the money 4 my next round (chorus)

Yeap Im Thinking Again
well im sitting here thinking again i know that is scarey hmmmmmmmm just wonder how stupid i can be hmmmmmmm u might have to ask my wife that one hahaahah i guess the dumbest thing i ever done would be i lost a bet on yahoo and had to put a pair of my wife's thongs on and dance on the webcam and my loving wife as much as she cares for me said i wasnt wearing them right and she gave me a wedgey i had rope burn between my ass cheeks omg i couldnt set for a week so lets see somebody top that one lol wait im probally the only one who can hahaaaahaa have fun and laugh i did

Judgement
Who the hell are you to judge me? You and your divorce? Your broken life? Your lonley journey? I have no friends I have no love No one to to call and cry to It's all my choice. It's my life I will live it I don't want your life Your mistakes. I will make my own. Lead my own. Remember my own. Care for those that I care for. So do not judge me. For I am happy. With family in my life. So leave me alone.

Ohhhh....
I so think I am going through pre menopause. I Am I really that old? And why won't kids stay in bed when you put them there? I so wish Fred was here. I use to have something to look forward to during the day. Now I don't. Only 19 more days. Got a party to go to this weekend. Still trying to make up my mind if I want to go. I am to comfortable going to a place I don't know 3 hours away. I know I have people to watch me but I am still unsure. Fred only has 19 more days. I miss him soo much. I can't stand it anymore.

I Was Tagged By My Friend Nomad
Ok...my new found friend Nomad was so kind as to tag me with this....thanks *hugs* lol I have to list 6 weird things, or habits about myself. Then I have tag 6 other people with this and comment on their pages to let them know they must also examine their lives and see that they are weird too! lol Ok here goes.... 1. I do not talk alot....I mostly sit back and observe people and this makes others sometimes uncomfortable. 2. When I eat a reese's peanut butter cup I like to eat the ridges first and then the middle. 3. When I cook it has to be in a sparkling clean kitchen. If it is dirty then I won't cook. 4. Unlike Nomad...I can't pee in a bottle wile driving and so I am not sure if this makes him, or me weird! LOL 5. I always leave my socks on no matter what, unless I am showering....yes I said always no matter what cuz I get really cold feet!! 6. When I am baking something like muffins....I always give one to the mailman or person...have to be PC here! Ok now

Ga Here I Come
My boyfriend is graduating from basic training in Fort Benning and i've been missing him since July, 6th! It will be nice to see him after soo long. Him being all toned up and sexy... Mmm well enough of that. Sure it will be nice to see him again but then hes leaving again! Rip and Airborn. So after he leaves i will be spending time with my dear cousins that i havent seen since i was 10 or 12. It should be a good trip none the less. I will be leaving the 18th of October and wont be back until the 26th so if anyone reads this show me some love!!! .:Sarah:.

Tag Game
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. constantly correcting my error when I catch them before sending my replies on here. 2. going behind my family and correcting the toothpaste tubes where they squeeze from the middle and I don't. I squeeze from the bottom. 3. Say I don't know alot. 4. Love ticking the in laws off alot. 5. not accepting compliments well. The 6 people Im going to tag is 1. jlee499 2. smyts 3. nashiebooo 4. tomcat 5. peteyg 6. yanks4

Wave Of Light
Hey everyone, Firstly, I'm sorry for not lighting my candle, it's 8:06 my time & I just got home and saw this. Secondly, to everyone that has ever lost a child, my deepest heartfelt sympathy. I have never lost a child, but I did lose my husband, David, 2 years ago to an overdose of prescription meds. He was 24 years old when he passed away, and to see his parents have to suffer that pain made it all that more painful for me. So for every child, I pray for health, happiness & an abundance of love. *~*Jenna*~*

Whiney Bitches
I had a bad headache at work for half the shift. I ended up talking with that "Chris" dude that I talked about in my last entry. He asked me if I had a problem with him and I told him that I didn't and never had a problem with him. I like everyone at work except for this one chick that I won't even get into. She knows that I don't like her and for some reason she always had a problem with me. Even though I dislike her, I still talk to her cause I have to work with her sometimes. Then he started complaining to me that he wasn't able to do something all at once. I told him that everyone is able to do that part of the job and he just has to practice. There's this other guy that's not able to do part of one machine because he only has one arm, and you need two arms to work it completely. Chris just needed to calm down and not worry so much. If you keep things at a steady pace, then you'll be able to get it done just fine. Then, the dude the dude with one arm, I will name him Phang

Ignorant In Laws Part 7
Today my wife Mamaj went to a church event that was open to the public that is free for everyone that comes it is like a fair of sorts free horse rides and other thing and food. Well while there my wife notices that they are being followed by her mother and father inn law and the molester john doe, and the whole time that my family was there he walks past them mean mugging my 9 years old daughter trying to intemidate her into to not telling what really happened. What i dont understand is why my mother in law is still taking this man whereever she goes instead of telling the son of a biatch that he needs to go home to his own house and stay the hell away from me and my family. What makes this even more sicking is the fact that when she the mother in law came to the house before we got and enforced the restraining order she had the nerve to come over to our house and try to con my wife into letting our daughter into going somewhere with her and to top it all off she lies to my face telli

6 Things
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1)When I wash dishes its always the same...glasses...plates...silverware...and so on..I dont do them all at the same time...I get bored and get on my PC 2) I can actually walk with my eyes closed and get to where Im going without bumping into anything or anyone. 3)When I take a bath...I take my radio in there with me and I stay in there for hours and soak and sing. 4) I dont know why but for some reason I find bald men with gotees attractive. 5) I am right handed but I do more things with my left hand than my right hand. 6) When I go out to eat I like to go to the cheapest place I can..which is usually McDonalds and get the

Another Tag
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. i like to walk naked in the snow 2. when i chat i type lol alot...lol 3. i drink whiskey by the gallon so don't tell me i won't cause chances i will 4. i used to get paid in school to eat things we disceted 5. i'm the guy your mama warned you about 6. i'm a crazy dork who's worth getting to know The 6 people Im going to tag is 1. Tazzy 2. moosey 3. Texcat 4. Blossomrose(sunshine) 5. sweet potata 6. Tragedy

Hmmm
its funny how things turn out in life. you grow up thinking things are going to be a certain way. then all of a sudden you wake up one day and its nothing how you imagined. my whole life ive been told things happen for a reason ,and ive always believed that. but when do you find out what that reason is. or do you ever find out? ive never been one to question why ive always just gone along with it ,but lately i have been asking why, when, or how come. it does'nt mean i still dont believe that things happen for a reason it's just sometimes i would like to know what that reason is. i guess things always find a way to work themselves out in the end. but when is the end ,and is it not true that at the end of every ending there is a new begining.

My First Poem Post
Ok everyone...here is just a fun, silly poem I wrote for Halloween. Hope you enjoy it. YOU'D BETTER BEWARE Halloween is coming, You'd better beware. Ghosts and Goblins Are waiting somewhere. They are out to get you At any time... I'd be willing to bet You more than a dime. There are witches too Flying on brooms, Waiting on little kids To seal their dooms. So, be careful When you're out there trick-or-treating, Or those witches, ghosts, and goblins Will have you for their eating!!!!! By: Angela Delight

Missing Pics
**As some of you may have noticed I have deleted a lot of my photos. The reason being that men are downloading/saving my pics and their wives accuse me of sleeping with their men. So I would like to make one thing clear: I am NOT here to cyber, cam, meet, or hook up. I am just here to make friends and chat.**

6 Weird Things About Me Tag Game.
6 weird things about me. 1. I'm playing tag with a blog and have never done this. 2. I drink water milk and coffee for breakfast. 3. I have a pig farm. I've never been a farmer. 4. I am addicted to my computer. 5. I am shy in nature but outspoken in behaving badly with a camera.(if you have ever gotten a pic of me you know what I am talking about.) 6. My favorite ice cream is Superior Dairy Banana Ice Cream. 6 friends I will tag to list 6 weird things about themselves: 1. rx8bear 2. mailman 3. snow bunny (sorry hun) 4. Cajun Cherry 5. Shazz 6. Country fuck

Angel That Day
Angel That Day One day you felt the kick It was only a tick Through pain and suffering You knew what was coming A life in your hands You knew you were gonna be a momma Life as you knew it Changed in an instance This was your time It was your life A baby was coming As soon as you knew You didnt think the worst would turn Then comes a hand A beautiful hand Life in your belly Was about to go heavenly Your child to be born Was born an angel of the lord In your eyes the loss was great In his eyes the loss would never fade Jesus came and found a way For your heavenly baby to be your angel that day

"don't Need A Man"
Hush my baby, Don't cry tonight My ears are sick of that sound I've been searching For someone to love Looks like your all that that I've found. I've been up I've been down Got a man in every port and every town I've got nothing Boy toys and playthings Are a shallow reward... Don't need a lover Don't need a man I don't need anything I don't need a man I need the moon I need a star I need an equal to capture my heart I've had all types Of men in this world I've had princes and frogs Chocolate Vanilla Rich, poor, and the killer Devil, demi-god, clergy and dog Men they will come Men they will go You'er not what I'd call a man Nothing on earth could satisfy me I can do better I can I know I can... Don't need a lover Don't need a man I don't need anything I don't need a man I need the moon I need a star I need an equal to capture my heart. "Don't Need A Man" by Gwar

Deadly Sins
Your Deadly Sins Lust: 40% Sloth: 40% Envy: 0% Gluttony: 0% Greed: 0% Pride: 0% Wrath: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 11% You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?

Today Was A Good Day
Just writing this to say how great of a day i've had. Man it doens't get any better than today. I made 5930.00 today in 2 hours and my little girl learned to sing "Under the Sea". I was just wanting to put my thoughts on here. thanks for listening.

Ratings
just learned this evening that there is a limit to how many pictures and blogs you can rate based on your cherry level not sure if this is a day limit or a level limit but either way what a FN' system if you wanted to spend all day spreading cherry luv what difference does it make next expect limits on comments and gifts and blogs and mumms if they don't already exist yea lets have drama- bitchin'-bulletin wars-and the whole nine yards but limit those ratings wouldn't want anyone posting too many ratings that would be too dangerous and bad for the site stupid=stupid=stupid=stupid=stupid did I mention how stupid this is so tell me did anybody know about this how do you feel about this or don't you care am I wrong thinking there shouldn't be limits on ratings after all I thought that was one of the concepts of LC meeting people-getting to know them-sharing likes and dislikes-respecting opinions no matter if you agree or disagree

Men Are Jerks.
I am still trying to figure this one out. Why in the world do men trash talk females. I mean almost all men want/need the love of a female. How in the world can you treat them like trash and then want them? I guess my Mom did not raise me this way at all. Men, Please get to know the females first. It is called RESPECT. I am sure most men would not like to be called little dick, ugly whimpy or any other trash. So why do you find it fun to call females whores, sluts, bitches and tramp? Do you really think they enjoy it? No they do not at all. I know more then likely you will never meet a person from here. But if you are trying to pick someone up or just trying to make a new friend do it the old fashion way. Respect her first and last. If you do not click move on to another lady. You will find out that people do talk to each other on here and if you piss the wrong one off you might as well go to MySpace and say hi to Tom while he is working on it.

What Mythical Creature Are U?
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel92%Faerie67%Mermaid50%Dragon50%WereWolf42%Demon42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Help!!
OH MY GOD YOUR READING THIS!! YOUR ONE OF ONLY 4 PEOPLE WHO IS GOING TO READ THIS, BUT YOU NEED TO HELP ME. I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE UNDER A TRAILER IN SOUTH CAROLINA BY A BAND OF RABID LOST CHERRY VETERANS. APPARENTLY I MADE FUN OF ONE OR MORE OF THIER GROUPS AND NOW THEY ARE PISSING. THEY HAVE BEATEN ME HORRIBLY WITH FOUR DAY OLD SOCKS, AND ARE FORCING ME TO LISTEN TO INSANE CLOWN POSSE. THE SOUND AND SMELLS ARE HORRIBLE. THEY SIT AROUND UP STAIRS ALL DAY POSING HALF NEKKID IN THIER THONGS AND WWIFE BEATERS, POSING ON TOILETS, BENT OVER COUNTER, IN FRONT OF HUGE MIRRORS, AND WORST OF ALL TOP DOWN SHOTS OF THIER FACES WITH WEBCAMS!! I AM ONLY HUMAN AND CAN TAKE ONLY ONE MORE CHERRY BLAST BEFORE I CHEW THROUGH MY WRISTS INTO SWEET SWEET NOTHINGNESS. CALL THE POLICE, CALL BABY JESUS, CALL JERRY SPRINGER!! JUST PLEASE HELP. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. STILL NAKED....

Tag
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I call my friends when I'm on the toilet 2. I hate the smell of peanut butter 3. The dark absolutely terrifies me, I will not sleep in the dark if im home alone 4. I hear music in my pillow and voices before I fall asleep 5. me and my best friend got so high one time we simultaneously pissed our pants on her front porch at 3 in the afternoon 6. I smoke weed, read, and talk on the phone while im in the bathtub Im gonna tag.... 1. supercher 2. hotsnatchdelight 3. miss sherrie 4. anti cupid 5. sweet thang 6. I only date milfs Come on ya'll keep it goin will be fun!

6 Not So Interesting Things:p~
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I call Reeses Pieces "my medicine":o} I take them for all sorts of ailments! Makes me feel better anyway:P 2. I scratch when Im bored..bad habit! 3. I would soooo get freaky with Spongebob and Patrick lol ....Im j/p...or am I?? 4. Ive had a family member on the "Jerry Springer Show"..Thats says enough:P lol 5. My favorite thing in the world to do is play jokes on my Mother..she is soooooo gulible :^D 6. Toothpaste has many uses outside of the bathroom..thats all Im saying cause every single one of my family members has a LC account!..But Im sure most of you know that already...pervs lol :P Ive tagged... 1. bigling40

To Be 6 Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she Wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife

Top 17 Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant
Top 17 Fatal Things to Say if Your Wife is Pregnant 17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever." 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl." 12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" 9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" 8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 7. "Get your *own* ice cream." 6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." 5. "Got milk?" 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip i

Bill Maher On The Demise Of America's Youth.
We demonize Mark Foley but ignore the industries medicating children and making them fat, and even open our schools to people trying to kill them -- military recruiters. By Bill Maher Oct. 13, 2006 | If you think the worst thing Congress doesn't protect young people from is Mark Foley, wake up and smell the burning planet. The ice caps are cracking, the coral reefs are bleaching, and we're losing two species an hour. The birds have bird flu, the cows have mad cow, and our poisoned groundwater has turned spinach into a side dish of mass destruction. Our schools are shooting galleries, our beaches are cancer wards, and under George W. Bush -- for the first time in 45 years -- our country's infant mortality rate actually went up. Read the labels on your food. It turns out the healthiest thing you can put in your body is Mark Foley's penis. He was probably the first fruit those pages ever came into contact with that wasn't drenched in pesticide. But that's America for you --

Tuck Me In...
o0o how i hate to sleep alone when it's so0o cold out..Thinking of The naughty Fukking one can be doing on a rainy night as this one. I love having Dripping wet S.E.X in the rain.. Who wants to be mah Fukk Buddy 2nite... Tuck me Ladies...

What My Soul Really Looks Like.
What Your Soul Really Looks LikeYou are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.Inside the Room of Your Soul

6 Weird Things Or Habits
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. i often find myself staring into space wondering how they make legos. 2. sometimes i pace around my room just waiting for sumthing cool to happen 3. i like eggs lmao. 4. i often wonder how they make peanut butter 5. im a pot head 6. i often wonder y the sky is blue

Mad Dog 20 / 20
Mad Dog 20 / 20 Back in the day... I fell in love with a cute little Mustang Driving blonde girl... It all happened during my NA and AA era of my life when I lost my license... I was 17, and just got transferred / re-hired at the Brookwood Taco Bell in Hamilton Ohio. I had no car, I just started going to "the bad kid school" also known as the "Alternative School" and had lost touch with most of my friends since I no longer had transportation and that goofy chick that I let have my pager for a few weeks scared everyone off from calling me. I was definitely in a low point of my life when I first met her... and after we hit it off, I thought the tides were changing... Or so I thought. She was so sweet and innocent on the outside, with a mean streak in her that intrigued me to no end. She would always get so hyper and excited... I loved her energy, I loved the way she was hardcore; she busted her ass just as hard as I did at work... and that's something that's hard to find at a

Right Or Wrong Thing ?
Yeah I left Charles on Saturday. Everyone is really proud of me that I got out of there. But its 2:21am here now and I'm sittin' here about to start cryin'. Everyone tells me that it was the right thing to do. If its right, then how come I still miss him? I mean yeah I still love him. *sighs* I jus don't know what to do. I don't know if I should go back to him or jus go home. I mean I really REALLY want to go home so badly, because omg. I don't know even know how to describe how much I miss my family n friends. And when I left them, it was like half of me stayed there with them. These are the kind of feelings that I keep bottle up inside me, jus waitin' to be burst out to anyone that is willing to listen to me. But I can't actually speak them out into words, only type them out on here. I still feel like crap and depressed and homesick. But there is some of me is actually healing. I do have some good memories with him, and whatnot. How can I jus throw away a 7-month relationship jus doi

To Love Then To Lose
To love, Then to lose. My heart aches when I look into your eyes, A feeling I can not handle, Yet one you still deny. A small tear trickles down my cheak. When I look at you my body quakes, A sadden life I have made, One you should have not faked. As the tears come more frequante Day bye day, Month to month. A part of me wants to stay, But parts of me know I need to go. I push myself to leave. My body is anchored in your presence, My mind is in total confussion. For the one I love, Does not love me. I walk threw the doorway, trying not to look back. One sigle tear leaves my cheak splashing to the ground. As if a anchor is thrown off a boat, Sinking to it's watery grave. My hearts melting to the ones I walk on, So many uncertian feelings comeing from deep within. As if my love has been shattered, Steped on, and broken into a thousand pieces. My body crubles in the path way to freedom, Every part of me is num, in a ghostly feeling, My heart beati

When Life Turns
When life turns A feeling of life, A new begaining to overcome. Yet a simple feeling is near, For something I steer around for which I fear. A ill fanted women looks to her horizon, Standing there in complete confussion, Her body is changeing, A life is developing, One she keeps to her self, for all well frown apon. Her face so flush, pale, and ghostly. Her life is changeing toward something that canot be avoided. A face that stays calm, to hide what is to arrive. A truth that will have to come out in time, For the world will know soon . Lying awake at night stareing at the one, The one who should know first. The words try to come out, I open my mouth to tell him, but nothing comes out, Is this a clue that it is not time. The day is here to tell , For the ground shakes around me, Perhaps it is my knees, in a fearfull state, My mouth becomes dry, for I am nervious, The words come out . "My

Just Borrowing
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me? A faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thi

Frustrated
You just don't get it No matter how many times I try to explain it We just talk in circles Til there's no beginning, no end Never really getting anywhere Cause you just don't get it No matter how many times I try to explain it We just talk in circles -RKE

My Dughters Blessed With Angels Watching Over Her
Well i spent that night going backwards and forwards to see carenza.And in the moring it had been noted that i couldnt cope with being on that ward,and so a room for me was found near the neonatal unit(so much better).Well carenza made it through the next day,iwas shown how to do her cares and how to handle her so tiny at 1 pound and a fourteen ounces.She still had problems with her breathing and the nurses every now and then would have to bag her.The following day we had a meeting with her doctor who broke the awful news thatthere was a bleed in her head and that there was little that could be done except watch and wait.This was my worst night mare and it had come true.Well we sat there shell shocked and said well you told us she wouldnt cry but she did so she will beat this to.How i or garry got through the rest off that day i dont know.I was trying to keep a jornal but couldnt even write carenza's name down.But you know what we did get through that day and so did carenza.That night

A Few Wierd Things About Me:
1. this next birthday of mine i will have been a mother half my life at 30 yrs old 2. I hate winter but love the snow 3. In real Life i am one of the shyest people you will know untill i get to know you 4. I am addicted to sex 5. I am more in love with my husband now then when i married him 6. I walked into a courtroom with a loaded gun and almost killed a man yrs ago 7. whats your weird things?

Earthquake
What a shitty day! Two good sized quakes. I used to live in Moreno Valley, CA so this wasn't my first. No electricity from 7:15am to 11:11pm That sucked. No power island wide so no traffic lights, not to many places open.

My Daughter
my daughet breanna who is 7 has been going through alot on nov 2005 she started having seizures for no good reason. Dr dont why she has them. then she started going into rages and gettin violent so now she has to take antipsyhcotic meds. And she has gained so much weight that i have to get her more clothes. then i had a sleep study done on her cuz i notice she wasnt breathing right at nite. Now she has to have surgery to fix that problem. i hope that she gets better!

A Not So Much Thanks
so i'm quite aggitated this AM...well actually nothing much is new in that dept. so like when i first joined the whole LC thing, it seemed perty cool. nice people, don't have the lil kiddies like on shitspace. i don't get the 894531 requests from shitty bands. the way ya'll show love n all that stuff. but now i'm more like wtf?! i have how many people on my friends/family/fans lists and only a select few actually leave comments n love. i even posted a bulletin about wanted some help so i could level up...i shit you not only 1 person helped. people that post those "help me" bulletins...i go and post on all ya'lls stuff. but when i asked for it...nope none. 1 person i even said somethin about it to and still nothing. some people i have went and left comments to after adding them and stuff and ratin all their pics n shit, ya know tryin to be nice and friendly and help people with points....the only time they have been to my page is when they sent a request. i have me

Love Ya
One morning you will never wake up. Do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again....... I LOVE YA!!! Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised

Franken-profile
I was just wondering, just now, what a profile would look like If I stiched together a bunch of different peoples "About me" sections together and what comedic value it would have. so here we go... PSA - The following came from randomly clicked profiles. It is not meant to insult or ridicule but was mearly made for the amusement of the author -+ I'm a proud army wife, Honest, Caring, Open-Minded, Funny, and Humble. Got my first tattoo 2 yrs ago, i now have 8. i love the stoner movies like dude wheres my car, girls won't touch me with a ten foot pole... happily divorced now, COURSE MOMMY'S GOTTA HAVE HER FUN SOMETIMES 2. I love the outdoors, and rode bulls in my highschool rodeo team. laughter is very important, I AM 30 YR OLD MARINE. i fucking love metal, punk, indie, piercings, cars, computers, etc... it's the little things that really count, So I'm a lil nutts. i play in a band called dark mourning, and so does The Devil's Rejects. If there are any beautiful women out here int

Booty Call Agreement
This booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really n

I'm Back!
We are back from our weekend get away to Orlando. We took the bike and left right after work on Saturday and rode to Orlando. The weather was beautiful... awesome ride!! We stayed at the TravelLodge, with a heated pool and jacuzzi... but the jacuzzi was FREEZING!!! We got up Sunday and did some shopping at the flea markets and then went to Old Town. Had a good time.. then we drove to Arabian Knights!!! A WONDERFUL show!!! We were seated in the front row and had VIP tickets, so we got to meet the stars and pet the horses before the show. We took some pictures and I will post them tonight when I download them off my camera! We rode home last night after the show and got home around 10 p.m. I went straight to bed.. lol.... Now I have alot of comments to make and pics to rate, so bear with me, it will take me a little while.....I'll be online more tonight, as I am working right now - well supposed to be, but I am on here.. LOL....

For All My Friends To Remember Women
Folks....Some new bits, some old bits, all good to consider > > Drinking Cold water after meal = Cancer! > > For those who like to drink cold water, this article > is applicable to you. > It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. > However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff > that you have just consumed. It > will slow down the digestion. > > Once this "sludge" reacted with the acid, it will > break down and be > absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid > food. It will line the intestine. > > Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to > cancer. > It is best to drink hot soup or warm after a meal. > > A serious note about heart attacks > > HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE": (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) > > Women should know that not every heart attack > symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. > Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. > > You may never have the first chest pain during the > course of a heart attack. > > Na

Go To Hell
New Hell fall like the rain in her heart damn her to your misery but fall from your self constructed pedestal and wallow in a new hell take the little wild and break her down to average fashionably brooding and tearstained lie in a pool of regret laced with the knowledge that you took her real

Everyone Stoned (here I Became A Hippie)
I worked as a teacher every morning, at 1:00 I got home from work and as I arrived home there were already many friends waiting for me to arrive, to turn on the music, to lite the candles and to open THE VIP. Parties were everyday, every night for those who attended they were some of the best times in their lives. ps. more pics will be posted in the future. under the blog History of Nirvana Rock-Cafe

A Woman Should Have...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one old love she can imagine going back to and one who reminds her how far she has come. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... something perfect to wear if the emplorer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a youth she is content to leave behind. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill and a black lace bra. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one friend who always makes her laugh and one who lets her cry. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a good piece of furniture not previously oned by anyone else in her family. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a feeli

Every Woman Should Know...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to fall in love without losing herself. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to quit a job, break up with a lover and confront a friend without ruining the friendship. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... when to try harder and when to walk away. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips or the nature of her parents. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that her childhoold may not have been perfect, but it's over. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she would and wouldn't do for love or money. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to live alone, even if she doesn't like it. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... whome she can trust, whom she can't and why she shouldn't take it personally. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... where to go, be it her best friend's kitchen table or a charming inn in the woods, when her soul needs soothing. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she can and can't accomplish in a day, a month and a yea

A Collection Of The Many Different Types Of Penis
The Excedrin Penis - it's ttthhhiiisss big The Snickers Penis - It satisfies your craving The Magnovox Penis - Smart.Very smart. The Life-Call Penis - It's fallen and it can't get up. The American Express Penis - Don't leave home without it. The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis - How many licks DOES it take...? The M&M Penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand. The Lucky Charms Penis - They are magically delicious. The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going. The Right Guard Penis - Anything less is uncivilised. The Campbell's Soup Penis - Mmmm mmmm good The McDonald's Penis - Over 8 billion served. The Tombstone Penis - What would you like on yours? The Ragu Penis - Comes out chunkier than the rest. The Cobain Penis - It blows itself away. The All-State Penis - You're in good hands. The 7-Up Penis - The un-penis. The Bud Lite Penis - Great taste, less filling. The Barq's Penis - The one with bite. The Beef Penis - It's what's for dinner. The Transformer Penis - It's m

Man Law
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fac

Question Thingy
Odd Facts about ME DO YOU SNORE?: sometimes...if i have a cold LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:Both... WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:People Who Drool.... AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:Oh Hellz Yeah!!!...i still am when my lil nephew aint lookin i steal his legos...hehehe WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:Its Annoying.... DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yep WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: yeah & im still effin cute!!!...if not ,CUTER! WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:All The Time...I Sing The Phantom Of THe Opera" Songs.. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:no....and i wont,sorry ANY SECRET TALENTS?:i can blow spit bubbles.... WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:Someplace Where Theres Moutains HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:ew...no HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:yesssss duh who hasnt DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE: as long as i dont turn neon green or some weird shit like dat.... HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TO

Oh Really
i find it disturbing that I get en email from the LC that i have a disturbing Photo and it is adult-WTF someone reported it. uh yea sure- i have seen men with their memebers out...and holding it...but my cheeks are just horrible i guess! jesus! im mad

Fair Maiden Album Opening
Let it be know that the Fair Maiden Album is now Finish and will be open to all to Rate and Comment at midnight tonight 10-17-06 CST. First I would like to thank Dave for the Great Job he did putting everything together...( Dave you are the Best and we couldn't have done it without you, Thank you for all your help ). Next , I would like to thank all the Ladies who let M'Lady Tina , Princess Dayna , and Myself put you in the Album......( Thank you Ladies You all look lovely ) If your not sure you had your picture put into this Album please stop by and check , rate and comment. Again , Thanks to everyone who had a hand in this. Sign , Sir Forrest aka White Knight White Knight@ LostCherry

Scary Time Coming...
I know many Arabs, college friends of mine. Many of them are like us and want to "live and let live." However, even these otherwise fine people think our Christian ethics is weak and stupid. They think the concept of "turning the other cheek" is weakness. I tried explaining, "it is a concept of tolerance, but if the person continues to hit you, you are then entitled to smash him back!" Their condescending smiles proved to me that the concept of "the Strong Horse," is all they care about. Tolerance is considered weakness! I hope every democrat in the world will read this entire email. If you will close your mouth, even if you are a true pacifist, and let the military do its job, we could end this war against terrorism quickly. President Bush was willing to win, win quickly, and win big as the Military Strong Horse is able to do. However, the liberal democratic response has slowed down the military efforts, it has encouraged the Moslem terrorists to continue, even though they a

A Good Observation, Taken From A Bullitin
You can always tell who is guilty of the aforementioned crime, by what comments they leave on the bullitin, anyone else notice that? It's funny. Anyway, I totally agree with this, it is totally annoying, and if people I know continously do misleading topics, I stop reading their bullitins altogether.. -------------------------------------------------- orginal message: Goddamnit I'm getting sick of these fucking bulletins that say shit like "I'm having a baby" and "See my titties now" or some such other shit when that's not the bulletin message! Check this out, your REAL friends will read & respond to a bulletin if you just put a title on it that matches the damn message. If it's you wanting to help your friend lvl up, say so. Or if you want someone to check one page or another put it in the title. Quit being so fucking misleading! That's the ONLY reason I check EVERY fucking bulletin is because I never know what's ACTUALLY posted by reading the title. Fuckin' knock that shit off

Look At Me.
I'm so horny and lonely that I will devote an entire blog entry to it. Ok, just kidding. I'm not really lonely. To be lonely would require me actually wanting human interaction. Bwahahahaha. Imagine that. Although.... perhaps one could interpret this entry as a cleverly masked attempt to get the very interaction I claim to hate. Hm. Nope. I still hate you all. Mostly.

Doing A Little Housecleaning...
....have you visited my page lately, and you are absent on the lists that you were on? No worries, I have cleaned them out, so only the people that actually talk to me are present. All you have to do is to talk with me for awhile(and not for just a day).....i am not here to 'collect' friends', but do want to make real ones.. NOTE: VERY IMPORTANT.. read the profile first!!! I repat: Very Important!!! I will be doing my cleaning out in the next day or two.. Thank you for your time, and I will talk to you later!!

Its Hard To Type With Wet Nails
Felix is going to get snippy snipped today. Weve been fighting like mad and I told him he better make sure he doesnt want kids with anyone else before we go in there. He still wants to go. I figure its gonna be good for him while dating...being able to tell chicks he cant get them pregnant...he'll prolly not use a condom then and get dick rot or something... bummer. Not much happening, devons actually chilling in his swing, I painted my nails and Im almost out of vicodin..eep. Hope everyone had a good weekend! :)

The Law Is The Law !
THE LAW IS THE LAW ! This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments"are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its e mployees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which

My Friend Mrrunt2u
I am writing this blog to express my greatest thanx to someone for the first time in my life a perfect stranger at first, a friend on Lost Cherry. This gentleman took it in his own mind to make a pic of me and my family together in a way that shows awsome work, a unique pic that I will cherish. I just wanted to show my gratification to this man. Thank you so much mrrunt2u. This has really brightened not only my day but touched me in my current state of depression and has made me happy. Thanx again so much mrrunt2u. A very thoughtful individual. You made a mother feel proud and appreciated.

Mother And Daughter
Mother and Daughter Recently while I was on a business trip for a few days I had what was a rather unexpected but delightful experience. I was staying in one of the new suite hotels and was traveling alone planning on spending my time at company meetings and watching tv in my room. I went down to the lobby to get a drink as the hotel offered free cocktails between 5:00 and 7:00. As I had little to do and knew not a soul I began to wander around the lobby watching the people as they milled around and socialized. The Lobby was quite crowded and it took me a while to find a place to sit but eventually I sat down at a table somewhat removed from the main activity and quietly sat back with my drink pondering my dinner options. After a short while two women came up to my table and asked if they could join me as there were no other tables available. The first was an woman was about my age 40 and was trim and wore a skirt jacket and blouse and looked like a business professiona

Angels
There's been alot of talk about angels these days and about all the things people say they can do. It's not always easy to know what to believe but it certainly would be nice to have a few angels in our lives. I picture them as being near us day and night and especially whenever life seems trying and difficult. I to like think that angels are taking special care of you always you may not see them but they are there. I hope that you can feel their gentle hand upon your shoulder day and night. I have a lil boy who is my angel he is what gives me momentum to cary on even when my life seems like its shambles. When my husbands sick and in the hospital my little boy sits beside me and gives me a soft hand and shoulder to cry on just because he is not present in mind body and soul he is there I just cant see him but I can feel the minute he walks into the room. Yeah you can call me crazy but I feel a sense of his presence when he is beside me. To my son I miss you lil man

Office Lunch
Office Lunch We had been seeing each other for some time now. I should say, literally, seeing, as it was as harmless as that. I was deeply and passionately in love with Sandy, but she, alas was married. Although she knew how I felt, for many months now we had just been having casual lunches. A while back we would go out to various parks and have nice comfortable talks. I enjoyed several foot massages and some hand massaging to release tension. Once I even massaged her back. And several time we shared a most delightful, but chaste and platonic hug. We both knew that there was more to our feeling than these "encounters" and we each, in our own way, hungered for more. But we were loyal, at least, physically loyal. The an unfortunate happenstance caused us to forgo our "outings." We were forced to limit ourselves to the local office grounds. But one day when we had a date planned, and we both needed it very much (the mental alleviation we each felt at sharing these few moments was mon

Adventures With Merkader And Dunkelzahn (work In Progress)
"Hello, Sir! I am Merkader." The short child looking man extends his little hand in greeting. "Well met, Merkader. I be Conner Destron, and a pleasure tis indeed to greet you to our little home here." says the huge half-ogre as he extends a finger to your little hand for a returned greeting. Merkader grips the half ogre finger in greeting shaking the ogre vigorously. How on earth is this little man so strong? "Well meet, well meet!" The other patrons here have grabbed their coin purses and leaped out of the way of the tiny halfling. "Is that one of your hard fought baubles?" Merakder now plays with like a toy right in front of Conner Conner chuckles as he offers to trade Merkander a lovely Wand of Wonder with at least three more charges left in it for his other possessions that the kender has apparently borrowed. Quickly grabbing the wand from his hand, a plethora of items the small halfling must have had hidden in his sleeves and other places, pour out at Co

Crappy Days Make Me Not Feel Good
I don't know if it's the rain and cold or what but just do not feel good today. I just wanna lay in bed and cuddle up but of course I can't. Scott is sick too so maybe that has something to do with it lol that punk. I don't know hes a great guy tho. BLAH I wish I felt better I'm all cold and my head hurts soooo bad. I hate it when it's cold I just get sick all the time. OK well some good news is I slept all night for the first time in 8months. It was the first time Nicholas slept threw the night. It was great. Well I don't have too much to day right maybe later tonight I will. I just need some lovin's ~pouts~

Twister
So I was twisting my nipples in circles, because that's what people do these days, when all of a sudden a secret door opened up in my stomach and a little man came out and kicked me in the nuts. So I squished him. I think his name was Bob. That is what his Wal-Mart nametag said anyway.

Halloween Party
I am having a halloween party and I need fun party ideas! Games, costumes, decorations etc. Its a costume required party, so we bought makeup and if ppl choose not to wear a costume, we'll make them one. =) There will be drinking, so any alcoholic games are cool as well. Ideas! If you are near by and wanna come, drop me a line as well!

You've Been Tagged
I was chosen by Autobohms...Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: 1)Extreme attraction to metal heads with long hair who are over rated. 2)Like breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast. 3)Collect zombie movies even though they scare the shit out of me. 4)Speak fluent Russian while being spanked naked in the rain. 5)Can kick a pee off a total strangers head while doing a shot standing on a bar stool 6) Finally, I am uninhibited Now, my choices of freinds: Lunafae, alex, jth1206kp, clif, cricket, Angel Di Mezzanotte

Memories Of Childhood
We were in Oklahoma a little after 3am Randy, his brother Bob and my old GMC. We had some moonshine whisky and some of Bob's homegrown. We were so messed up we didn't know if we were drunk or stoned. Randy was a sad-sack, tall kinda frail; Bob was a raving maniac, crazier than hell. They been kicked out of high school several years ago for pushin over port-a-cans at the 4-H rodeo. Since then they've done their little dance right outside the law they were popped twice in Austin Texas, once in Arkansas. I don't know what possessed me to want to tag along, cause I was raised a Christian and I knew right from wrong. We stole two Charolais heifers from Randy's sweetheart's paw and sold them at the livestock sale outside of Wichita. We got $900 and never did suspect the world of hurt we'd be in once we cashed that check. Next day we heard the story on the local radio and made our plans that very night to go to Mexico. I swear we would have made it if it wasn't for that shine. I got sick

Crazy
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that phase. Even your emotions had an echo In so much space And when you're out there Without care, Yeah, I was out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't know enough I just knew too much Does that make me crazy Does that make me crazy Does that make me crazy Probably And I hope that you are having the time of your life But think twice, that's my only advice Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, Ha ha ha bless your soul You really think you're in control Well, I think you're crazy I think you're crazy I think you're crazy Just like me My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun And it's no coincidence I've come And I can die when I'm done Maybe I'm craz

In Your Prayers!
A dear friend of mine has an uncle that had surgery today to remove two tumors. Please ask a special prayer for him and his family. Stop by his profile and wish him the best. Lets see what the power of Love can really do. I AM A PROUD FATHER! Taste of Heaven@ LostCherry This one is of the Uncle who needs the prayers for strength also. GeminiTwin1@ LostCherry

Fuck
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Tagged
I was tagged by blackroses. heres the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1.Im stuck in the 80's! 2. i hate needles, but crave to get inked! 3. i run like a duck! 4. i shot my self in the ass with a 22. (dont ask) 5. i live to watch the TV show Cops! 6. to me there is no other team then the blackhawks, and the sox!

Good Lc Friends
Here are a some of my good friends that love to give LC love so please feel free to do the same to them. If you need good LC love go to there site and Do the following..... RATE THEM ADD THEM BECOME FANS BOMB THERE PAGES THE BIG BAD WOLF@ LostCherry Tazzy@ LostCherry FéLoN¥ ™@ LostCherry ♥ Cherokee Redhead ♥@ LostCherry ¢ÓLÏ(v)Ï¨¢¢Ó¢â@ LostCherry When you--♠~~Ðrink~of~£ifes~ßlooÐ~~♠You will be mine forever...an eternity@ LostCherry ~~§8ens Lil Helper~~@ LostCherry

Dont Drink And Drive
people we have to stop the drinking and driving. My friend in florida was killed friday night cuz and asshole couldnt have someone esle drive. he had two other people in his truck his g/f and his friend. He was doing about 100mph when he hit my friend head on killing her instantly and killing his girlfriend hima nd his buddy lived. His buddy told him to slow down but he didnt. My friend was a beautiful girl with a good heart she would always come down to my mothers app. underneth her b/f house and visit with my kids. she treated them like they were her own and she would do anything for any one but now her life ended shortly cuz someone couldnt call a taxi or have someone else drive home

Lalalalala
Why, do you always do this to me? Why, couldn't you just see through me? How come, you act like this Like you just don't care at all Do you expect me to believe I was the only one to fall? I can feel, I can feel you near me, even though you're far away I can feel, I can feel you baby, why It's not supposed to feel this way I need you, I need you More and more each day It's not supposed to hurt this way I need you, I need you, I need you Tell me, are you and me still together? Tell me, do you think we could last forever? Tell me, why Hey, listen to what we're not saying Let's play, a different game than what we're playing Try, to look at me and really see my heart Do you expect me to believe I'm gonna let us fall apart? I can feel, I can feel you near me, even when you're far away I can feel, I can feel you baby, why It's not supposed to feel this way I need you, I need you More and more each day It's not supposed to hurt this way I need you, I need yo

So How Did I Get Here?
I was looking through the referral logs on my web server and found someone hotlinking one of the pictures in my images directory, probably found through a google search. I couldn't see what it was they were linking, or who was using it without signing up, so... here I am, and I was up till almost 4am it's so addicting. I had no idea a place this cool even existed. You think you've seen everything on the web and then discover a corner you'd never even heard of. Amazing.

6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children!
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a large mammal, it's throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reinterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". 2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each childs work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied "I am drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But know one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." 3. A Sund

Vooodooo Dick
VOOODOOOO DICK There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except.... and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'vood

Things About Me
I was tagged by Metalmania321. Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1. I'm stuck in the 80's! 2. I love long hair on men, but hate too much hair on their bodies. 3. I'm hooked on watching Dog the Bounty Hunter and cops...gotta love em. 4. I get extremely giddy and silly when I'm overtired. 5. I'm too stubborn for my own good. 6. I'm very sentimental and a hopeless romantic.

A Wonderful Poem
THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE PRAYER FOR PEACE © By Kimberly Bennett RED IS FOR BLOOD SHED FROM OUR SLAIN SOLDIERS AND NOT FOR THEM ALONE...FOR THE POW'S AND THOSE MISSING IN ACTION, WHO NEVER MADE IT HOME. I LIGHT THIS CANDLE IN YOUR HONOR, TO KEEP YOUR MEMORY ALIVE. I WON'T FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE...YOU LAID DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR MINE. WHITE IS THE SYMBOL FOR INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO'VE DIED AT THE HANDS OF WAR. A HIGH COST OF FREEDOM UNWILLINGLY PAID, THAT'S WHAT THIS CANDLE'S FOR. SO PRAY FOR THOSE WHOSE LIVES WERE LOST AND ONES THAT COULD BE SAVED...HEAVENLY FATHER PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN AND KEEP THEM FROM HARM'S WAY. BLUE REPRESENTS COURAGE FROM OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN, THAT MAY BE CALLED TO WAR. THEY'LL FIGHT FOR OUR FUTURE, OUR FREEDOM AND CHILDREN, FROM LAND, AIR, SEA AND SHORE. SO LIGHT A CANDLE IN A SOLDIER'S NAME, AND TO GOD OUR FATHER PRAY.. PLEASE GUIDE AND PROTECT OUR BELOVED TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. LIGHT THESE CANDLES AND SAY A PRAYER, THAT HATE AND WAR M

Life
Life as Baseball © By Shannon M. Daley Life is a game of baseball, It'll throw you for a curve, Sometimes you may trip and fall, But you'll get what you deserve. When you step up to the plate, You don't know at which you'll swing, But for all you know, It may not mean a thing. You might end with a walk, Or maybe you'll get a run, You may not end, Until you're back where you begun.

Cause And Effect
Cause and Effect somewhere in the space between our blessing turned to a curse love to hate focus to fear so now you send others to see if i'm alive to read of my pain to see what you've done burn as i do for your decisions wake tomorrow and see the scars

Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Woman During An Argument .
Subject: Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Woman During An Argument . THE CAPS ARE MY 2 CENTS, BUDDY C. 10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?" SHHHHH AN GO MAKE ME A SAND-MISH! 9. "Oooh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off." COME GIVE ME A KISS, HAHAHA 8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread." SECRETARY BUTT! LOL, 7. "Waaait a minute ... I get it ... what time of the month is it?" OH THAT'S NOT GOOD, I'VE DONE THAT!! OUCH! 6. "Are you sure you don't want to consult the 'Great Oprah' on this one?" OPRAH SUCKS, TELL HER TO CONSULT HER MOM!!! 5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked." HAPPY OR MAD I'LL PICTURE U NAKED, LMAO 4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on." THAT IS SO ME!!!!! GO STEELERS!!!! 3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." MAYBE THREE BOWLS! 2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?" OR TXT ME!!! THAT HAPPENS ALL THE FLIPPIN TIME! LOL AND THE NUMB

I Need A........
I need a drink for all of my troubles i need a shrink to tell how i feel and i need me one fo them suga daddies to come pay all ma bills! i need a man to give me some lovin so i can stop bein so uptight now i hit the club i might need me one to make everything alright! Today's been one of them bad days so much drama that it just got me frustated i got ma baby daddy talkin to me side ways i gotta stack of bills sittin that i aint paid i got ma mama always trippin on my case i feel like packin up and rollin down the highway i need a laid back perfect type get away ma friends wanna hit the club, and they cant pay! so much drama sumtimes it makes me wonder how i keep from goin under so im hittin the club with ma gurls just to keep ma head up I need a drink for all of my troubles i need a shrink to tell how i feel and i need me one fo them suga daddies to come pay all ma bills! i need a man to give me some lovin so i can stop bein so uptight now i hit the club i m

Lost Feelings
have you ever felt like something was missing... and you dont know what it is.... and when it comes around you miss it.... and you realize it later and then just start to break down and cry... if you know who this feels... comment me and let me know!

Daddy's Poem (repost)
Daddy's Poem > > Her hair was up in a pony tail, > her favorite dress tied with a bow. > Today was Daddy's Day at school, > and she couldn't wait to go. > > But her mommy tried to tell her, > that she probably should stay home. > Why the kids might not understand, > if she went to school alone. > > But she was not afraid; > she knew just what to say. > What to tell her classmates > of why he wasn't there today. > > But still her mother worried, > for her to face this day alone. > And that was why once again, > she tried to keep her daughter home. > > But the little girl went to school > eager to tell them all. > About a dad she never sees > a dad who never calls. > > There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. > Children squirming impatiently, > anxious in their seats > > One by one the teacher called > a student from the class. > To introduce their daddy, > as seconds slowly passed. > > At last the teacher called her name, > ev

More Aimless Ranting By The Striped One.
Ugh… I know, another rant by the striped one, but as usual something has really pissed me off. I don’t write about happy things. I haven’t quite figured out why yet, but I just don’t. I don’t write about my back injury being completely healed, being stronger and bigger than I was before I hurt myself or even about , um, well whatever else positive is happening to me. I use this forum to rant about things that bug me. What makes someone who is attractive think the world owes them something? Yes, being single and on the prowl I tend to perpetuate this. My job does require some contact with people and I will tend to go out of my way to do things for someone who is more aesthetically pleasing that someone who may not be so fortunate. I still try and figure out why I do this. It’s not like I stand a snowballs chance in Sao Paulo with this fair haired hottie that needs the simplest task completed, but does not seem to be able to complete on her own. But all the same, I still tend to bend

Tag
I was tagged by Al1. heres the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1) I'm a weather nutcase. 2) I'm just a little car crazy 3) I live on my computer at home and work. 4) Addicted to LC about 5 hrs a day! 5) Addicted to trying new things at restaurants. 6) Can't make up my mind whether I'm hot or cold...lol

Another Iffy Convo
ehab: hey ->ehab: hey no offense or bad feelings, im sure you're not a bad man. ->ehab: You have to understand that there a re very sick people here I have to be VERY careful ehab: ok ehab: i'm not During the "shouting" IM'ing was going on as follows: jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:51:17 PM): hi Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:51:37 PM): Hello there, how are things in your part of the world jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:52:26 PM): frist thanks for ur add Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:52:32 PM): same to you jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:52:56 PM): whre u from Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:54:43 PM): you sound foriegn, yes? jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:55:01 PM): can i see u please Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:55:27 PM): can u see me? Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:55:56 PM): seems forward doesn't it... jion mechal (10/15/2006 7:56:23 PM): do u have cam i mean Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:57:15 PM): yeah no. Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:57:19 PM): I must go now. Emma Zombie (10/15/2006 7:57:28 PM): GoodNi

Poetry Of Pain... I Guess
just.. in one days time.. well, almost 2, life changes drastically .. and all you want to do, is sit and cry, but because of other obstacles, you cant shed a tear..... .... you can only cry inside.

Please , I Don't Understand!!
Okay, I dont know about you; but I am sick and tired of all these women showing for their goods. Do you think that the men won't like you if you aren't dressed. I am sorry!The guys that talk to you women are just wanting a piece of ass. Cover yourselves up alittle more and let the men work to see you naked. Always keep them guessing. Thank you , just sharing my thoughts. Peace and Blessed Be

Let's Just Set The Record Straight
To whom it may concern, Just because I posted a blog complaining about the current status of my love life DID NOT mean I was implying that I wanted people to start trying to cyber with me through SHOUTBOX. I really appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not in the mood. Also to those of you using Yahoo!... Don't add me to your friends list just to cyber either. If you're serious about communicating with me be human about it. I'm not hard up and I don't want *that* kind of attention. :-} -Robert

What Is You're Secret Name?
You scored as Juliette. Your name is Juliette, which means : Youthful or Smiling Face. You love the pleasures found in childhood, and want to experience them forever! You know how to laugh, and how to make others comfortable around you. Your smile is sweet and alluring, as well as enticing and mysterious. People look into your eyes and see something they all want, but cannot get. You will never run out of laughter or smiles. ( Do you have dimples? ) keep living life to the fullest! Juliette100%Anastasia92%Rosamond92%Felicia75%Ida75%Sylvia71%Doloress54%Euphemia38%What Is Your Secret Name ( girls only )created with QuizFarm.com

Tag Your It!
~I WAS TAGGED By Amourette~ Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: 1. I laugh like a kookaburra and some say dolphin. 2. I like to eat Hot McDonalds or Hungry Jacks Chips with Soft Serve Icecream. 3. I wiggle in my sleep. (so my hubby says) 4. If I could I would drink enough tea to sink a battle ship. I'm a confessed tea-aholic lol 5. I'm a mint sauce freak there are only a few things I dont have with mint sauce (sweets excluded of course) 6. I have a winnie the pooh addiction. IM TAGGING: TheZedster missymouse jess ~Blood Angel~ ANEWLEVELXXX ~Scorpgrrl420~

I Got Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I sort candy before I eat it. 2. You can tell my mood by the state of my apartment. Really filthy? I'm depressed. Clean? I'm happy! 3. I have to cover my walls with posters and such. Blank walls make me think I'm in a hospital. 4. I eat almost constantly, and love a good salad just as much as a candy bar. 5. I collect CDs, stones, dragonfly stuff, Pagan-oriented books, candles, Halloween stuff, plastic bubbles from vending machines, eyeliner, fuzzy posters, colorful socks... uh... 6. I take pictures of everything and write in my journal constantly because I have a terrible memory. Umm... I'm tagging six of you... not listing, so

What Color Is Your Heart?
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are.Blue93%Yellow71%White64%Black61%Pink54%Orange46%Purple39%Red21%Green14%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com

Mom Busted
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing). One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the next time they said that they were going to go upstairs he very cautiously followed them. He peeked in through the crack in the door and whispered, "Hey Andrew, come look at this. Guess what the woman who told us never to suck our thumbs is sucking?!"

The Rodeo Song....... Tis Song Cracks Me Up
THE RODEO SONG (Gaye DeLorme) Showdown - 1980 Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo It's Allemande left and Allemande right Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo And it's Allemande left

Why?
Why is it that we look at each other with eyes of mistrust and disgust, merely because we are ignorant of the path of anpthers existance? Who are we to judge each other, when we are obviously not in a position to judge. As we see others, they also see us. For every part of another that we find distainful, someone feels the same toward us. Is it not better to accept each other, and be open to listen to, and truly HEAR their beliefs and their phiosophies before passing judgement. None of us is so superior to another that we can afford to be closed minded and egotistical enough to believe that we are any better than the person walking barefoot in ragged clothes, homeless...beside us

Thanksgiving Turkey
Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey. then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys lay Eggs! Yes, my

Slave Application
SLAVE APPLICATION NAME: AGE: LIKES: DISLIKES: BRIEF DESCRIPTION: FEARS (be specific): WHAT ARE YOU WILL TO DO: HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER: BLINDFOLD OR GAG? WHIPS OR CHAINS? HANDCUFFS OR ROPE? KNIVES OR RAZORBLADES? CANDLEWAX OR EDIBLES?

Monday 10-16-06
HELLO ALL MY CHERRY PALS, WELL MY BLOG FOR TODAY IS AS FOLLOWS I WORK A 12 HOUR DAY ONLY TO COME HOME TO FIND OUT A SUPPOSED TO BE FRIEND STABBED ME AND HUBBY IN THE BACK GO FIGURE GUESS YOU CANT ALWAYS TRUST EVERYONE YOU TALK TO BUT STUFF HAPPENS RIGHT RIGHT WORK WENT WELL HUBBY MADE A GREAT DINNER AND NOW HERE I AM ONLINE WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO RANDY CALLED TO TALK TO ME AND PARKER TONIGHT FOR A BIT LIKE HE NORMALLY DOES EVERY NIGHT LMAO HE WUVS US VERY VERY MUCH HOPE TOMORROW GOES WELL I ONLY WORK 4 HOURS TOMORROW WHEWWWWWW NO DOUBLE TODAY I WAS OPEN TO CLOSE WELL ALL OFF TO BED SEE YA TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A ANGEL

You're Getting Sleepy ... Sleeeepy ...
Up kinda late. I'm suffering from serious writer's block - I haven't been able to produce a damn thing all day in the way of an article. I already know what to write for Britannia!, but that will take a little research and some screenshots. For AC, I haven't a clue. I started a piece on Halloween, but since I'm not a kid anymore the list of reasons why I like the holiday seem to be getting rather short. I like little kids in costumes at the door. I like cheesy monster movies (LOTS of them on the TV in the next weeks). I like the haunted decor you can plaster your room with. I thought about touching on the dark stuff inside us all, the 'inner' reason we all like Halloween. Meh, it's been done to death (pardon the pun). I'll think on it.

Your Peek
I welcome u I welcome u with open arms long enough to touch u in spots that u crave to be felt. See I will be the release that awakens u to your peek. Then I will carry u over until u spill for me in splashes. And I will hold u Soft but firm and close to me So close to me that my flames will jump inbetween your kisses Then I will swollow u... like you're the connection to my life or death My tongue will flicker inbetween each heartbeat to increase your lust. See we are in tune I will touch u with hands that don't have palms but they know your curves I will trace u... with the outlining of my erection Then i will cum not before u or after u but with u So that we will melt into each other like pleasure is suppose to Then i will wait for u... to tell me what u need from me And I will stand in two places if need be to make sure your needs are met And if u only need for me to just rest I just ask that u allow me to look into your eyes so my dreams will know I am not will

23
Ahh Today is my 23rd birthday...I think I'm starting to dislike birthdays more and more..lol nothing even plan for the day. Mom will bake a cake..yay..she's always wants to give more then she can. Also this happens to be my first ever blog on lost cherry...go me...tho really not like theres much to look forward to reading in my blogs..just my random thoughts from time to time...yay...