A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Humanbeings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A girl raises her hand. " I had a kitty who stuttered once." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stoires could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well, I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweilerwho loves next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!!" "that must have been scary," the teacher said. "it sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'FFFFF, FFFFFF, FFFFFF' and before he could say "fuck" the rottweiler ate him!
