OH MY GOD YOUR READING THIS!! YOUR ONE OF ONLY 4 PEOPLE WHO IS GOING TO READ THIS, BUT YOU NEED TO HELP ME. I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE UNDER A TRAILER IN SOUTH CAROLINA BY A BAND OF RABID LOST CHERRY VETERANS. APPARENTLY I MADE FUN OF ONE OR MORE OF THIER GROUPS AND NOW THEY ARE PISSING. THEY HAVE BEATEN ME HORRIBLY WITH FOUR DAY OLD SOCKS, AND ARE FORCING ME TO LISTEN TO INSANE CLOWN POSSE. THE SOUND AND SMELLS ARE HORRIBLE. THEY SIT AROUND UP STAIRS ALL DAY POSING HALF NEKKID IN THIER THONGS AND WWIFE BEATERS, POSING ON TOILETS, BENT OVER COUNTER, IN FRONT OF HUGE MIRRORS, AND WORST OF ALL TOP DOWN SHOTS OF THIER FACES WITH WEBCAMS!! I AM ONLY HUMAN AND CAN TAKE ONLY ONE MORE CHERRY BLAST BEFORE I CHEW THROUGH MY WRISTS INTO SWEET SWEET NOTHINGNESS. CALL THE POLICE, CALL BABY JESUS, CALL JERRY SPRINGER!! JUST PLEASE HELP. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. STILL NAKED....
