Fubar Blog Posts 3

Dawn Out Loving Mother
Dawn Our Loving Mother Mom's smiles can brighten any moment, Mom's hugs put joy in all our days, Mom's love will stay with us forever and touch our lives in precious ways... The values you've taught, the care you've given, and the wonderful love you've shown, have enriched my life in more ways than I can count. Her love is like an island In life's ocean, vast and wide A peaceful, quiet shelter From the wind, the rain, the tide. 'Tis bound on the north by Hope, By Patience on the West, By tender Counsel on the South And on the East by Rest. Above it like a beacon light Shine Faith, and Truth, and Prayer; And thro' the changing scenes of life I find a haven there. Your cry pierced the morning silence All I heard was you. I blocked out the sounds, I blocked out the sights. I see only you. Your tiny hand grips my finger Our eyes meet An instant bond is formed Your smell swirls around my head I begin to wipe off your body Your hair fresh to

Very Short Story
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, "PIG!" Man yells out window, "B I T C H!" Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.

Chili Soup
Prep & Cooking Time: 35 min. Yield: 4 servings Serving Size: 7.000 ounces 4 oz mexican cheese (queso anejo) 1 Tbsp chili powder 1 cup chopped celery, very small pieces 1 medium onion, chopped 1-3/4 cup red kidney beans 1 cup canned, fat free beef broth 6 oz canned, red tomatoes, diced Directions: 1. Mix all ingredients except cheese in a saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce to a low setting and simmer for 20 minutes 2. Using a ladel, portion the soup into individual bowls and top with the mexican cheese Nutrition Facts Per 7.000 ounces Total Calories: 171 Carbohydrates: 21.84 g Total Fat: 5.19 g Protein: 10.55 g Sat Fat: 2.95 g Fiber: 6.74 g Cholesterol: 16 mg Sodium: 391 mg Diabetic exchange: Meat: 1.500 Fat: 0.600 Vegetable: 1.000 Milk: 0.100

Italian-style Chicken Breasts
2 eggs, slightly beaten 1/2 cup seasoned bread crumbs 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese 1 can tomato sauce 1 tsp. Italian seasoning 1/4 tsp. garlic powder Dip chicken breasts in eggs, then crumb mixture. To make the crumb mixture, combine the bread crumbs and the Parmesan cheese. Microwave in 1 1/2 quart casserole, loosely covered with wax paper, for 5 minutes. Turn over and cover with sauce. To make the sauce, combine the tomato sauce, Italian seasoning and garlic powder. Put over top of chicken; cover loosely and cook for 4 minutes. Place slices of Mozzarella cheese on each chicken breast and cook 2 minutes. Let stand 3 to 4 minutes, covered

Hehehehehe
What is your Sexual Obituary? Filled with laughter, angela died while in the sack with their lover, The men's olympic team.angela will be terribly missed by The orphans down the block. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Teriyaki Flank Steak
Prep & Cooking Time: 20 min. Yield: 6 servings Serving Size: 3.000 ounce(s) 1 Tbsp ground ginger 3 cloves garlic 1-1/2 pounds flank steak, trimmed of all visible fat 1/4 cup sherry 1/2 cup low-sodium soy sauce 2 Tbsp brown sugar Directions: Combine all ingredients in a baking dish and mix thoroughly. Marinate steak for eight hours in the refrigerator. Preheat broiler. Place meat in broiling pan and broil 4 to 6 inches (10.6 to 15.2 cm) from heat for 5 minutes on each side. Remove from heat and let stand for 5 minutes. Slice thinly across the grain and serve. Nutrition Facts Per 3.000 ounce(s) Total Calories: 198 Carbohydrates: 4.04 g Total Fat: 7.55 g Protein: 25.51 g Sat Fat: 3.13 g Fiber: 0.12 g Cholesterol: 50 mg Sodium: 229 mg Diabetic exchange: Starch: 0.330 Meat: 3.000

What Exactly Is Sexy??
What exactly is sexy?? I was outside walking my dog last night and there was a waif of a gal who had clearly just come back from the gym. She was smoking and chatting on the phone with someone saying that she weighs 114 which is the least she’s weighed since the 8th grade. She was probably 5’8”. She seemed really proud of her accomplishment. I started thinking about her and how proud she was for being so little. I also started thinking about myself. I wondered if little and skinny is in and is sexy. I wondered if I’m sexy. I’m not gonna lie, I’m a good 25 lbs over what I consider to be my ideal weight. Is sexy a number? A weight? A size? An age? Or is sexy a state of mind? Does sexy depend on the eye of the beholder? I’d like to think that it does. I’d like to think that men that have a deeper sense of life see that sexy is more than number on a label in a pair of pants or a bra. What do you think? Does sexy have a size and weight?

About A Man
Attn LADIES: About a man; when to work on it and when to walk away. LADIES: Whether you are in a relationship or have just met someone, you may be asking if your man is a reasonable catch. HE IS ACCOMPLISHED: Soon after meeting him, you will discover that he has appropriately achieved in at least one area of his life. If he went to college he now has a good job. If he inherited his parents' business, he has learned how to successfully manage it. His efforts continue to generate new opportunities, new skills, new challenges or new possessions. HE IS A STAND UP GUY: He says what he means and means what he says. And the words that he speaks are backed up by action that coincides. Even if he cannot give a guarantee, the relationship is always moving forward. Thus, you will never find yourself drunk-dialing at 2AM because you fear he is out with another girl. HE IS INTO YOU: It will feel reciprocal and mutual. Do you feel that what he gives is as valuable and meaningful as what

Kissable Or Fuckable
"KISSABLE or FUCKABLE?" Body: HEY! IF U THINK THAT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS IS "KISSABLE"or "FUCKABLE" THEN TELL THEM THROUGH A MESSAGE ... KEEP IT CONFIDENTIAL!!! - U WOULD BE SURPRISED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT U R FUCKABLE or KISSABLE. - THEN REPOST THIS IN 1 MIN OR NOBODY WILL EVER KISS/FUCK YOU FOR A YR! - AREN'T U A LITTLE CURIOUS? - HURRY AND RE-POST THIS WITH "KISSABLE or FUCKABLE?"

Creole Pork Chops
INGREDIENTS: * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil or shortening * 4 center-cut loin pork chops * 4 tablespoons flour, seasoned with salt, pepper, and paprika * 1 cup water or chicken broth * 1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1/4 cup thinly sliced green onion tops * 1/4 cup chopped celery * dash cayenne pepper * salt and pepper to taste * bay leaf PREPARATION: Heat oil in a heavy skillet over medium heat. Dredge pork chops in seasoned flour and brown both sides in the hot fat. Pour in 1 cup of water or broth; add remaining ingredients. Cover and simmer until pork is cooked through, about 15 to 20 minutes.Remove bay leaf. Serves 4.

If You See Me Crying
"IF YOU SEE ME CRYING" IF YOU SEE ME CRYING, PLEASE DON'T STAY. I DON'T WANT YOU, TO SEE ME THIS WAY. IF YOU SEE ME CRYING, DON'T ASK WHAT'S WRONG. IT JUST MEAN'S, MY PAIN'S NOT GONE. IF YOU SEE ME CRYING, DON'T BE SAD. I'M JUST OVER THE EDGE, I'VE FINALLY GONE MAD!!!! IF YOU SEE ME CRYING, PLEASE UNDERSTAND. IT'S ALL I'VE KNOWN, IT'S WHO I AM. IF YOU SEE ME CRYING, IT WILL NOT LAST. IF YOU SEE ME CRYING, JUST PLEASE DON'T ASK.... by:Paul A. 9-1-07

Pineapple Marinated Pork Chops Recipe
INGREDIENTS: * 6 pork chops * 1 can (20 ounces) pineapple chunks with juice * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 2 teaspoons soy sauce PREPARATION: Put pork chops in a plastic storage bag; mix remaining ingredients; pour over pork chops in bag. Seal bag and refrigerate overnight. Put in Crock Pot on low for 6 to 8 hours, or until done. These pork chops are also great on the grill. Serves 6.

Astral Candles Chart
ASTRAL CANDLES by Lady Bridget, © 1998 An astral candle is used in our tradition to represent a person, generally yourself, on the altar. It is used at Esbats to link your subconcious to the group's subconcious. Because the altar represents the subconcious mind, when you are doing work alone, the altar is your subconcious representation. But in a group, it represents the group mind, and so to link ourselves to that group mind, we light our astral candle and place it on the altar. It also signifies that we are here of our own free will, and we intend to fully participate in the coming ritual. TO MAKE AN ASTRAL CANDLE FOR THE ALTAR Referring to the table below, you will use a larger candle for the primary color as your base, and a smaller candle for the secondary color. You will carve your name, birthdate, symbol or sigil on the larger candle. You can use a "sacred toothpick" or your athame, or your boline, whatever your tradition or your own personal preferences dictate. Y

Samhain
Samhain Lore (October 31st) Samhain, (pronounced SOW-in, SAH-vin, or SAM-hayne) means "End of Summer", and is the third and final Harvest. The dark winter half of the year commences on this Sabbat. Samhain Introduction @ Lady Bridget 1996 Symbolism of Samhain: Third Harvest, the Dark Mysteries, Rebirth through Death. Samhain, the third of the Harvest Festivals, occurs when the Sun is aspected at 15 ° Scorpio. Traditionally, this has been celebrated on October 31st, but since the precession of the equinoxes this date now falls on or about Nov 5th most years. Since the October 31st date has been so popular for so long, there is a lot of Samhain energy associated with that date. So whether you choose to celebrate on Oct. 31st, or whether you choose the actual astrological date of Samhain, the energies will be there for you to tap into. Most groups now pick the nearest available weekend between these dates that best fits into their schedule. In agricultural cultures, this was

I
I wanna write. I have an itch in my hand that needs to be scratched. Ideas float in my head and don't settles. I have this feeling I need to do more. What? No Clue. Writing is special to me as is my Paganism. I am pagan yes, and I'm proud. Wiccas not bad its another religion. We don't worship the 'devil' as most think. We worship the Gods and Goddess and the Earth. Animals are Mother Earths children as we are.

Hey, We Get It Free...why Not Give It Freely?
Our work brings people face to face with love. --Mother Teresa Whether we are sowing a garden, tending the sick, role modeling for children, or climbing the corporate ladder, many opportunities are present for acting from a posture of love. Love is an attitude, one born from gratitude for all we have, all we are, and all we hope to be. We cultivate a loving outlook just as surely as we cultivate gardens and friendships. The guilt or shame we sometimes feel prompts us to remember those moments when we were faced with the choice to love but failed to love - those times we barked answers, scowled at someone special, slammed drawers and doors. Fortunately, we need not be perfect. Each moment promises us a new opportunity to choose love as our response to the many people and the changing events in our lives. Some decisions can be made once for all time. Using seat belts is such a decision. So is offering love to the world that greets us.

.uhm.k.
so. uhm. yeah. i left my phone in a pocket of my purse the past couple days...n i liked it there. i couldnt hear it beep... i couldnt hear it ring... *nod* im tired. im sweting. n i have to go grocery shopping cuz we're out of oh lets see....everything. tho i will say 'poor mans succotash' came out better than i expected last nite. what else...uhm.... yeah i got nothing.

History Channel
I told my husband yesterday "Baby, you know we are getting old 'cause we actually WANT to watch history." lol We all have made fun of or complained about how our grandparents or even parents are old 'cause they watch history on tv or read the news paper. Wierd how it's SOOO boring in school but you seemed glued to the tube later in life about the same stuff and you find yourself going, "I remember learning that in school." LOL Who agrees????

Frito Pie
This was a real favorite when I was a kid (yes, they had Fritos back then), and it still is. With the Frito-Lay Company being based in Dallas, this dish is about as Texan as you can get. 3 cups Fritos corn chips 3/4 cup chopped onion 1 cup grated cheddar cheese 2-1/2 cups chili (your favorite -- homemade, canned, whatever) Preheat oven to 350°F. Spread 2 cups of Fritos in a baking dish. Sprinkle half the onion and half the cheese over the Fritos. Pour the chili over the onion and cheese. Sprinkle the remaining Fritos, onion and cheese over the chili. Bake for 15 or 20 minutes and cheese is bubbly. Serve hot.

Good Night
What a day! Worked 12 long fuckings hours and on my way home a tooth ache hit !Could you imagine driving home which takes 27 min with a tooth ache from hell!! Ive taken 3 ibuprofens half a vicodin and tried to drown my mouth in vodka!Its what 11 pm and finally my pain has subsided! Anyways!!! Soo update on my HOUSE! I signed the papers today. Yep during my tooth ache! We get to move in on the 8th! I'm sooo excited... Anyhoo! Sorry i haven't been around! I'm a working mom now! But i should try to get some rest while i can. I have to work again tomorrow.. Bright and early 7 am :| Ill be off Tuesday-Friday.. But will be packing up my house! Tight hugs and Wet kisses! Jen

In Our Dreams
Dreams are always in a rainbow, But never quite what they seem. Won't it be a dream come true, if we could live our lives in our dreams? No shattered hearts, nor broken lives, nor painful memories filled with cries. For in our dreams we shine and glow, Shapely bodies and Minds that grow. The purest love and deepest feelings, Romantic nights and candlelit evenings. For if we could live in our dreams, then life would be a living breeze. But as we embark in our dreams, the fire of reality burns through the seams. And as the raging fire dies, we find our dreams the ashes of our life...

#10 9/03 - 9/09
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Bay Leaves Wish Spell
The bay leaf possesses powerful magical properties for granting wishes. Bay leaves can be found at your local super market or here at Akashan Pathways. You will need 3 bay leaves to perform this simple but effective wishing spell. When the moon is "New" write your wish out on a piece of paper. Fold the paper into thirds and place 3 bay leaves inside, visualizing your wish coming true. Now fold the paper into thirds once again and hide it away in a dark place. Keep visualizing your wish coming true as you do this. Once the wish is granted, the paper should be burned as a thank you. Never tell anyone your wish, as soon you tell someone it will negate the magic

Dream 2 Of 4
So, after a long day of work, you come home to find me cooking an nice hot meal. You walk up behind me, and put your arms around me. Kiss the back of my neck and run your hands up and down my body. I turn around and put my arms around you, and kiss your sweet lips. We would continue on kissing and touching and rubbing each other for a while. While we are kissing you start to remove my clothes one piece at a time. while I do the same. Once you have me in my underwear you remove my bra and start sucking and kissing my tits and nipples. I can feel myself getting hot and wet, and start to rub your dick gently with my hands. I pull you up for another kiss and I work my way to my knees. Nibbling your inner thigh, and then licking it up your balls and your now throbbing shaft of your hard dick. I would wrap my lips around the head and start sucking you running my tongue along the shaft as I go. Then you stand me up, sit me on the kitchen counter and start licking my hot sweet pussy

Press Release On Suzanne Gorman Ny Rocks Tv
Suzanne Gorman will be singing her 9-11 song "We'll Remember" on New York Rocks TV - A Tribute To 9-11 WE'LL REMEMBER This song was originally written as a tribute with lyrics expressing the American heart as every American witnessed the devastation on 9-11 at our front door. It follows our soldiers into battle to help us all see what we need to remember. It is in the quiet times, after the battles, when the world is not under siege, when we've lost those who fought in the darkness of war and when the emptiness settles in, "We'll Remember". We honor those who wear their metals on their chests, no matter what uniform they wear; from Ground O to Baghdad they taught us the meaning of a hero. We then need to take the time to reflect in a song. A song brings the spirit of our souls together to show how powerful and emotional the words can be. We can not forget what these people have done for us. This song speaks in words to share with the world that we care, and we

The Pain Inside
the pain inside is growing and i hate living and knowing that the woman i love and so beautiful wants nothing to do with me. im dying inside and my life just really sucks as long as i dont have my love. i cry all night long hopeing that ill have help from above but as i see it now ive lost her and wish i knew how to get her back. i miss her so much its killing me she on my mind constantly and i want nothing more then to be with her. i love her with evrything i have even more then myself and i hate this feeling inside of pain and heartache i know shes the one i want for the rest of mylife but i dont see that happening now and i just want to cry.

Quote From Cheif Dan Geprge
The beauty of the trees, the softness of the air, the fragrance of the grass, speaks to me. The summit of the mountain, the thunder of the sky, the rhythm of the sea, speaks to me. The strength of the fire, the taste of salmon, the trail of the sun, and the life that never goes away, they speak to me. And my heart soars."

It's That Time Again....
Melissa is 6,400 from leveling. Leave her a nice surprise for when she signs on again. She will love it!!! :) I've rated all her pix (just finished), so I'm not much help. If several people go, it can be a 5 minute job. Thanx for any help... much appreciated. :) * Dazed *@ fubar

Happiness!
So I went up to F.Y.E to get the new ETID CD. The price they had it marked was $18, becuase it has a bonus DVD with it. I was thinking, crap, that's a lot of money. So I went to pay for it and the cashier tells me its on sale today so I get $2.00 off. So I'm thinking that's better. Then she puts in my F.Y.E membership info, and I get another $1.60 off. So I end up paying $15 for it. That so rules! :)

I Took This From A Bulliten.please Never Forget.
A horrible tragedy occured at 8:46 Tuesday Morning September 11, 2001. There were 4 planes hijacked by terrorists. A senseless act of cowardness. American Airlines Flight 11, crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York. There were 92 people aboard, including 9 flight attendants and 2 pilots. At 9:03 a.m., United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the South Tower, carrying 65 people, including 7 flight attendants and 2 pilots.

Fireman
Sometimes when I'm at work, in the middle of the day, I go into the men's room and pull my pants all the way down to my ankles. Then I hike up my shirt all the way to my neck, and tuck it under my chin, so that I'm completely naked from neck to ankle. Then I stand about five feet back from the urinals and raise both hands over my head, and pee freehand while making fire-engine noises at the top of my lungs.

In Response To: When Did We Roll Over?
An answer to: http://fubar.com/blog/102701/509102 I agree. We are just slaves to our world. To a dollar. To a vision and dream that’s been spoon fed to us all of our lives. I remember when I was like 12 or even 16, I couldn’t wait to “grow up”. I thought that growing up meant having everything that I was painted for me in the dream of what society wanted me to be would be the key to happiness cause living with my parents sure wasn’t making me happy. Now I just wanna go back. I wanna go back to when I didn’t have responsibility. I wanna go back to the day when I thought that everything that I wanted was within grasp before I realized that it wasn’t and not because I didn’t want it to be or I haven’t worked hard enough for the things that I wanted but because the other assholes in this world ruined shit for me. Lemme give you a couple of examples: Marriage: Been there done that twice. Neither of the men that I married was what I had envisioned a husband would be.

For You: Hundred
The how I cant recall But im staring at What once was the wall Separating east and west Now they meet admidst The broad daylight So this is where you are And this is where I am Somewhere between Unsure and a hundred Its hard I must confess Im banking on the rest to clear away Cause we have spoken everything Everything short of I love you You're right where you are From right where I am Somewhere between Unsure and a hundred And who's to say its wrong And who's to say that its not right Where we should be for now So this is where you are And this is where I am So this is where you are And this is where ive been Somewhere between Unsure and a hundred Baby..... we're only as far apart as we let ourselves be and closing that gap is entirely up to us.

Subject: Questiosn: How Many Menopausal Women Does It Take To
Answer: >>>> >>>> One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this >>>> house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the >>>> bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before >>>> they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be >>>> able to find the#&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've >>>> been in >>>> the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some >>>> miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they >>>> dragged >>>> to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE >>>> SAME >>>> SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT >>>> BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! >>>> IT'S >>>> A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE >>>> A >>>> FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO >>>> CLEAN >>>> THIS PLACE! AND DON

Moving
Hey ya'll. I made it to Holt, FL. I will be living in a rv park for a while, not sure how much I will be able to get online. If you have my number, give me a call. I will be getting a new number here soon and when I do, I will let ya'll know. Redneck

Zodic Sign (( Im A Leo ))
CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely wired but in a good way LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! GREAT in Bed. CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. By far the BEST in bed. EVERY PERFORMANCE. AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extre

The Need ( Read Carefully Women )
As she reached her skilful hands around the back of his muscular neck, she grabs a handful of his beautiful hair between her long, strong fingers. Forcefully, she pulled his pouting mouth to her slick, wet lips. She kissed him then, first with her lips, then with her tongue, sliding it between his teeth, forcing her entrance, tasting his sweet mouth, pearl white teeth bite down on him hard, just hard enough to cause him to gasp. Eyes wide, breath held, he pins her to the bed, he will show her. Strong hands hold her arms above her head, soft lips devour a nipple, teeth bite back, hard, just hard enough, but still no cry for him to stop. She doesn’t ever want him to stop. He slides himself along the top of her exquisite body, still her arms are pinned above her head, one hand is all he needs, long thick fingers penetrate her, testing her, seeing if she is ready for him. He can feel her body arching towards his hand, he teases her pulling back. She is wet, dripping we

Sad News--please Read
Hello. I wanted to let my friends and fans know that I may not be around much in the next few days or even maybe weeks. My best friend that I went to school with from Kindergarden on, her parents are like my second set of parents were in a car wreck today. Dad was DOA when help arrived, mom is in the hospital in critical and Bobby, brother, was in the back and split his head open from the middle of his forehead to the back of his one ear. I spoke with one of the deputies that were at the scene and they didnt think that mom would make it either. I havent seen her or her son yet, trying to get the strength to go to the hospital with out breaking down. My friend is not doing well, nor am I. I will be with her as much as possible to try to keep her calm. If something happens to mom, I will have to help with funeral arrangements etc. As there are no other family besides my friend and her brother and my friends daughter that is only 15. I will check in once in awhile to update and see what

The Theater Pt.3
Theater Pt.3 Lying there in my bed, all covered up, I recall the events from earlier. We had made our way from the couch to my bedroom. We were kissing each other all over in the process. Our hands were grabbing and feeling. I remember loosing most of my clothes down the hall. First my shirt and then my bra. Last to come off was my skirt. I had managed to take off his pants before we left the couch and he lost his shirt in the hallway as well. We landed on the bed with me on the bottom. He was sucking and kissing on my breasts. I was already so hot. He was kissing my neck and I started to squirm. I grabbed his hand and led him down to my pussy. I wanted him to feel how wet I had become. He started to rub back and forth against my clit just like he had at the theater. This time he slid a finger inside. I was instantly in heaven. He knew how to touch how to find every right spot. He had me cumming in no time. I was biting and clawing at his back as the spasms kept coming. I then took h

Time To Let You Go
i have tried and i have cried its time to let you go be on your way dont tell me to stay its time to let you go spread you wings and take flight but baby dont fright its time to let you go cherish the time we had togther and let it float like a feather its time to let you go hold me one last time and dont you cry its time to let you go

Quick And Easy French Onion Meatloaf
This meatloaf is so easy and delicious. Ingredients include condensed French onion soup, quick rolled oats, bread crumbs, and basic seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 2 pounds lean ground beef * 1/2 cup rolled oats * 1/2 cup fine dry bread crumbs * 1 egg, lightly beaten * 1 can condensed French onion soup, undiluted * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 tablespoon dried parsley flakes * ketchup or barbecue sauce, optional PREPARATION: Combine all ingredients in a bowl; pack into a meatloaf pan or large (9x5x3-inch) loaf pan. Bake at 350° for about 1 hour and 15 minutes. Spread top with a little barbecue sauce or ketchup about 5 or 10 minutes before done.Let rest a few minutes before slicing. Serves 6 to 8.

Apple Upside Down Cake
Apple upside down cake with cinnamon and apples and brown sugar and butter. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup butter * 1 cup light brown sugar * 2 tablespoons evaporated milk or cream * 2 cups sliced apples * 1 1/2 cups sifted flour * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 teaspoon cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 cup shortening * 3/4 cup sugar * 1 egg * 1/2 cup milk * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract PREPARATION: Mix together 1/2 cup butter, 1 cup brown sugar, and 2 tablespoons evaporated milk or cream; spread in bottom of an 8-inch square baking pan. Arrange sliced apples on the brown sugar mixture. Sift together the flour, baking powder, cinnamon and salt.Cream shortening with sugar; beat in egg the add sifted ingredients alternately with 1/2 cup milk and the vanilla extract. Pour batter over apples. Bake at 350° for 35 to 45 minutes, until cake is done.

Interesting
So everyone know that I have this interesting job... 99% of the time its filled with death and heart falling issues of those that I come in contact with. well the case I got called out to on monday was no different. It was an initial call to an abuse call... I did my job and finished up all of the things I had to do and departed the scene. On tuesday I was scheduled to be in the office but was asked my boss to go out and cover the field for the investigators that were supposed to be there had other things come up. So after a couple of Burglaries.... I was asked by the detective form the call out to go and take pix of the child at the hospital. "O GREAT!!!!" Everytime I go to the hospital... it usually involves death and crap! So drudgingly I went to Mary Bridge Childrens Hospital to do as I was asked. When I go to the room I was shocked to see this little baby just in a pleasant mood. She was soooooooooooo cute!!! I cant believe anyone would hurt this little angel... but she was so hap

What Is It
is it the way u touch me that keeps me comeing back for more. or the way u kiss me that make me keep comeing back for more. or the way u don't let me have my way all the time. or maybe it the way u hold me and look in to my eyes. idon't know what it is about u but i do know i want more. i know i can't have it right now but i can wiat till u know your ready cause there just that something about u that make me keep comeing back for more and i think i like it.

Her Wish Part 2
"Patience my love, patience,” he whispered, his fingertips tapping along her legs as he got off the bed. Her eyes followed him as he walked to the wardrobe and grew as he removed his rack of silk ties. He meant business today, she could see that, but she was determined to fight back against the imminent sexual torment. She happily let him tie her wrists and ankles to the bedposts, confident that she could control her physical urges. This time she was going to break him, just let out the subtle moans that she knew turned him on and not cry out as he wanted her too. This was going to be an interesting battle indeed. Andrea’s fight started badly, as Ian took another tie and used it to blindfold her. If she couldn’t see what he was doing, she couldn’t prepare for it, and her body was more susceptible to making her mind betray itself. Part of her wanted to control her breathing, to put herself in a meditative state and repel his teasing. But although she didn’t want to give in to the pleasu

Taste Test
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey Kiss in his mouth and asked "Do you know what it is?" The little boy replied "No I don't" "Ok, I'll give you a hint. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work" That's when a little girl in the back of the room shouts "SPIT IT OUT!! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!

Don’t Give Up
Don’t Give Up Fight through the waves or be knocked down Don't allow yourself to just float around The tow pulls you to no certain place You need one in mind to enter the race Where should you look to find this direction? Not to the spot so filled with rejection Not to the place where your trust was dishonored Your Heart broken, your spirit collared I think you know of the place I speak Please stop this game of hide and seek Experience takes on the shape we permit We are the ones who mold it to fit Allowing darkness to become our fear Is a choice we make, one we can make disappear We control which path we follow The one of riches or a life that’s hollow You have the tools to open your dreams Shut down the nightmares and painful screams All you need to make a fresh start… Is to follow your passionate beautiful Heart jskins

From The Onion News Network
MIAMI—South Florida residents were overcome with fear, confusion, and an unnerving sense of dread Tuesday when they learned that an unidentified hurricane is heading for their area—its origin uncertain, its intentions unclear, and perhaps most frightening, its name unknown. "Who is this hurricane?" said Miami resident Beverly Motolla, just one of hundreds of thousands of citizens struggling to put a human face on this impending tragedy. "Why is it here? What does it want from us?" Such questions remain agonizingly unanswered, as the anonymous storm front shows no signs of slowing down or divulging its background. Lacking any reliable information on the character traits of the popularly dubbed "Hurricane That Shall Not Be Named," thousands have fled the area, hoping to escape its destructive winds, driving rain, and chilling impersonality. "If this hurricane were a Wilma or a Frank, or even a Rebekah, I'd at least know what to expect—a storm system with a low pressure center, s

My Car.....
Well... I guess I just need to face facts, that i'm never going to be able to fix my car.... which is a shame, since I miss driving it... so I guess this is a general whatever... if anyone out there, knows anyone who would like to buy it, and fix it up, take a look at the pics, (yes, I know, it looks bad, but the frame is still straight, and the engine still runs VERY strong), and make me an offer.... I'm quite serious about this...

Never Let You Go
I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO,SO I WANT YOU TO KNOW,WHEREVER WE ARE WHEREVER WE GO WE ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER,IN EACH OTHERS HEARTS,... SAY GOODBYE,NO,NEVER, SEE YOU LATER,YOU MAKE ME SMILE WITH YOUR HEART,AND YOU ALWAYS DO,...

My Own Thoughts Of The Laws Of Making Love To That Special Person............
Murphy's Law of Sex 09-07-07.....3:31AM. Body: Murphy's Law of Sex Body: Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. Sex has no calories. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. No sex with anyone in the same office. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. A man in the house is worth two in the street. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Virginity can be cured. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the sam

D1+ag, Tf+pc
OK SO YOU ALL KNOW THAT AUSSIE GODDESS AND Drunk1 TOTALLY HAVE A THING FOR EACHOTHER, YA KNOW IF THATS THE LEAST YOU CAN CALL IT *WINK* SO THEY PUT TOGETHER A JOINT PROFILE, GO SHOW IT SOME LOVE, ITS STILL IN THE WORKS, SO ITS NOT ALL CRAZY FUN YET, BUT HEY, IT NEEDS SOME LOVING!!!! Drunk1 & Aussie Goddess@ fubar AND OF COURSE, TAKE SOME TIME OUTTA YOUR DAY TO SHOW EACH ONE OF THEIR PROFILES SOME LOVE TO IF YA HAVE THE TIME ~~+~~ THEN OF COURSE THERE IS THROATFAWK AND POLSKICHERRY, THEY HAVE WHAT MIGHT BE CALLED TRUE LOVE, OR EVEN AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH EACHOTHER (HAHAHA) BUT THEY ALSO HAVE A JOINT PROFILE WHICH DESERVES MAD LOVE TF ¢¾ PC@ fubar AND LIKE ABOVE, TAKE SOME TIME OUTTA YOUR DAY FOR THEIR INDIVIDUAL PROFILES AS WELL ~~+~~ THANK YOU ALL FOR SHOWING WHAT LOVE YOU CAN!!!

I Was Asked...
"What is love"? My answer... Many have asked the same question. I feel it depends on too many things to have just one answer. For me, it's the feeling I have when I see my sons playing with my grand daughters. Since I have one one to share *my* love with but them. But a song just came to mind... "Sitting on my front porch, looking in"... Now that's love!

The Morals On Fubar
Okay I get it now. And I dont care what u guys put in the comments you either take or leave it. It was brought to my attention about a comment. And it wasnt a nice, one either,probably left the person feeling really bad.so I went a little deeper,and both person the receiver or giver of this comment.Put theirself in that percision.Okay so this is an adult website.But what is scary as I comb through profiles and pictures. Morals that we was brought up goes out the door.To each is own.And I am probably out of my place here.But ladies if you don't like the guys making offensive remarks then dont put it out there. Stop making sexy pics that shows things.Because most guys and I say most guys are like fish on a hunt for bait. They smell it and they have to have a bite. And Guys you think that it is cool to be in the buff.right,where are your morals.To tell you the truth.I am a woman ,and if my boyfriend or husband was showing his stuff on a web site of 3.2 million veiwers I would think twic

Rugby: The Basics
A BRIEF HISTORY Rugby has its roots firmly in a public school environment. It is widely regarded as William Webb Ellis who started the revolution in 1823, when during a football match at Rugby school (no prizes for guessing where they got the name) he picked up the ball and ran the length of the pitch, triumphantly smashing the ball into his opponents net. The idea caught on, and many different versions of the same game emerged. Decades after Webb Ellis' antics (1871), these versions were unified by Rugby playing clubs, giving rise to the Rugby Football Union (RFU), which is still the governing body today. Although it took time for the game to develop, it seems fitting that the 'Webb Ellis Trophy' is awarded to the winner of the four-yearly Rugby World Cup Final, which has been running since 1987. A TEAM OF TWO HALVES A rugby team consists of fifteen players, separated into forwards and backs. The forwards are generally big and burly, utilised in the scrum/line out/close-quar

Stuff
Well, and let's see. Where to start. On Friday, I was working on getting out of here. I signed out of my unit, got a really good ass chewing, (I did deserve it), got removed from attending the promotion board, and had my flight reservations cancelled for this morning. I do not know when I'll be leaving now. It should be in the next few days (prior to Saturday.) The 5 day deferrment on my orders was approved, but the problem is that I never received a copy of it. I was told that for me to change my flight, I would need to have paperwork. So, I couldn't change my own flight. But dang, my unit sure could get my flight cancelled quick fast and a hurry. Oh yeah, I also have to give a class on the Army Values on Monday morning. I"m confused because I am still signed out of the unit, so how are they doing all this, but it could be worse. A LOT WORSE. I have been i a contest for the past week or so, and I just want to say good job to the Lolipop. You put up a very valia

New Orleans Style Barbecued Shrimp
This is always a big hit at casual dinner partys. I spread out newspaper for the tablecloth, use lots of oversized napkins (since this is a hands-on experience!) and serve lots of cold New Orleans beer. I also serve hot steamed rice for those that want their shrimp on top. I usually make two desserts--bread pudding and banana pudding, along with chicory coffee. Something really sweet seems just right after this!Ingredients: * 4 lbs Gulf Shrimp (or 13-15/lb. size tigers) * 1 lb butter * 1 cup olive oil * 4 tsp cayenne pepper * 2 tsp salt * 2 tsp ground thyme * 4 tsp black pepper * 1 tsp ground oregano * 1 tsp ground basil * 2 tsp paprika * 6 tsp crushed garlic * 2 tsp ground rosemary * 4 tsp Worcestershire sauce * 2 tsp Tabasco sauce * 2 tsp Liquid smoke * 1 tsp lemon juice * 3 bay leaves (finely crushed) * 1/2 cup fresh chopped parsley Cooking Instructions: * Rinse shrimp and d

Spicy Chicken With Pasta
INGREDIENTS: * 1 to 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil * 2 teaspoons Asian chile paste, Sambal Oelek * 1 pound boneless chicken breasts or tenders, cut in 1-inch cubes * 12 ounces bow tie pasta * 8 tablespoons basil pesto * 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Heat olive oil and chili paste in large skillet. Add chicken breast cubes and cook until golden brown. Cook pasta in boiling water tender. Drain well. Place chicken mixture in bowl. Add the pesto, cilantro, and Parmesan cheese. Add hot cooked pasta and toss lightly but thoroughly. Serve with additional Parmesan is desired. Serves 4

Hello...it's Monday....again!
Well, I have a few minutes to drop in and say "HI", before going to work. MAN....do I DISLIKE Mondays. I always did say hate was a strong word, so I try not to use it too often, But, Mondays are one of those that are just not my favorite, by any means. lol It is beautiful here today...temps. suppose to be in the upper 80's. Lee is off today, and is going to finish up on our car...bleeding the breaks. Naturally, as it usually goes when trying to work on the car, nothing ever seems to go right, and bleeding the breakks wasn't all the problem. I went to ashland yesterday to pick up moriah, and the grandkids, then ran by o'rilley to pick up a real wheel cylindar...obviously explains why the breaks weren't working right. But, with nothing going as planned, Lee ran out of daylight before the job was completed. So, he'll finish up today, with only the front tires left to bleed. Our neighbor...a young kid...probably Landon's age, has been helping Lee out, and said he'd be at home

Dark
I miss it I haven’t felt it in so long It pains me. I haven’t felt it in so long, Yet I remember exactly what it was like And that’s why it hurts. Because I do remember what it was like To be happy….. I do remember how to smile And how to laugh! I do think back to yesteryears, And the memories they hold. I remember these things. I remember every hug, Every warm tug at the heart That sent happy tears down my cheeks! But that’s not enough. Memories don’t drag me out of this Dark depression that consumes me. The pictures of smiles And laughs, The things And people That tug at my heart Can’t help me anymore As everyday I stay As I’ve been my entire life. Private. Independent Self-contained Introverted Self-sufficient Alone….

Isnt That The True Dream Of Love?
Standing there screaming things you really don't feel. Words of anger flying everywhere. Hurting eachothers hearts, the same hearts we intrusted eachother with. Why do we do this? Why do we say such hurtful things to eachother? Always wanting to have the last word, Never seeing the pain in eachothers eyes. Searching forever just to find that one special soul. Finding them and envisioning a world neither can live up to. Living your life to protect the one that you end up hurting. How ominous relationships can be, not understanding. Why do we search so long to find that one? The one that possesses everything we have searched for. Only to try to change them. If you have to change them, what did you love about them to begin with? To find the one that we don't want to change, the one that doesn't want to change you. The one that anger doesn't have to exist with. Hurtful things don't need to be said. Love can last a lifetime. Isn't that the true dream of love?

17 Signs You Like Someone
SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and IMs Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. S EVEN: He/She is all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, t

Monday!
Well had a good day got a few cars done. Got some gr8 news from my promoter and business partner, big announcement coming soon! Hope everyone had gr8 day and have a gr8 night. I have never been one to blog much but hey why not? Give me some feed-back when ya can!

If I Was A Beer Bottle
When thinking about a beer you think about hanging out with friends and just enjoying a cold one. Some think of a hard day at work and laying around the house and just drinking a few. Some just can't get enough. For me when I think of a beer I think of me being the beer and it has to be a long neck beer bottle. 1. When you take me out of the fridge I am filled to the top while your mouth is watering and your eyes are gazing over me. 2. I would be nice and cold so when I am placed in your hands you would warm my long neck with the grip of your fingers. 3. As my foam rises as you place your lips against my bottle till I am empty. Then you get another one its like a never ending love. 4. Then some girls ok guys too try to see how far my long neck can fit into their mouth. Which excites me. yet I can't show it 5. Then there is those crazy drunk nights where I am placed in places you would never dream of and you wounder why I would want to be a beer bottle ..

Lmao
Two ladies talking in heaven: 1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woma n : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-

Support The Troops? I Dont Think So!
I dont understand why anybody would enlist for the military, im icelandic and we dont enjoy killing people. Its surely not to protect your country against terrorism unless your idea of protection against terrorism is to attack a country that is no threat to you, well, they might actually be a threat to you now that you have attacked them. Your president lied to you, he told you the iraqis caused 9/11, he told you they had weapons of mass destruction aimed at you, unless your only exposure to the media is watching the Cartoon Network on tv you should know by now you were lied to, he had you invade Iraq to steal their oil, thats all. I cannot and will not support anyone who signs up for this war, i refuse to support anyone that follows your presidents orders and kills people so that oil prices can remain stable and he and his right wing bible thumping buddies can get richer, i cannot support this and neither should you. 9/11 was a tragedy, my heart goes out to anyone and everyone who

God Bless Usa
YOU MIGHT HIT US WITH A DEVASTATING BLOW BUT YOU CANT KNOCK OUT THE TOUGHER MOST DEDICATED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WE STAND TALL WE STAND UNITED WE WILL ALWAYS RISE AND OVER COME ANYTHING THAT COMES OUR WAY!!!!!

Dj Truks House Party
MY FRIENDS LAST HOUSE PARTY....B4 3.....AND HES HAVING ANOTHER THIS WEEKEND....IM GOING AND CANT WAIT....WHAT DO YOU THINK Dj Truk house party (part1) before 3 a.m.Add to My Profile | More Videos

What Do You Think About This?
Subject: FW: READ THIS! What do you think about this? Clinton Associates Hillary takes it in 08, any bets on what that body count will be? Food for Thought--------- Just a quick refresher ! course lest we forget what has happened to many "friends"of the Clintons. 1-James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation. 2 -Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House. 3- Vince Foster - F! ormer W hite House councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide. 4- Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A p

Love Defined
Love Defined What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow. - Matt Dubois -

In Remembrance. (this Has Nothing To Do With 9/11)
It seems that this past week I have thought about you more than most times. I don't know what to make of it all, still. You'd think I would have forgotten and moved on. I guess there are some pains that never really go away. You were a chance I took. I have never made such a gamble in my life, and never against such great odds. At the time, I don't think there could have been anything that I wanted more. I knew better. I knew it then. How could I not have? Still I pursued you. I thought to make you mine, and for a time, I thought I did. I had fallen so deeply that I couldn't see the light at the top of the well. But my world was lit from within. I was happy. I don't think I ever told you that. Never told you exactly how happy.... I thought you knew. There are so many times I have tried to forgive you. Some things I can, but at the core, the wound you gave me will never go away. I still drink from the same blue mug that you used to bring me coffee in... even

Just The Rantings Of An Army Wife!!
As I sit here on the 6 year anniversary getting ready to send my husband off to the desert to play in the sand as it were I can't help but wonder what will become of this. We have been there for 6 years trying to get the ones responsible for what took them only one day to commit. What is the deal? I say level the whole damn place build a glass factory on it and be done with it!!! But then I stop and remember there are innocents there just as there were here so we can't do that! I am confused and scared. I am bitter about what has happened to my beloved country and outraged that my loved ones have to be gone so long. I am torn between loyalty to country and love of friends and family! I support our troops 100% all of them!!! And I pray for those we lost when I pray for those fighting. And I hope and pray that this will all be over soon not just for those fighting but for those trying to RIP. Every year we put out messages to remember the fallen. Has anyone stopped to think that those le

Despair
What is this feeling of despair! This knowing that brings such immense fear! He calls to me without regard for day, night, deep preoccupation or blatant disbelief My heart in your hand, my emotions tied to yours Silently I loose my head Each day the battle begins Each day you collect the winnings A romance that never was, A fairy tale perhaps A dream that was built on clouds. A kiss I left, You let me, How could you? My heart aches, My mind hates My turmoil increases A poem, a song, a tear... All given to you with a open heart. Rejected am I, A reality of life A romance that never existed A place I want to hide There is no sanctuary for my mind done by christine

Hey Could You Do Me A Favorrrr???
hello all can you please do me a favor and please vote for me in these contests below. I would greatly appreciate it ¢¾¢¾ please vote for me!! ¢¾¢¾ ¢¾¢¾ please vote for me@ Miss GentWorld CLICK THE PIC BLEOW TO VOTE¢¾¢¾ IF YOU SIGN UP AND VOTE FOR ME THAT WILL GIVE ME 5 POINTS OTHERWISE I WILL GET 1 POINT FOR YOUR VOTE, SO YOU MAY DO AS YOU PLEASE...I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE YOUR SUPPORT:-) thank you xoxoxo

September 12, 2007
Authority issues are getting in the way of your working relationships and this is a good day to start to address them. It may take a while, but you can tell that the effort will be worth it.

Miss You Always
It seem I always miss you When you're not here with me I love you oh so very much And that is plain to see We should be together We love each other so If I knew how to get to you I would surely go I would just do anything And share in all your charns On what I'd give If I could be Right there in your arms I know that it will take a while For God to see this through And I would just give anything If I could be with you You know how much I love you And want to see that day When we can hold each other In such a loving way I will hold ever tight to you And never let you go But until that day You're on your way I'll still be missing you so "I miss you always"

Hey Y'all
HI everyone..Im sure most of u have heard Im home Im just very sore. The arm tumor was removed with ease . but the hip was much bigger and deeper than expected and took almot 2 hours alone. So it hurts to sit or walk or lie down on the right side, But Im ok. I still wont be one a lot til i heal a lil more but ill check in periodically...Thanks to the ones wo sent get well wishes! I love ya much and i appreciate it!!! ~*~HUGS N KISSES~*~ Mel

Sex Game
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you want to tie me up? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet

Last Night Of Ampitheatre
THIS WAS MY PARTY CSTLE FOR 8-9 YRS ~~~~I MISS IT SO MUCH ....THIS IS THE LAST EVENING ~~~~~IM THERE ON THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR WHICH IS ELEVATED DANCEING WHAT MY MOMMA GAVE ME ...AND BLOWIN THE PHUCK UP ~~~ The Last night at the Ampitheater (part 2) after midnightAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Rosh Hashana Opens Up The Book
Rosh Hashana Opens Up The Book by J.S. Bach Rosh Hashana opens up the book Of life, that we might be inscribed therein. So does the will work wonders with the wind, Hallowing the leaves that tempests shook. How might we make our peace with death and pain? As terror stalks our steps, how might we dance, Singing through the vales of circumstance, However dark or haunted by the slain? All we have are justice, hope, and love, Nor will these weak or insufficient prove As we repent our anger once again.

A Fake Dj Korsakoff On Fubar
HER RESPONSE TO ME... IN MY SHOUT BOX DJ KittyKi...: just so u know its not fake account i did not relized those pics were in my mememe flders they are now in there own folder but im real im have not reason to lie so this account you made up is uncalled for but hey i love haters so keep posting them im getting alot of points thanks "B"...: i guess ur sayin my dj is a fake huh My answer to that is ... You put 57 pictures of someone you are not in a folder marked ME ME ME and you didnt realize it ????? But she's REAL......... who's the con.? Guys will still go to her profile and think iuts her,,,, POST A SALUTE!!!!!! ANOTHER FAKER FOUND!!! CLICK THE PHOTO BELOW TO GO TO THE FAKERS SITE NAMES THE REAL DJ GOES BY Lindsay van der Eng DJ Korsakoff These sites contain a lot of Picture of the real DJ Korsakoff Ones that the fake has posted as being herself in her ME ME ME Folder.... CLICK HERE CLICK HERE CLI

I'm Not The Only One Who Thinks So
THIS CONTEST ENDS IN JUST A FEW HOURS HELP PLEASE This it totally in sane in the membrain. No lie guys.. Its a pre bombfest shocker. I am so beat here. We are bombing with so many people right now and we are neck to neck.. This team who we are up against is powerful. We are giving it all we got and there is no gaining ground.. Its now time to call upon one of my most trust worthy back up resources and you all know where I'm going with this.. Ya you my friends.. and take a look at this.. Its not a confed contest, its not a Posse contest, or any other family tied contest.. This is a contest where the person who's trying to win a prize here is just a sweet gal who enjoys spending time on fubar.. If you all recall right thats what the posse is about. Outside of bombing for our own our main purpose was to help those who if we didn't step in would not win perhaps. This person here trying to win could easily of been you. Some contests are hard and some are not so hard.. That just how it g

The Story Of My Nickname
Bats, many of you know me by that, well this is it's story. I worked as a DJ at a local night club, well when I met the bartender he thought I said West instead of Wes, so he associated me with Adam West aka Batman, so I became DJ Batman. Well that's a common one so from Batman we shortened from Batman to Bats, so that's how my nickname came around.

Tgit....thank Goodness It's Thursday....???
Have you guys all had your coffee this mornin' to help wake up? I have, and have started on the Pepsi already, for a bit more added caffine...lol I'm soooo glad that it's getting closer to Friday, and then the weekend will be here. I'm not really lookin' forward to work today...a long one for me 10-4, then a bit of running around to do before I get to come home. It probably wouldn't be so bad, except we all have to work today with one of our new "shift managers", which none of us enjoy doing, she just seems to be naggin' ALL the time about something, and half the time we all look at each other and just shake our heads.... She has this "thing" about everyone doing THEIR job....to her, this means if your work is done, you don't pitch in and help someone else...or work other things that might need done.....that's not YOUR job. She has literally asked me at times to just stand by the register...don't leave, don't do anything, and this is when there's NO ONE wanting to order. But,

If I Knew
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time That I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss And call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, So I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," Instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make e everything j us right. There will l always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another ch

Perfection
I had envisioned ou first time over and over in my mind. I wanted our first time to be beyond perfect. I replayed my actions and reactions time and time. I just wanted this expereience to be perfect. The opportunity finale arose for me to follow through with my thoughts, dreams and fantasies. I had 30 minutes to get to the location. I showered with vicki secerts shower gel and body spray. I put on the tinyiest thinnest summer dress in my closet. I had to ensure that my golden melons were exposed and my dress showed just enough for the imagination. I slipped on my heels and went out the door. I failed to mention tht I had my carying case with my favorite vibrator, some lubes, and a set of beads. I arrived at my destination in 15 minutes flat. I knocked on the door and the door opened into a candle lit room with rose petals everywhere. The voice directed me to come to the kitchen and obeyed. There were two rose stem glasses filled with a bubbley substance. I picked up a glass and the

What Will Pop Up Next
Wednesday 9-13-07: Why do we have to be so PC in this day and age?Why do we have to be so worried about who's feelings we hurt? I am so sick of this group getting upset over this or that, or over someone haveing a different opinion. I thought we lived in a free country. Shouldn't we be able to tell a joke because it's funny and not worry if someone will be offended, afterall it's just a joke right!

Please Help Out My Friend
I'M HOLDING MY FIRST CONTEST. http://full.pca3.fubar.com/31/91/241913/3000145641.gif I'M LOOKING FOR MORE CONTESTS. AS SOON AS I GET 10 CONTESTANTS I WILL SEND OUT MSGS THAT THE CONTEST HAS BEGUN. THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS. ONE FOR COMMENTS AND ANOTHER FOR RATES. FOR EACH CATEGORY THE TOP THREE PICS WILL BE TAKEN AND BE JUDGED. PRIZES INCLUDED WILL BE PIMPIN GIFTS, TO BE DETERMINED WITH THE RESULTS OF THE CONTESTS, TWO MORPHS ONE FOR EACH WINNER BEING MADE BY MY SPECIAL FRIEND FIREMEN7. ALOT OF HIS WORK IS IN MY FOLDER. RULES: SELF BOMBING ALLOWED NO DOWNRATING NO AUTO BOMBING PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRIES AND ANY QUESTIONS TO ME BY CLICKIღ•°*♥Southrn Fyregyrl♥*°•ღ@ fubarNG ON THE THUMBNAIL BELOW

Thanks To My Friends
I just wanted to take a minute and let you all know that I really appretiate the thoughts and kind words that you left me this week. It has been a rough week here. Most of you know that I lost7 friends earlier this week in a tradgic accident in Baghdad. It is a hard thing to deal with someone you know dying...even harder when its someone that you trust your own life to. But in this line of work it happens. Take a minute tonight to remember these fallen paratroopers that paid the ultimate price during operations here. We are within a couple months of wrapping thi 16 months up. We have taken a beating at times but have always bounced back. I lost my best friend here in May. It is hard and I miss him everyday. But that what we do. Everyone always comes at me with thank you and you are doinga great job. I appretiate it all...but if it werent for people like yourself then we wouldnt have nothing to protect. So as a favor to me take a few seconds tonight and thank those 7 warriors along with

My One Promise
I promise to give you all that's within me. And all that's beneath me is my heart, that's within you. My future is with you. You're universe is with me. And whenever you're with me, I'll promise to love you. My courage is around you. My soul will surround you. You're heart will fulfill me with feelings I'm bound to; Need when I'm with you. Feel when you're with me. And whenever you're with me, I'll forever protect you.

Game 11: Italy Beat Romania 24-18
Italy: (8) 24 Tries: Dellape, penalty Con: Pez Pens: Bortolussi, Pez 3 Romania: (0) 18 Tries: Manta, Tincu Con: Dimofte Pens: Dimofte 2 Italy's stuttering World Cup campaign continued with a less-than-convincing win over Pool C minnows Romania. The Azzurri, thrashed 76-14 by New Zealand at the weekend, took the lead thanks to a Santiago Dellape try and a penalty from David Bortolussi. Romania fought their way back into the game and tries from Alexandru Manta and Marius Tincu put them 12-10 ahead. But indiscipline cost Romania dear and a penalty try plus three penalties from Ramiro Pez were enough for Italy. Italy coach Pierre Berbizier had made six changes following the thumping by the All Blacks and his side started brightly. Recalled fly-half Pez created Dellape's score after just six minutes although the lock played no further part in the game as he fell awkwardly while touching down. Bortolussi increased the lead seven minutes later and Italy co

September 14, 2007
You need all of your energy for work, school or other pursuits that take you away from friends and family. The good news is that you'll soon be able to reintegrate your life much more thoroughly!

Never Forget Your Anniversay!
Ed was in deep trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, "AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Foot Fetish
I don,t understand it. Can anyone explain it to me. I mean I am hornier than the average guy. I just don't understand the foot fetish. With so many things to look,touch and play with why the feet.

Spiced Biscotti
For a healthier biscotti, substitute three whole eggs for the two eggs and two egg yolks in this recipe. Ingredients 2 1/4 C. unbleached all-purpose flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. baking soda 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. ground white pepper 1/2 tsp. ground cloves 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 1/4 tsp. ground ginger 1 C. sugar 2 large eggs plus 2 yolks 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract Directions Sift first 8 ingredients together in a small bowl. Whisk sugar and eggs to a light lemon color; stir in vanilla extract. Sift dry ingredients over egg mixture, then fold in until dough is just combined. Adjust oven rack to middle position and heat oven to 350 degrees. Halve dough and turn each portion onto an oiled cookie sheet covered with parchment. Using floured hands, quickly stretch each portion of dough into a rough 13-by-2-inch log, placing them about 3 inches apart on the cookie sheet. Pat each dough shape to smooth it. Bake, turning pan once, until loaves are golden and just beginni

A Heavy Heart
My grandfather passed away this Sept 11th..After trying to fight off throat cancer..I got to the hospital 20 min before he died, and I got to hold his hand and tell him how much I loved him and how proud I was of him to have been in my life..For my life mirrors his so far..I am a old fashioned man, that has had his wild times..Loves God and knows who his savior is..He did 2 tours in Germany during WWII..and was such a strong rock for me and for his country..I was always proud to tell people what he did for his country and what he did for the free world..He was such a strong rock for me when I went through a divorce 6 yrs ago..I blamed myself for breaking the vows to God...My promise I made to him..My grandfather told me to lift my head, for I kept my promise..She was the one who coommited adultery ..You was freed of your vows once she did that...And God Blesses you for you kept your word.. My grandfather loved playing the steel guitar..Which is a lost art..Back when he was younger, he

Song By Mac Fleetwood
Go your own way Loving you Isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things That I feel If I could Maybe I'd give you my world How can I When you won't take it from me You can go your own way Go your own way You can call it Another lonely day You can go your own way Go your own way Tell me why Everything turned around Packing up Shacking up is all you wanna do If I could Baby I'd give you my world Open up Everything's waiting for you You can go your own way Go your own way You can call it Another lonely day You can go your own way Go your own way

Who Is He?
WHO IS HE? IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE. IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION; IN PHYSICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN; IN ECONOMICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH TWO FISHES & FIVE LOAVES OF BREAD; IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUGS, IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END; IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE; IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM; SO WHO IS HE? HE IS JESUS! JOIN ME AND LET'S CELEBRATE HIM; HE IS WORTHY. THE EYES BEHOLDING THIS MESSAGE SHALL NOT BEHOLD EVIL, THE HAND THAT WILL SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY SHALL NOT LABOR IN VAIN, AND THE MOUTH SAYING AMEN TO THIS PRAYER SHALL SMILE FOREVER. REMAIN IN GOD AND SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS. AMEN IN GOD I

9-15-07
Shopping or collecting would scratch an itch you might not even have known you had. There's no need to break the bank, of course, but you should poke around until you find something that you love. ---------------------------------------------------- WTF? Is this reading calling me a chic? Or is it telling me to go around "poking" people till I find someone I like.

09-16-07
Im traveling to Michigan today, so I hope everyone stops and show me some luv while im gone. I expect to be on during the evenings, but without seeing how the net is at the Hotel, i can't promise i'll be on at all during the next 20 days. If i can't get on, i want to wish everyone a wonderful time and talk to you all when i get home.

Silent But Loud Definition
You can fall in love In an instant But tumble out Just as fast You knew that seed Would never grow But you still Try and blossom The plant It made it’s way Thru the don’ts And wont’s But perished When they really Meant can’t

Not Being On Much
Sorry to all of my friends that have continued to keep up with me and check in on me. I have not been on much because I have been working long hours, i have also been sick, they are trying to figure out what is going on with me as I write this hopefully i will know soon. I love and miss everyone.

It's A Class Thing Xoxooxox
It's a Class Thing I would see you in the lunch line everyday. I would smile at you and you would politely smile back. You were the technician and me, I'm just the cafeteria lady. You knew I was interested. I knew you were married. Suppose I was a nurse or another technician, would I affect you more? Would you think about me as more than just a passing thought-someone who you had to be polite to. I wonder if I was educated, would you consider having an affair with me? I know you would. You don't know how many times I wanted to join you at the lunch table. I wanted to see what you were about. I have held many a conversation with you. We talked about your life and your kids. Your concerns and even your wife. I saw her at the Christmas party. She's just like I imagined. Very thin, very educated and so so polite. But I was just the serving lady. She also didn't have to consider me as a human-just the person getting her food. Suppose she knew how I wanted her husband. Sh

You Are Very Special
You are very special to me, you took the time to care, took the time to be my friend. You will always be very special. I love you for who you are, you took the time to wipe away my tears and put a smile upon my face. I will always be greatful. You have captured my heart in ways noone has. You dont try and change me into someone i was never meant to be. You are very special to me. You gave the chance to be your friend, helped me to open up. I will always be there for you. I hope i am as special to you as you are to me. You are very special to me, and mean more to me then you will ever know. Our friendship is special and will be to the end. Forever you will be a part of my life. You are very special, and you mean so much to me. You took the time to reach out to me, and i in return will reach out to you. You will always be special to me. God brought us together for some reason or another, and we have built a friendship that noone can ever tear apart or ever c

Angel Lyrics
Regina Bell harmonizing while DMX speaks What good is it.. for a man to, gain the world.. yet lose his own soul, in the process? [Bell] God loves you, yes he does Said you're alright with him [DMX] I wonder.. Chorus: Regina Bell (repeat 2X) I know you never seen him but don't fight with him You're gonna make it through the night to the light with him Uhh, you're alright with him I said you're alright with him [DMX] I'm callin out to you Lord, because I need your help See once again I'm havin difficulty savin myself behavin myself, you told me what to do, and I do it But every and now and then, gets a little harder to go through it Losin friends, day by day I'm in so much pain when I'm here Lord, please take me away I put you here to do a job, and your work ain't done To live is to suffer, but you're still my son And there will be a time when you shine as bright as the stars But there won't be a, his or hers, just ours Then you'll see wh

One More Road To Cross Lyrics
[DMX] Uhh.. this is life (this is life) This is what I know (this what I know) So to me (so to me) this is life (this is life) Chorus: DMX (repeat 2X) One more road to cross One more risk to take Gotta live my life like there's one more move to make [DMX] I'm up at like 6 AM, to check this nigga He work the nightshift, and I gots to check them figures Knock on his door, peoples talkin bout, "He ain't there," but the house is packed, shit I know he here somewhere See money get high, I don't knock what a nigga do to get by Just make sure you gettin by don't FUCK with you gettin mine Ain't the first time he ran off, shoulda split his shit then Hate to think of what he's did and if I catch him slippin won't be an ass-whippin, I can tell you that I keep it real with this cat, he go and sell two packs and run off (damn) tell me, he was locked down, up North and you out a week later? That's bullshit! I bust off, I need this dough Fuck you thin

The Professional Lyrics
Chorus: DMX Niggaz won't creep these streets with me cause you know fuckin what these streets'll be Make you wanna.. then I'm gonna.. cause I gotta.. POP POP, POP POP (nigga!) I look through the 11th floor window Take one last puff of the indo (WHAT?) Look through the scope, and let like ten go Break it down, back in the briefcase (uh-huh) Wipe the sweat off my face so I can leave safe (UH) Outside I breathe safe (UH) Nigga never saw it comin, that's how he got it (WHAT?) Never even thought of runnin, cause a nigga plotted (WHAT?) Smart niggaz get niggaz killed for real I know, they make a deal? I'm comin with the steel (aight) It's gon' be that cat you don't see that's gon' pop you (uhh) Stop you in your motherfuckin tracks nigga and drop you (uhh) Get rid of all the clothes (uh-huh) dump the gun I hate to be the type of nigga to leave you, slugged and run but I'm on the job and right now there's more niggaz that need to be left with a head fu

It's All Good Lyrics
Love my niggaz, but wheres my bitches? I love my niggaz, but wheres my bitches? Love my niggaz, but wheres my bitches? I love my niggaz, but wheres my bitches? Chorus It's all good It's alright Fuck all day Fuck all night Call my bitches, cause wherever I go, y'all my bitches East to the west coast, all my bitches Yo Chickens is good for plucking So I'm stickin' bitches, fuckin' Got 'em trickin' while they suckin' Give 'em dick and they ain't buggin' I've done it all From mackin' 2 hoes, on a three-way Dominican hoes on B day Country hoes in V-A And they all say The same about my game It's tight Thats why every night A different group of bitches start a fight Over some dick that they don't even own All I'm givin' them is the bone Blowin' up a niggaz phone But ain't nobody home I'm in a zone Tryin' to do things But turns into a cruel thing Whats up girlfriend, you game? No wonder why When I leave at night It's c

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
Are you fucking kidding me? OJ Simpson got arrested for armed robbery??? Is he the dumbest fucker in the world? We all know he killed Nicole and what’s his name and the fuck was lucky enough to buy his way out of it. He must be the dumbest cocksucker ever. I’m gonna be super disappointed with the legal system if his dumb ass gets off again. If the glove don’t fit… you must acquit. Acquit this Nizzle. Fucking retard.

Re: I Beg You To Watch This ..all Of It! Please!!!!! Repost
RE: I BEG YOU TO WATCH THIS ..ALL OF IT! PLEASE!!!!! REPOST ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 16 Sep 2007, 20:09 IRON MOUNTAIN:BLUEPRINT FOR TYRANNY 2hr. 20 min. 55http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-6745627342652553091&hl=enYOU MIGHT HAVE TO CHECK THE LINK AND TYPE PART OF IT IN.ALSO I HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG!(myspace wouldn't let me link this to the bulletin)Pamela's ProtestI AM CHANGEYOU ARE CHANGEWE ARE CHANGEEXPOSE THE NEW WORLD ORDER!DON'T BE SCAREDBE PREPARED

Sexy Fatass Beast Is An Inconsiderate Jerk!!!
I LIKED this guy, his name is sexy fatass beast. I thought he liked me too. We has some really good conversations together. Then ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN...he stops messaging me, sending me shouts on IMing me on yahoo messenger. Turns out he got a GIRLFRIEND and didnt even bother to tell me he MOVED ON! What a FCKING JERK! I TELL YA! Thanks for telling me you got a girlfriend Andrew. You are so considerate. (NOT!!!!) Ya know ANDREW...I really did like you, I was just afraid of getting hurt by another guy. So I did what I had to do... I was being CAUTIOUS. And you absolutely cant blame me for acting that way. I just wanted to make sure I didnt get hurt or fucked over like I have by guys so many times before. So you cant blame me. And if you do blame me for being extra careful and cautious, then I guess you are alot more insensetive than I thought you were. And BELIEVE me andrew (sexy fatass beast) I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY DAMN INSENSETIVE NOW! So were you ever gonna tell me you were datin

Wow This Is A Must See Reality (sir Whiteknight) Pimp Out, I Always Blog My Pimp Outs ;) Thanks Hun.
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Re: Free The Four! Reno's Day In Federal Court! *re
RE: FREE THE FOUR! Reno's Day in Federal Court! *RE ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: VANMETER DEMANDS the MARSHALLS 2 FREE RENO NOW Date: 17 Sep 2007, 18:41 thank you for reposting and adding all the extras for me! FREE THE FOUR ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ♂ Georgilla Ћe Guerrilla ♀Date: Sep 17, 2007 2:05 PMPASS THIS ON!Passed this on: Suspension of DisBeliefOrig. Author and True American Patriot VANMETER DEMANDS the MARSHALLS 2 FREE RENO NOWEarly this morning at 9 am the identification and detenition hearings for Cirino Gonzalez were held. Being brought to the courtroom they refused him to wear a suit, brush his hair and had him bounded by chains and shackeled, his defense lawyer asked if he could at least requested for the sake of dignity during the proceedure to remove the hand cuffs. Oddly the Marshalls went to start to remove them without direction of the

Vietnam Vets Give What They Never Got
(From a newspaper article online locally here in Philadelphia, PA) Read this and really make an effort to welcome home any soldeir you see and also thank a veteran for all he's (or she's) done. Vietnam vets give what they never got By Edward Colimore Inquirer Staff Writer CHARLES FOX / Inquirer Staff Photographer Vietnam vets from New Jersey have ready handshakes to greet troops returning from Iraq at Fort Dix. » More images For the last year, they saw the Iraq war up close; some fought gun battles with the enemy, and all were far from home and the comforts of family. Then, after a marathon flight, the troops were back again yesterday, tired, excited, hungry, and still loaded down with their M-16s and military gear. They did not expect anyone to notice. But at the journey's end, Michael Engi and fellow Vietnam veterans were waiting. They are always there for the troops coming home from Iraq and Afghanistan. At 2, 3, 4 o'clock in the morning - any time of the day or

Egg Timer
MORNING SEX She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

Re Post Xx
OU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A.yes 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to be a doctor 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.invisablity 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. a wett pussy prolly or a shot of crown 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.corn /raw carrots 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. what to expect when ur expecting ..lol 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A.im a fish ..lol 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A.yes 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. i smoke 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A

Lost
thoughts feelings emotions all warring inside my mind every extreme, a dual edge sword dying to escape the bonds that hold anger love sadness joy all clamoring for an uncertain release not knowing what to feel, what to say how to express this turmoil lost confused missing myself needing a way out of my emotions this inner disturbance of my soul pain hate fear excitement which is more important the only definite is uncertainty a web of thoughts holding me tight wanting to be free of the demons and embrace the angels unable to raise my arms to reach out for help wanting to love without thought trapped in a maze, which way out being pulled in two directions aggravation frustration, my companions peace non-existent in my heart clouding my soul hard to breathe lost lost lost lost lost lost

Mistakes To Avoid During Ramadhaan
B i s m i l l a a h i r R a h m a a n i r R a h e e m Ramadhaan Mistakes to Avoid during Ramadhaan By Shaykh Salman Al-Oadah Muslims make a number of mistakes during this auspicious month. These mistakes vary from country to country and from culture to culture, and there are many reasons why they happen. Sometimes they can be attributed to local customs and traditions. Sometimes they occur because of a misapplication of Islamic Law. At other times, the reason for the mistake is the desire to express happiness and joy during this blessed month. At other times, simple ignorance is to blame. Whatever the reason, the outcome is the same: a violation of Islamic teachings in a matter of worship. This is serious, since matters of worship in Islam are established and defined by the sacred texts. The Prophet sall Allaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam said: “Whoever introduces something new into this matter of ours will have it rejected.” [Saheeh al-Bukhaari (2550) and Saheeh M

My Baby Girl
When people sit there and ask me about my daughter i tell them. But i wonder if they know that i cry when i do it? My daughter is 4 years old and i put her up for adoption because of my age and i wanted her to have a better life then what i could giver her! Yes i do tell people that i am ok with it but really deep down i hurt because i will not get to see her again until she is 18. I miss my daughter so much that half of the time when i see a pic of her i cry. I was 15 when i had her. 1 month and 2 days before my 16th b-day. Sometimes i wonder why is it that u hurt so much when you do the right thing? Some people say they understand what i am going through but honestly do they? Have they ever put their first kid up for adoption? See i didn't have any help when i had my daughter. Nobody helped me in my family. Her dad sure didn't help me. But now my family kicks them selves because if i would have the help i need and the support i needed i would have been able to keep her. But honestly

If You're Ever Bored...
You can play...Monkey Kick Off! So far my highest score is 4560 :D I know FunkyMunky will appreciate this game LOL Ok since the game itself didn't load well um can you see the icon for it below and click to get to the site to play? Monkey Kick OffKick the ball as far as you can! Play this free game now!!

Dont Close Your Blinds!
I got this in email today its a must read!!! *DON'T CLOSE YOUR BLINDS* ** *The other day, my nine year old son wanted **to know why we were at war. My husband **looked at our son and then looked at me. My **husband and I were both In the Army during **the Gulf War and we would be honored to **serve and defend Our Country again today. I **was confident that my husband would give him **a good explanation. * **** *My husband thought for a few minutes and **then told my son to go stand in Our Front **living room window. He said, "Son, stand **there and tell me what you see?"* ** ***"I see trees and cars and our neighbor's **houses." he replied. * ** ***"OK, now I want you to pretend that our **house and our yard is the United States of **America and you are President Bush." * ** ***Our son giggled and said,"OK."* ** ***"Now son, I want you to look out the window **and pretend that

I Will Love You Forever ( Someone Special)
I Will Love You Forever I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.

Updated For Everyone
Well everyone can we say a lesson learned I do know that I was taking this relationship w michele a bit fast considering she got out of her relationship 2 months back and yes I did say say i have cared about her for 5 months yes she a fucking brat and yes in the heat of the moment you say shit you dont mean and think stuff you shouldnt so what we need to work on is the communcation yes fuck face this means you and if you dont agree I will tell them your real name so cheers to that and thank you to everyone who emailed or instant messaged me and spoke w me all day Hugs to all and ty again

Steady And Sustainable.....
When you're too busy to take a break, that's when a taking a break will do you the most good. Sometimes you reach a point at which the fastest way to go forward is to slow down a bit. When you rush through your work, never pausing to catch your breath, you're likely to make all sorts of mistakes. Then you'll have to spend time later correcting those mistakes, so the time you gain by hurrying is quickly lost and then exceeded by the toll it takes. Consider taking a break, clearing your mind and energizing your body. The work will still be there when you get back, and by getting away from it for a while you'll be in a much better position to handle it effectively. It's great to be ambitious and eager to get the job done. Yet there is nothing to be gained by working until you drop. The more you focus on the deadline itself, the less likely you are to meet it, so put your focus on getting the job done at a steady and sustainable pace. Instead of worrying about running out of time,

Injustice
i just want to say that the situation in Louisiana is truly an injustice..it shows that RACISM is still very much alive..i wish i was down there to be a part of the rally that is happenin down there right now. Since I can't be there. I just wanna do my part and just let the world know that they have my full support..FREE JENA 6!!!!!!!!!

Bottoms Up
Bottoms Up by giveandreceive8 © Arthur's head was immersed between Sandy's thighs, his nose softly nuzzling the warm wet lips of her open, seeping pussy. "Oh!" Sandy exclaimed as she bucked in the after shocks of another orgasm, writhing in the binds that tied her wrists to the bedposts. He ran his tongue up her crack, dodging the sensitized clit exposed at the top. Instead he circled his mouth around it, exhaled warm air, and then broke the seal and inhaled, the breeze racing past her tingling nubbin. "AHH!" Bam! Bam! Bam! as she snapped her body in an uncontrollable seizure and locked her thighs without warning around his head. Arthur sucked at her cunt's juices as his tongue whipped her clit around and around, his powerful hands clenching her bucking buttocks. "What do you want? I'll do anything. Name it." Sandy offered herself as they lay side by side and she stroked his face. "I want your ass, Princess, but it's going to hurt," he said. "I stand by my offer. My bod

To All My Friends
Hey all just a reminder for those who dont know ill be out of town in michigan from this morning till late late late Tuesday night and ill be unreachable until then so i will see you all Wednesday sometime you all have a great weekend!

You Can Ring My Bell
You Can Ring My Bell Do you like making spoons in bed? Or do you do it on all fours like beasts Perhaps in the style of the missionaries Or does she straddle you like a monkey on a stick? Is she animated when you’re at it? Thrashing about a lot Or motionless like a resuscitation doll Maybe you have her with trembling knees against a wall? Mounting her roughly from behind What about the wheelbarrow? Have you tried that position? Maybe bondage or spanking is your thing? Do you play two way family favorites? Kissing the inside of her milky white thigh Before drinking from the velvet cup Does she enjoy performing orally? Is her behavior quite low, morally Base and sluttish Or is she prim and proper Prudish about being rude-ish Maybe it’s not what you do but who you do it with Vampish or tarty, dumb or smarty Clear complexioned or spotty Level headed or dotty Intelligently spectacled Scantily clad in edibles What about role playing and dressing up Does she we

Never Say Goodbye
Never say goodbye we've been friends for so long now, I'd hate to see it end. Even though we've never met, I miss you like I have known you forever. Never say goodbye, our friendship means alot to me, if you ever said goodbye my heart would break. I will love you forever and in my heart you remain. Never say goodbye, my love to you i send. Please know i will never forget the love you have showed. Through the toughest times of my life you have always been there. Never say goodbye my friend I love you.

Rockstar
Right About Now (Woah) Tell Me What You Think You're Lookin At (Ohh) So I Think I'm Queen Elizabeth (Now) And Now I'm Stuck Inside Your Memory (So) That's Why It's So Hard To Get Rid Of Me I Am Incredible So Unforgetable So No-One Can Take My Place I Am Unbreakable Highly Flammable So Girl Get Out My Face Oh We Got Em Goin Crazy Maybe Cause We're So Amazing Everybody In A Daze And That's The Reason Why They're Hatin Treat Us Like Some Superstars And Only Cause That's What We Are You Know We're Goin Really Far And Y'all Aint Even Heard It All [Chorus:] You Hate Cause I'm A Rockstar (A Rockstar) A Pretty Little Problem (Uhuh) You Hate Cause I'm A Rockstar (A Rockstar) A Pretty Little Problem (Uhuh) You Lookin Cause I'm Everything That You Ever Wanted To Be And I Don't Mind Cause I Love It When You're Lookin At Me Cause I'm A Rockstar (A Rockstar) I Said That I'm A Rockstar (A Rockstar) Keep Lookin At Me (Wow) It Seems To Me Like I Was Botherin (How) C

Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup thats right Chris called me at 6:45am and we talked until 7:30am he called to wish me good morning and to give me my Meniue for today to eat and give me my monring quote. He is just too good to me he said I might get to see him Sunday!!!! I am praying and hoping we do see each other agean. Well ttyl

My Lovely Mom
Two years ago i found out that my mom had pelvic cancer. They gave her 2 options. 1) They can remove it and she will be paralized from the waist down or 2) she can live it out as long as she can. Knowing my mom he had decided she was going to live it out. Now i love my mother to death and knowing that my mom could die at any given moment from it kills me. I hate knowing the fact that she has it. I love my mother to death if anything would happen to her i would die. I don't know if i could live with out her that is how much she means to me. My mom was there for me when i didn't have anyone else. My mom was there for me when i had questions about my pregnancy. My mom wanted to keep my daughter so that way she could be in the family. My mom has always been there for me and always will. But if she died tomorrow, a week from now, or even a yr from now i would say that she is my hero. My mom has been through alot in her life. She survied her abusive husband. She survied when no other woman w

Greetings To All...
GREETINGS TO EVERYONE HERE...I DON'T GET MUCH TIME TO SPEND ON HERE USUALLY SO IF I DON'T GET TO COMMENT YOU BACK THEN DON'T FEEL BAD...KEEP TRYING AND WHEN I CAN I WILL...I PROMISE...:) I LOVE ALL MY COMMENTS AND READ TTHEM ALL MOST DEFINATELY... DARKEST BLESSINGS, -LILITH DRACONIS

So Close Yet So Far
Baby your so far if hurts not being able to see you. you could be around the world i would still see the same about you. i dont care how many miles away from me you are or how ever long i have to sit here waiting for you. i will always love you no matter what happens between us. i will always know that you are only one thought away from me where ever you are.

Please Pray For A Good Friend Of Mine
Hey all i need to take a minute of your time if i may. our dear friend ana the angel is in the hospital she just had surgery. she had that bullet removed from her hip. right now things arent looking good for our dear sweet friend. its a possibilty she might lose her right leg. so if you all could please pray for our sweet ana it would be greatly appreciated. please also keep her family in your prayers as well. they will need them as well because they will be helping take care of her as she recovers. so im asking please that you all prayer for her and her family. her husband is getting ready to deploy as well. so please keep them in your thoughts and prayers. and while shes recovering show her a lil love as well. thank you all very much.

Being A Redneck You Must Be Born Stupid
Ohio cop on leave after video shows woman being hit by stun gun Story Highlights Police say the woman was out of control after being forced from a bar Officer says he shocked her seven times, twice after she had been handcuffed Officer: Woman kicked his cruiser's rear driver side window and broke it Woman pleaded not guilty to charges including felony assault, resisting arrest From Janine Brady CNN (CNN) -- An Ohio police officer has been put on paid administrative leave after his own police cruiser's dash camera captured him using a stun gun to subdue a handcuffed woman, an attorney for the city of Warren, Ohio, told CNN on Thursday. Warren City police are investigating a September 2 incident in which the officer repeatedly used a Taser to control the woman, who police allege was wildly out of control after being forced from a bar. According to Officer Rich Kovach's own police report, he shocked Heidi Gill, 38, seven times -- twice after she had been handcuffed.

Laws Of Attraction
More Comments @ GiveMeLip.com like attracts like, positive attracts positive... integrity minded people.. attract integrity minded people.... thats what im here for... sending out all the best of energy to all those who recognise it ;)

Who...what...why...when?
Well...here I am...back in Bama once again. I knew that I was planning on coming back here this weekend to visit my children but was definitely planning on making my trip back to GA on Sunday afternoon. All of that changed Wednesday night... It started out as a wonderful day...just like all the rest that I'd had since being there. Gary came home for lunch...we talked for quite a while as we always did at lunch...carried Duke outside to play before he left going back to work. He left and I got Duke and went out in the garage to tidy up things a bit. He and his friends had been trying to teach me how to play darts so I figured that I'd practice during the course of the afternoon and that we would probably play that night. So...I practiced all afternoon. My shoulder was aching by the time he got in but I felt that I was ready to play. Robert & Joy came over and the night started. We had a really great time too. I was holding my own, I'm proud to say! I finally went in around 10 t

I Have Fallen
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

(dyslexia).
(Dyslexia). Did Bit Of College. Im Trained As Landscape Gardener And Green Keeper At Glenrothes College Fife. Teach myself To Read, Write, Spell. I Stay In Scotland, And I Have (Dyslexia). I Love Life. Hasn't Been The Best... I Have My Probs, My Good Times, Bad Times. I Dont Drink Or Take Drugs. Im No Angel, But Im No Devil Either. I Love Music And The Band Seen. Also Love Football. I'm A Rangers Fan. I love Life, You Dont No How Good Life Is Till You About Lose It. Feel Free To Ask. I Also Love Dogs . I Do A Bit Of Mountain Bikeing, Love Shopping, Buying Lots Of Cds, Dvds, Tshirts, Books, PC Stuff... Love in its truest form has no language or words, it just has a thousand and one actions we all wish we could describe...Love IS everything its cracked up to be. Thats why people are so cynical about it. It really IS worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.Trouble is, if you dont risk everything, you risk even more trouble...............It doesn't ma

Funny Porn Names Part1
Pimp my Testicles Yankee Doodle My Poodle Thou Shall Not Cum Punani Tastes Good Seargant Cock Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Cum In My Tummy! 20,000 Legs Under The Sea 28 Gays Later 8 Mile Cock Official Porn Names: A Clockwork Orgy A Few Hard Men A Horse’s Tail A Tale Of Two Titties Abs Of Cum - Abs have cum? Alice In Penisland Ally McFeel Apollo 69 Ass Ventura: Smut Detective Assablanca Babewatch Backseat Confidential Barbara's Bush Battlestar Orgasmica Beauty & The Bitch Beaver & Buttface Beetle’s Juice Beverly Hills 9021-Ho! Beverly Hills Cock – I’m sure Beverly Hills has more than just one! Bi-Curious George Bi-Dazzled Big Trouble In Little Vagina Black Cock Down Boldfinger Bone Alone Booty & The Beast Bruce Allmeaty Butch Lesbian & The Lapdance Kid Charlie's Anals City Of Anals Cliff Banger Cockodile Dun-me Confessions Of A Candystriper Coo-Coo For Coco Cocks Cool Bummings Crocodile Blondee Cum & Cummer Cumming To America

Passage
Within the passage of time we reach through to grasp the safe and familiar only to realize there has been a change... Although body is similar, the soul has moved forward... With pain we realize;it is as it should be.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The paths we choose to follow, they're all written within each line Delicately carved remains lay gently upon the face... Character to one's soul left open for all to explore. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The edges form deep within, bringing out one's truest being.. Bearing all burden and sorrow, yesterday's now forgotten, tomorrow waiting to unfold... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I shut my eyes and the world outside disappeared... I lift my lids and all is born again perfectly clear. I dreamt you into my reality, enchanted desires released as a mystery.. You sung me moon-struck, kissed me quietly insane, nothing of this love remains, except the part of me I hold deep within.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think I made you up inside my head. Thick

Lost In Black
lost in a day dream close my eyes to the things i see ive always been here tasting life bitterly tired of everything no more steppin on me ill give my life readily for an ounce of good never feeling like things are ok always been misunderstood climbing higher to be free no more steppin on me i try not to speak of many things words can kill blinding those who hear them keeping life still ill take my long road again being left behind by friends a shame theyll never see the real me

Sugarless Fruitcake
No matter the dietary needs of your guests, everyone should be able to have a slice of fruitcake on Christmas. Using a sugar substitute, this spiced cake is still packed full of goodness. Ingredients 1 C. chopped golden raisins 1/2 tsp. salt 1 1/2 C. chopped walnuts 1 C. chopped cranberries 1 C. unsweetened crushed pineapple 1/4 C. grated lemon peel 1 C. flaked coconut 1/3 C. orange juice 8 g packets sugar substitute 1 tsp. ground mace 1 tsp. ground allspice 1 tsp. baking soda 1 1/2 C. all-purpose flour Directions Mix sugar substitute with orange juice. Pour over chopped cranberries. Soak 1 hour, mixing often. Mix raisins, nuts, coconut, lemon rind in flour until well coated. Add cranberries and orange juice mixture. Sprinkle baking soda over mixture, and mix. Mix in spices. Fold in crushed pineapple. Pour batter into a greased and floured 9 inch loaf pan. Bake at 325 degrees for 40 minutes. Cool.

Amaretto Chicken Breasts
serves 4 1/4 cup butter 1/3 cup onions chopped 1/3 cup celery chopped 4 cup bread crumbs 1 can water chestnuts 2 tsp poultry seasoning 1 tbsp beau monde seasoning 1 cup chicken broth /2 cup Amaretto liquor 4 boned and skinned chicken breasts Glaze: 1 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1/2 cup honey 1/2 cup orange juice 1/3 cup Amaretto liquor Mix all of stuffing ingredients together and pour into greased baking dish. Lay chicken breasts on top of mixture. Baste with glaze. Glaze sauce: Combine and heat ingredients slowly in small heavy saucepan until sugar dissolves. Cool, and either baste chicken breasts during cooking, or serve as topping glaze at table.

I Need Contestant For My Platinum Cherry Contest
I know it is not much of a prize but it is fun to do all you need is 10k in comments so email me the pic you want in it and it cant be nsfw so lets get this one rolling.

Closet Pervs
if you think your a closet perv send me a pic. only friends can view & i set it all for nsfw, no matter what you want to send if you send any at all, lol. but think about it & sorry i'm not a closet perv so mines not in there. if your open about it you already showing it. lol wow is this album goingto be empty for awhile lol.

Poem That Was On My Mind
Am I mad cus i cut a fast nip at my wrist and all the pain of days weeks months and years goes away, and a feeling of joy and freedom takes over my body none like I've ever felt, but scar are lefted behind their left behind to remind me that this wourld is painful, this world has will turn its back on you , and this world won't miss you if you're gone, but i slit that wonderful blade arcoss my bare flesh i remember not that the is fail and dark i think of the next time i can pull a beartiful blade from the box and relieve my suffering, but to these people that dont unberstand our method I say ours because there are more like me who fight pain with pain they call us dumb, they call crazy, they call us cutters, Yes im a cutter but cutting is me Bayer, my advil,my asprin if you will, but will the outside world ever stop turning? no so i wont stop cutting. to the ones who read this poem and jugde me i dnt mind that u jugde but know that what u say wont change me and one day someon

Who Said These?
This is terrifying! And this person is probably the leading contender to be President of these United States. God help us! The end is in sight. Not the end we would like but the end that, all this being true, is inevitable. God bless America! It WAS a wonderful country! (1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." (2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity." (3) "(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." (4) "We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground." (5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." (6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy - that they are being watc

About My Pics
Ok, so people keep messaging me in my Shout Box about how they can no longer see my "sexy" pics. I got tired of people coming to my page JUST to see my sexy pics, yet never say hi or talk to me. So I've officially made it so that ONLY those in my FAM folder can see them. At the moment, the folder is full and NO I will NOT erase anyone in it for you. The people in there are people I talk to on a DAILY basis and care a lot about! They have taken the time to get to know me for ME, NOT for my body! So I do appreciate all the rates and comments, but for now, until I feel you are here to get to know me personally, those pics will remain in the FAM ONLY folder. Thanks and have a great day.

Lifeline
The world is flat, all joy is gone Was it ever there?? I curl my knees up to my chest And sink into despair I suppose I should try to get out of this slough, But I can't bring myself to care... Life will go on without me No one will notice if I'm not there. "It's just not fair!" my spirit cries but who ever said that life was fair ?? It tramples on your hopes and dreams Innocents beware. Life's hard, it hurts, just live with it If you can't what are you doing here ?? I ask myself this question now, But no answer do I hear... Except perhaps a whisper A tiny thread of hope If there's just one who cares about me Then perhaps I'll cope. If there's one solitary being Who wants me as part of their life, Then perhaps it will bring some meaning To this dark and lonely life. Perhaps it will be a reason, A beginning and not an end ?? So I turn on the computer, And I ask "Are you there, my friends?"

I Wanna Suck Your Tits So Bad
"I Wanna Suck Your Tits So Bad" This goes out to all of you hot chicks, And I hope, that none of you get mad But ever since I was a young girl, like six, I wanted to suck your tits so bad! I suppose, you can blame my mother, For breast-feeding me, a bit too much But since them tits, I've felt no other, And a lot more tits, I yearn to touch! I do have 5 sisters, who have tits, But they're family and they don't count (not much lol) Instead, I should find a girl sans wits, And it is her tits, that I should mount! If you girls got small ones or big ones, You can bring them to me, I'll be glad And I'll high five you and smack your ass, For bringing me tits, I want so bad!

Mpg
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kinda makes you proud to be American, right?

My Mumm
Hey I like metal and punk.. i dont liste to emo at all... I like harcore punk... and metal is cool.. I like slyer and other bands and is willing to listen to anything excpt for emo or country... I like my music fast and hard so if you think im a poser your wrong.. But your free to give me your thoughts.. but my friends its all rock and roll to me

To My Bls Brothers And Sisters
2day we lost a really good man he wasnt a BLS FAM MEMBER but he got to hear some of ZAKK's tunes and his favorite was IN THIS RIVER AND SPOKE IN THE WHEEL my great grand FARTHER died today my mom and i found him so say pray for him and us THANKS AND LIKE ALWAYS SDMF 4 LIFE

Ponderous
I recently replied to a friend with.. "I feel that you and I are 2 souls that wander through out our current existence pacifying time through random acquaintances and some false friendships until what we truly desire manifests itself in to something that is tangible." I thought wow, that is deep. How often do we exhibit ourselves in a fashion of which is to please those around us despite the appearance of being thick skinned? We often put up barriers amongst ourselves to appease those deep dark corners of our being that we wish not others to see and hope to find one soul that is worthy of trust and unconditional acceptance. We put up fronts for others that we ourselves do not rate as being of any importance about us. Hmm.. getting all philosophical here.. I think I better stop for I may appear to have a brain..

The Hearts Choice
Confusion, white noise, blocking all thoughts Frustration, building deep inside of me Depression, dragging me down into the dark Intrusion, into the depths of my soul To let love in, or stay in solitude I feel the loss of myself As your world crashes into mine Taking over, delving into my peace Tearing down walls I thought unbreakable Forcing your way into my soul I am unable to keep the walls guarded As pieces of me crumble under your assault Making me vulnerable to your needs Needs that can cause heartache But also pure and simple joy Joy I thought lost to me forever Now tauntingly within my reach Unsure if I should let you in And allow the chance of pain in too A difficult step forward into love Or an easy step back into numbness What do I do, which do I choose Forever love, or lonely solitude Searching my heart, searching my soul The choice becomes clear to me All thoughts, emotions center around you My choice--Forever Love. ~JMW~ 9-22-07

Bubba
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?" Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?" Bubba says, "I don't know, Preacher. It ain't until next Wednesday.

Whats On Mind I Am Sorry I Need To Get It Off My Chest
I honestly don't know what to say today...So I am going to say whats on my mind...If I offend anyone or upset or even piss anyone off please forgive me... Everyday for the past 2 and half years I have been single and lonly...So lonly I feel like I am in this big world all by myself...Yeah its a scary feeling to have you know. I don't understand what am I doing so wrong here you know... Its like I feel in love for the third time in my life about 4 years ago and it was the best feeling I have ever had in my life.Its like after we broke up for good I am empty hearted broken like I don't fit in any where even with my own blood and flesh. Love is the best thing in the world but many people just play games or wanna use others to get what they want and then when they can't get no more its like bye and thats the last you see them... I remember the speical moments that ech other shares like as for one...Me I teasure the moments spent together like holding her hand as we walk in

Jewelry....guys, It's A Scam
Let me see if I understand this. The jewelry companies tell me that if I buy my girl a piece of jewelry, she will love me for it. Really? For how long? Will it be for a day, a week, a month? And what exactly do I get in return for dropping a couple of grand down on a small ring? A hug, a kiss, maybe some action in the bedroom? I tell you it's not worth it. If a lady wants to show her man she loves him by buying him a gift, she might get him some tools. What's that cost? A couple of hundred at most? And yet I have to spend thousands of dollars on a single item. Which quite frankly is just a trinket. It does nothing. At least with tools or gadgets, they perform a function. They are usefull. Not so with jewelry. Nope, it just sits there and looks pretty. And why do diamonds cost so much? Because diamond companies create a false scarcity by keeping the majority of their diamonds in locked vaults. That's why. And let's not even discuss what it took to dig that rock out

New Info :d
guess I am a bad girl... fubar support let me know that I must have broken policy to recieve the .. you cant do this error message spank me i guess huh i emailed scrapper .. hopefully this can get fixed :(

To All My Friends
Do to the fact that myself and my wife racechick we are both under Doctors car and lost or internet for awhile till we get more funds and for my Bikersclubhouse will be ran by Tammy B I will try to get to the Libary now and then to check in

Poetry
PHENOMENAL WOMAN by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I

Son Of A Bitch
WHY IS EVERYTHING BEING THROWN AT ME ALL AT ONCE.. I BARELY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FUCKIN EAT.. AND NOW THEY TELL ME THAT I MAKE TO MUCH MONEY FOR MY INSURANCE THROUGH THE STATE. IM A SINGLE MOM THAT MAKES 8 BUCKS AN HOUR.. THATS TO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW I CANT GO TO MY DOC APPT CUZ I CANT AFFORD IT!

The Preachers Wife Is A Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeek...!
Did you forget about Bambi?" Jamal pressed. "No, I didn't forget about Bambi." "So tell us, are you going to eat from the forbidden tree?" Keith inquired. "I don't know, man," I sighed. "How old is she?" Calvin asked. "She told me that she's forty-nine, and turning fifty next week." "Damn, dawg, she looks like that at fifty?" Calvin said, flabbergasted. "You are well on your way to getting your bicentennial wings," Keith commented. "What the hell are bicentennial wings?" I asked. "Fucking a woman fifty or over!" Keith shouted. The fellas then started chanting, "Serious for President." "You know what? You're stupid, you're stupid, and you're stupid. Three stupid muthafuckas," I replied while flipping off each of them before heading to my cabin to get some rest for the festivities later that evening. As soon as I removed my clothes and got relaxed, there was a knock on my door. "Yo!" I yelled, but was unable to make out what the person on the other side was sayi

I Thought I Knew
I thought I knew what friendship was all about, but i guess i do not know. For it seems everyone has gone there own ways. I said somethings i thought i was helping out but now i think i chased all my friends away. I didnt mean to say the things i did. God knows i wished i could be there drying your tears. I thought I knew how to make you smile, but instead i made you cry, and made you say goodbye. I thought i knew how to make you laugh, but instead i made you sad. I thought i knew what it was all about, but if i did you would still be here. I thought i knew what i needed to do, but now i am not sure. maybe i should have walked away, maybe then you wouldnt have to say goodbye, maybe you would still be here. I thought i was being a good friend, i thought i made you smile thought i made you laugh. I thought i knew how to be your friend but i am not sure i was a good friend after all. because friends dont make friends cry. I thought i knew.

Blue Marlin With Mango Salad
3 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil 4 marlin steaks (5 to 6 ounces each) 2 large ripe mangos, peeled and pitted 2 scallions, trimmed, the whte bulbs and light green stems cut into thin rounds Grated zest of 1 lime 2 tbsp fresh lime juice 1 tsp minced fresh ginger 1 jalapeño chile, seeded and minced 2 cloves garlic, minced Salt to taste Place the olive oil in a flat dish. Add the fish steaks and turnto coat with the oil. Refrigerate for 1 hour, turning once. Cut themangos into 1/4-inch dice and place them in a medium-size bowl. Add all of the remaining ingredients and stir. Refrigerate for 1 hour. Prepare charcoal for a medium-size fire in a barbecue. When the coalsglow red and are covered with ash, thoroughly oil the grill using apaper towel dipped in vegetable oil. Set the grill in place. Place the marlin stakes on the grill. (If the fire is very hot, place thesteaks at the edge of the grill.) Cook, brushing lightly with anyremaining olive oil, until the marlin is opaque throu

Am I A Son Of Odin?
Swords In The Wind I surrender my soul Odin hear my call One day I'll sit beside your throne In Valhalla's great hall Like so many before me I'll die with honor and pride The right of the warrior Forever to fight by your side Send a sign, raise the sail Wave a last goodbye Destiny is calling Immortality be mine Call the witch to cast the runes Weave a magic spell We who die in battle are born Not for heaven, not for hell [Bridge:] We are sons of Odin The fire we burn inside Is the legacy of warrior kings Who reign above in the sky [Chorus:] I will lead the charge My sword into the wind Sons of Odin fight To die and live again Viking ships cross the sea In cold wind and rain Sail into the black of night Magic stars our guiding light Today the blood of battle Upon my weapons will never dry Many I'll send into the ground Laughing as they die [Repeat bridge, chorus] Place my body on a ship And burn it on the sea Let my spirit rise Valk

A Gurl In Love
So I feel like writing tonight and as I lay here listening to music and staring at the cieling,I cant help to think that right now my life makes no sense. my divorce is gettin uglier by the day and im feeling like i failure to my kids. but i see it as abuse ..there are no excuses so i had to end it.and when i feel like i have nothing else, i hear my phone ring and on the other end is a guy i met on here that has totally blown me away from the minuite i layed eyes on him.I dont know what it was i was just in awww with him. kinda looked like a badass but when we spoke i was just like omg he is hella sweet. I tried so hard to hold back and be cool about shit but as we progressed in convos i knew even early on i wanted to be with him for real.I held back so bad but it was so hard and I even tried like putting up a wall for protection of my feelings ,but that wall he broke through with force and showed me that there are guys out there that will respect care and love u the way it should be.

Make Your Own Air Freshner!
THIS WILL HELP YOU SAVE SOME MONEY- MIX 1-2 DROPS OF HOLISTIC AROMA'S BERGAMONT ESSENTIAL OIL WITH 12-16 OUNCES OF WATER AND POUR INTO A SPRAY BOTTLE...SHAKE MIXTURE WELL-THEN LIGHTLY MIST (DON'T OVER SPRAY) AS YOU WALK OUT OF EACH ROOM. P.E.A.C.E.

Rate This Stash
THANK YOU ALL ~~ HE MADE IT IN FIRST !! GOOD JOB WSC!! We have been asked to rate this stash.Just go to the page and rate the stash is all you have to do! http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=2799707

Casino's
hey! After playing 25 cent machines, and 50 cent..etc.. would you belive that I won on a Penny machine. Total about 250 dollars ..time it took..about a hour and a half... So after this happen all the people I speak with everyday, I asked them if they have ever won money on a penny machine. Well I was shocked at the answers... Many people have won... While I am on the this subject! I would love to claer up a little myth... The Myth is: slot machines that are on the end of a row have a better pay back precentage... NOPE... But so many people belive that ...so that machine gets played more... hence it turns over more ... Its like when you say the "weathers real shitty let's go to the mall, nobody would venture out in this weather"...ONLY TO FIND THAT THE MALL IS PACKED...lol greggace

Death
For some it's sad and bad. Others use it as a way out from life. Cuase they couldn't bare how someone cared. Hard to compare it's not rare. When's the last time you cared about life. Not that rare when you think fare. Try to copmare death with suicide. Is it fare or just rare you compare.

Fusion
HE OPENS ME AS A FLOWER PETAL SLOWLY OPENED BY THE RAIN AND TAKES OF MY NECTAR AT HIS LEISURE, TO SAVOUR AS IF SO SUCCULENT AND SWEET AROMAS OF PUNGENT JUICES OF OPENED LOVE AND INHALES AS IF IT IS THE SWEETEST SCENT, SYNCHRONIZED BREATHING AS THE RHYTHM FLOWS TO FEVER PITCH RAW ANIMAL NEED. TREMBLING HANDS REACH TO FIST THE SHEETS, I SPREAD TO URGE YOU DEEPER INTO MY WETNESS, AND YOU BURROW INTO MY MOST SECRET PLACE. YOU STOKE THE FIRE OF MY PASSION AND I AM FEVERED, AS MY BODY STIIFFENS AND I CLAIM MY RELEASE, THE GIFT OF YOUR LAVA ESSENCE POOLS IN MY HOTNESS, AND WE MELT TOGETHER AS OUR FUSION OF LUST IS COMPLETE.

Rules Of Disc Golf
DISC GOLF RULES FOR RECREATIONAL PLAY GENERAL Disc Golf is played like ball golf using a flying disc. One point is counted each time the disc is thrown and when a penalty is incurred. The object is to acquire the lowest score, (without cheating). TEE THROWS Tee throws must be completed within or behind the designated tee area. Do not throw until the players in front of you are out of range. LIE The spot where the previous throw has landed, mark with a mini disc or turn over the thrown disc, directly towards the hole or dog leg. THROWING ORDER After teeing off, the player whose disc is farthest from the hole always throws first. The player with the least amount of throws on the previous hole is the first to tee off on the next hole. FAIRWAY THROWS Fairway throws must be made with the foot closest to the hole on the lie. The other foot may be no closer to the hole than the lie. A run-up and normal follow-through, after release, is allowed. DOG

Fuck Love ---- The Birth Of Anti-cupid
DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE FEELINGS AND FEELINGS HAVE NO BASIS IN LOGIC NOR REALITY SO READ WITH THIS IN MIND!! Ok here it is I officially give up. I am no longer gonna seek love nor accept the false hope of finding that special someone. I have heard to often now what a great guy I am but they cant do it. Well neither can I anymore. To watch someone who I care about, flirt and talk shit with someone else is too much for me to bear. So I walk away and they are hurt that I do. Am I wrong? Is it my fault? I guess so. I am told I am being selfish cause I want to walk away from a site cause it hurts me to be there. I am told that I am not thinking of all my friends there. And to a point they are right I am not thinking of them because all I can think of is what I see and it fucking hurts to sit there and watch something that used to be directed at me. I am told I am running away and not fighting for something. WTF is there to fight for if they say "they cant give me what i want" so what

What The F*ck!?!?!
Ugh ok just a little rant bout work for ya.. first i get called in .. early cuz the lil witch yet AGAIN didnt show up. I come in to complete chaos eventhough i was told everything was set up. yeah no no it wasnt not only that. .but 9 damn people in line waiting... so I actually called someone to come in & help get stuff settled.. like she needed that !(ty ty mel I love u) my boss is out of town and having her phone ring off the hook to deal with stuff. the poor woman didnt have time to train either of us as much as she would of liked to because well.. one chick quit & some lil bitch didnt bother to show up & she kinda had to throw us in . No biggie cept we're learning & making mistakes on the way that shes ganna end up getting bitched at about. Then *GRRR* the dude who is supposed to lock up.. didnt bother to check to see if I was still there & locked me in!!! I had to go out the back door to the concession which i promptly called 5 diff people to figure out how to lock this thing u

Bad Drama Bad Bad Drama
why do people give such a rats ass about what random ass fools on a website think about eachother sure rates are cool but really seriously do you guys need to cause drama over a rate yeah there are people that just want to push buttons and rate people 1ns or downrate important pics do you know these people are you ever gonna see them face to face the answer im sure for more than most of you is gonna be no so WHY LET SOMEONES OPINION OF YOU THAT YOU ARE NEVER GONNA MEET AND DOESNT KNOW YOU BOTHER YOU live be happy smile and enjoy this website for what it is if someone is a "point whore" who gives a crap yeah im sure it would be super totaly awesome to be the #1 cherry on fubar but in reality and i understand some of you wonderful people in cyber space has lost the meaning of the word and i am also guilty of that so cheers but back to what i was saying it doesnt matter if people want to lie bitch moan whatever say mean things about you oh well it doesnt matter and are you really gonna le

Aziz And The Donkey's Dick
Aziz and The Donkey's Dick by Paul44 © The old man sat on the bare ground and waited allowing his audience to settle. About them people wondered and ran hither and fro collecting, buying and haggling in the busy market of Nishapur. Somehow in this corner there was a silence that seemed expectant as the youngsters and their elders waited for the man to speak. To look at him would have meant nothing since he seemed so old and weary. His garb was worn and dusty, it spoke of him being a wanderer and a vagabond. Yet a second glance would show a sparkling set of eyes and the dust seemed to shine as diamonds about him. Slowly he lifted his eyes and scanned the expectant crowd. A slight smile lifted the corner of his lip and he stroked his grey dust matted beard. "God has been good to me and I have seen many things," his deep melodious voice caught them in its invisible net and he felt an inaudible sigh spread over the audience. "Let me tell you of someone I met..." He was cal

Casino Debt E
Casino Debt by mcfbridge © Tony walked over to her and she felt him put his hand on her vagina and just stroke it. "That's one nice little pussy you have there, Mrs. McGilney. I want to thank you for sharing it with me so nicely." Like she had any choice in the matter. Then she felt his finger at her wide open hole and in it went. Another finger followed it. Tony told her to open her eyes and when she did, all she could see was her wide open vagina with two of his fingers stuffed in it. Tony was smiling at her. "That is really one very nice pussy, Janice, I'll bet your husband really enjoys it." Janice thought about that for a moment and actually wasn't sure. Her husband was away so often they didn't have sex very often. Even when he was home, he would demand it once or twice a week, but he never commented on it much. He certainly never was very concerned with her pleasure. The only enjoyment she ever got out of sex was with her own hand. Now this stranger was telling her how n

My Artwork Update For October
October 1st update Fate Images http://atemages.fotopic.net/ Adult Images Being your slave, Come here, Feeling lucky tonight? Have a Happy Fetish Halloween, Leashed, Let me bite you, Sincere Thanks, Where’s yours? Computer Graphics 2007 Dragons tag, Fairy b&w, Happy Columbus Day, Happy Halloween, Pirate lady, Stained Glass framed Fairy Angel, Wicca elf, Ying Yang Coming in November! Record albums, Thanksgiving images, More Adult images and Portfolio work. Deep Space One http://deepspaceone.fotopic.net/ All New Wallpapers! Only 1024X768 Wallpapers are in these sections! Sci-Fi Wallpapers Section 1 Babylon Five-Battlestar Galactica Babylon Five “All Alone in the Night”, Babylon Five “Looking into the Future”, Babylon Five “Meeting the Devil”, Babylon Five “Midnight on the Firing Line”, Babylon Five “Sleeping in Light”, Babylon Five “The Grey Council”, Battlestar Galactica “Downloaded”, Battlestar Galactica “Lay Down your Burdens”, Battlestar Galactica “Lost

Sex & Travel
Sex & Travel I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?" She said, "Do you like sex?" I said, "Of course I like sex." She said, "Do you like to travel?" I said, "Yeah, I love to travel." She said, "Then fuck off."

Sids The Silent Killer-
A lack of answers is part of what makes sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) so frightening. SIDS is the leading cause of death among infants who are 1 month to 1 year old, and claims the lives of about 2,500 infants each year in the United States. It remains unpredictable despite years of research. Even so, you can take steps to help reduce the risk of SIDS in your infant. First and foremost, put your infant to sleep on his or her back if the baby is younger Searching for Answers As the name implies, SIDS is the sudden and unexplained death of an infant who is younger than 1 year old. It is a frightening prospect because it can strike without warning, usually in a seemingly healthy infant. Most SIDS deaths are associated with sleep (hence the common reference to "crib death"), and infants who die of SIDS show no signs of suffering. While most conditions or diseases usually are diagnosed by the presence of specific symptoms, most SIDS diagnoses come only after all other possible c

When Does It Stop?
when does the drama stop? I've asked myself this question alot. Why do people get off on makeing others go through hell? It doesn't make any sence to me at all. I have been through alot since i have been on cherrytap/fubar what ever you want to call it, as i'm sure alot of others have also, and it's ridiculous. But what can you do about it really, it's not like some ppl care. Anyways this will be my one and only blog..maybe things will change maybe not..thank you to the few that actually care out there and i hope all others have a wonderful time on here and don't have to put up with this mess.

So So Bored
The main reason I hate going to work is that I never have shit to do. It freaking sucks. To be totally random though, I'd like to thank the little bird that made a point of chirping it's lungs out right ouside my window this morning. Without him, I might not have waken up on time this morning. :D

That's Not Very Nice. *pouts*
I was just talking to Papote in the hallway and he was asking me how Saturday went and how much did I drink. When I told him he told me that was bullshit, that no one can drink that much and stay sober. Well I did damn it. RUBY! GET HIM! :(

Show Up
hello,i am in and feel real psychic,just look me up.im a dead man to some,been done in and out of the fury,want more of it.i could go on and on about it.real ghost pictures haunt my dresser drawer and real voices haunt my world.its not much,they are around and scare the bedevil out of angels.writing more now at gotpoetry as bedevil and some at writerscafe as to-wit,both are me,people ask.i can be found at poetic mic and poetrysoup as to-wit.your right,its nice to be a legend,lol.i get by,i have written several books about my dealings with ghosts and am currently searching for a do it your self publisher.thats about all,give me a call,to-wit.

Darkness
† I tremble in darkness Afraid of the unseen Scared of what lurks in shadow. I yearn to be free Unbound from my chains To run through field and medow. Unable to move From this place I am in Will I ever be released? My doubt and my pain I hold deep inside me Prevent me from finding peace. Alone in the dark Trapped forever I wonder if here I will die. Falling to the ground I Clench both my fists And reach them to an unseen sky. †

Sooo Simple Summer Chicken Salad
This is so delish, yet simple. The colors and smells scream SUMMER... You will love it, enjoy!!! Ingredients 2 C. white chichen meat, canned is fine 3/4 C. grapes, cut in halves 1/4 C. walnuts, chopped 1/4 C. celery, chopped 2 Tbs. shallots 1 Tbs. fresh mint Sea salt and pepper to taste 3/4 C. favorite mayo Directions Mix all ingredients together. Serve with flour tortillas. Serving Size 4 Preparation Time 15 minutes

Baked Pizza Sandwich
This hearty sandwich uses a biscuit base and features pizza sauce, mozzarella, and ground beef. Ingredients 1 lb. Lean Ground Beef 15 oz. Tomato Sauce; 1 can 15 oz. Pizza Sauce; 1 can 1 tsp. Oregano Leaves 2 C. Biscuit Baking Mix 1 Egg, large 3/4 C. Milk 8 oz. Cheese, American or Mozzarella 2 oz. Mushrooms; Sliced, Drained 1/4 C. Parmesan Cheese; Grated Directions * Use 1 8-oz package of sliced process American Or mozzarella cheese. Heat the oven to 400 degrees F. Cook and stir the meat in a large skillet until brown. Drain off the excess fat. Stir in half of the tomato sauce and the oregano leaves into the meat mixture. Heat to boiling then reduce the heat and simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. While the meat mixture is simmering, mix the baking mix, egg and the milk. Measure out 3/4 C. of the batter and set aside. Spread the remaining batter in a greased baking pan 9 X 9 X 2-inches. Pour into the remaining tomato sauce over the batter, spreading evenly. Layer 4 slice

Glass Shatters
Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Stand up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will. Stand up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring. You know it's only the beginning. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, something and someone to hide you. I'm breaking the living inside you, don't run away, bring it on straight to me!

Eyes Of The Tigress B
Eyes Of The Tigress by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by DC Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. "Oh my head," Selina Kyle softly moaned as she opened her eyes and attempted to jump up in her bed, causing a quick flash of pain from her left temple. The fact that she was in a bed, and not one in the prison hospital, surprised her almost as much as the fact she was no longer in costume. Instead she was wearing a simple blue nightshirt with two white kittens playing with a ball of twine on the front. Suspicious eyes took in her surroundings. The bedroom looked as if it had been furnished out of a mail order catalogue, simple yet impersonal. Moving slower this time, she

New Partners In Crime Fighting A
New Partners In Crime Fighting (lesbian celebrity) Title: New Partners In Crime Fighting Author: John O'Connor Series: "Birds Of Prey" Pairing: Barbara/Dinah. Rating: NC-17 for graphic lesbian sex. Disclaimer: "Birds Of Prey", it's characters, locations, etc are copyright DC Comics, Time Warner, and the WB Network. No infringement for profit is intended. This is strictly for fun. Summary: Barbara awakens from a vivid dream to find it may not have been as imaginary as she hoped. Note: Slight spoilers for "Pilot", "Sins Of The Mother", "Lady Shiva", and "Devil's Eyes". _______________________________________________________ New Partners In Crime Fighting 1) The Morning After The conscious world slowly intruded on one of the most wonderful dreams Barbara Gordon had ever experienced. The details were so intense she could practically taste them. In the dream that she desperately tried to retain, she had been making sweet, passionate love

Shades On Mt. Rushmore?
Good Morning, a wet one here. Rain was the topic for Monday hopefully Tuesday sheds some sunshine on us. Did you hear a company by the name of ProShade that makes a 3-in-1 gadget that combines a visor, sunglasses and a lanyard--which is a cord and a hook that allows you to carry something on them, like keys or a pocketknife or what have you. Proshade made an intriguing offer to the National Park Service back in 2006 when they proposed to give $4 million to Mount Rushmore in exchange for getting to put a logo visor on each of the presidents' heads. The company explained in a news release, "The National Park Service needs more support in preserving Mount Rushmore. There's a dearth of funding in the budget to provide the national landmark with the facelift it needs. If they accept, we'd like this to go toward preservation efforts-including a much-needed pressurized wash." Wow… what won’t companies do to make a dollar? Sounds almost like TACO-BELL’S (no relation to me) stunt about buying

Remember
DISTURBED LYRICS "Remember" Sensation washes over me I can't describe it Pain I felt so long ago I don't remember Tear a hole so I can see My devastation Feelings from so long ago I don't remember Holding on, to let them know What's given to me, given to me To hide behind The mask this time And try to believe Blind your eyes to what you see You can't embrace it Leave it well enough alone And don't remember Cut your pride and watch it bleed You can't deny it Pain you know you can't ignore I don't remember Holding on, to let them know What's given to me, given to me To hide behind The mask this time And try to believe If I can Remember To know this will Conquer me If I can Just walk alone And try to escape Into me [whispering:] Sensation washes over me I can't describe it Pain I felt so long ago I don't remember I'm just holding on, to let them know What's given to me, given to me To hide behind The mask this time And try to be

Last Prayer
I never wanted it to be this way, to live in sorrow every day. I had always kept hope in my mind, tryin to leave these tears behind. But, somehow i get dragged back in, i guess this is my punishment from all that i've sinned. So weak i kneel to pray, bleeding tears taste in my mouth as i say..... "Dear God, forgive me for i have sinned, but this is no cofession, i pray for the end. I've lived my life through hardships and all, i never thought you'd let me fall" "I guess i wasn't important enough for you to make my hand, as you can see now, i can barely stand. Its my fault though, i was too weak. I've died inside with no solutions to seek." "I blame myself for the mess that i'm in, i blame myself for how things have been. You may have held out your hand but i was too blind to see, but everythings been done. Just let me be." "I have one last request if i may ask, protect and comfort my family and friends, i don't want them sad. Help them understand i stopped

Hollow
SUBMERSED LYRICS "Hollow" To you I'm all I've left undone I'm all I haven't won Lift me up my soul's so hollow Lift me up You take The breath you didn't make What's left you did forsake Lift me up my soul's so hollow Lift me up my soul's so hollow You can make me scream internally You can make me breathe eternally Yeah You see The things I cannot change The things that make me plain Lift me up my soul's so hollow Lift me up We've made All from the sum of none All that we have become Lift me up my soul's so hollow Lift me up my soul's so hollow You can make me scream internally You can make me breathe eternally You can make me scream internally You can make me breathe eternally Yeah Fill, fill what's in me Fill, fill what's in you Fill, fill what's in me So my soul's not left so hollow You can make me SCREAM You can make me BREATHE You can make me scream internally You can make me breathe eternally You can make me scream You

Blow Jobs - The Female Perspective
Blow Jobs - The Female Perspective 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair

It's Ahmazing!
How people try to be smarter than me. Or even think they can be. I don't understand why people would think that they could get the upperhand on me. I mean, seriously. Don't you pay attention? I'm the epicenter of most of the things that I do. In other words, I have a look at everything that's going on and I direct the flow. Never try to outdo someone you don't really know. It'll never work. Especially not when it's me. :D

Faraway Fairytale
A distant dream, Of a castle by the sea, A heart longing for that day, When all your dreams come true A princess of beauty, Stays in your mind, Her image is so majestic, So mesmerizing and breathtaking A handsome prince, Always on your mind, Trying to picture him, Right in front of you Your dreams of the castle by the sea, Remain forever, A faraway fairytale, That will never happen

Party With Me Next Weekend!
Hi, I hope I'm not bothering you. I just wanted to check to see if you might be interested in coming out to party with me next weekend? Me and a few other girls are having a birthday party at a couple of bars near Phoenix on Oct. 12th and 13th. and I thought the more the merrier right? So if you live in the area or are going to be in that area would love to have you come hang out and party with us! It's sure to be a fun time! Here's the details. Who's Coming ... Faith - The Host! Dawn Marie Serena Paige Summer Lynn Aimeelynn Jezabelle Alanna ZoeZane Sandra Party Details This is an over 21 event, and you must have a valid picture id with you to enter! CLICK HERE TO ADD YOURSELF TO THE ATTENDANCE LIST! Friday Night October 12th (Non-Nude) Monastery 4810 E Mckellips Rd Mesa, AZ 85215 CLICK HERE FOR WEBSITE! This will be a casual fun night!! Monastery is a great place to get to know each other... there are barbecue g

Take My Hand
Take my hand now don't you cry, I will be back someday. Wipe away the tears it will only be for alittle while. Take my hand now dont you ever forget i will always love and care for you. Where ever life leads i will always be right beside you. Take my hand now. I cant find the words to say goodbye, so i say see you later my friend. Life has been a struggle and we have come to the end of the road. Take my hand one last time. Take my hand and know that our friendship meant the world to me, it has grown stronger through the months that we have talked which makes it hard to walk away. You made me smile through the darkest pain, and wiped away the tears even though you werent here. You took the time to care for me. I will never ever forget you. Take my hand it is time my friend, to face new challanges, and hopefully see beyond the things that i couldnt before. I hope that life treats you well. Take my hand now and dont you cry I will be back someday. Take my

The 10 Most Important Things Are...
LOVE The Special Feeling That Makes You Feel All Warm And Wonderful. RESPECT Treating Others As Well As You Would Like To Be Treated. APPRECIATION To Be Grateful For All The Good Things Life Has To Offer. HAPPINESS The Full Enjoyment Of Each Moment. A Smiling Face. FORGIVENESS The Ability To Let Things Be Without Anger. SHARING The Joy Of Giving Without Thought Of Receiving. HONESTY The Quality Of Always Telling The Truth. INTEGRITY The Purity Of Doing What's Right, No Matter What. COMPASSION The Essence Of Feeling Another's Pain, While Easing Their Hurt. PEACE The Reward For Living The 10 Most Important Things. -- Author Unknown

Parenting Tips
okay so i'm not a parent but here are somethings i think parents shouldn't do: for starters, don't take 7 somas and then forget your 9 year old went to school that day. so because you forget, you call your neighbor and ask if your child is at their house before school gets out. secondly, don't abuse your kids and then blame your substance/alcohol abuse for it. when you kick your wife and her kids out, then bring them back and tell them to stop living in the past because they seem to dwell on all the shitty things you did/said to them... think twice about what you say to the oldest child because this one has a sharp tongue and dosen't take your bullshit excuses. these are my thoughts for now, but i'll keep you posted.

Work Really Sucks
Well as some of you know my job has been up and down lately. Well today it hit an all time low. I got laid off for the first time ever in my life and I am totally freaking out. Im not sure what to think of it right now. I know I am trying to keep a postive outlook and know that I need this time to study and get caught up at school and get some rest but at the same im looking at the stack of bills on my counter and wondering how in the hell am I going to pay all of them :( Any suggestions on how to keep my sanity besides drink myself stupid???

Im Going To Be Out Of Town
OK CREW IM GOING TO BE OUT OF TOWN 7TH THRU THE 11TH AND IF THERES ANY PROBLEMS CONTACT SIMPLY AMAZING OR DESI .....DESI CAN ONLY TAKE A MESSAGE AND SHE WILL GET IT DEALT WITH FROM SIMPLY AMAZING OR MYSELF THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

93,000 To Godmother
PLEASE EVERYONE TAKE SOME TIME GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE. ALL LEVELERS REPOST THE BULLETIN THE MORE PEOPLE THAT SEE IT THE MORE HELP SHE WILL GET AND WE CAN GET THIS DONE SO MUCH FASTER!!! DONT LOOK AT THE AMOUNT SHE NEEDS JUST GO SHOW LOVE!!!!! She's sooooooo close it's disgusting that she isn't there yet!! A mere 93,000 points away with 4 happy hours lined up. Let's end this insanity once and for all. If you have it in your hearts to give her some pic/stash rates during your down time...it'd be GREATLY appreciated!!! Thanks. :) *~þöŁşķįĆħęŗŗŷ~*@ fubar

Fortune Teller
Fortune Teller by TrishaMonks © The ball was made of clear crystal and was a perfect sphere, some nine inches in diameter, its surface reflecting the faces of the four women who sat huddled around it. Two of the women were blondes, their hair dangling in sun-bleached tresses down their backs, their blue eyes twinkling as they peered excitedly at the glass ball. Their companion, a sleek brunette, seemed somewhat less interested, her mouth opening in a wide yawn as she looked across the table. There, sitting directly opposite in a richly-carved chair, sat a silver-haired woman of advanced years, her purple silk robe wrapped tightly around her bony shoulders. "Well, Morgantha," said the brunette. "What murky deeds do your old eyes see in the glass?" "Patience, Sharmoon!" the elderly woman replied. "Have patience, for the gods of fate do not hurry about their task." The brunette yawned again, shifting position and making her chair creak. "I need a drink," she said, poking t

In The News Today (10-6-07)
Cop Uses BB Gun to Save 'Jarhead' Skunk By Associated Press Sat Oct 6, 1:56 AM CARROLLTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. - These are the salad days for one lucky skunk. Officer James Kellett said a skunk whose head was stuck in an empty salad dressing jar wandered into the police station's parking lot Thursday in Carrollton Township, near Saginaw and about 80 miles north of Detroit. Kellett wanted to serve and protect the white-striped weasel, but wasn't interested in any resistance _ spray or otherwise. So he grabbed a BB gun used in hunters' safety courses and shot at the jar from about 40 feet. The shots cracked and shattered the jar, leaving a glass collar around the skunk's neck. With its head free, the skunk ran off. "I didn't want to use deadly force, and it is a residential area," Kellett told The Saginaw News. "The way he was when he took off, he was able to eat, breathe and spray _ and do anything else skunks like to do." Kellett didn't get much in the way of gratitude, but

When Can The Thoughts Quit Running Through My Mind ?????
Today is sat. oct the 6th...2 days from my little nephews 1st b-day...And it is also the say day, my ex gf and I broke up... I guess somethings just don't make any sense at all. I have so much on my mind ater sleeping about 2 and half hours cuz I can't sleep after being woke up... I ran into a buddy of mine the other night and we were chatting for a moment. Well I had to ask if my ex boss need any extra help. Just for the simple fact I am looking for work. That would kinda be nice right now, to be able to work again. Maybe it might help ease things off my mind. Like last night, my mom came home and wanted to switch out the stove and refidgerater out which that also meant I had to move the 220 stove outlet and wire as well...Well after moving it and turning on prower ok it popped...I knew what it was that did it as well.So I take the outlet cover off and tighten the wires up more and turned the prower back on it didn't do it...My mom is sitting there flipping out s

Anne's First Business Trip
Anne's First Business Trip by womenlover © Scott had hired Anne as a part-time office assistant during her freshman year of college. At the time, the entire office staff were middle-aged women and while they were efficient in their work, none of them would ever be mistaken for a beauty queen. Scott was use to working with young attractive people in his previous position and was determined to liven up the place with every new hire. Anne was an easy choice. At 5' 7" and approximately 130 pounds with shoulder length blonde hair, she was stunningly attractive, but she quickly proved to everyone that she would be more than just eye candy. She was far more mature than most college students and her outgoing, down to earth attitude became contagious and everyone took an immediate liking to her. Scott absolutely loved having Anne work for him. Not only was she cool to talk with and great to look at, but as time went on her responsibilities increased and she became one of his most valued

An Autumn Interlude
An Autumn Interlude by MayhemLass © I love to make love outdoors ... not sure if you've ever done that but it's quite wonderful. And autumn in Canada is the very best season to enjoy. so I imagine ... The air is crisp and cool, the sky that intense almost impressionist blue that only occurs in the fall. Around us, the forest is a blaze of colour – red, orange and yellows illuminate and shine, shimmering almost painfully against the deep cerulean blue of the sky. We walk, hand in hand, crunching leaves underfoot, our breaths frosty but bundled against the cooler sweet air. You turn, you take me and push me against the knarly, rough bark of a large oak, its great limbs bedecked with a gaudy somehow magnificent show of falling leaves. I close my eyes, just feeling as your lips meet mine and your cool hands clasp my sweatered waist. We kiss, deep, long and passionate and I feel the ache begin deep within. Against my slender hips, I feel you stirring. Your hands fumble at my

Babysitter
Babysitter by indianbarbie86 © As I'm a student at University, I often find myself strapped for cash if I want to have a night out so I sometimes earn £30 a night by taking care of children while parents are out for an evening. And I'm well known around the town for being a very reliable young lady (They often feel obliged to pay me extra for all the cleaning and dishes done etc). Anyway, a received a phone call from a man saying his wife was out of town on business for a week and he wanted to go out with his friends for the night and asked if I could look after his 8month old baby. I was more than happy to do so as babies are easy to look after and dads usually end up paying me more money. I showed up at 8pm like asked, wearing a comfortable valor red rare skirt, matching hoodie, short tank top inside and my timberland boots. In was wearing a matching headband to hold back my big long black hair from my face. I decided to take a book incase there was nothing on TV. I rang th

A Drop Of Inque B
The Account Executive by wild_jay © Ginny was a 'natural'. Her salesmanship and account management skills had landed her a position with one of the top ad agencies in the Bay area. She had systematically acquired several high profile hi-tech firms and signed them to global contracts. Her account portfolio had over doubled in the past year, as it had the two previous years. Ginny was high energy, a dynamo rising quickly in the eyes of the firm. She had set a reputation for winning. I knew of her as I had competed with her for a number of accounts. Ginny was tenacious, and her agency's capabilities and professional reputation gave her a clear advantage. We had met socially at business functions, she had always attended alone as had I. Contact with her had always been slightly strained, I felt she viewed me with caution, as she would any competitor. In spite of her 'all business' demeanor I found her incredibly attractive. Ginny had strong features and a compact athletic lookin

Weekend Drive
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Blonde Genie
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE? A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp parially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's th e two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first wish having all t

To All My Blog Readers!!!
come check out my newest friend!!! She's hella awesome!! Chastine@ fubar We met under some shitty circumstances, BUT she's awesome!! Come show her love!!! (although we can't rate til later tonight or whenever!!!) Friend her fan her, leave her some comments!!! I say she kicks ass, SO BE IT THEN!! And to thos of you keeping up w/ my drama.. OMG, SOME MEN ARE FUCKING LOSERS!! or, boys... i should say much love to you all!!

Vegas
Just got back had a great time. Will be posting lots of pics soon so stop by often. Thanks to all for the birthday love. If you have stopped by in the last week sorry I couldn't get back to you as I was not at home and my bartab will not show it because it is so full. But thanks again for those who stopped by. xo

Death Cab To Kill Me
Breathe child, you are free of hate And I envy you I want to bash you to sleep And steal your peace. For I am weak and there is no rest for the wicked. And as a child the life was bludgeoned from my being All that I have left is a shell. Love me not, for I will destroy you. I know this and I hold this fact dear. I enjoy knowing I will be alone at the time of my demise. Singing suicide hymns for no one to hear. It’s alright now. Basking in the glory of defeat… Cause darling, it’s all I have left now. And secretly, subconsciously I think, I wish for nothing more than to grab your hand And pull you into the abyss with me And for you to fill this emptiness that is no longer a part of me. It IS me.

Dear Ex
Dear Ex, Hello Will, How are you? I know it's been a while since I contacted you last. Sorry, I did not return your last call, text or email and no, I was not at home the other day when you popped by uninvited to say "HI"! It's the time of year when most find themselves pondering and remembering all that they are thankful for and when I was doing so you came to me in thought. I just wanted to take a moment and personally thank you for all that I got out of our relationship. You have helped me so much on my way through the different shades of green, brown and weed infested grass that I am so lucky to have made it past! I have grown and blossomed as a person and a lover from what we shared. Oh, don't worry... Not trying to rekindle anything here... No not that at all!! Now your probably wondering... Then why this letter? Why now? I just have a few more things I want to thank you for that's all... Thank you for always noticing when I got my hair done

The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Becasue it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveld by, And that has made all the difference Robert Frost To those who don't know me well this is one of my favorite poems! I try to live by this poem.

Poem6 I Wrote.
it creeps from behind like a hurricane in a light spring drizzle. the fear of fading out of the light. its the monster under ever childs bed and all the nightmares that fill our heads. a theif in the night taking what is mine. if it gets too close your life it will ignite. taking everything you hold so close and still consider it a friend. betrayal and lies are all youll become. all you do it will control. the love and need will overwhelm you. just to feel the rush again. everyday theres sum1 that feels this way. bud do you? and if so is it too late for you to escape?

Hey Help Out The Ghost Rider And Wildcat
HEY EVERYONE WE ARE IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD GET OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP US OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED AND WE REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON AND GIVE GREAT FRIENDS A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL.I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE ALREADY BOMBING CONTESTS OR GIVEAWAYS BUT IF YOU COULD POSSIBLY STOP BY OURS AND LEAVE A FEW WE WOULD DEFINITELY APPRECIATE IT. Fire My Words

10 Roses
I'm Sending You Ten Roses Each rose carries a different Blessing for you! This Rose is for Friendship This Rose is for Love This Rose is for Money This Rose is for Happiness This Rose is for Popularity This Rose is for Knowledge This Rose is for Cuteness This Rose is for Family This Rose is for Honesty This Rose is for Long Life This is a friend test. Send this to as many friends as you possibly can and if you get it back, you truly will know who your friends are.

More Romance.....
girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Braille Is Worthless
.:..: :..:.:. :. :. .: ::. .: (Braille is worthless) When a man pays his hard earned dollars so that blind people can find their way out of libraries, you know it's time to start murdering cripples. I went to the library to pick out a new self help book. While I was waiting for the elevator doors to open, some braille dots caught my eye next to the buttons on the wall. The first thing that occured to me was "What are blind people doing in a library?" This made me think, and as my anger and frusteration increased, I came to the conclusion that even if blind people had a use for a library, having braille on an elevator is redundant because there are only two buttons - up and down. Instead of feeling twenty little metal beads, blind people just have to feel for a couple giant dots. What a waste of tax money. Thinking further about how much people like Hellen Keller piss me off, I got an idea to get back at all the disgruntled handicapped folk who petitioned the government to u

The Premature Burial By Edgar Allen Poe
The Premature Burial by Edgar Allen Poe There are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too entirely horrible for the purposes of legitimate fiction. These the mere romanticist must eschew, if he do not wish to offend or to disgust. They are with propriety handled only when the severity and majesty of Truth sanctify and sustain them. We thrill, for example, with the most intense of "pleasurable pain" over the accounts of the Passage of the Beresina, of the Earthquake at Lisbon, of the Plague at London, of the Massacre of St. Bartholomew, or of the stifling of the hundred and twenty-three prisoners in the Black Hole at Calcutta. But in these accounts it is the fact - -- it is the reality - -- it is the history which excites. As inventions, we should regard them with simple abhorrence. I have mentioned some few of the more prominent and august calamities on record; but in these it is the extent, not less than the character of the calamity, which so v

Nghĩ Về Dòng Chảy Dòng Sông Phố Hoa 2
2. Những năm trước ngày được “giải phóng”, chợ Đà lạt là một trong những trung tâm đấu tranh cách mạng của nhân dân thành phố! Lực lượng tiểu thương chợ Đà Lạt là “hậu phương” cho các lực lượng đấu tranh đòi dân chủ, dân sinh, đòi hòa bình, tự do, độc lập! Không có lực lượng ấy những cuộc đấu tranh như những thời kỳ năm 1963, 1966, 1971…khó mà có thắng lợi, tạo nên sự lan tỏa, duy trì lực lượng cho đến ngày ”chính quyền về tay nhân dân”!. Tiểu thương chợ Đà lạt ngày ấy đều là những người lao động nghèo khổ, cũng là một t

Mexican Earthquake
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada sends troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. Saudi Arabia sends oil. Other Latin American countries send supplies. The European community (except France) sends food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, sends two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones. God bless America!

To All The Ladie
yo yo yo all ladies wlcome to intouchjamz site I'am jay your friend what to show you love dallas tx style hit me at jay7779311@yahoo.com or myspace.com/jayontheonesintwos a DJ.SERVICE IN THE DALLAS FT.WORTH AREA FOR MORE INFO: MY E-MAIL IS jay7779311@ayhoo.com thanks for your sopport my sweet in cool ladies.

Help My Baby Godmother Please
Please help me out here... My baby wants to godfather before she leaves this morning. Please stop by by & show momma some love. She's always helping others... now it's our turn. Let's get this done!! :) ♥Ħõŧ Mõммã♥ õғ Ŧhẽ МãҒiã'@ fubar THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE KDM

5th Year Anniversary Of Evan's Death
This is long and grief filled. Just don't bother reading it. Well. Today is the day. And I don't know what to make of it all. I am now just as he left me, alone in the house, only this time I'm not pregnant but I still am 'with child'. I still clearly remember the day he left, when we were all waiting for the buses to come. We were waiting on that road behind the gym. I had gotten permission from my 1SG to go say goodbye to him, even though we weren't married. All the spouses and girlfriends were all crying, except me. I was in love with the biggest man in the unit. I swear that guy was bulletproof. all of 6'5" and 280, damn near all of it in his upper body. I knew his ass would be coming back. When the buses finally came and he got his platoon formed up, he got them all on the bus, and came up to me, and hugged me. I had always gotten swallowed up in his huge arms and nothin felt off, but this time I almost couldn't breathe. He was squeezing me like he would never see me again

February 4, 2007 Sad Story Of My Life
I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I hate myself for what I'm thinking about. I don't know how I can even think it. I now know what it feels like though. I feel so trapt. I don't want to hurt anyone. I see some upside but yet the downside and the worst is what I fear. What is she talking about, you may ask? I have a bf that I love, but I'm falling for someone else that I can actually see a future with and it scares the shit out of me. I don't want to be hurt. But yet I feel so selfish. Maybe I should take some time and try to figure out what I really want. I thought being with someone would make me happy. But being with the one I'm with doesn't really give me the fulfilled meaning that I need. I feel just as alone as I felt when I was just single. We don't live together. He actually lives about 100 miles from me and we see each other about 2 - 3 times a month, maybe. I want more. I want to be able to see someone more than that. To feel the passion that I long for and desire. I don't

June 26, 2006
Well, here it goes again... I have met someone, yet again! lol. I really like this guy and it bothers me that I do. There's nothing wrong with him. But I know that there are a few things about him that I do not like. And there are a few things that people will point out... Here's some things about him. I know that this will make a few people mad, but I really don't give a shit. He's older than me, he's 47. He has children and grandchildren. Which his children are around my age and a little bit younger, the grandchildren are around my children's age. That doesn't bother me at all. We can see eye to eye, literaly... lol. I don't like the fact that he snores, has a hard ass bed, he dips and has the same name as one of my brothers that I don't like. He's a biker and a truck driver. He's a little taller than me. He's bald and has a long goatee. I can really get along with him. We really get along with one another despite the age differences and the other differences. We can see past those t

Pic Folders
They are set for FRIENDS only for a reason. I got a shout from a person asking how can one befriend me if all my pics folders are private? Well the way I see it, if anyone wants to befriend me all they have to do is READ MY PROFILE, send a friend request with something in it and I might just add you. I do NOT add friends based on their looks, I don't have to see their pic first to add them. If they bothered to fill out their profile then I take the time to READ it. As my profile says, if you send an EMPTY request I will DENY you right then. I do however check out your page and if I see anything that interests me I will rate any and all as well. I just will NOT accept an EMPTY friends request. On that note.. I hope you all have a wonderful day!

I've Decided...
that i have no idea what it is that i'm doing with this life, but obviously it's not working. i'm about to start packing a couple of bags and i'm going to take a few things to a pawn shop, get whatever $ i can, and i'm going south...until i either run out of $ or find somewhere that I can make some $. i'm tired of fake ass people, with their fake ass job opportunities, when all they want is a blow job. believe me, it hasn't come to that yet, but if it does, it's going to cost you a hell of a lot more than $20/hour. i'm tired of people saying "you're beautiful" and "i love your art" but when it comes time to cast for your halloween show, do you cast me? no. do i hear back from the 100's of emails i send out daily? no. i'm sick of responding to emails and getting nothiing back, just the thought of some guy on the receiving end sitting there jacking his dick to all the responses he's getting. if you're using my pics to get off on, at least give me the fucking satisfaction of knowin

Snakes, Anyone?
Snakes, Anyone? Next time you have that feeling of butterflies in your stomach, think about this story. Yeter Yildirim, a 15 year old Turkish girl, had suffered from stomach pains for over five years. They were a constant torment to the girl. She had gone from a happy girl with lots of friends to a lonesome girl who suffered sever head aches and stomach pain. Her family was shunned by suspicious villagers in their little farming community. Eventually Yeter's family moved 80 miles away because they were being persecuted by the town. As her symptoms worsened, her family finally took her to a hospital. The doctors x-rayed her and went to talk to her parents. They matter-of-factly stated that there would be no problem removing the snakes from the young girls stomach. "What snakes??" asked her shocked parents. The x-rays showed three snakes living in the girl's stomach, water snakes that she had apparently swallowed as eggs while drinking from a stream. They hatched and lived there

Broken Heart
If home is where the heart is, Then I have a broken heart and home. For nothing can compare to the pain, Of returning here again, all alone. I've cried so many tears that I've filled the stream near by. I'd stil be crying now but my eyes have gone dry. I don't want to be here, in this cold and lonely place. I want to be in your arms, with your kiss apon my face. When I look into the night and see the moon up above, I want to feel you holding me, wrapped safely in your love.

Rebel's Of The Sacred Heart- Flogging Molly
Honestly- I think the song speaks for itself.... Now i`m aiming for heaven But probably wind up down in hell Where upon this alter I will hang my guilt ridden head But it`s time i`ll take before I begin Three sheets to the wind, three sheets to the wind Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep We`re the rebels of the sacred heart I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep We`re the rebels of the sacred heart Terrified of the open road Yeah, where it leads ya never know But rest assured he`ll be on you back Yeah, the holy ghost through his tounges in black As th band dog howls and the young girl cries The blessed virgin in her proud dad`s eye The albatross hanging round your neck Is the cross you bare for your sins he bleeds Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep We`re the rebels of the sacred heart Genuflect all you refugees who fled the

Kiss Me, I'm Shit Faced - Dropkick Murphys
hahaha--- can ya tell I'm feelin better already? ;) yay dropkick!!!! DROPKICK MURPHYS LYRICS "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" I play in a band, we're the best in the land We're big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty These other gals mean nothing to me Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see [Chorus:] So kiss me, I'm shitfaced I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me And I only bought her one round I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star with degrees from both Harvard and Yale Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine I've had far better sex while in jail I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour I cook the world's best duck flambe I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me I don't need these lines to ge

Little Shop Lounge
WE ARE BACK AND LOOKING FOR OLD MEMBERS AND NEW OUR PLACE TO HANG AND MEET FRIENDS NOT TRYING TO BE NUMBER ONE JUST LOVE OUR FRIENDS.COME JOIN US DHoltStingray*@ fubar&CRAZY SEXYSISSY& DHolts~ LITTLE SHOP OF HORROR~~Memory Lounge of Lovely Ray & Angels~Prayers for Ste@ fubar WE CANT LEAVE OUT SLADE & HIS GREAT MUSIC FROM FULL THROTTLE RADIO

The Life Cycle Of A Human.
So you're born. Now you're an infant. Possibly fucked in the head, but an ugly creature none-the-less. Often times resembling an upside-down cricket. Many people believe that giving birth is a difficult process. Many people are wrong. Not about birth being a difficult process, but just in general many people are wrong.. often about quizzicle facoids that they make up off the top of their heads to impress friends. So you're an infant. Right as your existence is kicked off, you're set up for a hardy dose of irony. The most defining moment in your life was spent sliding out of a slippery tube while your mother is screaming cuss words. Cut to four years old at the waterpark. Learned behavior? I'd say so. Regardless, your parents still get mad at you for cussing when they gave you the idea in the first place. That's reason enough to axe them in the face when you're 15. That's why downs syndrome children are so good at going down water slides feet-first. Now

I Was...=)
i was the girl...who loved you. i was the girl...who waited for you. i was the girl..that thought you could do no wrong. i was the girl..who put you on a pedestal. i was the girl..who treasured every moment spent with you. i was the girl..who wanted to end up with you. but... i waited...i loved...and where were you. now im gonna be the girl you never 4get. and you will be the boy. who someday is gonna feel some regret.

One Lonely Day Has All But Passed
one lonely day has all but passed one lonely day has all but passed since i held you in my arms And truly did i think i'd last At least aday without you'r charms Hard work i thought will keep me sane blot you out dull the pain And easily i will contain A love from which i must adstain But all day long me thoughts do shout you'r name without a moments rest in truth i cannot blot you out for i am hopelessly possessed It,s done from where they dwell my passions rise and then they swell to frenzied heights they heave and thrust and fill with desire and lust one lonely day has all but passed i really thought that i would last a day -alone-is agony....

We Have New Members
WELCOME WITH ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN TO THESE NEW MEMBERS AS WE WELCOME ALL NEW MEMBERS IceAngel ~Dirty South Crew~ ~Ice's fu wife~ ~CO-Founder of D&DC~@ fubar DJ SQUEAK`ROO Jacquie BF~n~Crazy Bytch's Desi Aussie(K.O.P.E)~(D&DC)@ fubar

Thoreau Quote
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." Henery David Thoreau Walden, 1854

Words
Today we had a fight A few things i said , I didnt mean to say Everytime we fight We drift farther and farther away I went to my room I felt i needed to cry Huddled in my closet I could only ask myself why You came into my room In my closet you saw me crying I hate how you can get to me The worst without even trying Not a day goes by that we dont fight I still think there is hope All the tears and hurtfull words I dont know how to cope I dont say your to blame For every single fight I wish there was a way To turn the wrong into the right

See Her
her touch burns her kiss chills her body is heaven her mind is open her soul is beautiful her heart is pure her words are passionate her integrity precious her intelligence astounding Can anyone ever see this in me?

The Value Of A Good Drink
'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.' ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ' ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.' ~ Henny Youngman

Ever A Kiss So Raw
Ever a Kiss so Raw by James Cody © I was tired of running from her. I never stayed more than a few months to a year in one place, working the odd job, making the odd friend. But then the deaths would start: stray animals found drained of blood; livestock mutilated and eaten; a child would go missing and would be found, torn and chewed. I'd be on the road by then, hitching my way cross country to find another beginning in another hiding place. As luck would have it I was now back where it all began. The house had been abandoned once I left. No one would want to live in the house where the crazy man tried to bring his dead wife back to life. If they'd known I'd succeeded it might actually have been a worthwhile tourist attraction: The New House of Frankenstein. I smiled at that. I wasn't actually Frankenstein, though. On the twelfth night of the twelfth month after her death, I spilt the blood of 12 people -- six men and six women -- over the spot where I'd buried her behind t

Fellatio In A Van
Fellatio in a Van by WFEATHER © I groaned aloud as she took me into her throat, my testicles full of need, her painted lips firmly sealed around the root of my length. On my back upon the floor of the van, I was practically in heaven. Even with my eyes open, it was difficult to see, in part due to the heavily-tinted windows, and in part due to the near-total darkness of the thick grove of trees in which she had parked the van. But I did not need to see to know that she was an expert at what she was doing. I had met her at my favorite club. I had gone solo, not necessarily looking to hook up with anyone, but certainly hoping to meet one or two beautiful young women in the hopes of starting something that might come to fruition at some point down the road. That was odd, for we were truly down the road from the city, out on the edge of farm country, and things were indeed coming to fruition. She gagged around me, the sound wonderful and the feeling sensational. Yet sti

Soul Mate
we meet on the street my true love and i by chance or by fate i cannot decide but there's another not me at his side i know the moment his eyes lock with mine i've gone through my life ignorant and blind the taste on my lips of water not wine i've known love before in some other time before he is gone i see in his eye a thousand, thousand lives shared, he and i i cannot despair i know in my heart together at times but never apart he's one of my dreams my soul's other part

Lonliness
Loneliness Loneliness like a shroud I feel the weight No choice, but to become it's friend My only companion The most beautiful music is muffled Taunting me Beyond my reach I want so much to feel it Loneliness like an ocean No one in sight Thrown by storms and their ghosts I will not drown

Somethings About Me
Some Things About Me WHEN I ACT SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I PUT MY FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I AM SILENT - I'M THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION!! WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL! WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS WHEN I'M SCARED -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING'S THE MATTER - KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS

Help Tim Big Hoss Andrews Out
From: Tim "Big Hoss" AndrewsDate: Oct 24, 2007 12:45 PMHI TO MY GREAT FRIENDS!!I know...I know what you're sayin..."OH NO, NOT HIM AGAIN!" ..LOL..If your life is as hectic as mine I know the last thing you're thinkin is "Hey...I gotta vote for "Big Hoss" today..So just a friendly reminder...If ya get a minute couldja hit me at www.wgar.com . DETAILS BELOW.....Thanks!!!If you're already a Loyal Listener just click on WGAR Superstar, scroll down and vote. If you're not, please take a minute to join. Just move your cursor over to the top left-hand side of the page to the Loyal Listener tab. Wait for the dropdown menu and click on Join...You only have to do this once and just the spaces with the * in front of them need to be filled out. It's quick, easy and usually painless...LOLThanks again for all your help...I appreciate ya!!God Bless,Tim "Big Hoss" Andrews----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Tim "Big Hoss" AndrewsDate: Oct 24, 2007 7:56 AM

Rapture
As I lay her naked, And close my eyes. Thoughts of you, Come to mind. I start to smell you, And feel your touch. I let my hands roam freely all over me. As they glide down my body, I feel the top of my soft warm mound. I spread my lips far apart, And a warm sweet wetness is what I find. I let my fingers work in and out, And thoughts of you are still abound. I can feel my tension begin to rise. As my body quivers, And I explode deep inside. Laying exhausted, Yet satisfied. From the raptures dance that I have with you. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Time To Fight
Time To Fight Time to fight the pain and the tears. Time to hang on to what i believe in. Time to take your hand and say thank you, for caring. Time to fight for you my friend, time to let you know that i really do care. Time to say thanks for being my friend. Time to fight to find the answers that lie behind hidden walls. Time to fight for you my friend, time to wipe away your tears my friend. Time to be the friend i was always meant to be. Srry i couldnt be there when you needed me the most. Time to fight for you my friend, to let you know that i love you and time and distance wont ever change that. Time to fight for you my friend, to let you know that you will be ok, that things will get better for you. Time to fight my friend, life is tough but i am here if you ever need me. Time to fight the tears my friend, cause things will work out. Time to fight for you my friend cause i will always be there to pick you up. Just look beside you my friend i will be

The Past
The way things were in the past may never over come the way things are today. Only if you let them things will turn out to be the worst. Make sure you live like theres no tomorrow, and make sure that things with yourself are the right things, if they arnt then one day you know that nothing will ever be right until, you changed your whole veiw around.~*~ - made by me.. (i wrote this yay)

Before The Storm C
Before The Storm "Of course," Jacqueline laughed as well. Watching the interplay between the two, Madeline was sure that in school at least, Jacqueline and Penelope had been much more than just roommates. "I do hope that you will be joining us for dinner," the Club Mistress said. "As you can see, we have a full house tonight, but I'm sure that we can make room for two more." "Actually, there is something I'd like to talk to you about," Jacqueline said in a low tone. "In private." she added. "Of course, Jacqueline," Penelope replied as she indicated a small alcove off the main room. Telling Madeline she would be right back, Jacqueline left her to make small talk with some of the other guests and followed her old friend into the niche. Madeline watched her until she passed out of sight, then accepted a glass of wine from one of the serving girls and began to listen to a discussion going on among a group of women. "Now what can I do for my mos

A Drop Of Inque B
A Drop of Inque by HungryGuy © The train crossed several steel bridges and stopped briefly at Newark Penn Station to load more long-haul passengers. Then the train continued on its way as Larry finally dozed off to sleep. Being encased in Inque's body was strangely comforting. Larry woke during the night. The train was quiet except for the whine of the steel wheels rolling on steel rails. He tried to move, but Inque was soundly asleep and as stiff as if he were wearing a solid steel bodysuit. "Inque," he whispered. "Inque!" he said more forcefully, evoking a snort from the passenger in the seat behind him. "What?" she whispered in his ear. "Sorry, but I have to pee again." Larry felt a pressure around his cock squeezing its shaft, but its head feeling it open into an air pocket. "What are you doing, Inque?" he asked with a giggle. "I formed a bladder for you to pee," she answered. "But! Won't the water hurt you?" "A little bit of water won't hur