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Memory Dump
Over the last several months I've had a number of ideas stick in my head. Ideas, theories, thoughts, epiphanies (?), and so on leap into my head but I've never really had the time to write about them. I finally made the decision that I think it would be best to tackle one of these items at a time. Now granted this is part venting, part analysis, and follows NO time line so just grin, bear it, and we'll all move on from there mmm'kay? I'll either start later tonight or tomorrow with the subject of women, dating, lunacy, and general dysfunction. Followed shortly thereafter by the return smash hit : The fallacy of Joint Parenting under the Title IV system Fresh off the presses afterward will be : Does Alzheimer's really affect people our age..or are they too fu*ing dense to remember Wrapping up this fun-filled tour will be the heart-warming classic: General observations of stupid people, the next cattle? Stay tuned for more!!! Jess
Did it all get real, I guess it's real enough They got refrigerators full of blood Another century spent pointing guns At anything that moves Sometimes I worry that I've lost the plot My twitching muscles tease my flippant thoughts I never really dreamed of heaven much Until we put him in the ground But it's all I'm doing now Listening for patterns in the sound Of an endless static sea But once the satellite's deceased It blows like garbage through the streets Of the night sky to infinity But don't you weep (don't you weep for them) Don't you weep (don't you weep) There is nothing as lucky Honey, don't you weep (don't you weep for them) Don't you weep (don't you weep) There is nothing as lucky, as easy, or free Don't be a criminal in this police state You better shop and eat and procreate You got vacation days then you might escape To a condo on the coast I set my watch to the atomic clock I hear the crowd count down til the bomb gets dropped I always
You’ve Sparked The Fire
Sparked by Rachel You’ve sparked the fire It’s roaring hot My loins are burning I’ll forget you not You’ve warmed the heart That was going astray Hope renewed Lust has taken way You have the moves I can’t wait For our next encounter To take place Hoping it’s sooner Than the last And each time Is better than the past Yearning to delve into your mind Opening the soul The best turn on of it’s kind Then the fire takes control It’s roaring hot Longing again For you to hit the spot
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Friendship Quotes
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare. And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. Ali ibn-Abi-Talib (602 AD - 661 AD), A Hundred Sayings Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC), Eudemian Ethics Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC), Nichomachean Ethics A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. Arthur Brisbane, "The Book of Today" The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. Carl Jung (1875 - 1961) Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC), On Friendship, 44 B.C. The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC), De Amicitia It is wise to a
Billy Currington- Must Be Doin' Something Right
A Toast For The Day
Part 2 of 3. As the hours of the previous night play, and replay, in his mind, he recalls every spoken word, he lingers on every smile that crossed her face, and he dwells on their plans for today. While they had planned a three date weekend, they had also agreed that at any point either soul could say "Thank You, but, this is not working for me". They had agreed that should those words (literally or figuratively) be spoken, there would be no drama, there would be no cries of "I'll change". For they are who they are and both have lived enough drama to last a lifetime, besides, would making changes to one's inner most self for another, truly be in the best interest of a budding relationship? Mind you he was not thinking of such simple issues as which way to hang a role of paper on the roller, whether turkey is served with mayo or mustard, or even, the differences between the college and professional football game. Sure these are important, but they are not "that" important (besi
Living Day By Day
I got stabbed in the back An ain't getting no slack I'm wanting the truth yet so called friends are being uncouth Why they being shady and acting all shaky i heard the news's But I'm not bruised I'm not feeling blue or even rue yet here I am Doing all I can Wit this blade and feel ling betrayed an I know there's nothing I can do This is a fact I know is true all I do do is go wit the sway An live day by day.
Kinda Funny To Me
this is going to be short since,naturally,my other blogs are, but anyway, i was taking a short break to go out on the porch, and all of a sudden the sensory lights to the front yard go on and sitting there was a skunk,with it's back towards me,i'm glad it was a bit of distance away, i was watching it slowly walk and move, anyways i took a small step forward and said "it's ok skunker" and it ran! haha i thought it was pretty hilarious ok i'm done now
Nipsy Does.....futon
*Disclaimer* the following is what NOT to do when putting together a futon. The search began weeks ago, when I finally decided, yea, I need a damn bed. I havent slept in an actual bed since early December 2007, so it was time. My actual bedroom became the problem when looking though. The damn dimensions in here are crazy, when you add in the fact the closet sticks out about 2 feet, and the window and radiator take up the other wall. Someday I would like to meet the idiot who did that. It just so happened on the same day I decide this, Walmart puts up those nice big futons they didn't have months ago. The matress is pretty close to being a queen, nice and thick too, and best of all, it will fit in my room. Buying it was a chore, they had two left in the place, and I was standing by waiting for that kid with the pull cart, when an older gentleman and two college boys came over. He wanted both futons, and I jokingly said "Sorry, one of those is mine". He asked if I had paid
Ends Sept 2nd!!!
Desire's Dance
Glances stolen, Kissed lips swollen, Pulse quickens, and all coverings fall, Leaving each bare for the other to see all, I breathe you in, The dance begins, Our bodies tangled in passionate embrace, Slowly, down my body, your fingers trace, The path which your toungue seeks to follow, Searching, and exploring every curve and hollow, Biting and nipping, Sweet love dripping, Needs mingle, Bodies tingle, Joyous sighs, And orgasmic cries, You fill me with every inch you have to give, This is the very reason, my body lives, Our bodies arch as we close the dance, Ending with a tender kiss, and a passionate glance. © Andi 2007
Current and tide obey an unseen force we cannot challenge. No less power pulls me to you than drags oceans across land. The smell of your hair, sweet and pillow matted, fills my lungs, moon summoned tide halts its retreat to gather and roll upon the shore, perfect template, bent and shaped to fit pool and inlet, relentless scour to twist and shape the ephemeral sand, so solid underfoot yields, helpless to the wave. Useless eyes close to concede until tides recede. Blinded in the riptide, driven by hunger and smell, I kiss the changing shore Of your spine to find The sweet cleft that Hides the wellspring Of all my desire, The soft globes pry apart To yield your tender portal. My tongue, crazed by slow cooked musk, residue of the nights sleep, digs and paws for more, as the smell of all life fills my lungs and floats my brain beyond my skull. © Andi 2007
They say time heals all wounds....I don't believe that....Physical wounds will heal in time...The bruises fade....The cuts become scabbed and healed over...But the wounds on the inside....only heal half way....It's the memories of cuts so deep that continue on with us....It's those wounds that define any relationship that you might be in after....If there even is one.... I find myself healing faster if I stay mad at the person...At's like any loss...You grieve what could have been...You try to be angry....but you can't get past the love you felt on both sides....So you hang on to the false hope that things will work out....For some...this feeling can last for a long time...But for myself...There comes a time when being angry and staying angry gets easier...The problem with the bitterness starts to settle in and take hold.... Am I angry?....Hell yeah I am....I'm angry because I was lied too...used...and thrown away like yesterdays garbage....I'm
Do You
Why look any further? Look into my eyes, deep within my soul. Do you see all the love that I have to give? Do you feel the passion that I hold deep within me? Do you hear my sweet voice calling your name? My soft touch upon your face? Do you feel me next to you, loving you, holding you? Do you?
This Is How I Feel Do U?
im just trying to find a door to open 1. We all work with one infinite power 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA) 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting 4. We are like magnets - like attract like. You become AND attract what you think 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation 8. You attract your dominant thoughts 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc.. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking. 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it 12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are a masterpiece of your life 13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon) 14. EVERYTHING i
It's A Love Thing Baby!
ive seen all these mumms and blogs about love and dating. most of them.......actually all of them have been either someone bashing the other sex, people giving up on dating, or they wanna date the same sex! i here for a limited time to shed some light on the love thing. your love life is only as good as the options that you choose! if you go around lookin for love or whatever your only going to find that person that is looking for the same thing that your looking for. witch is bad in some cases, because most of the time they get what they want in a hurry then things go south usually after that. then your either stuck and unsatified, or you get out and your miserable therefore you thing that "men suck" or "women suck"! it may seem like that there are crappy guys and girls everywhere but that isn't the case. its usually the people who screw it up for everyone usually resurface somewhere else and keep wreckin crap. in other words "one bad apple spoils the bunch" and they keep
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Now You Feel
Under the stars We run in the wind Taking every single moment that we can Look into your eyes We run from the lights Believe it but you can't know how I feel I can't believe that you still think we're friends Like someone I just met, you can't pretend That you don't feel the magic, tell your mind I am on a mission to show you how These are moments you can't live without Knowing that you can't ever say goodbye You feel Like you're all alone Can't you recover your heart and let it go? You see just how good we'd be Close your eyes now and let your body feel Now you feel Like you're all alone In ways that you don't know Now you feel Like it could be real My love will surround you Close your eyes and see Out of this daze Where memories were made How the life you want to leave Lightning will strike In a way that you like And fate will take its hand just come to me I can't believe you're coming back around For a moment you were there and yo
Sitting stoned in my little car. Yes, still trying to fly. No, never got far. It's Okay, I'll keep circuling till I find a line. Straight and parallel to hell. I will follow it to there. Pray there is not another here in different colored glasses. Even if not its okay, His arms will be wherever I am. 9/3/08
Celibacy On Strike
CELIBACY ON STRIKE Category: Writing and Poetry Drip.. Drip…. Drop ….. Listening to The lusts of Water dripping from you Makes me want to be the water too dripping from you Wanting to shower you Drip.. Drip…. Drop ….. With completion of mystery Mediation of curiousity Solitudes of fantasy Together with your earth No manure is needed There has been enough shit here When it begins to rain Drip.. Drip…. Drop the Droughts end when The 2 components blossomed to Participate in a romance hydrating a dry coordinate to make it past the Rendevous point of extreme Emptiness That time that was never dreamed of Just imagining The excess of Cream sticking to you I want for you to absorb me with Drip.. Drip…. Drop with Sponged affections To Explore me & This erection of interest Don't ignore the facts The perfection of the Outlines of you and I In shadows of nudity The candlelight is our clothing With the night peaking through the blinds To Be
I want to live in fire With all the things I desire It's all good if you let me dive With some sharks on the ground You lose your routine You lose your routine 'cause i found my path What the hell are you trying (now i know there is something more) What happened to you (still staying on my path) Are you still denying (now i know there's something more) That this is the truth (it's all in you) What do you came for What did you expect to find So boundless I feel And boundless all my fears Stop running back to old times Stop running back to old times You lose your routine... cause I found my path
Short Story 3
imagine if you will.... you get off work and come home to find me laying on the bed naked. soft music is playing in the bedroom as you walk to the bathroom to get in the tub. the water is already ran and i walk into the bathroom and hold you close from behind. you feel my dick throb on your back as i unbutton your top you lean your head back on my shoulder as i cup your breasts in my hands and lick and nibble your neck. you reach your hand back between us and run your finger over my dick as i suck harder on your neck and begin to raise your shirt over your raise your arms and i pull your shirt off and begin to remove your bra you moan lightly as i slide your bra off and squeeze your nipples teasingly. i move around you and sit on the closed toilet and begin to undo your pants as you stand in front of me. you play with your breasts caressing them as i lick your belly and undo your pants and slide them over your hips. my head dips lower and you feel my tongue slip between you
I'm Not Dr. Phil
Why is it that when someone has a problem with their girlfriends or boyfriends they come to me for advice? Its like I have a solution that will help them. Well I don't because whatever I'm telling may not work. I mean I'm just tellin you what I would do in that situation (But like I will ever be in that situation cause I can't keep a relationship or have anyone interested to save my life) (figure of speech) Its up to the person to do what they want to do. If you are in a relationship where there is lying I will be blunt and I will tell you its not worth stayin in it because he/she is lying its not worth the effort and it always goes bad in the end. If the guy hits you or beats the crap out of you GET RID OF HIS ASS!! You don't need that. If your getting tired of how they are acting, let them know, and if you are fed up with it and want to end things even if you still love them do it, don't just say you are goin to do it, you have to take act
Werid Fubar Gift Sets
Two odd gifts you can give ppl: Spanish Fly and a Sleeping Pill. I'd be highly creeped out if I was gifted that...even virtually. Handcuffs, lube, chocolate body paint, and a rubber chicken seems normal compared the afforementioned.
Willing Suspension Of Disbelief
I'm sitting here watching a debunking of conspiracy theories on the history channel. Watching yet another attempt to control the minds of the American people. They are attacking the non issues when it comes tot the conspiracy. The straw man attacks on the truth movment continue. That is neither here not there. The american people have engaged in a willing suspension of disbelief on one fo the most tragic days in history. That itself is enough to infuriate me. After watching the history channel "documentary" I have yet to be more disgusted more apalled. The issues that are raised are simply discarded. The evidence of anywrong doing on the Governments is not adressed. The terms they use. Are as bias as the documentary it's self. The "Conspiracy Theory" is presented first with impassioned speeches after the facts were discussed and personal attack leveled against those who publically support thier beliefs . These views or impassioned speeches were then countered by "Experts". No creden
Are You A Good Girl Or A Bad Girl?
You Are a Bad Girl You are 30% Good and 70% Bad You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes. But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"! Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
Obsolete (live)
One Armed Man (play On) Project 86
Dad Chases Nude Boy From Daughter's Room With Pipe
I love the news..... DELTONA, Fla. - An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year. When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police. The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples. The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
My S On Was Named After
I Fall
Endless waves of emotion pass through my body. What a strange feeling it is, so real I hold it in the palm of my hand. I fling it into the night sky to takes its place among the stars. A warmth envelopes my heart as it is now everlasting. With a second look I see the fine lines of her face. I close my eyes and feel the softness of her lips to mine. The waves hit me harder. Drinking in her lips I grow drunk. I turn to walk away and find her holding my hand. My heart falls into a warm abyss, and myself only wanting to fall even deeper
My Child
So strong a hold on me a little pressure is doom. A smiling face bring tears of joy. So much like me that time rewinds. Every sound reminds my heart. A look from deep eyes shows endless knowledge. The tree that this fruit began, so loving that you can fill an empty world with it. So wholesome that a hearts hunger is forever supressed. No more empty, hopefully. Taste the fruit and destroy that which is pure. Sweet is this fruit only to kringe at its bitter aftertaste.
Soo... This is a blatant promo of a site that I've created. If you think that humans are nothing but pointlelss roaches on an ugly face of humanity, feel free to drop me your email so I can invite you to, or my page for all things misanthropic under the sun. I don't feel like I associate myself with enough rage laced people, so all of us can have our own spot to bitch. Buh byes.
Broken Dreams - Track 9 - So Brittle
Broken Dreams None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is pure luck. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This is the sequel to my story "Bad November". If you haven’t read that stop then please read it first. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from So Brittle Sometimes I look up just to see/ If baby you’re looking for me/ Then I sigh a little cause my heart is feeling so brittle Track 9 Usually being in my boyfriend’s arms makes me feel safe and secure and I have no problems sleeping. However, I had trouble sleeping and if I did fall sleep I woke up half
Jst One Day Left
wow its gone so fastjst yesterday i announce i'm gone in 7now it is one day leftsunshine i dont know if you ever see this no way can i communicate wit you i hold no malice toward youbut i have been rating and commenting you since you were looking for your sisterwhen you were still in pilipinastoo many things change on this site and not for the better each change seems to bring more hatas fubar is no longer the friendly place it was when it was cherry tap/cherry lost bu byetangina mo fubar
Want Fubucks
Click on one of these pictures if you would like to help,, DON'T FORGET TO E-MAIL ME FOR YOUR FUBUCKS Mizzzz Brat"~Johnny Chimpo.~ My Fu slave & Personal Body Guard...Must have salute & read profil@ fubar
I don't even know why I am posting this.. it's just me ranting about how much I hate my life right now. It sucks when alls I really want is to be with this one person but right now... it can't happen. Too far apart... never enough money. I just want him to wrap his arms around me and tell me everything is going to be ok and that he will always be here for me, but in reality, is that ever going to happen??? Sometimes I really doubt it. Makes me sad to love someone so much but not to be able to be with them. I just want to turn back the clocks sometimes and just go back... I don't know where I would go back to since my life hasn't been that easy (whos life has been easy?)but I would love to just go back... change my future I guess but I worry that my life was always supposed to turn out this way. That scares me. Was I really meant to be this person? The girl who pushes people away cuz she is too scared to let me in just so they can hurt her again? I want to be the girl who smiles all t
Get Over It!
I have some questions. Questions that I feel if we should ask others and ourselves. Questions that as a society we should not have to ask. Here they are in no particular order of importance. Does anyone else notice the complete childishness in Washington D.C during an election? Everyone seems focused on who is right and who is wrong, focused on what they can say to get the power they want. However, no one seems to be actually in touch with reality. Republicans point fingers and turn their noses up at Democrats, and Democrats do the same thing to Republicans. They both spin each others words to make the other sound like a fool. But you want to know what I hear? I hear a bunch of spoiled children arguing over whose toys and game is better. It makes them both sound like fools. The fact is they all think they are right all the time and you can’t tell them different. Does that sound like an adult? Not to me. It sounds like a spoiled child. When are we going to stop worrying about “the
Quiz Thing
Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"
New Crew
to all u sexy ladies i am starting a new crew called daddys sexy angels feel free to join i will keep u drunk buy u random gifts and me and my friend daddy long stroke 2 will put the links to ur pages on ours and promote the crap outta u lol just hit me up thanx alot_daddy_long
Have a great weekend everyone if I dont get to talk to you by Sunday! I'll be on here till Sunday morning Then I wont be on again till at least the evening of Oct 2nd and maybe not even that night! Stay well until then!
Dod For Sunday
Mississippi Princess Member of Rating Revolution@ fubar
What You Learned In School
Your result for The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test...88% Brain Cells Left! You have 88% Brain Cells Left! WHOO HOO!! Congratulations! I hope you liked taking this test! Oh! Please give me a high rating! Otherwise, I'll feel bad! :( And look for my other tests! Thanks! ~SweetJayna Please, make sure you take my Test I have in the contest now! And give it a lot of stars! The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test at HelloQuizzy
Sept 21 2008 My Time Away From Fubar !!
Im really depressed more heartbroken then anything. Everything up to now has been one hell after another I havent had one piece of happiness in my life since i met james and even that went tired of being caring sweet loving friendly charisma. James left and moved to texas without even finding out for sure with a paternity test that his son is his and is just forgetting about our friendship and the fact he left me when i need him cause he is all i have and knows my situation im going threw...the one and only person that i have loved and in love with and cherished and was there for me in my life moved ans i cant take it he is leaving our friendship to be in texas around someone that left him and their engagement cause all she wanted was a child I cant take this im the only one that was there for him last 6 years i cant take anymore Im done I have decided that im going to be off fubar and myspace for a while. those of u that have my number can call me those of you that dont have
A Sad Day....;_ylt=AmS1UOKQkl_5QSYiQWNBe8QRvLYF?gid=280921110 Yankees stave off elimination in Stadium AP - Sep 21, 9:17 pm EDT 1 of 7 MLB Gallery NEW YORK (AP)—After all those championships in this celebrated place, all those unforgettable moments, the New York Yankees weren’t about to be knocked out of the playoff race on a night like this. Mariano Rivera finished what Babe Ruth started 85 years ago, and New York bid farewell to fabled Yankee Stadium with a 7-3 victory over Baltimore on Sunday night that prevented postseason elimination—at least for a day. Derek Jeter was lifted with two outs in the ninth and jogged off the field to a raucous cheer before coming out for a curtain call. A loss would have officially ended New York’s run of 13 straight playoff appearances, and a Boston win Monday night against Cleveland would still do the trick. But on a beautiful Bronx night dripping with history and nostalgia, the Yankees refused to ru
Who Got The Better Deal
A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he is working in. The intern walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating nonstop. The intern asks the doctor he is with why that man was doing such a thing out in the open. The doctor answers, Oh, he has a medical condition where the sperm builds up so quickly in his body he has to masturbate constantly or he will explode. Oh, I see, says the intern. They walk past another room where the intern sees a man laying on a stretcher getting a blow job from a nurse. Again, he asks the doctor, What is up with THAT? The doctor says, Same condition, better medical plan. a. the first guy b. the second guy
"i Need..."
I need you to tell me you loves me I need you to tell me everything is ok I need to be in your arms I need you to tell me I'm beauitful on my bad days I need you to kiss me just for no reason I need you to hold me tight and say "I'm here,baby" I need you to wake me up in the middle night just to say "hi, i want you" I need you to hold my hands I need you to tell me you need me I need to be with you I need....YOU!
Wicked Intentions
Wicked Intentions.. has finally put the tools away and shut the hood.. now he is crankin out the tunes @ CWP Come join Our dysFUNctional family!! (click here to enter)
Hello all, Just thought I would let everyone know that I will be moving to a new apartment on Nov 30th, the bus ride of 3 hrs a day is just getting to old and dragging on me. The place I am getting is bigger, has better anemities, and only a 10 min bus ride a day, and in a good neighborhood/layout. Once I do get my license back again next year I can just drive home to eat lunch, ect as well which will be very nice! As soon as I get a new address and find out more details I will let you know. Other than that, new job is going good, eye socket still healing, have the nerves re-attaching now and tickles/itches/causes eye/muscle twitches that are very irratating but thats a sign that its healing so thats a good thing anyways, even though I may look like I am a schitzo from time to time lol. Hope all is well on your end, take care! Mike
Lita Moonsinger Wants You!!
Lita Moonsinger (born May 26, 1977, in Kansas City, Missouri, USA) is a BBW adult model and porn star from Southwestern Missouri. She calls herself "a GOOD girl who does BAD things." She has appeared three times in the online magazine Rude, been interviewed on the Todd and Tyler national morning radio show, The Drew and Mare Show, and KSEX Radio's Temptation as well as RUDE TV's Smell My Finger. Videos available at Clips4sale: White Snake Moan Schoolgirl Sneak Lil' Red Fay's First time BrATGIRL Blowjob Races Bubbles and Balloons A Good Hard Fuck Moonsinger WET BBW Moonsinger: Wet & Wild The Kitchen Scene from "Sukubbus" BBW Moonsinger & Kries:One On One Somewhere Underneath the Moon PiggyTails The Roleplaying Redhead The Lips of an Angel Triple Play In the Woods Shut up And FUCK Me! Shaken Ready For Love One for you One for me Reverse Cowgirl Roleplay Lilac, Good Girls Suck GRINDHOUSE FUCK FACES "The Bath" With
The End Of An Era
In the past year and a half of being on fubar I have had alot happen. I have fallen in love, been fu-married, r/l engaged to someone I met on here and had them move in. I have also gone to school, this being my second year in college. I have finally decided on a degree. Accounting and Business Management. But mainly I have found that I am not who I think I am. I have been told I am funny, kind, selfish, spoiled, artistic, a singer, beautiful, smart and the list can continue. Most of those things I believe about myself. But mainly my point of this blog is to inform you of my dismissal. Despite of finding love and feeling I could have it for forever. I lost, by my own doing. There are probebly many people on here who do not like me at this point in time because of this. Do not get me wrong though. I love this man. I honestly do, but people change, and grow and in the end I was not ready for what he wanted. I could not give him forever no matter how hard I wanted my heart to say I could.
Re: Partick 1 Rangers 2
RE: Partick 1 Rangers 2 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 24 Sep 2008, 23:10 RANGERS: Alexander; Broadfoot, Bougherra, Weir, Papac; Davis, Mendes, Thomson, Novo; Boyd, Darcheville.Subs: McGregor, Beasley, Edu, Dailly, Lafferty.PARTICK: Tuffey, Storey, Twaddle, Robertson, McKinlay, Maxwell, McKeown, Rowson, Donnelly, Roberts, Harkins.Subs: Hinchcliffe, Kinniburgh, Chaplain, Gray, Turner.Goals McKeown 33 Boyd 25Pedro Mendes 116Attendance 6497Referee Steve Conroy............................................
Don't Piss Me Off !
the next time a women on fubar pisses me off by playing me i will frie their computer and trust me i do lnow how to hack so fair warning !!!!!!
A Letter
I am writing this letter to let anyone know who cares about me what is going on. A week ago I found out my daughters' grandfather has contracted MRSA and is fighting a battle with a staph infection that does not normally respond to treatment, even if it does now, it will come back until it shuts down all his organs and he dies. No one knows how long that will be. Friday I was told I have a heart murmur and possibly the start of kidney disease, I will know for sure on the 3rd Today I get a call from my very upset mother that the GSR test done on my brother and his gf came back and it turns out my little brother did not pull the trigger. He did not kill himself, he was murdered and because the cops screwed up the investigation they don't have enough proof to convict the bitch that killed him...they are deeming it a traggic accident, just a side note, his gf already had an ex lover put in jail for killing another guy for her so she knows the system. I am not looking for sympat
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AzMephisto@ fubar
Silken Completion
A simple wisp of silk, Gliding sun kissed skin, Trailing down forbidden, Curves and contours, Shudders to gasps, Full breasts cling, As cool heaven, Glides toward destiny. Ribs curve to waist, Hips full and wanting, Hovering, teasing, releasing, Caressing supple legs, Pooling upon the floor. Aching, throbbing, wanting, Passions overtake, All sense of reason, Nothing but sensation. Firm hands exploring, Tantalizing, heightening, Pushing, driving, Sublime torment, Shuddering, gasping. Complete.
Slept Like A Log
I woke up this morning in a panic. I hadn’t overslept or anything like that but I couldn’t feel my right arm. It was still very much attached but dangling by my side looking pathetically limp. Having been encased under my entire body weight for eight hours had obviously not done it much good and temporarily rendered it comatose. My arm was completely dead and there was no feeling in it whatsoever. (Dead arm: not to be confused with a dead leg, ie, playfully kicking the back of a person’s knees when their back is turned with hilarious results, just watch them buckle!) There wasn’t a moment to lose before loss of circulation caused something really major to happen, I don’t know what exactly, but something really bad (humour me, I’m a hypochondriac) I started to wave my rag doll arm around frantically, to try and revive the forlorn looking limb. I did it with such force had it not been very much attached to me, it would have flown off across the room, like a boomerang (but no rebound
Checking In From Time To Time
Well for now I am going to be just checking in from time to time. I am working many hours with the new job and taking care of my girls which is what I should be doing. I will still check in from time to time and help out leveling when i can.
Lounge Rules
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herby@ fubar
I noticed the other day that I had absolutely no working memory of EVER seeing a man's ass sitting pertly on the back of a Harley, while his leather clad biker chick's legs spread wide around the chrome and leather chassis of her motorcycle. Why not? It's another glass ceiling that women must break. In the interest of promoting men's rights to sit pertly for my viewing pleasure, while in the car behind them, AND for the rights of women who want to feel a man's hands clenched around their thighs while a motor vibrates between them (oh wait... umm...) - while IN PUBLIC AND NOT UNDER THREAT OF ARREST IF SEEN - I am going to rewrite a beloved fairytale. And no, that wasn't a pun about the sort of man that would allow himself to sit pertly on a woman's Harley. ====***===**==*= Once upon a time, about two months ago, at the height of the summer heat, a princess held a rave. All the people that liked to speak exuberantly on a topic to the point of incoherence - (old school RAVERS), wer
Yeah, It's Official.
This is my new favorite song right now:
The Vices Debate
So far Sarah Palin's only real "OH LOOKEEE THAT BOO BOO" was when she referred to Joe Biden as Senator O'Biden. Joe Biden likes to refer to himself as "Joe Biden", and he likes to call Barak Obama simply Barak. I have no idea what that means. I think it's some ego thing. I like Sarah Palin's confidence and she does seem like "one of us". Joe Biden says he hangs out alot at Home Depot. He must be busy looking for carpet or possibly blinds for the White House, thereby assuring the nebulous "CHANGE" so fervently promised. And back to watching I go...
What Gets Me Off...
...laughin like shit
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them." OK so it's a quote that I stole. But think about. Maybe some of us are really wild at heart and are ment to be that way. Maybe we don't need to "settle down" we need someone to keep up with us. Now I"m not saying that TV shows or movies are the Bible. But maybe, just maybe they throw out tidbits that can be applied to everyday people's lives. I look around and I see happy people. I see people who are "settled down" and they are happy. I want to be happy but I don't want to have to change me. I don't want to be the person in a few years who wakes up and sees that everything that they have ever wanted is gone. Who they are is gone. I don't want to have to give up me to be a them. I want to have a family. I want a meaningful relationship with someone. I want all that. However, I can't change who Iam anymore. I won't change who I am. Cause to quote
Kid Rock
I have been looking forward to Bayfest since last year!! For those that don't know, Bayfest is a 3 day outdoor concert in downtown Mobile. Last night We went to see Kid Rock!!! OMG!! I've been told that he puts on one hell of a show and dammit he proved it last night! He rocked and we had a blast! It was by far the best concert we've ever been too. He looked as if he was having a ball! I've seen him in interviews say that he's where he's at b/c of his fans. So when he puts on a show, he's gonna make sure his fans have an awesome time. That's exactly what happend. That was the largest crowd I've seen and EVERYONE was so excited. Loud/awesome music, great friends to share it with, and the best performance EVER!!! If you have the chance to see one of his shows, I strongly advise you to do it. It will be well worth your money!!
October 2008
October 2008 Hottie of the Month Intoxicate Me With her love, charm, and sex appeal, this hottie caught all the officer's eyes this month. Anyone who knows intoxicate me finds her intriguing and heartfelt. She has been impressing upper management with her dedication and drive for months and seems to always find the time to help out her hottie sisters whenever they are in need. Taurus Born between April 20=May 20 Some of the traits this girl carries are:: ♥Patient♥ ♥Heart warmed♥ ♥Realiable♥ ♥Inflexible♥ ♥Loving♥ ♥Persistent♥ ♥Jealous♥ ♥Determined♥ ♥Greedy♥ ♥Placid♥ ♥Security Loving♥ ♥Inflexible♥ Please take the time to show another amazing and true woman on fubar some love!!!
Ladies Please Read And Men Too Copy And Past And Send To Ur Moms Sisters And Wives Or Anyone U Love
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life. Crucial Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips , forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. Tip 1. Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your a
What Temperament Are You?
You Have a Choleric Temperament You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperament Are You?
Want A Date With A Bad Girl
You do....well here is your chance...all you gotta do is leave your best pick up line or date idea for me to choose from and you can get a minimum of 100 rates if I pick you as my date Just click the link rate the pic and leave me your BEST pick up line or date idea Good Luck on gettin a date with me...the baddest of the bad girls Ecuadorian Goddess
So, As It Turns Out....
my 'pet' squirrel is rather insane. after running onto the back steps earlier as i was sitting there with my cat, he ran back down and played with another squirrel. then i watched as he knocked the other squirrel out of the tree. but he's MY crazy squirrel, and i love him. :)
23 To Level
BigDaddyMike8in...Fubar DILF!@ fubar
This Is Me Bitching.....part 1
you know,i dont get this site i mean i see tons of point-whore chicks (and some guys) askin for bling blasta HH's ect. but yet i see ppl hit me up and tell me that i am a douchebag for askin for these things myself,,,i have been on this site (on and off) for 2 years and i have never gotten a blast. and if it wasent for Xcite me (love ya hun) and a few others,,(ty lady dark and jimi love you much hon) i would not get shit.... i rate fan and add and return all why do i see such assholes gettin much more it because i am not a "hot guy" or is it just due to the fact that assholes like fat sonny have nothing better to do with there time then try to drag my name in the mud (see the hater album for proof and a laugh) i mean i am a good guy,,,yes i have made some mistakes but i have learned from them,.and i think its high time i get some love returned. PLEASE HELP ME GET OVER THIS HATER SHIT AND THE BAD REP I ONCE HAD....SHOW ME SOME LOVE AND SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF
The Heaviest Element Known To Science
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more mo
Carve A Pumpkin!
I love my man and my girls with all my heart soul anall the love that i can give them they r my life my love my world.
10 Commandments
The Pizza Test
Your Pizza Says: You like strong flavors. A lot of the food you like is an “acquired taste.” You prefer savory food. You are not big on sugar or junk food. Pizza Topping You Should Try: Capers Stay away from: Hamburger pizza The Pizza Test
Hallucinogen-infected Mushroom
Hallucinogen - Infected Mushroom
Broken Dream - Track 12 - Back Off
Broken Dreams None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is pure luck. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This is the sequel to my story "Bad November". If you haven’t read that stop then please read it first. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Back Off You don’t know me/ Back off/ Back off/ You can’t judge me/ Back off/ Back off/ You had your chance/ Don’t play those games/ Back off/ Back off Track 12 – Back Off Christmas morning crept up on my even though Christmas Eve proved to be leisure. We all went to midnight mass and came home right away. I’m
How To Smile. Part 1
How many times she had seen him and how odd he always seemed to cold. She watched his every movement from across the street watching as he blew smoke from between his soft lips. How strange she thought that such a man was so close yet he seemed so far away. She'd hung out with him several times but not once had she seen a smile cross his face tonight she planned to change that. "Hey what are you doing tonight?" He looked up at her and shrugged his shoulders. "Nothing really why?" She started across the street a smile on her face glad he had no plans so her own would fall into place. "You wanna hang out tonight I just got a movie figured we'd watch it." He shrugged once again not really having a problem with such things. "Why not." He threw the butt of his cigarette to the floor and stomped it out before leading her into his house. It was long before they were both sitting on the couch watching a movie his brow was raised most of the time not quite understanding why she brou
Love At First Sight Eric Micheal Hopper
I Know I Know Its None Of My Business
I stoled this from SuperSteve and even though someone else wrote it I stand behind it 100%.I know its none of my business and I have had things bought for me,but not once have I ask or begged,so I guess I do have the true friends. Now read this:Good job Steve: I just don't understand this, why do people on here BEG for Bling, Blasts & Happy Hours? Is it really necessary to stoop so low as to BEG for people to spend their hard earned money and beg for this stuff? If you want one of these FUBAR nuggets, here’s a novel idea, BUY IT YOURSELF!! If your so called friends think so much of you, they will buy you these treats without you begging like a homeless person in Times Square. If you haven’t noticed, Happy Hours are way down. I am going to guess, that the economy and high energy costs may something to do with not spending $100 for an hour of FUBAR time, instead, putting that money in the tank so one can get back and forth to work. It’s time to STOP begging for people to spe
YAY i get out of the shit hole of biggs and back to live oak and im so happy!!! i get away from my aunt and mother!!
I am in alot of pain because the woman i love with all my heart and soul might leave me alone. I am in alot of pain not eating and not drinking nething I want my love to come back to me forever. I need to know wat to do I cant live with out my heart and soul please help me out.
Dedicated To Fubar Assholes You Know Who You Are
Jo Dee Messina - My give a damn's busted
I Have Some News To Share
Not sure if all the people on this site know that I was writing a book, but I just got it published and of course it is all poetry. I wanted you all to know that it will be available to purchase tommorow. My name is Michael Granger and the name of the book is "Wavesof words". The book is available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Borders, waldenbooks, books-a-million, toadstool bookstore, and online places as well. Thank you all for reading my work and commenting, becuase it is the people who have read my work and commented that made this possible for me to have the confidence in my self to think that it was even possible to write a book in the first place.
I Hate Political Mumms....
I promised myself I wouldn't get involved anymore with these kind of forums, but damnitz........ What this guy is refering to at first is I tried to be funny on his next mumm. Something about "I bet the Autobots will win over Cobra".... Yet the prick felt it neccesary to SB me instead of keeping it to the mumm... (read from bottom to top) ->JAI...: you're the one who "invaded" my shoutbox.....fucking d'uh ERIC 4 RON...: you cant stay on all.....i guess you are just a stupied hick.... get the fuck outa my done with you. ->JAI...: "IRS"....yeah my friend, you sound like a Ron Paul "slave".... how else are we going to fuel our government?!? by DELETEING the IRS?!?!? GET.FUCKING.REAL. ERIC 4 RON...: im a fuckin slave........youre a fuckin slave!.... ur not?? define "income" according to the IRS handbook..... you cant its not in there..... ur clueless.... ->JAI...: It's funny how quickly you call anyone not agreeing with you a "slave"
Random Thoughts
The cowboy has been portrayed as a lonesome soul, a tender of livestock, a mender of fences. well we are all of that, we are the last of a dieing breed, but not by choice.. It's by the world around us. The cities and towns have grown up where once there was miles and miles of grassland, where cattle got fat to feed our families and to pay for our debts. The cowboy is a lonesome soul, but not because we may be alone. Our hearts are naturally heavy, for everytime we look out a window and see another building, a little more weight we feel upon our very souls. We long for the love of a special woman just as our ancestors did 200 years ago. They say we are alone even with someone we love, well folks this is true but only to the point that we long for the old days , when folks always had a cup of coffee and a little news to tell and you never met someone that wasn't a friend. We long to top out on a rise on a warm summers day on a good horse and be able to see nothing but what the good lord
Every love affair has its lifetime. This that as long as it has a start it has a finish. Some relationships last to the end of partners lifetime, some die soon after they started. Love may start as the strongest passion but time passes and the storm of emotions calms down, relationships once so bright and full of surprises become routine. It drags on for a while and than comes crisis. A couple can either survive through it or fall apart. Even when the love is gone its always hard to realise that you have to quit something once so good. Theres no certain way to decrease the sad feelings about falling apart. You may only try to stay civilised people about it and to let the one whos leaving do it without making up grandiose scandals and hysterics. Although some think that its better to stay enemies than friends because than you will have nothing to regret about and wont execute meaningless attempts to get things back. But is it so right to ruin all the memories about the happy
Hot Friends???
so im thinkin bout making a my hot friends photo album whatcha think?
2k To Level
Vette-meiser~Enforcer@Static & Proud NightShifter@ fubar
A Rare Lame Moment. =)
I'm having one of those lame moments, when you finally realize that you get to see one of your favorite people in the entire world and it finally sinks in lol. I'm gonna be a happy camper next Wednesday. :) Hero/Heroine - Boys Like Girls
Loookie What I Did For Myself - free - please go check out to learn more about me...I just finished it today!!
Hello, im John and im a addict. I say those words 5 nights a week at my NA meetings because its true. I am a alcoholic battling a crippling illness called addiction. I have 5 months clean for the 3'rd time. Its a struggle, but i have to do it to stay alive, because i know if i relapse again, i wont be alive. Im working with a sponsor again who will try to keep my ass in line.. For all those who think partyuing and getting wasted is cool, u might want to re-think that, cause it leads to nothing but misery and heartbreak, these are just MY opinions.
Playing In The Tree-update 69
Playing in the Tree As I walked through the park I found this tree I just had to climb. But I was wearing a blue dress. OH WELL!!!!! I let the wind blow up my dress as I climbed up the tree. I show my round ass, sexy feet, luscious thighs, and wet pussy. Even though there was two main roads that go right by where I was. If you have an idea that you would like to see me do, email it to me. I will try my best to get it up for you. Some ideas that will be coming is Baby oil, 69, tittie fucking, vacuum, and baking in an apron. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
To Turn A Better Leaf
If we can plant one more tree Is it possible to set one more animal free? Pick up trash on the road Be more considerate of the environment, instead of being lazy like a toad Remember the true color of the sea? When the air was toxic free Chemical rain from the sky Coming from pollution but why? Is the drinking water still safe to consume? More and more trash will their be anymore room? Houses are being built everywhere Less and less space for wild life indeed a scare Roads cover the land like so In time will their be anywhere for life to grow? When it is hot outside, the sky is not clear Smog is everywhere, soo much to fear Circle of life and the food chain Animals going endangered if not extinct, the world will soon feel the pain In some places fish are dying out Less and less numbers of the things we consume travel about The havok in the years to come Is not even realized by most only a small sum What is their to do to make predictions not so true? If
I have to say that I tend to get pretty cuntish with people that pretend to be my friends/claim to be ones. For example, I had a friend who lives in HI. Every time I would be online at work, he would tell me "go to bed, Nat, its late". WTF?? I WORK at night. ppl just start bothering me for no reason. Don't fucking talk to me if you have nothing to say.
Am I the only one who can't stand goin' to work in the morning? okay, ya, I get paycheck, it pays the bills, but that doesn't mean I gotta like it. ...I'm workin' on my on side biz, but it's takin' lots of time.
My Joy In Life
My Joy in Life I wake up each morning with sleep in my eyes, Roll over to see he's just the right guy. Remembering our good times while I lay in bed, As the sound of cartoons fill my head. Mommy wheres breakfast is the phrase that I hear. As the baby laughs and pulls on my ear. One Boy, One Girl, My heads in a whirl. A husband who is My entire world. I do Laundry, Cook, Clean, Bathe, Dress.. Change diapers make bottles, put homework on the bus. Though everyday is about the same, I wouldn't think of Makeing a change. They truly is the Joy of my life. Erica Corn Copyright ©2008 Erica Corn
Hard Not To Cry
This isnt actually a poem but a mere thought. when it comes down to it, some find it easy not to cry, some keep it inside and not cry at all, lettin the pain eatt hem inside till it isnt there, some have cried all their tears out, thinking well i have no more tears to let out,wrong...they are there believe me i have cried afew times like a flood, when i lost my cousin in Nam, when most my family past away especially mom & dad. I cried when the first true love left me and abused my heart, and my love for her, Oh yes its easy to cry..when you are hurting so down deep that you cannot stop crying..even for days...its good to tells people you are human...that you have feelings and when u hear a song that makes you just wanna sit down and cry, or someone says they love you that it hurts and tears well up in them eryes of yours..dont be afraid to cry..its human..its natural..and hey? I Love You Comments
Love What I Can't Have
I have a secret that I want to tell about someone who don't know me that well. Slowly I watch I wait so as not to anticipate I have learned to like instead of lust so their will be no mistrust I have found some way without being gay My heart aches but that is not my place That love is not mine to take I must pull away I must not begin I don't want the friendship to end.
Three Men On A Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.' Poof! . God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof! .. He was turned in to a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! 'If at first you don't succeed, do it th
Is He Real
Its almost surreal.. Like all the illusion has disappeared and the fantasy has faded away.This person I hold so highly in my brain is not a story, he is not a character like in books or television. For so long it felt like just a screen, just a computer. Like talking to a fairytale character through the pages I usually read but now the fog of my mind has faded away, and everything is alive. Everything is true. It almost scares me. That somewhere there is a guy, who thinks of me, who I've known for longer than most of my friends, and who I have never met. Somewhere, he sleeps and walks and loves things passionately. That somewhere he has feelings, that I could hurt him, and he could hurt me. These are things that are far for fake, far from fantasy. That I could be with him. I could have him right here with me, that he could make me happier than anyone ever tried to.I would give anything in this world for him to hold me, to be with him, even if just for a moment. Then it would
The Spotlight
I would love to earn enough fubucks to get a spotlight. Any fubucks that you can spare to help me achieve this would be greatly appreciated. Anyone willing to help...Pretty please with a cherry on top!!! No donation is considered too small!
Heaven Can Wait By Meatloaf
Heaven can wait And a band of angels wrapped up in my heart Will take me through the lonely night Through the cold of the day And I know I know Heaven can wait And the gods come down here just to sing for me And the melody's gonna make me fly Without pain Without fear Give me all of your dreams And let me go along on your way Give me all of your prayers to sing And I'll turn the night into the light of day I got a taste of paradise I'm never gonna let it slip away I got a taste of paradise It's all I really need to make me stay Just like a child again Heaven can wait And all I got is time until the end of time I won't look back I won't look back Let the altars shine And I know that I've been released But I don't know to where And nobody's gonna tell me now And I don't really care no no no I got a taste of paradise If I had it any sooner you know You know I never would havve run away from my home Heaven can wait And all I got is until the end
OK. im not sure what the hell to do. This guy is stalking me like crazy!!! Unfortunately this dude attends the same school as i do and is stalking me on here.. hopefully, for one, it just stays on here. Right now its to the point where.. at first this person sent me about 5 messages and multiple more at a time if i wouldnt respond.. THE FIRST DAY I HAD EVER TALKED TO HIM! so i ended up blocking him.. well he just created a new account specifically to try to get me to talk to him again. its creeping me out! what do i do? i blocked the second already. Here is the message today: hey brandi can you give me another chance to be friends you should of mailed me and told me you werint on and i would of said im sory i didint know that you were on ok please give me another chance at being friends and if you blocked my other account can you please unblock it and here are the two accounts: 1st:mwestness@ fubar 2nd:mwestness1@ fubar HELP!
The Mad Fool Dreams
The Mad Fool Dreams (a Rondel) Slave to his temporal sight the mad fool dreams once more of stepping through that phantom door into the far-gone night Wings spread in a desperate flight soaring through the lands of yore slave to his temporal sight the mad fool dreams once more Flying forth with all his might past worlds that came before to seal his doom forever more in this his eternal foolish flight slave to his temporal sight the mad fool dreams once more
Stock Market...let It Fall!!
i believe the market should bail is needed all the bail out will do and help are the rich!! let the ceos of the big corps bail themselves out ...they make at least 8 figures, so let them take care of their own..why should the govt bail them out when joe shnoe who owns a tiny bar, or bowling alley or whatever wont get bailed out from the govt if he were to fall!! SO AGAIN LET THE MARKET CRASH, AND HAVE THE CEOS BAIL THEMSELVES OUT!!! why the bail out because those in power/ govt are the ones who need it due o they would lose money themselves and from their supporters!! WHO CARES!! if this bail out plan works who pays for it,,the lower half ie middle class with higher taxes!! the plan wont still lose 1 and a 1/4%... SO LET IT FALL!!
Lounges And Membes
just love how people join a lounge and then remove them selves from it 3 days later, its not like the music that gets played suck, the reguest get played when they are asked.
Omg Auction. Me? No He Didn't!
He my first and probably my last. Probably depends on how it goes :D. Come here and bid on me you know you want to :P.
The Cute Monster Test
What Your Cute Monster Says About You You have enthusiasm for almost everything you do in life. You have a super playful attitude. You are curious about the world, and you love to learn. You rather figure people out than rush to judge them. Your inner demon is pride. You can't help but have a big head sometimes. People think you're cute because you're adventurous. You always bring some fun, which is super charming. The Cute Monster Test
Hall 9
Casino Royale "you Know My Name" Chris Cornell
I watched the movie last night for the first time, and it rocked, and this song is great! If you take a life, do you know what you'll give Odds are, you won't like what it is When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me By the merciless eyes I've deceived I've seen angels fall from blinding heights But you yourself are nothing so divine Just next in line Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you The odds will betray you And I will replace you You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you It longs to kill you Are you willing to die The coldest blood runs through my veins You know my name If you come inside, things will not be the same When you return to my night If you think you've won You never saw me change The game that we have been playing I've seen diamonds cut through harder men Than get on your cell-phone If you must pretend You may meet your end Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you The odds will b
Viva Las Vegas
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The Banana Test
Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.
Contest Time!!!
Ok people here we go...its contest time and only thing I'm looking for is the best and most creative salute to me contest will run for 2 weeks and will start as soon as I have 4 contestants and Sgt.Raider will be the judge so get the brainstorming going and salute me the best way you can and most creative way send your salutes to me 1st Placee=500k 2nd Place=250k 3rd Place=150k click link and show me your best shot to me Ecuadorian Goddess* Sgt.Raider's FuWife*SBG*Keno's KO Girl@ fubar
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When You're Gone
When You're Gone I always needed time on my own I never thought I'd need you there when I cry And the days feel like years when I'm alone And the bed where you lie is made up on your side When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok I miss you I've never felt this way before Everything that I do reminds me of you And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now We were made for each other Out here forever I know we were, yeah All I ever wanted was for you to know Everything I'd do, I'd give my heart and soul I can hardly breathe I need to feel you he
No Gaps In My Knowledge O:
There Are 0 Gaps in Your Knowledge Where you have gaps in your knowledge: No Gaps! Where you don't have gaps in your knowledge: Philosophy Religion Economics Literature History Science Art Do You Have Gaps in Your Knowledge?
lost Is it obvious to you When you walk into a room Your face is all I see And my heart races so fast I never knew a rush to feel like that Every time you're touching me I never did believe in anything I couldn't hold between my fingers But the way you make me feel It's just so real the way it lingers I get lost inside your stare Lost when you're not there When everything I have doesn't mean a thing If it's without you If it's a dream, don't wake me up I'll scream if this isn't love If bein' lost means never knowin' How it feels without you I wanna stay lost (forever) (I wanna stay lost forever with you) No, this feeling doesn't end It's with me everywhere I am Hope it never goes away It's like defying gravity Losin' all control and bein' free And I always wanna stay I never thought that I'd let go Long enough to fall for someone deeply Who had the power to erase my fears And find me so completely I get lost inside your stare Lost when you're n
My Mom
My the best. I know your all gonna say...well....everyone says that. But...its true, my mom is the best. And, she never claimed to be the best, she just did. She dealt with all that came at her, like all mothers....and never gave up. Even after her 4 kids put her through hell for so many years....trying and testing her, she still has more love for us....than i do think....some of us deserve. Mom was brought up on very strong morals, by parents who, to this day....i cannot ever see as replaceable. The love and respect that came from my mothers upbringing has transfered into the love for her and children. There was no "Dr.Phil", or "Oprah" to watch to help figure things out back then, so...she did what she felt was best. I know....i drove my Mom nearly batty when i was a kid. I did not always feel what she and my Dad did was right, but hey always had my best interests in mind, and i am a product of some very good upbringing. I have to say...after a
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"german Chocolate" Brownies.
Ok, so I cheated a little on these because I really didn't feel like dicking around with melting chocolate this weekend. These are awesome regardless, I would definitely try em if I were you guys. (Does anyone still read the nom blog, btw?" 1 box family size brownie mix, at least 19.5oz 1 c. pecans, chopped and toasted 1/2 c. packed brown sugar 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract 1/8 tsp. almond extract 2 c. shredded coconut 1/8 tsp. salt 3 egg whites Prepare brownie mix according to box directions. Place in greased 13"x9" baking pan and bake 20 mins at 350 degrees. Beat eggs until foamy, mix in pecans, brown sugar, vanilla and almond extracts, coconut and salt. Spread over the top of warm brownies, then bake another 20-25 mins.
Blueroses Spotlight
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Veterans Day
two years ago at 1130 pm november 11th 2006 a very special person was taken from this earth,Michael L Hardy Sr my father he was a great man a loving father a devoted grandfather,un forunately he left behind two children two grandkids at the time one who worshiped him like a hero and one who never got to really know him. I honestly hate this time of the year becuase of what has happen.It all start Halloween of 2006 i got a call at work my dad had been rushed to the hospital, and things went down hill from there.Then two days later my sister went to the hospital to give birth to her first child.I felt bad for her this was suppose to be a happy time but honestly how could she enjoy being in the hospital fixing to give birth to max knowing are daddy was sick.That monday i had a adorable nephew and i also had horrible news to deliver to my mom the doctor had told me that my father my hero my sons super hero had terminal cancer and probaly had a few days to live
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Well He Did It
well im going to an aunt once more!!! Phillip and his bitch of a girlfriend Britteny will be having a kid!! can you believe it??? well im still having a hard time with it myself so yeah
18 Signs Ur Falling In Love
: iF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!! [THIS IS ALL SO TRUE] EIGHTEEN you get so jealous when someone comment them saying they are cute SEVENTEEN: You look at their profi​le constantly SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around ELEVEN: When you think about them,your heart beats faster but slower at the same time TEN: You smile when you hear their voice NINE:When you look at them,you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them SEVEN: They're all you think about SIX: You get high just from their scent FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're loo
This Sucks
once again i am moving. a friend is going to look after seven for me. life just suck right now. Plus i think i lost a good friend
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Are You Hot?
You Play it Cool You're not in your face, smokin' hot... and it's all by design You have a carefully crafted cool persona, leaving everyone wanting to know just a little more. Then you stab them when they ask. It all works out in the end. Are You Hot?
I found this a lil bit ago and thought it was really good! No I didnt write this one but I do believe! I Believe I believe that the sun shines after the rain I believe if you don't get hurt you'll never gain I believe in not doing things the easy way I believe that being selfish doesn’t pay I believe in a second chance I believe in a life long romance I believe there is life after death And standing up to a life of mess I believe in love at first sight I believe that revenge isn’t right I believe that first impressions last And there is nothing better then a good laugh I believe that dreams do come true I believe there's destiny for me and you I believe that good things come to those who wait I believe love never arrives too late I believe something good comes from something bad I believe that for tears of happiness there are tears of sad I believe everyone has a guardian angel And the good you do will be rewarded well I believe sometimes there
Sucked In
Deep inside You every day You do not know, I will not say Your underground Makes me ill If I don't do it no one will The simple plan I have for you Try to guess what I will do I can see What you mean It's always harder than it seems Don't blame yourself For breaking me 'Cause you just went and set me free Then I sat you down And shut your mouth And show you what I always see There is a small Place for you Where all your hopes and dreams come true You move around My world at will Watch out 'cause I'm coming to kill You've been Sucked in Again and again and again and again You've been Sucked in Again and again and again and again You've been Sucked in Again and again and again and again You've been Sucked in Again and again and again, so.. Motherfucker come and play Come on then, come on then Come on then, come on then Motherfucker come and play Come on then, come on then Come on then, come on then Motherfucker come and play You've b
Picnic Phantasies Rewritten
Imagine driving along with no cares in the world. All is left behind while we drive to the destination of the unknown. Few essentials pack in the trunk such as a blanket and picnic basket with bottle of chilled champagne and just 2 wine glasses. Some fruit and chocolate sauce to use what ever we decide to use it for. A radio for soft sexy love making music. We have no particuliar destination and no special time for return. Just driving free! As we are driving we come upon a very secluded and most romantic sight we had ever seen. It was breathinglay beautiful with the view of miles of open waters and rocks. As we walk along the shoreline we find this out of the way cove that has a warm spring waterfalls, that has a secret cave just under the falls. We decided that this would be the perfect spot to stop and have our picnic. As I spread the blanket opned you took out the bottle of champange and popped the cork with a loud bang and poured us each a glass and I turn the radio on. With t
Some Music 101
yeah yeah...i haven't posted a blog in forever on here....well i don't have much i'd like to talk about. period. so in the mean time, until i have something "worthwhile" to say, here's some music 101 for those wondering what albums/bands/groups/etc. you all should check out. this list usually could be long as hell, but i'm gonna make it simple and give you only 100(trust me this is not even a dent in what all i listen to) and the album, i think, to listen to first to give you the best impression of the band. and there is no order, it's just as they come to my head. enjoy. (i'm bored and have nothing better to do at this time. hahaha.) 1. Botch- "We are the Romans" 2. At the Gates - "Slaughter of the Soul" 3. Death - "Symbolic" 4. Stolen Babies - "There be Squabbles Ahead" 5. Carcass - "Heartwork" 6. Isis - "Panopticon" 7. Neurosis - "Through Silver in Blood" 8. Hank Williams III - "Straight to Hell" 9. Meshuggah - "Destroy Erase Improve" 10. Faith No More - "Ange
My Star
When a star shines for you, the love light it generates is brilliant, pure, and filled with warmth so real you can feel it even from the greatest of distances. The miles between you and your star are insignificant … if the star shines true. Love is not bound by distance. What one must be wary of is the star that shines only to be noticed. You can tell the difference. When I look to the heavens in the direction of Ursa Major, I see a star that immediately draws me into its light. The star beckons, sharing rays of warmth, love and promise. And, I respond. When I search the southeastern heavens, I notice another star shining equally bright. This body, though brilliant in its own right, casts the cold pall of a lonely star absorbing its own light. A neon star, if you will, and I am compelled to ignore it. My message? Embrace the star that shines only for you. Feel the warmth, revel in the light.
Dbc Winter Caps....taking Orders Now
The Fat Sonny This Is What You Get 300 Pounds Of Heavenly Joy!
Guess what all of you that thought omg The Fat Sonny is so sweet someone lied to you This is not me This here would be a little more accurate of how The Fat Sonny is...... Now just read the rest and follow the bouncing Fat Sonny A bunch of you have been trying to do this to The Fat Sonny All bitching that people on here are fake and using fake accounts and script's well if admin don't care why the hell should i I'm just here to let you know the obvious Those of you that assume cause stuff happens that im leaving guess what? And too the couple of moron mummers with crap to say (like your sitting at home broke and sad opinion matters to me) Ive been this close to vixxen's B00B's So just sit back and enjoy the freaking cheetos (careful diging in there folks i can do that for myself )
So Called Friends One Word Fake
why do people carelessly use the word friend what is a friend i was always told a friend is someone who sticks by your side for better or for worse someone who will pick you up when you are weak rather then bitch you out they would say it looks like we fucked up again the would help you the best way they could and make a effort sadly to say i dont really have many real friends and part of the reason why is my fault however mostly why is because people just go about and ask someone they dont no to give them anything . i express alot of my feelings in music becuse i have a had time to open up to anyone and it still hard to do so but iam working on it baby steps so for now here are 2 songs -------------------------------------------- You pick me up, to put me down Your only joy, is when im gagged and bound A subtle prick, a blatant lie, your denial Your denial. No-ones gonna save my life when im drowning No-ones gonna give a shit when I die
What Sins Will I Remember?
What sins will I remember? What sins will I remember When I too am old? Will I remember the days of freedom When, with open heart and uncarved mind, I scoured my reality to find The sensual core of my mortal soul? 3-19-99
Happy Hump Day
The phone ringing stops me from finishing my gift wrapping..."Hello...did someone just call me?", OMG that voice just melts me. "Lol, yeah me silly" was my response. "Hi Baby"...."Hi" "Whatcha doin?" I asked. His response was simple, "I was sleeping". "Oh, I was laying here in bed thinking of you and just wanted to call you". "Oh Yeah?"...."yeah, come join me in bed this morning". "No, I want you in my bed." Giggling at the mere thought of it...What will his girlfriend think? "Mmmmm....What are you going to do with this thing you've created in my pants?".... "Oh I have ways of fixing that" "Oh yeah, tell me about them".... Licking just under the head as your hands tangle in my hair...."feel good Baby"? "Yeah" moans...mmmmmmmm "Wait....maybe I should start with your balls? Sucking on each one softly....teasing them with my tongue....Tasting you" "Yes...right there" "Baby, tease that head for me" "Mmmmmmm" Bringing my mouth to your shaft...nibb
Yes Indeed, Ma Petite.
Fruit Of The Forbidden 3- Dream's Blossom
November 27th- I’m not sure words can describe the evening Erik and I shared the other night. Tuesdays are usually the days we reserve for our trysts. However, I had spent the weekend with a very close friend of mine on account of we roleplay on Mondays for twelve to fourteen hours at a time. As such, I didn’t wake up until around seven o’clock Tuesday evening. After rushing through a shower, I had my friend bring me back to my flat. According to my roommates, while I was away Erik came by. He visited with them for two hours. I was shocked. Two Hours? Gerry wouldn’t visit with them for five minutes! Apparently, they enjoyed Erik’s company and approved of him completely. Inside, I was confused. Two whole hours. Was he waiting? I doubted it, but I could not be sure. I gathered up a bag of books, fussed over my hair, and got a ride over to Mssr. Buqet’s. A haunting sight filled my vision- Gerry’s truck. It was parked outside of Flat #6, my destination. I clenched my claws and howled
Stuffed W/o A Bird In Sight
Oh I just had the most lovely Thanksgiving!! My wonderful sister Di and our dear friend Ms. Caroline came for dinner with me and my kids [plus the kid's gf and bf]...Di cooked an amazing ham and brought two pies -- one pecan and the other cherry...Both with wonderful stories of when they were obtained...She tells such funny tales... I made all the side dishes and not only were they damn near perfect -- but they also went amazingly well together...It was such a good combination: 1. My newly made up black & mahogany rice - rice, walnuts, dried cherries, baby carrot shreds, chicken broth instead of water and a dash of nutmeg - was PERFECTION! I am so proud of what all I have processed watching all the cooking shows on TV! 2. Broccoli cheese soup was much easier to make then I had thought. I used 2 cans of the Campbell's soup, frozen broccoli and half a tiny block of velveeta cheese melted in with two cans of milk. Very yummy with freshly cracked pepper on it. 3. Roasted corn on the
Randomness....thought Of While In The Shower..
I come home and the house is empty, you're gone home and I can't be with you. Work was a long dreary place with brief spots of sun when I got to talk to you...I peel my scrubs off as soon as I shut the door behind, I'll pick them up in the morning, all I want now is you...and a hot shower...but I'll have to settle for the shower... I turn on Nickleback...let my hair down as I adjust the water to just the right amount of hot and cold water and I step in and shiver as my feet touch the cold tile I let the water wash over me, from the top of my head the the bottom of my feet..steam starts to rise as I grab my wash cloth and smear a liberal amount of body wash on it. The scent of rose and white tea is bouyed on the steam as I begin to slowly wash myself in long lazy strokes...starting at my shoulders and working my way lower....over my breasts the swell of my stomach to my hips slipping inbetween to stroke at the cleft that begs for your attention.... I pause there briefly before
Thanksgiving And Kids.
First off, hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! If you want left-overs, they're mostly on the top shelf but I did hide the stuffing on the bottom shelf. That being said, I'm glad THIS holiday is over with. I barely ate. My mum showed up the night before and started an arguement. She then made no attempt to meet the "new girl". I barely ate. My brother was clueless why me and our mum were silent to each other. I barely ate. The annual Detroit Lions game sucked worse then a Browns/Steelers game. The movie us grown-folks watched sucked. I barely ate. BUT... ...Kelly brought over her niece and nephew, and I swear they brought life back to me. We went downstairs to watch "Kung-Fu Panda" and it was fun seeing it through their eyes. The 7 year old niece climbed up in my lap like she had no reason to fear me and even put her little arms around me while the 9 year old nephew would every-now-and-then jump up to show off HIS "kung-fu". Shit like
Sick And Tired....
I'm sick and tired of people adding me just for the freaking points on here. I'm not adding anyone else unless they are willing to speak to me. Gawd, grow up people, this is a place to freaking meet people and shit. Stop trying to add me if you not willing to take a chance at a friendship. and for those of you who haven't figured it out, I'm not a dayum walking mat. I am me, i demand respect. I give everyone WAY TOO much respect and get walked on way too dayum much.
So Will I Be Naughty Or Nice
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Bush Said
Bush said, If they force us To change our way of life, Then the terrorists will have won. Guess what?
Picture Your Pleasures
Picture your pleasures The farthest fading fragments Of extreme glory Burning like falling angels Frozen forever in time
What Will I Transcend
What will I transcend When Detachment enters me And closes my mind To the screaming of my cells When they mutilate my flesh? (this was among those I wrote in the days before donating my kidney)
My Simple Hobby
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk (top 10)
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." 8. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" 7. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. 6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress." 5. "Damn ! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" 3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" 2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: "Amen"
Rambling"my Whirlwind Emotions
MY DARK WHIRLWIND EMOTION" I have a hard time sleeping at night, and sleepless nights drives me crazy . It made me think of so many things, past , present, future…memories, good and bad, beautiful, and ugly ,people who had been part of my life, unfulfilled dreams, visions for the future, my hopes and dreams ,things that I passed through, and possible things that may happen, trials that may come……ahhhhh! People that I care and love much,my family, my kids , my family back home and friends,all the people that I know, and shared some memories, oh, my kids how there were born, how they made me happy, how they made me cry and tired, and my husband, whom I know for 19 years,were so close yet were so far ,seems were miles apart, or maybe its me who is far, my strange , cold feelings, that lost of love and passion, that has invaded for years. it was the least expected things, but it strangely happened, it was so beautiful when I was falling in love, but oh, how ugly it is when one is f
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One Down, One To Go
First final down, one more to go tomorrow. I am sure I didn't do well because I didn't know half th stuff, but the great thing is it's only one percent of my grade, and the professor asked me about sharing my work from my latest project at work with him. Always gotta love having an in.
You told me you loved me. But then you walked out of my life. You were like a lifeline. Go ahead, pick it up. But the line is already dead. You said you wouldn't turn your back on me. But where are you now? You walked out of the door. Out of my life. You left me alone with my worries & strife. "I won't forget about you" Was the last thing you said. But here I am ... Forgotten
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Microwave Lmao
"MICROWAVE FOR SALE" Only used once!!! Damn kids put the cat in it! Cat is OK, but now everything tastes like pussy!
New Christmas Poem
We Are
His grip tightens my heart weakens his voice whispers and my control is no more.... i allowed this he did not stop me i follow the rules he is pleased we laugh out loud we move in time we are nothing more than just.... what we are
Nicarious Nightmare (new!)
Screamin with someone else's voice Crying someone else's tears Looking over their shoulder We stumble We fall Something moves in the shadows Their heart accelerates Their eyes swarm the surroundings But we dont dare move We watch We wait It lurks in chameleon form The shade its cover Their demon approaches We scream We die
Auto 11's
For My Sweetheart
For My Angel Face My Baby Angel, for you on your 10th birthday My darling angel Kimberly, now you're the age of ten, Mommy remembers when you came home, way back when, My darling little girl, that God sent just for me, Nothing more beautiful since that day, I'll ever see, For my baby girl I love you more, than every single star, My love will always find you, no matter where you are, For without you sweetie, mommies life is incomplete, You are the only thing in life, that makes my heart beat, It seems like only yesterday, that God sent you to me, But here you stand today, a young woman I begin to see, The most important part of me, you are my everything, You're the sweet music, that allows my heart to sing, My world revolves around you dear, my angel of love, That shows me every day indeed, There is a God above, For only he my Kimberly, could such an Angel make, That's why you're on my mind, when I'm asleep or awake, I hope you like this poem, written
I awaken, feeling a soft sheet and even softer comforter engulfing me, like the deep blue sea. I look around, yawning then stretching in bed. My head is on the softest bunch of pillows I've ever felt. A few candles burning low on a table in the corner near a loveseat. I reach my hand over in the darkness, I see a shimmer on my finger, raise my hand up and a beautiful ring is sparkling on my finger yet...there's emptiness on the other side of this huge, plush bed. I exhale.I glance over and see the patio doors open a little. I see his silouette in the dark moonlight leaning over the balcony, looking at the moon shimmering off the ocean. I hear soft music playing. I long for him. I slowly get out of bed, carefully tie back the silk draped from the elegant 4 poster canopy. I walk out the patio doors to him, pausing a moment then running my hands over his back. He turns to me, wrapping his strong arms around me then draws me in for a long kiss. The feel of his lips. His kiss. His touch. He
Eyes And Age
===== pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... -----------blue eyes---------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the
My 3rd Happyhour 2night..
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MY FU FRIENDS, FANS & FAMILY! YOUR ONE AND ONLY THICKNESS85 IS HAVING HER 3RD HAPPY HOUR.... THANKS TO HER FU-OWNER PUDDY! 8PM FU-TIME.... BUT FOR ME IT WILL BE 11PM. AND MY AUTO 11'S WILL BE ON! SHOW ME LOTS OF LOVE.... AND I WILL BE SURE TO RETURN THE LOVE! HAPPY HOLIDAYS LOVE YOU ALL! (repost of original by '♥Thickness85-R/L Wifey 2 BiigEvil♥ n Fu-Wifey 2 Trixie Mort-Member of Dangerous Curves' on '2008-12-18 09:09:10') (repost of original by '✿❤aMaNDa j0❤  (☆Fu Bomber Family Manager☆)✿' on '2008-12-18 09:14:15')
Kneeling (bdsm)
Kneeling by lady_macbeth_4711© I am kneeling at the foot of the stairs when You come home, naked, hands behind my back, waiting for You. I wait, head down, for You to acknowledge me. You look around the house, spotlessly clean, and test the air with your sensitive nose. You can smell the dinner in the kitchen, the aroma of baking from earlier, and a sweet raspberry fragrance, Your favorite scent, rising from me. Finally, I feel the touch of Your strong hand on my head and Your voice whispers "Good girl." I smile but still do lift my head until I see Your briefcase and coat held in front of me. "Thank you, Master, " I say and slowly stand to carry both objects to the nearby closet, where the coat is hung and the briefcase stashed before I softly close the door and return to my former position on the floor, kneeling, head down, hands demurely behind me. "What is your pleasure, Master?" My eyes follow the crease in Your trousers to your knees, where my vision lingers. "When
Conversation With God.
Me: Hello.. God? God: Hello my child. What is your name? GOD rules. Me: My name is Manfred. God: Welcome to my chat room, Manfred. Me: What is your name? God: My name is God. Me: I thought your name was Yahweh. God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: It wasn't my idea. God: What was your idea? Me: I have many God: That's nice. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM. Me: So you really are a computer? God: Interesting deduction. Really? What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Me: I would still believe that you're really a computer God: What would make you believe that I am really a computer? Me: It makes sense. God: In what way? Me: It's more logical. God: Are you sure it is? Me: Yes. God: What makes you so sure? Me: I'm smart like that. God: Brains are the best part of the human body. Me: If you say so. God: I say so. Me: Because you're God? God: That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright. Me: God doesn't exist. G
Micheal Burnham/devil
-][ Name ][-][ мιснεαζ•вυяинaм ][- -][ Age ][-][ 20 ][- -][ Hair ][-][ White & Blue ][- -][ Eyes ][-][ Deep Blue ][- -][ Race ][-][Pure Blood Vampire][- -][ Mother ][-][ Coldest Glance ][- -][ Father ][-][ Unknown ][- -][ Twin Bro ][-][ Nero Devil (Decesed) ][- -][ MB was trained how to use fire arms at a very young age. He is now an adult haveing to deal with all the bs what comes with it. He has no other known siblings only a cousin named Shadow Wolfen Now he is running the home in what he was born in, The Sickness is back open and he wonder's what if anything has changed, and just what his fate holds.-][- -][ He loves to explore keeping to himself not one to hang with a crowed preffering his own company. He loves to read on any thing he can the occult being his favourite. He keeps a glock 17 on him at all times and be warned his dad taught him very well][-
My Weekend
So I had an amazing weekend. Firday I made a great dinner for me and Chad and he seemed to like it...hehe. First off let me get into how much I am in love with this boy. He is perfection in my eyes and I never want to do anything to hurt him. He treats me like a fuckin queen and constantly reminds me that I am beautiful...which is awesome lol. Friday night we went out to the bar/club with my best friend Meg. We all had a great time, I went broke but it was ok cuz it was worth it. I was with my two favorite people in the world and I had a great time. Ended up having a migrane and my mood started to change. We came home and I layed in bed...Chad kissed every inch of my body and totally made the pain go was amazing. It went away, things happend ;). It came back so we went to sleep. Saturday was a lazy day...but spending the time with him, cuddled up on the couch watching The Family Man and some of Home Alone (which is odd for me cuz I never wanna sit and watch a movie, lol) My h
Cameron And My Mother
"Maw maw, would you like to come outside with me?" "Yes Cameron" "Maw maw, where are your slippers?" "Under the bed…" "Here's your walking stick maw maw." "Thank you Cameron." Cam took his grandmother by the hand and walked her to the porch. They sat for a while together. This is already the sweetest thing ever in my eyes, without the circumstances being known. My mother has terminal cancer. We're not sure how much longer she is going to be with us and she's pretty much bed ridden. She's able to get up a couple times a day, but she gets tired very quickly and gets ill a lot. My children don't know what's going on, they just think she is sick. It breaks my heart that my mom won't be around to see my children grow up, but the effect she's had on their lives already will stay with them forever. Cam spends most days at my parents while I am at work. He's seen all the friends and family members come and go, visiting her. Knowing that Cam p
Mexican Crack Whores
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My So-called "friends" On Fubar
You can all kiss my ass dont any one of you EVER fuckin EVER ask me for shit again dont beg for a bling dont ask for a blast youre all fuckin selfish, greedy begging bastards i hope half of you fuckin delete me but i know most of you wont even read this so everyone in my friends list, except Kweenbitch, cuz she helped me out the rest of you, fuckin goto hell this all stems from the auction i was in i blogged, i posted stauts, i shouted some of you, i visited most of your pages and i got 3 fuckin bids 2 of which werent from my friends i sold for 400k fubucks if i could take away the blasts ive bought, or the bling ive sent i would cuz you all fuckin suck may icicles be shoved up your asses for christmas FUCK OFF
To All My Friends On Fubar.
Um For Now
ok folks wont have internet for awhile how long im not sure yet that remains to be seen. But for those of you who have it hit me up with a text and the rest of you i will have yahoo signed in on the cell (when it cooperates) so ya can find me the ( thats for the few of you i havent seen in the last week due to all sorts of reasons. Again not sure when or if i will be back but will talk to those of you who know who you are when i get the chance ~Crazee~
A Parting Shot At Women’s Rights
Undermining women’s reproductive rights and access to health care has been a pervasive theme of the outgoing administration. On his first full day in office, President Bush imposed the “global gag rule,” which prohibits taxpayer dollars from going to international family-planning groups that perform abortions using their own funds or that advocate for safe abortion laws. So it was unsurprising, but still dismaying, that the secretary of health and human services, Michael Leavitt, chose to extend that dismal record at the last minute with yet another awful regulation. A parting gift to the far right, the new regulation aims to hinder women’s access to abortion, contraceptives and the information necessary to make decisions about their own health. What makes it worse is that the policy is wrapped up in a phony claim to safeguard religious freedom. The law has long allowed doctors and nurses to refuse to participate in an abortion. Mr. Leavitt’s changes elevate the so-called right
What Holiday Cookie Are You?
You Are Biscotti You are a very direct, honest person. You don't have time for dramatics or emotional pleas. You feel most comfortable in the intellectual realm, especially with science and technology. You are good at understanding difficult subjects. Understanding people? Not so much. What Holiday Cookie Are You?
My Life As I See It 2
My life starts to change. My so called "Step Dad" could not wait to get rid of me. He took me home and commenced to totally blow me off. I went to live with my newspaper route manager and his wife for about a week. They were good people. His wife introduced me to cottage cheese and pepper. I still love it. I had hair down to the middle of my back. That was promptly cut off and new clothes were bought for me to attend moms funeral. I never understood the need to cut my hair. After all, mom had no problem with it. I guess they did. After about a week I was picked up and taken to my "Sisters". This is where I remained until I joined the United States Army. Now about my sister.....I had been to their house before, played with their kids and spent the night. Yet, I never knew she was my sister. Strange that she was my sister and yet much older than me. She had kids about my age. A son and a daughter. They my brother and sister. I still don't understand it. Guess I never will. At th
My Life Part 4
Returning home again I left California pulling a small U-Haul trailer behind my car. (The one that's in my pics) I had intended on going back to Atlanta. But coming through Oklahoma City, Oklahoma during the morning rush hour I was in the wrong lane and could not get over. So there I was heading toward Tulsa on I 44. So I said what the hell. I'll go visit for a day or two then continue to Atlanta. I never left. Things went well with the family for awhile, but as usual that didn't last. I left and have not been back around them at all. I have no desire to be either. Enough is enough and I have had enough! They can take their sniveling back stabbing holier than tho shit and keep it. I will not return...... So. There I was. Just me. Life was boring dull and repetitive. Just the same shit everyday. Work home eat sleep. over and over again. the only excitement I had was riding my bike. It released me from the everyday bullshit. Made me feel good. Took away the stress. But something
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Chesty Takes Her Revenge!
I must see this.
When someone seeks themselves they will try to make excuses for their actions or words to try to make it better, when all they need to do is let it go and run it's course. The feelings are many and in all directions they will blame all but themselves. Not all is one's fault except what one believes to be true. Time is short, live your life as you see fit. Love hard, but not so hard as you become paranoid by everything and everyone. You make yourself a target if you open your mind to hate, distrust, or sadness. The hardest sound in the world to hear is the sound of one's own heart breaking, most times you will find we break our own hearts with the pain we make to be true.I need time to help my mind to learn and have yet to understand or how this is suppose to work. When we make mistakes in our lives some let it go and move on and then there are some that just can't do that our of Fear, I have fear but i am still trying to figure out of what....Is it that I'm afraid i can't do it on my o
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Stop Me Again
If we look across the ocean Or at white dots in the sky They'll feed up such emotion Yet you don't know why For we can be like children Pushing through the crowd Why question what we're here for Or who is behind that shroud Go build Can't believe the feeling that takes me Open the road to heaven and back Then the time for pain it breaks me I wanna throw away those attached What can it be that we go through Everything that you don't want to Why does that stop me Stop me again Do you know the way to the gateway On the other side there is nothing Do you know of love that is spoken Inside in love instead of talking Anyone can tell you what you should do Any other tell them till you know who Never mind the place where they send you When you're feeling blue Go build your dreams of clear blue skies Don't hold your breath when reality cries Beautiful souls be happy be one Your heaven has now begun
My Wife
So Tell Me What You Think Of My Real Life Wife Is She Hot Or Not?? In My Eyes She Is So Hot She Burns Me Up Everyday!! Scottish Phantom RL wife to Casper the Alien@ fubar Just Do Me A Favor Rate And Fan And Ad Here While Your There Thanks Th Crazy Alien!!
True Friendship
I have been kinda down lately cause I realize that no matter how hard I try, things will never be the way I want them. My relationship had problems in the past about him neglecting me and not wanting to have relations with me. I feel that it is happening again. I know that I cant blame him cause he is far away right now, but he can make an effort. The conversations we have are mostly about his job and his school. The emails are just like the phone calls. If someone read the emails or listened to the phone calls they would think I am his personal assistant. He rarely tells me he loves me. I recently found out out some other stuff from his best friend that makes me question if he truely loves me. I just dont know what to do or think anymore. He never compliments me or encourages me on anything I do. I had weight loss surgery three months ago and I do work out hard and watch what I eat. When I tell him I lost weight he says of course you did cause you had the surgery. I want to say that I
What Sign Are You
CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMNIT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but ina good way LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly andfun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will evermeet! AMAZING in Bed.!!!!! CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERYPERFORMANCE!!!! AQUAR­­IUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in longrelationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fvck with. Have own uniquesexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon inbed. TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves beingin long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what theywant. Extremly outgoing. Outstanding ki
Do You Have Your Own Group??
For All Sarge's Bad Girls That Have Started Their Own Group..Let Me Know.. I Will Be Posting Links To The Groups Here In This Blog.
Amazing You
slowly..... lips caress working my way down your body. Gently as I shiver....gently.. as i shiver. never before and never again will two people feel so.....oh .... oh how your body is perfect in every imperfect way. the way your teeth are not so perfect is perfect, the way you touch me is amazing. The way our hot sweaty bodies press firmly against each other.....oh more shivers.... oh your breathing harder now as my lips get ever so close...closer now ...closer...mmmmmm as your back arches and your body moves closer.....oh you taste soooo good. Can this last forever. with every kiss i want more with every caress i want more. every minute i spend with you i treat it as my last.... never tiring of you, of your taste, of your touch. now im ever so close, kissing every inch, closer now. and closer are you to that ever so great feeling, but i will not let you have it, NO, not that easy the night has just wait there is more to come. closer and closer as my li
Me & Grandpa
I was born and raised in Minnesota. And My Grandfather (Elmer Kaufman), Who left me a Year ago Aug 27th, 2007, pretty much raised me and taught me alot about the "farm" life and so much more. Elmer Kaufman My Grandfather always protrayed himself as a Very Intelligent man and strong willed. He always had Control on anything Business wise. By the time he went to 8th Grade the teachers literally kicked him out of school with a signed diploma, because he knew way more then the teacher did LOL. He never showed anyone his weak side. He always always was bitching about something lol. That's what I always called it. He was a very intimidating man. But He also had a Heart of Gold when needed. When it came to business he took control. But around the Holidays he would invite those that didn't have a place to go for the holidays back to his house to eat. And Sometimes he would have a Gift for them. Didn't matter what it was, My grandfather always came up with something to make them feel love
Had To
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Kara UD: Kara A tall, skinny girl who has an amazing personality. All a man can handle, if he becomes so lucky to even have her. A good friend that is always there when needed. Likes to party, even if it means some regretful moments. Always up for an adventure, and never turns down a dare. Very outgoing and smart. Is very athletic person. Someone you can always count on having a good time with. Dude, its Kara, everything will be fine, look forward to a good time. 2) Whats your age? ME:32 UD:32 A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school Shane is 32. 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Jodi UD: Jodi 1- someone who is amazing awesome and random and the best person i ever met. 2- nice, fun, pretty, giving, friendly, amazing, and all around probably the best person in the whole entire world!! 5) Whats you favorit
Leaving On A Jet Plane
I'm getting rid of this site tonight when I get home from work. I'm not really on here all the much and I already got rid of my Myspace. I'm still on Facebook so if you have my contact info then you can find me on there. If you want, you can still send me a message on yahoo at: I'll be back later tonight to finish this. I'm giving away my fu-bucks (about 170,000) so if you want them... message me a reason why or a funny story that relates to me in some fashion. This isn't because of anyone on here, I just want to move on. Thanks for everything.
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Glenn Gets Knocked Out
Hope He Wakes Up..
WASHINGTON – President-elect Barack Obama's proposed tax cuts ran into opposition Thursday from senators in his own party who said they wouldn't do much to stimulate the economy or create jobs. Senators from both parties agreed that Congress should do something to stimulate the economy. But Democratic senators emerging from a private meeting of the Senate Finance Committee criticized business and individual tax cuts in Obama's stimulus plan. They were especially critical of a proposed $3,000 tax credit for companies that hire or retrain workers. "If I'm a business person, it's unlikely if you give me a several-thousand-dollar credit that I'm going to hire people if I can't sell the products they're producing," said Sen. Kent Conrad, D-N.D., a member of the committee. "That to me is just misdirected," Conrad said. Sen John Kerry, D-Mass., said, "I'd rather spend the money on the infrastructure, on direct investment, on energy conversion, on other kinds of things that much mo
Focus...there Is No Spoon
I'm seriously glad I have friends around here. Let me clarify, online friends are awesome, and we have about the best conversations ever, simply because that's all we have to go on. But lately I've realized I need that personal connection of being in the same room with people every once in a while or I go a little stir crazy. One of my friends, again names not valid, is so totally trying to hook me up with his sister. He actually introduced me in the following way Saturday "This is Davin, my girlfriend's boss, and the guy that will hopefully be soon doing my sister." His heart is in the right place, she just got out of a crappy relationship (worse than he knows) and needs something to take her mind off of things. What I don't think he realizes is that she's really not into me, or anyone really. We've gone out a few times, and she admits she enjoys going out and getting her mind off things, but she's sorta stuck on what happened. So I'm content to listen to the jokes about me and her
Moving Members
We are moving the members from the default profile to "Fubars Most Finest", but with Fubars wonderful process, they shall show up within the next hour lol So just check there for them. Thanks
Fleetwood Mac-the Chain
Fell In Love With The Game-blindside
Laws Od The House Of God
Top 10 Er Xmas Gifts
Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department: The Top Ten! Author Unknown 10. Bayberry scented ammonia capsules. 9. Replace foley lubricant with cranberry sauce. 8. Complimentary "makeover" with every 10th Kwell™ shower. 7. Tinsel decorations on CT scanner often mimics a subdural hematoma. 6. Holiday Special: 2 for 1 abscess drainage. 5. NARCAN™ FOR EVERYBODY!!! 4. Play "find the rock cocaine" body cavity search for the P.D. 3. Festive holiday decorations made from cut-off cock-rings. 2. Generous Christmas bonus from hospital administration, with a retail value of up to $10! 1. And new for 2002: Defibrillate me, Elmo!
Dear That Special Someone For Me
I know you are out there and it's just a matter of time before we find each other. I am looking forward to that day with all my heart. I am preparing myself for you each day. Imagining what you could be like. What do you look like? Are you tall, dark, and handsome or are you short, thick, cuddly, and good looking? No matter what, you are for me and I will love you regardless what happens through the years. I hope to grow old with you for the rest of my life. To celebrate good times with you and support each other through the bad times. Marriage is a journey that we will grow together through. We will learn things about each other every day. We will not always have good times but we will always love each other and work through our problems. Marriage is forever. So I promise you forever. We will have fun watching football games, taking walks, and watching movies. I look forward to that day and until then, I will be waiting for you with open arms and my heart full of love just for you.
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Things Are Going To Change
O.K. to start out with i will say that i love my fu friends but somethings are going to change. my NSFW folder will no longer be accessible to anyone else. i'm sorry but that is just the way it has to be. the only way to make it onto my family list if you aren't already there is to OWN me in an auction. and then you are limited to two weeks. i didn't want to start out making people pay to see my pics but i have just had a talk with a really good friend of mine and we have come up with this. i am trying to get to at least disciple by July soooo i am asking for auto 11's. what you will get in return is a NSFW salute of your very own. the NSFW salute album will open to friends when i have an auto 11 active. if you don't like what i just laid out then kindly remove me from your friends list. if you don't mind it then thank you for your friendship.
About Love
About Love... Loving the right person at the wrong time, Having the wrong person when the time is right, And finding out you love someone right after That person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, But when you see them smile at you, You'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending To be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that They will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way Of expressing how much you love the person... In my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love Being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because The absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the Other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body But it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason Why the heart is not always right... Most often, we fall in love with the person we think we love But to
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Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Robert Kelly In Studio, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST) Welcome to another Whip 'em Out Wednesday wee ones (ehh, this alliteration is making me sound like a pederast)... and the not-so-little Lovely ladies of Paltalk, who bare their bountiful bosoms for all of you...and us...bums. No bullshit. Let's be brutally honest. Boobs are great, and if you're even the slightest bit polite and accomodating, you'll most likely see some CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM. So how's about being a gentleman, Chesterfield...log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! See? Webcam boobies rule! Today on the Opie and Anthony Fart Box Fiesta, we'll welcome back our buddy Robert Kelly, who is not only skinny now, but he's also... filling in for Jim Norton! Yeah, because that made...sense. Jimmy is in Miami Beach, Florida while we freeze our asses off. And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Rober
I fling myself about carelessly Disjointed as I dance Low rung of the ladder Born a burden Too much heart, not enough sense They call me a scarecrow I couldn't frighten a fly Hold all my sorrow inside Bonelessly walking my path Hopelessly ever onward When will I reach my destination? Where is the city that shines? I've gotta find what I've lost Maybe someone will come to help...
9 Words Women Use
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
Last night I was at work, and I was sitting at the business center comp. The phone at the front desk kept goin off, but when I would run to pick it up, someone would hang up. My friend, who is a cop, stopped by to hang out with me at 2 40am, and the phone did the same thing. He said that it seemed like someone could see me every time I was away from the desk. AKA that I was being watched. After he left, I was kinda creeped out about walking in the staircases while passing out the receipts and papers. Hmmm
Questions & Answers...
You smile as you say you love me, truth? Why then do you claw my skin? Is it tenderness you seek, or blood? Answer me with all you are Are we just pretending now? This is not a game to me If pain is what you want, I have it You have seen into my past, you know I offer my heart to you yet you turn away What more can I give? I'm only human, or is that not enough? On the verge of collapse Pressurized to the brink, almost insane You say I am all you need You seem to want more than I can give What else can I do?
Twilight- 1st Article
So...I've been writing for the paper as most of you know. I was going to post a link to my article on their website, but due to the purchase of the paper and some drama with it, the website currently cannot be updated. is my first article! Twilight, A time of day or a bestseller and box office hit? By: Kristi ***** Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, a book, a movie, a wave sweeping over popular culture. In any form it has made quite a splash with teenage girls, all the way up to the adults. The novel turned movie is about a vampire who lives on an alternative diet, living and integrating with humans in Forks, Washington. It introduces us to the life he lives, how stereotypes can be very untrue, and how love is indeed blind. The main characters in Twilight are Edward Cullen, the strong, graceful vampire and Bella Swan the typical, clumsy human high school aged girl. The story revolves around how their lives intertwine and how their relationship grows and changes and how th
What Makes A Friend
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Random Facts: The Trilogy
-i dont like crossing bridges cause i always think they will collapse as soon as i cross them -my ultimate goal is to make enough money to quit working and travel the world -i used to have an orange allergy -i hate talking on the phone -i´m very close to my family and i´m really grateful for having such an amazing family -i wish i had a pet monkey -i recently started jogging and its starting to become a kind of active meditation for me. i never thought i could enjoy it as much as i do -why do jelly beans have to be so expensive over here? -thank god for my metabolism. cause i'm pretty sure getting fat wouldnt stop me from stuffing my face with lots of unhealthy food. -i find it hard to believe that girls would consider dating me cuase i dont think i have much to offer. no wait there´s one thing... my awesome red beard -i almost drowned in a whirlpool once. - a couple of friends and i once visited a friend in berlin. and as we´re standing inside of
Who Are You On Lost?
You Are Kate You've done a bad things in your life, even though they were justified. And since you keep your past to yourself, people see you as very mysterious. You're independent. You do what you have to in order to survive. You are quick witted, and you have a variety of useful skills. You're quite resourceful. Although you're a loner, you form strong romantic bonds quickly. Deep down, you're very loving - though you are still scared of being burned by someone. Who Are You on LOST?
I had a phone call from my dad tonight. I'll start by saying I don't talk to my parents a great deal. I never have, and I don't think I ever will. I respect my parents, and I respect the things they have gone through. I want their approval, but I like to find my own way in life. Sure I've made some mistakes, but I think I turned out pretty well. But, because of this we don't talk all that often. When we do, however, it always follows a pattern. After the how are you's and all that stuff: 1. Presentation of problem. Today their issue was that they are up for new phones on their contracts. I have an iPhone, he wants a phone that can do stuff like that, therefore he must know all that I know about phones. This is typically the case for the first part of the phone call, they have a problem that they need my help figuring out. I don't mind it, everybody asks me computer questions, I fixed a stranger's phone in a hallway before, just because I "looked like I knew what I was doing."
Is It Worth It?
I'm 26 yrs old and a single mom of three great kids. I'm really starting to wounder if finding the right person is worth anything at all. I've been a single mother for awhile my kids seem happy this way,it's me that misses the contact and stuff a partner brings,but it doesn't seem worth all the trouble anymore trying to wait or find someone right.I feel I'm a good person and woman, I have never done a man wrong,yet i get hurt or just dumped on by this thing called love. I have old fashion values and yes I'm a flirt,but when I'm with someone I'm all theres.Yes I have more guy friends then chick friends,but they understand they are just my friends. Guess i'm done going on and on.
Have you ever seen a sand clock? Have you flipped it over and observed those tiny grains of sand all over sudden come rushing through the funnel, one just like the other, hurrying to get to the narrow part, pushing and shoving while being concentrated in a tight spot, just to fall through and join its counterparts all the way at the bottom? For hundreds of thousands of years, since the beginning of humanity, we have been going through a gigantic sand clock of life, starting all the way in a top chamber the moment we are born and making our way down every second without stopping. Unlike the sand clock, however, we do not get to start all over again once we reach the bottom and the clock is turned upside down to repeat the process. This is where this analogy ends and the reality of our existence begins. Since the beginning of human experience we have been trying to find the explanation for our presence and the reasons for overcoming the struggles that life throws in our face. Do we
I'm So Terrified Of This Shit Happening 2 Me!
When seeing this I couldn't help but start to cry, given I ain't afraid of needles however the rest will make anyone watching it freak out... Please view this to better understand what I've got to go through, after coping the lick click on the far right of page it'll state excision of ecto & endo cervical lesions once you've done that scroll down to the bottom an click on the full movie to watch the video! Please do give your input on it.... Thanks so much, from your friend Jaime!
Aquarians To Understand Me
The Sun shone in Aquarius, a masculine sign on your birthday. The Sun in astrology stands for our inner nature, or character. The eleventh sign of the zodiac, Aquarius, the Water-Bearer, is ruled by serious Saturn and outrageous Uranus. What an alarming mixture! A fixed (strong and solid) sign, Aquarius governs intellect and originality. It is an Air sign, which makes Aquarians generally intelligent, unorthodox and inventive, although you often appear to be eerily detached and personally uninvolved. The Sun, ruler of our inner nature, is in the sign of its detriment here, for Saturn, the ruler of the outer darkness, is enthroned in Aquarius. The erratic energy of Uranus, planet of the unorthodox and eclectic, makes you unpredictable and subject to profound and unexpected deviations from the norm. Yet, due to the restrictive influence of Saturn, Aquarians exhibit considerable personal stability and work well within a structured environment. Apparently Contradictory These apparent
She Did It For The Lulz!
so i hear my ex's girlfriend moved out on him. she moved in monday. yesterday he went home for lunch and she kissed him and told him she loved him, then moved out before he got back home. i'm pissed because i didn't do it first.
Ya Got Any Cheese For My Whine????
Hello Friends, Family and Fans...   I have wandered my almost 40 yrs of life wondering what it takes to find your perfect mate. I look around me and see beautiful people with beautiful people, not-so-beautiful people with other not-so-beautiful people, and think to myself "what am I doing wrong?" I know I'm not a supermodel, but I also know I'm not so incredibly ugly that my mirror breaks everytime I look into it. Most people, although they won't admit it, are superficial and want someone on their arm that will turn heads, or just plain turn them on, I know I'm one of them.   When I think I've found "the one" he turns out to be a liar and a cheater...someone they never wanted to be in the first place. Now I'm one to flirt A LOT, but when it comes to relationships, I am totally committed to the one I love, why does it seem that they don't do the same for me? What vibe do I give off that allows them to act on their wandering eye?? My mom told me once that her and my father h
Nipple Pics
Ok, so ppl that know me should know that i have a bit of a nipple fetish....Nothing is as sweet and sucking, licking and bitting a pair of nips(pierced ones OMG) I made a folder on my page and now i just need your help to fill my folder with your hard nipples(drools thinking about it) Private message me for my email address and i will be more then happy to give it to you. FEMALE OR MALE
Unknown Love And Destiny Pt 5
After hitting the floor hard, he rubbed the back of his head to try and lessen the pain. "Ouch ouch ouch" he muttered. Entering her room, she closed and locked the door. She was completely embarrassed. What had possessed her to do such a thing. She removed the clip from her hair, undressed and laid down across her bed. Burying her head under her pillows. He slowly picked himself up from the floor and walked after her, rubbing the back of his head as he went. It wasn't long before he was at her door and knocked. Hearing his knock she winced. "Please go away." she yelled from under her pillows. "Why? I've never heard you turn me away before. You want to talk?" he leaned on the wall beside the door. Pulling her head out from under, she sat up. He was right. She had never turned him away before, but could she face him. Sighing she went and put on a happy bunny shirt and shorts, then went to the door and opened it. He looked through the gap of the door, still leaning on
Untitled 8/20/08 * * * * * * * * * * * * Your eyes are pregnant with thoughts your mouth wishes to give birth to. The words writhe and grow behind your gaze, and you glow like a new Mother, eagerly anticipating their arrival. Our Friendship is ultrasonic, allowing me an exciting glimpse of whats to come. Secrets, like the white zin we consume, only become more delicious as we wait for the moment to quicken. Just when I think you may have aborted the concept, it tearfully emerges from you in all it's glory. Filled with awe, and thankful you have shared something so important with me, I preen in an Aunt-like fashion as you clean the after-birth from your face with our self-absorbent laughter.
I "love" My Life
I love my life. I really do...I have an amazing daughter who always listens, never throws a fit, doesn't make me feel like the crappiest mom on earth. I love not being able to get an apartment, I love that I am basically a single Mom, I love that I am a security officer and people make up a bunch of shit about me. I love that I STILL haven't graduated from college yet and that I probably never will because I am too freaking poor to go back. I love that every male out there only seems to want one thing, I love that I hate myself and that it seems like I am going no where with my life. I love that everyone seems to think that they know whats best for my life and think that I am choosing to have this life. That there is one simple answer to fix all my problems. I love that I am fat and ugly, I love my low self-confidence, I love EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING about my life!!!
Wild Thing
Wild Thing I am dressed in my animal print top with matching thongs and gloves. I even put on a short skirt and my red hooker heels to tease you even more. There are lots of upskirts shoots. Lots of boobies and wet pussy as well. Cum over to my wild side to see me masturbate with nothing but my gloved fingers. I have been getting naked for a year now. I hope you have enjoyed it as much as I have. If there is something you want to see me do please email me. Here is some things you can look forward to: Facesitting Titty Fucking Blow jobs Solo Masturbation XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
Know Thyself
I woke up early this morning. A rarity for me indeed, as my night owl tendencies are beginning to show again and I push that bedtime back later and later. There is nothing better than the feeling of waking up before the alarm clock and just laying there for a few minutes, feeling refreshed. Partially I think my sleep has been thrown off by the lack of having someone with me. Once you are accustomed to rolling over and feeling that person next to you, not having someone there is a hard adjustment to make. I always felt better in the morning when I woke up that way, but that's off subject. So the day started just fine, I was upbeat and chipper. I got into the office to find that my co-worker's wife had gone into labor, a possibility he explained to me yesterday. It's their first child, and so I was excited to hear that. I could feel myself beginning to weary, though. No necessarily from being tired, but the stress of work, life, and other things beginning to tug at me. I'm not unha
i sat here and was thinking bout how much i needed you. then i realized that i didnt need u i just wanted you really bad. i mad myself cry to get over the fact of missing you. i myself stop crying to realize that i was ok with you being gone. i have gotten to the point where i dont even need to hear your name to be ok with it. i took ur number out my phone and took ur picture off my screen saver. im ok with the choice that i have made. for once i feel like i can breathe. i am STRONGER then EVER!!! i cant take it any longer thought that we were stonger all we do is linger slipping thru our fingers. i hate this part right here. i cant take these tears. im gone. ill find sum1 that loves me and it is not going to beu.
The Valentines Day Colonoscopy.
So was feeling a little bit under the weather last week and my doctor decided I should have a colonoscopy. I told him I was feeling dizzy and that was at the opposite end of my torso, far be it from me to tell him his business, but he said I needed one anyway at my age and so we might as well get it out of the way. Now I am a smart man and know he is right but the thought of them putting a pair of scissors and a camera in me from that persective gave me the shudders. I have some friends I suspect might enjoy that but not me. Now the thing about me is I am a pilot but also an artist. So I understand science but have a lot of feeling about it. So my feeling was that this was last place I was a virgin and thought maybe the night before I should have some candles and wine..sort of a celebration of the last place I was untouched in my life. Call me a hopeless romantic. Well let me tell you, their idea of wine is a jug of stuff you have to drink...all of it and it does not taste like
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN A GOOD MOOD AND I'M NOT 2)I EAT CHEESECAKE EVERYDAY 3)I'M THE YOUNGEST FROM 10 KIDS 4)I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH MUSIC ON 5)I GET JEALOUS FROM LITTLE KIDS SOMETIMES 6)I'M A CLEAN FREAK 7)A 5 YEAR OLD EATS MORE THEN I DO 8)I'M ANEMIC 9)I NEVER DRANK IN MY LIFE BUT I SMOKE 10)I BITE MY NAILS (5 PEOPLE I CHOOSE ARE) *METALMISTRESS *ITALIANBELLA *MR TOMMY *COLONEL *CHULO
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The Quickie
by the time you swear your his shivering and sighing and he vows his passion is inifinite and undying lady make a note of this one of you is lying
Wish You Were Here
If I die before I wake, It's because you take my breath away, No one else makes me feel this way, I think of you every second of every day,Never thought someone this fine could be mine,And I love every second we spend time,You make life worth living, And my time worth giving, Life is hard when you're gone,Every second feels so long, You're a continuous dream,In darkness you're a light beam,I love you more than life itself,More than fame and wealth,You're beautiful beyond compare,I love everything about you down to your hair,I dream of holding you under the moon,And maybe that can happen soon,I wish I could hear you whisper in my ear,And hold you close,'Cause losing you is my greatest fear,And every time you speak,The sound of your voice makes me weak,I wish you were here,So I could just hold you near. Rodney (Rhino) Wish You Were Here - Rednex - Rodney
Dinner Thoughts
watching you day in and out undressing you with my eyes touching you everywhere with my mind licking your lips as I do mine now thinking of your tongue dancing with mine biting lower lip as I imagine your mouth and teeth on the back of my neck breathing deeper, harder as you tease my nipples with your fingers rocking hips forward back arching as I imagine your hot hard cock bucking in my seat in a slow steady movement deeeper harder you dwell head going back slight parting of lips as I moan orgasm rocking me looking into your eyes across the dining table half smile as the waiter brings our food I mouth to you ,"Open your pants and take him out" seeing your hands disappear and slight sound reaches my ear taking my stocking covered foot I caress up your leg , teasing your crotch as I am placing a stuffed mushroom to lips and sliding it in mouth , biting down on it , juices running ov
Lip To Lip
How far from lip to lip? Wide enough for a word to get out. How far from lip to lip? Wide enough for a man to get in. If the word is yes, yes truly yes If the lips part consenting enter in me yes , yes truly yes
Angel, I now see they do exist. Playing the lens to trick into capture, this beautiful soul that seems so bliss. I have no doubt anymore, you are an angel virgin whore. Your wings are shredded you cannot fly, I am your lion standing at your side. I will protect you I own your sin, to catch your tears is to keep my grin. What keeps my gaze is not your skin or your stabbing eyes. But your purity in this world that in wickedness created its own demise. I will hate this world with the one I love.
The Dance Of Lovers
Watching them glide on the floor Whether its the grace and elegance of the waltz Or the erotic and sensual tango Both are beautiful to watch as well as perform Some can say that dancing is like sex on hard wood You tease your partner with knowing glances and light touches The foreplay of limbs touching and the hips swaying Under their heated look Then the full body press, feeling all and not backing away The woman has moves to make his body sizzle His blood runs hot for her and her gyrating hips Glimpses of luscious curves The man has power, strength, raw sexual energy She feels it in his touch, in his stance and the thrust of his body The crushing embrace of the tango His demanding look The dance can make you feel so beautiful, desired, sensual Bring you closer, to your mate Bring passion to the ultimate level It can be performed by the reckless youth The wild and spirited adult or even by the seasoned
My Best Friend
my best friend makes my life tolerable just lookin at that sweet smile an hearing that lil boy laugh has me smilin when im blue an laughin for hours now i know your far away doin your job a job you love an do with pride an honor giving up things we take for granted on a day to day basis you do without hesitation my prayers an thoughts are with you my friend I'm waitin on my sweet smile an little boy laugh to fill me up again i miss you my friend
Exotic Dreams Kim 3
Let's Switch Things Up
For you to offer me a happy hour...what would you want of me?
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The Bulldogs Talk Truth!
Turn the television off cousin, that aint nothing for a girl to see I got a niece and best believe she means the world to me And she dont need to see the shit they think a girl should be Ninety-pound skinny bitches, that aint even girl to me Essentially that shit designed to take a hold of you Telling lies to your vision, take control of you They find different ways to take your fucken soul from you A show about a model make your self-esteem low for you Everything is fake trust me no one that lovely I met alotta famous people and they fat and ugly I aint any better I just think the fact is funny Dads will take a little girl and pimp her for the cash and money And whats going to become of them in like fifty years? When Hannah Montana turning into Britney Spears They chew you up and spit you out cuz no one really cares And aint nobody going to hold you when youre really scared Where their parents at cousin this is really bad Is this the mutha fucken manager or really D
I Can't Stop Sh-sh-shaking.
Just know we are a spec in time. So follow your bliss And destroy the beauty I'll lock myself alone in a room Drink until the clock strikes noon With just a pen, a pill, and some paper And maybe I will write a sad song Or another cliche poem Of the person that I long to be I wanna die like Jim Morrison A fucking rock star I wanna die like god on the cover of time. Just a blink and it's gone So baby, pour some fame in my glass. So kill the forest And destroy the beauty. Colors blind the eyes Sounds deafen the ear Flavors numb the taste Thoughts weaken the mind I'll attack someone with a switchblade knife So that I can see their pain I choose to be a serial killer 'Cause the victims don't get any fame. Just know we are a spec in time
Can you listen to music while reading a book? no Do you think you give good hugs? Do you even like hugging? people usually get restraining orders after my hugs What's something other than a fruit that you love in milkshakes? fecal matter? What is your all time FAVORITE milkshake? feces flavored Is your best friend TRULY a best friend? never asked, hard to talk with a taped up mouth If you see someone drop $5 without noticing, would you grab it? yes, then stab them for their wallet Are monday mornings the hardest mornings to wake up to? I prefer not to wake up on these days Can you really ever relate to song lyrics? Yes, especially Cannibal Corpse ones Have you ever seen a really ugly dog, but pretended it was cute? Yes, when you showed me a pic of your mother Are the teenage years most definitely the hardest years to go through? Go through? I hopped over Can others tell when you're having an extremely bad day? No, since they won't be there any
Ode To Juggalos...pfft
STILL banned even tho I was supposed to get them back today...bullshit.
March 10th
Totally Made News: Reports are coming in that while the economy seems to continue on its downward trend, a few industries are seeing a rise in activity. Those industries? The vices of a country seeking distraction. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it seems when our country is stressed the most, it breaks out the good bad stuff. You can expect to see increases in tobacco usage, alcohol consumption, and shuffleboard playing. You were thinking of other vices, weren’t you? See, even the readers of this blog have slipped into the comfortable grasp of economically induced badness. Why is it we seek comfort in those naughty things? Most people would argue that we get comfort from them most days anyway, but in times of stress we look for diversions and distractions to break our focus from reality. So as the national, and even global, economy continues on that downward trend toward nothingness, you can remember a phrase and use it without fear of reproach: “The economy made me do it.”
Help Out Priceless In Her Contest For A Chace @ 1 Million Fu-bux & 2 Stop A Cheater
Im trying to help this sweetheart win a Happy Hour Contest that someone cheated on with their votes! So in order to catch up, i will be randomly selecting ppl who comment on this blog, and rate and comment the picture that is below. You must leave a comment on this blog, and on the picture you will be sent too in order to qualify for this offer. So here it is, i am giving away 5, 1,000,000 prizes, in no specific order, it will be done randomly. So if you want your chance to be a fu millionaire, make sure you leave your comment in this blog, and on the page you will be sent too. Sounds pretty simple cause it is, all you have to do is 1 rate on the pic below, and 2 comments, 1 comment here in this blog, and 1 comment on the pic below. Hopefully we can get to the goal of beating the cheater!!! The goal is 1000 rates by the end on the contest...please help me and her by doin this for her and maybe you will become 1 million fu bux richer in the process and show these cheaters that we w
Just Don't Know
To day has been a very hard day on me emotional , mentally ,& physically. I woke up thinking it was going to be a good day. Then that all changed when the mail came. I’m always hoping for letters from Social Security or my lawyer. I just hate when they are bad. I really don’t understand what the last two letters from SS means. I got so upset I called my lawyer’s office in tears. I basically broke down on my case worker’s voice mail. I have been fighting this for three years. Matter of fact May will four years. I’ve been to the doctors they have ordered & have done all they wanted. Their own doctor & occupational therapist said I was disabled. The occupational man in court said there was no job that I could perform with all my limitations. They are fighting all because of my age. The judge basically said the doctors didn’t know what they were saying I was fine. I wished I was fine. I wished my life could go back to how it was. I wished I was waking every morning heading to work. I wishe
What's Going On--marvin Gaye
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Heaven Beside You--ty My Dearest Reflection
Hair Of The Dog
Me And Bobby Mcghee
Anyone Else Notice...
the spotlight's eyes are kind of too far apart? I know shes making a feeble and sad attempt to be attractive, but I keep focusing on that rofl
Rain Rain Go Away
Sitting home hiding from the rain !! The lil kids that I had such fun making are now driving me BOONKERS.... I love um but mercy they can be LOUD... The Boyfriend is now across the ocean from me ... I find myself looking for something to do all alone ... One sure is a LONELY and BATTERY demanding Number !!
Make Me Your Baby
Cool Snl Music Video
Our Page Owner!
6JESUS6CHRIST6 is our OWNER! He won us in PonyBoy's St. Pat's day auction and owns us til April 14th! 6JESUS6CHRIST6@ fubar Ryan Owns our page :) ryan *FU-Bombers*@ fubar
time is time you pay it's toll with every breath, with every heartbeat  you pay it's cost without thought or intention  you need not pay attention, it will take it's price whether you want it or not  whether you notice or not whether you care or not  time is something you never have enough of  or you have too much of  rarely is everything timed just right but then again, it always is time figures in everything if you are a mountain, man, or mouse time is a powerful thing just try to live without it ! take your time, give yourself time, watch the time, you don't have time  time is a powerful thing time is time
St Patties Day
hope everyone is having a good st patties day party on and have some fun.
A Day In The Life...
today it's back to the camera time. everyone on here has so many beautiful and often incredibly hot photo's. I will spend today taking pictures so that I can catch up! I love looking through the pictures on here,lot's of sexy and interesting people... catch ya later...xoxo chrissy
you dont need to understand the lyrics
I'm A Sheep In Kitty Clothing
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Nobody. [2] You were in the car with? Roommates. [3] Went to the mall with? What's a mall? [4] Person you talked on the phone with? SupermarketGirl AKA Susan [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? Klover T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? False Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? False Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? False Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Drink [2] Be serious or be funny? I can't do b
Tamz Quiz
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? I don't remember [2] You were in the car with? My sister [3] Went to the mall with? My ex about 12 years ago [4] Person you talked on the phone with? my dad [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? Tamz T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? False Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? true Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? True Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? False WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Eat [2] Be serious or be funny? Seriously funny
Drive-in Movies
You and your girlfriend decide to go to the drive-in movie theater one night. You both decide to just throw some blankets and pillows in the back of your truck and lay back there and watch the movie. You back into a parking spot in the back of the lot. You both get out of the cab and climb into the bed of the truck, She piles the pillows up so you both can lean against the back of the cab and watch the movie. You wrap your arm around her shoulder and she cuddles close, laying her head against your shoulder. The movie starts and she starts to kiss you, it's the first movie of a family double feature and niether one of you were set on seeing it. She deepens the kiss, her hand slowly moving down your body. She reaches into your shorts and wraps her fingers around your rapidly growing erection. You groan loudly and pull her on top of you. She grinds against your now throbbing erection before she slides down your body, kissing her way to your pants. She pulls your shorts down and flicks her
To Every Guy....
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
Today's Luv On Lynnlin Day!
Ok, folks here we have a wonderful Fu, with a small problem. She's very sweet, and tries very hard, but she can't seem to get to Godfather. Do you think we can help her? Rate her, bling her, VIP her, pimp her out, just do whatever it is you can do to help! She returns all luv given. :) ~LYNNLIN~@ fubar While you're there, give her brother a lil luv too (he's not really an @$$hole!) A**Hole@ fubar
New Democracy
now thailand have monnydemocracy not for people ofcuse ! redgrop made for taksin shinawat " bad polish "
Thank You!
I want to thank everyone who helped me level to Oracle today! I started this morning with nearly 4 million to go. I got to level before I went to bed. You all rock! Now, I have bombs and pimp-out to pay people back with. Unfortunately, fu is running REALLY crappy for me right now. If you helped, could you PLEASE comment this blog, so I can pay you back tomorrow...? Please?
Ratings/comments Me
HEY LADIES AND GENTS.... I'm in a rating/comments contest that runs until April 17th. The concept is easy. Rate and comment and each rating or comment equals a point. Please help me!!! Love on me because you know I like it COL MUAH
West Hollywood, Ca
This is a Video of a man/tranny that i met in West Hollywood, CA...its a pretty good 5 minn but OMG!! Watch if you dare.      
A To Z Of C :)
A - Available: for extreme dating experiences... - Age: 30 - Annoyance: ignorance (there is no bliss you mindless fuckwits) - Animal: wolf B - Beer: Cherry bomb at the folk festival - Birthday: 29th september - Body Part on opposite sex: eyes! and lips - Best feeling in the world: wow do you know there are just so many?! - Blind or Deaf?: well neither... - Best weather: thunder storms! love storms - Been in Love?: nope... - Been on stage?: >_> once or twice... - Believe in Magic?: i really really want to C - Candy: sure why not? - Color: burgundy - Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate - Chinese or Mexican?: fajitas nom nom nom :) - Cake or pie?: cake mmm - Continent to visit: all of them!!! - Cheese: mature - then a little goes a long way D - Day or Night?: Night - Dance in the rain: oh god yes! E - Eyes: brown... - Everyone's got a: tree to hug right? - Ever failed a class?: no F - Full name: empress of the fucking universe, tassaura, or just cat - First thoughts waking up: oh shit
U.s. Army Recruiter
    DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY SARGEANT JON B, RECRUITER   Both myself and my husband met Jon B in Ohio.  It turns out that Jon happen to have served our country in the United States Army for more than 20 years. Upon retirement, Jon always wanted to own a "Harley Davidson" motorcyle.  Well guess what --- Jon did eventually get his.  Jon also went back to college and received his Masters degree in Marketing.  He is doing well, and we thank you Jon for defending you country. You deserve a medal of honor, which he has received.  If you want to know more about Jon, just send him a message in his "Shoutbox.".  I'm sure he would be more than happy to chat with you. "A Friend in Need, is a friend indeed! Ich bin Deutchland Danke
Well Some Of Use Are Crazy And Some Of Use Are Really You Know Not Crazy But We Act It!
Ok let me start by sayen I will call you My drug of choice! I am sorry i be came that other person! you may never belave nor forgive me but I still want to be the daddy of that butiful child that was made by us and I am sorry you can never say it was a slip in judgement! Cause I love you and I know some where in you you still love me and i am sorry i have the same problem as the other family member ! I am sorry it came out to late that I am manic!!!!!! its not something i was ok with sayen but guess what i ant hiden nomore i have no shame ! I am sorry i lost you! please dont take my baby too!
Spring Time?
As Spring approaches, I can almost smell it, Two-Stroke exaust fumes and Concrete dust.   As Spring approaches, I can almost see it, a Blank yard, waiting to be molded and configured by my hand and hard work.   As Spring approaches, I can almost hear it, The sound of Diamonds cutting concrete.   As Spring approaches, I can almost feel it, the sun beating down on my bare back as I sweat to make something beautiful.   As Spring approaches, I envision a season of hard work, new challenges and even greater rewards.   As Sring approaches, I am excited to get back to what I love doing. Molding, configuring and modifying people's yards into workable, usable living space outside the house.
How Do You Think?
You Think Objectively Your brain works best when you are able to think in steps. You like procedures and routines. You are good at staying focused and on task. You are excel at developing workable solutions to difficult problems. You simply look at the facts. You have an excellent memory, and you are a quick thinker. You can sort out what's important from what's not. How Do You Think?
The Journey.
One day you finally knew what you had to do, and began, though the voices around you kept shouting their bad advice -- though the whole house began to tremble and you felt the old tug at your ankles. "Mend my life!" each voice cried. But you didn't stop. You knew what you had to do, though the wind pried with its stiff fingers at the very foundations, though their melancholy was terrible. It was already late enough, and a wild night, and the road full of fallen branches and stones. But little by little, as you left their voices behind, the stars began to burn through the sheets of clouds, and there was a new voice which you slowly recognized as your own, that kept you company as you strode deeper and deeper into the world, determined to do the only thing you could do -- determined to save the only life you could save. ~ Mary Oliver ~
That is all.
Percussive Instruments
Create Your Glitter Text tribute of DOLLHOUSE by SWITCHBLADE SYMPHONY on my drum pad
My Home In California 2005
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Ju Boy
I think someone needs to run classes on how to talk to a woman so you don't get bitch slapped.               ju boy@ fubar    
Stiletto Girls
Come join my modest gathering of sexy Fubar members who all share a passion for heels. Just give me a shout if you want me to pimp your ass off. XXXXX FOUNDER XXXXX JJ - Stiletto Girl - Heels & Wheels Girl - Passions Girl XXXXXXXX MANAGEMENT XXXXXXXX Angel Eyes1974~co owner*stiletto girls~w.i.s.e.u.k.f.~U.K.L~the sisterhood~ NO fan NO add~pls sign m  Ambivalent Goddess~*Personal Assistant and member of the Stiletto Girl*~ Lily / Stiletto Girls HostessXXXXXXXXXX PROMOTER XXXXXXXXXX  HeyYouAwake2 XXXXXXXX SECURITY AKA THE BOSS XXXXXXXX MAVERICK2009 XXXXXXXXX MEMBERS XXXXXXXXXX bialicia ~ Proud Member of the Stiletto Girls ~ Jilly Baby~
Bly Guy
  Bly Guy Is up for auction! Auction Ends April 21st, 2009 @ 4pm EST! Bid & rate the pic Please!!!!!!!!!!! Click the pic below to bid!!!
Little Johnny & April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
~admiring Best Friend!~
You are the best My best friendA soul to my heartThat is wonderfulFilled with graceI am glad I met youYou are the sweetestI admire your soulA great caring manA heart like yoursCan capture any womansI admire you By the care you give meThe heart that you haveA soul of you Is a charming Way of you That I seeMy admiring best friend Written by: Amber M. Kestner I wrote it to all my good friends on here and for Blue Room Flirt! All my friends rock you guys have been here for me an I apperciate it alot.
U+ Me + My Room =_________?
80's Night
      All right DJ Big Sexxy is back on the air 80's Night Every Monday 8-10Pm Mountain Standard Time @ The Seven Deadly Sins  
Make Out Music
Back in the 90's (college days) Journey had the cd for making out. I think this decade belongs to Sondre Lerche.  Yeah - ya prob never heard of him - but type his name in to youtube and try 'my hands are shaking' So -what do ya think?  
Blind Date
I miss that TV show.  They always set up people who were completely incompatible with each other.
To Picky
Well well, here I am again writing ummm a blog to myself - maybe to others, not sure on that one yet.  Anyway - still at the beaching siding my mothers place - taking WAY much longer than I thought and alot of confusion on her part in getting the supplies.  The beach is hot, awesome and nice... So many woman around in those little to nothings they wear, wow... Anyway - had 2 great dates through the weekend - and yet just didn't seem to click in anyway with them so doubt I will be going out with them again other than just friendships.  What in the world to do...  Sex is awesome and can have but I just really want to click with someone - kinda tired of the empty sex junk, I want something deeper, but way more fun, kinky and open - yet again much deeper... Well, any idea's - please pass them along to Erics blog for the mental!  LOL... Anyway - just a few thoughts on the past weekend... Blog again soon about my life out of the military - OH boy.
Hot Sb Sex
Where Is The Humanity For Others
Yanno I like fu bar for the most part but honestly,  I am beinging to hate it with a passion. People here have no humanity or caring here.  I swear all they are here to do is bash people ,  be little others for their own amuzment. How sad is it that you have to get  your kicks out of the expense of others. Would you like it if the same people you bash or even the friends you have turn the tables on you.  Would you still think its funny? I think there needs to be a standard set here in fu bar.  Where people treat others with dignity and respect. Specially when it comes to BBW,  or were someone lives or their racis. Perhaps my expectations of people are to high.  I realize there are people with their own opinions and thats fine.  But come on why  pick on people,  are you that insecure of your own self you feel the need to bully others just to make your self feel good? I am seriosly thinking of dumping this chat thats how discussed I am at this present time.
When I Close My Eyes
When I close my eyes he is there waiting he takes my hand and leads me away from reality into the world unknown gentil guidence the look he gives me tells me there is no need for questions only I have the answers to he walks beside me, I feel his heat I can see the want in his eyes I feel the want in my heart, they match but alas I must wake and he will be gone till I close my eyes again..... he is my reality behond reality
 My ex brother in law, who I am still close to and love like a brother, has been through so much in his life..and he is out of a very unhappy marriage and with a woman who loves him and whom he loves dearly. Now just this day, this wonderful sweet woman found out she needs a heart transplant. She has had terrible heart problems all her life and now it is failing.  She has no insurance to cover it and my rotten ex sister in law is dragging out the custody part of the divorce just to get at him. He wants desperately to marry his gf and his ex is making it very hard for him to get it done. I am so angry with her!!! I want to smack her! He has loved this lady for awhile now and they want to be married for as long as possible. She doesn't know how long she may have and it is possible she could die before she gets a heart. I know this is bad to say but I want to cut out his ex's heart and give it to his girlfriend! But that would be impossible because she doesn't have one to begin with. I am
Love isn't about attraction.. not about infatuation.. not about lust.. not about gifts and the lenght of time you spent together.. Bottom line? There's no reason at all.. TRUE LOVE is having to wake up each day feeling so deeply inlove and overwhelmingly happy whenever this person is around you without even knowing why.. making you forget the past.. cherish the present and wishing the FUTURE would be spending the entirely of your lives together...
My Prince
Locked high in the castle tower Kept by a cruel master who held all the power Growing wearier day by day Dragon Guard keeping would-be rescuers at bay The sun never shone into that cold cell My own cruel version of hell One day a ray of light shone through the gloom At once a blossom of hope began to bloom Rushing to the window, what did I see? My princely savior come to rescue me This wonderful Knight with sword drawn high His prize he would not be denied The Dragon he slayed with one hearty blow The master rushes to the gate below Sword drawn, ready to fight Swiftly struck down by this white knight My Prince climbs the tower stairs At my prison door he tears Released from this hellish world A new life before me unfurled My Prince has finally arrived Hope and faith have been revived He swears his love to me Forever more joy is what I'll see Two halves are now a whole As one...heart, mind, body, and soul
Why Is It
i've been a member of this site since the project was only about six months old. how come these newbs are able to level past godfather within only their first six months of joining? do they stay up all night on tweek and never put the laptop down or what? go to bed you fools? go outside and get a life!
when i went out to dinner i forgot to bring my meds and i had a kidney stone attack iam so lucky when i do puke i puke only body acid but after doing so it really took its toll on me i had to leave and go to the er and once i got there i got treated pretty badly by the triage nurse the man was a prick and here iam sicker then a dog and very weak could not even carry my self that well and grabing my left hip when i told him he needs to stop being a jerk to me then he got all butt hurt and told everyone i called him a jerk and said he was done and going to take piss so another nurse had to help me and she was nice in fact everyone but that asshole was my appointment is on the may14 when there going to shake the living shit right out of me and hopeing to break the stones since its a 8mm well i have to go cant let this stop me iam going to walmart to get a few things leave me love and comments and i well rutn the love thank you
My Thoughts
You have stolen my heart. Everything I do you are there. In my dreams, in my thoughts, in my everyday. I want you to know that I love you so much and you have my heart and my soul. I want you, I need you, I love you. Words really can't describe how I feel about you. I get speechless when I talk to you, My heart starts pounding at the sound of your voice. My mind wounders in all differnt directions at the thought of you. I can't sleep because all I do is think of you.
What's The Winning Formula?
In my experience as an internet broadcaster, I have seen hundreds of streams come and go. Many were individuals who believe that it simply takes is a piece of software and a large music selection and viola', you're a radio station. Others tried to reinvent the wheel at every turn and buckled under the strain. Finally the last group of would-be stations got so hung up in the competition and drama that resulted from it, that it wounded them beyond recovery. So what has Justice Radio done where others have failed? A great team. I have always thought that our success and tenure was a direct result of a great and talented staff. One of my Superpower (yes, we all have them. Some more than others) is management. I am a gifted communicator and a very social speaker. I can quickly (and usually very accurately) evaluate and weigh the skills of people and apply them to tasks or challenges faced. I built a great team. More importantly, we all nurtured that team into a family. That is our strengt
Your Moon
I looked at your moon tonight Once perfect and full of light The one we watched together Now cold and barren forever   The one that made me say I love you Now seems dimmed and dull and flawed Full of imperfection, I know this to be true It fades not soon enough as night subsides to dawn   Your moon once had me weeping tears The ones that had me full of fears Missed the love I thought we shared Forgotten now I thought you cared   The point I broke was when you "died" You moved on and I'm still here Only me and your moon still reside Its empty promise forever clear   Moonbeams now fill my empty heart Once was whole, now torn apart Tragedy and loss are all I've got Gone like that, no afterthought   Gone form me without a trace You disappeared, no hope in sight How can I forget your face ? When moon gives way to suns first light
Notre Dame - Lets Go Fishing
Creed - With Arms Wide Open I feel bad for the people that decided to protest President Obama as a speaker for commencment at Notre Dame and miss the ceremony designed to celebrate their hard work - and miss the words of wisdom offered. Why... 1. It was a perfect example of the REAL LIFE those educated young people will be faced with as they make their way into the world. Some of them will obtain jobs that will not be reflective of their religious beliefs. Some will work for people that are the opposite of the epitome of the virtues they hold in their heart - while their mind tells them that the dream they chase of success in their field demands that they learn how to deal with people of very diverse ideologies, cultures, and religious views. 2. Life often holds up the option of COMPROMISE, far more easily than a WIN, and if not embraced the next step is a LOSS. These insulated, book enthralled, professor fed tenure factoids, will soon discover that LIFE is a more free-for-all ballg
Do You Believe?
The Difference Between Believing In, Knowing, and Loving GodMy friend, do you believe in God? If you can answer yes, that's great. But there is something better than just believing in him. Do you know him? For example, I believe that Bill Gates is real. I believe he has alot of money. I believe he probably won't need a stimulus check from the government. But if you asked me, what he does on Friday nights? I would say I don't know. If you asked me, does he have any pets? I would not have anything more than a guess. What's the problem? Don't I believe in him? Yes, I know he exists, but I don't KNOW him. You see if I know him, I can tell you what he does with his free time, whether or not he has a dalmation or a German Shepherd, and tell you many other personal details that the average Joe would not know about Mr. Gates. This is the doorway to a true relationship with God. Believing in Him, will open the door for you. But if you fail to step through the door of faith and get to know God y
If He Likes Peanut Butter Why Shouldn't You?!
pretty sure this is a joke but it is kinda twisted enjoy
I are having a contest:Below is what it is all about !! Auction with prizes being held on Monday June 15th All pictures for auction need to be in no later than June 13th at midnight Prizes included are the three top highest bids at end of auction will be: 1st prize-Your choice of one month V.I.P or 7 day blast and 25 credit blingpack 2nd prize-3 day blast with a 10 credit bling pack 3rd prize 1 day blast with a 10 credit bling pack Please make these pictures unique to get the highest bid for you. This is a HOW SEXY ARE YOU CONTEST.What do you consider being sexy.It could be a look,A kiss or any part of your body as long as it has your face in it being all that you can be.Show me what you feel is sexy. You will need to send the pictures to Paul aka Fu-Tru Legend here is his link... ♫ Fu True Legend BadBoy DJ,Anger OWNER OF West Coast RawkerInk♫ Club Oasis @ fubar I and Paul will be holding this together and it will be an auction,so come get you some.Don't fo
No More Mumms For Me!
So, apparently my 9/11 MUMM was offensive. I presume the admins are republicans with giant black dildos crammed so far up their arses that if they were to laugh at something intended humorously, they'd split wide open.   This is the only explanation for a MUMM with no offensive content being deleted for being offensive.
This Is A Foreign Look At Our President
   This is a foreign look at our president.   If al-Qaeda, the Taliban and the rest of the Looney Tunes brigade want to kick America to death, they had better move in quickly and grab a piece of the action before Barack Obama finishes the job himself. Never in the history of the United States has a president worked so actively against the interests of his own people - not even Jimmy Carter. Obama's problem is that he does not know who the enemy is. To him, the enemy does not squat in caves in Waziristan, clutching automatic weapons and reciting the more militant verses from the Koran: instead, it sits around at tea parties in Kentucky quoting from the US Constitution. Obama is not at war with terrorists, but with his Republican fellow citizens. He has never abandoned the campaign trail. That is why he opened Pandora's Box by publishing the Justice Department's legal opinions on waterboarding and other hardline interrog
Please Look At.. New Video For Memorial Day   My friend made this video, it is his first one and I think he did a great job.
Dreams, Wishes And Tears
If dreams were given to the lonely and the dreams of the lonely came true I'd force myself to sleep at night just so i could dream of you   If wishes were given to the lonely and i was given just two my first wish would be that someday you'll be mine, and my second wish i'd give to you   If tears could write a love song the song would be to you it would explain how i was feeling inside and how very much "i love you"   But dreams are just dreams and wishes really come true My tears connot write a love song but when they fall They are falling for you
My Best Friend Katt Wrote This For Me A While Ago The Only Reason I Am Posting Because She Passed Away 5/25/2009
she sits in the dark corner of the bar,as she does everynight waiting for him to come in the door opens and in he walks.He slowly surveys his surroundings then walks threw the bar an mingles.The next night she comes out from her corner knowing he won't be coming in so she sits out front.Then to her suprize the door opens and he walks in.He walks by her looking down and brushing her cheek with his hand, she gets instant chills.As he makes his way past her he then kindof disapears into the darkness.She finishes her dinner and starts to head home walking slowly remembering his touch.All of a sudden she feels as if someone is watching her and following her every step.She gets to her front door and feels a hand on her shoulder as she turns no one is there.Thinking to herself i swear i felt a hand on my shoulder she unlocks the front door and steps inside.When she turns to lock the door she jumps as the mysterious man she has been watching at the bar is there looking right in her eyes."what
Mommy She's Baaaa Acccckkkk
there goes the neighbourhood   I wonder if I pick on her and shit if I will get deleted ?    
Written By One Of My Close Friends For Katt
Katt's Pyre I close both eyes and imagine you with me. I turn off the music and look away. The clouds bring reprieve from the sunshine The rain can't wash the ache away. What about those of us who love you? Werent we Good enough for you to stay? What did u see on the horizon? Who did you hear call your name? Accross the Shore, beyond the Pale moon's rising, The White Vessel travelled ; Oh Why couldn't it's trek be in vain? Does it radiate to you, accross the distant sea, the pain of your abscence? it does for me. Yet even in the chasam that is my heart, I take solstice in our time apart. The time we are apart, my love, my friend, one day must come to an end. When The White Vessel comes to me, When my soul travels accross that great sea, I know on the shore, the first face I will see, will be yours; You holding your arms out to me. You will smile and say"Welcome home, my friend!" and a true home it will be; The tears will dry, The pain will cease; only love, pea
Somethin Else I Wrote
Passing through the night Thoughts of love and lust filled her mind Will she find the one? True love has always escaped her Never giving anyone a chance Lusting for the feeling of love through carnal knowledge Only to fill empty inside yet again Love does not equate to sex She tries to remind herself Only to be betrayed by her mind again She cries inside, afraid to show her tears of dispair Wanting no one to pity her It was the reason why she committed this act she rationalized Love is what drove her to this action A smile crossed her face as she let the guilt fall away Like the gun she just dropped in the river below He will never hurt me again
I Wonder Who
> 136247 - Lizard - 4> > A secret admirer thinks that you're HOT, and has sent you a Flame of Passion!> > Every flame that you collect is added to your total, and those who receive the most flames will be awarded combined prizes of 14 million fubucks.> > For complete information, please view my blog:>> > > Note - this is NOT a random send. By receiving this, it means another member of Fubar has ordered it for your user number.> > > > > This admirer has sent you 4 flames of passion.
I'm A Mean Old Lion
Say, what you wanna? But I'm here to stay 'Cause I'm a mean ole lion You can go where you're gonna But don't get in my way I'm a mean ole lion You'll be standing in a draft If you don't hear me laugh And if you happen to come around Well, you best not make me frown For I just might knock you down I'm a mean ole lion You know, I'm ready to fight And turn your day into night 'Cause I'm a mean ole lion If you're half bright You'll detour to the right From a mean ole lion All you strangers better beware This is the king of the jungle here And if I happen to let you slide Don't just stand here Run and hide You just caught my better side I'm a mean ole lion Look, you better beware This is the king of the jungle here And if I happen to let you slide Don't stand here Run and hide You just caught my better side I'm a mean ole lion I'm a mean ole lion
Slide Some Oil To Me
Slide some oil to me Let it trickle down my spine If you don't have S.T.P. Crisco will do just fine Slide some to my elbows And to my fingers if you would Slide some oil to me, girl Whoo! Don't that feel good! Slide some oil to my feet, look I got toes again Come on and slide some oil to my knees And let me see if I can bend Slide some oil to me I'm beginning to feel just fine Slide some oil down my throat And let me lubricate my mind Slide some oil to me go ahead, hit my shoulder blades Those who don't have to lubricate Sure got it made Slide some oil to me Let it slip down my side Laying there in one position Sure does make me tired Now watch me dance! And let me lubricate my mind
Ain't About What's Waiting On The Other Side ..
We all rush to get to a place in life, often times when we reach it, it isn't what completes us ...  We are left wanting more. Sometimes it is good not to want too many things, it's the journey not the destination. I like the song that goes ..     I haven't been on but I have seen people come by my page. Love you all hope to be back soon ... Oh and remember, if you want to make me a chest salute, I would be honored ... nudge nudge wink wink ...      
Just A Dream
Even in a dream your wishes I tried to please. For you, the moon I even reached. And in my journey I found a little angel.  She saw me so sad; she knew that I’d lost my faith. In my dream, I only heard her talking so I could not see a face. She was giving me a lesson about love. While I was listening, anxiously I started to demand.  I asked her what is the key to make you fall in love with me?   First, she said that it is a sin to only think about you. Second, that I can’t nor should I even want to give life up for you. Third, that my destiny is love is in danger and she warns me about you. And fourth, that a person who is a slave to love will get his heart trampled. That he that loves but doesn’t show, is setting himself for a great fall. ****This is a song from Aventura I translated from the spanish language
Too Many
iam getting tire of some of the people on my list   unlike most i never beg for someone to rate me or bling me i see no point that sad when you have to do thigns for them and iam too good and respect my self too much to do some of the things others would do just to get them   however when it come to the point that they dont even talk to you when they check you out that is like the finally straw   so if you want to stay on my list pm me and or leave a comment and ill keep you if not ill just delete you like so many others i did
I'm A Ass
Ok, most of you guys know how my ex was to me..   NOT A NICE MAN..   I am happily invold with Craven... and have been for almost 15 months. My ex has gone from chick to chick. And thats not a problem for me. I do want to see him happy. His lastest fiancee, i was told hated me and my kids, you know the typical ex shit.   Some of you guys have even seen the emails back and forth between her and I,.. Turns out she didnt have a problem with me, she was being fed a bunch of bull shit by my ex. But over the last few weeks my ex has been talking more and more to me about him and his current fiancee. And I mean everything ( I had told him more than once I didnt want to hear bout it at all). He was looking at finding him a "buddy" because his fiance wasnt giving him none.. blah blah blah..   her and i get to talking and all... and she had heard from a few other people that he was talking to them or some shit like that.. she asks what do i knwo about all of this shit. I told her that
Feeling Of Her Soft Lips
Feeling Of Her Soft Lips   My Fire stands waiting for me Her passions I can hear Though she stands far off now Our time is drawing near Many miles over open road I travel on swift wings Till I stand before My Fire My Fire is my brass ring Our eyes lock for the first time As I approach My Fire My hand strokes soft skinned cheek
House On The Rock
The most amazing place I've ever been to and continue on going every year.   In Wisconsin, btw
okay so the bitch from this mumm who gave head to some random guy in the back seat of my car... apparently talked a whole bunch of shit... made it out to where we forced her and she had no choice.... complete bullshit i know... but i could care less... i didn't fuck her my boy didn't fuck her and i was pretty much accused of rape by her friends... on top of that one of her friends i've known since i was 15 or so was pretty much ready to fight me over it and... well since the girl told me not to talk about it(cause it didn't happen... her words) she told her story and no one asked my side... ashlie a friend of mine found out what everyone was so pissed off about and asked... (she cares which is why she is a friend) then she told them what happened and the girl who i've known forever came up to me and say oh it's okay we'll talk about it later... pfft no the fuck we won't... write me off in three seconds flat and expect me to give a shit... i tol
My Guitar Gear
Ok decided to post a blog of what gear I use for the hell of it, and so those of you who think I am full of it on guitar can see the truth.   Guitars: Jackson Kelly KE3 (Crimson Swirl) Jackson Kelly KE3 (Transparent Red) Ovation iDea Acoustic/Electric Ibanez AEG Nylon String Acoustic Electric   Effects: Zoom 9.2tt Effects Console Danelectro Free Speech Pedal   Amps  Ibanez TBX 150w Head Berhinger V-Tone 120w Head Ibanez TBX 4x12" Cab Custom Built 4x12" Cad with Celestions    
Something Cute!
Fu Weather forcast..... Warm Hugs and Scattered Kisses for TODAY.... Temps HOT and STEAMY... Friendly BREEZES picking up and BLOWING kisses through the EVENING..... SHOWERS of Love expected OFF and ON
Swallowing Bees
I can't breathe I want to scream in rage at the events of my day and just shake my fist at the sky. Why is it that you can't run away from your past? What is so wrong with starting over and making a new life for yourself and not being forever defined by the choices that sunk you so low once in your life? A simple question frenzies into a multitude of emotions and sinks my heart into a place that makes me feel as if I cannot recover. I am ready to hide back within myself because I feel unclean in a sense from the history that I had to just recant. I am not a bad person. I make bad choices. When I was growing up - I wasn't really allowed to do much, and subsequently had no real life experience. When I finally found myself free in the real world I surrounded myself with people and never thought twice about what kind of people they might be. I was nieve and generally thought that every person that I would encounter in my life would have my best interest at heart. I was wrong. Very wro
~Sweetie Pie Sandra~">@ fubar
Gallery Of Grotesque
You will never get awayYou you'll forever stayAnd you won't see the light of dayAlways remain on this dayStep inside but you may never leaveAnd all the things that you're gonna see are gonna haunt you in your dreamsIn this Grotesque Murder, Grotesque MurderGrotesque, Gallery of Grotesque MurderStep inside but you may never leaveAnd all the things that you're gonna see are gonna haunt you in your dreamsIn this Grotesque Murder, Grotesque MurderGrotesque, Gallery of Grotesque MurderWhat you bitches really want to know about this shitExpect the best in my gallery of grotesqueDisfigured children hanging by broken necksDeformed, eyes carved out with their hearts ripped out they chestMy methods of death will leave you breathlessBlood soaked, head caved in with your skull left in fragmentsYes, we got them lovely painful pleasuresBody modifications and your flesh and limbs severedIt's always and forever you are mine, there's no escaping meUntil your dead and on display up in my galleryI'm sick
This is a great song by Beyonce Listen to the song here in my heartA melody I start but can't completeListen to the sound from deep withinIt's only beginning to find releaseOh, the time has come for my dreams to be heardThey will not be pushed aside and turnedInto your own all 'cause you won'tListenListen, I am alone at a crossroadsI'm not at home in my own homeAnd I've tried and tried to say what's on mindYou should have knownOh, now I'm done believing youYou don't know what I'm feelingI'm more than what you made of meI followed the voice you gave to meBut now I've gotta find my ownYou should have listened, there is someone here insideSomeone I thought had died so long agoOh, I'm screaming out and my dreams'll be heardThey will not be pushed aside on wordsInto your own all 'cause you won'tListenListen, I am alone at a crossroadsI'm not at home in my own homeAnd I've tried and tried to say what's on mindYou should have knownOh, now I'm done believing youYou don't know what I'm feeling
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber  11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist  15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer  22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic  26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant  36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous  40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:  45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots
The Unfaithful
Slowly undress baby, because today I want to wake up with you. Don’t let the neighbors my wife or your husband gets suspicious. You and I sleeping with the enemy, they are two people we have never loved. You and I involved in the sudden urge, we are truly masochists by not wanting to return to our nests. Now slowly take off your clothes babe and love me, let this secret remain in the hotel room.  I assure you that those fools are not going to understand that the reason for us being unfaithful is because of our great love. So with Cunning, slowly, just love me. If we stay longer and the night overtakes us, I will make up an excuse and know she will believe me. And you can also tell a little lie to that idiot. May the Lord in heaven forgive us if we are committing a crime, but you know that Adam and Eve sinned by temptations and you and I are no different. We are so naughty and it feels so good. Lower your voice Dont make noise Keep it on the low How come something fe
Werewolfs Moon
I stare up at the skyWaiting,AnticipatingNight to fall.Watching the clockAs the minutes slowlyTick away.My palms sweat,My heart pounds,As the sun sinksBelow the horizon.I watch the moon rise,As if taunting me,knowing that I'mTo transform.I look up,My breath gets short.I let out a loud howl,I no longer have control of myself.Hunchback,Fur,Sharpened teeth.I am nowWild!Free!I can do as I please!WillingnessTo take the blood of another.To make them sufferThe sameHorrible fate as I doOn the Werewolf's Moon.
Plans Changed
YAHOOOOOOO. I worked it out with PNC Bank. No longer moving, at least not for the next couple of years. Was able to liquidate a $70K debt for only $10K & no longer paying Real Estate taxes due to being considered a disabled vet. YIPPEEEE. 
When Life Kick's You In The Ass....
Have you ever had one of those days.... Where you feel like life has just kicked you in the ass? The good things you do...go unappreciated.... You try..and you be a good karma person... And nothing changes? Yea...that's where I am.... How does one make a their life...and ensure that the one's that are most affected by the change will be ok? I'm at a loss as of 4:34 CST....
Surgeon Talk
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto, Canada shut them all up when he bserved: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
I'm plotting a prank: on my nite off, I concoct a craigslist ad saying that I'm a hot tall blonde that is stayin for business at a hotel (the one I work at), and that I am in dire need of a cock. Please meet me at 1am at the lobby.   Then I'm gonna go there and check out hundreds of losers sittin and waiting for that nonexistent female. Might take a pic.
I really think they are REALLY fuckin overrated. Its a blast of lights, accompanies by a loud annoying noise, boohoo! I really dont see people's obession with this event.   In Moscow, there was a port right across from my house, and they would launch fireworks from there. I always hated them, since the particles would land on the balcony and freak me out.   Just a waste of time    
Hot Photos For The Masses
Im looking for ideas and suggestions for clean, sexy, classy art. (photos of me).
Creepy Old .....
So there is this boy living with his dad. In the park I and my fam reside. Who has taken great intrest in my boy. claiming that there "friends". My boy tells me that he just follows him n his friends around. Talking with my son n his Real friend, an looking at the F.B.I.'s website, this person has shown sighns of predietory grooming traits. I also need to say that my boy was 14 when we moved in, now he is 16. I have told my boy n his real friend that this man, who's now 36, is bad news! And if he comes tword them, to run back home. So that we will call the cops an file a restraining order. GRRRR  
A Soldier's Thoughts...
Tick tock tick tock is all I hear as the seconds go by from the clock Waiting to finally head back to my family & friends at home At times it’s boring I need to keep busy so that I won’t feel all alone… This is the life of a soldier keeping it real and strong Some of them make it and some just feel like they don't belong Wanting to go back to civilization But they won't Cause It's in their blood to keep moving on Head up high and proud of their duties for this country… Fighting for our peace & freedom Take a look at them they stand out in a crowd Some may fear of what’s to come Their own tears will be held within Enemies are drawing near but they certainly won't hide I am forever grateful for these men & women of honor, integrity, and pride … May God Bless you all and your family Bring you back home safely …We have you in our thoughts, and deeply in our prayers.
My heart my soul my life feels blessedA feeling that I hope will last.To know you is to know a dreamThat I've always wondered what it meansOr a sunset that is so perfect and trueThese are the thoughts I think of youI walk alone on a lonley beachWith the idea that one day that will not beForever is a long and winding gateThat in the end is worth the waitDay dreaming of days of happiness and blissThese will be dreams that I will not missAfter the sunset of my closing mindI think of you behind my closing eyesForever will be worth the walk to the gateAnd in forever, true love...Will be worth the wait.
Internal Unrest
[ Caution! This blog entry is right now not only unsafe for work, it is a  work in progress.. Sure Ill get back to writing as soon as I finish gluing this new beard on what a shame it just cant be done over ]   I trying to think of completely random yet interesting things to say,  as after my last typo I have completely lost my strain of thought. I guess If I had my own kingdom which contained a court and some knights, horses, and some peasants, it would be in constant turmoil and have low morale, reaching new orders of hightened strategic chaos at a mere change of the wind's direction. On the other hand. everybody would always have to wear solar radiation spacesuits and 900 sunblock for their feet and hands. the knights would be japanese and looking not british and the kind and queen would be of the highest etiquette form (abiding by fuzzy logic) I would be not unllike a shrubbery and collect leopard spot items all the time. I guess alot of people are really not cynic
Mission for a missionaryMissionary quite contraryHow does your garden growA sixty niner is always finerCome on lets go, dont be slowDiggy doggy, bend overAnd i'll do you, real slow, no really slowWe both stand up you pretendYoure looking over my shoulderFor a four leaf cloverWe both pretend that we dont knowWe sit up and face each otherWe'll just sit till the cows come homeI'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the trackYou saddle me like you would a coltI'll just lie there try not to bolt
Angels And Demons
I see a lot of folks on here with descriptive names and/or profiles which include the terms "angel"  "demon" or even both. I want to know why everybody wants to be an angel or demon? Do you not know said beings, powerful though they may be, have no free will whatsoever? Is that really what ya'll want to be, might tools for one entity or another to utilize, abandoning the one thing humans have going for them? It's confusing to me, and being a deity myself with only a certain range of choices availiable have to scrath my head to see so many willingly throw away the greatest gift ever for the sake of a silly image. The demon ones are the funniest cause my gods, have you ever seen a real demon? Yeesh its like looking at me afetr serious exposure to an Uglification Ray, you know? Ah so that is your lot I guess as humans- to be given the world and only want a prison cell. I must go now even with this disturbing feeling I have something else of vital importance to impart to my nonexsistant re
Ensign: Knowing The Unborn Push
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 17 July 2009 Two video stores in my hometown are now advertising the latest movies they’ve got available on their signs facing the street.  I found the wording of the one I drive by nearly every day on my way to work interesting.  Top to bottom, the sign reads, “KNOWING UNBORN PUSH”.  (For the movies “Knowing”, “The Unborn”, and “Push”, respectively.)  There’s a message somewhere in that, I thought, and I pray that I use this opportunity to make it something interesting to you and pleasing to God.  All the evangelism we’ll do is meaningless if we’re putting people to sleep with it! No one is ever mentioned as pregnant in Scripture.  In each of the twenty-six citations of a woman ready to give birth to a child, the phrase i
My Pimp Folder
ok if you want to be in my pimp folder private message me that I can rip from your pics one pic...people will click on your profile pic,  I only have 12 spots for hurry and let me know
Never Thought In My Life That I Would Be Doing This But I Am...
Well, I never thought it would lead to this but looks like I need it. THERAPY Yeah, I said it. THERAPY.  I'm going to see a psychiatrist today.  I never thought I would have problems mentally but I do.  I need to get myself straightened up before I get into any relationships or basically anything.  It's hard for me to keep a friendship with a woman or anybody because of the way I am, so I'm just gonna leave women and relationships alone.  I'm doing a lot of dumb things that I'm not realizing that I'm doing (Annoying & smothering women, repeating myself, talk down on myself, etc.).  I'm gonna talk to the psychiatrist everything that I'm having problems with and hopefully give me better medication cause the one I'm on now's not doing a damn thing to help me get better.  I've gotten worse, so I hope that this doctor would help me throughout all of my problems. Wish me luck
Things I Won't Do...
I'm never gonna1. Give you up2. Let you down3. Run around and desert you4. Make you cry5. Say goodbye6. Tell a lie and hurt you And ditto goes for Rick Astley...
Understanding Who I Am
Hello I am Sumin New Let me explain me I am the light after the tunnel I am the darkness in between I am the question to you answer I am the answer to you question I am the felon that commited the crime I am the judge that gave him time I am the bullet that kill your major I am the birth that created the labor I am your tainted shame you see I am your your loving brother of your family I am you the arms that hold is there for the scare I am the the main nightmare I am the great innovator I am the great decapitator I am the fire that keeps you snug I am also that fire on your body that you moms its beatin off with the rug I am the lazy man's tired I am the hungry man's fire I am the fountain of youth I am death's truth I am god disciple I am the devil minion I am everything you can imagine and more I am the ceiling and the floor I am the player of the game I am the game of the player I am the the huslter supplier I am the same husltlers feen I am the alcoho
My New And Improved Fubar Rant
After having my photo marked nsfw I took a big step back and look at fubar. Just like anything there is good and bad. The questions that keep popping up in my head are "should i stay?" "should i go" "why?". I love fubar. I spend a significant amount of time on fubar. I came here to get away from the prying eyes of my family whom are on mspace and fbook. I came here to get away from the enormous amount of fake profiles constantly friend requesting and spamming me. I came here to make friends without having to worry about underage kids being on the site. Lately among the greedy statuses there are several people deleting and even more remembering the way fubar used to be. There are a lot of people that want change here on fubar. Not because they are greedy. Not because they want something for free. They want change to make fubar a better experience and time for not just them but for others as well. These people either invest a pretty penny into fubar and its members or they have som
I'm Identifying With This Song More And More...this Is Not Good
Laid to the river Midsummer, I waved A V of black swans On with hope to the grave And though Red September With skies fire-paved I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones Cold was my soul Untold was the pain I faced when you left me A rose in the rain.... So I swore to the razor That never, enchained Would your dark nails of faith Be pushed through my veins again Bared on your tomb I'm a prayer for your loneliness And would you ever soon Come above onto me? For once upon a time On the binds of your loneliness I could always find the slot for your sacred key Six feet deep is the incision In my heart, that barless prison Discoulours all with tunnel vision Sunsetter Nymphetamine Sick and weak from my condition This lust, this vampyric addiction To Her alone in full submission None better... Nymphetamine Wicked with your charm I am circled like prey Back in the forest Were whispers persuade More sugar trails More white lady laid Than pil
Come & Hang Out With Us Tonight @ Purple Magik
Come & Hang Out With Us Tonight At!! We have friendly people, good music, random bling for new members and live auction! So come on in and start to have some fun and make some new friends! So come on in and start to have some fun and make some new friends!  Pimpout Brought To You By: ♥Brat-te♥ Owned By TEDDY T.♥ Owner of Asst Head DJ CHEVEYO♥    
Ensign: Present At The Incarnation
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 31 July 2009 I’m no believer in reincarnation – in a nutshell, the doctrine of some Eastern religions that one’s life is constantly lived over and over in other bodies or as other entities – but if I were, I would be hard pressed to not believe that my son Jeffrey is a reincarnation of my dad.  My dad died in October 2006 and Jeffrey was born in July 2007; that’s a nine-month gap for gestation and maturity in Martha’s belly.  The thing is, even if I believed reincarnation were true, according to the doctrine myself I wouldn’t remember it, I’d have to do a past-life regression, and that would take even more faith than I have. “And the Father himself, which hath sent me, hath borne witness of me. Ye have neither heard his voice at any time, n
Just humming along…   I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Uploading Pics
Does anyone know how to make the pics bigger that u upload on here...If so ur help would greatly be appreciated thanks
Public Records
People have gotten to be more conscious of their safety and protection especially during these times of crisis where criminality, fraud, and other mischief have risen. But people cannot avoid having to deal with other people particularly when one talks about livelihood. When you want to make sure that the entity that you would like to start a business relationship with is trustworthy and reliable, you can benefit much from accessing public court records where all the information that you need about a person or entity can be found.   Public Records Search
Have known this guy since my Bouncer days Given me many bling and been a good friend Dont be afraid of him cause hes orange :P Papi@ fubar
So the  lack of attn from a hot dude and too much attn from old crones at my gym made me run outside, around my complex. As I am runnin-walkin-draggin, I see two old people talkin, and a younger woman standing next to them. As the older lady starts walkin, I totally see that she is about to trip...and lo behold she does, and eats shit. Massive shit. She was sprawled out on all fours, with her purse on one side, and her glasses on the other.  And both guy and a younger woman are NOT DOIN JACK SHIT ABOUT IT! I was like WTF??! I ran up, helped her up, got her glasses and purse for her, and went back on my way. I just couldnt belive that those chodes were standing there, watching her lay there scraped up. I mean WTF??     Reminds me of a video of a Moscow metro, in which a woman fell on the tracks, and while she was reaching and screaming, the onlookers just stared. Until the train came. And then they watched the attendant clean up the remains. That shit just haunted me for a while.
I have to say I love being me. It's not always fun, but for the most part, I have the most incredible friends, and they are so incredibly supportive when I need it most. Some of you know recently I was diagnosed with systemic lupus. Well, I have the first of 5 biopsies next Friday. Not really looking forward to all this shit, but it has to be done. I'll keep you informed as to how it's all going. First is the uterine/cervical biopsy. Then the lung, kidney, liver, and thyroid (because I have a "nodule" that has grown a lot over the years). They aren't sure whether they want to do a bone biopsy, but that one I think I'll pass on because I have retardedly strong bones. I just wanted to tell y'all thanks for being there for me. (h)s you all.  
Lover I Don't Have To Love...
I picked you out of a crowd and talked to you I said I liked your shoes You said, "Thanks, can I follow you?" So it's up the stairs and out of view No prying eyes I poured some wine I asked your name, you asked the time Now it's two o'clock The club is closed We're up the block Your hands on me; Pressing hard against your jeans Your tongue in my mouth, trying to keep the words from coming out You didn't care to know who else may have been you before I want a lover I don't have to love I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck Where's the kid with the chemicals? I thought he said to meet him here but I'm not sure I've got the money if you've got the time You said it feels good I said, "I'll give it a try." Then my mind went dark We both forgot where your car was parked Let's just take the train I'll meet up with the band in the morning Bad actors with bad habits Some sad singers they just play tragic And the phone's ringing and the van's leaving Let's just keep touching; let's jus
Immigrant Sex
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister?' he asks. '$100,' she replies. With a heavy accent he says, 'Do you do Immigrant Style?' 'No,' she says. 'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.' 'No,' she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.'I pay you $300.' 'No,' she says. 'I pay you $400.'  'No,' she says. So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.' She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've  had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?' So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way. Finally, after a very active hour, they finish.Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting... But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'The illegal immigrant replies, 'You send bill to Government.'
Sweating Bullets
This song pretty much describes my current state of mind...I am struggling to remain postive, and am feeling consumed by everything that has happened, and has yet to happen.  I'm not sure why, but I'm losing hope, and it really bothers me.   Sweating Bullets-Megadeth   Hello me, meet the real meAnd my misfits way of lifeA dark black past is myMost valued possessionHindsight is always 20-20Looking back it's still a bit fuzzySpeak of mutually assured destructionNice story, tell it to Reader's DigestFeeling paranoidTrue enemy or false friend?Anxiety's attacking meMy air is getting thinI'm in trouble for the thingsI haven't got to yetI'm chomping at the bitAnd my palms are getting wetSweating bulletsHello me, It's me againYou can subdue, but never tame meIt gives me a migraine headacheThinking down to your levelYea, just keep on thinking it's my faultAnd stay an inch or two outta kicking distanceMankind has got to knowHis limitationsFeeling claustrophobicLike the walls are closing inBl
The Landlord
What Do You Need Most?
You Need Expression You're the type of person who has a lot to express, and you need many outlets. You love to create - whether you're writing a novel or just putting together an amazing outfit. You are a deep thinker. You understand the world well, and you are in touch with your emotions. And you don't like to keep your insights to yourself. You love sharing what you know with the world, even if it's in a very abstract way. What Do You Need Most?
The Essessance Of A Woman
Treat a woman with respect, love and kindness, Show  her  lots of affection and she will bloom in to a pretty flower called a rose.
I am no Preacher, but I am gonna get my preach on for a minute here. See it's ot our words that are gonna stop the world in its tracks. Our words will not changed the world, they've heard it all. It's npt normally our music. Normally we make our music for us, for the body, to sharpen each other, edify the body, to Glorify our God. Once in awhile a song crosses over, but it's not typically the music that's gonna stop the world in it's tracks. Our music is not gonna change the world more than likely. It's not our buildings as grand and beautiful as some of our church buildings are. It's the architecture that's gonna change the world. I believe what will change the world, is when we begin to love each other and when we beging to love the world. And when we begin to reach out to the orphans and the widows and the lower income families in out communties. When the world sees that kinda of love, I mean undeniable love. I believe they will stop in their and tracks and say "Yo, what ever you pe
Love Bites
Ya know what? i`m starting to wonder if this "love" thing is really worth it? Every time i fall in love with someone, it always seems to blow up in my face for some reason or another, idk, maybe its me, i do everything i can fot whoever im with and apparently it seems like its never enough. Maybe i should just start being an asshole and i will get farther in a relationship, because i`m always too damn nice and giving and willing to go outta my way for people. its been like that since i was a teenager and it seems that old habits are hard to break. Dont get me wrong, i`m by no means an asshole at all, i love going out and doing things and sometimes just hanging out with who-ever, but like i said, sometimes whatever i do doesnt seem good enough for anyone. I`d give the shirt off my back for anyone but alls i get in return is either used or dum   ped or cheated on, wtf is wrong with me?    H E L P  ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
What Keyboard Key Are You?
You Are "enter" Some people might try to say you're impulsive and rash. You like to consider yourself decisive and committed instead. You don't have a lot of trouble making very final decisions. You trust your instincts, and you don't waver. You just go for it! What Keyboard Key Are You?
House Bitch App
Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke??4. Do you like the beach?5. If so...would you go with me late at night?6. Do you like movies?7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?9. If not what would we be doing?10. Do you play an instrument?11. If so...what?12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?14. Favorite body part on a gurl?15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?17. Would you give me kisses just because?Would You...Be my friend:Tell me the truth no matter what:Buy me a birthday gift:Lie to make me feel better:Spread rumors about me:Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:Keep a secret if I told you one:Loan me some cas
We're All God's Creations.....
Each of us is a creation of Gods' a piece of his own personal art , we have to stop criticizing ourself and others. That's all there is to it. We should learn to lift each other up and not push each other down; love and support not hate and rejection. Share a smile, make it your daily goal to lift up someone that is down. If you have wronged someone be a better person and stand up and admit it.
Vampiress Twat Waffle
As always, read from the bottom up.  People like this idiot are why I think more women should fucking swallow.  She didn't even give me the chance to reply before blocking me.  What a cunt.       vampiress: i may be 21 but i am not dumb and fyi chik its called living in the now not the future i see ur future tho and its all fucked up later bitch->vampiress: Actually, yes, I've met quite a few normal people and people that have a grip on reality. I'll just leave it at you being young and dumb. We've all been there.vampiress: have u ever met a normal person there are people who claim to be but no one is ever normal->vampiress: most normal people don't like drama... then again, seeing your page and stuff, I don't know that you have a firm grip on normal.vampiress: i dont like blogging and plus i like the drama it gives me advice on my book so all those cruel comments i use i just take advantage ..good enough for u
Come And Enjoy The Fun And The Feeling Of Family
Captains Death Of Honor
there he sits  behind his desk half  made of gold  the other half of  cherry wood hand carved legs of skulls and and bones  his  empty  thoughts  and hardened years of sea and stress  tiol in his mind of loniness he loved her yes  he would  of done any thing  for her  for his love of his woman the one he liad to rest beneath the cherry tree now made into his desk so many long years ago  when he was young and full of life now the years of sea manship now show in his eyes  deep penatrating  oracles of friends long forgotten and life  lost  by  his hands   I remeeber that faithful day  back in those many long years ago  I came to his office well his quarters  and there he set upon his mighty thrown  though jsut a chair  his eyes full of love of his  dearly beloved  yet unbeknown to me he was waiting for the right opertunity  as I wlked into his quarters  he held in his hand a butt of a cutlass drawn and ready sharpened to a fine steele razor edge  he looked at me and he said (boy) he h
Conspiracy Theory
Yes... we named the band Conspiracy Theory.    We played tonight and rolled through a quick set Runnin Down A Dream Two Tickets To Paradise Roadhouse Blues Stranglehold Radar Love Cowboy Song Encored with Let There Be Rock Sho it sounds better than the last one. Video clips coming I think.
Help please! Raising money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. I am running a marathon on Dec 13th and raising money for the LLS. Please do what you can do to help. I know that spending money on a VIP or bling is so much more important that helping a cause like blood cancer but if you have maybe even $10 left after that please help! =)  Much love!
Come Back Down
Staring right back in the faceA memory can't be erasedI know, because I triedStart to feel the emptinessAnd everything I'm gonna missI know, that I can't hideAll this time is passing byI think it's time to just move onWhen you come back downIf you land on your feetI hope you find a way to make it back to meWhen you come aroundI'll be there for youDon't have to be alone with what you're going throughStart to breathe and fake a smileIt's all the same after a whileI know, that you are tiredCarrying the ones you lostA picture frame with all the thoughtsI know, you hold insideI hope that you can find your way backTo the place where you belongWhen you come back downIf you land on your feetI hope you find a way to make it back to meWhen you come aroundI'll be there for youDon't have to be alone with what you're going throughYou're coming back downYou say you feel lost can I help you find itWhen you come aroundFrom time to time we all are blindedYou're coming back downYou don't have to tell me
The broken clock is a comfortIt helps me sleep tonightMaybe it can start tomorrowFrom stealing all my timeAnd I am here still waitingThough I still have my doubtsI am damaged at bestLike you've already figured outI'm falling apartI'm barley breathingWith a broken heartThat's still beatingIn the painThere is healingIn your nameI find meaningSo I'm holding onI'm holding onI'm holding onI'm barely holding on to youThe broken locks were a warningYou got inside my headI tried my best to be guardedI'm an open book insteadAnd I still see your reflectionInside of my eyesThat are looking for purposeThey're still looking for lifeI'm falling apartI'm barely breathingWith a broken heartThat's still beatingIn the pain(In the pain)Is there healing?In your name(In your name)I find meaningSo I'm holding on(I'm still holding)I'm holding on(I'm still holding)I'm holding on(I'm still holding)I'm barely holding on to youI'm hanging on another dayJust to see what you will throw my wayAnd I'm hanging on to
What Color Is Your Name?
Your Name is Black Your name tells people that you are serious and sophisticated. Your name makes you seem like a total mystery. You are elegant and a bit apart from everyone else. You are much more formal than those around you. People see you as smart and together. You also come off as a bit eccentric, and others respect that you are different from them. You can adapt well to most situations, but you never feel like you truly fit in anywhere. What Color Is Your Name? Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones
My god there are some horribly ugly people on this site. Ya know the type that catches you off guard when you come across their page. They're so nasty that you gotta take another look just to make sure you're seeing it right.  I'm not saying i'm anything special by any means, but there's those ones that make you wonder why they would even post that picture on the internet, for no one could find that remotely appealing...  I have come across a few of the ugliest women i have ever seen on this site. Not only are alot of them morbidly obese, but there's a few with faces that not even a mother could love.  Speaking of morbidly obese, the thing that drives me nuts on here is the fat chicks and their pictures.  You know she's a cow when she doesn't have a pic of her body and posts like 5 fucking pages of pics of her face from every possible angle and lighting combination imaginable.  Though i suppose that's better than a pic of her in a bikini with her rolls hanging out, which i've seen plen
Big And Stretchy
If You Love Something...
If you love something set it free...I've let you go time after timeYou've always returnedYet you still aren't mineOnce again I set you freeKnowing you won't be coming back to meThis time you are gone for goodI wouldn't keep you here if I couldGoodbye my friend, goodbye my loverThere are things left for you to discoverWhile my heart breaks to see you goMy lips will never let you knowAs you walk away to begin your journeyPlease don't stop to look back at meI want you to go without fear or regretAnd not to see a single tear I've let
What Does Your Name Mean
J:  Easy to have fun with E:  Fuckin' beautiful eyes N:  Can kick your ass N:  Can kick your ass I:   Loves to laugh F:   People wild and crazy adore you E:   Fuckin' beuatiful eyes R:   Good b/f or g/f   A:Drop dead gorgeousB: Loves peopleC: Really easy to fall in love withD: Is great in bedE: Fuckin' beautiful eyesF: People wild and crazy adore youG: Never let people tell you what to doH: Easy to fall in love withI: Loves to laughJ: Easy to have fun withK: Really sillyL: BEST SMILEM: Makes dating funN:Can Kick Your AssO: Has one of the best personalities everP: Popular with all types of peopleQ: A hypocriteR: Good bf/gfS: bad KisserT:Great In BedU: Gets blamed for everythingV: Not judgmentalW: Very broad mindedX: Never let people tell you what to doY: good kisserZ: Lives life for fun
The Smoothest Shave You'll Ever Have
I've kissed a number of young ladies, and I'll admit its not a big number, but maybe I'm a gentleman, I'm not here to fucking impress you, don't judge me the bible says not to.  Anyway, of the women that I've kissed, both before and after I've shaved, I've never had any of them run their hand down my cheek like they do in those Gillette razor commercials, and I'm glad because not only does it looks ridiculous I'm not sure how I would react.  I might punch her in the nipple just to counteract the weirdness of having my face rubbed.
Trolls On The Net
The most annoying people on the net, they're nothing but underage kids who come on the net and start shit with everyone because they have nothing better to do than to annoy the shit of people. These trolls can be found on internet message boards, youtube, and even here on they always bash and hate on a certain thing or idea complain all the time, leave immature comments and posts, think they're better than everyone else and hide like the pussies that they are Seriously what do you want attention because you sure got some now yeah everyone pissed off at you for being obsessive, forcing your opinions down everyone's throats, and being a complete idiot. Now as for trolls yeah i'm talking about those who bitch about other people's rants, why are you idiots on here anyway are you looking to be hated by saying shit you can't back up if you don't like what people are talking about than fucking leave because it's not our faults noone likes you it's your own fault for being

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