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This Day Is Mine, Fully, To Delight In - Or To Dread. The Decision Is Always Mine.
Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them? --Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy We choose the lives we lead. We choose sadness or happiness; success for failure; dread or excited anticipation. Whether or not we are conscious of our choices, we are making them every moment. Accepting full responsibility for our actions is one of the requirements of maturity. Not always the easiest thing to do, but necessary to our further development. An unexpected benefit of accepting our responsibility is that it heightens our awareness of personal power. Our well being is within our power. Happiness is within our power. Our attitude about any condition, present or future, is within our power, if we take it. Life is "doing unto us" only what we allow. And it will favor us with whatever we choose. If we look for excitement, we'll find it. We can search out the positive in any experience. All situations present seeds of new understanding, if we are
Wetness does not always pertain to water in an ocean, river or lake; Sometimes it refers to how i feel when I remember your embrace. I only have to think of you to remember me in your arms: my legs quiver, my mouth moaning I have fallen captive to your charms. I long to feel your body on mine to know the taste of satisfied love: to lie quietly in your arms we fit together like a hand to a glove. you are my sweetheart of my life you are my one sure bet: you never have to wonder babe... you can always keep me wet. this was written for the person i care about.. he knows who he is..
Your Kiss Is The Sweetest!!!
Your lips gently against mine A silent submission of tongues intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed againest yours. My voice trembles as you start to explore... Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine an erotic dance of passing time My heart's racing as fast as yours My body's craving for something more! Starving and Craving For an evening Of erotic bliss Where dreams come true With the sweetest Kiss....
Hehe I Love This Song.
Terri Clark is awesome :D
For My Dad 10/10/38-12/11-03
Daddy By Brandi D. Bird My dearest daddy 'I love you', I think of you each day. I feel your arms around me, that's how I get through my days. Your looking down upon me, to guide me on my way, but its very hard without you, each and every day. People always tell me, the grieving will subside. But how can it get better, without you by my side. No matter how hard they try, to help me with this pain, I am all consumed by thinking, It will never be the same. I know one day we'll meet, in the Heavens up above. It's the one thing that helps me, to never forget your love. My dearest Daddy, I love you, Your with me every day. I will keep this love within me, until that beautiful day...
We Cant All Be Perfect
Spreading me out In the Open Exploitation Self-preservation Manipluation Coming through My very Soul Saving yourself Letting me burn (chorus) Perfect To my mind's eye Demon of the shadows Not like the others Cause they had hearts (end chorus) I hate you For what you've done You despise me For what I've become You make me.....sick! (Chorus) Wrap your words Around your own damn throat Suffocate From your fucking self love Hatred only builds me up (chorus) Oh so perfect To my mind's eye Demon of the shadows Not like the others Cause the others had hearts (end chorus) Lost is all your value Lost is all your sanity Lost are you But where you deserve to be
Dj Lilwolf
Click image To ENTER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DJ Lil Wolf is ripping up the Air Waves here at Hell Fire and Brimstone!!!! See if YOU can Handle the HEAT !!!!
Help Me Finish My Fantasy
Hi everyone! I have a sensual story for you. But theres something sexy about it. You have to finish the story! IMPORTANT: It has to be VERY sensual - but with an elegant style at the same time. Heres the story: You arrive to a 5-star hotel by yourself. Youre exhausted because you had a very long day, so you decide to call the front desk and ask for someone to give you a massage in your room. Meanwhile, you get a bubble bath ready, with luxurious bath salts. You turn off the taps and are beginning to undress when someone knocks on your door And
British Yoda Sex
The Body G...: fuck off you pervert ->Psychowolf...: The Hutts would have a LOT of fun with her, and the JEDI are more than willing to oblige their desires ->Psychowolf...: The deal stands at ONE wookie, for your sister; throw in your cats, and you'll get 6 ewoks The Body G...: SAY WHAT? ->Psychowolf...: I will trade you exactly ONE wookie, for your sister ->Psychowolf...: The Jedi have their ways.... ->Psychowolf...: would you object if i were to show you my lightsaber? The Body G...: erm yes lol ->Psychowolf...: do you find it strange a woman would want her man to do yoda impressions while fucking her? The Body Guard (Brit Bomber 9) (Brits on tour)@ fubar
A Full Blown Psychic
i am a true psychic who talks to the so called me and find out.peace to also a poet and writer who loves to can fine me at poemhunter,myspace,everypoet,eliteskills,starlitecafe as to-wit and at gotpoetry as bedeil.good luck and god bless.
What I Think The Wwe Needs To Do To Get Back On Top
True wrestling fans, like myself, have noticed that the WWE has been lacking in quality programing for quite sometime. Many fans are losing faith in the sports-entertainment global phenomenon and have been showing more support for the WWE's newest competition, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, a.k.a. TNA Wrestling. In the last few months, WWE fans have had to suffer through things like Kevin Federline appearing on Monday Night Raw multiple times, the pointless borefest that was "Trump vs Rosie", the Mr. McMahon limo explosion, and Mr. McMahon's bastard child. I've been a loyal fan my whole life and even I'm loseing faith in them. I have a few ideas that I think the WWE should follow if they want to get back on top of the wrestling business and I shall share them with you. 1. More Deserving Men - It gets really boring when they keep giving the same 3 wrestlers title shots or title reigns while more deserving men get pushed to jobber level. Matt Hardy is probably the best example of t
It is a sad thing when a child outgrows a dream...equally as sad is when a dream outgrows an adult. Me
New Update In Today!
Ready to cum see me get down and dirty? Well now you can... I'll see you again latethis week with another fun update! XOXO, Aimeelynn Check back tomorrow for cam schedules this week!
Sami Yusuf - Munajat
Amazing and of my favorites..xoxoxo
Grup Hepsi - Herseye Ragmen
I Can't Have You
If loving you is wrong Then my heart knows not what is right I cry myself to sleep Every second of the night What is there to do? What is there to say? I know I can't have you But still I give my heart away Id walk a thousand miles And cry a thousand tears Just to know your love Will be waiting for me But what is there to feel? When you dont feel the same? I know I cant have you But still I give my love away You are my dream come true I wished upon a star for you But what am I to know? If you really love me so I know I cant have you But still I give myself away
Caledonia: Entertaining Guests
Caledonia: Entertaining Guests by IrisCitadel Renee woke many hours later with a mild case of disorientation. Absorbing her surroundingsthe silken bedsheets, the pillows piled high around her headshe suddenly remembered everything that had transpired over the last twenty-four hours. She was on Caledonia, playing the part of a lianir, sexual chattel. As far as the people here were concerned, she belonged to... Jack. Heat flooded her cheeks, followed by shame that quickly boiled over into anger. How dare he take advantage of her so shamelesslyon their very first night in Caledonia! Sure, they could never be assured of privacy and had to play their parts well to keep damaging information from reaching the king, but they had no knowledge of the intimate behaviors between men and women here. Apart from the strange contents of that room, he couldn't know for a fact that his way was the right way. She threw the covers aside and started to sit up when the implication of her
The Erotic Adventures Of Lois Lane B
The Erotic Adventures Of Lois Lane by Ann Douglas "That was a truly awful dinner," Lois said as she stretched out on the left end of the small couch in Maggie's three room apartment. "Really?" Maggie, who was on the right side of the couch, asked. "I guess that helps explain the second and third helpings you had." "Well I didn't want to hurt your feelings," Lois countered as she raised the small glass filled with amber liquid to her lips. "At least until I had a chance to raid your liquor cabinet." Despite the fact that she really didn't drink all that often, Lois drained the glass in a single gulp. If any day called for a drink, this one certainly had. "Insult my cooking and drink my booze, huh," Maggie laughed as she drained her own glass. The day had been no less hard on her. "If I had wanted treatment like that I'd have invited Inspector Turpin to dinner." Lois laughed as well, picturing the
Silver And Bronze D
Silver and Bronze John O'Connor Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze Talia smiled, kissed the quiverin
Stash Update !
Morning ! Hope your week is going well. I have added some new jokes and some cool pictures to my stash. Please stop by and show lotsa love. I hope you enjoy. Big thanks and (((hugs))) Love Lin xxxx
Two of my pictures where reported as NSFW and trust me... I have seen many more "so called" NSFW pictures which arent reported (check the blasts for example or the most popular girls). Is this site still about jalousy in every kinda way?
Mr. Happy's Vacuum
2000 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin (13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious e
Mud Wrestling
The Leo Woman
The Leo Woman Would you like to win the heart of that queen holding court? Shes always at the center of attention, because she deserves it, or course. Well, you probably want to win the heart of a Leo girl. The best way to start is to have done something extra special, like win an award as the outstanding leader in the community, or have developed a talent which has attracted recognition. Then shell take notice. Once thats accomplished, tell her how great she is, and how much youve wanted to get to know her. But dont expect too quickly to gain results, except on a surface level. She has all the grace and charm of a queen, which she truly is and the kooks to go with it. The Leo girl has a figure which would turn the eye of any man and most women, too, (with jealousy). What is more, she knows how to accent her charms in a provocative manner. All who come into her vie receive the sunshine of her smile but she seems to say, Look and appreciate, but dont touch. Dont
TAPROOT LYRICS "Promise" Tonight's the night in your arms again Be the one to make me whole and then Say whatever you have to say to me on and honestly Every single thought of you amazes me So I'll promise you, I'll promise you to me (Every single time that you've forgiven me) To find the one with your heart and stem Freed and mine much more than the rest of them Seed the chance to grow and be with me The way I know and see There you are in my thoughts again Fearing all we have is dead Taken time as the best of friends Please don't let me down again
New Start And End Times
Change in start and end times. This is due to my work schedule. Folder will be open saturday night at 11pm . and will close the following sat 11pm. both times are eastern standard time . start oct 13 at 11pm end oct 20 at11 pm thanks i am on call and my hours change if things change i wil let you now thanks bingo
Breaking Benjamin - Breath
Yippppppppppeeeeeeeee...hump Day!
I am SOOOOO glad that this is hump day, and that my work day's over. It's sure good to be back home. I love when Wed. afternoons get here, I know the rest of the week will move along quicker, and my weekend will be here soon...and ya'll know how much I LOVE my weekends! Not much else goin' on here...same poo poo, different think we all know that's how it pretty much goes most of the time. I think we're takin' off Sat. night, to go visit our friends in El Dorado Springs,'s about a 3 hr. drive, so by the time Lee's off, and gets home, and we take off, it will be close to 11 before we get there...and then at some point on Sunday, will have to turn around and head back. As usual, Lee has Monday off, but me....I gotta work, so we'll have to come back on Sunday...although it would be nice to be able to spend an extra day...but don't see that happenin'. Well, just wanted to drop in and tell ya'll HI...and hope you're hump day's going by quickly too. Have a g
I Miss You
Dammit I miss you. I know it wasnt much. I know that you loved that fire way more than you ever loved me. I know that I was the mistress and fire was the wife. But regardless of all of this, I miss you. Whats a girl to do? Youve made it clear that you wanna be with me and you havent moved on and honestly, I havent moved on either. But dammit its the same shit right now as it was for 5 months. Its enough for you to text me every day for a week and then disappear without letting me know that you are on a fire. Its enough to exchange picture texts. Random calls at random times of the day never really pegging down or committing to me or seeing me. Which shouldnt surprise me because you already had a commitment and that is to fire. Some things never change. And it looks like that applies to you and I not just to you and fire. I realize to be happy that both of us need to move on. However I have these thoughts about what if I never really move on from you?? Im not go
Greek Roasted Chicken & Potatoes
A great dish to serve when company is over. Ingredients 6 lb. chicken (roaster) Salt and pepper 2 3 Tbs. dried oregano 4 - 6 baking potatoes, peeled and quartered 1/4 C. butter, melted 3 Tbs. lemon juice 3/4 C. chicken broth Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Pour broth into bottom of a roasting pan. Put chicken on a rack in pan; arrange potatoes around and sprinkle with salt, pepper and oregano. Pour butter and lemon juice over top of chicken and potatoes. Bake 2 - 2 1/2 hours until chicken is tender and browned, basting with pan juices frequently. Yield: 8 Servings. Takes On Limbaugh
What Is A Pagan?
I didn't write this, but this is a pretty decent description: Pagan 101 What is a Pagan? A Pagan is a person who believes that everything has a soul or spirit. This is called Animism, and all Pagan religions share this belief. Rivers, animals, rocks, trees, land are all filled with there own unique spirits for people who are Pagans. Traditionally, Christians believe that only humans have souls or spirits. Many environmentally conscious Christians today share the belief with Pagans that all forms of life have a soul. Pagans see the divine spirit in all life, as do some members of other religions. Is there more than One Pagan Religion? There are hundreds of different Pagan Religions. Some of the best known Pagan religions are Buddhism, Shintoism, Native American Religions, Hinduism, Taoism, Wicca, Druidism, Asatru, Shamanism, Neo-Paganism and Eclectic Paganism. Is Paganism a Cult? No, Paganism is a major World Religion, with many branches. More people on Earth are Pa
I need help on a decision....Check out my mumm!!!
Getting To Know Me... Part 2
who am i? I am not the one who can fix all your problems. I am not the one to ease all your worries and erase all your fears. at times I can be controlling, and loud and creul and feirce. I openly speak my opinions, and sway and swoon minds at times, I'll never force you into my way of thinking, but using my charms to try... is that really a crime? I love people who take chances and dare to be different despite the cost, people who enrapture my mind and enslave my soul with temptation and passions for the things that they do. I like people who speak with open minds and love with their whole hearts. People who can appreciate beauty in the world around us and are not blind to the suffering and ignorant in our midst. I wanna fall in love with someone who makes me a better me. To wake in their arms each morrow and know that i fill their dreams. I wanna laugh wit them sing with them, race towards our destiny with wings with them. I am a mother, a teacher , a student. An artist, a poet.. a
~ticked Off~
This photo below was marked as NSFW! I have had this photo up over a year and some jerk is gonna come along and mark it as NSFW. Everyone has a right to their own opinion, but gonna pick on this photo when I have seen 4 times worse than this on alot of pages. I was informed to delete this photo or my account may be deleted. Thanks alot who every you are. I hope you're happy now, now go pick on someone else. I better mark this blog as NSFW, hate for someone to report my azz again lol!
Next Life
MY NEXT LIFE I want to live my next life backwards : You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... To top it all off. You finish with an orgasm!!!!!!
I Missed Yall
Sexy Scraps for Orkut, Latino MySpace Comments
Erotic Beltaine
Erotic Beltaine by praetorian13 Copyright 2001 For your pleasure- please do not e-mail or reprint elsewhere without permission from the author. * Brother Thelonius crept through the village with his hood drawn up over his face. This night was one of the major celebrations for these godless heathens, and it would not be well for a man of God to be seen skulking about. The Bishop had required he spy on them and report back about their bloody-handed rites. He could hear children laughing and singing. He peered around the corner of a home, and saw a horde of young ones dancing in a circle around a large fire. There were many elderly with them, clapping and singing as well. Many carried babies and Thelonius wondered if any of these were to be sacrificed in their Beltaine ritual. No one in the monastery knew exactly what went on at these rites. They knew it had to do with lighting huge bonfires and dancing around a tree carved into a phallus. Knowing the violent nature
Creative Thinkers Needed!!
I have a website im trying to promote and im going to purchase stickers right now.. I wanted to see if any of you reading this have any catchy phrases to put above the website address. my website is its not up right now but I wanted to purchase stickers right away. I will be purchasing them from .. If you check them out you will see what im talking about.. Anyhow the "phase" I use will be awarded a custom shirt and sticker! Thank you!!
Oct. 6th - Bombing
Good Early Morning Wicked Storm Crew! ~~Keep Bombing TxMom! Overnight a few of us have been able to keep her close to the lead.... Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. A new member Heartistic Soul is having a contest, called the Cherry Chase. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. We may have folks in the comment areas as hosts/hostesses. meeting and greeting, passing out gifts, drinks etc. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! We are still trying to get entries for our "internal" Tag contest, this reporter is aware of several members who have plenty of talent in this area, so get your entries in soon. This contest will be run anonymou
I Love You
For The Flaggers
What is considered NSFW (Not Safe for Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) and includes real photos, cartoon drawings, and all styles of animations * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the members face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW and it was marked as such, theres a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be MORE STRICT with those used as Primary Photos. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IT'S ONLY CLEAVAGE AND MY FACE IS SHOWING ON MY DAMN PIC THAT KEEPS GETTING FLAGGED. IT ISN'T NSFW SO BACK THE FUCK UP OFF MY SHIT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN MOVE THE FUCK ON AND BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE NOBODY ASKED YOU TO FUCKING LO
What Will He Think Of Next
FIRST HE GOT LOST DURING BIKE NIGHT- THEN HIS TOUNGE- NOW THE COCK WOW LADIES LEAVE COMMENTS PLZ Please leave comments & rates Hey ladies can u take all of me? 1Zingerbug on imikimi - Customize Your World 2imikimi - Customize Your World 3imikimi - Customize Your World 4imikimi - Customize Your World
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Alter Ego
Alter Ego by PenanceS Bruce Banner screamed as the needle entered his arm. Why oh why were they doing more tests on him, again? A slight tendril of hatred burned through his brain and he wanted to kill all of the doctors around him. Both the Doctors and General Ross were to blame for his misfortune. It was the whole mess of them that had caused him to get in this trouble to begin with. Them and their damned Gamma bomb, of course, he had never known that his father was the one that had set everything into motion. A shock ripped through his brain and all that he could think about was Betty, beautiful Betty. The helmet was designed to keep his animalistic, more feral side at bay, making it possible for the doctors to perform the experiments that they needed to and at the same time, not let Banner's alter ego, known as the "HULK" out. He thought about his best friend and research assistant, Betty Ross on a beach the last time that they were on a vacation, and the time
Bad Boys
Trying A New Site
I know a lot of you have had problems with the NSFW situation here, and have been looking for a new "home". Well, it's not exactly like Fubar - But it's closer to an "Adult" oriented Myspace - I invite all of you to join me there, and no need to worry about the NSFW police. Now only if they had MUMMs. *sigh*
Oct. 7th *sunday Showdown*
Good Morning Wicked Storm Crew! ~~Keep Bombing TxMom! Might just be a few surprises this evening so keep an eye out, Pardner! Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. A new member Heartistic Soul is having a contest, called the Cherry Chase. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. Make sure you go by meet and greet, pass out gifts, drinks etc to all the contestants. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! We are still trying to get entries for our "internal" Tag contest, this reporter is aware of several members who have plenty of talent in this area, so get your entries in soon. This contest will be run anonymously so that we get a true winne
Uncle Paul
'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
Who Likes U....:)
Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets find out who likes you, repos
If We Had Sex...
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch m
Spinach-and-mushroom Lasagna
Ingredients 1 (8-ounce) package uncooked lasagna noodles 1 teaspoon olive oil 7 cups sliced mushrooms (about 2 (8-ounce) packages) 3 cups sliced shiitake mushroom caps (about 2 (3 1/2-ounce) packages) 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 3 garlic cloves, minced 2 (15-ounce) containers light ricotta cheese 2 (10-ounce) packages frozen chopped spinach, thawed, drained, and squeezed dry 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning 1 teaspoon pepper 3 large egg whites 1 (25.5-ounce) bottle fat-free marinara sauce Cooking spray 3 cups (12 ounces) shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese Fresh oregano leaves (optional) Preparation Cook lasagna noodles according to package directions, omitting salt and fat. Drain; set aside 9 noodles. Heat oil in a nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add mushrooms; saut 3 minutes. Add nutmeg and garlic; saut 5 minutes. Set aside. Combine ricotta and next 5 ingredients (ricotta through e
Where I Should Spend The Holidays
You Should Spend the Holidays In Mexico - where Christmas Day is celebrated by breaking a pinata What Country Should You Spend the Holidays In?
Bailey (Remember it's a fantasy) I guess it would have to be that I am in Africa on a holiday with a friend, female of course. Bouth of us are white and blondes. We attract a lot of men, but we don't care. Both of us enjoy seeing the sites and especially the wilderness and the wildlife. One night when we are out in the wild, we fall asleep and when we wake up, we are both shackled and in cages. We are transported to this place far away, deep in the wilderness. When we arrive, we are let out of our cages. We are drugged again, and the next time when we awake, we are both tied up. A women comes in and inspects our tattoo, that signals that we are now slaves She also checks the gold ring that had been put through our clitoris. We notice that it cannot be opened, so it is permanent. We both start to cry. She feeds us and than walks away. The next day, she lets us walk around the compound. We quickly observe that escape is impossible. After about a week, we meet
Salute Contest! Ends the last day of October and Haley could use some love!! xox
Meant To Last...
if i were there id kiss your lips and hold you close when you arise.and when night falls again ,so fast we'd make memories that are meant to last
Sometimes, When I Get Angry...
...i want to slit throats. So, I'm talking to Chris a few hours ago and she tells me that her ex sent her a message telling her that she's too old to go to concerts and she's being childish. Her rebuttal was not only perfect but the 100% truth: "I can't help it if when me and my girls go to these shows we become friends with the bands. I also can't help it that some of them want us around all the time so they put us on the list so we don't have to pay for it." He then proceeds to call her a liar. I told her it's pure fucking jealousy. I mean how stupid would she or myself or ruby look if we said, "Oh yeah we know him" and then some asshole like her ex goes to ask and they don't know who we are? Please! Everyone we've pegged as a friend knows us so he can fucking drive off a cliff and die in a fiery crash. Furthermore, I am sick and tired of getting shit over this weekend. Yes, I'm going to be talking about Ryan for probably the next two weeks because I don't ge
Not A Happy Camper!!!!
Most of you know that when you fan some one, add them to your friends list and start rating their pictres, you would think they would return the favor. Well, this is not true. Not too sure how many fans and friends I have but I am sure that not all of them have rated my pics on here. All I am saying is that if I put forth the effort to rate tons of pics, they should return the effort. All I can say is have fun and be nice to all and they will do the same to you!! I just had to get this off my chest!!
Babalonia Cafe
Babalonia Cafe by Avalanche Man Advertised as a complete cornucopia of delight for all the senses, it still took months to be accepted for a reservation. The waivers, disclaimers, and doctors' report that had to accompany each request for a reservation seemed mountainous and over bearing. Yet, once that magical reservation was obtained, there was never any doubt or change of plans, as it must be experienced and enjoyed to the fullest. Despite any date that was on the actual real reservation, it was a rare item to be shown off to friends, coworkers, and even strangers. The "OOOH" and "AHHHs" were almost worth the $250 dollars that had to be prepaid for each person on the reservation. Though several would claim to have gotten a reservation frequently, everyone knew better and secretly held the belief that this was a once in a lifetime occasion. A strange and unexpected off shoot from this were the much advertised specials at salons, spas, and even gyms to prepare one'
Your Input Needed Please!!!!!!!!!!
This might be fun to see what kind of person you really are. By all means dont like cause after all whats the sense if you cant even be honest with yourself. 1) do you think youre "good looking"? 2) do you get mad if others tell you youre not? 3) do you like good looking people? 4) do you feel bad if someone thats "hot" treats you like shit or dont get to know who you really are? 5) what is really important? looks or personality? 6) are you concidered superficial? 7) what do you concider being superficial? 8) whats more important someone being your trophy? or someone that is everything else to you but your "trophy bf or gf'? 9) if i made you smile, cry, think, angry, just be excited to see a hello from me, or have you think of me all day and night, if i made a difference in your life and how you live your life, would it really matter if i wasnt good looking? if you really loved me for me and who i am does my outside really matter ???????????
Pimpin Out My Friends..revised! Go Show Love!!!!!!!!!!
I thought Id Pimp out a few of my friends who needed a lil love to level them up! So y'all stop by their pages friend them fan them rate them comment them and lets get them leveled up! ~*~HUGS N KISSES~*~ Pick one or 2 or all just go shower them with FUBAR love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEXAS HILLBILLY BADASS@ fubar ~*~Oklahoma Bitch~*~@ fubar Demon@ fubar horrorpunk@ fubar queen~of~hearts(fubar wifey of $king of hearts$$)CLUB F.A.R M&M Nation@ fubar wikdklown@ fubar Daddy Dink Founder Of The M&M Nation!!@ fubar sexytiger_td ~Proud Member of the Latina Mafia~ please sign my guess book plz@ fubar a href="" target=_blank>DJ Booger Dirty South Crew Member Claimed by DJ Dynamite@ fubar *Bluerose*@ fubar
More Weight!
Salem Witch Trials in History and Literature An Undergraduate Course, University of Virginia Spring Semester 2001 Born in England about 1611, Giles Corey was one of the six men to be executed during the Salem witch trials of 1692. John Proctor, George Burroughs, George Jacobs Sr., John Willard, and Samuel Wardwell were all hanged after being convicted of witchcraft, while Giles Corey was pressed to death with stones for refusing to "put himself on the country," that is, to allow himself to be put on trial. He emigrated from England to Salem and remained there until 1659 when he relocated to Salem Farms, just south of Salem Village. There he owned an extensive plot of land, which resulted in the appearance of his being a prosperous farmer. His personality, reputation and relationships with others however tainted that picture. Although he had become a full member of the Village church and had close ties with the Porter faction in the Village, his reputation as one who lacked conside
I have just heard a blasphemy against Keith. Keith is GOD. Not you. Not your friend. Not your dog. KEITH. Now go, and sin no more. p.s. you know who you be.
Earning Money
So why not come visit us over at Yuwie? Instead of hoarding all that rediculous profit to themselves, they actualy developed a method to pay its users. There is no cost to join, you neednt provide any personal info untill you're perfectly comfortable. Your email wont get spammed with messages, and you wont get a bunch of friend requests from people that dont even exist So what are you waiting for, come join the other 130,000 members of Yuwie. And dont forget, bring your friends
Pick One
I thought this was fun. I look forward to getting your responses. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose. (you can only pick one!) Trust me...this is reputed to be very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, Leave a Comment as to what you are, and then post this in you blog or stash.. It will be great seeing how other people are. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be .... OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times.
First Time Out
So the first time out and as I expected it was fricken hot as hell at 5am. Unbelievable for Oct here in RI. I loaded up on bug spray (a nice earth and headed out across the field to my stand. It was a beautiful morning as the sun came from behind me. The dew on the grass in the field glistened, spider webs shined, and a very light breeze blew the first of many leaves to the ground. As I scan across the field I see about 20 turkeys walking my way. As they get right in front of my I notice a nice size Tom with about a 5inch beard strutting with the hens. Making a Mental note, November starts fall archery turkey season. Yeah its gonna be a good year!! Although I didnt see a deer, it was still the best feeling in the world just being out in nature. Listening to all the squirrels and chipmunks foraging for food. Birds chirping in the morning sun. And Geese flying over head with that noticable honk. Good day...good times!! More to come next week!!
Cat-us Interruptus
Cat-us Interruptus by sweetsubsarahh Special thanks to rgraham666 for editing assistance. Thanks, Rob. * Sarah stretched her tanned body on the cool sheets and waited for Michael. She unfastened a few of the buttons on the man's dress shirt she wore, for speedy access, she thought, while he was still turning off lights and activating the house alarm. Finally he entered the bedroom and leered at her, eliciting her grin. Locking the door behind them, ever mindful of possible household interruptions, he joined her on the bed. "We still have a guest," she breathed, not wanting to break their momentum. "A guest?" Sarah smiled and pointed to the bookshelf. On the bottom ledge lay a small white cat, soundly sleeping, curled into a tight little ball. "I didn't have the heart to move him." "We'll be quiet, then," Michael said, pulling her to him, running his hands down the length of her body. They were hungry but still playful, needy but not rushed. Sarah clos
The Black Dahlia Murder - What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
The Black Dahlia Murder..the best band in the world? Fuck no! But they aren't bad. Not to mention they act like morons, they have big fat guts & whip their shirts off to offend people & the singer has "HEARTBURN" tattooed on his stomach. All these things count for something in my book. Therefor I like them. OH! And as a bonus...I present the cutest baby in the whole world..awwww....
one night ,while a young couple was parked in a popular lovers lane.the girl sighed romantically .its lovely out here tonite -just listen to the crickets; 'those arent crickets her date replied .theyre zippers
Oh No
at the breakfast table a woman grumbled to her husband our new neighbor told me her husband has sex with her everyday why cant you do that? without missing a beat he answered 'honey i hardly know the woman
Time Running Out
Time is running out to sign-up for my contest. It starts this saturday at 11pm so if you like to enter i need to know by saturday 1pm eastern standard time. thanks bingo
Only Great Minds Can Read This!
Only great minds can read this, so I'm sending this to all of you .... This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too! Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it HOW DID YOU DO?
Two-corn Casserole
Creamed corn, kernel corn and corn muffin mix all go into this recipe. Ingredients 1/2 C. butter 3/4 C. green pepper 1/3 C. onion 1 17 oz. can cream style corn 1 17 oz. can whole kernel corn, undrained 3 eggs, well beaten 1 8 1/2 oz. package corn muffin mix (If you cannot find corn muffin mix you can probably get away with corn meal) 1 C. shredded cheddar cheese Directions Spray 2-qt. casserole with nonstick cooking spray. In a small skillet, melt butter. Add green pepper and onion; saut until crisp tender. In a large bowl, combine cream style corn, whole kernel corn, eggs and corn muffin mix; blend well. Add onion mixture; mix well. Pour into casserole; sprinkle with cheddar cheese on top. Bake at 350 degrees for 55-65 minutes or until firm and set. Let stand 5 minutes before serving.
Under 10,000 To Level
Please come help me level as i am in need of some assistance i will appreciate it muchly...thank you to all who help
I Simply Can't Believe
You know, I simply can't believe how easy some people on here really have it. Some come as newbies and get to my level in a day or higher in a day. I bust my butt trying to level, it does take time, but come on, I know we all try to get leveled and I thank the ones who do help, but why when others ask for help, we help, but when we need it, we dont get it? Makes me wonder who is kissing who's ass around here lol.
Woot.. Finally
So... Ive moved out of the hell hole I called home... aka the Concentration camp my grandma was running... And things are MUCH better... BUT FIRST.. I need to elaborate on some of the details that happened the day of moving :D I had to work all weekend, so I kinda got out of moving furniture and such upstairs. Well the first night we actually got to sleep in the new place.... IT WAS HEAVEN!!! We were all up laughing, and giggling, and watching movies that said bad words (lol dont ever consider doing that at Grannys!!) WOOT!!! The next morning, (Sunday...) My mom gets me up nice and early and decides we needed to go move the rest of the stuff out of the "camp". I'm thinkin to myself... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... DONT MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!!! Off we go.... First thing, we have food thrown at us... I turn it down, grab a box, and start throwing stuff into boxes. I cant even move in that room as it was, but here she comes, with her broom and dust pan... sweepin
Because Of You
This song is more family related than anything else.... Reminds me a lot of my mom really.. even though I love her to death.... There has been a lot of stuff that I've gone through with her that reminds me to this song. Especially when she says "I learned to play on the safe side so i dont get hurt" I was never allowed to get hurt to learn from mistakes. Ahh this song makes me cry :(
Myspace Morons
I don't mean to be a complete fucking cunt here and I realize at one point or another we all slip up and do something stupid. Nobody's perfect. But hopefully you learn from your mistakes, or so the saying goes. Now grant it, maybe I'm a bit more "internet savvy" than a few people or maybe I actually read postings on scams, viruses, etc. instead of feeding into them. This particular gripe is for the idiots who continue to post things via bulletins, blogs, chain-emails, etc. without bothering to really look into them. Perfect example... I have a MySpace account. On said account I have an individual whom I went to school with and was somewhat friends with. She had only written to me when she first found me on MySpace. But every time I delete her non-communicating ass, she sends me numerous invites and emails. I re-add her only to find her go silent yet again. Now that isn't my gripe... okay, its "a gripe" but not "the gripe" of this post. Anyhow, this chick constantly pos
My Heart
My heart has been trampled on I have still yet to recover 10 years will pass before I am free My heart was bled dry My trust is gone My trust is gone My heart is absent I remain for two Never to leave their side My heart is heavy My soul is dark 10 years will pass before I am happy
I did it, i burned the bridge!!!!
Pte. Lane William Thomas Watkins
Its All About Me
before i go to far into about me, i will first let you know that i am 35 years old. now with that dsiclaimer out of the way. i believe myslef to be a free spirited person. i have done and seen what many people often only dream about doing. yes i dream but i also go after my dreams. recently i had a friend pay me one of the best compliments, 'the thing about you michael is that you do what you say you are going to do.' i love to travel. i have traveled by air land and sea. i have on a whim driven from cali to florida for the weekend. i have scuba'd off the coast of spain. i have partied like a rockstar in mexico. i have dove into the water off the cliffs of italy. i have hiked the grand canyon. i have skied the rockies. i have stood in the colliseum in rome.i have splashed down from a balloon. i have taken my motorcycle to 150+ mph. i could list a hundred other events and locations. i have seen a lot, but i still have yet to see it all. i would like to find someone to share these dream
I uploaded some pic of a pair of gorgeous rose I grew. I love growing roses and these are so far the best I churned out yet, they are HUGE!! Check out the pictos...
Ok I Have Had It
why are people so freaking rude on here,,unfreakin believeable...if someone posts a mumm and you read it vote on it comment on it if you want but why leave a rude comment. i have hear dcomments like i havent really thought about it guess i am not as bored as you are,,well hun that just makes you look like a jerk cause you are reading the mumm AND commenting on it,,so who is the bored ass now. if you dont like what the mumm says just keep going,,, things like stfu and stupid comments like that just make you, the person commenting on it look like a real bitch or ass. why the hell does everybody have to be so dam rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In Your Bed........
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would you do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Swear at me 4) Let your hands do some walking 5) Tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Let your tongue do some walking 10) Call the cops multiple answers are acceptable....
Wiccan Introduction
First off, what is Wicca? What is Paganism? Is there a difference? Well as the saying goes "Every Wiccan is Pagan, but not every Pagan is Wiccan". Make sense? Probably not. Wicca- A Neopagan religion and one of the many earth-based religions. Traditional Wicca was founded by Gerald Gardner of England in the 1940s. Paganism- There is no precise meaning to the word. Pagan is usually defined as someone who is a follower of a nature religion. But, basically from what I've been told, Wiccans practice magick (or witchcraft and you can spell magick however you'd like. but not all practice witchcraft) and Pagans don't. I really couldn't find much info on Paganism. A Deeper Look Into Wicca- Unlike Christianity, Wicca does not have a "Satan" or "Devil", and there is no such thing as "Hell". There is something called the Three Fold Law. Meaning, whatever you do will come back three times are much, whether you do something good or bad. Now, as for afterlife in Wicca, not ever
PLEASE GIVE ME INPUT!! COMMENT! what do you think abouta woman that passes herself off as a "SWEET_ANGEL" and is a liar cheater theif?? {Jearl} P.S. Used my computer at my house to make a date!!!! I am MFU PISSED what a MF ANGEL!! NOBODY HAS THE BALLS TO COMMENT?????????????????????
I Melt
Dumb Ass People
The Rules And The Rules Of The Rules
1. Never do housework. No man ever loved a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany. 3. Donft imagine you can change a man - unless hefs in diapers. 4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 5. So many men - so many reasons not to date any of them. 6. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there. 7. Tell him youfre not his type - you have a pulse. 8. Never let your manfs mind wander. Itfs too little to be let out alone. 9. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway. 10. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 11. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 12. Women donft make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 13. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. 14. Love is bli
No Offence To The Married Women
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. -Henny Youngman - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. -Milton Berle I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, There was water in the carburetor. I asked her, Wheres the car? She replied, In the lake. -Henny Youngman The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didnt notice. - When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. I havent spoken to my wife in 18 months - I dont like to interrupt her.
Hugs and kisses Do you accept I stare into my mirror So they can refelct. Hugs and kisses Everybody loves them Especially When they're hanging on their last limb. Hugs and kisses Why are you so afraid They speak louder They replace what is said. Hugs and kisses There are many different kinds Couples of friends It's still a great find. Hugs and kisses Mine and yours Don't leave me hanging on Don't leave me torn. Hugs and kisses The love they express Friends... Or a crush to confess. Hugs and kisses Never deny Spread the love Make the world refined. Hugs and kisses You see them everywhere you go You have the capability Even if you don't know. Hugs and kisses Just try Whether you're happy Or when you cry. Hugs and kisses Just be there There's plenty to go around Always willing to share. Hugs and kisses Just don't let go Don't hold your love inside Let it grow. Hugs and kisses The only thing many people have and want It ke
To My Husband Who Just Doesn't Get It.
How I am feeling right now. Dear Chris, Never did I think it was possible for one person to hurt another so badly. I never wanted this for us; I know we could have been great, I know that I would have been with you for the rest of my life. Chance after chance I gave you, and you threw them out the window, I wanted nothing but the best with you. I loved you so much. I remember in the beginning how you treated me like a queen, then it all just stopped one day. Maybe reality caught up to us, maybe we just weren't meant to be. Never did I think it was possible to devote one's whole life to one person until the day that I met you. You were everything to me for the last four years, and now you can't be. It's not that I don't want you; it's not that I don't love you ... I just can't put myself through the pain and rejection anymore. I know that you don't understand nor do I expect you to. I want you to know that I will always love you and I will always remember you as the on
Sexy String
Vampire Eating Dreams
Humility----the Quality Or State Of Being Humble
Humility In addition to persistent, ongoing effort, continued success requires humility. If you grow arrogant after a few accomplishments, you\'re not likely to have many more. With each success you gain more confidence, and that\'s great. When you\'ve done it before, you know that you can do it again. Yet even as your confidence level grows higher and higher, do not make the mistake of discarding your humility. For humility keeps you reasonable, respectful, thankful, thoughtful and realistic, and those are all qualities essential for continued success. Thinking that you\'re entitled to something just because you want it is a reliable recipe for failure and disappointment. Humility reminds you that in order to receive value, you must create value in equal measure. While it is certainly possible to accomplish things without humility, those accomplishments will be empty and short-lived. Those people who enjoy meaningful success and fulfillment year after year and decade after d
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Too Kinky
A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A few minutes later, a man walks in and sits down beside her. He notices that she's a little depressed and asks her what's wrong. "My boyfriend dumped me because he thought I was too kinky." "Wow! What a coincidence! My girlfriend dumped me because she thought I was too kinky," he replies. So they start talking, and find that they have a lot in common. After a few more drinks, they start feeling a little frisky and he decides to go home with her. Once they walk into her house, she excuses herself to go ''slip into something a little more comfortable." She dresses up in her leather mask, rubber bra with the nipples cut out, thigh high leather boots, everything. She grabs her whip and walks back into the living room and sees him putting his coat back on, getting ready to leave. "Hey, where are you going? I thought we were going to get kinky!" The man looks at her all confused and says, "I all ready fucked your dog and shat in yo
Womans Dui
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.' She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'
As you read my blog entries or sometimes my emails, you may often times wonder, "What the f*ck is she talking about?" I'll offer you this: when that thought comes to mind, just keep reading, I'll normally bring it all together at some point or another. Or maybe I won't...maybe my intent is to make you question something about yourself, or the world, or me...sometimes I just get carried away and travel so far off the intended path that I forget myself where I was going..and sometimes I get to typing so quickly that I miss a word here or there. Ahh, the joy of me. But, one thing is for sure, I don't write anything for the sheer sake of writing it and I LOVE to read reactions, comments, and criticism (but be constructive, please), so please let me know what you think. Final note: I have a tendency to rant and rave in my blog entries and brutality is not uncommon. If you are easily offended, this will probably not be a blog that you will enjoy reading. But, also remember, this is c
Relax Mode
The Fier Within
The fire within Its so different when it burns the fire within No thoughts in our mind just a ravishing desire Forever so sweet but they named it a sin Cold hands running down your soft warm skin A drop of sweat dribbles down your milky valley Closer you lean to me with angelic naked body Candles lighting our naked bodies ever so bright I hold you in my arms and you hold on tight A glass of wine and love our lips share drinking Soft music playing a love song someone singing You touch my face and my soul ever slowly Found you my love and forever well never be lonely With our racing hearts we hug ever tightly tonight Climbing my hands they are on your back with a shiver A sigh of pleasure escape your lips begging for more Running my lips down your burning skin over your neck Start kissing the rest starting with your soft breast Smothering your awaiting nipples with my Tongue South I venture over the softness of your body Unable to wait to explore your calling
Wow, So Much Love!
Never knew I was that loved, Thanks to all of those who has sent me b-day gifts...You guys (ROCK SO HARD).I also wanna thank Wizlove21 fer my blast once again, love ya babe.... Again thanks guys!
Ginger-poached Pears With Ice Cream And Blueberries
This dish is so simple, yet could be served at any elegant dinner party. It is equally good warm or cold, and makes a great addition to a Sunday Brunch. 1 cup water 1 one-inch piece fresh ginger, sliced 2 tablespoons sugar 1 lemon zested 2 firm pears, such as Bosc or Anjou, peeled, cut into thin wedges, cut core away as you work 1 pint French vanilla bean ice cream Ground cinnamon, for garnish 1 cup fresh blueberries In a saucepan, bring the water, ginger, sugar, and lemon zest to a boil over medium-high heat. Add the pears, and when the pot returns to a boil, reduce the heat to a medium-low to maintain the simmer. Cook the pears until very soft when pierced with a knife (but not falling apart), about 12 minutes. Remove the pan from the heat, and using a slotted spoon, divide the pears among 4 dessert cups or ice cream dishes. Add scoops of ice cream to the pears and garnish with a sprinkle of cinnamon then tumble some fresh blueberries over each serving.
Ginger Lemon Dessert Cups
1 box instant lemon pudding Cold milk, amount depends on brand of pudding, check package directions 20 to 24 gingersnap cookies 3 tablespoons melted butter 1/2 pint strawberries, sliced 2 pieces crystallized ginger, finely chopped, for garnish Store bought real whipped cream in canister 1 lemon, zested Mix pudding to package directions and let stand 5 minutes. Grind gingersnaps in food processor into crumbs. Remove bowl from processor and take out blade. Add butter to the food processor and stir to moisten the crumbs. Pour crumbs into 4 small glass bowls and press the crumbs up the sides of the bowls, lining each dish with a ginger snap "crust". Add a few slices of strawberries to each bowl. Fill each dish with lemon pudding and top with a few more sliced berries and chopped crystallized ginger. Add a whip cream rosette to each dessert and garnish with lemon zest.
Time.. (really Dark)
It's time I made you crawl I don't care if your knees bleed gravel sticks in open cuts, digging fingernails thirsty for a bloody drink It's time I heard you scream Gurgling struggling for a breath not soaked in overactive saliva glands aroused afraid by the pain I inflict It's time I made you cry Blithering fear baby tears that run distort your eyes and stab your ducts eyeballs burning bleeding at the sun It's time I watched you run ankles turning in frantic ancient rhythm knees popping, muscles wrenching, leash tightening throat convulsing bleeding ripping maybe it's time I let you die..
Bush Newsconference
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What Card Are You??
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Shredded, Saucy Bbq Chicken Sammies
1 cup chicken stock 1 bottle Mexican beer 4 pieces, 6 ounces each boneless, skinless chicken breast 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, 2 turns of the pan 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1 medium onion, peeled and finely chopped 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce, eyeball it 1 tablespoon hot sauce (recommended: Tabasco) 2 tablespoons grill seasoning blend (recommended: Montreal Steak Seasoning, by McCormick) 3 tablespoons dark brown sugar 4 tablespoons tomato paste 1 large sour deli pickle, chopped 6 to 8 slices sweet bread and butter pickles, chopped 6 soft sammy buns, such as soft burger rolls, split Bring liquids to a simmer in a small to medium skillet and slide in the chicken breast meat. Gently poach the chicken 10 minutes, turning once about after 5 minutes. While chicken poaches, heat a second medium skillet over medium low heat. To hot skillet, add extra-virgin olive oil and garlic and onion and gently saute until chicken is ready to come out of poaching liquids.
What Type Of Girl Are You?
What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Athletic Tomboy Athletic Tomboy75% Slut63% Nerdy Girl50% Goth44% Loser44% Popular Bitch31% Hippy0% Preppy Girl0%
Doctor Joke
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.
Don't let this be my legacy An entire life of self-loathing An entire life of questioning me As this has been my history And every misstep I have made Is relived a million times a day You should know much better by now! From life, there's no easy way out I never look back longingly It's not natural to long for age Or be embarrassed by naivet And though the years have softened things I am still the heavy cross I bear I'm still the crown of thorns I wear You should know much better by now! From life there is no easy way out It is a privilege that you must earn There's no escape my love It's no mistake
Lust, Love And Infatuation
Lust, Love and Infatuationcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Love This is love, you are not first here, they are. Communication is a must, without it you have nothing. If you cant talk to them, and they cant listen and really care about how you feel, then maybe you should be looking elsewhere. Love is giving 100% in both directions. You need to fuel each others fires, so the love will continue to burn for, now until forever. Dont let the fire burn out.Love is free as the butterflies, which live for moments, only to bring joy to others. clickLove83% Infatuation75% Lust42%
Vampires... Which Rank Are You?
Vampires... which rank are you?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Master of Vampires You are the master of Vampires! You are the perfect vampire... or are you? prove it to us at victum88% Master of Vampires88% Vampiric Servant75% Vampire63%
Fubar Is Still Fucked Up
Baby Jesus said one hour being down at 2p.m. and now it's 8:15
This Prisson
locked up inside, no way out. the prison of hatred, this prison of doubt. this prison of sadness, and all this pain. it's just enough, to go insane!!!!!! i've created a prison, because of my past. wondering how long, this anguish will last?? this prison called life, weaken's the soul. all i need, is that one to hold... by;Paul A. 10-16-07
Reptile (guess What Album I'm Listening To)
she spread herself wide open to let the insects in she leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been she has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin seeds from a thousand others drip down from within oh my beautiful liar oh my precious whore my disease my infection I am so impure devils speak of the ways in which she'll manifest angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress need to contaminate to alleviate this loneliness I now know the depths I reach are limitless oh my beautiful liar oh my precious whore my disease my infection I am so impure
Poetry Failings, Part Ii
~1.04am~ Sleeping cold, Alone, Remembering what it felt like To be one with someone, To have their arms Holding, Pulling me close, Not even sure If it was ever even real Or if maybe It was all just a dream Incorporated into this wavering reality. * ~A Confinement of Life~ Like a slow torture, Each heartbeat, Each breath expelled Pulls us closer to the disintergration of hope; The only indication of life Is slashing its way to get out But stuck still Beneath the prison of the flesh, Encumbered with the delusion That the chance is just waiting to be met. Outside of this facade, Just skirting the fringes of our dreams Laughs our soul's desire, Taunting, Daring us to truly live. * ~burn~ your legs intertwine with my own and i feel the burn of your skin from within as your kiss sears my soul. * ~Love~ I can take what you give And give what you want, Feed your soul with my poison love, Corrupt your flesh With the touch of my tongu
Please Read Me Just To Let You Know
hello everyone,first thing is sorry not been around much not been feeling myself lately,need abit of advice got on here yesterday and noticed the same person had visited me alot then looked abit closer and saw a pic of me i did freak out thought i had a twin i never knew about,after then been plagued with i love you and marry me comments on my page,my pics getting private messages saying the same things,he is not being nasty but i'm getting abit uneasy about it,i've visited his page a read what it said he reckens he knows me he might do i dont know or he could me some sort of stalker,i dont wanna block him just incase he is a friend from the past i've asked who he is he just says his name begins with g,should i ignore him or ask him stuff only he would know about me if he was a friend, just thought you should know just incase you see my pic on another profile that its not mine ,thank you for listening much luv and hugs xox
Writing Perhaps A Little Bit Later Or Even Tomorrow..
Good Morning. Well I choose not to write about or talk about some of the issues on MSN home page today due to the severity of some of the stories. One was suspect arrested on rape of tot, and the other was man to die for girls gator death. Oh I read both stories and was horrified. My own take on these two is only that there is reserved a special place in Hell for both of them. You ever get a story so entwined in your head you just cant function? I think I am there and wished I had not viewed either story. Perhaps tomorrow or later on today I will perk up and write something amusing but at the current time I just wish to sit here and shake my head in disbelief of how someone could be that deranged A hug and a pat Mart
1 Year Ago Today....
Let me share with you what I was doing 1 year ago today...a year ago I was sitting in the Room of my wuelas at Addelson Hospice...I was holding her hand and talking to her. Take into mind she had not opened her eyes or communicated with us in days. I sat there and talked to her, I knew she could hear me. Wuela could always hear when we talked to her it was a gift for her lol... As I sat there talking to her I notice the flem coming up..I ran to tell my mom who went and told the nurse...The nurse told us words we didnt want to hear "her time is coming"..I felt my heart stop The nurse cleaned her up and we went back into the room. We sat there for a while until her breaths started coming faster and shorter. We called my wuelo back to the hopsice because the nurse said it would be anytime now...Her whole body was so cold already... As we gathered around her bed and watched her struggle..I was crying those silent tears that no one ever realizes that they are crying. My w
Sucky Days
It's days like this that make me want to crawl in a hole and perish. It started out ok, but quickly went down hill. I was determined to get dressed by myself, and I guess I wasn't moving fast enough for my home nurse and she kept insisting that she help, but I didn't want her help and I yelled at her. I told her to leave me alone and I started crying out of frustration. We were running late for a dentist appointment and that was making matters worse. When we arrived at the dentists office, I stumbled trying to get up in the chair. I asked him to examine me while I was in the wheelchair and the creep wouldn't do it, so I left without being looked at. Some professional he was. After lunch my nurse took me to speech therapy and she took me through a lesson plan where I had to read a childrens book. After all the frustration in the morning, I felt even more humiliated. I threw the book down and cried some more. I left twenty minutes into my hour. I am not seeing or feelin
Fallen Victim
Just A Poem
Something once beautiful, can turn ugly. A rose bloosm and grows, showing it's total splendor. Yet, when the cold wind blows a rose will slowly wilt and die. This can happen with love. A love so strong, which once flourished, Can one day seem to disapear. You may love them forever, even for the rest of your life. But, sometimes, the pieces just can't be put back together.
Life Is A Twisted And Rocky Path
Life is a twisted and rocky path we all must take, and it is with our hearts and souls on a bet for love we all will steak. And when we find the love we have searched for-fore all time. It is as if, for one blinding second we touch the face of the devine. For it is from heaven-on high that love is sent down onto us from up-above. Brought to our heart on the wings of snow-white doves. And when we have that love, we just want too cry, tears of joy and happiness and a breath and lusty sigh. But when we loose those we love, it is felt with a soul-felt pain. And the tears of all the Angels of Heaven fall down apon us like a soft and bitter rain. And we walk within a world of darkness-and pain, doing all that we can to keep us sain, till that one special day that we will find love once again. done by christine
Erotic Kiss
EROTIC KISS Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss! Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on reality Not even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust I feel inside! I shed my fears faster than my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me! Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongues intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart's racing as fast as yours My body's craving for something more! Starving and Craving For an evening Of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In Just One Kiss. Author: Unknown
Why The Hell She Cry Over A Dog She Rich And She Can Buy Other Dog
What Beauty Really Is
We as men and women have our own sense of beauty. We look at mountains and trees and landscapes that truly take our breath away. Women look at men who have amazing bodies and say he is a handsome man. Men look at the women with amazing bodies and say she is a beautiful woman. But what is beauty really? Beauty is something that is noticed all around us in a purely visual sense but sometimes people can see past what is seen and realize there may be beauty in something that no one else will realize. The deserts are barren and hot and miserable. Yet you will see wildlife and vegetation even in the deserts that are in a way beautiful in the way they flouish and survive. Even a desert has an oasis of some sort not in the literal sense but in a metaphorical sense. People that some would never look at have their own beauty. However, very rarely do we look towards the beauty that person contains on the inside. Inner beauty is contained in all things, people, animals, and n
My Anger Your Death
I can't take this pain anymore you ripped my heart out, and threw it on the floor the thought of you is sickening i thought you were more of a human being but no, your like an animal crawling on the ground are you ready? what comes around goes around you will pay for what you did you played with my emotions like a little kid its my life or yours i think yours, ill stab you until all the blood pours your death is my only obsession that was my last confession now you get what you deserve you said we were even but we weren't even close, as close as you are to heaven but now my dear, we are even i hope you burn in hell! there i sit and look at your rotting corpse oh how it makes me want to yell so fuck you! about time i got rid of you There's the pain you gave to me mentally but i returned it physically as your blood slowly drips down my knife i whisper in your ear as you die, happy anniversary. from your fucking wife!
The Damn Dam
This is one of the funniest emails I have ever had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have seen this over the years and it is still enjoyable to read every so often. DO READ THE LETTER!! This is so sad but true as to the way government acts in more situations than we would want to know about. ENJOY!!!! The Dam This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read State's letter before you get to the response letter. SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the
Poem3 I Wrote.
cutting and scratching at my skin crying to please let me in so i can bleed and watch the pain flow away. im searching or answers but the answers i find chase me farther away. im scared and running; i want to disappear because i dont deserve to be here any more.
Just Breathe
Tonight, I am sitting up at work with one of my dearest friends, and I am contemplating past, my future...just the whole gambit I guess. Well, the phone rings and it is my husband callling to let us know that there has been a suicide by the University. Someone decided they could not bear their next breath and jumped from the top of the parking garage. How does a person get to that point? What happens within us to make that next breathe seem so tortureous that we can not take it in. Are we all hard-wired to be capable of making that decision, or are is it just a few? I have been to that point in my past...begging to be able to take my last breath yet always having intervention. My salvation coming in the form of a call, a friend somehow knowing what I am doing, just being there, talking to me...offering hope, maybe even a momentary reprieve. But what made me so special? Why did I deserve that intervention? Who am I to deserve having a guardian angel so to speak come and re
What About Love By Lemar
A Song For Momma
Saving Forever - For My James
the song says it all
*rolls Eyes*
Of course today is dress up thursday so I thought I'd come in this cute white skirt i bought a couple of weeks ago and this nice pair of white shoes I've had for a while. Once I got in the building I noticed something funny with the shoe. Yeah the right one detached from the heel. That's what I get for trying to be trendy. lol. How's YOUR morning?
Mirror Mirror On The Wall....
ohhh you have to check out this week's updates!!! i was getting ready for a shoot, sitting there dinking in the mirror...well i kinda lost in the moment checking myself out and the photographer just took advantage of it! As if one of me wasn't's pretty cool how these turned out..look like you get twins!! :) ooo la la!! lol there will be video posting on Friday!!! kaylee and yes, there truly is membership size and payment method for everyone! cum help me celebrate the launch of my solo site!!
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Him And I!!
This is something i wrote a while back called HIM and i....i had a dream about me having a conversation with god and when i woke up i wrote it down and this is what i came up with...i hope you guys enjoy HIM and i The day we had a conversation it was really kinda touching At first I couldnt believe it I thought that I might be buggin I dont like the way the word is turning HE said to me There's corrupted individuals as far as the eye can see I agree I said there's no love its nothing but cowards Is it all about the cars, the money, women and power In the hood the forecast calls for nothing but lead showers And people fall everyday like both of the twin towers Do you agree I asked, lets reconcile with the past So we can move into the future, stop the ignorance at last And I agree HE said, the world today's a big mess We need to educate the youth and eleviate the stress A good idea I said, lets merge the thread and needle Try to make a world qui
What The Hell...
Ok, this REALLY happened... So, about 15 minutes ago, I walk out to my car to get something and it's lightening outside because it's stormed all day and s'pose to storm all night, I get to my car and I hear an owl start hooting (they just sound creepy to me) so, I am looking up at the tree where it's coming from and a bat flies from one tree down towards my head and I jumped back, well when I do, I hear something hiss at me and it's a black cat. I guess I scared it when I jumped... I stood there stunned for a moment because it was just an unreal situation. I couldn't help but shake it off and laugh. Such a horror movie moment. Halloween is definately close.
Taking Flight
Yesterday I went by Dr. Garwood's office to weigh....and OMG....OMG OMG OMG....I have lost another like 5 total weight loss now is 95.5 pounds. I am sooo excited. You know, It feels awesome to put clothes on and they are go to the store and grab something in your size and have to go down instead of up a size for it to fit. It is awesome to go sit in a chair...and realize you didn't just have to squeeze your ass into it. To buckle your seatbelt and be able to breathe...or in some cars just to buckle the seatbelt at sit behind the steering wheel and not have to worry about your belly restricting your steering. And this is only the beginning of the changes...I feel like a butterfly that is gaining a long awaited deliverance from the cocoon she has been imprisoned in. Watch me fly!
Kinda Sad
well im kinda sad right now my lil bro in iraq now, he safe and i hope it stays that way!!!!! and we dont know how long hes going to be over there for im hoping its not longer then a year but you never know when when it come to being in the army like he is
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman." The priest asks, "What do you mean, almost?" "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in."
Don't Stop Now....follow Through.
One more attempt If you are always willing to make one more attempt, you can reach whatever goal you choose. No matter what results you get, the only real failure is when you stop making the effort. When you are mistaken, you can learn. When you are knocked down, you can get back up. When you find that you've veered off track, you can correct your direction. When you discover that circumstances have changed, you can make adjustments accordingly. Eventually, you'll reach the point at which the next attempt you make is the one that will complete the desired accomplishment. What a shame it would be to stop just one effort short of success. For that next effort will make all the others pay off. Commit yourself to making one more effort, one more attempt, as often as necessary, and anything is within your reach. Keep making that one more attempt, keep getting back up, and keep moving forward in the direction of your goal, one step after another. And you will surely get there.
Dear Stalkers
Why??? (rant Time)
I have not figured out yet why some guys just have no clue. When did it become acceptable to trample over boundaries? For example.. (Read Bottom Up) ->sinlessfur...: besides a pissed off expression and a much higher set of values then u have? NONE OF YOUR CONCERN HAGD sinlessfur...: yea , i have one of those too...what r u wearing ->sinlessfur...: my wedding ring sinlessfur...: what r u wearing I would have thought I made it plain... wedding ring = not interested. I know not all men out there are like this. In fact I have many dear friends on Fubar who are men who treat me with the hightest respect. LOL Even those I often flirt with and dool over. I mean, yeah I am married not dead. I flirt just as much as the next person... most of the time more then many. But there is always a line you don't cross and signals you don't ignore. Why in the world can't they make it mandatory in say HS that we all ( yes we woman can be as bad as any man) take a class called NOT INTER
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Karma Whats Yours? - Online Karma Test Click Here! sylvia, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition! Score: 17 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way!
I Know
I know it's hard to find anyone smart enough on fubar or myspace to read my profile I know in your little world it's hard to find the time to actually read my profile I know it is asking too much to show me or anyone any kind of respect I know I ask too much from you when I ask to leave me a comment once a week I know when you add me and then disappear and then I delete you you freak out because I am so rude I know I am totally rude when I won't add you because you have 3,145 friends and we all know in the real world you have 3 I know you think it's cool to say thank you for the comment in an email or shout box but I think it's lazy and rude so take your lazy ass to my page and drop some love dumb ass I know you think its cool to drop drinking comments on my page because you have nothing better to do but I am cool without that shit I know I could go on forever but is it truly worth it I know most of you will not read this
The Hollowness
So seth has been around and its been so goddamn wonderful having him back, ive missed him more than i realized there is this sense of peace i get having him here again but alass he is leaving soon so that makes me greedy and want him to spend all his time here with me because he is leaving again and that also feels me with an emptyness of losing someone again... he will come back through time and tiem again and see me but im losing a friend again.... Cliff is or was upset about him being here bu yeah i understand.. i look at seth and still see the person that i really loved and wanted but now i look at him and see the person i always knew but something is differetnt.... sigh i dont know today and yesterday i felt this over whelming sense of lonelyness and emptyness and the feeling that, im always going to be .....
Quarterly Final
to all my friends. Tomorrow, I have a chance to win a seat at the World Series of Poker $5000.00 event for next year. Tish a dream I have had for such a long time. Please wish me all the luck and the skill in the world. I will let you know how I do!!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!!
You Gotta Laugh At This One Ladies
Fellas you may not get as big of kick out of this as the ladies, but it will help you understand how fast a MOOD can change! We may all be past this point in our lives (except a couple)but this is too funny, but yet very true.LOL Please smile....ladies AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or Salsa dancing. And I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi-pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual pe
Spatially Challenged (1)
[OOC: Yesyes, I'll be updating my other one very soon. Had to do a lot of editing...this is set in the same universe.] Darivia was a small world. It was not small in the sense that it was lacking in landmass; nor was it small in the sense that it was not populous. It had both in abundance, as well as large, fertile oceans, and abundant wildlife. Neither was it economically small, or, truth be acknowledged, militarily weak - it was, in fact, stupendously rich, and equally powerful. Nor was it slight in stature in the eye of the public - far from it. But it was a small world in that it had no cities; no large gatherings of people; or, rather, no cities in the typical sense. It did indeed have cities, however. Massively vast sprawling things - but empty, dead, cold, barren. Lifeless. Only the great Machines did their work here - except when people came to fix them - and the 'streets' (in fact just the gaps between buildings, sterilized carefully to allow machinery to ho
February 13, 2007
I suppose you're wondering what I decided. Well, I broke up with him. I'm alright. He's not mad at me. Just something that I knew that I had to do. I want to be happy and have happiness and love. I hope to get married one day and be a "real" family. Whatever the hell that is... lol. But everything is cool. I'm ok, he's ok, the new guy is ok. The kids' are ok too. Well that's that. And HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ONE AND ALL.... LOVE YA!
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 71- Chuck "iceman" Liddell Vs Quentin "rampage" Jackson- Light Heavyweight Championship
Bucs thoughts on this fight.......... "A great money making match. This was by far the most anticipated matchup after the tito fight. Chuck had avenged his prior losses- all except one. The man who KO'd chuck the first time in chucks life. Now this was chucks chance to gain Redemption, but could chuck win or would he Suffer another loss to Jackson? Quentin Jackson has been an awesome mma combatant. Now the rematch is here & Enjoy Everyone....... Rampage Drops the IcemanAdd to My Profile | More Videos
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The Details
So as a few of you know, for the first time since July 7 2001 (yes I know the exact date), I hung out with a girl in the awkard first impression type setting. Though neither of us used the actual term "date", b/c well it wasn't, that word seems to have been tossed around now. I admit that I was fully nervous the ENTIRE night. So I did what I do best, hid that nervousness behind a wall of self depricating humor, quasi chivalry and my rapier wit. Oh yeah even decided to flash the dimple a little a bit too cause well I could, that and well without the beard the damn thing is really really obivous. So my "date" consisted of about 10 episodes of family guy and the all time cinematic classic known as Deuce Bigelow:European Gigolo. I was the gentleman ya know, cleaning up after myself, being polite and even leaving the toilet seat down. Who knew I had it in me? Despite my nervousness of the night, well the entire night, and how completely and totally unsure of myself I was I did e
Enlightenment 13
In winter, the day arrives in the dead of night.
Tale Of A Dream
The silky darkness of the night, envelopes me in languid dreams. Of beauty, hope and love, Of mountainous hills and undulating streams. Star filled nights, when fog hangs on your breath. Comes mighty Thor, on the back of a dark hooved beast. Thunderous glory, for all to behold. His mighty steed prances, nearly out of control. With but a single touch, Ramjr calms to stillness. Both Master and Beast, you can sense thier oneness. Mighty Thor comes to me, arms open wide. " Come with me now, let's go for a ride." He leads me to Ramjr, his head bowed low. " No mortal has ever riden him, this beast loves you so." I feel the flesh twitch. neath my naked thigh. My God mounted behind me, and we thundered through the sky. Strong arms about me, great of strength and in control. The Master and Ramjr , went to sound the call. Odin's Valkaries appear,
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Secret #2
Well, it's that time..gotta give up the ghost.. Secret number 2... I am a recovering addict. I am addicted to opiates. I started taking painkillers after a serious car accident and one thing lead to another. I tried to quit several times on my own to no avail. Four years ago I decided to quit with the help of methadone. THAT STUFF IS BULLSHIT! I became addicted to that stuff... finally, on July 4th I chose to quit COLD TURKEY! That was the WORST 6 weeks of my life! I still have bad days when I wanna give in to the cravings but I find ways to devert my attention. Ive taken up skateboarding again. SOmething I had not done since I was 19. Im actually pretty good!! =0)p... On that note, today is my birthday!! HAppy 28th to me!!! ~mj
While On Vacation!
A family was on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when a husband, wife and their 15 year-old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband had been in the Navy and had some scuba experience. The son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the underwater camera on the go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the 'OK' hand sign to see if he was alright. The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely scared to death. When the parents asked why, he said 'there was a shark behind you' and the dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true and that they wouldn't believe him if he told them what it was. As soon as they got back to the hotel they put the pic onto the
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I'm Thinking Of You...
sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does She think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a gal I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you.
Apologize.. Hey I Lyk Diz Song
Music Video: Apologize by (Timbaland) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone
My Fave Artist On Deviant Art
There's a lot and I do mean a lot of wonderful work on Deviant Art...and right now I would have to say that my fave artist on there is Angelreich I faved so many of her prints that I had to put her on my watch list. Go and check out her stuff, she is just awesome. You can also check out some of my work on Deviant art by visiting PunkyInstigator You don't have to be an artist to join the site...I'm sure there is something there that will interest everyone. Have a blessed day!
Rank My Stahes N Pics
rankmy stahes n pics and i will do the same to your stuff :D...
The Rules Of Farm Life
The Rules Of Farm Life A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
I Need More Friends And Fans
I need more please so if you can help me?
Empty Words, Empty Promises
empty words mean nothing but heart break is comming. empty promises ive heard so many, why should i listen to another one? empty words fill my heart with dread and pain everyday. empty promises can cause such pain that you think your going to lose your mind. you may think "I LOVE YOU" is only a phrase, but they are words with a powerful promise. a promise that once broken is hard to fix.
BY PETER JOHN VENTURA For every step I take For every move I make For every fall, For every struggle For every memory, wondering, looking back Did I choose this road because its what I want Or did I choose this way because of what was planned Or did I choose this path because its all Ive ever known Did I choose this on my own My Destiny What could it be? Awoken from a dream Nothings what it seems This time this place this moment This ever lasting torment Did I choose this road because its what I want Or did I choose this way because of what was planned Or did I choose this path because its all Ive ever known Did I choose this on my own Full of questions inside my mind Searching for a place to find All the answers to the riddle of my life. But the questions not if its what I wanted Nor the questions not if its what was planned Nor the question not if its all Ive ever known The only question to be answered The only question that real
Must Read This!!!
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half! " You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Pu t on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Bef
See if you can find a new way to make life a little more interesting. You never know who could use your energy, so spread it around and you should find at least one taker. Help them get past their stress. #################################################################################### I am here to unstress you peeps have a good night:D Much love, B. E. P.
Love Is
love is cruel love is kind love is special love is blind love is something i do not know love is somethen i cannot show love is somethen i wish to say love is something thats pushed me away i once loved and never again i once loved a special friend
If I had the chance To skip a day I'd go back in time And skip yesterday So many things We're said Confused feelings Fill my head Do I wanna cry Or do I wanna smile Do I wanna forgive Or be mad for a while I don't know what to say I don't know what to do I just can't get over The way that I lost you
Love Cry
Funny Face Taco Dip
Prep Time: 10 min ; Start to Finish: 10 min Makes: 16 servings (2 tablespoons dip and 3 chips each) Layers of sour cream, veggies and cheese make a daffy dip with a hot and spicy kick. 1 package (8 oz) cream cheese, softened 1/2 cup sour cream 2 teaspoons Old El Paso taco seasoning mix (from 1.25-oz package) 1/4 cup red jalapeo pepper jelly 1/4 cup Old El Paso Thick 'n Chunky salsa 1 cup finely shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz) Small pieces assorted fresh vegetables 8 oz tortilla chips 1 . In medium bowl, mix cream cheese, sour cream and taco seasoning mix until smooth. Spread in 9-inch glass pie plate. 2 . In small bowl, stir jelly until softened. Stir in salsa. Spread mixture evenly over cream cheese mixture. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese. Decorate top of dip with vegetable pieces to look like silly face. Serve dip with tortilla chips. Store in refrigerator. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft):No change. For fun, serve black tortilla chips (actua
Down In The Dark Deep
Down in the Dark Deep by Sexxy Vixen The soft chirping of birds sounded through the chilly October air. The cool sand squished between my toes as I walked along the edge of the beach. Lapping occasionally at my toes, the water rolled onto the beach in gentle waves. A low song floated across the water. My ears perked up to listen to the tune. The voice was masculine, the melody, rolling and seductive. The words, though unintelligible, caressed my senses. My heart swelled as the song wound around my body in the promise of love eternal. I turned to face the placid water, and my mind seemed to detach from the rest of my body and lose control of my functions. Reaching up, I slowly unfastened the pink buttons that held my shirt closed. Though I couldn't wrap my mind around the reasoning behind it, I continued to undress. The cotton shirt dropped forgotten to the sand. My nipples stiffened in the cool air as I stripped the last layer of protection from my chest. The white lacey br
Going Away
So tomorrow morning I leave Texas and go back up to Missouri for a whole day. Sunday afternoon I fly out of there to go to Hawaii. Now this is a pretty big move for me and I am looking forward to it. I am going to be there for 3 years at Schofield Barracks. This is a fresh new start for me as I don't know many people over there. Sounds funny that a 29 year old would be worried about making new friends, fitting in and enjoying life right? Well it is not so uncommon. This is my first duty station with the Army and I am a little nervous about it. Who cares right I am being stationed in heaven. Well we shall see how this goes and I will probably post more about it and new pictures once I get there. Until then live life to the fullest and enjoy every second like it was your last on earth.
Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume
Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume The wearing of costumes has become an important part of such holidays and festivals as Mardi Gras and Halloween (see Halloween costume for more information), and (to a lesser extent) people may also wear costumes in conjunction with other holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Mardi Gras costumes usually take the form of jesters and other fantasy characters, while Halloween costumes traditionally take the form of supernatural creatures such as ghosts, vampires, and angels. Christmas and Easter costumes typically portray mythical characters such as Santa Claus (by donning a santa suit and beard) or the Easter Bunny by putting on an animal costume. Costumes may serve to portray various other characters during secular holidays, such as an Uncle Sam costume worn on the Independence day for example Fantastic four halloween costume, fantastic halloween costume, mr fantastic halloween costume, mrfantastic halloween costume, mr fantastic halloween dress, m
Heyy O.i.
I call this.. Friends Forever To the end I will always consider you to be my very best friend You were there to lift me up when I needed you the most And you were there to take my head out of the clouds when all i did was boast Know that I'll always so the same for you helping our friendship stay strong and true Our friendship means the world to me and in the end it'll be just you and me for we will be friends from now until enternity friends forever we will always be
Fun Stuff!
I was just playing on a site called: Imagechef
Save The Sheep!!!!!!!!
Picture this..... You just picked up the 3 year old your babysitting, your driving home, its a beautiful day, no rain, everything is fine. Your almost home, your house is on a small hill, the road goes down from there to the border about a half mile away. Your doing the speed limit, {55mph} or just under it, your house is getting closer, you take your foot off the gas and start to slow down, you begin to apply the brake, your driveway is getting closer. Your foot immediately hits the floor...NO BRAKES!!!! WTF?!?!?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, thankfully about a mile before my house theres a flat stretch of road and there were a bunch of sheep crossing it so i figured i should let the owners know they were out, i down shifted and pulled into their yard,, THATS when i discovered i had no brakes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yea,, I'm a bitch. Yea,, I don't like people. But... I have respect for others and if my animals were out i
Military Wife
Dear Military Wife, I am an American woman that has no idea what is going on in the military other than what I hear on the news. I have never had to let go of someone so that they could go fight for people that they didn't know, people that sometimes do not appreciate or understand what they are fighting for. I have never had a sleepless night of worry because of a report that another bomb has exploded and I still haven't heard from my husband. I have never had to wait for months on end to hold the one that I loved so. I have never had to tell my children that daddy wasn't coming home tonight because he was so far away fighting for something that they aren't yet old enough to understand. I have never had to hold my head high and suppress the tears as I hear that it will be at least another six months of separation before my loved one gets to come home. I have never had to deal with a holiday away from the one that I thought I would share every day of my life with.
If I Perserve...god Will Open Doors.
God wants to make my life easier. He want to assist me, to promote me, to give me advantages. He wants me to have perferential treamtent. But if I am going to experience more of God's favour, I must live more "favour- minded." It means I am expecting God's special help, and I am releasing my faith, knowing God wants to assist me. I am a child of the Most High God! My Father created the whole universe. He has crowned me with favor, therefore, I can expect preferential treamtent. I can expect people to go out of their way to want to help me. In not not in anyway EVER be arrogant, thinking that I am better than somebody else, that everybody owes me aliving or ought to bow down to me. But as God's child I can live with confidence and boldness, expecting good things. I can expect preferential treamtent, not becasue WHO I am, but becasue of WHOSE I am. I expect people to help me becasue of who my Fa
Dead Hare (groaner)
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten fe
Bitchy Co-worker Pt. Ii
(*before reading this, it might be helpful if you read my first installment: Bitchy Co-Worker, before so you can get to know the characters a bit. I plan on making this a series with a few more chapters.*) * The days continued to go by at work. Monday: Michelle said nothing to me, although she looked amazing! She was wearing tight blue jeans and a camouflage tank top. Tuesday: Michelle drove the van while we took the kids to school, but we didn't talk more than just chit chat about school. She wore a white tank top and a pink tiered skirt that came down to her knees. Wednesday: We both had off. No contact made at all. Thursday: Off again. Friday: Michelle came in and was a bit more friendly than she had been all week. She had on a pair of denim shorts that came just below her ass, and another white tank top. We talked for a while as we were sitting at my desk in the classroom. Me: "So, are you working any over time this weekend?" Michelle: "Yeah, Saturday n
Well As You Can See
Thanks to the comments and talks from a few close friends I've decided to stay. But I will be cleaning out my friends list . If you want to stay get in touch with me.
Why Me????
Why is it people buy them skinny girls get those Blasts, Happy Hours or Tickers but BBW like me don't. Dang I even opened up my folders and still no one will do it for me!!! I give up.
Single Again
I decided I'm going to be dumping Carla...Which is normal for me..someone gets a little too close and I push them away. Since this will be another notch in my dumping record. That makes about...2 in the last year. She needs somebody who has has a hell of a lot more money. I cant keep up with her due to some disabilities.. I'm not happy with her and the relationship is not going anywhere. I don't feel comfortable around her anymore. Which means I'm going to be single and very unavailable. Its something I have to do. I kinda prefer being alone right now. I cant count on anyone anymore for the fact is I just cant stand how some people are. And it annoys me to high hell heaven. I'm tired of the lies and the BS that comes with a relationship. And my trust level has hit a all time low. And use you out of their own hormones. I wish people can grow up.
Raindrops on lips, like velvet kisses, Dreams of nights in rapture's embrace, Silken touches, caressing and loving, Passion engulfing like pale morning light, Candles and incense mingling with the smell of lust, Lovers as one, molding together, Sighs of content and groans of delight As desires peak Holding, searching, teasing, as ecstasy releases, Moist kisses and murmurs of love, Day turns to night and lovers meet once again
David Guetta - Love Don't Let Me Go
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this track and video. Check out the moves!
Wtf Is Up With Ppl?
i should be a bitch that way noone likes me cause it seems when im nice to ppl i get fucked with and ppl cant take no f0r a damn answer an still have to try to ask me out when i told em no the firsyt damn time well it resulted in my computer being hacked by that idiot cause i wont go out with him an im sick and tired of it kiss my fucking ass u sorry piece of shit u dont fucking scare me come to my house an see how fast u go in the hospital u sorry motherfucker stalk me online with everything im on u sorry pos cause u cant take no for a fucking answer here i hope u read this u piece of shit and get the fucking hint I DONT LIKE UR SORRY FUCKING ASS MOVE THE FUCK ON U FUCKING LOOSER U KNOW WHO U ARE IF UR ON HERE SM04CHYBRID ON CAMFROG
Saying Thank You
To all of my friends and family, I just have to say you are all awesome. Never does a day go by that I grow a little closer to each of you. Never does a day go by that i am truly amazed of just how nice, sincere, and truly amazing you are. For each and everyone of you my heart goes out and I sincerely appreciate you.
A Thnx For Last Night
Darklings.... if you did NOT go to Taboo last night you missed the best party in town. SO many awesome acts and people.It was an excellent night of debauchery and good old Halloween fun.Top all that off with the best Fetish acts. Thanks to all of you that did come out and support the event.It was great to see so many faces that I've not seen a long time.Made some awesome new friends and already looking forward to next Taboo. Evan thanks for an incredible event that blew everyones socks off.I'm looking forward to the next one;) Pics from my acts will be comming shortly once I've had a chance to go thru them and get them ready for public viewing. Christina Ann you were awesome as my babydoll/school girl . Paddy and Evelyn Rose thanks for another amazing act.That one was definately different for me and was soooo much fun. Ok darklings... keep your eyes open for new pics within the next couple days. Have a Happy and Safe Halloween. Jezebel Tempting
My Tounge App!!
Name: DOB: Is your Pussy Shaved? Is your Pussy Trimmed? Is your Pussy All Hair? Do you squirt? Do you love to have a Big O from being eaten out? You like to Suck Cock after you get your Pussy ate: What is your Fav Position? Is my Tongue Pic the only Reason you added me to you Buddy list: When are you open for an Oral interview?
My Weekend
Well, we took the girls to a halloween carnival and to the parade in downtown OKC. The girls were dancing to the music, and head banging... it was SOOOO freaking cute. Lexi was dancing with her little butt in the air. And they made friends with all the people around us. They thought the girls were just too damn cute, which, duh, they are!! But they made out like bandits with all the candy. Everyone around us was giving their candy to the girls. It was fun!! Other than that, Dennis and I fought all weekend. I hate weekends cuz then I have to DEAL with him. It drives me fucking NUTS. If I could, I would just pack up my shit and move to my dad's or something... but, i just can't right now. Seems like i can't escape him... but thankfully i've been working in the evenings, so i may just keep doing this for a while. He's at work all day, then if i work at night... i'm SET... less time to deal with him!! I just hate that I have to deal with him AT ALL. I want to escape, I want to be away.
Please Everyone Join Dark Wiccian Legion
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Would Sum1 Make A Salute? Please?
WOULD SUM1 MAKE A SALUTE? PLEASE? i tryed and it got rejected. I would really appreciate it. If ANYONE is willing to help i would be thankful. Please. Luisa
~ Women Of Cvn 76 Uss Ronald Reagan ~
WOMEN of CVN 76 USS Ronald Reagan This is so Cool, I thank them for their Service and glad to see them make something like this :) Brave Young Women ~ Never Forgotten ...GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE TOO ..on A Carrier
Please Help A Friend Out
Please Help him out he is a wonderful guy and he needs 5 k to go to the next level.HE will give love back to you so add, rate, fan comment. Here is his link. ~THE BIG BAD WOLF ~FuBar husband to HEAVEN~@ fubar
420 Amaterdam
i am going to Amsterdam Nov.1--28 i will be at the bulldog hotel hope to see u all at the big party!!!!!!!! i do tours there if u want to see the best coffee shop in Amsterdam i am at the bulldog hotel louie
The Red Sea
In crimson tides I have swum through the muck of mental depression and through that muck I sprouted wings and said to myself, this is a good thing Through crimson tides I swim whenever I get the chance to dive through rivers so red and maybe one day it will dry and I will still try to swim but can't we all just be true and say In red tides it's more fun to swim?
Turning Pages
Today I turn the page to a new outlook on life.I've been told I worry about the little things and you know what those people have been right.So today I start a new page in my life. I am going to live my life to the fullest and walk away from the little things that bug me. You only live once and you should live your life to fullest and not worry about what other people think because you know yourself the best and nobody can tell you any different. So cheers to those who have helped me realize this and just know I love you all.
A Short Story But Not Want I Had Planed To Plce In This Blog.
I don't have anything small enough to fit in here but if you want to see some of my creative writing, let me know. This story here is one that I have in my stash. The Coffee House dream girl By Donovan Updike Last night I met this lovely woman as i was walking past a coffee house . She was sitting outside at a table when she and I made eye contact. It was incredible and I figured it would be brief when she motioned me to sit with her. Sitting down she and I introduced ourselves. I could not help but look her over. She was dressed in Jeans and a half tank. She had a pretty face and deep brown eyes. Her hair was red brown and went half way down her back. Her figure was very attractive. We sat looking into each others eyes. I swore I could have gotten lost in those baby browns. We started to talk about just about everything and the conversation was easy. She never looked bored with anything I had to say and listened with flattering attention. I did the same as she told me abo
As many of you know.... I am a work-a-holic!! That is probably an understatement as well. I live for my work. I have given up a lot for it as well. Most people dont understand why I do what I do, hell I am not sure I fully understand it. I met a wonderful person a while ago. I fell in Love with her. but I couldnt step away from my work enough for her. I dont know if I made the right choice (actually I am sure I didnt)but it is who I am. Work, that is.... If we moved ahead it would have been a struggle between the demand of my work and the demand of her. I know she should take priority but I also know me and I will try to find a way to move ahead with my work. I know I sound like an idiot but it was happening already. Now, she also said she would change to be more accepting but, 1st I dont want her to change and 2nd she would have been pretending and it would eventually become a problem. So I choose a life of loneliness so I dont hurt her more than I already have. I tried
4 Things He Doesn't Dare Tell You...cosmo
1. He has a stash of porn.I know what you're thinking: "Not my man." But it's a cold hard fact: Even the nicest guys like nasty entertainment. "Porn lets me explore sexual avenues that are unavailable to me in real life," says Adam, a bona fide nice guy from Washington, DC. Not convinced? Do the math. Triple-X films are a multibillion-dollar-a-year industry. That's about one video for every grown-up man and woman in America. But when was the last time you plunked down a piece of your paycheck for Jurassic Pork or Snatch Adams? My point exactly your significant other is buying enough for the both of you. 2. He wants more oral sex.Okay. You know he loves it, but you might not have any idea just how much. Men are simple creatures with three basic needs: food, shelter, and blow jobs. But he won't ask for more for fear of seeming self-centered. "I'm afraid that making that request would probably be the end not only of oral sex but of all sex," says Eric from New York City. So trea
Ideas Ideas Lol
1. "I can switch on my sex drive." Sensually supercharged women don't wait around patiently for the mood to strike. Instead, they set in motion the sex-psyching strategies that work for them every time. "I conjure up a favorite fantasy I imagine myself totally naked," reveals Cassie, a 29-year-old receptionist. "Whether I'm sitting behind my desk at work or I'm at the gym, I'll pretend my clothes are in a heap on the floor and that dozens of hungry male eyes are glued to my body." Another libido-lifting trick is to wake up your senses: Spritz on your man's cologne, brush satiny fabric against your skin, or suck on some fruit. "Taking time to engage each sense touch, taste, sound, scent, and sight will quickly kick-start your lust drive," advises Susan Block, Ph.D., a sex therapist and radio show host. 2. "My body is my pleasure palace." A desire diva doesn't waste time fretting about stubble and cellulite or wishing she didn't take so long to climax. Instead, she se
The Spoon
The spoon A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, "Steve's Place," and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replace
U2: Boody Sunday
Bbg And Stephanies Giveaway
Hey Ya'll, I am in the giveaway, i am going for a 3 month vip, i need 25,000 comments and if you come and help me out i will return the favor if any of ya'll need help leveling or bombing in a contest or giveaway...thanks ya'll..
Fluffy Starr Cd Release!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CD RELEASE TODAY - info & photo inside WHERE? Two ways to obtain the CD, and/or other goodies. Go to the official site, and visit the web store. Or a banner will appear on the front here (at my myspace). Click and go. Once there, be sure to check out the Customer Support page before shopping. It should answer all your FAQ type questions. WHEN? Store opens 12 hours from now. That is 12:00pm pacific time. And will stay open forever! WHAT ELSE? And now, for a new photo... Happy Halloween! x Fluffy. official site:
I am a ragdoll, stitched crudely and with many mistakes, I fall apart at the lightest tug in the wrong place, and Get mended, but I will never be the same, stuffing Falls out, and I am torn, my only friend is love, love From the one who made me, love from the ones who Play with me, they see past the bad stitching, past The rips and tears, past the little patches over my Body, and past my imperfect frame, I know I am not Perfect, and I do not want to be, I am loved because I am different, and I am something special.
Bite Me, It's A Good Song (and Ya I'm Listening To It... So There)
Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go on Far across the distance and spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near far wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime And never let go till we're gone Love was when I loved you One true time I hold you In my life we'll always go on Near far wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on You're here, there's nothing I fear And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on
I Love This Song.... Its, Like My Song....
My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you This fire rising through my being Burning I'm not used to seeing you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing My hands float up above me And you whisper you love me And I begin to fade Into our secret place The music makes me sway The angels singing say we are alone with you I am alone and they are too with you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing And so I cry The light is white And I see you I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing Take my hand I give it to you Now
Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity
Trust and youll be trusted Says the liar to the fool Lust and so what if youre busted? In love and war there aint no rules Do you believe in forever? I dont even believe in tomorrow The only things that last forever Are memories and sorrow Out of sight out of mind The motto of betrayal The prophets preach to forgive and forget Im sorry, but I am unable You went to lamour saturday night Red nails and lipstick dressed two sizes two tight His tongue down your throat His hand up your skirt Yeah Im a man But it still hurts Slut Whore Cunt I know youre fucking someone else (he knows youre fucking someone else) You had cock on your mind And cum on your breath Inserted that diaphragm before you left Practicing freelance gynecology Where theres a womb theres a way With you its for free Slut Whore Cunt I know youre fucking someone else (he knows youre fucking someone else) Done it before Time after time Refused to learn your lesson Gave ti
Happy Halloween ;)
happy halloween ;)
Neighbors With Benefits
When my wife explained to me what was going on with a friend of ours who is a neighbor on our block, I was surprised that my wife had made us neighbors with benefits to be available to her. For those of you who don't know, the term "friends with benefits" means that a casual relationship is developed between people who may have a sexual relationship, or near sexual relationship without necessarily demanding or expecting a more formal relationship as a goal. It is more than a one-night stand or just casual sex. Related terms are "buddies with benies," "cut friends," an "extended hookup," a "fling," "friends with privileges," "fuck buddies," or a "sexualized friendship." With this story, if it hasn't already been done, the term, "neighbors with benefits" is now included with that list. There is no need to get into the details as to why I was surprised by this latest development with my wife, and our neighbor. Suffice it to say, the skinny of it is that our friend has a religious ba
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Ever Dream Of Me
Ever Dream Ever felt away with me Just once that all I need Entwined in finding you one day Ever felt away without me My love, it lies so deep Ever dream of me Would you do it with me Heal the scars and change the stars Would you do it for me Turn loose the heaven within I'd take you away Castaway on a lonely day Bosom for a teary cheek My song can but borrow your grace Come out, come out wherever you are So lost in your sea Give in, give in for my touch For my taste for my lust Your beauty cascaded on me In this white night fantasy
psh the tv just broke well not really its froze odd... its back yay :)
Stay Here, Move To Ohio, Or Move To Mass.??
So feel like the weight of the world is on my sholders right now... i have all of these choices to make in so little time... they're all great choices, and they can all lead ro great futures...but the only problem i have right now is what i go w/.... my gut isnt sayin anything... and my brain is on strike... and my heart is already in a mess of its own... help help i need advice!!!!
Fighter- Lyrics
When I, thought I knew you Thinking, that you were true I guess I, I couldn't trust Cause your bluff time is up Cause I've had enough You were, there by my side Always, down for the ride But your, joy ride just came down in flames 'Cause your greed sold me out of shame After all of the stealing and cheating You probably think that I hold resentment for you But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through So I wanna say thank you 'Cause it makes me that much stronger Makes me work a little bit harder It makes me that much wiser So thanks for making me a fighter Made me learn a little bit faster Made my skin a little bit thicker Makes me that much smarter So thanks for making me a fighter Never, saw it coming All of, your backstabbing Just so, you could cash in On a good thing before I realized your game I heard, you're going around Playing,
Lost Feelings
i'll do anything for you no matter what the cost my body wants you but my heart is totally lost i feel your love but you don't feel mine everytime you cry i say it will be fine i know you love me but you don't know how to show it just come and hold me then i'll know it everytime you cry and with every tear that falls from your beautiful eyes another part of me dies that's when i think what should i do then i know i should just love you to so feelings aren't lost or forgotten just tucked away in a cloud made of cotton so here is my heart i'm giving it to you it's a little teared and a little torn but in the end it's loving and warm!!!
Romantic Nov 2
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Friday, November 2: It's easy to get tangled up in blue about a complicated aspect of your relationship, but loosen those bonds as much as possible. Yes, you should respect each other, but that means being flexible at times.
Dan In Real Life
This was a great romantic and family situation comedy. Steve Carell did a wonderful job. He wasn't too over the top like some comedians get in movies. He stayed true to the character and the situation he was in. Juliette Binoche was delightful. There were actually quite a few parts where you could tell her laughter was genuine...especially in the shower scene. You'll know what I'm talking about when you go see it. Anyway, this is a definite must see. I highly recommend it.
Birthday Coming, Another Year Gone.
Well here comes another birthday and I must say that this last year has been anything but boring. A cheating hubby (seperated from), A cheating & lying boyfriend found out, many new & wonderful friends made, new lust interests, new love interests and seperation from a child. I am not gonna say it has been a bad year but just very trying. I will say that I am very ready for that one true man that will do me right to step up and take charge though. I deserve to be treated like a queen and I will honor him forever as my king. I would love to have again that love that is eternal and meaningful. I miss love, cuddles in the dark, passionate nights, surprise kisses, gifts for no reason other then they love you and sensual showers with the one of your dreams. Doesn't anyone have romance and passion anymore? I know that it still exists but it has once again eluded me. I pray this year to get that great love and passion once again and this time have it eternally. Where is my soul mate, true love
Yes Its True
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Something That Made Me Feel Good
Ok so lately I been kinda down.Yeasterday my guy came home and was talking to me and what he said just made me smile and feel so good.He said I was the best female he has been with and that I make him want to be a better man.That made me feel so good to hear I love him so much.
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i'm tired...of men who say one thing and mean another.. tired of having to explain myself over and over the fact that i was in an abusive marriage and that i need to be more cautious this time around tired of being alone tired of searching tired of being the strong one, i want someone to lean on now tired of doing everything on my own tired of the bad luck that has followed me in the last few years tired of people saying it will be okay tired of empty offers of help...that sucks tired of dealing with a bitter ex husband, even though he won everything in court tired of comforting my kids alone when he cuts them down tired of explaining nicely to my kids that daddy didnt mean to call mom white trash, hes just upset tired of being sick so much, and having no one to help me tired of being put on a pedal stool, instead of being treated like the person i am tired of not being good enough tired of hearing woman treating a good man bad, and then wonder why he leaves tired of ma
Little Johnny
In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment?" Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
For Seb
Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothin'
Its not just him thats amazing the amazing thing is talking to him for 10 seconds and his ability to brighten up the worst day ever Think of how different it would be if you never met the one person who changed everything Someone asked me "why do you like him so much" but before I could answer my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said "dont even get her started I wanted to get over you so I listend a million things that are wrong with you. But in the end I realized it's your imperfections that make me love you like I do I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control and at time i'm hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Irish Sayings, Toasts, And Blessings
Sayings and Toasts May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. May those who love us, love us. And for those who don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if he can not turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we may know them by their limping. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. There are good ships, and there are wood ships, the ships that sail the sea. But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be. "May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face." May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whiskey, but be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching May your home always be too small to hold all your friends. Here's to you and yours And to mine and ours. And if mine and ours Ever come across to you and yours, I ho
Another Fake Gi Death Story! Reposted
This is another fake GI death story! IT never ceases to amase me how some of you people here have to resort to posting this fucking shit. Do you feel good about yourselves by stringing us along with this shit? Or is cause your just to pathetic to have any kind of normal life? You should be ashamed of yourselves for disrespecting our troops & America as a whole by posting this fucking shit. So if you are reading this, feel free to go to the first person below & tell them to go fuck themselves. Because this shouldn't be tolerated here. Thanks everyone! BTW: For those who don't believe me? Try doing a google search on this guy. Or go here: or Sgt. Nick Vaughan of Northeast Pennsylvania, left the US Oct 14 2007. He had volunteered his unit into Iraq from Kuwait a day early. The following day, there was not enough shelter for them all to get to safety. Nic
To Whom It May Concern..
i not going to have internet as of noon tomorrow for one reason or another so...yup. i'll pop in if and when i can, but dont expect to hear much at all from me till i get all moved into the new place in georgia. january-ish. miss ya'll
Candle In The Wind
New Bewb Contest
New Best Boobie contest on freakdaddys. You don't have to vote for me..but I'm on there. Last row all the way down on the left...tropical dress. Can't miss me. Theres some hot boobs on there for worth a look if you're a boob guy! Enjoy your weekend...whats left of it! XOXO, Aimeelynn
How's It Done?!
How does a guy like me bag myself a hot-ass babe? it seems like everything i do just seems to fail. Why is this?! It's so frustrating!! the only "Action" i ever get is wackin' off :p
hi sorr havent been gettin married...feb 14b wish me luck hugs to all
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Horoscope For Today
"Financial issues are on the table and your ability to juggle numbers and concepts in your head has never been stronger. It's a great time to experiment with new ways of handling your cash." LOL!! If only I HAD the cash to do this....!!!
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Today's Horror...
My horrorscope (not misspelled) for the day says... Your creative energy is practically overflowing today and you can't keep yourself from starting one new project after another. The good news -- well, the even better news -- is that other folks will pick them up later. For once, it's true!!!! lol Beware Fubarians. bwah hah hahhhhhhhh Who's going to pick up what later? hmmm My only question... I wish a wonderful week of love to all my friends! If you are feeling HALF of what I'm feeling, then life is perfect for you also!:P Who cares if it's Monday?!? Make it a great one! And, as always, my smile for you...:D
You Belong To Me
The Moon Is Out...
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I Am Done
I am so done with this, The Coward that treated my friend poorly has once again hidden behind his computer. You would think a real man would have had enough guts to just talk it out like a human and realize his faults, sadly no. This one is throwing a little pitty party to gain sympathy and play the victim when he needs to realize that he is the one at fault and he was abusive. Sad that our country has people like that in the military... makes me feel very unsafe at night. He comes on this site acting like he is the leader of some massive cult, not realizing that it is all just penis envy. He needs to feel like he is in power and will take advantage of women to gain that. He is a sad predator and women need know this. He is only out there to find a woman he can make his slave and when my friend realized all of this he got mad and retaliated the way all sick minds do... he should not be in the military... he should be in jail. so ... BEWARE WOMEN... THIS MAN IS VERY TWISTED AND WI
The Soon To Be Ex
LSD leads you To see a cow in a tree saying Moo Moo Moo
Who Is It??
'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then,this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay Daddy, just a minute.' A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it Daddy.' 'And what happened honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out o
What Do You Think?
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the docotor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." "My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. "It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." "So, what's your proble
Question Thing...
Found this on Lyns page, love it :D 1. Where were you 1 hour ago ?- Lying in bed reading one of my, what mike likes to call them, Girly books. 2. Who will be your next kiss ?- My youngest cat, then mike... :D. 3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you ? -the cover on my pilates dvd case. 4. When is the last time you went to the mall ? - last time I went to the *shopping centre* was yesterday, straight into the bookstore. 5. Are you wearing socks right now ? - barefoot... too hot to wear anything. 6. When was the last time you went out of town ? - at the start of the year, went to queensland for my stepmums wedding.. 7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days ?- couple of months ago, to see stardust, awesome movie. 8. What was the last thing you had to drink?- water in my waterbottle 9. What are you wearing right now ? - underwear and a fine sheen of sweat... I hate this weather 10. Have you been in a car wash? just a week ago to give my baby a
Bully For Wedding
JOIN KITTY AND MR DANKMAN FOR A SPECAIL DAY ! ♥SwtKitty♥Future fuWifey to Mr.Dankman(Please Read Profile)@ fubar ..Mr. DankMan.. soon to be fuhubby of ♥SwtKitty♥@ fubar
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Random Factoids That I Find Interesting
* A shrimp's heart is in its head. * The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. * Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. * Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your Ear by 700 times. * If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, Make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials Or their vehicles? * In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. * A duck' s quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. * 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting On them and photocopying their butts. * Most lipstick contains fish scales. * Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. * If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to supp
Get R' Done.... Help Hellcat Level 137, 068 To Fu-king
Please stop by and show her some love, shes always there helping others, lets make her Fu-King by the end of today, thanks so much, Much love xoxoxox Jen HELLCAT O'NINE TALES@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by.... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "MikeyX24kt" ~*DSC*~@ fubar
The Hardest Day Of My Life
Today....of all the hardest day of my life....It is Alexs birthday....and I had to give him up today....He has gotten way out of control and I cant have the chance of him hurting one of the others...He is moving in for a short time with his father...Its has to be the hardest thing I have ever I mean ever done.... I feel as if I have failed him....I am his mom...I am the one that should be caring for him! but I have had to make this change to protect the other people in my life....I am not saying his is some psycho mad man ....But he has just gotten out of hand...It maybe cause I work to much....It maybe he just really needs his dad...I dont know what it is but I know I feel like someone ripped my heart out of my chest....It hurts really bad.
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This Will Make U Think.....
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! > > > Read down to the very bottom highlightedin green, > IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS!!! > > > You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) > > > -VERY INTERESTING- > 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq! > > 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of > civilization! > > 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. > > 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. > > 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! > > 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in > Iraq ! > > 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. > > 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. > > 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten > tribes of Israel. > > 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! > > 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. > > 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! > > 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in > Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth > person in the Fiery Furnace!). > > 14. Belshazzar, the Ki
My Next Broken Heart *karoke*
Battery Operated
~Battery Operated~ Berated-elated, jaded, degraded- She waits patiently, basking in the red light- Her body a waste of art, her thoughts all torn apart Her stars aligned to face the south, her mouth a gaping hole- Lucifer screaming in her soul, begging to be released, for he cannot withstand such torture. She cries acid-like tears that crack the very foundation of her canvas. Her beautyan anguished paintingcolors running down and gathering around her pitiful existence. -A puddle of cruel rainbows in which she drowns- Battery operated and fadinga ticking time bomb. She implodes within. ~11/07~
Free Money-check It Out
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements
Chaztityny79 Sux!
ChaztityNY79 is a cunt she rated me a three now she must suffer LOL
I want to know, why am I so nice? I mean, the ex left me for his gf and they are living in our house. I call up the ex and she answers the phone and I can't be mean? I have to go over there today to get the last of my stuff and I tell her that i did not know if they wanted to be there when I picked up my stuff or not. I guess I might just be biding my time for now. Everyone keeps getting mad at me for making it easy for him since he was such an ass to me, but I don't know how to be mean and just can't, even when mean things are done to me.
How True This Is
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN IN DI A ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN IN DI A )he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled i t with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB .. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN France !! ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find
Prayer For The Home
Peace, unto this house, I pray, keep terror and despair away; shield it from evil and let sin never find lodging room within May never in these walls be heard The hateful or accusing word. Grant that its warm and mellow light may be to all a beacon bright, A flaming symbol that shall stir The beating pulse of him or her who finds this door and seem to say, " Here end the trials of the day." Hold us together, gently lord who sit about this humble board; may we be spared the cruel fate of those whom hatreds seperate; Here let love bind us fast, that we may know the joy of unity. Lord, this humble house we'd keep sweet with play and calm with sleep. Help us so that we may give Beauty to the lives we live. Let thy love and let thy grace Shine upon our dwelling place. written by: Edgar A. Guest
Tuna Rice Salad
This tasty Tuna Rice Salad has something of a Mediterranean taste about it, with lemon, parsley, chick peas, tomatoes and artichokes among the ingredients. To speed preparation of this salad, use microwaveable rice. Pack this salad for lunch instead of your usual sandwich. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups cooked rice * 1 can artichoke hearts, drained and chopped * 1 cup canned chick peas * 1/2 dry pint grape tomatoes, halved * 1/3 cup chopped red onion * 1 7-ounce pack of chunk white tuna * Juice of large lemon * 1 tbsp water * 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil * 2 tbsp freshly chopped parsley PREPARATION: Combine rice, artichoke hearts, chick peas, tomatoes, onion and tuna in a large bowl. Whisk lemon juice, water and olive oil in a small bowl. Drizzle over tuna rice salad. Sprinkle parsley, then toss well.Cover and refrigerate for at least two hours. Serve 6 Per Serving: Calories 212, Calories from Fat 35, Total Fat 4g (sat 0.7g), Chole
Shrimp And Mango Salad
Perfect for late spring or summer, this colorful salad makes a great lunch or light supper. The spicy dressing is offset by the sweetness of the mangoes and tomatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 pound cooked shrimp * 1 large mango, deseeded, peeled and cubed * 1/4 cup sliced green onions * 1 tbsp fish sauce * 1 tbsp soy or tamari sauce * Juice of 1 large lime * 2 tbsp water * 1 tbsp brown sugar * 1 tsp minced jalapeno pepper * 4 cups arugula * 4 small vine-ripe tomatoes, cut into wedges PREPARATION: Place shrimp, mango and green onions in a medium bowl. Whisk fish sauce, soy/tamari, lime juice, brown sugar and minced pepper. Pour over shrimp and mango mixture. Cover and refrigerate for 10 minutes.Divide arugula between four salad plates or bowls. Top with one-fourth of the shrimp and mango. Garnish edge of salad plate with tomatoes. Serves 4 Per Serving: Calories 150, Calories from Fat 17, Total Fat 1.9g (sat 0.3g), Cholesterol
Mother Vietnam
Mother vietnam, how hard it was for you to let your children go free-away from you and your love for them. You had to in order to set them free from evil men and their fight for power Mother,please don't cry Let me wipe away your loving tears, I can still remember your gentle silent cry when I left yourside. How you wept over your innocent children, who had to suffer under men who wants to rule the world. Mother, don't cry I heard the cry of the weeping wind. The warmness of the air is full of love and high hopes for your children. Mother, it was so hard for me to leave you- like a bird who's missing a wing and can't fly. Mother, don't cry I'm still searching for you. I will find you someday I'll always feel the same way until that day. written by a 14 year old girl Son Ngoc Kim
"dip Doodle"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat Grandma's stroodle 'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch You gotta gish, you gotta gash, you gotta wax Grandma's mustache And lay out here socks and make sure they match Whoa, you gotta help out your Gram Slappety dappety sling skism skasm bing bang boo A yip, a yap, a snippety snap walla, walla scrappy dappy doo Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang Zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo A piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man choo Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doo
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation He's a good-hearted man Volunteers at the library He'll help you find a book on whales He's a thoughtfull man Rememers your birthday Says God bless you when you sneeze But there's a problem It's not your average problem But it's a pretty big problem His hobby is moyda His hobby is moyda He'll eat a hamboyga Then commit moyda He's a friendly guy He waves to all the joggers Children use his backyard as a short-cut He's a real sweet guy He always recycles Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay He's a great, great man He'll sign your petition Then proceed to compliment your new haircut But there's a problem It's not your average problem But it's a pretty big problem His hobby is moyda His hobby is moyda South
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I just woke up feeling like I was run over by a bus. Wish I could lie back down and sleep but every time I do, I'm right back up. I think I'll be headed back there in a moment though. Other than that, I have been at my new job for 3 weeks and I love it. Despite getting screamed at for 8 hours a day, it's something that I've wanted to get back into for a little under 2 years. My son is doing wonderful. Feisty as ever. He's up north this weekend with my parents so I hope he's having a blast. Have a great night everyone!!!
I Am Hated For Loving
I am hated for loving I am hated for loving Anonymous call, a poison pen A brick in the small of the back again I still don't belong To anyone - I am mine And I am hated for loving I am haunted for wanting Anonymous call, a poison pen A brick in the ... ah ... A brick in the small of the back again I still don't belong To anyone - I am mine I am falling With no-one to catch me I am falling And there's still No-one to catch me Ah .. Anonymous call, a poison pen A brick in the ... ah ... A brick in the small of the back again I just don't belong To anywhere I just don't belong Mmm ...
In Flanders Fields
In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. In memory of the 11th hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month. In remembrance of all our allies.
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The Man I Dont Ever Want To Live With Out
This is my hubby he is the best please check him out to help get him points ... thanks every one.. ONEBIGCAT@ fubar
Wwe Match!!! Unforgiven- Undertaker Vs Kane- Inferno Match. Best Match Ever!!!!!!!!!!11
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Job Hunting
as i was leaving church yesterday, i was stopped by a friend of mine who is the plant manager at a cabinet factory. he offered me a job working in the shop there - temporary work while i'm looking for a job in my field. then last night my aunt called and said that a friend who serves on the county commission here wants me to turn in my resume for an IT position with the county. i don't know if i would want to work for a government entity, and it's been a couple of years since i last worked in any kind of client-server environment. oh well. i'll send them my resume anyway. it can't hurt. maybe i should dust off my UNIX and Cisco books... grrr i knew i should have renewed my CCNA certification last year. oh well. so anyway, i have a couple of leads. maybe something will turn up soon.
To Those Born Between 1920 And 1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweig
Granted Prayer
He pulls her close to taste her sweet lips against his. How he has longed for this moment since the first time they met. She tilts her head up and her mouth involuntarily opens to receive him. Their mouths join, tongues entwine. Their passions begin to release in waves. Not stopping for breath, he wraps his arms around her waist and holds tight as though finding a raging storm. She lifts her arms up to encircle his neck as they continue kissing for what may well be an eternity, though neither senses time passing. This is their moment. Loosening his arms, he places both hands on either side of her hips and lifts her until he is standing straight. To him, she is almost weightless. When they finally break their kiss, he nuzzles her along the cheek, ear, and neck inhaling her scent deeply. He will never forget this moment, her smell. It is rose petals and mints. Slowly he opens his mouth, bares his teeth, and begins to nibble her neck and shoulder. She quickly wraps her legs
Wedding Announcement
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Just When You Thought You'd Heard All The Dumb Blonde Jokes!
She was Soooooooo Blonde ... > > * She thought a quarterback was a refund. > * She thought General Motors was in the army. > * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. > * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign > here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." > > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... > > * She tripped over a cordless phone. > * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can > because it said "Concentrate." > * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and DON'T WALK." > * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... > > * She studied for a blood test. > * She sold the car for gas money. > * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice > instead. > * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, > "Airport Left," she tur ned around and went home. > > She Was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... > > * When she h
Good Day, Sunshine!
I just looked out the window and the sun is actually shining! Can you believe that? Here in N.E.? Ok well, maybe not actually shining, but it is making a darn good effort to try and break through the clouds. Ugh! Never mind, more clouds! Should have know that was a fluke.
How Do You Like Me Now By Toby Keith
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Help Her Please!
Hey Everyone! My friend here Slave Princess really needs our help! She is going for a Happy Hour and the 1st 2 to make it to 50,000 wins one. She is less then 20,000 from meeting her goal soo please if you have a few minutes at least please click the pic below and spank her with some commnts! Would help her greatly! THANK YOU! Please rate blog thank you =)
Thrown Into Space
when there is nothing that is asked from the world but except for some breathing space some quiet time to enjoy sunsets or even the first fall of rain why is there doubt cast over? shattering the beautiful sunrise and blanking the open sky muting every honest sound even thunder brings silence yet you see the trailblaze of lightning crack against the dark clouds and you feel the torment of wind its fury, hearing it in your mind the sorrow of the scorned still, it is silent the silence, deafning and damning * * so i take my place under the chaos of the world where darkness comes close to kiss the light and the light pushes the darkness with the hope that maybe just maybe another day that comes its first light will not bring sadness, no grief no worry or even no pain but only the joy of knowing that your lonely heart still beats it still feels even without sight even without sound it can erase every memory of hurt especially the ones that there were no w
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Rude Joke?
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!
I'm A Princess
Now this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trish For I am a Princess... My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so, I outrank you.
Any Early Day And Late Night
I'm up earlier than usual, thanks to first early text messages from Atari Brad, then calls from Thora Nang...shortly later I dragged My ass from bed for one of My usual marathon calls from Anna Valentina(damn, you can't shut the two of us up when you get us together, my poor cell phone was beeping for a recharge and about to scorch My face).So, now that I did a littler niteflirt, it's up and out the door for the daily gym workout. I'm seeing some more definition. Yesterday, the total time of My hike and workout was a consecutive hour and 45 minutes. I've upped My work out to include a few new machines on some small number of reps. I also decided that the stairmaster annoys the crap out of Me. It's not painful, it's just agrivating because you feel like you are in quicksand. You want to fly up the steps and it's just dredging and sluggish!!! I want to scream at it, "Move, you piece of shit!". It is bad enough to be going nowhere, but it's even worse to literally be "going nowhere
The Road We Have Taken
The road we have taken The choices we have made The mistakes that we have made. it is all a part of life. we lose friends we gain friends, but sometimes we say things that we dont mean. We hurt our friends and dont even realize it. Let's forgive and Forget, we all choose different roads sometimes, and sometimes we dont agree, we dont like the same things. But please dont turn your back because of the road i have taken. My life hasnt been easy but i know i am not alone. The road we have taken seems to have led us apart. But i know some where in time there was a strong friendship. A friendship that many would love to have. A friendship i thought time could never take away. We live in different states, but that hasnt changed the way that i feel. The road we have taken some how has led us apart, and i dont understand why. Maybe it is because we live two different lives and we cant do the things we would like to do. I will always love you no matter how far ap
Trying To Find The Reasons Why
Trying to find the reasons why, trying to find the reasons we should remain friends. Trying to find the reasons we all cant get along. Trying to find the reasons why, why we pretend to be who we are not. Why we cant just be ourselves. Trying to find the reasons why, why we have to hate eachother and argue all the time. Trying to find the reasons why we all cant be friends. We all cant be together, but why let distance come in between. Trying to find the reasons why, why we have to fight just to be on top, when being yourself will put you on top. You may never be a hero, or a fancy model, you may never be rich or live in a castle, but the reasons we are here are very clear indeed someone somewhere needs a friend and i will be that friend if you give me the chance. Trying to find the reasons why we all cant be friends.
Friends Or Not / Truth Or Lie
well i am back this time i think i am goin to lay everything left on the line frankly dont care if it hurts any ones feelings.i have been coming to fubar after being invited by a real friend. well i have been hit on n told this n that bout from every one i know. i dont care how people feel at this time, but when you come up and try to play games with me like this one girl. i try to be a friend n tell her what to expect from fubar n how people specially guys are. bascialyl tells me to go fuck off but later she coming back saying im so sorry you was right. well make me giggle i tell u this you want attention one these days u goint o get more than u bargin for. when some one tries to be a true friend what u do basically say oh i know this bout this guy or know that bout him but when that guy hurts you. ive ALWAYS truied to be here n you always saying oh your a good person n friend but still you keep thinking im blind and shit u act like im not around. when i am around most the so called f
How To Poop At Work...yes, I Said Poop!!!
HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY: This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompani
The Final Word...
The Final Word Don't try to say you're sorry for all that you've done. Don't sit there gloating, thinking you have won. The things you said were bad enough, but it's what you did in the end that broke my heart to the point it's at, where it may never mend. You stabbed and cut and made gashes so real, that I don't know if I'll ever be able to heal. That last lonely word you spoke was the final blow, for that is what hurt me the most, more than you will ever know. "All it takes is one final word and all hope is gone."
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The Mushrooms On The Ground
Shows the way So enticing Life altering Colorful Fun Wonderful Unbelievably careless mistakes Eventual demise of your soul
22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat
22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that h
My Special Son Christopher
When they told me he would never talk, I taught him to sing. I mimicked his little sounds until he began to mimic mine. When they told me he would never walk I taught him to run. I put his little hands in mine and helped guide his feet toward our goal. I fell to my hands and knees and raced along the floor by his side. When they said he would not read I began showing him words and teaching him sounds. When they said he would not write I gave him a crayon and said you can and he became a poet. When they said he would live in his own world I opened the doors to mine and waited for him to enter. Now when they say things I raise my voice to the heavens. God hears me and gives me strength to help him overcome the limitations they say await him. My son is autistic. High functioning and bright and incredible in a million different ways, but autistic nonetheless. When he was very little I was told he would never be reachable, never talk or
Interesting Quiz About Violence
How violent are you.. Your Result: Edgy If you are provoked enough you'll do something about it. In a bad situation you have a small chance of kicking ass. For the most part you keep it real.Risque Antisocial Ice Cold Killer Chilled out How violent are you..
Guns N' Roses--don't Cry
okay...just sitting around and curious...what isss the whole fu-married bidness? i'm fairly sure i know, but the whole assuming thing...AND, i guess i'm a fu-bachelor wanting a fu-girlfriend(huh?!)!
Paulms Of A Meth Addic
A Trip To Barnes & Noble
I have always been attracted to an intellectual man, and what better place to observe them, than at a bookstore. I imagine going into Barnes and Noble, and browsing around the store. I casually look through the romance novels, and then go to the non-fiction area. I see him standing in an isle, and he is reading about World War II. He is about 6 foot, dark hair, and he is wearing khaki shorts, light blue polo shirt, and leather sandals. His skin is light tan, and he has dark eyes are running all over the pages. He looks up, and our eyes meet. I smile, and I walk over to the next isle. I am not a fan of history, but after looking at him, I will pretend I am for a day. I walk down the isle, and I pick up a book on the holocaust. I read the back cover, and I catch a scent that is not familiar. It smells clean with a hint of musk, and it made me think of being kissed on my neck softly. I look up from the pages to find where the scent is coming from, and beside me is the source.
Cum For Me (erotica Story)
Close your eyes, just for a moment and picture me standing behind you as you work, Im right there behind your chair, standing close to your body. You feel my hands come to rest on your shoulders and you sigh as I squeeze them gently, leaning back against me, no words are spoken none are needed, its a moment of comfortable silence. Slowly I let my fingers follow the route of your collarbone, trailing down over your chest, enjoying your warmth through your shirt. I lean harder against you, conscious of your head pressed against my breasts, aware that my breathing has already changed in manner, your closeness arousing some deep animal pleasure within me. I slip the fingers of one hand inside your shirt, touching, exploring your skin, I can feel your heart beating steadily. Leaning down I kiss and nuzzle the back of your neck, just above your collar, just below your ear, you murmur words I cant quite hear. I let my fingers trail lower still; you can feel my hot breath agains
Should I Or No?
Ok... I got a scouted for a modeling site... so far it is legit... basically how it works is you put your pictures on a page and modeling agencies and stuff like that look through it and if they feel they need you they contact you... but i don't know if I really want to put myself in that world.. especailly me b/c i would be considered a plus size model (if u remember Tocarra from america's next top model I'm her size when she was on that show)... and lord knows its hard for them... all the pressure and critisim... plus i have two children at home and if i do get picked to do somethin I would most likely have to leave where I'm at. But on the plus side.. It is a lot of money and a good oppertunity...
How To Handle A Husband
Body: A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. My wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor an
Why Me ?
You looked my way.... Why me You smiled.. why me You asked me out... Why me.... You gained my trust.. Why me You said you loved me... Why me I belived in you... Why me You hurt Me.... Why me Because I am the biggest fool around..... that's why me
Cops Life
AN OFFICER'S LIFE You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding" He just worked an accident where someone died because they were going too fast _________________________ You wonder why that deputy was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He goes in to work, still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before. __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs 10-39 to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his gun is clean and loaded, and th
Cave Club Jumbo
Talk softly and carry a big stick. Really big! Price: 6.99
All About Me
Ok thanks to all who have come and visited my page on my first day,,, I am sorry if i didnt respond to u all but my shoutbox was going mental... Please keep in contact all i love u all... As most of u know my main aim is to increase my size all more of me to love,,, yes lol it is weird or strange to hear a woman who wants to be much larger but yes infact i want to try and double or triple my size,,, in my stash u will see a simply beatuifully large woman, i think she is absolutely gorgeous,,, makes me look sick and aneroxic,,, i strive to be at least 500+ lbs by next April,,,, I am gorging myself to the extreme to add the extra pounds but as u can see doing it slowly so i dont get the ugly stretch marks,,, just the gorgeous round belly and the massive boobs and yummmy butt. MMMMMM i am so horny right now thinking of how hot i am going to be,,,, Funny thing is when i was younger i starved myself to be a stick thin person,,, now i have given up and love me for me,,, and want to i
Stop Wishing And Start Taking Action.
Feeling the progress If you merely wish for more, what you'll get the most of is frustration. Yet when you make use of what you have, what you'll get is real accomplishment. When you complain about your situation in life, what you'll get is a lot of destructive, depressing anger and resentment. When you use your situation as a platform from which to move forward, what you'll get is the life you choose. What you have does not matter nearly as much as what you decide to do with it. Where you are now is trivial when compared to the direction in which you are moving. And you can move yourself in a positive, fulfilling direction no matter where you happen to be. You can create the life of your dreams no matter how much or how little you have with which to begin. All the money in the world cannot equal the value of being alive, aware, and able to take action. That's exactly what you have in this very moment, and it's a treasure beyond compare. Take the magnificent opportunity
Need To Be 21 Today !!!!
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/18/07;
All my life I been trying to fail! Finally I found something I'm fuckin' successful at!
Done With Bombing
Sorry but with all the drama on here ive decided to quit bombing or joining any group until further notice it was fun and have no regrets i just feel better that this be done. sorry Tami this is something i feel needs to be done. When i said drama i didnt mean the family you guys were good to me i just like to go solo for awhile.
Help Needed
need help at my lounge the lumberyard bartenders,bounsers,door greeters
Don't Overlook Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is dead! Long live Christmas! The gods of commerce called for the head of Thanksgiving, one of America's most important and original holidays, long ago - and the greedy, consuming public obliged. We put aside giving thanks and bringing family together in order to take advantage of a good sale at the department store. Forget the turkey and dressing, pass me the sales papers. It is amazing that we need three months to prepare for a one-day holiday. Now I can see you need a little extra shopping time for Hanukkah, since that lasts several days. But Christmas is just one day. And anway, it's not about buying gifts, is it? I'm not sure anymore, it's been so long since anyone has shown me the true meaning of Christmas. I'm still trying to hold on to November being the Thanksgiving month. You know, telling the family you're having the meal at your home, warming up the oven the night before for the turkey and dressing, getting the cranberry sauce ready, cleanin
Vermont Tree Cut Out For Capitol Appearance
Published: Saturday, November 17, 2007 By John Curran The Associated Press A55-foot balsam fir that will serve as the official Christmas tree of the U.S. Capitol was harvested Friday in Somerset, beginning a 10-day tour that will stop at veterans' hospitals, soldiers' homes and museums en route. "It looked the best; it was full; it was tall enough. It was just right," said Kristi Ponozzo, a spokeswoman for Green Mountain National Forest, where it was cut down. The 44-year-old tree, chosen in August by U.S. Capitol horticulturist Theodore Bechtol, was felled and prepared for shipping in a festive, hour-long ceremony trimmed with traditional yuletide touches. Snow fell lightly, a 60-voice Castleton State College choir caroled and a Calvin Coolidge impersonator addressed more than 250 people -- including Olympic snowboarding champion Hannah Teter -- who gathered in a muddy clearing deep in the forest to watch the harvesting. "It's a tree that will bring a piece of Ver
For U
1. whats ur goal in life 2. who would u marrie 3. are u an honest persone 4. what would u like to be doing 5. if some one said to u that u won a million bucks what would u do or say 6. what ur fav color 7. whats the one thing u love the most in ur life 8. if u had a chance to have me for 1 nights 2 nights 3 nights 4 nights 5 for good 9. whats ur most wildest fantasy u ever wanted 10. do u like the fu 11. is this annoying u ok ok i know whats with the questions, well i actualy would like to know u better and plus im curious to see what answers there is so if u pls answer them for me and ill give love to ur page
No One There
No One There Hitting. Yelling. Ears always ringing. "Just leave me alone!" She yells into her arms Craddled around her face. Hiding away, In a corner Of her dark room She wishes she could be alone. With no one there To make her weak. No one there To interupt the quiet sniffles As she let's herself go. No one there. No one there. Argueing. Trowing. Picture frames breaking. "Just leave me alone!" She cries into her hands Cupped around her face. Hiding away In a corner Of her dark room From the threatening hands outside. She wishes she could be alone. With no one there To bruse her cheek. With no one there To interrupt the peace As she let's herself go. No one there. No one there.
Am I A Magnet?
Okay, so my mom decide to have a garage sale on the spur of the moment and asked me to help. Being the wonderful daughter that I am I said, sure!!! Well would you belive that like 3 women that were just short of being called totally insane stopped by. I found out the entire life history of one of them, including a list of miscarriages, now mind you i bad for her but i don't know her so i don't think she should have told me all of that, and how crappy her inlaws treat her and so forth and so on. WOW!!!! How crazy. Anyways she finally left, and then this other lady gets there and starts complaining about her crappy job. Yet another woman stops by and makes faces at me about the first lady who got there then leaves. The other lady who was still there tells me that the one who left is a thief and that they can't stand each other. I swear to you that I didn't have a therapy offered sign on my house. I have a tendancy of attracting people who spill their guts to me while i just sit there and
I Frwrded "mental Feng Shu" Today This A Reply
If you are over 50 and you wake up with a woman you don't know, it is most likely your wife Thanks this is very true LMAO!
Twisted Up
i feel old now why you ask... lol i was playing twister with a 9 and 7 year old girls and they beat me every time great huh we are taking a break from playing
Time Is Like An Oceans Wave...
Time moves on like an oceans wave The emptyness inside has made me a shallow grave. Imposters we are, searching for love Blinded by fantasie's of what we dream of. I would unlock the door,If I could imagine the key Mysteries unfold, Unreal to me. Pain has it's pleasure, It's called desire Endlessly burning from sufferings fire. The need to be needed becomes the strongest emotion and yet, Time moves on like a wave in the ocean... was written to be a verse in a song.... unknow author....
So i met this guy, who I thought was decent, it was the most odd thing. He was real nice and sweet at first, seemed to have his wits, but later, totally scared me off. Not 2 days after talking to me, he decides to tell me that im "his" And I quote... "You're mine!" he said that like 4 times, I guess staking his claim? Im not sure, it was a difficult thing to accept, because the feeling wasnt mutual. i hardly knew him and wasnt too comfy with him telling me I belonged to him. Especially since I didnt feel anything for him. I tried to see if it would level out, but every day, I dunno, he seemed to sink deeper and deeper into this rutt. he got a glimpse of my myspace, with pictures of me hugging my MALE friends, guys ive been chummy with for a good number of years. He was MAD, and got off the fone with me. then Sunday, he calls and acts like nothing is wrong, he was really chipper. It was kinda crazy. then when he tells me that he wants me to move to Ohio with him sometime this spring,
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/20/07;
The penis enlarging shit is getting to be too fuckin' much, I don't open em now but the few times they opened it's 99% to the email on my site! I been getting shit that says, "An erection in 30 minutes, blah fuckin' blah..." WTF? So if I take a pill in the parking lot, or similar place, the female has to fuckin' wait up to a half hour? I don't know about anywhere else but chicks, in NY, don't allow for men when you, or she, draw ya gun it better be ready to fire LMAO!
To Whom It May Concern
FUCK YOU theend. P.S. if you are wondering just who "you" is... HAAAAAAAAA it's to the fake ass fucking people that wanna be my friend. Don't know how many times I gotta tell people I don't want no new fucking friends. FAKE PEOPLE PISS ME OFF! to the definition of fake people I mean: 1. whom don't keep their words and promises. 2. whom puts on an act to try and act cooler ----note that shit don't make you cool. it makes you pathetic. 3. ones that say they love you and don't fucking mean it. 4. ones that think they are king shit and can get away with anything and everything. ----you are all going to fuck yourself over hard watch it. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I don't see how it's so hard to just be yourself. Don't lie to me. Don't be a fucking fake 2-faced punk ass bitch. be different....BE REAL that's all I ever fucking ask for. not much pure and simple BE YOUR FUCKING SELF! Don't be me, or him or her. It's not flattering seeing people trying to act like me. it's str
Hello, Do to un-foreseen events i will no longer be able to continue on fubar. as of this friday i will no longer have a place to live. yep being thrown out to the street. atleast this time i will have a car to use for shelter if i cant find any thing else temporarly till i have enought $$$ to get a place where my heart is.
What Is Your Favorite Color...hehehehe
Yellow: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire. Pink: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg. Purple: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate
Help Needed!!!
Every Woman Should ..
Every Woman Should Have one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own... even if she never wants to or needs to... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... a youth she's content to leave behind... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age... the realization that she is actually going to have an old age and some money set aside to fund it... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored... a resume that is not even slightest bit padded.. a feeling o
Going "nowhere" Or "now Here" ?
We decided that it was no good asking what is the meaning of life, because life isn't an answer, life is the question, and you, yourself, are the answer. --Ursula K. LeGuin How many times have we felt like we were drifting aimlessly, constantly searching for meaning in a world that seems so mixed up, seeking direction but getting nowhere? But looked at differently, "nowhere" becomes "now here." When we take things apart, stand back, and examine them from a different angle, we often find we held the answer from the beginning. Sometimes, when we're convinced we are the problem, we discover we were the solution all along. When we look for true understanding, we can be sure it exists in this moment, and that we can find it within ourselves. What question do I seek an answer to today?
A Rate And A Comment!
For Savannah?? xox
My Husband Is Forcing Me To Do This!!
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar
My Thoughts For The Night
I shall wake up with a song of gratitude in my heart. I will thank the angels for the miraculous process of life that I notice vibrating all around me. I am glad to be alive, I feel blessed by the angels each day. and i feel blessed to have all of you as my friends may you all have a life time of happness (((((HUGGS))))) to all HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL FROM THE WORMTH OF MY HOME TO YOURS BLESSED BE TO ALL
Thats Right
I'm home from the bar give me a hell yea
heres my list of people I care about as friends and fam that care about me too list will be updated as they come to me ~*~Muerte Bella...Baka's Wifey...S.W.A.T....DSD...Ms. Crew Radio...Eurasian Bunny...~*~@ fubar
You Need 2 Know Ladies....
YOU NEED 2 KNOW LADIES.... Current mood: creative Category: Romance and Relationships 12 ways to know when a relationship is going bad.... 1. You just wanna kut a motha fucka all the time 2. His dick seems to have gotten smaller over the years 3. He went from putting money in your pocket to taking money out your wallet 4. His homies start looking real good to you. 5. You can't stand his voice, face, colonge.... nothing about him 6. You love him to death when your not aroud him 7. You start thinking about all da real nigga's you dissed to fukk wit dis dirty ass nigga. 8. You cook all the shit you know he don't eat 9. You go to sleep right after you get some head. "NO COOCH 4 U!!!" 10. You always got a head ache when he trying get some. 11. When you two go out & you pointing bitched out for him... 12. When that nigga tell you " I'm a find somebody that want me.." & you pull out your phone and start callen bitches for him... This usually
More Abuse Of Power
Thanks to alex Jones website - "A man was tased and arrested on a Utah highway after being stopped by an officer and refusing to sign a speeding ticket because he did not understand what offence he had committed or why he had been pulled over. The encounter, captured on the police car camera on September 14th and released this week, is the latest in a long string of incidents involving the unacceptable use of Tasers by officers on citizens whom the evidence reveals are in no way threatening, acting unlawfully or resisting co-operation. The video shows the Utah Highway Patrolman pull over Jared Massey and his pregnant wife who also had their baby with them in the car and ask for Mr Massey's license..." follow link for video and commentary: This is clear evidence of further abuse of civil liberties in this country!! Follow the link and decide for yourself!!
Alone On These Days
I know I posted this up once before, but for a depressed and lonely soul like mine it fits the all I need is a bottle of vodka and a way to forget the holidays are anywhere near me. There was New Years Eve But not for me. Valentine's Day But you were away. Saint Patty's green You weren't to be seen. Easter came and went Alone was how it was spent. The Fourth of July You promised but lied. Labor Day was so bad I was the one who was sad. All Hollows Eve You were a ghost to me. Thanksgiving Dinner You weren't a winner. Christmas Day.... Whats left to say, You weren't here to celebrate Forgotten holidays, I still wait.
Surprise Day Off
What's both a good and bad simultaneously? Not indulging in the drinking of lots of champagne with my friends because I "have to work tomorrow", waking up at 6:30, driving my ass to work, only to be called while in the parking lot to be told "you don't have to work today, there aren't any surgeries scheduled". Someone was "supposed" to call me YESTERDAY to inform me of such, but it didn't happen. I guess I'll look at it on the bright side, as in, yes it sucks that I had to wake up early, but I have the rest of the day off. What to do...what to do?
Born And Raised
Really Bored
so im sittin here bored.any suggwstions what to do.its freezing outside and theres nothin to do!watching the news and laughing at the dumb butts that actually take this black friday way to
I would appreciate my friends and family, especially new people on my friends list, please rate all my stash and pics, not just a few but all of them, like you would like them in return. THank you. Have a good weekend.
Breathe Lightly
The Death Of My Friend
I found out my friend was murder on thanksgiving ,He was a friend for years,Please keep us in your prays tonight,R.I.P my friend till we meet again,Watch over me.He will be deeply missed thank you everyone. Crystandchuck4us
Let Me Go 1,2
Let me go, let me go, let me GO Her eyes were wet, glittering and panicked, tear stained lips pulled back from white teeth into a snarl, breath coming in diminutive alarmed pants, small yelping noises escaping from her throat, desperate. The mans grip on her arm was tight, unrelenting, bruising. It dug in harder, threatening to snap her arm like a twig, bringing a pained yelp to her lips. She could feel the asphalther shoes had long ago been lost in the struggleand broken glass digging into the soles of her feet. Were it not for the adrenaline that coursed through her shed have fallen long ago in agony. The blacktop was coated with her blood by now, both from her feet and from the bloody nose and the small knife wound the man had afforded her. The crimson flow dripped down over her eye, staining her blonde hair, making it stick in her face, half blinding her. Still s he fought, a gazelle in the jaws of a crocodile, knowing she was dead but refusing to accept it. Dimly she won
Simple Decoration
SO.. here we are just a short hop from thanksgiving. Todays agenda... to get the house out of it fall jacket and into it's Santa Suit. Christmas has always been special to me. My mother was a big one for getting it all together usually the day after thanksgiving. I didn't quite do that yesterday.. though all the fall stuff is down and put away... the christmas stuff is laying all over the place. Today I will get the tree... and make my house festive. Simple elegance.... LMAO.. are you joking.. I do it up country simple. Quilted wall hangings and stockings, folk art nicknacks abound. Oh.. did I mention my love of REINDEER, Gingerbread and MOOSE> Keep those freaking snowmen away from me. Not real exciting huh? But you know.. when I decorate Captain Morgan likes to help out.... sometimes he even brings a big of Eggnog along with him. (Vanilla Spice is the best...thank you southern comfort. LOL) So.. enjoy your day.. I will be enjoying mine.
Nothing Left To Give
Broken Promises Broken Dreams O don't know how to smile anymore Take what you want Leave me in pieces I live in the darkness of your lies I have nothing left to give Still, you want more Shelfish greed Take my life from me Take it all Beat me down Kick me again Leave me broken you will go away Find another Then come back To take some more For all this It is my fault That you are unhappy Because I have nothing left to give 12-09-2006 Jeff Hargis
Behind the wire is my collection of things that happen in prison. Yesterday I was called a "White Devil" by a scawny little white kid that claimed that he "wasn't trying to case no problems".
I'm Sorry =(
>i bet NO guys will repost this ;i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorr
The 5-minute Management Course
Subject: 5-Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you $10.00." Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: 1. You have tennis elbow. 2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. 3. It will be better in two weeks....... That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could
Fuwedding Invite
BROKEN ANGEL & DOUGHBOY WEDNESDAY,NOVEMBER 28th,2007 IN JENS BBW FORTRESS @ 12:00AM EST CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW TO COME SEEE US EXCHANGE OUR VOWS (repost of original by 'ANGEL OF VENGENCE~*~MENTAL MADNESS CO~OWNER' on '2007-11-25 22:07:16') (repost of original by 'Doughboy~Bartender for Jens BBW Fortress~Brokens Future Fuhubby 11/28' on '2007-11-25 22:10:42') (repost of original by '~~Mom~~youngblackthor fubar freak' on '2007-11-25 22:14:27') (repost of original by 'Broken Angel~~Bartender for Jens BBW Fortress~~Doughboys Future Fuwifey 11/28~Nails Stalker' on '2007-11-25 23:30:56')
Life's Little Annoyances
They are just that....little annoyances...not manditory thought pattern directives. Don't let a relatively small setback ruin an otherwise beautiful day. Choose instead to take it in stride and quickly get back to being positive, productive and effective. Don't waste your time being outraged or offended by someone else's careless, inconsiderate remark or gesture. Use the opportunity to strengthen your valuable sense of patience, and move on ahead to something that truly matters. Life's little annoyances can quickly add up to have a big negative and destructive impact if you let them. Fortunately, you don't have to let them. Instead, you can choose to let them go. You can decide to see the small, relatively meaningless annoyances for what they are, and move quickly beyond them. Do you really want your attitude to be held hostage by rude, careless, inconsiderate people or random events beyond your control? Of course not, because within you is a positive purpose that is big
Interesting Question
So my boyfriend's brother came in for Thanksgiving and spent the weekend with us. It was a blast and I'm glad I got to meet him. They are definitely brothers LOL. Anyway, one day while we were sitting around relaxing he asked me a question that I thought very interesting. Really one I had never thought of and one that, of course, made me think even more after we were done with the conversation. He asked me if diamonds represent love to me. My answer was no and he pointed out that is how they are marketed. I agreed and the conversation was dropped. We went on to other things of course. Don't get me wrong, I, like many women, love diamonds, but no, they don't represent love to me. Now if I was given a diamond and told this is to show you just how much I love you, then yes, it would represent love, but as a whole, absolutely not. Call me crazy, but it's true. What represents love to me would be the stone that he spent the time searching for, and once he found it, thought, this is
The Man Of My
Don't know what to tell ya fellas, but if you got a voice like this... nothing brings me to tears like hearing him sing...RIP
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers Release Date: May 25th, 1999 Track Listing: 01. Intro 02. Jake Jeckel 03. Bring It On 04. I Want My Shit 05. Bitches 06. Terrible 07. I Stab People 08. Another Love Song 09. Everybody Rize 10. Play With Me 11. Jack Jeckel 12. Fuck The World 13. The Shaggy Show 14. Mad Professor 15. Assassins 16. Echoside 17. Nothing's Left Card Info: Emerging from the Dark Carnival like phantom smoke drifting into the minds of men, they are the Amazing Jeckel Brothers. A chaotic duo of juggling masters; Jack "the sinister" and Jake "the just" juggle the sins of mortal men. The price of admission to their show is a mere human soul. When death creeps 'round and life decays, the departed spirit will begin its journey. A vision of a candle will begin to form like a distant dream with billowing smoke rising from its eternal flame. In this thick haze the deceased will begin to see an image of Jake and Jack Jeckel juggling red balls between themselves. Each ball
How To Make A Woman Fascinated By You
How To Make A Woman FASCINATED By You NOTE: If you haven't taken a few minutes to check out all of the different programs I've put together to help you learn how to meet and date the kinds of women you've always wanted, then maybe now is a good time. Go here for the goods: I've learned a secret to impressing women that I'm going to share with you in this newsletter. It's a secret that probably not 1 in 1,000 men knows or will ever figure out on his own. The REASON that most men will never figure out this particular secret is that it's TOO OBVIOUS. Let me explain... I personally think that most men feel a very powerful desire to IMPRESS women. If you watch the way a man behaves when he's talking to a woman he's just met or a woman that he's on a first date with, you can SEE IT. Maybe you've been there yourself. I know I have. Many, many times, in fact. The feeli
I Am Soooo F*cking Pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SOOOOO F*CKING PISSED OFF I AM F*CKING SHAKING! I got a phone call about 9:15 tonite by my sis. Apparently my great aunt was using her walker, which I told her shithead bullshitter lieing son of a bitch husband that it needed to be fixed. How did the f*ckwad fix it....DUCT TAPE! Yeah...take care of it *MY* GODDAMN ASS! So she went out to her sidewalk, her walker collapsed and when it did she hit her head on her fence which has these pointy heads! This happened at 5:00PM and my sis didnt bother to call me till 9:15PM tonite because the bitch knew I would be fucking pissed off! My grandmother had to make her call me! So we had a shouting match between me and her no for good dipshit of a man...fucking pussy ass fucker who is a fucking piece of lieing shit and cant get his dick out of his fucking ass husband. I AM FUCKING LIVID! I am gonna see her tomorrow at the hospital. I will make my choice on either staying longer tomorrow or leaving at nite. I should have fixed t
Palisades left in memory, Snow-capped mounts where crystals glisten... 'Tis your cry to which I'm drawn, To this sweet melody I must listen. Pitted granite channeled deep, Ageless flows winding through... Your toils inspire reflection As to why I ever left you. Mammoth towers Heaven bound, Leaves the shade of envy, Swaying gently to your breath, You will alwys exist within me... In my heart where beauty's stowed, And mind where visions linger... Upon my breath whose words I borrow, Until I am beckoned by Death's cold finger.
I Am Me
I am a woman. At times even a lady. And at any time, a willing, passionate, talented partner in bed. I also like to be held and talked to during those lonely hours of the night when i feel so alone in the world, crying into my pillow. There's never anyone to hear me or to care. Maybe i should become the kind of woman men seem to like: A perfect 38-24-36 and the type to simper and flirt and act dumb for a man. But that isn't who i am, and i will not be that kind of woman. Or accept the man who wants me that way. Still, nights like tonight the loneliness is overpowering. I begin to doubt in the kind of woman i am. I wonder when, if ever, there will be that man who can appreciate me and see into my heart and soul... and realize the loneliness lurking there. With the need and ability to love someone until we're old and gray. And who trust in the woman i am to keep the heart and soul of her man safe from harm for all eternity.
This Is Wicked
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Give Her Love!!!!
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This Should End All 3 Bear Storys
This Should End All 3 Bears Stories...... Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It's empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it's also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that yo
To hear your voice, to feel your touch, to see you smile, Is not to much. To hear your heart beat next to mine, to taste your kiss just one more time. To be in your arms all through the night, to awaken from dreams to a wonderful sight. To have you love me for just who I am would blow all my senses and be so grand.
The Goodbye Poem
Well this is it, It's time to go. There are just a few things, That I want you to know. We were friends, Just for a short time. The bad thing is, You were never mine. I am never going to forget you, Not even if i tried. If I said otherwise, Don't believe me I lied. It's going to hurt, Not to have you near. I wish that, I could always stay here. There is just one thing, Left to do. And that is to say, Goodbye to you. Tyler Montgomery 14 Sept 01
I'm going to go shower and wash the rest of you off of me. Take your smell off of my chest, and scrub you off the rest. Because everywhere I go I smell your smell, Everybody I talk to, it's your story that I tell. When I wake up in the middle of the night, it's your name that I yell. So maybe I can wash my sins away, and be alone in bed tonight. I'm going to drive, drive so far away I will forget how I feel today. Take your memory off my face, and run away from the rest of you. I asked a preacher and he said if its a sin turn away, I just wished it didn't have to end this way, so in turn while i'm here. I might as well pray, I might as well say, everything that I feel. It hurts when I get no return, even when I kneel. So I wish I could wash the rest of you off of me. Since i'll never get drunk enough to forgive you, Maybe I can drink enough to forget you, The farther I am the less I wish that I can, hold you again. So now I'm so far away, just like the song states
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Update On My Back
I went to the Dr. again today, and he has ordered at least 12 weeks of treatment. At the end of treatment i will undergo more x rays and possibly an MRI. This is because he suspects a bulging or herniated disk. If this turns out to be what is going on I will have to undergo back surgery. He also feels that I may need to have a medically necessary cosmetic surgery as well, but will now more after the treatment that I am to do. So there is back in a nutshell..LOL... I'm in good spirits and am feeling a little better, still having some pain and spasms, but nothin I can't handle. I will begin my treatment tomorrow, and will possibly be going 2 -3 times a week for treatment. (he feels that many times a week is necessary *eye roll* I guess I have to) I know that there is not other way around this, but I still don't like the idea of needing this much treatment, but I will do what I need to so that I'm in better health for myself and my son! So for those that care....t
Dag I Am So Sorry.....promise Not Too Do Again
I need more points so I can do shit!
Cheating Hurts
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
I want to wish my good friend on fubar a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. And many more
Hey All Read This Blog(about Missletoe Contest)
Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game. I mark my tags in a way that I will recognize, so cheating isn't
Feeling Betrayed
You came to me for help, i gave you my all. I went out of my way to help you and for what. You got what you wanted now your friend is pushed aside. You used some one's friendship to achieve your goals i hope your happy with the results. If thats your kind of friendship no thank you i will pass i dont need it. It is better to be alone then have so call friends abusing friendship. proves my point alone in darkness is by far better then the so call light. my destiny was the cold path of darkness and it is what i shall follow. Dont claim to be my friend you are not nilla is not for this dark one. Cold and hard is what you push me to now live with it. Some may not like this blog and at this point i dont realy care any more. Enjoy my art but no more will be given this dark one shall go where it was writen . I am a Dark Master and that is what i shall be. I wish you the darkest of nite CreedOne Last BreathMusic Video Codes By Music I
Good Vibes
ok.. here is the scoop I want to move lol I live in town.. and my boys go to school about 15 minutes away from where we live. The schools close SUCK. Now I used to live in small Mayberry type town. Had a horrible shitty landlord. Kept raising the rent .. got it up to 650 for a 2 bedroom apt. So we moved.. came to this house. WELL... now he has a house for rent.. right across the street from my mom in Mayberry lol. 3 bedroom house.. big yard and across from my mom!! cant beat that right!!!! Well its the same asshole landlord. I sucked it up and called about it tonite.. and of course he figured out who I was. Does it sound hopeful? I HOPE!! This house wll save me so much in gas per month... a much safer small town for boys to be in. I can taste how much I want to be there. So pray for me..meditate.. light a candle. whatever you do.. send me good vibes for a good house!! lotsa luvin xox
51 Days:
51 Days Body: A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a b
Get Me Agift
Face To Face--poem
FACE TO FACE I long for the day, we're face to face, and I gaze, into your eyes. Tenderly I will embrace, With a heart that's twice its size. I'll lightly touch, your parting lips, and press them close to mine. A time for me to come to grips, With a love that's so divine. My arms wrapped tight around your waist, In a hold that won't let go. To be here truly, I am graced, My love I do bestow.
Time To Be Together
Christmas Comments by
For Stacy
There are so many words I cannot say, when I look into your eyes. I want to be able to tell you one day, but I'm left speechless every time that I try. You have stumbled across the key, and discovered so much more. You found a hidden place in me, you found my heart and opened the door. And I cried in pain of fear losing my dear friend. Will it ever be the same again? If it passes will it be the end? I realized it was worth so much, as I lie in bed at night. So I allowed my soul to be touched, without even putting up a fight. Are my eyes deceiving me, Are you playing games, just to prove I care? Someday I will see, Or will the love just suddenly stop? your footprints are still on my heart, your friend I'll always be, as long as we always try, to keep the friendship between you and me.

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