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A Dreami had such a strange dream last night,it was a mix dirty birdy was there i dont remeber exactly what happened except we wereat my old house in my old room fucking around and then i was driving and i saw my friend josh and he was a grocery boy apron and everything but had a staing so i threw him a tide to go pen he let if fall inthe gutter and down the drain i was pissed he yelled at me and i drove away then i was with someone trying to find a new place to live and it was all to much to i cried and woke up because my face was wet ..i was really fucking crying i dont know what to do
I'm Gonna Be Gettin Married!I am now engaged to my girl of more than two years. Sorry if ya'll thought I was single. I never told people cuz no one really asked. Except one person on here asked me if I did have a girl. And I told her I did. Everyone else just thought I was single. Sorry to tell ya that I am now engaged.
Just A QuestionEnough love.........???? a question to ask yourselves. Do you have it, or just imagine you do.
There is no difficulty
that enough love will not conquer,
no disease that enough love will not heal,
no river that enough love will not bridge,
no wall that enough love will not throw down,
It makes no difference
how deeply seated
may be the trouble,
how hopeless the outlook,
how muddled the tangle,
how great the mistake,
enough love will dissolve it all.
If only you could love enough,
you could be the happiest and
most powerful being in the world.
RromaThings this far back are always foggy, but let's try a theory on for size. When the Rroma (the Gypsies) left India, some of them had Ravnos traveling with them. I don't think a lot did, but some did. When companies of Rroma traveled from kingdom to kingdom, they had to get writs of passage from local authorities. Sometimes they couldn't get the writs and sometimes the writs weren't of much use --- a note from the far away king isn't of much use against bandits on the road --- but for the most part they kept the Rroma safe. It seems a little strange that the Rroma, who were, by all accounts, generally mistrusted and accused of awful crimes, could easily gain audiences with kings and lords and obtain notes of safe conduct. That's where the Ravnos traveling with them came in. The Vampires had a much easier time gaining access, and earning writs. But of course, in Europe they didn't have such an easy time of things. Any given Ravnos was no more likely than his caravan herd to speak the lan
How To Make Her Think About YouHow To Make Her Think About You
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If you've seen the classic cult movie
"Swingers", then you probably remember the part
where the guys are discussing how long a guy
should wait to call a woman after he's gotten her
phone number.
The scene really hits home for a lot of guys
because it gets down to a real-world situation
that we all confront and ponder.
I get a lot of emails from guys asking me what
to do in this very situation.
The more I've thought about it, the more I
realize that this particular question (and the
answer to it) are part of a bigger, more important
CONCEPT about how to deal
Stingcakes...they're Comin' To Getchapancakes...some people find them to be elegant, delightful, fluffy pieces of morning gourmet pleasantness....when they think of pancakes, they think of warm, lovely goodness covered in tasty maple syrup....when i think of pancakes, however, all i see is death.you see, friends, pancakes are a deceptive group of creatures. their fluffiness makes them seem harmless...but they're very deadly...very, very deadly. i've seen one snap an old woman's neck before...no lie. anyway, it's not hard to see how deadly pancakes are when you notice that they very much resemble these creatures...
that's right....pancakes and stingrays are one and the same. need proof? the proof is right here...
that's right....stingrays float around in the watery wilderness with butter and maple syrup on their backs. that's photographic proof right there....not photoshopped, not touched up...nothing. stingrays equal pancakes...plain and simple. stingrays, of course, are like the grim reapers of the animal kingdom...abo
Losti wish i could disapear, unzip my skin and leave it here. things that i once thought was real all seem to be a figment of my imagination... i guess i am noone again ... this time im not letting ne one in, ive lost alot of friends on this journey not sure if its a good thing ... But in life you sink or swim ... my shoes are seeming to fit any more and once again i am a book that can not be read thank you to all the people in my life for putting up with me, to all the jaded and the fake, im not perfect just like you... for all the times i forgot to say i know i ment something at some time to you ... thank you for being you ...
Terrorwhen i finally went to sleep last night it was awful at first it was nice day and i were living in this cabin house witha deck all around the house we had a bunch of people over but we were trapped inside and someone was outside and had stuff inn the house rigged to hurt us it was like a horror film a couple of our friends died it was dark and i could see someone out the window a little so i ran to every window trying to figure out who it was but they were to quick
50 Lessons To Ponder1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. (One written by a christian, of course)
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. (Another Christian one)
16. Life is too short
Comfortably NumbHello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
O.K.
Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Youre Clear - As A Heavy Lead CurtainInfected Video - Bad Religion lyricsBad Religion Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Now here I go,
Hope I dont break down,
I wont take anything, I dont need anything,
Dont want to exist, I cant persist,
Please stop before I do it again,
Just talk about nothing, lets talk about nothing,
Lets talk about no one, please talk about no one, someone, anyone
You and me have a disease,
You affect me, you infect me,
Im afflicted, youre addicted,
You and me, you and me
Im on the edge,
Get against the wall,
Im so distracted,
I love to strike you,
Heres my confession,
You learned your lesson,
Stop me before I do it again
Youre clear - as a heavy lead curtain want to drill you - like an ocean,
We can work it out, Ive been running out, now Im running out
Dont be mad about it baby,
You and me, you and me,
I want to tie you, crucify you,
Kneel before you, revile your body,
You and me, were made in heaven,
I want to take you, I want to break you,
Supplicate you
Little April Was Not The Best Student In Sunday School.Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on
her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour," But April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good,"
and April fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted,
IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK
IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!
The T
Im Not A Victim Anymore, Im A SurvivorAcquaintance Rape
Over 80% of rape victims know their attackers. As children you were warned not to talk to strangers. The fact is you are more likely to be assaulted by someone you know: a friend, date, ex-boyfriend, classmate, neighbor, relative or employer.
Acquaintance rape and date rape are more common than left-handedness or heart attacks or alcoholism. (Warshaw, 1988)
Acquaintance rape is using physical force, emotional bargaining, blackmail or mind games to force sexual intercourse, fondling, kissing, holding ... any sexual contact forced on you by a stranger or someone you know. If it is against your will, it is against the law.
One of the most common types of acquaintance rape is date rape. If you are a female between the ages of 16-24, you run the greatest risk of being raped by a date. The use of alcohol or drugs also increases your risk. In one study, 74% of the men and 55% of the women had been drinking or using drugs prior to the sexual assault.
Date rapes often
A Bit Further Down The RoadThe road was scenic … High cliffs, talk pines and ocean beaches … surf crashing on rocks and high plumes of water jetting up . Twist in the road keeping my focus and the woman leaning against me holding me and my desire. A sign came into view . Scenic turn out one mile . I made a fake yawn … “ I need a little break from driving.” I said. “Good idea ! I could use a stretch .”, She purred . I slowed and eased off the road and followed the turn out up to the off the road parking . She let go of me and I zipped my fly . We got out of the truck … there was a picnic table set on a white cement slab over looking the ocean and pacific coast highway below . A short rock wall surrounded the cliff overlook . Except for the manicured perfect look of the place it was obvious that it was not used much . We walked out to the rock wall and stood there hand in hand watching the surf pound the rocks . The jetting water made me think of sex and cumming .. The ocean always has had a unique sexuality
Just MeYour Personality Profile
You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.
You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval.
The World's Shortest Personality Test
BreathlessBreathless
I wait for him
to see his eyes when they find me
never taking them off of mine
as he moves closer, slowly
stops within an inch and smiles
the lightest whipser
of his lips against my cheek
his hand finds my shoulder
still watching me
he kisses my eyelids
as his fingers surround my neck
we move, swaying slightly
a dance few would notice
he presses his lips to mine
squeezing my throat
that I bare for him
my trust is in my hunter
he makes me breathless
MeHA .. they gave me a blog.. Lord and my subject of choice as normal for me is sex. ~LOL~ Look Yeah I am a freak due to ......well I believe in a woman pleasure and doing what it takes to insure such. I have done alot and lookign to do more. I have a friend that says he WILL not go south on a woman, Well after I told him that I told his girl ( out of flirtive actions which I cant help). A pretty lady needs to knwo she HOT. ANyway. I told him that I told her. that I would lick her wet and then dry. Lick her stright to sleep. For me its not my pleasure that matters. its the woman.
Hell I can get mine anytime. But to please a woman. and insure that she is satified. Well that takes work, and alot of guys dont want to do that. WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH THEM. I rather be known as the man that did rather than the man that was not worth a damn.
Guys please your woman give her what she needs because what you want do, there is always a guy out there who is more than happy to do it for you. Thi
What Kind Of Witch Are YouWhat kind of Witch are you?
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Grandmother's Brith Control PillsGrandma's Birth Control Pills
A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
Things That Piss Us Off1. When people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where
my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the bathroom is?
2. When people are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say, "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, 'it's always the last place you look.' Of course it
is. Why the FUCK would you keep looking for it after you've found it? Do
people really do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!!!
5. When people say while watching a film, 'did you see that?' No asshole,
I paid $12 to come to the theater and stare at the fucking floor.
6. When people ask, 'can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved.'
Stupid Questions~ Real-life DilemmasReal Life Dilemmas
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing rin
Ancient Chinese Sayings"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."
"Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."
"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"War not determine who right. War determine who left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"
"Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
The Devotionin life we come into this world and we receive things it's not untill later on in life when we understand that giving some little things it makes room for bigger things, and better things, and sometimes we can love something so much we forget about everything else, when giving the unexpected we sometimes foget that once apon a time somone gave us the unexpected to, and the unexpected could be almost anything, from love, to atttention, to cars, to money, to sometihng in life, and you can buy a lot of things in life, but when you give your devotion to somone, it's not just a gift it's a promise, and to keep that promise is rare and a gift that is far from the norm of todays days, and I give my devotion to my family, and I have kept that devotion, and will continue to give that gift with the uttermost sincerity and love.
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Witch Hunter Robin Episode 12I have been looking for a while for this episode in youtube and finally I found a discription of it as I was looking for Norse pics. So I copied the title in youtube and found it. Sorry for the subtitles and all, but I think you will total understand why I have it.
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Quotes - Family"Look. I was pissed off!" That's all I could say. I really felt that I wanted to do that shit. At one point in time, I really wanted to do that shit. For real." - On Kim
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him." -
"My family has never been there for me. They expect things because we're blood."
"It was an honor to hear the words out of Dre's mouth that he liked my shit. Growing up, I was one of the biggest fans of N.W.A, from putting on the sunglasses and looking in the mirror and lip sinking, to wanting to be Dr. Dre, to be Ice Cube. This is the biggest hip-hop producer ever."
"I would never fucking put them in a rhyme. I don't even want them wondering if I was trying to diss them. I got a lot of love for them. I grew up on that shit. The other rappers, whatever. "
10 Thoughts For 200710 Thoughts for 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it norm
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ReflectionThere she is smiling
She looked exactly like me
My carbon copy
Natural
dark hair
Slender
skinned with sharp features
Everyday she walks around with a fake smile
She lived like this for quite a while
She carefully created a clever mask of illusion
She wears to hide her pain and confusion
You can't see behind her eyes
What really lies beneath it all
You don't know when she crys
Or when she is afraid
You can't see the real her
Because she trys to hide her face
She hides in her corner and in the rain
And cries her eyes out so no one sees her pain
But I can see the fears that she trys to hide
I can see the scars inside of her
She was alone
she was afraid
She can’t try anymore to bandage her wounds
There are too many
As I stand here and watch her
I feel this emptiness inside her soul
Standing in her own pair of shoes
Being wary of things she choose
It’s like an endless fight
She has more losses than wins
The road she has travelled
Bridges she has crossed
She
RespectPeople stop and stare they just don’t understand
Where’s the respect and privacy that once we all shared?
So what if this girl says Master or Sir to her loved?
What business is it of there’s?
This girl might wear bruises and keep her head down
But no way as she defeated nor doing anything wrong
She loves her life and the way he leads her
No other would compare
Only others in lifestyle would understand.
The love and respect as tenfold
What vanilla people have
Nothing can compare
The excitement and sensual aspects
Are beyond rival
Let us live our lives
Like we let you live yours
Don’t judge what you don’t understand
Don’t point fingers because we all know
You don’t care
Talking about others
And fixing there lives
Just makes you feel your
Poor vanilla world is Better
So judge us if you must
Stare all you want
Because this girl knows
The truth you wish you
Could do the things we do…..
Dark!I can not see
It’s too dark to think
I’m so scared
Can’t find any of my friends they all left me
I’m sitting here all alone
Crying and crying but nobody knows
No one cares enough to see the pain burred in me
All the secrets that I hide
So I tell them to my knife
He talks back and tells me I’m worthless
That no one cares about me
They’re just going to let me bleed
As my pillow turns a dark red
I know tonight I will meet my death
One more cut and I’ll be gone
All I see is dark.....
Fight To LiveIf you really loved me
If you really cared
You wouldn’t abuse me
You would be there
I stand by you
As you hit me in my face
All I ask is for you to stop it
And remember your place
The pain it hurts
But it’s not why I cry
It’s not the bruise that scars
Or makes me want to die
Its every night I stay alive
Living in this hell in fear
Every night I make another incision
All of my red tears
Is this really what counts?
Is it all that matters?
You’re taking away all my beliefs
And cutting is my only relief
You didn’t only break my hope
You smash my heart
This is my life
That you keep making fall apart
A-z About Me1. A is for age: 21 on March 12th
2. B is for beer of choice: none
3. C is for career right now: Factory Worker
4. D is for your dog's name: the one I used to have was CJ
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Bra
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Supernatural
7. G is for favorite game: God Of War
8. H is for Home town: Mt. Washington
9. I is for instruments you play: Making glasses sing, does that count?
10. J is for favorite juice: Apple/Prune
11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: Jessica
12. L is for last place you ate: BurgerKing
13. M is for marriage: looking like its never gonna happen
14. N is for your full name: Casandra Gayl Snow
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: when my baby was born
16. P is for people you were with today:Allen and my baby girl
17. Q is for quote: True knowledge is knowing you know nothing
18. R is for Biggest Regret: Not doing something I should have
19. S is for status: in a r
To Make Me StayMy heart
My home
To see you under moonlight
Ahhh, what a sight!
But even in a pinch
Seeing you in the cold light of day
Would
Empower me to stay
Instead of carrying you around with me
A folded photo, creased and bent
Floundering in a wallet
In my pocket
You have the say
To make me stay
Would You?Would You SurveyTake This Survey at Quizopolis.comWould you eat a bug?yesWould you bungee jump?yesWould you hang glide?yesWould you kill someone?yesWould you kiss someone of the same sex?yesWould you parachute from a plane?yesWould you walk on hot coals?
Cherry AddictionI'm pretty sure I am addictied. How do I know this you say? May a list work? Cause that's how I roll.. yee haw!
1) I'm taking pictures of my ass for pts.
2) On my break I IM on here
3) I consider my fake money as my bank account.
4) #3 makes me sound poor. And I am!
5) I sympathize with the asian girl in Apocalypse now..
6) CherryTap is on my favorites..at work..at hoome..on my cousins computer..the one in the library..the one at my sisters library.. I don't go to my sisters library!
7) I realize that in a man's life that addictions like alcohol, tobacco, and sex can be addicting. Who knew that marachino cherries remind me of being on the computer?
8) I've bombed more sites than an Iraqi civil war.
9) When you can exhale only when you sign into your account..you know you have a problem
10) You take more time in writing about this than you did your high school essays!
Ty and yes I am a Cherry Addict
Net Is Downok so my net is down for the count hopefully ill have it back soon i miss you perverts hahahah im becoming less and less hopeful about actually having a life seeing as i cant even afford low income housing what the fuck do i havew to whore myself to fucking live...im so angry ..basically if i live here i stay in a one bedroom with my mom and a roomate or i pick up and just move where i dont know i dont really have a place to go except organ and you know what im sorry but its just a little too close to my asshole dad who didnt beleive his best friend could hurt his daughter..fuck you fuck you...thats one of the reasons i dont trust people you asshole .you always said youd protect me and take care of me but you werent even there when i told you something awful you prick ..anyways so i dont know maybe i should just be emo and fuck off and die haahahaha help me help me help gotta love empire ...oh and im using my friends computer ...so an y of you people who have my # hahah basically peopl
Brain ChemistryRejoice kids! It's Brain Chemistry weekend. This is the point in the year when my 'anti-straight-edge' life style reaches (one of) it's peaks and I attempt to make contact with higher consciousnesses (word? Fuck it). So I'm planning on sitting somewhere quiet outside and ingesting psilocybin. Shrooms to you. I'll let you know if anything happens. Other than me trippin my nuts off.
AriesAries
You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.
You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.
Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
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Trump And OdonnellWho really gives a shit how these two people feel about each other? Why is it so news worthy? I would think other news would be more important than these two. Is our lives so empty we have to follow exploits of celebritys. Why do we care about opinions of celebritys. They have to tell us how to vote and what to think. I don't mind if they do adds telling us to go out and vote but not who to vote for. So many use their celebrity status to get on soapboxes to tell us what to think.
Tell The Truth On This.2007-1-12 3:0:36
1. Whats your Name?
2. What do you think of me?
3. Do you fancy me?
4. Would u kiss me?
5. would u fuk me?
6. prefer ORAL or ANAL?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Wots ur ultimate fantasy?
20. You ever had a 3-sum?
21. Ever had sex with a stranger?
22. you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
23. wot 5 words describe you best
Patience Gone, Let's Make A Deal!So back in June I was given a promotion with a modest pay increase. I wanted more money but they explained why it wasn't going to happen. The one thing that made me feel better was the promise of a few thousand more per year on January first if I were still here and then a cost of living increase in February. Well guess what...it's January, just got my first pay check for the year. NO RAISE IN THERE. I asked my supervisor/manager/higher up and he says that they want to wait until they review everyones pay in February. That's bullshit! I was promised this money by the president of the company and didn't get it. I am getting pushed off and am so pissed. I plan on having a meeting with him when he gets in sometime this morning.
At first I was so pissed off and didn't want to talk to anyone. Now that I have sat for a little bit and checked the job ads i am cooled down some. I am still aggrivated! Time to negotiate.
SinsFame's fame and not sex
Sex's sex and not friendship
Friendship's friendship and not kin
Kin's kin and not sin
Sin's sin and not sex
Sex's sex and not fame
Fame's fame and not sex
~ So Sad ~I asked for help this morning with my son contest and what did i get 1 nice person to help me out i am trying to stay in the lead and it's hard when it's only me doing it for all those i helped in their contest thanks alot for all the help u have given me as of now. when u want help it is there from me and when i asked nobody shows up and put in the effort like i do well i'm remember next time u ask for help!
thanks
maria
Reading A Hottie's MindSex, Sex, Sex
Today I vex, cos there is no sex
Tomorrow I vex cos there is sex
Amazing that sex excites me one moment
Yet the next day I momentarily regretfully repent
When I experimented with
Moments of sex
Today I cannot get enough of sex
Today I itch for sex like a bitch
Today I yearn for sex and ask when, when, when?
Today I dream of sex and juicy sex streams
Today I want sex & hunt for my first & last ex
Hit me with a sixty-nine
That will do me just fine
Hit with an orgy of sexual erotic ness
Scream out a forgery of moanful gladness
Sex, Sex, Sex
Today I vex,
Because of sex
Sex, Sex, Sex
Today I vex with my ex
Because there is no sex
Today I think sex with a flirty wink
I think of sex and its erotic stinks
I think of sex and the colour pink
I think of sex and how it all links
In a city of sexuality, creativity and longevity
Today I embrace sex
Like all races I embrace sex
Go back to history and trace
When sex was plastered on this place
Still Need Comments Pleaszcome-on i know you can give a lil more help! it only takes a few minutes of your time. please click this photo and vote and comment bomb me. muach! sandra
Public School Funding???Public school funding???
Let me say, I don’t have a problem with spending for education, so don’t make a judgment until you finish reading this.
Just a few weeks ago, I got a notice that the school district in my home town was going to hold a referendum vote for some extra funding for the local schools. This vote was asking for just shy of $500,000. I know for some of you that this will not seem like a lot of money, but in a town of just a few thousand people it is a huge extra tax.
They were asking for the money for busses, curricular learning materials, technology improvements, and costs related to the before mentioned.
Ok, what exactly are they asking for a half million dollars for, I think for that kind of money they should be showing exactly what they are spending it on. I have discussed this with several of my friends, and they think the list is through. I don’t think it is at all, how many busses? Are they new or used? Are busses actually needed at this time for the
Return The LoveIf you are one of my friends then you know that i usually show love on your page or have rated most of your pics. If you are a real friend please show some love. I'm tired of friends that i'll rate all their pics and they don't even say hey on my page. I think i'm goin to do like many people before me. It's time to clean my friends list. Show a little love over the weekend or you'll be deleted. The people that have been showin me love all the time have nothin to worry about. ^_^
Peace!!!
NausciousTerrific doped evening with swinging lies, lighted up as a carnival carousel. Dreams strutting through the night as well is the tar in my veins. The noise from her bright lies trumpets an offbeat, flat and rough, percussion, beating in my brain, sending pressure through and through, but no crack to escape from, bouncing.
I never miss a note of it. 'Till on and on it fell unspun, away the haunting bright lights of lies, away trumpets and beating presssurized percussion, off with it all, black and still and stale now, almost dusty. My tarred veins once heated, now run cool, then so my whole carcass runs cool too.
I spoke not one word from my lips. Yet my aching brain did encourage such chit-chat with her to solve my twirl. "Couldn't the magic in my head your head figure how to bring back some light, and even to turn it to a true tale of a pipe dream, to bring it back to the then and living..". pleaded my head..
Spinning in my head while the world so straight,
TanningToday was the PERFECT day to go tanning and so I did .. I was all by myself .. Grabbed by keys to the place and my lotions .. etc.. and headed there .. was Wonderful just what the doctor ordered .. I could have stayed forever but didnt want to cook myself . so im going back tomorrow hoping that ill be alone again . I just LOVe that this place lets you have keys to the place when they're not open .. WOHOOOO Yea me Im getting all tan .. well .. I thought Id show ya the bed I was in .. dunno why . just felt like blogging about it lol
Best Comment Ever.I love comments. This is the best I've ever gotten:
are you retarded???
This from a man who voluntarily puts extra holes in his head.
Yes. I am retarded. All of us tards wear beanies to make sure the normals can stay clear of us when we approach.
The New House RulersDemocrats recaptured the House last year with promises of transforming Congress into a more accountable and open institution after 12 years of Republican dominance. Last week, they got their first whack at reform with a series of House rules changes, just as Republicans had back in 1995 when they became the majority party.
The Democrats' first order of business, shutting down debate and forbidding amendments, received the lion's share of media coverage, with both Republicans and Democrats charging hypocrisy. But this needs a bit of explanation. When Republicans took over in 1995, they too didn't allow amendments to their new rules package. What has been lost in the coverage, however, is that it is assumed that each new governing party enjoys the near-total freedom of reconstituting House rules.
However, the 1995 Republicans on the whole did allow debate and amendments when the discussion shifted from rules -- which apply only to the House and take effect immediately -- to their l
Newwell im new to this so hello..
Laws Of The Natural UniverseLaw of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen
K01. Has your best friend ever made you cry?
yes, but not for something bad.
02. What make is your digital camera?
I don't remember
03. What was the last thing you took a picture of?
my brother playing basketball
04. How old is your dad?
52
05. How many cousins do you have?
a ton
06. Do you have deep theories on religion?
not "deep" per say.
07. Have you heard of Derek Acorah?
no.
08. What do you think of Simon Cowell?
he's truthful.
09. Who has the most beautiful voice you have ever heard?
Brandon Boyd
010. Do you wear mascara everyday?
no
011. Are you articulate?
yes
012. What was the last movie you watched?
Spiderman 2
013. What do you buy online?
concert tickets
014. Do you have a large garden?
none at all
015. What do you enjoy most about autumn?
the scenery
016. Is your house haunted?
nope
017. Don't you think Youtube.com is genius?
sure
018. Do you post music videos on your myspace?
no
019. Who was your favo
PoemsTired
Tired of caring i really dont know why i do..
I care for u and get nothing back..
Tired of loving
tired of loving u
i have tried time after time and day after day..
I have cried my self to sleep because of u..
Been so mad at u then hear ur voice an forget y...
Im tired tired of it all i dont give a damn if u ever fucking call..
I dont want u.. im tired of ur lies..
The next time u come ill kick ur ass..
~ Mens Chest Contest ~~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~
Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this.....
rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man.
1st man......
Contest will run from 1/16 thur 1/23
for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it.
thanks
~ Maria ~
~starting A New Kind Of Family ~~~ Attention I'm Opening Up A Family ~~
Angels Of CT Family
where we will help each other out with comments,rates, contest.
But people we will keep it fair and we will go around and help each other out and our friends and family members
anyone we know and those that we don't know. If u want to join my Family just send me a message inbox and we'll get it started.
Thanks to everyone for reading this...
~ Maria ~
Click on the pic...
~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~@ CherryTAP
Kid JokesWhat do golfers use in China?
China tees!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!
In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions, in the Park?
Well, dandelions!
What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
Why are goldfish red?
The water turns them rusty!
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
TimeYou don't know what you've got til it's gone...I've seen a number of friends, family and neighbors have to leave before their time was up...and none of us will get out of this world alive; all we can do is make the most of what we do have in this world. Spending time with friends and family is the best thing you can do.
This Will Make You Feel Old!!Anybody under the age of 16 should not read this,...and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '90 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs.
AAAAAAAH real monsters.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps."
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the c
'twas The Night Of Thanksgiving'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump.
Your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, your pies take the
~ Grandma And Grandkid Contest ~~ Grandma and Grand kid contest ~
I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter
please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in
1st person to join is...
Contest will start 1/15 thur 1/22
Will count comments and rates as final scores
thank you
maria
~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP
Gateway To Ascensionhttp://www.myspace.com/earthwhore
This is the Eartwhore myspace page on which you will find the song gateway to ascension, my newest track.
Lyrics will be posted into the "words" blog asap.
QuizAccording to experts, I am : 93% KinkyTake the Kinky Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
I Am Who I AmI am who I am.
I dont' pretend
to be something
I'm not.
So if you don't
like what you see
or read.
Then it looks
like your ass is
in the wrong damn place.
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
And to everyone on my list this is for you
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
EmptyCall me a Pinata.
Paint me in bright colors.
Then take a stick
and beat the shit out of me.
This song is for you
The hidden part of me.
Darkside Radio Playlist 1/16/07 & Worldrock Radio Playlist 1/20/06Here's Ya Button For Winamp...Tune In, Rock Out!!
Here's Ya Button To The NEW Microsite...Tune In, Rock Out!!
The Genocydal Empyre v2.0
Playlist for 1/16/07
8:00pm - 10:00pm EST
1. The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 (Faith And The Muse - Cantus) (6:05)
2. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18)
3. Collide - Somewhere (6:16)
4. Immune System - Bornless One (4:37)
5. Encoder feat. Razed In Black - November (6:43)
6. God Komplex - Sin in Numbers (3:41)
7. Mankind is Obsolete - Still Right Here (4:17)
8. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18)
9. Gasr - The Light (5:10)
10. 6Bit - Damned (6:24)
11. Cockfight Club - Vampyric (6:56)
12. REGENERATOR - ORGANISM (5:15)
13. BAD CAMERA - Sustain The Pain (3:45)
14. Deepest Symphony - Psycho 101 (3:21)
15. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18)
16. Stabbing Westward - What Do I Have To Do? (4:09)
17. Digital Dream - Industrial My Love (4:19)
18. Descendents Of Cain - The Face Within The Mirror (4:07)
19. Android Lust -
HikingWell Galen and I have it set up that next year around this time (towards march) that we are going to hike the entire Applachian trail. We will start in Georgia and walk all the way to the end in Maine. We are looking to do it in 6 months. so right now we are saving up our money and buying bits and pieces of camping equipment here and there.
This is the first time that i have ever done something like this before and I am bound and determined to finish it.
We are going to hike a portion of it this summer out in south carolina and camp out there for a couple of days.
Sounds like fun, huh? i am getting excited. i get my hubby all to myself with no distractions whatsoever.
Wanna Help Me Out??This is not a contest....so if you have the time stop by and leave a comment on my pic please. No need to comment bomb, there is no time limit on this one ;)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
Angel
Today Is Gonna Suck!i snuck on to let ya'll know that I can't really be on today cause my boss is all over me. so i'm not ignoring and yes I'm pissed about it.
xxxx
Reneck Pick Up Lines1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
Are You A Nympho?Are You A Nympho? NymphomaniacYOUR ARE COMPLETELY DRIVEN BY SEX BE CAREFUL OR IT COULD COMSUME YOUR LIFE!!! Be very careful with how you deal with sex and make sure your not letting it take over. ....or just come over at five? Take this test
My Boys Better Read This. (i Can't Be More Serious)Look, Valentine's Day is coming up in less than a month so don't forget about me!! I don't care what it is but on Feb. 14th I need to get something or I'm going to have to re-evaluate our whole relationship...
Because I'm sick of people fucking/having sex with/making love to me and then not giving me the time of day come Valentine's Day.
So anyone who lives away can get away with sending me an e-card or even a comment on here..
Anyone who lives near me whom I see on a regular basis better stop by and bring me something or even call and make a date.
Valentine's Day is for lovers babe and if I don't get anything from you then obviously you aren't my lover.
3 More Spots Left!!YES YES YALL I AM RUNNING A CONTEST
BEST FUCK YOU PHOTO....YOU GOT A PIC OF YOURSELF THAT SCREAMS FUCK YOU ALL OVER IT LETS ENTER IT IN THIS CONTEST ... RULES ARE FIRST 10 TO ENTER GET FIRST RUN.. NO MORE THAN 10 ENTRIES... IT WILL BE JUDGED ON THE PIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WIN.. SELF COMMENTING WIL BE ALLOUD... HERES THE DEAL U WANNA ENTER YOUR PIC IN MY CONTEST.. YOU SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW..PRIZES ARE AS SUCH
1ST>>> ROLEX
2ND>>> MAN OR WOMANS RING(DEPENDING ON THE WINNER)
3RD>>> PERSONALIZED TAG AND A PERSONALIZED MORPH
LETS GO PPL SOON AS I GET MY ENTRIES I WILL GIVE U NOTICE OF STARTING TIME THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 4 DAYS ONLY..
HERES A QUICK SNEAK PEAK @ THE ENTRIES SO FAR I NEED 3 MORE ENTRIES LETS GO PPL
RAZORBLAD3_KIZZ
jac1979
!**H8 ~me**!
Canadian Hottie
--?LO?D?L?§tãt?
THE ORGINAL TAZZ"AKA WYITETIGER"
tHe dUke
WANNA ENTER THE CONTEST LET ME KNOW
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Room SurveyRoom Survey
Instructions: X the following things that are in your room. =]
[ ] Condom(s)
[X] Posters
[ ] Empty soda cans
[X] Trash can
[X] Stereo
[X] Purse
[ ] Backpack
[X] Food
[X] Candy
[ ] Inflatable Chair
[ ] Inflatable shape(crayon, heart, bear, etc.)
[ ] Stuffed animals
[X] Studded belt
[X] Studded wristband
[X] Curtains
[ ] Door hanger
[X] Trash bags
[X] Old clothes that don't fit
[ ] Empty soda bottle
[X] Box of Kleenex
[X] Television
[X] iPod
[X] Digital camera
[X] Computer
[X] Cell phone
[X] Air freshener
[X] Fleece blankets
[ ] Sports equipment
[X] Any type of pet
[ ] Animal cage(s)
[X] Makeup
[X] Beads
[ ] Doodling Book
[ ] Construction Paper
[X] Pills (Prescribed or not.)
[X] Toys
[ ] Incense
[X] Laundry basket
[ ] Bead curtain
[ ] Rosary
[X] More than 10 books
[X] CDs
[ ] Anything designer
[X] Hot Topic Clothes/Accessories
[ ] Anything from Hollister, Abercrombie or American Eagle
[ ] Bath & Body Works Lotion
[X] Perfume
I Love You Guys.However, I'm really starting to dislike cherrytap anymore.. I thought it would have been better than myspace but it's really not...It just seems that none really wanna be a true friend at least one to count on.
It Is Time To Reopen The 911 Pentagon Crash InvestigationPLEASE REPOST
We must fill the Internet with a Demand for the RELEASE of the 84 Pentagon 911 Tapes.
We need a full court Blitz of the Internet, gang.
You can use some of the stuff from below or just add your own stuff.
Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes !
So What Is The Pentagon Covering Up About The 911 Chash?
The 911 Pentagon Tape Witholding is a Conspiracy Fact !
There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the 911 Pentagon tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. Unbelievable the Bush sheep like followers don't want to see what was on the 911 Pentagon tapes. Now if this had happened under President Gore the Republicans would be demanding the tapes. There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the tapes would have been released almost 5 ye
Hey AllI'm new to the Cherry Tap world...so any tips that anyone can give outside of the FAQ would be cool. Much love!
I Need One More Person In This Contest!!YES YES YALL I AM RUNNING A CONTEST
BEST FUCK YOU PHOTO....YOU GOT A PIC OF YOURSELF THAT SCREAMS FUCK YOU ALL OVER IT LETS ENTER IT IN THIS CONTEST ... RULES ARE FIRST 10 TO ENTER GET FIRST RUN.. NO MORE THAN 10 ENTRIES... IT WILL BE JUDGED ON THE PIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WIN.. SELF COMMENTING WIL BE ALLOUD... HERES THE DEAL U WANNA ENTER YOUR PIC IN MY CONTEST.. YOU SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW..PRIZES ARE AS SUCH
1ST>>> ROLEX
2ND>>> MAN OR WOMANS RING(DEPENDING ON THE WINNER)
3RD>>> PERSONALIZED TAG AND A PERSONALIZED MORPH
LETS GO PPL SOON AS I GET MY ENTRIES I WILL GIVE U NOTICE OF STARTING TIME THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 4 DAYS ONLY..
HERES A QUICK SNEAK PEAK @ THE ENTRIES SO FAR I NEED 1 MORE ENTRIES LETS GO PPL
RAZORBLAD3_KIZZ
jac1979
!**H8 ~me**!
Canadian Hottie
--?LO?D?L?§tãt?
THE ORGINAL TAZZ"AKA WYITETIGER"
tHe dUke
nccomicfan
MGarcia06
WANNA ENTER THE CONTEST LET ME KNOW
FriendsI want to thank all of my friends who have stuck around from the time I have joined this site.
Some are very special and have left comments and love while I have been away at times and I thank you for that *hugs to you all* your the best
I know I'm not on here as much as before and may not get to everyone to return the love, so please be patient and I will as soon as I can.
What Evanescence Song Are You?What Evanescence song are you?[many outcomes + wonderful pictures]
Your Evanescence song is: Going UnderYou are or have been in a relationship where you were suppressed and unhappy. You were treated badly, and were somewhat brainwashed. Now you've woken up and are in deep pain. You want some gratitude for all things you have done for him/her, but don't get any. You feel like you are falling and have difficulty getting back on the right track again since your mental abuse has taken a toll on you.Screaming Deceiving and Bleeding for youAnd you still won't hear meTake this quiz!
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Bush VacationHeard this morning bush has taken 2 YEARS of vacation in the last 6. Now i know a pres can work anywhere but clearly this is the most worthless man to ever hold that office.
Of course as bad as he has done when he was actually at work maybe more vacation is the answer
1 year at Camp David and 1+ year at his ranch in Texas
Rant Over
Pic Of My Dogwell everyone i got a new dog her name is brownie
and i hope you like the pic of her if you like to
leave a comment on it feel free to do so
Grandma And Grandkid Update~ Grandma and Grand kid contest Open Now ~
I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter
please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in
Here they are......
1st Place......
with 3 comments
2nd Place......
with 49 comments
3rd Place......
with 200 comments
4th Place......
with 154 comments
Contest will start 1/17 thur 1/24
Will count comments + rates = scores
thank you
maria
~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP
Omg He Heok the person who gave me all the gifts thanx i still havent figured it out i have so many ppl on here i love and i dont want to guess wrong please tell me who u r so i can thank u u obviously care alot and i want to thank u personaly online he he ;)
love Scarlet
New Tattoo ContestDO TO LOTS OF REQUEST I AM HOLDING ANOTHER BEST TATTOO CONTEST IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSEGE WITH THE PIC YOU WANNA USE THE CONTEST WILL RUN FROM JAN 21 TILL JAN 31 SO GET YOU PICS TO ME THERE WILL BE PRIZES FOR 1ST 2ND AND 3RD
CLICK MY PIC LINK TO GET TO MY PAGE ADD ME SO I CAN FIND YOU FOR THE CONTEST AND SO YOU CAN GET THE LINKS TO PIMP YOR SELF OUT
hellfighter( ~ Pain Is My Passions ct hubby)@ CherryTAP
(repost of original by 'hellfighter( ~ Pain Is My Passions ct hubby)' on '2007-01-17 15:23:40')
(repost of original by '~*~MISS CHERRY~*~IM IN A CONTEST(PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!CONTEST LINK IS ON MY PAGE!' on '2007-01-17 15:25:39')
A Look Here Everyone!I ASK YALL Y YALL STOP BY MA PAGE AND HIT ME UP
AND ITS BECAUSE U SHOIN SUM LUV
YES YALL DID IT FOR LOVE
AND TO ALL MA FANS OUT THERE I WANNA THANK U FOR SUPPORTING ME
AND MA FRIENDS AND FAM I THANK U I LUV U
PEACE ...
My Karate KidI can't remember the last time I laughed so damn hard. It all started with "just one more piece of candy mom pleaseeeeeeee" Which was met with the millionth "NO NOW STOP ASKING ME!!" Which led to the begining of this blog.
She (my 6 yr old) proceeds into her karate stance. Does she take Karate? No..well, only at school during gym I guess, but it makes me laugh anyway. I can see the challenge rising in her eyes which makes me laugh even harder. So, I challenge back "whatcha gonna do with that little girl?" She scoffs at me and says "If you dont give me a piece of candy, I will Karate you!" (ok I am almost SURE this is NOT the technical term!) So, I did what any good mother would do..I proceeded into my own fake karate stance!(while sitting in a chair of course. That way I didnt have quite a height advantage) Thats right people! I know me some serious fake karate! Be afraid, be very afraid!
It was her turn to laugh but thats ok, because I know I have moves shes never seen before! At
What Breed Of Puppy Are You?You Are a German Shepherd Puppy
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose.
What Breed of Puppy Are You?
DivorceIt has been the best thing I have done in years. Divorcing the ex. I'm have never felt so job in years. Fell like I'm 30 again.. lol. Back to having fun. The kids love it. No more screaming and yelling at them any more from that bitch. Meeting all kinds of friends on C.T ans myspace. Just wish I had more time to learn all the functions from both sites.. lol.. And wanted to say
THANKS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME>> ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY< FANS.
Sorry If I riped some pics. Just learning how to do this stuff on pics.
Love to chat and be funny as I can be. But have my off days to.
Mainly on here to meet friends. But if it developes into some thing that's great.
The dam camera went down so can't load my pics from it. Your would like them. Yes been all over the usa. Mainly missiori to calif. And from very south texas to canda border.
2 FriendsTWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
THROUGH THE DESERT.
DURING SOME POINT OF THE
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
IN THE FACE.
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
SAYING ANYTHING,
WROTE IN THE SAND:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.
THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
WHERE THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BATH
THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING,
HE W ROTE ON A STONE:
"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE ".
THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU,
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"
THE FRIEND REPLIED
"WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.
BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES
SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE
WHERE NO WIND
CAN EVER ERASE IT."
LEARN
Prayers NeededI have some friends in need of a miracle so your prayers are needed.
I have known Liz for about 7 years now. A wonderful friend for a laugh, advice, a shoulder to cry on. When going through my roughest timesshe was always there to support me. She sent emails, care packages, made calls. Kind of a mom yet a wonderful friend.
Her husband Ted fell last weekend after suffering a heart attack. His skull was fractured in the fall and he suffered brain damage. Things have gone downhill since and yesterday he suffered a stroke. They expect by the weekend he will be on total life support.
For those of you who believe in the power of prayer, please keep them in your prayers.
What Planet Are You From?...i Hate Pluto..its Not Even A Planet Anymore...lolYou Are From Pluto
You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe.
You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart.
You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance.
You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness.
Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you.
What Planet Are You From?
Are You A Good Cook?You Are a Creative Cook
Your cooking is unusual, inspired, and definitely one of a kind. People love your unique style, but you've had your share of kitchen flops.
You have the makings of a cult chef. You may not cook at the Four Seasons, but you could have your own little funky cafe in San Francisco!
Are You A Good Cook?
Marketing ExplainedThey have finally put what we do into words... The
buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
However, people often ask for a simple explanation
of "Marketing."
Well, here it is:
1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a
party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you,
says, "She's fantastic in
bed." That's Advertising.
3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your
dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up
to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and
then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
5. You're at a party and
Wtf1-18-07
WTF WE GO ALL WINTER WITH IT BEING KINDA WARM THEN IT SNOW'S WTF. BUT ANYWAYS I SPENT MOST OF MY MORNING UP IN GRAHAM TALKING WITH MY MOM'S BOYFRIENDS DAUGHTER WHO IS HIGH UP I GUESS AT SOCIAL SERVICES. I WAS GETTING TO KNOW HER. SHE SPENT TIME GETTING TO KNOW ME AND MY SON AND I GOT TO KNOW HER TWO KIDS WHICH WAS SO PRETTY. THEY WAS YOUNGER NOT AS YOUNG AS MY SON BUT YOUNG. BUT ANYWAYS SHE'S A OVER SWEET GIRL. I GUESS IF MY MOM AND HER DAD GET MARRIED THEN WE'LL BE SISTERS AND I GUESS I'LL BE OKAY WITH THAT. BUT MY MOM IS SPENDING ALOT OF TIME WITH HER BOYFIRNED WHICH IS A LAWYER IN GRAHAM HE HAS A OFFICE IN GRAHAM COURT SQUARE. AND HE'S HELPING ME WITH SOMETHINGS I NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH. HE'S SWEET AND NICE LIKE THAT. I'M NOT IN ANY TRUBLE OR ANYTHING I JUST HAVE SOME STUFF THAT I NEED A LITTLE LEGAL ADVAICE ON. MOMMA IS HAPPY WHICH IS A GOOD THING AND TOMORROW ME AND A FEW OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO GO SEE A OLD FRIEND OF MINE THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN IN A FEW MONTHS OR A MON
What's Your Religious Philosophy?You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.
What's Your Religious Philosophy?
Thank You For Your Time.....THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.
It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him.
Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days.
"Jack, did you hear me?"
"Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said.
"Well, he didn't f
More Problems For Myspace...surprise Surprise...MySpace sued in wake of sexual assault....
A Texas 14-year-old and her mother have sued MySpace for $30 million after she was raped by a man she met on the social networking site. Pete Solis, who faces felony sexual assault charges, courted the girl via her MySpace profile. They proceded to exchange phone calls and e-mails prior to meeting in May. Solis reportedly picked her up at school, took her to dinner and a movie, and then sexually assaulted her at a South Austin, TX apartment complex.
MySpace's age verification practices come under attack by the plaintiff's attorneys. The site requires users to be at least 14 years old, asking for name, date of birth, e-mail address, sex, and country of residence. However, it does not attempt to verify the information, which is the basis for the lawsuit.
In a statement, MySpace chief security officer Hemanshu Nigam said that the site takes "aggressive measures" to protect its members and encouraged all Internet users to use "smart web p
Its All Making Sense Nowalot is on my mind right now, mainly one thing!!! Well someone that i use to like, decided tonight he would start some crap, i left a comment on someones page, and he basicly said oic the fucking bitch left you a comment bro. which right there pissed me off, i am one of the nicest people till someone pisses me off then i become your worse night mare. well then i was in the room chatting with all of my other friends in IL, when the guy came in and said he couldnt type let alone be there because i was in the room, so i almost left and i decided u know what fuck it, its a free room and its public, so why cant i be in there!!! THing is i dont know what i did that is so wrong, for him to judge me like that, I have done nothing but been nice. I guess along this path in life we have to stand up for ourselves if we know what we are doing is right because NO One else will.
Lessons LearnedYeah I kno it's a Carrie Underwood song all teeny bopperish and shit but the lyrics are real. You can't deny it and neither can I.
There's some things that I regret,
Some words I wish had gone unsaid,
Some starts,
That had some bitter endings,
Been some bad times I've been through,
Damage I cannot undo,
Some things,
I wish I could do all all over again,
But it don't really matter,
Life gets that much harder,
It makes you that much stronger,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.
CHORUS:
And every tear that had to fall from my eyes,
Everyday I wonder how I get through the night,
Every change, life has thrown me,
I'm thankful, for every break in my heart,
I'm grateful, for every scar,
Some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were lessons learned.
There's mistakes that I have made,
Some chances I just threw away,
Some roads,
I never should've taken,
Been some signs I shouldn't see,
Hearts that I hurt needle
My Birthday***Your Birthdate: October 5***
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.
Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower
Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom
Your power color: Tangerine
Your power symbol: Ace
Your power month: May
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/
AmazedWhere in the seven circles of hell is everyone? Don't tell me you've all got better things to do on a Friday night. Shit. Forget I said anything.
No IdeaI have no idea what im suppose to do on this site.. my friend told me to come here, been on it for less than 30 mins and im on level 3? Ok well just wanted to get that out that im COMPLETLY cluless.. but its kinda fun!!
Ok !!
Thanks!
A Red,red RoseO my luve's like a red, red rose.
That's newly sprung in June;
O my luve's like a melodie
That's sweetly played in tune.
As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in luve am I;
And I will love thee still, my Dear,
Till a'the seas gang dry.
Till a'the seas gang dry, my Dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun;
I will luve thee still, my Dear,
While the sands o'life shall run.
And fare thee weel my only Luve!
And fare thee weel a while!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile!
If All Those Endearing Young CharmsBelieve me, if all those endearing young charms,
Which I gaze on so fondly to-day
Were to change by to-morrow, and fleet in my arms,
Like fairy-gifts fading away,
Thou wouldst still be adored, as this moment thou art,
Let thy loveliness fade as it will,
And around the dear ruin each wish of my heart
Would entwine itself verdantly still.
It is not while beauty and youth are thine own,
And they cheeks unprofaned by a tear,
That the fervor and faith of a soul can be known,
To which time will but make thee more dear;
No, the heart that has truly loved never forgets,
But as truly loves on to the close,
As the sun-flower turns on her god, when he sets,
The same look which she turned when he rose.
In Your WebI’m lost in the web of your mind
I can’t think straight on any given day
I try to escape but I’m blind
Tangled in your web of temptation I pray
Ravage my body and rip at my skin
Torture my darkness until I give in
Turn off your charm it’s driving me mad
Like an addiction I want you so bad
I’m standing outside in the rain
Its sensual touch awakens every need
You’re watching but staying away
Don’t come any closer I beg and I plead
I try to forget but I can’t
I want to be your little tramp
Bumping into walls that keep me protected
You aren’t anything like I expected
Inside the darkest of nights
I make love to your wicked and quadrangle mind
I’m fighting with all of my might
How quickly we can cross that line
A Lady IsPretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
Th
Gotta Love Marines!THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
day
and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning
guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta
love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.It is a portion of
National Public Radio(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and
US
Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop
visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So,General Reinwald,what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We teach them climbing,canoeing,archery,and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why,they'll be properly supervised on the
range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWA
I Hate YouI Hate You
I hate you,
I hate how you complain,
I hate how you moan,
I hate how you groan,
I hate how you bitch,
I hate how you criticize,
I hate how you fuss,
I hate how you cuss,
I hate how you get angry,
I hate how you get mad,
I hate how you get up-tight,
I hate how you get pissed-off,
I hate how you get aggravated,
I hate how you get built up,
But most of all,
I HATE YOU.
I THINK MOST OF YOU ALL WILL THINK OF ONLY ONE THING WHEN YOU READ THIS LMFAO! FEEL FREE TO TAKE ANY OF THESE POEMS FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE LOL SORRY FOR THE POOR BASTARDS WHO RECIEVE THE HATE MESSAGES LOL.
Yea Im In One Of Moods LolOKAY YALL JUST TO CLAIRFIY ONE THING THESE BLOGS ARENT TO CHUCK (LOL) IM IN ONE OF THOSE MOODS WHERE IF THE WRONG PERSON (INSERT NAME HERE)LMFAO SHOULD SAY SOMETHING TO ME TONIGHT OR ANY OTHER NIGHT MIGHT GET AN EAR FULL OF FUCK YOUS AND ASSHOLE REMARKS FROM ME LOL. I TELL YA I THOUGHT DOGS WERE SUPPOSE TO NOT CARE WHO THEY FUCKED BUT DAMN I GUESS THEY KEEP GOING BACK TO TRY TO KEEP FUCKIN THE SAME DOG ONLY THING IS THIS BITCH AINT GIVIN IN A FEW WORDS TO THOSE SO CALLED PLAYAS AN WANNA BES YOU ALL SUCK AND YOUR FUCKING STUPID YOUR A LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU NEED TO STOP THE BULLSHIT AND YOU NEED TO STOP THE LIES AND STOP TRYING TO SMOOTH TALK YOUR WAY INTO WOMENS LIVES BECAUSE ONE OF THESE DAYS YOUR GONNA MESS WITH THE WRONG ONE AND SHES GONNA HAVE A BIG SURPRISE AWAITIN FOR YA. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU POOR BASTARDS WHO DO THIS SHIT TO INNOCENT WOMEN WHO ARE ONLY LOOKIN FOR FRIENDS OR POSSIBLY MORE THESE WOMEN DONT DESERVE THE SHIT YOU DO TO THEM AND ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE THAT H
How Well Do You Know The '80s?How well do you know the \'80s? Mo Rocca Look Out!You will DEFINITELY get that call for the next edition of VH1\'s \"I Love the 80\'s!\" Take this test
Random Things Going On In My Head...First and foremost, I feel compelled to put this out there - I'm ALWAYS late! All of my good friends know this about me for the most part, and it's not intentional, I just have no concept of time:) I'm pretty much a free spirited individual to the extreme, and that's how I intend to stay. I mean well, I promise. Carpe Diem.
In a nutshell: MUSIC (without it we are deaf to one of the most beautiful art forms life has to offer)...FASHION DESIGN, InteriorDesign.Retail (this is not a trend for me, this is an ongoing obsession), FASHION in general, SEPHORA, shopping, going to shows/concerts, laughing, spending time with my family and friends, listening to ALL music. . . i like it all! The parties and the partiers!!!
I know That for the most part what I described is applicable for almost every typical female my age, but I promise you, there is more to me than just what meets the eye. I'm not here to impress you, I'm honestly here JUST to keep in touch with my friends and network with
Living And GivingWhatever you give away today,
or think or say or do
will multiply about tenfold
and then return to you.
It may not come immediately,
nor from the obvious source
but the law applies unfailingly,
through some invisible force.
Whatever you feel about another,
be it love or hate or passion
will surely bounce right back to you
in some clear (or secret) fashion
If you speak about some person,
a word of praise or two,
soon, tens of other people
will speak kind words of you.
Our thoughts are broadcasts of the soul,
not secrets of the brain.
Kind ones bring us happiness;
petty ones, untold pain.
Giving works as surely
as reflections in a mirror.
If hate you send, hate you'll get back,
but loving brings love nearer.
Remember, as you start this day
and duty crowds your mind,
that kindness comes so quickly back
to those who first are kind.
Let that thought and this one
direct us through each day.
The only things we ever keep
are the things we give away.
Sexy Man Chest Contest Updates~ Sexy Mans Chest Contest Now OPen ~
1st Place is......
with 6 comments
2nd Place is......
with 2 comments
3rd Place is......
with 2 comments
4th Place is......
with 1 comment
Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contest.
maria
Sorry Everyone!Seems I been leaving racey comments, im being punished and can't leave any right now... LOL... Awww well I do apologize and will leave some just as soon as I can.
Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Explosions are pretty
After I was laid down to sleep I prayed to my father
That you could burn with me
We'd bid a farewell to our flesh and sunshine's and moonbeam and things like that
Goodbye to roses and dreamers and hell-o to torture
But you refused my invite
And the tickets have already been paid for
What's the point of stopping to smell the roses the roses are dead
To forever be in sunshine would be purgatory for me
I need to bathe in the crud so as the prospect of the shower
That your essence cleans me with can be more almost deserving as if I endured the torture for the prize.
Of course I should have chosen door number one
Now I'm alone
To bare it
Alone
I need this bad I guess more than any other
My dreams are a constant that never waiver's.
For a being that wants, everything means nothing, and something unknown to that being is the only thing that will satisfy
When my father comes for me
Quote For The Day"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."--Robert Heinlein
Yesternight....Yesternight ...
while sitting by my window side.
holding my pillow tight,
looking with crave into the gloomy sky,
I see the shimmering of the stars
& the moonlight
The cool breeze of the night
caresses my face in a soothing way
& sends a chilled feeling down my spine
then I saw a shooting star cut accross the sky
I instantly made a wish
to make this a special night
I wished for a thing I could cherish & call mine
there & then your ravishing looks appears
in the moonlight
While thinking of you and how magical
the night has been
I gently fell asleep and dreamt
of you and yesternight ...
Mr. Happy's Vacuum(13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him.
Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the in
A My PeepsWATS BEEN GOOD I'VE BEEN GONE ALL DAY HANGIN OUT AND BOY TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY I HAVENT HAD AN DAY LIKE DIS IS A LONG TIME AND I THINK IMMA NEED MORE OF DESE DAYS BUT ANYWAYS WONT YALL DO ME A FAV AND HIT ME UP AND SHO SUM LUV TO THE ONE AND ONLY LUV ALWAYS !STRAWBERRY!
Sex!!SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"
QUIET SEX
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. H
More Stories From The Life Of A Truck DriverOK WELL I WAS ON 209 LAST NIGHT HEADING TOWARDS TAMAQUA FROM MIDDLEPORT OHH ABOUT 10:30 LAST NIGHT WHEN A BLACK CAMERO PULLS OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND PUTS UP THE ROAD AT 45 MPHS FOR ABOUT 3 MILES JUST PISSING ME OFF.
I GET UP TO WHERE I CAN GET AROUND THIS LITTLE FUCKO I WAIT TIL THE 2 CARS COMING THE OTHER WAY PASS WHEN THIS PRICK DECIDES NOW HES GONNA FLOOR IT. WELL THAT JUST PISSES ME OFF. SO I GRAB THE LAST GEAR LEFT AND MASH ON IT. I GET RIGHT UP BEHIND HIM AND SLIDE ON OVER INTO THE OTHER LANE TO GET BY THIS ASSHOLE. HE GETS ABOUT HALF WAY PAST MY TRAILER AND I CAN SEE THE BRAKE LIGHTS REFLECTING ON THE SIDE OF MY TRAILER FROM HIS CAR. I SLIDE BACK OVER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND NEXT THING I KNOW HE IS FADING FAST BEHIND ME. PROLLY NEEDING TO CHANGE HIS PANTIES. GUESS HE DIDNT KNOW THAT A BIG TRUCK CAN DO 80 MPHS AND HE PICKED THE WRONG TRUCK TO FUCK WITH.
BY THE TIME I GOT INTO TAMAQUA HE WAS ABOUT 3 MILES BEHIND ME. HAHAHAHA
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DONT FUCK WITH ME.
In LawsSunday, December 03, 2006
I assume it is natural for mother and father in laws to dispise their son or daughter in law though after my unfortunate accident last night I believe mine may well be in the process of tying a noose for me. Me and my boyfriend were spending the night at their home and after conversation and some drink we went up to bed leaving his parents downstairs. Later after attempting to use the toliet across the ladning and slipping down the staris I was found laying at the bottom of the stairs asleep, pissed and completely naked by his parents.
LibrarianJody dries her hands off in the bathroom. She looks at her reflection in the mirror and takes out a few bobby pins and pins up some loose strands of hair. She adjusts her glasses and smoothes her skirt down as she walks out of the door. She takes a deep breath and goes behind the counter at the public library she works at. She continues to pull down returned books and put them on a cart to be reshelved. She is the only librarian working that afternoon, and it isn't crowded in the library yet so she feels comfortable not watching the counter closely and doing other tasks. She reaches the top shelf to get a book down when she hears someone cough quietly, clearly trying to get her attention. She looks over her shoulder while still reaching for the book. Her mouth drops as she sees a man waiting patiently on the other side of the counter. He oozes sex. She wasn't sure how else she could describe him. His dark eyes, dark hair, and broad shoulders just screamed sex at her. She sl
So, Here I Am....So, looks like CT is my newest adventure... and thanks to the millions and millions of my soon to be fans, i'm here.... just kidding... I want to give a shoutout to my peeps, george, mary, candi... you guys are the best...also to my beautiful girlfriend Sarah, to whom I owe the most.. I love you baby...
To everyone else who has yet to discover my or my friends, we're all really cool cats that It would certainly be a good idea for you all to know...
hope to hear from y'all soon.
DJ
Random ....stuff About Me...what About You???RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW... by alwayzhammertimeName? Nicknames?: sammiejo...sammie...samBirth date?: 3/29/85Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: yes...yesWhat are you wearing right now?: tank...and...thong...of courseWho do you live with?: right now...myselfDo you have any pets?: noWhat's your favorite food?: strawberriesHey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: over your head...lolWhat's your major?: retail merchandiser...danceIs your room messy or clean right now?: neverWhat's your favorite alcoholic drink?: tequillaWhat's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: raspberry ice teaHow do you feel about cigarette smoking?: ++++If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: yesHow many speeding tickets have you recieved?: 0What's your favorite clothing store?: h&mDo you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: no...lolWhen was the last time you were on a diet?: nopeOnce you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: i
Ever Wonder The Lyrics To...MASH?
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
:
that suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
'Cause suicide is painless
i
FuckI Fucking Hate You,
I Loved You So Much That Now I Hate You,
I Feel Like A Fool For Believing You For So Long,
Why Didnt I See This Coming?
Oh I Know Because I Let My Love For You Blind Me,
It Pisses Me Off You Wont Even Try Anymore,
Couldn't Even Tell Me You Loved Me One Last Time,
I Wonder If you Ever Did?
If So Where'd It Go?
How Come Your just over me?
i thought you loved me,
thats where i fucked up,
i shouldnt have loved you,
because i had a feeling it was going to turn sour,
once you started getting quiet and just saying Buh Bye and hanging up on me,
or all the time i would say " I Love You" and you'd just push it aside like it didnt mean a damn thing to you,
Its Just Sad to see us have to end like this,
bitter and cold towards each other,
i really had something for you,
you showed me love, true love,
and i cannot express how greatful i am for that,
whether were together or not,
it still makes me wonder did you ever?
Asking Too Much?Just once in a relationship I would like to know that the guy, who is supposed to be my guy is there for me when/ if I need him. I'd like to feel like something a little more than a toy that is on his shelf that he can take down and play with and then put back. The funny thing is...that I usually let it happen for longer than it should because I so want this time to be different or I think I can make it right or change it. I don't think that I'm a bad person...and I want to be loved. I mean I know I'm loved but you know what I mean. The kind of love that my parents have. The kind of love that lets me be ME and not have to change for someone. I'm ready for that kind of love. I'm sick of the kind where I'm the one giving everything and getting nothing. I'm tired of feeling like I did something wrong or that i have to compete to get his attention. Maybe it's time for me to realize that I'm not meant for a relationship. Maybe..just maybe I"m meant to be single. A fact that sucks but it may
I Can"t Help Myself!!!GO INDY
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
GO INDY
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
GO INDY
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
GO INDY
ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
*DOES HIS GO INDY ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY DANCE WOO HOO!*
Short FuseA body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde
says, "What a great chest you have."
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of
dynamite, baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What
massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of
dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes
running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his
clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran
out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all
that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!"
Jane FondaFUCK THIS TRAITOR REPOST!
Body: TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED
IF YOU NEVER FORWARDED ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE FORWARD THIS SO THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW!!!!!!.......
She really was a traitor
A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED
KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA
This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do
Not remember, and didn't have to bear the
Burden that our fathers, mothers and older
Brothers and sisters had to bear.
Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the
"100 Women of the Century."
BY BARBRA WALTERS
Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still
Countless others have never known how Ms.
Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country,
But specific men who served and sacrificed
During Vietnam.
The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot
The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat.
In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF
Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison
The "Hanoi Hilton."
Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell,
Cleaned, f
Hehehehe....i think it's weird that the Exorcist doesn't bug me anymore. (It's actually one of Luvy's favorite movies, go fig) but it was on last night and it was between that or Law & Order: CI which I don't care for that much. But yeah I'm watching it and smirking at certain parts. I don't know it doesn't scare me anymore it makes me laugh!
Just thought I'd share. =)
The TongueA rose among thorns.
the sweetest wine I'll drink
from the mightiest ram's horn.
I find your scent to be pure
an ointment to always savor,
I love your innocence
I shall praise your magnificence
You are ripe purple grapes
from an organic vineyard
that wine makers cherish
in their highest regards.
Your eyes are the reflection
of the sparkles of the stars,
your nubian skin is as black
as the cotton tents of Kedar.
I am drunken by your beauty,
sensual as a kitten's purr
and it inspires me to honor you
with a bundle of fresh myrrh.
It is you my ebony love
I would not dare to haste
in finding ways to generate
a smile for your saccharine face.
When I look at you
I am reminded of fresh cinnamon,
in my vision you are the Queen
among common women.
You are like the sweet milk
that flows from a coconut,
the largest diamond
in the world with the finest cuts,
the nightingale I love to hear
singing to me in the night
fore there is something in your song
that brings
A Holy Relationship...Two individuals meet in a place of trust and peace. There is no barrier to communication. There is nothing hidden. They choose to walk alongside each other and share what they have. This sharing is different from an exchange. Nothing is specifically given or taken. Nothing is lost. Resources are not depleted. Insecurities are brought into the light through courage. They are observed with compassion and objectivity. These barriers to peace are recognized. Both work together to navigate through the illusions of doubt, lack, and fear.
A meditation on the Holy Relationship
Ultimately, there is the realization of a continual reflection of light. The precious sense of individual identity is lost in favor a broader identity that allows for a greater sense of personal freedom within the context of community. Misgivings are replaced with a sense of gratitude. Bitterness is replaced with an ever-present sweetness. Complex thoughts become easier to navigate. A choice is made to intentionall
Naughty & DirtySpank me baby
I've been bad
I'm the best
you ever had
Make me beg
for your stuff
c'mon girl, you
like it rough
I'll give it hard
all night long
If you want, bring
a friend along
I'll rock her, too
we'll all have fun
Fuck and suck, until
the rising sun
I will be your
fucking King
Cum on, lover, and
experience everything
Penis Shaped IndentAt dinner,
between chicken fettuccini
and a foot between his legs
under a table too small
to hide our flirtations -
we teased each other
with parted lips and innuendoes
until both of us
were consumed by a desire
that chased us into the parking lot
and pressed us into the car door
tongues intertwined -
customers watching
from the windows.
We had an hour to kill
before the movie started
and our first night of freedom
from the kids in a year,
had us acting like horney teens –
Fucking in the passenger seat
behind new construction caution tape
leaving Hollywood handprints
on hot-breath-saturated-glass,
giggling at our nervousness
when headlights passed
near climax.
And the penis shaped indent
on my knee
from the parking brake
will leave a bruise
that will keep me smiling
for the next week and a half.
What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
Great WriterThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Poet's HeartA poets' heart who is so big
As to not allow his past
To warp the wonder of beauty,
Of nature and lovely things
He sees in the present.
A heart though wounded in life
Remains ever open to express
The respect and love
He has for life and love.
A womans' beauty and to articulate it,
A womans' uniqueness,
And his responses
To the fairer of the two sexes.
His pen seldom stops flowing unceasingly,
With thoughts of love
To make the most lifeless of his readers
Come to life again!
I can attest to feeling this way.
An atmosphere where compliments are rare,
And gifts one posesses are ignored,
The mundane takes over
And life seems quite pointless.
Restored, awakened and renewed
With such tender words,
This is so welcome to discouraged hearts
Women who read his words!
As your loving heart of respect
And love for women carries on,
It is not only your legacy to us
But to we who read it,
It is our gift!
Boys Will Be Boys!MORE INTERESTING THINGS YOU LEARN WHEN YOU HAVE SONS........
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up
Stupid BoyStupid Boy
Well,she was precious like a flower
She grew wild...wild,but innocent
A perfect prayer in a desperate hour
She was everything beautiful and different
Stupid boy
You can't fence that in
Stupid boy
It's like holdin' back the wind
(Chorus)
She laid her heart and soul right in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans
She never even knew she had a choice
And that's what happens when the only voice she hears
Is telling her she can't,stupid boy,
stupid boy
So what made you think you could take a life
And just push it...push it around
I guess to build yourself up so high
You had to take her...and break her,down
(Chorus)
She laid her heart and soul in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans
She never even knew she had a chance
And that's what happens when the only voice she hears
Is telling her she can't...you stupid boy
Oh,you always had to be right
And now you lost the only thing
That ever ma
What Some Nuns Will DoA cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
>
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
>
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
>
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
>
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
>
"Fo
Fuckitfuckitfuckitall.Fuck this.
Maybe it's the lack of Zoloft.
Maybe it's being let down too much.
Maybe it's expecting too much.
Maybe It's being sober enough to feel again.
To think again.
I'm moving to California.
Up left?
Maybe...I'm retardedly hopeful, even when I shouldn't be.
Fuckfuckfuck.
I feel forsaken.
Fuck it.
Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself!Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships
The Meaning Of Loveya want to know just ask me what i think it is... and i will tell ya..later for now.... KK
IndependentIndependent
It's time for me
To do better things with my life
Fulfill my dreams,
accomplish my goals.
Don't be scared
I'll be just fine.
Go out into the real world
Learn more about politics
Find out how hard life really is
But how beautiful it is at the same time
Go to college
Have my own apartment
Marry the man of my dreams.
And when I make a difference,
you'll look proudly onto me and say with a smile "that's my daughter"
I'll fight for many things as for now I'm fighting for my freedom
For the will to go out into the real world
You say it's hard and I'll never make it
Don't underestimate me. I'm a strong person
how can I learn about life while being sheltered all my teenage years?
No parties to go to
No hanging out with friends
I don't even know how to do things on my own
But I'll try
ill try to succeed in life
And I swear I'll do it
I know I can
I'll make a difference in this world
Be independent, be famous
Be ME.
It's time to let me go.
Life Is What You Make Of It!A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and his face shaved perfectly (even though he is legally blind) moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged .. it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. "It's a decision
âîñïîìèíàíèÿMemories or deja vu or mémoires or âîñïîìèíàíèÿ ( russian )lol ,who knows but this one begged to be released so I will let you decide on its worth...
panting we fight to control need
the greed the wanting of more
our desire’s lapse of judgement
at first craving just a touch, a kiss
but all the time begging more
in the falling magic of dawn
lips taste lips and capture love
we dance the dance of the fingertips
like chords of a cello lightly touched
devouring each other’s essence
pushing, pushing lust to the limit
warm lava flow release the seed
then in each others arms…
sated we lay in little death
Bush..er...um...Weapons of Mass Destruction...
er..um...September 11th...
er um..stay the course...
er um..WMDs
The Song Remembers When ~ Trisha YearwoodI was standin' at the counter
I was waitin' for the change
When I heard that old familiar music start
It was like a lighted match
Had been tossed into my soul
It was like a dam had broken in my heart
After taking ev'ry detour
Gettin' lost and losin' track
So that even if I wanted
I could not find my way back
After drivin' out the mem'ry
Of the way things might have been
After I'd forgotten all about us
The song remembers when
We were rolling through the Rockies
We were up above the clouds
When a station out of Jackson played that song
And it seemed to fit the moment
And the moment seemed to freeze
When we turned the music up and sang along
And there was a God in Heaven
And the world made perfect sense
We were young and were in love
And we were easy to convince
We were headed straight for Eden
It was just around the bend
And though I have forgotten all about it
The song remembers when
(Bridge:)
I guess somethin' must have happened
And we must have s
Like We Never Had A Broken Heart ~ Trisha YearwoodDon't be afraid to hold me tight...
You know I won't break in two...
What we're doing here tonight...
Sure beats what we're going through...
We both loved and lost before...
You know the sadness it can bring...
Tonight let's close the door...
And hold onto the nearest thing...
Let's keep hangin' on...
So we won't fall apart...
Let's make love tonight...
Like we never had a broken heart...
Don't be afraid to close your eyes...
Pretend I'm someone that you love...
And I won't have to tell you lies...
'Cause it's not you I'm thinkin' of...
Let's keep hangin' on...
So we won't fall apart...
Let's make love tonight...
Like we never had a broken heart...
Tonight we'll just pretend...
We've been in love right from the start...
Let's make love again...
Like we never had a broken heart...
Let's make love again...
Like we never had a broken heart...
Don't be afraid to close your eyes...
I'll Make Love To You ~ Boyz Ii MenClose your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate, all thru the night
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I'll do anything, girl you need only ask
I'll make love to you, like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight, Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you when you want me to
And I will not let go til you tell me to
Girl relax, let's go slow
I ain't got nowhere to go
I'm just gonna concentrate on you
Girl are you ready, it's gonna be a long night
Throw your clothes on the floor
I'm gonna take my clothes off too
I made plans to be with you
Girl whatever you ask me you know I'll do
I'll make love to you, like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight, Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you when you want me to
And I will not let go til you tell me to
Baby tonight is your night
And I will do you right
Just make a wish on your night
Rant: Raging Hard-ons.Rant: Raging Hard-ons.
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Date: 2006-01-31, 1:05PM EST
So I decide to go out to a local pub last night only to discover that it's $2 pint night! What a pleasant surprise. Needless to say, I drink my fill and head home for some shut-eye.
Some hours later I wake up with a full bladder, so I get out of bed and head to the bathroom for urinary relief. I pull my member out and realization slowly filters its way through my sleep haze - I have a raging Hard-on.
Couple of things:
A raging hard-on isn't just a normal male erection. For those who don't know, there are actually degrees to male hardness...there's your typical, normal erection during which the penis is hard, but still maintains a sheen of softness to it. It's slightly bendable, the head is soft and pokey, but it's still a servicable erection. Then there is the raging version. With a raging hard-on the penis is like a frikin' steel rod
Some New Things Happenin In Lifewell folks, i'm engaged to jamie, he's my heart and soul, ....i'm about to become a step mom to his wonderful son trevor ...trev's pic is in my pic thingy if anyone would like to see him hopefully this weekend i'll have a pic of me and jamie up on here but i dunno cause by the time he gets here on friday's he's really tired cause he works all week long at like 2 in the mornin till 3:30 in the afternoon and he normally just wants to spend alone time with me ......unless we go out to the innfield ..........but anywayz ...oh i finally get my engagement ring back sometime this week (it was sent to be resized) ............well i just thought i'd let every1 know what the deal was since my bestfriend suggested it ...........oh btw .....CONGRATULATIONS JAMES KILMER AND HEATHER WAGNER ON UR ENGAGEMENT ...I"M TRUELY HAPPY FOR THE BOTH OF U AND WISH U THE BEST IN THE FUTURE AND HOPE U TWO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER!
Giving It All TonightSo tell me another story
Make it up as you go
It's alright, we can find a new place to hide they'll never know
We could wait here til morning
It would be safer then
It's alright, we can find a new place to start again
A new place to begin
Put your arms around me now, don't turn around
This city's burning to the ground
So we'll drive for days
And I'll take your fear away
And fail I might
But I'm giving it all tonight, giving it all tonight
I'm only fearing failure
And everything's on track
We're moving forward, never looking back
As long as this will last
Searching for our fate, however far away
We're never coming home
And I need to escape
And you need to be saved
We're in this all alone
Work To Be DoneWednesday, January 24, 2007
Work to be done
The more focused effort you put into something, the more valuable you make it. The more time and attention you give to a task or activity, the more rewarding that activity will be.
The process of building and creating is a naturally joyful one. Give of yourself to that process and fully enjoy the experience of making a positive difference.
Decide not to carry around a burdensome resentment for what you have to do. Choose instead to be delightfully thankful for what you are able to achieve.
Today is filled with opportunities to make things happen. Each and every situation is rich with positive possibilities.
The many tasks you undertake can serve to bring you great joy. See them in the positive light of creativity and fulfillment.
Be eager to give your time and the full depth of your attention to the work that is to be done in your world. And whatever that work may be, it will bring many magnificent treasures.
-- Ralph
You Go GrannyThere was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front
porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at
the little old lady.
Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE
IS NO LORD!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto
her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no
food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!"
The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags
of groceries sitting there.
"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS NO
LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE
LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME W
The Day I Quit SmokingThe Day i finally Quit Smoking
Now here is something to post about. I have smoked for over 10 years and time and time again have tried to quit without any luck. I think it was because I really didn't want to quit so you know me if I don't want to do something trying to get me do it is next to impossible.
I catch colds that turn into sinus infections very easily and about three weeks ago I caught a dozy of a cold. So I did what I always do dose myself with de-congestate, ibuprofen til it goes away.. Well over the three week period one day I would feel fine then a few days later I would feel like shit .. you think since I'm such a hypochondriac about when I get the simplest cold that I that I would have called my doctor especially when I began to weezing and cough. I don't know what made me not call maybe its was so that the next thing I am about to tell you would happen.
But on Friday January 12 I woke up and I was weasing very loudly and my chest felt like some took it and th
Hurt But So N Loveeverything i had would love to have it back all te good things come out to be the best time of my life and the time we spent together was worth everything love her so much and will do anything to have her back in my life and would love to hold her again in my arms and have her in my life again i will tell anyone off ofr her would hold her touch her body and love her with all my heart the hole n my heart was bc i gave up on something i should have held on to and never let go i love er soo much
LEAH BURCH I LOVE U SO MUCH
YOUR BABYBOO FOREVER
A Great AuthorThe Oral Caress
by
Robert W. Birch
Copyright 2001
Cradled between your tender thighs
I lift you to my mouth.
The abundance of your wetness greets me
and my mouth overflows with your warm essence.
Your sweet taste is on my tongue
and your fragrance delights my senses.
No gentle lick this visit.
No bashful cautious approach
For I wish to consume you.
Push against my hungry mouth
As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow
that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals.
Thrust against my generous tongue.
Show me the power of your desire
for my oral caress.
My exploring tongue lifts the hood
and finds your smooth firm pearl.
You squeal in that unique way,
signaling that I have found your special spot.
I harden in response.
My jaws protests what my open mouth provides
but I am unrelenting in my gift,
intent only on your fulfillment.
I feel your body tense,
and you are quiet now...
Concentrating... bearing dow
My First TimeIt was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS AND GET BACK TO WORK..
I Need To Network My New Online StoreI'm looking for anyone interested in shopping for gifts, garments and/or cards and games for both children and adults Galxy Gifts will have the items family oriented and Karmic Starrz will have all the adult things...please check it out! < a href="http://cherrytap.com/user.php?u=557502&friend=557502" target=_blank>DJdiddles@ CherryTAP
Paranoidparanoia is all i see
are lies and betrayal all that comfort me?
this is not what i want
this is not who i wish to be.
always second guessing
always on the defencive
its not fair to the one i love
to put her through this cuz im messed up
she's not like the ones i've loved
she's not like the ones that tore me up
i need to break free
to hold on loosely.
before i squeeze to tight
before i break the greatest thing to happen to me
... this paranoia claws at me,
but for her i will not let it destroy what could be a happy story
Make Good Fortune LastEvery Full Moon light a white (blessing) and a pink (happiness) and black candle in gratitude to the Fates. View the Moon before you light them, then say:
The kind Fates have blessed my home,
The kind Fates have blessed my heart,
The kind Fates have blessed my loved ones,
I offer thanks with a humble heart.
I thank the Goddess for my life,
I thank the Goddess for my love.
I thank the Goddess for continued blessings
already on their way.
Blessed be.
Also burn some high-quality incense, the best you have. Do this each month to make your good fortune last.
To Change Eye ColorFor the magick practitioner wishing to test their skill, there is a way to do this. It is more difficult and takes much practice. It's also completely natural. You must be relatively advanced as a witch to use the magical method, but once you learn it's fun and entertaining. This type of magic is commonly called a glamor. It is really just a matter of taking a desire and making it surface so that it is visible to other people.
Close your eyes. You must have complete focus and be concentrating only on changing the eye color, any other distractions must be cleared from the mind. Now fill your mind with the color your eyes are, right now, naturally. Now see that color slowly change to the color you wish your eyes to become. See it overpower your natural color. Imagine that the color shines like a ray of light from inside your mind out through your eyes. Visualize your eyes becoming that color as the light passes through them. (This process should take at least 15 minutes the first few
In A Familyhmm not really that hard. i want kids. i want a wife. but thats where the norm ends.
i want to come home from work, and help my wife with dinner. talk about her day, how shes doing, whats on her mind. give her a massage, let her know i care. i want a daughter and a son. little ones running around, but i'll beat that ass if they get out of hand.... a big back yard, but no fence.
it would be nice.
"wiccaning" RitualOn the first night after a baby is born, or the same night that the birth takes place, the mother or father (or midwife, if she is a close friend or relative) should take the infant out under the stars. The child should first be held up to the sky, saying:
"O Lady of the Starry Heavens, Wise All-Father,
Behold this lovely child ________.
Conceived and brought forth
In love."
Place the child on the ground, hands under the head, briefly, saying:
"Hail Earth, Mother of All.
This is my infant, my love,
And my jewel.
Bless and protect him/her,
Granting your enduring and eternal
Strength, and steadfastness.
May he/she ever have a spirit
That seeks the stars,
And roots deep within
Thy loving breast."
One should then clasp the child close and look about for a few minutes, for those who are gifted with second sight are often able at this time to see prophesies for the child or the mother.
Spell To Ease A Broken HeartYou will need the following ingredients:
* Strawberry tea (one bag)
* Some salt (sea salt if you can get it!)
* 2 pink candles
* a mirror
* one pink drawstring bag
* one quartz crystal
* a copper penny
* a bowl that is somehow special to you
* 1 teaspoon dried jasmine, rose, or strawberry leaves
* Some rose, strawberry, or cinnamon oil
Charge all ingredients first by infusing them with your personal energy. On a Friday morning or evening, when the moon is either new or waxing and close to being new, take a bath with a small handful of salt in it, in the light of a pink candle. As you dry off and dress, sip the strawberry tea. Apply makeup or groom yourself to look your best. Cast a circle around a table with the other ingredients. Light the second pink candle. Mix all oils and herbs in the bowl. While you stir look at yourself in the mirror and say aloud: "Oh, Great Mother Goddess, enclose me in your loving arms and nurture and bring forth the Goddess within me." Gaze dee
Empowerment RitualThis ritual will increase your magical powers and energy.
"The purpose of this ritual is to tap into your own personal life force and amplify it into a personal statement of self confidence and strength. Afterwards, when you feel yourself dragging in one area or another, concentrate on the appropriate symbol in the appropriate color for a bit, and you will find yourself tapping back into the energies you established in the ritual."
You will need:
* A set of crayons including red, orange, yellow, green, sky blue, dark blue, violet, black, grey, white, silver, and gold.
* A medium to work on--cloth or paper on which all the colors will show up.
* A red candle
* Fiery scented incense, such as sage or cedar.
First, establish your working circle, after you've gathered all your materials together. Make sure you have a comfortable place to sit and draw. You'll be here a while.
Face the east and say:
"Spirits of the East, powers of Air, I ask that you be present at this spe
Just To Funny A Must ReadI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the
I've Been SickI've been laid up at home most of this week feeling bleurgh. Gimme some love.
No Man Is Above The Law - Except CheneyNo man is above the law - except Cheney By Robyn Blumner
24 Jan 2007
The vice president [sic] made it a point to go on "Fox News Sunday" last week and declare that the recently reported spying being done on Americans by the military is all just fine and dandy. As usual, the vice president cut through all the legal niceties with his explanation of why the military's use of an investigative tool known as a national security letter to obtain the banking and credit records of potentially hundreds of Americans was not a violation of the general rule against domestic intelligence gathering by the military. "There's nothing wrong with it or illegal," Cheney said. "It doesn't violate people's civil rights." Ah. It's legal because he says it is - just like waterboarding isn't torture because the vice president considers it otherwise.
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Now You Got Something To Die For..Now you've got something to die for.
Infidel, Imperial
Lust for blood, a blind crusade
Apocalyptic, we count the days.
Bombs to set the people free, blood to feed the dollar tree
Flags for coffins on the screen, oil for the machine
Army of liberation, gunpoint indoctrination
The fires of sedition
Fulfill the prophecy.
Now you've got something to die for.
Send the childrean to the fire, sons and daugthers stack the pyre
Stoke the flame of the empire, live to lie another day
Face of hypocrisy, raping the democracy
Apocalyptic, we count the days.
We'll never get out of this hole until we've dug our own grave
And drug the rest down with us, the burning home of the brave
Burn.
Now you've got something to die for.
Bikers Contest Comming~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~
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~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Delays, Delays...Why is it that when there's someone somewhat attractive and interesting of the opposite gender who joins your music project and comes around to do recordings, that nothing resembling recording takes place... Siobhan came over and we accomplished nothing, I think I need to establish some sort of plan for how to concentrate, like only invite ugly people to be in my music projects in future. Still, I'm sure eventually we'll get round to recording, I just need a third party present to seperate when we get distracted...
Anyone got any suggestions?
Friendsi tell u what... u bitch someone out tell them u never wanna see their asses again.. and ur the one feeling bad about it... i was about to go up to these bitches apt. today and apalogyzzzzzzze but i desided not to.. i was like no fuck that... they fucked up they burnt bridges why should i be the one to say i am sorry... eh... o well right...
EpicureanLaying silent, thoughts milling,
eyes gently closed, fluttering
sensations of love soft and alluring
reaching inwards of a mind; pleasing.
Stroking sinews with sensual emotions,
electrifying currents circulate these notions,
tantalising, luxuriating mind and sight,
like the epicurean savouring sensuous delight.
Invigorating salubrious tender reflections
losing yourself in infinite recollections,
from amorous embraces, words so gentle,
fervent kisses to ardent love so fundamental.
Instrumental in this wave of flowing thoughts,
your subtle accented voice a surge within brought,
like the soft smooth touch of a soothing rose,
love blossoms fragrantly and lovingly grows.
Surprising PeopleThought for the day. — Thursday, January 25, 2007
The less people think of you, the more easily they are impressed by you.
Basicly, all you need to do to impresss someone is excede their expectations. If someone they think is smart says something somewhat intelligent, it's no big deal. But if someone stupid says something somewhat intelligent, then they are far more surprised, and more likly to be impressed.
It's nice to look young. And it's fun to go around looking " ate-up " and then say somewhat intelligent things, or sometimes to help people or correct people. This person who they suspect least to even be as smart or helpfull as or anything as them, is the one helping them out, or making them look stupid. Sometimes to impress people, it's easier if you don't look " your best ".
Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been JudgedThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)ModerateLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Keep The Passion On A Razor's EdgeA choir of Angels I thought I heard,
on a soft silver breeze it was transferred,
In cosmic beauty I saw up high,
tenuous Angelic wings gracefully fly.
Saw the hundreds float and dance,
surrounding us within a trance,
Lost in heavens of sheer delight,
in this sanctum of pure white light.
I felt emotions like never before,
urging me gently through passions door,
You took me onto a higher realm
where you were master at the helm.
Your words that tantalised and pledged,
kept the passion on a razors edge,
Then you slowly fed my soul
all your power, so in control.
I gave in willingly to all your charms,
my golden heart within your arms,
You stoked and fuelled me like a fire,
which swayed and burned, and did aspire.
You have me always, day and night,
thoughts of leaving don't feel right,
What heavenly power do you possess ?
I've lost my heart, I do confess !
Next One;-)A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The drunk replies, "Tits"
Thank Youi would like to thank everyone who has rated mt pics and left me comments.if i haven't rated your photos,please let me know.
Odyssey 100The first home video game system, the Odyssey 100, was introduced in 1972.
Veinte Y CincoI dont know why, but it hit me the other day while Im riding the city bus.....I will be 25 on my next birthday... 25!!!!!!!! Im soo not ok about this! Im freakin out! That is a quarter of a century!! I seriously almost had a panic attack. My friends wil be too, or alreayd are, so why doesnt it seem like a big deal to them? Why doesnt it seem like a big deal to me that they are that old? Some are older!! So why the panicking about me being 25? I'll get to the bottome of this, but for now Im just going to kinda hide in my shell and take it all in.
Oh no.. Do I look 25? No please no....... i wanna stay young and happy forever... 25...grrrr.
If U Know A SoldierThey sleep on cots made for just one
Sometimes even with their boots on
They awake long before the sun
And work very hard to stay strong
Strong for themselves
Strong for their families
Strong for the country they serve
Strong for the flag that waves above
They work and train
In the heat, cold, and rain
They sweat, they swear
Sometimes wondering why they are there
In the distance they hear gun fire
And watch the hawks fly over
They pray for their brothers
Their loved ones and themselves
And yet they go on
Doing their job
Determined to make proud
The ones that have passed on
They fight for justice
They serve for freedom
They cry for the fallen
And celebrate the day
These are our soldiers
Proud and strong
Serving flag and country
Away and at home
For the job they do
We need to give our support
So they know they are loved
From the depths of our hearts
~~ I write this for every soldier - past, present, future -
Without You ~ Mariah CareyNo I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way The story goes You always smile but in your eyes Your sorrow shows Yes it shows
No I can't forget tomorrow When I think of all my sorrow When I had you there But then I let you go And now it's only fair That I should let you know What you should know
I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give anymore I can't live If living is without you I can't give I can't give anymore
Well I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way The story goes You always smile but in your eyes Your sorrow shows Yes it shows
I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give any more I can't live If living is without you I can't give I can't give anymore
The HugIt was your birthday, we had drunk and dined
Half of the night with our old friend
Who'd showed us in the end
To a bed I reached in one drunk stride.
Already I lay snug,
And drowsy with the wine dozed on one side.
I dozed, I slept. My sleep broke on a hug,
Suddenly, from behind,
In which the full lengths of our bodies pressed:
Your instep to my heel,
My shoulder-blades against your chest.
It was not sex, but I could feel
The whole strength of your body set,
Or braced, to mine,
And locking me to you
As if we were still twenty-two
When our grand passion had not yet
Become familial.
My quick sleep had deleted all
Of intervening time and place.
I only knew
The stay of your secure firm dry embrace.
I CraveI crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day
I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.
I hunger for your sleek laugh,
your hands the color of a savage harvest,
hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails,
I want to eat your skin like a whole almond.
I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body,
the sovereign nose of your arrogant face,
I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes,
and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight,
hunting for you, for your hot heart,
like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.
What To Dosome times u hit a brick walland u feel traped some say they feel like theres nothin they can do right u put in a movie they get pissed u dont put it in they get mader it ant just the small stuff it can be anything it could be life changing and they still dont care this is the worst place to be traped there really is no way to go once u get here there is no goo d way out well what im tryin to say if u ever got lie thiis or are like this right now then comment on this on what u would do hope to here from u
Another Disgustin' Perv On Ct..People like this..
jimmy
He sent a disgusting 'i want to #$%^ you' shout to my fiancee.
I'm not asking you to do anything to him, except for my lady friends, don't associate with him. That's all. I already took the liberty of defending my Bella.
-Jaha
Public Service AnnouncmentTHIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT
If your sunkist is frozen
And your to impatiant to wait for it to thaw
Get another one
I repeat
Get another one
Do NOT open the frozen one
It will explode and dye your face orange
And your hands
And if you have already opened it
Do not think that if you poke a tiny hole in the side with a scissors, that you can suck it through the hole
You'd be wrong
So as you try to plug that hole up and make a mad dash to the sink
Please do not try to open the bottle again
This will only further your problem
If you've already fucked up
Hahaha
You probably look like me right now
Boo...
This Public Service Announcment Was Brought To You By: The girl who's gonna serve her boyfriend a bottle of frozen sunkist
Kingdom Of HeavenFingers tracing, tickling, teasing,
Hot breath exploring soft blushing skin,
Urgent usherings through new folds uncovered
by subtle moans and seductive moves.
Tasting love,
testing Love,
discovering... GASPS!
Heartbeat, hot breath, quivering lips,
Glistening baubles of feminine mystique,
Trembling 'neath touches of male desire,
Presure in rhythm brings writhing and giggling,
Dividing the covers with sweet scents of love.
Nibbling with lips and teasing with tongue,
That blow the world and it's woes far away
Blowing, blinding, tickling, pleasing.
Darkest of night, starkest of day.
Pieces Of ......FOR THOSE WHO WANT A BRIEFING ABOUT ME;
Attempting to express
The feelings of my heart
I put my pen to paper
And try to make a start
Endeavouring to capture
Words that just aren’t there
Is the language of the heart
Spoken anywhere?
Yet still something is telling me
Of words I must impart
So stumblingly I start to try
To translate from my heart
At best it will be a shadow
Of what a heart can say
But rather than give up
I write it anyway
And when at last I’m finished
I ponder on my art
Have I managed to convey
A small piece of my heart?
The TiedWaves of love
That
Wash over
Me
Ebbing
And Flowing
When You're
Here
With me
Here
Fingures
That reach out
To
Your shore
To
Glide
All over
You and return
For me
This
Torrent
Can Toss me
In to
Deep
Hold me
In Thrall Untill
I weep
Waves
From which
There is no place
To hide
I'm
Swept up
And carried along
By the
Tied
Back Home, For Now.Hey everyone. The procedures went well, except instead of coming out extremely happy due to the anesthesia, I came out extremely groggy and with excrutiating pain. That was a bummer. I wanted to be happy and have no pain. Oh well. I was happy to finally be able to eat. :) I had been on a "clear liquid diet" for almost two days. Where all I could eat was broth, jello, hard candy and drink nothing but black coffee, gatorade, water, juice. Have nothing colored red. No dairy or carbs. Basically, I was eating like I would if I was sick. It sucked. My first stop after the procedures....Drive Thru!! The reason I was getting these procedures (endoscopy and colonoscopy) was for a diagnosis. I've been dealing with stomach issues for several years now, where it nearly debilitates me. I can take several stomach pills a day, or it can be bad enough where I take pain medication. Either way, I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. The worst part about these procedures is the diet
New To Cherry Tapthis is pretty tight i remember seein' it b4 but never tried it i just wish i knew how to edit stuff on here n' work on my page
On The + SideHe Likes the cure...
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i love Robert Smith
& The Mailman Was Late Today& i got tired of waiting for him.
i swear...if today went any fucking slower it would be going in reverse. ech. time needs a sugar rush. lol. it days like this that drain me of all my wonderful energy. but hey...thats life right? damn...i just realized i broke yet another nail...im starting to think that this long nail thing is a tad overrated.
yosh came over last night for a sleepover. i hadnt seen her since i left karate...and that was almost 2 years ago. she got into kingsville...tried that out but her party girl ways got the best of her and she dropped out. now shes at some college in mexico & doing pretty good. she kinda freaked when she asked me where sean was i told her hed left for san diego back in december for the marine corps. i luv that girl to bits...after all shes another one of my many bad influences. it was awesome seeing her again.
i woke up kinda late today. it seems that the only time i can actually find some sleep is during the day. i had a good lunch...g
Sex On The Beach, Not Just A Drink AnymoreA young man around 25 named Tom was walking along the beach when he noticed a very beautiful women suning herself a little ways from where he was standing. He never saw anything as beautful as her in his live, nowing she had to be older then her he continued to walk knowing there was no way she would stop him. As he past her she looked up and start checking out this young man,being alone she stopped him told him her name was Alison and she was very lonely and and a little bored, he said his name was Tom and it was a pleasure to meet her,they started talking and he couldnt help but stare at her beautiful body that he just starting to get hard just looking at her. She couldnt help but look down and noticed his enlarging cock,she was horny herself but didnt want to show it knowing that her being 39 might scare this hot young man away,but after a while she couldnt take it much long and leaned over and told Tom that she would love to see his enlarged cock, Tom only being 25 didnt want to le
Angels From The HeavensON ANGELS WINGS
Lets fly into the heavens,
And search the world together,
For that special place,
Of peace and goodwill.
Let us travel the world over,
Spread the goodwill,
Build better relationships,
For all of mankind.
Spreading of the angels wings,
Causes a gentle breeze,
Passing it on to humanity,
The winds of hope. On angels wings, Our dreams are fulfilled,
The hopes become realities,
For disappointments fade.
A vision of sincerity,
The knowledge for kindness, Symbols of hope,
Everything becomes so directed.
On Angels Wings, Our futures look bright,
Love is abound, A world at peace.
by keith d L MARCH 30 2006
copyrighted
Back To RealityI live in a world where you dont exist,
a world where you're just a figment of my imagination.
I live in a place where I can wear stripes and stars, and not be afraid to walk down the street.
I live in a place where I can smile at my neighbor without someone thinking Im in the wrong.
I live in shades, in colors. Where ever I want to live.
A place without you.
Without the bombs
without the guns
without the pain
without the bleeding
and the screams.
I live in my own world, where you dont exist.
You cant hurt me here.
You cant cut me, beat me, bleed me.
You cant touch me here.
I live in a world you could only imagine.
I live in a world of freedom.
You don't belong here.
But I didnt think...this world would end,
as soon as I woke up.
Back to the bombs
back to the guns
back to the pain
back to the bleeding
and the screams.
Back to reality.
-UnTouched Sanity
-Loyal
Den Of Illusionzzzz - Check It Out! ;o)HEY YA'LL THIS IS MY NEW LOUNGE...... PLEASE COME CHECK IT OUT AND JOIN WHEN YA GET THE CHANCE...? WOULD LOVE TO SEE YA IN THERE!
( btw, I'm a dj in it too if ya didn't already know lol )
LIVE DJ'S - WE PLAY YOUR FAVORITE SONG/GROUPS REQUESTS - FRIENDLY FUN MEMBERS - NO DRAMA!
LET'S BUILD UP A HAPPY FUN FRIENDLY FAMILY! ;O)
CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO ENTER.......THANX
LUV YA'S! XOXOX'S .....JADE :D
My Sweets,pleaseMy sweets, I Love You...
My sweets, I Want You...
My sweets, I Need You...
My sweets, I Will have You...
My sweets, I want to Taste You inside and out...
My sweets, You had me the day we meet...
My sweets, Please Please don't let me go....
My sweets, Please believe me when I tell you,
I Love You and I Miss You....
My sweets, There isn't a day that goes, where i don't think of you...
My sweets, I Wish These Walls Could Talk......
My sweets, They would say" I want you more"....
My sweets, I LOVE YOU SO... I don't want to lose you.....
Upon The Cross:Upon the cross:
Eyes wide shut, looking into the darkness with anticipations for the first touch,
Or lash of the toy in which She chooses, my senses on high
Blocking out the sounds around me, giving up my body and soul to the one I love
With an electric thrash upon my skin, all nerve endings flash with excitement, as my mind repents for past discretions as I offer myself to Her, wishing every lash is harder to strip away the sins of my doing. making me find a lusting hunger for Her strength and an excitement for the next lash upon me
Giving myself to Her in all ways, knowing it will never be enough to cleanse me and to make Her feel whole again,,
Knowing as She takes me down from the cross I yearn to stay upon it and wishing She would keep me there for Her frustration and pleasures .
For my penance is to serve Her with thy skin, blood and sweat .
Scott baker
N1--Are you moody in the morning? YES. It's a really bad time to attempt to talk to me and don't tell me anything that I need to remember.
2--Have you ever behaved like a stalker? yes
3--Do you appreciate other people's opinions? yeah, i guess, to a point.
4--Does baby corn freak you out? no...
5--Can you lie and keep a straight face? yes
6--Have you ever feared for somebody else's life? yes
7--Do you prefer honesty, even when it hurts? Yes
8--Have you ever consulted a psychic? no
9--If yes, do you consider yourself a moron? heh
10--Does the opposite sex's BO turn you on? well...in some sick way a sweaty guy from working hard is kind of sexy
11--Have you ever stayed in a relationship out of habit? Yes, my last serious relationship was that way.
12--Have you ever deliberately not told someone that they had something in their teeth? Nope, I alawys say something. I would want to know.
13--What was the best decision you ever made? I don't think it's been
New Years PartyNew Years Party
I’m at your house for a New Years party, it’s after twelve and the guests have left accept for you and your friend and me. You and your friend our on the couch and I’m sitting on the chair. You and your friend decide to tease me a little, you and her start kissing softly at first and then harder with your tongues probing each others mouths. Your hands exploring her body, hers massaging your firm tits. You both get up and undress each other, my cock is rock hard. You lay on your back with your legs open as your friend is going down on you, her tongue sucking and teasing your clit, her hands massaging your hard nipples. She works your clit then slips her pierced tongue into your wet hole. You moan softly as she moves in and out of your pussy. You gesture me to come over so I get undressed and kneel behind your friend. My tongue starts with giving her ass hole a good licking my right hands reaches to massage her clit slowly rubbing and circling with my finger. You pu
Dawn's Sexy Acronym- Dawn's Sexy Acronym -
Dis for...DesirousAis for...ArousingWis for...WildNis for...Nasty
The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com
I Believe...I believe - that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't
love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I believe - that we don't have to change friends if we understand that
friends change.
I believe - that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you
every once in a while and you must
forgive them for that.
I believe -that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest
distance. Same goes for true love.
I believe - that you can do something in an instant that will give you
heartache for life.
I believe - that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to
be.
I believe - that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It
may be the last time you see them.
I believe - that you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I believe - that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I believe - that either you control your attitude or it control
Helen P. DaleyCONCORD -- Helen P. Daley, 91, a longtime Pillsbury Street resident, died Jan. 23, 2007, at Presidential Oaks Nursing Home.
She was born in Warner to Fred and Esther (Melvin) Harris.
She graduated from Simonds Free High School in Warner and Concord Business College.
Mrs. Daley was a member of the Penacook "Aces" basketball team and enjoyed playing tennis. She was an avid sports fan.
She retired as head teller at New Hampshire Savings Bank
Ok,thoughts For Tonight!!My thoughts,hmm,good topic to many to post all here.Well main thought is fuck everything,just the kind of mood I'm in. Just have those times where nothing you say or do makes anything better,well thats where i have been for a few days. So have to agree with a few other people why even try anymore,no point. Anyways thats all for now,could say more but whats the point won't change anything,so why waste the energy. Peace everyone.
What's Your Love Type?Your Love Type: ISFP
The Artist
In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions.
For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings.
Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener.
However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes.
Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ
What's Your Love Type?
The Power Of WomanThere were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.
When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
Teenage Contest Updates~ Teenager contest updates ~
1st Place......
with 14407 comments
2nd Place......
with 4690 comments
3rd Place......
with 53 comments
4th Place......
with 49 comments
5th Place......
with 2 comments
Remember you can comment bomb your own pic!
Maria
Unanswered QuestionsUNANSWERED QUESTIONS
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)
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3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
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4. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
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5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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How Women Get To HeavenA small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless.
"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes
into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"
"What do you mean?" says his mother.
"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her
balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,
"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"
Break Out The Birthday Candles!happy birthday to meee..... happy birthday to MEEEEE. happy birtyday dear mattyyyyy...happy birthday tooooo MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snipits From George Carlin's Brain DroppingsTHE WISEST MAN I EVER KNEW TAUGHT ME SOMETHING I NEVER FORGOT. AND ALTHOUGH I NEVER FORGOT IT, I NEVER QUITE MEMORIZED IT EITHER. SO WHAT IM LEFT WITH IS THE MEMORY OF HAVING LEARNED SOMETHING VERY WISE THAT I CANT QUITE REMEMBER.
STIES ARE CAUSE BY WATCHING YOUR DOG SHIT.
SOMETIMES A LITTLE BRAIN DAMAGE CAN HELP.
WE'RE ALL FUCKED. IT HELPS TO REMEMBER THAT.
I FEEL SORRY FOR HOMELESS GAY PEOPLE; THEY HAVE NO CLOSET TO COME OUT OF. IN FACT, I IMAGINE IF YOU WERE GAY AND HOMELESS, YOU,D PROBABLY BE GLAD JUST TO HAVE A CLOSET.
I'VE ADOPTED A NEW LIFESTYLE THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE MY PRESENCE. IN FACT, IF I DONT WANT TO, I DONT HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED AT ALL, AND I STILL GET CREDIT FOR A FULL DAY.
I CANT BEAR TO GO TO THE CHILDREN'S ZOO. I ALWAYS WONDER HOW THEIR PARENTS CAN ALLOW THEM TO BE KEPT IN THOSE LITTLE CAGES.
IF YOU TAKE CORN OFF THE COB, NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE CORN-OFF-THE-COB, YOU ALSO HAVE COBS-OUT-FROM-INSIDE-THE-CORN.
WHY DO FOREIGN SOLDIERS MARCH FUNNY? DO
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Miranda looked through the lens at her subject. Sheridan posed beautifully. Her brown skin shone like mocha in the lights. Sparkles gleamed from her body from some exotic lotion spread all over her delectable body. Miranda shook her head…where had that thought come from? She needed a break, maybe she’d been working to hard lately.
Ok Sheridan move a little to the left for me?
Call me Sheri sweetie. Sheridan purred back at her.
Sheri slowly stretched her arms and moved a little to the left on the black leather sofa she was draped over. Her small white bikini barely covered her body. Miranda licked her lips as she watched her subject. She’d never had feelings like this for any of the other subjects she’d work with. What was it about this one?
Alright Sheri show love to the people buying this magazine.
Like this…Sheri said as she moved slowly and
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3900 Saturday Mornings3900 Saturday Mornings
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way, the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most enjoyable.
A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the garage with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What began as a typical Saturday morning turned into one of those lessons that life seems to hand you from time to time. Let me tell you about it:
I turned the dial up into the phone portion of the band on my ham radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning swap net. Along the way, I came across an older sounding chap, with a tremendous signal and a golden voice. You know the kind; he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business. He was telling whom-ever he was talking with something about "a thousand marbles." I was intrigued and stopped to listen to what h
Nothing, Really."Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away."
-Hugh Means
Sweethearts ContestPlease stop by and leave as many comments as you have time for!! I have entered in the Sweethearts Contest and can use some help from my friends, fans, and family!!! You all know that I always return the favor and have helped out when I could so please stop by and show sum love!!!
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Qualities Of A Romantic PersonYou’ll never guess what Tarzan got Jane for Valentine’s Day last year!
Cards and flowers, right. You got it. How’d you know?
It might be because that’s also what Tarzan got Jane for their anniversary. And her birthday. And Mother’s Day. And after all their arguments last year.
Tarzan loves Jane, and he tries hard. It’s just that Jane needs a little romance in her life, and he’s pretty much a washout in that area. Sadly, there’s a lot of Tarzans out there. They know they need to show their love and admiration in some special way, but it always seems to come down to the old standbys: the dinners, the cards, flowers and candy. And so another special occasion goes by, and neither partner feels very special.
Just what is this thing called “being romantic” anyway? If it’s not all those thousands of cards we see in the stores, what can we do to cultivate an air of romance? How can we let our loved ones know how loved they really are? An endless string of books and talk shows are
Ten Things To Be RomanticListen closely to your partner’s words, actions, and moods.
Allow your true feelings and vulnerabilities to show.
Admit to your partner that you haven’t been as romantic as you would like to be and that you’re committed to changing. Ask for help if you think you’ll need it.
Ask friends and family about what they know that makes your partner happy.
Do something to re-create one of your partner’s cherished memories.
Offer support, encouragement and help when your partner is down and overlook mistakes and flaws. Celebrate your human-ness.
Do something to improve yourself: learn time management so you have more moments together, join a gym, or quit smoking.
Give of yourself in an uncharacteristic way: if you’ve never written poetry, try some. If you’ve never given your partner something hand-made, or cooked a home meal, give it a shot.
Try expressing your love the way children do, such as with a dandelion from the back yard.
Do things just to make your partner ha
2nd Cursing Out2ND TIRADE..JUST NEEDED TO CONTINE
I'm sick and tired of white people trying to be black.. fuck those assholes.. im tired of johnny redneck acting hard cause he likes nascar.. just cause half a billion ppl like it doesn't make it a fucking sport. 2ndly I need pussy.. I need pussy to no extent. fuck those skinny ass bitches putting me down cause i like girls with a nice round ass..first all i know std's are out there..just cause the bitch had sex with more than 2 guys doesn't make them whores. You know what else..im tired of the fucking ppl in the deli who can't speak english. than make you a sandwhich which is turkey when it should be chicken..how do you fuck that up? I POINTED TO THE FUCKING SIGN THAT SAYS SPECIALS..
you know what else? what is up wwith my boss? she's a cunt.. all bosses are cunts.. unless your a guy than your just a plain old dick.. my boss cause suck her ass hole.. they can eat cum on a cum dick with a cummed on asshole
FUCK MY BOSS...HER LAST NAME IS
Kissing The Moon .....twoTheir kisses become a little more probing, and less shy. His hands now moving over her shoulders and pushing the thin straps of her tank top aside. Moaning she lets her head fall back as he starts trailing kisses down her neck and across her shoulders. Her body reacting to every kiss and caress. Their breathing becoming a little more rapid. She enjoys the feeling of his hand as he covers her breast, and gently massages it.
She wants him to just pull her top off so she can feel his hands on her skin, his lips kissing her. Intuitively he feels her need and slowly his hands drift under her black shirt. First stroking over her stomach and then reaching her breasts. The pleasure of that first touch is indescribable. The aching for that touch has been running through her mind since the moment he started kissing her. Her nipples are taut, aching to be teased and tasted.
Slowly, he pushes her shirt up over her breasts and nuzzles into them. The sensuous feeling of his tongue swirling aro
Stabbing Westward-inside YouI feel your lips
I taste your skin
I need to know
I need to feel you from within
As your blood burns through my skin
I feel complete
I breathe you in
It's where you end and I begin
If only I could stay here...forever
So much to tell you
So much to confide
Now that I'm inside you
We are flesh
We are one
So why do I feel so much guilt for what I've done?
As your blood burns through my skin
I feel release
I breathe you in
It's where you end and I begin
If I could only stay here...forever
So much to tell you
So much to give you
So much to confide
Now that I'm inside you
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Oh yeah, I got a pack of hounds ready to pounce, I better see ya bounce along, fido
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A Woman Of Fire"Is there anything hotter than I woman burning with romantic fever? "
What is this feeling
of extreme heat
traveling like a woman’s
ignited passion
throughout my anatomy?
Fiery woman, why has thou infected me
with your romantic fever?
Were you born inside a volcano?
Does lava flow in your veins?
Because how else can a woman
be so hot with romantic fever!
Am I to become
your inferno of love
or shall I be
burned at your stake?
Yours arms looked
so warm and rosy
yet fire doors they were
waiting to shut me inside of you.
Why cook my body
over your campfires
of hot passion
as if it was a marshmallow?
Is this not torture
or your way
of giving fiery love unto me?
My burning soul
in earsplitting outcry
wept "behold what I now be
because of thee."
My thoughts burn
with so much fiery fierceness
my mind is afraid to think
fearful it will set my brain on fire.
Afraid of being barbecued
in this heat
my spirit has fled my body.
My emot
Kid With Pet Contest!~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~
I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol
so it will run from 2/1 thur 2/8
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MistakenI lay here in my bed at night,
and think of you as i look into the moonlight.
at first i thought you were the guy of my dreams.
turns out you were nothing like it seemed.
i thought you were my one true love.
i swore you were sent from above,
but once again i was wrong.
your love for me was imagined all along.
you put me through so much pain.
you cause me to go emotionally insane.
but now that you are a part of my past...
i can go back to living at last.
Life Is Too ShortLife is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right forget about the ones who dont and believe that everything happens for a reason if you get a chance take it.
If it changes your life let it nobody said It would be easy They just promised it to be worth it....
So..I'm sitting here, sweden is cold as you know, I suppose. I'm drinking my coffee. A bit tired actually...
I'm building my big art-site right now with all my paintings, sketches, drawings, shortmovies ah you name it.. (maybe I'll post the link when its ready).. Not getting much done when I am on CT hehe..
OOps, the coffee is cold, must get a fresh cup..
I Will...When you are sad...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue...
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile...
I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared...
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick...
Stay away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...
I pledge til the end
Why you ask me...
Because you are my friend!
My Valentines Day Heart Says..Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic
What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays
Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
*lol doesn't sound like me at all*
Hell Last NightWell, yesterday wasnt such a good day for me..
First i started hell week, which will last 5 days, than, as i was taking the garbage out, i was stupid enough to try n walk down the stairs (which btw had been snowing) well as i went for the second step, i slipped n than i tried to brace myself with my right hand as i fell all the way to the bottom...i rolled over, tried to catch my breath, n walked slowly back up the stairs, told my mom, looked at my wrist, n man it started to swell. My mom put some ice on it, gave me some pain meds, got me a new pair of pants n socks to wear to the hospital thinking my arm was broken for the second time in my life. As i waited for the doctor, i went thru 3 ice packs, got some xrays, pain killers finally kicked in, all for the doctors to tell me i just badly sprained my wrist, so now im wearing a wrist brace to help support my wrist so it doesnt hurt so much. But as i write this, im sore, my wrist is killing me.... cries
No LiesNO LYING SURVEY!
EIGHT THINGS:
8. last cigarette: hour or so
7. last beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
6. last phone call: Kathy!
3. last BUBBLE bath: don't remember
2. last time you cried: hour or so
1. last meal: Chicken breats, pilaf and peas
SEVEN have you's:
7. have you ever dated someone twice? yes
6. have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?y es
4. have you ever fallen in love? yes
3. have you ever lost someone? yes
2. have you ever been depressed? permanently
1. have you ever had a heartbreak? yeah
SIX things you did in the last three days
6. Went to school: nope
5. Went to work: Waaay too many hours
4. Colored: Who has time
3. Got drunk: unfortunately
2. Had sex: Yep
1. Hurt yourself: yes
List FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to
1. Beau
2. Thomas
3. Stan
4. Kathy
THIS YEAR...
Fallen out of love
uh uh
Laughed until you cried
yeah..
Met someone who changed your l
Survey SaysOff-the-Wall- Questions
Body: Off-The-Wall Questions:
1. When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?
Last year at Santa's Village.. lol. Coooold.
2. Family member you most resemble?
I'd pick the father I've never met.. Since I'm told he was blonde with blue eyes.
3. Do you own your own Bible?
Nope although I've read it cover to cover and the inconsistancies and outright lies led me to be the unbeliever I am today.
4. Do you wear deodorant?
Of course! I don't want to smell like a cesspool!
5. Do you clean up nice?
Damn right!
6. When was the last time you tripped and fell?
And fell?? Wow I dunno. It's been awhile.
7. Where was the last place you slept besides your home?
Umm Presque Isle Maine.
8. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of silence.
9. Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?
Nope
10. Ever run out of gas on the road?
I have
11. What would you rather do, rake the leaves, or mow the lawn?
I'll mow the law
Stupid Drama ShitMore about being hostile — Thursday, February 01, 2007
Ok, so I haven't been writing much latly. There's all sorts of drama been going on. I broke up with my gf. Meanwhile, Claudia, at the department of workforce services in Ogden, thinks I am abusing my gf. ( now ex-gf. ) That's insane, but still upsetting. The day I was accused of being hostile, claudia told my gf that she didn't have a problem telling me about what was going on. Well, I did call her boss later the same day, and told her what happend, and that she shouldn't talk to, or treat people the way she did that day and the few days before that.
Well, so now claudia said that she thinks I am abusing her. Or that's what claudia says. Claudia's other job is working with battered women. So she is probably cynical and basicly sexist and all men are scum to ther because that's what she mostly works with. Basicly, she is pissed off cuz I called her boss. And as I told her boss, I would have m
Last Night At Work ....I seriously think that some of the staff think that the morte trouble they cause without getting into real trouble, the quicker we will go back to the old way of doing things. Well I hate to tell them but no it won't. what could happen is that the company decides that maybe it is better to have contractors and go for the lowest priced contract and make the staff redundant.
They was told things are going to change and some think they have some power, well smell the coffee as you haven't and they will find out as time goes by.
Last night was a bit of a stressful one, but we know what they are upto and plannning for their next moves. The previous night i saw some of the trouble makers talking to each other, and i didn't take any notice. Of course i told the other chargehands what was going on, but thought well if they are trying to stir things up then let them. Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves!
Tonight could be the pain though as the supervisor is off tonight.
Bored As UsualSo any predictions for what Punxsutawney Phil will do today? I know for sure it will be below freezing here in WI, think negative digits.
So for once in a very long time I have absolutely nothing planned for this long weekend. No school, no work and no visitors. No one to keep me warm. So I will be forced to amuse myself. You know what they say about idle hands...they are the devil's tools. So I am looking for some suggestions on new pics to put up. I have some ideas, but may need a hand.
I hope everyone has a great weekend and if you are anywhere near the midwest, try to stay warm. Muah.
Help Me Out?I'm maxed out with my photo limit again. Anyone willing to buy me a Blast or help me raise my level again, please? I'm not one to ask for this kind of stuff a lot, but I'd like to be able to post more photos.
Don't Fuck With Me Bitch, I'm The Mightiest Sorceror In The Land!Lock me out of your comp?
Ok.
Hi, I'm Matt, have we met?
That guy that circumvents everyfuckingthing you try to do to me?
Silly rabbit...A cable here, a switch there, and ta-da.
Matt's online.
With!
A better monitor.
Now then...Mayhap I'll swipe the soundcard too.
It would be nice to be able to hear things again.
Hmm.
What Odes Your Candy Heart Say?Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Orange Joke...(made Me Smile)Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes
were
lined up outside the police station as
They took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the
Street and was so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh
oranges to
those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at
the end
of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em
dry!"
The policeman fainted
Traditions - IiAmerican Tradition of the Goddess
Also know as AMTRAD for short. AMTRAD is a Wiccan teaching tradition that was started in the mid 1980s by three solitaries. In the early nineties, the bylaws and initiation process were formalized, and tenets and degree system were initiated.
The American Tradition of the Goddess honors the Triple Goddess and the Triple God. The Goddess is seen as the creative force, and the God as her consort and counselor. The rituals of the wheel of the year are followed, and there is no tie to a particular pantheon. Indeed members are encouraged to use their creativity in ritual construction and to use elements from different pantheons and cultures.
During their first, or 'Rainbow' year, students of this tradition begin study and first taught the basic tenets of Wicca. After this year has passed, if a student is then initiated to first degree, they are considered a witch and asked to do one of the sabbats that year. After no less than a year and a day, a se
Struck....!A picture paints a thousand words, but few can hold the brush and paint the right picture...
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A tree of light, a tree of spark.
Light, then sound, paints the dark.
A beautiful work of natures touch.
the power to grasp, a bit too much.
The other side of this beauty's burst
lightning's force stabs at the earth
can stop a life or start fires anew
as rain surrounds the horizon's view.
But writers can have a similar spark
a lightning thought light's up their dark
the words appear with a muses touch
the literary challenge a bit too much.
The other side of this writers lament
the struggle for words to help cement
the meaning behind the story to tell
sometimes lost in the brain from hell.
It Finally Works..Hey Friends and Fans and Family..I'm Sorry For bugging you.. But If it don't work this time.. im counting myself out..lol
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At The AltarIn the twilight of the evening,
When the sun hides its glow.
I think of the nights that we shared
As our love for each other grew.
Each kiss was a bond of friendship
As my body pressed close to you.
We knew our love for each other
Was beyond what others knew.
I whispered will you marry me
And my heart flew like a dove
When your soulful answer was yes.
We bonded as one at the altar of love
I'm Worth $67.501. Had sex: $6.00
2. Smoked: $5.00
3. Got drunk: $5.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $3.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $4.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $4.00
7. Cheated: $2.00
8. Fell asleep in class: $0.50
9. Been expelled: $5.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $3.00
11. Given oral: $5.00
12. Got oral: $5.00
13. Prank called the cops: $3.00
14. Stole something: $2.00
15. Done drugs: $5.00
16. Dyed your hair: $0.50
17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $4.00
19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00
21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
22. Been in love: $4.00
23. Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing: $1.00
24. Went streaking: $4.00
25. Got arrested: $5.00
26. Madeout with someone at the movies: $2.00
27. Peed in the pool: $0.50
28. Played spin the bottle: $1.00
29. Done something you regret: $3.00
The New Iraq TheoryThis one is way off from my normal blog but i felt the need to publish these thoughts. While driving to work this week i was listening to the news i heard what was going on in Iraq where insurgents are bombing and killing all sorts of Iraqis in them. Now here is my theory.
First we will start with the information that these bombers are targeting areas where men are gathering to find work. Which makes it easy for any bomber to take out large numbers.
Next part of information Iraq right now depending on the source you ask has an unemployment rate of over 40%.
Next a majority of the insurrgents are coming from the ranks of the unemployed that have ill feelings towards what is going on.
These insurrgents are killing thier own friends and family to prove what point.
Now here is what i take from the info. With unemployment at 40 % and these numbers are making up the insurrgents. What better way for our government or and agency of our government to take care of unemployment and
I Need Some HelpI want to get a cross tat but I want something unique. I do not want a generic tattoo that I'll see other people with. If there are any artists out there who can draw something up for me I'd appreciate it.
So You Want To Become A Witch Things You Need To KnowFiction:
Witches worship Satan, do strange things with small animals in the woods and spend most of their time naked.
Fact:
Witches worship nature, recognise not only a God but also a Goddess and make magick by doing spells and rituals.
The emphasis Witchcraft puts on being close to nature is appealing for a lot of people who live stressed out lives dominated by clocks and technology. Witches practice their magick according to the cycles of the seasons and the phases of the moon and work to harmonise themselves with the outside world as they unleash their inner powers.
How Do You Become A Witch?
Maybe you have watched the sassy, sexy sisters of televisionâs Charmed and thought, âI want to be like that too!â Maybe youâve been browsing in a bookstore and an unusual book title caught your eye. Perhaps your mother and her mother are Witches (in which case youâd be a hereditary Witch). Most Witches these days start off as âsolitariesâ reading books and surfing the internet to fi
Styx- Best Of TimesTonight's the night we'll make history, honey, you and I
And I'll take any risk to tie back the hands of time
And stay with you here tonight
I know you feel these are the worst of times
I do believe it's true
When people lock their doors and hide inside
Rumor has it it's the end of Paradise
But I know, if the world just passed us by
Baby I know, I wouldn't have to cry
The best of times are when I'm alone with you
Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two
Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take the best, forget the rest
And someday we'll find these are the best of times
These are the best of times
The headlines read 'these are the worst of times'
I do believe it's true
I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide
I wish the summer winds could bring back Paradise
But I know, if the world turned upside down
Baby, I know you'd always be around
The best of times are when I'm alone with you
Some rain some shine, we'll make this a w
BubbaBubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Darryl and Gomer.
The three men had always done Everything together.
Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Darryl
said
"Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope. Ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange so he brought Gomer in
to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said
"Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
Yup, I never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say,
"Here comes Bubba with them two ass
Care For U.s. Veterans Could Cost Another $662 BillionCare for U.S. veterans could cost another $662 billion:
02 Feb 2007
Medical costs for U.S. veterans of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan could range from $350 billion to $662 billion over the next 40 years, as soldiers survive injuries that would have killed them in past conflicts, according to a Harvard University study.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/02/AR2007020200881.html
Words Or ActionsWhy is it I want to believe in people so much? Why do I believe words and ignore actions? There are times I know people cannot act on what they want and we must simply believe their words. When do you draw the line? How much should you believe? When do you simply say F YOU and walk away? Why can't I be strong enough to do that? I believe when I've been given no reason to... trust when there is no reason.
Someone Like YouForever Mine, I'm not quite sure
Past conversations are just a blur
you know that feeling of weak at the knees
like you could be that one for me.
Forever it seems that I have searched
to find someone just like you.
Someone to share my hopes and dreams with,
Someone to brighten my days.
Someone to wipe the tears from my eyes
if I was sad,
Someone to hold my hand.
Someone who'd be there to hold me tight,
Someone who understands.
This newfound feeling inside me,
it's almost more that I can take.
A feeling I have never felt before...
A feeling I'd like to get to know more.
Baby, I just want you to know...
I think you are that someone
that I've been searching for..
who could make my life complete.
I think you are that someone
who would love me endlessly
and would show me what life really means.
And I hope I can be with you
day after day.
Because I'm falling for you more
than my words could ever say.
4 Feb 07- Sunday4 Feb 07- Sunday
1902 Charles A Lindbergh Detroit MI, pilot (1st fly solo across Atlantic)
1913 Rosa Lee Parks civil rights activist (bus protester)
1921 Betty Friedan Peoria IL, feminist writer (Feminine Mystique)
1928 Dave Ketchum Quincy IL, actor (Agent 13-Get Smart)
1941 John Steel rock drummer (Animals)
1944 Florence LaRue Gordon Pennsylvania, rocker (5th Dimension)
1945 David Brenner Philadelphia PA, comedian/TV talk show host (Nightlife)
1946 Roy Yeager Doraville GA, rocker (Atlanta Rhythm Section)
1947 Dan Quayle (Senator-R-IN)/(44th Vice-President-R 1989-93)
1948 Alice Cooper [Vincent Furnier], Detroit MI, rocker (School's Out)
1950 Philip Ehart rock drummer (Kansas)
1952 Jerry Shirley rock drummer (Humble Pie)
1962 Clint Black Long Branch NJ, country vocalist (A Better Man)
1503 Queen Elizabeth consort of Henry VII of England, dies
1789 1st electoral college chooses Washington & Adams as President & Vice President 1861 Confederate constitutional convention
Why Men Are Happier- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be President.
- You can never be pregnant.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- You can wear NO Tee shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth..
- The world is your urinal.
- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Same work, more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation require
Where Will Our Children Live...Where Will Our Children Live...
A lonesome warrior stands in fear of what the future brings,
he will never hear the beating drums or the songs his brothers sing.
Our many nations once stood tall and ranged from shore to shore
but most are gone and few remain and the buffalo roam no more.
We shared our food and our land and gave with open hearts,
We wanted peace and love and hope, but all were torn apart.
All this was taken because we did not know what the white man had in store,
They killed our people and raped our lands and the buffalo roam no more.
But those of us who still remain hold our heads up high, and the spirits of
the elders flow through us as if they never died.
Our dreams will live on forever and our nations will be reborn, our bone and
beads and feathers all will be proudly worn.
If you listen close you will hear the drums and songs upon the winds, and in
the distance you will see....the buffalo roam again.
Re: Meaning Of Flag Draped Coffin.....thanks, Susan----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Celeste-A Devil Dogs Mom(R-TX)
Date: Feb 3, 2007 7:48 PM
From: Susan
Date: Feb 3, 2007 5:18 PM
Please, Take Time To Read This..
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Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin.
I HAVE BEEN THE OFFICER AT MANY MILITARY FUNERALS, WHOSE JOB IT WAS TO ACCEPT THE FLAG FROM THE FLAG BEARERS, AND PRESENT IT TO THE NEXT OF KIN, AND IT WAS A VERY SOLEMN HONOR,AND ALL OF THOSE ACCEPTED IT WITH GREAT HONOR AND RESPECT. THESE WERE MOMENTS THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.
GLENN JAYROE
MAJOR USA RETIRED
Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin.
All Americans shoul
In This Breath:Whew.
im chillinoutofthecold,this notch.
like undercovers,
but notundercover.
im prettyplainclothes.
hey!!
watchme!!!
see... these new words while holding my breath, fitting all that in one breath.
the spaces are stops to hold air in the lung.
this is the process in which i flow.
though flowing surely makes one head spin or maybe its the shortness of ones breath?
"ill explain to you and we will both see..." said the deaf man to the blind one...
...and they trudge on into time... its sand this time. last time it was umbilical slime. image the stench. imagine the pace of slop drool walking! i prayed for my bike, to god, I promised to lock these gears and skip through the timefabric once more.
tiring search for the whip of blue.
No Hangover (woohoo)After anight of drinking rum, snakebite, Guinness, mead, wine and water.
I woke mildly sickly but not hung over.
I was able to go to UU and now i am home to continue my day of music listening and maybe some reading later on.
Someone To Hold Me, Another Poem"Someone To Hold Me"
Someone to hold me
Someone to trust
Someone to love
Someone to share me with
Someone to look into my eyes
Someone to breathe with me
Someone to touch me
Someone to feel who I am
Someone to want me
Someone to need me
Someone to love me
Someone to miss me
Someone to always think of me
Someone to dream of me
Someone to know me
Someone to laugh with me
Someone to cry with me
Someone to just lay with me
Someone to hug me
Someone to like me
This is what I want
Am I asking too much
I don't care about the worldly things
I just want
Someone to hold me.
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Copyright 2007 TLC
The Rectum StretcherWhile she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit),
a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,
"what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A
rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand goes in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!"
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face.
Giver Of DarkGiver of Dark
Slowly dimming waning light
Creation of the shadowed night
And far beneath the canopy of trees
Awaiting was the witches deed
All cloaked in Black thy make no sounds
Yet silence brought the spirits round
I speak of all the spirits dead
While creeping darkness came to wed
Giver of Dark
Spring life from the soils
Protection of the troubles and toils
Bind thee in thy secret mysteries
and echo haunting melodies
And into the night the moon doth shine
Upon the groves and to the shrines
Above the hawk encircled thee
Descended darkened death to be
and through the thinnest veil of time
to seek the otherworld in musing rhyme
to bide thee all and bid farewell
and feast to follow ritual
fear not and walk the path a hero
the substance of life
By far is the ego
And drink the elixir of wisdom become
the passion that rises from the darkened one
Giver of dark
Merging with light
Delight in the Imbas gifts tonight
To quietly know where we stood
Written by:
A Chance Well DeservedHis whispers in my ear,
But a soft lullaby.
His mind has yet to be
Completely exposed to my
Undying devotion to him.
His heart, full of love
For one person
And has yet to be able
To express the feeling
Entirely.
This uncanning feeling
Of constant longing and
Loneliness is getting to me,
I can’t help it
It’s getting the best of me.
Memories pour from the
Still frame in my mind of
All the things you’ve told
Me and the things we’ve shared
With a girl like me, it’s hard to
Be compared
To other things that aren’t as
Valuable as I am
And how important my well
Being is, people can’t
Help but envy you with what
You have won.
You’ve won a rare piece
Of art work that can never
Be neither duplicated nor mocked.
No, this was a real diamond
In the rough.
It was my heart you’ve
Won, something everyone
Has taken for granted
And never seriously.
You’ve brought back the
Love and life into my life
And it refuses to ever leave
So in return I’
Oops... There It Goes Again!2007-02-04 18:43:03
hey folks,
we've had a couple hardware failures, and i've disabled the private messages, ratings, and alerts while we repair the hardware. ETA: 30 minutes.
-mike
finished with this system bulletin (hide)
Hopefully,
the eta will be not longer than the 30 minute estimated time to fruitation. :D
At least, it isn't completely down (if there is a positive note at all to this hardware failure event)!!!
What Color Are You?YELLOWYou are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.Find out your color at QuizMeme.com!
7 Deadly SinsSeven Deadly Sins Survey
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
Sean
What is your weapon of choice?
My sharp tongue and acid words if I need to use them.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I'd hit anyone who deserved it lol.
How about the same sex?
See above
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Sean
What is your pet peeve?
Loud eaters or breathers... Poor drivers, atrocious spellers.. Whiners. The norm.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I forgive easily, but I never forget.
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Maybe laundry?
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
4 pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Bunch of people.
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I don't make excuses.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Yep
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
none
Lost It AllI lost it all. every file, every bookmark. I had to completely restore my system, I managed to disk off my family photos before the drives shut down. start with the important things right? The down side being I lost the back up stuff I was storing for my sissy (sorry sissy) and I lost everything for work. Every single file and page I had saved for the past year. is gone. GONE!!!!! dammit! I am so frustrated! Although, I (well, hubby) did manage to fix the original issue and the help of a wonderful friend (thank you so f**cking much Robert you computer GOD) I finished off fixing the rest. I am almost back up and running where I was, minus a few things here and there.
I did find a few wonderful things this weekend. I found a little more of Belle....(she is still sort of missing) with the help of a few old photos stumbled across while helping my mother with a yard sale. I also found a sunburn at the yard sale. I found the return of Dina! I have missed her. I was so glad to see her back a
Shivelry Is Not DeadShivelry is not dead I said,for there are still Knights of today,who love so deeply,speak so passionately,and do all there is for a lady,a kiss on the hand,a opening of a door,defending a womens honor til death need be,... love never dies,...just postponed til another life.
Are You One Of The 86%? I'd Bet You AreThis is by a daughter of a murdered couple in Raytown who had a Bible and Bookstore on 63rd street.
Just one more example:
When I had to testify at the murder trial of my parents a week ago, I was asked to raise my right hand. The bailiff started out "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
I stood there and waited but she said nothing. She said "Do you?"
I was so stunned I blurted out "What happened to "so help me God'?"
She came back with "Do you?" I replied yes, but I was perplexed.
Then the judge said ................ "You can say that if you want to."
I stopped, raised my right hand, and finished with "So help me God!"
I told my son and daughter that when it came time for them to testify, they should do the same.
It's no wonder we have so many problems in this country. If I'd had my wits about me I'd have told them that taking God out of the courtroom is only going to result in more criminals and murderers
Info About Clothes Dryers -- Try It- It May Be True(forwarded to me in 05 from a friend of mine...)
A friends clothes dryer went out. The guy that fixes things went in to the
dryer pulled out the lint filter. It was clean. We always clean the lint
from the filter after every load of clothes. He told us that he wanted to
show us something. He took the filter over to the sink, ran hot water over
it.
Now, the lint filter is made of a mesh material - I'm sure you know what
your dryer's lint filter looks like. WELL......the hot water just sat on
top of the mesh!!! It didn't go through it at all!!! He told us that
dryer sheets cause a film over that mesh that's what burns out the heating
unit. You can't SEE the film, but it's there.
This is also what causes dryer units to catch fire potentially burn your
house down with it!
He said the best way to keep your dryer working for a very long time (and
to keep your electric bill lower) is to take that filter out and wash it
with hot soapy water and an old to
Broke'nI feel Like i could screem trapped In this bleeding heart
Blameing myself For the hurtful things you say
Maybe if i would have acted like you wanted me to
My be if i would have give'n Up on girls
you would not have gone off the deep end
maybe you would not feel trapped with me today
Stuck with this broken doll
Needing a girl to make her feel complete
To make her feel like the girl i once was
The once whole harted girl i once was
I am so sorry my darling i can't be who you want me to be
My love don't be mad at me
I just love my gender
By Grace Aka Me!
Just,imagineMany years ago
Same great minds
Time changes
Hearts stay the same
Peace is wanted
Then and Now
Actions speak louder than words
I always say...
I hope we all realize this soon
Before the world departs its own ways
With it's own natural destruction and torrid currents
Wrecking havoc not only on our hearts
Health, Death and War
What more is there
We need a detour
A place to get away
From the sadness in these days
Let us not stop believing
Is all I want to keep saying!
Lord... Give us the answers we are all looking for far and wide
Let us hear it and spread it before it's way too late
Secrets in our soul
They say it takes ONE
To move the earth into repentance
What is happening?
What have we done?
Give us the answers we are all looking for
Our ears have been scrubbed clean
We are waiting for the word
(Patience Is all I hear wallowing back)
Let us know and go
Tell the others and let's make a difference
Praying
Everyday
Actions
Best Super Bowl Commercials #1AND #1, This commercial premiered just after the opening kickoff, & it turned out to be the best commercial of the night. BY FAR! I couldn't stop laughing after the guy hit the other guy with the rock. Which goes to show that if you always want to win, you have to cheat.
LonlinessIn my mind I can see you. Every minute of everyday my heart breaks a little more. I wonder what you are doing. I wonder who you are with. I have loved you since I met you. You came in my life with such force I wasn't able to catch my breathe. I still am having a hard time breathing. I don't know what to do or say when I talk with you or see you. So I try to be myself, with this you don't run. I break down the walls around me and let you in. You don't run when you find the true me. I wish I could show you and tell you how much you mean to me. But it is so hard to find the words to express my feelings. So I sit here today, tears in my eyes. I have so much to give but have lost my way. I forgot how to give. I forgot how to show my feelings that run true for you. So I push you away. I tell you things that will make you run from me. I break your heart while the whole time mine was breaking. Now you are gone. Far away from me again. Never to be able to touch you. Kiss you. Hold you. So I wi
The RavenOnce upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--
Only this, and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore--
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore--
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door--
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my
Shitty Dayso.... work today was okay.. i was excited all day cause i was supposed to see Sylvia and Lily today after work...we were going to go to the park... so i got jazmin also.. then shit hit the fan... jazmin started being a brat as soon as we got to my house... then sylvia flaked... so i went to the VFW and sat there bored for like 2 hours... then i went to go see ryan (last night me and ryan got into an arguement cause he wouldnt stop saying rude comments to me (even if he was joking.. it still hurt.. btw- ryan is a guy i WAS talking to) the whole time we were at his dads house yesterday)... and to see if he would apologize for yesterday.. which he didnt do.. i even told him that he should say sorry.. and all he said was "would it make a difference" and i said "yeah... it would make a huge difference" and then he walked away and never said anything.
So... mom(Patty) and Ernie (her new bf) invited me Jazmin, Sandy, and Ryan to go out to dinner. So i was putting Jazmin in the car and th
FinallyI was finally sleeping well....and son of a bitch i have to be up before i felt like it to have my oil changed...grrrr
So anyway....YAY!! I slept good...and i think a nap is in order today
Kd With Pet Contest~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~
I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol
so it will run from 2/8 thur 2/14
winners win vip gift and a vic gift both
everyone in the contest wins something !
1st kid is......
with 1 comment
2nd kid is......
with 1 comments
comments + rates = total
send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in!
you can also comment bomb your pic too!
thanks
maria
~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
A Message To The NightI cry to the night.
Only for you to hear me.
The silence heightens my emotions.
Yet beyond recognition.
Drago looks on in wonderment and confusion.
Then goes his way within the night.
Only leaving what he hears,
For the ears of it's true recievers.
HeartThe heart
The part which is always broken
So fragile, so frail
Most sensitive organ of all
Part of one which pumps the blood to every part of you
Something important to help a person live
It lies in the center of your body
Second most important related to brain
Yet so many break it everyday
Mistreated and stumbled on by someone
If the part so important then why it's mostly taken for granted
Soon as one opens this part to another
It's a chance of being in shambles
So many cant answer this
Many are guilty of breaking many hearts
To be such an important part
Why not be careful
The healing process is long and rough
The heart never lies but others will
Something as important as this has to be used with caution
Damaging one heart can dangerous
Don't under estimate it
You can end up in you grave
Time and patience
Can heal the heart
The most important part can broken and betrayed
Love And Life........ .Love And Life........ .
Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry?
When we imagine? When we kiss?
This is because the most beautiful things in
the world are unseen.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird
and when we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in
mutual weirdness and call it love.
There are things that we never want to let go of,
people we never want to leave behind,
but keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world,
it's the beginning of a new life.
Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt,
those who have searched and those who have tried.
For only they can appreciate the importance of the people
who have touched their lives.
A great love? It's when you shed tears and still
you care for him,
it's when he ignores you and still you long for him.
It's when he begins to love another and yet you still smile
and say I'm happy for you.
If love fa
PerfectionBe true to love.
I'm your perfection in your flawed Diamond ring
Hope in this crystallized world is often a faceted labyrinth of kings.
One looks brutally handsome, pierced tongue rings, his love is his bling bling strings thereof.
Another his car, glove box decked in mauve, chrome and stereo, but it won't get him love.
Prayerful minds sometimes helps, but often your soul mate comes when your not looking behind.
Like a spring flower or thunderous rain undefined, he may come for you as a seed out of time.
Some guys smile oh so subtle, snakes in the grass, looking for that one special petal.
Don't surrender, don't you dare, this kinda guy, he just wants a medal.
Be true to yourself that’s the first lead, sip each moment of your great deed.
Nourish true love, let misery bleed out, for happiness will one day become your great creed.
An Erotic SoonetI am still learning how to write these sonnet things. ..
Say my name, drop your voice to a hush
Take it slow there’s really no rush.
Hold me tightly, press against my rear.
Peel off my blouse, unclasp my brassiere.
Unzip my pants, and to you I’ll do the same.
Damn all those who say we have to refrain.
Coil your serpent up into me
Slink your hands all over, lovingly.
Let your mouth linger, oh yes you know where.
Hurry now, harder, faster, yes take me there.
Push in deeper, come let our love grow.
Hard bodies synchronized as we flow and flow.
There is no shame in a lust filled flight
Making love is life’s most civilized rite.
Visit From Santa (not A Story To Read At Work)You are eagerly awaiting Jeffrey’s visit. You put on a red satin corset gown with a matching thong. You feel yourself getting wet just anticipating whatever surprise he is bringing. While you wait, you light the fire in the fireplace and set up a cozy little nest of pillows right in front of the fire. Just as you begin to wonder what is keeping him, the doorbell rings. You quickly slip on a pair of platform heels to emphasize your legs even more and hurry to the door. You glance in a mirror on your way and make a final adjustment of your hair and then open the door wide; knowing the sight of you will stun Jeffrey completely. When the door opens, you end up the one surprised as you spot Santa Claus standing in your doorway. As the cold air swirls in the door, your nipples pop fully erect straining against your gown. You invite ‘Santa’ in and he brings a large bag with him. He proceeds into your living room and sits down in the recliner.
“Ho, Ho, Ho, sit right here my darling little g
The DreamerWrapped up
In the expression
Of faceless memories
Beyond experience
Returning to life
You are
The Dreamer
And you’ll always know
What is best for you
And no one else can release you
Into the threshold
You are daring to unfold
No Kids, No Marriage.. This Could Become Law!No Kids, No Marriage.. This could become law!
February 7th, 2007
Under Initiative 957 Marriage would be an available option for Washington residents who Procreate within three years of obtaining a marriage license. No kids, no marriage, simple stuff right…
In addition; Couples who be forced to provide proof before receiving a marriage license that they can indeed produce children, if after the required 3 year term the kids aren’t alive and spoken for, the marriage is up for a possible annulment.
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Stop by and check it out and add yourself.
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Some Good Old JokesOne day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it
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Please? Fan And Rate, Add Me?Can you please visit my page and fan/rate me? I really want to show love to people when I come back from my dental appointment and errands today, and I want to make sure I have shown love to everyone on my list, plus anyone else that reads this and wants some! (LOL Vicodan is a lovely thing... *giggles* I'm very happy, but sleepy today. They gave it to me for my root canal....)
Just PM me if you are on my lists, or send me an add request if you show me love while I am away! I will get to you I promise!!
*many many kisses!
XOXOXOXO
Seana
TeaseHot Summer nights see you
Parading your softness under velvet sky,
Stars comparing to your eyes,
An almost disappointing surprise.
You lick your lips suggestively,
Get your kicks from making me
Go insane, watching you play the game.
Flutter your eyelashes, a hand on hip,
Waving clever fingers, with blood red tips,
Slickly painted mouth, sharp and cruel;
Tie wrapped around your fist,
My breath escaping in a hiss,
You've locked me in, tripped me up,
My throat moving with my gulp.
Your witch's nails running down my skin
Right now, for me, it's sink or swim
My mind is spinning, I can't go back
Your perfume tasting bitter on your neck.
My tongue tracing suggestively,
Watch you writhe under me.
It's Summer madness you're causing me
Blood pounding in my head,
Imprints from the words you said;
Carresses you so slyly give,
Then you turn and take your leave;
You're a tease
Love Like ThisWe knew it in the way
the petals fell from
the clusters of our joy,
more softly
When the summer breeze
blew across the beds, the current
lifted them ever so slightly
and the eddying gusts that followed
tossed them back upon the buds
The rise and fall
in the tide of our hearts
seemed to be synchronized
to something far off and nameless
Perhaps it was the eagle’s flight
and we found ourselves lifted,
now inhabiting the plateau
that we only ever saw resting in the dusk
a sleek grey stone against
colored bands of sky
And even more, we dwelt in the eagle’s eye
and tasted its hunger
our only longing for flesh
As it circled the mesa overhead
we could barely discern our ennui,
a quick small creature
hiding in the pastel shrubs
trembling in between the far ends
of our impassioned flight
...As you lay there dieing
I sit here crying,
Wishing I could do something,
Knowing there is nothing
I can do or say.
I wish there was a price to pay
To make you all better
But there’s not, so I'll right you a letter.
And give you my hope about a paradises
And life is not just a role of the dice.
My Baby's HotMy baby's drives me crazy!
My tongues on fire with my burning desire.
My baby, she's hot and exotic.
Ain't no surmising, my temperatures arising.
No ice cream flavor can cool me down.
My baby, she's hot and exotic.
I ate some hot sugar , now can't find none sweeter.
She's a burning volcano, old faithful would be repeating.
My baby, she's hot and exotic.
Makes my stomach so tight' I have no more fight.
The thought of her' oh sweet delight.
No doubt about it, I want to shout it
She's hot and erotic.
This waiting is killing me.
Breaking News And CommentaryBREAKING NEWS AND COMMENTARY
Last updated: 02/07/2007 18:22:20
Breaking: Mistrial declared in court-martial of Army officer who refused Iraq duty
Bush budget seeks $7.5m to fund Guantánamo prosecutors, close down domestic challenges 06 Feb 2007 President [sic] Bush's budget seeks $7.5 million to fund civilian federal prosecutors at the military trials of the most notorious terrorist suspects at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, and to close down the captives' domestic court challenges. A $2 million request by the Justice Department, included in the pResident's 2007 supplemental budget released Monday, also provides the first indication of the Pentagon's plans to seek civilian expertise for what are expected to be 'complex prosecutions' [LOL!] of detainees. [The reason the prosecutions are 'complex' is because the US has *no evidence* and is breaking international law.]
Watchdogs say Homeland Security office has delayed probes 06 Feb 2007 Two of the government's top investigators told l
The Greek Goddess AtalantaThe Greek Goddess Atalanta
Goddess of the Hunt, Travel and Adventure
Atalanta's name means "Unswaying" and she certainly lived up to it . . . Atalanta was a girl with attitude! She was born to a father who was hoping for a son and put the infant Atalanta out in the forest where she was raised by one of Artemis' she-bears, but eventually reappeared in his life bearing no grudge against him. She never seemed to fall in the trap of "buying into" trying to win approval or fit into any conventional mold. Atalanta stood ready to defend her personal values, and was perfectly capable of doing so. Saying her polite goodbyes, she left home at an early age to see the world before settling down . . . if she ever decided to settle down, that is. One thing was certain, no one else would be doing her deciding for her. Not now, not ever! Home was fine, but there was simply too much out there to see and do to get stuck in one place for too long.
Atalanta was one of the warrior goddesses, thos
HeraHera, Greek Goddess of Love and Marriage
Hera, the Greek goddess called the Queen of Heaven, was a powerful queen in her own right, long before her marriage to Zeus, the mighty king of the Olympian gods. The goddess Hera ruled over the heavens and the earth, responsible for every aspect of existence, including the seasons and the weather.
Honoring her great capacity to nurture the world, her very name translates as the "Great Lady". Our word galaxy comes from the Greek word gala meaning "mother's milk" . . . legend has it that the Milky Way was formed from the milk spurting from the breasts of the Greek goddess Hera, Queen of Heaven. Where drops fell to earth, fields of lilies sprung forth. She was also worshiped as the Roman goddess Juno, and the month of June (which is the most popular month for weddings) is named in her honor.
It is partly on account of Hera's great beauty, and particularly her beautiful, large eyes, that she is linked to her sacred animal, the cow, and a
NutNut, Egyptian Goddess and the 'Mother of All Gods'
The Egyptian goddess Nut was a sky goddess who was married to Re, the creator god of the sun. The goddess Nut was widely known for her spectacular beauty and incredible kindness.
Nut's loving and generous nature was obviously extensive. It led into having affairs with Thoth, the god of divine words, and Geb, the god of the earth.
When Re discovered the goddess Nut's infidelity, he was furious with her. In his anger he pronounced a curse that Nut, who was pregnant at the time, would not give birth in any month of any year!
Desolate and despairing that she would never be a mother (not to mention that the endless pregnancy), Nut turned to Thoth for words of comfort.
What male can stand to see a woman cry? Not Thoth. He quickly soothed her by promising to find a solution to Nut's dilemma.
And this he did! With his divine powers of persuasion, Thoth persuaded the Moon to gamble with him.
The stakes were high. It was
Trista Will Go To Jail For...Trista will go to jail for ...
Resisting arrest while having sex
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Take This Quiz And Message Me With Your Answers (if Ur Bored And Want Something To Do)Here is a quiz to get to the Dark Truth about you.
1. Do you shave below?
2. Do you prefer that I am shaved below?
3. Do you like to use Fruits during sex or forplay?
4. Do you like the use of whip cream?
5. During Oral Sex any thing special I need to know to please you?
6. What is your favorite postion?
7. Do you like to be on top or bottom?
8. Do you like anal sex?
9. What type of underware/panties do you wear?
10. Do you like your nipples sucked on?
11. Where is your favorite place to have sex?
Inspirational Quote #5Inspirational Quote # 5
A champion is someone who gets up,
even when he can't.
- Jack Dempsey -
Love Quote # 5Love Quote # 5
Winter Moonlight
The snow, so peaceful and serene,
caressed by the soft moonlight,
gave magical feelings to the night.
The soft blue glow,
the lovers' words that then did flow,
their lips closer and closer
until, locked in the throes
of a passionate embrace,
he decided to express his feelings,
to keep her safe.
He whispered softly,
his words like music to her ears,
"I Love You,"
and her response the same,
heard like the gentle breeze,
"And I, love you, forever."
That was the night they promised
to be together through everything,
each to care for the other when old and gray
A lovers' pact
the most likely to last.
- Krista J. Mikula -
Hicome and put your pic in my new slide show and see my new pic hope you are having a great day just got 625 to go till the next level
Political RantDid everyone hear the latest from the Iraq investigations in Congress. They shipped over 363 TONS of 100 dollar bills about 10 Billion dollars (that's with a B) and handing it out from the back of trucks with no accounting.
Ok besides the incredible stupidity of the idea to start wtih just how much of that billions went to the damn insurgents to buy weapons to shoot our own troops???
Or was stolen by the contactors that are raping us for billions every day.
Even besides the horrible waste of life if not a single person had die it will still destroy this country by putting us in debt for a generation or two.
Rant Over
Former U.s. Attorney Says He Was Ordered To ResignFormer U.S. attorney says he was ordered to resign
07 Feb 2007
Former U.S. Attorney John McKay told The Associated Press on Wednesday that his resignation last month was ordered by the Bush administration, which gave him no explanation for the firing. "I was ordered to resign as U.S. attorney on Dec. 7 by the Justice Department," McKay, who had led the department's Western Washington office, said in a telephone interview from Washington, D.C. "I was given no explanation. I certainly was told of no performance issues."
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/6420AP_WA_US_Attorney_Seattle.html
Updated Blah Blahi hat elife .im depressed. im sexually frustrated. im losing grip.i can handle alot of pressure.but, sometimes i just need someone something there for me without there hand out without something in return , ya know i dont know what the hell im talking about about must be getting close to that time of the month ,i dont know . im really seriously considering turning bi or lessi idk men just dont seem to be cuttin it or maybe im fucking with the wrong ones what do u think.any advice ....
maybe its me i got to thinking . ya know im not perfect .im a independepent self spoken no shit taken bitch really i can be fucking so nice but if you are a person who dissrespects me or mine or a friend right in front of me , oh yeah my temper and mouth and attitude totally take over and your picking your ass up off the ground ,i dont start shit i dont look for trouble.some people are just natural born assholes and haters.
i need a man who dont take no shit who is also kind and has values ya know kids
Your ReleaseYou and I alone,
beneath the stars
finding ourselves . . .
learning each other,
touching for the first time
gently, timidly
our tongues searching
tasting each other
your hand caresses my neck
tenderly sliding to my breast
your tongue follows, licking softly
sucking, fondling my nipple
I run my fingers through you hair
as you travel back to my neck
my face, my lips
I skim my nails down your body
searching . . . then finding
quietly I gather my hand around you
feeling your length
I stroke you, sensing you grow
my overwhelming desire builds
I have to taste you
I run my lips down you
my teeth scraping delicately
licking. . .
until I close my mouth around you .
you fill me with yourself
your flesh within me
I take my time exploring
enjoying you
your movements,
your pleasure,
your excitement becomes mine
the need to satisfy us both
consumes me
I feel your body trembling for relief
closer
closer
until you can no longer contain. . . .
Adios My Friend...This is reposted from my yahoo blog and explains why I have not been around much...
I woke up this morning with a small spring in my step. It was over 40 degrees and I decided to ride to work for the first time in over a month. I loaded the saddlebags with all of my work things such as my planner, lunch and the like. The ride in was pretty mundane but still appreciated. I get to work and open my work email first, then my yahoo email. And then, I see it....and loose all the air inside me when I realize ....I lost a friend. I have been riding for most of my life, since the age of 8 actually and have never lost a friend to the sport that I love so dearly. Today at approximately 1 AM Las Vegas time my friend Glen (everyone called him Gleno) was on his way home when a car pulled out in front of him. I don't know any other details than that at this point.
I have been sitting at my desk all morning mostly in tears trying to absorb this. All the riders I know and love, ride daily with fu
Omfg You Gotta Look At This!!!!!!!!!!!Hey all this is my first contest and i really want to win. right now I am behind and could really use your help. Please come by and bomb the hell out of me.
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537
Is The Human Body Beautiful In General?If you see a nude body, does it look beautiful to you?Why or why not?
All Libras, please add your thoughts on this... I am curious to see if there is a general point of view among Libras :)
Storms Of ....Love is like a gentle flowing beach
Storming upon those turbulent times.
Can love ever lay motionless
Upon complacent confusing silence.
Love must boil upon a volatile surf
Riding a red roller coaster of emotions,
Where in sync, they create harmonic waves,
But with rip tides, they tear each other’s hearts.
Laying naked, feeling the winds of the storm,
One subsides inside true devoted love,
Where divine trust kisses the relationship,
Upon another round growing closer together.
Just by saying I love you!
Open?You Are 41% Open
You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy.
You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends...
But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life.
How Open Are You?
Spoiled??You Are 24% Spoiled
You're barely spoiled. You may have some nice things, but you never let them go to your head.
You appreciate each gift you're given - and you don't dwell on what you "deserve" to have.
Are You Spoiled?
Goodnight To My Friends And FamilyI just want to say thank you to all my old friends that have found me and to the new ones that i have made! Means so much to me to meet new people and keep in touch with the old, so in that if you all know i am missin someone frommy old page please tell them where i am. LOVE YOU ALL~HEATHER
FantasyLightning flashes across the sky.. I am standing there naked in the pouring rain, thunder echoing in the background..The only light is from the moon mostly covered by the clouds..
I look across the yard and there she is slowly walking towards me. Beautiful sleek naked raindrops glistening her body..
I stand there anxious unable to move as she gets closer.. I shiver from the cold rain hitting my body.. Seconds feel like hours as I wait for her to get to me.. Finally she is there standing in front of me.. Her breasts barely touching mine..
She reaches out and brushes my hair away from my face and slowly traces down the side of my face with her fingers.. She leans toward me and reaches out to trace my quivering lips with her tongue and then slowly and deeply kisses me.
Our bodies are pressed tightly together.. A heat is moving through me and I no longer feel the rain beating against us.. She takes her hands and grips my breasts pinching on my nipples with her fingers. I moa
Love Is Painbut love is my life.
i try to take this life one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me all at once.
the other day ranked pretty high on the fucked up scale. its like im trying to swim but i cant keep my head above the water. i guess its cause my cousins funeral is coming up. i guess deep down military funerals scare me...it makes me think that one day it'll be my dad or sean...and i just cant handle that. they asked me to do the reading at my cousin's church service and im worried i wont be able to keep myself together long enough to do it. im scared i'll his his little girls and just lose it. my family has lost 5 members with him since the war started. its taken a toll on us... but what surprises me is that my younger cousin just signed up...even after everything my family still holds true to our military roots.....guess we really are too stubborn for our own good.
but ::sigh:: enough of that....sean is due for leave in march...which is only 19 days away. so i g
Pop Of The BubbleWhile sitting in the water wading in the bathtub
I find a bottle on the side of the rim.
The bottle said "Bubbles for your bath"
I open the cap with anticipation that a surprise is inside.
A bubble flies out of the hole as if it wanted to be free.
I reached for the bubble with outgoing hands as if I needed to speak to the bubble.
But something strange happened when I touched it.
A small 'POP' was heard throughout the room as my little bubble that wanted to escape from the bottle vanished into thin air.
As I lay there I could feel in the bottle other little bubbles that wanted their freedom so badly as the last bubble did.
I poored the contents within the bottle into the water in the tub.
Suds full of bubbles started to appear as it hit the water.
It was as if I just released a whole prison group from their cell.
All bubbles were free and filling the tub full of joy.
Others started to float away finally being free from their prison.
As I reached towards them to say
Lemon MeringueIf all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you,
Which would you choose? (You can only pick one!) Trust me...this is
Reputed to be very accurate.
Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think
About you.
After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to
Others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the
Subject box above.
ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
Here are your choices:
1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue
4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
5. Strawberry Short Cake
6. Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake
No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think
Carefully what your choice will be...
OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says
About you...
1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and
Fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cr
Naked ???Okay, I would really like to win one of the contests that I'm in, so I am offering something special and rare. I will offer a naughty picture of me that I will not take until the contest is over. It will go to the person(s) that helps out the most during this contest.
I'm in a Valentine's Day contest. Think I'm the cutest? sweetest? nicest? Why don't you come vote for me? Do you have anything better to do?
Just click the picture to vote and comment.
Commenting/voting ends February 13th @ 11:59 pm
Please repost this for me. I usually only do one bulletin for a contest, but it's been recommeneded to me to do another one. I don't beg, but I would really appreciate your votes / comments. Thank you!
Rebekah
For those of you that put up new items frequently, you know I always rate/vote right away if I am on. Would you please help me out this time?
What's Your Love Profile?Libra - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You are open minded enough to date outside your typical "type" ... successfully!
You are diplomatic - and likely to end a fight instead of dragging things out.
You are easily loyal and faithful, but only for the right person.
Your negative traits:
You're a bit gullible, and partners take advantage of you. You still may not know it.
You find it difficult to decide where to go to dinner, what movie to watch, who to date...
You have to be in a relationship, or else you just don't feel like yourself.
Your ideal partner:
A smooth talker who enjoys socializing as much as you to.
Someone classy and cultured who knows which wine to order with dinner.
Is beautiful to you - although not necessarily attractive in the traditional sense.
Your dating style:
Romantic. If your date comes bearing flowers, wine, and poetry... well, your heart soars.
Your seduction style:
Giving. Your lover's pleasure is as important as you
What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?Mocha Frappuccino
Hyper and driven, you'll take your caffeine any way you can get it. Frappuccinos are good, but you'd probably chew coffee beans in a crunch!
What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?
" Thank You Lord "Rain falls cold on folded hands,
a broken soul kneels down to pray..
crying out "Forgive me Father God,
I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.."
so often succumbing, falling short,
I've messed up, gone far astray...
tired of sinning, of feeling lost,
realizing that these evil deeds
sent Jesus to the bloody cross..
the very thought, it tortures me,
and overwhelmed by the great cost
the great God of heaven chose to pay,
to rescue me from eternal misery -
I fall face down to the ground,
whispering, "Thank you Lord..."
unable to find words to express
the joy, the unbelieveable relief
that I'm set free of hopelessness...
no longer a slave to the shadows -
from now to forever, a child of light..
I breathe in deep a breathful of peace,
as slowly from my knees I rise...
The Water's EdgeBy The Water's Edge I Kissed You,In My Arms I Promised You I'd Missed You.!
Lips wetted
eagerly awaited
this moment
so sheltered
in my arms
You fingers on
the back of my neck
hair rising from
chills of excitement
feelings flowing.
In our own bubble
You pray it last forever
simmering in my
charming embrace
by the chilly waterside.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?Too funny not to pass up!
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Real FriendsReal friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
(¯`*-♥:¦:-♥ °´¯) `*.¸.*´~Hugs ~~smiles~~ ¸.•´¸.♥•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ ¸.•*¨)♥ (¸.•´ (¸.•´Have a great weekend¸.•*¨) (¸.•´
Am I In Love?You scored as Hell Yea. U are totally in love, u would do anything to be with this person and u would die for them.Hell Yea100%Sounds More Like Lust67%Hell No33%Are u in love???????created with QuizFarm.com
Strung Out-cemeteryAn electric concrete fantasy
where the billboards keep on warning me,
that if I don't keep moving I'll get stuck
in this place, where nobody gets out alive.
The dead all came out to play
in this metropolitan decay,
a cemetery called Los Angeles.
The sun holds no regrets,
the natives sway under arrest
as all the stars fall from the sky.
Now we've all sold our souls,
we're just waiting for the show
to begin here at the edge.
What the hell we doing here,
we're everywhere but no one's here,
bodies in motion, desperate motion.
The angels have all gone insane
I know I'll never be the same
so let it ride, we're going for a ride.
Now we've all sold our souls,
we're just waiting for the show
to begin here at the edge.
Now I watch those zombies celebrate
the burning of their favorite heretics and demigods.
The dead all came out to play
in this metropolitan decay,
a cemetery called Los Angeles.
[repeat to fade]
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An ode to the hot
What Do Guys Think Of Me?You scored as One they want but can't have. You are the kind of girl that guys want but they know they can't have you. Your not easy they love your daredevil attitude and totally awesome style.One they want but can't have94%Girl whos a friend75%The hot chick50%Preppy44%Smart girl19%What do guys think of you?created with QuizFarm.com
Facelift!!A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a
News stand to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, But how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and
asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was y
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Anna NicoleI had a team meeting yesterday. At the butt crack of dawn. Toward the end of my meeting, I called for a round table. We got around to one of the supervisors who works for me. She was the only one with something to say...
"I'd like us to take a moment of silence in honor of Anna Nicole Smith..."
I blinked. I really wasn't expecting that.
Yet More AliceI don't drink tea
Or white chablis
I sit around and watch tv
Don't send flowers
Or take showers
But I'll be there to pull your weeds
Oh yeah
I don't read books
I don't french cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not you fantasy man
I don't do dishes
And I'm suspicious
Of any grown-up man who does
I'm homophobic
Don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not you fantasy man
Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man
You just
Department Of YouthWe're in trouble all the time you read about us all in the papers
We walk around and bump into walls a blind delegation yeah
And we ain't afraid of high power we're bullet proof
And we've never heard of Eisenhower missile power justice or truth
We're the department of youth your new department of youth
Aah ah we're the department of youth just me and youth
We talk about this whole stupid world and still come out laughing ha ha
We never make any sense but hell that never mattered
But we'll make it through our blackest hour we're living proof
And we've never heard of Billy Sunday Damon Runyon manners or Couth
We're the department of youth your new department of youth
Aah ah we're the department of youth just me and youth
We got department of youth the new department of youth
We got department of youth the new department of youth
We got department of youth aah ah we got the power
We got department of youth aah ah we got the power who's got the power we
We got department
Why Im Not HereHelo all
Just wanted to say hi. I have not been on here latly because im getting ready for the disc Golf season and trying to find sponsos for upcoming tournaments. I'll try to be back online soon.
Part 6Well she started out hiking, then she got a ride. She kept on and on until one day she arrived in Mississippi. There she started waitressing in a bar. Finally, there he was, a
beautiful blonde blue eyed man. He winned and dinned her til she couldn't say no any longer. Then they were married. Well, the old saying is true, once you get married everything changes because it did. His true colors came out. He drank too much, he did drugs, he ran around on this young lady, and he beat her til she could not take anymore. He even chased her down with cars. One day she decided why let him have the satisfaction of killing her, she committed suicide. Two of her friends came in the house saw her laying there and rushed her to the hospital. Well she to this day has never figured why she was saved.
What Is Your Sexual Iq?You have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
North Koreans Hard At Work...From cnn.com:
BEIJING, China (AP) -- North Korean demands for large amounts of energy aid bedeviled negotiators trying to reach a deal on dismantling the North's nuclear programs, as plodding negotiations entered a fourth day Sunday.
Envoys at the six-nation talks in Beijing have shown rising frustration at North Korea's intransigence, saying negotiations over the past two days were hanging on a single issue.
Japan's Kenichiro Sasae said the sole sticking point was how much energy assistance North Korea should be given in return for taking steps to disarm.
"North Korea has excessive expectations on energy aid," Sasae told reporters on his way to Sunday's session. "This is the problem, and unless they change their thinking, an agreement will be difficult."
In an attempt to move forward, the U.S. and North Korean negotiators were to meet again, part of a round-robin of two-way meetings at a Chinese government guesthouse.
China, the talks' host, was also playing mediator
More Tests Needed In Anna Nicole DeathSeveral people close to Anna Nicole Smith were quick to speculate after her death that drugs were to blame. The medical examiner who performed an autopsy on her body, though, said it could take weeks to determine a cause of death.
Dr. Joshua Perper, the Broward County medical examiner who did the autopsy, said Friday that no illegal drugs were discovered in the 39-year-old Smith's room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood after she collapsed there on Thursday.
Perper said there were prescription drugs in the room but would not identify which. He said it could take three to five weeks to conclude his investigation, which will include toxicology tests.
CNN quoted an unidentified law enforcement source as saying there were large amounts of prescription drugs, including Valium and antibiotics, as well as over-the-counter cold and flu medication taken from Smith's room.
But Perper said the autopsy found no immediate evidence, either in Smith's stomach or her b
Thx Kathy !!!Music Video:HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU? (by Rick Nelson)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Scores.. I'm In Second So Far..The Scores as of Right now for the Hottest Woman of CT are as follows..
Please help me come in first to win a 7 day blast..
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First Place
Rating - 10.05 (22)
Splendid_Beauty
2913 comments!
Second Place
Rating - 10.06 (122)
~Pole Princess~
2210 comments!
Third Place
Rating - 10.04 (25)
supersuperwendy...totally refreshed!!
1847 comments!
The Worlds Most Beautiful WomanI’d give anything to see the sun set on the horizon,
I’d do anything to gaze at a full moon in the night sky;
Even a rainbow would make me smile,
And I’d love to swim in crystal clear waters
Of an untouched sea;
Sometimes I’ll see a shooting star,
And try to gaze from afar,
All the diamonds in the night sky;
The mist on the mountains is breathtaking,
As is walking in rainforest;
To see cascading waterfalls I’d do anything for,
As to stand on the highest peak in the world,
And look at the sights below;
I’d love to soar on wings above the clouds,
Across the bluest skies;
I’d do anything to see
All the beautiful things in the world,
Like a red rose blooming in the Sahara,
Like a river twisting through a dusty land,
All the beautiful things in the world;
But I also know I am looking at
The world’s most beautiful creation,
Every time you smile,
And every time I look into your eyes.
I Love You...............................................................................................Just three little words
don't seem like enough
for someone whose smile
still brightens my day,
whose touch can make me forget
the rest of the world.
They don't seem like enough
for someone who's always been there
to celebrate with me
when everything goes my way
and to hold my hand
when my whole world
seems to fall apart.
But even though "I Love You"
can't express the depth
of my feelings for you.
I hope you know what's in my heart.
Because loving you
means more to me
than anything in the world
and it always will.
2nd BestEvery morning starts beautifully
with the sound of your sweet voice from a phone call.
It's second best to actually embracing you in my arms,
under the covers that protect us from the chill that lies outside.
Your melodic wake-up laughter over the phone is second best
to the overwhelming smile I see in the morning,
when I hold you in my arms
after having spent another wonderful night with you.
Your "I Love You"s over the phone
always make me smile and hold the phone tighter,
second best to looking into your eyes with those words,
and being able to deeply kiss you afterwards,
sending a chilling warmth throughout our bodies.
But with you... you are my #1.
The closest person in the world to me.
With you, there is no second best.
There is no one close to even being "second" or "best".
I hold you, alone, in the most intimate place in my heart.
It's a place where I can feel you, still close, when you're far away.
Where I can close my eyes, and hear your voice,
listen to y
WtfOk...I've been hearing alota shit goin on about me. Something about being a fucking sheep. Could someone fuckin explain to me..what the fuck that is?
Fuck were all adults here and Im being posted up as a fucking sheep. If someone has a fuckin problem with me they can come to me..and not spread shit.
Fuck... someone tell me what the fuck this shit is.
Sorry for all the words...but this shit pisses me off.
Ready For Something Dark?I am so confused, as I lay waiting for some small sign. The tiniest of notice that what was there isn't gone. Life is ending all around, but no one cares to see it. The lights dancing above my head across a moonlight ceiling. I take time to focus, focus on the aftermath of what was once a true love. The final bleeding out, the skin starting to die, the eyes glazed over staring into eternal nothing. What had been there, left so long before leaving us lusting for more. Holding my hands over my eyes, picturing the words. You held me close at one time. You told me you loved me. You calmed my fears, settled the uneasiness. You ripped my heart out. You raped me. You beat me. You killed me. The day is dead, and so shall I be.
The twisted thoughts of our memories. Blinding rays of sunshine through a windshield. The blood under my fingernails, the dirt under yours. "Excuse me miss, is everything ok?" Can I scream at you? Force you to see that nothing is ok? Beg you to feel the heart beating
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