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Male/female Definitions
Important Definitions THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An
Vast - This Is A Making Love Song...
Close your eyes Let me touch you now Let me give you something that is real Close the door Leave your fears behind Let me give you what you're giving me You are the only thing That makes me want to live at all When I am with you There's no reason to pretend that When I am with you I feel flames again Just put me inside you I would never ever leave Just put me inside you I would never ever leave you Short but sweet...DL it take a listen its very much a dark but sensual song...
A Dream Worth Dreaming
Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently....into thin air At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there On the edge of my dreams I see your face A twin soul......when we share eyes At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft against mine like a warm rain At the edge of the mountain my heart slows Sharing our every breath....two hearts don't refrain In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch Breathless....from the warmth of your skin At the edge of the mountain I open my eyes Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within On the edge of my dreams is where I want to stay It's there...I'm forever in your At the edge of the mountain I'll remain breathless For greater love will ever be found Will you always be there on the edge of my dreams? Will you always meet me t
Which Mental Disorder Do You Have?
You scored as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove???Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder100%Borderline Personality Disorder50%Unipolar Depression50%Eating Disorders42%Antisocial Personality Disorder33%Schizophrenia17%Which mental disorder do you have?created with SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!
B/c Its Theraspuetic For Me To Vomit It Out On Paper.
Today I realized, even though I've said I've moved past certain obstacles in my life, I don't think I did 100%. As I felt the season changing, smelling that crisp, delicious October air around the bend. it rolled over me like silt on a riverbed. I wasn't completely over 2 things to be exact. I really thought I was but not until today did I feel those albatross fly away. Before they departed, they turned and looked at me as if to say, "You shall bear our crosses no longer" and I felt so much life flow back into me as the weight was relieved from my shoulders. I guess you could say that I had a moment of clarity or realization, but everything was right again inside. That inner voice hasnt lied to me yet, cant say I havent ignored it before, but this time its no question at all. So the memorys that I once loathed, I was now able to look back on them and just take them for what they are, good or bad, and leave it at that, just a memory locked in a dream. It's there when I need it but now i
From This Blog To God's Ear!!!
You Should Be a Song Writer You have the ability to evoke emotion, tell a story, and hook someone... In a very small amount of words, perhaps with some deft rhyming. Even if you can't write music, you can sure write compelling lyrics. Lyrics so good, people will have them stuck in their heads! What Type of Writer Should You Be?
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Hell On Earth
hell on earth that is a question that i now know the meanig of having spent the last 2 and half years of my life in iraq in the us military i have seen many things that i can only hope to forget and done many more that i know i wll never forget but one thing remains constant even in the darkest of hours there is hope hope for every one all they need to do is find some one they truly love and hold on to them fight for them live for them and even if it comes to that die for them many people ask me why i do the things i do and my answer is simple and corny its not for me its not for my family its for every one else so they and thier families dont have to go through all the stuff that us mltary people do its not a hard job or any thing like that its just the stuff u have to see or do sometimes will always affect u nomatter what it will afect the way u look at things and make desicions even when we are old and grey but life will go on and we as people will prosper and grow with a litle bit
Lubricated astronaut, sky making flunky High on fuel an exhaust fumes Gather around, it’s time To erase the rule of mankind The swine shall inherit my spinal column And shards of past old shrines Fuck up, there is no erasing it, No retracing it Try to cover tracks They turn into maps Every direction is another mistake Another earthquake Disfiguring the psychological landscape I think that I’ve had it I don’t think I can hack it Confrontation addict Screaming at passing traffic Antagonistic and erratic Warring with this strange planet An its strange inhabitants Flat line the bass line Fine tune and stream line Dance in the fields Clear the mines Slip on trip wire Burn brightly in the fire I tread lightly through the voice of the choir Douse me in gasoline I ignite magnificently You’ll be safe under the Vaseline My flame licks the tops of the trees And I am pleased by the ease With which it reaches the highest leaves
My Life's Work
my life's work are my girls they shine above all others they're understanding and sometimes quite demanding my girls are very loving my girls can be very funny they are there when i need a helping hand when push comes to shove they'll take the stand when they grow up to tell our tales i'll hope i'll have done my job well i try very hard to make them see that sometimes life's not all its cracked up to be when i leave this world i hope to leave behind with them a proud legacy so they can tell their kids what kind of mom they had so they can instill in them the traditions and beliefs i did. this is my life's work. written by: angel
I Miss The 90's!!
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , Animaniacs, Tiny Toons and Two Stupid Dogs. U remember Rappin' Reggie on Channel 44 telling you to get busy and much, much more. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE! You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goose
What Mythological Creature Am I?
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid100%Angel84%Faerie84%WereWolf67%Dragon58%Demon33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
~in Loving Memory Of Joshua M. Hines~
A 26-year-old Illinois Marine was among two members of a reserve unit killed during combat over the weekend in Iraq, the military said Monday. Lance Cpl. Joshua M. Hines, of Westfield and formerly of Olney, was assigned to Marine Forces Reserve's 3rd Battalion, 24th Marines, 4th Marine Division based out of Terre Haute, Ind., the Department of Defense said in a statement. He and Sgt. Brock Babb, 40, of Evansville, Ind., were killed Sunday while conducting combat operations in Iraq's Al Anbar province, west of Baghdad, the military said. Hines, Babb and another Marine who was injured were in a Humvee when it was struck by an improvised explosive device, said 1st Sgt. Troy Euclide, of the Terre Haute unit. Ashley Belcher said she worked with Hines at Papa Mike's when he lived in Olney between 2003-2005. “He was the type of person who would do anything for you,” she said. “He never met a stranger.” Belcher said Hines, a Marine reservist, was living in Westfield wit
New Best Friend
Anna has taken it upon herself to delete all contacts from me and to burn all bridges all because my sister fell out with her. I ask you how silly is that. It also seems that the only reason she became friends with me was because she was friends with my sister. Wow now I don't know what to think. I'm more confused about the situation then upset because I was going to fall out with her at some time or another. Anna if you read this then you've gone about this the wrong way. So...
The emptiness I feel inside kills me it twists my spine and puts painful memories in my head I'm so torn inside, I wonder if I'll ever be free am I still breathing or am I already dead? the treasure that I am too scared to touch and forgiveness I don't think I deserve Do I have blame? I haven't done much as another day passes so does another pain's birth this world of nothing is so clear all of my feeling leaves me except for my fear this can't be real, it's just a dream The ground is made of flesh and bones the ground will soon be made of me crawling, hoping to find some happiness Falling but I never touch the ground listening but I never hear a sound this world is sick and full of your fairy tales the people speak evil and play pretend just keep stitching up your infected wounds ball up your anger and cast it out on me take my emotion and murder me kill me with the sound of nothing don't lift a finger just sit and sleep this world is so
Music For The Best Dj I Know
if u have any music u wanna hear and serene doesnt have it sent it to her at dj_serenity_temptation_x_radio on yahoo i'd appreciate the help thanx and much cherry love chaos
How Will U Die
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Will You Die? MY RESULT:Peacefully In Your Sleep You’re smart, you're healthy and you don’t let anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime.Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them “jerkface.” Take This Quiz!
Hello there my name is Will i'm 23 single gay guy from scotland and i found this good site and thought yea might be lucky and score a few friends and hopefully a guy for myself (if i'm lucky)let me tell you a little about me well I'm laid back chilled out always up for a laugh and good company like to have a drink now and again love to watch horrors love all things gothic and dark from demons to vampires etc so if ya wanna get to know me more drop me a line and get addding lol peace
The First Time I Saw You
you were the reason for me to be the person I always wanted to be lesson learned too late you say The first time I saw you, you caught my eye. A little over a month before we were actually introduced The gorgeous bouncer checking ID's I remember staring at you as you checked my friend's ID not just because it was fake not just because you were hot you intrigued me you spoke then and it resonated something deep down I watched you that night As you sang, and it resonated more Then a month or so later we were introduced and we flirted like boys and girls will and I did something I never did before I became the pursuer I was drawn to you And then that night a few weeks later when I slept in your arms for the first time I knew then My search was over I had found my one and only I was home You made me feel safe and it scared me To let someone in To lose control To care for someone other than myself So I ran but everything came back
i wake an its black i sleep an its black i cry at the darkness of my life i see the error i made i say out loud please stop i try an turn from it i see no end i see no beginning i see what i become shame sets in for i know what to do the end must soon arrive for my terror may become yours
What Kind Of Kisser Are You
You're a Romantic Kisser For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
(biting Bottom Lip)
are you the real deal? are you what i need? why do you think you are special? where are you trying to go with this? and lc's dream....
Something More Upbeat
You Are an Exotic Beauty! No matter what your ehtnic background, you've got a unique look And your one of a kind beauty makes an imprint in every man's mind You hardly ever wear the same outfit twice, and your hair is always changing As a result, your look is always new and fresh - never outdated or staleWhat Type of Beauty Are You?
Read The Ad...
Read the Ad... $10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call Steve (801) 687-8292 Farmington, UT
No Subject
y whats goos hola at the kid yo.
Hey whats up, this is my first blog on this site. umm so yeah i'll post again haha. ~Tato
Tom Petty
Was jones'n for something mellow today, Petty seemed like a good idea. so I "aquired" some of his music, been listening to it for a bit. I forgot how much I liked this guy. Anyone know if he has released anything recently worth picking up?
I Never Asked Love
I never asked love to find me, I always tried to hide away; I never asked love to open up, I never thought that love would stay. I never asked love to leave me lonely, I never wanted to feel the pain; I never asked love to tell me, that it all has been in vain. I never asked love to feel sorry, for what it's done in the past; I never asked love to break my heart, I never knew that love could last. I never asked love to forget me, Even though it's hurt me so; I never asked for love to vanish, I never asked for love to go. I never asked love for happiness, But I found it when I found you; I never asked love to send A dream, But now my dream's come true. by Alan Donnelly
How Are You In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God80%A Romantic53%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with
King's Provider Falcon Affirmation
Your name is Jesse. Your world is all around you in clusters of frustration. You see the falcon, the eagle and know youre safe. being the king and all, of this orange world. Sword in hand, You like to watch Swans naked. Why? Because they're monogamous. Not like thoes slutty Chickens.
Sis Needs Some Love
Please stop by and show my Sister some love yall rate her pics fan her bomb her page ill meet ya there luv ya ll Tazzy@ LostCherry
hey every one, just looking to meet new people in my area and all around, drop me a line Rick....
Made For Peytonlane
Who We Are And What We've Become
Crazy Lyrics By Gnarles Barkley I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place. Even your emotions had an echo In so much space And when you're out there Without care, Yeah, I was out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't know enough I just knew too much Does that make me crazy Does that make me crazy Does that make me crazy Possibly [video version] Probably [CD version] And I hope that you are having the time of your life But think twice, that's my only advice Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, Ha ha ha bless your soul You really think you're in control Well, I think you're crazy I think you're crazy I think you're crazy Just like me My heroes had the heart to Lose their lives out on a limb And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun And it's no coincidence I've co
Should I Dye My Hair???? Lmao
You scored as Red head. You should be a Red Head!Blond58%Red head58%Brunette42%Black hair17%Which hair should u have...blonde? brown? black? red? (pics!)created with
What Sex Is Best For You?
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
For Miss Cherry
How Will U Die A Horrible Horrible Death?? Take The Quiz!
How will you die a horrible horrible death? Fall out of a burning plane Take this quiz at
Who Do U Wanna Have Sex With? Take The Quiz.........(i Wanna Have Sex With....)
according to the quiz here is my answer...... You want to have sex with? You want to have sex in a toilet. Take this quiz at
What Letter Does Your Lovers Name Start With?
MY ANSWER; Your true love's name begins with the letter A-G!!!!!! Examples:Aaron...Brett...Cody...Dillion...Eric...Franky...Gary Take this quiz at
Pete's Lc Anonymous
I'm taking memberships now for the LC Anonymous. Folks that sign up will have to recite the LC Prayer and follow the following 12 Step Program: 12 Step Program of Recovery for LC Addicts: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the LC. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the LC. 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are LC-deprived. 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the LC. 7) I will read a book...if I still remember how. 8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the LC. 9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10) I will try and get out of the
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:41people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Shaking Hands And Sleepytime Tea
What is it like to see yourself looking back at you with empty eyes blank pupils suspended animation demon at your side inside
She Walks
She walks down this lonely street no-one to dry her tears massage her tired feet or calm her ever present fears Seeing life through a tainted heart making everything gray Alone, her life, anew to start Always searching for a way But life goes on no matter what That fact she can not quell Memories ne'ev to be forgot Within her heart they dwell So she keeps walking this lonely street Keeps searching to find her way Every night she lies down to sleep And prays tomorrow's a better day Copyright ©2006 Dj Crazee
People Complaining About The Site, And My Response...
I read this bullitin shaking my head. If you don't like it here, why not leave? These are the same issues that came to light at my other site (not myspace,) and it got so bad with people complaining about it insteading of leaving it, that I left. Mike is always up for suggestions, comment to him instead of publicly insulting his site. He would probulary be more likely to listen to your concerns then. I know lostcherry has it's share of issues, but it is mostly the underage teenyboppers trying to join a rockin' adult site and adults that are acting like the teenyboppers. Here's a solution for you: report the teenyboppers, and delete the adults acting like them off your lists so that you don't have to deal with them... theres my two cents. Those of you that know me, know I speak my mind when something strikes me as this has... ~seana~ ------------------------------------------------- Orginal message: I like this site and most of the people I've met through it, but I don't
Before this world existed, and far below it, the First World lay in darkness. Here lived six beings: First Man, First Woman, Salt Woman, Fire God, Coyote, and Begochiddy, the golden-haired child of the Sun. Begochiddy made four mountains in this first world - white to the east; blue to the south; yellow to the west; and black to the north. Then Begochiddy made insects and plants. But conflicts arose and the first beings, tired of the First World and its darkness, decided to leave. At the center of the First World, Begochiddy made a red mountain and planted a giant reed. The first beings gathered all of Begochiddy's creations and crawled inside the hollow reed. The reed grew and grew and carried them into the Second World. In the Second World, which was blue, Begochiddy created still more new things. When the Cat People, who lived in the Second World, fought the newcomers, First Man used magic to overcome them. Conflicts again disrupted the harmony of this world and the first beings
What The Fuck Ever!
I am seriously sick and tired of the jackasses constantly surrounding me. Let me explain something ;) if I want you to see my private folder I will invite you..if you ask and I don't respond that usually means NO lol AND just because I have private pics up does NOT mean I want to cyber with you online/on cam so save your breath! I have no problem showing pics or getting on cam but that's only when I choose to do so..get it? Ok, I feel a little better now lol One other thing (I won't mention names)just because I talk to you does not mean I am in love with you. When I said we should be friends I thought you'd be man enough to be a friend. No, instead you try and make me feel bad and tell me I'm not a "woman"..What the fuck ever, grow the fuck up! I tried to explain but you don't want to listen. How much of a man are you to get pissed at me because I chose not to be with you?? Yeah, now I lost my train of thought..anyhoo..I hope whoever reads this (most of you anyway lol) have a great
Bengal Tiger Football
hey cherry friends my son plays little leage football for the bengal tigers today was thier first playoff game against newport they won 16 to 0 one more playoff game before we go to super bowl GO TIGERS.............................
What Kind Of Flirt Are You?
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Super Mario Bros Live!!
This isn't a song, but I thought you would like it anyway, enjoy!
Crispy Chicken Salad
Ingredients: 14 ounces boneless skinless chicken breasts 1/2 cup wholewheat bread crumbs 1 2/3 cups (5 ounces) chopped iceberg lettuce 3/4 cup (1 ounce) cleaned and chopped kale 1 medium (3 ounces) peeled and julienned carrot 5 radishes 1 cup (1 1/4 ounces) washed alfalfa sprouts 5/8 cup ranch dressing Instructions: 1. Dredge the raw chicken in bread crumbs. Bake in oven at 350 degrees F for 15 minutes until all signs of pink have disappeared. 2. Cut vertically into thin slices. 3. Mix greens. 4. Place 1/2 cup of greens on each plate with 1 Tbsp of carrots. 5. Place 2 1/4 ounces of baked breaded chicken on top. 6. Garish each salad with a radish and 3/4 Tbsp of sprouts. 7. Serve each salad with 1 Tbsp of Ranch dressing (optional). Nutritional Information: Per Serving: Calories 118 kcal; Protein 20 g; Carbohydrate 6 g; Total Fat 1.4 g; Saturated Fat 3 g; Cholesterol 47 mg; Vitamin A 3761 IU; Vitamin C 11 mg; Iron 1.1 mg; Calcium 32
Bidi Bidi Bom Bom By Selena
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Bad News
ive got a bad reputation for being the one you choose to keep you from sleepin at night and to be the one you lose ive got this bad attitude its somethin thats been goin around and i dont care if it hurts you youll be set down and put back in your place you dont need no lovin baby strip me down well get things started youll be my cure start loving me treat me like you should we can walk the line until we cant stop take me tonite
Checking This Out, Tired Of Myspace!
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Rave THE MUSIC Dance parties developed in Australia in the mid-1980s particularly in Sydney, in warehouses, or clubs. It was largely an art school and fringe gay crowd in their twenties and thirties. Around 1990 a new concept, the rave, was imported from the UK and Europe. The music was more important than the party, and it was fast.The venues were often outdoors and secret, and they attracted a bigger teenage crowd. In the past four years raves have been restricted and much more heavily policed. Now the venues are less secret and more likely to be indoors, in warehouses or sport centres. Doof [a definition] Doof party-goer: It's the sound, doof, doof, doof, doof ... the sound of the bass speakers going hard core outside, because you have no walls and things for it to bounce back and echo badly. The "doof", was coined more recently in Australia. Doofers are anti-commercial, a more political crowd, including the fluro ferals, and urban travellers, the vi
Another Celeb Thingy
If I'm gonna look like a girl, at least she is beutiful
His hand on my face Our bodies pressed close His is excitment is known Feeling the power over him Surrender myself to him His breath on my neck His lips on my skin His mouth seeking to taste me My head thrown back Letting my body ride this exqusite wave My blood is rushing cheeks are flush My nipples hard and my breath is short I arch my back and raise myself to meet his mouth He teases me his tongue tracing a line up one thigh Across And a new line traced down the other thigh My knees are weak and trembling I gasp as his breath passes over me My most intimate parts are exposed And he knows just what to do At last! His mouth settles over my clit Gently suckling My hands go to the back of his head There is no denying this It feels so right I call his name over and over It becomes too much I try to pull away He holds fast Looks me in the eye I see a very naughty twinkle Lean back and let go It builds in me Oh god here it is again! Sweet Sweet bli
Coconut Pudding Squares
You can use a different flavored extract in these creamy squares, if you wish Ingredients: 15 graham crackers 1 package artificially sweetened, low-fat, instant vanilla pudding 1 package artificially sweetened, low-fat, instant coconut pudding 2 cups low-fat whipped topping 4 cups evaporated skim milk 1/4 tsp almond extract 1 cup chopped peaches, canned or fresh 1 cup mandarin oranges, packed in their own juice, drained Instructions: Place half the graham crackers in a 9-inch square pan. Mix together the remaining ingredients except for the mandarin oranges. Pour the pudding mixture over the graham crackers. Add another layer of graham crackers. Top with pudding mixture, garnish with oranges, and chill for 4 hours. Cut into 12 servings and serve. Coconut Pudding Squares Makes 12 (3/4-inch square) servings. Nutritional Information: Nutritional Information (per serving): 160 Cal; 2 g Total Fat (1 g Sat Fat); 27 g Carb; 3 mg Cholesterol; 231 mg Sodium; 7 gm
Halloween Costumes!
Halloween costumes A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goesto the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What areyou doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, an
Rain From My Eyes
its pouring like crazy outside, but the only water seeping in comes from my eyes. i miss you so much, you left me and now im lost. am i going crazy? is anybody gonna save me? i wish it would be you, thats how i see it in my dreams. you'll come back to me and say that youre sorry, i'll be happy as ever, and you will be too, we'll live happily ever after. too bad it could never be.
Lighten Up
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Sleep Song Poem
Sleep Song. By Steven Kroll How far and wide the fairies fly On bright and golden wing. But when they settle down to sleep A gentle song they sing Sweet Queen of Night Soft silver stars We're glad you are so near We seek our beds We rest our heads Without a moment's fear On thistledown In hidden nooks We watch the waning light The joys of sleep Upon us creep We wish you all good nig
Sex Zodiac.......hehe
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at
Two Hearts Come Together Within The Night
Watching the sun set from atop a mountian kissing slowlywith arms holding one another tight.Walking along holding hands on summer nights watching the twinkling starsfrom the blanket of night. With the sound of cricket calls, smell of burning embers and sparkling stars above, each heart releases a relaxing sigh. As two souls hold tightly onto each other beneath the moonlit sky. Sitting close watching embers glow within a slowburning fire. Two hearts embrace becoming engulfed by the flames of desire. With the silouete of the moon , twinkling of the stars and the flickering flames of a fire, shadows dance happily without care. Entagled in one anothers arms kissing slowly with the desire that only two can share. Through the darkness, looking upon beauty with your hair flowing onto soft shoulders, gazing speechless into your sparkling eyes, caressing smooth bare skin as if handling a delicate flower. Lying there, two hearts cuddle softly hour after hour.
Ffs I'm A Bloody Girl
You Are Elektra There's really no superhero with more style than you. Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? What Superhero Are You?
Watch A Boy Cum Live On Webcam ... Done!!!
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Would You Please...
Rate my page??? I need mucho points.. ;) Let me know if you did so I can rate yours.. Smooches, Astra
Lemony Beef & Barley With Sugar Snap Peas
Ingredients: 1 pound lean ground beef 1/2 pound mushrooms, sliced 1 medium onion, chopped 1 large carrot, thinly sliced 1 clove garlic, crushed 1 can (14 to 14 1/2 ounces) ready-to-serve beef broth 1/2 cup quick-cooking barley 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 package (8 ounces) frozen sugar snap peas, defrosted 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1 teaspoon grated lemon peel Instructions: 1. In large nonstick skillet, cook and stir ground beef, mushrooms, onion, carrot and garlic over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes or until beef is no longer pink, breaking up into 3/4-inch crumbles. Pour off drippings. 2. Stir in broth, barley, salt and pepper. Bring to a boil; reduce heat to medium-low. Cover tightly and simmer 10 minutes. 3. Add peas; continue cooking 2 to 5 minutes or until barley is tender. Stir in parsley and lemon peel. Nutritional Information: Nutritional Information Per Serving: 259 calories; 27 protein; 17 g carbohydrate; 10 g fat; 4.9 mg iron; 66
And If I Were Black?
White Thinking Black Through the crowds I walk Into the crowds, they talk. Eyes on us! Let us catch the bus! Feeling the breath of a whisper, I hear... "What's that black man doing, Mister?" Into my soul I feel the look... Do they see me as a crook? As I walk by, they grab their bags, She clutches her purse, Only thinking the worst. Does my color spell out sin? Am I too dark for them to comprehend? I mean, what is it with my skin? Do they not see God God within us all? Black, white, little, small... Even tall? Through the crowds we walk, Into the crowds we talk. God walks, God sees, God smiles,... God is Black, God is Brown, From this earth, This very earth, We came... From this very ground From HIS own creation God will NEVER frown, He made black,white and even brown! Lyllian Crenshaw-Sapp 04/17/02
Rigatoni With Vegetable And Mushrooms
Ingredients: Sauce 1 Tbsp olive oil Ľ cup dry white wine 3 garlic cloves, minced 1 red onion, chopped 1 cup diced eggplant, unpeeled 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1 28-oz can plum tomatoes, coarsely chopped, drained 2 tsp minced thyme Fresh ground pepper to taste 6 cups cooked rigatoni pasta Garnish 2 Tbsp grated Parmesan cheese Instructions: 1. Heat over medium the oil and wine in a heavy skillet. 2. Add onion and garlic to the oil and wine and sauté for 5 minutes. 3. Add eggplant and sauté for another 5 minutes. 4. Add mushroom, sauté until they being to turn brown (about 5 minutes. ) 5. Add plum tomatoes and then bring to a boil. 6. Once boiling, lower the hear and let everything sit together for 10 minutes. 7. Add the thyme and fresh ground pepper. 8. Lastly, toss together the rigatoni and the sauce and top with Parmesan cheese. Nutritional Information: Exchanges ˝ Monounsaturated Fat 2 Starch 2 Vegetable Calories 232 Calories from Fat
Skittles And Cops Dont Mix Well!
at the game today.. we were throwing skittles and guess what i hit the cop.. yep thats right!! i hit the cop! lol it was funny as and my friend ran.. and than she triped over the bleachers.. lol heheh.. god what a dumb fuck.. wen we went back we found out that my other friend almost got the blam for him.. than the cop saw me and new better.. lol wow cops just love me! lol woohhoo.. cops.. make me giggle!
I swear Iam gettin a sinus infection!!! I soooo hate to be sick and feels like Iam gonna just DIE!!! My back hurts like a SOB my sinuses are KILLING me and to make matters worse I just feel SHIT FACED and just wanna sleep....Well hope everyone else is feeling better then Iam...I went yesterday despite being sick and filled out 3 job applications and 2 out of the are Ft positions...I have another place I wanna fill an app out as well but Iam feelin soooo shitty i dont have the ambition yet to do it and I know if I snooze Iam gonna lose out on the available positions....
Never Forget - A Soldier And His Puppy In Iraq
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Oct 25, 2006 8:20 AM ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Spoiled Brat Date: Oct 24, 2006 7:05 PM Hello My name is Mary and I ran across your page and I loved it. My husband is currently in Iraq for the third time, this time it is for a year. It helps that people support and understand what all military personnel are going through. Thank you! . Here is my husband trying to pet one of the puppies on the base that he is at. Thank you again! Mary Tell Your Friends - About My New Website www.MySpaceWebsites.Org NEVER FORGET A VERY SPECIAL PLACE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MUST VISIT
For A Friend
A friend of mine in the best beaver and best chest contest please vote . rate and comment please click link below beaver contest [ photo: 415804693 ] best chest contest [ photo: 2553642242 ] Thank you If anybody can tell me how to fix the photo links I would sure appreciate it.
My Eye Quiz
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Diamond Eyes50%Mysterious33%Eyes full of Pain33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Bed Time
yupp yupp. im going to bed so frikking tired i can hardly keep my eyes open. sweet dreams...
So Im Happy Again. Thats All. -Ash
School Days
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy,Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, It's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy,Mummy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" No, honey, Its because you're 24.
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Green Eyes O-o
B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| -People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this. |H|A|Z|E|L| |E|Y|E|S| -People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'.
Heeeeeey, everyone. Get this, eh. I finally have been playing the totally awesome game Final Fantasy 10, for the playstation 2. I've been playing it for two days NOW, and I'm already at the part where I have to fight Maester Seymour again, and this time, he morphed into something really fucked up. Now, this is the first time in the 10 times I've played it, that I've gotten this fucking far. Unbelieveable! I've got the game on right now, I'm just taking a break from all that gaming and shit. lmao. Yeah, anyway. Come on guys, don't be shy to post up comments on my blogs. Seriously. Tell me what you guys think. Whether positive or negative. I don't really care, just so long as I get some feedback. I want to know whether I still got it, or not. lmao. If I can still write, ya know? So ya. Don't be chicken. lmao. ttyl
More Fucking Problems
GODDAMMIT!!! What a cruel joke that has been played. For those that tuned into the 10/26/06 show The Impyrial Death March Part II, again, I must apologize. I wasn't able to do the interviews with Raval or Misty. I wasn't able to do shit for giveaways on this show. I know a lot of you are probably wondering, "Goddamn Damien, what the hell happened NOW?!" A thunderstorm pouring down heavy rain came along today. The rain came down so bad that I found four leaks in my roof that I didn't know I had. It also took out the fuckin phone lines like it did this past weekend. After I'd gone through the crap of putting the whole thing together and running it, it fails yet again. Still, for those that know me, I'm stubborn and when you combine that with a dimension of pissed off that I've never been in before in my life, you know that means only one thing...encore performance for Saturday Night. Ok, so I can't make it to San Marcos but I'd planned on holding back some of this stuff for m
Ha Ha
You scored as Night horny. You tend to get hot when the others are getting tired. You want to have some in the dark time, possibly in the candlelight or in the dark with moon as your only light. Night time can be very romantic with moon, stars and candlelights, but be aware your companion might get tired before it's late enough.Night horny100%Day horny78%Morning horny50%How HORNY are you after all?created with
How To Procet Your Face From Sun Burn
To My Friends
Yada Yada Yada
ok so here it is 2 in the morning and I am sitting at the computer bored as hell. Anyone that knows me knows that when I am bored and sleepy I tend to ramble...and well I usally ramble about nothing of importance. I should be sleeping but I just haven't made it that far yet. I will eventually. This is going to be a long weekend. The kiddos have a 3 day weekend so one more day to fight with each other! One good thing I get to spend it with close friends and that special someone. He knows who he is. I have to admit I am happier now that he is around. Ask anyone I am a different person now then I was a few months ago. Amazing what one person can do for you. He has come to mean a lot to me I don't know that he knows that or not but it's true. We have been friends for awhile and always got along good so that helps. Granted there are some things that gotta get worked out for him and hell for me too we all have baggage right? That is just part of life. Anyone that has lived dar
Love Potion #9
Love Potion #9: In a small pot, simmer a half cup of jojoba oil and, moving your spoon clockwise, stir in 9 drops each of the following essential oils: ambergris, cinnamon, frankincense, jasmine, lavender, musk, orange blossom, rose, violet, and ylang ylang. Let cool and store in a dark glass container. Dab yourself with it as you would your favorite perfume before a night out (or a night in) to drive your loved one wild with desire
How Far Would You Travel To The Depths Of The Human Mind
Butterflies and Spiders. The road was damp and fog set in during dusk, something light. To the right nothing but a dark bending river with trees lining the river bank to hide bits and pieces of the light that shown through. To the left was an incline, nothing to steep but covered with moss and some small vegetation. There were two cars, I riding in one with two other people, and the other car following us with people in the dream that I knew, but do not know in real life. There was a large house on the left a slight bending road going around it. We made our way up there, laughing playing music having a general good time. Exiting from the cars and going into the house slowly. The large archway above the door dirty and worn with time. The door was red but faded to a dingy brown. Spiders covered the fourth stories of the building. Everyone goes into the house and begins to look around, some went up the stair case that creaked as soon as you entered the edifice. Directly to the right
Pumpkin Tartlets
INGREDIENTS: * 30 mini phyllo or fillo shells, thawed * 1 1/2 cups half-and-half * 3 large eggs * 1/4 cup granulated sugar * 1/2 cup brown sugar * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger * 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg * dash salt * 1 1/2 cups pumpkin puree * 1/2 cup whipping cream PREPARATION: Butter a shallow 1 1/2-quart baking dish. Heat oven to 325°. Heat half-and-half over medium heat until it begins to simmer. Remove from heat and set aside. In a mixing bowl, beat eggs with the sugars, spices, and salt. Stir in pumpkin puree and half-and-half. Pour the pumpkin mixture into the prepared baking dish. Set dish in a larger shallow baking pan and set on oven rack near center of oven. Pour hot water into the larger pan to a depth of about 1 inch. Bake for about 45 to 55 minutes, or until custard is set and a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. Cool then spoon into the mini shells. Refrigerat
Damn Broads
All I want in life is a woman who won't mind my insane oral fixation. Please to be kneeling over my face. What the hell was that all about?
Why Do Some People Have To Be So Damn Difficult?
I went up to the ex g/f's apartment today to attempt to retrieve a ring that I left there and also to fix her computer like I promised I would before things went south. She had told me that she would not be there but would leave the door unlocked so that I could go in get the ring and do the computer work. However, after making the two hour trip from where I live to where she lives, I get there only to find that the door was locked, nor had she left the ring outside the door where I could get to it. She was the one that decided that we should go our seperate ways, yet when I tried to get this ring (which is really important to me) and fix her computer as soon as possible so that I could move on with my life and she would have me out of hers, she accused me of being a dick and an asshole. I was just trying to follow through with the promise I made her, so that I could put some closure to this situation. I quit trying to understand the whole female gender a long time ago, however
The Ode Of The Chocolate Cherry
The Ode of The Chocolate Cherry I watched as you dunked the cherry into the rich, dark chocolate sauce. It pulled heavily at the stem from the weight of the dark syrup. You carefully placed it on to of my head. The chocolate slowly glided down my face. A drop traveled to the corner of my lips. It was still warm. You slowly poured more chocolate glaze over my head, and it spread evenly over my chest. You told me to remain still, so the cherry would not fall from my head. The thick syrup covered my quivering stomach, running down my abdomen. It slowly surrounds my hardened dick, covering my swollen balls. You greedily started to lick the hardening chocolate from quivering body. I grabbed your hair when you enveloped the tip of my cock and pushed your tightly wrapped lips further down. My mind was consumed with a passionate fire. You gently drew up your head and climbed on top of me. I grabbed your hips and guided you over me. Suddenly you push down, and my dick slipped into
How To Save A Life
Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones yo
Which Element Is In You
You scored as Earth. Earth! family and friend oriented, you are kind and gentle. You are a lover nature and animals, and you would love to live in the country. (if you dont already that is) You have lots of close friends, and always avoid a fight, either verbal or physical. Earth67%Wind67%Darkness50%Light33%Fire33%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with
Coffin Sandwiches
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 10 min Makes: 1 serving 2 slices whole wheat bread 3 slices OSCAR MAYER Smoked Ham 1 KRAFT Singles 1 Tbsp. MIRACLE WHIP Dressing 1 lettuce leaf CUT bread slices into coffin shapes. LAYER with sliced meat, Singles, dressing and lettuce. Spear each sandwich with plastic toothpick to hold it together, if desired. CUT sandwich into coffin shape using coffin template and sharp knife. (Click here to print template.) For an even stronger template, trace the template onto a piece of cardboard and cut out.
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The Effect I Have On People!
James Pills:Will cause frightening results 'What effect do you have on people?' at
What Do Guys Like About You?
Guys Like That You're Charming You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-) You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't! What Do Guys Like About You?
Bettie Vs Betty Page
There has been a huge debate over whether she spelled her name Bettie or Betty, but I stumbled across one a few of her strip-tease films and at the beginning they all say "Betty Page". Mystery solved.
Down With The Clown
[Violent J] How long will the juggalos be down with me? How long till they forget me? Check it out What if I grew another fucking head? And his name was Violent Ed? And he head butt me every time I cussed? I would need two microphones when I bust Would you show me love even with another head Or would you be like, "Fuck you and Ed"? Or what if I sold out like a bitch? And took the make-up off and went soft? Called myself Detroit Southwest Lover And put my ugly ass face on the album cover With R & B top ten hits And we had Jodeci singing all over our shit (aaahhhh!!!!) Fuck that, though, yo, I'm a juggalo So don't forget me like you did with Menudo [Chorus (1x)] What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down) What about when I'm 103, what will you be? (down, down) What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down) What about when the carnival comes to your town? (i'm a be down with the clown) [Violent J] How lo
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Don't Dwell
caught up in a cycyle of missed opportunities, stumbled in the pit of difficulties. let the tears flow it is humbling to accept sadness, realize our weakness, a part of our humanity, but to dwell on it is misery's wishes, every minute that time has to offer is a chance to do something different. incarcerated in the prison of self pity, only you holds the key.
Happy Samhain!
we started our festivities on friday, and it's been a great weekend so far. and tuesday i get to go and terrify small children all night - yay!
I'm Sorry
This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are: I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
I Should Be Sleeping
I never knew there were such great movies On TV at 3 a.m. I'd never guessed at a midnight Tuesday I could have pizza ordered in I've never been a real night-owl But these days I'm all turned 'round There's only one thing I'm sure of right now I should be sleeping,'stead of keeping These late hours I've been keeping I've been pacing and retracing Every step of every move An even though I'm feeling so right I'm so happy,still I know I should be sleeping,'stead of dreamin' about you I never knew I was funny 'Til I went and made you laugh I never liked a girl that called me: "Honey" But you did,I like that I keep thinking about your smile Tryin' to read between the lines Looks like I'll be here for a while I should be sleeping,'stead of keeping These late hours I've been keeping I've been pacing and retracing Every step of every move An even though I'm feeling so right I'm so happy,still I know I should be sleeping,'stead of dreamin' about you After just
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends. "Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired.."
Facts Of Men & Women
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
Not Meant To Be
You asked me the other day What do we have in common? And i'll tell yah babe Nothing is the answer It's not our fault We werent meant to be That's just the way life works Dosen't matter how much you love someone If you have nothing in common There will be fights, lots of them Sound firmiliar? That's because we fight All the time I love you very much But if we dont let this go now It's only going to get harder The fights will get louder And the pain will be stronger It's not our fault we werent meant to be Thats just life It's going to be hard at first But we will both move on The pain will go away Things arent going to be the same But my love for you will never fade
2 Horny Women
Two horny females went to enjoy sex to a 12 story building, where the males were available according to their dick sizes at different floors … As 6'' size dicks at 6th floor & 7'' at 7th & so on… Both went to the 12th floor & whole night fucked beautifully… In the morning both get fainted & were unable to walk properly… In the lift the one whose pussy was bleeding asked to other… Why they didn’t build some more stories??? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sexy wife told to her lazy husband to finger her hot wet pussy!!! When he was fingering she asked, "Honey is this your ring pricking in my pussy? He told "no this is my wristwatch.
Beef And Butter-fan Potatoes
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:3 hr 20 min Makes:12 servings 1 beef rolled rump roast (4 1/2 to 5 pounds) 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 12 medium baking potatoes 1/4 cup butter or margarine, melted 1 teaspoon seasoned salt 1/4 cup Progresso® dry bread crumbs (any flavor) Paprika 1. Heat oven to 325°F. Place beef roast, fat side up, on rack in shallow roasting pan. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Insert meat thermometer so tip is in center of thickest part of beef and does not rest in fat. Roast uncovered 1 hour 45 minutes to 2 hours 15 minutes or until thermometer reads 140°F (for medium-rare) to 155°F (for medium). While beef is roasting, continue with recipe. 2. Peel potatoes. Make crosswise cuts 1/4 inch apart in each potato to within 1/2 inch of bottom. Heat 1 inch water (salted if desired) to boiling. Add potatoes. Cover and heat to boiling; boil 10 minutes. Drain and cool slightly. 3. Brush each potato with butter, separating cuts slightly to resemble fa
Groovy, Groovy, Groovy...
Well, I've been pluging away, commenting and rating everything in my path. I just reached Chill Cherry rating. :D I know...most of you are so much higher rated than I am, but to me, it's still an accomplishment. Besides...simple mind, simple pleasure. :D
Birthday Train Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 24 servings 4 pkg. (10.75 oz. each) frozen pound cake, thawed 4 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided Assorted food colorings Decorations: 16 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies 3 rolls ring-shaped hard candies 1 cup POST Fruity PEBBLES Cereal 6 BARNUM'S ANIMALS Crackers 1 COMET Cup 1 JET-PUFFED Marshmallow 1 JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallow 24 pieces black licorice (for train track) LINE up cakes on large tray or serving platter for train cars. CUT 2-inch-thick crosswise slice off front cake; place at back end of the first cake to resemble train engine. Repeat with last cake, placing the removed cake slice in the middle of the last cake to resemble caboose. DIVIDE whipped topping among four small bowls; tint with food colorings as desired. Use to frost cakes. Add decorations as desired. Store leftover cake in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise At 24 servings, this fun cake is perfe
What Virgo Needs
What Virgo Needs The striving achiever that is Virgo lusts for someone who can play in their league. Sports are often the perfect release for partners, since the Virgin adores the one who shares their love for good health and excellence. Those born under this sign want and need a strong and free lover who will draw them out and acquaint them with sexual pleasure. A partner who is secure, can take the initiative and can easily communicate sexual and romantic feelings will win Virgo's heart. If Virgo can mate with someone who'd have sex at the beach as easily as in the bedroom, it could be a match made in heaven! With Virgo, it's all in the details and doing things right. The caring and romantic Virgin knows that the small things in life and love do matter. Couple that with an eagerness to serve, and Virgo's lucky lover is in for a wonderful ride!
Wuz up every ya boy has a ? do any of u know anyone with a room 4 rent, I've looked in the paper but cant find one if u have any info let me know, I work 7 days a week so rent will b no prob.
Good Pix Video But Wtf Is With The Music Omfg
Bad Music Again Good Pixz Tho
Black Magic Woman ~~ Santana
Believe ~~~ Cher
You & ! ~~~ Stevie Wonder
Otherside ~~~ Edward Scissorhands And Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Sorry guys for the duplicate but I found this one with Edward Scissorhands....just had to put this one on tooo.
This One Fits Me To!!
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain100%Mysterious83%Diamond Eyes33%Passion25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Inner Dragon Quiz
I am a A Flame Drake! Hey, I took the online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Flame Drake on the inside. In the war between good and evil, Flame Drakes take the side of the noble and good.... When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon tends to do things by the book. ... As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.... During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.... The Flame Drake is an elemental dragon. It makes it's home in active volcanoes and is totally unaffected by heat or fire.' Despite their imposing appearance, Flame Drakes are the guardians of good and make powerful and trustable allies. Their primary breath weapon is huge spray of molten lava.' The Flame Drake, as it's name implies, appears as a towering, living flame in the form of a dragon. Flame
The Disappearing Act
Hey all!! Sorry for the myspace copied blog posts. I havent had much time to ge around to there and here soo..I picked myspace. I know...Im a traitor. Anyways....I want to apologize for not being on to comment and write genuine lc blogs, but I am in the process of moving and busting my ass trying to get promoted so....its been hectic. So...I move out tomorrow. I want you all to know I may not be on for a few days because I wont have internet hooked up at my new casa for a while. Ha Ha!! Casa de DJ Shorty is not a true casa w/o the net, but I will have to deal till then. So...make sure that I am bombed by comments and stuff the next time I come on!!! I will probably be on tonight to write a shit load of blogs to keep ya somewhat busy while I am gone. Now.....Don't cry guys! I will miss you all too!!
Voting Season Sucks.
turtle@ CherryTAP Is anyone else out there annoyed withh all the adds, posters, phone calls...etc from politicians. Christ they get enough of or money now they want to ruin our scenery, waste our time with their bullshit lies...The only difference between a politician and a convict is that the convict is in jail. From the president on down to local gov't. Its all bullshit. I am just irritated with all the shit they spew. I love this country but i would love to see this bullshit gov't party disappear. Put People who have actually earned what they have in office so at least they have some sort of idea what the people feel ,want, need. I dont need some cocksucking silverspoon fed richboy telling me what my morals should be or what I need. If you have earned your money By working for it I have all the respect in the world for you. If you are an asskissing yesman who has been givin everything in life and don't know haw to earn it then you probably don't understand any of this. If you a
Gods Plan
Gods plan wasnt for us to be together when you called Gods plan was to open my eyes to who you really are I guess I was just seeing what I wanted to see in those rare moments when I thought you were a better person You will just continully break my heart You will just continully break my sons heart You cant think of anyone other than yourself No one comes before you not even your son So, i am in mommy protection mode Time I stopped thinking of what we want and started thinking of what we need And what we do not need is someone who is just going to play games with our emotions as you have done Goodbye you missed your exit on Life's highway
She was just a little girl Only 12 years old When she realized that nothing Would ever be the same She wished someone cared She wished someone Knew That her older brother was abusing her He hit her all the time When his parents left and gone She was only 12 years old And him 19 to the year And when she couldn’t take it anymore She tole her daddy’s gun When he was sleeping She put it to his head She pulled the trigger back And watched his brains Go on the wall Yet the blood on her shirt Never fazed her the least
As we grow up, we learn that even one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.You will have your heart broken probably more than once an it's harder every time.You 'll break hearts too,so remember how it felt when yours was broken.You'll fight with your bestfriend,You'll blame a new love for the things an old one did.You'll cry because time is passing to fast,an you'll eventually loose someone you love.So take too many pictures,laugh too much,an love like you've never been hurt because every 60 seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back!Now one can make me laugh,make me smile make me cry or drive me mad like he does it's like a curse that is the cure,better or worse one things for sure ,it's real love an I don't know what I'd do If I lost it there ya have My first blog enjoy!
Never Forget - The Faces Of Our Fallen Soldiers
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Oct 31, 2006 8:05 PM NEVER FORGET - List of Soldiers Who Died in Iraq NEVER FORGET A VERY SPECIAL PLACE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MUST VISIT Please Repost
Chicken Croquettes
1 egg 1 1/2 c. cooked rice 2 c. chicken meat 2 tbsp. melted butter 2 tbsp. catsup 1 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. curry Beat egg. Add rest of ingredients and mix well. Cool and shape into croquettes. Roll in egg first and then crumbs. Fry in deep fat at 390 degrees. Drain on paper towels and serve hot.
Chilled Yellow Pepper And Buttermilk Soup
Prep: 15 min, Cook: 20 min, plus chilling time. * 3 bunches scallions, white and pale green parts thinly sliced, 1/4 cup greens reserved and chopped * 3 large yellow bell peppers, seeded and chopped * 2 tsp. vegetable oil * 3 cups water * 2 cups buttermilk Heat oil in a heavy nonstick skillet over medium high heat. Sauté chopped scallions and bell peppers 3-4 minutes, stirring occasionally until softened. Add water and simmer 15 minutes, or until peppers are very tender. Transfer mixture to a blender and purée. Transfer to a bowl and stir in buttermilk, scallion greens and salt and pepper to taste. Cover and Chill. Soup may be made 1 day ahead and chilled. Per serving: calories 105, fat 3.7g, 30% calories from fat, cholesterol 4mg, protein 5.4g, carbohydrates 13.4g, fiber 1.9g, sugar 9.6g, sodium 138mg, diet points 2.5. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.5, Vegetable: 1.5, Fruit: 0.0, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 0.0, Fat: 0.4, Sugar: 0.0, Very lean meat protein:
The people who make it don't want it. The people who buy it don't use it. The people who use it don't know it. What is it? The Answer: A coffin: The people who make it aren't going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don't use it on their self. The people who use it don't know it because they're dead
Strip Steak With Bourbon Onion-mushroom Sauce
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 24 min Makes: 4 servings 2 boneless beef strip steaks (8 oz. each) 1/2 tsp. ground black pepper 1/2 cup BULL'S-EYE Steakhouse Barbecue Sauce with A.1., divided 1 medium onion, sliced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 2 Tbsp. butter 1/4 cup bourbon PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Sprinkle steaks evenly with pepper. GRILL steaks 7 min.; brush with 1/4 cup of the barbecue sauce. Turn steaks and grill an additional 7 min. MEANWHILE, cook and stir onions and mushrooms in butter in large skillet on medium-high heat 2 to 3 min. or until tender. Add remaining 1/4 cup barbecue sauce and the bourbon. Reduce heat to low; cook an additional 5 min. Serve steaks topped with the barbecue sauce mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Round out the meal with a tossed green salad and ice-cold glass of fat free milk. Creative Leftovers Cover and refrigerate any leftover steak and leftover barbecue sauce mixture. Cut steak into th
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Which Laguna Beach Character Are You?
Take the quiz: Which Laguna Beach Character are You?LCYou are LC, very fashionable, rich, and GORGEOUS. You are bitchy but in a silent way. Who cares though with looks like that!?Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Banana Coconut Upside-down Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 50 min Makes: 10 servings 1-1/2 cups all-purpose baking mix 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1 egg 1/4 cup water 1 tsp. vanilla 3 Tbsp. butter, melted 1/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar 2 ripe bananas, cut in half both lengthwise and crosswise 9 maraschino cherry halves 1 cup BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Beat baking mix, granulated sugar, sour cream, egg, water and vanilla in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, stopping frequently to scrape side of bowl. Beat on medium speed 2 min. POUR butter into 9-inch round baking pan; sprinkle evenly with brown sugar. Arrange bananas and cherries in prepared pan; sprinkle evenly with coconut. Cover with prepared batter. BAKE 30 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Run small knife around edge of pan to loosen cake; immediately invert onto serving plate. Cool completely.
To A Dream
The dark takes me, sinking to sleep, and I look into the eyes of a dream. I fall slowly, my arms outstretched, in a yearning immeasurable, and a longing unfulfilled. My heart pounds, pulse racing madly, writhing as my body is filled with fire. I lie on the floor trembling, before a dream desired. Does the dream know, and how can it, what I ache to give, what drives me? What draws me to a submission that binds, and frees this woman's heart? It is a sweet pain of the flesh, and an agonizing whip to the soul, this need to give myself. It's the heated touch of illusion searing my being. I look into the eyes of the dream, and struggle to awake, shuddering to my very core. Eyes piercing the darkness, I look, and beg, screaming it out. Take this gift i can't deny, Accept all that is me, and give me the freedom of bondage, take me to that other world... to a Dream
Ok so ever been out somewhere or just on the comp talking to someone, and then you are just like "wow that person is a idiot!!"...Well ladies and gents..IM THAT IDIOT...Lol..Thank You Thank You..*BOWS*.. I ALWAYS say things i dont mean so people probably think im cracked out or something..No, Its Just Bi Polar. Well Thats All. Im So Sorry "You" :)
Rating Pictures
I know we all have different opinions, and freedom of speech so if we don't like something we can say so, or be polite and do what our parents should have taught us, if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all! In my family photos I have a very rough pic of my hubby. I agree he is no movie star, but ya know what, that man has worked on the railroad in all kinds of weather, we live in the snow belt and he is sometimes even call into Buffalo NY to work on the tracks to keep the mail trains running, and the ups and other important packages get to their destinations on time, he is outside in the worst of blizzards and other bad conditions just so you get your christmas package to Aunt Jane on time, or your order for your grandchilds christmas gift get there in time. There were a couple of very low rating on my grandaughters pic, and hubbys. I am a bit upset at my grandaughters, toothless and so very happy was rated a 2. I hope who ever rated it has someone tell them t
When I look into your eyes, I see your soul. When I hear your gentle voice, You take my breath away. When I listen to your heart beating, My pulse quickens. When I smell your scent, I soar. When I feel your touch, I melt. When you embrace me, My body shivers. When you kiss me, My passion stirs. You ignite the flame within, The flame that burns - Smoldering, fiery and wanting to consume. You stir ancient beast, Awakened and starved she roars And is mad with desire. Take me, as you want my sweet, For I am no longer mine, but yours. Given to you of my own free will, To please and to serve. Show me how well you know what is yours. Lead me to the wantonness, You so much desire. Make me crave and writhe in reckless abandon, And fill your ears with speechlessness. For all else is gone, Floating on waves of ecstasy. You evoke such power, Yet are gentle and generous. You stroke me in ways I never knew, And make me purr softly. You blend pleasure and pain, So
More Random Stuff Of Mine
To the sight of closed doors will come the sounds of dying children. To the sound of dying children will come the change to choose a hero. With the chance to choose a hero will come the time to change the world. And with the time to change the world will come a new beginning. "THOUGHTFUL WORDS" Unto the living there is death. Unto the dead there is life. But what is given to the undead? A world of pain and suffering. The gift to watch their loved ones die. Cursed be the world.
About Me Personality
About Me Personality What is your name?: KRISTY How old are you?: 32 When is your Birthday?: 1-25-74 What is your zodiac sign?: AQUARIOUS Where were you born?: GILLETTE WYOMING Where do you live now?: HOTSPRINGS What color eyes do you have?: HAZEL What color hair do you have?: DARK DROWN...NOW....BULBERRY N BLACK How tall are you?: 5'6 How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies): MORE TO LOVE What is your race?: NATIVE AMERICAN,MEXICAN,GERMAN,FRENCH What is your worst fear?: LOOSING MY SON Do you smoke?: NO Do you drink?: YES Do you cuss?: YES Do you use drugs?: NOT NO MORE Have you ever or will you ever steal?: YES I HAVE YRS AGO Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?: YES UNLESS PEOPLE EASE DROP IN MY CONVERSATION & TELL Do you play in a band or play an instrument?: NO & NO Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?: 10 PIERCINGS NO TATS YET If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?: WELL I DON'T HAVE ONE Do you suffer from depression disorder?: USE TO
Schooled- Adult
Okay.. working on Chapter 7 of my novel and I got bit by this little sideplot that refused to be left alone until it was written. Adam Hart, one of 2 princes to Eudora... Sapphira, a Chosen One with a wild streak... 2 people who love to tease others finally meet their match in each other lol. Much of this will appear in my novel, however it is serously edited. Here is the one place you will see the unedited version to Chapter 7 of Dawn of Destiny, book one to the Spellbound series. ********************** “Still hiding in the dark, are you?” Sapphira’s heart leapt to her throat. With a quick wipe at the tears in her eyes, she jumped up and spun to face Master Dominik as he approached her in the darkness. She cast a glance around the garden, searching for either an escape or a sign of assistance near by. She found none. “M-Master, I did not hear your approach.” “And the Fates decreed you to be one of the rare Chosen Ones,” Dominik chided darkly. “Seems they
Frickin Cold!
let us all pray that I dont have to clean lot tonight at work and freeze my ass for the sake of a damn paycheck! let us also pray that every drunk or pothead does not decide to vist our store in the middle of the night and clean out the deli case! let us pray that most everything got done during 1st and 2nd shift so that me and Amanda dont have to do shit! Ok well folks its that time again..lets hope I have a good night!
Random Rant 1
Want to know what REALLY bugs me? "Valley Girl" and "Valley Guy" speech. It's good for a laugh, if you're being humrous, but not if it's how you REALLY talk. "Like, yanno, like, when I, like, went to, like, the mall, and like, yanno, went, and like, yanno, bough,t like, shoes . . ." ::blinks:; WHAT did you just say? Please, for the love of GOD, SPEAK ENGLISH! If I'm trying to buy something from teh store, I don't want to wade through 101 "like"s and "yanno"s just to purchase CANDY, for Christ's Sake! NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! Did you even GRADUATE from High School? How about college? Do you even know what ENGLISH is? Or is this a concept beyond your comprehension? If you like ON the beach, or are a beach bum, OR a TRUE Surfer, then fine, great, okay! But if you live in the Urban Jungle, why are you talking like someone who just learned how to speak English from watching "Clueless" too many times? Most people do not talk like that in real life, a
Would You Let Me.......................................
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRiIND- 1. Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Astrological Sign? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you let me pleasure you? 20.Would you dance with me? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out
A Movie Project I'm Working On
 This is a charactor I created named, Model . TY-10 code name, "Titan" Myself and some of my film crew buddy's are planning on making a full length feature film about this charactor, plans are already in the work's and this product here what we call, a "mock" movie trailer is actualy our promo video we plan on presenting to our potential money investors to fund the making of the movie, and then hopefully turn it into a T.V serie's.The suit was home made by myself just for the filming of this promo video and for the still pictures to give the investor's an idea on what he might possibly look like, we are in close contact with one of the person's who made the "Robo Cop" costume to try and work out a deal for him to make a suit for us.We also have a couple of comic book artists drawing some pics for us, and with these picutres we plan on presenting an idea we came up with involving the comic industry, of course I am not at liberty to disclose any detail's at this time, but, we have a pret
Think Of Me
Think of me Think of me fondly when we've said goodbye remember me once in a while please promise me you'll try when you find that once again you long to take your heart back and be free if you ever find a moment spare a thought for me we never said our love was ever green or unchanging as the sea but if you can still remember stop and think of me think of all the things we have shared and seen dont think about the things which might have been think of me think of me waking silent and resigned imagine me trying too hard to put you from my mind recall those days look back on all those times think of the things we'll never do there will never be a day when i wont think of you we never said out love was ever green or as unchanging as the sea but please promise me that sometimes you will think of me!
What Year Do You Belong In?
You Belong in 1964 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
Some Poetry
The words I spoke, The words I wrote Still ring true to this day, They loose no power, nor allow me to forget. The pen is dry, My mouth stops speaking But the look in my eyes still says all So much we shared, Show how much I cared. My heart is still yours, To have and to hold. I still would do anything for you, it's my hearts desire to see that smile that lights up my life warms me when I'm cold. Even though your not mine to hold
What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain67%Mysterious58%Diamond Eyes33%Passion33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Updated Profile Disclaimer
"I find it SO funny and shallow, that I'll only receive comments on my pics and profile, if my shirtless pic is the main one... How lame is that?? I'm the same person in my pics, why does me not wearing a damn shirt make such a huge difference?? The whole world is physically shallow and mentally, sexually retarded... and I dont belong."
Banana Cake Recipe
This is a banana cake with pecans and raisins. Scroll down to see more banana cake recipes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup shortening * 2 1/2 cups sugar * 3 cups all-purpose flour, sifted before measuring * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 4 egg yolks, beaten * 6 tablespoons buttermilk or sour milk * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 cups mashed ripe bananas * 1 cup chopped pecans * 1 cup chopped raisins * 4 egg whites, beaten PREPARATION: Cream shortening and sugar. Combine dry ingredients in a separate bowl. Add dry ingredients to the creamed mixture alternately with egg yolks and buttermilk. Stir in vanilla, mashed bananas, and chopped pecans. Fold in beaten egg whites. Spoon batter into a greased and floured tube pan; bake banana cake at 325° for about 1 1/2 hours. Serve with whipped cream or ice cream. If desired, drizzle cake with glaze or frost when cooled.
Saturday Boredom
I fought with the kids all damn day! and then now I have a sore throat and I have to sing early in the morning tomorrow....grrrr. finally starting to get this site a little bit more. I think it may be more addictive than I have met some nice people, but I think the real challenge is to find the one who wants to talk and make conversation as opposed to the one who is all "wanna fuck?" because let's face it people.. 80% of everyone here is looking for some kind of online hookup. like they can magically transport into your panties or I greatly appreciate the adoration and worship (what goddess doesn't, right?) but it is nice to have normal conversations as well isn't it?
Fry's has 24 seasons 1-4 dvd's on sale for $24 bucks a pop! man thatsgoodness!
And Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
SO I had the most awesome weekend with L'amour de ma vie. We had a great time :) Saw the Santa Clause 3 which was awesome!! The Best line of the movie is said by Martin Short who plays Jack Frost and its this : Mother Nature: You are both willful and millicious! Jack Frost: Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious? Anyhoo see it it was cute and funny! My Daughter Victoria has pneumonia. We spent 3 hours in the ER this evening :( Poor lil thing looks awful. We go back the DR tomorrow and hopefully she doesnt end up admitted. We usually have a few hospital stays in the winter cuz she has a hard time fighting infection and has asthma. Here is her school pic! To my Baby...I miss you heart hurts..I love you xoxoxo (Insert pic here) they are coming :)
Who Knew?
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This Is Me
Lets get freaky 1. What NFL team is ur fav? dont have one 2. When was the last time u farted? lmao like i'll tell 3. "For the guys only" When was the last time u had BLUE BALLS? "For girls only" Have u ever gave a guy BLUE BALLS? lol yeppers 4. When was the last time walked around ur house in the nude? about 10 minutes ago 5. Have u ever been on welfare? sadly enough yes 6. Have u ever been slap on the ass by a homo? no 7. Have u ever walked in on ur brother or sister while they were butt ass naked? yes 8. Who do u think is more gay Russell or Chris? chris 9. Do you have any kind of special toys in ur bedroom? ; ) come find out 10. When was the last time you had a one night stand? couple of months ago lol 11. Do you drink beer and if so what kind do you drink? Bud light or budweiser 12. Have u ever been high? duh 13. What do you think about T O's from the cowboys 4 yard touch down on todays game? Didnt watch the game 14. Have u ever had se
Believe It
Monday, November 6, 2006 Believe it You will accomplish whatever you sincerely believe you will accomplish. And you can believe whatever you choose to believe. When you truly believe you can, then you can. For your actions in each moment are vigorously guided by the things you believe about yourself. Your beliefs influence you even when you're not thinking about them. That gives them a constant and enormous power to affect your reality. The things that you believe to be out of your reach will indeed be out of your reach as long as your beliefs stay the same. You can, however, change your beliefs to include whatever possibilities you dare to imagine. Visualize yourself reaching the goal, and your belief begins to grow. Take solid and consistent steps in the direction of that goal, and your belief becomes more firmly entrenched with each action. Allow yourself, with everything you are, to fully believe in whatever you seek to do. And it will surely be. -- Ralph Ma
Awww...hate Mail!
You know, the fact that someone actually took the time to hate me makes me feel so special :) This message that I received on myspace is horribly
For The Good
I'm amazed at times when I see the things that supposedly civilized human beings do. How many times have you seen "friends" and/or co-workers stab each other (or you) in the back. And for what? Revenge? To get ahead? Sometimes, even for fun! OK, you got 'em back! So what? Are you really any happier? I'll bet not. Really want to ge them back? Don't do anything. In fact ignore them. Sound weird? OF COURSE IT'S WEIRD!! But why waste a second of time on them? People usually think that not doing anything is a sign of weakness but that's a crock. True strength is when you choose for the good. So here's a little free advice: 1. Be Cool 2. Surround yourself with positive people. Negative people are toxic and will drag you down. 3. Always smile - it will bug the hell out of people because they won't know what's going on. 4. Always be yourself. Trying to be someone else consumes way too much time & energy. 5. Always; ALWAYS choose for the Good. Any other choice will only
A Minute Of Ur Time.
Dem West Virginia Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a West Virginia girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the sw
Grilled Italian Sausages With Pasta And Vegetables
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:50 min Makes:5 servings 1 1/4 pounds Italian sausage links (4 or 5 links) 2 large bell peppers, cut lengthwise into fourths 3/4 cup Italian dressing 2 cups uncooked penne pasta (6 ounces) 4 plum (Roma) tomatoes, chopped 2 tablespoons chopped fresh or 1/2 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. Grill sausages 4 to 6 inches from medium heat 15 to 20 minutes, turning frequently, until no longer pink in center. 2. Brush bell pepper pieces with about 2 tablespoons of the dressing. Add to grill for last 10 minutes of cooking time, turning frequently, until crisp-tender. 3. Meanwhile, cook and drain pasta as directed on package. 4. Cut sausages into 1/2-inch slices; cut bell peppers into 1 1/2-inch pieces. Toss pasta, sausages, bell peppers, tomatoes and remaining dressing. Sprinkle with basil. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 565 (Calories from Fat 335); Total Fat 37g (Saturated Fat 9g, Trans Fat ncg
Tuna-stuffed Shells
Prep Time:45 min Start to Finish:45 min Makes:4 servings Pasta 16 uncooked jumbo pasta shells Tomato-Basil Vinaigrette 2 large tomatoes, seeded, chopped (2 cups) 2 tablespoons chopped onion 2 tablespoons chopped fresh or 2 teaspoons dried basil leaves 2 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar 1/8 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper Filling 1/3 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing 2 tablespoons chopped fresh or 2 teaspoons dried basil leaves 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 cans (6 oz each) albacore tuna in water, drained, flaked 1 large carrot, shredded (1 cup) 1 small zucchini, shredded (1 cup) 1 small onion, chopped (1/4 cup) Lettuce leaf 1. Cook and drain pasta shells as directed on package. Rinse with cold water; drain. 2. While pasta is cooking, in medium bowl, mix all vinaigrette ingredients just until blended. Set aside. 3. In another medium bowl, mix mayonnaise, 2 tablespoons basil and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Stir in tuna, carrot, zucchini and onion
My Obituary
'What will your obituary say?' at
Beautiful Heart
Getting Better
Seahawks win on Monday Night. SCREW THE RAIDERS! Especially that fucker who punched and kneed our tight end.
Caesar Salad
1-2 good sized heads romaine lettuce 2-3 inches anchovie paste (squeezed from a tube, probably 1-2 Tbsp) 3-5 cloves garlic, or to taste 1 egg, coddled 4-5 shakes Worcestershire sauce salt fresh ground black pepper 1 lemon olive oil 2-3 handfuls fresh grated parmesan cheese croutons Wash the lettuce thoroughly. Spin dry. Start heating up a small pan of water. Squeeze some anchovie paste into a large wooden salad bowl. Press a couple of garlic cloves in. With a spoon, smear the anchovie/garlic paste mix around the bottom/sides of the bowl. By now the water should be boiling. Drop in a room-temp raw egg, wait 60 seconds. Remove from the water and crack the egg into the salad bowl. Salt and pepper the egg, shake in some Worcestershire sauce. Whisk it all together. Ream the juice of one lemon into the bowl. (Again, more or less to taste). Whisk some more. Add olive oil in little spurts, whisking between spurts, until you get the right consistency -- the oil doesn
Chicken Salad
3 cups chicken; cooked and diced 1/2 cup pecans; toasted 1 cup celery; chopped 1/2 cup coconut 1/2 cup grapes, seedless; halved 1/4 cup sour cream 1 teaspoon mustard 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup mayonnaise juice of half a lemon Combine chicken, pecans, celery, coconut and grapes. Mix together the sour cream, mustard, salt, mayonnaise, and lemon juice to make dressing. Serve on lettuce or halved avacado. Surround with pineapple or other fruit. Garnish with olives or cherries.
Mock Cheese Souffle
This easy mock souffle is made with bread, cheese, eggs, and seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 6 slices bread -- remove crusts * 1/2 pound sharp Cheddar cheese -- shredded * 4 eggs -- lightly beaten * 2 1/2 cups milk * 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * salt and pepper -- to taste * butter PREPARATION: Grease a 9 x 13-inch baking dish. Line the bottom of the casserole with the bread slices; cover with the cheese. Mix the eggs with milk, Worcestershire sauce, salt, and pepper. Pour over bread and cheese. Dot with butter. Set the baking dish in a pan of hot water and bake for 45 to 55 minutes at 350°. Serves 6.
Things I Hate
this should be fun I hate the sound of a child crying I hate the color yellow I hate people who arent open-minded I hate when people get hurt because of someone elses stupidity I hate knowing one day my life is going to come to an end I hate snobs I hate the smell of cucumber melon I hate dull pencils I hate when people cannot clean up their mess I hate when i miss a program i really wanted to watch I hate when people say they are going to do something and dont I hate when my cell battery is low I hate when i dont get text messages well thats about it... i am sure in time i will think of more
Ice Box
Fussin' and fightin', we back at it again I know that, its my fault, but you don't understand (no) I got memories, this is crazy You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know Good with ma, good with pa, cool with all my niggas I should try to decide, wanna let u in, but no That means memories, and its crazy You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know [Bridge] Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin' And I really hope you still want me the way I want you I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin' Its no excuse, no excuse But I got this [Chorus 2x] I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this) I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this) I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold Why cant I get it right, just cant let it go I opened up, she let me down, I wont feel that no more I got memories, this is crazy She ain't noth
Trapped In A Slave Market
John 8:34 "Truly, truly, I say to you, everyone who commits sin is the slave of sin." The Bible calls man's side of the barrier a slave market. We are slaves to our OWN corrupt, sinful nature. Slaves cannot redeem themselves or purchase their own freedom. EVERY human being is born into this slave market. Inside the slave market, there is NO FUTURE. The legacy of our slavery is condemnation, eternal separation, and punishment from God. Even though man IS BORN under the death penalty, God's grace provides a means of ESCAPE. Grace is something you cannot earn. Because of His perfect love, God offers EVERY human being a choice between death and eternal life. For the wages of sin is death, but the FREE gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. God DOES NOT abandon you in the slave market of sin. He has provided EVERYTHING for you and EVERY other human being to leave slavery an enter into an eternal RELATIONSHIP with Him.
A Little Old Lady
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry t he bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl h
Rainy Day N Ga
hey peeps... just sending a friendly hello Out.. Its raining and cold.. and just plain ewwww lol... not much going on here..other then doing laundry... cant mop the floors... wont do no good with muddy paw prints all over lol... kids aint being too bad ( yet ) lol.. there getting ready too go out too lunch with there grandpa.. so I GET some peace and quiet for a few lol.. yeehawww.. anyways Ya'll have a good one... stay warm and dry... Be good or be good at it ( whatever that may be ) Bec
Lord Genocyde's Stance On The Death Penalty
I've been asked about my stance on the death penalty before and I've addressed it on the show a time or fifteen. Never once, as I'm listening to some of the playback from the past shows, did I ever really get my thoughts in order on this. What stance you take, hey, go for it. Take your stand, wherever it may be but my reasons are as follows: 1. As a society, we're chock-full of double-standards. We want little to no violence in TV movies or programs but 24-hour, up-to-the-minute coverage of hostility overseas in full-color with digital enhancement on CNN is perfectly acceptable. We have a Department of Defense that engages in more Offense than anything. We have laws in place that allow an intruder to sue you and win if they're harmed in your home in the commission of a crime, no matter how severe and furthermore we have the constant spoonfeeding of bringing America back to family values BUT continually hiking the cost of living to the point of putting the strain on the family. Well,
Why Should We Have To
OK I'm not a complete and total prude but at the same time, I don't enjoy going into someone's gallery and seeing some guys erection or some girls nasty looking kootch... This is why I have all the ADULT IMAGES turned off. It's just nicer that way... Really if someone wants to share their genitals with the known world of this website, go for it but at least mark it adult! So I was thinking, yesterday, when I found this gallery... It was a man's gallery, and it was chocked full of pictures of his penis and other things I will not mention.... none of which were marked adult. So I went into a lounge and asked some people what could be done, and they tell me to click the "report image" link. Ok, great idea folks but that forces me to open up the picture, scroll down it, and click the link. Plus the pictures had been uploaded back in September, could it be they have gone this long without being reported. The guy doesn't have any pictures of his face (unless you count the horribl
Thank You
More bullshit from Matt. These splinters, I pluck out, one by one. This one, is all the times you... (I love you) This one, is when we... (You're Perfect.) This one is all the hours, I sat and waited for you... (Where are you?) This one, is all the years, I sat and waited (Can you see me?) for you... This one is all the words I said, that I never meant. (I hate you.) This one is the words you meant, but never said... (I hate you.) These splinters, I pluck out, one by one. One left... (So close) I tug, I pull, but my fingers are slippery from my own blood. I cannot grasp it. The more (Just one left...) I try the deeper (I proved love existed?) it sinks inside. This one... (Oh, God...) This one... (Please...) This one... is You.
For You Guys With Love From Me To You
you guys are really special to me & i wont ever give you away for anything hugs Jovi xx
Country Song
Hooray For Randomness.
And this was my conversation this evening.. (FatRabbitLilSis = Me) itsjake duh: so... FatRabbitLilSis: So.. itsjake duh: talk FatRabbitLilSis: About what? itsjake duh: anything FatRabbitLilSis: My finger itches itsjake duh: y ? FatRabbitLilSis: I just scratched it itsjake duh: my dick wants sucking FatRabbitLilSis: I have a friend that once got a blowjob from a shop vac itsjake duh: fuck that FatRabbitLilSis: He has fucked a lot of things.. itsjake duh: ok i dont feel like talking FatRabbitLilSis: Haha *Silence* ..I thought it was hilarious. Apparently, He didn't think so.
Ever have days when you just feel like crying? Today would be one of them days for me. It seems like nothing can ever go right or at least the way it normally does. You expect something to happen on a certain day and it doesn't 2 weeks in a row it gets rather irritating. It wouldn't be a big deal but it's money I need to buy stuff for my kids! So yeah it drives me insane! That and well I am just kinda bummed out today for some reason so that makes things worse. I just need a vacation or at the very least a weekend away from everything. That might help a weekend to just relax and veg out and not have to worry about anyone or anything other then what I will do next or well not do. A few cold drinks would help too! A night of drunken forgetfullness usually helps me. It doesn't happen often but right now that would be nice. Now if only I had something here to drink! lol Oh well I am sure things will look better after a good nights sleep.
Importance In Life
Fold my arms across my chest Nail the lid shut tight Too late to change my mind My decision steered towards death that night I sit in the corner Watching myself lowered down No tears, no pain, Nobody To see me reside in earthen so brown Forgotten, dismissed for no one cares Wiped clean from memories blind Meaningless to anyone and everyone My view of myself, in my mind I sit emotionless in presence of my death Stricken by nothing, yet so tense still I have never been important to anyone and everyone And I?m scared that I never will
Truth In Tears
I lay crying, I am not crying for lost love, but for a love that was never there. The love that was supposed to be there at birth. But when the eyes you seek to be proud, are cold and then you are sent crashing to the floor. there is no hope for my falling. It kills me inside, when I should let go. My endless circle. A new bruise I lie about. Half a woman, and still scared. Here safe and alone, I am balled. Begging into the darkness for something to believe in. My insides hurt, My jaw throbs and I shake. Crawling out of bed, I am on my roof looking at the moon. made whole under its gaze, with the moon comes you, you never ask, You don't want to know, and I am glad. You know I am broken, you are happy with what is left. Here in my silence, the wind touches my naked skin. I am bared before you, And in moments tears drying on my face. Arms raised to offer all of me My innocence is revealed, the mask removed. I am as I am to be, bared and loved. On tip toes leani
You Know You're Really Broke When...
You Know You're Really Broke When... American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. Your bologna has no first name. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Sally Struthers sends you food. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. On Thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. At communion you go back for seconds. You wash your toilet paper. You have to save up to be poor. You're in college. You are sterilizing your u
The Slave Market Opened!
1 Timothy 2:5-6 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave himself as a ransom for all men. Jesus Christ has removed the chains from the slave market. You are free to leave. You now have access to God! Everything necessary to remove the barrier between you and God has already been accomplished. Jesus Christ has willingly accepted the death sentence in your place. You have been freed! You are no longer a prisoner of the slave market. How do you escape from the slave market? There is nothing you must do or say or change to be free. You already have access to freedom. Faith is the only requirement. Faith is simply believing. God requires nothing of you except belief. In return, He gives you eternal life. You receive by faith the gift He is offering. But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name.
Sizzlin' Chipotle Cheddar Burger
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 4 servings, one cheeseburger each 1 lb. ground beef 1/4 cup finely chopped red onions 1 clove garlic, minced 4 hamburger buns, split 1/2 cup BULL'S-EYE Smokin' Chipotle Barbecue Sauce, divided 4 KRAFT DELI DELUXE Sharp Cheddar Cheese Slices 4 lettuce leaves 1 medium tomato, cut into 4 slices PREHEAT greased grill to medium-high heat. Mix meat, onions and garlic; shape into four patties. GRILL patties 8 min. Turn patties; brush with 1/4 cup of the barbecue sauce. Grill 4 min. or until patties are cooked through (160°F). Brush cut sides of buns with remaining 1/4 cup barbecue sauce; place, cut-sides down, on grill. Grill 1 to 2 min. or until buns are lightly toasted. Top each patty with 1 cheese slice; grill an additional 1 min. or until cheese begins to melt. COVER bottom halves of buns with lettuce and tomatoes; top with cheeseburgers and tops of buns. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with a tossed gree
Tex Mex Shells And Cheese
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 4 servings 1 lb. lean ground beef 1 pkg. (12 oz.) VELVEETA Shells & Cheese Dinner 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) Mexican-style diced tomatoes, undrained 1-1/4 cups water 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese BROWN meat in nonstick skillet on medium-high heat; drain. STIR in Shells, tomatoes with their liquid and water. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low; cover and simmer 15 min. ADD Cheese Sauce; stir until blended. Sprinkle with shredded cheese. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Enjoy your favorite foods while keeping portion size in mind. Jazz It Up Top with shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes and avocado, sliced olives, TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Salsa or BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 580 Total fat 28g Saturated fat 13g Cholesterol 115mg Sodium 1400mg Carbohydrate 41g Dietary fiber 2g Sugars 7g
Stand Up .. Sit Down .. Spin On Your Head
Stand Up .. Sit Down .. Spin plates on your fingers while saying the national Anthem .. Why is it .. As soon as you go on cam .. You get the Directors .. All Of which I click away .. You Irk Me .. you Kick me Offline You Whiptards !!! .. get the Hint .. Im Not here for YOUR Pleasure Im here for Mine .. ONLY ..So Cut the Malarky will ya ?
Stuck On The Island Of Misfucked Toys
The last thing my dad gave me before he left us and died.... Daughter, all your life you'll be part magic and part mystery, because you have ideas, thoughts, and wishes all your own... And where it counts, inside the heart we've grown together, not apart, through challenges and changes as the passing years have flown. Your loveliness begins inside and brings such happiness and pride, it isn't easy to express in simple words and phrases how beautiful you'll always be in ways the heart alone can see, how much you mean, how dear you are, how well-deserved this praise is. If he loved me he wouldn't have left us. Sweet Talker=Liar That's why I said I'd never trust another man whose like my father So when they tell me their in love with me I tell them not to bother But I fall fr their half truths And take the promise of a liar The sun came crashing down and left my heart in the line of fire... I hate that I was right about all guys being the same.
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
You can GET chocolate. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. Good chocolate is easy to find. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can hand
Halloween Rendezvous
Halloween Rendezvous by Rocket1010 © Rick was in a good mood as he prepared for the Halloween party. "This was probably going to be another one of those boring parties where nothing exciting happens, but what the hell, you never know," he thought to himself. His friend, Robert, had told him about this fabulous party at an old estate on the edge of town. He told him this was a special party but he couldn't tell him anymore than that but be prepared for a possible night of pleasure. He also mentioned that the invitation was to only a select few friends or clients and hard to come by. The owner of the estate was a client of his and told him he could bring a friend along to the small gathering. Rick went to the costume shop in town to find something unique for the party. A pretty young sales lady showed him different styles, but nothing seemed to look right. She finally brought him a king's outfit to try on, telling him that they were running out costumes for him. The mid-calf coat
Nasty Short Jokes
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the diffe
Thank You To Our Veterans
Let me start off by saying I have the utmost respect for all our men and women in the miltary..they sacrifice thier lives for our freedom. They give up so much. I wanted to thank my baby DJ for fighting for freedom in Operation Desert Storm. He served 8 years in the Army. I truly respect him for doing that. Anyhow people are so quick to say that our military is there becuase they are forced or the recruiter lied to them. Our men and women choose to serve, some not for all the right reasons but they are there becuase they believe in america. Respect that!!! Thanks to all who have served and those who are serving... Thanks to: Uncle Larry--Airforce /Vietnam Uncle David--Army/Vietnam/Tunnel Rat /Purple Heart Uncle Danny-- Army/Vietnam My Father--Korea My Baby Dewayne..Operation Desert Storm I made DJ a video..he will kill me for later. Anyhow here it is! Thank you Baby!!
My son, Christian A miracle from heaven above Love and wonder abound My heart and soul The gift that could never be priced The love of my life The sweetness in my soul No one can take his place His hand holds my heart Created by love Born into love My son, Christian
My Sex Style
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent88%Hot81%Shy56%Exciting56%Sweet50%Awkward38%Soft38%Wet31%What is your sexual style?created with
Firefighter Down
The tones go out In the middle of the night. The firefighter responds Theres a fire to fight. The apparatus rolls As the crew gets ready The Officers on the radio. The driver holds it steady. As the truck draws near Black smoke rolls into sight, The firefighters are ready To battle the orange light. The flames are growing. They find the occupants are out. The hose lines are charged. This is what its all about. Two firefighters go in To battle the flame. Something doesnt feel right, They both feel the same. The creaking is now loud, They turn to retreat. The roof crashes in The sound is deafening in the street. Other firefighters are trying To clear through the rubble. They know two of their own Are in grave trouble. At last one calls out, One firefighter found! The digging begins To get him unbound. He asks for his partner As they pull him free. They tell him theyre looking, And then they finally see. His partner has been found, Hi
Needing Some Help
I'm working on getting set-up to start selling DVDs on my website, but I am at a loss as to where to look. Most sites that I have came across only take credit cards or paypal, and I have neither of those options available for myself. Credit cards can get a person into trouble and with pay-pal even with it being a secure method of paying online I am still hesitant about getting an account (to many horror stories of people being ripped off I guess). Anyways if anyone out there in this great big world of ours has any suggestions on wholesale dvd lots for cheap or knows of a website that does payment through mail please leave a comment here or message me. Thank you.
How Long Would You Last In A Horror Movie?
How long would u last in a horror flick?OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! CONGRADULATIONS!! u got the highest ranking! u are- the unstoppable curse. u take ur job very seriously: ur the lifeless killer. u kill to live and u live to kill. like the Grudge, you cannot be destroyed. i see many sequels in ur future! (me:^_^)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
The Halloween Costume Party
The Halloween Costume Party by beatcha2it © I guess first you should know that I consider the "Sensuous Woman", a book written some time ago, a Bible of sorts for sensual women like myself. I found the book in a dime store a while ago. After having read it and lived it I feel so self-assured about my sexuality that I can look at a man and know he sees in my eyes exactly what he wants. One chapter that has always made me moist is the chapter about party sex, just reading the chapter is enough to make me reach for my dildo! That chapter of the book details one of my greatest fantasies. My vibrator starts buzzing around my clit at the part when it states "be prepared for the fact that you'll be expected to walk around nude." Then, I'm shoving my dildo in and out of my cunt at full strength when it gets to the part that reads "and also expect that anyone and everyone at the party could walk in on you at anytime. Yes, as you guessed I couldn't sit through "Eyes Wide Shut" without ru
Halloween Suprise
Halloween Suprise by The_story_writer2003 © We had all met at university for the big Halloween party, however after an hour it became obvious it wasn't going to be as big a party as we hoped. There were enough people there but it just wasn't a good atmosphere. We all kept drinking the special Halloween shots and soon we were quite drunk. On our table we had Dracula (me), 2 witches (Claire & Laura), a scream style serial killer (Tom), a zombie (Greg) and a ghost (Phil). We soon got very bored and decided to head back to my place, had TV, and vast quantities of Alcohol. We got back to my place and all flopped onto the chairs and sofa. As we sat there laughing about how lame the party had been the girls stuck one of the music channels on, something R&B with women dancing with very little clothing. Maybe I should describe the girls; Laura is 5ft4, long brown hair, smallish breasts but a nice slim figure, Claire is slightly more curvy and a fantastic pair on her chest. It makes your
If U Firm This Up....
One morning while making breakfast, an Irishman walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose. "While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother"
Yet Another Piece Of A Shattered Heart
Love Me Instead For you know who you are Now me, I don't want to play the fool Just to be the exception to the rule Help me cause I'm falling for you No matter how hard I try not to From my heart to my hand I wrote this for you so you can understand What it is I'm trying to say And to explain why I feel this way I can see my life when I look in your eyes And the warmth of your touch, it always make me smile Your voice echos like a song in my head so please love me instead All I ask is to be your man and your every wish will be my command I want to kiss your lips by the light of the fire I want to share your hopes, dreams and desires cause your filling the hole inside my heart The storms gone away and the clouds start to part Everything happens for a reason no need to question what it is I'm feeling I can see my life when I look in your eyes And the warmth of your touch, it always make me smile Your voice echos like a song in my head so please
My Beliefs On God And Satan
OK this one is easy. Yes God and Satan both exist and they work together to fuck my life up. The end
The Lil One
Hey well with any luck and my fingers crossed she will be home tomorrw. He oxygen stats came up from an 83% to 93%. Its gotta be 98 or above to go home.... Im exhausted and I miss my bed!! workin 2 jobs and this is not kosher!! someone send me a freggin pillow plz!! kisses to all
Wise Words
This is from my buddy Tony it's fuckin fantasical. Alright ladies and gentlemen... I tried to be reasonable with these people. I've even listened to their accusations, watched the videos, heard their laywers babble incessantly... FUCK THAT. Let me explain something right quick: I LOVE cops. My WHOLE FAMILY is fucking stuffed to the brim with cops. My dad, both my surviving uncles, two aunts, numerous cousins. To hear some fucking piece of shit Mexican gang-banger talking about "police brutality" after he lead the police on a ten minute foot chase after fleeing them while they served him a warrant for his arrest. A man named Cardinez, whose first name I do not know, evaded the police for ten minutes, after which time he had the shit kicked out of him, was restrained, and continued resisting arrest. A suspect in cuffs is still dangerous, people. A few more shots to the face had Mr. Cardinez complying with the police, only to later accuse them of brutality, which was evidenced
For Jon G R.i.p My Brother In This Life
Where do we go when things have changed And stand alone wanting back the days The days when we knew we'd never ever die now we sit around and wonder how how will be able to make it somehow When your playing the great gig in the sky I'll see you on the otherside Me, I ain't got time to die To many dreams getting in the way I know i got a reason to be Even if your not here with me We'll meet up again some day Music is the link that binds Kindred spirits, Warn out minds Links in the chain that we call life Notes on paper are just the start It ain't done til it's in your heart And I hear you sing it every night Time to play that rock and roll To lift the spirit and heal your soul Together the pulse of you and me Scream it till throat is sore Always know theres something more In your hands is destiny I'll see you on the otherside Me, I ain't got time to die To many dreams getting in the way I know i got a reason to be Even if your not here with me We'll meet u
Incomplete ~~~ Sisqo
My Heart
feeling it ripped from the chest stomped on an thrown into the trash feeling the numbness set in as you drive in some pins hurting me so making me feel so less what did i do wrong to lose what we had my carefree days are gone never to return for i loss something dear can't you hear me my dear i cry so hard inside hardness is now my reply how can i change when the fates have stepped in never to return the happy man
What Type Of Girl Are You??
You scored as Goth. Goth69%Loser63%Popular Bitch56%Nerdy Girl44%Athletic Tomboy44%Hippy38%Slut38%Preppy Girl31%What type of girl are you?!!created with
A Terrible Shipwreck
A terrible shipwreck..... A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle -- a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed, and then, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, th
Mexican Word Of Da Day
Today's Mexican word of the day is: Harassment: The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence. Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato (homeboy)...Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in bed with my sancha (lover), pero ( but) that's okay porque (because) I told her that... HAR ASS MENT nothing to me." if u think this shit was funny, repost as: "Mexican Word of the Day"
kiss Current mood: creative Category: Romance and Relationships …….. Kissing is one of the sexiest forms of communication, seduction, satisfies the thirst of the sensual. Start with the lips small pecks at first and soon sucking the lips in yours like a raisin the sweet taste of a lip. Then lick from one end over to the other and around the top lip lightly biting the edge of your top lip then quickly suck across it back to the other and then a peck trail to the chin sucking on the point. Pecking my way along your jaw bone back to your lobe nibbling, licking the circumference………..
I Decided To Stay :)
i'm going to stay on CT, but i won't be on as much as i use to. like i said, i have a cult on VF that needs major attention. i lost 2 of my staff members (including my co-owner) so i have to be there to bring it back to life. besides, i have alot of awesome friends on here i'll miss to much. thank you all for being here for me.
Goodnite All
Wishing you all Sweet dreams.. Have a Great sunday ..and Dont be strangers . Come by Say Hi (on a side note) Now that Ive figured out my issues with Cherry .. and all that fun stuff .. If I havnt gotten your pics rated yet . lemmie know Ill come bomb ya ASAP *HUGS*
A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.” The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’
Halloween Sex Party
Halloween Sex Party by sex4u4647 © After having been married for five years, Art and Rita were getting totally bored with life and each other. Their day to day life was without change, work, dinner, TV, bed (to sleep),sex twice a week. If that often. There had to be more. One fuck of a lot more. One morning in the mail there was an invitation to a party at a friends house. It was to be a sexy costume party, dance, bring your own bottle, saturday nite. Just in time for Halloween Rita called Shirley. "Morning dear, got your invite, who will be there and whats the deal?" "Well,, there will be five other couples, three of them are swingers." Shirley explained. "Costumes are to be sexy and revealing as possible. It will probally turn into a swap partner fucking party. But no one has to do anything that they don't want to." "You know that I like to flirt, so does Art, but anything else Im not sure." Rita said. "I haven't been with anyone but Art since before we got married. B
Again, I Travel.
And so I stand on my steps, the Virginia morning chilly. Over my shoulder I have slung my military C-Bag, well-used, and travel worn. Know this: Where I travel, You come with me, in my mind, my heart. I carry You with me everywhere, from the first steps outside, to the steps that will eventually lead me to You. My mind dreams with visions of candlelit slow dances, and soft touches. Of lips kissed, and breaths made heavy and fast. My mind dreams of You, as the mile markers roll past, and I stare out the window, praying You're sleeping the sweet sleep of the innocent. And also I pray You know, I love Thee. Once, twice, a thousand times, I love Thee. My path is a winding one, but this is the beginning of my last journey, the journey that will lead me to You. And I love Thee.
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Need To Cum
Hey there all, Let's here from all the horny people out there and how much you want to cum. Ladies if you need some help cumming look me up and I will fill your request.. Licks and Nibbles
Garlic-grilled Flank Steak
Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 6 servings 3 cloves garlic, crushed 1 tsp. each: paprika, salt and pepper 1 beef flank steak (1-1/2 lb.) 3/4 cup BULL'S-EYE Steakhouse Barbecue Sauce with A.1. PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Mix garlic and seasonings; rub evenly onto both sides of steak. GRILL steak 5 min. on each side. Continue to grill 10 min. or to medium doneness (160°F), turning and brushing occasionally with the barbecue sauce. CUT steak across the grain into thin slices. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Prepare as directed, substituting 6 boneless pork chops, 1-1/2 inch thick (1-1/2 lb.) for the steak. Jazz It Up Increase the crushed garlic to 5 cloves and grill before using as directed. To grill the garlic, wrap in foil, then add to grill along with the steak; cook 5 to 7 min. or until tender. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: Since this quick weeknight entree is made with lean meat, it can fit into your healthful eating pl
Quick Rosemary Lamb Chops
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, two chops and 3/4 cup rice each 2 tsp. oil 8 lamb loin chops (1 lb.) 1 small onion, chopped 3/4 cup roasted red peppers, drained, chopped 1/4 cup beef broth 1/4 cup KRAFT Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing 1/2 tsp. chopped fresh rosemary 3 cups hot cooked MINUTE White Rice HEAT oil in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat. Add chops; cook 6 min., turning after 3 min. Remove from skillet; cover to keep warm. ADD onions to same skillet. Cook 5 min. or until onions are tender, stirring occasionally. Stir in peppers, broth, dressing and rosemary. Add chops. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 4 min. or until sauce is thickened and chops are cooked through (160°F). SERVE with the rice. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with hot steamed broccoli. Substitute Prepare as directed, substituting 4 bone-in pork chops (1-1/2 lb.) for the lamb chops and increasing the rosemary to 1 tsp.
501 Dart Challenge
The Outhouse
THE OUTHOUSE INCIDENT Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answer a call of nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself. Jenny Sue waited for Hank...and waited, and waited. Finally, she looked inside and saw Hank stirring around in the outhouse muck with a stick. "Hank, what the hell are you doing, stirring in the shit?" she yells. "I dropped my jacket down the hole," he complains. "It's the one my momma gave me." Jenny Sue shakes her head. "You're crazy ... you're not gonna wear that thing now, are you?" "Hell no," Hank assures her, "but there's a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!"
Penis Wants A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rathe
Was It Worth It?
Was it worth it, The lies and the jokes, you laughed while i cried, Was it worth it to know that you sat back smoked up while my heart died. Was it worth it? When you knew what you said would hurt and shatter me? Was it worth it when you knew how I felt and went ahead and took and knew they could plainly see. Was it worth it, now that you're all alone? Was it worth it to know I pity you? I could lie and said it was fake, all the emotions but that is not me I already lowered myself, to your level once before. Why would I do it again. Was it worth it. Cause I walked out of the door. Was it worth it, cause I have nothing to say anymore? You lied when you knew I could handle no more. You lied when you knew, it had all happened before. My trust was fragile, and you lied. You played games, you shattered a heart, You made a fool out of me, and still wanted to be friends. Was it worth it?
What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
What kind of kiss are you? PassionateYour kiss is the kiss that makes girls melt and men get in touch with their feminine side. Nothing says I love you like a full, heart-felt kiss. Take this test
Friends I Will Catch When I Can!
I won't be in here as much as I like. I probably won't be able to post responses back quickly, because I have gone back to work. I have been off on early retirement from teaching school, really disability retirement but not having enough years at best it hardly met the bills. I found out as long as did not work for the school retirement system I could work at other things. So I am trying my hand at Wally's world, man it was a more rigorous interviews, and back ground checks than the public schools give employees. Now that is a sad affair when you think what school employees are responsible for. Well, I wanted everyone to know that I am not ignoring you I am just working weird hours and days. When Jan is home I will not be on the computer very much, because I would rather push her buttons and play with her. Sorry, but I love her just a little. Everyone behave and I am not saying how you have to have some fun, but get along with each other.
What Kind Of Kinky Are You?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92%Chains/Handcuffs75%Bondage75%Whips58%Blind Folds42%Blood33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Yeahhhhhh Bitches!
Excuse my excitment but I got called for an interview today! I go in tomorrow at 10 am for a full time position at Safeway (grocery store, also the same grocery store that a car crashed into the other day that i witnessed) Wish me luck! I really need a job and new friends here! I'm thinking I will get it, as the job I had prior to joining the Navy was at Safeway... I just hope it pays more than 9.00 an hour!
Broken And Confused
12-16-05 Broken and Confused By: Travis Smith Sitting in the wind with the rain falling down. Listening to the sound it makes as it hits my roof. Falling fast asleep because it hurts so much without you. So I'm wondering.. Sitting here wondering as questions fill my mind.. Does it hurt you as much as it does me? Are you feeling the same or off playing the game? Or do you not remember me at all? Thunder crashes down as lighting hits the ground. As I wake up with a very large frown; trying to live us down.. Tossing and turning as I try to settle in.. Wears me out and makes me look thin. So I'm here hurting.. Really really hurting.. Do you even feel the same way, hunny? Can you really breathe without crying? Lord, I wish you were here instead of being gone.. I can't believe you're still gone.. While I lie here living in fear.. In fear of a life without you.
First Post At Week 10
2 wins, 6 losses, starting QB with a ruptured spleen at week 3. What else could go wrong?? I blame myself for the Buccaneers season. The one year i decide to cough up the 280 bucks for nfl sunday ticket, and they can't win shit. My 2 year old daughter calls better plays on my Madden game than the bucs coaches. There is no need to read, or rate these blogs of mine. This is where I'm gonna come cry every time the bucs loose. So I should have 6 more of these in the comming weeks.
A Loving Peace From You
From the glowing embers of your spirit Came a little warmth of your love Together we set it in a cozy little spot Safe from the world up above Then a soothing breath from your lungs Helped to ignite the flame On that lonely candle In the core of my soul As time passed day by day Conflicts caused great winds to blow But you cupped your hands around it And it just flickered with a brilliant glow They say that nothing is forever But I don't believe that's true That little candle in my heart Is a loving peace from you
Quotes Of The Day For 11/13 - More Friendship Quotes
"Truth springs from argument amongst friends." David Hume "Those truly linked don't need correspondence. When they meet again after many years apart, Their friendship is as true as ever." Deng Ming-Dao "You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that." E.B White (Charlotte's Web) "A faithful friend is a strong defense: and he that hath found such an one hath found a treasure." Ecclesiasticus 6:14 "Friendship with oneself is all important because without it one cannot be friends with anybody else in the world." Eleanor Roosevelt "Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsessi
Free My Heart Just sitting here thinking about the refection of my life I ask what I am missing in my life Some would answer love would say attention I wonder what it really is or may what is the purpose I have to dig deep inside to figure what I desire most The armor been my protection for so long I have to find out where to start My soul thrives to have someone to listen Someone who can comfort me in my tough times The value of knowing love still exist The voice inside me which is tired of lies and the games The thought knowing I can be genuinely happy with the one I love The desire to know all are not the same Someone to teach me something while I am in my prime The prime which is making hard decisions and easy ones The fact knowing I can free myself The freedom from the hurt and pain I have endured Freedom from triumphs in my life The ability to be free and the t
What Hurts The Most
sitting her on the sofa you asleep on my chest watching you dream smiling so brightly trying to put the happiness away trying to understand what we must do holding you tight holding on for now wishing this could change for we both love each other so knowing when morning comes will be last we will see each other again pain comes and pain goes memories stay with us warming us driving us insane for love is so twisted so strange when the future turns black an it all falls away
He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not, is a slave.Sir William DrummondAcademical Question (end of preface)
12-20-05 Reflection By: Travis Smith Betrayed once again By a cousin and a friend Views are skewed What's wrong? What's right? I don't understand Why must I be the target Target of confusion and blame She was different on that day Now she's turned cold Bitter and away No one knows why Honestly I don't care I'll never see her again And no that's not a threat I was a decent guy and I sure was kind That's all that matters right?
Mary Ann Evans Cross
Two angels guide The path of man, both aged and yet young. As angels are, ripening through endless years, On one he leans: some call her Memory, And some Tradition; and her voice is sweet, With deep mysterious accords: the other, Floating above, holds down a lamp with streams A light divine and searching on the earth, Compelling eyes and footsteps. Memory yields, Yet clings with loving check, and shines anew, Reflecting all the rays of that bright lamp Our angel Reason holds. We had not walked But for Tradition; we walk evermore To higher paths by brightening Reason's lamp.George Eliot (pseudonym of Mary Ann Evans Cross)The Spanish Gypsy (bk. II)
Hello Ppl
A lot of my friends are taking a break from here cos of the slack comments on their pages i dont blame them ppl please get a life!! Why are you here just to bitch about other ppl or are u so bored thats all you can think of to do? Please leave my friends alone you bitches who ever you are. I am bloody pissed off as my friends are getting hurt. Piss off ass holes
Fun Weekend!
Yea.. I didn't get to take pics in the forest so I might take them in the morning when the sun comes up in the back yard. I saw the coolest thing ever... an Albino Deer! Yea.. I wanted to take a pic of it so damn bad!!!! I drove a lot. I drove 40 mins home.. and about 25 mins there. I've been doing really good too. It makes me happy! Keeva was naughty.. but she's in a good mood now. She'll be up all night but that's ok. I want to take pics outside anyway. I think my period is gone already. Another weird one. It either means I'm preggo.. or my body is gunna take a while to adjust. I have a gyno apt tomorrow so I might go. All depends if my period is actually gone ya know. Gah.. I had so much fun at my mom's. I got to see the dogs which made me very happy! I miss them a lot. I keep on tryin to move out there. Reason being.. more job oppertunities.. and it's a lot better there. My parents always said that if I stayed there that they'd build a house and I could have the
The Porcupine's Plight
The Porcupine arrived at the club dining room. "I'm Mr. Porcupine," he said. "I'll be a guest of Mr. Bear this evening. I guess I'm a little early." The Maitre d' regarded him haughtily. "Please wait at the bar," he said. The Porcupine walked into the bar. A Deer and an Antelope jostled him. He overheard someone making a derogatory comment about Porcupines. A very obnoxious Rabbit blew smoke right into his face. The Porcupine could feel himself bristly, and it took real effort to get his quills to lie down. Just then the Bear arrived. "It's good to meet you," said the Bear, "I'm eager to hear about those salmon futures we discussed on the phone." "I don't know," said the Porcupine. "If you like this club, I don't think we'll enjoy doing business." He told the Bear what happened. The Bear stood up with a roar. "These rascals have tarnished my reputation with you!" he said. "I'm so sorry you were mistreated. Let's go somewhere else." So they did. Over dinner, the Porc
The Elephant's Computer
The Elephant was very proud of his new computer. He took it out of the box and examined it with his trunk. "With this computer I will become state-of-the-art," he announced. The other animals murmured approvingly. The Elephant attached the computer to a chain and hung it around his neck. "Now I will be faster and more powerful," he said. He ran to a nearby grove of trees. The computer around his neck swung from side to side. "If anything, this computer seems to weigh me down," thought the Elephant. "It doesn't make me faster at all." The Elephant wrapped his trunk around a small tree. He tried to yank it out of the ground, but the computer got in the way of his efforts. "How disappointing," said the Elephant to himself, "It hasn't made me more powerful, either." Toward sunset, the Elephant went for a relaxing mud bath. He replayed the day's mishaps over and over in his mind. Before going home, he took off his new computer and threw it in the river. Later, for a snack, h
It's Been A While!
I just got back online yesterday. I was disconnected from both my wireless internet, and my cellphone services. It SUCKED!!! I'm so happy to be back online!
Static-X We kiss The stars We write We are Your name Desire Your flesh We are Cold we're so cold We are so Cold we're so cold Cold we're so cold We are so Cold we're so cold Your mouth These words Silence It turns Humming We laugh My head Falls back Cold we're so cold We are so Cold we're so cold
The Number Three
So hey nice person who rated like 10 of my pics 3's. I hope that makes you feel better about yourself!!!
I Am Sooo In Love With Lacey!!!! I'm So Sick-acoustic-flyleaf
Men's Rules
Man Rules The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 5. Crying is blackmail. 6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 8. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your gi
A Mystery
Read it carefully to know what it is.... A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on thedoor, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a
Thank You
Try to answer the questions below without thinking dirty! All the answers in this quiz are NOT dirty in any way. The answers are at the bottom of the page. Vocabulary test for the dirty minded: 1. what is a four-letter word that ends in k? And means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with "f” and ends with "u-c-k"? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in “u-n-t “one of which is a word for a woman? 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? 7. What four letter word begins with "f” and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in "I-t” and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all
The Four Types Of Orgasms
The Four Types of Orgasms Question: I was married for 15 years and am now divorced. I didn't experience an orgasm during sex until late in my marriage. Now I am in a very loving relationship with someone else. I enjoy our sex very much, but I have yet to have an orgasm. Sex with my new partner is very good from start to finish, but no matter how relaxed I feel or how good he feels, I don't have the type of orgasms where your body shakes. Is there such a thing as just plain enjoying the lovemaking and staying extremely moist without having an orgasm? Are there different types of orgasms? Answer: Great question! And one that has stumped sexologists and sexual bliss-seekers alike. I have found that there appear to be four anatomically specific orgasms: clitoral, G-spot, vaginal and anal. Yes, each of these sexual areas seems to produce a unique sensation and type of orgasm. And naturally, each one is stimulated by a finger or hand, mouth, penis, vibrator, dildo or some other object
1st Annual Cherry Tap Secret Sant
The 1st Annual CherryTap Secret Santa We are organizing the first CT Secret Santa. This will be lotsa fun for those who join. The idea is to send your person something every day, be it an e-card a holiday joke etc. You need to keep them Guessing on who you are! You will have to give an email addy. If anyone needs one I have plenty of gmail invites. You may send your person a real gift if they are comfortable with giving your their real address. This will be at your persons discretion. The gift should be no more than $25.00 and should not be anything rude or perverted. We will Limit this to 20 lucky elves to start but can adjust if lots are interested. This is a good way to spread holiday cheer. I don’t wanna see perving and asking to see private pics. If that’s your game then don’t even ask to be in this. This is for “friends” who want to have some holiday fun. We will have a party in our lounge around the 16th and can open gifts then and reveal who we are. This can b
Funny Baby!!
Funny Pictures
no shit what are they thinking? Spotlight MADD GREATER VANCOUVER CHAPTER BOX 107, SUITE 950-12TH STREET NEW WESTMINSTER, BC V3M 4K6 Tel: 604-515-9212, e-mail: Letter to the Editor – North Shore News WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? Most people respect and honor police officers for so often putting their lives on the line to keep our communities safe. Unfortunately, the fact that a member of the West Vancouver Police force was recently selected for promotion by her Police Detachment Chief after she had been caught, charged, convicted, and sentenced for driving with a Blood Alcohol Concentration ( BAC) almost three times the legal limit, looks outrageously inappropriate to all reasonable, law-respecting citizens. Any entitlement to respect this detachment might have expected is severely damaged by the news that it is not unusual for officers to drink with their supervisors in police headquarters before or after their shifts. What a shocking disregard for public s
New Car Suckage!!!!!!!
SOOOOO.. I went down to the dealership today, for the 3rd day in a row, to drool lovingly over a beautiful, not too-familyish (but familyish) car. It's absolutely perfect. Too bad it's too expensive. I was going to trade in my wonderful little 99 VW Beetle. I love my bugger, don't get me wrong, I'm a total VW gal, but it's getting a little small. My son's little feet jab into my back when I'm trying to drive. It's a bit traumatic. Anyhoot, my bugger rocks, so I go to get a trade in value assessment and find out my tranny is bad!!!!!! My fucking tranny is funcking bad!!!!! WTF. The dealer, Dennis, who is NOT at all a sleazebag like most of them, takes me for a ride, shows me what's up... I'm ready to cry. I mean, seriously ready to cry. My fucking tranny is bad!!!!!!!!!!!! AAARRRGGGGGG... So now I'm gonna have to plop down some cash for a new transmission.
Joke Of The Day 11/16/06
One evening after work several guys were going out to have a drink and They were trying to convince a married friend that he should come, too. "I can't," the man said, "my wife would kill me." After 15 minutes of persuasion by his friends he finally caves in and Goes. Later, looking at his watch, he realizes that it is midnight and he still has Not gone home. He immediately rushes home trying to figure a way out of The trouble he's in. Upon his arrival, he walks into the bedroom and sees his wife's legs Sticking out of the covers. "I know!" he thinks to himself and he crawls in between his wife's legs Under the covers and performs oral sex on her until she is satisfied. "That should do it," he thinks and he walks into the bathroom to wash his Face. He turns on the light and THERE IS HIS WIFE,... Sitting on the Toilet! "What are you doing in here?" he impatiently screams. "SSShhhhhh!" she says, "You'll wake your mother!"
Ode To Winter
Hi Everyone, With fall upon us, and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season. So, grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring... " ODE TO WINTER " A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre " SHIT It's Cold!" The End
To Love And To Be Loved
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling Wife.
You know its becoming the holiday season very quickly. And I know most of us here are single. Some with children and some without. As much hatred as there is in the world, I just want to say that I hope everyone has a cheerful holiday. With peace in your heart as well as your soul. It will be tough because my daughter will be away. But, she will be with family. It may be with your ex, or there family. But, I would rather her be there than home and not doing anything. It's important to be the better person and not the one that is going to cause trouble(s). And those that are going to consume copious amounts of alcohol, please think of those that you may inadvertantly hurt. Please give up your keys. And may everyone be happy and joyous during the next couple of weeks.
The Creature
depression over welms me sadness creeps up on me darkness surrounds me pain consumes me sorrow digs deep inside me eating away at me where are you? my knight in shining armor no where to be found thats where you are off some where i can't find you you left me as fast as you found me you flew off with your wings of ebony ebony dark as the night once upon a time you wrapped them around me keeping me safe keeping me alive now i slowly die inside thats where it all starts... first you love from the inside out then when that love goes away the pain starts from the pain comes sorrow from sorrow comes the darkness deep inside the darkness hides the creature ready to pounce on all hope and glee you have left inside once it pounces on the last glimce of love you have left, you're gone you're done never truelly able to love again you say the words again but its not there not what you had felt before when you truelly love someone and they are gone, you go with them
hearing you in the bedroom lost in a dream holding onto me sighing with pleasure smiling so big lost in a dream of you an me sounds come to me of your love for me sounds come to me
My Boys!!
Rough Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differen
Famous people walk on red carpet cuz they ar rich........ I walk on toilet paper cuz I'm the shit!
Render To God
Render to God Who's Image is on the coin. Jesus said. and they showed Him. Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's and to God the things that are God's. We are an image of things we worship or put most of our time in. Jesus had only one set of clothes. He didn't carry money while He had come into His time of service. He said He didn't even have a pillow to rest His head. Jesus didn't need anything for He lived as He did so we could have. The abundance of Him. He died so we could live. He was rejected so we could be accepted He took the shame so we could be acclaimed. Jesus told one of His disciples to go fishing and there would be the money that the tax collectors wanted in the mouth of the fish. Jesus was provided for even when He had nothing. How much more does Jesus want to give to you. I am going to render to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God the things that are God's. My life. Would you like to join me. Jesus couldn't love you anymore t
Is Evolution Of Song Better Than Evolution Of Dance?
Ok everyone loved the evolution of dance video here is the evolution of song...some say it's better than the dance video...I personally disagree but I do think he is really really good...great effort though! and for those who missed evolution of dance here you go...this rocks!!! Or search for your own designs...over half a million for what you like! REMEMBER FREE SHIPPING FOR A LIMITED TIME AND DON'T FORGET THE $5.00 COUPON ON THE SITE!!!!
I Only Wanna Be With You
Vonda Shepard (Cover on profile by Rasputina) I don't know what it is that makes me love You so I only know I never want to let You go 'Cause You started something, can't You see That ever since we met You've had a hold on me It happens to be true I only want to be with You It doesn't matter where You go or what You do I wanna spend each moment of the day with You Look what has happened with just one kiss I never knew that I could be in love like this It's crazy but it's true I only want to be with You You stopped and smiled at me, asked me if I'd care to dance I fell into Your open arms and I didn't stand a chance Now listen honey, I just wanna be beside You everywhere As long as we're together honey I don't care 'Cause You started something, can't You see That ever since we've met You've had a hold on me No matter what You do I only want to be with You You stopped and smiled at me, asked me if I'd care to dance I fell into Your open arms and I d
Gavin Degraw- Chariot
Musically Speaking
I recently saw a forwarded email, yeah kinda shocking it was an email not a bulletin or anything like that, about name the top five songs that have changed your life. Now honestly no song has ever been life changing I mean its not like I woke up one morning and all of a sudden heard whatever the radio was playing and decided right then and there its time for this momentous life altering decision. I do however have a few songs that are special to me and woudl go on an "ultimate soundtrack" of my life if you will. And here they are in no particular order of greatness ATC- Without Your Love.. Plain and simple this is me and Taryn's song. Most of the world doesn't know of it because it is one of their many unreleased songs off their first album. Good song, kinda romantic and sappy but oh well. Warren G- Regulators... The song I equate my wedding too. Sitting in the drive thru of the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas early in the morning (230am to be exact) getting married, t
To My Friends
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend. -- Stone Temple Pilots If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. -- Winnie the Pooh True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. -- Charles Caleb Colton A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -- Albert Camus Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life. Friendship is one mind in two bodies. -- Mencius Friends are God/dess way of taking care of us. I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay -- Dave Matthews If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to wh
Tune In
If we tune-in on thoughts of failure, illness, discouragement, despair and hate, the charts of our lives will take a sharp downward course. If we tune-in on thoughts of victory, love, hope and faith, our lives will become larger, finer, more worth while. If we tune-in on the surface things that break like bubbles and leave us nothing, our lives will be shallow and empty. If we tune-in on the deeper things, eternal principles of plain living and high thinking, the riches which men have put into immortal literature, art and music, then entire personalities will grow and expand. If we permit ourselves to become selfish and cold toward others, the springs of love and sentiment will dry up leaving us but the husks of life. If, on the other hand, we are kind and thoughtful and considerate of others; if we strive always to pluck a thorn and plant a flower wherever we think a flower will grow, riches more valuable than much fine gold will enter our lives. Saint and sinner, pr
Wintertime Fun
This is pretty cool! 1. Type in your name 2. Be patient and wait for a few seconds
O.j. Simpson Special To Air On U.s. Tv
Thu Nov 16, 8:44 AM ET More than a decade after he was acquitted of murdering his ex-wife and her friend, O.J. Simpson will describe in a televised interview how he would have committed the crime if he were the one responsible, the Fox network said. The taped interview was conducted by publisher Judith Regan, who is putting out a book Simpson wrote in which he "hypothetically describes how the murders would have been committed," Fox said in a statement on Tuesday. The interview will be the basis for a two-part Fox special, tentatively titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," airing on November 27 and November 29, Fox said. The book, "If I Did It," goes on sale on November 30. A California jury in 1995 found the former football star not guilty of murder in the June 1994 stabbing deaths of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, concluding a sensational trial that riveted the world's attention. A civil court jury in February of 19
Have A Great Day All
A new day has just begun time to bask 'neath the sun Yesterday is dead and gone to a new day you belong Rejoice and be glad there's no need to be sad Leave your burdens behind allow only good to fill your mind Make the best of this new day only good will come your way Have A Good Day!
Living In A Rainbow
I've been out of touch with you and still I thought of you, so that means I'm missing you and that means I enjoyed the time I spent with you... so I am opening my gardens and dusting off the keys so I can type a little message to you just to let you know... I'm still here... you came into my life like a cool breeze on a warm night a giggle in the playground of my mind and through the passing time like a rainbow after a storm you were gone but something good is left behind so now I'm wishing upon the stars each and every night waiting for the morning sun to shine a little light holding on to hope that you're not just an old dream maybe at the rainbow's end you'll know what I mean (I'm just) looking for a rainbow is it just the windmills for Quixote is it just some flashback from peyote is it just a mess aged in my mind looking for a rainbow nobody can tell me I am losing cause I follow the path I am choosing and I will not leave my d
Pita Bunny
a sweet lady full of knowledge strong of spirit beauty that i see sincere an sweet a lady any man would love to meet
Damage Inc Radio Lives
Vote For Me
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Tag! I Hate These Things.
Cuz no one does them but here we go. THANKS BELLA! =P~ OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from DolphinSinger :)) 1. I Love RUM! =D~~~ 2. I collect purses. I have over 50. *and want more* LOL 3. I can be a complete and total bitch if you cross me, but generally I can be a nice person when I want to be. Once you cross me, I'll never trust you again, and if I do.. it will take a very long time. lol. 4. I Love all kinds of music except country. 5. I love Multimedia Design and all aspects of it. 6. I hate fake people or people who do not have class. It takes only a fraction of your personality to show through more than showing a piece of ass, and you will be more re
This Nation Will Be Forever Wicket!
hello. this is my first blog post since joining the Nation known as (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) and I am blessed to be in a group full of Juggalos and Juggalettes that some seem to reject because i myself is a rejected juggalo. and i was Rejected by many because i still sweare alengince to Esham and Anybody Killa. But thats okay. because thats how i am. no matter what kind of music we all prefear outside of the hatchet we're all juggalos. some people have to learn that and let it marinate in their brains. I Asked to join (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) because I wanted to join. i am good friends with Callie and Zan and i go way back with Zan. way back to the good days of Westernpajuggalos radio where he was a avid listener of Tha EOT Clubhouse. And everyone i met thru there has been real nice. In closing I want to tell everyone that has a problem with it can just deal with it ok? i am not gonna be in beef with anyone for awhile. the last thing ima do thats CT beef releated is something else.
My Accent
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.The Midland Boston North Central The South The Inland North Philadelphia The Northeast
Manic Monday
Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth
What Kind Of Angel Are You?
What Kind of Angel are you? ANGEL OF WINSDOMYou rule yourself, sometimes hepl, sometimes destroy... but you still have a soulTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
She Blocked
it's here at last Stop the Clocks, the greatest hits of manchesters finest son's. The stand out track has to be the B side The Masterplan. Check it out Someone Is Starting Something With Me....
I had a great day today until I get online and because I asked MY FRIENDS to help with a worthy cause about the petition blog...Someone who is NOT my friend nor am I fan of their's...has to send me a private message that reads as follows... Folder: INBOXSENT from: The Cerebrate date: 2006-11-20 09:27:41 subject: Stop srpeading your slander. read receipt: Yes replied: 2006-11-20 13:44:37 block user You think that by allowing jsut christanity into our schools that people are "Free" that miss is bull shit. Christantiy shouldn't be allowed in schools no faith should because then it would be forceing it upon everyone within those schools. If you want your kid to partice a certian relgion then take them to a relgious school. Stop trying to force your god upon everyone. Not everyone is of the same faith. ------------------------------------------------- So now where did I say I am twisting your arm, or I am holding a gun to the duck, or I am going
The Stripper
The Stripper She started dancing harmlessly, gyrations proud and true. A vision of beauty for all to see, men clapped when she was through. But lust soon dims that dance divine, to sully what once was pristine. Men paw and steal her pride in time, her heart grows cold under body's sheen. With this heart that has grown cold, the dance shall lose its beauty. And with this loss her soul is sold, her conscience is set free. She turns to the drug that eases pain, to help her through the night. Succumbed to siren's song cocaine, her spirit does take flight. First stripped of clothing then her pride, why is it she won't learn? Without her pride she'll be cast aside, and another will take her turn Kevin F. Dustin
New Photoset
There's a new photoset on in the glamour/strip tease section of the gallery. Check it out and let me know what you think!.
Five Random Thoughts
1) If you go sky-diving and your chute doesn't open, at some point between the time you realize that it's not going to open and the time your body smashes into the ground at a high rate of speed killing you to death, you will flap your arms and try to fly. 2) When an unexpected cataclysmic event happens to you, the words "OH SHIT!!!" just automatically jump out of your mouth. It's's natural...and there's nothing you can do to stop it. When the lookout man on the Titanic saw the iceberg looming in the distance, he said "OH SHIT!!!" and then radioed the captain. The captain looked out the window and said "OH SHIT!!!" and notified the crew. The crew all looked at each other, said "OH SHIT!!!" and headed for the lifeboats. And when the ship hit the iceberg, 2200+ passengers all raised up their voices in a collective "OH SHIT!!!" on impact.It doesn't matter who you are, and it doesn't matter if you've never even used that word before in your will say it. Trust
Lawyer Married A Woman
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was
Lipstick On Shirt
George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've been out fucking around, haven't you?" He says, "Nope." She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt." He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."
Dead Souls
Chapter Vii: Experimenting In The Lab (3)
Shivering at the feel of his hand, she moved her right hand out, brushing against the tent in Dan's lab coat. She heard him sigh and felt his hand tighten on her thigh. Both of them stared ahead, trying to make it appear that they were still working on their experiment as their hands began to move. Dan couldn't resist her suggestive moves, or the feel of her leg. He began to move his hand up and down her inner thigh, letting it go a little higher with each pass. Shannon sighed and let her legs part more, encouraging him to continue. Her own fingers curled around the tent in his coat, encircling his hard cock. Feeling the heat of his organ through the lab coat, she looked at him with a lust filled grin. "You were a bit more than a 'little' nasty, I think..." she whispered. Working her fingers between the buttons of his coat, the sexy cheerleader finally contacted his naked cock. Dan groaned as he felt Shannon's fingers close around him and begin to pump his staff. Glancing a
fucking grow up assfaces I'm totally on babyjesus's side on this NSFW situation. THIS place is for everyone! not just for nude pics you want just nude pics go to newbie nudes .com you fucking drama queens I'm trying to have fun here not worry about your stupid sob stories cause you can't have a pic of your tits on the fucking main page! grow the fuck up ya hear me GROW UP. we're all gonna have to live by more strict rules because YOU just keep causing drama and more drama its very simple and it has been since the begining if you have adult content in your pics keep them in an adult folder I AM NOT GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO HANG OUT BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS RUIN IT WITH YOUR DRAMA YA HEAR ME!
Yet Another Trip.
Matt shall be going to North Carolina Wednesday to visit a few friends for Thanksgiving. He shall return Friday. He likes messages and comments to return to. And You...You have His number. Remember: 11 o'clock. This is vital. He loves thee.
Two Ladies Talking In Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful Death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!
Whispers... Bed
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at
Lord, What A Day!
Lord have mercy I am tired! I have had the longest day. First I didn't go to bed till really late last night, then woke up late this morning. My son missed his bus, so I sent him on the bus with his brother just praying that he wouldn't get in trouble and praying that the driver would even let him on so I didn't have to get ready and take him! They had to be seperated because they fight so much on the bus. So I guess he got to school ok with no trouble which I'm thankful for! Now on to the next worry. Last night my brother got pulled over and taken to jail. Lots of reasons behind it. Anyway, I called to see if I could get him, and they told me to call back. Then I called later on and they told me he couldn't get a bond. Well hell! So now he is stuck there until Monday! This really does suck, because he is gonna be in there during Thanksgiving :( I'm so sad because I was so looking forward to him being with me this year. We had things planned because I won't have my kids for a few days,
"sex In The Dark"
A man and a woman stopped on the road side to eventually go into the woods & started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight." The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Where Is My Guy?
Symtoms Of Love
Symtoms Of Love How can you tell when you are in love? Could it be the fact that you are attracted to the person?Could it be that you are nervous, but comfortable around them? I believe that that both are symtoms of love. People try to find "True Love". I believe that love is like a rose. It has to be cared for properly.If love is not fed with Honesty,Partnership,and Knowledge,It will perish.I don't believe that love can be true or false,only successful and unsuccessful. It depends on the Couple to feed their love and to continue to allow it to exist. Johnathen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum
sees an angel always near sees someone so dear sees beauty takes my breath away see the one who made my day always around in spirit an my mind thinking of her how devine she is the one who stole my heart the one i love the one i know the one i want to show
If You Can't It, Don't Think About It
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Nov 22 2006 10:26 AM I read this article today. It said "the typical symptoms of stress are eating whatever whenever, impulse buying and driving to fast." I just need to know who wrote this article. To me, this is my idea of a great day! I don't have no idea what planet he is from. No one can escape stress, but you can learn to cope with it. Practice positive thinking; seize control in small ways. Stress is the resistance to what's happening right now. As we allow ourselves to open to this moment fully, there is absolutely no stress. To fully understand stress and anxiety one really needs to understand it. Know it will always be there and you can't run, hide or escape it. You need to face it, deal with it and let it go. Truly, just let it go! The chief cause of stress is reality. Stress is basically a disconnection from the earth, a forgetting of the breath. Stress is an ignorant state. It believes
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Go Home!
If this doesn't open your eyes... nothing will! From the L.A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio statio
Just A Thought
Backyard Toilet Fence Upsets Neighbors
Backyard toilet fence upsets neighbors Wed Nov 22, 11:35 PM ET Some people use scarecrows to chase away birds, or garlic to block vampires. Rick Froebe uses toilets to repel golfers. Froebe has erected a backyard "fence" made of seven old toilets, a few used bathtubs and some broken-down water heaters, all designed to prevent golfers from the adjacent Lakeview Golf & Country Club from approaching his yard. While critics say Froebe is acting out in a dispute with the golf course and other neighbors, the plumber insists his fence is not meant to be offensive. "It's plumber art," Froebe, 52, said. Besides, he added, "It's not like this is Pebble Beach. This is Lakeview." On Monday, three scarecrow-like dummies sat on toilets and looked on as golfers finished their putts on the 354-yard, par-4 first hole. The old commodes, bathtubs and water heaters first appeared on Halloween. Froebe, co-owner of Coulee Dam/Ephrata Plumbing, used to belong to the golf club, but resign
Still Thinking!!!
We most Love one another or Die!!! I been young, that was my time to be, now is my time to be an Adult!!! Sometimes I see my self dancing. Fantasy is usefull but this is reality and have to acepted!!!
10 Things
So I was tagged to tell 10 things about myself... 1)I am a taurus 2)I'm very easy going but if u push me watch out i will get pissed off 3)i love to travel(vegas is my favorite place) 4)i'm the oldest of 3 children i have one sister and one brother 5)i love to gamble...casinos and lotteries mostly 6)i love drinking jack 7)i like all kinds of music 8)i like watching movies 9)i like football (New England Patriots r my favorite team) 10)i like dogs now 10 people to tag 1)ct queen 2)boo boo 3)karen 4)pussycat 5)jens angelshadrach 6)victoria 7)peachy 8)mette kenzo rider 9)harleygal 10)sexy alpha female
Book Of Days ~~~ Enya
Which Rock Chick Are You?
Which rock chick are you? (girls only plz, pictures!) Brody DalleThis is a girl you don't wanna mess with, Brody Dalle, you don't see yourself as 'sexy' or 'hot' but somehow you manage it without even trying. you've normally got on better with boys, and lots of people are intimidated by you. (but it's because you're so sexy) you're not one of the quietter people and you have to let people know what you think about them... always. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
please help me level up i need just over 7,000 points i now we can do it and i will help those how ask me too
Young Explorer (a Bit Of My Childhood)
Young Pioneer A long time ago in a state far far away, I pissed off my Mom. The particulars are foggy, as I was five at the time, but I had done something that had earned the dreaded phrase that all kids fear. WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME. I wasn't sure what would happen, but I knew it wasn't good, so I did what all five year olds do when faced with impending torture, death, or worse. I was sent to the playground. Now this particular playground had a very high fence and was in perfect sight of our living room. It also had one of those "child-proof" gates that no parent ever expects their child to ever figure out, even if it only involves lifting the hasp and pushing. It was the perfect Alcatraz for five year olds, and I was Houdini. I don't completely recall why I chose escape over the teeter totter, or how long it took me to figure out that tremendously effective latch, but as soon as my mother turned away from the window, I decided to hit the open road. Now, wher
The Camera
All my life, my dad has been into photography. Cameras were his gateway to the world much like the net is mine. He liked taking snap shots of all sorts of things and made a career of it for much of his professional life. Even after he retired, he set up a dark room in our garage. The smell of chemicals was as much a part of that garage as the car was. Yet all things change and my Dad who used to sell pictures hadn't. He still had that old 35mm camera. He still shot black and white film. Eventually, I think he realized that he wasnt going to get rich taking black and white wedding photos and the dark room, which was very much a part of him, fell into disarray. It just wasn't used. It was obsolete, over the hill, old. My Dad lost a part of himself when he tore it down. I decided to do something about it. Now normally, I had gotten my Dad small gifts for his birthday. The usual fare: ties, shirts, computer games. Nothing too extravagent. Nothing too expensive. But when his birth
Disciples Of Black By Slayer
Fair Vs Right
Reading the reports from Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay, it seems that there is a bit of confusion as to what "RIGHT" and "FAIR" are in relation to one another and how they affect the world. I hope to share insight as to what I think about this. Fair: Having or exhibiting a disposition that is free of favoritism or bias; impartial Right: That which is just, morally good, legal, proper, or fitting. Both terms are rather easy to understand and easier still to recognize, no? Discerning the difference: Many people still seem to get confused that 'right' and 'fair' are not one and the same. Things that are fair are also usually right, but things that are right are not usually fair. As an example well use the constant streams of reports about mistreatment and abuse with detainees from both Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay. In a snippet from a CBS report: Last month, the U.S. Army announced 17 soldiers in Iraq, including a brigadier general, had been removed from duty aft
Special Education: The Learning Curve?
Special Education is the most often over looked division of the Educational System. We concern ourselves with special interest programs aimed at gifted and talented students, extra curricular activities and a hand full of students that make extra effort to reach out to less fortunate community citizens. But what about those students who are faced with the challenge of succeeding period? Special Education often handles mentally handicapped, but the handicap deemed is not always visible. When I graduated High School I was a member of my High School band, JROTC, Model Rocketry and the school newspaper. I was also, in Special Education /.EA (Early Adolescence). Form my 6th grade year of Middle School to m y High School graduation day I was a "SpEd". "SpEd" was generally used a derogatory term implicating ones lack of intellectual ability. In shirt is was just another way to call someone a "retard". It was true, that some of the student in the Special Education program were mentally a
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Calories Burned During Sex
I thought this was uproariously funny... Maybe it's just me ;) Enjoy testing the these theories - Void calories Burned During Sex The Act of Insertion If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories Satisfying Partner (organ size) Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside. Normal size 22 calories Oversize 15 calories Tremendous 8 calories Teensy-weensy 163 calories Positions Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories Woman on top, man on
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Quiz Results
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Mc's Act Like They Don't Know By Krs-one
Rip Ryan
RIP Ryan, one of my closest cousins. He was only 22 years old and just home for the holidays for boot camp. He got into a car accident Friday morning at about 1:30 in the morning, taking out mailboxes and a telephone pole knocking out power in the area, he also ran into a tree killing him. His sister's power went out and she didn't know why come to find out it was because of her brother. Now dead but never forgotten. You will always be loved Ryan.
Military Rules For Non-military Personnel
You've heard about the many MILITARY RULES of conduct; Now we have some EASY TO FOLLOW CIVILIAN RULES as well: Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel We know that the current state of affairs in Canada have many civilians up in arms politically and rightfully concerned about our troops. For those of you who can't join the military at this time, you can still lend a hand here at home. The following are a few of the areas where your assistance would be appreciated: (1) The next time you see an adult talking, (or wearing a hat), during the playing of the National Anthem - - - kick their ass. (2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the flag or bad-mouthing our troops in protest - - - kick their ass. (3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every day. Enlighten them on th
Don't let him take over your feelings, Don't give your heart away- It will hurt so much less When he lets you go someday. Don't be so quick to believe Something could happen so fast, It will hurt so much less When he is haunted by his past. Don't believe he could be so different, When they are all so much the same; Don't blame yourself if it goes wrong, He, too, could be the one to blame. Don't take him for granted, It's the worst thing you can do; For, if it was meant to be, it will be; If not, the only one who'll be hurt will be you. © VICKI JOINER 2002-01-14 15:53:39
New Yahoo Id Name
Hey all... just to let you know I am sick of everyone asking me who kevin is (lol my ex) so i created a new yahoo id addie... i no longer use I now have So feel free to add me and chat with me on cam!
New Friend
hey boys and girls! my friend just signed up and has no friends =( please make him feel welcome!! show him a nipple or two. =P thanks!!!
something that's very important to me is friendship, although I'm normally a quiet and reserved person and I lead a simple and quiet life here, I value the friendships that I have made over time while being online. some people I find are real characters and others I have come to cherish and hold close to my heart, to me distance is not a deciding factor upon wether I'm going to regard somebody as a close firend or not. I stand with my friends and I'm always there for them and I'd like to think that they would do the same thing for me. I've been told that relationships come and go but friendship is forever...I'd like to think that's very true.
People You Should Add
OK so I figured I would Put up 5 of my friends today that you should all go add and show love to!! These are kick ass friends:) Add them and show them love...and they are in no particular order!!! ţŁŞ˙FµŁGřĐ@ CherryTAP ~JellyBean~ RATE MY PAGE PLEASE AND THANK YOU@ CherryTAP FéLoNĄ'S ™FunFuckingFantastic*Lady FéLoNĄ ™@ CherryTAP Rock Star King@ CherryTAP ROCK STAR QUEEN@ CherryTAP Shell@ CherryTAP ~~!!PoeticAngel!!~~@ CherryTAP [[♥Dance with me♥Mi Amor♥]]-sick. do you know how much i hate you? ♥-@ CherryTAP
Another Black Man falls victim At the posting of this blog this police shooting is still under investigation. Groom Fatally Shot Hours Before Wedding Sean Bell and his fiancee had already shared a high school romance, then two children. In the early hours of what was to be their wedding day, their reception hall lay waiting, covered in satin and adorned with balloons.But the ceremony never arrived Saturday, after police shot 50 rounds at the groom's car as he drove away from his bachelor party, killing the 23-year-old just hours before he was set to walk down the aisle.The hail of gunfire at a car full of unarmed men drew a furious outcry from family members and community leaders, including the Rev. Al Sharpton. Two passengers, who had been celebrating with the groom at a strip club, were also injured; one was struck by at least 11 bullets.The officers' shots struck the men's car 21 times after the vehicle rammed into an undercover officer and hit an unmarked NY
I went to this "Irish" bar thing over the weekend. Went with a friend, who met up with a couple other friends. To say the least... it was interesting. First of all, it was right smack in the middle of 2 mexican bars. Also a known area apparently for drive by's since it's right off state street in SLC. Didn't know that, lol. Secondly, there was some chick there with dreads that kept poppin her head in the middle of conversations and interjecting random thoughts. Then would apologize and tell us she was drunk... and had also taken a muscle relaxer. I'd say which one but it's slipped my mind lol. Then I'm trying to leave, I'm standing at the bar flaggin down the bartender, asking to get my tab so I can pay and get outta there. I have this enormous guy sitting next to me. I mean he had to be well over 300 lbs. "Scuse me, mind if I ask you a question?"he asks. I tell him sure even tho he was already starting to ask me the question anyways. "Do you know how much a po
Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy!
Harsh Things to say to a Naked Guy Emailed by Blue Lightning 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.... 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. *giggle and point* 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. Only if you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thi
Hot Music
Yo just lettin everyone know that I have the hottest music on CT in my profile so if u stop by chill for a min and hear some shit u know and some shit that aint even on the radio!!!!!!!! Ya Dig!!!! I made this playlist at out this MySpace MP3 Player!
Some Things To Ponder
Some things to ponder 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right num
Can't Stand Them
Hate those that think they are someone they're not. Wish they would just show their true colors up front and stop getting attention in their way. It's sick. That person is psycho. I know her the best. She knows who she is. She has all sorts of diff. personalities. Be careful of her. And I am the one that will spread the word of it. Maybe she'll wake up.... No..... Grow up. Those that are thinking I need to grow up... pleeeez.... you don't know the half of it..... word get's around...... I have already grown up.... I am here to spread the word... and the truth....
Thanks To You All
The week I started this site Nov. 22 I have been so overwhelmed by the kindness and bombarded with requests for friendship. Like I said there are soooooo many of you its hard to do a shout out to each of you..I would luv to hear from all of you and I will return the favor cause that is who I am.. If I don't get to you I will eventually if my computer stops booting this page with run Active X comment .. SO take care one and all and enjoy HUMP WEDNESDAY!!! Keeping always real MO
Santa Don't Cry, This Life Is My Choice
Who Are You My Friend? Let's Be Real....
Who Are You My Friend? Let's BE REAL... Who are you my friend? Let's BE REAL with each other I see you on my list's but I know nothing about you Can life really be so impersonal? I want to know why you cry? What makes you laugh and sing in joy? Who are you my friend? Let's BE REAL with each other Are you married? Do you have children? Is your love strong and true? How many lullaby's do you sing to your children? Who are you my friend? Let's BE REAL with each other What is your favorite color or the color of your eyes? Do you have a favorite song? Does it make you cry, fill your soul with peace, bring a gently loving memory? Or even dance with glee? Who are you my friend? Let's BE REAL with each other, Do you believe in GOD? Jehova? Christ, Allah or Budda, my friend? If Not, then tell me what you do believe in, What gets you going in times of disaster or duress? What do you seek, in life, love and friendships? Yes,
Photo Folders
if in your profile you have a folder of pictures that is labeled add me a a friend and rate my profile to view...please have the courtesy to follow through...when i see that more and more it just goes to show one who is real..and who is a fake.
Imma start deleting friends. I hear from maybe 30 out of 2000. Also if your friends with a certain troublemaker you may make the list. If I delete ya and u decide u really wanna be my friend message me. You should know I stay out of drama and I am a pretty nice person to those who know me. When some child sits there accusing me of reading his blog thats just plain retarded. First off if you dont want everyone reading it...FRIENDS ONLY....Grow is more important than who reads your blog or cherrytap. Or who did what to whom. Sure I read blogs on here cuz its something to do besides deal with the pervs. I am not here to get laid or get off. I joined this place almost 6 months ago cuz shell told me it was cool and I have met cool people. What I am saying is I think it is more important to be your self and not be fake. I am too old for this shit. One more message gets relayed to me via anyone you make the list. Including the person who delivered it! I have no time for bullshit. T
Nightmare B4 Christmas
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Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
There's A Wrong Way And A Right Way...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do." Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late! His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, WHO'S HORNY?!? and she acts like she's sound asleep."
Wicked Weather . .. Probably Wont Be On Tonite
As of Noon we were at 68 degree's . the local weather ppl are saying by 3 we should be in the 20's .. which will probably spawn some more lovely Tornado's . so .. more than likely I wont be online tonite .. if we lose power .. ( which being on the mountain we'll probably lose) so I wanted to wish everyone a good weekend in case I dont get to see ya'll .. Stay safe for all those that are within this weather crap.. :)
Passion's First Time
My mind wanders to the first time I ever slid my hands between my legs and discovered the design of my body. I remember my first kiss, soft and innocent as it was. Short sex scenes and pictures flash in my head from movies and magazines I've gotten my hands onto. Sordid fantasies steal my thoughts and all this as I hear the doorbell ring. My heart beats as I open the door and I see you there. Standing tall and confident, a warm smile on your face and eyes that pierce me so. I stare for a moment and then finally, I invite you in. Suddenly the once enjoyed silence of the house feels heavy and thick. I find it hard to breathe but I walk casually behind you as you make your way into the living room. Our small talk gets us through the first awkward moments and well into dinner. As you sit across from me I find comfort looking deep into your eyes and soaking in your face. I feel as if I'm falling off of highest building even though I know my body sits still. A relaxed smile holds my face
What Makes A Friend
What makes a friend? A friend What makes a friend? A friend Is someone that everyone needs A friend Is that special one A friend Is someone you tell EVERYTHING A friend Is someone you never lie to A friend Can be a boy or a girl A friend Is someone that is always their A friend Will always listen to you A friend Always has input to give A friend Will never leave you in the dust A friend Will help you through the thick and the thin A friend Will always stand by your side A friend Will never let you down A friend Is someone everyone needs What would you do if you didnt have a friend?
hey everyone idk what kind of pictures to take some of you should give me some ideas of wat all you wanna se.
Circle Of Life
You have noticed that everything an Indian does in a circle, and that is because the Power of the World always works in circles, and everything and everything tries to be round. In the old days all our power came to us from the sacred hoop of the nation and so long as the hoop was unbroken the people flourished. The flowering tree was the living center of the hoop, and the circle of the four quarters nourished it. The east gave peace and light, the south gave warmth, the west gave rain and the north with its cold and mighty wind gave strength and endurance. This knowledge came to us from the outer world with our religion. Everything the power of the world does is done in a circle. The sky is round and I have heard that the earth is round like a ball and so are all the stars. The wind, in its greatest power, whirls. Birds make their nests in circles, for theirs is the same religion as ours. The sun comes forth and goes down again in a circle. The moon does the same an
Those Fucking Bastards At Wendy's!
So, I went through the Wendy's drive through on my way to the office this afternoon. I ordered a #2 medium, with JUST ketchup and mustard. Pretty simple, right? You take 2 burgers put some cheese on them, place them on one side of the bun, put a squirt of ketchup, and a squirt of mustard on it, put the top part of the bun on it, wrap it up and throw it in the bag. I'm pretty sure that my 2 1/2 year old son could do it. So I get my food, drive away. First of all the fries have NO salt on them! And then when I get to my office and pull out my burger, what do I find.....lettuce, tomato, onions, and mayonaise!!! Oh yeah, and 1/4 squirt of ketchup and mustard. On top of that, when I ordered my drink I asked for just a little bit of ice....well, if 3/4 of the cup is a little bit of ice, then I'd hate to see what you get in a regular serving!! What do they send an ice truck to your house and let you lick a little bit of the coke syrup off of it? Ok....I'll get off my satyric
My Weakness
To you Baby Girl I must now say goodbye. Every time I tasted you I felt so very high. You made me feel better than any women ever could. This fact I never understood. you were my best friend, my fishing buddie,when you were by my side i some times got a little nutty. You were the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, a magnificent Emerald Green. You had the most beautiful Red hair, with all those Crystals I could'nt help but stere. Your seeds and stems,so very nice,when i first met you I would have paid any price. From Afghani Gold to Northern Lights it was your sweet skunkie smell that got me through those lonley nights. From Zig-Zags to Bongs & Bowels to you my sweet Maryjane I could never say no. You had me so entranced, always beggin for just one more dance.
A Girls Best Friend
Now i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep. And if i should die before i wake, I pray the lord my soul to take. Save me from the things of hell, that seek inside my mind to dewell. Strenthen my hold on reality, in the face of adversity. And if it should pass, the madness pulls me down at last, I pray there be a place for me, away from all this misery Amen
Moms Letter To Santa
Dear Santa: I've been a good Mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my daughter's girl scout sash with staples and a glue gun. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my daughter's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache after a day of chasing kids (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to carry a screaming toddler out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like a car with fingerprint resis
Heart Fades
standin in line waiting for my change I never seem to keep my head where its supposed to be cuz all my thoughts take me back to you and now I know there's nothing we can do all the things we had got swept away I think i felt my heart fade today when people talk to me I never hear a word they say cuz im lost inside my head each and every day and all my thoughts take me back to you I know there nothing that I can even do all the things once there were swept away I think I felt my heart fade again today
Never Give Up!
One day I decided to quit... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality. .. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant & plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said. "In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo see. I would not quit." He said. "Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from t
Wierd Al Yankovich - I'm Fat
Weird Al - This Is The Life
Another Untitled Poem
Untitled You are beautiful. Wont you believe this? A color, a shade that doesnt exist. My existence is greater, By your existence. Just when I think I know you, Completely I find out there is so much more, To learn. Could you shine any brighter? Are you of this world or are you simply A dream? Your book is written in a language called Love. Cant you see that I am here, For you. You make the sun burn Brighter. Colors more Vibrant. If you are lost, Let me guide you. If you are losing your grip, Give me your hand. For I will never, ever let you down. I just want to be there With you. Because I believe In you. For you are a rose in a garden of daisies.
My Email
By the way anybody that wants to add me on yahoo my email address is and if you want to add me on MSN it is
Family Folder Is Now Open
*drum roll please* the family folder is now open to all friends. check it out while you can. i will be making it "family only" again in about an hour!!! comment and rate please!
What Is Your Perfect 2007 Car
You Should Drive a Toyota FJ Cruiser A true adventurer, you're always up for trying the latest new thing. And you need a car that will take you anywhere, because there are no roads where you're going! What 2007 Car Should You Drive? And this is what I am driving!!!!
Possible Party
You know, I'm thinking...All the people I've met on here, it'd be great if we could all meet up at a hotel or something and have a swinger's party. My hubby and I spent our wedding night at a hotel with a jacuzzi in the room, so maybe we could all chip in and find something like that??? Make some comments, see if we can set something up people!!!
Social Networking Websites Are A Danger...
Here Is my Term Paper.....lemme know what ya think!! THIS IS MY HARD WORK! Technology has come a long way. Almost every home in America has a computer these days. Twenty years ago, children went to school. They made friends and played outside. Today, kids come home from school and turn on their computers. They chat with their friends via Instant Messages and Social Networking websites. When you expose your child to the internet, it opens the door to all kinds of things that can put them into danger. Social Networking websites like MySpace, Classmates and CherryTap are exposing our children to things they should not have to experience. “Two out of every 3 people online in the United States now visit social networking sites,”(Lamb) Social networking websites are a dime a dozen and more crop up each day. Some are larger and attract more people and others are smaller and cater to certain groups. was the very first social networking site on the internet. It was
Snippets Iv: The Phantom Snippet.
ZenCynic: But I wouldn't want to revenge fuck you. Those are ugly things. dosekete: I'll bet. dosekete: (Remember the Shatner dream) ZenCynic: *shudders* dosekete: Yeah. dosekete: Lol. ZenCynic: Well now, that killed my erection. dosekete: You had an erection? ZenCynic: ... ZenCynic: Maybe. dosekete: What are those like? ZenCynic: Hard. Annoying. And as of right now in my life, useless.
Pop Rocks And Pizza
1. When was the last time you had sex? *pouts* 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? I count down...3....2....1....and drop kick the lever 3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Where else would I wear it??? Besides, mine isn't removable from the car, is yours? 4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out? toilet paper 5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Me....I'm a myspace celebrity 6. What is your favorite pizza topping? Pop rocks 7. Do you crack your knuckles? Only when I'm about to bust someone's ass 8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? YMCA 9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? rat bastard 10. What are your super powers? I can make men bend to my will in the blink of an eye 11. Peppermint or Spearmint? SPEARMINT 12. Where are your car keys? Did you hide them from me again? 13. Whose answers to t
Dont Read If Easily Offended..
Blehh...hoping I get the good thing tomorrow it says I will Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! . Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth..............
Another Naughty One
You would like to be a Naughty girlTake Are You A Naughty Girl - 18+ ONLY today!Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
Stir Fry
so... today kinda sucked... ALOT, My grandpa got put in the hopsital AGAIN yesterday... 2nd time in a week. I hope hes going to be better, and home for the holidays. and question... why do guys like porn so much?
Hey all I am going to MIA I have to have my tonsils out.....No fun....But I wish you all well......
Remember This At Christmas Time
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring, therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Happy Holidays
The Brick
THE BRICK A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?" The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. "It'
Blow Job
Blow job Etiquette ( By a woman ) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" -get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic ha
Takeing A Dump
The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worse, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it. The Beer Dump Nasty! Depends upon the dumper's tolerance and is the result of too many beers -doesn't matter if it was 2 or 22. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by an odious malevolent fog that could close the bathroom for days. Naked flames are ill advised.... The Chilli Dump (aka The Japanese Flag) Hot when it goes in and napalm when it comes out. It stays with you all daystinging yer ring and generally making your choccie starfish feel like the Shuttle's heat shield. Also makes your as
Honey Im Home
Since im workin two jobs now its gonna be hard ta talk but I will do my best ta holla as much az I can, but az 4 now im home.;)
Eastern Equine Encephalitis
EASTERN EQUINE ENCEPHALITIS Eastern equine encephalitis (EEE) is a rare but serious viral disease that is is also caused by a virus transmitted by the bite of an infected mosquito with more severe symptoms than for WNV. EEE is an arbovirus (short for arthropod-borne, meaning spread by insects). Birds are the source of infection for mosquitoes, which can sometimes transmit the infection to horses, other animals, and, in rare cases, people. WEST NILE VIRUS West Nile Virus (WNV) was first seen in the U.S. in 1999, in the New York City area of Queens. WNV can live in a number of types of birds and is passed bird to bird by certain types of mosquitoes. Occasionally, an infected mosquito will pass the virus to humans or other animals. Most healthy people do not get sick from the virus, but sometimes it may cause symptoms. When a human gets ill from WNV, they may have symptoms including encephalitis (inflammation of the brain) or meningitis (inflammation of the lining o
Happy Birthday Mikey
So today is a really rough day for me.. Its my best friends 21st birthday. He passed away this past September...I know he is lookin down on all of us...But It still hurts soo much!! Please go leave a happy birthday comment on my picture of him..i posted a direct link. Im sorry if ya'll think this is dumb but i know he cam read this. I love and miss you Mikey x0x -Ash
My Ex Has Lung Cancer
I just found out that my exboyfriend has lung cancer. Yes, he smokes. He is only 24. It's at an early stage... I'm really not sure what to say to him. He always was like "i have plenty of time to quit," and "I dont WANT to quit"... and well he did some pretty awful things to me when we were dating (cheating on me, was engaged before he met me, etc)... that is all water under the bridge now... I just don't know what to say to him. like "hey sorry you have cancer man"... but he smoked... Smoked like a damned chimney... He's young, in good shape, in the Navy, passes the physical training tests with no problem... I just don't know... It kind of hurts me to find out he has cancer, but then there is the part that he smokes and thought he was untouchable... It's never too early to QUIT SMOKING. You never think it's going to happen until it happens to you or someone you love. Just do what I did... throw all your cigarettes away. Use the saved up money from buying smokes to treat
Aries Spears Impersonations
I do not know if this is real but if this cat really did this then he is tight as hell!
Hello Guy's and Gal's....if you get some time please have a look at my video's, pics, survey's etc in my some good stuff in there, lots without any ratings (hint hint) :oD Jeff x
Knock Me Out
i've had one hour of sleep all's now 10:30 in the morning... someone, please come bop me over the head so i can sleep!! sorry it's been awhile, i got rather sick, had to go see a doctor, still on meds, all that fun shit. i am feeling better now though :) took a few pics here and there, i'll post more when i'm not all groggy... "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day." *update* 2:46 and still no sleep!!! yay!!! kill me.
Words Women Use..
Words Women Use Study this and know it! FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'. GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't c
Mental Health Hotline
Old, but still one of my favorites* "Hello and welcome to the MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE. If you are suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, press 1, repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5 & 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a Manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press ... no-one will answer. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's and grandmother's maide
2007 Sexual Prediction Lol Yeah Ok
In 2007, you will... Have sex in public 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at
Needs For Christmas
warm your body by the fire let your spirit be at peace warm your heart with friends rest a while your soul at ease warm is the feeling of our joy we're drawn together you and me warmed by the season's cheer so sweet we singin in harmony The gift of love is all We need for Christmas
Why We Love December 12th
Todays is the day I met the man I knew I could know true love with today is the day that man proved we could love with a ring... today is the day good things happen!! Oh yeah.. and I am already aware I ama true and complete geek...
Good Night All
Europe's going to bed! Please remember to give me lots of love whilst I sleep. Help yourself to my photos and rip away if you wish. See you all tomorrow! ACEMANUK

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