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I Got This From Exquisite Omg, Thanks Girl!! Woot Haha!
THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED! ............. AND WHO ISN'T???? 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you" 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing" 3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" 4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" 5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." 6. "Do I look like a people person?" 7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting" 8. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose." 9. "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?" 10. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." 11. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." 12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" 14. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" 15. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." 16. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 17. "I work 45 hours a

Could Santa Be A Woman?
Santa Claus is a Woman I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Chr

Cold-crossfade
"Cold" Looking back at me I see That I never really got it right I never stopped to think of you I'm always wrapped up in Things I cannot win You are the antidote that gets me by Something strong Like a drug that gets me high [Chorus x2:] What I really meant to say Is I'm sorry for the way I am I never meant to be so cold To you I'm sorry about all the lies Maybe in a different light You could see me stand on my own again Cause now i can see You were the antidote that got me by Something strong like a drug that got me high [Chorus x2] I never meant to be so cold I never really wanted you to see The screwed up side of me that I keep Locked inside of me so deep It always seems to get to me I never really wanted you to go So many things you should have known I guess for me theres just no hope I never meant to be so cold

Thoughts
A candle burns As a lonely tear falls, A page of lost memories Is all she can recall. A flicker of light Illuminates the face Of a once bubbly girl Now a ghost in her place. The pictures of memories Aglow in her heart, Fresh in her soul From such a recent depart. An elated smile And a glimmer in his eye, The beach where they laid Off the cool summer isle. A snowflake that lies On top of his head, The winter they met With such a path ahead. The pages are turned Of lost memories indeed, Floating in the pool Of the tears of defeat.

I Can't Stop
Tag? Label? The hand holding the tag attempting to label me will be promptly bitten off at the wrist, and immediately swallowed whole. Once it hits my stomach acid, it will instantly convert to noxious methane gas. At which point I will proceed to pass wind in the general vicinity of the recent amputee.

Past 2 Weeks
these past 2 weeks have been hell for me we got this chick an her daughter callin our house an i know who it is but everytime i answer they hang up so i cant tell em to quit callin they are trying to cause problems between my hubby an me again an well this time im not pregnant so i can do something about it i wish sometimes i could just go up to her an knock her the hell out cause thats how pisses i am at her an i wouldnt mind putting her in the hospital for awhile an get a restraining order on her cause this is bs i know i cant go an beat on her like i want to cause i have kids and i want to be there for them not in jail ya know but this chick is the c word (i have to type like this cause my one kid is up) anyways i love my kids way more than i would like to bash this chicks face in ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it sucks but oh well

The Best Friends A Girl Could Ever Have.
HAHA MADE YOU LOOK... IM NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO POST MY COMMENTS TODAY. SORRY GUYS AND LADIES. SO IM JUST GONNA POST TO YOU ALL IN A BULLETIN THIS MRNN. I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT YOU ALL MEAN ALOT TO ME. ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT HAVE HELPED ME IN MY DAUGHTER'S QUEST FOR PENPAL FRIENDS. THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND HER. WE HAVE BOTH SENT OUT LETTERS THIS WEEK. YOU ALL ARE THE BEST FRIENDS I COULD EVER ASK FOR. I LOVE RECEIVING YOUR COMMENTS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE SENDING THEM. YOU PPL ARE A HOOT AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH EVERYDAY ESPECIALLY DAYS THAT I DNT FEEL LIKE LAUGHING. WITHOUT CT I WOULD BE LOST CAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE HERE WITH ME. YOU ALL ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. I COULDNT HAVE MADE A BETTER GROUP OF FRIENDS THAN I HAVE IN HERE. YOU ALL HAVE BECOME LIKE SISTERS AND BROTHERS TO ME. AND ITS SAD THAT YOU ALL ARE MORE LIKE FAMILY THAN SOME OF MY OWN FAMILY. OK I'LL STOP BEING SAPPY NOW. HAVE AN AWESOME THURSDAY YA'LL LOVE ALWAYS ANGEL

Stuff
today was my last day of tests for finals week. I think I did well in all my classes except math. I don't think I did too well on the criminal justice test. I was one of the first people done. Normally I am one of the last. I don't think anyone else did well either though. So hopefully he adjusts the score like he normally does. I think I did better than most people, and that's all it takes to get a good score over all after he adjusts things. The psyche test was a good test for the most part. I did well on it. There were questions where you had to connect two concepts. We discusssed all of them in class, but we didn't talk about how they connected with each other. So it was one of those things where you had to think about it. The essey questions were easy though. Now is my break. I start agains sometime in january. I'm sick. I'm caughing up yellow stuff. So that's not good. I'll live though, it will go away eventually. Hopefully it's not too serious, I'm sure I've lived through

Missing You
It will be one year this christmas eve that we lost you.We miss everything about having you in our lives...We miss your laugh,we miss ur smile.. We miss everything that you brought to this life.He was our Father, A devoted Grandpa and Firefighter.Too all who knew him it was just Chaz.Merry christmas Dad,We miss and love you so much..Your Loving kids.....Deb.Nora and Ron

A Tip For The Cooks
Hey, I my be a guy , but I love to cook and bake...well to make a long story short....when you bake cookes take and place your dough for your new cookies on a sheet of wax paper the sixe of your cookie sheet...fill it up with cookies to bake and pull it onto your cookie sheet and put in oven and bake.....the cookies come off the wax paper easier and also it is a lot asier to clen the cookie sheet when you are done... It really works great LeRoy

Missin
Since I've been workin I havent had time ta talk 2 everyone & I feel bad so if u didnt get a good mornin or a good night dont feel that I dont care ya boy iz just tired I work & sleep, but i miss all my friends, family, & fans, its tha weekend so I should be gettin at u all real soon, much love Bedroom Gangster!

The Master's Plan
The Master's Plan [To the tune of "Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be?" a/k/a "Johnnie's So Long At The Fair"] Oh dear, what can the matter be? Frankie locked Eddie up in the laboratory. He grabbed his scalpel and did a lobotomy. Now, Eddie's got half a brain. But Frank was a genius and he had a plan, In just seven days, he could make him a man, With muscles, blond hair and one hell of a tan. His joy, Frank could hardly restrain. But then, Frank's creation became his obsession 'Cos he was so good at relieving Frank's tension, Until that night Rocky caught Janet's attention And Frank went completely insane. Oh, didn't they know you don't mess with the Master? To do so can only mean instant disaster. Frank's Medusa Ray will most certainly blast ya And you'll never be quite the same. But Riff and Magenta had cooked up a scheme, A way to demolish both Frank and his dream. Riff told him his lifestyle was far too extreme And then gave Frank the chance to explain.

Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius100%Dracula100%Armand100%Blade67%Akasha50%Lestat50%Louis50%Angel50%Spike42%Deacon Frost17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Cherrycherrychristmasmyfatass!!!!!
YOU KNOW I AM GONNA BE ALLLLLLLL ALONE CHRISTMAS DAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AND I THINK IT FUCKING SUCKS AN ELFS BALL SACK...TO PUT IT MILDLY...I MEAN DAM IT MY EX IS GOING TO HIS SISTERS ...SINCE WHEN DO THEY BOTHER WITH HIM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE HAD HIM AT MY HOUSE...PROLLY TO PISS ME OFF BECAUSE MY SON IS MOVED OUT NOW WITH HIS GIFRL FRIEND AND IT IS THEIR FIRST TOGETHER SO THEY ARE SPENDING IT WITH HER FAMILY...GO FIGURE...AND MY NEICE WHO LIVES WITH ME IS GOING TO HER DADS SO IM ALL ALONE WITH MY 2 CATS AND IM PLAIN PISSED AT THE WORLD SO ALL I HAVE IS MY 2 CATS, MY COMPUTER AND ALL OF YOU GUYS...SO PLEASE IF YOU SEE ME CHRISTMAS DAY SAY HELLO AND GIVE ME A HOLLAR WILL YA???....LOVE AND PEACE.....TAMMY...aka:CherryCherry

Spliting Christmas
Ok I need some Advise. Me and My boyfriend usually split Christmas between his parents and mine. We go to his Parents at nite. Anyway For the last 3 years We(his Parents and I haven't been seeing eye to eye) And I don't want to go to his parents at all this year. But, I have 2 of their Grandchildren. Show I buck upo and go or come up with an excuse not to go?

Feelings
things dont always happen the way we hope waiting on time to pass just to get over the pain the gain the loss never even out cant sit here while the world is passin me by and am not gonna sit and wait for things to happen my way if i am waiting for the right moment it will never come i have to make it happen for me tears roll down hurt so bad i feel it through my bones cant breath cant sleep in the end im always here alone they say they will be there forever BUT then they realize this isnt their dream i fall in love i trust i believe then my heeart is ripped out and stomped on i wish i was dun crying i wish i had NO feelings i wish i could be as cold as they say i am wen the doors are closed and the lights go out i am just as hurt just as broken just as weak as anyone i have a heart and it does feel i can count all the reasons why i shouldnt care why i shouldnt love there is sumthing in my heart that wont let me close down wont let me NOT care no matter how

Poem 9
Forever © By Stephen I love you today and I will love you tomorrow Just some words To clear the sorrow That will never Leave my heart or yours From this day forward You are so special to me I love you With all my heart Always have And always will From family and friends That never end You will always be with me As I will always be with you Until we cross the gates of heaven There we will always be Together until the end

Cd Available Now---limited Edition And Free!!
SEND ME YOUR MAILING ADDY TO GET A FREE OHR LIMITED EDITION OF THE FIRST COPY OF WALK DESTINY RUN!! LOTS MORE CDS TO COME,GET YOUR FIRST ONE NOW! DJKRIS2FUR OF OPERATION HUMAN RACE

Well Well Well
It is official... Right after Christmas my hubby and I are calling it quits..I lost out to a little young blonde bimbo...not really she lost too...he doesn't want her either...he just wants time alone...to think things out..... Oh well, I tried and failed again..don't get me wrong...he is a wonderful man...just we need space...

A Good Question
>you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it >anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? >At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled >children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would >never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its >dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by >outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my >son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand >things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my >son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I >believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped >comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents >itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." > >Then he told the following story: S

The Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly kisses and Velcro

Bullshit
Its bullshit how you can have something with someone for years and never realize...5 years later, its a big fat lie! But whatever...life goes on, and you start a new day! That reminds me of a country song..lol

Dixie Chicks-travlin Soilder
Travelin' Soldier" Two days past eighteen He was waiting for the bus in his army green Sat down in a booth in a cafe there Gave his order to a girl with a bow in her hair He's a little shy so she gives him a smile And he said would you mind sittin' down for a while And talking to me, I'm feeling a little low She said I'm off in an hour and I know where we can go So they went down and they sat on the pier He said I bet you got a boyfriend but I don't care I got no one to send a letter to Would you mind if I sent one back here to you Chorus: I cried Never gonna hold the hand of another guy Too young for him they told her Waitin' for the love of a travelin' soldier Our love will never end Waitin' for the soldier to come back again Never more to be alone when the letter said A soldier's coming home So the letters came from an army camp In California then Vietnam And he told her of his heart It might be love and all of the things he was so scared of He said

Hey You All Im Going Out On A Limb Here....
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF MY PICTURE SLIDES ON MY PROFILE...i HOPE I DO NOT GET KICKED OFF HERE...ANYHOW IF IM NOT SPOSED TO HAVE THEM UP SOMEONE TELL ME OKIES...?...SMOOCHES tAMMY

Update
I made it through finals, and now am seeing someone new. Its nice. I gave up on the man whom I felt was destined to be new man, he was not worth it. And when I did, I reconnected with a friend and BOOM, we're always talking. things are good, I believe I did well on my finals. been kinda taking me time. Not writing,. Dreaming a lot. Listening to a lot of music. Just sorta getting ready for the holidays and my birthday. Which is Tuesday.

Aries & Taurus
Aries & Taurus When Aries and Taurus come together in a love affair, the partnership is a natural union of Love, represented by Taurus, and Passion, represented by Aries. This relationship is all about balance. Aries wants to jump right in and get into it, while Taurus prefers to go much more slowly. This can create a problem; Taurus loves to be wooed and romanced -- two concepts that are basically foreign to straightforward, brash, totally unsubtle Aries. An Aries-Taurus partnership can be a great learning experience for both Signs. Taurus can help Aries rein in some of the more foolish, impractical impulses, and Aries can help Taurus be more spontaneous and adventurous. Taurus is sensual, patient and gentle. Aries is attracted to these qualities; Aries sees Taurus as their rock, totally stable and loyal forever. Taurus sees Aries as possessing that quality they want more of -- knowing when and how to grab on to life's opportunities. These Signs are a good balance for each oth

True Stories Are The Best...
I run a lottery forum and my customers are some of the funniest people!! I love “true stories” that are funny and this I just had to share!! Posted: 17 Dec 2006 09:17 pm Post subject: Kids say the darndest things... ________________________________________ Can’t help but share this cute story. While enjoying Christmas with the in-laws today, my brother in law handed me a copy of TALLEDEGA NIGHTS to bring home tonight to watch. Since we weren't ready to leave I just set it on the end table next to the chair I was relaxing in. My little girl, who is 3, hopped up on my lap and saw the movie sitting there. She's quite perceptive and says "we already have this movie daddy." I proceeded to tell her several times that no we did not have the movie, to which she finally replied, "Yes we do, mommy got for you for a present." Now I don't care who you are, that's funny

Type Of Sexy R U?
You scored as Very Sexy. You scored (cue music) VERY SEXY! You are a sexy girl who doesn't act too much on it, which is good, cuz skanky = bad.Very Sexy58%Not Sexy.46%Secret Sexy.42%Slutty Sexy29%What Type Of Sexy Are You? (For Girls, But Guys If You're Bored)created with QuizFarm.com

So Soon Forgotten
I searched through the darkness i found a man hurt and lonley come to me i said let me heal your pain slowly he approached me ever so slowly he grabbed my hand together we would walk out walk away from the pain find an everlasting love happiness he said u dont want my heart cold and icy that it is i want to thaw it i say with love that only i can give let me heal u let me ease ur pain happiness was brought such laughter and smiles until we get to the edge he takes 4 steps back letting my hand go leaving me in dark alone and scared i shall wait here terrified and immobile crying everyday missing him everyday until one day when he may stroll by me perhaps he will stop perhaps not my love will never die my heart belongs to him no man could ever compare i will fight bleed til i have nothing left walk through hell defeat the demons that hold unto him capture him in my arms let him feel the love he has so soon forgotten

What Is Ur Sexual Style?
You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.Exciting56%Soft56%Hot50%Sweet50%Violent44%Wet44%Shy38%Awkward13%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

What's In A Name?
I've used a handful of nicknames on the 'net since climbing onto it in the early 90s. I originally started with my name @EDTNG- Electric Dreams, the first BBS I was on and intro'ed to, that also had limited internet connectivity, a passive connection to the local university. From there, I hopped into a Unix shell account at that same university when my friend Rock (so called for his unwavering, nothing-phases-him attitude) had two accounts, a CS account he used, and a 'generic' IT account I used. That brought me to the days of IRC. I went through a few nicks on there. I started with Moocow, cuz I'm a big fan of cows (I don't know why... you'd think after one shit on me at the county fair, I'd be less impressed... but no). To spice it up a little, I changed to Ushi, japanese for cow, after a friend that lived in Japan (DuckSaus) told me that was Japanese for cow. (I never looked it up to validate her comment, so here's hoping....) Next up was Figment. I'd met a girl who l

Tryin Ta Be A Good Daddy!
Over tha weekend I X-mas shoppin 4 my little girl, I got her alot of cool cloths ( pink ), It waz cool gettin things 4 my baby & I say that cuz Im a new father she's my first & only child she's 2 yrs old.Im not done shoppin either I have ta go next week ta her more cloths cuz u know girls need umpteen amounts of cloths, & thats tha reason why I work as many hours az I do cuz everything iz 4 her, just tryin ta be a good daddy!

He Will Never Be Alone
i stand here waiting he stepped back i stepped with him wasnt sure which way to go feelings got hurt emotions got in the way i love him to much to let go ill fight his demons ill torture anyone in my path make him smile make him laugh like once before ill grab his hand unwilling that he may be ill hold on in case he chages his mind ill stand beside him through it all even if we stand here for all eternity at least he will know that he will never be alone

Holiday Rantings
I am so sick of the politically correct crap that people feel the need to demand being said over something as minimal as a holiday greeting and well wishes. For those of you that are the militant holiday greeting fanatics, get over it. Go look in a mirror. I’ll wait for you to get back. You back now? Ok, did you see a sign hanging around your neck as to what holiday you celebrate? No? Well, nobody else can either. If someone greets you with good wishes but not using the holiday of your choice, you say thank you. You do not write your congressman demanding an investigation into how you should be greeted and what punishment should be handed down from on high if someone doesn’t do as you wish. Especially when you aren’t telling everyone you come in contact with what holiday greeting you wish to hear. Now, if you are wearing a sign saying what holiday you celebrate and someone is still so clueless and brain dead enough to use a different holiday, say thank you and wish th

Thanx Morphingbutterfly
saw an angel in the mist,shining so bright none could miss,her beauty so rare an so pure,soft an tender a friend all could desire Its gifts like this that make me love coming on here all the nasty negative words said from horrid ppl disapear when i realize what great friends i have thanx Morphingbutterfly i love it

Sex
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fake Tupac Friend Impersonator...ctfu
http://cherrytap.com/user/434145 GO SEE THIS PAGE THIS GUY IS SUCH A FAKE AND WANNA BE HE EVEN GOT FAKE TUPAC PICTURES IN HIS PICTURE SIDE OF HIS PAGE I CALLED HIM ON IT AND HE TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF SAYIN Lol....HE KNOWS HES JUS TRYIN TO SEE IF OTHERS WILL SEE CUZ HE HATE FAKES..IM LIKE YO UR A FAKE U TRIED TO GET AWAY WITH IT UNTIL I CALLED U ON IT AND SAID ITS NOT HIM...CTFU.....Lol

Something Containing The Words; Spread, Clit, And Dick
Entering my brain Do you like the taste of my insane? Give me claw marks give me stains Shit, here I go again AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Spread! Bite your lip and beg To feel more then just the head That I press against your cleft Paint you from pink to red Make you so wet you’re a mess Of twitching muscles flexed As I stroke my cock along the clit that you AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Spread! I think I’ll go down instead Even though you’re clawing at my head Even though you’re dying for my little death I think I’ll carve figure eights instead With the tongue I press against your AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Spread! Grab the short hairs on the back of my neck That’s a controlling grip Taste yourself on my lips Suck my tongue like it’s a dick Wrap your legs around my hips Make inviting thrusts with your pelvis In one agonizingly slow stroke I sink to the hilt Push my thumb under your chin Expose your neck and bite at the growls within The growls that growl to me their need Growli

Best Friend Contest!
so me and Nadya joined in on the best friends contest... i dont even know why, i never even come close to winning... but meH!! so if you could help us out by comment bombing, that would be AWESOME!!!! click this pic... and away you go! THANKS SO MUCH!

Tom Cochrane - Life Is A Highway
Life's like a road that you travel on When there's one day here and the next day gone Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand Sometimes you turn your back to the wind There's a world outside every darkened door Where blues won't haunt you anymore Where the brave are free and lovers soar Come ride with me to the distant shore We won't hesitate, break down the garden gate There's not much time left today CHORUS: Life is a highway I want to ride it all night long If you're going my way I want to drive it all night long Through all these cities and all these towns It's in my blood and it's all around I love you know like I loved you then This is the road and these are the hands From Mozambique to those Memphis nights The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights Knock me down get back up again You're in my blood I'm not a lonely man There's no load I can't hold Road so rough, this I know I'll be there when the light comes in Tell 'em we're survivors CHORUS x2

Christ In The Old Testament - Prophecies Regarding Christ
Christ In The Old Testament - Prophecies Regarding Christ One of the great marvels of the Old Testament scriptures is the rich sprinkling of prophesies concerning the Son of God, Jesus Christ. Some are very plain in nature, others are a veiled allusion to Christ in an allegorical sense. You may have read some of these Old Testament bible stories once or a hundred times without having seen how they point to the life and salvation provided by our Lord Jesus Christ. The fact that some these bible stories have an allegorical meaning does not take away from their historical accuracy. In fact, In the book of Luke (24:27), we are told how Jesus himself revealed these things to his disciples: "Beginning with Moses and all the Prophets, He explained to them what was said in all the Scriptures concerning himself." What a joy that must have been! While we the readers of the synoptic gospels are not made privy to what the disciples learned, we can pour over the text ourselves and pray that the

Just Call Me "betty Crocker Jr." Lol
You Are an Excellent Cook You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning. It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire...Are You A Good Cook?

Ring And Earring Gift Giveaway???
OK YALL THIS IS HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK...EVERYONE WHO WANTS A CHANCE IN WINNING A *CT* RING (MENS OR WOMANS) AS WELL AS A CHANCE TO WIN A PAIR OF DIAMOND EARRINGS MUST SEND ME A LINK TO ONE OR TWO *DEPENDING ON IF YOU WANT TO WIN ONE OR BOTH PRIZES BUT REMEMBER IF YOU HAVE 2 THEN YOU NEED TO HAVE BOTH PHOTOS REACH 5000 BEFORE ANYONE ELSE* OF YOUR *SFW* PHOTO(S) FOR ME TO RIP...MEN AND WOMEN ARE WELCOMED TO JOIN IN ON THIS...AND EVEN IF YOU DONT WANT THE GIFT ENTER ANYWAY ..WIN .. AND THEN GIVE ME THE LINK TO THE PERSON YOU WANT TO GIVE THE GIFT (S) TO AND I WILL BUY IT FOR THEM AND TELL THEM ITS FROM YOU!!!! THE FIRST PICTURE TO REACH 5000 COMMENTS WILL WIN A BEAUTIFUL *CT* DIAMOND RING OR A HANDSOME MANS RING AND A PHOTO TAG MADE BY ME!!! THE SECOND PERSON TO REACH 5000 COMMENTS WILL RECIEVE A BEAUTIFUL PAIR OF DIAMOND EARINGS...AND THE CHERRYLICIOUS ALL REQUEST RADIO STATION WILL BE...DONATING THEM!!! NOT BAD HUH JUST GET TO THE 5000 FIRST AND YOU GET A RING AND SECOND AND YOU

Wait!
Psalm 37:7 Rest in the LORD, and wait patiently for Him: fret not thyself because of him who prospereth in his way, because of the man who bringeth wicked devices to pass.” We don’t like the word “rest” do we? We’re always running around pulling up our radishes by the roots to see how they’re growing, and then cramming them back into the ground. And yet Isaiah tells us, “And therefore will the LORD wait, that He may be gracious unto you, and therefore will He be exalted, that He may have mercy upon you: for the LORD is a God of judgment: blessed are all they that wait for Him”. You’re not going to hurry God because He is not interested in time. He’s interested in timing. Lean back, watch, wait, and trust. He knows what He is doing. Thank God for the process of waiting. Thank God that He has heard every one of your prayers. Thank Him that He has not forgotten you. Thank Him for this opportunity He has given you to grow in trusting Him. Thank Hi

Missing That Christmas Spirit
Ok gotta tell ya, I wasn't feeling into the Christmas spirit this year mainly due to there being no snow. Which being in Ohio you'd think cold weather n freak'n snow.. if you feel like I do maybe this will help cheer you up a tad. (I know it helped me) Merry Christmas Peeps and if I don't get to tell you in person Thanks for being my friend or family. Twisted Sister Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Be Thankful
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the rural countryside with the firm purpose of motivating his son to work hard by showing him how poor people can be. The father wanted to prepare his son to take over managing the vast family fortune and estate. They spent a couple of days and nights helping with the daily activities on the farm of a poor family. Sharing meals at night with the family, they learned a little about planning and life on the farm. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people can be?" the father asked. "Oh Yeah" said the son. "So what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reache

As I Mature!
This tells it all...LOL! I've learned that you can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care some people are just azzholes. I've learned that is takes years to build trust and only suspicion, not proof to destroy it. I've learned that you can only get by on charm for about 15 minutes, after that you better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned that you should never compare yourself to others -- they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep throwing up long after you think you've finished. I've learned that we are all responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,passion fades and there had better be alot of money to take it's place. I've learned that 99% of the time if something in your house isn't working right one of your kids did it. I've learn

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Questions....please Answer!!!!
1. What are the Cherrytap ouncers and what exactly do they do? How did they become one? 2. How does one get to be a featured cherry on the first page? 3. Why are we here? ok, that last question has no meaning, but i was wondering about the other two. I am just curious is all, so if someone could answer i would appreciate it much.

Love And Truth Everlasting.
Love and Joy You can't create love, nor can you create joy. These are expressions of the Soul. Even in the midst of aches and pains, emotional anguish, and negative thinking, there can be joy and love because those are of the Soul. The Soul's first name is Love, its middle name is Truth, and its last name is Everlasting. Love and Truth Everlasting. - John-Roger (From: Living Love from the Spiritual Heart, p. 6

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I Wish You Could!
I WISH YOU COULD KNOW I wish you could see the sadness of a businessman as his livelihood goes up in flames or that family returning home , only to find there house and belongings damaged or destoryed . I wish you could know what it is to search a burning bedroom for trapped children, flames rolling above your head, you palms and knees burnng as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen beneath you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 3 A.m. as I check her husband of forty years for a pulse and find none. I started CPRanyway, hoping aganst hope to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is to late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done. I wish you could know the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot_filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, and the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke--"sensations t

Not Much To Read.
How to learn the last lesson. This lesson is the curelest of all. How to do nothing when nothing can be done. How to learn this lesson without losing myself. How to arm myself whitout chaining myself in hell. How to learn this lesson without killing my heart. How to go on when this lesson know as death is learn. How to learn this lesson,curelest of all,do nothing when nothing is left to do.

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Had To Repost Got Some Scores Wrong...lol
~~ So Far into the 5th day contest running strong neck to neck these are the scores.... ~ 113 comments ~( let's help him out! ) ~ 24 comments ~( let's help him out! ) ~ 300 comments ~ ( he needs help! ) ~ 6502 comments ~ ( These cuties are in second place so far......) ~ 120 comments~ ( he needs help! ) ~ 7669 comments ~ ( so far he's in first place...) ~ 539 comments ~ ( so far in third place....) ~ All these kids are great and they deserve to win! ~ Contet over on friday 22 at 12 pm noon! ~~ Good Luck to all! ~~

More!!
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says, "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He tells her "well, pussy and bitch." She says, "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning." Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says, "OK," and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle is pussy." "OK, dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son," he says, "everything outside that circle."

Creation Of Woman
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.

Not Listening
Not Listening When you talk to me All i want to do is stick My fingers in my ears and yell, "NOT LISTENING!" I know all you do is tell me sugar coated lies - Can't you take a hint? This is me ignoring you, Not Listening. Why don't you just shut that big mouth of yours? I'm tired of hearing it. Just leave me alone 'Cause I'm not listening This is your last warning Because I will no longer waste my precious time to tell you, "Shut your mouth and back away." I'm not listening to your lousy excuses anymore!

Oklahoma Bound!
Hey there Cherry stalkers lol!! I am headed out of town tomorrow morning for Oklahoma for the Xmas holiday to see my parents and my 90 yr.old Grandmother. This could be our last Xmas with her so I am gonna make the best of it. Soooooo, I won't be on until Monday evening when I arrive home. I will miss everybody! So stop by often and show me some love while I am gone. I hope every one has an awesome and safe holiday!! Mwahh!! Stefani (Sugarbutt)

What I Really Wonder Is...
what i really wonder is... when do women take a shit? i seriously see chicks 5-6 days a week for yrs and have never seen them take a shit or discuss having to take a shit. Im not saying that it should be a topic of discussion at the dinner table BUT it would make women seem less like androids with no ass functions...I rarely hear women fart....except when i saw a movie on tv where they played battle shits... it just got me to thinking...i wonder how much other stuff women do that they dont tell the men about...how often do they masterbate...do they shit with the door open...while they are on the phone with us...do they scratch their vaginas like men scratch our balls? Do girls that like football watch it for the sport or because the big muscular men in tight pants with jock straps on? i wonder... this has been a POINTLESS PSA brought to you by JustIncredible

Average Joe Is Open
Create Your Glitter Text Contest Will Run from 12:00 Noon Eastern on 12/22/2006 to 12 Noon Eastern on 12/27/2006 Contest will be by comments. Please rate their pics in the event of a tie the contestant with more rates will ultimately win. You may comment yourself. My only rule is NO SHOUTBOX SPAM. You can do stickies/blogs/comments/bulletins. The Prize will be a Cherry Blast. 2nd and 3rd place will also receive a nice gift from me. And everyone will receive something for participating. Good Luck guys! This bulletin will be stickied for 24 hours so feel free to repost or comment on it. You can ask ppl to vote for you in this bulletin if you wish. xoxo Immortal Love Here are the CT Average Joe Contestants! Jane and Joe Average Big Daddy whyme4u Erotic Asphyxiator morphingbutterfly`s man Inkfelon Shane The Official Cherry Tap Owl - ORLY?!? Upstate NY Firefighter

Merry Christmas To Everyone...i Will Be Taking Some Time Off
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone! With Christmas almost here, my Christmas vacation starts today. And since I work for a state university, I won't be back to work until the 3rd of January. Due to that, you won't be seeing me on much. I'll be thinking of you all often though! I will be traveling to visit and spend time w/my family. I hope you all stay safe, and love often!

Me And My Babies Song! Yea Yea Its Stupid I Know..lol
Mornings Alone When you come home I breath a little faster Every time we're together It'd never be the same If you're not here How can you stay away, away so long Why can't we stay together Give me a reason Give me a reason Chorus I, I don't wanna say it I don't wanna find another way Make it through the day without you I, I can't resist Trying to find exactly what I miss It's just another day without you It's just another day Making the time Find the right lines To make you stay forever What do I have to tell you I'm just trying to hold on to something (Trying to hold on to something good) Give us a chance to make it Don't wanna hold on forever I'm not that strong I'm not that strong I, I don't want to say it I don't wanna find another way Make it through the day without you I, I can't resist Trying to find exactly what I miss It's just another day without you

Pathetic!! Contest Show Who Ya Friends Are!
This my dear friends is THE LAST contest this old lady will enter!!! Put up my link, am not so savy in making it clickable, so guess no one but my truest friends bother. Just for the heck of it, here it is........................let's see http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=150458&albumid=150927&i=2478853581

Eleanor Roosevelt....
once said, "I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do, provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experiences behind him." Question -- Just how many experiences must be successfully put behind to conquer the fear???? ;)

Sweet And Sour Birthday
I'm just really unsure how to feel right now... Today had been a day filled with many emotions that I had not planned on. It started out well with breakfast at Mimi's with Mom and Sis...then a quick run to Fresno to the Disney store to spend the "points' I had earned only to be told my points card was denied and that they needed my husband (who was unavailable at work) to call them to activate the points card...(they didn't want to talk to me). Fortunately a good friend got a hold of me and treated me to lunch for my b-day....then the bad news. Hubby was on his lunch break at his Mom and Dad's...I had just got there from my ordeal in Fresno and lunch with my friend when we got the bad news. Hubby's grandmother had passed away last night. Mom and Dad-in-law were trying to find the right moment to tell us. This was the sweetest woman you could hope to know. I haven't really cried yet...I feel bad for that. I think I'm trying to stay strong for Hubby and everyone else right now..at lea

People Need To Mind Their Own Damn Buisness
Alright, so there was a couple that my boyfriend and I were friends with. I felt like they weren't the kind of people I wanted to be friends with and shit went really sour between us. So low and behold, almost 8 months after I said to go away and stop bothering me, many calls to the police, and a whole bunch of fighting between me and the boyfriend this is how my life is and why I am not usually on CT anymore. First things first: hit up CT user Erzebet....Erzebet@ CherryTAP There is the link. Go there and look at her blogs. Keep in mind that the open letter she has there, is addressed to me. That is my full name on the internet. With all the whackos in the world, is not entirely cool. Then you look at another blog, "Jenn is a cunt". I don't give a flying fuck how bad I freaked out on her that night, or what I did. I know for a fact that whatever that private blog says it is legally defamation of character. Think about it. What would you do if someone was spreading all kinds of shit ab

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Breathe
When we watch TV on the couch, And I put my head on your shoulder. You put your arm around me, Then use my legs as your personal cup holder. Or when we're eating dinner at the table, You're talking to your dad, ignoring me. Then without stopping to think about it, You put your hand up high on my knee. It's little moments in time like that, When I think "This is how it should be." When you look at me with love in your eyes, It's moments like that when it's hard to breathe. When I fall asleep during play rehearsal, And instead of waking me up. You wait til we're done, ready to go, And you pick me up and carry me out. When my feet are freezing cold, And you don't care one tiny bit. You just pull them into your warm lap, And rub them while we sit. It's tiny snippets of time like that, Slow, poignant and unbearably sweet. When my love for you crushes my chest, It's times like that that make it hard to breathe.

I Want To Wish You A Merry Christmas
ahhh it's christmas eve morning the tree is all decorated ( ty :) ) usually by now the holiday smells would go all through the house and the laughter of holiday cheer.But this year it will be totally different.My girls have there own place,starting there new traditions.Friends and family are on there way making for some there long journeys back home to spend this joyous time with there loved ones.But for me I will be spending the time home alone. Now some people might think that's sad and yes for the fact that I had hurt my leg does make it difficult. But this year I've been given a precious gift.you see I've been blessed with a very special friend that as each day comes and goes I become alittle more fonder of ,I can't ask for anything more! So on that note I want to wish each and everyone of you a Merry little Christmas Day!

What Is Wrong With People?
I may not be the smartest man, but I know it's wrong to rip someone elses photo and use it as my profile photo. Especially if I didn't ask them to rip the photo in the first place. So I have made it a bit harder to see my photos. I apologize to my fans but till I can find a way to stop people from ripping without consent I have to do it this way. My apologizes for the inconvience.

9-11
9-11: A day many of us will never forget. 9-11 started out as any other day. Children of all ages got up and were off to school, their parent(s) off to work. Normally, people in Minnesota wouldn’t want to hear about things that were happening in New York. On 9-11, all that changed. Everything was “normal” on 9-11. Everything changed. Around 10-11 a.m., our lives were changed forever. The streets of Minnesota were busy with cars and pedestrians alike. Morning shows were on, and people seemed happy as they bustled about. Then he struck. News flashes appeared on the TV as the news stations were informed of what had happened. Time seemed to freeze as people stared in disblief at the TV screens. “Twin Tower struck by plane”, “There seems to be a plane accident involving one of the Twin Towers”. They all said it was an accident, but it “never” made people wonder. Why would a plane be flying so low? How could the

Hurt Me
Hurt me once, shame on you, Hurt me twice don’t know what to do. Hurt me a third, a long time scar, Four times now, can’t take much more. Done with you and all your games, Done with hearts around your name. I’m strong than I was before, Reinforced is the heart you tore. Stitching up and moving on Hurting now but not for long. Don’t say sorry like you care Proclaiming love that isn’t there. It isn’t there, it never was, Abused your power just because. Entranced my mind and captured me, Had me tied so I couldn’t get free. But it’s over, now it’s done, The cards are dealt, the game is won. So who’s the loser? I bet I know. I bet it’s you ‘cause you’re alone.

Eight Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female..... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of

Blond Degrees
Blond Degrees FIRST DEGREE A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse

This Is Too Funny
This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired. However, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations) "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. " "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared. " "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you

My Level Of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low

I Want You To Be Here W/ Me For Christmas
I want you to be here with me for Christmas, Even if you leave your heart at home. I know that lately my love makes you restless, But it's too hard to spend this time alone. My love for you is like the Christmas season: Joyful, yet with knowledge of the end. My need for you has neither hope nor reason: If not a lover, please, just be a friend. Please, just be a friend, and come to me When all the world is bright with love and song. You are my pillar and my fantasy, My earth and yet the sky for which I long. My need for you, of course, is mine, not yours, Nor need you answer me but out of love. This is the season when we open doors To let in those whose need our hearts might move. And after Christmas you may go your way To leave me with my sadness and my dreams. I have no right to bother you to stay, Knowing how your heart, unaltered, leans. I want you to be here with me for Christmas, Even if you leave your heart at home. What you decide, and why, is

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Many Uses Of Vaseline!!
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house. She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dinner dishes. We haven't done any since... and the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn’t exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her father is

Thanksgiving Dinner
RECEIVED AS AN EMAIL.....ENJOY!! Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to co

White Flag [dido]
I know you think that I shouldn't still love you, I'll tell you that. But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it where's the sense in that? I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder Or return to where we were Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be I know I left too much mess and destruction to come back again And I caused but nothing but trouble I understand if you can't talk to me again And if you live by the rules of "it's over" then I'm sure that that makes sense Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be And when we meet Which I'm sure we will All that was then Will be there still I'll let it pass And hold my tongue And you will think That I've moved on.... Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my

Looking Back
Looking Back I sit here and wonder about life. I ponder the events that have led me here. A smile comes across my face as I reflect. I have loved deeply. I have been blessed with a child. I have had and still have many friends. Then my mind takes me to another place. A place I don't want to go, but have to. My smile fades and sorrow takes its place. I have lost some of the people I loved the most. Their lives filled me with joy. I miss them, death is permanent. I have loved and lost love. I have faced loneliness and not always won. I have doubted my self-worth. Now I have come to these conclusions. The value of life is priceless. Our paths we must choose wisely. To love and then to lose it, hurts, but is survivable. Time is not on our side, so use it wisely. Another year is here to learn and grow. So, take life one day at a time and live each day to the fullest.

Poem..
My HEART My heart beats faster with each word you say even though it knows you'll just throw it away you cause it to throb and give itself rhythm when all i want it to do is cease for a minute I'm afraid of the pain that follows my happiness but it keeps on pumpin faster. Yes, faster. There will bea time, my dear, when you'll leave and that beat that lived inside me will just cease My heart will tear from its walls and cause such pain within "A new wind will come" my mother will say but i just don't know if i can hang on till that day With that pain i once felt i won't know what to do please my dear, don't do that to me too.

Stand Up And Be Counted
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED Living in the twenty first century is hard for a proud white person, with more and more laws being passed to oppress those who are proud to be white it is hard for us to legally to express our views for an Aryan nation. No mater what we do we are under the watchful eye of the controlled media, and if we were to slip up just for a second we are labeled and arrested as a racist or a skinhead. The labeling is not our problem because like you I can handle being labeled racist, but I only wish this one-sided way of thinking would fall upon those of different races. We are living in a time where the immigrants have more rights than those who have been here for generations, and to top it all off those rights are being paid for by the labor of the white men and women who inhabit the lands. More and more money is being spent each year to put up the undesirables, to make sure they have food in the bellies and a doctor to visit if they get sick. Money that should

Super Survey
My Physical Survey Physical AppearanceHair ColorHieghtGlassesShoe SizeCasual or FormalLong or Short HairManicured or NaturalEye ColorLet's get PhysicalLights on or OffBed or TableRomantic or WildRisky or SafeHugs or KissesEars or NeckWalk fast or SlowDance or Tap FootWalk or RideStay in or Go OutSpontanious or PlannedOrganized or FrazzledEarly or LateTaken or SingleHigh Places or Well GroundedSwimming or SkiingHiking or Beach StrollVertical or HorizontalBath or ShowerRoll-on or SprayHot or ColdTongue or LipsType or WriteRead or SingTalk or ListenOne of the Gang or OutsiderLoud or QuiteSchool or WorkSmoke or DrinkThanksgiving Dinner or Midnight SnackNapkin or Hand TowelTheater or RentalsCandle lit Dinner or PizzaPassion or CrazinessPessimist or OptimistTruth or DarePhone Call or Online Chat

Smile
Smile . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail..but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete'

Info
Well, this is just to let all of you know a little about me. I'm 35, divorced and live in Utica, NY. I enjoy football, baseball, sex, reading, sex, hanging out, surfing the net. I'm a former U.S. Marine who served in Desert Storm. I am single and looking to have fun, but would eventually like to find someone nice to settle down with.

Helplessly, Hopelessly ~ Jessica Andrews
I can stand with the weight of the world On my shoulders I can fight with the toughest of the tough I can laugh in the face Of all my insecurities Anytime, anywhere, anything I'm strong enough But when you're holding me like this I'm carelessly lost in your touch I'm completely defenseless Baby, it's almost too much I'm helplessly, hopelessly, recklessly Falling in love So let consequence do what it will to us I don't care Let the stars stand as witness to it all Say the word and tonight I will follow you anywhere I just can't pretend anymore I'm too sturdy to fall But when you're holding me like this I'm carelessly lost in your touch I'm completely defenseless Baby, it's almost too much I'm helplessly, hopelessly, recklessly Falling in love I am not afraid I am not afraid 'Cause when you're holding me like this I'm carelessly lost in your touch I'm completely defenseless Baby, it's almost too much I'm helplessly, hopelessly, recklessly Fallin

Taurus And Sex
Taurus and Sex Taurus is one alluring package, thanks in part to their love of beautiful things. Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden from view! In private, the Bull is an intense partner, and one quite happy to have sensual encounters go on all night long The Energizer Bunny of the Zodiac has arrived! These days and nights of play should be punctuated with conversation, fantasies, seduction, even a few edible treats, and the better to create the perfect mood. Sex as a release from the more practical aspects of life is often all the Bull wants. If this play date can be scheduled for Taurus's beloved home, all the better, since comfort is always on the Bull's mind.

Evolution 3
ORIGINALLY POSTED: March 26, 2006 Some poeple really need to learn some goddamn responibility... I mean... If you say you are going to do something... fucking do it... especially whn it has to do with children... I am pissed... but not just pissed... furious... and what does she dare ask me... "why are you so upset about this?" You Know... I used to get upset when I ran out of Mountain Dew I used to get upset when the shower ran out of hot water I used to get upset when the Yankee won the series and I sed to get upset when I missed a WWE wrestling show... Now if that is what upset is... Tell me something... What emotion am I feeling right now... Cause I'm not exactly sure what it is.... And this isnt the only thing that happened today that was late for or time this has happened... Hell, I'm starting to wonder how much my daughters are late for school in the mornings now... I am starting to wonder how many times she is late for school... and how much sh

Evolution 5
Originally Posted July 25, 2006 The Grandmother's Pity Party Continues Now I know enough about my ex-wife to know she isn't smart enough to start bad mouthing people on her own... But then again neither is the the person that this blog is about, but you put the two together they could actually come up with something as pathetic as the attempt they did... or maybe they did asked Christy what the could do... cause she is smart enough to do plan like this, but I think by now Christy has moved on from this drama and persued on with her life... So I will have to think that maybe Nicole and Tanya have spent the months they were missing from myspace straining their brains to come up with the blogs they have come up with... Now Tanya is too much of puss to actually talk shit about someone so that they can respond to it... she has to hide behind her blog restrictions and make it so no one can read them... At least Nicole has to nerve to make it a debate of what happened... Tanya has to

What Is Luv
what is luv but a word... is luv a smile? is luv in a song? is luv somthing someone just says? i though i knew what luv is...but can anyone truly kno what luv truly is? i thought i knew it once before and it tore me in 2 i made the promise not to luv.... but can any one keep that proimse too? we meet soo many different ppl we find friendship we find hope we find happiness...but can we find luv for far away? is luv just lust but in disguise? I HATE luv...but i luv being in luv... WTF im tired of luv...will it find me? will i kno it when it does...somtimes i just kno somtimes i just dont wanna kno..and sometimes u think u can luv again but again it just hurts u what should we do wit luv... ....if it finds u hold it charish it...keep it near and never let it go

Stalker
Ok, I think that I officially have a stalker now. Every time that I log onto yahoo..he is constantly sending me messages. I have tried to put him on ignore..that doesn't work. I have logged in as invisible and that doesn't work. He knows every time that I log in and won't leave me alone. He got upset with me because I wouldn't be his online girlfriend so now he is harassing me about photos that I have on my yahoo messenger and calling me a shallow person because of my sexy photos. Anybody got any hint on what I should do?

Not Just A Bunch Of Colored Lines
Note: This is one of my RoseyRants in article style with no edits or proofing, so if you find any errors or grammar issues,well maybe because its a RANT! Why do people decorate their bodies, and why is bod-mod so popular now? I've been asked many times why I have tattoos and the answer for me is simple, "I love body art; it reflects an aspect of who I am, represents my inner personality, my interests, life goals, life philosophy." Although, I don't have an extreme collection like some, I take a premeditated strategic approach on what I put on my body. I make sure each tattoo has purpose and a meaning. Some prefer to have a variety of drawings that mean something to them and that's their preference. Tattoo's aren't a bad thing, they have been around for centuries and in certain areas are used for identifying people of different cultures. I think tattoos are very personal. I know a lot of people who really like them and think that they are a piece of art or a symbol that has a

Friends!!!!!
This Is For All My Friends!!! I am here to make friends. I am not here to hook up with anyone I am very happy in a realtionship if you haven't noticed. If you are a true friend I would have more comments on my pictures. Instead of just looking hoping it is going to be something naughty well sorry. I will not be posting anything like that at all anymore so if that is what kind of friend you are to me .... PLEASE DELETE ME OFF YOUR LIST!!!!

Hindsight Finally Kicks In, Just In Time For 2007
Last night I had a dream. A dream about my marriage. It was all an analogy. If you know me, you know I have analogies like nobody's business. My interpretation is in parentheses. Anyway, we were driving down the road. We were sitting high up, like in a large pick-up or SUV. My ex was behind the steering wheel. The vehicle represented our marriage -- something we are in together, working on together. And it is taking us into the future together. Well while going along I am sitting there opening the mail. One letter is my mobilization order from the Army. I say, "Honey can we pull over here for a little bit? I have to get out. Maybe you can take the car for a check-up or visit your Mom. I have to go do this real quick." I show her the paperwork. She gets upset and starts hitting on my shoulder while she is driving. She loses control of the vehicle for a little bit but gets back on course (hmmm, think this is her DUI). It is in the late evening (hmmm, maybe the late evenin

Our Night
Theres a full moon shining The air is blowing gently I lay my head on your chest I want to memorize this night As you hold me so close Our hearts are beating wildly The sky is clear not a cloud in sight The stars are so bright they sparkle And I see the light in your eyes You gently kiss me tenderly I feel a tingle throughout my body And I see fireworks in the sky I look up and gaze up in your eyes We start to dance to the music Playing only in our hearts We dance for the rest of the night And just hold one another In each others arms tightly Not wanting to let go forever You see we were made for one another Our hearts play the same tune We know one another Better than we know ourselves Im sitting on top of the world As long as we're together Im sitting on top of the world

Out And Away
well i have been out in vegas for about a week. have around one more to go. so this is why i have not been on or around chatting... i hope you all had a great christmas and have a great new years. ST. Nick was great to me so i geuss i was not that bad.... lol talk to you all soon

The Witch Upon The Hill
~The Witch Upon the Hill~ Her eyes are black, the midnight sea, Her hair, a sooty cloud Her voice, the winds of fantasy, Her heart like fire, and proud I could not help but watch her As beneath the moon she danced, She whirled, she cast, she conjured She sang a mystic chant She soared into my soul that night The starry sky her wings She whispered secrets in my dreams And spoke of sacred things In my mind, she entranced me Her kiss was magick-laced Her touch, it left me trembling, And craving her embrace The skies obey her every wish, The elements, her commands, She wields a power o'er me, My heart lies in her hands For her I'd cross the universe, For her I'd swim the sea, But what could an Enchantress want with a simple man like me? She came, and said, "I love you, And likely, always will." My heart, I pledge, forevermore To the Witch upon the hill -DUNCAN WALLACE This poem is dedicated to Sarah Osborne Who died in jail on Ma

Sadness
For months Ive tried to get passed all your lies Its been so hard for me to cover up my cries I try to cover my feelings so I don't let it show How hard its been for me to try to let you go On days when you visit things are not the same I act like it doesn't bother me that everything has changed I put on a fake smile and make it my disguise I walk to the other room so you don't see me cry And on days when you call I may act like I don't care When in reality I still want you there I may lie and tell you I'll find someone knew But every man I come across never compares to you Though it might sound silly I still have hope for us I believe well get back together when we rebuild our trust but until then I have pictures and memories in my head I will never break a promise about anything Ive said I promised I would love you until god takes me off this earth You promised you always love me and never leave me hurt you broke your promise but I will not do the same My h

Political Profile
I really thought that this was interesting because it broke it down by different thoughts, besides just the overall perspective - social, personal responsibility, fiscal, ethics, and the defense & crime. It is no surprise that I am 100% conservative on the latter because of my studies I have had in criminal justice. I always knew that I wasn't 100% conservative, although I tended to lean to the republican vote at times. Your Political Profile: Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You? What is your political perspective???

Building Confidence
Saturday, December 30, 2006 Building confidence The confidence to do the big things comes from the experience of willingly and reliably doing the small things. Every moment is your opportunity to build that confidence. Others can encourage you and support you, yet no one can build your own confidence for you. True confidence is something created for you by your actions. The confidence you already have comes from the challenges you have successfully faced. Make use of that confidence, and it grows. Every time you act to create value, you also create increased confidence. No task is too small or unimportant, for every result you work to achieve builds more confidence. If climbing a mountain seems out of reach, start by climbing a few gentle hills. The confidence you gain will put you on your way to achieving the goals that once seemed so far away. Today you'll encounter dozens of situations that can build your confidence. The more you choose to do, the higher you'll

Need The Luv...help These 3 Cherries Out
WE WILL RETURN THE LUV !!!! COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED ! CLICK ON PICTURES BELOW AND GET YOUR COMMENT ON :) THANK YOU SO MUCH IT'S APPRECIATED HOTTEST CHERRY 2006..ENDS JAN.2 THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER ..BEST MORPH..ENDS JANUARY 3,2007 BEN DOVER..SEXIEST MALE ON CT..ENDS DECEMBER 31,2006 THANK YOU AND HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Things Not To Say To Police Officers:
Things Not To Say to Police Officers: 1. Are you Andy or Barney? 2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer. 4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 5. I pay your salary! 6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 7. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

I'm Alive Yeah!
I have hardly been on here lately... I've been working like crazy and just haven't had much time online. I have worked almost full time this week, which is pretty rare for people who work at Safeway. Considering they don't hire ANYONE full time. Overtime is a no no (we're unionized or whatever) Anyway... just wanted to let ya'll know I'm alive and ok and hope everyone has a happy new year! x0x0 linzy

Self Control
Drinking from a goblet of a delicious mind fuck Dumb fucking horrid luck Swiping blindly at air Struck down, strapped up, and ripped open Spread out as a platter for your nourishment Would you like to feast on poisoned meat? Screw beast to beast? Are you willing to play once it’s agreed that it’s no longer a game? For some reason I had bitten and sucked your toes today That was strange Have I mentioned I was deranged? Lick my face when I try to explain What the fuck is happening Mouth sucking on more then a disease A virus left more then infected Molest my damage Why did that feel good? If you want to paw at it You could I’ve lost all control now I don’t think I can protect my insides anymore

As 2007 Looms Nearer
well 2006 had its ups and downs its highs and lows and now its al gone to memories leaving me to deal with whats to come in this new future year ........ resolotions, im really gana try and get a grip of my life this year start with some more positive/constructive things make myself more independent finacially i hate living off my husband i have no control on things and it stinx kaitlins gana be going to nursery this year cant believe shes nearly 3 and demi being nearly 7 ....and ill be 25 !!! wow where does the time go .. what is it with new year and making ya think,brings up all the ghosts .... god i hate it !! maybe this year will be all good who knows we can only deal with what we're delt with !! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL ..... 4 HOURS TO GO HERE !! WHAT EVER YA UP TO HOPE YOU ENJOY YA SELF LOVE AND HUGS 2 YOU ALL ....... ! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

~~ Baby Contest On Ct ~~
~~ Okay since my man's contest is not going to happen i want to do " The Most Cutiest Baby On CT". So to everyone that has a Baby pic to enter just send the link to my inbox and i'll put the baby in the contest. Contest starts on 1/3 thur 1/10 at 12 p.m. noon Good Luck to all! ~ Maria ~

Confidence
Confidence is one of the most important things a man must have while out in the dating scene. A man cannot just tell himself that that he is confident, he must truly be confident. Unfortunately, most of us aren’t confident, or at least this is the case when it comes to the ladies. Ok, sure you can be confident when it comes to the nasty girls hanging around, but do you have the confidence to walk up to that perfect 10 and make it happen? Chances are you don’t. Don’t feel bad. The majority of men don’t either, but it’s something we can work on. Ok fellas, believe me when I tell you that women can smell confidence, or a lack there-of, a mile away. They are like dogs. Women know when you think that you are pitiful and not good enough for them. They can sense it. Even when you are acting like the cock of the walk, if on the inside you feel out of your class, they’ll know and treat you accordingly. Let’s take it back to the caveman days and get down to the basics of human n

Funny Porn Pics.........without The Nudity
CATWOMAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH OUT BATMAN? DOES HE KNOW YOUR HERE? IF THIS WORKED MORE GEEKS WOULD GET SOME!! YEAH.....UH HUH.....ID NEVER SEE THAT AT MINE!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! YEAH RIGHT!! I WISH IT WAS THIS FUN!! HELL NO!! NO WAY!! OH GOD LOOK OUT..... .....NOT AGAIN!!!

Part 9
“By the time they reach this point it’s pretty well a continuous orgasm,“ Lisa smiles. “Don’t worry it will be the most pleasure anyone could imagine.” I turn my attention back to Shannon. As he finishes, leaving only a few carrots, Mathew brought some celery, garlic cloves, firm cherry tomatoes and another bowl of cut sweat peppers and potatoes. Mathew takes the platter of white glazed carrots to an adjacent cutting board. Thomas takes the celery holding it just inside her canal he rolls a small tomato across her clitoris. Each time cream flows out of her golden caldron. When they over flow he wipes off the excess into the bowl and licks his fingers. One time Shannon just happens to look down when he does this. “Any good?” Sheepishly she asks. He grins “caught me in the honey pot.” Shannon takes the remaining carrot reaches for Thomas’ hand and places it on her so the carrot could slide between his fingers. She gestures for Mathew taking his hands and putting on her brea

Hard
marines are few but proud they may even be loud work all day and party all night we are always ready to fight we may try not to cry but it happens but went we do it means we go to war leave loved ones its not the greatest thing we can do its harder then anything we miss birthdays graduations holidays newyears celbrations we do this so u can but im not braggin im just sayin im not alone if u were in my shoe how whould u feel im sad send me some love jason

Backseat Oral
It was close to 5 PM one November evening when Isabel called me to invite me out for drinks. We worked together and had been seeing each other for awhile. With her lovely, slightly-accented voice she suggested something more than cocktails and hors-d-oeuvres. We left work together and, getting in our cars, headed to Shirlington, where there was a pleasant tapas bar. The bar was her choice because it was midway between my house and hers. Isabel was 40, but didn't appear to be middle-aged. It helped that she was Cuban; her Latin ancestry gave her lovely olive skin, dark eyes and beautiful, lustrous dark brown hair with hints of red. She had a trim figure with a perfect ass and full breasts. Live every other Latina I met, she loved sex. If there was one complaint that I had with Isabel, it was that she was married. She had recently filed for divorce. Still, I was fucking a married woman. "Not the first time", I thought. We got to the restaurant, Toro, and ordered a pitcher of Sangri

~sexy Lady Update ~~
~~ Sexy Lady On CT Contest will start tonite at 10:00 p.m. til 1/8 at 10:00 p.m. These are the ladys i got for the contest so far..... Still got openings in the contest just send me a link in my messages to add you to my contest. Thanks ~ Maria ~

~~ Sexy Couple Update ~~
~~ So far for Sexy Couple On CT Contest ~~ Still early you can still enter contest starts 1/3 thur 1/10 ending at 5 p.m. I got these couples..... So if you want to enter send the pic link to my inbox and i will add you.... thanks ~ Maria ~

First Quiz
Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin?: When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off the internet for sex? How many dates does it take to get into your pants? Do you like dirty talk? (girls) Does size matter? (girls) Whats the biggest you had? Smallest? How do you wear your pubic hair? How do you like your partners public hair done? What is your favorite birth control: Ever have sex without a condom? Ever been in a one n

The Mongol Invasion
I can not describe the chaos and madness that fled Westward as the Golden Horde crossed the Volga River into Russia and then the Balkans into Poland and Hungary. Genghis Khan said God himself had chosen him to destroy the civilizations of Asia and Russia. When Genghis, died his children and grandchildren picked up the banner. It was Batu Khan, Genghis' grandson, who lead the Mongols into Europe proper. Like an avalanche, they came down the mountains into civilized lands with armies larger than any fielded in Europe. And they could fight! I makes ones long-dead heart go pitter-pat to think of it. Slowly, clumsily, heavily armored European Knights led sullen peasants out into the field, expecting a conventional, slow, predictable battle like every other one they'd fought for their lords. The Mongols were lightly armored when they wore armor at all; they rode hardy, fast steppe ponies, and they could fire arrows from horseback backwards at a full gallop. The astute or even the not-so-a

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[]D ii N K C0ND0{}V{} ((try an read what it says)) YOU MUST PLAY! OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU! THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE IS TO PICK THE CONDOM THAT REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE! OH BY THE WAY, DO NOT IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DO HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16 AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU! BLACK Condom: Single, Looking For the right Someone, But Hating Being Single! Orange Condom: Taken And About To Break Up Red Condom: Single & confused & hating it Pink Condom: Taken And Happy =) Purple Condom: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship Trojan Condom: Like someone who doesn't like you back Tye-dye Condom: Just taken. BLUE CONDOM:Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not Teal Condom: Like someone who likes you back but not going out Clear Condom: Just broke up with sumone or they broke up with you, but still have feelings for them NO CO

I'm White And Have Black Friends So I Must Think I'm Black
Just pick one If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. IF YOU DO NOT POST IN 100 SECONDS YOU WILL BE CURSED 4 100 DAYS pick the stereotype that fits you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN,

Miss Maybe
April 29, 2006 I like to creep up on his body And disguise it as a treat So I hope after death they'll give my bones to a very special fiend I think if I lay still enough My flesh will speak to his Then every accidental touch Will instruct his pulse to rush - Slide, slide away Inside and in frame Take the glow, take the taste Love, this is all mine - I take the locks from his fingers Then he stuffs them in my mouth Dirty feet in the bathroom sink Dripping treasure to the floor He chases opals down with whiskey Warm and wrong and possible Keep me on as your Miss Maybe Always choking on the glory

Need Ur Help Please
MY SON IS IN A CONTEST"CUTEST KID" PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV. COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED(HINT HINT) LOL.. WE APPRECIATE IT !! AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.JUST CLICK ON HIS PIC. CONTEST STARTED JAN.1,2007 AND WILL RUN UNTIL JANUARY 8,2007 @ MIDNIGHT. XOXOOXOXOXOXO Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com

A Poem
Winter The sight of brilliance, from the silver frosted trees The smell of smoke, emanating from chimneys The sound of muffled silence, after a new fallen snow The feel of a fire, coming in from the cold The sound of ice melting, in the warmer midday light The taste of hot chocolate, on a cold snowy night The sight of children struggling, to walk in winter clothing The feel of wet numbness, of the hand from snowballs throwing The smell of a roast and bread, baking in the oven The taste of soaked wool mittens, as you remove them The sound of a snow shovel, scraping the frozen ground The sight of a bright red cardinal, against the gray background The feel of a warm house, when it is ten below The sight of a dog, hopping in knee-deep snow The smell of coffee, brewing in the still dark morning The feel of purpose, preparing for a blizzard warning The taste of snowflakes, falling from the sky The sound of the trees, crackling way up high The feel of relief, by turning

Blount County Animal Rescue Effort " Blount Care"
From: Blount County Animal Rescue Effort " Blount CARE" and Citizens United for a Better Blount County "CUBBC" COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT - PLEASE READ ! ! Some of you may not be aware of what is going on with the Blount County Commission and the animal control / animal shelter issue. As of Jan. 1st. 2007 Blount County residents no longer has animal control / shelter services. It has come to my attention through calls to our Blount County Animal Rescue Effort phone line that a large part of our Blount County citizens themselves are still in the dark about this. So many people that I spoke with have no idea what is going on. They haven’t heard anything about the animal control funding problems, or that the citizens of Blount County no longer have any animal control / animal shelter service. They have no idea that as far as our County Government is concerned, we will remain in this situation for between 6-18 months or more. At this time County government is working

Eye Candy For Cherryblast #1 - From A Newbie
CherryTap: Eye Candy Red Dragon Designs Coding to create your own skin at Mr.Edit™'s: Tutoral's (basic) Candy - MS Tags Skin - TweakYourPage Skins at Pimpin-Profiles Site Sortings Skins - confabulators, freemyspacepremadeskins Several Ideas from CherryTap's Faq Page Will update this when I see how my site works out. All the Best, Piper

Revelation
The Revelation Has Begun The time to harvest has come Your weakness Invites him in He coveres you with lust fills you with sin The struggle comes from within Pierced by the sword of deception Is your infection Your spirituality turns to impurity The seduction of immorality devours your soul The dragon takes control It strangles you with temptation It uses you abuses you Takes your sight and confuses you it penetrates The cup of fury awaits Your Raped by the bitterness of deceit, lies, and degradation of your own creation It suffocates your salvation The stalking beast will claim it's victory Your body tortured , condemned Your eternity War...destruction....hatred And God looks down And sees what we have created. ....Shawn C

Change Of The Innocent - By Amanda Kathryn
The girl I once was is lost now For I no longer recognize who I am, but the woman I have become you see with new eyes. Take this chance with me now, and let me show you what it is like to fly... You are so beautiful when you sing to me, the voice of an angel, but a smile like the devil. You could tempt the purest to sin, with no confession that could save them after. Oh Lucifer my love, create in me your passions, let me be tempted by your voice and smile. Allow me to be your masterpiece tonight, the one you shall remember for all time.

Contestants..please Read
Overnight someone decided to be an ass and flagg one of the contestants pics as NSFW....therefore, blocking them from getting any votes.....This is why it is so hard to have any fun and hold these contests...some people should just take their ass back to Myspace where it is all happy and clean...anyway, I was trying to change the setting and accidentally blocked the folder....so if any of your friends were having problems getting through...that is why...I have it fixed now so you should all be able to vote again....very sorry....and if anyone in the contest was the one who flagged the pic....you are making it hard for everyone else including yourself...if it was'nt a contestant than please if you know who done it...please let me know so I can block them.....happy voting and good luck

~~ Baby Contest On Ct Starts Tommorrow At 12 P.m.. Noon~~
~~ Okay since my man's contest is not going to happen i want to do " The Most Cutiest Baby On CT". So far i got 2 babies..... So to everyone that has a Baby pic to enter just send the link to my inbox and i'll put the baby in the contest. Contest starts on 1/5 thur 1/12 at 12 p.m. noon Good Luck to all! ~ Maria ~

The Girl And The Cop
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?""Yes, he sure did,"chuckled the cop.The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Touch
Touch me … please touch me .. The world turns and does not care Of all that is and what may be I think of things that I would dare Is it a dream ? In time we may see Will any notice this love affair Touch me.. Please… touch me ! lingering Touch Words that reach into the heart telling me we both know the part playing the roles we know so well sharing our past nightmarish hell something stirs inside me deep you awaken desires and haunt my sleep I see your face and feel the pain it washes over me and over again such beauty and yet so far from reach old lessons learned by others who teach seeking to be just a friend who knows in time something built to last and be sublime I listen to where your life has taken you I know that road, it was mine too I was in that state of limbo not long before wasted life and licking my wounds and sores not knowing if I could ever mend not knowing if pain would ever end losing all and knowing regret looki

~ Sexy Lady Score Update....~
~~ Sexy Lady On CT Update For Scores ~~ 1st place in comments is...... With 874 comments 2nd place is...... With 221 comments 3rd place is...... with 189 comments 4th place is ...... with 91 comments 5th place is...... with 25 comments 6th place is...... with 7 comments 7th place is...... with 6 comments 8th place is...... with 5 comments 9th place is...... with 2 comments 10th place is...... with 1 comment 11th place is ...... with 1 comment ~Come on ladys u could do so much better~ Get friends to help comment bomb u comment bomb yourself..... ~ Maria ~

Quotes
I know I made a lot of [[mistakess]] - **disappointmentss** .. && ((failuress)) .. But I promise youu that there is a part of me worthh -keepingg- smile for the camera you look so pretty when youre pretending everything is okay And without hope you would lose everything because without hope you are nothing . forget your troubles they are all in the past. && the people that hurt you ; they were never meant to last. I Can`tWaitForever;; my heart can`t continueing breaking for somthing that will never be. Jealousy is just a way of telling someone you care too much to let them go. i'm always the friend, never the girl I`m giving up on love `cuz love has given up on me

What A Kiss Means!!!!!
WAT A K!ZZ MEANZ! +Kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- +Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right no

Starting From Empty
Half-Full Consciousness We are all familiar with the metaphorical story of two people looking at the same glass and one perceiving it as half-full while the other sees it as half-empty. As much as we’ve heard this, it’s still a valuable exercise to really observe our minds and notice whether we are engaged in half-full or half-empty thinking. People will refer to themselves as being of one type or the other as if it was a permanent characteristic, but we are all capable of shifting into a half-full consciousness if we simply make the effort. When we look at our lives with half-empty consciousness, we perceive a lack and think that the other half of what we want is missing. We are coming from a position of expectation and entitlement. On the other hand, when we look at our lives as half-full we perceive fullness. It is as if we recognize that our cup could be fully empty and so we are grateful for what we see as bounty—not something we expect or believe we are owed, but a gift. In

Guys!! Look At This>>learn Something..
31 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we(a guy wrote this) do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you d

An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple was sitting together watching television. During a commercial, the husband asked his wife, "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?" After a long thoughtful silence and during the next commercial, the wife replied, "You know, I don't know. I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year."

For All That You Have Given Me
For all that you have given me, I can return but love. For you Bound up the wounds I did not see And gave me hopes and passions new. I can return but love for you, Whose unmoved faith my heart did move, And gave me hopes and passions new, And loved me till I turned to love. Whose unmoved faith did my heart move? The mother of my heart, not blood, Who loved me till I turned to love. And I became the soul I would. The mother of my heart, not blood, Bound up the wounds I did not see. And I became the soul I would For all that you have given me.

My Wife !
~~~TO ALL THE MEMBERS OF CHERRYTAP ON MY LIST ! I HAVE A LOVING AND BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND HER NAME IS KALISTA ,SHE IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS COMMENT BOMBERS TO HELP HER OUT ! IF YOU HAVE THE TIME STOP BY AND HELP ME AND HER OUT , THIS IS KALISTA THE MORE COMMENTS THE BETTER , THANKS TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE TO RATE HER ALREADY . JUST CLICK THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU THERE THANKS AGAIN TIM (CHICKLETS)~~~~~

Lol ... Writers Block Done
You stir me so deep inside Now my feelings I can’t hide The flame burns out of control Now I don’t care about my soul Only the passion I hold for you Only You are the one who knew How desires we share can fan the flame That nothing of the world can tame Fires that forge two into one makes us forever till time is done To think you. To breathe you every day To long when apart for you in every way To know that forever you’re my heart and soul And to know without you I will never be whole Bonded in the spirit that we both share No other heart and soul can compare By R, Thomas Dinsmore

Remarkable Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools wer

Ok,this Had To Get Out,don't Like It To Bad.
I sit here and wonder do you even give a damn about me any more? I mean one day I'm your answer to all you pain and hurt feelings and then the next day you forget about me. What that hell is going on,ya,ya,don't give me that line that you been busy because you have time for others but not me, thought we were friends,hell I thought of you as more then just a friend. I thought of you as someone i could always trust and believe in. But now your acting like i'm dead to you. Earler this week I got asked about my writting if I was talking about hurting myself of killing myself,but I got asked by someone other then you.Which in a way I'm happy because it means that someone I've cared about for a very long time at least cares some what for me. But the point is it should have came from you. But the more I try to reach you the more you close yourself off to me,what the hell. So what if I was talking about hurting myself or killing myself in my writting, I doubt you'd give a damn. You know what,

Men And Women
Difference between Men and Women 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A

Love
TRUE LOVE IS THAT ONE THING THAT EVERYONE WISHES FOR BUT RARLEY FIND.SOME PEOPLE FIND IT AND MISTREAT IT OR ABUSE IT.THERE SHOULD BE NOTHING MORE IN THE WORLD THAT ANYONE SHOULD WANT OTHER THAN TRUE LOVE,LIKE THE TRUE LOVE YOU GET FROM YOUR FAMILY AND REAL FRIENDS,NOW THATS TRUE LOVE,SO WHEN YOU HAPPEN TO FIND THAT ONE TRUE LOVE THAT YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU ABOUT HOLD ON TO IT FOR DEAR LIFE.AND LET THAT PERSON KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU REALLY LOVE THEM,AND NEVER,NEVER LET THEM GO FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

Why
ANNIE LENNOX "Why" How many times do I have to try to tell you That I'm sorry for the things I've done But when I start to try to tell you That's when you have to tell me Hey... this kind of trouble's only just begun I tell myself too many times Why don't you ever learn to keep your big mouth shut That's why it hurts so bad to hear the words That keep on falling from your mouth Falling from your mouth Falling from your mouth Tell me... Why Why I may be mad I may be blind I may be viciously unkind But I can still read what you're thinking And I've heard is said too many times That you'd be better off Besides... Why can't you see this boat is sinking (this boat is sinking this boat is sinking) Let's go down to the water's edge And we can cast away those doubts Some things are better left unsaid But they still turn me inside out Turning inside out turning inside out Tell me... Why Tell me... Why This is the book I never read These are the words I

Update On My T-shirt Contest
T-SHIRT CONTEST UPDATE!!! AFTER A FULL DAY OF VOTING Mikey IS IN THE LEAD I WANNA BE YOUR SUPERMAN LOVER IS FOLLOWING NOT TOO FAR BEHIND IN SECOND. !!Blood of a Slave~Heart of a King!!! IS RUNNING IN THIRD. BUT THERE IS STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, ANYONE CAN WIN!!! I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE PARTICIPATION SO FAR. LET'S KEEP THEM RATES AND COMMENTS COMING! CONTESTANTS PLEASE PROMOTE PROMOTE PROMOTE! AND FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS PLEASE CHECK IT OUT TOO, THERE ARE SOME REALLY COOL T-SHIRTS. YOU GUYS CAN VOTE TOO :) THERE'S EVEN ONE GIRL IN A T-SHIRT! ANYWAYS I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE!! KISSES!

My Idol.
This is a person who i really look up to. Love what she does and her music, inspired me a lot to keep going on playing the violin. Just happen to come across one of my favourite songs and videos she did. Check it out and let me know what you think.

What The Hell!!!????
Ok...I've been cruising the "new members" and in the last 30 minutes I have found at least 3 underage kids here. What the hell CT? I'm sure monitoring this kind of thing can't be easy, but I mean...I found this one profile where the girl had her age posted as 16 and her pic barely looks that old! Honestly...there should be a "report this user" link so that they can be evaluated faster. Kids, get the hell off of here, what are you thinking? Go play on myspace if you want to social network.

President Bush Signs Craig’s Veterans Bill Into Law
PRESIDENT BUSH SIGNS CRAIG’S VETERANS BILL INTO LAW $3.2 billion measure will improve health delivery, overturns historic ban on attorneys, and expands benefits December 24, 2006 Media contact: Jeff Schrade (202)224-9126 (Washington, DC) On Friday President George Bush signed into law a $3.2 billion comprehensive benefits and health care bill for veterans sponsored by U.S. Senator Larry Craig, the outgoing chairman of the U.S. Senate Committee on Veterans’ Affairs. "I hope veterans will rest a little easier this Christmas knowing that Congress did its job. We passed legislation that will enable this country to move forward with major construction projects for veterans and also will make some significant changes that will benefit veterans and their loved ones for generations to come," said Sen. Craig from his home near Boise, Idaho. The bill the President signed is S. 3421, the Veterans Benefits, Healthcare, and Information Technology Act of 2006. Among its many

Another One.
One that I always listen to when im working. Awesome. Ive always wanted to peform...and i do with my violin from time to time. One of my dream goals in life that i have achieved in life so far. Vanessa Mae has always been one of my Idols in performance. I hope that one day i will be as good as her.

Love Spell
Your love is crashing through my veins. I feel this way every time it rains. Pink candles fill my surroundings. Thoughts of you race inside my head, as I begin grounding. It’s that kiss I can’t resist..... It’s that smile that drives me wild..... It’s that look that’s got me hooked..... In your eyes I’m mesmerized..... In your arms I fear no harm....... From a glance I’m in a trance..... From your voice I have choice..... This lust feels different this time, You somehow possess my mind. There’s some sweet magick in the way you hold me, Powers of the universe go crazy, as if we were meant to be. Falling night breathed in the dark of the affair. The shadows in the sky were dancing in the air. Trying to capture our hearts, the planets were on our side within our composite charts. I knew you once before, whether here or in a dream. I want you to show me what they mean. I want to surrender my body to your every need and desire,

~ Sexy Lady Score Update.... Contest Ends Today At 4 P.m.~
~~ Sexy Lady On CT Update For Scores ~~ 1st place in comments is...... With 1327 comments 2nd place is...... With 282 comments 3rd place is...... with 237 comments 4th place is...... with 151 comments 5th place is ...... with 92 comments 6th place is...... with 27 comments 7th place is...... with 26 comments 8th place is...... with 5 comments 9th place is...... with 2 comments 10th place is...... with 1 comment 11th place is ...... with 1 comment ~Come on ladys u could do so much better~ Get friends to help comment bomb u comment bomb yourself..... ~ Maria ~

Wow
so im new to cherry tap and i am still trying to figure everything out if anyone could help me out that would be great cuz everyone deeps rating me and i cant do it back i am a little confused any help would be great thanks

Froze To Death!! Oops Wrong Hiding Spot!!
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" a

I Am The Flag Of The United States Of America
I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up ... and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little bit truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected -- and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more then 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appomattox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome and the beaches of Normandy, Guam. Okinawa, Korea and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam know me, I was there. I led my troops, I was

Introduction
Hi I'm not totally new to CT, just started a new account. I'm into metal and rock music. I dig film alot and love going to the movies and watching DVD's. There's really no point to this blog except starting a blog up for whatever reason. Who knows maybe people will see it and I'll get points because I want to be so uber cool like that and rake up points......ya....ok. peace out

Whole Worlds About To Change
Your whole life's about to change in the next 20 seconds As you glance there's a lady running at your car half naked Bleeding from her neck to her chest And four guys chasing after her with axes and they look fucking possessed Without thinking you unlock the doors to lend a hand Before she gets in the car they're approaching and coming fast Hit the gas and she won't stop screaming She keeps saying over and over that she was mauled by a demon Blood, so much blood it was unreal She'd go quiet for a second then go nuts and grab the steering wheel Just calm the fuck down, you're scaring the shit out of me I'm gonna take you to the hospital and leave you in the lobby You're gonna be fine, side wiped in my blind side By a goose and a quarter with one headlight Just then I looked him right in the face And seen two glowing eyes peering out of a pillow case Now what the fuck is that? I think your friends are back Hey lady wake up, you're bleeding all over the dash As I pushed

New Bumper Stickers...choose The One You Like
1/20/09: End of an Error That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow jobs Anymore America: One Nation, Under Surveillance They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It Whose God Do You Kill For? Cheney/Satan '08 Jail to the Chief No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ? Bad President! No Banana. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them Is It Vietnam Yet? Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand Basket? You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

Ends Midnight Tonight Pst Please Help
MY SON IS IN A CONTEST"CUTEST KID" PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV. COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED(HINT HINT) LOL.. WE APPRECIATE IT !! AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.JUST CLICK ON HIS PIC. CONTEST STARTED JAN.1,2007 AND WILL RUN UNTIL JANUARY 8,2007 @ MIDNIGHT PST . XOXOOXOXOXOXO

She's Ended
Her eyes are swollen. Her cheeks are red. Tears pouring out of the lonely girl. Love was all she asked for. She got walked all over. It seemed that no one cared for what she believed in. As she lays in her bed, saying a prayer to make the pain go away. She can't sleep, so she stares at his picture. Trying to put the memories in her past. She's waits to see, how she's going to make it. As she struggles to get out of bed, thinking of what went wrong. She has lost all the faith and all the happiness. She is lost in the waking of her day. As she has no one to talk to. She's done everything to try to make it. As one night she made her choice, She can't live without him. She swore that she couldn't make it without him. As days go by, she doesn't want to come out. She wrote him a note, saying that she will always love him. One night she lost it. Her mom came to get her because he came to see her. She can't get her to answer her or the door. As the

Experts Suggest The Cia, Not Kim Jong-il, Is Counterfeiting Dollars
Experts Suggest the CIA, Not Kim Jong-il, is Counterfeiting Dollars --Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung, Germany Translated by Armin Broeggelwirth 06 Jan 2006 The American secret service, the CIA, could be responsible for manufacturing the nearly-perfect counterfeit 50 and 100-dollar-notes that Washington['s terror regime] pins on the 'terror regime' of North Korea. The charge comes after an extensive investigation in Europe and Asia by the Sunday edition of the Frankfurter Allgemeinen Sonntagszeitung of Frankfurt, and after interviews with counterfeit money experts and leading representatives of the high-security publishing industry... The sources, which do not wish to be identified, allege that the CIA prints the falsified "Supernotes" at a secret facility near Washington to fund covert operations without Congressional oversight. http://www.watchingamerica.com/frankfurterallgemeine000008.shtml

My Sexual Knowledge Aparently
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What We Believe We Manifest
What We Believe, We Manifest… "Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you shall say to the mountain, 'Take up and cast thyself into the sea' and it shall be done." Matthew 21:21 There are many superstitions surrounding spiritual beliefs. Our spiritual beliefs and superstitions, if we truly believe in them, will become reality. Everything is a dual-edged sword, good can be bad, bad can be good. Our intent, belief, and faith are what determine what will be. I have met people who believe we should not do spiritual work at night because that is the time when the negative spirits are most active. They say not to do a pipe ceremony or go into a sweat lodge after dark. I believe that doing spiritual work at night and working with Grandmother moon is very powerful. I like to do ceremonies to gain vision and teachings when the moon is gaining and do ceremonies to give away healing when Grandmother moon is full and beginning to give away her medicine. Some believe that when we

Need Bombers !! Hour And A Half To Go !!! Please Help
MY SON IS IN A CONTEST"CUTEST KID" PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV. COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED(HINT HINT) LOL.. WE APPRECIATE IT !! AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.JUST CLICK ON HIS PIC. CONTEST STARTED JAN.1,2007 AND WILL RUN UNTIL JANUARY 8,2007 @ MIDNIGHT. XOXOOXOXOXOXO

~~ Sexy Couple On Ct Contest 2 Days Left To Vote~~
~~ Sexy Couple On CT Score Update ~~ 1st place is...... with 600 comments 2nd Place is...... with 65 comment 3rd place is...... with 9 comments 4th place is...... with 4 comments 5th place is...... with 3 comments 6th place is...... with 2 comments 7th place is...... with 1 comments ~~ Come on couples u can do much better ~~ Comment bomb yourself if u can't find anyone to help you out. ~ Maria ~

How To Deal
What do you do when you are out of options? When your everything is gone? It is one thing to suspect, to think. It's a whole 'nother ballgame to actually HEAR the words, to let them echo through your soul....to know to accept that which you never thought was possible. You can do EVERYTHING right and still end up on this path. When you shape your life for a specific purpose, a given drive, a specific motivation....what do you do when that is gone? How do you pick up the pieces of a shattered life. Worse yet...when you KNOW for some time that this was your fate, but some small part of you said it was not. I guess that describes the new blast, 'Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope'. I had to withdraw from school today, giving up on things seems to be my new skill. I feel with everything that has happened in the preceeding months leading to this has taxed me to the point that it would be a disservice to myself to even try and an insult to those who believe in me. It was eve

Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish- 49 Aventurous- Slept with everyone Athletic- No tits Average looking- Ugly Beautiful- Pathological liar Contagious Smile- Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure- On medication Feminist- Fat Free spirit- Junkie Friendship first- Former very *friendly* person Fun- Annoying New Age- Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded- Desperate Outgoing- Loud and Embarrassing Passionate- Sloppy drunk Professional- Bitch Voluptuous- Very Fat Large frame- Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate- Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes= No 2. No= Yes 3. Maybe= No 4. We need= I want 5. I am sorry= you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk= you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead= you better not 8. Do what you want= you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset= Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight= is sex all you ever think about?

My Box In A Box
My Box in a Box- Spoof of 'Dick in a Box' | Send To Friends | Flash Cartoons at JibJab I HOPE YOU ALL GET A LAUGH OUT OF THIS TO!!!!!!!!!! COME BY AND CHECK OUT MY STASH IN MY VIDEOS TO IF YOU WOULD YOU WILL LIKE THEM TO!!!!MAUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!PEACE !!!!!!!!

Stop Taggin My Pics!
Sorry to everyone that enjoys my pics but since there is someone that feels they must tag my pics as NSFW when they arent all my pics are in folders for family memebers only you can still see my salutes and my ripped pics..... but thats it! So yall can think whoever it was that decided to flag all my pics..... and the funny thing is if i had been about 5'5 120 pounds with these pics they wouldnt have been flagged.... i've seen alot more showin on this site and they aren't NSFW.... o well! Problem solved no one can see my pics now!

Men Who Lie And Play Games With Womens Feelings
I HAVE HAD A REAL BIG EYE OPENER TODAY MEN ARE ALL ALIKE THOUGHT I FOUND AN HONEST MAN AND LOVING AND CARING AND ONE WHO DOESNT PLAY GAMES WELL I WAS DEAD WRONG JERRY WHO HAS AN ACCOUNT ON HERE ALSO HAS PLAYED ME LIKE A FOOL AND DAMN THAT TICKS ME OFF. HIS NAME ON HERE IS biggdawg_36 HE LIED BIG TIME PLAYED WITH MY EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS SAID ALL KINDS OF THINGS I BELIEVED HIM SO FOR WOMEN WHO READ THIS STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE IS BAD NEWS NOTHING BUT A LIAR AND A PLAYER. I FEEL SORRY THOSE HE HAS CONNED HE IS A BIG CON ARTIST AT THIS EMOTION THINGS LIVES WITH A WOMAN AND ALL THE SAME TIME HITTING ON OTHERS UNTIL THEY FALL FOR HIM THEN ASKS THEM TO MARRY HIM WHEN THEY SAY YES HE WAITS A FEW MONTHS THEN DUMPS THEM BY SAYING IT WAS ALL A GAME SOMETHING TO DO TO PASS TIME. AND MEN WANT TO KNOW WHY US WOMEN DONT TRUST THEM WELL THERE U GO THAT IS THE REASON WHY MEN LIKE HIM MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TRUST ANOTHER MAN.

Im Sick
So Monday morning, i woke up at 3 am with extreme chest pains. around 4 am i was throwing up.. it started normal then i started throwing up blood, my muscles were spazming and i could barely see... i went to the ER and they doped me up with nausea meds and morphine, and sent me home with a clean bill.... today i am still feeling weak and throwing up. I havent eaten in two days, and the docs still have no idea what is wrong with me... So i ask that you all wish me luck and hope that nothing is seriously wrong with me.... i wont be on for a while.. so just keep me in your thoughts.. i will keep you posted when i can on how i am doing...

This Is Me
It's my life These are my choices Why cant you except me as I am You say you love me Then why do you say those words that hurt so bad You dont understand me This is me I cant change who I am to fit your perspective of a girl you tried to raise Why cant you see there is no Changing me

E-mail From God
Subject: : E-mail from God One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true-the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said?........... No?................ I didn't get one either!

What Tattoo
You Should Get A Butterfly Tattoo Girly and funky For you, tattoos are a thing of beauty - not toughness What Tattoo Should You Get? giggles is funny but the design I have in mind is a Aligator why because the gator is my spirit animal guide.

Halloween Horoscope
Halloween Horoscope for Aquarius Halloween is your chance to bring your favorite futuristic world to life. In fact, people are often asking "What exactly *are* you?" Costume suggestions: Anyone from Star Wars or the Matrix Signature Halloween candy: Gummy eyeballs What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

So You Think You Know Me?
YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: Summarize me in three words: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Am I happy: Am I a good person: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: How do you make me smile: What's my favorite type of music: Have you ever seen me cry: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something els

Thirty Rules For A Good Life
Saw these on a buletin thougt id share here to. Thirty Rules For A Good Life 1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have. 5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it. 7. You will never "have it all together." 8. Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the trip! 9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be happy." 10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11. I've learned that ultimately the "takers" lose and the "givers" win. 12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14. We often fear the thing we want the most. 15. Everyone hears what you say. Friends

Iraq Needs A Triumverate Type Government
In order to bring about peace in Iraq the Kurds, Shiites and Sunis must all share power equally. Each group elects one leader and the 3 leaders must come to an unanimos decision for anything to be done. All oil wealth is to be shared by all Iraqis. Howard Scott Pearlman

Weird Sex Laws!!!
A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front

Changes For A New Day
Changes For A New Day by Travis Teeter Time for a new day, and with it a new change. Uncomfortable? Tough. It's time to get up, time to shake off the dust, Sorry..I gotta be rough. You've let yourself go, you're not what you could be, which is better.. You're trying to look like you're trying, but you're not..Listen to this letter.. If you jump up for the stars, you'll fall. It could hurt, you could die.. Even if you get them, you could lose again..Never know til' you try.. A moment amongst the stars, is enough to make a life worth living.. To keep trying, to keep dying, Life takes away, but its always giving.. Its never easy to try something new, it could go horribly wrong, Fact is, life's going to end..So atleast play the right tune to the song.. Won't always have that oppertunity, so take a chance.. Find something, someone, someplace, some romance.. Get a hobby, get a smile, find a friend, go get laid.. Well..all of those are good save the latter, unless your

Learn To Love
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 Learn to love Learn to love the challenges, and you will grow stronger. Learn to love putting forth effort, and you'll find yourself becoming more capable and effective. Learn to love making a positive contribution, and your life will grow richer. Learn to love being around people who are different than you, and you'll gain many valuable new perspectives. Learn to love discovering what you do not know, and your knowledge will greatly expand. Learn to love truly listening, and your wisdom will increase. Learn to love giving, and your life will be blessed. Learn to love being thankful, and you'll know real abundance. Learn to love the ordinary moments, and you'll find each day filled with warm golden treasures. Learn to love simply being, and you'll rise to a whole new level of awareness. Learn to love something about each day, and your days will bring rich fulfillment. Learn to love, and you'll know how to live. -- Ralph Marston

Womens Asses Lol
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Confession Of Dumbditude...?
Ok, I won't lie. My neigbor && friend, was a drug lord. And a pimp. He was an awesome guy. Always broke... But always awesome. I hung out with him every moringing before he went to work...his day job anyways. And when he got home, we'd chill. Now this I find fucking unbelieveable. I was titled his 'beer bitch' Cuz when he asked for a beer (more like screamed about wanting one) I was the only one who would always go get it. He kept it in the fridge...top shelf. Now heres the FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE part!!! When he was kicked out...(still miss him) My moms friend found his fridge Absolutely stuffed to capacity WITH COCAINE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?????????? I must be loosing my mind. I was in that fridge, EVERY DAY!!! Several times a day being as he was a drunk!! Ta hell is wrong with me??? LOL Moral of the story, When you know a drug lord got evicted, Search his house and steal all the cocaine from his fridge before the cops find it. More apparent moral of the

Let's Keep Buying Gas At Citgo!! Not!
Chavez took the oath of office at the National Assembly after a sweeping re-election victory that has given him free reign to pursue more radical changes, including plans to nationalize power and telecommunications companies. His right hand raised, Chavez declared: "Fatherland, socialism or death — I swear it," invoking the Cuban leader's famous call to arms. Chavez also alluded to Jesus, saying: "I swear by Christ — the greatest socialist in history." In a speech that followed, he said the central aim of his term that runs until 2013 will be "to build Venezuelan socialism." "I don't have the slightest doubt that is the only path to the redemption of our peoples, the salvation of our fatherland," Chavez told lawmakers to applause. He said he believes that socialism — not capitalism — is the only way to guarantee well-being not only for Venezuela, but the world. He said a commission was being formed to oversee proposed constitutional reforms, including one that would allo

When You're Missed
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur

Love
to me any more ppl just say the world love. thing like i love my car how can u love something u payed for. can that car love u back know. i love my dog yes i can see that because i like dogs and my dogs is like 1 of my kids. love what is it a world our a felling most ppl throw it a round like money. how can u love our job. i like what i do for a living. some ppl my think i am nuts in the why i think but i have never cared what any one has thought of my i did what made my happy because if u can not make our self happy how in the world can u make some one that u say u love happy? ever time i had a women say i love u it never last much longer because what i think ppl our saying now when thay say i love u is look i like u but that is as far as it goes. in the past 11 yrs of bring divorces there been 3 women around my age love to them is just a world and nothing but a word so when thay say it is means nothing to them what happen to the day's when u said something u meant it and when u gave

Seducing Myself
my head reeks of you the thick scent of your lush hair twirls around my frontal lobe my parietal lobe my cortex the penguin says, "peck it out peck it out" or maybe "scrah pah raah scrah pah raah" his pointy beak his beady eyes beastly against all the minions of God. the holy words are spoken, "I am the monkey the monkey! that is I! these fingers these thumbs these nose hairs I AM THE MONKEY!" my tongue looks like you the shape of your hips curving around my taste buds my teeth my uvula the penguin says, "peck it out peck it out" his black suit shining in antarctic cold his orange feet tapping the beat on my icey soul the holy words are spoken again, "I am the monkey! the monkey THAT is i! these toes these ankles these boils on my ass I am the monkey!" 11:01 PM -

Now What
“Where are you?” Queen Una of the Daoine Sidhe passed her hand over the Well of Sight again and again, the scenes before her changing with each motion. First a small village near the sea, then a bustling city, a faery ring, a park with a lovely, placid lake … but she didn’t find what she was looking for. She searched for MacKenzie McCallum, a young woman for whom she felt a particular responsibility because it was her fault the lass had been exiled to the human realm nearly two hundred years before. But at least wee MacKenzie had been given the chance to live as a human instead of a dog. Una had changed her from a wolfhound to a woman all those many years ago … granted, it had been done in a fit of pique against King Finnbheara, and extending MacKenzie’s life sevenfold may have pushed the boundaries a bit, but still … The lass should be embracing life with every breath, though Una was sure MacKenzie was moping about somewhere like some sort of bridge troll. “She cannae

Broken Angel
All alone bruised and battered... Broken heart smashed and shattered The boy she loved has gone away Never to see the light of day.... She took the blade and the gun This to her was deadly fun.... Since her beloved soul mate.... The love she felt was just to great All the times she would cry Only thinking I want to die.... All she wanted was to rest Her broken heart in her chest.... She closed her mind her soul her eyes Now to heaven her soul would rise.... There standing by the gate.... This was it this was fate The boy she wanted far so long This is where she belonged.... She turned around just to say.... Goodbye forever it was meant to be this way

People Don't Lie...do They?????
Chapter 2 The Case of the Missing Wife and the Woman Who Replaced Her I was a brand new, Notary Slash Certified Signing Agent. I had my stamp, my notary journal, a new briefcase loaded with pens and all the appropriate notarial certificates. And I had about five notches on my belt to prove it. In all, I was driving an old Jeep that I did not dare park in anyone’s driveway, fearing it would leak oil into a nice little puddle, but I could get to just about any address in the Nevada interior. If it had a mailbox, if it had a washboard road, if it was in the middle of nowhere, I could get there in my Jeep. If I got stuck somewhere in the desert sand, my Jeep would get me out! If I couldn’t get over it, I could get under it, or around it, or blast right through it in that old tank. But there’s some things a Jeep just won’t do. The signing was to take place at a home nestled against the Sierra mountain range. It was a gorgeous area, known for its beauty and the views wer

Seasonal Employee Of The Heart
I don’t need forever Right now works Fine for me Letting go Holding on Wondering what could be I’d never be one To clip your wings Or keep you From who you’ll be I will hold you While I can Then I shall set you free A kiss hello A wave goodbye It’s all the same measure We skate the indecipherable line Between Pain and Pleasure Dancing to Sir Francis Holding hands Times to treasure Things I'll miss To hold you back To block life’s path I would surely be Remiss One thing I shall not regret To you my heart I gave Smile on my face Tear in my eye I’ll just watch Your taillights fade

What Creature Of The Night Are You Most Like?
You scored as Black Witch. You are a Black Witch, and a very powerful one at that! Beware he who crosses your way, I sure wouldn't want to be him! Just beware who you place your curses on, for they may in turn curse you with an even more terrible curse!Fallen Angel92%Black Witch92%You are a Demon92%You are a Vampiric Elf!83%Vampire58%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Passionate Sex
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Truth
if you look beyond the moment try and see what is really there let what you know carry you on through be true to yourself for the truth is not to far to be found but what is that truth is it in people or things is it to be loved or to love to have that which you know you need truth does hurt but if you let it just let it grow in your mind it can become something that can be used for good in the end

My Plea To Alcohol!!!
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a cream cheese hot dog and some

What Is A Pisces Like Sexually?
PISCES Feb 20 - March 20 Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual fantasies Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anything, is only a question away. If you’re looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you! When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in the mood. One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves. FAVE POSITION Pisces is ALL ABOUT ORAL AFFECTIONS!!!!! YEA BABY!!!!!! Can someone say 69!!!! BEST SEX TOY A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything PISCES FEMALE IN BED She needs

Killer Shades
Killer Shades 2003 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (17 September 2003, California) Barry Bonds had just made the last out at the bottom of the eighth. At that very moment, Todd had just bummed one last beer from a new friend at the San Francisco Giants' ballpark. Todd was leaning on railing of the Arcade port walk, getting to the "bottom eighth" of his beer, when his Maui Jim designer sunglasses slipped off the top of his head. Down they fell, landing twenty-five feet below, where a helpful bum picked them up and tried to toss them back. But it was too far! Todd called out that he was coming down to get them. Todd had recently relocated to Santa Cruz for the gnarly waves at Maverick's. His wife described him as "a passionate surfer" talented enough to turn pro. Perhaps his sense of physical prowess was his downfall. The agile 38-year-old considered and rejected the long walk down, in favor of a quicker alternative. He climbed over the railing, jumped to perch

Pancake Thief
Pancake Thief 2003 Darwin Award Nominee (January 2003, India) Regarding accidental deaths during the construction of a subway in New Delhi, the New York Times wrote, "One of those killed was an unlucky thief who tried to steal braces holding up a concrete slab; it fell and killed him."

Imagine The Ambassador
Imagine Sunny if you can The silky softness of my hand Trembling lips against your cheek Tender kiss to make you weak Pushing close not asking why Bodies melting with a sigh Burning ache turns into flame As I gently speak your name Begging you to feed the fire With every inch of your desire Breathing deep the smell of lust Crying out with every thrust Then as the waves take us away Together after we shall lay I more woman you more man Imagine Sunny if you can

Quitting Smoking Is A Pain In My Ass
Granted, I know it's good for me and good for the environment and blah blah blah, but it's still, nonetheless, a pain in my ass. I switched to lights, which, I know, really doesn't do anything. And then i switched to light 72s. The other day I was down to four a day, but then last night I went out to a party at some friends of Des's and smoked a jillion cuz i was drinking. But at least the boundries I've set for myself are helping. No smoking in the car. No smoking before noon or after midnight. And since I've started school, I'm in class a lot, I can't smoke those hours, so that works out... I guess. My goal is to be completely rid of them by mid Feb., which is a month from now, so i think that's reasonable. We'll see. Four...Three...Two...One. This packing business also sucks. I move in two weeks and have almost nothing done. Eh, results typical for me.

Through A Rapist's Eyes!!!
THROUGH A RAPIST'S EYES!!! This is important information for females of ALL ages. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing. 3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse, or doing other activities while walking because they are off-guard and can be easily overpowered. 4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. and 8:30a.m. 5) The number one p

The Only Thing There Was To Do...
Brian Eno - 2-1 from Music for Airports The only thing there was to do on Sundays when we used to visit my grandparents, was sit and watch the smoke clouds in the sunbeams as my grandfather chain-smoked one Marlboro after another... he'd stop to hack and wheeze, then take a blast from his bronchilator into his asthmatic lungs, if only for to expel more haze into the room as he lit another cigarette. I'd sit there, mesmerized. Sun in my eyes, always looking for a better vantage point to watch the curling, rolling clouds of his impending death. (just remembering... I'm not sad at all)

Antonio...
Official Disclaimer: I am not responsible for emotions developed within certain people's hearts as they read what I have to say. My true emotions surface when I reveal things from my past and present, and can disturb some people who love me very much. I'm not trying to upset anyone. You chose to read my blog; you're free to comment, of course, I don't mind. This blog is more just for me to express myself freely....I have lots of stresses which affect me mentally and emotionally. I'm tired of holding them back, so I choose to blog. I do it in hopes of de-stressing myself. I don't want anyone feeling sorry for me; there's no reason for it. There, all done, lmao! I look back and I remember when I met my husband. Sweet, humble man. Still like that for the most part. But, a confession is a confession. I look at him now, and I love him but feel indifferent at times to him. You don't admit to what he did; he should've taken that to the grave. I can't forget it. I feel like breaking do

Threats And Intimidation?
ok so here's the scenerio, no names mentioned and this can be hypothetical. a somewhat famous and highly rated celebrity here on CT is assisting a friend. now mind you this person rates points as the number one priority for being here, while assisting this friend, bulletins after bulletin is posted to the point where their annoying and the promoter ask for blasts to be bought for this friend that is being helped out. when there's no response to this, many views but no response, this celebrity threathens to leave CT which by the way this prank has been pulled before to get even more ratings. I for one am not motivated to assist someone who threatens and tries to intimidate me but this course of action, but that is my opinion. and now I would like you to express your views on this...

My Job Is Ass
Ok i have a rant on here about my job i had at petsmart....well now i work at a place called Lionsgate and let me tell you.....it fucking sucks. We had a late night (meaning the shift didnt start until 11pm) and it was at the smaller house (Dove house) and we were cleaning it up and i hate it because that house smells like dead mice. Cause there are dead mice in the walls, and the mens bathroom smells like intense urine. None of that has been taken care of by the way...anyway im forced to go to the other bigger house (Gate house) to get supplies. Im in colorado, so we are in a fucking deep freeze and its like minus 2 or something outside. So i get there i get the stuff and i leave and finish up. Well one of oue co-workers goes back to the Gate house and tells us that the Ice Machine is flooding the kitchen. It wasnt bad so she said and we finished up. Its now 2 in the morning we get back over to the other house and the kitchen is completely covered in freezing water. The ice machine ke

Only God Can Judge Me .....
tupac talking] Only God can judge me (is that right) Nobody else, nobody else All you other muthafuckas Get out of my business (tupac) Perhaps, I was blind to tha facts Stabbed in tha back I couldnt trust my own homies Just a bunch a dirty rats Will i, succeed Paranoid from the weed And hocus pocus try to focus But I cant see And in my mind Im a, blind man doin time Look to my future Cause my past is all behind me Is it a crime To fight for what is mine Everybodies dyin Tell me, whats the use of tryin Ive been trapped since birth Cautious, cause Im cursed And fantansies of my family In a hearse And they say Its the white man I should fear But, its my own kind Doin all the killin here I cant lie Aint no love, for the other side Jealousy inside Make em wish I died Oh my lord Tell me what Im livin for Everybodies droppin Got me knockin on heavens door And all my memories Is seeing brothas bleed And everybody grieves But still nobody sees R

Re: My Brothers Died 2 Years Ago Today!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Sgt Fabe Date: 1/14/2007 On this day 2 years ago, America lost 2 great young men and I will never forget them and I pray that U will remember them cause they gave their young lives for you without ever thinking twice! They were outstanding young Marines that I knew first hand! People say that the Americcan youth is lost but I disagree because I see the best that America has to offer every time I see my young Marines check in to serve their Country!! GOD BLESS THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO SACRIFICE THEMSELVES FOR THE UNGTATEFUL! I LOVE U MY BROTHERS AND I WOULD GLADLY TAKE YOUR PLACE BUT IT WASN'T MY TIME! SEMPER FIDELIS! SGT FABE Juan R Rodriguez Velasco El Cenizo, Texas January 13, 2005 Age Military Rank Unit/Location 23 Marine L/Cpl Marine Forces Reserve’s 1st Battalion, 23rd Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division Corpus Christi, Texas Died from injuries received as a result of enemy action in Al A

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007:
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007: New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: "Lucky bas

Indian Joke...lmfao!!
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation, she asked a Brave,who had only one feather in his headdress, "Why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses?" His reply was, "Me have only one sqaw, me have only one feather." She asked another Brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This Brave had four feathers in his headdress. He replied, "Ugh; me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws." Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of sqaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress? "The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief. Me fuck-em all. Big, small, fat,tall. Me fuck-em all." Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung!" The Chief replied, "You damned right, me hung.

Happy New Year From Jesus’ Glock 9mm…
I’m fairly confident that JESUS will have a gun when he comes back to Earth to claim you miscreants.......especially if he plans on hanging out in Midtown Memphis....... We loooooooove guns in Memphis....... Almost as much as we love GOD........ Okay, truth is that we don’t nearly love GOD as much as we love guns.........but we love righteous indignation.......and that’s a way of loving GOD too I think......... As a matter of fact we will shoot you over our righteous indignation..... because that’s how JESUS would want it. If he had a gun. Here’s the short list of people that will be shooting their guns in the air for the new year. Pray that you aren’t caught up in the crossfire… DUKE LACROSSE TEAM Now that these young boys can put that silly rape nonsense in the rearview mirror they can go back to being the third best LAX team in the Atlantic Coast Conference...... This case was a pile of elephant shit inside of an industrial strength food processor when it first droppe

A Beautiful Night
The sky is so clear as the stars shine so bright. No sounds do I hear under the moons glow tonight. Thinking of nothing just feeling the air. Wishing for something or someone to share. This beautiful sight this piece of mind. Only this night could help me find. Copyright © 2006 - DisturbedGaPeach79

Eagles!
24-27 What a game! It ended with the same score as the first in the season and was decided almost like the first game too. The last team to score won and it was only a difference of a field goal. Well I guess there is always next season. For all you Eagle fans out there... FLY EAGLES FLY..!!!

15 Jan 07 - Sunday
15 Jan 07 - Sunday 1567 Black Box [Catherine Quinol], Guadeloupe, vocalist (Love Sensation) 1908 Edward Teller Budapest Hungary, fathered H-bomb (Manhattan Project) 1913 Lloyd Bridges San Leandro CA, actor (Sea Hunt, Roots, Airplane) 1929 Reverand Dr Martin Luther King Jr Atlanta GA, dreamer (Nobel 1964) 1948 Ronnie Van Zant rocker (Lynyrd Skynyrd) 1951 Charo Murcia Spain, actress/singer (Chico & the Man, Love Boat) 1951 Martha Davis California, vocalist/guitar (Motels-Only the Lonely, Shame) 1952 Melvyn Gale rocker (ELO) 1970 - Shane McMahon 1535 Henry VIII declares himself head of English Church 1797 1st top hat worn (John Etherington of London) 1870 Donkey 1st used as symbol of Democratic Party, in Harper's Weekly 1895 Tchaikovsky's ballet "Swan Lake" premieres, St Petersburg 1919 2 million gallons of molasses "Tidal wave" Boston MA, drowning 21 1934 Babe Ruth signs a 1934 contract for $35,000 ($17,000 cut) 1934 Patrick O'Malley US policeman, killed by John Dil

~ Swimsuit Contest Now Open ~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Place...... has 111 comments 2nd Place...... has 78 comments 3rd Place...... has 66 comments 4th Place...... has 3 comments 5th Place has 5 comment Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~

Long Day
Get more at COMMENTYOU.com It's been a long day for me, my daughter called me and told me her grandpa passed away early this morning, my ex and i have our moments but i broke my heart today when i talked to him and he lost his dad at the age of 57. Ashlee is hanging in there pretty good, but her dad is not so if you could send up some prayers for The Budd family tonight I would greatly appriceate it! Thanks~Much Love~ Heather

Russia, Korea, And Iraq
Saturday, November 25, 2006 Current mood: shocked At the bronze we have the FSB & Vladmir Putin - They poisened one of their ex-agents for being openly critical of their government. What's even worse, they chose to use a poisen that does not even kill him all that quickly. He instead died a slow painful death. At the silver, South Korea - It's funny since I now live here but I have to put them on this list. The South Korean government recently announced that they will not be assisting the world community with interdicting shipments to North Korea. Their flimsy excuse is they are afraid that the North will dissolve their armistice. And the winner, The Iraqi Militiamen - Who allowed six sunnis that just left their mosque after praying to be burned alive. The Iraqi Militiamen, Today's Worst Persons In The World!

Comment On My Pic And I'll Return The Favor
I always return favors. If you want to comment bomb or just comment on my pic, I'll help you out. Thanks a billion comment here http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=396690&albumid=180425&i=3877499900

Which Fetish Are You?
You scored as Bdsm. Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulationsBdsm82%Boobies/nipples71%Gay/Lesbian54%Anal54%Anime54%Tb/dl46%foot fetish32%Beastiality7%Which fetish are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Why
Does everything have to be so hard? I mean it's bad enuff that I'm a mother of three kids and have a husband I love so much with every once of me...And to have people get mad at me for no reason what so ever is just wrong....Sorry I didn't put that there when posting it!!! I love my friends very much but there is some in which hate me, an I don't understand why? I mean com'mon am I a bad person? I try my best to make everyone happy an I guess thats all you can do!!!

Another Ct Game!
First, I want you to know that you are amazing, and I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next year of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real friends are. ---- Ok... If you love me back, post a comment here! Much Love, Andrew

16 Jan 07 - Tuesday
16 Jan 07 - Tuesday 1935 A J Foyt Houston TX, auto race driver (Indy 500 1961, 64, 67, 77) 1941 Abdullah the Butcher 1944 Ronnie Milsap Robbinsville NC, country singer 1947 Juliet Berto Grenoble France, actress (Le Sex Shop) 1948 John Carpenter Carthage NY, director (Halloween, The Thing) 1959 Sadé [Helen Folsade Ady] Ibadan Nigeria, rocker 1547 Ivan IV the Terrible (17) crowns himself 1st tsar of Russia 1581 English parliament passes laws against Catholicism 1777 Vermont declares independence from NY 1865 Drunken sailor attacks munitions at Fort Fisher NC, 40 die 1920 18th Amendment, prohibition, becomes the law of the land - one year after ratification; it is repealed in 1933 1920 1st assembly of League of Nations (Paris) 1938 Benny Goodman refuses to play Carnegie Hall when black members of his band were barred from performing 1939 Comic strip "Superman" debuts 1939 Albert Fish mass murderer, executed 1951 Viet Minh offensive against Hanoi 1957 Cavern Club (hom

I'm For Truth!
"I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it is for or against. I'm a human being first and foremost, and, as such, I'm for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole." -- Malcolm X

How Do You Fix Love?
if it was a car, i would know what to do. or legos cuz im the man when it comes to legos. or if it was a shirt, i could sow it. yes i know how to sow. but how do you fix a broken heart? or love? or broken trust... cuz i need to make things right with her. i don't know what happened exactly but i want it to make it right. i can't fix everything but i'm gonna try the hardest i've tried at anything to fix us.

Newfie Joke
Two Newfies go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first Newfie turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer. " "No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food." "I promise I won't," says the Newfie. "Just hurry!" Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second Newfie. Exasperated and starving, the first Newfie digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second Newfie pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f*cking going!!!!"

Can We Make It? I Think We Can...
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and start Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken heart

Parent Protected - What A Great Idea!
This was designed and distributed on a bulletin to add the graphic to those sites that are parent monitored. Although it may not be a complete deterent; at least, it does provide a degree of a deterent in that it brings an awareness that kids are being watched by their parents in an effort to curb off the pervs. Visit ParentProtected.Com for more info! What do you think????

Old Couple
A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes. He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?" She says, "For having a little pecker." He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes. She crawls back and says, "What was that for?" He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."

~ There They Go Again Swimsuit Contest ~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Place...... has 152 comments 2nd Place...... has 150 comments 3rd Place...... has 145 comments 4th Place...... has 5 comment 5th Place has 3 comments Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~

~ Swimsuits Wow Woman Changing Place Check Out Who's 1st Place....~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Place...... has 152 comments 2nd Place...... has 150 comments 3rd Place...... has 145 comments 4th Place...... has 5 comment 5th Place has 3 comments 6th Place Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~

Whaddya Know Its My Fave Soda...lol..
You Are Mountain Dew Ultra hyper and full of energy, you're on a permanent sugar high. Some people complain about your taste, but the do appreciate your power. Your best soda match: Coke Stay away from: Root Beer What Kind of Soda Are You?

A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste...lol
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Fuck You Contest Update!! I Need 6 More Ppl
YES YES YALL I AM RUNNING A CONTEST BEST FUCK YOU PHOTO....YOU GOT A PIC OF YOURSELF THAT SCREAMS FUCK YOU ALL OVER IT LETS ENTER IT IN THIS CONTEST ... RULES ARE FIRST 10 TO ENTER GET FIRST RUN.. NO MORE THAN 10 ENTRIES... IT WILL BE JUDGED ON THE PIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WIN.. SELF COMMENTING WIL BE ALLOUD... HERES THE DEAL U WANNA ENTER YOUR PIC IN MY CONTEST.. YOU SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW..PRIZES ARE AS SUCH 1ST>>> ROLEX 2ND>>> MAN OR WOMANS RING(DEPENDING ON THE WINNER) 3RD>>> PERSONALIZED TAG AND A PERSONALIZED MORPH LETS GO PPL SOON AS I GET MY ENTRIES I WILL GIVE U NOTICE OF STARTING TIME THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 4 DAYS ONLY.. HERES A QUICK SNEAK PEAK 2 THE ENTRIES SO FAR I NEED 6 MORE ENTRIES LETS GO PPL RAZORBLAD3_KIZZ jac1979 !**H8 ~me**! Canadian Hottie WANNA ENTER THE CONTEST LET ME KNOW £ÃÐ¥ ØF KÃØ§(RATE ME FAN ME I WILL DO IT BACK )@ CherryTAP

Love?
When love has come But soon is gone It begs the question Was it there The love was lost And never found Lost without you Lost without me Lost into eternity The love was just a figment A figment of our minds Something we could ponder But never express Was it love or just a feeling Was it love or just healing Healing from the hatred The hatred of our hearts Our past was deep and full of pain We needed this to release the stain For this I do not regret The time with you that I had spent by Gary R. Hess

Happy Jan...
I hope everyone is stoked about the frist month of 2007.Things are comeing along nicely for me and my crew here in NJ.Are band electric shutle cock is taking form work is good and i'm stoked. I've no complanits.I can't wait to make new friends too roll with .

Some News
Hi A/all ok a small update .. i went to see my doc today and she said that my heart is in a normal rythme but it is beating on the fast side.. like 108 beats per minute and its supposed to be under that .. so i have to go see a cardiologist and they will do a stress test on me.. and an echocardiogram so when i know more You all will know until then have a blessed day Debbie

The Worlds Strongest Dad
Strongest Dad in the World (From Rick Reilly - Sports Illustrated) I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay for their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots. But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck. Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a wheel chair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars--all in the same day. Dick has also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. on a bike. Makes taking your son bowling look a little lame, right? And what has Rick done for his father? Not much--except save his life. This love story began in Winchester, Mass., 43 years ago, when Rick was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him brain-damaged and unable to control his limbs

~ Swimsuits Wow Woman Changing Place Check Out Who's 1st Place....~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Place...... has 772 comments 2nd Place..... has 535 comments 3rd Place...... has 425 comments 4th Place...... has 181 comments 5th Place...... has 157 comments 6th Place..... has 7 comment 7th Place....... has 3 comments Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. It runs to 1/19 at 2 p.m. central time thanks ~ Maria ~

Everything I Do-bryan Adams
Look into my eyes - you will see What you mean to me Search your heart - search your soul And when you find me there you'll search no more Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you Look into your heart - you will find There's nothin' there to hide Take me as I am - take my life I would give it all - I would sacrifice Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you There's no love - like your love And no other - could give more love There's nowhere - unless you're there All the time - all the way Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more I would fight for you - I'd lie for you Walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you

Making It Real
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 Making it real What will you make real in your world today? There are so many possibilities. Will you focus so heavily on your fears that you create and empower the very things you fear? Or will you fill yourself with positive visions that your awareness and actions can then bring to life? The expectations you have carry a great amount of power. So choose today to expect the best you can imagine in every situation. Your thoughts attract people, objects and circumstances that closely match those thoughts. Be sure to make them peaceful, positive and empowering thoughts, and they'll be faithfully reflected in your world. The way you see things determines what you see, and what you see determines the substance that your life creates. Make it a meaningful, fulfilling substance. The reality of this day will come largely from the way you think, feel, learn, respond, observe and act. Choose to make it the best one yet. -- Ralph Marston

Ice Storm 07 - Austin, Tx
This is outside of my back patio taken today. The good thing about living on the edge of the Hill Country in Austin is all of the hills; the bad thing about living on the edge of the Hill Country in Austin is all of the hills!! LOL... I have loved living in the hilly regions of Austin and near Lake Travis for many, many years; however, when icy conditions exist, it causes lots of problems. I was supposed to have worked an overnight shift tonight. The weather was also supposed to clear up as well, but it hasn't yet. The conditions of the roads are completely awful -- especially the bridges I would have to cross either by Loop 360 or Mansfield Dam. They have claimed that both bridges are very difficult to manuever and advisories have been sent out to avoid driving on them whatsoever. The problem is that those bridges cut off my ability to get to where I am heading towards. They are also discouraging traveling on the hills if at all possible. Unfortunately, everywhe

I'll Explain If You Need Me To
Some times we rush to what ever it is in our minds at the time our emotions explode so loudly in our ears the sudden change in air pressue around us scalds our senses into a place where never imagined we would travel. Do you see what I am saying? Can you imagine the image of your life, the world, all of existence, for ever? Well. How many steps are YOU willing to take? And yeah this. Just a question. You tell me. If you can.

How Machiavellian Are You?
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

My Thoughts
I may never see tomorrow There's no guarantee And things that happen yesterday Belong to history. I cannot predict the future I cannot change the past I have just the present moment I must treat it as my last. I must use the moment wisely For it soon will pass away And be lost to me forever As part of yesterday. I must exercise compassion Help the fallen to their feet Be a friend to the friendless Make an empty life complete. The unkind things I do today May never be undone Any friendships that I fail to win May nevermore be won. I may not have another chance On bended knee to pray And I thank GOD with humble heart For giving me the day. Just to let you all know that this is how we all should feel. I got these in an e-mail from my aunt and I tried to send them here but can't figure out how to do that. Any ways~~ everyone could learn a little something from the things we read (weather it be from e-mails or whateve

My Love And My Life
My love for you is deeper than the oceans depths My love is stronger than the strongest winds My love will last longer than time itself As I look into your deep brown eyes I get lost in your soul By your love I am comforted And in your arms I wish to remain My love for you is deeper than the oceans depths

Truth
“This is the character of truth: it is of all time, it is for all men, it has only to show itself to be recognized, and one cannot argue against it” - Voltaire (1694-1778) Truth is the great clarifier. I think of Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men” being grilled on the witness stand by Tom Cruise – it’s obvious that Jack’s covering something because the pieces aren’t falling into place. And he gets frustrated and yells at Tom: “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!” It’s one of those great moments in film where you get that “ah-ha!” and then the truth comes out. The truth might not always be pretty – but it is what it is, and it wants to be discovered. “Truth – is as old as God – His Twin identity And will endure as long as He A Co-Eternity –“ -Emily Dickinson (1830-1886) Truth – just five little letters and yet such a big word. It’s so powerful, and so real. Truth is something we all revere – we all search for it, we all believe in it. Truth is pure and simple. I

Wtf
ok so i was thinking and i thought that i needed new socks, no seriously this is what i thought, then i remembered, ohwait i have a whole bunch in my dresser, but then i remembered there's an evil monster type thing that lives in my dresser so if i even remotely go looking for a sock it'll prolly bite my hand, not eat it just bite it i really don't like to be bitten the last time dianna brought alexi over omg her dog bit my hand like wtf and then i played with her, but then i got bored and dianna had to go home but she changed the string on my guitar and now my guitar is all tuned but i still have to continue to learn how to play it i dunno i really want some more of this raspberry flavored water it tastes like those little red candies, yea, you know what ones i'm talking about...

A Big Thanks To Michelle, Mary, Kathy & Christina,caryn
I'd Like to thank Michelle, Mary , Kathy and Christina, Caryn ..so Very much for helping Me and My Neice in her School Project .. "What the American Flag means to me" .. She had to ask 9 People what the Flag means to them .. And thank goodness Ive got such wonderful Friends ..She asked me to Send out a Big Hug to you all . and a Big Thank you so Girls This is for you From Amanda Make your own Myspace Crazy Text at CommentYou.com Get more at COMMENTYOU.com

Job Interview
As some of you know I got fired...oh wait I've been told I shouldn't say that...I got "let go" this Tuesday. It's ok kinda, cuz the job really really sucked, and evidently I sucked at it. LOL! Anyway.... At the exact time I got canned someone was leaving me a message at home wanting me to come in for an interview. Coincidence??? Fate??? Dunno, but my interview is today at 2pm cst..so if ya'll could send me some good vibes that would be wonderful. I really don't want to be a stay at home mom again and go bonkers. :-) Thanks in advance to all of you who read this and send me well wishes. xoxo Wonder Woman aka Tinabelle

Go Pats!!!!
So I love it the Patriots go into San Diego and won a game they should of lost because they stuck it out and never let down. They had a bad week but still won. Gotta give it to the Chargers though, it was a hard fought game and LT is a biatch! To bad so sad Tomilson! Maybe he and Peyton can form a support group for each other after the AFC Championship Game! Pats, and especially Brady, own Peyton Manning! Time to make Peyton their prison bitch again!

Deep Thoughts
I just did a comment on a mum about the government n white ppl apologizing to black ppl about slavery n honestly i dont think they owe we african americans an apology. I think that its clear enough that america is apologetic about the whole thing because we are free. If america didnt care about what it did id still be a slave n so would anyone else of the black community. The people of TODAY (white ppl) dont owe me anything. They had nothin to do with what happened then. Although money would be nice, it isnt owed to me...im fine with the fact that i get an equal chance to make money, get an education, n have a home that is nice to live in. Im fine with equal opportunity n i thank america for just giving me n my brothas n sistas that chance n realizing that we are all equal.

Embrace Pt 1
Embrace, Part 1 Waiting. That was always the longest part of the night. Sitting here, atop of my usual perch, just watching the people go by. Sure, I guess it would have been easy to just walk among them, find an appropriate person, take them into an alley and take care of business. But what sport is there in that? I usually only take one person a night. And never commit myself to a killing. Oh no, that just wouldn’t do. There are those among my kind who have no problems killing on a nightly basis. Some do it for sport, some for the “excitement rush”, few for the pleasure, and the eldest (such as myself and maybe one other in this city) do it out of necessity for survival. Over the many years that I have done this, I have learn to pick my targets out carefully. With the grace born of many years of practice, I slip over the edge of a building and peer downward. My Heightened Senses look into a crowd of Christmas shoppers scurrying from one store to the next. C

I'm A Featured Band On Bebo This Week
HI ALL, I'm a featured band on Bebo this week .....wow 6000 views since Monday And there I am.......http://www.bebo.com/grp/Bands.jsp On my bebo page check exclusive previews of my next 3 releases. http://d-whitenoise.bebo.com Dave.

Just Tell Me...
the truth shall set you free!! be real with me! I'll be real with you I promise! so either way do hide from me. I'd rather be told then hidden from and avoided! So if you got something to say to me, no matter what it is.. just say it, no holding back! you only get one life and one chance to live it so make it right, live life like there's no tomorrow. and dont hesitate to tell your feelings... or truths... just be real!

~ Swimsuit Contest Now Closed ~
~~ Okay Swimsuit Winners are....~~ 1st Place is...... Wins Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses With 1841 comments + 46 Rates = 1887 2nd Place Is...... Wins Earrings and Dozen Roses With 1285 comments + 58 Rates = 1343 3rd Place is...... Wins Romantic Dinner and Glass of Champagne and Dozen Roses With 665 comments + 64 rates = 729 points I want to thank everyone that was in my Swimsuit On CT Contest! we did have fun didn't know who was going to win it.Until next time Thank you so much, Maria

Eliciting Values
The point of eliciting values is to find out what she wants in and from a man and then turn into that man of her dreams by providing her with it. But don't be fooled, if she says she wants her man to be tall and financially secure, you're not going to the doctor to get implants for your legs or rob a bank. What she gave you were means values, which means that tall in itself does nothing for her - what matters to her is how a tall man by her side makes her feel. And this is the key - for each means value you need to find out the ends value, which is what she really wants. Let's take the example of a tall man. Asking her "and how does a tall man make you feel?" might reveal that it makes her feel secure and protected! Aha! That's what she really wants! She wants to feel protected and secure, not a "tall man" per se. In practice, she'll reject a tall man that doesn't make her feel protected and secure right away, whereas you, who you might not be tall at all but can make h

Touching The Opposite Sex
Psychological studies show that casual touching during a friendly conversation causes people to remember the conversation more fondly after the fact. It's quite simple - hug them, touch their hand sporadically and in A NON THREATENING WAY. So the idea is, you hide completely the interest you might have AND at the same time you act really touchy/huggish. The problem is - you have to start this early in the "friend" relationship, it has to seem natural, or otherwise she'll wonder "what is he doing lately?". Once you've developed that kind of flirtatious friendship, it's easy to spawn other such 'friendships' with other women: they will see you being close to another woman, and I think the key here is that, it probably does not trigger as much jealousy as it makes them feel comfortable -- they see another woman being touched by you in a non-threatening way, and, blam, social-proof, it becomes a 'proof' to them that it's normal for you to touch them in turn... Start casual to

Freedom And Bliss
When I look at you deeply So clearly I see Two of you there One that yearns to be free One that yearns to find someone To show your true face Without any masks Just beauty and grace A person to lead you through that special door That allows you to act From the passionate core A person to help, break the old, heavy chains Free of all judgments, free once again To drink deeply of passion, a bright, scarlett kiss Tasting of ecstacy, freedom and bliss In your heart and your mind, there still is a place To feel totally loved, to accept this embrace And indulge in that feeling, step into the light Surrender to freedom, and glowing delight Open your spirit...your longing..desire Step out of what was...let this voice lift you higher A voice that releases, the voice of a friend With whom you can trust, time and again Feeling totally safe, released from the past Step beyond what you were, into freedom at last Into a new future, you can now clearly see Come...take

Love Clouds
On the night I met you, my heart stoped beating it froze with with desire, at what I was seeing. On this night for us that shoud'nt have been, what lay ahead nobody could see. You alone started these flames of wanting desire, a million seas couldn't quench the fire. But love isn't always the easy friend, you have to sail the storm to recieve the love you send. So till the day comes that these arms can hold you near, I'll sail the storms and watch as the clouds disapear.

Give Me Your Word
Give me your word Our love will never die. Give me your word You feel the same as I. My heart will beat a lifetime, just for you That’s all it wants to do. Give me your lips And let your kiss remain. Give me your word I’m not in love in vain. Give me one hope to guide me One vow you’ll be beside me. Give me your word.

If......
If I were to fall in love, It would have to be with you. Your eyes, your smile, The way you laugh, The things you say and do. Take me to the places, My heart never knew. So, if I were to fall in love, It would have to be with you. If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you, For you bring things into my life, So beautiful and new. Love, so soft and warm beside me, That I know it’s true, If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you. I was looking for an answer. I was looking for a way. To keep the magic that you bring, To each and every day. To live our lives together, As only lovers do. It started with a feeling, And every day it grew, So, when I knew I was in love, It had to be with you.

Best Teenager Who's Parents On Ct Contest
~ Attn: I want to do a teenager contest ~ can be male or female from 10 to 17 yrs old we'll call it the Best Teenager Who's Parent is on CT Contest. Send me your teenager pic to my inbox and i will add them to the contest. This time comments + Rates = scores Contest will run on 1/21 thur 1/25 only 4 days this time! thanks maria click pic to enter contest ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Those Eyes
I love your eyes, those twinkling eyes, They speak of a thousand things. It glows and I drown in its intensity, I would love to stay there forever. It evokes myriad memories, And leaves an imprint on me. I consider myself lucky enough, To have experienced its warmth. When cupid's arrow strikes, The world seems apparelled in celestial light, Like the glory and freshness of your eyes. Just like the morning dew, Exotic and beautiful. Every time I look into your eyes, I'm lost in innumerable memories, Thus forgetting the world behind me. I wouldn't expect anything much, Than just being the Apple of your eye!

Suffocate ...from Celtic Cross
I feel nothing longing for something Relax a minute to take your clothes off Show me what you're made of Drugs, to soothe me All alone Leave me here I'm dying All alone Just kicked me in my face All alone All alone and crying All alone I suffocate I'm not gifted, slightly twisted Try hard, try hard to see if I can push you any further Drugs, to soothe me All alone Leave me here I'm dying All alone Just kicked me in my face All alone All alone and crying All alone I suffocate Please believe You'll save me, rearrange me I can feel Your feelings running through me Take away My sorrow, my tomorrow Cradle me All alone Leave me here I'm dying All alone Just kicked me in my face All alone All alone and crying All alone I suffocate I'm suffocating

3 Wishes By A Girly
If I had three wishes, I would wish to trade lives, With a person so lucky, A woman, Your wife. Just to have one day of waking up beside you, Looking into those beautiful eyes, Tasting your morning lips. To make slow love to you 'Til we collapse into each other's arms. I want to watch you shower and Help with the hard to reach areas (wink). I will make your breakfast and Send you to work with a kiss and a smile. I would love nothing more than to be that person You come home to after work, To greet with a hug. We can talk over dinner . . . Enjoy dessert much much later (smile). I want nothing more than to appreciate The beautiful, kind, caring, gentle, honest, loyal and loving man you are. I would love the chance To show you what you deserve and Enjoy what she has. If I had three wishes . . . I would give away two, because The only thing I want in this world, Is one chance with you!

Dont Loose Grandpa
Don't Lose Grandpa Short & Sweet All Grandpas need this warning: DO NOT lose your Grand-kids in the Mall A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs."

Family??
They will say that they loved me, they don't Cannot live with the fact that they betrayed me That there is no truth in what i thought was real Trick or betrayed my faith ends and i feel like i was played its too late I undo unity For it is for fools In this bull shit I don't need Trick or betrayed I think you should know They know it's true That it is a hoax i now see through the lie it was a scheme and it ruined my trust and i now despise! Trick or betrayed Why insist on thinking they loved the love never was They assume that i was there To be gone will change their minds When you see what you feel is not real Disappointment is revealed Cannot live with the fact that they're wrong There is no such thing as love!!or trust anything when those who you are closest to never believe in you Trick or betrayed my faith ends and i feel like i was played its too late I undo unity For it is for fools In this bull shit I don't need Trick or betrayed I think you should

Females Who Talk To My Man
Baldarmyguy I Love him, OK? And he loves me. If you are a female talking to him, that's cool. Don't pop into my window trying to start shit. 1. Hello, read his page 2. Look at his Pics 3. I think it's great you all think He's sexy. I couldn't agree more. I'm happy when you all pop in my window just to say hi. 4. CherryTap is fantasy, get it through your heads. because... 5. See one and two. I get him in reality, see #4 this is just fantasy. So please, I don't want you popping into my window telling me he said he'd screw you on a stupid sex survey. I don't want to hear it, cause He'll be with me in RT. OK? Good. If you don't like him being with me, then quit talking to him, I'm not friggin going anywhere!

Ppl New To My Friends List ??/
if you are new to my friends list or you have rated me and fanned me and i havent done it back please let me know...i have had a contest running this week and am sure i ddint seee all my alerts...send me a priavte message .. and i will rate and fan you right away ty lady kaos

I Bet You'd Love Me If I Could Play The Banjo
ALL these things i try to do they don't made a damn to you You just turn and walk away or stand there laughing in my face. Maybe if i where more athletic in the gym six times a week or maybe you'd prefer a scholor instead of me your current comic geek. Maybe if i where a famous author four best sellers and the cover of News week maybe then you would love me and the prospect for romance wouldn't look so bleak What if i was a famous banjoist and drove my tractor on the street twanggin and banggin on my banjo and sing sappy songs of you and me but alas i can't play the banjo and i hope my rhyme has let you see playing the banjo is for losers and that is something i could never be........

I'm Back Fuck James..crazie Is Back.
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