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Taco Fish
Fresh or frozen fish fillet Salsa Grated Colby cheese Ground red pepper (opt.) Orange roughy, cod, flounder or other fish fillet may be used. If frozen, thaw in microwave oven. Place in shallow pan in conventional oven preheated to 400 degrees. Cover fish with layer of salsa. (I prefer the mild variety, but however hot the salsa, it may be enlivened by adding a little ground red pepper.) When fish is nearly baked (flakes easily with fork), sprinkle with grated Colby cheese and continue baking until cheese is melted. Serve 1 fillet per person.

Good Monday Morning To Ya..
Good Morning and hello there and how’ ya doin? I am fine and survived the long, long weekend. The cubs game was great, too many beers, but I did enjoy the game. Then Friday the fund raising golf outing found our team in the winners circle…whoopee and happy day…starting that day one eye open and one eye closed must have been the secret as I played very well and helped pole-vault us to a huge -16 under par yeah baby! So that was fun, Saturday found me attending the last Grad parties of the season, thank the maker there, I was running out of money…Sunday and fathers day found me doing nothing but relaxing and being waited on by the gals…that was a great day. I did find some not ready for prime time criminal stories that are too cute not to post, here they are: Not Ready for Prime Time: Lolita Bullock turned herself in to sheriff's deputies in Jacksonville, N.C., in May, confessing to robbing a Bank of America a week earlier. She then immediately requested the "crime stoppers" reward mon

~why~
I should expect it. I should be o.k. with it. It is how things are meant to be. And yet I desire the touch his cheek, his hand, his lips. I yearn for him to say he loves me. I wish for a kiss. I want him to say he wants to be with me, as more than just a friend. But it is not to be. How could he see me in any other light, than that of a friend. Like everybody else. It is the best I can hope for. And yet I still desire, yearn, wish and want. Why will I never learn? Why does my mind play tricks on me? Why can¹t it be me he wants? Why is he willing to settle for her, but not me? Why does it tear at my heart so much? Why can't I just let go? Why?

Police Break Internet Child Abuse Network
Police break Internet child abuse network Reuters - 2 hours 56 minutes agoLONDON (Reuters) - Police have smashed a global Internet paedophile ring with 700 members and rescued more than 30 children from abuse, a spokesman said on Monday. ADVERTISEMENT Detectives targeted an Internet chatroom where members from 35 countries swapped thousands of indecent pictures and films of children. Undercover officers gathered evidence at the site, called "Kids the Light of Our Lives", before arresting its host, Timothy Cox, 27, from Suffolk. Police found nearly 76,000 explicit images and 1,100 videos on his computer. He supplied thousands of pictures to others, using the online name "Son of God". Cox pleaded guilty to charges of possession and distribution of indecent images of children and is due to be sentenced at Ipswich Crown Court this week. The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), which led the investigation, said the case was a "powerful warning" to paedop

Lost And Wtf
i dought any one reads this but i just loseing my mind and just have to get this off my sholders and hope it helps me. about two mouths ago i found out that i might have a 13 year old girl. now is that BS or what wait after this long to scerw with someones head. thier is just so much behind this . but tha bitch is fucking crazy and i mean that literay tha other maybe father has malested her and is being prosacuted for it. but tha stupid broad is takeing my dauter ( maybe ) to see this guy ( wtf ) im trying so hard to get help but its not working this is why im lost . but today waz a bit better i did get a dna test ordered but i have to drive 275 miles to go do it and go to court than maybe after that i will take control on my baby and get her away from all of this crap. im sry to waist ya time if ya read this i just need to get this off my sholder .. but dam it still didnt help

Should've Been....
Ok, after thinkin about it for a while, i realize that i should have been born a boy..lol NO i'm not a lesbian or anything, but when it comes to sex, i think like i guy... i wanna be able to do my thang and go.. not not have all that emotional ties crap attatched. I mean yea, a relationship i suppose is ok.. but for right now... GOOD LORD.. i take it there isn't a such a thing as a guy who could handle sex whenever he wants with no strings... AHH THE SEARCH CONTINUES......

About A Soldier... By Government Property...co Ceo Of The "c.p.c")
SOLDIERS Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldiers are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he want

I'm So Sorry Friend !
DEAR FRIEND U KNOW WHO U ARE!!! JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M REALLY SORRY FOR BEING A REAL (((__Y__))) LAST NIGHT. BUT I DO BELIEVE IT WAS PMS ...ROTFFLMAO JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THESE ( o )( o )'S AND I HOPE IT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER HA HA AT YOUR AGE YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN A WOMAN HAS PMS ! SHE CAN BE A GREAT' PAIN IN YOUR ((__Y__)) LOL SO PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO 4-GIVE YOUR LIL PAIN IN THE (_Y_) BUDDY! AND GET OVER IT CAUSE U KNOW SHE LOVES YA ! (_)_) U WERE SO WILD & CRAZY LAST NIGHT! THAT'S WHY I JUST HAD TO SWING AROUND AND PULL THAT WILD LOOKING (((__Y__))) BREAD U HAVE SO HARD 1/2 OF IT WAS LEFT IN MY HAND...I TOLD U I WAS SORRY AND I WOULD GLUE IT BACK ON AFTER YOU (_)_) HEALS....LMAO LOVE YOUR LIL BUDDY LADY VON DUTCHS HUGS AND KISSES ( WINKS )

Getting A Woman To Chase You
Getting A Woman To Chase YOU >>>You can look at all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet and attract women right here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=ZZZVHD&lid=1&ll=1 ***SUCCESS STORY*** Hello David, Just wanted to let you know of a little twist of fate I experienced. After reading your techniques, I made a decision to try them out on a good female friend of mine. Her and I used to be a couple, but four years into it things got sour and the relationship ended. I was absolutely crushed and felt emotionally numb. A few months went by and I decided to get over the possibility of us getting back together. I had pondered possible reasons as to why our relationship ended. It had seemed as if she just one day awoke and saw me as a friend instead of a mate... but I came to the realization that I had become a wussy and just stumbled into that self defeating clinginess. We remained friends, but I wa

Until Eternity
Don't read without tissues because it will make you cry if you have a heart. Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last t

Brownie Cups
These individual brownie-like cupcakes studded with pecan pieces are simply delicious. The crinkly tops of these chewy treats are so pretty that they don't even need frosting. —Merrill Powers, Spearville, Kansas INGREDIENTS: 1 cup butter 1 cup (6 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips 1 cup chopped pecans 4 eggs 1-1/2 cups sugar 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon vanilla extract DIRECTIONS: In a small saucepan over low heat, melt the butter and chocolate chips, stirring until smooth. Cool. Add pecans; stir until well-coated. In a large bowl, combine the eggs, sugar, flour and vanilla. Fold in chocolate mixture. Fill paper-lined muffin cups two-thirds full. Bake at 325° for 35-38 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean. Remove from pans to wire racks to cool. Yield: about 1-1/2 dozen.

Some People
Some people really piss me off. Seriously. those who play games with peoples minds and pretend to be something or someone that they are not, really tick me off. I mean, I get that this is the internet, a fantasy world. But when you take things farther than just a www page, try and be real with people. And you know, when you catch these people at their little games of deception, it absolutely infuriates me that they have the nerve to turn around and apologize for something that they know that they are not sorry for in the least little bit. It escapes my vocabulary on how to describe exactly how angry this makes me. Don't complain to me of other crazy people when you, yourself, obviously have something not to sane going on with your own mind. Stop fucking with me. When you become real and want to show me exactly who you are, then come talk to me, otherwise, leave me the hell alone. I hate mother fucking fake ass people!

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7

Runaway
She says she has to run away She can't take the pain Says she has to leave town Hopping on a Greyhound Tired of being chased by her fears Oh, God here come the tears The days turn into hours, minutes, seconds, moments I miss her at just the thought of her going This hurts so bad, I hope it's not showing Forcing this smile on my face But I am losing something that can't be replaced Trying to put a circle where a square should be Hard to see the forest for the trees My joy is in her happiness In my heart I know she needs to do this She is the one thing in my life that makes sense I just hope the grass is greener on the other side of her fence Counting down the days Until she has to run away

Makes Me Sick
The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The same magazine that employs Michael (Qurans in the toilets at Gitmo) Isikoff. Here I promised myself this week I would be nice and I start off in this way. Oh what a mean man I am. The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I starting thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery

Tall Trees Hehehe
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Wipe that smile off your face

Please Take The Time To Pray
Please take a moment to read and say a prayer to the fallen. Body: as most have read or seen on TV most of all have seen the horrible fire the took 9 fire fighters lives' in charelston sc. Please take a moment to say a prayer for their families. As always take time to thank a firefighter, EMT/paramedic and a police officer. They are here to protect us and put there lives on the line for us..

Taste You
my stare grows deeply while you look at me with two fingers rubbing your clit the moans you make keeps teasing me and you know how i love that shit watching you rub til your soaken wet push me on a sexual high wanting you in the worse way and unable to deny oh just a touch or taste is all im asking for to suck hard on your clit while you beg for more with lust in your eyes i was surprised when you wave me over to come i moved in near and you whispered in my ear "mmh baby, come get some" my mind went wild while my tongue got wet and in your twat i go wanting to taste you and make you cum but starting off real slow licking your clit while sucking your lips your pussy got wet as hell my lips sucked your clit while my fingers plunged deep and then you gave a good yell pulling and sucking licking and tugging your clit became swollen and exposed you bit your lip and rubbed my head while curling up your toes my tongue moves in deeper your pu

Baked Fish With Spinach
1 1/2 c. chopped onion 1/2 c. parsley 1 1/2 c. canned tomatoes 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. salt 2 tbsp. lemon juice 1 lb. fresh, frozen, or canned spinach 1/4 c. cooking oil 1/2 c. chopped fresh dill (or 1 tbsp. dried) 3 lbs. fish, whole 2 cloves garlic, minced In large skillet, saute onions in oil until soft. Add garlic, tomatoes, parsley dill, salt and pepper. Simmer 10 minutes. Sprinkle fish lightly with salt and lemon juice. Arrange tomato mixture in 9 x 13 x 2 inch baking dish. Lay fish over top and arrange spinach around it. Pour wine over all. Cover with aluminum foil and bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 30 minutes. Uncover and continue baking for 15 minutes longer. (Low-cholesterol, fat-controlled recipe).

The Kind Of Girl
The kind of girl I would like is as simple as this, a girl that I can love, adore, hug, and kiss, a girl that has a smile thats unique to me, and for the rest of time I can keep happy, A girl that wants to be called beautiful instead of hot, one that loves me for "me" and not for what I got, one that doesn't want to know about my life one bit, but wants to live it, and be a part of it, A girl that I can hold in my arms, keeping her warm and out of harm, one I can apologize to when I do something wrong, and wait for forgiveness, no matter how long, A girl I can point to and say "thats my girl", one that can smile and make my mind swirl, a girl that I can keep company when she feels lonely, and understands that if she needs anyone, theres me, A girl that I can continue to adore, and love with three words and even more, one that seems to make my life much better, and a girl I can love and adore forever and ever, These are some things that I look for in a girl

Paper #2
Turning this in today... The Things They Left Behind The Vietnam War was the last major war that the United States was involved in which the American Army was made up of mostly draftees. The confusion about why we were fighting in some country that most Americans had never even heard of divided the country. Deeper still, this lack of a reason for conducting a war in such a distant place divided families and even the men who were to fight themselves. From one of the most turbulent times in American history the author of The Things They Carried, Tim O’Brien, writes to us about the men who fought the Vietnam War. He writes in such a vivid fashion that sometimes it feels like the stories might have just happened yesterday, as it must feel to some of the veterans of Vietnam. O’Brien writes from a close perspective so that we can see that the soldiers fighting were just regular people who had their good sides and their faults. He does not glorify them because he does not feel tha

Caribbean Style Spicy Baked Potatoes
3 lbs. potatoes 4 onions, finely sliced 8 large ripe tomatoes, cubed 3 garlic cloves, minced 2 1/2 tsp.paprika powder 3 tbsp. cumin powder 1 1/2 cup meat or chicken broth (can be substituted by 1 1/2 cup of water and one condensed broth cube) 1 tbsp. wheat flour 3 tbsp. parsley, finely chopped 3 tbsp. olive or vegetable oil salt & pepper to taste Begin by boiling or baking the potatoes until halfway cooked but still somewhat firm. Let cool, then cut them in slices about 3/16" to 1/4" thick. You may leave the skin on. In the meanwhile, sauté the onions in the oil, adding the garlic a bit later and then adding the tomatoes, paprika, cumin, flour and broth and continue cooking, stirring regularly until a thick, chunky sauce in obtained. Add salt and pepper to your taste. In an oven-resistant transparent dish (or skillet), spread a very fine coating of the sauce, then divide the potatoes and the remaining sauce into three parts: place a layer of potatoes, sprinkle with

What Is "freaks R Us" And Whose In It?
THIS IS THE ORGINAL FREAK FAMILY OF CT ~**FREAKS R US**~ IM MOMMYS LITTLE MONSTER ~RING LEADER AND PHOENIX~ Mommys Little Monster **RING LEADER AND PHOENIX**~ TO THE FREAKS R US FAMILY @ CherryTAP OUR FAMILY AS FAR AS I KNOW, IS THE (ORIGINAL) FREAK FAMILY OF CT! BELOW YOU WILL FIND DEFINITIONS TO SOME WORDS. THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT I WANT EVERYONE ONE THE SAME PAGE AS ME. KNOWING THE MEANING OF THE WORDS ARE WHAT WILL MAKE OUR FAMILY HAVE FAMILY VALUES. YES OUR FAMILY HAS BEEN COPY, GOT LOVE IT! ORIGINALronunciation: &-'rij-&-n&l, -'rij-n&l 1: the source or cause from which something arises 2: that from which a copy, reproduction, or translation is made b : a work composed firsthand 3: a : a person of fresh initiative or inventive capacity b : a unique or eccentric person FAMILYronunciation: 'fam-lE, 'fa-m&- ***** of or relating to a family***** 1 : a group of individuals living under one roof and usually under one head 2:: a people or group of peoples regar

Michael's Gayspace
ok cool I am a guy and i am not sure if you are into guys or not but either way I hope you aren't offended. On 6/20/2007, ct943748@cherrytap.com wrote: hey. sure. we can chat sometime. On 6/17/2007, ct485336@cherrytap.com wrote: you're really cute :) want to chat sometime? LMAO Michael thought this was a female and accepted the guy's friend invite.

What If I Said....
What if I said.... I love you Just what would you do What if I said.... It's you I want Would it be my dreams you'd haunt What if I said.... It's you I need Would you make me beg and plead What if I said.... All the things I feel inside Would you run and hide What if I said.... I love you

What Each Kiss Means
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. Requirements; Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head the

Chicken And Sausage Jambalya
1 fryer (approx. 3 lbs.) 1 1/2 lbs. smoked sausage 1 lg. onion chopped 1 1/2 c. chopped green onions 1 1/2 c. chopped parsley 1 c. chopped bell pepper 1 c. chopped celery 1 c. uncooked rice Salt, red and black pepper 3 tbsp. Kitchen Bouquet Put fryer parts in pot deep enough to cover meat and onion with water and set to boil until fryer is almost done. Remove meat from pot and retain water. Debone. Put in fryer, sausage (cut in bite size) in medium roaster. Add rest of ingredients including raw rice, add seasonings to season well. Mix all this real well in roaster - add fryer, onion and water. Bake in oven at 375 degrees. Stir occasionally and bake until rice is tender. May add more water if needed. Serve hot with green salad.

Dolly Vs Elizabeth
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said "Unfortunately, there*s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted." The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they*re the most perfect breasts God ever created and I*m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven." Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God*s own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted

Life Is Hard
Ya know, life is sure hard sometimes! Ya find someone who makes you happier than anyone has in a VERY long time and then things happen that throw it into spin! I wanna scream! Why cant I just be happy? Why cant I just let the happiness continue? Why cant I just give in? Why does life have to throw me curve balls? And boy do I mean curve balls! I wanna scream!

Citrus Chicken Marinade
1/2 cup orange juice (juice of 1 orange) 1/2 cup lemon juice (juice of 2 lemons) 1/4 tsp rubbed sage or several leaves fresh, chopped 1 1/2 inch section fresh ginger, peeled, minced 1 tablespoon soy sauce 3 cloves garlic, minced a few drops Tabasco or 1/4 tsp hot salt Combine ingredients (a blender makes a good emulsion and eliminates the need to mince or chop). Marinate cut chicken pieces in a Ziploc bag for several hours or overnight. Broil or grill until chicken until done using your preferred cooking method.

Solider
Solider Standing in the light armor reflecting you seem to be a knight Come to slay the dragon in the fight No sword in hand only your wits and a tough command Men and women follow you decisions with precision and care Lives will be lost in the battle that follows But each and every one knew the choice And made the decision to be a solider Flags wave and people cry Reflection of what was and what will be shine in your eyes Children play, people wed and time goes bye All because of who you are People complain and moan about the weather Never realizing how much they owe to the solider In our past, present and future time Mourning and dark colors splay across the grass Another solider has come home to rest Not in loving arms or to see another’s smile Bagpipes play a soulful song in the background Whispers, tears and sad smiles grace the day They were a solider until the end Created by SF

How To Pleasure Yo Man!
It takes a lot of ingredients, such as having the right attitude, trusting your partner and getting over your hang-ups. But it's a worthwhile endeavor, because once you have the elements in place you can look forward to a more fulfilling sex life. From letting it happen to desire and foreplay, therapist Arlene Goldman lets us in on the 10 keys to sexual bliss. ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..>..> ..>..> ..>..> Let it Happen You can't force great sex to happen; but you can allow it to. Goal-oriented sex, where the focus is on the destination and not the journey, often leads to performance anxiety, which then undermines sexual arousal. By focusing solely on achieving orgasm you could end up faking them or having problems with sexual function. So relax and enjoy the process. Have the Right Attitude Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and its pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgments and personal hang-ups. Also, forget a

Hiring Staff**calling All Kewl People~!~!
live music 24/7 with requests hosted by EXCALIBUR RADIO if you would like to join the staff,stop by jen's page~!! ************************jen************************* (repost of original by 'Micki"Blue

Help A Friend Out Plz
im going away for about a week to sort some thing sout in my life. but im in a win a vic for month contest and i was hoping that all of you go and rate and comment it for me please. it runs from the 21st to the 28th of june til 5pm. once i get back ill do my best to help all out. this is the picture link to it thank you all so much richard (repost of original by 'AUSSIE GUY TEAM LEADER OF A.O.M BOMBER #1' on '2007-06-21 20:37:15')

Rip Lil Johnny
FROM HIS FATHER: WWW.COTAFO...: Johnny passed away on 6/20/07. His service will take place on Sunday, June 24, 2007 @ 2PM. Thank you for all of the prayers and support. He will be missed and always be loved. PLEASE STOP BY AND PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO THE FAMILY. HES IN GODS HANDS NOW. THIS LIL BOY TOUCHED MY HEART SO MUCH. HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE FAMILY.....JEN WWW.COTAFORJOHNNYB.COM 954-696-2392 FOR UPDATES.@ CherryTAP

Why Keeping Summoned Beings As Pets Is A Bad Idea
They may be cute and cuddly when they're little, but they tend to grow. Fast. To something large. You can't flush your overgrown summoned pet down the toilet and no pound will take one. (Trust me on this one. ) Unless you spay or neuter them, they will breed, quickly. Good luck trying to find a vet that will spay or neuter one... The feeding costs are astronomical. New Age shops are very expensive. Oh, sorry, I meant "astrological". An exotic summoned pet is very difficult to feed. Museums start suspecting your interests in ancient cultures rather quickly. Getting them used to gourmet food is a bad idea: there aren't that many virgins around, you see! Cats sitting on the chest of a sleeping child sucking their life-force out may be a myth. With summoned pets, it isn't. No insurance will cover it if your summoned pet bites your guests. They may even eat your guests while you pop into the kitchen for tea. When they nibble your toes on Sunday morning, it does

Thnk You For All The Love
Thank you for all the love.Thank you to everyone for Rating,Fanning and adding me as a friend.Im having a hard time keeping up with my alert box So if you will do me a favor and comment in here if you rated my stash or pictures so I can come bck and rate yours.Im trying to write everyones name down but at this point I dont want to miss nyone.Thnk you agin.You all have made me thnkful for my friendships not just tonight but every day.Much Love

Forgiveness
I know the answers lie in you and I'm willing to find it. Dig deep into your heart, so I can see all the secrets you decided to hide from me, not realizing it would hurt me so much. You made a mistake. And I held you tight, shook you and demanded to know the truth... And all you can do is cry? Your tears do me no good anymore, even more if the purpose for them is regret. I'm so tired of you, thinking you can lie, that you can hide everything from me... Smile at me and say you love me when it’s all done in vain. When inside... Your world is crashing down and you’re slowly breaking... your lost and cold and your heart is ripping apart because you know... You know that it kills you to know that I love you. That I will give up everything I have in this world just for the love in my soul that burns... for you. And even though you've killed me, and you know that you did, I still love you. And if you decide to runaway from it all... I promise I will chase you because I'm convinced were st

To Go Please!
As myself and Kendra waited for the waitress to come get our drink order and trying to decide on what to eat Kendra had her hand on my leg and I noticed each time she would rub her hand would slide further up. I begin to feel a little bit of a sensation and started to became hard. Just as her hand slide up far enough, and my shaft grow long enough Gina our waitress approached to take our drink order we could tell she noticed something Kendra continued to stroke my shaft as we ordered our drinks. When Gina brouoght back the drinks I could see her trying to look down to get a glance in doing this as we gave our food order she moved herself closer to the table rubbing the hard wood of the table between her legs, swaying back and forth myself and Kendra took our time ordering as we watched her. Kendra grabed my hand a slide ot between her legs so i could feel how hot Gina had gotten her as my fingers slid inside sharing space with her own fingers the heat and the moist feeling of desire.

Hors D’oeuvres
1 cup ground beef 1/2 cup grated cheese (sharp or extra) 1/2 cup bread crumbs 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 can mushroom soup 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 well beaten egg salt and pepper 1 loaf of sandwich bread (plain, square slices) butter Mix ingredients 1-8 together in a large mixing bowl (mix well). Cut the crust from each slice of bread. Melt butter and apply to one side of the bread slices with a pastry brush. Place the bread slices buttered side down in a muffin/cupcake pan. Place 1 or 2 teaspoons of the mixture into each of the "bread pockets". Bake at 350°F for 1/2 hour. Makes about 20 Hors D'Oeuvres.

Too Much I Give But Pain I Gain
TOO MUCH I GIVE BUT PAIN I GAIN © Fides Assessing myself as I looked nowhere Asking myself why I felt tormented As well as of remorse thinking my fate Endless acts of giving indeed been laid A message to convey of your importance… At times don’t want to think taken for granted At times I felt it was all just an act from you Trying to reciprocate my deeds as to repay Just to pleased the promises only at first But it was put aside once more until piled… Courage I’m waiting for me to open-up Reasons why I start to change of direction Our friendship we built I want for keeps But the feeling I have need to extinguish I can’t imposed my rights for I really don’t have… The fault is within me for I care too much I give too much but I found myself hurt High expectations I regard from your side Deep within me I knew it is awkward My thoughts for you now, its time to set it free…

What Each Zodiac Sign Says After Sex...
WHAT EACH ZODIAC SIGN SAYS AFTER SEX... ************************************************* ARIES: Ok lets do that again. TAURUS: I` m hungry. GEMINI: Have you seen the t v remote? CANCER: When are we getting married? LEO: Wasn`t I fantastic! VIRGO: I need to wash the sheets. LIBRA: I liked it if you liked it. SCORPIO: Perhaps I should untie you. SAGITTARIUS: Dont call me, Ill call you. CAPRICORN: Do you have a business card? AQUARIUS: Now lets try it with our clothes on. PISCES: What did you say your name was?........

Odds And Ends Of Randoms Thoughts
Somtimes we live to how others want us to but why? This robs us of hopes and goals that makes us individuals I say we should live for our own dreams and goals and dreams then learn how to intertwine them with others and grow from the sharing but always remember to live to your own goals and dreams first and dont let that be taken from you. Value everthing that enters your life as a tool, an experience to perpare you for what is to come. when you fail dont give up hope but jus try again for even failures are means of learning to getting it right. If somone loves you treasure them for love is a rare thing but one of the most beautiful gifts in life. Live like today is your last for then each day will be that much more valuable. Most of all love what you have in your life thank those you call friends and loves ones and make sure they know how much they care for today is short and yesterday is gone and tommorow is vast of unknowns.

Evan Almighty
I saw this one last night. OMG!!! Absolutely hysterical. Wanda Sykes definitely stole some of the scenes. The whole case was wonderful! We actually got to see Morgan Freeman dance. And the message was a really good one too. Be sure to stay through the first part of the credits...you get a little treat. You could really tell that everyone had a great time making this movie. I hope they do another one but we'll see.

Butter Vs Margarine
This is interesting . . . Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings. DO YOU KNOW...the difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the end...gets very interesting! Both have the same amount of calories. Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams. Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study. Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods. Butter has many nutritional benef

Come Back
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO YOU WERE HERE ONE MINUTE AND GONE THE NEXT YOU GAVE ME YOUR LOVE YOU GAVE ME YOUR HEART YOUR GAVE ME SWEET GENTLE KISSES LONG LOVING CARESSES YOU GAVE ME STRENGTH YOU GAVE ME HOPE NOW MY MIND WONDERS MY HEART IS BROKEN MY SOUL IS EMPTY THE DAYS ARE BLEAK THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE MY TEARS ARE LIKE RAIN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY HELP ME PLEASE COME BACK TO ME

Small Steps
She carried that notebook with her everywhere, it was the keystone no one could unlock. She wrote when he wasn't looking, song lyrics that reminded her of home, detail of a woman's face that was very close to her mother's, or the way he could make her hold on to the past while trying to run away from it. She couldn't recall why she ever started, but she knew she had to keep this, if not for now, for someday. Going home was not in the cards. It was too far gone now, and she wasn't even sure she remembered the way. She forced herself not to read it, just continue the story, always signing the end of each entry "God's hand is the wind, it pushes you where you were meant to be." It was something her grandmother told her a long time ago, and she remembered that more than her face, or the way her hands made her comfortable, like nothing would ever happen to her. Well, wasn't THAT a crock of bullshit. And she scribbled, when she thought no one was looking..."Funny how our youthful

Sun Cry
She can make the sun cry With a single tear from her eye She can make roses bloom Just by walking in the room Her smile is the sun in my sky Her laugh is my stars at night She is my solid ground She is what makes my world round Her voice is the sweetest song She's everything that is right when it all goes wrong If there is one thing that can not be denied It is the beauty of a woman who can make the sun cry

This Is Why You Should Now What You Are Buying At The Store.
when i first heard about this i pretty much blew it off as another stupid celebrity faux paz, but when i read this article i had to respond about it. so read the article and dont forget to read my two cents towards the end.... LIMA, Peru - Cameron Diaz apologized Sunday for wearing a bag with a political slogan that evoked painful memories in Peru. The voice of Princess Fiona in the animated "Shrek" films visited the Incan city of Machu Picchu in Peru's Andes on Friday wearing an olive green bag emblazoned with a red star and the words "Serve the People" printed in Chinese, perhaps Chinese Communist leader Mao Zedong's most famous political slogan. The bags are marketed as fashion accessories in some world capitals, but in Peru the slogan evokes memories of the Maoist Shining Path insurgency that fought the government in the 1980s and early 1990s in a bloody conflict that left nearly 70,000 people dead. "I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended.

Sully Would Have Liked This One.!
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment....... Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You ass-hole..it's three-fifteen in the morning!"

Do Men Think You Are A Tease?
You Are a Tiny Tease You like to flirt and show off your body, but what confident woman doesn't. You enjoy male attention, and you're usually pretty good at not leading men on. However, there are times when you get carried away with your sexy behavior. It's okay to use your amazing flirting powers for good - but never for evil! Do Men Think You're You A Tease?

Quesadillas De Pollo (chicken Quesadillas)
Ingredients: 1 lb. skinless chicken breast 3 to 4 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 small onion, finely chopped 1 tablespoon minced jalapeño, fresh or canned 3/4 teaspoon salt 2 to 3 sprigs fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped 1 cup grated Oaxaca cheese, queso enredo, string cheese, or Monterey Jack cheese 4 large (or 8 small) flour tortillas sour cream prepared salsa (optional) guacamole (optional) Preparation: Cut the chicken breast into small strips 1/4-inch wide by 1-inch long. Place in a bowl, add chopped onion and set aside. Heat 2 to 3 tablespoons of oil in a large skillet or griddle. Sauté the chicken with the onion, jalapeño, and salt, stirring uncovered over medium-high heat for 4 to 5 minutes, or until the chicken is well cooked. Stir in the cilantro and sauté for another minute. Remove from heat and place the mixture into a separate bowl. Wipe the skillet clean, and add another tablespoon of oil. Heat briefly over medium heat and add a flour tortilla. If using large

One & Only One For All
only one for all-------Entry for June 26, 2007 Tuesday, June 26, 2007 he is the one with unique features hi-it life speaks on the subject concern with all- about the god & his greatness- though all knows well, nothing new to elobrate but none has refrained from defining it. saints & the religious litrature has justified it that god is only one. who is one , desireless, formless, nameless, unborn, who is truth in himself-cociousness & bless, who is supreme effulgence, all prevaiding & all formed---is is he who has performed many deeds assuming a suitable form. that he has done only for good of his devotees; for he is supremely gracious & loving to the suppliant.he is excessive fond of his devotees & treats them as his favour. the restorer of what has been lost, the befriender of poor, he is very straight forward & powerful master. he is none other than god-god the only one in himself, one for all to reach the pace of faith. may god bless all for success & g

Chicken Fajitas
4 boneless skinless chicken breasts 1/4 stick butter 1 cap full Mrs. Dash (regular or chipotle) 1 large onion 1 green pepper 1/4 brown sugar lettuce, tomato, sour cream, guacamole, cheese, tortillas Slice chicken into long strips, place in pan with half of the butter and Mrs. Dash. Cook until done and lightly browned. Stir in a small amount of water or chicken broth and the brown sugar. Cook until caramelized. Chop the pepper and onions into strips and rings, sauté in a separate skillet with the remaining butter. Cook until onions are caramelized and peppers have crispy edges. These fajitas are really easy to make and a little different because they're sweet and spicy.

Last Goodbye
DON'T KNOW WHY WE SAID GOODBYESEEMS TO ME WE COULD HAVE BEEN NOE GREAT PAIRIF WE SO DARIEDWISHING I COULD PICK UP THAT PHONE OVER THEREJUST SHOULD HAVE KNOWENI WOULD END UP ALONELEARNING TO LIVE LIFE THE BEST I KNOW HOW AFTER WE THROW IN THE TOWLTHIS PAIN HERE IN MY HEART AND SOAL JUST SEEMS TO BE TO MUCH TO BARETIME WAS NOT BEING A FRIEND IN THE ENDCOULD I HAVE DONE IT ALL WRONG?WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO TAKE SO LONGCOULD THIS ALL BE A BAD DREAM COULD WE JUST LET OF SOME STEAM?NOTHING I CAN DO EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF YOU

Gut Instinct
Sometimes we hear intuition as that little voice in our head, and sometimes we sense it in our heart, and sometimes we feel it in the stomach – hence the term: gut instinct. There’s actually a biological reason why this happens. Researchers have found that the gut has more nerve cells than the spinal cord. These intestinal nerve cells hold most of our body’s serotonin, a neurotransmitter that influences both the cardiovascular and the gastrointestinal systems, and also our emotional and psychological well-being. Scientists say that the particular receptor these gut cells use to process the serotonin is the same as the receptor used in the portions of the brain where intuitive thinking happens! So, the next time you get that signal, that “gut feeling,” pay attention – sometimes our stomach is smarter than our head.

Sometimes....
SHe sat alone so many night wonderin what was going on where he was and why when she was the love of his life was she left alone?....when he walks in and sees her tear stained face she says... You made me hate you everytime you walked away..yopu made yourself loose what we had because u culdnt be there when i needed you the most..Now u accuse me of never being by your side and we both know deep down you telling a lie. I gave u me as much as icould I shaed with you things i swore i never would...and yet you can look me in the eye and tell me im at fault...well this time ill take the blame because maybe I was nt what you needed me to be...I am who i am every lil quirk and flaw and I happen to like me and im sorry u cant see..who i am who i was and who i have become....You shall move on with your life and I shall remain ...someone u can turn to when u need a friend but dont get angry with me when things I say arent exactly what you want to hear...Good luck and best wishes in all you d

Stress Management
You are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. See? It really does work. You're smiling already

Please
i just want to say a few things guys i try too talk to most of you it seems that some of you get upset cause you want to get to know me but it is hard to do when you have so many friends but that is why i write the blogs and if you all dont read them i am so sorry,i up load pictures for you all to look at not for the rateings,the next level gives me a few more spaces for other picture i like to make people happy i could delete all my pictures and we all can just be friends and talk when i joined ct at first it was because i was feeling bad about myself you all realy help me in that please forgive me if anyone thinks that im in this for the rateings cause im not i love all my friends and realy i talk to you all in my blogs

Hamburger And Macaroni Recipe
1 pound ground beef 1 yellow onion, chopped (or mixed chopped green onion greens and yellow onion) Olive oil 1/2 teaspoon Vegesal or other seasoned salt Dash crushed red pepper 1/2 teaspoon celery seed 1 large can (28 oz) of diced tomatoes 2 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1/4 cup chopped parsley 2 cups uncooked macaroni (use rice pasta for wheat-free version) 1 Get a large pot of hot water heating and begin cooking the macaroni as per the directions on the macaroni package. 2 In a skillet, brown the ground beef in a tablespoon of olive oil on high heat. Stir only infrequently so that the ground beef has an opportunity to brown. 3 In a large skillet, sauté chopped onion with a tablespoon of olive oil on medium high heat. Add the ground beef and lower the heat to medium. Add a dash of crushed red pepper. Add Vegesal or other seasoned salt. Add celery seed. Add canned tomatoes. Add Worcestershire sauce. Bring to a simmer and let simmer for 5 minutes. Mix in the draine

My New Friends
I thought it time to say a hello to you all, while i have chance and am actually standing still. I though it an idea if I asked if my new friends could post a full length recent photo of themselves, if of course they havent yet. Nothing of a sleazy (well not overly so ...smiles) nature. Just fully dressed natural shot. You are all stunning ladies, but some i can only see head and shoulders and it would be great to see you in full, so to speak. Also ... myspace anyone? if so .. pop your address into me and maybe lets link up? Hope to hear from you all soon, see a few pics (and yes ill post more too) and maybe link on myspace too. Have a great day Cal x ps ok .. you fellas can post some too :)

Dying Inside
Something so hard goes straight to the soul; it seems impossible to get over and my heart is left with a big hole. I'm trying to be happy, wearing a smile; but I'm dying inside. The world seems to be fading, and I just want to run and hide. Everywhere I go I see your face, and realize how much I miss you; and on the day you died a piece of me died too.

Irish Gas Station
Irish Gas Station: Taking a wee break from the golf course,Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is . . . "Top o' the mornin to ya." As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So, what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now? inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I'm drive." replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."

A Standard Morning In A Daddy's Life...
7h20 : driiiiiiiiiiiiiiing ... oh fuck, i forgot to set clock at 7h00 !!! go go go, i am late 7h21 : GIRLSSSSSSSSS !!! good morning, wake up, we are late! G, run in the bathroom ! L, get dressed, hurry up, hurry up ! 7h22 : running to make breakfast ready... 7h23 : (toilets) 7h25 : L !!!! please, get dressed, NOW !!! 7h29 : (G comes out the bathroom) thanks my love to do it so fast, get dressed and have your breakfast 7h29"30 : no L !!! not this dress, it's cold outside, have some pants 7h30 : daddy !!!! i can't find clean pants.... hmmmm ok, take the one you had yesterday (oooops i forgot the laundry) 7h31 : running into the bathroom, shave, brush teeth, shower 7h37 : running to make a coffee... ok girls, stop dreamin, eat NOW 7h45 : ended my coffee, run into the room to get dressed 7h55 : ok, time to go now... put your shoes, go go go..... 7h55"30 : no L.... take your raincoat, it's supposed to rain... 7h57 : in the car... 7h57"30 : L !!! what are these shoes you have o

Achoo!!!!!
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before"

Banana Flambe
6 firm bananas 1 c. orange juice 1/2 c. brown sugar 1/2 c. butter 1/2 c. rum Peel bananas and slice in half lengthwise. Arrange in layers in buttered baking dish. Sprinkle each layer with orange juice and brown sugar. Dot with butter. Bake in 400 degree oven until fruit is softened, not too soft, about 15 minutes. Warm rum. Place bananas in chafing dish, bring to table and add heated rum. Ignite and serve when flames die down. Serve over vanilla ice cream.

The Immigration Bill Failed!!
About damn time.Then that asshole Howard Dean says its not what teh people wanted???Who the hell has he been talking to other than hillary and obama? They were in favor of it!Kennedy,Obama should be taken out back an shot in teh damn face.....hey is cheyney going hunting this week??

Bourbon Chicken, The Real Story.
Ahhhh, Bourbon Chicken. Sold everywhere in malls around the country EXCEPT in southeast Louisiana. I've had it. It's not bad, better than the usual mall food court fare. But there's one it ain't. It ain't Cajun, Creole, or any such animal. If someone told you that it was 'authentic Cajun cuisine' they were bald faced lying. If you like it, all well and good. I don't mind it myself. Just don't let someone tell you it's something it ain't.

Loss Of A Child, Please Keep My Friend In Your Thoughts And Prayers.
I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY DAUGHTER MOM SHE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF ME AND TELL ME THAT MY DAUGHTER AND HER GRANNY WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT THEY GOT T BONE FROM A DRIVER THAT TRY TO BE A RED LIGHT MY EX GRANNY PASSED AWAY AT THE SCENE AND MY DAUGHTER IS IN CCU HOOK ON A MACHINE FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE...THIS HAS REALLY CAUGHT ME ALL BY SUPPRISE PLZ GOD HEAR MY PRAYER PLZ DONT TAKE HER FROM ME SHE MINE ONLY CHILD SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I LOVE HER TO DEATH SHE JUST TURN THREE LAST MARCH SHE GOT A WHOLE AHEAD OF HER WHY DO THIS HAS TO HAPPEN TO HER ITS NOT FAIR WHY CANT IT BE ME NOT HER SHE DONT DESERVE THIS AT ALL AND FOR THE SOB TRYING TO BEAT A FUCKING RED LIGHT!!!! GOD REST YOUR SOUL YOU SO NEED IT RIGHT NOW WILL YALL PLZ PRAY FOR MY LIL GIRL SHE REALLY NEEDS IT MORE THAN NE THING OH GOD I WISH WOULD BE THERE FOR HER IM SO LOST AN I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ~BabyBoy J~ UPDATE........ there turning off the machines at 2 not expecting her to make it even a 1/2 hour shes gone,3:22 pm IM

Blockbusters
Discussion Thread Response (BLOCKBUSTER Online) 06/29/2007 06:26 AM Hello Mike, Thanks for contacting BLOCKBUSTER Online Customer Care. I apologize for the error, Mike. Thanks for reporting the problem to us online. After you submitted the report, "Star Trek: Enterprise: The Complete Fourth Season - Disc 2" was immediately removed from your "Shipped Movies" list which opened a slot for us to send another DVD. You can expect your next DVD to be on the way within one business day after your report. Please add the title back in your queue if you still want to rent it. We never want you to be without a movie, so if you still have this incorrect disc or any other DVD you're ready to return to us, just stop by your local and we'll exchange it for a free movie rental as part of Total Access. Please let me know if there's anything else I can help with. Thanks for making us your #1 choice for online DVD rentals! Marianne Customer Care Associate BLOCKBUSTER Online Cus

Jose And Carlos
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support" Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

Blond Joke
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words.1 She says, "I just graduated from Brigham Young University and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees and beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees and beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde,

Children Write About The Sea
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write

Crispy Fried Chicken
INGREDIENTS: * 2 frying chickens, about 2 1/2 to 3 pounds each, cut into serving pieces * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1 cup milk * vegetable shortening for frying * 1 tablespoon bacon drippings PREPARATION: Wash chicken and pat dry. In a heavy brown paper bag or large food storage bag, combine the flour and salt and pepper; shake to blend well. Pour the milk into a wide shallow bowl. Heat 2 to 3 inches of shortening in a deep heavy skillet over medium heat, or electric fry pan set at 375° F. Add the bacon grease. When a drop of water spatters when it hits the hot oil, dip some of the chicken pieces into the milk then place in the bag and shake to coat evenly. Arrange the chicken pieces in the fat, making sure not to overcrowd. Fry the chicken until outside is golden brown and crisp, about 15 to 20 minutes, turning once to brown both sides. Reduce heat to 350° F and fry until cooked thr

Tim And Maria Have Same B-day !!
THESE TWO AWESOME CHERRIES HAVE BIRTHDAYS ON JULY 4TH !! GO SHOW THEM THAT MAD CHERRY LUV !!! THEY RETURN IT ! TIM ~Tim~@ CherryTAP MARIA ¢¾MARIA¢¾AKA BLACK WIDOW@ CherryTAP CREATED BY **BOSSLADYWITDASEXXXYEYEZ** THANKS TO ALL THOSE THAT ALREADY HAVE !!!

History Of The Steelers
The fifth-oldest franchise in the NFL, the Steelers were founded on July 8, 1933 by Arthur Joseph Rooney. Originally named the Pittsburgh Pirates, they were a member of the Eastern Division of the 10-team NFL. The other four current NFL teams in existence at that time were the Chicago (Arizona) Cardinals, Green Bay Packers, Chicago Bears and New York Giants. One of the great pioneers of the sports world, Art Rooney passed away on August 25, 1988 following a stroke at the age of 87. "The Chief," as he was affectionately known, is enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame and is remembered as one of Pittsburgh's great people. Born on January 27, 1901 in Coultersville, Pa., Art Rooney was the oldest of Daniel and Margaret Rooney's nine children. He grew up in Old Allegheny, now known as Pittsburgh's North Side, and until his death he still lived on the North Side just a short distance from Three Rivers Stadium. Rooney attended St. Peter's Parochial School and Duquesne University

Baby Daniel
Baby Daniel ~Tony Martinez Happy Birthday Welcome to the world little man I just wanted to drop you a little note Just write you a little letter You dont know me I hope we meet one day But if not Always know You were born into a family of love No matter what happens in life You will always be loved And have people who are there for you always I'll always keep you close to my heart Remembering you always Baby Daniel You are loved

Women, Men And Beer
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs/bars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called, "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking beer, men often awake with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out

Swingers Baby!
One of my favorite movies.... SWINGERS, of course cuz I'm such a beautiful baby lol!!!! Anyways, one of my favorite parts of the movie....Felt like sharing it with all of you! ( Just added a more clips cuz i fuckin love this movie!) Trent What’s wrong? I saw you talking to that beautiful blonde baby. Sue She was cute. Mike She didn’t like me… I made a fool of myself… Trent Baby, don’t talk that way, baby… Sue You are so money, and you don’t even know it… Trent That’s what I keep trying to tell him. (To mike) You’re so money, you don’t even know… Mike Please, don’t mess with me right now… Trent We’re not messing with you… Sue … We’re not… Trent You’re like this big bear with claws and fangs… Sue … And big fuckin’ teeth… Trent … And teeth… And she’s like this little bunny cowering in the corner… Sue …Shivering… Trent … And

Castles
Castles The evidence is clear. On the concrete pavement the earthworms die. Conclusion is clear. Concrete is death earth is life. We make veins of death all over the mother, so our shoes won't get dirty, so we can move faster, towards the illusion that we can actually save time. As I walk the concrete path in the footsteps of the workers white, blue, professional collar I see concrete castles towering all around me. I live in one with 100s of others. I have looked for signs of happiness. What is the meaning of all these people to follow a time plan that doesn't fit anyone? It's just convenient for the machine that makes the castles and so called stability. What stability? So why do they do it? Why do they work like slaves for yet another payment plan? Oh I have tried to break from this routine but surviving is not the same today as it used to be. The machine is sneaky, it feeds our children with propaganda fed by the institutes we put th

Falling From Grace
I have been fielding a lot of questions over the past few months, and any other time I would pass them off as just that, questions , not "rude ones" but questions that I have asked myself so there was no need for me to blog until now, as you might all know I have nightmares "terrors" things that have happened and things that I think will happen, its part of my mental makeup a spawned generic default, of who I am now so I live with it, one thing that keeps coming to me is GOD, the belief of this existence and the power that this belief has, on people, places and events that happen around me. In my younger days I wanted to be a Pastor, I'm sure thats hard for most of you to wrap yourselves around, I was very involved with the local church, "Advent Christian" it was a small church and had no more then 800 people involved but it was nice, there was a lot of love in that small church , in that even smaller town, and I wanted to be a part of it belong to it,inbrace it as my own, as time pas

Sunday Pimpin
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Crab Mango And Avocado Salad
Ingredients: For the sauce: 1 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil 1 ripe mango, peeled, pitted and diced 1/4 cup of water 1 teaspoon freshly squeezed lemon juice Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste For the salad: 1 lb of fresh lump crabmeat, picked through to remove the small pieces of shell or cartilage 1 1/2 Tbsp freshly squeezed lime juice 3 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil 1 Tbsp cilantro leaves, finely chopped 2 teaspoons mint leaves, finely chopped 1 Tbsp minced shallot or purple onion 1 medium sized mango, peeled, pitted, and diced (See How to Cut a Mango) 1 firm but ripe avocado, pitted, peeled, and diced Tabasco sauce Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Optional: ruby red grapefruit sections, peeled Sauce directions: Heat the olive oil in a small pan over medium heat. Add the mango, season with salt and pepper. Cook, stirring, for about 3 minutes until the fruit is very tender. Add water, bring to a boil and remove from heat. Stir in lemon juice. Pour

How Much Do You Weigh
You Should Weigh 145 If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight. If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon! How Much Do You Weigh?

What Do Guys Like About You?
Guys Like That You're Fun You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you What Do Guys Like About You?

Pleasurable Delight...........
as his cock fucking me it grew bigger and bigger till the full 12 inches were inside off me... pulsating and throbbing the head of his cock reach deep inside off my wetpussy.... as it hit me deep inside i maoned in exstacy.... i could feel his head getting ready to explode,,, the he stopped took it out and asked me if i wanted it in my sweet little ass,,, but before i could reply he bent me over and thrusted it inside me....WOW.what feeling my hole..... he fuckedme so hard my legs where shacking my heart was pounding ... and as he was about to cum, he asked me where i wanted his cum, i told him to fill my ass........ as he cam his hot cum filling my hole....then i put a finger inside my ass then took it out to taste him....... my ass is dripping now............ the end.............

Subject: The Pants
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,"Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here- you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass a

So All Hell Has Broke Lose
I have gotten dirty weeds a nasty comment and people pissed off at me..... So now I sink back into depression myself, on the verge of deleting my account, I wasnt even gone 24 hours.. and so much has happened..... Im outta here for a while i cant deal with this, I dont know how to deal with it so Im going to deal with it my way and just stay off.......

German Farmer's Breakfast
large potatoes, skinned and quartered lengthwise 3 Tbsp bacon fat or olive oil 2 cups roughly chopped green and white onions (include the greens from the green onions) 2 cups roughly chopped bell peppers Salt to taste 1-2 cups chopped ham 1/4 cup chopped parsley 4 eggs, whisked Mom, preparing the potatoes, vegetables, and ham 1 Boil the potatoes in a saucepan of lightly salted water for 10-15 minutes until just cooked (test for doneness). Drain, rinse with cold water to cool. Cut into 1-inch squares. Set aside. 2 Heat 2 Tbsp bacon fat (or olive oil) in a large skillet on medium high heat. Add the onions and chopped bell peppers. Increase the heat to high. Brown the onions and bell peppers, stirring frequently, about 2-3 minutes. 3 Push the vegetables to the side of the pan, add the potatoes and another Tbsp of bacon fat (or olive oil) to the pan. Brown the potatoes for about 2 minutes, stirring frequently. Sprinkle on salt to taste as you cook. Add the ham to t

Take Overs
so ladies and gentlemen answer me this. how come a chick can have all kinds of guy friends and a guy cant have a friend that is a girl? Is it that really that big a deal. Keep in mind ladies your dude has a friend that is a girl because you have probably been in his life a whole 6 months and you think you are his mother i mean come on.

People
well now that cornerstone is over with for this year here are my top ten bands i liked seeing in concert. 1.war of ages 2.normajean 3.becoming the archetype 4.crimson moonlight. 5.the devil wears prada 6.flyleaf 7.project 86 8.inhale exhale 9.august burns red 10.common yet forbidden

Fine Line
Everyone know's that there is a fine line between love and have. Well if there is a fine line between that then why do we not say between being happy or sad. I've had a very long week or two weeks. But this afternoon, something just I don't know whether to say "clicked" or "just made me realize". I have a photo that was rated. Its talks about Loving someone after your hearts has been broken with the little pieces that are left over. But you still love that person, now its I care about this person. I have had a on going Love/Friendship with woman for almost five years now. And I just keep trugging along. But part of why I am writing this is the conflict and and the contradionary(hope that is spelt right) statements that I receive from this person. After 5 years of dating we have tried and I am doing my best to leave my emotions and feelings hidden, suppressed deep within myself. Because I do not want to create drama, resentment or any hard feelings. But, it's that fine l

7-2-07 34th Entry
No updates on insurance approval and no new doctor visits lol. I just felt like writting a little bit about part of my "support system" via internet friends etc. I've been writting this journal for nearly a year now. The longest I have ever kept! Its not easy at times but there are a couple people that keep me going just by simply asking if there are updates. I thank the Goddess for all the people that have put up with me during the last year. Who knows how bad off I'd be if I didn't have my friends. I think about everyone thats let me know in some form and even those that haven't and hope ya'll are having a nifty day or whatever it time it is when I think lol. But right now there are 2 on my mind, 1 more-so then the other (even though they are hooked up together, and its not really 1 more-so but more intently for some reason). I'm not gonna go into detail, not that I know much detail but needless to say theres tension and fighting within said couple and I worry abou

Sunshine&summertime
THE WEATHERMAN LIED IT'S NOT RAINING OUTSIDE, COOL ICE CREAM ON A STICK, LEMONADE,ICED TEA,AND BEER IN THE FRIDGE, WATERMELON TOO,... KIDS LAUGHING SPLASHING IN THE WATER, THINK I'LL TAKE A DIP, ME LOVING UP ON YOU, AND IF I WAS MAD YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT, FOR THE SUNSHINE SHINES WITH THE WARMTH OF MY SMILE, THIS IS MY FAVORITE TIME,SUNSHINE&SUMMERTIME.

Missing You
I gathered my things, my silk robe and a pair of black, thonged panties, a deep red fluffy towel and a glass of red wine that was poured a few minutes earlier. Then walked into the bathroom, not bothering to turning on the lights, instead lihgting 3 small candles that were just small enough, to line the side of the tub with. As the candles burned the smell of fresh berries filled the air. so I placed my wine glass on the floor next to the tub. I slowly started to undress, taking my time, giving into the mood, raising my shirt slowly above and over my head, I kicked off my shoes and reached for the top buttons on my jeans. I closed my eyes, thought of you, and instantly they were your hands, unbuttoning the denim. As I released the bind of my jeans, I placed my palms on my sides, as if they were yours, and slowly slip them down over my hips.I could feel the palms of our hands gliding against my skin, bringing the jeans to my knees. Releasing them, they fall to my feet. I slowly pull my

Re-enlistment...i'm Outta Here!
I have, with much thought and deliberation, re-enlisted in the Army. When I was in before, I was Airborne Infantry. I am now going back as a crew chief on a UH-60 Blackhawk...which pretty much means that I'll be a door gunner...in layman's terms. Obviously, there is more to the job than that...but that is the basics. The cool thing is that I'll more than likely be a Screaming Eagle once again...I LOVE THE 101st!!! This time, though...instead of jumping out of the helo's...I'll be staying put, covering my buddies who depart my 'hawk. Anyways, I just figured that I'd give all of my sweet, sweet cherries some insight into what the hell I'm up to! Much love, and if I don't message you back...it's because I probably can't for a long time! Keep up with your support of our troops...we need it, and believe me...we feel the love! Hoo-ahh!!! Dustin R. "Diggy Holmes" Smith

No More Belly, Belly Be Gone..lol
Alright, we all know that society has a stigma on fat people, and I hate it. When you go somewhere your always getting gawked at and made fun of. Or when its clothes shopping time you absolutely hate it because you know your gonna have to up a size...the simple fact is, the jeans dont make me look fat, my ass makes me look fat. I'm sick of it, I have gained more weight in the last 6 years and I just want to be normal again. Its funny how someone can eat very little but gain alot of weight, yet someone skinny can eat forever and not gain a pound. Well, im back on my phentermine, and on a workout program for six weeks so i am gonna give it a shot. I figure what the hell, I'm not only doing it to look good, i'm also doing it so my feet will quit hurting and my knees will quit hurting. Now I know that alot of people that read this will laugh and say you fool, but you know what, at least i have the guts to admit that im overweight and I want to do something about it. So from here on out, a

Rules
Rules of being a member of the squad……….  Have fun!!!!  No rude comments of any kind. You have a with a member or someone at all you must report it to management!  You must add as a friend, rate the profile, rate all pictures (I know some profiles may take a while, but make sure you have done this), rate all stashes (same goes for the stashes), & give a gift at least once to all family members. This should be done before we except you into the family **(pictures can be waived as long as you are going to finish the rates)**  Recruit (this is a must if we want a great team!!! I am not saying you must do this, but if you see someone you think would be a member we would want or need, please let us know or send them over to the management.  When you have been asked to help out in a

I Pledge Allegience To The Flag...happy 4th Of July!!
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Happy 4th of July! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! KEEP IT LIT!! KEEP IT LIT!!For all of our other military personnel, where ever they may be Please support all of the troops defending our Country.And God Bless our Military who are protecting our Country for our freedom. Thanks to them, and their sacrifices we can celebrate the 4th of July... DON'T LET THE FLAME DIE OUT!...PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING We must never forget who gets the credit for the freedoms we have, of which we should be eternally grateful.

*sigh* I Give Up....
So yeah..I think that I may have messed up something that was gonna be really nice... I wanted something to happen...gave the green light and then started thinking about in the past the times that I'd done that and how it blew up in my face, that I lost that person, even for their friendship....So I changed my mind about the green light...I didn't want it to happen like it did....and if I could do it over I would... And now in my mind that the damage is done....No unfixing it...I was good and played by the rules..and it blew up in my face... And by green light I mean a shag...

And One To Finish For The Weekend
Otherwise known as complex issues, I have realized in the past few weeks that the end was coming for where my friend Angel worked. I knew in my heart the daycare where she was working was bound to close, and the inevitable has happened. Why we are not sure. But one thing is definitely for certain. We both had more thought out about it than the owner probably did. We both realized when the talks had started that the previous owner MIGHT get the daycare back, which is not saying that it wouldn't. We felt that was going to be the worst case scenario. Which we assumed was not an option for the lack of trying. We know the previous owner didn't want it back. It all goes with the territory. There are things you learn when you start a daycare and if you know within five years that the daycare isn't making the profit it should be, then yes you know your time is up and it's obviously time to move on to another venture. What Angel didn't realize is that when I got out of the daycare I DIDN'T

This Is About Me.
ok so most people by now know or have figured out that im a cancer/gemini. well last night i was on the phone with someone that i concider a good friend doing some talking. so here are some explanations of the way that I am. I put up this front to almost everyone. The im straight forward and a major asshole front. its like a protective barrier and a test i guess. I have a major problem with getting close to someone and then pushing them away shortly after. I just don't want to feel anymore pain than i already do on a daily basis. i have been threw more in 23 years of life than most 60 year old's have been threw and thats the reason for the front. if you like me give me some time and the wall will come down. I always get the question from a certain someone asking me why i can talk to her on here or text messages, but can't look her in the face in the mornings or talk to her when she is around. Im sorry its part of the barrier and not much i can do about it. For some reason you ar

Carla (a Question This Way Comes) By Jöseph Lee Foster-shumpert-lear, 2007
Carla (A Question This Way Comes) by Jöseph Lee Foster-Shumpert-Lear, 2007 Published 18 May 2007 :: Poetry Read more by Jöseph Lee Foster-Shumpert-Lear I have spent A lifetime running Wearing masks Trying to hide The monster Within And yet With a simple Question You bring it all back As if the cuts upon my wrists scars from many souls many lifetimes ago were not nearly enough My far Angel hath gone foresaking me with but a small 9mm upon her mind My demon Christin is gone though she breaths amongst the nightmares and the scars I still bare And always will I have spent a lifetime Gazing within my mirrors And seeing the scars from fires long ago past seeing the beast nae the monster Life has made me feeling only peace within solitude knowing only tranquility within this mask and yet with but a simple question you bring it all back the cancer is gone and yet its virus lives still within my blood the lifeless bott

Hope
Hope can be as large as the universe itself and very powerful as well. When we have hope, we believe that what we are hoping for is truly possible. In turn, when we believe, we can experience and achieve just about anything we set out to do. Hope helps to smooth the bumpy road and to help us see beyond the obstacles or crisis. The key is to have hope at all times regardless of the current circumstances we may be in. With hope, the entire universe literally opens up to us.

Mom Con't
There hasn't been much of a change. She's still confused most of the time. She pulls the tubes out at least once a day so far. It looks like they may have to do surgery if the blockage doesnt pass soon. I'm just taking it one day at a time. I wish I had more family closer to help out. I'm there everyday all day. Today I came home because of a headache.

Regret
New Order Regret "Maybe I've forgotten the name and the address Of everyone I've ever known It's nothing I regret Save it for another day It's the school exam and the kids have run away I would like a place I could call my own Have a conversation on the telephone Wake up every day that would be a start I would not complain of my wounded heart I was upset you see Almost all the time You used to be a stranger Now you are mine I wouldn't even trust you I've not got much to give We're dealing in the limits And we don't know who with You may think that I'm out of hand That I'm naive, I'll understand On this occasion, it's not true Look at me, I'm not you I would like a place I could call my own Have a conversation on the telephone Wake up every day that would be a start I would not complain of my wounded heart I was a short fuse Burning all the time You were a complete stranger Now you are mine I would like a place I could call my own Have a con

Recycling The Blues
I added some more vocals to a song i wrote with my band and i think this is probably going to be our strongest release so far, its called "Shine" and is some kind of weird combination of dance music and rhythm and blues, its groove feels a bit similar to the song "Knock on Wood" as done by Amii Stewart (Now theres a strange disco flashback for you!) Anyway, i added more vocals and the vocals led us to adding some chords underneath them and suddenly we were in hitherto uncharted territory for us, now this is turning out to be a really complicated yet simple song if that makes any sense at all.. I also added some lap-steel to the song, lap-steel is a criminally underappreciated musical instrument almost exclusively used in country music but it is also really suitable for adding swelling chords and siren-like melodies to dance music, i think a lot of dance music bands should fire one of their keyboard players and replace him with a lap-steel player, its a much more organic and interesti

Easy Beef Strogonoff
Serves: 3 Hands-OnTime: 10 Minutes Cooking Time: 10 Minutes Total Time: 20 Minutes What you need: 1 pound ground beef 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper 1 cube beef bouillon 1 medium onion, chopped 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced 1 pint sour cream 4 ounces egg noodles, cooked and drained What you do: 1 In a large skillet brown beef in oil over medium high heat. When meat is browned, drain excess fat from skillet. Add garlic powder, salt and pepper and stir in. 2 Add bouillon, onion and mushrooms to skillet and saute until onions are translucent. Remove from heat (very important) and add sour cream. Stir all together and serve over hot cooked egg noodles. Submitted by: Missy Nutrition Info (per serving) Calories 977 (68% from fat) | Protein 38.1g | Fat 74.3g (sat 36.8g) | Carbohydrate 40.2g | Fiber 2.7g | Cholesterol 232mg | Iron 5mg | Sodium 788mg | Calcium 215mg

Reality/dreamers....
You were a whirlwind of emotions. Always swirling thoughts of confusion in a twisted mess I couldn't clean up. Like a lampost I stood burning softly calming the uneven dust. I held my breath waiting patiently as ever. It appeared to go unnoticed as you turned the other way. I blinked back the dry feeling behind your kiss, I held the touch you left as it lingered in the atmosphere. Twist of irony, a hint of fate. I lick my lips to erase the taste of you. Instead I close my eyes to see a face I can't recognize. But it is there I find my true dream. I wish I could say it is you. You who swept me off my feet the time we drew close, but I weep knowing it's not. My dream, he's a darling. Waiting somewhere to connect in ways you and I don't. I fall in love with the little girl.. with blonde swirling curls and sad baby blue eyes.. the swing moving softly in the sun. It's there I know, I've found something I must of lost. xxx

To You..you Know Who You Are!
I just seen you walking, i almost forgot to breath, my heart just skipped a beat. I wish the curse could be lifted from me, you are everything he will never be. I like to sit back and think of how things might go, us together not caring who knows. You asked me if i was falling and the answer is yes, my question to you is are you falling too or should i give my hopes a rest? I click with you like noone ever before, i just clash with him and i just want you more. all i have ever wanted in a relationship as far as communication i get with you, please just don't play me for a fool and for you i'll be true. I want you and it is so deep that i have no more words to explain it, so for now i guess i have no options just goals and have to sit back and bite the bit. I wish this could be easy but for me nothing ever is, but i want to be yours...not his. Always: Me!

Buying Of Vic Status
i noticed someone who joined CT last night in my alert box who had obviously bought themselves a VIC as soon as they joined as they were at level 7 despite the fact that they still hadn't added a primary picture to their profile *BTW 24hrs later they still haven't added one*... i feel this is unfair to the ppl like me who have worked hard to make their way thru the levels... i think that babyjesus & scrapper should bring in a rule that u need to have at least one salute pic & be at a certain level b4 they can purchase a VIC

A New Blog Check It.. Some Of It Is Nsfw!!!
Well today was 07-07-07.. Nice day if you ask me.. but its all good.. Today was the parade in MICHIGAN CITY... It was really nice... It was about 2 hours long.. And the sun was out.. Do you know what that means... Yes.. I got SUN BURN... but that was was ok.. til... We decided to go to the beach.. Ohhh the water was sooo nice... Perfect time to get... we played Marco-Polo... (really that was sooo much fun...) It was a family day.. but the boyfriend wasnt there... he had to work 9+ hours... Just great day to be out and about.. but back to that sun burn it is much worst that is what i think.. My face is like a fire engine red.... I bet you thinking ha ha.. That is cool that is my fault and I know it.. I really feel bad.. They said today's temp.. was like 90+ making it the hottest day in this year.. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... I am sooo feeling it... Hmmm... On the news to night just made me sooo pissed off.. From what the news said that a woman wrap her children up with a ps controller c

Darkness
Darkness has fallen and in the shadows lay many doubts and fears of the unknown......uncertainty fills the air....struggling between what we have known and what the unknown holds..all we can do is to face this fear of the great unknown and push forward...waiting for what may come to come about...never expect to know what lays in wait in those shadows because in the end no one ever knows...move forward hoping that soon, the light comes and is able to cast away all the shadows....

Why Women Aren't Attracted To "nice" Guys
Why Women Aren't Attracted To "Nice" Guys >NOTE: If you'd like to learn how to go beyond "tricks" and "lines" for meeting women, and learn how to create a powerful "inner confidence" that women find instantly attractive, then take a minute and read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/OnBeingAMan/?cid=QZZZVH&lid=1&ll=1 ATTENTION "NICE GUYS": If you are a "nice guy" who never seems to be able to attract HOT women, or you have attractive female friends who always seem to say, "He's really wonderful, but I just like him as a FRIEND", then this could possibly be the single most important thing you ever read in your entire life. And I'm not kidding... not even a little. If I had to sum up the biggest mistake that I see men making with women (and the big mistake that I've made myself too many times to count), it's being a WUSSY. Being a WUSS comes in two main flavors: 1) Acting like a WUSSY to begin with. 2) Turning INTO a

6 Things That Really Turn Women Off
6 Things That REALLY Turn Women Off >IMPORTANT: If you want to get a COMPLETE, in- depth education on the topic of meeting and attracting women, then make sure you check out all of my different education programs HERE: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=H9ZZZV&lid=1&ll=1 ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Greetings, I'm considering investing in your program, but I have a question for you before I do. Essentially, I'm no longer looking to hook up with women left and right. In fact, I think I've met "the one," but I'm having trouble making her realize this. I've been pursuing her for about five months (during part of which time she was away at school, but we kept in regular contact, at first through e-mail and, later, over the phone), and I get the sense that she's very guarded about relationships. She's *very* goal oriented (which is one of the many things I love about her, BTW), and therefore very busy, and - I suspect - she's bee

Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...
Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy... 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.' 'You've got something jammed in here real good.' 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?' 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.' 'Sorry about the mess...' 'Look at the size of that thing!' 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!' 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.' 'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.' 'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?' 'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.' 'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...' 'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.' 'Hurry up, golden-rod...' 'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?' 'Po

Devilishly Good Roasted Chicken
Yield: 4 Servings 1 Whole chicken; quartered 1 large Onion; sliced 1 tablespoon Garlic; minced 2 tablespoon Butter; melted 2 tablespoon Olive oil 2 ½ tablespoon Dijon mustard 2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 ½ teaspoon Tabasco sauce 1 teaspoon Chili powder ½ teaspoon Paprika To taste salt ⅔ cup Chicken stock 1. Rinse chicken pieces well and remove any excess fat. Place chicken in bowl and toss with onion slices and garlic. 2. In small pan, heat butter and oil and add all ingredients EXCEPT chicken stock. Toss mixture with chicken, onions and garlic and refrigerate at least 4 hours or overnight. 3. Preheat oven to 375F and bring chicken to room temperature. 4. Place chicken in shallow roasting pan and cover with the onions. Pour stock around pieces. 5. Bake chicken 1 hour basting frequently until nicely browned and juices run clear. NOTES : I ran out of Tabasco and substituted Thai chili sauce with exceptional results. Reduce cooking time if u

No Name Above The Names
This is a song by Zyklon, taken from their Aeon album. It's got some in depth themes. I'll state the meaning behind it as written in the album insert: "Biblical history has always presupposed a universal and eternal species for everything to be based on. The Christian worldview has, since the discoveries of Darwin in the 19th century, been caught up in the problem of credability of which they still suffer from today. Should Christianity modify their beliefs to modern science or still adhere to their original beliefs? Either way it will meen a fall of credability since it would involve either admitting their own ideological infirmity or display a remarkable low ability of adjusting themselves to modern times. The modern kind of religious theodicè" Planets beyond numbers; worlds concealed by faith Our thoughts will turn the sublunary worldview straight Order in chaos from an indefinite system One step mistaken and the great scale is broken Ever star a world we will call, The e

Though In My Head
thoughts in my head swimming around the calm inside it just cant be found words can be twisted and taken as more why bother sayin i love you more if you loved me at all id not sit alone if you loved me at all yud be on the phone if you loved me at all in me you 'd believe if you loved me at all yu would not decieve if you wanted my heart you give me your time if you wanted my heart thered be no more rhyme if you wanted my heart youd give me yours if you wanted my heart youd open the doors to say that yu love me and act like you dont to say that you love me and act like you wont to say that you love me while telling her too to say that you love me yet making me blue i dont ask for much i dont need much more just your heart and soul to explore just tell me you love me with all that you are just tell me you love me near or from far DONE BY CHRISITNE .

And Another
Wishes I wish I could wash away my mistakes. And forget all of my heartbreaks. That I've had on the earth, from the day I die back to my birth. And right now I try to decide. why all those times I would run and hide. When others made a joke of me. 'Cause I didn't stand up, for what I believe. I ran and that's why I hated myself. For being a coward and untrue to myself. So now I stand up, for what I believe. And I'll never let anyone, take that from me.. Jessie

My New Poem --- Alone On The Stage
She stands on the stage alone A single light bulb shines on her face Lined and wrinkled by years of smiles and tears It shows a life full of emotions She's cried She's laughed She has been royalty She has been a pauper She's even died a time or two Once or twice she felt love in lines written by others Read by those who didn't truly care Millions of words Thousands of people feeling what she felt Theaters sold out People wanting to see her Now she stands on the stage Looking at empty seats She is a nobody Her name is no longer known She is alone on the stage Looking into the empty room Through empty eyes Thinking about her now empty life She lives off her memories Memories of what was Memories of what could have been For the first time she cries and there is no one to see it.

The Allegory Of The Cave (plato)
Part: I Plato's Allegory of the cave " And now, I said, let me show in a figure how far our nature is enlightened or unenlightened: --Behold! human beings living in a underground cave, which has a mouth open towards the light and reaching all along the cave; here they have been from their childhood, and have their legs and necks chained so that they cannot move, and can only see before them, being prevented by the chains from turning round their heads. Above and behind them a fire is blazing at a distance, and between the fire and the prisoners there is a raised way; and you will see, if you look, a low wall built along the way, like the screen which marionette players have in front of them, over which they show the puppets. - I see. And do you see, I said, men passing along the wall carrying all sorts of vessels, and statues and figures of animals made of wood and stone and various materials, which appear over the wall? Some of them are talking, others silent. -

Parmesan Appetizers
2/3 c. Parmesan cheese 1 c. mayonnaise Garlic salt 1 bunch diced green onions 1 pkg. mini rye bread rounds or sliced French rolls Combine Parmesan cheese, mayonnaise, green onions and garlic salt to taste. Spread on sliced bread. Broil until brown. Serve immediately.

I'm Sorry
To All The Guys Who Look Past The Nice Girls I'm sorry that I opened up to you, and told you that I really liked you. I'm sorry that I was raised with respect, and that I don't sleep with every guy that comes around. I'm sorry that my body's not perfect enough to 'satisfy' your wants. I'm sorry that I'm not 'hot'enough, to be your lady. I'm sorry that I'm actually nice, and not a bitch. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of going out. I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry that I am there to comfort you, When you and your new girl got in a fight. I'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when a hotter girl catches your eye. I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you whine about how badly

Back From Vacation
Hey folks :-) Well, today is my first day of work after 10 days off. Unfortunately the internet connection where I was sucked and could not begin to handle the CherryTap bandwidth needs. I was able to get in a little here & there, but I had to be real smart in stoping the page and loading only the pictures I was rating in order to try to keep up with folks that rated my pictures & page. In the whole time I only had one downrater (knock on wood). She rated my default picture a 10 this morning and an hour later downrated it to a 9. Not a big deal really, but it has the feel of punishment for untimely response. This afternoon, when I saw what she had done, I went to her page and rated several pictures 10 and her as well, but I blocked her anyway. It is a shame as I probably would have fanned her and tried to make friends, but I don't like how she handled things this morning. In any case, I wish her the best but I wish she find it away from me, lol. I hope everyone had a fa

Slurveyed Again...
1. Are you taller than your mom? I don't think so. By a couple inches. 2. What color is your shower curtain? Clear shower door. 3. What is the closest thing to you right now that is red? An envelope from Marlboro. 4. What is your ring tone? N/A 5. Does anything hurt on your body right now? Quite a few things... I thought you were coming to massage me Lilith!! 6. What color is your favorite pillow? I don't have a favorite pillow. 7.What is your favorite video game? It was WoW.. but I think I may start playing SWG again since they brought back milking.. haha 8. Had a nap today? No but I could use one.. Pittsfield and back makes a long trip with kids in the car. 9. Gold or Silver? Gold 10. Is there an animal that creeps you out? Not really.. I've worked with them all for the most point. 11.Who was the last person you rode an elevator with? A cute intern when I visited Teri at the hospital. 12. Did you go ice skating as a kid? I wasn't allowed

My Mom
Well they did surgery today, her small intestine was compared to an old garden hose. The doctor cut the bad section out and reattached it. There was NO CANCER!!! thank God. Hopefully she will be home soon. Thanks again for all the thoughts and prayers that I have received.

Vampires
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Countess of Night Known in some parts of the world as: Concubine of The Winged Death The Great Archives Record: Comes on silent wings in the night and wraps a deadly cloak about the victim; impartial as a die, unyielding as stone.

My Fears
My fears, my dreams, my hopes they are what make me. But they are not always as they seem to be. I am let down time after time As my fears become reality my dreams are shattered and my hopes were never there My fear of betrayal of being alone is beneath the surface waiting to come forth My dreams of a perfect life of having it all become nonexistent when I took my fist step and proceed to fall My hopes for the future for having whoever I desire were not there becasue I recieve no desire in return Why does life seem to have a way of letting you down on each and every day? I want some answers to help me out so my dream, my fears, and my hopes may come about.

Quote For July 11
Celerity is never more admired than by the negligent. -- Cleopatra Bonus Quote: I heard guys say they got into rock and roll to pick up women. I didn't get into rock to pick up women, but I sure adapted. -- Ted Nugent This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

To All My Friends
to all my friends i am in the process of moving and i'll be without net and access to a computer for a while idk when i'll be back but you have me til friday then i'm off i just wanty you all to know that ya's made it one helluva time while i been here and when i comeback i'm a show you all love and let ya hear the mixtape so thanx all one love ya boy holiday

Chicken And Pasta
2 qts. water 1/2 tsp. salt 4-ozs. vermicelli, uncooked 3/4 cup frozen English peas 1/3 cup Italian salad dressing 1 cup chopped cooked chicken 1/4 tsp. sweet red pepper flakes 2 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese Combine water and salt in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Add vermicelli and peas. Return to a boil; reduce heat, and cook 10 minutes. Drain and set aside. Heat salad dressing in saucepan. Add chopped chicken and red pepper flakes, and cook, stirring constantly, 2 minutes. Add reserved pasta mixture, and cook until thoroughly heated. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese, tossing mixture well. Yield: 2 servings

Chicken Caribbean
2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts Juice of 1 lime 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1/4 cup olive oil 3/4 cup chopped onion 1 cup chopped tomatoes 2 Tbsp. raisins 1/4 red pepper, chopped 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 cup pineapple juice 1/2 cup chicken broth 1 cup chunked pineapple Combine lime juice and black pepper in glass or ceramic dish, add chicken. Marinate in the refrigerator for 30 minutes, turn after 15 minutes. Discard the marinade. Heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add chicken to the skillet and brown until lightly golden. Stir in onions, tomatoes, raisins, pepper and garlic. Combine the pineapple juice and chicken broth. Pour into skillet. Cover and cook over medium heat for 45 minutes. Turn chicken several times. Remove chicken from skillet and place on a serving dish and keep warm. Add pineapple to skillet. Raise heat and boil to reduce the sauce. When the sauce has thickened slightly and pineapple is heated, spoon over chicken and

Quick Marrages
my thoughts on quick marrages,they never work,you can never know each other like we want we all have secrets that we dont share with each other,why get marred it is just a peice of paper,you think that papper is ownership it is not.i met my second husband on the hiway and yes that is silly but you meet people in weired places we was married for 4 years and ended up in divorce he was verry abusive,you should always think things through and not rush things

Update On Contest
THERE IS 4 NOW TO REFRESH EVERYONE THIS CONTEST STARTS ON JULY 16TH 2 PM EST AND ENDS 2 PM AUGUST 16TH FIRST PLACE GETS 30 DAY VIC(IF U ALREADY HAVE VIC U CAN HAVE A BLAST IF U PERFER) 2ND GETS 3 DAY BLAST ~YODA~ ~~JOEYNV86~~ ~*MARGIE*~ ~~WHITEDOVE~~

Great Times And Good Wines
Well, I visited a great friend these last two days. It was very nice to meet Pollen, who is a really great person. We hung out and pretty much wandered around all over the place. I had never seen Redwoods before, so I am thankful to her for showing me some Redwood groves. Also, it was the first time in nearly 6 years that I had been to a beach. I was pretty excited. Thanks Pollen! Friends can be awesome. They understand you for who you are and your shortcomings. I know that Pollen rates pretty well, because she listened and adviced to a whole slew of my personal issues. I have many such friends who are like that, and many of them are right here on MySpace. Thankfully, I took the time to cultivate a decent level of respect among them by being a friend, too. It really doesn't take much to offer a person a friendship; however, it does require much care and dilegence to keep one strong. For me, I offer my friendship pretty readily with of course some stipulation. I hate t

George Bush Goes To The Doctor
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said, "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."

Haha
A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the

My Taste And Influences.
I grew up listening to alot of 70's music. YES,Alan Parsons Project,ELO and such. As well as alot of R&B,Soul and Funk and Country. During the 80's and 90's I still listened to pretty much the same music,but added in the ole 80's metal. Well,lets just jup to today. Everything...I listen to everything. I look at music as colors. If you limit yourself,your only seeing in black and white.

My True Love Is
Your True Love Is a Pisces Why you'll love a Pisces: Selfless and intuitive, you are perfect for a Pisces that lives to love you. You're sensitive enough to appreciate and explore the deep emotions of a Pisces. Why a Pisces will love you: You're generous and totally giving in relationships, something Pisces demands. You are also dreamy enough to get lost in fantasy with Pisces, but realistic enough to stay grounded. What Sign Is Your True Love?

Tell Me A Story
Have you ever felt "love"? Have you ever lived a love story? Have you actually "loved" another human being? Family, parents, children, friends don't count. Part "love", part friendly, part obligation, part expected demand . . . no, I mean "love" another person, glorious, joyful, painful, agonizing LOVE for someone who had no ties, no meaning, no piece, no place in or of your life until that magical moment you couldn't, wouldn't, not ever, not no how want to NOT be with them? Share the glory, tell me a story, send me a description, share the golden memory, throw the broken shards of your heart at me, cry me a memory . . . but only honest ones. Don't make anything up like we all do each day. No names, only a "he was" or a "she is" . . . No "we still are" . . . no "we used to be" . . . just what is . . . what was . . . real . . . like it happens still today, still this moment . . . Make us both appreciate that it happened. And if you never have, join me in a solitary moment

Quoth, The Raven
• When you identify something that you do well, that you enjoy doing, and that supports the values that are important to you, you have defined success in your terms. • The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year. • There are really only two ways to approach life - as victim or as gallant fighter - and you must decide if you want to act or react, deal your own cards or play with a stacked deck. And if you don't decide which way to play with life, it always plays with you. • Try and live your life the way you wish other people would live theirs. • No one can make you inferior without your consent. • Stop talking about the problem and start thinking about the solution. • Always focus on accomplishments rather than activities. • There are some things you don't have to know how it works - only that it works. While some people are studying the roots, others are picking the fruit.

Chicken Divan
Preheat oven to 350ºF. 3/4 cup milk 1 (3-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, cubed 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 1 cup broccoli florets, cooked, drained 3/4 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cooked (large size) Heat milk and cream cheese cubes over low heat, stir until smooth. Stir in the Worcestershire sauce. Place broccoli in a 10x6-in. baking dish. Top with 1/2 cup of cheddar cheese. Cut chicken into bite sized pieces and place over the broccoli; pour on the cream cheese sauce. Cover with foil. Bake for 25 minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle the remaining 1/4 cup Cheddar cheese and bake until Cheddar cheese is melted - approx. 5 minutes. Serves 2

Men & Women
Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie , Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie , Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Why Is It
why is it some people get in trouble the first time they break the law or neglect their kids, while others just get told repeatedly to not do it again or they are gonna get in trouble? That would be like my kid burning our house down over and over and me telling him now I told you not to do that, next time your gonna be in big trouble mister. The system sucks and has let my son and us all down too many times!

$5 Store
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?" "Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said. "Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically. "No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?" "Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded. He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and sub woofers. "How much?" he asked. "Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered. "Is it stolen?" the guy asks. "No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?" "Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more. Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?" "Five dollars," was the familiar response. "I'll take that too!" the man said. As the salesperson is ringin

The Girl I Fell In Love With
has a boyfriend a husband or both likes the things that i wrote and quotes them to me as she's soothing her new man's thighs never loved me that's what she told me she was confused i was her refuge from abuse or at the time she was too loose with her lips loved me before now unsure if i wait she can offer me more but i shouldnt wait because she might change her mind over time she said thinks she wasted x amount of years after she tasted the club and was touched the right way by a guy with sandals doesnt think it will work and though it hurts she has to move on after i changed to the way she wanted me to be now she's gone 2 do it 2 some1 else wants 2 b friends but doesnt think i should see any1 because i have issues after a date w/ her new man text message-- i miss u is happy wants 2 know who i'm sleeping with 'what's HIS name first?' to be honest 'bard it's none of your business.

Yeah I Got Lot Of People Mad At Me
So a few of my friends are upset at me that i wont call them back or hang out with them my best pal just called me and i told her that i was not in the mood to do anything or even talk so i guess she took it wrong and hung up right away well am still in the grieving process and this is how i deal with things i tend to push people away and deal with it on my own but sometimes it can be a bad thing too but i have said many bad things in the 2 wks since my dads passing and i hope they understand later on that i dint mean to do these things i just wanted to be left alone

A Real Man...
What a "Real Man" is...? 1. A REAL MAN respects his friends and family first and foremost in his life. 2. A REAL MAN raises his kids - not JUST out-of-pocket, either. He's a daddy, not a father, to his kids. 3. A REAL MAN supports and challenges his woman to develop herself, so she can achieve whatever she wants in life. 4. A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first, and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5. A REAL MAN doesn't kiss and tell or need his ego stroked by bragging. 6. A REAL MAN notices your hair & nails that you've had cut or done recently. 7. A REAL MAN calls you beautiful and gorgeous... not just hot, sexy, fine as fuck or fine as hell. (Fine as fuck, how thoughtful and sweet of guys! LOL!) 8. A REAL MAN calls you back no matter HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS, because he knows he means a lot to you. 9. A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. He makes his own

I Sound Needy....
I long for the warmth of someone's arms, the soft caresses, butterfly kisses along my neck and chest. The deep sighs and teasing touches. Bodies pressed tightly together, gripping one another as if one was to let go the other would disappear. No, I am not just speaking of sex but more of the act of expressing love. I miss the feeling of being wanted on every level known to man. Feeling important to one person; not them making you their world, just them putting you as one of their priorities, even just for a moment. I crave for those "just because" phone calls. Not a "just because" phone call six times a day. Just a quick hello because they missed hearing your voice. -sighs- Damn, I sound so needy....

Morphs N More
Glad everone is enjoying the morphs and reflections ive been creating here lately lots more coming soon. To those who havent checked out all the morphs ive done pop on over and take a peek. Soon on the list i will be creating tags for ppl when i get requests in for them. Also dont forget ya wanna morph or reflection or tag created let me know what ya want and i'll have it up and ready for ya.....thnx

Rules
The rules are getting more political around here, on mumming. So before you post that mumm you might want to read the rules. I am under mumm suspension again for posting about a new featcher on CT. So ............................. SUCK!

Stalker
Well it looks like My ex...Tammy the stalker has returned.She is now on CT. Her name on here is cabby2007. I know this is from her myspace page...in her blogs she says she is a cabby now at night. She has been to my ex girlfriends page...mine and Julies page. So if anyone wants to go leave her a comment about stalking feel free. I dont know why she wont go on with her life...I have. heres is her page http://www.cherrytap.com/user/939096

Starting A New Group
My CT Husband Has Started A New Group That I am The Co Founder Of It Is Called Tha Str8 Jacket Bombers if you would like to join send me a private message or send my ct husband a priviate message and we will get back to you to join here is his link to his page http://cherrytap.com/user/874972 we have had two ppl join still accepting more send us a message letting us know if you would like to join

~*~need~sum~help~*~
Whats good, muh wonderful cherriez out there..holla atcha girl..but down to business or should say a favor from all of you...see being the pickie person i am..im lookin for cool anime,fairy,dark/goth girls,wolves,fire..ect..myspace stuff...i would greatly appreciate all enquries and on anotha small note please show me sum love and ill return tha favor gladly..hope u guys have a nice nice and tha start of a nice week..holla

New Members Daily
We have started a new family called "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" in interested in joining please contact me and I will add you to the list. I have very few request if a member. ************************************************ 1. Try to help other members when they need it, like with comment bombs, rates or downraters. 2. Try to watch out for members bulletins 3. Add either "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" to your name. Or in your profile where others visiting your site can see it. 4. Have funnnnnnn , and communicate with each other. Share pic ideas and comment on pics we all like to hear comments (good i hope lol). 5. No downrating each other in public, the rest of CT does that to us LOLOL. BUT!!!! Most of all HAVE FUN and get new friends.. Here is a link to some of our members, stop by and visit there site. If interested in joining contact me and I'll get you added to list. Master of One ~Founder of "Fetish Fun Family"@ CherryTAP Slave to One ~ Fetish Fu

Art Of Life - Grand Opening
Please join us for our Grand Opening on Saturday, July 21st, 2007 at 2:00 p.m. at 18750 Oxnard Street, Suite 404, Tarzana, CA 91356. This will be an exploration for all that see, a Tattoo Lounge and Art Gallery; a place to relax, a place to meet, a place art is created and displayed. We will be having Give-A-Ways; T-Shirts and (1) Free Hour of Tattooing.In case you need a map, please click the link to the map. If you need to add your beginning address click here and Mapquest will do the rest. Check out the invitation and reply if you would like to attend!

Im A Cancer
C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing Kisser Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it

Wet Tee Contest -members Only So Come Join Lounge
CONTACT -EXECUTIONER/OWNER AND PRESDENT@ BIKERS CLUBHOUSE BAR AND GRILL A.F.F.A WE SUPPORT 81@ CherryTAPOR-SEXYSISSY~CHOPPERS FIANCEE & CT WIFE~ -LOVE MY BABY~LOVE & PRAYERS FOR JIMMY@ CherryTAPIF YOU WANT TO ENTER sladesworld196869: center>

Pucker Up & Win A Blast!
I know a lot of you have at least one pic where you are puckering.. So get your pics into her and have some fun with it.... Fireman ENTER MY ¢¾PUCKER¢¾UP¢¾ CONTEST (please repost) Send me your best shot of you puckering up for the camera. No NSFW pics....& it CAN'T be a pic of you kissing someone else. Send me a private message with your choice of photo. PRIZES will be determined by the number of comments. 1st prize BLAST, minimum 10,000 comments, number of days will be determined by the number of comments (less than 10,000 will be a big pimpin gift) 2nd prize BLAST, minimum 10,000 comments, number of days will be determined by the number of comments (less than 10,000 will be a big pimpin gift) 3rd prize Big Pimpin Gift, which one will depend on number of comments All participants will get a gift for entering No downrating or bashing other contestants. Comment bombing & self-bombing is allowed. Contest will last 10 days. Contest date

What Is Silence?
Sometimes silence can be more than just a lack of noise. There are times when silence is about having a sense of peace within ourselves. Where are inner voices aren't screaming at us 24/7. There are times when we have to have a physical silence, no kids, no TV, no phones. Just dead silence, so we can hear our own inner voices and try to determine if our insides are matching our outsides! Then there are times that we have a forced silence, when nobody is responding to us, and we are left with our own twisted fears of where that is coming from. This is when our friends, the true ones, that hold special places in our hearts, walk with us through it, and remind us to breathe. Our minds play horrible tricks on us sometimes, especially if we let our fear have free rein! That's when we have to stop, take a breathe, and remember that if we have faith and trust in ourselves and the people in our lives, the silence is only temporary, and we will come out the other side of it.

Lol
oops posted this in the wrong blog. DUH! My momma just asked me if i was pregnant. Ugh! I got a bowl of ice cream and put pretzels on it..I looked at her and said NO mother, I'm not. You actually have to be HAVING SEX to get pregnant. DUH! And she should know better, even if I was having sex - I couldnt get preggers anyways. DUH!!! Oh well - that was part of my funnyness today.

Liein Will Get U Know Where With Us.
STOP LIEIN TO URSELF BITCH! STOP ACTIN LIKE A FOOL IM HAPPY NOW AND U NEED TO TRY IT TO STOP TELLIN LIES ON ME AND ILL STOP YELLIN AT U STOP TELLIN LIES ABOUT THE ONE I LOVE AND STOP TELLIN LIES ABOUT THE ONES CLOSEST TO US! STOP TELLIN LIES OR U WILL GET WHAT IS COMING STOP TELLIN LIES AN ACTIN LIKE A FRIEND U KNOW WE ALL KNOW WHY U ACT LIKE UR IN HE DOESNT WANT U HE HAS WHO HE WANTS SO STOP TELLIN LIES BITCH AND LEARN NOT TO FRONT.... U NEED TO LEARN TO TELL OTHERS WHAT U THINK DONT TALK BEHIND OUR BACKS BITCH SAY IT TO OUR FACEU KNOW I DONT LIKE U AND I NEVER WILL U ARE NO LONGER A PART OF U AND NEVER WILL U RETURN U HAD UR CHANCE BITCH NOW ITS TIME FOR U TO LEARN U HAVE HAD UR CHANCE BITCH NOW ITS TIME FOR U TO BURN A TRAIL AND GET AWAY WE ARE TIRED OF BEING TREATED LIKE FOOLS IN UR FOOLISH LITTLE GAMES SO STOP FRONTIN BITCH AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!

Frozen By Fear
Frozen By Fear The Little Engine That Could was a story that inspired many of us as children. The story tells of a small train that was faced with a steep climb up a very large hill. Half way up the hill the little engine started to feel as though it was an impossible task. Fear set in. "Will I make it?" the train wondered. "What if I don't? What if I run out of steam before I make it? What if I'm not equipped with a strong enough engine to handle this?" The fear grew inside as his speed slowed with the climb. Soon he crawled to a stop. "I can't make it," he thought. He was gripped with fear, paralyzed by it. Then things got even worse. He was now slipping backwards. His fear was now his reality. The top of the hill was out of his reach and he would never make it. As he slid backwards he yelled out, "I don't want to fail!" Then something inside him changed. In truth he really did want to be on the top of the hill, not forever stuck at the bottom to live in it

Careful What You Agree To.......
A man left for work one Friday morning, and as everyone know's, Friday's is payday. Rather than going home after work, he decided tospend the whole weekend with the boy's just having fun. He also spent the whole check on pizza, beer and beer nuts and partying. When he finally got back home, Sunday night, he was met at the door by his very angry wife who barraged him with two hours of nonstop questions about where he was all weekend? Finally his wife stopped questioning him and asked, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two orthree days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me, honey. Whatever your heart wants." Monday went by without seeing his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by without seeing her either. Finally, when Thursday came, hecould see her a little bit out of the corner of his eyes after the swelling went down.

Close Your Eyes And You Will See
Close your eyes, and invision... You and I together, Holding each other and caressing too. As we look into each others eyes, All you can see is love. We have each other, you and me. As I hold you close All I see.... Is how sweet and loving you are to me. I kiss your lips as our promise to be together forever is sealed. We make sweet love all night long with sweet passion as the radio plays our love song.

Path Of Deception
The innocent are fed lies and hate the truth hidden beneath a world of betrayal A close mind cannot speak Or see the pains of life coming signs of evil point the way to the path of least resistance nothing in life comes easily so this path is not worth taking treason and a hollow laugh give way to desire or will the demons feed on the death of life and quench their thirst on the blood they spill

Close My Eyes
I want to close my eyes. I want the pain to all go away. A knife rips at my heart, the tears are falling. I want to close my eyes. please help me please show me the way. I am heading down the wrong path tonight. Someone please help me see the light. I want to close my eyes. I want the pain to all go away the past haunts me reminds me of what use to be. I want to close my eyes forever I want the pain to all go away. I am broken inside please say you'll be here to help me see the good because I cant see it I want to close my eyes.

The 2007 Darwin Awards
In case you don't know the Darwin Awards are an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are: .......... 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home dead of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. I

Helpin Friends Out
ok im pastin a friend plea fer help. i would appreciate it ifin yall could see it to drop by sometime before the deadline to drop comments by his pic. thanks so much to those that do help. OK I did it.. I entered this sexy tattoo contest. SO I would like to have all of you come and help me out.. And send your friends as well.. Please follow the link below and drop some comments on my pic. Thanks to all my great cherry friends for your help. And a special thanks to Lady Di for having this contest. This is my second contest and I hope I can do better than 5th this time...LOL http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=517698&i=2020739649

Short But Oh So Sweet
we've been together for a little while now i was waiting for you in the waiting room at the eye doctors wondering what was taking you so long we had plans in 15 minutes and i started getting ansy i walked back to the exam rooms and saw 3 doors 2 were open so i peeked inside no one the 3rd i knocked and hesitated. no answer. i opened the door and saw you in the exam chair. she was on her knees in front of you sucking you as you pushed her head onto your cock forcefully the look on your face told me you were close i just stood there, in awe and watched you noticed me you pull her head out of your lap and come at me you take my hand with a sly smile and lead me to her i knew it wouldn't do any good to get angry you told me to lick her nipples i did you told me to move down on her and continue licking her i did you position me to lie on the floor and tell her to feast on me she hesitates and you shove her down my legs spread she does her ass in the air and her face b

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Rain
Rain, Rain, Rain Many things come from it. Sound Water The spurt of growth. Rain, Rain, Rain It will Wash all the Pain away. With each passing day. I hear the howl of the Moon. That will come very soon. Rain, Rain, Rain.

Dark Lotus
A rap group consisting of Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze, and Anybody Killa. Their lyrics are dark and more religious than other Psychopathic Artists. The most recent Dark Lotus album "Black Rain" wasn't nearly as good as "Tales from the Lotus Pod"

The Amazing Jackel Brothers
The fifth jokers card released by Insane Clown Posse. It follows the belief that, when one dies, they will meet Jake and Jack Jeckel, a juggling duo from the Dark Carnival. They juggle human hearts between themselves, and the more sins you have commited in your life, the more hearts they will juggle. If a heart is dropped, "a pit of infinite evil shall open beneath the feet of the viewer and cast the soul into an eternity of pain and suffering". Success opens the gates to Shangri-La, the juggalo paradise. Now, Jack is the evil Twin. Jack will throw curves at Jake, "the just", attempting to see a ball drop and see the ground dissapear to release evil. This is one of the six ways of looking at yourself, the six joker's cards. "Jack, throw another, Jake, catch one more, they'll try to catch all that's in store for you.. how many souls will fall from the sky? how many souls burn wondering why?" From:"Jack Jeckel" on The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce
If I could save Time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day Til Eternity passes away Just to spend them with you If I could make days last forever If words could make wishes come true I'd save every day like a treasure and then, Again, I would spend them with you CHORUS: But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you find them I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to go Through time with If I had a box just for wishes And dreams that had never come true The box would be empty Except for the memory Of how they were answered by you (Repeat Chorus)

Pisces: The Piece Of Ass
VIRGO: The Conceited Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO: The lover Can be mean somtimes. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most ######. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u mig

Misfits - Children In Heat (live)
Children in heat They have no conscience No resistance You gotta see this big reaction No resistance Cellophane sex, a new way of life With your heart in your throat And the other alive You've been pissin', pissin' blood Pissin' blood for seven days No resistance No resistance No resistance Children in heat You can't control them Why they're away and away They're always gonna run away Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away Children in heat Are young little kindle wood I see them burning They all changed their names to Chicago No resistance No resistance No resistance Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away and away They're always gonna run away Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away and away They're always gonna run away Children in heat You can't control them Why they're running away

Demoness
Demoness Demoness of my temptation. Outlet of my creation. Leaves me in devastation. My object of infatuation. You are my the idol of my fixation. My total exaltation. I would KILL for your single touch. Yes I am fascinated much. Your bewitching looks make it such. For you I would forsake any crutch. Demoness, my idolatress. My worlds dark mistress. Has her delicious claws have me impressed. She is my soul's conquest. When I see her my world is thrust in distress. My total being is in her interest. But yet she don't know that I exist. My Empress of my sadness. I will never have you. So I will forever serve you true. Until I am due. For you will forever make me blue. I am the footstool of your affection. Though with you I will feel utter rejection. To harsh to even mention. To even feel your command of my execution. I would gladly die for your attention. Even if it was to be a misapprehension. ~Fin~ copyright(c)2006 ghostfacewarrior@hotmail.com

What Will The Porno Of My Life Be Called? Lol
The porno of angee's life will be called ... "Celebrity Strip Poker" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com THIS CRAP IS SO FRIGGING CRAZY LOL!!!

Throw Him To The Dogs
Michael Vick. That's him, folks. That's the guy. If you've been living under a rock as of late, this is the guy who's now been indicted in a dog fighting ring. His dog of preference to fight...the Pit Bull When it comes to Michael Vick it's pretty straight forward. There's nothing to debate. The man is a scumbag. If's he's guilty of all the charges, then screw him. How do you fight dogs? What kind of person would do such a thing? I could continue on in this regard but I'm sure I'd get down right irresponsible and wish the man harm. Yes, I would wish the man physical harm. I would hope that he'd walk in front of a bus and get nailed. If I read in the paper today that such a thing happened to Vick? I would not be sad. There are just some people that we all agree should endure much physical pain. I know that sounds odd and goes against most people's sensibilities, but if a terrorist were to be put into excruciating pain, would you really care? Maybe Michael Vick didn't

Mike Corrado-"on My Watch Tonight" (listen To This Song, It Touched Me Deeply)
In 1992, Mike Corrado bought his first guitar, learned three chords and started writing songs while at The Citadel. He then graduated and joined the Marine Corps to lead our nation's finest and see the world. His tours – both of duty and concert – would take him around the world, serving and performing from the North Carolina Coast to Iraq. Along the way, Mike crossed musical paths with Edwin McCain and John Mayer. Then, on September 11, the world and Mike’s band was forever changed. Mike and his fiancé, a flight medic in the U.S. Air Force Reserve, were mobilized back to active duty. In 2002, Mike continued to train with the Marines and prepare for deployment. He married his wife Kate, who soon after was called to Afghanistan. During all this, Mike penned the song "On My Watch Tonight," a story of a Marine's journey from boot camp to the front lines. In 2004, Mike re-recorded “On My Watch Tonight” and dropped off a copy to Greg Brady at WRHT 96.3 – “The HOT FM” – in North Caroli

Look At All The Family Members
We have started a new family called "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" in interested in joining please contact me and I will add you to the list. I have very few request if a member. ************************************************ 1. Try to help other members when they need it, like with comment bombs, rates or downraters. 2. Try to watch out for members bulletins 3. Add either "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" to your name. Or in your profile where others visiting your site can see it. 4. Have funnnnnnn , and communicate with each other. Share pic ideas and comment on pics we all like to hear comments (good i hope lol). 5. No downrating each other in public, the rest of CT does that to us LOLOL. BUT!!!! Most of all HAVE FUN and get new friends.. Here is a link to some of our members, stop by and visit there site. If interested in joining contact me and I'll get you added to list. Master of One ~Founder of "Fetish Fun Family"@ CherryTAP Slave to One ~ Fetish Fu

Lmao I Am None Of Them!!
ANNOUNCEMENT: Mattel has recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Long Island, NY market. They are:___________________________________________________________North Shore, Nassau County Barbie :This princess Barbie is sold only at Roosevelt Field Mall and Walt Whitman Mall. She comes with several Prada and Louis Vuitton handbags, a Guess watch, Lexus SUV and a foreign dog named "Honey". Her Glen Cove mansion and Gotti family neighbors sold separately.Manorville Barbie:The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind Star Mini-van and matching gym outfit. Included is a King Kullen grocery store and Hunter's Run or Frontier Trail Dream House When you press the button on her back she screams at her kids "Hurry up and get in the van, we have to go pick up your father up at the 6:20 train in Ronkonkoma!" Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.North Bellport Barbie:This Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, and 4 summons to appear in Islip Central Court

Best I Have Heard In A Long Time
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

Peanut Butter Ramblings...
It is Vacation time. If my bed gets jumped on one more time ( by anyone who isn't me ) I'm thinking of installing spikes. I've dodged the "mooooom I'm bored" bullet for the last time. "You're bored? Well Your boredom does not constitute my doing something with you at this time....seriously... Go pull weeds." This usually is met with a grin with raised eyebrows "Neverminddddd" and off they go. My kitchen looks like someone stood on my eves and puked down upon it. Scattering empty beer bottles and cheesecake wrappers every which way. Every afternoon it is scrubbed to gleaming, and by nightfall...well it just is fucked. I stood in the middle of it a few minutes ago. My slapped together Peanut butter sammich between my teeth as I filled my huge YODA cup up with ice. I figured the "If I don't see it, it doesn't exist" maneuver was good for this situation. And so I concentrated solely on the ice plunking into my YODA. I love Yoda. He so rocks. I don't think I would hump

In Waiting...
Just a phone call away a voice so tender and sweet Feels so warm and inviting For you my heart will beat Finding a love undiscovered that's what we both feel How to describe what it is it's just so real Close your eyes place your hand on your heart You and me you can feel from this you never want to depart You say I make you happy it's been so long since before All I do is talk with my heart I want to give you more How can this happen is this fantasy or real I've never felt like this before letting life run it's course Just to be happy that's what we want and need You say I have and done through this you will read You make me smile and happy I wonder how it feels Having you with a nice family Something that is real

To All My Friends ,fans And Family
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD IS IN A CONTEST ..COULD YOU PLEASE GO AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE...PLEASE RATE HER AND THROW HER A FEW COMMENTS IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!!! HERE IS THE LINK.. THANK YOU BUNCHES,ANGEL1111

June 22, 2007
Don't be seduced by low, low prices when you know the quality of the goods isn't up to par -- emotionally speaking, that is. Be shrewd. A bargain isn't a bargain if you end up paying through the nose to fix it later.

Nobody That You Are Mandy Moote
Nothing That You Are lyrics by Mandy Moore. Somebody told me, they saw you somewhere Somebody hold me, cause suddenly I'm a little, cold Well I must be mistaken, you for somebody else I know you all to well, or do I? [Chorus:] I heard you say We were one and the same Well wrong again I could never do those things you did to me I will be ok In time you'll fade Into the nothing that you are The nothing you are [Verse] Somebody sold me, yeah the same old story Yea yeah, yea yeah Hadn't you told me, you were there the whole time Yea yeah, yea yeah Well I must be mistaken, you for somebody else I hope you burn in hell, or do I? [ Nothing That You Are lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] [Chorus:] I heard you say We were one and the same Well wrong again I could never do those things you did to me I will be ok In time you'll fade Into the nothing that you are The nothing you are [Verse] I know your mistakes will hunt you down, eventua

Weird Things You Would Never Know!!
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!) A shrimp's heart is in its head. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. If you sneeze too hard, you ca

Georgia
So I spent the past 4 days in Georgia. Not impressed at all. I won't go into detail, because I'm sure it would piss some of you off lol, but it was a good experience for me work wise, and I am glad that I went.

Something I Believe In
As we grow up we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to let you down, probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old love did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you will never get back.

Jeffrey Dahmer:
Young man from a normal family, as far as any family under a microscope can be designated "normal," reaches puberty and starts to fantasize about sex with dead men. As these fantasies begin to take over his conscious mind, his link with the real word begin to disintegrate. He becomes more and more alienated with his family, who cannot fathom what is going on and are powerless to help him. He moves away, takes a low-level job far beneath his abilities, and starts to lure young minority men to his apartment where he conducts bizarre experiments on them, brutalizes and finally kills them. As if this were not enough, he then mutilates and decapitates them, has sex with their corpses and cannibalizes them. Inevitably, he is brought to justice, and like many men who go to prison for life, he professes to find God and embrace religion before he was killed by a fellow prisoner. But does he really or is this just one more prisoner sham?

Birthday(s) Fun
I don't think I'm ever here anymore, but anyway. Had a birthday party for Andrea and Kait yesterday. Kait's birthday was the 8th, Andrea's is the 31st. So both my lil girls are 5 right now =) Cake and ice cream pretty much. They helped me pick out their cakes and frostings and candles last week, then yesterday morning, helped me bake and decorate them. Twas lots of fun. Of course I had to hide the cakes till 6 cuz all day they wanted to eat them. My bestest friend Manders came with her hubby. My dad, of course, was there, and his girlfriend. And Aaron came too. Lots of cool stuff for them... Bikes, pony toys, purses, etc. Yep. Lots of fun. But they're growing up so fast. Unrelated to birthdays... This weekend I'm going up north for some camping fun with Aaron. Can't wait. Went up to his parents place last month, but wanna tent camp this time round. Fun times later this week =D

.tooth.fairy.dilemma.
Peanut lost a tooth. she cried...cuz she lost it while eating tacos...and swallowed it. when i asked her why she was crying...(cuz i thought it hurt) she said it was cuz she wasnt gonna get any tooth-fairy money cuz she swallowed her tooth. so...i told her to write the toothfairy a note...that says...'i lost my tooth...but i swallowed it.' and that would make everything ok... she's writing her note now...heh gotta love kids man.

A Little Fly
OK Ladies here is how to solve one of our problem A little FLY When I went to the men's room in the Schiphol Airport, in Amsterdam, I saw the fly and didn't think much about it. Now I know why it was there. Who says you can't potty train a man?

The Lust Wave Part 2
With legs split open in a missionary pose suspended in thin air, she bit the bottom of her lip as she felt what must have been an invisible thick slab of meat that pierced in and out of her tightening vaginal walls; she squirmed with each thrusting impulse. Juice spilling down the shadowed shaft of this shadowed mans balls. The shadowed figure that pumped her with forcing thrusts intensified the soreness around her Labia majora, but as big as this creature was, the pain was so blissfully accepting, as she began to surrender to the tearing of the inward fuck of lust. With her eyes closed, she lunged her head back in utter compliance with the cock pulling the orgasm through her very being. Now behind her the second shadow man grabbed a portion of her hair, and forced a pull even lower as to cause her mouth to rip open. At this precise moment as her mouth flung open she tried to yell, but now sound came out, as another thick shaft of a penis slid deep in her throat, causing this dick t

Lisasweet Wft ? I Thought You Where My Friend!!!!
this came from lisasweet i have been her friend here for a while and i was about to buy her a beer today and i got this message that i was blocked from her page Well i thought that we had a nice friendship here i would help her and SHE did the same for me since i can't tell her this i hope that any one from the earth angel stash club will pass the word on to her that SHE has BEEN CALLED OUT well i still have my C&T Stash Club family who needs a so call friend like that Error: this users permissions don't allow you to do this. if you want to add this member to your 'blocked' list, click here.Error: sorry, the users permissions don't allow you to message them. " hey...i'm not sure why, other than maybe you block gail...and in return they blocked you. I'm not really sure. Everything that went on was nothing more than a misunderstanding, that just got out of hand. I really haven't talked to lisa about it."

The Difference...
[T]he difference between left and right of center...originated in the French parliament. The people left of center were liberals; the people right of center were conservatives. Broadly speaking. And generally speaking, people on...the right of center, are interested in property values, property, property rights. The rights and the rights of property. And generally speaking again – it's all generalized – the left-of-center people are more concerned with humans and human beings and human concerns; to the care of humans, not the care and worry about property rights. That's generally been true. And Bush is pushing this country farther down the hill, faster than anyone has before. -George Carlin

When I Close My Eyes
There's so many things I didn't say And even though It may be too late I want you to know I still love you so Every car I meet Looks like your car Every movie I see You play the leading part You're on my mind Can't leave you behind When I close my eyes You're all I see In the dark of night You're in my dreams Throughout the day You're easy to find You're always there When I close my eyes In my mind I know [ When I Close My Eyes lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] You're far away But here in my heart Nothing has changed I'm still holdin' you Like I used to On a busy street In a crowded room Wherever I go It's just me and you Together again Girl it never ends When I close my eyes You're all I see In the dark of night You're in my dreams Throughout the day You're easy to find You're always there When I close my eyes You're always there When I close my eyes

For My Best Friend
I have a friend Who is perfect for me She listens to all my problems No matter how dumb they may be She likes herself for who she is And never tries to change She tells me to be myself And that I should never change She was shy on the phone But she would still call And we would talk for hours About nothing at all We would talk about love and life And discuss what we wanted to be She knew just how I felt And how happy I could be She listens to me patiently But never judges what I do or say She helped with all my problems And never went away I never once felt judged by her How much that meant to me That I could tell her all my dreams And she would listen to me My friend never goes and tells What is dear to me She keeps it all bottled up inside And doesn't spread it like a bee I am thankful for that friend of mine Our friendship will never end And she will always be there For she is my best friend

Theunloved Diaries Entry 07-25-07
If you knew it was all going to end tomorrow, How would you live today? Does life really end or does someone hit your Pause button like a lame joke of sorts. Is there someone you need to tell “I Love You”! Or better yet show them how much you Love them. Maybe you just simply need to wrap your arms around them, And say nothing at all. If so why not do it today. It’s never to late, until tomorrow comes. And someone may forget to hit your play button, Then your chance will be lost forever. TheUnLoved ® 07-25-07

Best Friends
Best friends till the end thats what we always said And now I know its true Almost eleven years down the road Still just as close to you The things we say, They hurt at times But we can never part for long And this is what I promise today Friends forever we'll stay The fights we'll have And the laughs we'll share Will only make us stronger This I swear L.U.L.A.S. forever Our bond will never sever Like a sister you are to me Always will and always have been Sometimes it appears I have a twin You always know when I am sad Calm me down when I am mad Threw love and dispair We help eachother repair Broken hearts and hurt feelings Your my remedy for Healing Best friends forever we always said And I can only hope it will never end ~KiLLer KarNi~

Chris - Very Sad
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly brok

Sorry I Have Not Written
SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITTEN FOR A WHILE, MY CAR NEEDED WASHING AGAIN. I WENT TO THE CAR WASH DOWNTOWN AND I HAD TO HAVE THEM REWASH THE CAR 3 TIMES...THEY KEPT MISSING SPOTS...SO IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME FOR A WEEK OR SO YOU'LL KNOW WHERE I'M AT. Off to the car wash again!!!!

Fubar.com Terms Of Use Agreement
fubar.com Terms of Use Agreement Updated July 17, 2007 fubar.com is a social networking service that allows members to create unique personal profiles online in order to find and communicate with old and new friends. The service is operated by fubar.com, ("fubar.com"). By using the fubar.com Website (the "Website") you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use (this "Agreement"), whether or not you register as a member ("Member"). If you wish to become a Member, communicate with other Members and make use of the fubar.com services (the "Service"), please read this Agreement and indicate your acceptance by following the instructions in the Registration process. This Agreement sets out the legally binding terms for your use of the Website and your Membership in the Service. fubar.com may modify this Agreement from time to time and such modification shall be effective upon posting by fubar.com on the Website. You agree to be bound to any changes to this Agreement when you use the S

My Laptop Crashed
HEY EVERYONE WELL LAST NIGHT MY LAPTOP CRAAAAAAAAASHED BIG TIME. I HAVE IT RESTORED BUT THERE ARE STILL SOME DETAILS I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF, USING MY FRIENDS PC RIGHT NOW AND WILL CHECK BACK IN FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN I CAN UNTIL I GET MY LAPTOP UP AND RUNNING THE WAY I NEED IT TO BE SO I CAN GET BACK ON THE AIR I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH AND I MISS YA ALREADY SO BE LOOKING OUT FOR ME MY FRIENDS. MUAHS BE BACK ONLINE AS SOON AS I CAN BABES

(hadith) Dream
The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) "The worst lie is that a person claims to have seen a dream which he has not seen." Sahih Al-Bukhari Volume 009 Book 087 Hadith number 167, Narrated by Ibn 'Umar

How Shallow We Can Be....
There was a blind girl, who hated herself coz of being blind. She hated everyone, except her boyfriend.......... One day the girl said; that if she could only see the world she would marry her boyfriend. 'they Loved each other' One day someone donated their eyes to her, then she saw everything, including her boyfriend. her boyfriend asked her; "Now that you can see,will u marry me?" the girl was shocked when she saw her boyfriend was also blind. she refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away with tears and said, "Just take care of my eyes dear..."

Sick Puppies - All The Same
I don't mind where you come from As long as you come to me I don't like illusions I can't see Them clearly I don't care no I wouldn't dare To fix the twist in you You've shown me eventually What you'll do I don't mind... I don't care... As long as you're here Go ahead tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything Do it all over again It's all the same Hours slide and days go by Till you decide to come And in between it always seems too long All of a sudden And I have the skill, yeah I have the will To breathe you in while I can However long you stay Is all that I am I don't mind... I don't care... As long as you're here Go ahead tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything Do it all o

Stone Sour - Bother
Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; my flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entries And you don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on: I'll never live down my deceit

Love You With All My Heart
From the very start It was two hearts Then it became as one Now a new life has begun A life that is shared by two And it's shared by me and you A life with lots of love And the blessings from up above A love that will last forever 'Cause we will always be together Together till death do us part I will always love you with all my heart done by christine

Now Here's Another...
Now here's another example of overprotection. Did you ever notice on the TV news, every time some guy with an AK-47 strolls onto a schoolyard and kills three or four kids and a couple of teachers, the next day, the school is overrun with councilors and psychiatrists and grief councilors and trauma therapists trying to help the children cope? Shit, when I was in school, someone came to our school and killed three or four of us, we went right on with our arithmetic. 35 classmates minus 4 equals 31. We were tough. We were tough. -George Carlin

Write The Big Man
I think anyone that adores me, needs to write Scrapper and request that I get my mumms back---I think it Bullshit that you can loose your mumms for writing about fricking band camp. I just love the Sher haters :) If myspace starts mumms or another site comes up I WILL BE GONE. This is a damn adult site but YET I can not make a mumm about BAND CAMP? FUBAR= People with jealousy issues

Im Still Around Lol
well im still around..but still havent gotten new puter yet..working on that so i can get back to my fun stuff on this site and other sites i am on....miss coming in here and seeing wat all is going on with everyone..and chatting to some of u...hopefully be back soon...fubar hugs and kisses to all my friends out there...

What Is Love......
To renounce your individuality, to see with another's eyes, to hear with another's ears To be two and yet one, to so melt and mingle that you no longer know you are you or another, To constantly absorb and constantly radiate, To reduce earth, sea and sky and all that in them is to a single being so wholly that nothing whatever is withheld, To be prepared at any moment for sacrifice, To double your personality in bestowing it- that is love.

I've Paid My Doo's
Today is a good day! Finally I'm having a GOOOOD day! I got a JOB...(I start after the kids start school) Only have to pay child care for 1 kiddo.... I know that doesn't sound so exciting for everyone else but i haven't worked in 9 years.. Ive been a stay at home Mommy.... Its about time I live my life for my self and my kiddos.. I'll be working as a care giver in an elderly home.. Which I've done in the past.. I LOVE IT!! I love knowing at the end of the day that i had helped so many people..(I get to wear my Scrubs again) Woot! This job is going to be awesome I just know it... My sister and brother in law also work there.. So its going to be a family thing.. My brother in law is the Maintenance guy and my sister is actually one of the Managers! Wo0ot again Im so excited for her because the owner is going to pay for her schooling.. Which is one thing Ive always wanted to do.. Get my CNA certification.. Then maybe? Work up to my LNP. (License Nurse Practitioner) Then maybe if i work

Thoughts
we go in to life with thoughts of hope and dreams of beauty close to unthinkable,we smile,we think,we hold dreams close to our hearts and smile .we dream of thoughts that happen everyday and hold them close inside ,always waiting for hapyness to shine down from heaven like a angels breath or a suns slow warming kiss,but some times it slips though your fingers like a warm brezze or sand .i will always wait for my angele breath and hope to feel its touch .

In Tha Booth! Just Speakin Tha Truth!
yeah its A Dot Cizzile aka St.Bizzile in tha booth if u didn't know i'm tha fuckin truth and i wasn't one of dem people sittin on dere roofs when katriana past over and came threw i was on my way to tha sushine state wit alicia fairchild and she use to be a member of my crew unfortally she try to play me like some chicken noodle soup,but fuck her i'm doin better by myself and got great health but not dat much wealth some imma hop in my stealh and fly over iraq and turn dem people into some dead shit like a super soulja cause i surpast bein just a soulja hollow tips and rang rovers.

Your Mine
i walk in watching her clean dishes,i stand there watching her body move as she gets the last dish clean.i walk up behind her grab her bend her over the table and rip her panties off,i whisper in her ear your mine lil slut as i enter her slow and deep,moving hard in and out of her tight hot pussy.i run my hands in front playing and squeezing her fine breast i moan in her ear how she burns me inside.my hips grow harder into her as my cock owns her insides.squeezing her breast hearing her moans and squeals as my hips thrust harder into her my balls slap her clit.i hold her breast firmly in my hands as my hips work in and out of her moving hard and deep.my moans fill her ear as my cock build with cum rweady to explode i moan god you are mine i own you and this is how i own my slut i pull out turn her around,i push her back and explode all over your cunt and belly as i cum up on her breast moaning loud as i cum cover her body so nicely.i look into her eyes fire burning i love you so much m

Preparing Dinner
PREPARING DINNER! Your standing in the kitchen trying to cook with nothing on but an apron, while you try to prepare dinner I slide in behind you and reach around your waist and slide my hand down your tummy and as it goes further and further down I start to kiss your neck and suck on it....then I reach your prize with one finger and start to rubb ever so slightly you forget that you are suppose to be stirring the food and get caught up in the moment and start to breath heavier,as you reach down and take my hand and start to help me find the right spots....your eyes close and your head lays back on my chest you take your other arm and sretch it around the back of my neck and start to rubb it back and forth...all the while I slide one finger inside your wet aching pussy, you are tingling all over, finally you can't take it no more you turn around and unbutton my pants, slide them down and slide my boxers down, you quickly push everything off the counter top and jump up o

Beaches-sunsets-sand
Imagine for a moment... There is a place....where cool breezes run through your hair, gently caressing your neck.The warmth of the sun shines down upon your body as if to nourish it. Soft waves roll up onto the beach playfully as you lay there without care. The sand is soft as if made of something quite different. a calming sensation flourishes deep down inside. The wind gently rustles thru the trees overhead. White doves fly in circles above because they have also found this wonderful place and do not wish to leave it. There is a total calmness and a welcomed silence that allows you to take in all of Gods beauty. The waves continue softly up onto the beach slowly touching your legs and parting to roll gently around your waist in a way that reminds you of a gentle massage. You lay, enjoying this sensation. Taking it all in. Slowly you press your back against the soft sand. It gives,just a bit,as if to accept you and comfort you. Your stomach tingles with excitement at this

Survey About My Husband
1. Who is your man? Mike 2. How long have you been together? almost 2 yrs now 3. Dating/Engaged/Married? married 4. How old is your man? 25 5. What's his middle name? Paul ?You or your man?: 1. Who eats more? I do 2. Who said "I love you" first? He did 3. Who weighs more? I do..well I just had a baby what did you expect 4. Who sings better? we both can't sing very well 5. Who's Older? I am 6. Who's smarter? He is lol...I can be ditzy sometimes 7. Who's temper is worse? both of us.... 8. Who does the laundry? me 9. Who does the dishes? Me 10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? i do 11. Who's feet are bigger? His 12. Who's hair is longer? mine 13. Who's better with the computer? I am 14. Who mowes the lawn? people around the neighborhood come by and offer to do it so they do it 15. Who pays the bills? well he makes the money to pay them but i'm the one that "pays" most of them 16. Who cooks dinner? both of

Fuckin' Cops Are Just Like This...
going to bed the other night i noticed someone in the shed stealing things. i call the police and they told me "there are no available cars in the area" and they would be a while. i hung up, called back and told them "dont worry about sending a cop, send an ambulance, i shot them. within seconds there were cops and helos EVERYWHERE!. they caught the thieves red handed! then he cops say to me "i thought you said you shot them!" to that i said "i thought there wasnt a cop available!"

Yet More Comcast Woes
I Have REALLY had it with COMCAST!!!. I am ready to go back to dial up. I know that 80% of the time I get awesome speed, but I CAN NOT TAKE MORE TIME OFF WORK FOR THEM TO FIX *******THEIR******* PROMLEM!!!!. I looked it up. They have cost me 1 WEEK OF VACATION in the last 18 months. That is almost $2000 in my work benifits pissed away for them to do what I already pay them for! (Can ya tell I am a wee bit testy on the issue??) Sorry for shouting in your folks ears, but enough is enough. If the cable modem isn't up & running in two days I am calling Verizon and Earthlink and find someone to get me DSL. I don't care even if it is 10 times slower, at least I WON'T LOSE MY JOB due to missing too much work. Thanks for letting me vent. It does make me feel better. @};-

Tropical Chicken Stir-fry
Ingredients: * 1 1/2 lbs chicken breast, cubed * 2 Tbsp sesame oil * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 1 scallion, minced * 1 can (15.25 oz) tropical fruit cocktail * 1 Tbsp soy sauce * 1 tsp ginger * 1/2 tsp paprika * 1/4 tsp turmeric * 1/4 tsp allspice * 1/2 cup orange juice * 1 Tbsp cornstarch * Salt and pepper 3 cups cooked jasmine rice Method Drain tropical fruit, reserving juice; set aside. Combine 1/2 cup reserved juice with soy sauce, ginger, paprika, turmeric, and allspice in a small bowl; set aside. Mix orange juice and cornstarch in a small bowl; set aside. Salt and pepper chicken. Heat oil in wok or large skillet over high heat. Add garlic and scallion and stir-fry for 1 minute. Add chicken and stir fry until no longer pink (approximately 1 minute). Add orange juice and soy sauce mixtures to the wok. Stir gently for about 30 seconds. Add fruit salad, cover and cook 2 minutes. Add orange juice with corns

A Little Sadness For The Evening
My cat is 16 years old and has diabetes....I need to give her insulin twice a day, but in order to do so, she has to eat first. The past few days, she won't eat. So tonight I tried feeding her again and she did not eat, so I could not give her the shots. I tried feeding her again in my mom's room and she's not doing well at all.........I think she won't last the week. Now I know a lot of you are going to say, it's her time...She's had a nice long life...But it's hard letting a pet go. Especially one you've devolved a bond with and have had since you were 13. She's the best cat I have ever had and I shall miss her terribly......Honestly, I cannot stop crying right now. The only thing that is helping me is my mom and the love of my two friends Tom and Kevin. If it were not for them right now, I would be in my bed crying again, having anxiety attacks. So, this is my blog for the evening. It's a serious one, unlike the ones I normally post. Sometimes, getting this stuff off your chest help

Just Another Fantasy....
You stand above me like a god, god’s gift to me even. I am lying on my back legs spread wide and eyes locked onto your beautiful flawless body… You pull me up a bit and my mouth meets your abs… I gently brush my wet lips over your tummy until I reach the waistline of your boxers… you laugh and I see a big smile take over your face, I think I just may have found your ticklish spot… I see the bulge in your boxers get bigger and I am so eager now to taste you… I slowly slide your boxers down to the floor I gasp at your size a lot larger than I had imagined you to be. I firmly grab your hard cock and begin to lick tiny circles around the head umm tasting your precum is a tease but I like it… and as I take you fully into my mouth you pull at me to stand… I release you and stand up facing you looking strait into your eyes, you take my hand n put it to your chest our colors look so good together your dark chocolate skin against my powder white skin, I never knew those two tones could look so

Utility Men
I discovered early on that my desire for sexual pleasure was amazing. I have had many sexual experiences, and several dwell in the back of mind frequently. This is titled utility men for a reason. I was a very volumptuous teenager. I also had already begun masturbating everyday..a couple times a day. I have also always been interested in a bit of exhibitionism. Here it is...I was home alone one day during spring break.I didnt get to go anywhere and was quite bored. WEll we had a storm the night before and our electric had been flickering on and off. I decided to look outside and noticed there were two utility men working on the lines close to the house. I was horny..wanting to feel that tingling feeling between my thighs. I went into my bedroom and changed into a thin,white tank top and a pair of cut offs. My breasts looked delicious..large areola's and stiff nipples. The cutoffs were a little tight in the crotch but ,having something between my pussy lips rubbing was just what i ne

Blah Blah Blah
So, I am sitting here at 3AM, wondering why the hell I am still awake...And it dawns on me that I am awake because my mind refuses to shut the hell up. Thinking is becoming my downfall.And it's not just one thing, Oh no that would be too easy. It's a little bit of everything all jumbled together and trying to get out in new ways.. Although sometimes I do have some pretty strange thoughts come out of it.. But thats not the point.. I want to go to bed, but I just lay there, going over the day in my mind, thinking what I should have done that I didn't do, and why did I do what I did do? Confused? Try being me..LOL I did manage to make sense of some of the rambling with my dragon poem/story that I posted earlier. That took me a while to write which isn't normal for me. But wait, define normal..LoL...No such thing if you are talking about me. Ok enough rambling and randomness.. Time for some music, singing out loud and off key, and dancing with the mop...Catch y'all laterz!!!

Ejp Summer 4x4 Bash
EJP's Summer Bash Has Just Got Better! Saturday, August 4th This year's Bash is going to be the biggest and baddest one yet. This event is open to all 4x4 Jeeps/trucks, and spectators. You can bring your 4x4 and try out all of the different obstacles... Mud pits, obstacle course, hill drags, and RTI ramp. This event is for all experience levels. Experienced drivers: Come out and have some fun. Drivers that are new to four-wheeling: Don't worry, there will be people at each event to help you out, and a tractor to pull you out WHEN you get stuck. If getting dirty isn't your thing, we are also having a Show 'n Shine. Trophies will be given out for categories like: Best-in Show, Most Trail Ready, Muddiest, Ugliest, etc. As the offroad events wind to a close, there will be two AWESOME local bands playing: Moneyshot and Next of Kin! Once the sun goes down, there will be overnight camping and a bonfire. See www.eriejeeppeople.com for more details!

Its Gettin Hot In Here
hmmm... wonder why I like this song... :) "I am getting too hot I wanna take my clothes off" I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious Uh, flirtatcious, tryin to show patience Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know) Waitin for the right time to flash them keys Then um I'm leavin, please believin Oh, Me and the rest of my heathens Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons Penthouse, roof top, birds are feedin No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve and, no teasin I need you to get up up on the dance floor Give that man what he askin for (oh) Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (ah, ah) And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use (I said) Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes I am gettin So hot, I wanna take my clothes off Oh Let it hang all out Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models I see you drivi

Demand My Outlaw Johhny Rodes
If this does not appear in some windows, please go to www.myspace.com/johnnyrodesoutlawband its on Johnny page and demand him in your town, feel the heat its Johnny Rodes ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Johnny Rodes Outlaw Band Date: Jul 31, 2007 10:23 AM

Three Days Grace - Pain
Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know That you're wound

Easiest Quiz
Subject: Easiest Quiz World's Easiest Quiz You require only 4 correct answers to achieve a passing grade. 1. How long did the 100 year war last? 2. Which country makes Panama hats? 3. From which animal do we get catgut? 4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5. What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7. What was King George VI's first name? 8. What color is a purple finch? 9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

Well Reading The Regulations On The Mumms
Well the mumms have taken a turn for the worse, with the new regulations posted to keep drama down, which once again I state, the points added to them is what killed the mumms. Oh well, it happens it's not my site, I have no say in what goes one in this site, but I will say this I won't be doing as much mumming as I used too since they want to keep mumms pure but don't regulate it like they mean it. I see no point in the mumms that are going to be really horrible polls, childish at that even. I loved the MuMMs for some of the debates you can get on because most of the time the ones who would respond to those questions gave great insight onto different views, so if ct could make a section for those that all members can view, and be discussion topics, without the need of points then maybe this site would stand out again.

Old But Funny
I wrote this awhile back but i still think its hilarous and decided to share it with you. Who knew while hungover i would be so entertaining. hope you enjoy! OK so i have learned i dont recover well from a night of drinking!Here i sit @ 7am in my flannel pj's (shirt wrong side out and i don't give a fuck) with the worst hang over I've ever had in my life. Wondering why i do this to myself. Then it hits i do it cause its fun while its happening and remind myself Tylenol will be my best friend for the better part of the day. I am pretty sure i atleast kept my clothes on while in public ( not positive though)! Not that some articles where not open at one point or another but they stayed in place ( as far as i remember), Till i got home and climbed in bed the first time. Friends showed up and wanted to continue partying so basicly i was adultnabbed. While there i had a feeling something was missing ( ever get those?) I'll be damned i got redressed but didnt put my underclothes back o

Beware The Beast Within
He lives in my subconscious. I've seen not hide nor hair, but sometimes when I'm quiet I feel him lurking there He wants to fuck your pussy then stick it in your bun. He wants you on your knees to clean it with your tongue. He wants to put you on his lap your pretty butt turned up. To play the drum upon it until you take the cup. Your master he would be He wants to make you do. To squat when he says shit. To make you take a few friends to bed to lick each other's slits He wants to watch,then join you in an orgy of submission. He won't believe in sin. So let me warn you ladies that when you show some skin or laugh at pats and gooses, beware the beast within.

Wow...good Prizes For This One!
This contest is worth getting excited about..... Im giving away I months VIP & a 3day blast to first place.....But wait,Im also givin away yet another 3 day blast to second place,along with party time gifts of trophies to 1st second and third.....Interested yet??? Send you photo link via private message to me and hurry cause contest begins Friday August 3rd at 700 pm and will end on Saturday,August 11th... Be a VIP for a month & Fubar blast for 3 days..... Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrating or abussive commenting the competition...if caught , you will be disqualified 5.Send your pic via private message,please no nsfw pics,they will not be used 1st Prize: a 1 months VIP & a 3 day Fubar blast 2nd

If You're Online
please vote! Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

Friends
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON! People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come t

Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Sex Ed
"Come on boys let's take our seats and settle down," Helen Boyer said to her class of twenty two boys, "we've got a lot of things to cover this afternoon, so let's get cracking!!!" "I heard from the girls that you got a little bit side tracked during fifth hour," one of the boys in the back row cracked, "do ya think we can have the same kind off fun!?!" There was tittering all over the room and Miss Boyer had to use her ruler on her desk to restore order, but she ignored the question and told the boys to open their books to page two fifty two!!! "Oh, man," Billy Ford opined, "never liked 'em, and never will use one!!!" "I assume that you're referring to our subject for the day, which is condoms," Miss Boyer asked smoothly!?! "That's right," Billy shot back quickly, "I'm strictly a bare back rider, no glove for this boy's dick!!!" There was a smattering of applause and a few "way to tell her's" from some of the other boys in the room, so Helen Boyer let them have their say, but as soon

Setting
i set here in my room and missing you like hell. wondering if you will ever talk to me again. wish everything can just rewind and none of this stuff ever happened. i really do u wish u could see that u knew how i felt why did u say that i didnt care when i did and still do. everything i said to you was the truth i would of never lied to you ever it wouldnt be me if i lied. it is disrespectful to lie lies hurt people,, but truth hurts to. the way i feel is real and i know it is it aint no faze it fo real.

Penis Jokes
Voodoo Penis A business man was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wood

Sweet Time
YOU SAY YOU LOVE SOMEONE,AND THAT'S FINE, EVEN IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE DON'T RUSH THINGS, SLOW DOWN,TRUE LOVE TAKES TIME, IF YOU HURRY THEN YOU MIGHT NOT GET WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IN THE LONG RUN, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LONELY, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW MY DEAR FRIEND, AND BE SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT, OR YOU COULD GET HURT AGAIN,AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT HAPPEN CAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU.

Supporting Your Troops......
Well How can the american people say that they support the troops??? 1st you have to support the commander-in-chief..... no one say's you have to like him. show the troops you support them and support the commander. (thats the president). remember u voted for him and if you did not then shut the fuck up and vote next time. Second you have to support the troops mission.... no matter where it is. hello ppl know what the mission is. we have soldiers serving in harms way all over the fuckin world. soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines die fuckin daily to give you the right of freedom, the freedom of speech, the freedom to party ur ass off on a friday night.. do you know we have troops in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Egypt, Bosnia, Kosovo, Korea, the horn of Africa, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Cuba and fuckin places that even i dont even know.. and they cant even tell their families or have not even spoken to them in months....... yes troops die daily, but do u know that an average 1500

Shower Me
I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers i kiss the palms of your hands then start to lick slowly each finger teasing ,tasting i pull you along with me as we enter the bathroom as you notice the shower is already running i reach for your belt buckle to undo this so i can slide my hands in your waste line then i slide your shirt up over your head then my mouth trails your stomach and i bend lower to remove your pants and i reach my knees my mouth brushes the top of your member lips lightly grazing the head tongue gracefully sliding down the shaft then i grasp your member with my lips as i take you all in feel the water splash on my back as you grab my hair between your hands i let the whole of your member fill my wanting mouth slowly moving it in and out loving the taste of your reaction is heaven to me i slide up as the steam starts to fill the room you grab me close an kiss my lips then you turn me around so that i am now facing the wall my arms are br

Celibacy
I have taken a vow of celibacy until I can find a guy who is actually worth sleeping with. No more losers, creeps, or dirt bags. No more giving into temptation or lust. It's much too easy to do so. I'd rather work for something real, something definite. This doesn't mean no dating or meeting guys, just new ways of having fun.

Todays 08/aug/07
Today is best spent in one place, or within a fairly tight radius. If you need to head out into the world, it's best to keep your trips short and sweet. Things pick up in a big way by tomorrow afternoon. i have no idea how to read these can someone help?

Hey
I feel that this is nessesary now that I am married, as my other blog says and more, I want to be friends not a fuck buddy, your nudes are welcome to me BUT you don't have to show them, but the more of you that I see the better for me to talk to you, holl back at me or say hi and say hi to my wife godess or ashleigh you will know when you see her

I Dont Understand It
why is it that some people in this world just dont want to be happy. they do things to themselves to purposely make their lives miserable. i know this kid that has so much potential..hes insanely smart. he dropped out of highschool, decided it wasnt for him, hasnt tried to get his ged, and doesnt plan on going to college, his dad is willing to give him a brand new gar if he just gets off his ass and gets his ged but nope. hed rather rely on other people to drive him around. then he has the balls to complain about how shitty his life is. he comes to parties bleeding everywhere from carving random crap into his arms. it really makes me sad. i know this kid has a good heart and a lot of potential but it just doesnt matter to him. why cant he just try and be happy. look at me, ive just lost my best friend in the world. my mother. the one person whose always been there for me through thick and thin. when my dad was trashed and taking out his frustration on me shes the one who would save me.

Pork Chops With Fennel
Pork Chops marinated in pastis, then braised with fennel. INGREDIENTS: * 4 3/4-inch pork chops * 2 fennel bulbs, sliced lengthwise into 1 x 1-1/2" strips * 4 sprigs of fennel leaves (cut the from the above bulbs) * 1/4 cup pastis (Pernod or Ricard) * 2 Tablespoons olive oil * 1-1/2 cups chicken stock * salt & freshly ground black pepper PREPARATION: 1. Marinate the pork chops: In a shallow glass baking dish, large enough to hold the chops in a single layer, place the 4 sprigs of fennel leaves. Place a chop on top of a fennel sprig and sprinkle the pastis over the chops.Cover with plastic wrap and marinate 2-3 hours in the refrigerator, turning them every half hour. 2. Preheat oven to 350°F. 3. In a flameproof casserole, heat the oil over med-high heat. Remove the chops from the marinade, discarding the fennel but reserving the rest of the marinade. Pat the chops gently dry, then sauté in the oil about 8-10 minutes per side. Adjust the hea

Black-eyed Waitress
About three years ago, I was sitting in a local coffee shop in lousina during a little road trip. The restaurant was empty except for me and the night waitress. She was really pleasant and talked a lot; she was offering places to check out while I was in town and seemed amazingly astute. In fact, she seemed almost prescient, even guessing my age almost to the day and month and even certain things that I was actually planning to do the next day. It was so light-hearted, I thought I really lucked out by meeting a easy-going, smart young lady quite out my my normal way. At closing time, she went to the back to, I guess, put some cash in the safe or something. As I was sitting there wondering what time I wanted to get up and hit the road again the next day, I momentarily thought I might even invite her for a few hours of "R&R." I decided instead to just remember the store and next time I passed through the area, to remember to stick my head in a say "hi" (no reason, I just wanted to pl

Where Can I Find It Lol
Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, thought after, and missed By the one you love, And they know that you love them back. That is Love.

Quick Fuck
Use me. Please don’t cover my body With tender kisses. Use me. No foreplay or sweet words Whispered in my ear. Use me. Lift my skirt right here. Pull my panties to my ankles. Push me down roughly On top of your desk. USE ME! Bend me over so that My breasts are crushed, My hair falling in my face, To the unyielding hardness. The cold top is in complete Contrast to your hard, hot cock As you enter me boldly, deeply, Completely. My needs are unimportant right now, Only that you use me as you wish. Fuck me…here…now. Spill your cum then turn And walk away Leaving me wanting more.

Right Before Death
Many years have come and gone since I laid upon the table with a knife cutting on my body.And many roads have I travelled.I have been apart large cities,and in the middle of small towns.I have come across the world,and seen many empires.Friends have always been apart of me that,never changed.Once a day,once a night,a month,or a year we get together and talk about how life has been treating the other over a cup of coffee,a glass of tea,or a cold beer.And lovers that come a dime a dozen.A kindred spirit.A soul mate. But until here recently . I found My heart and soul.I have came across few I didnt like and some that will always be my rock.I have lived and died over and over again.Some choices was good,and some bad.But,the good did outweigh the bad.Times has been dark and grim,and full of sunshine all wrapped up in one.I have set at the tables with the rich and powerful,And fed my children bologna sandwiches for Christmas.I have walked the street in the cold winter and open the door to a

Runaway
All the pain you caused me All the tears I shed as I laid down in the darkness All the time I wasted on someone who was evil All the stress I endured do to your hands All the closeness I lost with in myself All the family I deserted due to your game All the loneliness I felt at your hands All the time I wasted hoping it would change All the breaks I felt as you pushed me down the stairs All the tears I shed as I iced my wounds All the times I felt like I was worthless because you said I was All the lies I believed You think I would not survive would you? Guess what, I am happier now than I have been in 10 years. You can do the math a thousand ways but you cannot erase the facts. I am not scared just changing. You think I care but I don’t? All respect was lost the day you put your hands on me. Cry little baby that you lost me, live with yourself and what you could have had. I don’t play your rules, I make my own. You talk real loud but you don’t say any

Not Sure????
I cry in my own hell waiting for the answers that will never come All the hurt, pain and lies you gave me made me believe I was worth something to you When does this pain end? Do I have to sell my soul again and again to feel something? You took my pain and used it against me to make you feel better about your troubled soul I loved with everything I had, made me feel something superficial inside Still waiting for the day I can be at peace with my sins and acceptance of myself I remember holding on to your leg when you came home from work I remember you telling me I was special I remember you consoling me when I was upset I remember you telling us you had enough food for yourself and we had to make our own I remember the nights when you would pace the floor on your hands and knees looking for that crumb that you might have missed before Do you understand the impact you have had on my life? Do you even care that I am an addict just like you? Explain to me why your

The Ultimate Advancement
unfortunatly we are unable to put a cap on who and whom may not procreate a subject not to be taken lightly in the least. one may say that procreation itself is the ultimate sacrifice but when it comes down to it the real ultimate sacrifice is the life that a parent gives the child.im not saying that one must be rich or spoil a child in any way. i am merly saying that people do not always take into consideration the full aspect of a child as a whole and all the naccesities that come with it. i believe that people do not take it seriously enough ...in fact i know they dont.a friend of mine today asked me please dont be the person that screws up your the last friend i have that hasnt fucked up please dont. i told him if and this is a huge IF! if i ever do decide to procreate it will be in a time and a place where i can provide a stable home and financial security for said child, because i refuse to bring someone into this world if i wont be able to give them at least a minescule chance

The Bubble Bath
“The Bubble Bath” As I stand in the doorway looking through the soft light of the two dozen or so candles that surround the over sized Jacuzzi, I can see the relaxed expression on your face as you lay in the warm water of your favorite bubble bath. The candle light accents your features as you let your mind wander to who knows where. You are not aware of my presence, of me watching you, picturing your perfect skin beneath the bubbles. How your breasts are just breaking the surface every time you take a breath and how the cool air makes your nipples stand out. I know how much you like me to suck them and let my tongue tease them sending waves of passion through you. I remember last night how turned on you were while I worked on your nipples and how the rate of your breathing increased the longer I sucked and played with them. How you would hold the one I was paying attention too at the time as if to hold it in just the right place so you could get the maximum sensation

Brown Eyes
Either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Great in bed. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love.Is not the kind of person that you want to piss off.

Kinky Things I Would Say To 2 People (h And F)
I am SUCH a naughty girl, I need a spanking, I would LOVE for Hugh Larson or Fathom Bjergum to SPANK THIS ASS. (Yummmmmy!) Hot Myspace Comments Hot Myspace Comments Hot Myspace Comments Hot Myspace Comments Hot Myspace Comments

Why Do Ppl Play Head Games
dont ppl who play head games know that even though they think thier sneaky and pulling the wool over the eyes of the ppl they r playing them on, sooner or later they will find out the truth and all the head games will come full circle and bite them on the ass ten fold? mark my words, thier r ppl playing head games with me as i speak. dont think im not onto the games.it will come back to u. i promise u that

Come Show Me Some Mad Love!!
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