George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain
scan. The doctor said, "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you.
First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and
the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had
two sides to their brain?"
The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very
unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the
right side there isn't anything left."
