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New Poem "waking Up To A Coma."
memories crash through my mind like the waves touching the shore pale and cold i'm drowning once more swallowing water until my lungs break falling asleep just to awake i remember the night of the stabbing red and vivid like christmas mistakes brought to murder killing the kid you had eyeliner as black as the night you asked me how i thought you looked they were words i just might have spoken more if i had the chance perhaps in time we missed our chance your eyes were blue like the last glimpse of sky the times i cam so close but did not die i lingered on the thought of you with your fishnet shirt and when i kissed your forhead as tears streamed down your face as you dwelt on pain before i entered into your mind dressed as a cold dark idol i wore a tie and a white dress shirt trying my bvesdt to refrain i was labeled as a possession by a jealous man who knew hat if we had a moment we would have done it if we can your scars and mine placed by a man gone insane frail an
Happy Yule Patti
first i wanna thank all the members who worked hard to make the hott bombers work!! due to lack of participation hott is folding!!!! bdc
Acdc-the Furor
Kick the dust, wipe the crime from the main street Await the coming of the lord Hangin' round with them low down and dirty Bringing order from the boss What's the furor 'bout it all Leave you pantin', bust your balls Kicked around, messed about, get your hands dirty On the killin' floor I'm your furor I'm your furor, baby [Come on, yeah] Friend of mine, cross the line to a new state I can shake the law Find a mine, gonna build me a new place No knockin' door to door I'm your furor I'm your furor, baby What's your furor I'm your furor [Yeah, yeah, yeah] Bring on the furor [c'mon] [Well] I'm your furor What's your furor [Baby] Feel the furor I'm your furor baby I'm your furor What's your furor baby Feel the furor You're my furor I'm your furor I'm your furor -------------------------------- I'm your Fuhrer, baby! Heil!
Remembering Victoria
Remembering Victoria REMEMBERING VICTORIA Life may deal us some unexpected blows, sometimes, which completely blindside us. The day can begin absolutely normal for us. Granted, each person's definition of normal' will vary from one individual to another. When we get up in the morning our minds are clear and all the thoughts from the previous day are, for the most part, abolished. We get up with a new attitude, hope and outlook for the day. We expect this day to be, somehow, better than the last; if in fact the previous day was harsh. But we don't give up hope. There is always hope. I remember one particular day so vividly in my mind. It's a day I will never forget. Even if I tried too, my co-workers won't let me. Someone needs to remember; and I may be the only one who does. Besides, I don't think I would want to forget. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me that I am human, that I have a heart, and that I am not the stone-hearted bitch I thought I had become. I reported for m
Boobies -vs- Willies
family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration
Well, just heard from the doctor and the yolk sack that is missing from my baby is what makes up the central nervous system and brain for the baby... meaning i would lose it in a few months or have a stillborn. So this friday i am going into the hospital to have it removed. then i can concentrate on the other things that are going on in my body, oh goody... thanks to all my friends and please keep me in your prayers, i really think it is helping :) love to all, suzy
Remembering Victoria
Remembering Victoria REMEMBERING VICTORIA Life may deal us some unexpected blows, sometimes, which completely blindside us. The day can begin absolutely normal for us. Granted, each person's definition of normal' will vary from one individual to another. When we get up in the morning our minds are clear and all the thoughts from the previous day are, for the most part, abolished. We get up with a new attitude, hope and outlook for the day. We expect this day to be, somehow, better than the last; if in fact the previous day was harsh. But we don't give up hope. There is always hope. I remember one particular day so vividly in my mind. It's a day I will never forget. Even if I tried too, my co-workers won't let me. Someone needs to remember; and I may be the only one who does. Besides, I don't think I would want to forget. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me that I am human, that I have a heart, and that I am not the stone-hearted bitch I thought I had become. I reported for m
Defective Pants?
Defective Pants? So about 6 months ago i bought a pear of pants at steve and barrys they were about 10 bucks or so (cheap i know but hey) So today i go to put them on and a rivet pops out by the pocket.. ok i thought no big deal and then i find the zipper is not locking so Im catching a nice breeze there.. So i was like weeeelll ill call corprate see what my options are knowing that A)I dont have a reciept and B) I bought em 6 months ago So i call and tell the english as a second language lady (god i hate that) my delemma She tells me just go to the sore and return them i laughed at and said wait you want me to go there with out anything and be like my pants broke gimmie another pair? she said yes cause there defective.. i said ok thinking in the back of my head there gonna be like buy a new pair ya cheap bastard... needless to say i called and there gonna get me some new pants.. Sweet
To Git R Done Family
For the forseeable future my shoutbox will be limited to my family. Its not to say that I dont like speaking to everyone that comes to my profile and says hi, its just I get swamped with 30 and 40 people trying to talk to me at once and it gets hard to try and keep up. So to fix that I've set my Shoutbox to family only. If you wish to talk to me via shoutbox then refer to my first blog. Also dont be shy to send me an email. It might take a while to get back to you, depending on how much mail I get but I will get back to you. Thank you all.
Chimps Outperformed College Students In Tests
Dec. 18, 2007 -- A college education doesn't give you much of an edge over a monkey when it comes to doing some basic arithmetic, according to a study released Monday that underscores the surprising mental agility of our simian relatives. In a rapid fire test of mental addition, monkeys performed almost as well as college students, showing they're no slouches when it comes to number crunching. "We know that animals can recognize quantities, but there is less evidence for their ability to carry out explicit mathematical tasks, such as addition," said Jessica Cantlon, a researcher at Duke University Center for Cognitive Neuroscience in Durham, North Carolina. "Our study shows that they can." The study in the Public Library of Science Biology comes just a couple of weeks after Japanese researchers revealed that young chimps outperformed college students in tests of short-term memory. The young chimps surprised the Japanese investigators by being able to retrace pattern
I do not see the rating cherries on any members!!!
Help Please
i need to level can anyone help me please?
Happiness :)
Weeee! Got my doctor's appointment today... everything is good! Heart rate was good and the baby kicked at the doppler! hehe. It was a really short appointment which is cool. I had a list of stuff that I wanted to bring up and I'm glad I didn't freak out when each thing happened- since it's all normal. My blood pressure was lower then it had been in the past, which is good. It's also suprising since I was so pissed off earlier. It was to the point that I was shaking. Gladly though I did calm down and I'm definately going to think things through before I decide how I'm going to handle this. I don't want to barrel into something with out thinking it through and understand exactly what I want to say. Anyways, I found out my ultrasound is going to be at my next appointment (January 17 for those curious.) I hope this next month goes as fast as this last one has.. I can't wait! *giggles* XOXO
Best Prank Ever
OMG.... I just heard the finniest story and HAVE to share this... apparently this is the best prank ever. Someone ..who shall remain nameless... had a gay ad posted about him somewhere with his phone number, and called my room mate thinking it was her. OMG I need to know who did this they deserve a night out on me! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard.. I have been laughing non stop.. damn i wish i would have come up with something like that.. it is priceless.. so whoever you are please let me know and i will gladly take you out to dinner myself! I LOVE YA!!!!! LMMFAO
a quote from dr samual lumis of the movie halloween" evil is real and is in the form of the most innocent eyes" evil can be stricken from a person but a child is neither good nor evil because it knows no better and once a child is shown how good evil feels he wil become pure evil over time evil does exist but not in one form but many these are the self holdings we find relivent god is but a name for a great being no one religion is correct all are based on one thing being kind to your fellow man no mater his or her religion we are human and have faults religion is an idiocracy used by people to find solance in ones self and his or hers life and beleifs we use religion as an excuse not a salvation when you do harm unto yourself or a nother you ask foregiveness of your god or your devil or your enemy it only alows you to find solance and self evidencing salvation i am no scholar but i am a phelosepher in my owne righthence forth religion is both good and bad no matter the religio
"I do beseech you of your pardon for too much loving you." -William Shakespeare "To love at all is to be vulnerable." -C.S. Lewis "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, it was never meant to be." -author unknown "Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars." -Christopher Marlowe "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is wing'd cupid painted blind." -William Shakespeare "You never lose by loving. you always lose by holding back" -Barbara De Angelis "All you need is love." -John Lennon "I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson "People love others not for who they are, but for how they make us feel." -Irwin Federman "Love is not what we become, but who we already are." -Steven Levine "Love is patient
Rattling The Brain
So I am sitting here thinking of the potential relationships I coulda had recently. The sappy songs playing prolly ain't helping. I've always said I am a hard person to deal with. I haven't always been this way. I guess from past failed relationships and years of living my life around work, my kid and putting any type of a personal life on the way back burner, I have become the way I am. I have become extremely demanding and impatient in my personal life. For some stupid reason I seem to want to define things or know exactlly what is going on. I hate the whole waiting thing where you gotta wait for the other person to figure things out. I've also said I am my own worst enemy when it comes to potential relationships. I don't know what else to say. My mind is full of rambling thoughts and I wish to type and type on and on, but some stuff in my head just pisses me off. I guess that's the controlling part of me, I hate not being in complete control of my emotions. I hate that someone
To All Members, Guests & Staff of Storm's Haven: The first person to bring in 15members to Storm's Haven will get 45k Fu-Bucks. Make sure to tell the new members to let me know who invited them. And once I get my finances straightened out, I'll buy that same person a one day blast. Get out there and get us some more members to join our family!! lol Storm.
I'm Done!!
Well people, I have had it!! I am tired of Fubar causing issues in my personal life. Mari and her friends and finally drove me over the edge. They have decided to take some very personal pics that I sent to her, and put them in a Homosexual Wanted add with my cell phone number. I have a new girlfriend now, and I don't want this to ruin my relationship. Mari still has a private folder with pics of me that she refuses to delete. Look at my page, I have nothing of her on it. She has shown that even though she is with another man, she still is not over me. Unless someone can give me a good reason to stay, I will be deleting my account once my VIP is done. payneja01
Why Can Life Be So Depressing???
So as I sit here today I am thinking of why I am in a really emotional mood. I am beginning to believe I must be going thru a life change yet again. I feel like I could cry at the drop of anything today. Why does life have to hurt so much sometimes?? I am 38 years old and trying to figure out if the choices I have made lately have been wise ones or not? I am truly tired of people lying to me, and catching them in them. I am very tired of wanting things I will NEVER have, and most of all I am just worn down. I am sure I will be fine in a few days, I am very famous for bouncing back from things like this, but for now I am gonna go sit and pout. Hope u all are well.
Bored Beyond Belief
I had knee surgery the day before thanksgiving and will be off work until no earlier than the first week of January. Sitting in this house, raining outside, bored out of my mind. So, I thought to myself, why not write a boring blog for people to read or ignore. And here it is. However, I really have been able to keep up with old episodes of ER. Which it turns out, has become one of the things I really look forward to. From 10am to noon, that is what I do. Anyhow, I hope everyone has a great holiday and remember me, sitting here bored, day after day. I will write more soon, count on it. Boring or not.
I crave the taste of your mindnumbing lips pressed tightly against my own, while we are making out my hands eagerly roam. Your body is my playground, a land of endless joy, your divine breasts deserve to be my 2nd favorite toy. Your exqisite derrier, is fun to play play with like putty in my hands. I would kill, or destroy most anyone or any thing for the chance. I want to eat you, like tomorrow will never come, I am not going to stop till your way more than done. 5 hours later your sexually exausted, yhen its time to play making love to you my girl, all the live long day. after the bone, we get on the phone to see if our friends are home. We call over she, we call over he, we play naked twister to get on our sexual bond. Time has come for coors light, maybe gonna spark the flames tonight. Quarters can be fun to play, the losers have to strip something away. You and he, she and me then we switch to she and he, and you with me, then we watch you and she making us all very happ
So today Dr. Dave asks me… "Have you had your lunch yet?" to which I reply "it just now started… but as to my actual physical lunch no, I have not had lunch yet." I gotta give him props for his answer… "so that means you can have your lunch and eat it too." Hee hee hee, I love it!
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Well it is almost upon us! One more week till Christmas. Got all your shopping done? Anyone have a good plans for the holidays?
For Neenee
The Queen needs more friends and fans Lots and LOts of LOVE....come check her out, and leave some love while your at it NeeNee Da Queen - Happy Holiday's!@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by ♥ JeNn ♥ Door Girl for Centerfolds♥The Sisterhood♥@ fubar
Rainy Days And Cars
What is up with this? Can anyone just drive the damn car? I don't understand why the blinker lever is so elusive to some people. I for one, would love to know if you are going to turn, or get in front of me, and if you get in front of me, you better be doing my speed or faster. And if you are going slower than everyone else, you need to stay in the lane all the way to the right. Not only is it polite, but it is the law. Also, If you can't go 60, then take the back roads, we are on the freeway because we need to get where we're going quickly. And if you can't drive in the rain, stay home, call in sick, whatever. Don't get out on the road and create a bunch of road rage. One more thing.....learn to merge. One car at a time, it isn't that difficult. If you can't figure it out, give up your license and take the bus. OH.......and use the acceleration and deceleration lane for what it is for. You should be able to be doing the speed limit at the end of the ramp, and likewise, y
My Destiny
"My Destiny" I have always dreamed of this I'll admit that there was something I missed Wonderin' if it is for real Every mistake, every wrong turn Every time I lost my way Led me to this, moment of bliss, tonight [CHORUS:] With you, finally I can break free With you, I saw a changing in my destiny Dream come true, it's so funny now that I see How different life turned out to be You were always by my side That you believed in me was enough reason why I didn't stop, didn't give up Even if I sometimes lost hope I did my best, and I am blessed In life [CHORUS:] With you, finally I can break free With you, I saw a changing in my destiny Dream come true, it's so funny now that I see How different life turned to be Can I get any higher Tell me, does it get any stronger? I owe it to you, that I made it through I never could've done it, without you [CHORUS:] With you, I can break free, yeah With you, I saw a changing in my destiny Dream come true, it'
Friendship . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart
Are You Hot This X-mas
I am and I'm riding your way if you have been Naughty RATE MY PHOTOS
Attention All Staff Members
Storm's Haven needs you to help promote, to help keep it going when I am not around by posting blogs, bulletins, etc. Sharing the lounge *button up right corner of the lounge* Please, if you can help, please do...if not, let me know. Storm.
Re: Rockefellers "joked" About Controlling The World
RE: Rockefellers "Joked" About Controlling The World ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 18 Dec 2007, 19:09 Rockefellers "Joked" About Controlling The World The elitist Rockefeller sons would sometimes "joke" about which parts of the world they would each control according to biographer Peter Collier, carving the world up into different thiefdoms. Collier's admission that there was "something really behind the joke" is an understatement considering the revelations of the late Aaron Russo about what Nicholas Rockefeller told him.
well again this is the fourth time they have ahd probs with the all the rates have been acting up and now they arent working at all they are gone i know they are prolly working on them, im puttin my profile on invisible and leave here for a while till they get their act straight and get things working
Show Me The Luv!!
I just added sum stuff, so feel free to rate and leave comments!!!
Lesson For Today...
... when you donate blood make sure to eat during the day or your body will not like you. Class dismissed
If You Had Me Alone
I like deep fried pickles.
Dreams Dreaming about you and me, waking up and knowing it ll never be. You are always in my dreams, I dont know why, or what it means. My dreams are filled with thoughts of you, Us together, someday two Patti
Sad Love Quotes...
Sometimes you love something so much that it hurts to leave it, but you must. Sometimes it hurts too much to hold on to that thing you love. And sometimes you let go of what you love because it hurts, but then just sometimes... you get it back and live happily ever after. * * * * * * * * * Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean? * * * * * * * * * When you are in love and you get hurt, it’s like a cut... it will heal, but there will always be a scar. * * * * * * * * * May God put a spell on you... so you won’t forget me. * * * * * * * * * Whenever I cried he would always make me feel like he would change the world if he could so it couldn't hurt me anymore. But now I’m crying and he's not here * * * * * * * * *. You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel. * * * * * * * * *. When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will
Once A Marine
Hi, i know i have not posted in a while but ive been busy. Hubby kicked me out and said i have never loved you. WOW! what a smack there, but life has brought me the best guy i could ever ask for. NOW MY SON CALLS AND TELLS ME HE IS GOING TO TALK TO A MARINE RECRUITER AND MAY REENLIST SAYS HE MISSES IT. HE HAS ONLY BEEN OVER SEAS 3 TIMES. THIS SCARES ME TO DEATH BUT I AM ALWAYS PROUD OF HIM. I HOPE HE MAKES THIS DECISION ON HIS OWN AND NOT LET ANYONE TALK HIM INTO IT. BE SAFE SON MOM WILL ALWAYS WORRY "ITS MY JOB"
Christmas Party
Everyones invited to the best Christmas party online ANYWHERE!!!!!! going to be a great night full of Prizes, Fun, and HOTTIES on cam, yes you heard that right HOTTIES on cam............some lucky person will be winning a Blast for the most Christmasy profile, so dress up your profile with all the christmas stuff you can find online for a chance to win the BLAST, we will also be asking random trivia questions on everyones favorite subject CHRISTMAS, so brush up on your christmas knowledge for a chance to win fubucks............. DONT MISS THIS!!!!!! Saturday DECEMBER 22 at 6pm pacific time CLICK HERE AND COME SUBSCRIBE
Some People
are selfish
Naughty But Nice
Why love? Why care? Why bother? It gets you nowhere, but heartbroken. Why trust? Why Lust? When it always leads to words that should never have been spoken. I knew it without a doubt that my heart was going to be torn out. Why do I keep trying? When all they can do is keep lying? I believed in true love when all hope was gone...... I am meant to walk this world alone.
To Everyone
im writing to all on here to say merry christmas and a happy new year to all that anr still on here . here is some thing for you all to remember about christmas it a time for giving and shareing not for being greedy or shelfiecs its a time for careing and showing love to all that need it this time of year.
Christmas Time
Christmas time is here again Like every year Hell begins No one cares No one cries Just as long As Christmas survives Well fuck it all Straight down the line I dont care It's all in your mind There is no santa There is no joy Cant you see It's all about toys? Fuck st. nick Fuck his elves If he was real He would help So the next time I go to the mall And see a fat guy With jiggly rolls I'm gonna punch him In the face And say, MARRY CHRISTMAS GO FUCK YOUR SLEIGH!!! -Skitzo™
Counseling - Southern Style
COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.' Earl spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over, women like that are hard to find.'
Reverend Horton Heat!!
Coming to a town near me in April!! You know I'll be there
Oreo Buckeyes
these are to die for 1 pkg of oreo grin them all up 1 pkg of cream cheese room temp mix the two together well and roll in balls frig for about an hour dip in white chocolate there good and easy and fast to make can also double dip them in white choclate with a little milk choclate on the outside or drizzle milk chocolate over top to make them more decortive
Memories Of Him.....
So I finally did it. Today I finally sat down and went through grandpas belongings. It is funny how, when someone passes, it is so very hard to go through those things and figure out what to give to who, what to throw away and what to keep. It seems at that point everything becomes so very important and precious. I am now left with one small box of stuff. I sit here looking at that box and it is hard to believe that this is what is left of 78 years and 4 marriages. My grandfather was not your typical grandfather. He had a hard life, he did his time in prison, he hung out with thug types, frequented strip clubs and did his thing, but none the less he was my grandfather and I loved him. He was my world for so many years. Now that world is a small box full of memories and keep sakes that I will cherish for the rest of my life. I have a campbells soup can bank, that he kept for years, in that bank is a coin from a Strip club that was owned and operated by Jack Ruby. Grandpa frequented
4000 To Go Please Dont Come And Help
oh yeah thats rite 4000 to go so get your butts in gear and help me all that you can please i know today is the day free fubucks to whoever stays till we hit the mark 50,000 sound fair i think so
Mixed Emotions
Never say "I love you" if you don't really care" Never talk about feelings if they arent really there Never hold my hand if your gona break my heart Never say you're going to... if you never plan to start. Never look in my eyes if all you do is Lie Never say "Hello" When what you really mean is "Good-bye" If you really mean forever... You really would have tried. Never say forever... Cuz forever made me cry
Funny And True....
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothin g. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? Number 2 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FO
Wednesday December the 12th. I received papers saying I was officialy! YAHOO! I know have the name back thati was born with! No more Teresa Hopkins but Teresa Warren!!! A name that does hold honor! Where they say something and it is truth not a lie. This news couldn't have coem at a better time. My birthday was Friday and Wednesday I had a wonderful WONDERFUL man with me. The love of my life, keeper of my heart! This week I feel deeper in love with him. I want to be with him more and more. Only God can work this out. I have a second job along with my Papa Johns job so now i can do more.. Pay the bills better. For those wondering who this special man real friends know. I need not tell them but for the others. Drama I wont stand for so take your crap else where! Enough of your drama BS. This wonderful man does not need this! If ANYONE casues him stress or more BS drama you will inquire the wrath of this BLUE ANGEL along with the Volcano Angel. Sh
Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away.. Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW in to a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'. She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKETA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other
"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don't blame them on your mother, the ecology or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny." Albert Ellis
Family, Friends And Fans !
Due to some F*uckers on FU I had to .. To all friend requests untill further notice ALSO I set my pictures to FAMILY ONLY.... I THINK 45 FRIEND REQUESTS IN 2 DAYS IS A LITTLE MUCH AND I GOT TIRED OF MY PICTURES BEING FLAGGED !! ~MUCH LOVE TO MY FAMILY~
Nascar Champions Week Photos 2
Here U Go
Im feeling generous hehe whatever First one to comment on this blog can have the rest of my 11's which is about 60....
Nascar Champions Week Photos
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Lay Your World On Me
OZZY OSBOURNE LYRICS "Lay Your World On Me" I know you think you're all alone I haven't been there when you've needed me I didn't deserve the love you gave But now I'm telling you I'm here if you need a friend Give me your pain Give me your anger Let me be your rock I can be the pillar of strength that you need I'll help you keep it all together It's better late than never Lay your world on me I can take the weight Don't let it twist you up inside Time never fails to make the heartache stop You've got to let those feelings go I'll give you everything I can if you say the word Give me your pain Give me your anger Let me be your rock I can be the pillar of strength that you need I'll help you keep it all together It's better late than never Lay your world on me I can take the weight We all laugh and we all cry We all hurt the same inside We all fall down and we lose faith in who we really are But if we bend instead of break The choice for us is to
well peeps ive found the man of my dreams he is the one to make my life complete he listens when i talk all my shit he wants to be there for all of it hes ready to settle and make a home he treats my kids as if their his own he loves me and needs me says im his rock so hopefully hes right and we finally lock together we can make this a happy home and ill be as happy as i should be AND NEVER AGAIN ALONE cant wait to see wat our future holds all i can say is YEAH!!!! i am finally sold on love and life and the happieness game always thought no way this shit is lame but i found him and now will never let him go he feels the same way and cant wait to show how he can make a home and a be a loving man hes ready to step up and show me he can hes the man i am seein in my dreams i think about him all day and night dont know how this happened but he is my missin piece ive had in sight he makes me whole and my heart is thumpin YEAH!!!! im in love omg aint it somet
They Have Arrived
Do you think she is sincere? HELLO How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Annabel, I just went Through your profile I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address ( so that I can send you more details about my self Including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours Sincerely Annabel Seems like every single social site I get on has these hustlers eventually inv
Queen Of Dreams
~Dreams~ SultryRose's Signatures She is the Queen Of Dreams. The only problem is, None of them seem to materialize for her. She has worked hard, To make them all happen. However there always seems to be a bitch, That steps in and destroys them for her. What should the Queen of Dreams do? Should she still dream, Knowing none of them are ever going to happen. Knowing no matter how hard she tries, No matter what she does, Her dreams will never be a part of her life. She is so tired from the struggle, From being so close to fall down again. This queen of Dreams just wants it to be over. To go home and rest in eternity Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Flamming Hearts We Have A New Member
I have made a couple of calendar pages for a couple of people. I like doing them. If you like one let me know. I am thinking and wondering about doing a whole calendar. Would Fubar let me do a calendar "The Women of Fubar"? The couple I have made are in the photo folder "Calendars I have made".
FUCK christmas, FUCK candy canes, FUCK christmas trees, FUCK gifts, FUCK snow, FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS!!!! and if you dont like it, well then... FUCK YOU!!! -Skitzo™
The Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm
Disarm you with a smile And cut you like you want me to Cut that little child Inside of me and such a part of you Ooh, the years burn I used to be a little boy So old in my shoes And what I choose is my choice What's a boy supposed to do? The killer in me is the killer in you My love I send this smile over to you Disarm you with a smile And leave you like they left me here To wither in denial The bitterness of one who's left alone Ooh, the years burn Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn I used to be a little boy So old in my shoes And what I choose is my voice What's a boy supposed to do? The killer in me is the killer in you My love I send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you
Where Are All The Dj's At
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While in the shower,I was thinkin' 'bout what would the perfect woman be like to me.I based my conclusion upon some of women I have be involved with and others who I was real cool with. 1.Adrianne: real cool,sexy and a good sense of style 2.Helen: the first girlfriend who I had fun with.It helped a lot that she was a Gemini too. 3.Jackie: FREAKY...nuff said 4.Tracy: very,very funny.Her humor was part goofiness and part wit. 5.Pamela: as an older woman,it was her confident vibe that made her really SEXY to me. 6.Margaret: She had the "Good Woman" vibe that I liked so much and she was very intelligent too. 7.Lydia: I found her to be flat out VOLUPTUOUS and it made me weak at the knees.
The 12 Days Of Christmas
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way. My love always, Agnes ================================================ December 15, 1972 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes ================================================ December 16, 1972 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind. All my love, Agnes ================================================ December 17, 1972 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but d
Would You Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe
click on pic where you would like to kiss me
Hey All I Need Alittle Help From My Friends
Metallica - Hero Of The Day
Mama they try and break me... The window burns to light the way back home A light that warms no matter where they've gone They're off to find the hero of the day But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way Still the window burns Time so slowly turns Someone there is sighing Keepers of the flames Do you feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me Still they try and break me Excuse me while I tend to how to feel These things return to me that still seem real Now deservingly this easy chair But the rocking's stopped by wheels of despair Don't want your hate But the fist I'll make For years can't hold or feel No I'm not all me So please excuse me while I tend to how I feel But now the dreams And waking screams That everlast the night So build a wall Behind it crawl And hide until its light So can you hear your babies crying now? Still the window burns Time so slowly turns And someone there is sighing
What Is Guillain-barre Syndrome?
My Bestfriend was rushed to the Hospital lastnight and was told she has this. So, I thought ID share with you what it is and what not. What is Guillain-Barre Syndrome? Guillain-Barré syndrome is a disorder in which the body's immune system attacks part of the peripheral nervous system. The first symptoms of this disorder include varying degrees of weakness or tingling sensations in the legs. In many instances, the weakness and abnormal sensations spread to the arms and upper body. These symptoms can increase in intensity until the muscles cannot be used at all and the patient is almost totally paralyzed. In these cases, the disorder is life-threatening and is considered a medical emergency. The patient is often put on a respirator to assist with breathing. Most patients, however, recover from even the most severe cases of Guillain-Barré syndrome, although some continue to have some degree of weakness. Guillain-Barré syndrome is rare. Usually Guillain-Barré occurs a few days or weeks
Today On World Rock Radio
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Blues Jam In The 213 Area Code
Everybody is someone else’s freak Think about it Sit at home with the television on Watch some people burn shit down from thousands of miles away Look at those freaks, there something. Must be rough over there Outside, a killer is checking you out Thinking to himself about the freak Propped up in front of the television set That’s you Everybody is someone else’s joke You laugh all the time You’re always up for a laugh Point your Finger and laugh Put it all below you Meanwhile The monkeys are laughing at you from their cages From their glass boxes You laugh back and throw excrement You go back and forth and laugh and throw But it gets to you You wonder what’s so funny What’s the matter can’t take a joke? Tag, you’re it He’s laughing his ass off You do look funny with the gun at the side of your head And his cock in your mouth Who’s the freak now? You’re on one of those bad trips One of those things you’ve read about Don’t bite You might get shot in the hea
Things To Ponder
Number10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ..Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying i! n hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1
Here's An Important Health Bulletin.
Here's an important health bulletin. The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK) If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract ( WINE) and/or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER) Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
One Month Vip To Win
If yu have a bit of time can yu help this nice girl to win her first giveaway ? TY very much for her
Happy Holidays
Hey I just wanna wish everyone on here a very Merry Christmas and a very happy new year! I hope you get what you want.....both naughty AND nice lol Be safe...have fun....ENJOY!
The Ugly Frog...
THE UGLY FROG..... > An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she > needed a pet to keep her > company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She > searched and searched. None > of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except > this ugly frog. As she > walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he > winked at her. > >> He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE > ME HOME WITH. YOU WON'T > EVER BE SORRY." >> > The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't > found anything else. So, > she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on > the front seat beside > her. >> > As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog > whispered to her "KISS ME > AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY." >> > So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed > the frog. > > > IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely > gorgeous, sexy, young, > handsome prince. > > THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. > > SUDDENLY THE OL
Nfl Fines 5 Falcons For Vick Tributes
NEW YORK - Roddy White and four other Atlanta Falcons were fined by the NFL for violating uniform regulations with tributes to Michael Vick during last week's Monday night game. Vick, Atlanta's suspended Pro Bowl quarterback, was sentenced to 23 months in prison on federal dogfighting charges the morning of Dec. 10. The Falcons played at home against New Orleans that night. After scoring a touchdown, White displayed a "Free Mike Vick" T-shirt under his jersey. He, along with tight end Alge Crumpler and cornerbacks DeAngelo Hall and Chris Houston, were fined $10,000 each. Crumpler, Hall and Houston all wore black eye strips with written tributes to Vick, which the league called "displaying an unauthorized personal message." Wide receiver Joe Horn was fined $7,500 for pulling up White's jersey to show the black T-shirt with handwritten white lettering. The fines were confirmed Tuesday by NFL spokesman Randall Liu. Hall also had a poster of Vick on the field
Cowboys Safety Roy Williams Suspended For 1 Game For Tackle On Mcnabb
Cowboys safety Roy Williams suspended for 1 game for tackle on McNabb December 17, 2007 NEW YORK (AP) -- Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams was suspended without pay for one game Monday by the NFL after his third illegal "horse collar" tackle of the season. Williams, whose use of the tactic led to the league passing a rule making it a 15-yard penalty, did it against Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb in Sunday's 10-6 loss. He will miss Saturday night's game at Carolina, which will cost him $35,000 -- one week's salary. Grabbing the inside collar of the back of the shoulder pads or jersey, or the inside collar of the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, and immediately pulling down a runner brings a 15-yard personal foul. "He's real strong, especially with his hands. You go to your strength, so he's going to grab somebody with his hands," Cowboys coach Wade Phillips said Monday, before the punishment was announced. "And the way it is now, they tape those jersey
Spicy Orange Chicken Lo Mein
Spicy Orange Chicken Lo Mein Instead of being deep-fried like in most restaurant versions of orange chicken, the chicken in this recipe is coated with cornstarch and stir-fried, which drastically reduces the fat. You won't miss a thing, not with a sauce this flavorful! Credit: The Juan-Carlos Cruz Calorie Countdown Cookbook by Juan-Carlos Cruz with Martha Rose Shulman Servings: 2 Ingredients: Chicken and marinade * 1 cup orange juice from frozen concentrate * 1 tablespoon garlic chili sauce (to taste) * 1/2 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut in thin strips * 1 tablespoon cornstarch Lo mein * 2 ounces lo mein noodles, either dried or frozen * 1/4 cup chicken stock * 2 tablespoons frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed * 1 1/2 tablespoons oyster sauce * 1 tablespoon soy sauce * 1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch * 1 1/2 teaspoons grated fresh ginger * 1 teaspoon garlic chili sauce * 8 ounce
Happy Birthday To Me!
My co-workers are so sweet! They brought me a cake this morning for birthday, sang happy birthday to me and I had gifts on my chair. I'm loved I think
Support Our Soldier-show Love
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All I Want 4 Christmas :) Ty To Those Who Have Been Helping
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The Pain
here a small poem about a good old friend. I Can See The Pain by me I still see your face in my dreams It hurts and it doesn't help at all I still want you in my life as crazy as that seems I want you to help me when I fall I still remember the first time we met There was something so different about you Your friendship was something I wanted to get That smile when you said hi to me was so new Out of no where you called me on the phone I wanted to sit there and talk to you forever You were so new, so crazy and unknown I just knew that our friendship would never sever we once had a row , it was wrong , i was wrong We decided to go out and make it all all right It didn't work out of course we knew it couldn't We couldn't even really stand each others sight It shouldn't end this way but it did and I shouldn't I miss you and everything you were to me Ten years from now i will look back on it all i will be older and finally be able to see That love o
Crazy Me..
You all might know me as a crazy person, fun loving, and showing that crazy side a lot. There is another side to my soul....When I am hurt, and down n out...I create laughter by doing stupid silly things. I have used FUBAR as a tool for me to heal, and I have a lot of friends on here who comment on my photos. That brings me peace, and I thank all of you. I hope that my personality brings out the best in all of you. I certainly enjoy reading the comments. My Dad built this being, and I thank God for him. I am living my life through him. He has passed, and the Holidays are very hard so If you laugh with will have a friend for life. My personality has made a solid mold, and I do not want it to break. Thank You..NSF, Looking4new, and DewtheDew.....You guys always have funny comments, and thank you Armgst...adopted Pop...Love Ya..u6i9 you are awesome all of my repeat offenders...and Misterfeet youare just the ya too
King Arthur And The Witch...
Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; a
Co-owner Position Open @ Storm's Haven.
Since Eli's having internet issues, there is a Co-Owner Position available @ Storm's Haven. Someone to be around when I can't be, help promote the lounge, build up members, keep it going. Let me know if you want the position and if you have the time to do so. > > > > If you haven't already, come visit us, say hey. :)
Sickness Part 2
Kelsey is doing much better.recovering nicely with a few minor irritations. but to add to my hell week my 17 yr old son wrecked and totalled his car last night.2 more feet it would have been his driver door.he was coming off the off ramp about to turn left STOPPED at the stop sign, looked right...clear...looked left a truck was coming but had his signal light on and slowed down slightly so he assumed he was turning onto the on ramp.he wasnt. slammed into his drivers side front fender.not a skid mark they ticketed Nate with failure to yield.but he DID yield so i don't know how that works. impact was hard enough that it completely obliterated his left headlight and pushed the fender in deep enough that the hood wont open and knocked the right wheel completely off the axle. bottom line is hes lucky to be alive and im grateful for that. But now hes left with no ride and may have to quit his job. when it rains it pours. *sighs* Temptress
A Bit Of Advise
The most destructive habit: Worry The greatest Joy: Giving The greatest loss: Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work: Helping others The ugliest personality trait: Selfishness The most endangered species: Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource: Our youth The greatest “shot in the arm”: Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome: Fear The most effective sleeping pill: Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease: Excuses The most powerful force in life: Love The most dangerous pariah: A gossiper The world’s most incredible computer: The brain The worst thing to be without: Hope The deadliest weapon: The tongue The two most power-filled words: “I Can” The greatest asset: Faith The most worthless emotion: Self-pity The most beautiful attire: SMILE! The most prized possession: Integrity The most powerful channel of communication: Prayer The most contagious spirit: Enthusiasm  EVERYONE NEEDS T
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I Love My Job!!!
Good Joke
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny (which is amazing in itself!!! hahaha) so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on s
Best Friends When it hurts to look back And you’re scared to look ahead You can look beside you And you’re best friends will be there.
The End Of The Affair...
Originally posted in Myspace on Friday, July 06, 2007: Prologue to an Epilogue To my readers: I apologize if you were shocked by reading my blogs. I know that it's a lot to take in (seeing someone's life splayed across the screen in such a raw and unabashedly shameless manner) about someone you really have never met – or, to those of you who do know me – about someone you thought you knew. I don't blame you if you think ill of me after reading those words or if your inclination is to judge me harshly and not to communicate with me further. I truly would understand. My intention was never to paint myself as a victim and garner sympathy in those blogs so I was intentionally brutal and forthcoming in my relating of the events. My main intent was to - as candidly and objectively as possible, unfettered by unnecessary emotion - lay the facts out as they occurred and tell my story with Christy and let people judge me, judge US, for what we are, not what we portend to be. In so doing
Christina Jane
Originally posted in Myspace on Monday, June 11, 2007: Christina Jane "It is the old wound, that has been opened. I have always known it would be the gateway to my death, for it has never healed. Let my heart do its job, my King, and pump me empty..." – Lancelot, dying words to King Arthur, "Excalibur" Before I continue with the final chapter of my story about Christy I want to pause and pay tribute to my baby daughter who would have been born a week ago on June 5th. I have done my best to honor her here, with these words, with this blog entry. I hope, reading this, you will now go forward in your lives remembering her, remembering that she did exist once, that she was a real child, that despite her mother's best efforts to do so she was never totally swept from existence and forgotten: I go about life now taking each day one small portion at a time, the thoughts of the last year and all it entails never completely absent. Sometimes, if I'm feeling happy or content or
You Are The Sunshine Of My Life
Tis The Season
Yup, it is definitely Christmas week. Kind of like watching for the Groundhog on Groundhog Day, the cookies, candies and pasteries start appearing at work right before Christmas. Just in case the retailers weren't hammering it home enough.
English Voted Down
A VERY SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, "Colonel Harry Riley USA ret." wrote: Senators, Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America 's official language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical pri
Man chistmas is just riding up my butt this year ... which really sucks because it's going to be a crappy one... i'm single and my mom and dad are going on some second honeymoon so i'm pretty much alone except for my sister is coming to stay with me... But this is the first christmas without the asshole that took over my life and i can't help but miss him at this time... Christmas was always good for us *sighs* who else is going to have a crappy christmas? Raven
Enough Is Enough
First off I wanted to let you all know that each and everyone of you are special. When we chat, shout or leave comments it’s a great feeling knowing that out in this vast world called cyber space there are decent people. I hope that I have given you all smiles and laughs and in someway I made you feel special. What you see is the real me I hope I am never mean or cruel to anyone because I am not even that way face to face. What you get when you deal with me is the real thing Crazy as I am that is me. SO please know I do not think that what happened ( yet again) came from any of you. I do not think anyone of you could hurt me , or insult me the way I was in the email I received today. I think each and everyone of you are decent kind caring and I have the utmost respect for all of you. Huggzzz to each of you. Now the reason for this blog. If you read any one my other blogs I am better at writing in a informative format then to just ramble on about why I am hurt. So here
More About If You Dare! Lol
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? yes, I have actually had sex with someone on my friends list.....:) 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Morning is good...........afternoon is good......night is great!!! Sex is great any time of day or night! LOL! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? right side 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? Chicken 5. Have you ever had to pull over to the side of the road to puke? um, not for MYSELF! But for a few friends, yeah. We used to get pretty fucked up 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No, but I've done it for FUN! stripteasing for the right man is great! 7. Shower or bath? depends on the mood.......sometimes a girl just needs a long, hot relaxing bath 8. Do you pee in the shower? no, unless he wants me too.... 9. Mexican or Chinese mexican for sure 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? both, so he can use whatever I'm in the mood for.
Ribbon In The Sky
Feed The Sprouts
Warning, this is not for the prissy people
To All My True Fubar Friends
Starting the first of the year, I will be deleting my profile for good...If you want to keep in contact with me, plz message me with your yahoo id so we can keep in touch...I'd greatly appreciate it... THX
Nsfw (for All Of Fubar)
Anna 'the One and OnlyManager of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar This blog is from Anna Why is it other people can send some of the most graphic sexual pictures there are for a comment on someones page and nothing happens? I wake up to a message from fubar telling me I have offended someone with some pics . Knowing I marked all that I personally were nsfw and put them in a folder marked as such and made them where they could not be ripped. I click on the link that takes u to the offensive pic and it is one I got from some one else that is their main profile pic.ok I play the silly game and put the offensive pics in a new nsfw folder and lable it as someone elses idea of nsfw. I then went to find a bouncer to have all my pics checked out so I do not have to go thru this again all are either not on line or away or asleep and 1 is here supposedly I asked for his help and have not gotten even a reply I go into the fubar support and I ask for help and get sent an email inst
I Wish
Someone tell me why she blocked me and if you dont agree tell her she shouldnt have blocked me... why do ppl jump to conclusions... when you put periods after a word or phase that ends one and begins another right? my i key doesnt work... although my spelling sucks sometimes too.. i am drvn while writng anyway... later ppl ->cutie2shoe...: ef you have the desre to look there are more revealn pctues of me also cutie2shoe...: sex and kids in the same sentance not cool ->cutie2shoe...: oh my..sounds lke you had fun makn that one... cutie2shoe...: just one she will be one next month ->cutie2shoe...: oh yeah.. gotta love money... so how many lttleonesyagot cutie2shoe...: money is good cutie2shoe...: im sure ya cant i tell ya so you dont have to wonder, lol i got lots of pussy shots, bare ass, and boobs..... ->cutie2shoe...: sounds lke a secretary wth a must lke the job or ya wouldnt be there after 10 ->cutie2shoe...: cant
I'm Back...
So a Friend of mine the other day said something to Me about My fubar account to which I replied I am NOT on fubar...she said YES You are You just don't get on it. So I went looking and sure enough I created this thing a LONG ASS time ago and well because I have so many other webpages I forgot HA HA! Anyhow I am back and I will try My hardest to stay on TOP of it this time! Since the last time I was on here I lived in Newark, OH and currently I am in Chesapeake, VA living life and loving the fact of being back HOME! Life is great and all that. If there is ANYTHING ya wanna know just ask....
The Meaning Of Life
The meaning of life Current mood: contemplative Category: Life What is the meaning of life ? Whats it all about? Why are we here, Is it the same reason for you as it is for me? For me i think we are here to be loved. I dont see anything fun about life with out some one that you truly love by your side to share it with. I mean what good is a fire and a bottle of wine with no one to share it with , sure you can go to the bar and find some one to share it with but is it the same? Not for me. what good is a sunset if your alone, or a beach with no one to walk and hold hands with? What good is a slow song with no one to dance with? no for me I think god has put us here to feel love and to charish it. I think it is so sad that some people get hurt and give up never to find that person that will truly compleat them. I call them the lost souls, those who give up and thus never know just why we are here and all that life has to offer.I think that every one has been hurt some fight on,s
Friendship Poetry
Why is it that we feel pain, we get no warning as with the rain. the loss of someone dearly loved, or the remnants of a shattered love. Moveing on is hard to do when every day you feel so blue. Friends seem distant, so far away, it's hard to take another day. there is it seems no one who cares, one that your heart they can repair. I've been there friend I feel your pain, it's hard to be strong when your soul is strained. so take my hand, I'll lift you up, upon my sholders your burdons' thrust. Now dry your eyes and never fear, and know my friend that I am near.
Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of al
Omg Why?
Why is it on a day when I am slow.. after drinking a "few" last night.. is it that I am oh so freaking busy at work this morning??? Grrrr
A Poem In Gaelic
Thuit Mo Leannan Thuit mo leannan orm don teine , 'S chan eil agam dhith ach luath; Cha leig mo chridhe dhomh 'n teine bhrodadhGed tha 'n rum a' fas glé fhuar. My Love's Fallen My love's fallen in the fire, All I have other is cinders; I don't feel that I should poke it Though the room is getting chilly. mrrcp2007
A vision came to me this morning. It was sometime between 9 and 10:00 AM. I had just finished my coffee and read my e mail. I was not sleeping and I was aware of things around me but could not speak. My naked father came to me, he was standing holding a pine tree "Christmas Tree" and was tossing it into a fire. He looked at me and said, " This is what you end up with ". I though about it and I clearly got the message. If we think of the things we have in our life are really not that important. We all end up the way we started. We should love all living things. We should love our families and all we love, love them all the more. Do not settle for being alive but live your life the best you can. Thank the Great Spirit for your life and each day you can share. My father died in 1999. He was in a wheel chair for the last two years of his life. With only use of his arms. I was so happy to see him standing, he looked much younger yet he looked sad as he was tossing the youn
Hit On At Work
Ok so I was at work yesterday which was kewl. I work as a server at a resturant in Huntington Beach. While some know where others have no idea where i work lol. Im sorry Im not gonna tell just anybody where i work. What if they are potential stalkers? I got hit on twice yesterday. That does wonders for a girls ego lol.
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. 'From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night. ' The next night he came home from work and yelled ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!' 'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied ' YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
Show Love Like Whoa To My Owner!
~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~ Go Show This Man Some LOVE!!! I have WONDERFUL friends...and I know you guys will make it worth his while to own me....:) He is a Nice NEED him on YOUR List too *kisses* He RAWKS!!! *Gets On Hands and Knees At Owners Feet* (Just Click The Pic and LOVE On Him) BhamBuggy@ fubar
You By me You kissed my lips and I felt a flutter in my heart, You touched my hand and lit a spark in my body, You stared into my eyes and saw straight into my soul, You put your arms around me and I was finally complete. Mrrcp2007
Stray Bullets
Stray Bullets By me My brother’s limbs twist to the rhythm, Dance to the deadly beat of the bloody drum, Unceasing, No destination but devastation, Slug after slug viciously whizzes, Unseen, To our streets they bring their epic fight, Their thirst for power, their fear of oblivion, Unquenchable, Their teeth into cigars, Their minute daggers into flesh, Sinking, Their shots no target but catharsis, Their war no aim but fantasy, Estranged, One silver bullet sprayed, Pierced my impervious heart, Guiltless, Limbs folding neatly upon the dirt road, I writhed from the painful impact, Excruciating. A bloody tear scales my bony cheek, The beating continues, Relentless. My life fading, Hidden from God, Hopeless. Endless. War is hell. Mrrcp 2007
The Powerful Oz.
I just got the best text message EVER. My bestie texts me and says, "Since you're the all powerful oz of music, call me I need to know the name of a song." yes, when you have no life, this knowledge is easily harvested. I rule. Some more. LOL
Missing Too Many
Heard this the other day in the car and it made me cry.
Slow Tears
This is a poem for a person who was more than she will ever know. Slow Tears by me I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always so gracefull, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those deep eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did why you did those things you´ve said I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved ? you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek This is no dream and now a tear runs down your cheek. Mrrcp 2007
We Did It!! Graduation Is Here
Its been 18 long months! Crazydebi and I finally made it. We are Gibbs College Graduates!! We are so excited and happy to be done and soon to be starting new jobs. A new chapter in our lives is about to begin and Crazydebi and I are going to be life long friends. I'm so glad I met her. Can you tell that we are right next to each other posting this blog? lol
This Is Me
Name: Jamey Rae Birthdate: 7/12 Birthplace: Canton, Ohio Current Location: Canton, Ohio Eye Color: Green Hair Color: brown w/blonde highlights Height: 5'6 Weight: 151 Piercings: 4 Tatoos: 2, about to be 3 Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not at the moment....but I'm veeeery interested in a certain someone Overused Phraze: abso fuckin lutely FAVORITES Food: Seafood Candy: Chocolate.... Number:7 Color: red, pink, green Animal: Men.....haha No really, dolphins Drink: pepsi, lemonade Alcohol Drink: Bud Light....tequila! Bagel: nah Letter: Duh, *J* Body Part on Opposite sex: Arms, smile, eyes and of course ASS... This or That Pepsi or Coke: pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither Strawberry or Watermelon: both......strawberries w/whipped cream and chocolate.... Hot tea or Ice tea: neither Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate Kiss or Hug: BOTH...and a little more! LOL :) Dog or Cat: neither Rap or Punk: Both Summer
New Bdsm Xmas Master/slave Tags
check out the new xmas bdsm album i put alot of cute ones,spicy ones.
Hello all thanks for viewing my blog. I tend to ramble a lot so keep an eye out you might see something interesting.
How Good Are You?
Sex Quiz........ SEX QUIZ how good are you?? . --Above75 means your shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means your amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated
So Amazing....whatever!
Yanno...people just really get me with their way of thinking....tell me does a guy who says he is so deeply and madly in love with his fiance find that he wants to have sex with another woman? ... maybe I am just fucked up in the head or something! I mean how come guys want their woman to be sooooo true to them and not have sex with another man but have no second thought on getting some himself???.... well to say the least...I am alittle pissed and confused finish this off....buddy I hope the woman of your dreams fucks you over royally! Karma is such a will get what you deserve in the end for sure...but as for life is too busy to give you my time anymore! Keep sailing your ship and get out of my damn harbour! And friends believe me that this is just for one person out there...someone new who drifted into my universe... This doesn't include my friends that I have had for some time now... I had to vent and this is where I do it....I try not t
Modern Art Joke
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
Draggin' Today
Whew~! I am dragging so bad today. I am sitting here having a cup of regular coffee. That should get me going in about 30 minutes~! Yesterday was a fun day~! I cleaned up and straightened up the house and wrapped a few gifts and baked and cooked most of the day. We had our best friends and their kids over last night. They have 3 kids and we have our 2 so we took them to see Santa. We stood in line for a little bit but not too long. The kids got to see Santa and finally tell him what they wanted for Christmas. It was too cute seeing their 2 year old drop his head when Santa talked to him.....but anyway, we left there and came back to the house and ate finger foods for supper. I had cut up and put in the crock pot to cook...4 packs of weinies and then made over 100 sausage balls. I also had some candy goodies I made and she brought over some chips and dip and more candy goodies she made. So we had plenty of junk here last night. The kids played for a little bit while we ad
Re: Daddy Bush Makes Skull And Bones Pilgrimage
RE: Daddy Bush Makes Skull and Bones Pilgrimage ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 18 Dec 2007, 14:04 Daddy Bush Makes Skull and Bones Pilgrimage An 83-year-old George H. W. Bush apparently made what could be his last pilgrimage to Skull and Bones over the weekend when he purportedly paid a visit to the tomb and rekindled his loyalty with the secret society death cult for the first time in nearly 10 years.
Ever notice how seemingly straight men will post a HTML comment on your page of half naked dudes with their hands down their pants? Are these men who post such comments closet homos?? I think it's pretty fuckin weird. And sorry girls, if you post a picture of a half naked chick on my page, I'm gonna think you're queer too.
Happy Holdiays To Our Troops
Still Alive!
Hey all just wanted to stop in and say hi and say i am still alive if any of you were wondering! I have had alot going on lately so i haven't been online much for the past couple months. I will try to be more social hope everyone is well! Happy Holidays everyone be safe! Sandy aka The Forsaken One
why do things get so bad around this time of year i could not tell you that cause you find out that people are sick and you dont know how to deal with that i just want to say that i dont know what i am going to do if something ever happenes to that special person and they know who they are and this is for people that has been in my life right now it is so hard for me to understand what the hell is going on with life
So, I finally got my new MacBook last weekend, and for all of you that have a Windoze machine, i believe it's time for all of you to switch. Mac computers are so much more user-friendly, and are less prone to viruses than a Windows computer, since most hackers write programs for...*gasp* Windows! Think about it...let it simmer. Ok, you good? Gonna go out and buy a Mac this weekend now? Good... As always, feel free to comment. :) I like hearing what y'all have to say. Keep flyin', Phoenix
Just Thought I Would Share Some More With Ya
Candles are a gift of light, A tiny sun, a bit of star. No other dancer in the night Dances with such sheer delight, Little souls serene and bright, Each a glimpse of what we are Shining innocent and pure. *************************************************** Sitting under the mistletoe Sitting under the mistletoe One last candle burning low, All the sleepy dancers gone, Just one candle burning on, Shadows lurking everywhere: Some one came, and kissed me there. Tired I was; my head would go Nodding under the mistletoe No footsteps came, no voice, but only, Just as I sat there, sleepy, lonely, Stooped in the still and shadowy air Lips unseen - and kissed me there. ************************************************ Christmas is a time for Love Christmas is a time for Love; a time for Joy and Peace; A time to trim the Christmas Tree and a time to stuff the geese. It's a time when we can come together, however far or near; To shed a little hope into a
New Mum
The Murder
Murder of the Butterfly By me In the silence I hear soft and convicting The scream of a butterfly loud and unnerving Caught in a gossamer web layered with dew The spider advances and the terror is new The scream of a butterfly is painfully raw With the sound of an angel, burning in hell No sirens come,no flashing lights, just a spider and a scream Then silence comes and now I know, its just natures vicious game The Murder of a butterfly……. Mrrcp2007
Angel by me You are a wild flower the sun that blinds me in the desert the unexpected rain on a summer night I would hold you prisoner on an island But how is it possible to imprison the breeze ? How is it possible to capture an Angel with wings ? You are not mine, you belong to nobody Only God possesses you But I ask you only one thing a glance to keep the colour of your eyes always inside my soul We are at peace I forgive you. Mrrcp2007
My Poems
My Poem By me My heart bleeds out ink, Which my hand smears onto paper. Drip by drip comes Word by word. Every poem is trying to heal the wound That makes my heart bleed. My tears form as words. These dry cheeks, Still haven’t felt that salty tear drop And still I can feel that tear build up behind my eyes. So my hand works extra hard To try and cover this page, With words I turn into poems. My Blood and Tears Are words and Sentences Which I give out to all to share And to feel that little bit less alone In this world. My heart bleeds out ink……….. Mrrcp2007
And Though Christmas Is Almost Upon Us.........
Old one but cute.... > > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the > pearly gates. > > 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess > something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' > > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.He > flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. > > 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. > > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He > shook them and said, 'They're bells.' > > Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. > > The third man started searching desperately through his po ckets and > finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. > > St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And > justwhat do those symbolize?' > > The man replied, 'These are Carols.' >
Its To Late
Is it to late? This bullet has destination Blood and death ‘on the brain’. Flying at speeds of light With intention known, And a target, to be met. Before the sound of the fire was registered The metal has pierced outer layers pain erupts, as flesh hangs and the bodies wine, pours over and out. He had never watched what his weapon succeeded before. That time had come. Unbeknownst to him Emotions, that would take over. A conscience forming, If one man starts Puts his weapon down, Will another deem to follow? I hope so, War has no winners Just losers. Mrrcp 2007
There are 500 babygirls 310 babygurls 9 babygyrls think people. enuff said
My Life
MY LIFE. By me I look into mirror I see myself, but as I was before The days where I had hopes and Dreams Know I see sadness, pain, death in my face And the wasted time I have spent here I broke my life apart, I lost everything exept myself I have nothing to gain or lose from life I only wanted a simple life , Now i want only to live in dark, In the shadow of my Dreams watching how the world dies, Day after day It burns in pain It feels hunger for blood I take a peace of Mirror glass and look into myself I see that many years passed. I see how old I have become How much pain I have seen How much did I gane Throught this years Now I have only one purpose, to live And there is nothing to change..... MRRCP2007
Simple Wooden Boxes
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 Simple Wooden Boxes Dec 18, 2007 Simple Wooden Boxes By Martha Pendergrass Templeton I suppose everyone has a particular childhood Christmas that stands out more than any other. For me, it was the year that the Burlington factory in Scottsboro closed down. I was only a small child. I could not name for you the precise year; it is an insignificant blur in my mind, but the events of that Christmas will live forever in my heart. My father, who had been employed at Burlington, never let on to us that we were having financial difficulties. After all, children live in a naive world in which money and jobs are nothing more than jabberwocky; and for us, the excitement of Christmas could never be squelched. We knew only that our daddy, who usually worked long, difficult hours, was now home more than we had ever remembered; each day seemed to be a holiday. Mama, a homemaker, now sought work in the local textile mills, but jobs were scar
I Thought A Lot
and i have decided upon something. i have a central core of great fubuddies...i adore all of you..i also have a few close friends that i know better than others..some personally as in offline as well. you have all made a special impression upon my heart and i will keep you there with me wherever i go. i will be in and out alot when i find time to make the changes i am going to be if you miss me leave me a comment or a dozen and i will return them when i am on. those of you closest to me have many other options for finding me than here on fubar. some of you dont. i know this because i know who i have where and who knows what. :P my mood is not odd..i think i am finally out of steam. life is funny...and i love to bits and pieces of my world need to be put in their place and i appreciate the fact all of you are around. im very sleepy so if this makes little sense it is what it is...LOL night for now...have a great day my friends ♥
Asshat Vanwinkle
Vanilla Van Winkle- Vanilla becoming pumk rocker is like Gary Coleman become Gangsta Sorry bud, hard core is not you! A wise man once said that you can work on your car but your not a mechanic- you can bake a cake but not be a baker- you can put on a band-aid but not be a doctor... But if you fuck one goat- your always a goat fucker. You, Asshat of the week will always be Vanilla Ice Ice Baby cruising in your 5.0...
Hummers From Heaven
Every Hummer Owner Spontaneously Combusts In what atheists are calling "proof of God's existence," every owner of a Hummer spontaneously combusted yesterday. This tragedy is the latest in a string of several hundred related incidents in which Pontiac Aztek owners were mysteriously decapitated and owners of Honda Elements were fatally poisoned by an excess of fecal matter that eventually backed up into their bloodstreams. Decreed God, "They got what was coming to them." Although God had originally planned to merely set aside the ninth circle of Hell for the owners of these abhorrent vehicles, He recently came to the conclusion that a more Old Testament-like approach was necessary. Not to mention the ninth circle is already at capacity, what with all the condom users and seed-spillers. "What happened to the days when I used to smite people at the drop of a yarmulke?" asked God rhetorically. "I missed the old me. And the owners of Hummers were guilty of all kinds of sins:
Ok so I have one of those Christmas Trees on my page, but I don't have any presents yet! Please leave me something and if you have one let me know so that I can come and leave you something as well! Thanks!
The Meaning Of Family
If you ever want to know the true meaning of family just look at teh TrueLycan FreeLance Bomber family Late Monday night one of their own was attacted, slandered, and basicly bombarded with hate full words. The person (we will call him Dick ) tore down (we will call her BabyGirl ) and in the end hurt her. Dick called Baby Girl a lier and told her that her way of life and sexual prefrence were wrong and ulgy. While this was happening Baby girl ws bombing and became quite. Knowing something was wrong the family mambers started asking he what was wrong. when she finally told them what was going on the family stoped what they were doing and asked Dick why he hurt someone they cared about. the resopnce he gave was "Im sorry Im in a bad mood." At this the members bombed him with qustions like " Why would you do something like that to some one
I just really need to know where the hell I have Fool and or Sucker Tattooed on my body? Im so sick and tired of being used. And only beeing contacted when some one has a problem and thats it. I have a life, and belive it or not I have problems. oh and gess what? I HAVE FEELINGS ALSO! I am tired of being the one that is always there with the advice, and thats it. There are very few people that I care to concider friends any more. If you just need me to be a friend when its convinent for you, and or you need somthing. THEN GO FUCK YOURSELFS. I am tired of it. Thats not friendship. A few very special people have taught me what TRUE frienship is. Then I cherrish. Them I would give my life for. And turst me, if you dont know who you are, you never will. And friends my argue and disagree, and may wnat to kill eachother from time to time. But in the end friends are there for eachother, no matter what. And a true friend is not afraid to tell you how it is. Even if they know
Letter From Kung Fu Teacher
Hey Kenny, If it wasn't for the fact that my sister is nuts (seriously-she suffers from severe psychosis) and my cousin Bruce is doing drugs and I have to spend time with him, I would invite yuo to stay with me.Hey, maybe you can ride down to NCarolina and hang with Brian and train. I will be stopping by in Charlotte on the way there and on the way back. One of the things in that beliefnet thing is to STAY AWAY FROM TOXIC PEOPLE, so this is not only referring to my sister and cousin , but Gene, who is suffering from severe depression as well. Sure, misery loves company, but not in this case. Look, I know I am not telling you anything you haven't heard, but I think what you did was "noble" and romantic. You made a sacrifice for love. But, in my opinion,that song fell upon deaf ears-you wasted it on the wrong girl. Kenny, you will make some girl a great boyfriend,lover,husband-whatever. There aren't many guys who still feel that true romance, clairol commercial type love stories ex
Sry Guys
sry i havent been online much in like the last 3 months first all yalls that know me know that me and my bf broke up and sec he took my manes and i made this one lol third lost cable but got that back and if yalls had my number its been changed so get me when i am online to get that forth lost power hopefully should have that on on friday enough for now more later star dust is outie
No Power
i have no power or computer at my house i miss everyone and hope to be back soon. miss yas and lov yas
Party # 1
Christmas party 1 the 15th was the Christmas party for my main job Gold River Dist. Was held at the Ashland springs Inn. ( formaly known as the Marc Antony). Was kick in the Pants!!!!!!!!! all three Beer and wine ya can drink ( duh I work for a beer dist lol) Prime rib, salmon, chicken, kick ass sides, shrimp cocktail all you can eat......... won couple bottles of Italian chianti worth 50 bucks each. Afterwards some of us Walked down to the Black sheep and then i had a couple Irish car bombs and a Guiness milk shake. This coming friday is Christmas party 2 with my Fire Dept!!!!!!!! at the same place lol
I Love My Job
This Was My Memories Of My Uncle
Don't grieve for me for now I'm free, I'm following the path God has laid you see. I took his hand when I heard his call. I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day To laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way I found the peace at the close of day. If my parting has left a void Then fill it with remembered joys- A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss Oh yes, these things I too will miss. Be not burdened with the times of sorrow I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full I savored much, Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief Don't lengthen it now with undue grief Lift up your hearts, and share with me. God wanted me now, he set me free.
Breath... Antoher Random Song I Heard And Loves
I see nothing in your eyes And the more I see the Less I like Is it over yet? In my head? I know nothing of your kind And I won't reveal your evil mind Is it over yet? I can't win So sacrifice yourself And let me have what's left I know that I can find A fire in your eyes I'm goin all the way Get away, please You take the breath right out of me you left a hole where my heart should be You've gotta fight just to make it through Cause I will be the death of you This will be all over soon Pour the salt into the open wound Is it over yet? Let me in So sacrifice yourself And let me have what's left I know that I can find A fire in your eyes I'm goin all the way Get away, please You take the breath right out of me you left a hole where my heart should be You've gotta fight just to make it through Cause I will be the death of you (take take take) I'm waiting I'm praying Realize Start hating You take the breath right out of me you left a
Merry X'mas To You..
The Stupidest Friend Request So Far.
KenDo's "friend" request: "I have done a lot of stuff, but i have never had 2 women at the same time. Can i join you and your girls friend?" SuperGirl to ->KenDo in shout box: "had to see what kind of moron would send me such a ridiculous friend request....and it figures that you don't even have your face on here...I wouldn't show mine either with a dumb-ass proposition like that. geesh." KenDo@ fubar ------------ WTF? It ain't like I've ever had two women at the same time....but I ain't goin begging in stranger's friend request boxes to troll for some either.... ROTFLMFAO What a fuckface. lol
The Real Santa Revealed
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/18/07;
You know when writing fiction you have to make it at least possible the fuckin' truth can go way the fuck out there!
Giving You Something
Looking at me deep in my eyes. Hands pressed firmly against my thighs... kissing my lips down to my chest.. kissing and licking all over my breast... Making me fill with a burning desire... make love to me... put out my fire.... kissing me gently laying me down... bodies melt together.. Delicious moaning sounds... kneeling down between my thighs... begging you to taste me pleasurable cries... so kissing my kitty with ease inserting his tongue aiming to please... making me moan with every touch needing him inside me so very much... arching my back... caressing my breast.... sliding my hand down to his chest....
Cheating Final Part
If that's how you want it That's how it will be. But don't hesitate to call If you ever need anything from me. Why did you have to hurt me? You brought her to our bed. What the hell is wrong with you. What's going through your head? I don't know what's wrong with me But I won't waste anymore of your time. I guess I'm not deserving of your love You deserve better, when you find him you'll be fine. I cant believe you'd do this, just simply throw us away. Was she worth all of this? Worth the price you pay? No she wasn't worth it But there's nothing I can do. Whatever happens from here on out Is totally up to you. Do my tears mean nothing? Cant you see that I'm in pain? How can you make this up to me? I know you've gone insane. I don't know how I'm not sure that I can. But if you think of anything then that will be my plan. You want to stay with me, after all you put me through? Then you will cater my every whim, whatever I ask of you. If tha
Cheating Part 2
So how about less talking And a little more action. Let's get you out of these clothes Ok babe, no more distractions. Slowly sliding my clothes off, letting them hit the floor. I'll give him one last thrill, before I tell him I heard his whore. Yes, she is doing as I say I am almost home free. I have to start treating her better I'll start now and treat her to a piece of me. I cant believe he's doing this, I never thought he would lie. How the hell could he do this to me? I think I'm going to cry. I can see she's not with me She seems to be kind of sad. Hell I can't do this "What's wrong baby", I had to ask. Nothing baby everything's fine, I'm hoping that he buys this line. It wont count if I have to tell, why would he put me through this hell? Everything is not fine Stop feeding me lines. I can see it all in your eyes So tell me babe, no need for lies. Oh my God how could you? You act like you don't know. How could you risk what we have, t
Cheating Part 1
this is a series of more than one poem.... if you read these remember you are reading a poem that is the words of both involved in a relationship... IE.... her line... then his line...the female line was done by me the male line was done by a fellow poet.... I hope you like these.....with that said lets move on to part one... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Came home early, he wasn't expecting me. From what I caught him doing, that was plain to see. What am I thinking, Cheating in my home? If my baby catches me I'll be all alone I shut the door, what's this sound I hear? Could I be facing my greatest fear? I need to hurry She'll be home before i know it She's a really great girl I'd sure hate to blow it I follow the sounds, please don't let it be. Please don't let my man, be creeping around on me. Oh no do I hear footsteps She isn't do until 4:30. It's not even three if she catches us, she'll never forgive me. I walk up the steps sl
When You Feel Like Thier Is No Hope
When you feel like everything you ever wanted is lost you see that thier is more out thier then you thought that thier was you hope to see your self happy and in love with someone.You hope not to be judged by any one that you are aroound.You feel like thier is no hope for you at all you sitt in a room woundering when you life will come all together and you will be able to be you and not be judged by what you do
Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, 80's New Wave Tuesday, Paltalk Cameras Are Live, Anthony's Video Podcast Is Online, New B
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (there's a new one up there now!) It's Rock Scream Tuesday and 80's New Wave Tuesday on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, and we're hanging with comedian Mike DeStefano today, who is promoting his gigs at Caroline's. Dr Doody from RateYourDoody is going to call in and examine O&A Staff Doody Pics (get YOURS in today!). In honor of the Rock Scream, you can crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Kajagoogoo impression (you know... cuz of the 80's thing). Anthony's Video Podcast: Thanks to our pal Lazlow, Anthony's twenty minute video podcast is now down to a manageable size and available online to view: Download the Big-Ass Hi-Rez Version from Lazlow
Candy Apples
Fubar Vs Myspace
okay. whatever. i don't get this fubar thing. and saying that i'm wondering how many people must think i'm retarded because they find it to be so easy...i think that about people that tell me that they don't get myspace. yes, i'm a myspacer..i'm not much for this fubar crap...but because i have friends that have it...i'm here, too. for those of you that send me messages and whatnot, sorry if i don't respond. can't say i ever really get on here. in the battle of fubar vs myspace..i'd have to say for me...myspace wins. that is all.
Last Night.
I reached a whole new level of insanity. This will make sense to people that have seen Bedazzled. So last night when my sister came over I started to bug her to take a picture with me. She hates taking pictures so I love to make her do it. Anyway she kept refusing so I told her not to make me compose a sonnet about her hair or sing about our friend the dolphin. She didn't take me seriously so Luvy ran off and got me a ukulele. I followed her outside while she put the carseats in her car strumming said instrument and singing said dolphin song. At first she wanted to beat me to death, then she realized that I looked so stupid doing this in the snow in pajamas, that she laughed. When we got inside Luvy made the dolphin noises and we all laughed.
Party This Weekend
Hello everyone just wanted to inform anyone and everyone who is in the mt.morris surrounding area that there will be a great xmash bash up at down the north on mt. morris rd just west of saginaw rd. Gene the dj is awesome and the bartender makes some hellacious drinks. so come on out and have a great time celebrting the holidays.
Glass Heart
I believe the heart is the most precious thing that you should always cherish cause you never know when or if it can ever be mended once it has been broken or shattered sometimes it is hard to put a glass heart back together no matter who tries to put the pieces back together... One thing I learned is that not who can mend it if your strong enough to put the pieces back together and always think to yourself be careful who you let in that glass heart because you don't know who will shatter it..... If someone does shatter the glass heart it will seem like forever to mend it back but it doesn't you just have to learn to be careful who you love and trust with it especially if that has happened to the other person as well but if your in love help each other to heal not hide what your feeling cause it can only make the heart hurt more and more... The Old Saying Goes The Heart Is Like Glass You Shouldn't Toy With It!! Hurt Me Once Shame On You Hurt Me Twice Shame On Me Hurt Me T
I'm On Air Today!!! So Tune In!!
Hiya everyone!!I will be DJing TODAY!! 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM EST.My regular schedule as of right now will be every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday from 3:00PM EST to 6:00PM EST.  So I hope you get a chance to tune in!  If you want to request a song you can do so here: My Playlist Link Just click on the Request button, fill in your name and any message you want me to read on air :) ... You can request up to 5 songs per hour, and if time permits I will get your requests in :)WE NOW HAVE A CHAT ROOM!!!! (please read the instructions for entering for the first time) CLICK HERE FOR CHAT - INSTRUCTIONS: If you have never been to chat before you must first register your nickname and here's how you do that... Go to the link... Enter a Nickname in the second box... Login... Click on "Commands" (it's the third drop down box on the bottom once the room loads) Then select "Nickserv Panel"... then click on the button that says "Register"... then type in your email address and
We Won
2007 Collegiate Cyclo Cross National champions Well it was a very long cycling season this semester. Three national championship events over the last five months. We have had some good succes with a fifthe place finish at Track Nationals and Second at Mountain Bike Nationals. This past weekend we traveled to Kansas City to compete for cyclo cross national championships. As the defending champions the pressure was on us to try and repeat. Well my team delivered. Our women raced so well with one of our girls winning the individual national championship. Two more in the top 10 and we won the overall for the women. Our men also raced amazingly well. One of our riders stated at the back of a 146 rider field and rode his way to third place. With two more in the top 6 and we secured the men's overall title. With both of these events coming together we won the overall team title. This is our seventh National title.
And, More Adam
Since I refused to bitch like i did in the previous blog... in a blog about adam, we're making two :D CCUUUUZZZ, it's 630 in the morning... I woke up and due to stuff, wasn't able to get back to sleep. SOOOOO, anyways, I was like, literally dreaming about Adam.... specifically, making out with him in wal mart over by the bikes.... lol fun stuff I'm telling you :D *sigh* Is it crazy to miss someone like this? Cuz, well, I do... and it seems a little crazy... But, I got up this morning at 505 to talk to Adam. It's soooo freaking awesome. God, I LOVE hearing his voice... it just, sets my whole day RIGHT it seems :) just, being able to sit and talk to him... it, really, seriously, makes me happy. HE makes me happy. We sat and talked for hours last night... which is by no means something new... it's just, so amazing. I'm really falling for this guy... I mean, yeah of course, when you find someone "new"... it always seems like they're perfect, and etc... because you overlook thei
Scratch Off (if I Can Get It To Work!)
To All My Friends
Hey there everyone,i'm sorting out my profile at the moment so some of you will see a few changes over the next couple of weeks,i have put full details in my 'About Me' on my profile.
For Sale :)
How can you tell this table is being sold by a man? And don't cheat either!! It's not hard to tell!! This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man? Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess. You will find the answer below, but don't cheat! Know the answer? If not, scroll down now..... Look in the mirror. Folks, do everyone a favor. If you're gonna post a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture.rotflmboooo
ok im in the middle of writing a book and decided i might start placing the chapters in my blog for people to have a look at and give me feedback on what they think. Let us know if you think its a good idea
Come Tell Me Your Secrets!
Come Check Out The HOTTEST Lounge on Fubar!! Dirty Little Secrets! Click to join in the fun!! ** come join me and tell me your secrets!!**
Do you hate me now? The answer is in the question. You always hated how I spoke in riddles And I did it for that reason. You're wishing for my death now I hear, And I'm living just to spite you. I lie about who I am now So I can say I'm just like you. I called you up the other day I knew you would answer, you haven't changed. It's kinda like a slap in the face knowing I'm not the same. Reality is like a head on collision When karma comes back three fold. Vengence is beautiful And I'm thriving on the lies you told. I'm just like you now Gnawing on the hand that fed. Slowly but surely You'll choke on the words you've said.
So, this morning, Dennis started talking to me And as usual he goes on this trip about how he wants me to go to marriage counseling with him, and wants to try and make this work... I'm like, holy fucking hell... not this shit again... I have been through hell with him over the past 5 years... i was finally living on my own this year. BY MYSELF.... and then the bullshit w/ tiffany happened, the car wreck... and it all became this screwed up mess again... Back... with him... And he sits here and acts like i OWE him something... HE is what got screwed up with tiffany... because I was dumb enough ot want him in the girl's lives, and it pissed her off me having him at our house so much to see the girls... GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can not deal with this shit anymore... I've almost sat and started debating just moving out right now. Today. I have the money. Why Not? Ugh... GOD DAMNIT... this is bullshit... I am so fucking stressed out dealing with his bullshit. I have dealt wi
New Job
well i went and done it again i am trying to do my own thing.. i need money coming in when i am out on all this medical leave and at this time i am unsure if they are going to keep me on at sears after the holidays so i have went and am starting a new online business.. yeah i know its harder to do an online one compared to a direct hoof and mouth business ( word of mouth, store front businesses).. but i am giving this a try and thought it was pretty cool.. what i am doing is writing letters.. yeah iknow sounds kinda dumb but i hope it works.. its not just any kind of letters it the kind you get at the holiday times to give as keep sakes such as letters from santa or the easter bunny or even to your valentine.. yep yep that is wat i will be doing WOO HOO.. finally i am putting my talent to good use.. hehe i love writing.. i will have letters and peoms for all kinds of occations.. but for right now i am only starting out with a few things and then going from there. yeah i know it m
In My Stash
i have written a song... more like had an idea and used garage band to help bring it to life... anyway... enjoy the song and let me know if it was enjoyable for you to listen to. thanks for taking the time to read this have a fun time and hope you enjoy it.
To All My Friends And Family
thank you all so much for helping me get to ninja I apoligize for not being on as much but having cable and internet problems,hopefully will be fixed tommarrow.I truley cherish all my friends and family on fubar and feel bad for not being able to keep in touch,but that will change and annie will be there for ya all.So please let me know if ya need help leveling or bombing.kingdom of wolves till the end baby!To all my friends and family I hope you have a very merry and blessed christmas and a happy new year.Thank you all so much xoxoxo annie/cherokee
The Right Man For The Job
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. Unbeknownst to him, the gun was loaded with blanks. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husb
Foundry Cams: A Merry Christmas Compilation
Holiday cheer not quite up to speed? The beautiful girls of FOUNDRY CAMS dressed up in their slinkiest holiday outfits and made this special holiday video to brighten your holiday spirit...and to mess up your shoes, because you're going to drool all over them. Thanks to GARY HOEY for the song, and thanks to our own Jon for the editing. CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO! Then, once your pants are filled to the brim with warm, gooey egg nog, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the girls LIVE!
manjula@ fubar
The List
Good Morning. December 18th and one week before Christmas. Snow on the ground colder temperatures then the week before, yes…yes it is truly winter toto and we are not in Kansas anymore. I am not really sure if I have ever been to Kansas… hmm I best make that part of the list. Do you have a list? You know the list of things you wish to see, accomplish or just be part of before you meet the maker? I think there is a movie coming out with Jack Nicholson called “The Bucket List” Or something of that nature. Basically a list of things these two guys want to do before they push up daisies. Worm feast, sleep in the dirt hotel many, many terms for that long rest of no return. But, the list is basically in everyone’s head… other then those who actually do have a list hidden in some drawer or tucked away in a closet and at our age…those things get miss placed easier then not. I mean I can one minute tuck something away and my recall memory is like, now I just had that damned thing where did it
Coming To Terms
Coming to terms, And embracing the reality. Once blind to the truth, For fear of what it was. Standing back and looking in, I now know, I'm better without you. The first day, I felt as i could die. But the question is, Is Man worth dying over. Your child is, But no man will ever be. Each day the pain, slowly fades away. The wounds on my heart, soon start to heal. Another battle scar, Of this life of mine. I uncover another wolf, In sheeps clothing. Do not say forever, Forever is such a long time. Do not make promises, If you have doubt. No longer holding on, To the past I once had. I step on ahead, And leave you behind. I can see now, I desevre better then you. So tell me no more lies, For the truth will set you free.
In The Heat Of The Moment
In The Heat Of The Moment In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the mus
Kisses & Kisses
This Is The Time, There's No Better Time Than "right Now."
Everything that is, exists in this moment. This is the best time of your life because this is the time when your life is being lived. If you have been planning to take action, now is the time to do it. Within you is a vision of how great life can be, and now is the time to make it real. Now is the time when accomplishment happens. Now is the time when dreams are brought to life. Now is when you are free to choose the direction of your life. Now is when you are able to do what must be done. Life is now and you are here to live it. Do you realize what an enormous opportunity is now within your grasp? Breathe in deeply the sweet, powerful fragrance of this now moment. This is the time to fully and truly live. -- Ralph Marston
Due to some r/l drama, and some online "heartbreaks," for the lack of a better word, I'm taking a leave of absence from Fubar. How long? Probably forever, the way things are going... Met some good peeps here and some assholes too, but it's been... an experience.... Going to focus on my kids more, seeing how their mom finally admitted that she doesn't want them, which most of you know... And I'll be focusing more on my art instead of fake life online... It's pretty much the only thing I have left, that's mine and mine alone... and... "J.C."... I am sorry... for everything
Cleaning House *again* (read If Your A Friend Or Fan!)
It has become that time AGAIN! If you are on my Friends, Family or Fan list, and I never see you post, or leave me a Comment, I will be deleting you, unless you leave me a comment or an email stating you would like to stay on my list by 12am EST 12-19-07. Im sorry, but tired of leaving comments for those who never comment back. ~~BW
Alright. Let me get straight to the point. Over 97% of you I never hear from again after I rate your pics/profiles. Which means that you weren't interested in talking to begin with. And that's fine. But I'm not on here to just rate people. Therefore, from this point on DO NOT contact me asking me to rate you. You will be ignored. I will rate someone when I feel that their profile is worth rating. Peace.
I Am Sorry Friends
i am seriously considering leaving fubar. not because of any of have all been great but because i havent been keeping up on my work. and i am getting into trouble anyhow those of you who still want to talk to me can add me on yahoo or msn i have been letting fubar interfere with my sleep and with what i do for work it could mean my life. again sorry and thanks for being my friends. i dont have many in life. hugs Mike
Thanks To A Good Friend
Thanks to a good friend on the fu! "Nyne" She talked me into keeping my morphing contest going until christmas day! She is the best! Stop by her page and send her some luv!
And while they were there, the time came for her baby to be born. (Luke 2:6 NLT) We manage time; we waste time. We spend time, and we save time. We wish the time would come; we wish the time would pass. We see time fly, and we feel time drag. We watch clocks and carry calendars, creating the illusion that we somehow control time, yet all the while moments flow forward like a mighty river that cannot be stopped, harnessed, or re-routed. Yet God controls time. He created time and we, his creations, are fenced by his time, directed and guided by his holy and loving hand. Do you think God was surprised that “while they were there, the time came for her baby to be born?” We're often surprised by unexpected developments in our lives, yet the Bible teaches that God is never surprised, even in the most disastrous turn of events. How would your faith differ if you believed God was not surprised by your current circumstances and that he's working, at this moment, for a holy and
Wind stops blowing, Rapids halt, The heavens part, And time it stands still. Why? You of course. Simply you. -Hurley (copyright 2007)
Need Help
Please Help! I Am In A Patriotic Contest! Starting December 17th I Need All The Help I can Get! But Who Could Be More Patriotic Than A Marine! Click The Pic And Drop A Few Hundred Comments :D DJ_CorporalD
I Have Meet The Right One
i just wanted every1 to know i have meet the girl of my dreams. the past few days there has been drama from people on fubar who got jealous over us. well the people who got jealous started a bunch of crap. the crap almost costed us our realsionship. i want people to know im not single so any1 who has a problem with me being with some1 i will remove yall from my list and block yall im sick of the crap. i aM IN LOVE WITH THIS PERSON. SHE IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME A GIRL LIKE HER ONLY WAS IN MY DREAMS BUT MY DREAMS CAME TRUE.
My Heart Cannot Accept What My Mind Already Knows"
It's hard to believe that she and i could of been but still... I don't know why it's so difficult to accept. I keep repeating to myself that she's too good for the likes of me but in my heart i can't let go Maybe someday........just maybe my heart will believe what my mind already knows that she's to good for the likes of me.
Dj Shadow
Xordeal - Left Me To Die Lyrics
How could things run out of control so quick and unforeseen? We lost ourselves in a personal war, an unnecessary ridiculousity All my attempts to reach you were bound to fail I raised no accusations because I always thought: "What you didn't know when you said goodbye Was that you left me to die" You never saw my pain, the tears that I cried You never heard me scream in the black of the night You never understood my thoughts You never made me feel human I saw myself decay Helplessly drowning deeper I feasted myself at my agony Growing my hate stronger because Perhaps you knew when you said goodbye That you left me to die Now that I gained some insight To the corrupted soul of yours The only feeling I feel Is eternal hate for you Your heartlessness is disgusting Can you still look in the mirror? - I doubt But you keep telling me 'bout moral You, a monster without a conscience Now I'm sure when you said goodbye You knew you left me to die
The Twelve Days Of Fubar
On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: 'eleven Yards of
Re: Morphing Contest!!!!
Hey everyone! Keep up the comment bombing on my morphing contest u might be surprised what will happen!!! Winners will be announced Christmas day!!!
I Wonder
Don't remember where I found this. Enjoy. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling “Movie!, Movie!”? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them? Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip? Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? Do fish get cramps when they swim after eating? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Do one-legged ducks swim in circles? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a l
I Luv Artwork!!
Just in case U didn't know...I LUV ANY TYPE OF ARTWORK U CAN DO!! Look at some of the recent examples..there great!! If your creative..take one of my pix's & turn it into something beautiful!! If selected....some of your work will go on my new site.. Only 2 things I require!! Make it stand out...& make sure it's high quality....your name is on it..& it's going world everyone will see it. Love U Guys.. xoxooxoxoxooxoxoxox Lily
Women Vs Men On Fubar
You know everyday I get on this site and rate the hell out of my friends and those I dont know that need help as do most of the Guys on Fubar now sure u got Horney guys hell I am too but I dont come here looking for it. Then you have thhose women out there wanting to take advantage of that fact to level get blasts Happy hour cash whatever it maybe. Wow and when I need help to level I may have one maybe two people come to help for a minute wheres the love??? why do the women not help as much as the guys??
Be Origianal!
For god sakes! How many times can you post new mumms about sex? Does anyone have any real problems? Other then how they should fuck or spit or swallow. Come up with something origianal and grow the fuck up with all the sex themes. For god sakes , use the rest of your fucking brain and talk about something else!
Kiss Me
Reflections Upon 2007
What a year it has been. What a horrible, wonderful, rotten, beautiful year. I suppose that can be said of any year that we look at. This one in particular has been, for me at least, most remarkable. 2007 has been a year marked by unspeakable pain and amazing joys; searing loss and incredible gain; heart-wrenching letting go and rewarding reaching out; tremendous sorrows and sparkling moments of happiness; unexpected changes and less-expected healing. I rang in the New Year crying myself to sleep. My date for the evening was a "no-call, no show". He's probably the only man who presents diamonds as an "I won't be back, but I'm not going to tell you that, I'm just going to vanish" gift. The incredible foolishness of it all (on my part) is that he had done the same thing to me the year before. I mean nearly the EXACT SAME THING! Even the jewelry. At least the year before he HAD called to cancel—at the last minute; because he had decided-at the last minute-to buy his son a plane
I Am An Ordained Minister - Ulc & Green Faith Ministries
As of December 18th, 2007I have become an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church Monastary.Legally becomingReverend Jeremy D******Better know as The Rev(olution)The Universal Life Church (ULC) serves as a legal umbrella sheltering independent religious thought and expression from political control by church or state. It has no traditional dogma or doctrine beyond "live and help live," and "do that which is right." Because of its unorthodoxy, ULC defended its rights as a "legitimate church" in United States Courts, and prevailed. This opened the way for many New Age and other churches to practice and teach their beliefs freely today. I believe that no other church has been required to prove its right to exercise its freedom of religion in America! FUCK ALL BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA!!!! TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!BE THE REVOLUTION!!!! Amendment ICongress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridg
Song For A Winter's Night
December 18
Miscellaneous history for this day 1787 - New Jersey became the third state to ratify the U.S. Constitution. 1796 - The "Monitor," of Baltimore, MD, was published as the first Sunday newspaper. 1862 - The first orthopedic hospital was organized in New York City. It was called the Hospital for Ruptured and Crippled. 1865 - Slavery was abolished in the United States with the 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution being ratified. 1898 - A new automobile speed record was set at 39 mph (63 kph). 1903 - The Panama Canal Zone was acquired 'in perpetuity' by the U.S. for an annual rent. 1912 - The U.S. Congress prohibited the immigration of illiterate persons. 1912 - The discovery of the Piltdown Man in East Sussex was announced. It was proved to be a hoax in 1953. 1915 - U.S. President Wilson, widowed the year before, married Edith Bolling Galt at her Washington home. 1916 - During World War I, after 10 months of fighting the French defeated the Germans
Wounderful Song
I know your eyes in the morning sun I feel you touch me in the pouring rain And the moment that you wander far from me I wanna feel you in my arms again And you come to me on a summer breeze Keep me warm in your love Then you softly leave And it's me you need to show How deep is your love? How deep is your love How deep is your love I really mean to learn 'Cause we're living in a world of fools Breakin’ us down When they all should let us be We belong to you and me I believe in you You know the door to my very soul You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour You're my saviour when I fall And you may not think I care for you When you know down inside That I really do And it's me you need to show How deep is your love? How deep is your love How deep is your love I really mean to learn 'Cause we're living in a world of fools Breakin’ us down When they all should let us be We belong to you and me And you come to me on a summer breeze, Keep
December 18
Birthdays Joseph Grimaldi 1778 Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) 1870 Paul Klee 1879 Ty Cobb (MLB) 1886 Edwin Howard Armstrong 1890 George Stevens 1904 Christopher Fry 1907 Abe Burrows 1910 Willy Brandt 1913 Betty Grable 1916 Lynn Bari 1917 Ossie Davis 1917 Anita O’Day (Colton) 1919 Roger Smith 1925 Lonnie Brooks 1933 Chas (Bryan) Chandler (Animals) 1938 Sam Andrew (Big Brother and the Holding Company) 1941 Alan Rudolph 1943 Keith Richards (Rolling Stones) 1943 Steven Spielberg 1947 Leonard Maltin 1950 Gillian Armstrong 1950 Martha Johnson (Martha and the Muffins) 1950 Elliot Easton (The Cars) 1953 Ray Liotta 1955 Brad Pitt 1963 Robson Green 1964 Tracy Byrd 1966 DMX 1970 Arantxa Sanchez Vicario 1971 Katie Holmes 1978 Christina Aguilera 1980
Music History For December 18
1737 - Antonio Stradivari, died in Cremona, Italy. He is recognized as the most renowned violin maker in history. 1786 - Opera composer Baron Karl von Weberwas born. 1860 - Composer Edward Alexander MacDowell was born. 1892 - Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker Suite" publicly premiered in St. Petersburg, Russia. 1920 - Conductor Arturo Toscanini made his first recording for Victor Records. 1934 - Willie Smith sang with Jimmy Lunceford and his Orchestra on "Rhythm is Our Business." 1961 - Britain's EMI Records rejected the Beatles. They later signed them. 1964 - Funeral services were held in Chicago for Sam Cooke. 1965 - U.S. Army Staff Sergeant Barry Sadler recorded "Ballad of the Green Berets. 1971 - Jerry Lee Lewis and his cousin Myra Brown were divorced. They were married when she was 13 years old. 1975 - Rod Stewart announced that he was leaving Faces for a solo career. 1981 - About 35 million people watched a Rod Stewart concert via satellite
The My Girl Cali Minx
To All My Friends Here... Dec 12, 2007 11:32 AM Take a few minutes to read this... Something worth the time to read and think on...Even if you don't like getting these things some are worth the time to read and worth Forwarding to those who do...Have a good day...Smile to know someone thought of you when She read this...Sincerely Anna ************************************************ The Secret One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down." With her eyes smiling, she said, "I know the Secret!" "What secret is that?" To which she replied, "I'll tell you all about it, but you have to promise to share the Secret with others." "The Secret is this: I have learned there is little I can do in my life that will make me truly happy. I must depend on God to make me happy and to meet my needs. When a need arises in my life, I have to trust God to supply accord
Dean Guitars!
Hey everybody! I just have to say, that Dean Guitars are the best guitars in the world! They are also the best guitars to learn to play on. I have been playing on my Dean Z Tour Bass, and I have got to say, that it is awesome! I have also had a chance to play a few Razorbacks, and different ML's. Seriously! You should check them out at ! You will not regret it!
Wwe Armageddon 2007(full Ppv)
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Somehow I lost 75 friends last night.. I had a lil over a 1000 then today I only have 900 something.. has anyone else noticed friends disappearing in the last cpl days??? WTF I say!! If you have.. msg me and let me know.. pls
How Come?
i was just wondering why nobody has signed my guess book. i am sry, but i don't understand. is it because my friends really don't like me? now, i do try and take the time to do my best to rate and leave comments on all of my friends pages and pics. so, i guess what i am saying is. please go and sign my guess book. thanks in advance.
Just Really Frustrated Right Now
Got a lot of things that just seem to be adding up deep inside me. Frustrated...... With myself for many things... Not having a car yet after my last one died on me months ago. Not having a job.....and now it winter and I am cooped up and having seasonal depression going on.... That only seems like those who would be someone good to hook up with are already taken or involved.... Tired of those who are involved or married just seeming like they would be into me if they were not....or being into me and thinking it is ok to be involved with others at the same time. Not right. Frustrated that I cannot seem to find someone to be serious about me and mean it. Someone who treats relationships right and not like some kind of game. Tired of people just vanishing on me. Tired of me pushing away people......I usually do it if it deals with someone I cannot let myself get too close to.....or I am just afraid I will end up hurt like usually happens......or I end up thinking I am not
If you could travel back in time , would you be a pirate ?
And Nothing Is All And All Is Sanity
it starts as it ends..silent..cold..empty..tears..cries unheard..breaths heard..the bleakness of nothing..and with that the shadow vanishes and all is left is a il feeling of all the happiness in the world has been sucked away...for the shaow, darkness was hope and the faith the many needed to thrive on another day...til then the fear remains awaiting its return.. the silent stalker that waits the eyes that see the lips that caress the cold as it bites at its warm exposed flesh hold tight that breath the sweat swept from a brow the choking grip of a ivory handle the glint of a metal cold to touch and soft like a razor through butter grinding teeth spit snarls like a hungry wolf waiting for prey deaths harbinger
Take all you can get , and give nothing in return !
Boy Hits Car
everywhere there seems to be a memory sometimes memeory's kill me your like a man without skin, everything he see's seems to see touch him like a man without skin everything he touches seems to hurt him he says maybe i'm just a man if you let me i'll end it all all my life i never wanted to cause pain to anyone, i tried but it seems to be in vain see me standing naked in a pool of my own blood don't you wonder if i love her don't you ever think did he care welcome to lovecore now my friend, all these thought running through my mind now am i ready to die now i feel like the fucker who ripped her life don't you wonder if i love her don't you ever think did he care welcome to lovecore all my life i never wanted to cause pain to anyone, i tried but it seems to be in vain standing here ready for the sacrifice see me standing naked in a pool of my own blood
Pic Rate
the point of rate pics is for the people in the pics not the people in the bar to say things because of the persons sex rate that is rateing the pic. you should always rate people a ten because that gives them a good filling about there pic and self image. dont be an ass hole be good and good things will come to you in life. if you want to rate the pics of the same sex do it dont think about what people will say about you rating the pic they just do that they are from here true self and true fillings. so stay true to your self not to what every body around you thinks about the matter because all that matter is what you fill about your self. if you live your life for the people around you your not really living life, live life for your self the way you want. thanks steven09
Just A Thought
I was thinking it's amazing how we can laugh at other peoples misfortunes. Britney Spears going crazy and lopping off all her hair. People who wreck their cars. Laughing at the people who get cheated on. etc etc. We all have our little things that we know is wrong to joke about but, we do it. But, when that same stuff happens to us it's not so funny is it?... Not so funny when we are the ones getting robbed, getting broken ribs, getting diagnosed with diseases, getting the pain. hmm I dunno like I said just a thought.
As i sit here in this chair listening a slow jam, I'm starting to think of what life has been like for me as far. It all started when i went back and read all the post blogs i wrote and reflecting on past memories. I know a person shouldn't dwell on the past but, i can't help it. its what i have and can never shake. I'm reminded of people i miss, time i gave love only to not receive in return. what I've gained and lost. And who i came from having trust for any and everyone to watching everyone with a hawk eye. I find myself waking up in the middle of the night, getting in my car and just driving and listening to the same song over and over again. On the outside, I'm happy, smiling all the time. but for really on the inside I'm angry and i don't know why. my life is going okay, I got a nice place to lay my head, food in my stomach, and a car. so what the fuck is up? What I'm i really missing in my life? I really feel that its past bullshit that's fucking with me. But see, the fucked u
Baphomet: Lord Of The Witches
Lost Love
Know This... There are things in life that we really want to have There are things that we have but don't want We might want someone that will love us and be by our side Someone that will kiss us good night and hold us tight But then when it all goes away, you stay up late every night thinking about her/him and how you miss her/him You just want her/him more than ever now You hate it how she/he just got up and left "If only I would've done this to stop her/him from leaving" you say to yourself But it's too late, and no matter how hard you beg her/him to come back, she/he won't You wish there was something you could do to move on but there's nothing because she/he already with another Another girl/guy is having those kisses you had Another girl/guy is in her/his arms the way you once where But I beg you, please don't kill yourself or go crazy over it Just because it ended, doesn't mean that you can't move on like she/he did You can still have what you had with her/hi
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What A Dick
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Facts About Christmas
The Origin of Christmas Before one gets carried away with Christmas worship, there are a few things you should know. Let's take an honest and objective look at the origins of this holiday. We read in Werner Keller's book The Bible as History the following admission: "December 25 is referred to in documents as Christmas Day in A.D. 324 for the first time. Under the Roman emperor Justinian [A.D. 527-565] it was recognized as an official holiday. An old Roman festival played a a major part in the choice of this particular day. December 25 in ancient Rome was the 'Dies Natali Invictus,' 'the birthday of the unconquered,' the day of the winter solstice and at the same time, in Rome, the last day of the Saturnalia, which had long since degenerated into a week of unbridled carnival . . ." (p.331). Doesn't it seem rather strange that the so-called "Christian church" should choose a day to celebrate the Messiah's birth which was identified as the day of the birth of the unconquered
Feelin Kinda Dirty
give me what you got even if its sin just open up my legs baby and slide your fingers right in then let me get on top and ride your chin as you lick my clit i say please dont stop till my g has been hit
A Love Like Fire
A love like fire, a burning passion runs deep in my soul, a longing for returned desire Without question. When I look into your eyes I see a flawless beauty. Thoughts of you and I together consume me in every waking moment. When you are near the fire rages inside me, To say that I am in love, it isn’t enough; I know in this lonely heart that I have to show you how I feel. You must understand that these feelings I have cannot merely be written. Words cannot explain how I long to hold you in my arms, how I wish to fall asleep listening to your soft breathing, how I wish to wake up to see a smile on your face. I would like to spend a lifetime with you rather than a single moment without you. I love you as you are; don’t change, don’t do anything different for me. Just promise you’ll be the one to catch me as I fall more and more in love with you. Just promise you’ll be the one to catch me. Don’t change, don’t do anything different for me; I love you as you are
Thoughts Before Bed
Well, all things considered I guess I'm ok. I know I have been fighting an inexplicable problem in my head. Its not a headache. Its like exhaustion. I had assume it had something to do with my antidepressant. Long story short, I had issues trying to get the right dosage from the pharmacy of choice here. I used a higher dosage every two to three days and finally I think it took its toll. I should be ok soon. Well, ok not great but ok. I do know physically I have a need that I know isn't going to be met anytime soon. For those of you who know what my 'frustrated' means, I am beyond frustration. All I have are my memories, my visions ... everything I remember about the experience. I wish I could have those experiences now. But now my focus is on other things. Its a funny thing being in control though. I don't have to explain my actions to anyone. I guess I could be pretty upset at what has happened lately. My ex's total lack of respect for me is becoming more and mo
5000 To Go Yes 5000 To Go
please come by and help out tonight. tonight is the night everybody who reads this please come by and help i feel that im gonna get this tonight with all of your help let do this turn the music up and bombs away
Have you ever felt utterly and absolutely alone even though you are surrounded by people, friends and family? That's how I feel 24/7. I have people that love and care for me all around me but I feel like I can't confide in anyone. There are only two living things that I can talk to, confide in and trust to keep my deepest darkest secrets and those two creatures are my beloved Basset Hounds, Sneakers and Buster. I try to make friends at every opportunity but it's hard for me to just walk up to someone and start a conversation much less become friends. One person I know can't figure out how I can call people I have met on-line friends and start a relationship with them. I can do it because I don't have to actually talk to them. By using an IM or e-mail I can pick and choose my words carefully. I'm not a social butterfly by any means. I'm the guy you see sitting at the bar ignoring everybody and everything. Sometimes I wonder if I have some form of depression. When I go to wor
Dear Santa
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ************************************************** *** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ************************************************** ** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom,
What I Can Offer...
I cannot promise you a lifetime or even a day For my days and yours are bound to others through a lifetime commitment What I can offer is For whatever amount of time we can steal I offer you laughter for laughter is beauty I offer you honesty for honesty is pure I offer patience for patience is needed to gain trust I offer you sincerity for through my sincerity I will show you my inner being and desires All I ask in return is for you to be honest and open for through your honesty and openness I will receive from you all that I offer........
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On this beautiful day I decided to try out being a VIP so I paid the fifteen bucks and than decided to buy a blast as well I usually buy a blast once a month.The picture I had set for my primary is a tasteful pic of me in a pink number I had it for my primary for almost 2months with no problems.While I was on earlier I noticed that a Fubar bouncer had rated that exact pic a 10 and about twenty minutes later that pic was marked nsfw and pulled from my primary spot!Which leads me top wonder why was it pulled after being up dor almost 3months and I did 2 or 3 other blasts n it wasnt a problem why all of a sudden was it pulled?True he gave me a 10 but that is some sneaky fucked up shit I think.It is also cowardly that he can hide behind being a bouncer and I can do nothing to defend myself.So I felt like venting.
Dealing With My Own Demons...
> In need of two strong arms to hold me, two warm lips to kiss me and a calming voice to tell me "everything will be all right...". > Just feeling a little low , finally got to see the tumor for real.. it is size of walnut ...I thought i had accepted it being real ,but when I saw it on the sonogram, it hit home that it is a part of me that I have to deal with and hope for the best results NO matter what they choose to do to get rid of it... I'm okay ....just tired of all the UNKNOWN factors in this..existence, wondering if life is around the next corner or just more crossroads to have to decide on which direction to go... > Forgive me but just had to get some of it out and you were the ''lucky one'', to ask...Anna
Written In Confusion
walk through ashes tell your shadow to follow a different leader away from the sun there's no calm for the fears of a child's imagination tear away the layers that burn deep in me, deep in you rearrange the pieces you thought held you together is there love is there peace or is there too much control for you to part with run with your eyes closed and set your path on fire no man ever made it far without a soul what would these words mean if you couldn't feel gather courage, gather faith, gather love what do you do...lets see what you do
What Is Your Love Style?
What is your love style?RomanticYou love to make your partner feel special, whether you are doing anything or not. Your sweet words and tender touches are your favored method of seduction, and members of the opposite sex swoon at the mere sight of you! You are a classic romantic, and definitely a keeper! Your best match: a Passionate lover Stay away from: an Aggressive lover
Everything I've Learned About Sex
My Lost Love... I Promise You This....
I have loved deeply And I have lost greatly And to you I shall leave alone For you have cause me Great Pain And horrible sadness in my days We had a wonderful thing going Evenings shared in magical bliss Wild and free in the dreams of the night knowing that our love was the purest of joys Nothing could ever keep us separated from one another Till the day I had ruined it all With simple spoken words of wrong Never did I fail to see what was done Till that faithful day I had lost you my love Never is there a day that goes by That I do not forget the pain I've done Nor the pain and hurt I have received in kind Of my words spoken in depressed and hurtful tones That I have relived to lately have caused us to part so quickly To you I make this Blood promise That I shall never more cause you pain Nor shall I ever be hurtful or hateful to you For I am now nothing more then a lost and saddened soul That is roaming this quiet world forever to be alone.... St
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Note: To The Kids & Noobs On This Site.
Due to recent "fu-Event's" I've observed. I felt it neccesary to remind a few of you of some things.
If I Havent Fanned You Back Yet I Will
this is goin crazier than i thought please bear with me thanx for all the love
Lil Dragonfly
fly lil drangonfly, safe&fast no need to run from the past, fly lil dragonfly, strong&true even when u don't know what 2 do, fly lil dragonfly, always remember i love u
If You Think That I Am A Fool...
LMAO!!!!! Two can play... two can play, and I play for keeps!
My Name Is Fibromyalgia
MY NAME IS FIBROMYALGIA by Terri Been Hi. . .My Name is Fibromyalgia, and I'm an Invisible Chronic Illness. I am now velcroed to you for life. Others around you can't see me or hear me, but YOUR body feels me. I can attack you anywhere and anyhow I please. I can cause severe pain or, if I'm in a good mood, I can just cause you to ache all over. Remember when you and Energy ran around together and had fun? I took Energy from you, and gave you Exhaustion. Try to have fun now! I also took Good Sleep from you and, in its place, gave you Brain Fog. I can make you tremble internally or make you feel cold or hot when everyone else feels normal. Oh, yeah, I can make you feel anxious or depressed, too. If you have something planned, or are looking forward to a great day, I can take that away, too. You didn't ask for me. I chose you for various reasons: That virus you had that you never recovered from, or that car accident, or maybe it was the years of abuse and trauma. Well, anyway, I'm
Lets Put My Girl In The Spotlight
Im New Here Lookin To Make And Meet New Friend's
im learning as i go im sorry if i take too long too respond thanx for undertanding
* Something Sweet For Xmas*
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Exes Suck
5-2-2005 Baby, It's been a beautiful 2 years since I've been blessed to have you in my life. You've taught me things about you and even myself. You brought light and joy to every day I seen you. I wouldn't take back a breath, a smile,a tear, or a laugh. If given the chance I'd do it all again. I was searching for something to fill me, to make me whole. And for a short lived amount of time, you granted me that. Given, it hurts like hell now, it was worth every second. I wish we would never have argued anbout anything, large or small, because with each sevond I wasted arguing with you ,I could have been holding you and kissing you. I'll take all of these memories with me. Remember me. That's the one thing that I ask of you. Remember me. It's the easiest way to deal with the circumstances., since it's inevitable to avoid one another, we have to find an easier way to ease the pain. So let's smile when we cross paths. Let's laugh when we talk on the ph
were are all the closer guys at im from belton tx.
Damn It!
I guess I didn't get my male cat fixed in time. He's impregnated his MOTHER and SISTER! Look at him.... He's so guilty.
Red Bike
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God: I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear
1 Year
I can't believe how fast time goes by.. it feels like only yesterday that I got the phone call telling me Ryan was killed. Today made exactly 1 year and I still think of him every day and catch myself talking to him. I haven't even taken his number out of my cell phone. How sad is that.. it's not like it's going to ring and be him. I miss him so much and I tell him so all the time. My bestfriend, Ryan, I miss you more than anything and love you! You are still in my thoughts and will always be. I wish so much that you were still here, you always listened to me when I had a problem and you always gave me good advice. I know one day I will see you again and that thought warms me. We all miss you! You will always be my bestfriend sweetie!
so here i am blogging hurriedly, im watching intervention and i just had a most painful thought a sec ago. i just realized why i feel like i have to save everything, animals, birds, ppl, homeless, charities, as you all know my mom was murdered, east side hastings. vancouver. drugs. i feel like i have to save everything because i couldnt save my mom. i was only 7 when she died. i couldnt save her. and i cant save her now. but it helps knowing this. this show hits wayy to close to home for me. but it keeps me human.
Just A Question???
In lieu of an answer I ask you this question It's not necessary Just suggested Do you want me Do you love me Will you kiss me Will you hold me
“the Penny King” Joins Cindy Sheehan - Peace Activists Planning Pro-peace Protest At New Year's Rose Parade
“The Penny King” Joins Cindy Sheehan - Peace Activists Planning Pro-Peace Protest at New Year's Rose Parade By Alex S. Gabor Congressman Ron Paul invited along with other global dignitaries to an International Pennies for Peace Concert sponsored by the Infinite Freedom Foundation, Penny King Productions, the successors and assigns of Penny King Holdings Inc., Penny King Holdings Corp, the International Penny Appreciation Fund and other celebrated anonymous sponsors. Local, National and International Pro-Peace American, Canadian and Hungarian citizens will stage non-violent protests and demonstrations throughout the Rose Parade in Pasadena, California, on Tuesday, January First, 2008 (01/01/08), New Year's Day! “The Penny King” will be there supporting Cindy Sheehan and the Camp Casey Peace Institute. His decree throughout the lands of the earth that “The Penny King” calls upon all within traveling distance to Pasadena to “bring their pennies”, for on that first day of 200
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E-mail Banter!
In the previous blogs, i mentioned "e-mails"...these are those emails. read the bottom one...than the next one up is his response, and so forth...very top one is from him, but that was the last e-mail, so it didn't say "spewed forth from" for some reason... ***************************************** Ilike what you have said and for this Im going to make you a LT. in charge of Public image Team watchdog. You will be charged with making sure all the team leaders keep Hooties up todate ********************************************* === 'Angi*~Fu-Ball and Chain of Dain~*~Proud Owner of Lexi's Twat*~*' spewed forth the following at '2007-12-11 14:40:36'.. > > Thanks for getting back to me. Like I said, the intention of the mail was not to get anyone in trouble. Maybe you could inform the officers that they need to let hotties know of updates and blogs that need to be addressed. I don't check the officers pages every day. And bulletins go by so fast, that I don't always see t
Will You Give This To My Daddy?
Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families . Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women, a young girl,
Stay At Home Moms
stay at home moms A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had h
Rigged Contest
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex." "Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven." "Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant. The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number. "Two!" said the second guy. "Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again." As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged." "No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."
Ok so I haven't really been on here in awhile. Mainly cuz one laptop is busted one doesn't like my net & the only time I can get on I'm usually at the station with my recruiter...or out with my friends. So basically this is my life as of now. Wake up/go to work/hang out with friends/spend time with family/study/work out/talk to someone from the station/repeat. I have 3 months left in AZ then I'm off to IL for basic...then FL for A-school then hopefully a carrier or destroyer whichever I get I'll be greatful for. I'm so happy with my choice you have no idea. I'm in for 8 years I believe I'm gonna push my last four to active reserves cuz frankly...inactive is dumb too me. I'd rather be doing something! That's about it. if you need me email me @ myspace me: or text me if you have my number :) ttyl
Dear Santa,
I know i have not wrote you since i was 5 but i guess i well try it again this many years later! So santa my only wish i want from you is to see my baby girl for the holiday to hold her kiss her and lot you know i trully love her with ever drop of blood in my body i know you probly dont think i been the best person this year but i have tryed to be ! If you could do that for me i really would be thankful for that !! thank santa Blackheart
Hey To All My Friends An Family
i like to ty u all who have helped me out ..i finally got up to took awahile but i made it...u r all wonderful friends and i wanted to let ya know i care and love u all as my friends...i try my best to help out people as they do for me i wrote this to let u all know i ty u all from the bottom of my heart and ..let u all know u r all loved...huggzz to ya..and i am glad u all r my friends u know who i am talking about..well i catch u all later..have a great nite and halidayz...lots of love and huggzz stacie
I Have Over $700,000 Fubar Bucks Waiting For A New Home!!!
A Good Husband!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner
Got a bunch of new pix up in various folders, brand new one added, please comment/rank!!!Fam members always appreciate nsfw pix commented, as always i will return the favor!!!
My Hardcore Heaven...
well i made a lounge SourApples HardCore Heaven come pop in and check it join don't or just come in and say hi hiring staff also
Well my surgery is scheduled for tomorrow, I have to be there at 7:30am. Ive been looking forward to this day but dreading it too. Ive been looking forward to it cause hopefully I will feel better in the long run. Ive been dreading it cause its surgery, they are going to cut my body open and theres no telling what could happen. I have pretty much had nightmares for the past 2 weeks, hopefully after tomorrow that will all be behind me. If Im not able to get on the internet when I come home my friends doughboy and mom will know how Im doing cause they will be the first 2 people that I call when Im capable. Here are the links to their pages if you want to check on how im doing. Doughboy~Bartender for Jens BBW Fortress~Broken Angel's Fuhusband@ fubar ~~Mom~~Broken Hearted BBW@ fubar See Everyone in a couple of days!!!!!
Christmas ;(
Well, It's the christmas season... And in true 2007 fashion everything just seems to be going wrong. It's not bad enough that I've been through 2 car accidents, 2 horrible breakups, Lost my car, my money, all my savings, and the job I love because of it..Now christmas season is here, and I can't seem to get into the spirit...I don't feel like celebrating a "savior" or a "god" that doesn't seem to care about me and my little family. I know that sounds really horrible, but it's really hard to keep the faith when It just seems like your shoveling shit against the tide. I hope everyone out there has a wonderfull Christmas, and I pray that ya'll have a better holiday season then me.
Af Wife
I Am A I Wear These Tags Proud I Will Always Be Proud Of My Airman No Matter The Ups And Downs This Is How It Is
~my Vow's As His Slave And The Primary That I Am For His House~
my vow's as His slave and Primary that i am,,,,,, i will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. i realize that failing to do so will not only prevent myMaster and i from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. i will not manipulate myMaster. i will not push to make a scene go the way i feel it should. i will keep an open mind about trying things that i am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. i will continue to grow as the slave i am with myMaster and as a human being. i will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases myMaster, and will do my best to fulfill His every wish and desire to the best of my ability. i will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, i know that slave does not equal "doormat". i will be courteous and helpful to my fellow sister's, i will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from whe
Busy Week
Maybe this isn't the appropriate blog to place this entry in. I finally got laid. Woohoo! Hopefully once more before we leave for Canadia. Am I the only one who can't satnd when people say "rate/fan/add me" on their pages. Why ask? Are people that desperate? Oh well, who am I to judge. Oh yeah, I am the giver of the 10s and this site is all about judging. Anyway, it's time for bed and time to take care of things.
The Latest And Final Edition!
OK PPL...This is from just now. Finally I have been released from his evil clutches!!! this one you'll have to read from bottom to top...sorry, but it's too time consuming... ->*Firechief...: mk.... *Firechief...: drop it ok ->*Firechief...: lol...what exactly was supposed to be fun about it? By being demeaning? Sorry, but that's not exactly my idea of fun *Firechief...: goodbye ok I tried to show u fun and play with you but No good ->*Firechief...: i don't know what "games" you're talking about. I sent an email saying i wanted decided to go all hitler and DEMAND...not cool chief..not cool at all.... ->*Firechief...: wow ok..way to be adult about it.... *Firechief...: I dont play those games *Firechief...: well ur off my List and its personal ->*Firechief...: you were off my family when i sent you that email saying i wanted's nothing personal. none of this ever was... *Firechief...: u took me off your family so I did the same ->*Firechief...: oh he
Update 1
Just wanted to let those of you who are keeping track know that the tentative due date for the new arrival is july 25.
Be An Angel
Be An Angel Reach for the stars Keep your halo polished Share your favorite things with others Plant a garden for the butterflies Say something nice to someone everyday Be patient with those who don't fly as fast as you do Talk to the plants to help them grow Always tell the truth Think good thoughts Sprinkle a little startdust wherever you go
Women Soccer
i just saw a girl i work with play some women indoor soccer i dont suggest that should be a sport cause i saw a girl headbutt a ball and it hit her nose she went crying off and usually when that happens too a guy we just walk it off 5 seconds later after running the pain goes away thats why women shouldnt play sports why do you think the wnba is so underrated lol im not saying you shouldnt but im saying MAN UP women be tough dont be pansys you gotta fight the good fight like MEN do shit we have more men soldiers than women soldiers and more men athelites than women athelites than women geez MAN UP
Listen Assholes
To those idiots that keep going into my pictures and reporting them NSFW... and guess what... I know who you are morons because YOUR THE LAST IDIOTS TO VIEW THE PIC BEFORE IT IS REPORTED...STAY OUT OF MY PICTURES IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE HUMOR.. obviously you are in the top 2% that get offended by tits and ass... fucktards
Bong Daddy's House...please Check It Out (please Repost) (repost)
Military Wife
Author Unknown The backbone of the home you see. That's what the military wife is to me. Guarding the fort while her husband's away, Defending and protecting his country each day. Though many forget the importance of her role in his life, Please, Sir, don't forget the military wife. The woman who primarily raises her children alone, The one who strives to make a "house", a home. The one who sacrifices the time she could share, The one who has many responsibilities to bear. The woman who is married to a protector of the world, The one whose life stays fairly unfurled. I say again, kind Sir, don't forget the role she plays in his life. Yes, dear Sir, the military wife. The woman who stands by her husband's side, The one who takes life stride by stride. The woman who wonders when he's far away, The one who prays for his safety and sends tender love his way. Next time you look into a soldier's eyes, Think of the one who stands by his side. The one left behind
Homophobics On Here!!!
This is my own opinion on this subject. U can aggree or disagree with me. It is ur choice. Homophobia (from Greek ὁìï homo(sexual), "same, equal" öïâßá (phobia), "fear") is a non-clinical term used to describe the fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals. It can also mean hatred, hostility, disapproval of, or prejudice towards homosexuals, or homosexual behavior or cultures. Homophobic is the adjective form of this term used to describe the qualities of these characteristics while homophobe is the noun form given as a title to individuals with "homophobic" characteristics. I think there is way to many guys on here that r homophobic. Most of u will agree with me on this, since we all see it every single day on here. I've been thinking about this for sometime now. Guys on here think if they go and rate, fan or even try and become friends with another male on this site. That they r GAY. Which isn't the case at all. Just b/c u g
Another F***ing Liar
Are men really that fucking stupid they don't think women wont talk to each other? I have feelings for someone so it really doesnt get me as upset as it does other. This person was so playing women against each other. His elaborate lie was exposed to me tonight. I just had that "Feeling" about the stories this gentleman would a tall tale. Being friend he asked me if I really felt the way I did for someone and I explained yes with all my Heart. Somehow that answer did not sit well with this supposed friend. He then made up a story about a woman he was getting to know well and hated to tell em online (like I said, no skin off my teeth because I care about someone else). I already knew he was some sort of player by the attention I received from the women on his page. Laughing it off I remained friends with this person. The stories and tall tales grew for months after he commited Fubar suicide. Such a coincidence that someone else created a new page to keep an eye on me on he
Im Losing My Mind
I don't know what it is but day by day i get more angry at the world and the way things are in my life.I've lost my ability to care about the things and the people i onced loved.I keep asking myself why should i care about things that never gave a shit about me. My life carelessly ruined by stupid fucking ignorant cunts who don't know better.I tried my best to be a good friend or a good lover.It's hard to do that in a world of people who only give a shit about themselves.They would rather Throw away a good man...a good person full of endless love and careing.Just because he would rather be responable insted of party all the time and not give a shit about things that should really matter.They give the cold sholder to someone who would lay down their life for them. I find myself only feeling happy when things turn to shit for others.I laugh when people have major problems.Yet,it scares me because thats not me.....not the me most people know.I don't know what happend to the man i us
Sometimes we think we know people. Sometimes it is clear that we don't.......... What I really wonder is who do we really know?
If I Were Ole Santa
If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do; I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you, and deliver some things just inside your front door, things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor, and to go along with it, a neat tiny figure. Then restore the old color that once graced your hair, before rinses and bleaches took residence there. I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted, so things now suspended need not be uplifted. I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back until you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks. I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin, so you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin. You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells and you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells. No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes; no searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose. Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny from a doctor who thinks you'r
Am I Most Kissable??
Gimmie a KISS! Go to the above link and rate, also leave a comment please please please lol Happy Holidays!
This Is What I Was Talking About!!
Here is a conversation I had with the "Firechief" AKA HITLER! It was a little difficult to do, but since I had sooo much free time tonight..I figured, what the hell. What I typed is shown with the -> in front of the word "*Firechief" I hope it's not too confusing! *Firechief...: it wasnt to funny really *Firechief...: Im sorry u felt u needed to inslute yourslef like u did and slap us inthe face cuz u didnt get your way ->*Firechief...: Because I didn't get my way? LOL...that had nothing to do with anything. And slapping in the face? WTF...too funny. Nobody even cared that I was a second alarm hottie, or even noticed it except for you *Firechief...: well Im sorry u felt that way really its not like u were there that long anyway ->*Firechief...: and the 1st alarm uglies is a group where it doesn't matter what you look like, you don't have to look a certain way to be in it ->*Firechief...: sorry I felt what way? And you're right, I wasn't there that long. ->*F
I'm A Princess
i wasn't sure what blog to put this entry under. so if it should be the other one, let me know. here we go! i have become a spoiled child. i have learned as the middle daughter of my only mother that i must beg for attention. it is not a good thing. it's rather annoying to my friends and colleagues. i'm sure it annoys my family and those who are too close to me to say so as well. heck i even annoy myself. i'm loud, rambunctious, and whiny. some days, it's all about me! i am the center of attention no matter what. i know we all have days like that but really, i have too many days like that - quit denying it. i'm not going to stop being your friend because you acknowledge the truth of the matter. i have always accepted this as a part of who i am. as i'm writing this though, i am realizing that this is a part of what i lack. i lack the grace and decency to sit back and be in the shadows. my demands for attention and admiration must be met but they are not needs. they are simply t
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they successfully slipped into the U.S. The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy hushes him quickly and whispers "Don't blow our cover." You're in America now, speak Spanish.
Santas Sleigh Ride. Big Pimp Out...are You On It ?!?!?
Santas Sleigh Ride ! Will you be on Santas good list this year? If so, this sleigh ride is for all of the good little boys and girls. No RULES to get on this ride. Just message ME , Miss_Behavin25 if you want on ! Merry Christmas, from my family to yours ! ««¤Mͧ§_ßëhãvíñ¤»»~ Rate / Fan & Add me...While you're here sign my guest book@ fubar This public service announcement was brought to you by Miss_Behavin25 I'm Miss_Behavin and I approve this message ! ~Kiwichi~ *Ayottolah of Rock and Rolla*@ fubar Cynde@ fubar maintenanceman@ fubar *~DREW~*@ fubar
Merry Christmas And Happy New Year
I just wanna wish everyone a very merry christmas and a happy new year. Im not sure how much im gonna be online between now and the new year so if I miss comments on anyone I wish you the best this holiday season. Lots of licks and spanks to my friends :P:P:P oh and either thrusday afternoon or friday dependin on how long my daughters christmas program runs im gonna be doin a happy hour that i won in the auction i was in. Ill post a new blog on when its gonna be sometime on wed. I hope to see everyone online then! xoxo -cotton
The Real Slim Santa(nsfw)- Weird Al
Art Update :bad News
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Crackheads Pics of 2 homeless people strange.
Crack Is Whack!!!! Check out 2 crackheads fucking while smoking crack in the middle or an alley during the day.
Seeing My Nsfw Pics Update
ok I guess I confused everyone. No you don't have 2 pay or bribe me 2 see them, just ask is all
For One Night Only The Justice League Open To Public
hello all just come on in and chat and have a good time just cut and paste this in adress bar and come have some fun
♫ Dj John© ♫ Founder Of The United Bombing Association'
THis asshole leaves me a shitty threating message then blocks me.. I hate someone that cannot stand and fight.. he would rather talk shit and hide behind Blocking me than standing up and giving me a chance to respond to his little threats. So handle your business there DJ John.. Oh do as it appears you normally do and hide.. Ok jackass since you will not allow me to post on your page.. This is your exact message... "Don't stop by this page again, leave my girlfriend alone or we will have problems. Stalkers are not welcome on any website, so leave my girl alone. There is no need to go to her page but then again, your ass is blocked and will remain blocked! We don't need the Drama, so grow up and leave well enough alone!" What part of "we will have problems" and "I will show you how Chicago handles people like you" is not a threat.?? Oh and for that part.. got news for ya.. You do not scare me in the least bit.. if you want come to Arizona and we can talk man to man abou
7000 To Go For My Vip
please come by and help out tonight. tonight is the night everybody who reads this please come by and help i feel that im gonna get this tonight with all of your help let do this turn the music up and bombs away
The Joker Pics From The Dark Knight- Enjoy
New Direction For The War On Terrorists
New Direction for the war on terrorists. "Send Prior Service Vets over 42 " I am over 42 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military or rejoin in my case.) They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us older guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Older guys only think about sex a couple dozen times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even li
A Very Special Christmas Present...
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got him from the church." "And why did you take him?" The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."
Just Need Time
I just wanted to say hello to every one and to wish them all a very happy holidays. I am sorry that I haven't been on much lately. As most of you know the holidays are a tough time for me and I miss my daughter a great deal. I have also been suffering through some broken ribs and that has also had me down and away for a bit. I want to apologize to everyone for not being around that much and I do wish you all the very best and all the happiness. Please take care and I want to send hugs to each and everyone. Lots of love, Shane
I Apologize To Every Women I Have
disespected or insulted on here. i am very ashamed of my own actions. i do hope you ladies can find it in your hearts to forgive me. but if you feel i have been a total jerk and a ass your allowed to say your piece here. besides i deserve it. and i will accept any comments good or bad. i just hope in the end you women will accept me as a friend.
My Bday Is Soon. All I Want Is You In The Lounge
Do You Like Great Music, Awesome People, and A Good Time? Come See What All The Rave Is About In The Candy Shop Lounge! Where The Desirable and The Wild Come To Play!! Kick Back, Order A Drink, Hit On The Hotties, Have Some Fun, and A Few Laughs While Listening To Your DJ Spin Some Tunes!! What Are You Waiting For?! CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER!!!
A Billion ?
The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? A. Well, if you are one of 484,674
Tenement Funster
My new purple shoes Been amazin' the people next door And my rock'n'roll forty fives Been enragin' the folks on the lower floor I got a way with the girls on my block Try my best to be a real individual And when we go down to smokies and rock They line up like it's some kind of ritual Oh give me a good guitar And you can say that my hair's a disgrace Or just find me an open car I'll make the speed of light outa this place I like the good things in life But most of the best things ain't free It's the same situation just cuts like a knife When you're young and you're poor and you're crazy Young and you're crazy... Oh give me a good guitar And you can say that my hair's a disgrace Or just find me an open car I'll make the speed of light outa this place
You Can't Lie To God
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker.. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God: I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over. LETT
well it is almost here. is everyone ready for chistmas. man i can tell you right now im not ready for it this year i could have gone with out it but it is here and so i can enjoy it for my daughter. well just was wondering how many was ready for it is all.
The Night Before Doomsday
twas the night before doomsday, went all through the house, everybody was stirring including the mouse. With ma in the whorehouse, and dad smokin grass, I just settled down with a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such clatter, I sprang for my piece to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn, I saw a big dick, I knew in a second, it must be St. Prick. He came down the chiminey like a bat out of hell, I knew in an instant the fucker had fell. He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He flew up the chiminey with a thunderous fart, the damn mother fucker, he blew it apart, he cussed and he cursed as he flew outta sight, "Piss on you all, and have a hell of a night!!!"
Me Talking About New Years Resolutions
i had a new years resolution last year that didn't keep to...but this years new years resolution is going to be the's to quit smoking(i'm talking about cigarettes)...if anyone reads this and has advice or tips how to quit smoking leave me a comment on this blog please
Rednecks Gone Wild
Wanna Own Me For A Month?
Copy and Paste and Send to your friends and back to me.'s harder than it looks! Rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... They MUST be real places, names, Things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person before you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. Once you're done, forward on to friends and back to the person who sent it to you. Your Name: Cathy 1. Famous singer/band: Carly Simon, Charlie Daniels Band, Coldplay, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Croweded House, Carlos Santana 2. 4 letter word: Cold 3. Street name: Cameron 4. Color: Cerulean (yes, it's a real color, check the crayon box! lol) 5. Gifts/presents: Car & Cash! 6. Vehicle: Chevrolet 7. Items on a menu: crackers cola cucumbers carrots corn cake candy cookies cupcakes cotton candy captain crunch corn flakes corn tortillas carn
Time To Grow Up People!!!
You know I'm getting so tired of all these "OWNERS" of lounges making their members choose between either other lounges or other people. I mean hello last time I checked it was a free country and that you are allowed to hang with whoever you want to. I thought this site was made so that people could come on here and enjoy themselves, but instead you have these "OWNERS" telling you what to do and who to do it with. And also you go into some of these lounges and say hi to everyone and get totally ignored cuz everyone in that lounge knows each other and doesn't feel like being social. I don't understand why everyone is the way they are on here. I mean it's suppose to be fun. There are a few lounges that I do go into that are very friendly and welcoming. I love going into my fave lounges cuz they are friendly. They only expect you to be you and don't critize you for what you say or do. I wish that more lounges were like this, but unfortunately there are those "OWNERS" that tend to go
How I Feel Right Now.!
My wish for you is that you never look back but never forget the past. I hope the days go easy and each road leads you to where you want to go. My wish for you is this life becomes all you want it to be, your dreams become big and strong. I hope you always forgive and never regret. I want you to remember where ever you are and your wishes are coming true never forget where you came from and who you left. But most important my wish for you is that you life becomes all you want it to be, and someone in this world will love you for you and just you. May all your dreams become big. The biggest wish of them are you find your everything and you live happy living you dreams I know you have many of. Never take things for granted you never know when your life will becoming to an end, and it might be to late to go back and try and do the things you once had a chance to do.!!
What Kind Of Drink
You Are a Mai Tai You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive. And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. What Mixed Drink Are You?
I;m My Fu Owners..ya'rly
Thank you too everyone that bid on my in the Auction. I have decided too do things a little different then most. As some of you that took the time too look saw top bid was a blast a month in 08 and a Happy Hour on my birthday. This year Christmas is just not going too be much fun for me. So I decided too try and add some fun too it. I declined my offers too be owned by Fubars own mascot... But I also got 2 other special people along with the bid. Please stop by and show them some love. Much love too all. Make sure too tell them BooBoo sent ya. Even if you are friends with them already please stop by and say hi. Orly? The Official FUBAR Owl ~@ fubar A m N e S i A@ fubar Johnnydevil@ fubar This pimpout brought too you by: ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar
Spheres (live)
When you are crying, I cry too. Maybe not on the surface, but really it is true. I want to make you happy, through everything I do, because I truely love you through and through. I tell you that I love you, my heart breaks every time. Because I truely need you, your love would be sublime. Somewhere deep within you, I know you love me too, in all the ways I love you, but it leaves you really scared, and powerfully confused. You feel that if you truely love me, that you'll lose me too. Even though when you ever needed me, I was there to pull you through. I admit my feelings scare me as well. But I must not be afraid to love you, or be afraid to tell. I promise you won't lose me, never, no not ever. I ask of you to trust trust me to take my loving hand, and together we can make the world, a true and happy land.
Life's Surprises...
It's been on my mind a lot lately, yet not really bothering me, just making me realize that you never know what turn your life is going to take. The people that you think are true and will be there through hell and high waters, seem to be able to leave at the drop of a hat. Over things that make me happy. I'm geting older and don't really like the same things I have liked and it seems like if I'm not the same happy go lucky person that I've been in previous years, then they want nothing to do with me. But newsflash, there is more to me and more to all of us than the bar. I don't need to get stupid drunk to have a good time. I hope that we can mend things eventually and get to know each other on other levels. I truely value each and everyone that I call friends and don't want to lose any of you. Yet in the end it honestly is your choice to have me in your life or not. And in the oppisite hand, there is one person imparticular that I didn't really ever expect to bond with. But we h
"what Does It Mean?"
~~~ Candles in red, trees of evergreen. Silver thistles hang so pretty, What does it all mean? To some it's warm, cozy and bright. Everything glistened and pearly white. I'm told it's a time of Family, friends, and others. To gather all round, Father's and Mothers. So as you come together for Carols in song, remember to pray for ones that won't sing. Some have no voice, no cheer in their heart. No presents to give, nor none will bring. They sit alone by an unlit fire. Wanting and yearning for familiar desire. They have no funds, no money you know. They have no family, no photos to show. "What does it mean?", they say with a sigh. Why should they be happy, and why can't they cry? Christmas means nothing, just another day. Only another memory, their hearts tucked away. Have a wonderful Holiday, but remember one thing. There are those who won't, They know not what it means. ~~~ copyrite:Blujdj~12/17/07
Merry X-mas Everyone
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Two Week Absense
So...good chance I won't get online tomorrow much, if at all...and then I leave Wed evening (after my wed afternoon exam) to head back home (east) for an 11 day stretch....there's a very good chance the next time I actually sign on here it'll be the new year so... That being the (very possible) case...hope everyone has a happy holidays...should you be celebrating any holidays...and I'll check in with you all when I'm back. Who (Eric) that's who. (oh)
Help Manly Become Godfather
My friend manly only needs 285,000 to godfather. If anyone knows him he is one of the sweetest people on fubar. Please make him godfather. You won't regret it. Please if you can't do anything else please repost this so everyone can help. Thanks! Here is his link. Go fan/add/rate him. Show him some fubar love. manly - Happy Sunday all!!!!!!!!@ fubar
Deleting Ppl
The Night Was Dark
The night was dark, the sky was blue, down the alley the shit wagon flew. It hit a bump scream was heard. Somebody was killed by a low flying turd!
I Promise
My love for you runs vast and deep, I pray that one day your love I'll reap. Everyday I hold my heart my heart together just for you, to give you support and freedom, so happiness can carry through. I know deep inside you, that you love me too. And even though you say that you don't love me in the same way, I see it glimmer in your eyes everyday. You love me and I love you, our love is as it should be, powerful and true. I also know that it makes you scared, and confused about what to do. How can I help you to see, that what I need is you, and what you need is me? Our mutual angel will guide us, to our deepest heart. He will help us find what lies in the deepest parts. I promise you will never lose me, I'll be here no matter what. I will do what I need to do, do whatever I must to ensure your happiness, safety, love, and trust.
Here We Go.........
Yay.... Or is that what I should be saying? Seems everyone has an opinion on things they have zero expiriance with. Got the word. I'm headed for the exciting land of Iraq. So what now?
Rules For Being Human
RULES FOR BEING HUMAN 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it but it is yours for the entire time this time around. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant or stupid. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, and experimentation. The "failed experiments" are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works". 4. A lesson is repeated until it is learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better than "here". When your "there" has become "here" you will simply
Only Urself
i know ill probably catch crap about this. say what u want to say but this is my opinion. eventhough ppl have best friends, boyfriends/girlfriends, husbands/wifes etc. that doesnt mean u can fully trust them, does it. i mean think about it, u hear all the time about ppl cheating on each other, abusing one another, friends stabbing eac other in the back etc. the only person u can really trust is urself, unless u simply don't care about urself. in that case, the word trust doesn't mean a damn thing. just a thought to ponder over. if u do decide to trust other than urself, make sure u know what ur doing and who it is ur trusting. have a good evening. DEAD ANGEL
Old Soul
Are You an 'Old Soul ? ? The particular life challenges and destined events that are the hallmark of being an old soul... If you're an old soul you will undoubtedly be giving, caring loving and compassionate - all wonderful attributes that we are taught are the signs of a developed person who cares for others, and the actions that we take that may affect others. The key signs of an old soul · Giving and caring often putting others first · Had a difficult romantic life often with much pain and disappointment · More than likely had a soulmate relationship · Things just seem to happen to you and around you,often becoming very dramatic through the seemingly extreme reactions of others · Events repeat themselves · Have trouble connecting with your family · Somehow know you're different · Have some psychic intuition and 'just knowing'things · Find that you have deeper emotions and passions than most people · People have extreme reactions to y
Don't Tell Mum I Work In The Oilfield
Name:Don't Tell Mum I work in the Oilfield, She thinks I am a piano Player in the Whorehouse By Paul Carter When I was in Sydney earlier this month, I found this book in the airport. Being that I work in the oil business, I had to pick it up. And I wasn't dissapointed. A series of short stories, Paul tells of his life in the oil business, jet setting around the world and the adventures that it leads to. It will give you a new appreciation for what this business is like. I haven't laughed that hard reading a book in a while. I totally recommend it.
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Decisions R Life Threating
Because you can't take them back once you've decided. So, I ponder further into the void of life asking if I should be hanging out on sites like this now that I have a new a baby girl to raise. Father hood is very sacred to me and the influence I get by hanging out in places like this would definetly not do well in raising a child. SO, I ponder over whether I should give it all up and go back to my dark corner of books and writing. Oh how we dig ourselves a nice grave then, for some odd reason we care not to lay in it for fear that is all that's left.
To All My Friends And Fans
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Money For Schools?..
In my area, lottery money and money from gambling [casinos] are supposed to be going to education, but they are closing schools, cutting educational classes, and laying off teachers due to lack of revenue.. WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!! What the hell happened to all this money??? I know people are CONSTANTLY buying lottery tickets and going to the casinos even though most of them don't have the money to waste on a dream, so why are they depriving OUR CHILDREN???? Because they are LINING THEIR POCKETS with OUR CHILDREN's educational funds!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What other money are they STEALING from OUR KIDS and US??????
More Thoughts From A Sleepless Night
My body is still here, but my mind seems to be leaving me. I know I ask a few from time to time what shall I do. I know there is no clear answer, but to pray and wait for Jacob and god to decide. Every night I lie down here at Holy Angels, wondering if someone is going to yell down the hall and tell me that he is gone. I wish christmas would come and go so bad.
Kiss Me
nothing like going to your kids band concert and having to sit next to your ex-hubby....too weird...
Okay - In an attempt to level up - I'm going to give away 2500 Fu-Bucks to anyone who rates 50 of my stash OR 50 of my pictures. My fu-bucks are just sitting around for the most part, and I know I will NEVER earn enough fu-bucks for the spotlight! Just send me a message when you're done rating the pictures/stash, and I'll send you the fu-bucks!
A Christmas Message From Santa
Dear Friend I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year
Bad News
Well as of Sunday My great grandfather has passed away so things are really hard on all of us right now
to all that help me to get to Fuberlord thank you so much you all have a nice X-mas and a Happy New Year
Haters And The Rudeness
It has come to our realization that some of the people on here leave some pretty nasty comments on these mumms as if they were life and death decisions and their advise will save the world. This is all for fun and if you get your jollies by being mean to people then you should enroll yourself in the closest high school because thats where the behavior belongs....grow up and quit being haters. We could list some names on here but we refuse to stoop to those childish levels.....we are adults after all.
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f
Dec 17th
December 17: Page Protection App...pp...ree...shee...ate...tion... 1805 - I explode. 1952 - That Guy dies doing something of mild interest. 1965 - This Guy dies doing something boring. 1966 - That Guy comes back as a Zombie looking for revenge. 1967 - The townsfolk finally kill That Guy for good. 1967 - God kills the townsfolk with tornadoes and hamburgers. 1969 - I am born. 1990 - I am killed. 1991 - The usage of I is banned due to extreme plagerism.. and intelectual property rights.. 1992 - Michael Stipe is found in the corner. 1993 - Michael Stipe is found in the spotlight. 1994 - Michael Stipe loses his religion. 1995 - Michael Stipe offers $500 for the safe return of his religion. NO QUESTIONS ASKED! 1999 - The hunt for Michael Stripe's religion continues. 2001 - Apple copyryghts letter I. Other letters to be substytuted yndefynytely. Mankynd becomes Welsh. 2005 - The Fox Bros. Network wrongly announces the death of Slappy Squirrel. 2045 - The C
I Wrote A Couple,. Of Poems
i wrote this one b4 he explained why. I'm sorry for everything that ever came between us. I was blind and selfish, Wanting more than you could ever give. I over reacted, Blamed you for everything that was wrong in my own life. I shouted at you, When you were only trying to help. I ignored you, Seeking revenge and only finding unhappiness. I needed you, But saw the help too late. I cried for you, When I realised my mistake. I wish I could change, The way I am so i can be better. I wish I could turn time around, Take back the words of hatred said and felt. I will always remmber you, For the great person you are. I thankyou, For being the best friend i ever knew. I cry now, For the loss of you to me. This sorry comes from the heart, Though it comes to late for life. Forgive me of the wrong I did, then he told me why.. and gave me this. so i wrote this. I'm really sorry that I can't be happy for you and I'm sorry that I can't be happy
My Beautiful Angel
My sweet beautiful angel... sent to me from above. I am so grateful to have found you, and I give all my love. You must have come from heaven, because you have pretty little eyes. When you gaze at me with them, my heart begins to fly. Your sweet angelic voice continuously rings in my ears. With you by my side, there is nothing I fear whenever we are together; you shine with a heavenly glow. Your beautiful angel face raises me up from feeling low. Yes, heaven is missing an angel, because you are here with me. You’re my sweet, beautiful angel, and ill love you for eternity!!
2008-04-08 Game
Guess my Favorite Color and win a prize!....Send it in a message to me! I'll tell u if your right or close.
Fuck It Realy I Mean It Fuck It
ok it been 3,4 week way to long for me right now but i need to get laid and i mean some realy good fucking sex right now i don't at this point and time give 2 flying fucks about feeling about it not about feeling right now it about about my need being met i want so hair pulling ass slapping bitting digging your dam fingers in to my body givein it to me like i like it rough fucking sex iam going nuts i hate this shit iam use to getting it all the time and then when it just stop i go fucking crazy i pretty much need someone in my life to give it to me when i want someone i can just call up and be like come fuck me now and it happends that be the best thing in my live right now.
This Guy Really Rocks
Hi friends , I have a new friend and hes so nice and a excellent rater. He's medic cowboy99 Yall go show him some love cause hes real cool . heres the link to his profile.... cowboy_medic99.. Black Room Family Member@ fubar
Black Panties
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is wearing a black condom. Sh
Faithful Slave
A BDSM Carol 3 Sung To The Tune Of "White Christmas" FAITHFUL SLAVE I'm dreaming of a Faithful slave, Just like the ones I used to strip, On their knees crawling, Or on their backs sprawling, To feel the stinging of my whip, I'm dreaming of a faithful slave, With all the evil I can find, May her welts be purple and bright, And may all my insertables be tight
Still Need More Help...
Hello all I know I have been asking for alot of help lately, and other than just a couple of people that have been helping me... I need more help.. I have used all of my photo comments already today and have a little over 9200 comments.... that is really getting close, but still not there to the 10000. Here is the link that needs the comments....
Apology For Simmer
i am sorry for being a jerk and being rude. i apologize for my actions. hope you forgive me.
Am I An Alcoholic
For a long time now, I've been meaning to take one of those alcoholic screening tests, if for no other reason than to determine whether I am a bona fide alcoholic or just a fun-loving boozer who has it under control. I guess the reason I never got around to taking the quiz is because I'm a little scared of what I might learn, and also because I'm usually too hungover to concentrate on exams. Today, however, I finally decided to take the test. After a little research, I chose the John Hopkins University Hospital Alcohol Screening Quiz. The quiz asked a series of yes-or-no questions. Before proceeding, I made a pact to answer them honestly and completely. Here are the results: Q: Do you drink to build self-confidence or because you are shy? A: No. Shyness is the opposite of my problem. Q: Is drinking making your home life unhappy? A: No. Drinking makes my home life happier. Q: Is drinking negatively affecting your reputation? A: This is an ambiguous question. Affect my rep
You May Be A Submissive If...
You May Be A Submissive If... -If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive. -If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive. -If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive. -If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive. -If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive. -If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive. -If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive. -If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive. -If you think the best part of goin
Get Laid Stupid!
Okay guys, I'm gonna do y'all a favor. Since we all know that the one thing that every bar has in common (and I mean every bar, from the old man, cockroach smoke tanks to the dance hall vibrator cheese factories) is the universal bid to get laid. I'm certain you've heard the phrase "Meat Market" -— as in, "I don't go there, Sally, it's a Meat Market." What makes this a misnomer is that all bars are "Meat Markets." Only, some are cleverly disguised as, say, live music venues, or pool halls. But everything in a bar -— be it the band, the billiards, the drinks, the juke, the pinball machine, the dance floor -— is just something for you to do to make it look like you're not just trying to get laid. With this in mind, and assuming you don't have stinkweed growing from your neck, and the biggest word in your vocabulary isn't "nicetitsbaby," we can get to the business at hand: pointing out to you guys why you aren't getting laid. Not that I'm an expert. I can't tell you how to get laid,
A Bdsm Carol
A BDSM Carol Sung To The Tune Of "Winter Wonderland" Whipping Wonderland Slave bells ring, are you listening? Through the pain, their eyes are glistening. A beautiful sight, We’re happy tonight Walking in a whipping wonderland.. Gone away is their freedom, Here to stay is their service You hear a good song, You’re whip is quite long, Walking in a whipping wonderland.. In the dungeon you will see a chained man, And you know he needs a beating down You’ll say "are you ready" He’ll say "yes Ma’am" So, you’ll grab your whip and go to town Later on, You’ll perspire As You set her ass on fire, That sound ya heard Was not a safeword Walking in a whipping wonderland In the dungeon you will see a chained man, And you know he needs a beating down You’ll say "are you ready" He’ll say "yes Ma’am" So, you’ll grab your whip And go to town
,,!,, X-mas!
Well.... This years x-mas is a lil more depressing than most years. I hate x-mas & everyone knows it. But I at least every year buy a few things for family & cards for the friends. Basically.. This is your card for the year! Sorry nothing I can do! Wouldn't be so bad if the car didn't break down AGAIN on my way home from work Friday night. I got lucky & had some friends (Cassie & Jayme) close to help me out. Cassie had to drive me a few blocks to pick up Keith at Big Pete's house then she drove us from Mo Val all the way to Hemet. If it wasn't for her you'd all probably be reading about my rape & murder in the newspaper. Yeah it was THAT bad of a neighborhood I broke down in. So, with no car I couldn't work all weekend, so no $$! Keith is paying for the car to be fix... Maybe, if we can get it fixed! So, he's got no more cash! X-mas is only a week away, he gets paid again the week AFTER x-mas & I still have people who owe me money. Totalling $360.00 AGAIN! Which I'm sure I won't see be
A Bdsm Carol 2
A BDSM Carol 2 Sung To The Tune Of "Do You Hear What I Hear" DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR? Do you hear what I hear? Said the Mistress to her little slave, Do you see what I see? Across the room little slave, A chain, a chain, swinging with delight, With room enough to swing a whip, With room enough to swing a whip, Said the little slave to Mistress, Do you hear what I hear? Ringing through the dungeon Mistress, Ma'am?, Do you hear what I hear? A cry, a scream of joy from deep within, Behind a wall which we can not see, Behind a wall which we can not see, Said the Mistress to the nearest Dom, Do you know what I know? In this dungeon so dark my old friend, Do you know what I know? This slut, this slut serving us so true, Lets make her ass black and blue, Lets make her ass black and blue, Said the nearest Dom to the Mistress, Listen to what I say, Play your slaves, Dominants everywhere, Listen to
D/s Christmas Poem
D/s Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse; The paddles were hung in the cupboard with care, In hopes that her bottom soon would be bare; The children were nestled at grandma's in bed, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her nightie, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long discipline chat, When out of her mouth there arose such a clatter, I sat on the bed as she sassed "Hey what's the matter?" I pulled her across my knee in a flash, Pulled up her nightie to bare her cute ass. Her bottom was white as the new-fallen snow But would soon give way to the luster of a healthy red glow, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a large wooden paddle, to redden her rear, With long hard swings, both lively and quick, She knew in a moment it won't be a picnic. In rapid succession the paddling came, I shouted, and called out
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f
Updated Fu Engagement!
I'm having a FU wedding with my Real Life girlfriend! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Come Celebrate With Us!! What Love Has Joined Together You are formally invited to celebrate the Fu Union of Munkee FU & Now with ez 2 use disposable applicator! as we both say "I DO" The wedding will be held: Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 9pm CST in Centerfolds lounge
Let It Go For 2008.
This is beautiful. Read it to the end...the message is awesome!!! Let it go for 2008. By T. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continue
To All My Friends
ok i have a lame thing i had to bring up i noticed that i have more friends than fans and ppl that i am fans of so if i havent fanned u plz let me kno so i can do so and if u havent fanned me plz do thnk u Luv Yas *Jessica*
Why I Havent Been Online
I got really sick and havent been on for a while, I know some of you like to talk to me, and probably thought something happened. I'm feeling alot better, and decided to get online again.
Gotta Watch Those Old Folks
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" ~~~~~~ An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday"
Second Part
Alright so during the first arguement my friend was here, he didn't here the arguement but calmed me down, well she calls back apollogizes and then asks why don't I want to talk, and I said well she doesn't have anything to talk about and neither do I and my friend is over. Well she starts to attack my friend, and I hang up. She calls back and bitches about me hanging out with a friend since she didn't want to talk to me for two days. That crossed my last line. She is seriously burning bridges considering this friend is more of a brother to me and she attacked him.
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well,Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM . The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wrap
Rules For A Wise Domina
1) The submissive's safety is first and foremost. This includes emotional safety as well as physical safety. 2) Communicate. The submissive should always know where she stands, why something is happening, and should feel safe to voice her concerns, needs, and desires. 3) Trust and be trustworthy. If a submissive feels she is not trusted, she will always feel she is failing you in some way. We have the right to be trusted until we prove otherwise. If you have issues with trust, that isn't our fault even though we will do everything in our power to prove to you that you can depend upon our words and actions just as you should do the same. Complete honesty is a must!! 4) Punishment should never be administered in anger. It should always be with a loving hand when you are calm and thinking clearly. Take a time out before you act. Explain why you are punishing and what you expect to happen in the future. 5) Admit that you are a human being who makes mistakes. The relationship wi
Christmas Memories
I just got done decorating the Christmas tree with my family. As tradition goes, I put the last ornament on the tree, and as I did I remembered my dad, who passed away Sept. 2004. The ornament I put on the tree was the first Christmas present my wife got for my dad. It was a Packers Christmas tree ornament. As I put it on the tree, I started remembering the past Christmases with my mom and dad and sister, how my dad would sit in his chair and pass out ornaments for us to put on the he and I would put the lights up on the house every year. I remember so many Christmas mornings when after we got home from church, we would gather in the living room and my dad would pass out the presents to everyone. It has been three years since he passed away, but at times it feels as fresh as if it had happened yesterday. He was a truck driver for most of his life, so it seems like he's gone on a really long run. I still sometimes wait to hear the diesel engine pull up in front o

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