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Funny Sports Quotes
Here are the top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Georgiana from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back." 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious." 6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" 7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the oppos

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Ricky Gervais, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) O&A ANIMATIONS ON iTunes!! (a new animation should be online today!) Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we're talking to our buddy Ricky Gervais, who is coming to New York City to play WaMu Theater (formerly the Theater at MSG) (click for tickets!) Now, back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing... If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3.

Head Hurting Really Bad
have just a couple more days till i find out what can be done with my head...keeping my faith and my head up about it all. have no intention of going without a fight thanks to all my friends for thier prayers and support. will let ya'll know something on the 21st after my doctor appt. hugs and kisses to you all, patricia

Santa's Early!
Went to the train station yesterday to catch my train home after work. And what to my wondering eyes did appear ... Santa, waiting for a train. He was just sitting there, with everyone else and saying "Merry Christmas" to everyone that went by. You can't help but smile when Santa says Merry Christmas to you.

For All Who Don't Trust...in Karma..."not"...
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 Not Not weak...exhaustion do you smell the death? Not beaten...consumed can't you smell death? Not timid...constricted Not under the influence...starving Not judged...convicted... death in your face... you are blind Not insane...hungry...thirsty... you have never tasted thirst Validation is...denied The denial...is not valid Sit...as you cast dispersion...upon ...my free will. liars...hypcrites...sheep...herd... I will cast myself out...by my own hands... and when death comes...so be it...I welcome it... the unwelcome are sitting in the chair...of dispersion...built on lies & self adulation...lies & hypocrisy = blindness Read your book...Read your book...read your book ...outloud...i dare you... you're scared...you can't... I can...I will...I am not scared...I am...sickened...by your fears...cowards...LISTEN... "Let he who is without"sin"...cast the first stone" your book...not mine... your words...and your actions...conflict

Santa Needs To Be Investigated!!!
Ok, I was thinking last night and it just doesnt seem right that Santa has never had problems with this before but hey He can see you when your sleeping and can see you when your awake, does anyone else have a problem with this cause to me kinda sounds like he has a thing for Kids!!!

Mistletoe
O! Mistletoe! Also known as the golden bough. Held sacred by both the Celtic Druids and the Norseman. Once called Allheal, used in folk medicine to cure many ills. North American Indians used it for toothache, measles and dog bites. Today the plant is still used medicinally, though only in skilled hands...it's a powerful plant. It was also the plant of peace in Scandinavian antiquity. If enemies met by chance beneath it in a forest, they laid down their arms and maintained a truce until the next day. Mistletoe was used by the Druid priesthood in a very special ceremony held around this time...five days after the New Moon following winter solstice, to be precise. The Druid priests would cut mistletoe from a holy oak tree with a golden sickle. The branches had to be caught before they touched the ground. Celts believed this parasitic plant held the soul of the host tree. The priest then divided the branches into many sprigs and distri

This Little Piggy....
There are mornings when the only option we have is to stay in bed. Not for the proverbial early morning romp, but if we could forsee the day ahead, we would pull the blankets up over our heads and stay safe. Last Thursday, I ignored the red flags and got up anyway. The school day went as planned. I went home to change clothes for the Christmas Festival at school that evening. Forever the clothes horse, I wore boots with a small heel. As I was crossing the school parking lot, I slipped on some black ice. I had my hands full of books and papers, thus I had no arms to break my fall. As my feet and eyes were at the exact same level, I had the fleeting thought, "This is gonna be one world of hurt". Down I went, landing on my left butt cheek. I went to the doc's the next morning, had an x-ray and was told I had a "chip fracture" of the posterior portion of my pelvic bone. What hurt the most was not the chip fracture itself, it was the waves of spasms that caused my gluteus max

Tequila Cookies
"if you are looking for that special cookie recipe to share during the holidays, this is the one I make on Christmas Eve so I can deal with the "family" on this joyous occasion. TEQUILA COOKIES 1 cup of dark brown sugar 1 cup (2 sticks) butter 1 cup of granulated sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 1 tsp fresh lemon juice 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired) Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Written For Dirtydawgg And Kittie Corpse
We always know who our true friends are when things get tough and the tears are falling. When you feel like giving up and you arent real sure who to turn to. When you seem to have lost your way and you cant get back home. When there seems to be no way out, and you just want to end it all. We always know who our true friends are when you want to smile but cant when you want to laugh, but only the tears fall. I know who my true friends are. You both have been my strength, my hope my guidance. You have made smile, made life seem not so bad. I know i can always count on you to be there for me. You both are my true friends. You have never turned you back on me. You gave me the push i needed to keep moving forward, the light to show the way. We we ever said goodbye my heart would break into a million peieces, the tears would fall like rain. i will keep you both in my heart forever, and i will always be there for you. I will give you my shoulder to cry on an ear t

Losing You
Losing You By Rachael Brooks Ó December 2007 It hurts to breathe, it hurts to think, I miss you so, I can’t speak. I close my eyes and see your face, going back to that time and place. Hearing the stories you always shared, how could I have been so unprepared? Such an influence on my life and heart, it hurts so much that we have to part. Now you’re in heaven’s streets of gold, I sit remembering times of old. Things we did, the fun we had, even the times you got mad. I hear you sing when I close my eyes, I am weak, I sit and cry. Wishing to hear your voice once again, you were more than family you were a friend. I know I’ll hug you, and see your face, when we meet again in that heavenly place. Beyond the clouds, beyond the stars, I hope you know how loved you are. Dedicated to Jack Middleton Reeves -- 1923-2007

I'm On Air Today!!! So Tune In!!
I'm On air today!!!! My DJ Schedule will actually begin this Tuesday from 3:00 PM EST to 6:00 PM EST. My regular schedule as of right now will be every Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday from 3:00PM EST to 6:00PM EST. So I hope you get a chance to tune in! Just click on the banner link below to go to the site :) You can find all the info you need on that page. If you need help, just IM me!! All of my IMs are on my MySpace page :) This station plays all kinds of rock!! Doesn't matter if it's Modern Rock or Classic Rock... you can request it anytime, any day!!! And you can request directly from the website!!! All you have to do is go to the main page and click on "Our Schedule" on the left (top link). Find the DJ name, and click on it. Once that page is loaded, click on the link that says My Playlist. Find the song in the list... then click Request and fill out your name and dedication :) I hope you come visit us!!

So This One Time....
......i was on the phone with Rubay last night and we were bsing as usual. then it got to something we usually mess around about. anyway she said the best thing ever to me. "Let's see, I don't want you talking to.... oh wait, I don't care!" I laughed at that for hours. :D Ruby Rocks. Out Loud.

Best Guy On Here
today i made a friend tom if you look that my friend list you will see him. dude is the kool guy on here by far. he talks about the carzyest shit if you can think of it he will talk about it he does get piss off like most people do. hell take the time to bullshit with you if you want but he has more than just one friend so dont get mad if he doesnt reply as fast as you would like but just though i would say that because he is truly a good friend to me now.

Would Your Words Still Be So Harsh?
So your the bully of the school, you love being so tough. Always singling out that one person. Hurting them from the inside out. What if I told you they were dying tomorrow? Would your words still be so harsh? You love speaking to your parents, as if they feel no pain. Like the things you say and do, don't cut them like a knife. What if I told you they wouldn't be around tomorrow? Would your words still be so harsh? You treat your best friend, as if you had so many losing one wouldn't matter. Always telling him what to do, pushing him around. What if I told you tomorrow you would be friendless? Would your words still be so harsh? You love picking on that homeless man, the one that's asking you for help on the corner. Always yelling at him ... telling him he is worthless, Get a job you bum..... that's your favorite line to him. What if I told you that man was God? Would your words still be so harsh?

I Want You
Tear drops fell from Heaven as he looked into her eyes. Slowly caressing her body, Hands upon her thighs. Kissing her with passion, his lust she could feel. He wanted to show her madly, his love for her was real. He kissed down to her neck, She gasped a passionate moan His hand slid up her thigh, to touch her forbidden zone. He started to rub lightly, Her moaning he could hear. He could feel her wetness, through her panties oh so sheer. He wrapped her legs around him, one thrust and he was in. She screamed in pure delightness, as their love making began. His hands explored her body, His manhood explored her cove. The pleasure they were feeling, as they both set to explode. He started moving faster, keeping steady track. He began to moan so loudly, as her nails ran down his back. Hearts beating rapidly, the time was getting near. The sounds of pure orgasm, was all that they could hear. both their bodies shaking, as they exploded at the same time, she a

Run Away
Sometimes I feel like the word is looking over my shoulder I feel my patience growing shorter I dontwant to know I dont want to feel I dont want to be I dont want to sound crazy! I dont want to sound insane! Have you ever felt the same? I cant take the pressure Just want to run away I make believe Im feeling better Cause I cant take the pressure Just need to run away

Out Of Eden - Day Like Today Lyrics
woke up this morning, jumped out of bed, hit my head on a lampshade and the clock said that i'm running late so i'm rushing trying to get on my way (huuuh)get to my car and the gauge is on E, get gas and i pay a dollar ninety-three got stopped by the cops cause i was speeding eighty-nine in a fifty-five Lord, why me on a day like today, all has gone wrong and my life seems crazy gotta hold on, smile on my face cause i know the sun's gonna shine my way on a day like today, look up at the sky and know life's so amazing and i know i will be okay cause i know the sun's gonna shine my way it's days like this there's a lesson learned when i get up on the wrong side of the world it's easy to dwell on my situation instead of every good thing (but i know i've been blessed) i gotta say thank you (and though there's stress) i'm still grateful (it's just a test) he's more than able to see me through on a day on a day like today, all has gone wrong

Out Of Eden - Confused Lyrics
I've been through so many changes I don't know which way to go Yet I've got it so together I can see with my eyes open or with my eyes closed Late at night I cry and wonder why my life's goin', goin' nowhere But during the day everything is okay, I'm having it my way, I say My teachers tell me that I am a lost soul, in a black hole But my mind, it tells me that I'm doing just fine Oh if everything is peachy, why can't anybody reach me I've always said I don't need anybody else Chorus: I'm so confused So confused And I'm destined to lose Unless I follow another way Spent all my time lookin' for something never knew what for Tried out all the options just to find that more pain and hurt was in store Been through it all, but the one thing that I still run from is you Still I remember 'bout all the things my momma said that you could do She said that if I only let you in my life You could take away the sorrow and the emptiness inside But to be true, the life I'm living,

New Dildo
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Intro
so i have been thinking on this subject for most of my life. vanity. and how we most of us strive towards it in some measure. i think i may turn this into a series. because it is my hope that it may become a conversation, not only with myself but those who take the time to respond and throw in their 2 cents. looks. attractiveness. beauty. how important are they in a relationship? should it be inner beauty or do we rely on outer beauty too much? the idea of committment and the pursuit of the next best(better)thing is something i will also touch upon, because in my opinion, i think it is more detrimental to a relationship than looks. confidence? where does it come into play? and shouldn't self respect follow along fairly closely somehow? i ask that if you read these blogs that you comment on them as well, share with me your experience and your opinion. show me how i may be misguided or by some miracle i have a clue about the whole matter. thank you m

Teacher And Little Johnny
Like the way you think Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?" Little Johnny:- "None Miss". Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?" Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away". Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking." Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?" Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then" Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?" Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one." Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

Grandfather Passed Away Today
I just wanted to say thanks for everyone being there for me today offering me your condolences, thoughts and prayers. It means so much to me now, in my time of grief and sorrow. Im going to try and keep my chin up and my head high. But again thanks everyone for all your support... Much love for you all.

What Would Santa Do?
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ***************************************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It

121907 Fluffy Starr Blog
News and the X-mas party photos.... Hey! How about an apres midnuit blog? Oui? Let's go then!!! HOLIDAY SPECIAL! We have decided to have an impromptu holiday special at the Fluffy Starr Webstore. There is a "Mega-Cool Holiday Pack" available now until January 5th. Triple the fun with a CD, a t-shirt, and patch for $32 smackaroos! Great X-mas prezzie for anyone who is actually cool. (And I'll sign it too, if you want me to.) Click on the webstore graphic on the front page to go shopping. MEGA-FIEND! Tim Sauce (we should just call him "Hot Sauce" ) is starting his own street team called Starr Power!!!. Clicky! Please join up. We'll figure the rest out later... Say hi to everyone "Hot Sauce!" Thanks for volunteering to spread the word. There are millions of people online, and an online buzz is the way to go!!! We shall have special stuff in there, in the blogs, where only members will be able to view it. Yeah-huh!!! If you make a street team, or web team, and you get the buzz

I Have A Marvelous Name For A Sports Team And Town
Good Morning and here it is the 6th day of Christmas wish coming out soon from me to most of you. I was carousing around the msn home page for ideas or thoughts on what to write about today. Under A-list searches I find… Last Meals. Well.. it intrigued me so I ventured down that path and yes the true last meal was there however, there were other last meals and basically some of those people are still alive so, at that point I drove off (makes it sound better then clicking off the site due to this being the INTERNET HIGHWAY…right?) and looked elsewhere and did not find a whole lot to go on so I am going the distance alone today. So here goes. I see where various sports teams are always for sale. Seems like some should move also to draw better crowds and perhaps have a better fan base. I was thinking that we have this town not to far away in Indiana. The name of the town is Hammond which for no other reason sounds like a great town. But if I was to buy a sports team, I would move it t

Profile
For starters i would like to say wuss up to everybody here on the fubar and happy our joint. my name is ghettoluva and i would like to take my time and tell you a little bit about my self. I'm the funniest person you ever wnt to meet.I'm a profesional singer and i like to write my own songs and write the rythem of the music. Sing with 2 bands and it's hell yall (tell you more about it later). Like making new freinds and meeting cool people. I've meet a few people on here but i will like to have more then what i have. It's enough of me to go around, trust me!!!!!!!!.......lol......> any ways, I would like for everybody to take time out to visit the new people on the block. One of the happens to be me. Come over to view and rate my profile and pics and in retun i will do the same and show mad love to yall profiles.I will be uploading new ones very soon. love to give a shout out to all my Fubar friends family and fans i couldn't made it this far without yall's help.So please feel free

Got Fleas? Get The Vacuum
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vacuum cleaners kill fleas just as well as any poison, surprised U.S. researchers said on Tuesday. They said a standard vacuum cleaner abuses the fleas so much it kills 96 percent of adult fleas and 100 percent of younger fleas. So no need to worry that a vacuum cleaner bag may turn into a fleabag breeding ground for the pesky, biting creatures, said Glen Needham, associate professor of entomology at Ohio State University. Needham studied the cat flea, or Ctenocephalides felis, the most common type of flea found in households. "No matter what vacuum a flea gets sucked into, it's probably a one-way trip," Needham said in a statement. Writing in the journal Entomologia Experimentalis et Applicata, Needham suggested that the vacuum brushes wear away a waxy outer layer on insects called the cuticle. Without it, the fleas, larvae and pupae probably dry up and die, he said. The findings were so surprising that the researchers ran their experiment severa

Woman Accused Of Groping Mall Santa
DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles. A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea." Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said. A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas

More Pass Along Thingys
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Intelligent Design Is Not And Never Will Be Science
sadly I live in a state where too many people can't seem to grasp that religion has no place in science classes, not matter what label you try and disguise it under. Call it "Intelligent Design", or "Creationism" it is still religion, has no basis in science, scientific theory, process, and not one scientist, or creditable scientific group approves of it's inclusion into science classes as an alternative to evolution. Evolution is real science. It is based on scientific method, and while there is some dissension within the scientific community over small details of things, it is not disputed as a valid theory. One reason people seem to bge confused about all this, is due to a general lack of understanding of terminology. A theory in scientific terms is not the same thing as a theory in common usage. A Theory, or theorum, in science, such as the Theory of evolution, refers to a hypothesis which has been proven true based on observation, and/or testing. The data gathered from tes

Those Pass It Along Thingys
We get those, alot. I dont know if theres a true name for them but they have a list and your suppose to pass it along to all your friends and hopefully it gets back to you. Some of them are down right mushy, or inane, but sometimes some good ones pop up. I thought I'd post a few now and then, just for chits and giggles.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! And yes, by ME! ;-) Right here in front of everybody! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right awa

No More..
No more.. I sit here thinkin as tears run down my cheeks, is love really out there is it really for me..? Sometimes it hurts to even wanna speak.. of love so endless, can this really be..? Each day i awaken to my broken heart.. I wonder where it all went wrong.. No more letting myself fall apart.. I gotta be strong.. So before i find my one true love, I must first let my heart restore.. Each day i grow smarter n pray to the Lord above.. For my broken heart, that shall be no more.. By: Me..

Today 12/19
Okay...I had a nice long visit with one of my good friends...(anonymous) and after i slept...I woke up (haha astounding I know) but I mumm'd now I do that occasionally, but this morning it was personal. Aside from the silly comments about smoking weed...it was a very decent response. seems I let my independant side think for me. Thing is I need my friends. All of them and i push so very hard to shut everyone out in order to preserve my appearance of confidence..which some can tell you isn't much to speak of sometimes. I am strong and resiliant but I am as fragile as a very thin glass...one that would be handwashed only and handled with extreme care. Me and my analogies..sigh so i decided..to open the access portal a bit...only gifts made for me or made for others will be open photo albums as well as my default. I have a issue with the photos..as if people could see me thru them and somehow effect me. Sometimes i wonder if I am a bit too sensitive and sometimes I think it is

10 Sex Cravings All Guys Have
10 Sex Cravings All Guys Have 1. HE WANTS A GIRL WHO CAN TURN HERSELF ON Women, as you know, need time to get revved up. Although your man may be more than willing to pull out all the stops to get you hot, he wouldn't mind if you gave yourself a running start. "A number of women still believe that it's solely a man's job to arouse them," "To have a really fulfilling sexual experience though, you have to put some effort into getting yourself into a sexual state of mind. 2. HE WANTS SEX TO BE FUN Unfortunately, real-life romps aren't as seamless as they are in the movies. "Things don't always go smoothly during sex — some positions don't work, and odd noises happen," "If you get hung up on a mishap, it will ruin the mood. But if you can both laugh, it becomes a light bonding moment." Frisky fun is about more than damage control though. Make a silly bet to be paid off in sexual favors or play a board game naked in bed and agree that the loser has to grant the winner one lusty

Anticipation
Sigh. Waiting is so hard. I know he will call he always does. Twice a day at least. I never know when. I call him somtimes of course because I can't wait to hear him call me his baby girl. He totally owns me. Sometimes not being in control is hard though. I love to be submissive for him. Only one other man has been able to do that with me and he's been gone for a long time. Being submissive is like an ache inside. Waiting for your master to be ready for you and not the other way around. I can be patient. I have no choice in the matter. I was told to wait in my corner for him and I will. To be totally vulnerable to some one is hard. Being submissive is worth it. The anticipation makes the time that he is there so much better. It's like a total release. Tension dissapates and his praises fill me with so much pleasure that I can't begin to describe it in mere words. There may not be a collar or even restraints but the anticipation feels very restraining. Knowing I please him bri

From Heaven's Door
Knockin' On Heaven's Door Lyrics Merry Christmas from Heaven's Door... Please stop by and check us out..good music...great people.. and an all around awesome place. Just click on the banner below and hope to see you there... Hugs and Much Love... Cassie.. Owner of Heaven's Door..

Merry Christmas
We apologize for this mass Holiday Wish, but we want all our family, friends and fans to know that we wish each and every one of you a Blessed Christmas and safe holiday season. We are still trying to get organized since moving to the country and are preparing for a family Christmas here complete with the traditional dinner. Forgive us for not being here as much as we were, but hopefully soon things will settle back to somewhat normal. Please bear with us and remember that we love you all and wish you the best. Hugzzzz, Sipher, Sexy LiL Sharky and family

Re: Morphing Contest!!!!
Hey everyone! Nightwolf is in my morphing contest and doesn't know how to comment bomb his pic. If you wan him to win comment bomb his pic, he'd apprieciate it. Thanks all! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=787899&albumid=733652&i=688514814

Want Me Knots
this heavy feeling..crept close and lucid smothered..a cluttered mind and a heart cold and drench in the coal of the darkest black is a heart forgotten and dead as is within..sleep will come when death tucks you in for your final rest..take heed a warning streaked red from head to nigh..The love you severe is the love you bury

Top Ten Hellish Things Said During Sex
10. Well it was my first time having sex. And me and my boyfriend were excited! It started out great at least the first two minutes. Then all he kept doing was talking. Not even romantic things. Stuff about his friends and family. 9. Ok no one "said" this. A song came on the random mp3 playlist on the PC in the backround. "Every Sperm is Sacred" by Monthy Python. Offputting... 8. BLOW ME 7. Hey Don't Worry Baby! Think Of My Genital Warts As Nature's French Ticklers! 6. I was dating this fireman, let's call him Kevin. Who wasn't very good in bed to begin with and could only have sex to the beat of music. His favorite? Van Halen of course. During the middle of "running with the devil" we went to change positions, and he said "why don't you swing that stinkhole over here to the edge if the bed". I did swing to the edge of the bed, leapt off, got my clothes and bailed. In his car. (I did return it 4 days later.) He could not understand what my problem was because when I told

Immature Games..
I was on fubar yesterday morning when I started chatting with a certain someone.. well we seem to have a good bit in common.. we both thought each other was attractive... so we both had felt like we were dreaming bc it just truly felt to good to be true.. *LOL OH AND IT WAS* Well A long time friend of mine, was online and I sent them a message on yahoo.. Funny thing.. my friend and this girl both are on another site.. well I am friends with a couple other people on that site as well.. Well I sign on to that other site using one of my other friends account bc they told me that I REALLLY needed to see something *AS IT WAS HAPPENING* I will add that that girl that I had met and was chatting with .. well she and I were still chatting with one another thru the shoutbox on fubar. Well I went on this other site and low and behold, I see this girl leaving "I Miss You" , "Thinking About You" and "I Luv U" comments on other guys pages while we are chatting thru the shoutbox.. Well

Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His Daughter For A Date
10. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!" 9. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter." 8. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature." 7. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'" 6. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?" 5. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?" 4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup." 3. "I just got my license today." 2. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?" 1. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."

Just Thoughts
As we travl along this road we call life, obstacles are thrown in our path - some small, some large, some even seem unmountable at the time. But, things happen for a reason, at times its hard to see what that reason is. The same as people enter your life for a reason. Today is a gift to put wrong what we did yesterday, so we dont make the same mistakes tomorrow. Whatever we do or say yesterday can never be taken back. Yesterday is History, Today is the future. If you have someone special in your life tell them now, dont wait till tomorrow, as tomorrow never comes "If Tomorrow Never Comes" Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake up in the morning Would she ever doubt the way I feel About her in my heart If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I loved her Did I try in every way to show her every day That

Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year
To all real and unreal fubar people, to all the pretenders, wannabee's and true people. it doesnt matter who you are,what you do, how much money you make, how big your cars is, how big your dick is and how big your boobs are. it really doesnt matter, what matters in life is that you try to respect all eventhough you do not agree with all. try to take care of yourself next year thats hard enough, dont try to control or think for others they are capable enough to do that for themselves. try to be more understanding for other believes,expressions and so for. wish your own wishes for the new year, make sure that they are good for you and wont harm any other!!!! when you keep that in mind your wishes will come true..........and i hope all your wishes will come true. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year......Gerard

Red, White And Blue
Please Remember those that have stood up for what they believed in and put their lives on the line so that you can enjoy the freedoms that you have today. The ones that gave their lives for a cause that some never understood. The ones that fought for what they believed was for the better good of us all. You can bitch and you can moan about America all you want... but it is best that you do it in whispers. Because if you live in freedom anywhere in the world. You can bet your sweet ass that an American died to help you have that freedom. To all that have fought for freedom anywhere in the world... I salute you!

The Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy 7. Hey, get a whiff of that one. 6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute. 5. This diamond is way to big. 4. I don't even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. 3. Wow, it really is 14 inches! 2. Does this make my butt look too small? 1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

The Ups And Downs Of "69"
The Ups and Downs of "69" "3" Is Not The Magic Number by Tracey Cox The 69er got its name because the numbers are head-to-toe — as you are when you're doing it! Put simply, it's a sexual position that allows each of you to give and receive oral sex simultaneously. The usual position is you on top of him, with your bottom pointed toward his face, genitals lowered so he can lick them. Meanwhile, your mouth is positioned above his penis. Because you're giving and receiving pleasure at the same time, some claim a 69er is the ultimate erotic sensation. Others find them to be ultimately frustrating: It's all too easy to get lazy on your end! If your partner's working his magic and you're about to climax, it's common to forget about his pleasure and try to get away with a few lackluster licks. That's why many people try 69ers in their youth and then decide they're too much work. Big mistake, ladies: They're a great way to add naughtiness and variety to a stale sex life, and with a f

Christmas
This year. since all of my family is gone except my mom (yes i already got her a present a new sweeper) and right now it doesn't feel right going to my other familys christmas get together (I feel like the black sheep that nobody wants 2 b around) except for my other mom and jen(which is pretty loaded every time i talk to her) so I think i'm going 2 go c a movie on christmas day avpr or I am legend don't now which one right now. The only thing i know right now is that the squellers are (i hope) going 2 lose two more in a row at STL and at BAL AND OR and cleveland is goining to win THE DIV at PAUL BROWN STADIUM

Come 2 Fallen Angels
Come join the fun, PLEASE repost , thank you High Band (repost of original by '† ~Dark_Princess~OWNER~of~Dark Pleasure's Radio&Lounge~' on '2007-11-24 16:54:22') (repost of original by 'BUC-aka "WAR MACHINE" . DJ LadyMels Fu B/F. O.W.N~FA~. HouseOfPain&Pleasure MGR' on '2007-11-25 04:39:09')

Merry Christmas And Happy New Year
We won't have the internet around these holidays. So we wanted to make sure we say MERRY CHRISTMAS and have a Happy New Year! We love you all very much. Here is to a hoping we all have a great start in 2008! Love, Joe & Mandy AND

Poem By Me Xxx
A cold loney night I rocked and cried myself to sleep so many times in a darkend loney room Asking God so many times ... WHY??? WHY cant no one love me when I have so much love to give? WHY... Does he use me as a punch bag for his amusment ? WHY ... am I ignored , Do I deserve this? WHY... Can I not escape this torment? I know I need to be strong To stop the shaking and shivering The weeping into my pillow I find comfort in a cold spare bed in a cold spare room My safe haven away from the fear I lay my head down gasping for air as my tears become loud sobs I am begining to calm and the house is all quiet I lay down my aching head , My limbs feel so numb and dead He dont care what he has done, His asleep now that his had his fun I turn to the only friends I have here at the dead of night I am sure my cats know how I hurt as they each snuggle to protect me From the cold loney night.

Instigators
Ok so after I posted my last blog I got a comment from someone wanting to help me out. I thought about it and decided, "naw I can take care of myself and I don't need anyone starting 'drama' for me." LOL I have enough of that in my "real" life. I come here to get away from all that. Well after I turned down his help, and rated him a 10 for being so nice. I set my status to "stepped away" and walked away from the 'puter. I came back to the same guy rating me ones! WTF people? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Are you all in fukkin high school. Grow the fuk up please! So I'm guessing he figured out who was doing the crap to me, by the comment she left on my main page, (that I didn't delete, because I don't care. And I figure it makes her look like a bigger dumbass for having it stay there.) LOL So yeah, she is a little high school drama queen because she had to have some random guy come rate me a bunch of ones. LMAO! Whatever. As if I care. Then he abandoned his profile. STUPID MEAN PE

I Saw This And Just Thought It Was Great...
I Think That What The Men And Women Of The Military Have Done, Are Doing, And Will Continue To Do For This Country Is Amazing, Honorable, Courageous, And They ALL Deserve Respect, Appreciation, And A Warm And Sincere "Thank You".

You Don't Know Me, Like I Do.
So... after being bored most of the night... doing numbers, cleaning my room, walking the dog then just laying in bed reading... I started getting that 'feeling' again, the one that comes on when you miss someone and you know you can't make anything better to make it go away. And then you try and act like it's not bothering you, and you end up saying things to people, then they get pissed, and whatever. I can't wait until December's over. On another note...I busted my ass to sell today, and I did sell a lot, so my boss awarded me with a new camera for all the hard work, and I got a Christmas present from a kid at work... some Burberry purfume stuff. Buwaha, and he's teaching me spanish stuff, except the only progress we've made is calling eachother whores. x] Eh... if "you" read this. And 'YOU' will know who you are, again, I'm sorry for what I said.

The Dirty Bird!!!
Hello!!!... and WELCOME!!!,... too the dirty bird lounge!!! The dirty bird has just opened for business!!! Please don't mind the dust as I am still "PIMPIN" the joint out!!! as of now, the feature music is mostly rock-n-roll: (with a couple Prince songs I'm tellin ya ya never know what you'll find here!!!) This is being expanded as I type LOL. anyone over 18 is welcome but, PLEASE keep in mind this is an adult club and unlike most lounges I am not enforceing to many rules this is a anything goes lounge be as nice or naughty as you wish.... (Still looking for a cool skin and suggestions are always welcome) In addition, I am curentlly seeking a full staff minus one pool table dancer. Come get yer groove on at the The Dirty Bird!!! First round's free .....(limited time only lol)

Taking My Own Advice.. Kinda :p
ok.. so i am not normally one to blog personal shit but a friend pointed out to me today that i am always being the one to give the advice but never take it myself. i am usually a cheery, happy go lucky kinda girl and dont normally get pissed off easily so taking advice can sometimes be hard for me. maybe its cos i am a proud person and i dont like admitting defeat.. i dont really know why to be honest. anyway.. i have been in a bit of a funk over the last 24 hours due to a number of reasons and thanks to a few people on fubar who i consider to be really good friends of mine, i am starting to feel a bit better. i also got to thinking about what my friend said and one thing i told them (and often tell others) is that writing can be a good way of releasing stuff that bothers you or that you can't get off your mind. so i have decided to take my own advice and start writing random shit when i feel the need to. i am not a writer by all means.. but i will give it a go none the less.

My Special Someone
Someone to share my secrets with Someone to share my world and life with Someone that can take all my fears away With a single word or action to me Why do we bother to continue searching? For that special someone to love and hold When so plainly it seems to be That all we do is hurt others and get hurt in the process? Does that one special someone Who will love unconditionally And make you their whole world Really exist out there somewhere? Or is it just a cruel game played on us By the Fates or Powers from above? Do they like to make us love and lose? Do they enjoy seeing our pain and heaving our despair?? If my one special someone truly exist Please come and find me rather quickly Before I lose my Faith in ever being loved And lose all hope in my life and become an empty shell...... My special someone..... Do you really exist for me.....

Rude To Newbies
Ok so my friend posted her first Mumm and her computer screwed up when viewing a comment and it accidentally got deleted. The comment was rude any way so good riddens right? well this person wouldn't leave it alone and kept being rude. So being the good friend I am I stepped in and rated the bitch a one and blocked her because I don't care to associate with people that are rude to my friends. Now she's got a whole army of people after both me and my friend. LMAO! It's so high school right? *roll my eyes* Why are people so rude to newbies anyway? I try to help people because it's rough starting out. There is a lot of crazy chit going on here to figure out. I've seen it over and over especially on Mumms. So rude people, Fuk off and bite me! Yours truly, ~The Kiki

What Kind Of Drinking Woman Are You?
You Are a Red Wine Woman You're not a big drinker, and when you do drink, you go for the best. You probably know a good deal about wines, and you know how to order a great bottle. When you drink too much, you tend to flirt - but only in a subtle, understated way. You prefer to date a man who's worldly and wise. He's got to be as sophisticated as you are. What Kind of Drinking Woman Are You?

What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Early Summer's Bike Run 08
Hello Folks.. Thought we would write this blog and see if there are those that might like to lend a hand next summer. Heres the deal, We plan on going for a long ride heading for the Florida Keys in the early summer. But we plan on making the trip down and back as much of the fun as hitting the beach for a few days snorkeling and the like. Now those friends we have grown close to on here know Paul is a disable vet and we are on a fixed income so we are planning on camping along the way as much as possible and avoiding hotels and the like as much as possible. Taking all back roads all the way down and back and hitting all the Native Rez’s along the way to refuel our Sprits. Because of the limited carry capacity of our scoot we would like to plan to meet folks off here along the way that might like to lead us a shower and maybe a cup of coffee ( and if were really quite, a warm spot on the floor if we need a few winks out of a rain). We thought the idea of a rough

Must Read.....very Touching
I'd LIKE THIS BACK IF IT APPLIES A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting f

This Folder
I MADE ANEW FOLDER FOR THE SOLDIERS OVERSEAS....INISIDE IS A PRAYER CANDLE.... i make a challenge to all Fuibar members....add a candle so that prayers for our men and women..not in this folder but in your own...for each one that you have post a comment here lettin me know and will keep a tally of how many prayers there have been made. lets do this for the military wives t hat are on here and that are not..and lets dpo pray for the men and women serving in Iraq and elsewhere overeseas....that they come home safe!

Can You Make Anyone Fall In Love With You? My Results
You Can Make 55% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You You certainly have this dating thing down - and you know how to charm most people. And when your charm seems broken, just think back to what has worked in the past. You have the tools to make almost anyone fall in love with you - you just have to put them into action. Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?

What Color Is Your Passion? My Results
Your Passion is Purple Sophisticated and classy, you're a bit picky about sex. You're more likely to be turned on by a fancy hotel room than a dirty flick. Sex is fine enough, as long as it doesn't mess up your hair. For you, sex is more about power and favors than actually pleasure. What Color Is Your Passion?

Reasons Why Girls Like Guys
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys: 1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday). 2. The way they run their hands through your hair. 3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there. 4. The way that they casually put their arms around you. 5. The way that they kiss away your tears. 6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away. 7. How they always know just what to say to make you blush. 8. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say. 9. The way they hold you close when you are cold. 10. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your angers melts away. 11. How they always smile when you are together. 12. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together. 13.... and the

Poem
i just wrote this poem, im not sure if its finished or not, please leavea comment and let me know what you think "First Love" Do you remember your first love, And how it made you feel. And when that person came around, It felt like time stood still. I remember being shy, And unable to tell her. When i looked deep into her eyes, I could'nt find the words. Now that i think back, It should have been easy, I should have said "I love you" And told her how deeply. That when she left there came a pain, and an overwhelming loneliness. That i thought about her everyday, And the best way to confess, the deepest of emotions, That i have ever felt, And i never thought it possible, That my ice cold heart would melt. I remember butterflies, And a tingling in my spine. That you had the most amazing eyes, And that I blushed when they met mine. All it took was your smile, To make everything okay No matter how bad I felt, It brightened up my day. I remember how love songs,

Fake It....
RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. Write the song title as the answer..DON'T LIE If someone says " I hate you", you say? Beat your heart out. How would you describe yourself? Cocaine cowgirl What do you like in a guy/girl? Ladies love country boys.. How do you feel today? Gone. Whats the first thing you see in a guy/girl ? I dont believe it. What is your life's purpose? Papa loved Mama What is your motto? Gone away. What do your friends think of you? Honkeytonk Badonkadonk. What do you think of your parents? I dont love you. Whats the first thing you notice in a person? Nothing else matters.. What do you think about very often? If tomorrow never comes. What song do you sing while showering? Because of you. What do you think of your pet? Get stoned. What do you think of the person you like? Idoless What is your life story

Lessons To Learn About Love
1. If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time. 2. Remember that you don't choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away. 3. If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to rest in the other person’s heart. 4. If you find someone else in love with you and you don't love him/her, feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage, do not cause pain. 5. Remember this, and keep it to your heart. Love has its own time, its own seasons, and its own reason for coming and going. You cannot bri

My Love Profile
Virgo - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're incredibly thoughtful and able to give your partner what they need most. You are totally logical. You can deal with problems without involving your emotions. A good work ethic. You'll do whatever it takes (within reason) to make your relationship work. Your negative traits: Sometimes you are so focused on your goals that you let your relationships suffer You tend to be a perfectionist - and expect perfection from your mate as well You are picky. So picky that you rather be single than with someone who has a few minor faults. Your ideal partner: Values success in life as much as you do Fits a checklist of qualities you've been looking for since childhood Like you, is more practical and realistic than romantic Your dating style: Active. You're a bit hyper, so you'd prefer a date that involved rollerblading in the park or hiking. Your seduction style: You may seem a bit shy, but once you open

You Know You're From Oklahoman When...
You say ya'll ... many times a day. Bedlam is a BIG deal. You can tell when it's tornado weather. When you drive through a neighborhood anyone out walking will smile and wave at you. You've worn flip flops in the winter You have stopped to let a family of deer cross the road. You thought the twister ride at Universal Studios wasn't windy enough. You know who your neighbors are, how many children they have, and when one of them gets married or graduates. There are at least 2 to 3 Sonics, McDonalds, and Little Caesars in your town You've been off roading - many times You or someone you know was born, raised and still lives in the same town. You know that Miami, Oklahoma and Miami, Florida are pronounced two different ways. You plan events around football games. You are a Cowboy or Sooners fan. You learned how to do country and western dances at school. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a f

Bored....
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? An

Updateing My Status
As I mentioned a short time ago...due to unforseen circumstances I will not be on and able to say my hellos to all my friends ( who I miss dearly). Hope everyone is doing great and are ready for the holidays. Workin hard on getting back as soon as possible.Every so often I am able to come on here and try to say hi to some... mostly only night time. Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail (and chats) made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Love You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a special friend you are missing out on a lot!!! But don't just send it back, send it on to

Totally F*&)@ed
There’s a moment you know…you’re fucked – Not an inch more room to self-destruct No more move – oh yeah, the dead-end zone Man, you just can’t call your soul your own But the thing that makes you really jump Is that the weirdest shit is still to come You can ask yourself: “Hey, what have I done?” You’re just a fly – the little guys, they kill for fun Man, you’re fucked if you just freeze up Can’t do that thing – that keeping still But, you’re fucked if you speak your mind And you know – uh huh – you will Yeah, you’re fucked all right – and all for spite You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye Totally fucked – will they mess you up? Well you know they’re gonna try Disappear – yeah, well, you wanna try Wanna bundle up into some big ass lie Long enough for them to all just quit Long enough for you to get out of it Yeah, you’re fucked all right – and all for spite You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye Totally fucked – will they mess you up? Well

I Dont Do Sadness
Awful sweet to be a little butterfly just winging over things and nothing deep inside. Nothing going going wild in you, you know, you're slowing by the riverside floating high and blue. Or maybe cool to be a little summer wind like once through everything and then away again. With the taste of dust in your mouth all day but no need to know like sadness you just sail away. Cause you know, I don't do sadness not even a little bit. Just don't need it in my life don't want any part of it. I don't do sadness, hey I've done my time looking back on it all then it blows my mind, I don't do sadness so been there. Don't do sadness just don't care. ---------------------------------

Is It Love?
1. Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing? and your voice caught within your chest? it isn't love, it's like. 2. You can't keep your hand off them, am I right? it isn't love, it's lust 3. Do you want them because you know they're there? it isn't love, it's loneliness 4. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? it isn't love, its loyalty 5. Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them? it isn't love, its pity 6. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? it isn't love, it's lack of confidence 7. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? it isn't love, it's infatuation 8. Are you willing to give up all your favorite things for their sake? it isn't love, it's charity 9. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? it isn't love, it's friendship 10. Do you accept their faults because it's part of who they are? then it's love 11. Do you cry for their pain, even when they

Love!
The way it was! Lay your head upon my heart The way it was at the start Reach out and confide in me Till the pain don't hurt, you see Call your feelings out And know what it's all about Now that you've done so Hopw does it feel to know Just how much of the heart We still share since the start? Put down your shield of defense Stop keeping our love a suspense (c)TJC1978

The History
My husband is a network administrator, and frequently worked from home on a company owned laptop. He'd done this successfully for nearly 3 years, with nothing but stellar performance evaluations all along. Two years ago, however, he filed a lawsuit to stop being sexually discriminated against by the man-hating lesbian in charge (we'll call her A. Bitchman). In retribution, Bitchman fired him, but didn't notify him that he'd been terminated. As a result, he had the company laptop at home for 7 days after he'd been fired, so Bitchman charged him with "theft." Now, we all know this is ridiculous, especially since he returned the laptop, but under the letter of Montana law, this actually qualifies as theft, despite the fact that this clearly was not the INTENT of the law. Anyway...since then he's been unemployed, because Bitchman and crew keep giving him negative job references. The combination of the embarassment and the desire to "protect" me from this reality led him to do some stup

Life!
One down,Two to go! Lying here thinking of the three The three problems that need not be The problems I let arise All this time trying to disguise Look at what's been done I've concluded just one Now if only I could see What made the three That need not be I could do something to unveil What hasn't been done To conclude another one One down,Two to go!

Important Drinking Rules!!!
86 Rules to Drink by. . . . 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk. I hate shots. It's comi

Idiot Drivers, Starflight And Recovery
My friend Lisa was in a very severe car accident early Monday morning. She was on her way to work when some idiot went the wrong way on a toll road flyover and slammed into her head on. While I've never been on it, I'm pretty sure the speed limit on that road is 65 or 70mph. It's currently believed that the other person was drunk, which means that they probably slammed into each other at a combined total of at least 140mph (that's 225kph for you metric folk). She was life flighted to the trauma hospital here in Austin. Her list of injuries are extensive. A broken leg, an exposed knee, two broken vertebrae (L4 & L5 last I knew), multiple pelvic fractures and a concussion resulting in mild amnesia. While she was in surgery they were able to repair and set her pelvis as well as repairing her kneecap. I haven't seen a mention of it, but I'm sure they were able to set her femur as well. The spinal injury is what worries me the most. Until the swelling goes down they won't know how

Smart
I'm smarter than you A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!” Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Harry: “9.” Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Harry: “36.” And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Harry can go to

Blow Job Etiquette
Blow Job Etiquette (copied from Joey Bagadonutz page... You are awesome dude!) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 1

Pain
i pray to the lord as i kneel to my knee i pray less pain be struck on me and if once more i'm to feel pain i ask for death while i'm still sane. and now i lay me down to sleep, i pray this pain to not get deep if i should die before i wake i'm free from anymore heartache.

Guy Goes To Hell...
One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in Hell!" Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" Guy: "Sure, I love to drink." Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway." Guy: "Gee that sounds great!" Satan: "You a smoker?" Guy: "You better believe it!" Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?" Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!" Satan: "I bet you like to gamble." Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I

Pickle Slicer
Bill Wants to Put His Penis in the Pickle Slicer... Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... She got fired too."

Life!
Leave that night behind! Early in the morning I find I'm not alone She's been there all night long The things we did Just don't seem right I guess that was just another night Love don't be ashamed Because you are not only the blame The things we did we didn't hide So just leave that night behind! (c)TJC1976

Siren
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Xmas Humor!
Twas the Night before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days they all are the pits They want the impossible Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls... Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's No request for them, They want computers an

A Pretty Song
Mad World by Tears For Fears All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tommorow, no tommorow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you 'Cos I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me

The Heat!
Let not your heart be troubled! Whenever I'm troubled and lost in deep despair I bundle all my troubles up And Go to God in prayer Let not your heart be troubled Nor your heart be doubled I tell him I'm heartsick Lost and lonely to My mind is deeply burdened I don't know what to do Let not your heart be troubled nor your heart be doubled I know he stilled the tempest and calmed the angry sea I humbly ask if in his love He'll do the same for me Let not your heart be troubled Nor let your heart be doubled Then I just keep quiet Thinks only thoughts of peace If I abide in stillness My restless murmurings cease Let not your heat be troubled Nor your heartbe doubled (c)TJC1977

-my Strawberry Tone-
- beneath soft sheets, lay still my heart, as i long for your warmth, my dream falls apart, inspired by your lips, singing sweet these words, generated by your curves, elevated by thirds, silken hair through my fingers, kills all my regrets, a warmth from my soul, you could never forget, strawberry lips on the neck, of a souls valley so wet, as my soul dives deeper, our hearts connect, on a plain, like a summer memory, we let it rain, til your soul calls my name, not invain, but your spirit glows, in every eye, every puddle, and every mirror shown. my love is a place you can call home. in a Strawberry tone. ~ Owned ~

Wanna See Me In The Comfort Of Your Own Home?
that's right!!this lady will be setting up live paid web chats!!!I will have more info about it in about a week up on my website www.1stgataofgore.com so keep checking back for updates..They will be scheduled 6 times a week and last for 10 minutes each time..prices to follow.You much have yahoo messenger and forms of payment will be taken through paypal ..**pls note...this is NOT a sex chat, lol...no nudity is involved..more to come!

.pandora's.box.
Bound to confusion, enchanted by lore, specific, in order, antecedents of war. Conflict, creation, a matter of strife, dynamic illusions, to darken the life. And peril awaits, as honor implies, but tries to deceive, what failure belies. Patience surrenders, when trust will ignite, lost like the jester, who sees without sight. No fronts to guard, no faith to neglect, this battle is ours, to claim and protect. Theosophy knows, and theosophy tries, but who can you trust, when theosophy lies. So clearly the victor, is all but decided. and what you are reading, is what they have recited To children, and lovers, and families the same, who struggle to breath, when choked by the shame, That we are martyrs, and we are the laws, yet we are the judges, to that which we cause. And so, within caution, we fasten the locks, for these are the keys, to Pandora's Box

Life!
Practice Makes Perfect! When I feel alone and lonely My empty world seems void I relax for just a moment I trust joy will unfold Practice Makes Perfect! For in my quiet time I listen For the gentle voice within Hew hears my prayers clearly For he lets the sunshine in Practice Makes perfect! Oh how great is this practice for you Which can make our dreams come true But the beauty of the practice My dear brothers and sisters is up to us Practice Makes Perfect! It's a gift,But ours by choice So if we continue in this practice Rest assured that we will rejoice From the heavenly kiss Practice Makes perfect! For no words can ever tell us of the treasures deep within But with the art of silence practice he will let the sunshine in (c)TJC1972

December 29th Cody Wy! Battle Of The Bands!
Ok Snowed In just booked ourselves for a battle of the bands on the 29th in Cody. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, I'm freakin out!!!! I have never EVER performed live and since I've only been really playing(instead of just toying with the idea) for four months and this is a competition, I'm really hoping I don't screw it up for us. The first prize is 500 bucks which will go towards wireless setups for our guitars and mics which we really, REALLY need right now. At the same time I'm not really worried about winning, I just want to put on a good show. It's weird, I'm terrified and at the same time pumped as hell about it. And I don't get scared. I've looked death in the eye three times in my life and never blinked. This must be what it's like to feel alive! It is truly the best feeling I've ever felt. Better than any drug I've ever taken! I finally after 11 years of being clean I have found my calling. I realized that I've just been stagnate and drifting along til now. This is m

Why The Fuck Should I Try You Sure Dont
why should i try to get dressed up or do anything to make myself look better if your not going to touch me.whats the point if the one person you want to want you doesnt seem to want you at all

Rules For Sean's Fu-girls
Due to recent events I have made these rules for all of Sean's (aka DJ Khaotic Wolf) ex, present, and future fu-girls. #1) Please do not talk to me like I'm your best friend. I am not your friend I am Sean's friend. #2) I do not care about you or your problems. I care about Sean. If you last more than six months I may come to care about you, but until that time I just do not care. #3) I am Sean's coworker. He does not need for me to know all of his relationship details and personally I do not need to know them all either. So please do not tell me about them. Thank You. #4)(Last but not least) If you are PSYCHO I am definitly not talking to you. I am not in the mood for your psycho shit I have got enough problems of my own then to deal with yours also. Especially if I do not know you. I'll probably add more rules to this list but until then if you do not like these rules please see the manager (aka Sean aka DJ Khaotic Wolf). Thank You!!!!!!

Santa Can't Bring Me What I Want
Two years ago this December 24th my step brother was coming home from working overtime on 3rd shift. He had the right-a-way in a left hand turn when his car was struck by another vehicle, on the driver side at 8:53 am, who had decided to run a yellow light that had just turned red at the top of the hill. Unfortunately the man couldn't see my step brother from the opposite side of the hill and didn't think about a car even being there. When I arrived at the scene I was allowed to ask him why he had run the light, why not wait just a minute and the man replied "I didn't buy my daughter everything she wanted." He was charged with manslaughter but 6 months later he was released from prison with the felony on his record. The man did come back and offer us a settlement but we refused because no amount of money could bring back a brother, a son, a father, and a friend. Please take the time to realize that presents can be replaced but people can not. Don't get caught up in the Holiday rush

This Year You Get It, Fat Man!
Santa keeps skipping my house every year. I mean, I'm usually a good person for like a week before Christmas. That seems reasonable enough to get a hi-five or maybe a couple drink vouchers at the VA. Ever since they closed down the local Elks Club I've had to search out new establishments with cheap PBR and senile bar tenders. This year I am going to wait for the fat man. That's right, I am going to sit up all night and when I see him lean out of his sleigh to take a dump on my roof (which he conveniently makes look like bird droppings, but I know it's him), that's when I pull out the 12 gauge and take out Rudolph first. Next come Donner, Blitzen, then Sneezy and Dopey. And then the last two that I think are named Larry and Sergey. And when the fat man comes tumbling down to earth, screaming, "lordy, lordy, help me lord", I'll be there laughing. And I have a special present to give him from my big red sack. I hope you like chunky eggnog, elf fucker!

Stupid Shit
Ok whats the difference between a man that flirts with alot of women online, and A woman that flirts with alot of men online.. If a woman does it she is called a whore..LOL Why do people take things said and done online for real? Now i can understand if you meet someone in person and try to make a relationship out of it but if both agree that they will never meet whats wrong with flirting with others? And another thing, I hate back stabbers, and bitches that run and tell other people bullshit like they even know you or whats going on.. espically someone that was supose to be your friend. Some people need to grow up.. The internet is just that THE Net~!

Micro$oft Zune Sucks Ass
I've been gone for a while and I know any of you with half a brain missed me. Any of you with more than half a brain couldn't give two shits and were probably hoping I was falsely imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay, getting repeatedly butt-fisted by my cell mate, Akbar. Well, the jokes on you - his name was Abdul! I decided to stop carrying my 1978 ghetto blaster and get me one of them new fangled digital music players for all those MP3s I keep finding laying around the web. I quickly realized every pencil-dick halfwit has an Ipod and really want to punch every little fucker I see with those lame white dangling headphones. Creative and iRiver are 2nd rate hacks. So I got a Microshaft Zune. I mean, it has to be compatible with all the other shit they make, right? Wrong. Big wrong. Big wrong kick you in the nuts wrong. Even though the software is a hack of WMP (look it up noob), it still doesn't integrate. You are forced to use their shit-ass zune interface. OK, I figure I'll deal with it. But

Just Because
Why do we do the things we do. Are we looking for some reward from someone else. The only person I have to impress in life is me. When I go to bed at night, I want to know I did the best I could to make life easier for someone else. I am what I am, take it or leave it.

My 12 Days Of Christmas
My 12 days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my true love got for me On the second day of Christmas my true love got for me On the third day of Christmas my true love got for me On the forth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the fifth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the sixth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the seventh day of Christmas my true love got for me On the eighth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the ninth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the tenth day of Christmas my true love got for me On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love got for me On the twelve th day of Christmas my true love got for me All I want for Christmas is a true love.

The Truth About Fubar
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how

Why Do Woman Cry?
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her c

My Personal Battle
I have such a hard time some days..... I fight this battle that should be way done and over.... but its not.... the thought is always there..... not a day goes by that I don't think about going back..... No its not going back to the relationship I was in.... its something I gave up a long time ago.... I know I shouldn't. I know its not good for me... I know ppl will kick my ass.... Its my personal battle.... It was my crutch for so long.... Why is it some days I can't get it outta my head? I try to fill the void with alcohol and sometimes it just don't work Its my battle.... I have to overcome it.... I have to win.... I can't let myself and everyone else down!!! I won't! I refuse to! I cry because the urge gets so bad! Why haven't I gotten over this yet?!?!

Butterfly Kisses
Pink candy canes and butterfly kisses Close your eyes darling, fulfill all your wishes Slide down the rainbow into a sea of gold To a magical place where you never grow old Keep a tight hold of your dear teddy bear Watch as the mermaids comb their shining hair They'll sing you a song with voices so sweet Listening to them is such a lovely treat Chocolate drops fall from a Vanilla sky Pixies and fairies are all flying high Scattering pixie dust over your head This is better than any fairytale you've read The glitter carousel is waiting to start Shimmering unicorns beg you to take part The organ strikes up a tinkling tune About a little cow who jumped over the moon Pink candy floss clouds float lazily past Time in this dreamworld flies by way too fast A cute little elf reaches for your hand Ring around the roses then fall on the sand Butterfly kisses and cold lemonade An enchanted dreamworld that your mind has made So go to sleep sweetheart, close your tir

For Every Rose There Is A Separate Spring
For every rose there is a separate spring. Orange leaves drift down through separate falls. Rivers dream their dreams while willows weep, Though none can tell what beauty it recalls. Years drain the memories to which we cling. So do we dance within our separate bubbles Even as we share a common breeze, Viewing through a fragile film of troubles Each miracle a frightened heart might seize, Nor dare we touch its stillness, vast and deep.

Just Another Poem
Bees swarm along the fragile edge of darkness. Open wounds attract blood-hungry flies. Near my heart lie savage little souls Neatly arrayed to feast upon my life. In eight days God will be through with miracles. Even so, life is a gift of love. So how does one enjoy this gift of love, Even as one moves from light to darkness? There is no moment free of miracles, However swift and deep one's passion flies. Glory is the dancing quark of life, Alight with love and lust in all our souls. Born of the cataclysm, our burgeoning souls Race towards infinity, love Infinite, lust infinite, life Eternal as light billowing into darkness. Little do we see how far it flies As we spin through Earth-bound miracles. Nor can we comprehend these miracles. Darkness is the center of our souls, Like still black water in the moonlight. Love Is of this emptiness; unburdened, it flies Swiftly in widening circles, skimming the darkness, A motion outward at the heart of life. More c

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Absolute Real's Christmas Pimpout :d
SANTA'S ALMOST READY HE'S LOADING UP HIS SLEIGH AS SOON AS CHRISTAMAS EVE COMES HE'LL BE HEADING DOWN THIS WAY HE'S SURE TO GO TO EVERY HOUSE WITH LOTS OF GIFTS AND TOYS FOR HE RECEIVED THE CHRISTMAS LISTS FROM ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS ITS GOING TO BE A CHRISTMAS YOU WILL NEVER FORGET BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST ONE YET

Frogs For Allyssa
The Frogs For Allyssa campaign has now started. This campaingn is to help get the house remodeled so Allyssa can be properly cared for when she comes home. It is also to help care for Allyssa by getting the things she needs when she does get to come home.. For more information, email all questions, please contact Frogs4allyssa@localnet.com. Donations are appreciated and can be made by sending check or money orders to the following address Frogs for Allyssa West Banko of Sissonsville 6409 Sissonsville Dr. Sissonsville, Wv 25320-9709 Checks and money orders are to be made out to Frogs for Allyssa. We appreciate all that everyone has done and can do in the future. We want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for your thoughts and prayers, along with everything else everyone has done. Thank You

Poor Santa
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful well endowed 19 year old blond. She said "Santa, will you please stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"

D/s Lifestyle Glossary
Word Description 24/7 Usually used in the description of a permanent full time relationship (24 hours a day, 7 days a week) Aftershock After a long session or play, some submissives may experience effects from their body being used / in shock from the pain. (trembling, feeling of cold) Ball Gag Toy used in BDSM play to prevent a sub from speaking. Mouth pieces are usually made from a rubber ball that is jammed between a submissive teeth and secure in place by a strap or a little string. Could be made of plastic or leather too. BD Refer to Bondage and Discipline play (see Bondage) Blood play Type of play which involves blood. Considered a fetish. Bondage Type of play which uses restraints which could include handscuffs, ropes, shackles etc. Considered a fetish. Bottom In a BDSM relationship, the "Bottom" is the same as a the "Submissive" In some more specialized relationships, the "Bottom" is the one who gives up cont

20 Ways To Confuse And Upset Santa Claus
20 Ways to Confuse and Upset Santa Claus 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. 4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. 5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! 6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas" and "Go away Santa." 7. Leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. 8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down

Fuck This Place
Why should it even exist. i must be really unfuckin cool.if i cant even make friends on this dumb ass site,where people think there shit dont stink. fuck them. this whole site is nothin more then fakes and liars. tryin to make people think somethin there not.i though this place would of been cool,not gay like mysapce. And the people with nsfw pics,why post if u wont let people see and if we do see "ur not here for sex" well dont post that shit fuckin tease, skank, slut. Yea im pissed,pissed at you the person laughin with the incrowed on fubar. bout to be ratin this blog a 1. well go ahed. i dont care. And to my friends on my list jus go fuck ur selves ur not my friends, u did it for the points, and so "ur profile would look cool" fuckin conformists. Most of u posers wouldnt know a good thing if it crawled on ur nono part and rubbed it, but then again none of u are horny jus wanting to level up and gain fubucks. So for my ending comment. Take a full body shot so i can tell if ur fat or

Some People Need To Take Their Medicine...
This evening I was rating, commenting, adding stash, accepting friend requests, (requesting some myself), but last I knew that's what you do on this site, it's all for fun...so I thought. A comment was made on my profile pic, I thanked the individual, rated and commented on this 40YR OLD MAN FROM CANADA, then moved on to doing somthing else, well he saw that I was viewing and rating and commenting on other's profiles, pics, and whatever he decided that I wasn't giving him enough attention and here a partial of the convo that took place between us, I actually found it rather amusing that this grown man actually got mad because I wasn't giving him the attention he thought I ought to have given him....WTF! THIS IS THE INTERNET, IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF US ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET!!. so those of you who read this and view the conversation between me and this individual, hope you get a chuckle like I did, it was just too much for me to not share....by the way he was reported. DOO

Tell Me Which One You Are?
LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22)Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick your ass... u might end up crying...loves to touch and moan for no reason at all just being a dork out of the blue... 10 years of bad luck if you do not repost CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22)THIZ IZ DA REALZ ME Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI -HARD LOVER (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost LIBRA-GOOD IN BED

Sex Bulletins???
WHAT.THE.HELL?! What's with these bulletins advertising the need to get laid? Get off the damn computer and go to a party, a bar, hell even church! You have a greater chance of finding someone if you leave your house! FYI: if you're that pathetic that you need to put out an APB for the pussy, you WILL get deleted and blocked. REL

"one Wish"
as the holidays are aproaching i often find myself thinking about the "One Wish" that I've been wanting for a really long time. Its a wish thats started out small but over time has grown into the impossible. I started out slowly, just thinking about it from time to time but not really putting alot on energy into it, but as the years have gone by and heartache has gotten worse and worse I find myself building and adding to the wish so that its impossible to satisfy. My wish, deep down in my heart, is to find the one person that understands and completes me. I once had that dream, or so I thought, and proposed and poured my heart and soul into the relationship only to find-out that she was using me. She allowed my heartfelt affection to be my downfall and I fell hard. My wish is to find that perfect someone. To find that someone that wants the romance, that wants the cliff-side wedding scene from when fools rush in, so i keep hoping, and dreaming that one day it will happen and

Quedate Con El
Yo no soy tunto se muy bien que ya no me amas Ahora es muy tarde y no te puedo olvidar whoa Se que es dificil pero ya tienes dueno Y aunque ganastes por ti no voy a llorar Quedate con el y no me vuelvas a buscar Se que yo merezco a alguien que me pueda valorar No soy un tipo perfecto pero siempre fui fiel Y ahora quiero decirte mami la mujer que tu no eres Quedate con el y no me vuelvas a buscar Se que yo merezco a alguien que me pueda valorar No soy un tipo perfecto pero siempre fui fiel Y ahora quiero decirte mami la mujer que tu no eres Quedate con el aunque yo sigua solo y te sigue amando Nadie sabe lo que estoy sufriendo y lo que estoy pasando Y en la noche lloro cuando pienso que te extrano Y aunque se que estes con el y eso me esta haciendo dano Sera culpable si yo por amarte or tu por traiconarme Con mujeres como tu yo no quisiera darme Aveces pienso que la vida no tiene sentido Como yo te amado y tan facil que te e perdido Whoa whoa mami fuistes lo co

I'm Outta Here!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! TAKE SERIOUSLY!!! I REGRET TO INFORM YOU BUT THE PIMP WILL DIE ON JANUARY 31st AND WILL NOT RETURN. HEY PEOPLE IT BEEN A BLAST MEETING NEW FACES AND HANGING OUT WITH THE SOME OF THE KEWLEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET BUT I HAVE DECIEDED TO WALK AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK... I WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE ALREADY BUT MY VIP IS BOCKING THE EXIT AND WON’T LET ME GET THROUGH. *JAN 31st* IS MY RESERECTION DATE BACK INTO SOCIETY AND AWAY FROM HERE... SOME OF YOU, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE CAN EITHER CALL ME, HIT ME ON YAHOO, MSN, OR EVEN THE DREADED MYSPACE I HATE SO MUCH. IN THE UPCOMMING TIME TILL I EXPIRE I WOULD LIKE TO SET SOME PERSONAL GOALS UPON EXITING AND I NEED YOU ALL TO HELP. MAKE IT TO LVL24 GODFATHER AND WIN A SPOTLIGHT THAT’S IT BUT I CAN’T DO IT A LONE. I’M ONLY ONE PERSON BUT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF YOU THAT CAN HELP ME… PLEASE HELP THIS WOULD BE THE BEST EXITING PRESENT EVER. TRUST ME I KNOW IT SUCKS BUT I GOTTA GET BACK ON TRACK. ME LEAVIN

Love?
> It hurts to love someone and > not be loved in return, > but what is more painful > is to love someone and > never find the courage > to let that person know how you feel. > > Maybe God wants us to meet > a few wrong people before > meeting the right one > so that when we finally > meet the right person, > we will know how to > be grateful for that gift. > Love is when you take away > the feeling, the passion, and the romance > in a relationship and find out > you still care for that person. > > A sad thing in life > is when you meet someone > who means a lot to you, > only to find out in the end > that it was never meant to be and you > just have to let go. > > The best kind of friend > is the kind you can sit > on a porch and swing with, > never say a word, and then walk away > feeling like it was the > best conversation you've ever had. > > It's true that w

I Am Thankful:
FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED. FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME. FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN

To The Fucktards That Stole My Shit..
This is actually a few days late..but I just wanted to put it out there that if and when I see the awesome skull and bones plate that used to rest on the front of my Charger, that is before some fucktards decided they wanted to rip it off, not only am I going to break every window in your piece of shit vehicle, but I will wait patiently by it at whatever establishment you are at. When you come to your vehicle, and are obviously angry about how smashed your shit is, I'm going to point AND laugh at you and proceed to push your face into the asphalt as hard as my foot will allow. That is all.

A Friend Is...
A friend is Someone who cares about you, Someone who likes you just the way you are. A friend is Someone who does things with you, Someone who keeps your secrets. A friend is Someone who sometimes gets angry with you, Someone who might hurt your feelings sometimes even when they don't mean to. A friend is Someone who comforts you when you're sad, Someone who laughs with you when you're happy. A friend is Someone who wants to be with you, Someone who enjoys your company. A friend is Someone you'll remember always Even when they grow up and move away. A friend is Someone who is loyal and says good things about you, Someone who gets mad if someone else is mean to you. A friend is A link to someone's humanity like food for the soul to share, Someone to hold onto when life's follies bring despair. A friend is F-frank, R-righteous, I-intrepid, E-earnest, N-noble, D-decent A friend is a friend always!!!! and thats u..

Tell Me What Happened Your First Meeting
He told me how to dress - collar, heels, stockings, leash, nipple clamps. He came over; i knelt on the floor after i unlocked the door. He came in, was quite impressed it seemed, and then told me to get up and sit on the couch and relax. He said he wasn't in the mood to play right away - which to me meant that i had displeased him somehow. So in the next 5 minutes that he gave me to relax, i continually tried to find ways to make up for it... This left me nervous... This meant that if he truly wanted his slave to relax he was going to have to give me more time... It ended up taking about a half hour before i was finally calm enough to enjoy the power he had over me. It took that long for me to realize it was not something that i did wrong. And he showed me proof of that ;) Of course He grabbed my hand and put it on his dick - he was so hard. i started to play a little but he swatted me away - i still have to get punished for that!  One of the most

Lady Death
Lady Death (or Hope, her original name) began 'life' in Europe during the medieval era. Her father, Matthias, was a sorcerer of great power as well as a feudalistic warlord. Matthias was also a 666th generation descendant of the fallen angels, a strong contrast to Hope's mother, Marion, who was of such purity that her bloodline reached all the way to heaven. Before her marriage to Matthias, Marion was married to the Viking Agnar, to whom she bore two daughters, Vulnavia and Vandala, previously unknown sisters of Hope. Marion's attempts to escape Matthias' brutality proved ineffectual and led to her murder at his hands. He, in turn, captured her soul for use in maintaining a gate to hell. Matthias' aspirations for power included deals made with demonic overlords in Hell. In exchange for the souls of the newly dead, which were harvested through constant warfare, the overlords granted the sorcerer power. The constant battles eventually even claimed the life of Hope's beloved, Niccolo, wh

Revelations Of Simplicity
I am learning a lot in this world of BDSM. Thanks to the wonderful advice of quite a few friends, I am learning quickly. There are a lot of questions that churn through my mind but I have a great arsenal of friends to learn from. Just in the past week, what I have learned has once again changed my point of view in this lifestyle. This is not to say that I have changed my mind what I desire or want for myself as a slave. I just know better now how to go about achieving those goals and acquiring what I need to fulfill my desires. It amazes me how much logic and common sense is involved in the decision making with BDSM. The biggest obstacle I have found in discovering this new purpose for myself is my own preconceived notions and complications. For example, I first assumed that all masters were Masters. They’re not. Most of them are ordinary jack asses who want nothing more than to use whoever they can. A master/mistress is just someone in charge of the relationship. They do not be

Stupid People
hate people that say there gonna do something and turn around and don't do it i use to be like that to but i have grown up if i wanna do something i'm gonna go do it and not give a fuck what people think i even lost a good women cause i held back you don't realize what you have till it's gone then it's to late to do anything about it all you can think about about is what you had people say grow the fuck up and move on which is true for some things but not all so don't let time pass you bye but live it to the fullest

Tortured
"Tortured amongst the living Lost amongst the dead Not knowing which way to turn Seeking ever more guidance Yet none to be found The darkness slowly takes over Quieting the cries of light I welcome you night stalker He brings about a new life My soul now happy Freed of its repressed life While modern day society still does not accept I cry shun me as you will The darkness has called me and I welcome Its will"

Are U Fake Or Real Friend?
FAKE HOMIES: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL HOMIES: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: never seen you cry. REAL HOMIES: cry with you ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: know a few things about you. REAL HOMIES: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Would knock on your front door. REAL HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Are for awhile. REAL HOMIES: Are for life. ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Will take your drink away when they think you'v

Pumpkin Roll Cake
Pumpkin Roll Cake Recipe courtesy Paula Deen See this recipe on air Monday Dec. 24 at 12:00 AM ET/PT. Show: Food Network Specials Episode: All-Star Holiday Party Pumpkin Roll Cake Cake: 3/4 cup cake flour 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 1/4 teaspoons ground ginger 3/4 teaspoon ground allspice 6 large eggs, separated 1/3 cup granulated sugar 1/3 cup golden brown sugar, packed 2/3 cup canned pumpkin, packed 1/8 teaspoon salt Powdered sugar Filling: 1 teaspoon unflavored gelatin 2 tablespoons dark rum 1 cup whipping cream, chilled 3 tablespoons powdered sugar 6 tablespoons plus 1/2 cup English toffee pieces for garnish Additional powdered sugar, for garnish 1 1/2 cups purchased caramel sauce, warmed, for garnish For the cake: Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Line a 15 by 10 by 1-inch baking sheet with parchment paper. Spray the parchment with nonstick cooking spray. Sift the flour, cinnamon, ginger, and allspice into a small bowl. In a separate b

Smoked Salmon Dip
Smoked Salmon Dip Recipe courtesy Sandra Lee See this recipe on air Monday Dec. 24 at 12:00 AM ET/PT. Show: Food Network Specials Episode: All-Star Holiday Party 1 pint (2 cups) sour cream 1 tablespoon double concentrate tomato paste (from a tube) 1 teaspoon lemon juice 2 tablespoons drained, jarred capers 1/2 medium red onion, finely chopped 1/4 pound smoked salmon, shredded (ask your deli counter person for the end pieces) 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper In a medium bowl mix the sour cream, tomato paste and lemon juice until smooth. Stir in capers and red onion. Fold in the salmon and season with the salt and pepper. Refrigerate until ready to serve. For serving dip: Red and green bell peppers, squared bottoms Purple cabbage, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Radicchio, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Green cabbage, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Dippers: Mini carrots Icicle radishes Treviso leaves Cucumber spears Cherry to

Sugar Cane Baked Ham
Sugarcane Baked Ham with Spiced Apples and Pears Recipe adapted from Emeril?s Creole Christmas Cookbook, by Emeril Lagasse, published by William Morrow, 1997 See this recipe on air Monday Dec. 24 at 12:00 AM ET/PT. Show: Food Network Specials Episode: All-Star Holiday Party 12 sugarcane swizzle sticks, each cut into about 3-inch pieces 1 hickory smoked ham, spiral sliced, 8 to 10 pounds (no bone, water added, cooked) Glaze: 1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 1 cup Steen’s 100 percent Pure Cane Syrup 1/2 cup dark molasses 1/2 cup dark corn syrup 1/8 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon dry mustard 1/4 cup water 1 1/2 pounds (about 4) Granny Smith apples 1 1/2 pounds (about 4) Bartlett pears Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line a shallow baking pan with parchment or waxed paper. Insert the sugarcane sticks into the ham at 3 to 4-inch intervals. Tie the ham, usi

Judge Me
"Judge me as you may I see this with your eyes You stare, assuming you know me But in reality you know not You think a glance tells my fate My life decided by your stare Your ignorance child please do not share In my life I decide And as for your judgments Well I do not care"

I Am Darkness
I am darkness I am Light I walk amongst both Lost within the sights The darkness calls me by first name But the sun craves my loving ways The moons crys for my blood As the sun sighs of my wicked ways I am darkness I am light

2 Tough Questions!!!
This was taken with permission from the blog of *~Bunnz~* Two tough questions... Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candi

Charity Begins Where Interest Ends
Charity Begins Where Interest Ends Charity begins where interest ends, Having little interest but in giving, Removing self from self, that there be space In which a much-loved guest might feel at home. So might one find delight, though ravens rend The un-embroidered fabric of one's being: Miracle of unrequited grace, A wave of wonder welling up from stone, Singing as it breaks of selfless grieving.

Thoughts
Ok depression i think is this lonely hearts only true friend. I've been alone almost all my life and i'm so tried of it but everytime i try i just get shut down or they just wanna a quick fuck. Am i that unattractive? Why can i have a relationship? Why can't i have someone that wants to date me? I want to have that something that as of now i can never have. I guess at this rate gray would be the color of my heart anymore. I'm always the person that everyone comes to for their promblems for their dating or relationship issues yet no one ever stops to see how hurt and alone i am or how much it sucks to hear how they got someone interested in them or how they're getting engage or they are having kid while everyday i sit alone depressed alone trying so hard not to let it eat me alive. Come on doesn't someone find me attractive? Doesn't someone want to date me?

My Heart
I can’t give anymore to you. I’ve given and given and given. You’ve used me up and there’s nothing left. Not for you. Not for me. Not for anyone. In a year I’ve given you my heart, my time, my patience, my support, my strength, my money, my life. I have nothing to show for myself. I have no real boyfriend because you won’t commit to me. I haven’t even seen in you 5 months despite you spending 5 or 6 days a week at a job that is less than 30 miles from my home. Sure we talk just about daily but when I have what you consider a moment of weakness and I ask you to tell me you love me and that I’m important to you the only response that you can muster is “I hate it that you are so insecure”. There’s nothing insecure about me. I just want to make sure that you’ve given your heart just as I’ve given mine. You have something that’s mine. It’s clear that you never really gave yours to me. I think that it’s time that we exchange goods. Wait, it’s just my heart that ne

Just In One Of Those Moods..
[Not for anyone in particular. I just felt like writing a little something.. ] Just like always, you come in to ruin the day. Never again will I trust what you say. I hate that little note you left. And the way it was folded just so right. Makeup all over the place. Lookin' like a fuckin' disgrace. I hate the pieces you left. And the way I just can't breathe right. Listening to that overplayed love song. Realizing you're really gone. I hate that you left. And the way I don't feel right. It's a damn good thing I don't need you anymore. Because if I did, the blood would be all over the floor. ---By Britny R. 2007

Simple Pleasures Rest On Complex Piers
Simple Pleasures Rest on Complex Piers Simple pleasures rest on complex piers Engineered to stand against the wind, A latticework of love that lasts the years, Steel lace on which we ply our passions blind. On certain days, however, we recall Necessary links to worlds below, Seasons of remembrance that with small Gifts of grace rekindle what we know. Revel, then, within, and celebrate Each tangled thread that binds you to your life, Embracing the regrets that are your fate, Traveling again the roads to light. In such sweet seasons love, however wrought, Neither what you feared nor what you sought, Grants audience to sentiment unstained, So pure but treasured tinctures are retained. And a HAPPY NEW YEAR

Steve Martins Flashback To 1991 For Christmas
A Holiday Wish By Steve Martin If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and

Could Anyone Get Me This
It is really cheap and it would be for christmas...cause i'm not able to get anything for christmas. please if anyone can let me know and i can give you my address so it can be sent to me here are the things they are only 2.75 and 1.75 or something like that here are the links first item second item

Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. They were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking, af

Ha Haaaaaaaa F^cker's Im Back
That's right... i am back an im here to tell what happened one time and one time only. I was talking to a young lady on fubar and thought I was in love. We talked for a while and in doing so she said she owned her own house and her own company. She promised me a safe place to live and a job. It was all a pack of lies. when i got down here to tampa she had someone from another state call me and tell me she was in an accident, and she was sending someone to help me get in a motel till she got out of the hospital.They never showed. I was out on the streets with nothing and no one.. After 6 days of living on the street i got a place and then a job. However to add salt to an open wound her husband called and threatened to beat my ass for comming all the way down here to be with her. I laughed at him. I would have invited him to try, but it turns out this move to Tampa was the best thing fro me. I have a set of new friends a beautiful young lady that loves me unconditionally, and have actua

Taking Chances
Don’t know much about your life. Don’t know much about your world, but Don’t want to be alone tonight, On this planet they call earth. You don’t know about my past, and I don’t have a future figured out. And maybe this is going too fast. And maybe it’s not meant to last, But what do you say to taking chances, What do you say to jumping off the edge? Never knowing if there’s solid ground below Or hand to hold, or hell to pay, What do you say, What do you say? I just want to start again, And maybe you could show me how to try, And maybe you could take me in, Somewhere underneath your skin? What do you say to taking chances, What do you say to jumping off the edge? Never knowing if there’s solid ground below Or hand to hold, or hell to pay, What do you say, What do you say? And I had my heart beaten down, But I always come back for more, yeah. There’s nothing like love to pull you up, When you’re laying down on the floor there. So talk to me, talk t

Letting The Curves Take You Control
Trying to maintain control in this life is a bit like trying to maintain control on a roller coaster. The ride has its own logic and is going to go its own way, regardless of how tightly you grip the bar. There is a thrill and a power in simply surrendering to the ride and fully feeling the ups and downs of it, letting the curves take you rather than fighting them. When you fight the ride, resisting what�s happening at every turn, your whole being becomes tense and anxiety is your close companion. When you go with the ride, accepting what you cannot control, freedom and joy will inevitably arise. As with so many seemingly simple things in life, it is not always easy to let go, even of the things we know we can�t control. Most of us feel a great discomfort with the givens of this life, one of which is the fact that much of the time we have no control over what happens. Sometimes this awareness comes only when we have a stark encounter with this fact, and all our attempt

Erotic Lust ,just Fantasy,
An Erotic Story of Lust: The Great Lord Wolf was on the Prowl.He finally had a hankering for Fresh Meat of the 2 legged kind.It was time to exspell all his troubles into the womb of a human.It was time to feel alive again,to remember what it felt like to transform into human. The Moon was perfect he could transform without no ill effects.The desire was so deep,he could smell the vibrance,could taste aroma of that hot sexy gal in the black nitie.It was time to walk like a man,to fuck like a man,to eat pussy like a man. He had just watched the Husband go to work.Many hrs of injoyable lust awaited him.He knocked on the door,there she was so Vibrant an alive.He had to have her,he had to taste,he had to Kiss her,his Desire was to over powering now.She open'd the door may I help u Hansom?Yes m'Lady he says,I have been away for many Moons.An I desire to make Love to a Women,she smiled an at that moment.He reached out drew her to him,There Hot Mouths met as one.Her hands were gropin

So Much For A Best Friend...
So... My best friend proposed to me about 6 months ago... Ring and everything. I love it, right? So I said yeah, why not. I wasn't finding anyone else worth bothering with. So... We set the date for in about 2 1/2 years or so... Hahaha... So he started dating some girl... This girl I hate with a passion. And I dated a couple guys on and off. Well... He's a Marine... And he continually kinda disappears for months at a time... No one really knows where he goes... Haha... So, he did it again the past 2 months... So I sent him a message on myspace & called him multiple times & he appeared again 2 days ago... And I got a message from him on myspace... Saying that he's fine and he knocked up his girlfriend and that they're getting married... And I'm like the last person to know about the wedding or the baby... I'm not as pissed off about the fact that he's marrying her... But... It's the fact that it's her... She's a psychotic, crazy bitch... And the only reason she got pregnant was to

The Story So Far
So yeah what's up guys? I'm not up to alot I'm here checkin out fubar and yeah so far it's goin I'm still figuring everything out maybe later when I have time I'll add something cool on here but yeah moving on it's that time of the year again and every day is a day closer to christmas and yeah I went to the mall and man it was crazy out there I didnt think I was going to survive being at the mall but somehow I made it home and I barely started christmas shopping and yeah I've been procrastinating I've been good about doing that lately next week I have a few days off and I'm headin out to my girlfriends parents house and yeah I'm leaving sunday and won't be back til wednesday and yeah Merry Christmas later

Rolling Stone Interview
12/07/07 : ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW Draiman recently told RollingStone.com that the upcoming album's projected title track is "an anthem for soldiers" - specifically American soldiers fighting overseas. "It's meant to be something that would make them feel invincible, take away their fear, make them strong," Draiman said. "And that's what this whole body of work on this record does. It's music to help you feel strong." Spotlighting the band's darker side, there's "Deceiver", inspired by one of Draiman's "really bad relationships," and the Edgar Allan Poe-esque tale "Inside The Fire". "That's a real racy song," Draiman admitted to RollingStone.com, "It's about me standing over the body of my girlfriend, who just killed herself, and the Devil is standing over me, whispering in my ear to kill myself."

Metal Underground Interview
12/06/07 : METAL UNDERGROUND INTERVIEW Widely known for their single Down with the Sickness; Disturbed's frontman, David Draiman, took the morning off to give me a phone call to discuss their upcoming album and future plans for the band. Recording their fourth album, these guys have plans to come out stronger than ever in 2008. Scottydawg: I'm talking with David Draiman, vocalist of Disturbed. Thanks for the phone call. I was checking tour dates but you're actually in the studio right now recording your fourth album. David Draiman: Right, we're just finishing the record. We're gonna start mixing Nov 29th. Scottydawg: Do you have a title for the album? David: Right now we're calling it Indestructible. Scottydawg: Do you have a release date yet? David: We're lookin at the spring of 2008 but don't have an exact date. Scottydawg: Can you tell us a little about the upcoming album such as what it's going to sound like and how will it be different from your last three

Happy Holidays
We apologize for this mass Holiday Wish, but we want all our family, friends and fans to know that we wish each and every one of you a Blessed Christmas and safe holiday season. We are still trying to get organized since moving to the country and are preparing for a family Christmas here complete with the traditional dinner. Forgive us for not being here as much as we were, but hopefully soon things will settle back to somewhat normal. Please bear with us and remember that we love you all and wish you the best. Hugzzzz, Sipher, Sexy LiL Sharky and family

Women...enough Said :p
Ok before this one even begins, no offense to any woman on my list, and if you feel you might take offense to any rant that comes from me, please hit the X on your upper right hand side :D Moving right along...what in the fuck is with these women, who are attractive, begging for an ego boost. No no no! Better yet, wtf is wrong with you men that feed into this pathetic crap? And before you start, yes I will disagree with compliments, mostly for fun, but if I say something, it's not for attention, it's just speaking the truth and is no way, shape or form an invitation to try and make me see it your way. Back on track, we have these obviously beautiful women posting Mumm's and what not about needing someone else's opinion on whether she's hot enough to post nsfw pics, or whether she's pretty enough for you to consider fucking, whatever the question is, you've all seen it, so you know damn well what I'm talking about. Now honestly, I'm not sure which part is worse, the broad posting

R.i.p Pimp C
May da pimp rest with no stress, he ran the game and did it the best, hes life was cut short, his career could have been longer, got free from the feds two years later they found him dead, it hurts to know your favorite is gone and will never return especially after u been buyin his music 4 so long, he said he was free on the day of his release this time he says he free but no one will be able to hear it or see , so ill say it for him, da pimp is free, free from all no more worries no more stress no more hatin ass niggas on his neck, i say this now cuz the greatest die young but they stay in your heart like the beat of a drum. R.I.P CHAD AKA PIMP C u inspired me, u will be missed and on dis note ima stay FREE.

The Other You
Have you ever been anyone other than you? Have you ever wanted to be someone other than you? Do you look in the mirror and wish you were someone else? Do you enjoy stepping out of yourself and living another life? Do you like having a dual or multiple personality. If so, are they all you or just one of them or none of them. Is the real you hiding amongst all the masks you wear or is it just an empty mask. If you do something that you say, "isn't like me" then did you really do it? Deep thoughts. Thought I would share. Feel free to answer any that you like. Me - I enjoy being all of the ME's. I AM all of the ME's. Which ME would you like to meet today?

Jaded
You sit and point fingers at the life you have jaded when all along it was you who had raided a young soul and heart and mind. Never taking into consideration the future you were creating and the relationship you were taking--away-- with your lie and dollar consumed high. As you watched the bruises form and the young mind became cynical, it was all okay even today. Never taking any blame for watching your wallet get fat while the young soul fell flat. You are the only one to fail, left a young life to derail, spinning out of control. Now that it's twisted, take a long look at what you have created. With each crack of the leather to see the love and trust deflated. Was it worth it?

Christmas Contest!!
I need some help guys..thank you so much in advance...i need 50K comments...and some delusions of grandeur...Its my first contest so any help is appreciated..YOU ROCK!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=646427&albumid=747512&i=3455991824

Calling All Friends!
I'm in a contest and I need 50,000 pic comments by December 24 at 6 p.m. Pacific Time! Here's the link: [ fubar.com photo: 3187390664 ] Please comment as often as you can! All help is appreciated & will be remembered!! Thank you! Stacey aka "Mystic Butterfly"

Greatest Gift......
The greatest gift a from a woman is her self. The way she walks, the way she looks at you. The way she makes you feel like a man. The way she kisses you and holds you in her arms. The shit she puts up with defending you till the last. The sex she has with you... her beautiful body, the taste of her sweet lips. Her soft hair. The softest skin ever touched by a man. Her long sexy legs, that she willingy wraps around you. The way she trusts you as you enter her body and allows you and her to become one. Thanks girls for being a great friend and lover. The GREATEST gift is YOU!

Guns
SOOOO I think instead of a boyfriend... I just want my gun... and I'm going to name him, um, John. LMAO SO, I went to the range tonight... and WOW... i feel SOOO much better. I was WWWAAYYY over due... it's like, when you're horny and need sex, except worse... lol the one really hot guy up there was like "gotta get your fix".... damnit, they understand!!! *sigh* SO, forget men, guns... thats where its at... because WOW.... you just wont get it unless you do it... YAY! so, wow, when andrew broke up with me i should have done this a lot more... because, wow, i feel SOOOO fucking much better!! so, there...

Nsfw?? Whatever!!
LMFAO!! This photo was flagged as NSFW right after I uploaded it. PLEASE!! Give me a fucking break! What jealous bitch flagged this? LOL Must have been a jealous bitch because no guy in the right mind would flag this.

Lounge
Wonder Woman made us a super cool hideout. Tell all your Superfriends to check it out. (had to comic it up alittle lol) The pimped outshout box will be marked private this saturday so hurry up and join. :) love ya guys if you dont wanta join thats so fine but you should check out my new baby she is so pretty Justice League is her name. :)

Aftershock Bar & Grill
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?! FORMERLY KNOWN AS DAVE'S HIDEAWAY RADIO IS NOW... OPEN AND WE ARE STREAMING SOME AWESOME TUNES!!! WE HAVE NEW DJ'S AND SOME OF THE SAME OLD DJ'S THAT YOU CAME TO KNOW AND LOVE SO MUCH!!! COME ON IN AND JOIN US FOR SOME AWESOME CHAT, EVEN BETTER TUNES AND A WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN GOIN ON!!! IS NOW HIRING .... TO APPLY...JUST COME IN THE LOUNGE AND ASK FOR DAVE OR TAMMY THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS ARE OPEN *DJ'S* *BARTENDERS* *SERVERS* AND *SECURITY OFFICERS* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ GREEN MOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sadism Is An Addiction
So I have been through a lot these last years since my divorce as many of my closer friends know. I have been extremely ill meaning in great pain. So, I found out that the problem with my foot is a bone spur. Anyhow the other painful problems have been caused from fibromyalgia. Living in Ohio has sucked before so now it is even worse. Due to my illness I had to go to the emergency room and could barely walk. I had to have the ex husband take me. Ahkkk!!!!! I made the decision to move closer to my closest friends and family. Hell I should of done this years ago. When I do it or how is only my concern for now. What I will say is that it is not going to happen until my son gets out of school. My goodness as if I have ever been normal before anyway. I will keep my closest friends and family informed of the events to come. The good news is that my health is improving and lost 10 pounds. I will try to quit smoking again.

Christmas Wish List
Here it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Kiss under the Mistletoe []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []Love me for ever till the day you die How old do I look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Would you come visit me? [] yes [] no Am I: [] okay [] hott [] sexy [] cute Would you rather: [] makeout [] cuddle [] go out [] none of the above Would u e

Christmas Party
COME JOIN US !!! Christmas party hosted by Will in on December 22nd at 6pm P.S.T or 9pm E.S.T!!! whats included: 1. HOTTIES on cam 2. Best Christmas Profile gets a 3 Day BLAST 3. Christmas Trival for fubucks 4. Everyones favorite music 5. Dancing and drinking Click on the banner to enter the lounge!!! .xo Freak Killah ox. (repost of original by 'Poeticheart*Co-owner of Magikal Seductions~L.U.V. Club' on '2007-12-18 18:03:23') (repost of original by 'Will~~~~~ coOwner of Nasty Habit~~~~~~Wicked Storm Crew~~~~~enforcer for Magikal Seductions}}}}}} &h' on '2007-12-18 18:09:56')

To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh

Dj Shadow
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS DJ.. MAY BE LURKING AROUND... YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND HIM... HIDING IN THE BACKGROUND... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HIM AT... IS HE AWAKE??... OR IS HE ASLEEP?!? WELL IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!! BECAUSE YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW... WHEN HE'S SPINNIN THE VINYL... HE PUTS ON AN AWESOME SHOW... EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MORNING... FROM 1AM - 7AM MST... HE'S CLASSY... NEVER SASSY!!!... AND... ALWAYS AROUND WHEN YOU NEED HIM... SO COME ON IN TO AFTERSHOCK AND SAY HELLO.. GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VO

If I Died Tomorrow ?
Subject: IF I DIED TOMORROW... Body: If I died tomorrow, and you would never get a chance to see me again. [be honest] 01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 02. What would 5 questions be that u have been wanting to ask me? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 03. If I died, would you come to my funeral? 04. If I died, would you cry? 05. If I died, would you forget me eventually? 06. If I died, what would be going through your head? 07. Would you tell me you loved me before I died? 08. Would you mean it? 09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? 10. If I died, would you regret anything you said about me? 11. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven't already told me? 12. If I died, what would be your last memory of me? 13. If I died, what would you remember me by? 14. If I died tomorrow, I would want to know your true feel

Totally 80s Playlist 12/18/07
DEF LEPPARD - Rocket (Remix) HONEYMOON SUITE - Burning in Love PAT BENATAR - Invincible ROD STEWART - Infatuation PROPAGANDA - Dr. Mabuse THE STRANGLERS - No Mercy SOFT CELL - Tainted Love DANNY WILSON - Mary's Prayer BLVD. - Never Give Up CULTURE CLUB - Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? PETER GABRIEL - Mercy Street YELLO - Lost Again STING - Gabriel's Message FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD - Relax DURAN DURAN - Hungry Like the Wolf THE HUMAN LEAGUE - Don't You Want Me EURYTHMICS - Winter Wonderland DAVID BOWIE - Let's Dance GENERATION X - Dancing With Myself KENNY LOGGINS - Footloose CABARET VOLTAIRE - Here to Go NINE INCH NAILS - Down In It SKINNY PUPPY - Dig It UB40 - If It Happens Again I'm Leaving DEPECHE MODE - People are People ULTRAVOX - Love's Great Adventure (Extended Version) U2 - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) THOMPSON TWINS - Sister of Mercy EL DeBARGE - Who's Johnny? MICHAEL JACKSON - Bad ASIA - Don't Cry RUSH - Lock & Key YES - Love Will Find a

I Am In A Contest
Hello everyone, I am in my first contest. Any amount comments you can leave would be greatly appreciated and thanks. Happy Holidays :) http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=646427&albumid=747512&i=2485988936

What Ya Think ?
I did not write this but it has always had my attention. I would like to hear your comments................... "The Blurred Boundaries of Intimacy" We are all in need of intimacy. We can love many people in varying degrees and in myriad ways, but we will always remain in need of one special relationship. We need someone with whom we feel a unique association, who gives us a essential feeling of security and comfort, as well as a degree of privacy, and deep affection that separates them form others. Generally there is a sexual dimension that in itself creates exclusivity. It is a physical and emotional bonding that brings strength and heals us in mysterious ways. When love is accompanied with deep intimacy, it raises us to the highest level of human experience. In this exalted space, we can surrender our egos, become vulnerable and know levels of joy and well-being unique among life experiences. We attain a glimpse of the rapture that can be ours. Boundaries are blurred, there a

This Is Me, Folks: Love It All Or Leave It All Behind
BRIGHTEST BLESSINGS AND MERRY MEET. I KNOW A FEW OF YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT THE COWGIRL IN PINK AND MYSELF. YES, WE ARE A COUPLE, AND SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. SHE HAS SUBMITTED TO ME AS MY SUBMISSIVE SLAVE, AND HAS CHOSEN ME TO BE HER MASTER. THIS DOES NOT GIVE ANYONE THE RIGHT TO TREAT HER OR ME WITH DISRESPECT. THE COWGIRL IN PINK AND I HAVE OUR OWN SITES ON HERE, BUT WE SHARE THIS ONE AS MASTER/SLAVE. ON THAT NOTE, BE POLITE, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE OF US YOU WILL BE TALKING TO. WE ARE KIND, AND CONSIDERATE, AND CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, BUT IF YOU PISS US OFF, WE CAN ALSO BE YOUR WORST ENEMIES. NOW, SOME OF Y'ALL MAY LOOK AT MY PAGE AND SAY "THAT DOESN'T FIT HIM, THAT STYLE IS NOTHING LIKE HIM" THAT IS WHERE YOU COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. PINK HAS NOT "CHANGED" THE COWBOY. SHE HAS MERELY BROUGHT OUT IN ME A SIDE THAT HAS LAID DORMANT FOR MANY YEARS. I HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN INTEREST IN THIS SIDE, BUT FOR FEAR OF NOT KNOWING MY OWN ST

A Few Of My Fav Orite Things...
So to go along with my last semi thought out blog... here are a few things I want for Christmas... or any other time. 1) Passionate Kissing~ Deep soft wet teasing kisses that yearn for more. The kiss that makes your breath pause and time slow down. The soft feeling of someone else's face against mine. Their lips softly pressed to mine. My tongue teasing their lips. You know the kiss. When you part lips so slightly and you can feel your bottom lip quiver, just waiting to meet again. I'm an equal opportunity kisser I like girls and boys although I think girls are slightly ahead of the game. 2)Intellect~ I love intelligent men. Nothing turns me on faster than a man with quick wit, sexy humor, and the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation. I also have a special love for large words and a man who can use them...Oh my. 3) The way some girls walk~ I love the way a woman can walk with confidence but still have a little wiggle to her walk. The sway of a woman's ass and the b

If I Died Tomorrow
Subject: IF I DIED TOMORROW... Body: If I died tomorrow, and you would never get a chance to see me again. [be honest] 01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 02. What would 5 questions be that u have been wanting to ask me? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 03. If I died, would you come to my funeral? 04. If I died, would you cry? 05. If I died, would you forget me eventually? 06. If I died, what would be going through your head? 07. Would you tell me you loved me before I died? 08. Would you mean it? 09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? 10. If I died, would you regret anything you said about me? 11. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven't already told me? 12. If I died, what would be your last memory of me? 13. If I died, what would you remember me by? 14. If I died tomorrow, I would want to know your true fe

Don't Read If You're Inmature... Seriously
Subject: " dont read if ur immature ....seriously Body: Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]], But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]], but so ((easy)) to talk about [[sex]]? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]], but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] myspace bulletin, Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones? Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]], But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]? Why is it so easy to purchase {beer} and {wine}? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a {Charity}? Why is it so easy to worship a {Celebrity}? But very difficult to engage with {God}? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as " dont read if ur immature ....seriously " 80 % of you wont repost this. The Lord sa

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theres feelings that i endure i dont know what to do cause its been a while since i have felt like this. it seems everyday life gets a whole lot better for me when all i used to dois struggle. i still endure some of the pain and wished i could just let that go let it be but i cant there some things that i still hold on to and not many people about that. life is got to be so complicated for me but easy for others i dont understand what i do understand is you gotta go thru the bad to get the good but its seems for ever with me. i miss the happnees i once had now i have all the sadness and it hurts to the point i cant breaher and i cant sleep at night. i talk about this all the time and in response all i get is the you will be okay well her is what i got to say about that if imma be okay then why have i been feeling this for like since i was in 9th grade wehn im now graduated four years lata now going on six years still feel the same way so tell me why. life is ruff not

Annie Lennox-love Song For A Vampire
"Love Song For A Vampire" Come into these arms again And lay your body down The rhythm of this trembling heart Is beating like a drum It beats for you - It bleeds for you It knows not how it sounds For it is the drum of drums It is the song of songs... Once I had the rarest rose That ever deigned to bloom. Cruel winter chilled the bud And stole my flower too soon. Oh loneliness - oh hopelessness To search the ends of time For there is in all the world No greater love than mine. Love, oh love, oh love... Still falls the rain... (still falls the rain) Love, oh love, oh, love... Still falls the night... Love, oh love, oh love... Be mine forever.... (be mine forever) Love, oh love, oh love.... Let me be the only one To keep you from the cold Now the floor of heaven's lain With stars of brightest gold They shine for you - they shine for you They burn for all to see Come into these arms again And set this spirit free

Him-killing Loneliness
"Killing Loneliness" Memories, sharp as daggers Pierce into the flesh of today Suicide of love took away all that matters And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Nailed to the cross, together As solitude begs us to stay Disappear in the lie forever And denounce the power of death over our souls and secret words are said to start a war With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Killing loneliness With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you save

Him-join Me In Death
"Join Me In Death" Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come we're so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death This world is a cruel place and we're here only to lose so before life tears us apart let death bless me with you Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Baby

Him-wicked Game
"Wicked Game" World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you And I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) ..with you (this world is only gonna break your heart) What a wicked game to play To make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do To let me dream of you What a wicked thing to say You never felt this way What a wicked thing you do To make me dream of you No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) ..with you World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do No, and I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you I'll never dream that I lose somebody li

Hello Ty All For Helping Me Lvl Up
hello all, Hello all i just wanted to thank everyone who just helped me lvl and i will get to your pics soon and all just been busy but I always try and return the love just bare with me. have a happy holiday and a kick ass new year

Deadstar Assembly-send Me An Angel
"Send Me An Angel" Send me an angel Send me an angel Right now Right now Send me an angel Send me an angel Right now Right now Do you believe in heaven in above Do you believe in love Don't tell a lie Don't be false or untrue It all comes back to you Open fire on my burning heart I've never been lucky in love My defenses are down A kiss or a frown I can't survive on my own If a girl walks in And carves her name in my heart I'll turn and run away Everyday we've all been lead astray It's hard to be lucky in love It gets in your eyes It's making you cry Don't know what to do Don't know what to do Looking for love Calling heaven above Send me an angel Send me an angel Right now Right now Send me an angel Send me an angel Right now Right now Empty dreams can only disappoint In a room behind your smile But don't give up Don't give up You can be lucky in love It gets in your eyes It's making you cry Don't know what to do Don't know what

Tuesday Night
I know... I have not been around much. I am extremely busy with meetings, meetings (and more meetings). I am also signing up the kids in the high schools for my new nursing club to further the education for the kids and introduce them to a occupation that they may be interested. I have signed up over 100 kids so far in the last week and in a few weeks our annual fund raising campaign starts. I am the co-chairing the campaign this year so it is going to be more weeks of meetings, phone calls, speeches, etc to draw as much pledges as I can. I cannot wait to get back and be a nurse again instead of the business of hospital administration. I wish I was getting paid as an administrator... lol

Christmas
Here it is getting close to christmas.I sit here thinking should i give a damn or not.No body tells me merry christmas or Shows me any careing durring this time.So why should i even put a smile on my face? Besides......no one celebrates christmas the way it should be any more.It's all about the gifts and shit. This is the worst time for me anyway.Christmas depression topped off with up comming birthday blues.

It Pisses Me Off
it pisses me off to see a site that looks interesting and when you get there its all marked privet..or for me only or privet my kids or its just full of crap fake pics that are not of the person who owns the site..i thought the idea of haveing pics on here was to get points and comments about them.i even saw one where she wanted you to send her x amount of fubucks just to see her pics.what a fucking whore.come on people wise up. if i go to your site i will rate alot of or even all your pics if its interesting.i wont wast my rates on pages of crap pics of flowers or seenery.excettra.i onely have 1000 rates a day to give. if you have pics you dont want people to see dont put them up.why wast the room.and for god sakes use your own pic in your profile dont try to fool us with a sexy pic that is not you.i wont rate you if i see it..thats just how i feel and i ant backing down..zz..i tell it like it is.

Fedsex2
What do u do when u learn about someone who don't get none and is wit someone. Put it two u like this from what was explained 2 me, menopause is a mutha dressed up wit numbers. C i learned from experience when u not getting none ur mornings can be doom and your night resemble hell. So when my boy was complaining, not explaining, about being pussy-less, wit a live piece of meat on the butcher's table or a little boy laying next 2 priest. yeah it will drive u crazy. When women shut down don't go for the rape charge, because that is was is bound to happen. i myself am use 2 getting it in, so imagine how someone who is wit someone who is not even getting around 2 it. U feel "dethrone". Get some become like playing the lottery, if it is going 2 happen then it happen. But u will probably hit every now and then. Myself i would resort 2 different matters, like cheatin, but at this point that is 2 costly. I told homeboy might as well marry your hand if u can't afford a rental or fit 4 the

Fresh Fruit With Honey Vanilla Mascarpone
Fresh Fruit with Honey Vanilla Mascarpone Copyright, 2004, Ina Garten, All Rights Reserved See this recipe on air Wednesday Dec. 26 at 12:00 PM ET/PT. Show: Barefoot Contessa Episode: Italian For Beginners This recipe is available for a limited time only. Why? 2 apricots, pitted and sliced 2 plums, pitted and sliced 1 kiwi, peeled and sliced 1 cup cherries, pitted and sliced 1 cup mascarpone 2 tablespoon honey 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract Seeds scraped from 1 vanilla bean 2 tablespoons heavy cream Combine the apricots, plums, kiwi and cherries in a bowl. In a separate bowl, combine the mascarpone, honey, vanilla and vanilla seeds. Add the heavy cream and stir until combined. Pour the mascarpone mixture over the fruit, and serve.

Cum Join The Fun
HEY ALL COME ON OUT TO THE IRON HORSE SALOON STAFF OWNER OWNER & DJ HEAD GREETER HEAD PROMOTER PROMOTER ENFORCER COME SEE US ALL IN THE IRON HORSE SALOON (repost of original by '«» Tecelote - Sexi DJ's Owner «» Owner - Iron Horse Radio in the Iron Horse Saloon «»' on '2007-12-18 15:59:42') (rep

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I have been contemplating letting of of fear and living in the moment. This past April I traveled alone across the United States, through the Yukon and into Alaska in a brand new company van and believed that I had conquered alot of my fears. I traveled across icy mountain passes in a snow storm. My body was so tense I thought it would crack into pieces, my hands turning white, tightly gripping the steering wheel. I am a southeast Texas girl that is totally unfamiliar with snow and ice and I have a huge fear of heights, especially mountain roads with life threatening cliffs to slide off of! I literally kissed the ground when I safely arrived at the bottom of that mountain and believed I could do anything after making it through that! But the holidays have brought on a new set of fears. I lost both my mom and dad in the last couple of years and so I have very little family left. Christmas activities really bring up all the wonderful memories of holidays past, but they also bring up th

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So my lovely little love muffins the holidays have a tenancy to make the Wicked bird depressed because let's face it I'm a lonely bitch. I mean I have friends and I have a long distance lover but sometimes you just want someone sitting at home under the tree waiting for you wearing only a cock ring. Hmmmmmm now there is what I call a tree skirt. Or someone to buy you the hot holiday lingerie, and you slip them a little blue pill in their peppermint martini, so they think your really just that hot. Or maybe you just want to NOT sit here night after night drinking a couple glasses of red wine fubaring your life away. I mean getting drunk by yourself can only get as fun as playing with hand puppets and drunk dialing embarrassments…unless your me and then it can get all kinds of crazy, in the corner, on the kitchen floor, when you have a jar of fluff (marshmallow cream)and a camera. Now if only I had some reindeer? Something(other than Trent Reznor, a cock ring, and marshmallow fluff

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everyone has to die I say to myself that she's not dead yet while she is on the bed agitated and fidgeting my heart lies here breaking she is so strong the woman on this bed isn't her its is only a fading wrinkled memory of who she used to be lung cancer heart attack broken hip and leg brain tumor they say that god won't give you more than you can handle who's god everyone seems to worship someone different so who do i turn to the god that i believe in? im angry with him is that wrong? I think that is probably normal but i don't want to be angry here we go the tears start to fall again STOP IT!! I don't want them to fall I don't want to be sad I want to lie and tell myself that all will be ok but won't that just hurt more in the end? I am surrounded by people but I isolate myself I must be strong for everyone else but is that best for me I don't know I don't know what is best for me I haven't ever done what is best for me I am not sure I know ho

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Friend's Til The End Lounge
Please come join us at Friend's til the End lounge at: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52845 a place where you can meet new friend's and hear good music where the only thing that is required is that you have a good heart....

Yankees Release 2008 Schedule, With Regular-season Stadium Finale Sept. 21
New York will open at home against the Toronto Blue Jays on Monday, March 31. The 79th major league All-Star game will be played at Yankee Stadium on July 15. And if New York misses the playoffs, the final series in the beloved ballpark would be Sept. 19-21 against Baltimore. The Yankees also will host San Diego, Cincinnati and the New York Mets in interleague play, and make their first trip to Pittsburgh since the 1960 World Series. NEW YORK (AP) -- The final regular-season game at Yankee Stadium will be Sept. 21 against Baltimore, and New York is raising prices for its best box seats by $100 to $250. The Yankees released their 2008 schedule and ticket prices on Monday for the last season in The House That Ruth Built, which opened in 1923. The team plans to move in 2009 into a new ballpark being built across the street in the Bronx. The Yankees increased most of their ticket prices. The most expensive box seats closest to the field went from $150 in 2007 to $250 next yea

Re: Nasco: Ron Paul Is "confused" About Nafta Superhighway
RE: NASCO: Ron Paul Is "Confused" About NAFTA Superhighway ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 18 Dec 2007, 23:10 NASCO: Ron Paul Is "Confused" About NAFTA Superhighway North America's SuperCorridor Coalition (NASCO), often referred to as a principle player in the proposal for a "NAFTA superhighway", has hit out at presidential candidate and Texas Congressman Ron Paul, branding him as "confused" and stating that it's business "has nothing to do with any of his concerns" over the increasing move towards a North American Union. http://infowars.net/articles/december2007/181207NASCO.htm

Blind Love
Love is blind," we say, but perhaps it is more accurate to say love sees with different eyes. Love sees beyond the surface. Love opens the door for beauty. When we see with the eye, we develop the ability to refine, to judge, to discriminate. When we see with the heart, we expand the view of what it is to be human, see the common dream, see the wisdom of friends and neighbors, see there is no separation between that which is most beautiful and the everyday world. The eye of the heart sees with a wholeness that allows imperfections and idiosyncrasies to coexist with beauty. The eye of the heart knows surface and depth are not opposites. Beauty is a process, a revelation, not a finished state.

Working Out Of Town
Here i find myself on a tuesday night, out of town, away from friends and family for the second and thank god the last night. Sharing a room with an older gentleman named chava. He has worked for us for several years and is really a great guy. However he is pushing my patience to a limit. Yesterday i bought him dinner, as i did today. Yesterday was Kfc ,, today was Subway. Right now i have the bathroom fart fan on trying to rid this lil room of the ass he has been dropping. A nice pungent mix of chicken and subway blt. The windows are secured or frozen shut and the stench is inescapable. Omfg! He dropped ass again!!! wtf! Room service,,, 1 jumbo cork! stat!! The friggen paint is peeling!!! Its pissing me off!!!!!!! I may be gettin a separate room. My stomach just cant handle much more!! Damm,, i clicked my heels together 3 times,,, guess what?! I didnt friggen go home!! At least in this motel i have semi-functioning wifi and the beds are not broken like the ones from last night

Talk About A Slow Boat To China
OBERLIN, Kan. - A postcard featuring a color drawing of Santa Claus and a young girl was mailed in 1914, but its journey was slower than Christmas. It just arrived in northwest Kansas. ADVERTISEMENT The Christmas card was dated Dec. 23, 1914, and mailed to Ethel Martin of Oberlin, apparently from her cousins in Alma, Neb. It's a mystery where it spent most of the last century, Oberlin Postmaster Steve Schultz said. "It's surprising that it never got thrown away," he said. "How someone found it, I don't know." Ethel Martin is deceased, but Schultz said the post office wanted to get the card to a relative. That's how the 93-year-old relic ended up with Bernice Martin, Ethel's sister-in-law. She said she believed the card had been found somewhere in Illinois. "That's all we know," she said. "But it is kind of curious. We'd like to know how it got down there." The card was placed inside another envelope with modern postage for the trip to Oberlin — the one-cent posta

I Miss You
I miss you. I miss your warm eyes, the way you listen and care. I miss your kisses and all that we share. I miss you. I miss the touch of your hand, so reassuring and sincere, and the moments we spend together, that I hold dear. I miss you. I miss all of the caring things you do, and spending the evening alone with you. I miss you. I look forward to tomorrow knowing that then, I'll be one day closer to seeing you again. You must have guessed it by now... I miss you!

Book Signing Schedule
My new novel is selling well. Here is the link if anyone is interested to purchase. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780979988448&itm=3 Here is the booksigning tour information: Hope to see you all. Eric Enck will be signing copies of the following books, TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE at the following bookstores: First off, a little insight: TELL ME YOUR NAME is a violent novel centering around a serial killer murdering pregnant women and leaving other dead killer's fingerprints at the crime scenes eluding the police. You can also order the book anywhere on-line. You can ship it to Eric for a signature at the address listed down below. Amazon has the cheapest prices as of now. THE RECKONING is a bloody tale about a young college student who is obsessed with vampires in books. She begins a killing spree based on her suffering past with her father. Little does she know, that after many gory killing

Electrode Mahine Thing Lol
I had a physical therapy appointment today. We discussed what she should try on me this time since taping up my shoulder didn't work and my skin reacted to the tape when she did it. She tried this electrode machine on my back and shoulder to react to the muscles. She left it on for about 20 minutes and it helped a lot. That is until she went to turn it off and she accidentally turned it the other way and shocked the Hell out of me. She felt so bad. It scared the shit out of me. LMAO! So she ordered me a machine to be sent to my home so I can do it to myself. I was really surprised how much it helped me. She said to do it 1 to 2 times a day to relax those muscles. Unfortunately she informed me she is pretty sure I have a torn rotator cuff in my left shoulder from back in April when I fell down some stairs in a restaurant! I never have gone in to have it checked and have just dealt with it. I guess I should really have is x-rayed and get it taken care of but that mea

Love Is Not Like Anything, Especially A Fucking Knife (i'm A Fake)
"I'm A Fake" Small, simple, safe price Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals And I am not afraid to die I'm not afraid to bleed, and fuck, and fight. I want the pain of payment What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid To fill, and spill over, and under my thoughts My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter I'm cutting trying to picture your black broken heart Love is not like anything Especially a fucking knife Look at me, you can tell By the way I move and do my hair Do you think that it's me or it's not me? I don't even care Do I drink? Do I date? Satisfied, in your eyes I made sure, that I look how I wanted to look My stomach hurts now, and all tied off in lace I pray, I beg for anything, to hit me in the

For All Who Care
I spent most of the day today in the hospital and the doctors office. I'm stuck in a wrist brace for 6 weeks. Seems I have a couple of fractured wrist bones that have pinched a nerve in my right hand... bad pert isthat I'm right dominant...also I have carple tunnel in it. My thyroid is underactive and I'm scheduled for more tests in January. So i'll still try and do pics but it's gonna take awhile since i have to do the left handed and I'm slower with that hand. Love to All.

Merry Christmas
today,i wish you a day of ordinary miracles,a fresh pot of coco you did not have to make yourself an unexpected phone call from an old friend(with updated address). green stoplights on your way to work or shop. i wish you a day of little things to rejoice in. the fastest line at the grocery store. a good sing along song on the radio(no fair i pods). your keys right where you look. wish you a day of happiness and perfection little bite size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that the lord is smiling on you,holding you so gently because you are someone rare and special. wish you a day of peace,happiness and joy. they say it takes a minute to find a special person,an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them,but then an entire life to foget them. send this phrase to the people you'll never forget.tis a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them

I Love You
if i could have but just one wish,i'd wish for you to find the peace of downy angel wings that lies within my mind. a night so clear that's filled with stars in open velvet sky. moon to shed her glorious beams as she passes slowly by. if i could hold the universe,so vast,within my hands. climb the highest mountains,travel across distant lands. if i could swim the deepest sea to reach the farthest shore. gather the finest gold and silver,that,and so much more. lay the world upon your feet and wash them with my tears. give you all the love within me for a thousand years. there are no words nor earthly means that ever could describe. just what you are or what I'd do to show what's deep inside. i love you far more than anything that i have ever known. this love surpasses anything that life has ever shown. for all my life,i love you and i love you deeper still. i love you dear,i love you and i know i always will.

Merry Christmas To All Of You
For My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical

For A Friend ...be Careful
Online love is great, if single With many spots to mix and mingle. Play some cards or write a poem. Touch a heart from your own home, Words of love and lots of kisses. Sometimes you click, but many misses. One day the perfect one appears, And you share laughter, joy and tears. he fills your nights with all his charms. You long to travel to his arms. But he is married, already taken, And marriage vows have now been shaken. Two loves will complicate his life, An online lover and a wife. Someday he will be forced to choose, And all of you will somehow lose So think it through past just today If your not in his heart then walk away

Party
Christmas party hosted by Will in on December 22nd at 6pm P.S.T or 9pm E.S.T!!! whats included: 1. HOTTIES on cam 2. Best Christmas Profile gets a 3 Day BLAST 3. Christmas Trival for fubucks 4. Everyones favorite music 5. Dancing and drinking Click on the banner to enter the lounge!!! .xo Freak Killah ox. (repost of original by '.xo Freak Killah ox. FU - Wifey to wicked killah & RL - Fiancee'' on '2007-12-18 12:01:43') (repost of original by 'Will~~~~~ coOwner of Nasty Habit~~~~~~Wicked Storm Crew~~~~~enforcer for Magikal Seductions}}}}}} &h' on '2007-12-18 12:04:02')

Told You I'm No One Special...
Overworked. Underpaid. Overstressed. Underappreciated. This is what happens to someone like me. You accept the fact that you have to be flexible and adaptable on a job, but the more you do, the less other people do, and 2 minutes later you're doing everything while all the other people are huddled together talking having fun and making you the big ugly butt of everyone's jokes. I'm being used for many people's professional gains, and once they get bored with me or feel they don't need my usefulness any longer, I'll be but just a memory. Oh well, just another day in the life of no one special. -B

Ten Thoughts To Ponder As 2007 Ends
#10. Life is sexually tranmitted #9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7. Give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6. Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in a hospital dying of nothing. #4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. it pays no attiention to Criticism. #3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? #2. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. and the #1. We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-diease is located among millions and millions of c

Do We Exist
do we exist beyond this? when the words are gone and the screen is dark can there be an us in webspace? or does life go on untouched unchanged by words we speak or dreams we share? are they in your thoughts when the keyboard is cold ? or do you fold them up and tuck them away until the next time you meet processed and pixilated the emotions we feel are they part fiber optics? your body engorged each keystroke gives more binary code but not binding can it exist outside the certainty you create together? or is it simply a by-product of a silicon world? This thing that we feel Is it really that real but emotions can be flimsy as paper and love and lust can end with an off switch

My Best Astrological Match
Scorpio, the Scorpion (October 24 to November 22): This powerful and passionate partner is just your type. Initially, a Scorpio may catch your eye with their confidence and determination. But as you get to know them, you're even more likely to be drawn to the firmness of your Scorpio's convictions and the strength of their desires. People born under this sign often have magnetic personalities. They're also usually able to communicate with a great intensity of emotion. Be aware, because of Scorpios' strong, passionate natures, they sometimes have a tendency to become jealous or critical. However, a Scorpio's love can also be exceptional in its depth and potency. In the bedroom, you'll likely find the Scorpion to have a high libido that keeps them sexually charged. In general, Scorpios are people who feel deeply and react strongly to their emotional perception of the world around them. Although Scorpio is your strongest Zodiac Match, your responses indicate there are a number of other

Cum One Cum All
HEY ALL COME ON OUT TO THE IRON HORSE LOUNGE ALL WALKS OF LIFE WELCOME ALL REQUESTS PLAYED COME IN AND ENJOY THE TUNES AND DRINKS IN THE IRON HORSE YOU ALL WAS STAY FU'ED UP COME HANG WITH THE NICEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR AND JOIN MY TWISTED LITTLE FAMLIEY. THANK YOU FROM THE OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SEXI DJ NOW COME SEE ME (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL' on '2007-12-18 15:13:27') (repost of original by '~SEXI DJ ~R/L PROPERTY OF TECELOTE ~OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SALOON ~ AKA IHS ~' on '2007-12-18 15:22:21') (repost of original by '~dj sxycougar~ Sultry Voice @ The Iron Horse Saloon' on '2007-12-18 15:26:16') (repost of original by '~SEXI DJ ~R/L PROPERTY OF TECELOTE ~OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SALOON ~ AKA IHS ~' on '2007-12-18 15:31:30') (repost of original by 'Irish Princess ~Promoter for the Iron Horse Saloon~' on '2007-12-18 15:37:26') (repost of origin

Worried About My Mother
12/18/07 8:35am Good Morning everyone. I have not spoken to the nurse yet since they are in mid shift change, so I have no news. I am going up there this morning and will post when I return to work. Thank you for all your prayers & support. PS: I have printed the messages everyone has sent up through now to take up to the hospital to post next to her for when she is awake enough, the nurse said she would read them to her. Gotta go, I am crying from all the support and love that not only our family is showing but each of our friends are showing. The prayers are paying off. More later.... 1:09pm, I am back at work from the hospital. Mom is back on the ventilater (had trouble breathing on her own) she is still heavily sedated & is not aware that we are even there. The hospital has placed a request that she be tranfered to Duke University while she is in the state she is in now. This is a blessing for us because Duke has a Myasthenia Gravis clinic that deals only with MG patients

Come Chk It Out
HEY ALL COME ON OUT TO THE IRON HORSE LOUNGE ALL WALKS OF LIFE WELCOME ALL REQUESTS PLAYED COME IN AND ENJOY THE TUNES AND DRINKS IN THE IRON HORSE YOU ALL WAS STAY FU'ED UP COME HANG WITH THE NICEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR AND JOIN MY TWISTED LITTLE FAMLIEY. THANK YOU FROM THE OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SEXI DJ NOW COME SEE ME

"a Soldiers Christmas""....
Please Read and Share: This was also sent to me by a soldier: "A Soldiers Christmas"".... TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BE

The U In Jesus
THE U IN JESUS Before U were thought of or time had begun, God stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's true, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. 'Go into the world and tell them it's true That I love them all - Just like I love U.' So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, But it all starts with U.

A Different Kind Of Christmas"".....
Please read: This was sent to me by the soldier at the end of the poem:: "A Different Kind Of Christmas""..... The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark

Baby Girl
I've noticed a large amount of women on here over the age of 30 calling themselves baby girl or some variation there of. I find this to be creepy, sad, and rather pathetic. No one over 30 should be calling themselves baby anything. You are an adult now, time to grow the fuck up already. Thank you and goodnight. Love, Tim.

The Shower..ok A Little Risky
Sweet delicate skin, beads of perfection forming, Long hair drenched, as water cascades over your body. Enticed I watch, visually placing myself there, Caressing your ivory skin, hands exploring areas of delight. The gentle way you wash, your face, then your arms, Then resting nicely on firm breasts, you take extra care. Leaning in further I watch, as your hands glide down firm abs, My mouth watering with anticipation, as you raise a leg, Gently placing it on the tubs edge, foot to thigh, and then the other. Separating your luscious thighs, you part the sweet bud of your flower, Gently caressing, tenderly washing, a smile partakes on your face. Quickly undressing, your back turned to me, I slide in, your face being beaten with that of Heavens water. For as the waters flow the beauty of you shines, Only that of a blessing of a higher One. A goddess before me, I inhale your lavender covered skin, Suds, capturing every unique curve of your perfection. Resting da

Be Someone
Be Someone Be someone who listens, and you will be heard. Be someone who cares, and you will be loved. Be someone who gives, and you will be blessed. Be someone who comforts, and you will know peace. Be someone who genuinely seeks to understand, and you will be wise. Be someone kind, someone considerate, and you will be admired. Be someone who values truth, and you will be respected. Be someone who takes action, and you will move life forward. Be someone who lifts others higher, and your life will be rich. Be someone filled with gratitude, and there will be no end to the things for which you'll be thankful. Be someone who lives with joy, with purpose, as your own light brightly shines. Be, in every moment, the special someone you are truly meant to be. -- Ralph Marston

Dragon Forecast
Discovering Your Natal Dragon 12/18/2007 Hello Dear Readers, Samantha Star here; Dr. Turi and I would like to take this opportunity to wish you all a very happy holidays filled with light & love. Lately, we have been receiving many questions on the Dragon, so I have decided to grace his newsletter with an excerpt from his bestseller 'The Power of the Dragon' also coupled with a tad bit of clarification, as to answer some of the many inquiries we received. I hope you enjoy this "Cosmic Code" newsletter sample and remind you to sign up at After January 2008 those FREE educational newsletters will stop The Dragon's Head The North Node of the Moon is a positive energy, a form of "wheel of fortune", pushing the soul toward a new self-realization and sure happiness. Chinese astrologers refer to the Moon's Nodes as the Dragon's Head and Tail and give it tremendous attention as to the placement in the natal chart. Sadly, practical modern astro

The Deal
You can speak your mind and I may listen to you. Then again I don’t follow in all what I’m told to do. I’m a guy that’s been far to long on the edge. I’ve been known to fall from the ledge. If I’m not happy I’ll go and find my way free. I no longer pretend and not be the real me. I’ll say it how it is and not hold back. It’s sad but I have been known to have love lack. I believe in things that some don’t feel the same. But it don’t matter for I rule this game. It’s my life and I’ll follow in what path I choose to pay. I move forward and unless I have to I don’t walk away. Through so much pain I had happen to me. There’s so much I still don’t let others see. I have walls that don’t come down for many out there. But if they do well then you see how much I care. You’ll realize that letting you in my life is a risk. Cause like the wind you can end up away in a whisk. My heart is like the sky it’s at times blue and grey. I can be happy and be crying for hours another day.

Proverbschapter 3verses 5&6
PROVERBSCHAPTER 3VERSES 5&6 5 TRUST IN THE LORD WITH ALL THINE HEART;AND LEAN NOT UNTO THINE OWN UNDERSTANDING 6 IN ALL THY WAYS ACKNOWLEDGE HIM,AND HESHALL DIRECT THY PATHS We alwaystry see things from natural views, when we have to do is trust GODAND LET HIM LEAD US , but we try to control all the aspects , and wonder why we fail,when we listen to GOD'S WORD AND TRUST HIM, WITH ALL YOUR HEART , we will see things happen in your life , that you will never see , with natural eyes, or for your new christians , the world view , did you ever wonder how BLESSINGS come through when you need them , not when you desire them , but they are always right on time , you don't how it happen, but it's there on time , that's because WHEN WE TRUST GOD, AND LEAN NOT ,TO OUR UNDERSTANDING , that's when you tell GOD , WHAT YOU NEED and don't try to figure out how he's going to do it, just know that HE will , the ways of GOD ARE NOT like ours, if we keep trying to see things through

If U Had Me Alone :-o
IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING " IF YOU HAD ME ALONE....

In Remembrance Of Officer Freeman
An important Person passed away December 16thOfficer William Eric Freeman ~ You will be missed"A Part Of America Died"Somebody killed a policeman today, And part of America died. A piece of our country he swore to protect, Will be buried with him at his side. The suspect that shot him will stand up in court, With counsel demanding his rights. While a young widowed mother must work for her kids,And spend many long lonely nights. The beat he walked was a battle field too just as if he had gone off to war. Though the flag of our nation won't fly at half mast,To his name they will add a gold star. Yes, somebody killed a policeman today, In your town or mine, While we slept in comfort behind locked doors,A cop put his life on the line. Now his ghost walks a beat on a dark city street, And stands at each new rookies' side. He answered the call,of himself and gave his all,And a part of America died.Author Unknown~Please repost this in as many places as you can including here. Officer Freeman

Get Real People
Ok, let's get one thing straight, if you posted naked pics of yourself up here, you obviously want people to see them. Why then do you post them and put on the folder don't even ask and act pissed when people do, who's the fuckin pervert here, the ones wanting to see you're tits, or you for posting pics of them in the first fucking place. And furthermore, what's with posting nudes of yourself when you know damn well that you have some brokedown old nasty ass titties and a big beer gut? And guys, why are you posting pics of your dicks on here? If you're cock was really that big you would be in porn not yanking one off too it, stop stealing pics and saying its yours. Point is if you didn't want anyone to see your naked shit, you wouldn't be posting them on the net, and just because I wanna see you naked doesn't mean I wanna be your fan.

To God Be The Glory
Tis is about my friend CECIL JACOB FIRST AND FORE MOST I WANT THANK YOU ALL FOR PRAYING WITH ME THE LAST THREE MONTHS , I WAS TOLD I HAD CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE , BUT GOD HAS DELIVERED ME , I'M GETTING STRONGER ,DAY BY DAY , I CAN TAKE DEP BREATHS , I'M ABLE TO STAND , THIS IS A TESTIMONY , ANY ONE WHO BELIEVES CAN RECEIVE HEALING , HOLD ON TO YOUR FAITH PSALMS 146 VERSES 1-2 PRAISE YE THE LORD ,PRAISE THE LORD ,O MY SOUL, WHILE I LIVE WILL I PRAISE THE LORD; I WILL SING PRAISES UNTO MY GOD WHILE I HAVE BEING. we say this on sunday , while in the presence all our fellow christians , monday morning, we walk right by a stranger and will not open our mouth, it's good to fellowship in the house of the lord on sunday ,it's good to go to bible study , it's good to go to revival meeetings , but it's also good to let a stranger know about god's love , we keep telling our fellow christians about how god has blessed us , but will not let a stranger know , you can bene

I Took This From A Friend... I Think He Was Reading My Mind!
I took this from a friend... I think he was reading my mind! when you find someone that can make you smile just from a word or just by hearing their voice does it mean that they are the right person for you? that even when you might not be with that person it's still the thought of them that brings happiness to your day. what if one day everything you thought about them changed into everything you hated? that even the thought of their named sickened you to the point of no return? could you just let go and walk away as if nothing ever happened between the both of you? as if love was a non existant matter in life and you would never even acknowledge it ever happened? that my friend is what i would like to think of as good sportsmanship. i'll tell you everything you want to hear just to get you too shut your mouth for a little while. do i call you? do i care? dilligaf? maybe one day i'll find the right one-until then though...love the game

Angry.
I'm just now realizing how angry I am. And I realize that I don't know how to be angry. All I can do is cry hot tears… And I'm mad that I'm crying, but I'm learning it is okay to cry. I don't have to be ashamed. I haven't done anything wrong. But why God, why do I feel this way? Why so numb? Why so shameful? Why so disgraced? Why so rejected? Why so pained? Why so tired? Why so distraught? Why so beaten? Why so downcast? But how do you learn to express anger? When feeling anything was abnormal growing up? Tears were shunned, pain was disregarded and anger was unheard of, unless you heard it coming from one of my parents. Would screaming help? Would pacing? Would driving somewhere really fast? In my anger all I can do is break down and cry, But the anger isn't going anywhere. It’s too large for the used tear ducts. And I hate: Him and me and realizing that this list of hate doesn't have an end. And in the end, all I can do is ask why God blessed hi

Love
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails

Whats Your Bedroom Personality?
You have a Romantic Bedroom Personality! You love to be romantic in the bedroom. You want every sexy encounter to be special, so you often go out of your way to set a romantic mood. Your lovers always feel special and want to come back for more. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at QuizUniverse.com

Behind Blue Eyes
Behind blue eyes, my emotions lay, the pain I have been through, the love I have lost. Behind blue eyes, is my love for you, so deep and true. Behind blue eyes, that sparkle with love, and cry tears of pain

Hotel
I saw you coming toward me and I knew From your eyes boring into me that you Felt the same as I did even though we Had never met before this would be An afternoon of the most amazing fun So hand in had we now began to run To a hotel we saw just across the street In reception our hearts began to beat Close now I began to smell your scent Our hands we could not begin to prevent The tearing of cloths off our backs At the door stopping us in our tracks Fumbling for the key we then found In side the room on the ground Our bodies entwined and impaled Ecstasy to heights before never scaled All day and all night we stayed Stroked, kissed caressed and played

Sesons Rantings
well i suoppse ill start my little rant off here, So ive been looking for work for the holidays and i keep getting toldto try again next year :/ kinda doesnt make sence if its holiday work to ask me to return jan of 08, a little common sence would go along way at some places now wouldnt it......then theres a girl i went out on a date with a while back , we hit it off great better than id expected but cant seem to get on that second date i seem to be committed to trying to start something but obviously not her :( ive had to have caleld over 20 times and never gotten a call back and only got her on the phone twice......ud think if u liked somone youd try to get to them or atleast call for fuck sakes , then there the sugery ive had on my jaw , i had to molors removed and bone put in then had to go back in cause i had a abses that ate aaway at my sinus bone leaveing a big gap even with the frist bone implantiation not to metion had had to have tissue removed fro my pallet to cover the bon

Country Angel
Country Angel By Rachael Brooks December 2007 Country angel, love of my heart, how I hate we have to part. Through the years you’ve given so much love, but now you watch over me from up above. I am weak, I sit and cry. I miss you more each day that goes by. You taught me love and how to care, I’ll miss the stories you use to share. Your love was unconditional, it had no end. If only I could hug you just once again. I want to call you, to say how much I care, It’s hard to fathom that you’re not there. I understand you had to go to that heavenly place, where we will meet again face to face. Until we meet again I have the past, I just wish you hadn’t left so fast. I love you Grandpa… Rest In Peace. Dedicated to Jack Middleton Reeves 1923 - 2007

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas Lol
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy I want a hippopotamus for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a hippo hero standing there I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses I only like hippopotamuses And hippopotamuses like me too Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs Oh what joy and what surprise wh

Plz Read
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The Kiss
Starting so softly, then harder and harder The oral expression of intimate ardour Lips locked together and tongues tasting teeth Love on the surface and lust underneath A hint of the coffee you drank as we sat But a taste that's all you is so clear under that Breathing together, and moving as one Where can this lead now the action's begun All that I know is there's nothing like this Locked with a lover in a passionate kiss

Entrust Your Hand To Me
Entrust your hand to me and close your eyes Let me kiss your eyelids and I will heal your pain Sleep, please, be at ease... I want to feel reassurance that parting with fear has the same sorrow for everyone, as does being wrapped up in perplexity If everyone could realize the ineffectiveness of fighting then shining sunlight would ascend to us Until that time, I will pray, so... Darling, so share with me Your love if you have enough Your tears if you're holding back Or pain if that's what it is How can I let you know I'm more than the man that you see please... entrust your hand to me So let me come to you Close as I want to be Close enough for me To feel your heart beating fast And stay there as I whisper How I love your peaceful eyes on me Did you ever know That I had mine on you? Entrust your hand to me and close your eyes Let me kiss your eyelids and I will heal your pain Sleep, please, be at ease...

Differend Xmas Story
The boy went oily train rails. He houlding in his hand a stick. Whit that stick he mixed papers which had fallen from the hazeltree. Sometimes he pressed a few papers as a ball,and smelling them. They smell better than guick glue and mouldy mattresses. His name is NIKITA. Pretty,blonde.blue eye boy. The legs of the big men,s trousers hampered the progress,because his legs were stick;s thin. The pockets were full of stuff. He has plastic bag the contents of which were unknown. Nikita was lucky,he found one hazel. He put that in the pocket. The vote of the pipe of the train made him step a side. Nikita was not so special.One of those poor kids on the sreet. Passer-by who is like a shadow. This not his first day on the sreet. Behind him is allready..year at approved school and another year sreet life. Two times 365 days...and all that only minus. Everything was begin when his father left his family. Father just get bored those kids who cry all the time,just dont

In A Solders Eyes
Ask this question to a soldier,the answers in his eyes Always we will be here waiting,the call we wont deny We'll always fight for freedom,never ask why We'll go away to far off lands,leaving our loved ones behind Many times we are alone, several times inside Open the windows to our souls, see in soldiers eyes They said my life was over They said was a waste You'll never have a life my boy Not just a taste I refused to believe them I was better than the rest And when i look up from my feet There was a sign saying be the best I walk through the door Determined to make them see ''You want to be a soldier lad?' '' Come on then, follow me.'' If you saw me now My life far fro over I'm sure as hell ot a waste Far from it I'm soldier.

Today....
Has been fun! If you call getting accused of being stupid, getting told your useless, and getting told your getting sued as being fun....then it's been a blast. I really do love my job tho.... Random thought for the day....... I'm STARVIN MARVIN!!!

Online Slave
a few years ago someone came into my life online and was very curious and intriqued about what i was into. casual talk at first led to more and more over time. after a year or longer, she accepted my collar. she was married, hubby wasnt into it but let her explore. she grew more and more with me. she led a vanilla life there and slave life with me, she visited a few times and really did well. life started getting in the way. and with a few pushes from me, she had to be released. it is difficult due to the fact that i took so much time with her and she grew to be a part of us. there will be no one else like her. she will be missed. but yea bro i am getting past it. she does still love me deeply and i will always own that dark side of her heart and cherish it always. who knows what the future brings, nothing is for certain. ever

The Marine
This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests the

Erotic Story Made For Me
This was written for Me... by a charming gentleman.. who has Me very interested. Enjoy. I’m sitting home alone at my computer when I hear a key slide into my front door lock & the latch turn. I’m momentarily startled & then pleasantly surprised. I wasn’t expecting you. Smiling & leaping to my feet I blurt out, “Wonderful to see you, Madame. How was work?” “Don’t ask,” you reply curtly. “Come.” Immediately I move to comply, following behind you as you seat yourself on my leather couch. I kneel before you, hands clasped behind my back. “At your feet, Madame.” “That would be a good place to start,” you say, bringing the tip of one of your shiny, black heels up under my chin & giving me a playful little nudge. Feeling my arousal beginning to grow, I grasp your outstretched nylon-stockinged ankle & kiss your knee. Working my way slowly down your leg, I gently slip your shoe off. Kissing softly, gently your ankle, the top of your foot, and the tips of your toes. Loving th

They Missed...
In my day you could count on them thar Marines > >The way it used to be. . . > >I sat, as did millions of other >Americans, and watched as our >government underwent a peaceful >transition of power in January >2001. > >At first, I felt a swell of pride and >patriotism as I watched George W. >Bush take his oath of office. > >However, all that pride quickly >vanished as I later watched >William Jefferson Clinton board Air >Force One for the last time. > >I saw 21 Marines, in full dress >uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun >salute to the outgoing president. > >It was then that I realized how far >America's military had >deteriorated under Clinton. > >Every last one of them missed.

December 18th 2005
Glitter Graphics It was 11:21 pm when i got the worst phonecall of my life, it was from my mother who never called me. She said my sister was dead, all i can remember is that the 2 words Ashton and Dead just didnt fit together quite right to me. This little girl who i never ever saw enough was gone, i was so close to her. She loved me and spoke very highly of me, she always had, since she was old enough to talk. yet i wasnt there for her enough, and the reality of it is that she really didnt even know me all that well. this was the most painful and tramatic thing ive ever gone through in my life and still hurts. the pain is never ending. i wish it was me, i really do i wish she would have gotten to see the things i did, gotten to have kids, graduate highschool, get married but she cant and she never will. January 14 of 08 she wouls have been 21. but she never made it to 19. and its not fair, nothin can ever bring her back. and for the first time today, im balling my eyes out. i

Tuesda, December 18th - Woo Hoo!
WOO HOO! Praise God! Spent all day in Court with Beate waiting to see my son Lou and find out the outcome of the trumped up charges. To make a LONG story short, he is getting seven years probation and will have two (I believe) felonies on him for the rest of his life. Don't like the felony charges but at least he will be coming home some time today. I am actually waiting for his phone call! We are going to have a pizza party ... wanna come? Hallelujah!!!!

My Results: What Flavor Of Mountain Dew Are You?
What flavour of Mountain Dew are you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as OriginalHell yeah! Your prefered flavour is the original, old school Dew. Right on. Original 100%Code Red 40%Pitch Black 30%Livewire 20%

Read Before Contacting Me!
If you email me or send me a shout be respectful or you do not get a reply back, and i can not answer 100 shouts all at once if i don't answer you that means i missed your shout, do not start cussing me out because i didn't answer you, i am not ignoring you i am just getting way to many people sending me shouts at once. if you are disrespectful to me or insulting in anyway shape or form i will block you, and if the shouts are getting way to much i will turn them back to family only. Everybody: just cause I post NSFW photos does not mean i am a whore or slut, i am a fetish model do not send me a shout telling me how hard my pictures got you, or how horny i make you i really don't want to hear it, I have already put a lot of men on block for sending me nasty comments, and one more thing don't beg me to come look at your NSFW photos and i don't care what size you say you are online, and if you send me a shout about how big your cyber penis is you will be BLOCKED DO NOT SEND ME A EMAIL

Me
Ok i'm going to auction myself off here's the way it's going to work.... NO REAL MONEY involved at all!! This is all out of fun All you need is fubucks (which will be spent on the winner). Now the winner will own me for 2 weeks to do with me as you see fit (within reason remember this is for fun) rate friends, stashes, bomb contests that you our your friends are in. make you morphs or pic merges or comments,help you level friends ect... The bidding will start Thursday 12/20/07 @ 12pm est and will end 12/26/07 12am est... Please fumail all bids winner will be announced Thursday 12/27/07

Snap, Crackle, Pop
Ah, there's nothing like being all bundled up in front of a warm, roaring fire on a chilly winter's day. Of course, when that fire is raging beneath your desk due to an overloaded electrical board, it loses much of its charm. Yup, this morning I got to battle an electrical fire underneath my desk. There I was, searching the internet for jobs, space heater keeping my tootsies all warm, when I hear a series of loud pops. This is followed by some pretty high level pain and the immediate shutdown of all my computer equipment. I pull my feet out from under the desk and my nice, thick, warm Carhart socks are on fire. No joke. In retrospect, I was extremely fortunate. This could have happened yesterday as I was out running errands. This could have happened in the middle of the night as we lay in our beds. This could have gone on unchecked and left us homeless as well as unemployed. The resultant power surges could have destroyed all of my computer equipment. None of that hap

Kids Know Best
> Subject: Kids Know Best !!!!!! > > You've got to love this little girl. What a fine woman/wife she'll make! > > A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" > > A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." > > The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar? > > The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it." > > The teacher fainted.

They're Waving At Me
Every year, I experience an odd moment shortly after my family and I arrive at the country house we rent in Montana. I drive down a back road, minding my own business, when I gradually realize that people are waving at me. They wave from their pickups and cars, barely lifting their hands off the steering wheel. At first the gesture is unsettling. I wonder if they are trying to tell me my lights are on or a tire is flat. Or perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. I've never seen most of these people, so who do they think they are waving at? Then I remember. I'm not in the city anymore. And if anything distinguishes city folk from country folk, it's that in rural areas people make a habit of waving at strangers. Soon I'm waving at everyone too. I lift my fingers a little from the steering wheel, and the other driver lifts his. Or I shift my arm outward a bit as it rests on the window frame, raising my palm, and the other driver does likewise. One needn't be too obvious or exuberant

Please Read If Your A Friend
Okies well I dont even know how to start this or even how it will come out. I just feel like alot of friendships on here have started to fade or have changed. I dont know why.. but I dont want to lose any of you. Especially in my family. I have you all there for a reason and would like to keep you there. :) I know I have been kind of distant.. sometimes I become that way. Not cause I dont want to talk to you just the way I am. I have been sick too this past week and just finally getting over it. So I have been around but not really. So I guess maybe this has made me feel soo distant and I hate that feeling. Soo I just hope that I can find what I lost with each of you. And that you will also come to me cause if I feel a disconnection.. I assume you guys do too :) If you don't want to .. then let me know now. I have put soo much into friendships in the past.. recent past that didnt work out. I can't take anymore sad endings.. at least when it comes to friendships right now.

Contest
IM IN A CONTEST RIGHT NOW UNTIL THE 1ST OF JANUARY. PLEASE HELP ME BOMB MY PIC. DO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. THAT WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATED. LOVE YOU GUYS. ILL RETURN THE FAVOR SOME HOW I PROMISE. DANIELA HERES THE LINK: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=493452&albumid=726255&i=3062308710

A Two Minute Read....
As I was walking down life's highway many years ago I came upon a sign that read Heavens Grocery Store. When I got a little closer the doors swung open wide And when I came to myself I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels. They were standing everywhere One handed me a basket and said "My child shop with care." Everything a human needed was in that grocery store And what you could not carry you could come back for more First I got some Pa

Laying The Bomb
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'N ever,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable se

Come Join
Hey Everyone that is local...I would like to invite you to join me and Steve up at Down The Hatch North in Mt Morris On December 22 at 9PM for their Christmas Party.It should be alot of fun...And it would give me a chance to meet alot of you...I hope to see you all there :-)

Toddlers' Property Laws
Toddlers' Property Laws ======================= 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks like mine, it is mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,it automatically becomes mine. 10 If it's broken, it's yours.

Mumm Killers
So 881039 just had his mumm entitled 'Bald Beavers' nuked when someone complained that it was nsfw. I missed her name dammit, but she obviously belongs back on MySpace. Why am I writing this? Because in the highest and mightiest possible way, she chewed out all of the commenters as well for 'not knowing what nsfw meant. Then she reported the mumm. Funny thing is, there wasn't a single direct mention of human anatomy anywhere in the mumm. I personally was commenting about Canada's national rodent. I think I voted nay to shaving them because they really need that thick pelt, especially at this time of year. So why did the mumm get deleted I wonder? Any suggestions? Did anyone catch that miserable whiny bitch's name?

Only In America
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the hea

It's An Honor To Pass This On
> >I watched the flag pass by one day, > >It fluttered in the breeze. > > >A young Marine saluted it, > >And then he stood at ease.. > > >I looked at him in uniform > >So young, so tall, so proud, > >With hair cut square and eyes alert > >He'd stand out in any crowd. > > >I thought how many men like him > >Had fallen through the years. > >How many died on foreign soil > >How many mothers' tears? > > >How many pilots' planes shot down? > >How many died at sea > >How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? > >No, freedom isn't free. > >I heard the sound of Taps one night, > >When everything was still, > >I listened to the bugler play > >And felt a sudden chill. > >I wondered just how many times > >That Taps had meant "Amen," > > >When a flag had draped a coffin. > >Of a brother or a friend. > > >I thought of all the children, > >Of the mothers and the wives, > >Of fathers, sons and husbands > >With interrupted lives. > >I though

Wow!!!!
I just wanted to give you all an update on my weight. I am still doing very well!!! I have dropped 150 lbs!!! I am into a size 8 and i havnt wore that since I was born I think ..ha ha!!! Neways I feel great and look 10 years younger!!! im just really proud of my acomplishments and wanted to share them with you!!!This has taken me 10 months!!!!The Best Is Yet To Come!!!!!!

Thinking Out Loud
The way some parents show off family photos whenever they get the chance, you’d think they have cameras installed in their skulls! Oh, we have our share of Jeffrey and Sarah photos too, but a good deal that you wouldn’t see if you visited us and just happened to want to see our photos is what’s the most precious. Sunday morning at our church the adult choir was presenting their annual Christmas program. The program was chosen by church choir director Marie and her husband Barry in memory of their son Nathan, and it was a great program! Martha’s a member of the choir, so I don’t know if she got to see when Pastor Gerald had four kids come up to light three of the Advent candles, it being the third Sunday of Advent. My nephews Mathew and Brandon (it’s normally pulling hens’ teeth to get any of my nieces and nephews up for children’s sermons or anything else; Sarah and I expect Jeffrey will be noteworthy exceptions) went up along with Sarah and the granddaughter of another member. T

I'm Throwing A Party!
December 28th, 2007 I'm throwing a kick a@# party, bring your own alcohol, and whatever else, send me a message to get directions, please forward this to all of your friends. Party starts at 7-8pm. There is a fire pit in the back yard, and a loud stereo system with plenty of music, hip hop, techno, and lots of rock. My property is gated so there is not really any worry about cops, they can't come through unless they have a search warrant. :D Come on and have fun!!!

Silly Santa
Woman accused of groping mall Santa AP - 8 minutes ago Sent 597 times DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.

New Poem-- Jealousy
you say you miss him and having someone there you try to rebuild what you destroyed, now you care you tol me not to break his heart then you had 3 years behind you of tearing it apart you cannot have what doesnt belong to you sitting back and being jealous is what you do do you honestly think he'll take you back? sounds like you've been smoking crack you push buttons to many at a time get your mind off it he's mine even though he holds my hand this man is soon to be my husband so i tell you now you better stand clear cause the only thing you are going to feel is fear

----breaking News---ufo Info-------
This explains a LOT ! Note that HILLARY and many others are mentioned. This July marked the 60th Anniversary of a date you should recall, July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal Agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr. Hillary Rodham John F. Kerry William J. Clinton Howard Dean Nancy Pelosi Dianne Feinstein Charles E. Schumer Barbara Boxer See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me

Poem # 7
"Intrusion" Why can’t I just be left alone? They knock on the door and call on the phone. They’ll peek in the window, given a chance. You haven’t the resources to make a stance. You leave your home-everyone knows. Everywhere you go the traffic slows. Disguises are so easy to see thru. Your life is a book for others to view. Careful of where you go and the things you say, Everything you do seems on display. You’ve tried to make this a positive day. But those prying eyes always get in the way. Someone saw you here, someone saw you there; When someone hasn’t seen you it’s rare. Day after day, when does it end? When can I be myself instead of pretend? Another day over, or has it just begun? At one time my life was much more fun. I close my eyes in search of peace. Will the intrusion in my life ever cease?

Yay!!
The judge signed the final decree papers this morning! Bryson's (my son)last name is now officially and legally the same as mine!! It's going to be a Christmas surprise!! I can't wait until he finds out!! He'll be sooooo excited!!!! YAY!!!

Poem # 6
"Tenderness" Love sparkles in your eyes, like the twinkle of the stars in the skies, your heart, my everlasting prize, our connection of insurmountable size. Deep, like a river, is our love, blessed by the heavens above, our relationship, fitting like a glove, no better partner in life can I think of. Thank you for your sweet caress, thank you for our times of happiness, our feelings we must confess, are of warmth and tenderness.

Honest Opinions Needed
I need some help from my friends. I posted some pics of some pretty intimate stuff.....the other guy, not my hubby...his girlfriend/wife to be...whatever she is...thinks he is God's gift to women in the size department. Now, as you may see or have seen, my hubby is well endowed. I have posted some pics of what I do best and I need some feedback for proof~! thanks for the help guys~! ~~smooches~~

Book Excerpt
Chapter 26 I drove a few miles down the road before realizing how fast I was driving. I was crying so hard I could barely see so I slowed down and pulled over to the curb. I had to get control of myself! I cried for a while as I lay my head on the steering wheel; tears dripping onto my lap. When the worst of my outburst was over, and I calmed down a little, I sat there for a few minutes to regroup. I wanted the tears to stop but they wouldn’t. I gave myself the choice, ‘You can either wait here until you get it all out, or you can go home. Suck it up Char! Get your ass home!’ When I looked in the mirror and noticed how red and puffy my eyes had already become. I cursed Marc under my breath for doing this to me and making me feel this way. I found a Kleenex and wiped my face as I waited for the next car to pass, then pulled back out onto the road. I was unable to stop crying as I drove on, and all the while hoping I would. Through a foggy vision I realized I had final

Weird Sex Laws!!
Just a collection of weird crap I found...I wonder how much of it is either 1) true or B) fabricated or C) false by way of changes in the law In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) To

Week 2...open For Guys!
Hey ALL! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add everyone already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ¢¾ ¢Ó Co-Skank to NSF You ¢Ó@ fubar ¢¾Louise¢¾ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch@ fubar ღღ Lady Sunmaid ღ I.B.I.C. ღ RL & Fu-Girlfriend to CELTICTHUNDER72 ღ@ fubar ~* ¢¾ Lil' Kitten to DJ John ¢¾* ~ ....Member of U.B.A......@ fubar GamerChick *Chriz's muddie*~ Clan [MFG]@ fubar Just K

Evile
EVILE have made the shortlist to be within the chance of supporting MEGADETH on their European tour. It's such an honor to be given this chance.All you have to do to vote for EVILE is visit www.TheLiveLine.com, click the box next to "Evile" then click "Submit". (Please Note: The site is receiveing LOTS of traffic, so it takes a minute or so to load, just be patient!)We urge that you PLEASE re-post this in a bulletin on myspace (messages on facebook) asking your friends to vote, e-mail your friends to let them know and generally spread the word. We need your help! get some THRASH supporting MEGADETH!

Hi All!
TO THOSE THAT DON 'T KNOW, PLEASE GO TO MY PROFILE PAGE AND ADD YOURSELF TO MY GUESTBOOK. ALSO ADD KISSES TOO!I HAVE SOME BUT FOR ANYONE THAT REALLY KNOWS ME, I CAN NEVER HAVE TOOO MANY KISSES! THANKS! LOVE YOU ALL! MUAAAHHHH

Poor Man's Lobster
1 servings 3 qt Water 1/2 c Salt 1/2 c Sugar 4 Pounds of cod, cut into 6 Or 8 pieces Butter Bring water, salt and sugar to boiling; remove from heat and add cod. Cover and let stand for 15 minutes. Drain carefully; pat dry with paper towels. Place cod on foil lined broiler pan or 15x10x1 inch pan. Butter generously; broil 3 to 4 inches from heat until lightly browned. Serve immediately with melted butter.

Lobster Or Shrimp Fra Diavolo
G. Granaroli XBRG76A 1/4 teaspoon Red pepper flakes 1 teaspoon Dried thyme 2 pound Shrimp or lobster (raw 1/2 cup Fresh chopped parsley shelled and cleaned) 1 teaspoon Dried basil 4 tablespoon Olive oil 1 Bay leaf 1/2 Stick butter 1 teaspoon Oregano 2 Cloves garlic crushed 1 28 ounce Can crushed tomatoes (or more to taste) 1 cup Red or white wine 1 Onion chopped Salt and pepper to taste 1 Hot pepper halved and seeded Melt butter in oil and sautee onion and garlic until golden. Add tomatoes and mix well. add all other ingredients and mix well. Simmer for 30 mon. Remove bay leaf and hot pepper halves. Add shrimp /and/or lobster and simmer 15 minutes. Turn off heat

Grilled Seafood Kabobs
4 servings 1 lb Large shrimp (deveined) 1 lb Freah sea scallops 1 lb Large mushrooms 17 oz Bottled bar-b-q sauce 1/4 c Honey 4 tb Stone ground dijion mustard 8 ea Wooden skewers 2 lb Fresh fruit (as garnish) Combine the bar-b-q sauce, honey and mustard in a bowl and mix well. Place alternating groups of shrinp, sea scallops and mushrooms on the skewers. Place completed kabobs in a baking pan. Spoon the marinade over the kabobs and allow to set for 12 hours (or over- night) in the refrigerator. Grill over direct heat for 7 to 8 minutes or until the shrimp have turned pink, turing frequently to prevent buring. Baste with marinade and use a covered grill to insure snokey flavor. Garnish with fresh fruit.

Fried Oysters
Fresh oysters are best, but you can use store bought ones if need be. Rinse an d dry well. Roll in bread crumbs, then beaten egg. Then in bread crumbs again . Fry oysters in butter until brown and well done. Season with salt, pepper a nd paprika to taste.

Why Am I Married?
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." __________ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. __________ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . __________ A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." __________ A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." __________ Then there was a woman wh

Cherokee Prophecy
Cherokee Prophecies Cherokee Star Constellation - Prophecy of the Rattlesnake The Stars above and its configurations hold TIME UNTIME within its grasp upon all life. As all cultures sustain a Zodiac system written upon Time Untime so also the Chickamaugan Cherokee of the Americas hold also an Ancient Zodiac of the heavens. Within the Zodiac of the Heavens of the Chickamauga Cherokee are etched Ancient designs written upon and within the lines of seeing. The Cherokee Zodiac is alive and moves and spins upon the rings of TIME UNTIME. As the main outline remains its hold and is stationed in the sky of stars its movement within that frozen outline does indeed change with the movements of the other elements. Elements within the rotations planets, stars, and bodies of the heavens. As other cultures station their Zodiac as a permanent fixture the Cherokee Zodiac morphs or changes and becomes as if ALIVE. Always Alive, breaths, lives, and takes upon each constellation its own deeming

Creamed Oysters And Smoked Salmon Sauce Over Noodles
2 Pt. shucked -- raw oysters 2 Cans cream of mushroom soup 1/4 C. to 1/2 c. dry white wine 1 Small Can smoked salmon 2 Tbsp. butter 2 Tbsp. finely chopped shallots (green onions) 1/2 Lb. noodles -- cooked until tender juice of 1 lemon salt and pepper Empty oysters into a sieve placed over bowl. Drain, reserving liquid. Saute shallots in butter in skillet. Add mushroom soup, wine, juice from oysters and salmon, lemon juice, salt and pepper. Simmer about 5 minutes; add oysters and salmon. Cover; cook 20 to 30 minutes. Serve over cooked noodles. Serves 4 to 6.

This Is The One!
THE PUREST OF ANGELS IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF, AND IF YOU DON'T SEE THE NEED TO BID ON THIS AMAZING GIRL , PLEASE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!! NOW SOMETHING THAT YOU ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT NIC IS THIS SHE IS TRULY AMAZING! SHE PUTS EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HERSELF, SO LET US TAKE THE TIME TO PUT HER BEFORE US!! SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE SHE CAN GET, LET US JUST OVERWHELM HER!! SHE IS TRULY THE PUREST OF ANGELS! PRIZES FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER ARE AS FOLLOWS: -- > ALL PICS AND STASH RATED -- > 5 SFW WORK PICS, SALUTES/POSES, YOUR CHOICE -- > WEEKLY PIMPOUT BULLETIN FOR 1 MONTH -- > PIMPOUT PERMANTENTLY IN MY BLOGS -- > FU-OWNED BY _____ IN MY NAME FOR 2 WEEKS -- > YOUR PROFILE LINK ON MY PROFILE FOR 1 MONTH -- > AN AUTOGRAPHED SHIRT SENT TO YOU ALONG WITH A PIC OF NIC WEARING IT! -- > A SFW PHONE CALL, UP TO THIRTY MINUTES! RULES: -- > SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE! -- > NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. -- > THE CONTESTANT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. --

Cod In Louisiana Sauce Piquant
4 servings 4 Cod/scrod steak,3/4″ 1 Onion,chop 1 Green bell pepper,chop 1 Celery rib,chop 2 T Vegetable oil 1 lg Garlic clove 2 c White Fish Stock (Recipe) 1 cn Plum tomato,28oz,w/juice 1/4 ts Cayenne 1/4 c Scallion green,slice thin Rice Cook onion, bell pepper & celery in oil over moderate heat, stirring, til golden & softened, stir in garlic & cook mix ,stirring 1min. Stir in stock, tomato w/juices & cayenne & cook mix, stir occasionally & break up tomato, 1Hr. Add cod & simmer covered, turning once, 6min. Transfer cod w/slotted spatula to heated shallow dish, boil sauce til thickened to desired consistency, & season w/salt. Spoon sauce around cod, sprinkle cod w/scallion greens & serve w/rice.

Friendship
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f

Baked Lemon Haddock
2 pounds haddock fillets 1 cup seasoned dry bread crumbs 1/4 cup butter or margarine -- melted 2 tablespoons dried parsley flakes 2 teaspoons grated lemon peel 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder Cut fish into serving-size pieces. Place in a greased 11x7x2″ baking dish. Combine remaining ingredients. Sprinkle over fish. Bake at 350 F. for 25 minutes or until fish flakes easily with a fork. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Serving Ideas : Can serve with Orange and Onion Salad & Harvard Beets

Fubar Maintenance
Ok. I know that periodically Fubar needs to upgrade and do maintenance. Whatever. Fuckin warn me already. Don't just disable shit. That's my fucking opinion. They have the ability to send out notice, I've seen ugly ass babyjesus' notes saying, "Problems, will be fixed soon!" WTF...Is it only when he feels like taking the 20 or so seconds to post it that it gets done?? Respect your members

Tiramisu Bowl
INGREDIENTS * 1 (8 ounce) package PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened * 3 cups cold milk * 2 pkg. (4 serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding and Pie Filling * 1 (8 ounce) tub COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided * 48 NILLA Wafers * 1/2 cup brewed strong MAXWELL HOUSE Coffee, cooled, divided * 2 (1 ounce) squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, coarsely grated * 1 cup fresh raspberries number of stars READ REVIEWS (1) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Beat cream cheese in large bowl with electric mixer until creamy. Gradually beat in milk. Add dry pudding mixes; mix well. Stir in 2 cups of the whipped topping. 2. Line bottom and sides of a 2-1/2-qt. bowl with half of the wafers; drizzle with half of the coffee. Layer half of the pud

Method Man-judgement Day
First.. there was the collapse of civilization Anarchy, genocide, starvation Then.. when it seemed like shit couldn't get any more fucked up We got The Plague The Living Death Closing his icy grip around the whole planet Then the rumors started The last hardcore MC's.. were working on a cure .. that would END the pestilence.. why? I like the death I *LIKE* the misery I LIKE THIS WORLD!!!!! Space, The Final Frontier These are the voy-voy-voyages of the Starship TICAL As I walk in the shadow of death Sixteen men on a dead man's chest Your host this evening for H-O-T N-I-S, you get splashed with the Tec Nobody go, til the God say so You got a second or mo', to run for the do' Before I blow back off the map, contact You didn't know stack, couldn't get down like that Who want them test rocket launcher, YES Mr. Meth, hold the fort, most def' Kids is dead wrong, song's too long Get swung on, can't we all get along? See my pinkie, see my thumb See that kid with t

A Quote From A Movie...i Feel It. I Really Do...
I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that h

Candy Crunch Pudding Pie
INGREDIENTS * 2 cups cold milk * 2 pkg. (4 serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling * 1 (8 ounce) tub COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided * 2 (1.4 ounce) bars milk chocolate English toffee candy bars, chopped, divided * 1 (6 ounce) OREO Pie Crust * 1 (1 ounce) square BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted number of stars READ REVIEWS (2) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Beat milk and dry pudding mixes with whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in half of the whipped topping and all but 3 Tbsp. of the candy. 2. Spoon into crust. 3. Top with remaining whipped topping and candy. Drizzle with chocolate. Serve immediately or refrigerate until ready to serve.

Sibi Rules!
I was outside having a cigarette yesterday when I hear Sibbers, yelling inside. Naturally I assumed her and her brother were either wrestling, torturing Luvy, or just play fighting. I toss the cigarette and walk in to hear her screaming, "I'M A ROCKSTAR! I'M A ROCKSTAR!" LOL Damn that kid makes me proud.

So, I'm Just Wondering...
I've had one crush on me for a few months now, and I'm wondering who it is? No one's come forward yet, so I was just hoping that maybe whoever it was would tell me... I've been dying to know for a long time now, damnit! :P Please? :D

Todays Horoscope
Daily Overview for December 18, 2007 Provided by Astrology.com Daily Extended Forecast Quickie: Spend less time with your nose in work, and more time with your head in the clouds. Go figure I am at work.. WORKING LOL

Happy Holidays Fubar Friends!
Hello everyone. Happy holidays! I am sorry that I haven't been around as much. I am just not crazy about the set up here, and I still like Orfay better. I know there is drama there, but it just works for me. Well, not much is happening. I have been working on Christmas photo shoots for the models. I am an official photographer for Candy Scandles. This week I will be working a freelance gig for a local realtor in town. Woohoo! Mike has been keeping me busy as well. Hubby and I went holiday shopping and this year will blow the kids mind. We got them a killer PC with a 26 inch flat screen. I cant wait to see their faces! I got my Mom a emerald and diamond bracelet, and who knows what hubby got me. I know we really went overboard this year, but with my income and hubby's we could splurge. Bless the man above for being kind. How are you? Let me know about your world too. I am meeting Jenn Thursday for lunch, and a little more shopping. Saturday I am seeing my favorite photographer (Scphoto)