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Check Here For My Schedule!
Private message me if you would like for me to do the Fu-Wedding. :) Below is my schedule and PLEASE SEE THE COMMENT AREA in case I cant be here on a day! *ALL TIMES ARE Eastern Standard Time* Thank you much! Sunday-9am to 10pm Monday-9am to 10pm Tuesday-9am to 10pm Wednesday-9am to 10pm Thursday-9am to 10pm Friday-9am to midnite Saturday-ALL DAY
My Truck
The police just called. They found my truck. As some of you know it was stolen last week. The cops called at 1:30 this morning and told me they found it. Its in good shape. Only problem is the steering column is all messed up from them breaking it apart to hot wire it. happy days are here again
Who's On First
Soul Mates
Life is wonderful when you're truly in love. You always have wonderful thoughts of the person in your head when you're apart and can become alone with them in a crowd. There is excitement within when you know you are going to see the person you love. Their love gives you comfort when you are apart. When you have a best friend, your heart is full of happiness and joy. You want to be with that person for every occasion and can't wait to tell them all about your day when you can't be with them. A person you want to be with for big events and the person you want to be with in silence. A friend is the one you want with you during the good times and the person you need for the bad times. A best friend is the one person that knows everything about you, your gifts and your faults, and still loves you unconditionally. The one person you trust with all of your thoughts. When two people meet and have a sexual attraction, every look produces that melting feeli
The Dudesons
Bad Wake Up Call
Shotgun Accident
Out House Surprise
Blindfold Car Jump.
Dont Go On Weak Ice
Getting Even With Mr Hitler
Getting Even With Mr Hitler Pt2
Waking Prank
Strong Phones Lol
Strong Phones Pt 2
In America Its Illigal
Japanese Surprise
I Know What Not To Get When They Say Free Watch
The Ring Japanese Prank
Haha Classic
Funny Pranks
Haha Yeah How The Male Body Works
Haha The Magic Of Makeup
Sucks For The Guy In The Mail
Criss Angel Scares People Lol
Ozzy- Here For You
Iron Man
I had heard such good things about this movie, I couldn't wait to see it. I was never a fan of the comic book, found it boring, but had heard nothing but good things about the movie. Robert Downey Jr was great as Tony Stark, Iron Man's alter ego. Genius, Industrialist, cocky man about town...he nailed it. I really like Downey Jr as an actor, dating back from his brilliant work in Chaplin. Gwyneth Paltrow plays Pepper Potts, his assistant. She was okay. I liked the fact that they didn't go the total glamour route. I thought it could have been better casted, but part of that reasoning is I don't like Gwyneth Paltrow. She's a fine actress, and her average looks allowos her to do roles and be natural in them, I just don't like her. Jeff Bridges was great as his one time partner, then nemesis, Obidiah Stane. It took me forever to recognize him, and you just felt dirty when he was on the screen. This was Marvel's first attempt to make a movie on their own, and they hit a home run
Ozzy_ I Dont Wanna Stop
Flyleaf's Sorrow
FLYLEAF'S Sorrow Sometimes life seems too quiet Into paralyzing silence Like the moonless dark Meant to make me strong Familiar breath of my old lies Changed the color in my eyes Soon he will perforate the fabric of the peaceful by and by Sorrow lasts through this night I'll take this piece of you And hold for all eternity For just one second I felt whole As you flew right through me Left alone with only reflections of the memory To face the ugly girl that's smothering me Sitting closer than my pain He knew each tear before it came Soon He will perforate the fabric of the peaceful by and by Sorrow last through this night I'll take this piece of You And hold for all eternity For just one second I felt whole As You flew right through me And we kiss each other one more time And sing this lie that's halfway mine The sword is slicing through the question So I won't be fooled by his angel light S
To Me Its Funny As Hell
Cool Ways to Kill Yourself Life Got You Down? If you've been a little depressed lately and have contemplated partaking in the bliss of death, here are some suggestion on how to kill yourself. Even if you don't use these exclusive royalty free suicide methods, remember to do it as creatively as possible. Don't be boring and just take sleeping pills, go out with style and flare. All these methods require some planning but don't let that dissuade you. Your life must be pretty pathetic if you're killing yourself. Why not leave a legacy? Jumping Here are a couple of great ways to kill yourself by jumping off a tall building, or cliff, or basically anything really high. The thing about these is that they generally work best if you can get a big crowd watching before you jump. Don't do it when there is no one around. There's just no bloody point in that. Explosives Strapped to Your Body Difficulty level: 7 1. Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better. 2. Ho
Hate This World
we try to be tough and say it does not bug us we try to smile and go throught the days wit happiness we try to tell ourselves everything is fine, that nothing you say or do can change our minds we try to be secure and live without missorri...but yet we feel as if were torn apart into the world we hate.. divided amoungst the lost souls.. waiting for the devils toll to take us under his controll and mess up our mind and leave us believe tat it's ok to hate the world we live in today
An Angel Has Gone Home
God took an angel home.. One that has touched many of our lives in one way or another. She will be gone away from us but never forgotten. We will all miss her and she will always remain in our hearts forever. She had such a giving heart and was always there too offer a hand in anything too anyone that needed it. imikimi - Customize Your World Kim may your sweet presence always linger in the heart of people those lives that you have touched. We will always love you and miss you.. Fly with the angels and may you be here in spirit with us always. imikimi - Customize Your World As we take some time too remember Kim and her friendship too us lets make her page a page of celebration of the giver she was. That heart that she gave too so many. ¢¾Kim¢¾ @-->---~~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Please continue to lift Robert in your prayers. He needs all of the support he can receive at this moment from all of us. There is strength in numbers... Just stop by and lea
Help A Usmc Man Level
Support Your Troops !!! Help This USMC Level !!! Hit Him With Your Best Shot !!!! !!! Show some fu-luv! Lets Level Him Up !!!!! Brought to you by OneSexyAssBiotch@ fubar
The Piece Of A$$
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
I am almost done with first semester classes. I think that I am doing awesome in school. I was always told that i wouldn't amount to anything since I had a learning disability. It's sad because i thought my family was suppose to support me in everything that i did in life. I have been out of my parents house for 2 years. I am doing alot better than i was doing back when i was living with them. My mind is alot clearer now. I know what i want out of life. I am more focused on graduating with a 4.0 GPA.
Help Me Earn Some Fubux And You Could Share!
Well some of you already know that myself, my sister and my brother have started a non-profit organization. Well back in December we were told about a camp called Camp Janus that works with burn survivors. So we asked for an application to volunteer. We all filled one and and sent them in and i glad to say that we were chosen to go and help out with this camp. We have had an awesome time every time we go to the hospital to give out stuuffed animals and other things to these kids. So we are relly looking forward to going to this camp this weekend. While we are there we have been that there will be a TV network that maybe coming to do a story on the camp. Also there is a game show called YUCK that will be there doing games with the kids so there is a good possibility that we will be on TV. I will post another blog when we get back letting you know how things went. Feel free to visit my website and check out the photos and sign my guest book while your there. www.carlcaresbears.c
Just Got Home
Hey everyone! We just got home last nite it was a pretty nice trip! My daughter is doin a lil better shes not runnin a fever anymore but still has this nasty ass cough! The kids were so excited to see grandma and grandpa! As soon as we got there they took off and we didnt see much of them. My mother-n-law kept the kids every nite and we hung out with my brother-n-law and some friends and family. We got to go fishin the weather wasnt too bad. It rained every day but not the whole day. The sun would come out and it would get nice but still kinda muddy and crap. It was nice gettin to see everyone again! Thank you all so much for the luv while I was gone! Im the worlds slowest at catchin up as most of ya know. I just suck at it sorry! :P Hope everyone had a great weekend and hope yall have a great week! Ill be slowly comein to stalk everyones page! xoxo -cotton
Happy Hour Giveaway
Our Military
  inthepink Always Remember those that continue to protect US Each donned their uniform to be Defenders of our liberty Their mission sure, their spirits bright Guard freedom's home, be brave to fight One final day each faced their call Each gave their best enduring all We'll never know wh
I'm In Leavenworth
IT'S COLD AS FUCK. I got off the flight got my shit and just walked outside OMFG that cold air hit me and I thought I was going to die. Anyway got my computer up and running, soon to be unpacked, then tomorrow job hunting. This is going to be fun I think. lol But right now I'm trying to warm up lol I've got 3 blankets wrapped around me right now and 2 layers of clothes.
Come And Chat
come chat with me in my lounge temptation
Wow, its so quiet here today!!! What is everyone up to?
Bettie Doing What She Do So Well
June 11th
I had fun here on fubar and I've gottent o know a lot of people on here, but I gotta roll, I kinda got tired of the whole thing, I mean it's the internet, it's supposed toi be fun, so i shouldn't have to read about my actual life on here should I? Or how this person who doesn't know me hate me, and how I did this or that, sh*t's too stressing, so I'm chucking the dueces June 11th, that gives people who don't know me and things like that time to actually get to know me. So yeah, it's been fun, but I'm moving that day as well and i may as well start off with a clean slate right? So yeah people, get at me and know it was extra fun on fubar, I'd recommend it...
Ants In Her Plants
Hip Hot And 21 (lmfao)
So my best friend ever... Totally fucked me over last night. She stole a chance i had to do something i have wnted to do for almost my whole life... Just snatched it away from me.. and the worst part is... she didnt even get a shit about doing it. It was something she never had any desire to do, and then still stole it from under me, right in front of me none the less.... and people wonder why i have trust issues... with friends like mine.... how could i not.
That Tender Touch
Past, Present &
We have a past... You were my love before I even realized it. I had been searching for a long time, and then my heart recognized you. We have a present... You understand my language, whether it's a sigh, a nudge, or a sly wink. :D You inspire me to be real, to face things and to give everything my best shot. You accept me as I am, and sometimes I'm not entirely lovable, but you love me anyway. We have a future... No matter what my fears, no matter what my challenges, you'll be there for me and I'll be there for you. We're a part of each other, and you and I will always have the best kind of love.
The Hospital Visit
OK just to let yall know this is goin on myspace and fubar so if its kinda confusing thats why. not alot of ppl on fubar knew this but for a long time i was having trouble with my leg. It started in feb. were the pain was just annoying. as time went on though it got worse. It got to the point were i cried my eyes out it hurt so much to walk, i couldn't press in the mass (the mass was on my upper right thigh which was the problem), i couldn't even touch it without being in terrible pain. My friends helped me out alot but even with their efforts it was gradually getting worse. My boyfriend cody took me to the doc eventually (i really didn't want to go but now im really glad he did) and he didn't know what was wrong. I ended up going to about 3 doctors before they found out what was wrong. The one who did is in dallas fyi lol. but yeah. it ends up i had a englarged vein in my upper right thigh wich was slowly getting worse. and for those who don't realize it the vien(s) were getting al
Another Angel Has Gone Home
Another Angel Has Gone Home We never dreamed this day would come, the day they would call you home. We never dreamed we would have to say goodbye so soon. In our hearts you were more then just a best friend, you were a hero. Another Angel has gone home. You will never be forgotten. We will miss your warm smile, the love you so often showed to help another. Your page will remain silent, but still filled with love. We know you are watching, we love and will miss you dearley. The memories we built through out the years will be treasured forever. Another Angel has gone home. The tears will fall, but we all know that you are in a better place. Now you can spread your wings and fly, go to the places you'd always dreamed. You are free now. You left us so sudden, and for what reasons they are unknown. We will always wonder why. Another Angel has gone home, You left so much love, time cannot replace. I
I want to write about you; Who makes me laugh And breaks my heart. You. Who drugs my sanity And crushes my soul. You. Who drowns my worries; Yet gives them cause to be. You. Who doesn't find me beautiful While I carve your name into my arm. You. Who laughs at my misfortune, Wallowing in a pool of my own blood. You. Who I can love and hate so completely... This find...person, I'm meant to find... You.
Just 3 Simple Words..
If we woke up naked in the bed together.. What would be the 3 simple words you would say to me? {hehe}
My Daughters Boyfriend
I have never hated anyone before in my life but my daughters fella is a lieing cheating fucker he tells my daughter what to do as if she dont have a mind of her own yes they had a baby together but im not allowed to look after my grand daughter because he says iam a bad mum for kicking my daughter out of my house I only did it for so that my daughter would get housed. If I hadnt of done it she wouldnt be 10 weeks off getting her house she would be stuck at home with me and id of probley killed her fella by now as he calls me a slag and a fat whore yes by this Iam very pissed off and i want to get him out of my daughters lve but cant work out how to do it. He uses her as a punch bag and she would call the police on him she is frightened of him what can i do .Iam so fed up and i love my daughter and grand daughter with all my heart . I know what he is trying to do hes tryin to tip me over the edge but its not going to happen so id cut my arms up but it will never happen hes my pain in my
I Need U !!!!!!!
Ok People here we go! In my first contest and I seriously need some love! Way behind so come bomb me!!!
Rodney Carrington
The One And Only
Addicted By Saving Abel
Addicted (Explicit) - Saving Abel Artist: Addicted Title: Saving Abel Album: NA Views: 4891 'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets all the sounds you make with every breath you take its not like anything when you're loving me oh girl lets take it slow so as for you well you know where to go i want to take my love and hate you till the end its not like you to turn away from all the bullshit i cant take its not like me to walk away i'm so addicted too all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets all the sounds you make with every breathe you take its not like anything when you're loving me yeahh i know it was getting rough all the times we spend when we try to make this love something better than just making love again its not like you to turn away all the bullshit i cant take just when i think i can walk away, i'm so addicted to all the things you do when
Rodeo Song
Please, Join A Sorority And Step Your Game Up!
Call me a hater. I DON'T GIVE A ****! Dig a hole and bury yourself. '09 is sneakin' up and it's not the time to hold back. NSFW all the losers with garbage game. Go learn some new *ish or masturbate for life. NSFW all the wankstaz who swear they're playas / pimps / hustlas: --- You're NOT a playa. Didn't you learn from Bill Bellamy, asshole? What the NSFW happened to that guy anyway? Have you seen him lately? --- The Bishop Magic Don Juan is a pimp. You're NOT. Take a look at him! GREEN FOR THE MONEY & GOLD FOR THE HONEYS!!! --- Hustla wanna be's. OMG, please stop. There's no real money in the "hustle" game any more, unless you're doing it big. That garbage NSFW you call haze ain't nuthin' but some backyard boogie. Besides, you get yourself an oz. and honestly believe you're going to run the city? Are you f*****' serious? We'll find out in the near future how many times you got arrested in a school zone for possessing a few nicks, dimes and $20 sacks you f*****' lo
Should i care anymore, care about people, and things, cause it seems that no one cares about me people always yelling at me for stuff i did not do, always told i was dumb and stupid always left out and left behind, i have no real friends am i that much diff..... that no one likes me or loves me. Should i be like the rest and not care what happends to people, is every thing my fault like all of them say, y is it that my life is a liveing hell and all i do is love and want to be loved. Is there some one out there that will care about me and not just say it to make me feel better cause that is all that thay do now, when i need help no one come to my side, but when thay need help i am the first that is seen at there side. My world is cold and dark, i want and need some one to warm and light the dark, but i see now that it will never happend, i am loseing Hope.
Confessions of life are all around. Can you make a confession to make a piece of your life better to return what you once had or does that confession screw your life more. Your life is based on the sin you made, its in your hands rather you make what you want come true or to let everything slip through the grasp of your hands feeling the pain and suffering trying to to make it as nothing happen but it already has happened
Prayer For Your Home
GOD WILL GRANT THIS DEAR ONE A HAPPY HOME 'My people shall dwell in a peaceful habitation,and in sure dwellings and in quite resting places' Our God, our help in ages past,our hope for years to come,I turn to thee like a wandered in the dark,seeking a way out of the noise and confusion of my life. For Thou knowest,dear father,how much noise and confusion enters into our home.Yes i realize that many of the words and deeds are not always badly meant, but they do upset our home so much father. So, today,dear lord, i wanted to ask Thy blessing on all who dwell under this roof.Help us to bear cheerfully together any sickness,any sorrow,any hardship.Bless those in our home who have jobs and duties to perform,dear father,and bless any small childern with in our home and those who may have left it for homes of there own.Yes father,bless and keep those who have left our dear home for places far away.Thank Thee,dear father that even this little talk with Thee has brought thy spirit
Hooked - Chapter 3
Chapter 3 “Ya, mon…dat was hot!” growled a deep bass voice from nearby. We were both startled and you tried to cover up, but there was nothing to cover with, so you just hugged me tighter, my cock still buried inside you. Looking around, we finally located the source of the voice. A huge Rastafarian, at least 6’-7”, was standing about 10 feet away. A petite, blonde wearing a tiny white bikini top and some sort of wrap slung low around her waist, was fondling his hard 12” cock with both hands. Her white hands seemed so tiny compared to his huge, dark member. I looked at you and your eyes grew wider. “Karen???” you said incredulously. The petite blonde looked up and grinned. “Huh? Oh, hey! Kathy?! Damn, that was hot!” Karen’s speech was slurring a little. “I didn’t know that was you. Ya’ll really put on a show. Can you see this huge cock?” “Yeah…damn, I see it,” you replied. You sat up and wiggled your hips a little, which moved my cock around inside you. I guess t
Hooked - Chapter 7
Chapter 7 “Carlo,” I said into the limo intercom, “take us back to the club. This party needs refreshments!” As we all began to collect our senses and clothes, Carlo pointed the big Mercedes limo back towards the club. Our earlier movie-star look might have been a little tarnished, but we were all wearing big smiles when we pulled up in front. This time, Carlo opened the door for us and we all stepped out. “Carlo, do you remember my request from earlier about doing exactly as you’re told?” I asked quietly. “Si, Senor Garrett” “Then, here’s my requirement. I want you to accompany Karen for the rest of the evening. Attend to her every need. Anything she wants. I will pay for all of your drinks and food. You must do anything she asks,” I said. “Si, Senor Garrett,” replied Carlo, “it will be my pleasure to help you in this way.” I’m quite sure I saw Carlo grin as he turned away, but I doubt that he really knew what he was in for. Inside the club, the maitre d’ was a
WHAT IS HEALING ? Healing means becoming whole on all levels of being, physical,emotional, mental,and spiritual. We begin healing by finding our desire to be well and whole. Unless we have the motivation to be well and the intention to act in our own behalf we cannot become well and happy. We are meant to be well, to be balanced and Joyful in our bodies. we are meant to act with purpose and direction to advance our own happiness and the happiness and wholeness of all the beings of and on this Planet. Illness happens when the energy of the mind, body and spirit become unbalanced, distorted or blocked . Real wellness is reached only by restoring the entire self to harmony and balance with itself and with the Earth and the Universe and Spiritual consciousness. Disease begins with distortions and blocks in our aura, the personal energy bodies that permeate our phyisical body. These blocks can arise from stress and emotional and mental and other disturbances in our dai
~ Pathworking: Journeys of Power ~ ____________ _________ _________ __ Pathworking, as guided meditations are sometimes called, it a term which somes to us through ceremonial magic. It is the most potent tools we have for aligning ourselves with the energies of deities and mythic figures. The term "Ppathworking" has been adopted by Pagans who define it as a guided journey into the inner-world, or universal/archetypa l/astral plane, for the purpose of acquiring a lasting change on both the conscious and sub-conscious mind of the journeyer. Other terms which are synonymous with pathworking are journeying, inner-plane work, exploring alternate realities, seeking, astral world, going within, going out-of-body, inner world journeying, self-hypnosis, and vision questing. Pathworking, sometimes referred to as an "advanced: magical practice, is as old as the art of storytelling itself, an art highly prized by the Celts. Their itinerant storytellers (called seanachais) have, by uin
Turn A Blind Eye Ppl
The Rules Of Rural Illinois Are As Follows:
THE RULES OF RURAL ILLINOIS ARE AS FOLLOWS: (Listen up City Slickers!) 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Don't like it? Get over it. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in ILLINOIS waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat t
WisCon is held every memorial day in Madison Wisconsin. It is the feminist science fiction and fantasy convention. I go because my friends Laura and Kelly are there AND to see the newest in books. This year was fun because not only was there the usual suspects, TG-folks and authors, but someone brought the Stomach Flu. Nothing like seeing disease propagation vectors in action. I was my hands like I had OCD. I got through it okay, but Laura got hit. I plan on going back...
What Is Sensuous
Everyone has their own ideas of what makes their partner me it is definitely a woman's nipples. I consider them a true barometer in determining how good the experience will be...if they are responsive to touching, kissing and sucking then I know she is aroused and will enjoy what is to follow. Breast size is not a factor...some of the sexiest women I have ever been with had very small breasts but nipples like bullets that literally rose to the occasion. By the same token a woman with larger breasts can also be blessed with very sensitive nipples and that is a bonus. It is just like penises...a long thick one that doesn't get rock hard isn't really a turn-on for it? Wouldn't you prefer a penis that responds to the touch by getting very hard and thick? I thought so! Perhaps it is just a fetish of mine but when I'm with a woman with hard sensitive nipples I am more inclined to spend much more time engaging in foreplay including oral attention to the rest of
Words To Live By
The best and most beautiful things in the world can not be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
HURT does anyone understand my pain no i don't think you do. i open my heart and it gets torn apart. it never fails i don't have luck in love. i gave myself to you and you threw me back. what more could i have done to make you want me. i wish i could be happy. i am stuck in the dark. i'm waiting for you . but you don't come i know you forgot me one day you will remember but by then it will be to late
.. Thirsty?
yep life is hard when it's hot as hell outside and you have no ice for yer piss warm can of coke..
What To Do...
A blog I posted April 30th 2008: What to do... Current mood: contemplative Category: Life I guess I never realized how hard it is to care about someone in a way that they don't care about you.. it hurts more than you'd like it to no matter how much you try not to let it bother you.. how do you fix something like that without changing who you are in the process? I can put on a smile and pretend to be ok.. but deep down everything that is said or done between the two of us feels like an shot to the heart. Why is it that when I try not to fall .. I do without even realizing it until something goes wrong.. it's like the knife was stuck in to begin with but i didn't feel the pain until it was all the sudden ripped out of the wound when i wasn't near somewhere to bandage it, so by the time I make it near a safe place I've damn near bled to death.. :'( ..
How Should I Feel?
A blog I posted April 26th 2008: How should I feel? Category: Life I got the best compliment of my life yesterday.. I was talking to my lil boy about our Disney trip a few years ago, I told him that I had been looking thru the photo album of the trip and I noticed that he had never once smiled in any of the pictures (and at Disney of all places.. it's suppose to be the best place on earth for a kid.. but this was around the time when me and his father had split up) and I said to him that I wanna see him smiling more.. and I don't want to look back at his pictures and think that he had a miserable childhood... and without a moments pause he looked at me and said. "Mom my childhood is miserable without you!" .. I wanted to cry.. it made me so happy to hear him say that but yet so sad.. I don't know how to feel! I love feeling that I impact his heart so much that he doesn't like being away from me.. but I hate that I can't control the fact that he isn't with me. I wish that the cou
Walk Down Memory Lane~fun Times~
Candy cigarettes Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers Newsreels before the movie P.F. Fliers Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Raymond 4-601). Party lines Peashooters Howdy Dowdy Hi-Fi's 45 RPM records 78 RPM records! Green Stamps Metal ice cubes trays with levers Mimeograph paper Beanie and Cecil Roller-skate keys Cork pop guns Drive ins Studebakers Washtub wringers The Fuller Brush Man Reel-To-Reel tape recorders Tinkertoys Erector Sets The Fort Apache Play Set Lincoln Logs 15 cent McDonald hamburgers 5 cent packs of baseball cards - with that awful pink slab of bubblegum Penny candy 25 cent a gallon gasoline Jiffy Pop popcorn Do you remember a time when... Decisions were
Hh Giveaway!
I have entered a HH giveaway! All I need is 50k Comments! I have 3 weeks to get this! Yes I will b bombing myself also! I don't expect anybody to get it for me! Only asking for assistance! I want to thank all of my friends in advance! p.s.. Make sure u show some love to my hostess while you are there! Fan/rate/add her! *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*
Read First
Im rude obnixous opinoinated and have a temper and atittude so u dont like get lost
I have entered a HH giveaway! All I need is 50k Comments! I have 3 weeks to get this! Yes I will b bombing myself also! I don't expect anybody to get it for me! Only asking for assistance! I want to thank all of my friends in advance! p.s.. Make sure u show some love to my hostess while you are there!
today I am sad. just sad. in a blah mood. dont want to be with people. dont want to be alone.. i just dont want to exist today.
My Friend Kelly Is Up For Sale...wanna Own Her? :)
HERE IS HER LINK ღKelly Girl ღ ღIn my heart always RIP Daveღ@ fubar CLICK ON HER BLOG!!
Arched Neath Pleasures
Arched Neath Pleasures by LateNiteFantasy© Knelt there beside me Lips brushing my face Gentle stroke of hands Across the silken lace Held closely in dreams Long for nothing more Tender kisses to wear Gown falls to the floor Arched neath pleasure Onto the canopied bed Scented candles aglow Flowing desires spread Naked passions shape Into dreams come true Creative juices flowing In the closeness of you
Dire Warnings
Every now and then I am reminded of just how boys behave. And then there is Fubar. I visit folks on Blasts and Ticker, figuring that they want points and I am drawn to women - if you catch my attention I am clicking. On so, so many profiles I find "The List." You know the one. No IM, No Yahoo, No NSFW, No haters, No cock shots, and so on. I am dumbfounded that this might ever work. Does anyone encourage this behaviour? Whatever happened to manners? I hope everyone on FuBar blocks these kids. Let's teach them a lesson. Can we spread the blocking? Is there as Fubur blacklist? Okay - rant over.
Lord Phase Is In A Auction
he is in a auction.. he is a shadow bomber member.. show lots of love for him :)
In Love With Someone I Never Met....
We spend far too much of our lives on this website. At times it can start to feel all too real. We read each other's writing, message back and forth, and even confide in each other secrets we wouldn't tell our closest friends. Every now and then I hear a story about someone striking up a love connection on here. As much time as we spend on here, it's inevitable that a few people will start to feel an attraction after a certain amount of flirting. An attraction that is based on a few photos and an online persona that may or may not be accurate. People are much more complicated than that. And I maintain that until you have sat in front of someone and had an actual conversation, you do NOT really know him. Love is something that takes time to build. Sure, you can feel an infatuation but is that infatuation with the actual person...or with a fantasy you've built up in your mind? Because I'm telling you, the fantasy is NOT reality. I've heard of people who have entire relation
I Need To At Least Attempt To Understand This
Ok, as many of you know, I hit up my summer place this week. Well, one of my best friend's birthday celebration was this weekend at a few different bars to see a band I know. My friend has a thing for this singer in the band that I personally do not have much liking for but I think I am the only person in the world. I mean, yea, he is a nice guy and a good friend to me but there is nothing even the slightest bit appaling about. He' just flat out trashy (example, he likes to wear this belt that says cunt, draw attention to it and stand real close on the stage so its like eye level) and not all that attractive, in my opinion anyway....I don't know I guess he just is not my type. Anyway, every time we go out, my friends and of the rest of the crowd hang all over him like he is like Brad Pitt or something. And I will tell you, he is no fucking Brad Pitt....but of all the millions of fans, who does he hang all over? Me. WHYYYYYYY? Someone please explain to me why he needs my attention to,
If You Have Been Tagged... Read My Blog And Then Write Your Own! - Kelly + Jades Game Lol :d
I was tagged by Jade Jade.... ♥ Nate's Munchkin ♥ - OzBadB!tch!...@ fubar :) Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 5 (or more) people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "Tag! You're It!" and to go read your blog. You can not tag the person that tagged you so since you can't tag me back let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog answers! 1. The first year I was to play hockey and my first time on skates I had broke my collar bone and still played hockey that year after I healed 2. My Favorite actor is Sylvester Stallone 3. I got hit by a car in 6th grade and broke the two twin bones in my leg which were the tibia and fibia if thats the correct spelling lol 4. I never been out of the United States in my Life yet 5. I didn't get my drivers license til I was 22 years
Fuck It
well i made up my mind and i dont fucking care any more. i dont care about the gods, the people i have to live with every day, dont care about the peolpe who call them self's my friends cause i see that there not, dont even talk to me, dont care about the world, dont care about when anyone needs help anymore. You have all left me behind its been that way since i was a kid, so i dont feel hurt, i feel pity for all of you. i am and was the only real true friend and lover you have or will have in your life and i get walked on and told to fuck off and blowen off like i was not there. Well now i am not there in you time of need. seek out another fool cause i now dont care any of you, my son and my son alone has the only care left in me.
My Daughter's Pictures
If someone on here continues to add pictures of your child to there page because they talk to the child's father on here.... would you be pissed? I have REPEATEDLY asked this person to stop adding pictures of MY daughter to her page and she REPEATEDLY refuses. I am really not sure what else I can do to make this person stop. My daughter's father is not now nor will he ever be with this person in real life. I am not sure what has possesed her to do this... but I am tired of it and frankly concerned that she is so obsessed with my child! PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN!
Another Tuesday
today has been productive actually. considerin last night it was so hot and still that i couldnt sleep even if i wanted to in my room, i went downstairs and read until 4:30. mom woke me up at close to 8 cuz maria had to get to school so i went upstairs and slept more. woke up about 2 hours later, watched "nightmare on elm street" and part of "th longest day" while putting dishes in the dishwasher (had to look somewhat productive). i also worked on training romeo to obey commands for a treat. he doesnt know the usual commands like "come", "sit", "down", "stay"...if he feels like obeying you, he knows "sit" and he knows "shake". of course roxie got in the way but it worked out. i also set up and appointment for a dell technian to come here and replace the motherboard to my laptop so it will work (i hope). the woman said between 9:30 and 5:30 and of course i have to run to carter baron to get tickets for shakespeare in the park's performance of hamlet (3rd time in half a year that
I was tagged by Jade .......... Ten Random Things About Me Are : 1. I can speak, read and write fluent Croatian (a slavic dialect) 2. I am currently going through a pain in the ass separation, so watch ur p's & q's if u have male genitalia ....... 3. I am a daredevil, willin to try most things that won't result in me bein 6ft under the ground. 4. I can deal with anything except negative emotions from which i walk very quickly ..... 5. I am interested in Tai Qi, Meditation, Yoga and all alternative methods of healing....... 6. I believe in White Magic, and believe that you can protect urself from the negative forces by either allowing them in or not ........ I have been told I look like a Witch - cackle cackle cackle....... 7. I Looooooooove cooking for friends - anything and everything - and most things I make are a concoction (he he from my Cauldron) unless it involves sweets and cake baking....... 8. My favorite drink is Jose Cuervo, mixed with lime and mi
North Atlantic Sail
North Atlantic Sail Copyright 2007 I was dining on the deck of my boat and I saw you lying in the deck’s lounge chair sunning yourself in the North Atlantic early evening sun, topless. You only wore the skimpiest of bikini bottoms with white bows of string holding this bottom on your body. Otherwise your body would have been completely nude. What a sight to see on this warm evening. The setting Arctic sun and your loveliness before me were too much for the senses to handle. Your breasts are magnificent. Your nipples are erect with the sea’s air tantalizing them as they are exposed for me and the God’s to see. I walk over to you to offer you a glass of only the finest of desert wines for our post dining pleasures. You open your eyes to see me approach. You offer your hand to receive the glass into the delicate grasp of your fingers. You sit up to drink your wine and your large, delicious breasts settle on your chest to display their ripe firmness. You are spectacular in your vi
The Best Day Ever
wow to day had to be the best day i ever had because i got to spend it with the woman i love the most and the woman i want to spend the rest of my life with. i honestly wish that the day would never had ended but it did and just to let everyone know i will marry that woman some day i dont know when but i will marry her and if she reads this i want her to know that i love you and i hope you feel the same because i want to be with you.
Come And Chill With Your Favorite Superheros And Become One Yourself
sit down and enjoy the company of your favorite superheros and super heroines... great music... great people... you can't go wrong in a place surrounded by superheroes.. so come in and enjoy the atmosphere of the Justice League COME JOIN THE LEAGUE (repost of original by 'Superman' on '2008-05-27 20:17:16')
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If You Have Been Tagged... Read My Blog And Then Write Your Own! - Kelly + Jades Game Lol :d
I was tagged by Jade Jade.... ♥ Nate's Munchkin ♥ - OzBadB!tch!... @ fubar :) Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 5 (or more) people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "Tag! You're It!" and to go read your blog. You can not tag the person that tagged you so since you can't tag me back let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog answers! 1 i dont take criticism well 2 i have no tats but really want to get one yet probably will never 3 my last gf cheated on me with 2 of my friends, found out about it one night at a party drunk no one would drive me home, drove myself home got in a high speed pursuit with some cops really pissed off and rolled my dream car going 140. 4 my brother almost died on me scariest time of my life 5 im old fashion and trust what people say
Three New Photos!
The album is called "The New Me!" Hugs and Kisses Kelly
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The Price Of Being Selective
I have come to realize the price of being selective is rude spiteful comments & actions from rude & spiteful people. I am not some hot sexy girl, I know this... But I'm not some ugly swamp monkey either. And heaven forbid you turn someone down for sex b/c then you are automatically called a slut, a whore, and in some cases a cunt.... Obviously I'm not a whore, b/c I didn't sleep with you? (which is normally my reply) What cracks me up is if you turn them down they usually pop off with.... well I didn't wanna fuck you anyway.... Well then why were you trying to get me to sleep with you? (I never get a reply for this question...LOL) Seriously though isn't not sleeping with someone the complete opposite of being a slut or a whore.... Or am I mistaken in some way? I am sure that women do this type of thing also... So I'm not trying to be some kind of Bone Crushing Man Basher... I have just met the worst of the worst lately.... Just my luck I suppose...
Why Me!!!!
i cant even get on the net at the mo with my computer, not happy miss you all hopefully back soon (on my dads computer at the mo)
Why Do I Find This Funny... Nin Closer
She's a retard, but I can't help but laugh....
Emotions In A Row
Emotions in a Row By: April Terry Loneliness, A feeling of isolation. Can it be, That what should be, One of the happiest times, In ones life, That they feel so utterly alone? Happiness, A feeling of pure joy. Can it be, The one feeling, We have learned to resist, In ones life, From the lack there of? Sadness A feeling of melancholy. Can if be, The one feeling, We have resided within, For so long, In ones life, That we must always feel? Feelings, No matter what, They are always with us. Written on our faces, Mark by scars, On are skin, And in our hearts Questions, Will they read the signs? Will it be the truth? Can one be so selfish? Do they even care? As they watch us die, From our bleeding hearts? Oblivious, A state of mind? Or is it a choice? Does one choose, To be so ignorant. Of the pain they cause, To those around them? Pain, How much must one know, Before they can be free? Will the hurting ever cease? Or is this th
The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. The Wooden Bowl A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. " I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction,
The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. The Wooden Bowl A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. " I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction,
Happy Birthday Diva It Like Dat
It's her birthday~Please show her... "Diva Ms.Got It Like Dat" some serious birthday luv!!!! MS GOT IT LIKE DAT(FU-WIFEY TO FREAKNITTI) R/L GF to Mr. Watts Love "MEMBER OF DYLON DIVAS MAFIA@ fubar Happy Birthday It Like Dat, hope you have a great day!!! Please show her sum DIVA love for her birthday. Happy Birthday Love MsMaine, Dylon and all your fellow DIVAS!!!
What Time It Really Is!
"security"- complies with the standards of a righteous moral minority,just because some poeple with a lot of money only pretend to care about anything other than remaining rich, this small percentage of humanity could or (could not?) possibly divide the mass population with propaganda, or fear and prejudice. which could potentially trigger emotion based loyalty: known to cause a permanent loss of the ability to think and decide anything for ones' self at all. always remember to do as they say, not as they do, because "they" know what's best for you...if you do not agree, then you may be considered a traitor to "democracy" who will be dealt with accordingly....welcome to the new home of the brave, the so called land of the free.
Im leaving with my kids for a 4 day vac. to a water park & stuff... I will miss all my friends & my loved one on here... ill be back sat. afternoon... if u have my cell text or call me... ill need someone to talk to beleave me... Have a Great Week! Hugs
Deafening Silence
Morning silence is so deafening without YOU here to enjoy it with me Waking up in YOUR arms every morning is where i long to be Long distance love, no greater challenge, but with YOU i have no fear Fear has no place in my heart, because together or apart, with the love W/we share, i know YOU hold me near Near to YOU my LOVE, within YOUR very heart, O/our shared heart With LOVE like O/ours, destined LOVE, fulfilled LOVE, infinite LOVE, i know my LOVE, W/we will never part. *********i adore YOU my MAITRE doux***********
What I Have Learned
what i have learned What I learned in life: I've learned - that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned- that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. I've learned- that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned- that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned- that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something. I've learned- that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do. I've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned- that you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I'v
My Asatru Pagan Libary
Here is a list of my reference books feel free to check these out and add to your own libaries. The complete illustrated guide to Runes by Nigel Pennick Rune lore by Edred Thorsson A handbook of Rune magic by Edred Thorsson Northern Magic Rune Mysteries and Shamanism by Edred Thorsson Rune Magic by Donald Tyson The Book of Runes by Ralph H. Blum A practical guide to the Runes by Lisa Peschel Myths of the Norsemen by H.A. Guerber The Vinland Sagas Everyman EDDA The Poetic EDDA by Lee M. Hollander Goddess of the North by Lynda C. Welch Northern Mysteries & Magick by Freya Aswynn Rituals of ASATRU volumes 1 - 3 by Stephen A. McNallen Gods and Goddesses of the ancient Norse by Leonard Everett Fisher Pagan books Living Wicca by Scott Cunningham Wicca a guide for the solitary practitioner by Scott Cunningham Encyclopedia of Magical herbs by Scott Cunningham Scottish Witchcraft by Raymond Buckland Green Witchcraft 1 and 2 by Ann
Memory Of Mike Wilson
i want to take this time to thank all of the people on fubar that have reached out to my family and sent there cards and gifts to my brothers children, it helps out so much in there day to day needs, as most of you all know my brother died in his sleep on 5-20-2008. he had no life insurance and his workers comp case was thrown out the day he passed away.we are trying to do some kind of fund raiser to help save there home and so far we are not doing so well. if there is anyone that can help in the form of a wal-mart gift card or donate a car/boat/r.v to be sold at auction to raise money please call me. also looking for door prizes to auction off at a fund raiser, or if you are local and can host a fund raiser PLEASE call me. everything you donate is a tax deduction. thank you all for the help and support.
iwant to thank all our troops for fighting for all of us. we appreciate everything ur doin for us.wish the best. god bless everyone. fuck george bush.
Online Business
hey all im trying to start a online business on ebay but im stuck and need help what do u think would sell good
Send Lots Of Love
As some of you may know, Mr.Bubba*R/L hubby to Mrs. Bubba is very sick and in the hospital....they are both good friends, so please show lots of love till he is home safe...Their son Jesse is also sick and has a heart murmer, he is going to the heart dr. today....he is only a year old...plz plz show them we are thinking of them!!!! Thanks
Lady Spice
Lady Spice by LateNiteFantasy© He looked at life As the enemy Fought it with All his strength And it fought Him back Just as hard Neither would relent She saw him As a challenge The kind who don’t Look twice She tapped him On the shoulder Said “ Hi, my name Is Spice “ So many nights Together So many things he Learned And then one night She left him She felt he’d had His turn He heard of how She mocked him Spice was just a Whore He promised that He’d find her It seems he wanted More He rang the bell And climbed the Stairs up to the Second floor Spice was waiting In her room He’d found his Little whore He left the money On the dresser And his heart outside The door He’d have his way With spice tonight As he never did before
New Idea I Though Up
So my friend and I were sitting at Dennys and I was talking about this HUGE cock I came across. (i know we're ruthless) and I then thought about how I wanted to document it because it was that amazing. Soooo Im making a photo album dedicated to the Cock. No names, no faces, just nick names or a rating, lol. sooo if youre interested, text a pic to me! 517-745-7133
How The Hell
Where the hell do ppl come off tellin me how do run my page... this is my page n ill do it how i want this is my profile n i will set up thangs how i decide.. i dont need no 2bit man or women tellin me my page is wrong guess what when i signed up it asked ME 2 decide what i wanted writin ...if i wanted neones opn on how 2 set my page up i would ask someone... i took alot of time on my page if u cant tell n for someone 2 step 2 me cuz they cant read all the way down the page isnt my prob i have it set up the way i want it... YES im with someone n YES im happy i LOVE my man very much...if thats a prob with someone then leave me alone im sick n tired of ppl bitchin at me cuz im with somesomeone guess what im HAPPY with who im wiht n i intend on stayin happy have a prob with it?? LEAVE or dont run ur mouth 2 me cuz u cant read down the page... my page clearly states thangs i dont like n thangs i do like if u cant take the time 2 read it n then do somethin 2 piss me off n i go
Under Your Spell
by LateNiteFantasy© Lips wet gaze into these eyes breathing, blowing lightly to tease and excite. Tongue tip reaching, licking upwards ....... slowly. Finger tips massaging, nails lightly ......scratch, reaching behind and underneath draw softly across the puckered star. Open mouthed take him inside increasing speed to the rhythm of his moans. Capture each orgasmic droplet sucking still until ... he begs for release.
Death In The Family
My daughters great-grandmother died, this is her first time dealing with death in the family...I have to be at visitation and funeral to help her ..i told her mom that she can hang with me during all this...I hate to see my lil girl deal with it.. it is hard for me.. I hope you all heart breaks just thinkin what is in store the next couple of day!! I must be here for her. John
If tears could build a stairway, and memories a lane, I’d walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.
Breaker Down Like A Shotgun
I was just sharing a line from this song with someone...and felt the need to share one of my all time favorite songs with everyone! Breaker Down Like a Shotgun - Felt [Murs] Do it with me Sean c'mon Girl let me break you down like a shotgun Not the crip game grab you by the hips and Pull you towards me, kinda softly But do it hard till your screamin get off me! But I wont stop till you go pop Orgasm have you screamin out your throat box Now your legs shake, body vibrate Cuz I'm swingin this dick like a primate Now she irrate, cuz I wont stay I got fifty-six shows I gotta go play She sayin no way she gotta cut me off Then I caught her backstage suckin lucky off?! What the fuck son, where'd I go wrong Shoulda kept the dark skin with no blondes But these white girls, they got ass too Still a sucker for a broad with some tatooes So I had to, man I'm so silly Exercisin now a little pussy wont kill me Rephrase that, cuz I stay strapped Nowadays you never no where
Rating Pictures
You know, I'm new here. I clicked on the bored area to see what was there. I was given some pictures to rate. No big deal. I go through, rate, say hi and leave a nice message. I have people now rating me a 1 and then blocking me. I don't get it. what did I miss? I don't rate anyone as a 1. So, I guess this place is really like a bar. It's all about pretty people. If you don't get a 10 from every person who sees your picture etc., I guess you have to berate them, rate their profile as 1 and then block them. If this is what the truth is here then it's no different than when i went to a bar when I was 18, a bunch of superficial bull sh*t, no one is real. BTW that was well over 24 years ago. I think the only thing I will do here from now on is hook up with my girlfriends and forget the rest. What do you think? Let me hear your opinion? Are you one of the superficial people here and it's all abut the looks? Are you one of the people here who likes to be real and up
Life In The 1500's
LIFE IN THE 1500'S > The next time you are washing your hands and complain > because the water temperature isn't just how you like > it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts > about the 1500's: > > > Most people got married in June because they took > their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by > June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides > carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence > the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting > married. > > Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot w ater. > The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean > water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and > finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the > water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. > Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the > Bath water. > > Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, > with no wood underneat
Back Again!
I was on here for a long time! I remmber when this place was Cherry Tap, lol! Here I am Fresh Meat again! Show me some love! Ms Retta I have missed u and cant wait to catch up! Love u All!
Pregnancy, Estrogen And Women Lol Funny
Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a ba
Sheriff Joe... Worth A Read
Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows. The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78. The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.2
Erotic Musings
Erotic Musings by LateNiteFantasy© Erotic Musings longing to feel her touch to feel the warmth of my hands on her body caressing her neck touching her breasts feeling her nipples grow harder under my hand as she lays there in complete bliss I shock her as my hot wet tongue grazes her upstanding clit her nails down my back she screams in delight longing to feel my hard throbbing cock penetrating inside her wanting to feel my cum and hear my groan of absolute pleasure as our bodies both tremble in absolute delight
you were finally taking your vacation. I was so excited, especially after talking to you so long. I have looked aour pictures so much I would recognize your body in a large Even though you said nothing would happen I was still excited. You invited me to join you one night for dinner, and this was the night. I showed up my usual hour early too anxious to see you thinking what I was going to say. Should I hug you, should I keep everything casual even though it is so sexual on line. But this is real life. oh, I am nervous. I see you walking towards the restaurant, it is definately you, your curves look perfect. You see me and a smile touches your lips. Your husband is with you, but I knew he would be. I know he is there all the time when we are chatting on line, and I know he enjoys you getting the attention (I also know he reaps the rewards from it - lol). He approaches first and says hi with a firm hand shake making sure I know he is Alpha in the group. And th
Fictional War Story
My name is Matt Growing up I wanted to be a hero I joined the army special forces And on 9/11 found myself at ground Zero Pain and agony Blood was flowing everywhere No matter where I looked There were people in despair Among ashes and rubble There were people in trouble One body two bodies three bodies four I didn't stop looking Until I reached the top floor People were screaming help me help me No one was around I was the only one there I grabbed who I could and ran for the door I pulled out so many bodies I was begging for war I got a debriefing In a top secret meeting we were headed for war In Kabul Afghanistan I jumped from the apache Packed with what they taught me I am a Special forces soldier In the United States Army We conquered the taliban Watched them as they ran Visions were burned into my mind Of all the poor 9/11 victimes left behind I hunted the enemy Just like they trained me Took them out one by one I was invincible
Let's Remind Gas Companies That Price Fixing Is Against The Law. Let Them Battle It Out With A Price War...
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $2.00 PER GALLON. It was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive, came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy gas on a certain day' campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to 'hurt' ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that
Let's Remind Gas Companies That Price Fixing Is Against The Law. Let Them Battle It Out With A Price War...
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $2.00 PER GALLON. It was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive, came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy gas on a certain day' campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to 'hurt' ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can Rea
After the season of "good tidings to you" After the bright paper and ribbons are through After the halls once filled joyfully with song After the holiday - the nights are still long Children and parents away from their home Sometimes in a city, feeling so small and alone People away from their husbands and wives Children from family for the first time in their lives After the decorations start to come down After the parties - alone in this town After the presents and after the cheer After it's gone - reality brings tears The staff always come with trinkets for tots After all - these children have already been through a lot Now shelves and closets empty of all they could carry No toys for you today - I'm so sorry A nurse gives a boy her last teddy baby The girl down the hall might find one too- just maybe She sadly smiles and quickly looks away Saying, "It's often like this after the Holiday. You see, everyone remembers those here before But seem to forget about tho
So I Got Shit On... Literally!
just got home from riding... did about 80 miles... but the whole ride sucked... cuz i got shit on as soon as we started riding... wtf????? i never got shit on like that before... i just thought sumthin wuz falling from the sky... but then they were like "u just got shit on"! omg ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! totally gross! damn birds...
My Girlfriend Is A Dancer..
i have 2 post this vid here cuZ it's nsfw.. i LuV it!! Dan Diamond, TiTTy Dancer
Auction Info
Ok.. Ok.. Ok.. There is a new auction in town. reLLa will be your host for this auction. Applicants will be accepted from June 1st thru June 14th. The auction will run from June 15th thru June 28th. Entry fee is 50k fuBucks All bids will start at 100k fuBucks All persons entering auction MUST have a verified salute!!! If you enter the auction, it is YOUR responsibility to promote for yourself. The more you promote your auction, the more bids you may get. Any & all bidders MUST have a verified salute as well!!! Person being auctioned off has the right to REFUSE any bids/bidders. If that happens at the close of the auction next highest bidder wins. Bids will break down as such: STICKY BULLETIN = 250,000 1 TICKER = 250,000 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 3 DAY BLAST = 600,000 7 DAY BLAST = 1,000,000 30 DAY BLAST or 1 MONTH VIP = 2,500,000 HAPPY HOUR = 5,000,000 T THIS IS BASED ON FUBAR'S SET VALUE OF TICKER PRICES, WHICH IS 250,000 FOR 1, OR $20 F
Oh Nooooo
My dad was a huge asset to this race Figawi race: Fleet ready to set sail By Rob Conery CONTRIBUTING WRITER May 23, 2008 At a corner table at Baxter's Boathouse in Hyannis, on a late night in 1972, three sailors sit and talk shop. Ribbing ensues, boasts escalate and finally, a challenge: "I bet I can sail to Nantucket faster than you." Bob and Joe Horan, along with Bob "Red" Luby, decide to race from Hyannis to the Island on Memorial Day Weekend in a test of speed and seamanship. Luby wins the three-boat regatta aboard Red Rooster and a classic Cape Cod sailing event is born. Much has changed since 1972, when gas cost 30 cents a gallon and you could buy a house on Cape Cod for 30 grand. Today that won't buy a performance Kevlar headsail for some of the boats competing this weekend. From humble beginnings to a bona fide East Coast sailboat racing fixture, Figawi has grown exponentially. Tomorrow's event, which begins at 10 a.m. off the Hyannisport breakwater, will incl
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Thinking About Deleting My Lounge
if anyone wants to take it over and see if they can get any activity let me know. If not I'll be deleting it this weekend.
Going On Vacation
Hey everyone I'll be gone May 29th-June 11th, just wanted you to know I havnt fallen off the face of the earth just away for awhile. I will have new pics!
As I Sit And Log On My Computer
It was a wet Monday morning. She sat at her computer and logged on. He was online!!! But today she didn’t feel that fluttering in her stomach, or that quickening of her heart when she saw his name. The spark had died. Somewhere along the way they had lost the intimacy and she was hurt and sad. Her mind drifted back to all the hours they had spent online together...all the fun they had had…and my, what fun it had been! She remembered the day that he had made her cum seven times. All he had to do was say those three magic words and she was putty in his hands....oh what a feeling it still gave her when she remembered it. She closed her eyes and let her thoughts drift she lay there she heard a noise and opened her eyes...and there before her was the man who had stolen her heart online. She couldn't believe that he was actually here in her lounge, coming towards her. He walked towards her and smiled. She stood up and went straight into his though she belonged t
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New Kinkster Site!!!
I found an awesome new site for kinksters by kinksters. If you are in the lifestyle in any way shape or form you should really check out P.S. Tell them Twisted Goddess sent you :P
Free Vip
im willing to rate all pics 11s give fubucks and rate all stash for a vip
Hope For The Hopeless
A voice is heard in the dark That speaks of our two souls emerging They were once apart, suffering, stagnate and oozing Oh glorious cry Oh lamenting wail You have given me freedom To forget the burdensome pain of yesterday The strength to move forward Together we hold high our hearts To the judging light of prejudiced stares For when I am with you Together we can not die Time speaks of awesome things Of light and hope And songs yet to sing It is my merciful, reverent hope That this life will soon fill With our voices and notes Tell me again that your love is quite true And what my glorious joy I will know Now that my sufferings are at an end Forgive my doubts, my good dear friend For you have saved me From righteous indignation And now I will bind me to your life and my salvation
Best Fu Bar Bombing Family.....
FU-Bombers@ fubar So if you haven't heard WE are the BEST Bombing Family EVER!!!! Check out the link and find out for yourself!!! Please read the whole first page and if your up to it send a friend request.....add my name to your request! RAWK on!
Heart And Soul
Heart and Soul Here I sit again this night, Giving you a glimpse of my life, These poems you read, if truth be told, Are all little pieces of my Heart and Soul. I let you taste the pain I have felt, How the cards of my life have been dealt, Letting you fee how I felt when I cried, The the day in my life I wished I would die. I know for some it is hard to understand, All the things in my life that made me this man, But just take the time to step in my shoes, And then you might know why I write like I do. My writings have helped me get past the sorrows, Letting me face what will come tomorrow, So when you read the worse, don't be sad, Not all of my life has been this bad. There are many times there was joy in my life, Times of happiness, without any strife, Times I could look at the stars above, When there in my life I knew I was loved. So the answer to why I do write, And let you see these parts of my life, Is to help me express what is deep inside,
Wanna Own Someone!!!
Tonight...I decided since I been sick for awhile, 4 weeks, and the BF been looking after me it would only be fair to make him a wonderful dinner. Ahh yes it pays to have that Italian blood in me...I made...home made spaghetti sauce...nice and thick...from scratch...angel hair pasta...and 5 cheese garlic bread. There's wine cooling in the fridge..even though I can't drink it. He can...and dessert...chocolate brownies dipped in fudge sauce with vanilla icecream. Did I make up for lost time? I hope so. He will be happy...a way to a mans heart is through his stomach mom always said. lol Wish me luck I'm trying to win his heart back tonight. LMFAO...uh huh!!! Stay tuned for more....
God Bless The Usa
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Yeah I Try To Believe U But I Don't
What’s the full name on your birth certificate? Jolene Betsy Barber When was the last time you were told you were beautiful? oh wow... idk Is your phone within a meter radius of you? right by my left hand Look at your recent calls, who was your last call from? oh some bait shop we were trying to get a hold of What is bothering you right now? not being with him Who was the last person to play with your hair? jake.. Miss someone right now? yes .. very What does your last received text message say? I'm not okay- from my sister " What is your favorite color(s)? Black Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon? soon? idk... my friend said she'll take me Are you easily scared by horror/thriller films? no i love them If you were given $100, would you spend it, or save it? I would spend it. If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay? no i hate spiders Last place you wen
so i lay here on this bed thinking about the things that were said the pain and sorrow fill my head and i can't help but think "where did i go wrong?" it's perfect silence no one will complain if i scream out loud and scream in pain i can't live without you i can't live in shame i play with the hem of my shirt wondering if you'll walk through the door to tell me that everything's ok and that you love me even more i stare off into the distance and wonder what it would be if you forgave me for what i did if you forgave me for being me but i'll never know the answer i'll never know what's going through your head do you forgive me or do you wish me dead? tears form and i cannot hold back the quiet whimpers that fill the room i ruined my life myself i did not need your help i don't need you to return but then again maybe i do maybe i need you forever in my life forever in my mind is that where you'll live forever in shame?
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Muhammad Ali
I'm Back
It's weird how addictive Fubar is, I haven't been on here for months, save the odd login/logout. Now all of a sudden it's drawn me back in. Maybe it's the fact no-one gives negative feed-back on your shit, maybe it's the range of different people on Fubar, most likely it's the sheer number of freaks (in a good way) who are part of this community, freaks who let you in, let you see a part of them, who they are, how they are, it's additive on so many levels. Hopefully I'll be a bit more consistent than I have been. Peace and love and all that shit to those who read this.
I Have A Feeling
that i'll be staring at the ceiling til 3am again tonite. :[ i hate this non sleepingness. p.s. hello lovelies. ♥
Movie Script
I've just recently started writing my first movie script. Could use some love. Thanks all :)
A Few Honeymoon Pics
Some Folk.....
Why is it when someone decides to disrespect you, and you call them on it. They have the stones to get indignant with you??? Like it's somehow YOUR fault they decided to act like a schmuck??!! Perhaps it's bad that I'm intolerant of disrespect, but I do not see how accepting less than what one deserves is a good thing. I learned the hard way the moment you start accepting lees than what you're worth is the mooment people will alwasy see you as less than you are. J.P.
I was Tagged by Mr. 7,000,000 Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I was born with Spina Bifida. 2.) I love pandas. 3.) I'm actually a shy person. 4.) I love weeping willow trees. 5.) I hate clothes. LMAO 6.) I smoke like a chimney. 7.) I used to teach sign language to preschool deaf children. 8.) I want to live in Texas. 9.) I collect postcards. 10.) My favorite flowers are tulips.
Myspace Swervey
I did this stupid myspace survey and don't want to lose it. enjoy..... Subject: Sexing your mom and other things Body: What's the last thing you put in your mouth? my own cock Have you ever kissed anyone named Joe? i kissed joe mama and the anally raped her while pouring sugar in your gas tank How would you describe your best friend in one word? cuntface Where was your default picture taken? at the pigfucking compound Are you friends with the last person you kissed? not anymore becuause right after we kissed, i stabbed him right in the face What is the next concert you're going to? barry manilow. then i'm going to end it all. Can you play guitar hero? what kind of drooling retard can't play guitar hero? Who was the last person you drove with? you mean when i drove my dick up your ass? Last time you walked further than a block? when i walked to the the corner to get my money from your mom Where’s your favorite place to be?
I was Tagged by Mr.Diamond. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have the most amazing, beautiful, intelligent, wonderful little girl on the planet! 2. Hickman is the love of my life! As each day passes, I love him more and more!! 3. My daughter is named after my 2 grandmothers. Her middle name is Mae-Anna. 4. My dog's name is Sherlock. 5. I was a virgin until I was 22. I do not regret waiting. I ended up marrying the jerk. 6. Technically, I am still married to the jerk. Just waiting for the freedom papers to be signed. I haven't seen him in over 6 years. 7. Lizzie is the best babysitter in the world. She spent a good bit of money buying craft sup
The Three Letter Word
The Three Letter Word by LateNiteFantasy© "The Three Letter Word" "I want... You want... The thing we need the most. For our love to brag and for our love to boast... To make passionate love... Scream, yell, shout it above... Our naked bodies meet... Your breast so tender, my chest so tough... Throw you on the bed and make it rough... Enter you with passion and force... Make you want it: of course, of course... Back and forth... Back and forth... I grab the bed for more support... You bite your lip in seduced report... HARDER!!! HARDER!!! I hear you scream... As I push my manhood to the fullest extreme... We make love to the point of being cripple... I rub your breast I suck your nipple... I hear your moan... I love your tone... You claw my back, with shear delight, as you begin to fight... Being kinky as hell and starting to bite... I roll on over and give you the right... You sway back and fourth... Fucking with a sweat... Our juices mixing... All w
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Guess Everyone Is Asleep
...or I just wasn't missed...oh well...guess it's good to know that the world still turns without me... :) Feel free to comment people...I do bite!!!
You know what? it sucks that people put you in a place and after you're there, you can't be moved out of it. just because i do bad things sometimes doesn't mean anything i'm still the same person i was before i did them you assholes i am ready for new friends :x
well, im new to this whole fubar thing. im used to myspace and facebook and this is different from either of those. im basicall just here to meet new people and have fun. i just moved back to the cf area, iv lived here most my life but moved away a couple years ago. message me sometime if ya wanna chat :)
Volume Xxxix - Monotony, And Other News
At times, the routines of day-to-day life...though the routine has changed somewhat significantly over the past couple of months...still takes its toll on this carbon-based life form. Since my separation, in early April, I've been immersing myself in work, in an attempt to occupy myself. (Fubar has greatly helped as well.) In doing this, conflicts have begun to surface between myself and my father, as he is the one who owns and runs this company. Without going into great detail, my pent-up aggression came to a head this morning, and that placed me close to being least on a temporary basis. It's usually during these moments I'm the most creative, musically and lyrically. I've been just a tad uninspired as of late...maybe an excursion into the nightmares of angels, the dreams of demons, my wicked fantasies, or just complete annihilation of everything. If I were to strap on my guitar this very minute, I would be summoning forth riffs of destruction, malice, hatr
Sunsetcafelounge #1 Lonnie Aka 'highlander ~ Head Promoter @ Sunset Cafe And Rescuediva's Personal Protector'
Lonnie aka Highlander was nice to me in the sunsetcafelounge then recently the nice guy tells me to back off for no reason what so ever then he knew he wanted to start some drama with me in a non drama free lounge and he knew he was going to start my bad side up and yet the others at the lounge think he's mr 100% nice guy well i say he's a 0% nice guy and should be demoted as promoter or a DJ and banned from the sunsetcafelounge for life then i will be happy and then shall i return to the sunsetcafelounge but as long as the evil lonnie is there i am never returning to the sunsetcafelounge IF anyone wants me to return to the sunsetcafelounge then remove lonnie permamently from the lounge and ban him because he's the main reason i left a lounge where i felt happy until he said back off bruce which in my eyes offended me personally and i label him a drama starter in the sunsetcafelounge from Bruce.
A Little Wisdom...
A mirror is only as good As the reflection in it. Worry enough to anticipate trouble But not so much as to bring it about. Look back to where you have been For a clue to where you are going. Melt the icy fingers of fear With the sunshine of hope. Step by gentle step, You can overcome the greatest sorrow. The sweetest grapes Are picked from the vineyard of friendship. Find something you truly believe in, And everything else will have meaning as well.
Dreams Do Come True...
I believe in miracles I believe that dreams do come true It may not happen tomorrow But someday your season will be due If you would just hold on Be strong through your trails Your storm won't last forever It's just for a little while It may be cloudy right now But if you could see past the rain You wouldn't give up on your dreams Because you have so much more to gain It's only a test of your faith To see if you really believe If you keep reaching for the stars You'll be surprise what you can achieve If someone breaks your heart Or you get lost along the way Don't forget that God cares for you Just kneel down to pray I believe in miracles I believe that dreams come true And I want you to know That God and I believe in you
Time To Let Go
When is it time to say goodbye, To all the love I've known, When is it time to end your pain, And leave me all alone? I've watched you on your good days when I feel your strength renewed; But shortly after little ups, The down days then ensue. We ride this roller-coaster of Emotions as we try, To make it through another day, And yet, I can't deny ... That as I look into your face On days that have been bad, I see a look that beckons me It's tired, and hurt, and sad. The little spark I used to see Behind those loving eyes, Is growing ever clouded By life's cruel inhumane side. I try to see beyond the pain You feel with every step; And softly whisper to myself This may get better yet. If I can bear to watch you Just another day or two; I justify my reasons to Ensure I cling to you. For letting go is harder for The person left behind; It means that if I let you go, I cannot turn back time. Back to the days I long for now, When you were full
Show Me Some Love!
I had forgotten how much fun this place is! If u are reading this stop by and say hi! Show some love! I will return the fav.! Thank u!
This Person Is A Hoe And A Pervert...
Rob 2 U@ fubar
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Ok What To Do Summer Time
ok summer is coming and what to do with gas prices so hi and our government sucks trying to stop it well i say we all buy harleys and just ride around and have a blast go fishing hanging with our friends and just not have a care in the woorld and see how far we get. wait i forgot this is reality and we all have to work and pay bills and drive our cars and of course pay taxes. ok well then some one else please tell me what we should do because i liked my plan. so maybe you might have something better let me know.
Reality Check?
I just happened upon a blog from a woman that was basically given a reality check yesterday. First off, why do women who live OCEANS apart from the USA "fall in love" with someone on here or anywhere online and then when they get the reality check that nothing will ever be between the two, they get upset and then have the nerve to post a blog stating that they aren't stupid blah blah blah and giving women some words of wisdom about not bowing down to men? Don't get upset because your fantasy of having a man who you are attracted to and in love with through the internet has been brought to light and he turns you down cause he wants reality...someone he can touch and see on a regular basis. Why do people fall in love online anyways? Honestly, think about it...the person you are "in love" you know anything about that person's personal life? How many kids does that person have? When is his/her birthday? What is his/her favorite color? Where was he/she born? Have you ever talked t
Dream Team Member Birthday Purplesky Happy Birthday Girl
It's a really good friends birthday. Please stop by her page and show her some mad love. Make this the best birthday ever!! Thank you, Jill ~PURPLESKY~FU-WIFEY TO BASSTRACKER@ fubar Its Your Birthday - Uncle Luke (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~ MY NEW OWNER LATIN MAN~' on '2008-05-29 00:33:02')
Master Of Darkness
Master of Darkness It was a dark October night only the a full moon lit the sky as beans of the moon lite made its way threw a old broken window pane and seemed to glide across the empty room before stopping at a coffin that no one even knew existed , It was hidden in a cellar of an old abandon mansion about a mile out side of the city limits. No one ever bothered visiting the old place anymore, a ramshackle collection of farm buildings dominated by a huge old barn and a house three or four times the size of any in found town. Unoccupied for at least sixty years, hardly anyone left could even remember anyone ever having lived there, and when the wind would blow, strange sounds echoed from the holes and cracks in the tired old walls, which was just about enough to discourage even the bravest kid to go to poking around the place It was a lucky thing too, because what was lurking in that dank basement was as close to the devil incarnate as you could find on earth!
Ever Driven A Honda?
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't" The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't" Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years." The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"
Stupit Is As Stupid Does!!
Body: I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media it! A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history.. They really happened!!! Do you remember? 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40. 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
Cartilage   My eyes grew cold when I installed your soul in them. My tears they burnt away every whisper, every state of mind and I grew blind and deaf once every breath inside my lungs was extracted by your kiss. This wrist you see, these scars are fresh…these other cuts are still a mess and in my head your thoughts undress my loneliness until my flesh is stashed away and all that's left is cartilage. Here on the edge this hemorrhage is wedged between the unclear and what is dear yet hard to steer and in the searing light, lesions palpitate with cold ambition, almost as if I am being mutilated by a thousand butterfly kisses. Release my fate for I’m enslaved and all these chains around my veins, they wrap me up in pure disdain -yet somehow I am enthralled in this decaying bliss- The rain downpours, my breath implores- My vocal chords no longer soar. ..::But however long it takes::.. I’ll wait for you in this abyss.
For The Fallen
Remember our fallen: "Invictus" Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
Only A Heartbeat Away
Warmth are your words Only a heartbeat away You are stars at night The sunshine of my day The passion fruit vine Entwines day by day Intimate words bloom In the sweetest bouquet Sweet loving thoughts Are never too far away The sexy and sensual At times verging risque Pleasures and desires Express night and day Mirrored by moonlight On your springtime day Devotion in your song To the words I convey Love flows endlessly Only a heartbeat away
I Am
I Am I am your fears and your sorrows Your tears and deepest horrors I am the secrets of your past I will haunt you from now until the last I am your dreams and lack thereof Your hopes and devilish love I will crush your desires and bring them back anew I will allow you good times But only bloody few I am yours to command or destroy I am the key for your coy I am your youth and your death The song of your life and your last breath I am your happiness, your joy I am your lover’s toy I am everything you wish to be I am you, and you are me I am the one to fill the whole You are me, and I am the soul By Dale Foreman (Aka Glitch)
The Flames Of Love
by LateNiteFantasy© Sexual Images of you fade In and out of the dancing flame As I sit, I dream of your nakedness. Thinking of you all day in my vivid mind passion burning inside my thoughts. As your beauty overwhelms my aching soul The days' tasks seem to drift away slowly. My heart earning . . . as I trace a mental image Of my fingers caressing your inner soul.. Such a strange state of arousal affairs Never to cross this path of ectasy again. Then you danced for me , injected me Broke my wall, as you flared in the light Your voice , wishing to hear it whisper love me , take me as your own. The aroma of a love lingers in the air As i smell once again where you layed I'm mesmirized , intrigued of your vivaciousness. Drench my inner mortal self, with music sounds of moans, screaming my name. For I have touched you, loved you I crave the love we once shared. Sounds linger around me, as I know you are not there to banish my thoughts. I drift, I fl
Missing You By Latenitefantasy
The sky is dark grey Thunder is in the air There is a chill in my heart, Missing you The nights are getting longer Autumn is here There is a hole in my heart Missing you The dawn is breaking A new day is here There is a space in my heart Missing You The morning is crisp The smell of dampness fills the air There is longing in my heart Missing you The evening is mellow Birdsong soothes my soul There is warmth in my heart Missing you The moon is glowing bright Quiet sounds of the night There is love in my heart Missing you The night is very still Time is moving on There you are in my heart Missing you
Love The True Gift
I hear the beat of the rain, One with the pounding heart, Nature and man called as one, Never soon to depart. The answer is simple, The call of the rain, Drumming of blood, Now truly sane. Release and let go, Time is a myth, Truth soon to flow, Love the true gift. Rain slowly wanes, The moment, A second, Slows down my brain. Breathing in harmony, Lost and true, Answers before me, Rising out of the blue. Release and let go, Go with the flow, Time is a myth, Love to sow. Hold onto nothing, Forget the past, Future lies dormant, Follow the path. Ignorance breeds pain, Listen to the rain, Your heart speaks the truth, When joined with your brain. One with the world, Time is a myth, Truth soon to flow, Love the true gift.
I Write Like A Painter
I write like a painter standing up in my garage where the light isn't the best but who needs good light to write anyway. I constantly search for meaning and deep form choosing newspapers or the insides of used cigarette packs for my canvasses. Call it a vertical build Coit Tower on drugs shaped slightly atilt just the way I stand leaning upon shelf in cluttered garage with pen in hand painting poems.
Me Or You It Doesn't Matter
Feelings are not born from photographs They are born with time Do not mislead yourself into believing you can fall for a person in a photograph As soon as you do , you will be disappointed. The smile was for another, the glint was for the moment in time. Glean what you wish Mold it to what you wish Imagine what you wish Reality will only come for those that meet And take a new photograph of their own. Memories can only last as long as they are prompted to do so. A photograph will only be as real as you let it become.
This Song Is For U, U Know Who You Are
[Chorus:] I don't really wanna stay, I don't really wanna go, But I really need to know, Can we get it together, Get it together. I don't really wanna go, I don't really wanna stay, But I really hope and pray, Can we get it together, Get it together. [Verse One:] You don't know the pain that I feel, You've taken my love for granted, And you just wanna see it your way. It's about that time, I'm gonna tell ya what's on my mind. I'm fed up with you not being here with me, When you know love is all I need, I don't want to stay... [Repeat Chorus] [Verse Two:] I can't let go, 'Cause being confused just takes control. I hope we can start brand new, 'Cause I don't want to loose you. With the love we shared, Baby it's oh so rare, I'm willing to try and make you see, That all you need is here in me, I don't want to go... [Bridge:] I don't wanna stay, I don't wanna go, But you gotta let me know, How you feel. [Repeat] [Repeat Chorus and Bridge] [V
My Grandma In Memoriam
Well, my Grandma's funeral is in about an hour and a half. I found out this Sunday morning that she was ill and in the hospital. For some reason I felt I needed to go to her side immediately. So, I booked a flight and got to the hospital in LA by about 8:30 pm that night. Most of my family had been there and some were still by her side. It was hard to see her so fragile. She was the strength of the family, to me. She died at around 7:00 am the next morning. As much as I would like to be there with my family right now, I needed to be here taking care of my responsibilities. My children, my job and my husband's and my health all need to come first. I know that Grandma would agree with me and is ok with the fact that although I may not be there in person, my love is. Ever since I found out she was dying, all I can think of are the wonderful memories I have of her. It seems amusing to me that there are so many little things that one remembers. I have always associated the smell o
In The Rain
I sit and i listen to the rain thoughts seem to drift floating along with the rhythm the melody does quietly shift tenderness, so true and rare the drumming on the street steady soothing moving flowing can you feel it's beat i sit and listen to the rain and like a fool grin going out and looking up a determined tilt of the chin to be again the child i was to be again care free yes let the rain come on down and wet and soothe me
I Can Feel You...
You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near
Loves Sweet Embrace
She rests, Within the circle, That is me. Kitten snores, Vibrate a gentle rhythm, Against my chest. A soft purring, Of content. My hand, a hypnotic comb, Through long flaxen hair, My mind, awash in sense memory. Filled with her essence. Her scent. Her subtle taste. Her satin warmth, As her skin, Becomes mine. My groin still aches, From that passions grasp. Though satiated and relieved, From that deep release. Into the bowels of her. Where we both find solace the most. A deep, intense place, within her belly, Where I...........release us both.... Into ecstasy's madness. Loves gladness. And, I feel it stirring again. Within her. Me. Erect with anticipation. I enter. A slow journey....into the heart of her. To again. Ride her orgasm with mine. A rushing pulsating river. And then again...............again. Till we sleep, In calmer waters. In loves sweet exhaustion. Loves sweet embrace.
The Bee
Sweet fragrance from your flower Sweet nectar from your flower Your petals so soft, sensitive to my touch Release my pollen in your flower Sting me, honey bee For stealing the virtue of your flower Sting me, honey bee Your sweet nectar is never sour You're the Queen Bee of your hive Look so good make me alive Dip me in honey, lick me dry Sweet sugar lips I'm gonna die Sting me, honey bee For tasting the sweet nectar of your flower Sting me, honey bee You taste so sweet could savor you for hours Your rose opens up before me Glistening from your morning dew Your thorns prick me now I see Why I shouldn't steal my honey bee's virtue Sting me, honey bee For stealing the virtue of your flower Sting me, honey bee Your sweet nectar is never sour Sting me, honey bee For tasting the sweet nectar of your flower Sting me, honey bee You taste so sweet could savor you for hours
Fallen Angel
Fallen Angel© Standing tall, wearing a brown button down, Looking lost without his crown. Cap fitted to the side, Smiling at you from the inside. Lips so red you’d want to take a bite, This is a guy that gets people into fights. Skinny jeans fit tight around the right spots, His button down fly is making me hot. Thighs so firm they could run on their own, Abs so tight you would think he was made of stone. Holding onto the rail, flexing his forearm, His curves scream tales of his Dominican charm. Dark caramel skin shining in the light, Eyes so exotic and bright. Looking around at all the eyes on you, Inside I’m thinking, can I be your boo? But you are just a presence in empty space, Or are you an angel, fallen from grace?
Fu's Next God Mother
♥ßlðñÐïe♥§rWhiteKnights R/l wife♥IßïC♥DSC♥§outhernBadAzzCrew@ fubar This is one of the sweetest ladies ever!! She is so giving caring and her attitude is just wow. She is almost to Godmother *screams* Yeah I know so exciting. Am gonna be lov'in her hard can yall come help please. She is 122k away. We can do this fast right?
Painted Hands
Were I to cover my hands with paints to color your body so as to recognize you with my eyes open I'd start with yellow: creamy lemony yellow Tinted with the prussian blues of twilite; Adorned with Sirius and Orion and the pearl of a minted moon.
The Ocean By The Bravery
The Ride
Starts so innocently By touching your face Warm embrace, cuddly Kiss, tongue in place Entwined our fingertips Entangling with limbs Your nipple in my lips Our sexual lust,whims Slender legs,so fine Round, ample breasts Teasing, you are mine There my head rests Stroking, tasting you Pink rose bud unfurled You taste good, you do A tight bud lies curled Erect, hard, pulsing Shaft now wet,glistens Touch me, now stroking Penis erect, thickens Enters your love zone Thrusts,throbs,surging Orgasms each our own Our bodies embracing Such great sexuality Sensations now subside Graphic is the imagery Cum along for the ride
A Perfect Little Rose
Do you know, perfect little rose How sweet you smell to my nose? As sun shines,and the birds sing Your soft dewy petals glistening I watched you bloom and grow Opening so slowly you know You are a gift of nature to me Beauty, as simple as can be
Dreaming To Be With You
I'm just a man Dreaming to be with you Dreaming to hold you tight In the night smelling the moonlight on your hair White light sparking off your eyes Lips encircle dancing tongues, and departing with a shy smile. Clothing falling onto the wet sand Love, panting breaths quickens Breast meeting a muscular chest In the cascading moonlight upon still water Two wet bodies became one with pure love Never have there been two that are one Lovers giving all they can give Smooth legs tighten around a arching back Thrusting into her warm wet geyser Whispers saying, "I love you" I Love you" Develop into screams of passion, echoing into the warm night air. "OH…OH MY…..GOD!" Lips encircle dancing tongues, and departing with a shy smile. I'm just a man. Who understands? And knows.
Body Molding
The way your body molds to mine, Our hips grinding together, Toes tingeling, bodies sweating, Mouths moaning in delight, Breaths become harder, Kisses become lighter, Hands exploring thighs, My tongue on your body, My thoughts become naughtier, As I slide in and out, Then it happens on the final thrust, Our toes are curling, Hands are gripping the sheets tight, Bodies shaking from the sensation, As I moan your name in delight.
1 Harder and faster... You beg me to please... In right behind you... Both on our knees... Welcoming pleasure... You succumb to the ride... I feel your heat rising... As you move side to side... Grinding and groaning... I can hear you cum... Wanting release... I¡¯m going to give you some... A slap on your ass... Gives you reason to yelp... Beg me for pleasure... But I¡¯m happy to help... Feel me come near now... Center I must find... I feel it rising... Oh yes to lose my mind... Thrust harder and deeper... In final release... My inner animal... I¡¯ve let loose the beast... 2 Oh my you¡¯re wet... So salty and sweet... My tongue it desires... So sensuous a treat... The taste of you lingers... On my lips and my nose... Pungent and potent... Not unlike a rose... Writhing and moaning... You run off the cliff... Orgasming strongly... My cock is quite stiff... Breathless you linger... On passion¡¯s sharp edge... A l
“Pretend” By: N.S.S Lying awake from a fitful dream. Your mind in turmoil, plotting a scheme. Eyes darting around the room. Is there a silver lining around your moon? Lying there with feelings of dread. Sometime you just wish you were dead. Tossing and turning, get back to sleep. All you can do is lay there and weep. Bolt up right, it’s the morning light. The day comes a little too bright. Slide from the bed to begin your day. Why won’t the world go away? Place the mask upon your face. Step out into the world and take your place.
The Seduction Of A Blindfold
Bound and gagged, tied to the corners of the bed; Quietly she waits with a blindfold 'round her head. Lost in anticipation of pleasures hot haze; Her lush body opened for his gaze. Trembling at the touch of his fingertips; She tastes the fruit he places upon her lips. Opening her mouth, he pops the tidbit in; Watching sweet juices run down her chin. Touching his tongue to her cheek; He licks the juices...oh so sweet. Soft and slow he strokes her soft skin; Touching his tongue where her belly button dips in. Whimpering and trembling, against her bonds she strains; Her need for his touch bordering on pain. More and more of his touch she craves; Her body not her own, she's become his slave. Still he tortures, still he teases; Her body his to do as he pleases. Lower he touches, she's begging for more; She's hot and wet, his own personal whore. Feeling the trembling in her soft thighs; He's struck by a need to see her eyes; Removing the blindfold from her face; A patt
Being A Cheerio In A World Of Fruit Loops
This morning I stopped by church where a weeklong day camp/vacation Bible school is being held for our kindergarten through sixth grade kids. I’ve got two nieces and two nephews there, but I only had time to stop in and give one of the helper’s sons a pair of size one shoes for her seven-month-old son. Martha and I had originally bought them for Jeffrey, but we lost them and found them a few weeks ago; now Jeffrey wears a size six shoe, and he loves his first ones! I could have named this blog “What A Croc!” because he loves the sandals with their heel straps and open-spotted foot; he kept grabbing for Sarah’s so much that we bought him a pair that he won’t let go of unless he has to! Last night after we sat in the living room and had pizza for dinner (where he ate more than his big sister did – she’s the climber and Jeffrey’s starting to emulate her on the couch and up to our bed), I held Jeffrey by the crocs as he hung onto their straps! Just before I left church this mo
Laughing Til The Cows Come Home
Its been on odd few months. Dealing with medical problems and emotional problems. But this past week has been forgiving people and realizing that I can laugh at myself. I look at things that I did and realize that some of the stuff was really funny at the time. But of course when it happened it didn't seem funny. I take alot of meds to due medical problems and one of them is for depression. Well I found out right after getting on those meds that my liver is not functioning. And all the meds I'm on have side effects that can cause liver damage. You got to admit it is ironic. I get on meds so I won't kill myself yet my liver is gonna kill me nice and slow. I have no insurance, no job which means no money. I can't work because of all the other medical problems. So I am barely making it. But if I was working right now I wouldn't be able to go to the DISTURBED concert tonight that I won tickets for. Or I wouldn't have been able to go to quite a few shows that were free lately. So
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1:I am addicted to Fubar 2:I have an infatuation with my tongue and lips 3:I am addicted to Piercings and Tattoos. 4:I love to get bit and scratched. 5:I think that great people deserve the best in life. 6:I joke around far too much and love to make ppl laugh. 7:I always have to pee for some weird reason. 8:I'd give almost anything for my friends and family and their happiness. 9:I'm a gym addict. 10:I like positive people. 5 People: SinnerChick Mr.DJ.Diesel MizPlaymate Blueeyedboy Ms. Victoria
Melted Brickle Lovers
He loves to sink into her eyes, the same moment his flesh finds hers moist, fresh--- he had forgotten the pleasure of a woman soft beneath him, ardent, urgent, his for the taking, his to possess between breaths, breasts such sweet alabaster under his touch. She loves the feel, inch by inch fighting the urge to hurry his hips to hers, knees spread to beyond open, oh my love--- make me gasp again, she goes to the place where words cannot be, amber belly butterscotch in her blood. The melting the melding, the joining of the two, love making to raw fucking, taste to tempest, his name, her name the password to nirvana, blessed with kisses to the last touch of melted brickle lovers.
You Cum Over Me
I don't know what cums over me... Only you do...this I see. But you tell me? Lust maybe? I think u know you do it for me not just lust love then... lust doesn't feel like this Ok then If this is how it feels then yes love it must be. Ok then Ok what I'm just thinking about you What do you see... You spread out in a lush green meadow Stretched out relaxing wearing a slinky gown waiting on me. While I'm smiling at you I walk up to you with a bottle of wine wanna share that with me baby? Kiss me... Thats why I brought 2 glasses but I want it straight from ur lips and i want it from yours which lips would that be what do you think both right... I'm going to be greedy with you i bet I want it all or nothing and I won't settle for nothing I know... You take the words right outta my mouth Must have been while you were kissing me A deep wet and sensual melting kiss YES making us one YES Can't tell where we begin and where
After Effect
"After Effect" By: N.S.S Images of naked bodys Arms and legs intwined hearts pounding sticky, sweet, sweat pressed into a lovers embrase eyes flutter open a smile on her face
Across my world Over the stream Keep it flowing Follow me dream Across my heart Love and shine Warming glows Share with mine Across my night To stay awhile Moonlight kiss Light my smile Across my room To reach aloft Lay beside me Pillows are soft Across my desire Touch lovingly Lips upon mine Taste tenderly Across my caress Love enter in Brushing lightly Soft velvet skin Across my urges Senses capture In love to bask Held in rapture Across my dream Stroke ecstasy Afterglow kisses Entwine blissfully
Catch A Dream
Catch my dreams in flight To meet much the same Where a love light shines As I whispered your name Pursuing love tenderness In touch , taste sensations Sense whispered longing Follow dream destinations Inviting pillow talk passion Kiss where offerings flow In granting your every wish Loving pleasures I bestow Trace along soft silky satin Into rapturous new heights Flowing inside my dreams Inside those liquid delights
People And Other Aggrivations
i think mastodon is babymakin' music. seriously. the sound of blink 182 makes me go insane with rage (the 80's called, they want you to stop whoring out the punk image. it was a lifestyle and a philosophy. that being said, i am not much fo a punk fan). 311 has the same effect on me (two words for you, you lame-ass fags: beastie boys). u2 has lost it. green day is just another pop band. chino moreno's voice makes my panties wet (i told him that to his face), but he is a douche and i am bored with him being bored. nicole kidman is an ugly cuntface. angelina jolie was pretty hot when she was a self-mutilator. now she just looks hungry. EAT BITCH! EAT!! (that goes for all of you fucking hollywood anorexic whores who lower the self-esteem of women all over the world, you soulless cunts). i'm sure i'll add to this later. love and light.
We've Seen It A Million Times But I Say It Again....
Proud To Be White There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. ...And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honky,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,' ...And that's OK. But when I call you? Kike, Towelhead, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, ...You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the Un
Want Your Own Custom Skin?
Want your own custom skin? I've been asked pretty often whether or not I make skins in exchange for rates. Generally, I don't (I've been burned a lot), but I will offer this once and see how it turns out for everyone. The Info: Anyone wishing to participate must contact me before they begin rating for a skin. I will only take a reasonable number of people. 11s must be given 5/10 days, of your choice, from Friday May 30th until Sunday June 8th (during any HH of your choice). No exceptions. You may rate on the days of your choice, but you MUST send me a message after you've given your 11s for the day. If you do not contact me, I can not count the rates as being done towards your total. Once you've completed 5 days of rates, I will contact you with the details needed to create your custom skin. Please have a general idea in mind if what you'd like. Animation styles will also be needed, (glitter, light effects, blood, smoke, fire, etc.) so keep those in mind when you'r
What Is Your Idea Sexual Postion
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Cowgirl Fun. Wild. And deep.Saddle up and ride him all night long.Only for those who feel they're strong! 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at
Ectasy Bound
Lust filled my senses each sensual delight Feeding seduction you whet my appetite The desire of touching tingling my being held in your arms tasting and seeing Along thrills sating exhaling sighs!! passions take flight on neck to thighs Closing my eyes dampness drips fingers stroking Sweetest soft lips Arms around waist succumb to desire tongues to excite urging you higher Soft petals opened legs wrap round you swell within On ecstasy bound
Dreams It's late at night now, and I'm half awake, I see before me the image of your face, An Angelic face, where words do fail, To capture the beauty of each detail, A smile so warm with lips so sweet, To taste them once would be a treat, Lips filled with passion, yet so tender, With their gentle touch, a cry my heart does render. A kiss so tender, that makes me feel, Alive and warm, Oh so very real, A kiss with passion that I adore, That leaves a hunger for so much more. Eyes so bright, that I could love, Filled with the lights from Heaven above, Eyes that mirror for all the world to see, The Love that dwells in the depths of me. Eyes that can read with just on look, The pages of my heart, an open book, Eyes that can, with only a single stare, Fill me with desire to always be there. And so the Dream goes all through the night, Your image there till mornings light, And with dawns light the Dream does fade, But deep inside the foundations been lai
Riley started with a new chemo, its kicked her butt BIG time! :( she was up all nite crying from bad dreams(side affect) and today hasnt been able to eat a thing & had to wear a pull up all day do to "not being able to make it to the bathroom" She asked for chinese rice so since Im without a car today, she called "auntie chrissy"(fungurl75) to pick her up some lol that kid has everyone WRAPPED around that little finger!! Saturday Riley is throwing the opening pitch at the worcester tornadoes game! I'll take pictures!
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If Only
if only I could be with you I know theres a lot that we could do and we could spend some time alone I’m telling you, you’d never go home if only you could put me in your embrace I know there’d be a smile on your face and if you could only be with me id do for you things you only dreamed I wanna kiss you and love you and please you till you writhe I want you, I need you, I cant wait to try I want your kiss, your sweet tender lips to touch onto mine softly, doing more then such I can already feel your hardness and feel how you breathe I’m not gonna wait any longer, you’ve got me on my knees come here, let me kiss you all over and everywhere kiss me on my body, run your fingers through my hair I undress you with my eyes but then I use my teeth I can’t wait to feel you in me, to have you underneath well take me then and do it now if you’re afraid, ill show you how yes, I love this, you turn me on. my skin is getting hot Your lips on my neck have my
Just Being Me....
JUST BEING ME...THE MMMDRUMMERGIRL How 2 Really Fuck A Man...... First, let me say that I am not professing to be the world's greatest lover but this little diary I am about to write comes by special request. Mostly from men who have read one or more of my erotic stories and told me, in response, that they wish more women were as comfortable about their own sexuality as me.(hehe). And, even a couple of women who said they wish they could express themselves more openly but are too shy or apprehensive to ever do it. So, anyway here goes my version of getting the most out of fucking/making love/doing the nasty, whatever you want to call it. Men can share it with their mates and women can either take my advice or throw it away but here goes. Some of the most confusing, disappointing and lonely experiences in life are sexual and some of the most beautiful and earthshaking ones are sexual also. Having had some of both, I prefer the good sexual experiences. Everything yo
Low Raters Strike Again
After having my profile pic rated an 8 by some dumb blonde.... i couldn't help but to go and repay the love with an 8 and this little comment: Comments on qtpie81505: diviegirl ... May 29, 2008 @ 4:04 pm thanks for the "8"....LMAO no really...that was just too fuck*ng kind of you...don't bother returning to my page cheap azz. WAS I TOO HARSH???? LMAO..... OH WELL, SOMETIMES MY MEAN STREAK TENDS TO FLARE I GUESS. It just makes me mad getting anything less than the best, when the best is what i give everyone else. I always give 10s or 11s unless provoked. Silly to get so annoyed with an online site, I know... but still. Manners still mean something to me....on or off line.
I was tagged by MsCharlotte2U!.. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to make people happy. 2. I like being the center of attention. 3. I don't forgive easily. 4. Stupid people make me wish there was a Human hunting season. 5. I don't want kids. 6. I can be mean. 7. Penis Pump. 8. Buttsecks. 9. Hells yeah. 10. Any questions?
Andi Strikes Again!
There is a Happy Hour on the way.... Make sure on June 4th you save all your 11's for 1 pm fu-time This lovely lady is having Her 2 year anniversary here on the fu! Make sure you show her love ☆™©CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ~ ☆Just Me☆@ fubar and remember.... Wednesday, June 4th, 1 pm pst/4 pm est (repost of original by 'Miss Andi Owner of βûṨṪḜṞ ἯὛṁḁᾔ' on '2008-05-29 16:57:41')
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Im the oldest of 5 kids, i have a 22month old son whos my pride and joy, love 2 read listen 2 music, spend time w family and friends, fav colors baby blue green black, if u want 2 know more ask away
Tag Suckaz
once you been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or facts or habits about the end you you choose at least 5 ppl..listing their name. dont forget to leave a comment with them,that says your it..then ask them to read your cant tag the person that tagged you... !.I like SEX 2.I love my family 3.I have been married, Divorced 1x 4.I dont' believe in forever (unless its death) 5.I hate snakes 6.I Love Panda Bears 7.I;m very outgoing 8.My fav color is green 9.I'm usually on time 10.I'm a potaholic Fu Hubby Mr. man Rimshot Mz. Chaos Sweet n' Sassy
name. dont forget to leave a comment with them,that says your it..then ask them to read your cant tag the person that tagged you... 1.Halloween is my favorite holiday 2.My birthday falls on Thanksgiving 3.I have a beautiful little girl 4.I am addicted to shelled sunflower seeds 5.I have my nose and tongue pierced 6.Bright green is my favorite color 7.I hate seafood of any kind 8.I am extremely stubborn 9.I want 5 kids one day 10.I am funny and goofy tagged Dj Pierced Blue Whore Moejoesgotstyle Polish G Will
I was Tagged by Qtazabutton Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. The space between my first two sexual experiences was three years and with the same person. 2. I use to be an introvert. 3. The most defining moment in my life is my mother's sudden death when i was 18. 4. I am the best friend you can have, did i mention i am modest? 5. I believe every woman is beautiful when they smile. 6. I hate elitist. 7. I love my alma mater, Go Rutgers! 8. I am truly a sports fanatic. 9. I am probably the most stubborn person you have ever met, but i am also the most compassionate.
All I Want..........
for my birthday is to level so PLEASE help me out. thats all that i want for my bday. thanks everyone
Smiling! This took place in my shout, so read bottom up! HaHaHa! Mephistoph...: bye tramply lady ->Mephistoph...: i don't care. you make it sound like i asked you what you look like. did i? no. i don't care.. you coulda been anyone else and the answer would have been the same. so kindly move on. Thanks! Mephistoph...: i like to see who im talking to nothing else ->Mephistoph...: you have no reason to go cussing at me.. you are not secluded in the no area. and i don't give a god damn what you look like. so with that said kindly fuck off if you can't take no for an answer. Mephistoph...: fucking whatever sorry im not a damned hot fit guy for you ->Mephistoph...: yep, but will i get on it? nope. sorry. Mephistoph...: got a webcam ->Mephistoph...: depends on what it is. Mephistoph...: may i ask a favor
Help Me Win My First Happy Hour!!
Help me win my first Happy Hour!!!! I need 45,000 comments to get it!! I will give you 5,000 fubucks, or a free graphic for every 100 comments you leave!! If you leave me 500 or more comments then I will give you 30,000 fubucks AND a free graphic!! *Yes, all comments must be done on the same day* There is no time limit, but I would LOVE to get this done as soon as possible. Fumail me when you are done!! Click the pic below: Silentlizard needs 45,000 comments for a Happy Hour
My Day....
Well the day went well...showed up back at work at 5:45am....Coworkers were very welcoming. Asked me where I had been I told them...very sick. MRSA. Oblivious as to where I picked that up from..yea but apparently it had worked itself into my system between March and April. Read up on's our newest Staph killer. I'd had it so long in my system that when it finally broke and the blistered welts, that later look like bruises, came out...the doctor said if I'd tried to fight it without medical attention I probably would've made it as far as this Saturday to my death because I had lost the will to eat, drink, sleep and just weak. He said I should only give symptoms such as these 2 wks to fight and then get to the doctor. He also stated where they were located that it had to have been passed on to me through something or someone who has no idea they are a carrier. But I've pretty much been work and home in between those two months I guess you could say. Keeping this in min
What Should I Do?
ok...theres this guy i like right...and like yeah...he just got out of relationship last week...after 3 years...and i know he dont want another relationship and what not...which is COMEPLETLY understandable you know...and like yeah...well i like him...and he says he likes me...but like i dont know...cuz like...he just wants to mess around with ppl...and he says that he cares about me and aiden...and what not...and that he wants to be in mine and aidens life...and im all for that...u know?...and like...i just want to be loved...and hes not ready for that...but no one knows what the future holds...and it would be awsome to be his girlfriend and what not...cuz hes a real sweet guy...hes just an all around wonderful guy...and i like being his friend but since we have been hanging out...ive got feelings for him...i want to show him love and what i can do for him and how he should be treated without all the shitty drama and bullshit...and i just some advice on what to do...should i keep purs
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Daddy Dominance
Daddy Dominance I have decided to use this particular essay to discuss the distinct attributes and aspects of the daddy dominant, as a special request from various list members and because I am actually partial to this specific type of dominant in some respects. Previously, I had written an article on this topic months ago, but I seem to have lost it in the archiving process. I have decided to rewrite this essay. The first thing I want to do, is dispel any notions or misconceptions about the relationship between daddy dominants and their little-girl subs. It has nothing to do with incest, age play, or any closeted desires or fetish for, or with children. Nor is it about a father-daughter relations, in fact, there is nothing about this type of relationship that resembles anything about their father for the little-girl subs, whatsoever. In this dominants opinion, a daddy dominant is the most tender of all dominants. He loves and adores his little-girl submissive with a true, e
Claymates Rejoice! Aiken's Baby Makin'
Los Angeles (E! Online) - Well, that's one way to show the measure of a man. Clay Aiken is expanding the ranks of the Claynation by one, expecting a child with music producer Jaymes Foster this summer. The sister of music kingpin David Foster, the baby mama is a Grammy winner who worked with Aiken on several albums, including A Thousand Different Ways and his most recent release, On My Way Here. A rep for David Foster confirmed what TMZ first reported this morning, that the couple certain to be dubbed Faiken conceived via artificial insemination and their progeny is due in August. "She looks great, glowing and very happy. She and Clay have been good friends for a long time," the rep told The Insider. There was no immediate comment from Aiken's camp. The couple has kept a decidedly low-profile. Indeed, until news of the impending spawn broke today, there had been virtually no clue that the two had made sweet music anywhere other than the recording studio. This will
Jungle Love
Jungle Love Walking through the dense jungle We arrived at the secluded waterfall I watched as she removed her clothes Yes, she slowly removed them all She looked at me and smiled Then strolled into the water Though the sun was shining on me It was her that was making me hotter She turned to me and motioned me in The water was just below her breasts I dove in and swam to her She has beauty beyond the rest Reaching below the water She grabbed my throbbing cock Said if you would like a blow job You will follow me to that rock Swimming after her to the rock I lie on my back, naked to the bright sun She took my cock into her mouth And told me to enjoy the fun She licked and sucked on my swollen dick As if it were her favorite lollipop She was an expert with her mouth and tongue And when I came she eagerly drank each drop Then I told her it was her turn To feel the pleasure she desired I slid my cock into her soft, wet pussy Which was burning hotte
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Our Love
Our Love by LateNiteFantasy© My love for you I cannot measure, It's hidden in depths Of perpetual pleasure. It engulfs my soul And invades my heart, Enlightens my mind Like abstract art. A love so precious Like a priceless treasure, A love so strong, It endures all weather. A reciprocal trust And mutual respect, Being with you is My life at its best.
Tag...youre It!
I was tagged by Justfishing Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was named after Debbie Reynolds (or so my mom said!) 2. Im half Swedish! Can you guess which half? 3. My neck goes snap, crackle, pop every time I move it. 4. I love my Kia Sedona. 5. Im a Fubar addict. Like that is any surprise!! LOL 6. I have 2 nieces and a nephew here in TX that I love like they were my own. 7. I love to read. 8. Im a country music fan but listen to most any kind of music to a point. Love 80’s music. 9. Ive been to Fiji and Western Samoa. 10. I was born and raised in central KS in a small Swedish, farming community.
An Internet Story
An Internet Story by LateNiteFantasy© A story told of new and old lives connected, then unfold a man, a woman, not lovers yet meeting by fate on the internet. they share their fantasies as passion builds telling truths and desires unfulfilled, feeling closer as they write being connected feels so right. the days come closer until they meet together their fantasies will become complete to explore the world of sex and pleasure a beautiful partner, someone to treasure. No strings to tie, only pure desire a lover that heats the inner fire no thought unspoken, no secrets untold their burning passion won't grow cold. accepting each other without concern no angry heart or jealous burn just cock to cunt, ecstasy found lover to lover...a perfect sound.
this is exciting i just cant wait, my sun was out and now its raining, not in a litteral sence but still, i dont know why i dont know how but somthing brought me down, somthing had brought me to a stop, a long pause for my well being, my happy is being drained............
Live Life
Live Life for the FUTURE and let the PAST be the PAST Life is too short to dwell over dumb shit Cuz real eyes realize real lies
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I Like Big Butts !!!!!!!!!!!
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My Advice
Saturday, September 8th, 2007 My advice my story One must not pursue those who are rich. The rich occasionaly live for folly not love. I would write a lot of old cliche's but that would get old fast. I have lived 47 years on this old planet, I've seen things that make others ill and things that would make others cry with joy and happiness. One of our cats died recently, but their was something special about the way she went about it, we were away for several hours but when we returned we found our cat spawled on the floor Leigh wanted to hold her as she was obviously in pain. Well Leigh held our ailing cat in her arms and she silently passed in Leighs arms. Love is a many spendered thing, and that was but one small facet. When you want to do something special remember that cat, what she did was definitely not easy but it was special. I am a photographer and part of my job is to convey something in my pictures, to tell a story if you will. I have photographed a picture of a cat in a
There Are 6.5 Million People Being Fucked In The Ass Right This Second. Are You One Of Them?
So a few months ago I had this creeper stalking me. It was all cool and shit until he started showing up at my dorm room and calling my mom's house. Or showing up at the library to see me. Or following me out to bars and trying to run guys off. Talking all this shit about "meant to be together and having kids" Eventually my sister forced me to do something about it and I didn't hear from douchebag for months. Nooooow I've got some guy who added me to msn and I added him because the email address was almost identical to one of my friends, so i thouhght it was him. BUUUUT it is none other than Mr Stalker, under a completely different name than what I knew him as. And he is just as weird as ever. Now kids, I don't like drama, it pisses me off and I don't really give a shit about other peoples issues....But drama ALWAYS finds me. This was my rant. This fucker is pissing me off. Gaaaaaay
Alice In Chains - Angry Chair (unplugged)
Sitting On An Angry Chair Angry Walls That Steal The Air Stomach Hurts And I Don't Care What Do I See Across The Way See Myself Molded In Clay Stares At Me, Yeah I'm Afraid Changing The Shape Of His Face Candles Red I Have A Pair Shadows Dancing Everywhere Burning On The Angry Chair Little Boy Made A Mistake Pink Cloud Has Now Turned To Grey All That I Want Is To Play Get On Your Knees, Time To Pray Boy I Don't Mind, Yeah I Dont Mind, I-I-I Lost My Mind, Yeah But I Don't Mind, I-I-I Can't Find It Anywhere I Don't Mind Corporate Prison We Stay I'm A Dull Boy, Work All Day So I'm Strung Out Anyway Lonliness Is Not A Phase Field Of Pain Is Where I Graze Serenity Is Far Away Say My Reflection And Cried So Little Hope That I Died Feed Me Your Lies, Open Wide Weight Of My Heart, Not The Size Pink Cloud Has Now Turned To Grey All That I Want Is To Play Get On Your Knees Time To Pray
Lets Level This Dirtyxbeast!
Please help level Tre, hes been stuck 4ever, time to get this man off level 22, he only needs 79,953 Points to Insider! Ty in advance to all who helps! DirtyXBeast [D.S.C.]-[Mad Hatter]- [Recruiter for the Sinful Angels]@ fubar This pimpout brought to u by the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ *DSC*@ fubar
The conservative pundits who thought that Rachel Ray's paisley scarf was supporting terrorism are missing a much bigger issue. I just learned that the Frackers who flew the planes into the towers and pentagon took and exhaled air. Those bastards ingested into their scum-ridden bodies air and that same air is now all around us and we are inhaling it. Billions of terrorist molecules. By breathing we have become one with the terrorists. By using their air we support the terrorists and they win! Every true patriot and conservative pundit who was worried about a scarf needs to realize that with every breath THEY are supporting terrorism. Oh the shame, OH the hypocrisy. Stop breathing now before you do more harm! I need a donut.
The Witches Of Old
A love so old. A relationship from long ago. Only time is what has aged. Between the witches of the olden days. Their spirits live on. Through the witches of today. Their spirits will never die. Their voices never fade. As one they speak. As one they say. The spells of old. The magick of today. The Mother Goddess holds everyone in her arms. And never lets them stray. The Maiden, Mother, and Crone. All are one. Just like the witches of old. And the witches of new. Together we stand. And drink the witches' brew. We are forever linked. To the withces of old. By the magick anew.
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Show Some Luv For A Friend... It's Her Birthday!
Go say Happy Birthday to Shadow of a Smile! She is a great friend and today is her day. :)
I Want To Know My Fu-friends!!
I'M CURIOUS.... IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 40 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BLOG OR BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos or Piercings? Explain where. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing t
Which One Is Me
Tag Your It
1) I lived in NC for 11 years 2) I was a bouncer at a night club in NY City for 1 year. 3)I traveled and worked for the Big Apple Circus when i was 15 years old. 4) I had some of my horses in a music video with Mariah Carry, and I gave her ridding lessons. 5) I was on entertainment live with Mariah because of my horses being used for her video Butterfly. 6) I have my GED, and have never been to colleage. 7) With out my horses, i wouldnt be the person i am today. 8)I meet Christopher Reeves and his brother while working for the circus. Way cool. 9)I met Cher while working at the night club...beautiful woman. 10)I am a strong, driven person, i believ the world meets no one half if you want it you have to make your way to it. I have tagged Cyndragon Vicki Bubba & wife Camo $ hubby Poetic
This Is Ours. This Life.
This is ours. This life. This is mine. My life. This is yours. So what are you going to do with it? Do you prefer making noise in the silence? Do you seek quiet from the noise? Do you seek? What is it you are wanting? Looking for? Needing? Just ask. Maybe I have that. Can share it. Would give it. Willingly. It may be that it is yours already. Just ask. Are you more Ellen than Oprah? More Oprah than Maury? More Maury than Jerry? Or are you also American Idol'd out? American Idol. Used to be there was something down there to idolize. I'm not sure I'm old enough to remember then. I guess I've read about it. Or thought it. Or something. Something........................................ This is ours. This life. This is mine. My life. And I wonder who you are and how you are and when. When? When will we know each other finally after all these words. After all this inhaling and exhaling, smiling and loving, wanting and needing. All this sleeping without......................................
Wanna Own Destiny?
Well, I entered an auction that starts today. :) Minimum bid was 30k... :s Wanna own a Destiny? Come place a bid on me. ;)
Meet My Owner For June, 2008
WOOT! Meet My New Owner for the month of June: JONLEE74 PROUD OWNER OF SexyGranny1967OF SHADY'S SUP AND FWC OWNED BY MIZZ SHADY@ fubar yall be sure to drop by his page and show him some mad fu~love and tell him i sent you :)
Why Do Girls
why do girls flant there bodies, y do they care so much, why do they try so hard to be sexy... when all it takes is your heart. Why do girls like to lie, start gossip and run and hide, y do they start rumours that are not true, why do they make you feel so horrible inside. all in all why do girls try to be everything that there not, what they don't know is that ther worthless pieces of crap. i don't mean all of you, but you know who you are, don't take affence to this, i jus want to know.. peace
Pay It Forward Game Train!
> PebblesinAZ says... This is a little different than my other Pay it Forward bulletins yall! SO... READ THE GAME INSTRUCTIONS! (in my nicest, sweetest voice!) 1st...of course you MUST FAN, ADD and RATE THE PROFILE of everyone included on this bulletin. Throughout the day I will be adding little tasks you must complete to be ADDED TO THE BULLETIN! (If you have some sort of goal you are tying to complete today...send me a Private Message...maybe you can become one of the tasks!) So... 2nd...Find the MOST RECENT TASK and complete it and I will add you to the GAME! 3rd...REPOST THE BULLETIN! The more people we reach...the better! FAN, ADD and RATE her AND RATE 50 of her pics OR 100 of her stash! ♣~~♥~~★Ðå §wêê† Ìrï§h þrïñ¢ê§§★~~♥~~♣~~W.¥.K.Ð~~@ fubar When you are done private message me and you will be added and we'll start from there! FAN, ADD and RATE these AWESOME FUs: MaMaFrea
For You..
My heart is broken :(...&& YOU have all the pieces to it. PLEASE, put it back together so it won't hurt anymore.. :(I love you.
Update To Something Else For Me To Think About
For the full background on what is going, read my previous blog entry. Here's the update: I spoke with my Brigade CSM before I talked to my S-3 or S-3 SGM. I went to him first for a reason, because if I went to the others first and asked permission, and they said ok, but the CSM said no, it was pointless. If I spoke to him first, got his approval, he could help me get approval from the S-3 and SGM. CSM said that I had actually thought it out quite well, asked me how it would affect home, and I explained it would be a little bit more beneficial because I would be able to save the money, and let the Army pay to fly me home on leave, thus allowing me to better enjoy the time with my kids and try to do something really special with the time. Even if it is just renting a cabin in the woods for a week or taking them fishing, the stuff that they and I will remember for our lives. That and if I go back stateside for 9 months, and deploy, it would probably be worse on us all than i
Help Him Please
HE IS A LIL OVER 10K TO LEVEL. PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW HIM LUV! ßrøkëŧ§M†ñ - Ëŋƒøŕċěŗ @ Č£ûß Fåñ†å§¡å@ fubar
am bored. how is everyone?
this weekend i get to go to Ohio and party with my friend, Clorissa. lol i love it. and i've been in a good mood and excited all week! lol and i'm very hyper because i'm in such a great mood. lol i love going to Ohio. and Clorissa is awesome lol you can see pics of us partying in my photos. lol anyways...i hope everyone's weekend is just as great as i know mine will be. :) love ya's Miranda *xoxox*
This Was Just Tooooooo Funny Not To Share Lmaoo
55,215 Points To Godmother, Lets Get This Done Today!
Tnk is 55,215 Points to Godmother, lets get this done today! Shes always helping everyone out, time to pay it back! Ty in advance to who helps! ♥Tnk♥IBIC♥ЧÇ♥ CLUB FAR♥LOLLIPOP GURL♥@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ *DSC*@ fubar
When you think your life is hard.The bills are due.Not enough money to pay them.Or the kids are loud.You cant find something on tv to watch you are bored.Please take a few minuts to read this. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it. Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university. Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse
2nd Scene.....
Im about to turn the title of this blog to "my new carrer". lol I just did my first scene 2 weeks ago and Im already scheduled for my 2nd. June 5th I leave and start filming on the 6th. Just like before... once I get home and get the stills from it Ill post them for all my friends. im really excited this time tho because this time its girl/girl or girl/girl/guy. So wish me luck and thanks to all me friends who have been supporting me!!
Exotica Birthday!
Anavailable...not Unattractive
Ok why is it that people think that as soon as they say "I Do" and slip a ring on their finger, that they become some wart infested ogre to everyone of the opposite sex except their significant other? Sorry to dissappoint you, but that isn't how it works. Being married makes you unavailable (and even that is debateable depending on who you talk to), but that doesn't mean you automatically are no longer attractive to other people. That doesn't even make sense. I have a tendancy to speak my mind. I try to be diplomatic, respectful etc etc when doing so, unless the situation just doesn't allow for it. There are some women who get their panties all in a bunch or feel the need to remind me that they are married if I tell them I think they are attractive. It's called a compliment. Giving credit where due. And obviously since you are married, someone agrees with my assesment of your being attractive. Hence why you are married. A simple "thank you" would suffice. How
Yes We Can!!
YES WE CAN!!! THANKS.. inferno
Miracle Grow
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum's' Miracle Grow'
Little Boy On The Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father." The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way" The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
Well my computer guy called and said i would cost too much to fix my computer,cos its an old one and he was looking at having to up date loads of stuff.So it would be cheaper in the end to get a new one. So now have a new tower on order and hopefully its going to be here tomorrow,so will be back being a cow in the mumms soon. love&hugs Arkham♥
Friends~house Of Dreams Lounge
Found a precious stone Collected them from all over Keeping them forever In a box In my heart My secret Treasure This chest of untold riches It brings my soul pleasure A pleasure this world can't ingore A pleasure this world can't accept A pleasure this world can't comprehend In you my friends I found this place With love past understanding With love past hurt and pain With love past prideful gain With love past lusts and worldly desires With love past lawful statutes Today I choose you I choose to love you unconditionally No matter the race, sex or creed Can't afford to let you go The many I have are the few I have My family, My peace, My Joy It is in you My Friends written by Paradise (Midnight, Blue, Pierced, The Dream, Nitez, Ghost, Dawn, Bella, Sexy, Sailor,Lotus) If you are reading this blog go check out the House of Dreams Lounge.
A Woman ..
A Women Has Strengths That Amazes The World. She Can Handle Trouble & Carry Heavy Burdens. She Holds Happiness, Love & Opinions. She Smiles When She Feels Like Screaming. She Sings When She Feels Like Crying, Cries When She's Happy & Laughs When She's Afraid. Her Love Is Unconditional! There's Only One Thing Wrong With Her..... 'She Sometimes Forgets What She is WORTH!'
To The Rhythm Of The Sea
To The Rhythm Of The Sea As we shed our clothes Upon the soft white sand The sea looked inviting We entered hand in hand Swimming and teasing Splashing about playfully Dipping into pleasures To the rhythm of the sea As we slid side by side Bodies motion sensually Thrills surge throughout Waves caress endlessly Here in a secluded bay We emerge from the sea Embracing on the sand While fulfilling our fantasy........ BlueWolf51©2008
Ups Pilots
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in co
Not A Chance
Well i think ive done decided that the last blog has been answered. Just found out that the man i was considering to give a second chance to there is no way. He was going to kill his whole family wife at the time and his children all over anger. The bottle is his best friend and hes got issues so therefore no thanks ill pass. I want a man i know i can trust and live a long and happy life with. Good luck Jason Engle ac_dcsong. Cause you lost the best woman you could of had!
Dj Ghost Is Live Come Join In On The Fun
If I add you to my IM, consider that a compliment. I get a LOT of men asking to be added. I don't add alot, because of shit like I got today. I have a lot of friends, plus a life. My mom is sick and going to the hospital alot. She has a disease of some sort, so the doctors are "looking into it." What I do NOT appreciate is whiny guys asking me why I don't talk to them, blasting me for not giving a shit. First of all, I talk to my friends a lot, so I might be busy. Second, you're not my bf, so I don't owe you a damn thing. Third, grow the fuck up. This is exactly why I left Fubar twice. I will never add another person to my Yahoo again. It's just too fucking risky. I can't tell you how many men turn into demanding bitches.
053008 Homer Simpson
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Malcom Forbes
It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.
atop your bed contours of the female form below the covers, snifter in hand I sit at your feet a swirled legacy in glass a tease of your limb below layer of warmth you emerge one foot to my lap, toe tug pretty pedicure polite and poised positioned to drain my heart last sip, an eye closer of delicious desire, your kiss an amusement park with rides, and a bench seldom perched upon, the gleaming roller coaster is buffed by our use your embrace is real life wandering in satin factory lost, not wanting found
Lmfao Too Funny!!
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end! Those of you who have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to understand.... ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________
Sexy Position
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Cowgirl Fun. Wild. And deep.Saddle up and ride him all night long.Only for those who feel they're strong! 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at
I'm still at work ... I have to wait on the 6:50 train. what is everyone else doing?
And More
Shoutbox Spooky.DeM...: *Nods* who is lying now eh ->Spooky.DeM...: now if he really likes you more than then he would do it Spooky.DeM...: He took one crush to crush about a fool ->Spooky.DeM...: lol..nice Spooky.DeM...: Oh yeah..he told me to that would get pist if he would to take you off his crush ->Spooky.DeM...: not yet...web cam Spooky.DeM...: Go figure..practice what they preach eh Spooky.DeM...: Evidently he's lying to himself.. ->Spooky.DeM...: pretty much Spooky.DeM...: Yeah he says.he will never believe what people say on the that include you and I ? Spooky.DeM...: Have you met him in person? ->Spooky.DeM...: yeah..he tells me that too but he also tells me he loves me Spooky.DeM...: He tells me that he likes me alot/ tons..and he dont like many people..which I dont blame him..I hate people too..however he cares what happenes to me.................Should I laugh ? Spooky.DeM...: Dont see how he can tell
This Is So Funny
I have a penis It’s up for rent It’s never abused It’s seldom spent One careful owner All of these years Keeping it clean No STD fears Not quite virgin stuff But rarely does ride And unless it is coaxed Does prefer to hide So come up and see And give it a go It may like your style And then maybe will grow If it gets much too hard Or shoots off too quick Just tickle again Or perhaps give a lick Then ready for more As pushes real deep You won’t want to let go My penis – you’ll keep It’s waiting to please you So roll up this way Women preferred I’m sorry – not gay Please rent it from me You’ll be satisfied Or your money refunded And I’ve lost my pride…
I Miss Her, But I Can Hear Her Heartbeat
My Bar Tab see all My Shoutbox Spooky.DeM...: Then I say.uhmm no..because I am not...then he tells me" well you are beautiful with a beautitful voice..AND..the 1st time I called him....he sends me a gift telling me..He loved talking to me..and would love to get to know me better ' ->Spooky.DeM...: nice ->Spooky.DeM...: omg ->Spooky.DeM...: what Spooky.DeM...: The fucker tells me that he is very sexually attractive to me and he would randomly tell me... " have I told you how beautiful u are today " ->Spooky.DeM...: I think he is trying to find someone to fill the void till I get there I don't know..but honeslty why would he care I get pissed he he took his crush off of me to put it on you unless..he is keeping his options open Spooky.DeM...: Damn good question ->Spooky.DeM...: I almost left my 3 kids 2 weeks ago to be with kids are the only reason I am not with him right now ->Spooky.DeM...: why would he denie it Spooky.DeM...: *Shakes head*........
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Types Of Orgasms
Descriptions of different types of orgasms, like definitions of orgasms are far from exact. There are no standard or universally identified types of orgasms and when you read about different styles or types of orgasms you are really just reading someone’s description of what they have either experienced themselves or observed in others. To make matters more complicated, most of the “types of orgasm” you read about these days are coming from someone trying to sell you a book, a toy, or a sexual lifestyle. Truly my least favorite type of orgasm is the “fad orgasm.” These are the orgasms created for marketing purposes to sell a book, DVD, or sex toy, which may be true for the one “sexpert” who is telling you about them, but may not ring true for you or anyone else. Rather than thinking of orgasms like products you can buy that come in economy, medium, or deluxe, I prefer to think of orgasms like snowflakes; no two are alike, they’re free, they melt in your mouth, and not even
Thanks From Tricky Dick
Thank YOU! Thank YOU! Thank You! Saving AbelAddictedMusic Video Codes By Music Make on Snapvine | Copy This I Want To Personally Thank Everyone Who Has Been There Through The Thick & Thin!!!
50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot
As i sat this afternoon counting the minutes so that i could walk from my office to my apartment I lazily watched my friends Red, Lou, his girl Sandy and several others fishing off the end of our dock here at the Thames. It made me smile to myself at the simplicity of life here on the river. I will never be rich monetarily of this I am most sure. My boss and several here on the Fu have money to burn on things I'll never even concieve of possessing. But that is really all they are arent they? Each day im the proud reciever of smiles, hugs, warm wishes, breakfast (yes breakfast), banter, sexual innuendo, free lobsters, sea bass, scallops and crab cakes and so much love and friendship that it can be overwhelming at times. As the boss and the other "have's" of this world run around trying to find money for their overspent budgets, decide between gucci and mark jacob's, figure out what overpriced vacation they are gonna take this month and whether to buy the "beamer" or the merc
Going To Ca To Visit Parents!
I'm heading out to the bay area to visit my parents. I will not be online out there as they don't use a computer. I'll be out of the net from this evening until the 18th of Jun. If you have a birthday, please drop me a message, so I can send you birthday wishes when I get back! Thanks, your Nutty69! :-)
Agem4life Hh 5/30 @ 7pm Fu-time 9pm Est!!
Well atleast when it comes to hosting Happy Hours that is!! I am hosting my very first happy hour tonight @ 10pm Eastern Standard Time (that's 7pm FU time). So, join me for a shot, a keg or hey even a Long Island Iced Tea! I'm not going to beg you to save your 11s nor am I giving out anything in a drawing or to the 100 fan. BUT what I am going to ask, is that if I have have visited your page in the almost 1 year and 1/2 that I have been on fubar, and shown you love (maybe even helped you level) then please visit my page tonight during my happy hour and show me some love. I'm on the road to God Mother and ALL the help I can get tonight would be GREATLY appreciated! OH! And after my happy hour, stick around because I am also hosting my first auction tonight! Auction folders will open @ 11pm (EST). This bulletin brought to you by ♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫ Find Out Who Your Friends AreBy Tracy LawrenceBest Video Codes
Im In A Fu Buck Giveaway That Ends On June 30 Plz Help
I entered to be apart of a Fu buck giveaway and need all the rates and plz show me some mad love and support... Click my pic link below and rate and comment as many times as u can to help me out...thanx i really appreciate it. Sexy N Wild Angeleyes
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, or about learning to dance in the rain...its about clawing your way through the mud and being grateful for the full body cleansing."
Im Confused
okay so im totally confused...there is someone i really like......but its starting to look like its the same old story......i dont get it....i mean fuck im not perfect but wtf man? what do i have to do????? damn this sucks......i wish this shit wouldnt happen but it looks like it is yet giving up now.....i cant take this shit again.........
tired of trying sick of crying yeah i'm smiling but inside i'm dying
New Day.. New Emotional Relief?
So for the last week I have tried really hard to try to write this blog. I didn't know where to start. So I'm just going to start where I know I can begin... I've been upset. I've given up on guys... For the time being at least... I seem to want these guys who have NO time for me because of their jobs. I tried desperately to find someone... And now I'm just tired of looking. The guy who made me cry-- the breaking down of the emotional wall I had built up-- was Dan. I had been interested in this guy Dan for a while now. And every time I would see him online I'd flirt. And he'd flirt back. And we had a couple of... instances :P So i was telling him the other week straight up-- I like you. And I want to try to have a relationship.. And he was like, "Wow... You've never really quite put it that bluntly before". And he said that he just eneded a little bit more time to work on his carrerr and then if something worked out-- something worked out... And he also w
Some Thoughts Of This Drummer...
Dream Mists ...for my dreams It waits...Lies Starless night, damp cold winds... A hint of something waiting, watching deep in the darkness... Faint movement - swirling, slowly swirling mists covering all, moving if as possessed of Beyond cold mind... Hints of forms, misty shapes half-seen, then gone... Here a twisted branch, there a blasted stump-- The dimly glowing mists swirl, spiral, coalesce... A reptilian flow, sinuous, coldly aware - The one beyond lies dreams and time looks back through its chilling eyes of glowing mist, the razor claws and teeth poised to tear and shred that which only dream mists can touch-- the living soul... A baleful knowing glare, awareness; cold, alien watchfulness freezing me where I stand; chilling mists swirling around me, encompassing me and the reptilian watcher... linked, one...LIES Slowl
Energy Alert - May 30 !
This is the newest installment.....enjoy! Greetings! Is anyone minding the store? Are things completely out of control? Why are some of us feeling vulnerable, fearful, lost without a rudder, with chaos abounding and perhaps wondering what in the world is going on? Has it become near impossible to put even a toe out there without having a strange and uncomfortable experience? Do we need to keep completely to ourselves behind a closed door with no interation with much of anything? Are we being taken advantage of and used for our love and kindness? Is there a sense of danger at every turn? Are things actually being monitored for our best outcomes and are we indeed being protected at all? And at the same time, are bits and pieces arriving for us if oh so slowly, for our new residency to become intact in the higher realms? After we finally reached this next plateau, weren’t we supposed to arrive in heaven on Earth? If we are indeed here in a higher vibration now, why is
Helped Me To F-lord
These people helped me level the most, thankyou all of you I love you DIRTY OLD MAN ;OWNER OF;LACEVIXEN78{SWEET}@ fubar The sweetest dirty old man I have ever met, you rock babes ~Forever Broken~ FU-OWNED BY "T"@ fubar Yeah the Sexiest woman ever on fubar.. you sooo kick a**, love you chicka Ðj P΀®¢€Ð ÐÅmÑåTÏØñ@HÕü§€ ؃ Ю€Åm§~~ØWÑ€®~~؃~~ ßË££ã~€ÑƒØ®¢€r@~Wï¢K£Ð~Ç¿üß~HøTTï€@ fubar The hottest man on fubar ever, and hey ladies, he is up for auction, check him out, thanks for helping luv and last but not least DJ 808Playboy@ Rêlêñtlꧧ RåÐïð&Member of FuBombers@ fubar One sexy man! and the sweetest of the sweet, help him level as well
Let Me Rise!
Am I on my own? Do you hear my voice? Seeking shelter To be free. When these crowds appear I just hide away. Is there someone here Watching me? Lift my heavy heart and help me fly! Heal my troubled soul and let me rise! Do I think too much? Do you feel the same? For I am weary I am tired. I try to find some light Where the cold wind blows. I see shadows Through the night. Lift my heavy heart Help me fly! Heal my troubled soul Let me rise!
Survey Swiped From The Russian
50 Odd ThingsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. Do you like blue cheese? no 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? no 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? once in a while i get the ocean water drink.. 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? no 6. What do you think of hot dogs? *gag* 7. Favorite Christmas song? Silver Bells 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? water or coffee 9. Can you do push ups? like ONE 10. Why do you post surveys? boredom 11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? my wedding ring 12. Favorite hobby? making bath products 13. Are your toes painted? not at the moment.. was thinking about doing them though 14. Do you have A.D.D.? nah 15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? just one? 16. Middle name? Lynn 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment i should work out, bored, will and grace is funny 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? i didn't buy nothin yesterday 19. Name 3 drinks you
Too Much Drama Already
this be a new month this be a new profile look forward to new a start without a hacker without a stalker without an argument no more being named a bitch for nothing i did am not stealing the boo i have my own boo no need to steal no more trying to get along with the impossible my wish to just spread friendship widely not hate
News Update!
well it has been a while since i have been on here and things have been great. for all of those who know me. you all know that Danijel (Craven) and I have been planning on getting married and all the issues that interfered.. well.... The date has been set! we will be married July 7th, 2008 (the day we met on FUBAR). In NYC. all of the details have not been finished and there will be tons of pics that i will post. Being with him has been amazing and we are more in love than we ever were before. I am so happy all of this has a happy ending. all of you that i hold so dearly will all get invites some of you will be able to make it.. some not.. thats ok.. we are gonna video tape the whole thing and send a copy to those that couldn't make it. Thank you all again for the support we both needed in our worst of times.. you will all remain in our hearts forever. XOXOX Alyssa
I'm Up For Auction.. Plz Take A Look N Make A Bid. Ty Tappinit For The Awesome Bulletin!
AngelGurl is up for Auction !! Bid on this EXTREMELY sweet Fu. She is truly an Angel. She can sure offer it up too~~ Check out that amazing offer! Her auction page is here ...... Brought to ya by Tappinit : Tappinit ~ Bail Bondsman to trouble_4_real@ fubar Angel - shaggy
Honor, Loyalty And Trust
Honor, Loyalty and Trust Wishing for a Love that can be trusted with every part of my Heart and Soul, Looking for a Love that will defend that Love with everything that they are, Dreaming of a Love that will stand by me against all others till the end of time, Hoping for a Love that will place my Heart before any other, Yearning for a Love that will weather all things good and ill, Searching for a Love that is willing to walk with me through all the damage of My Past, Craving a Love to walk by My side in this journey called Life, Thinking of a Love that can Heal this broken Heart of Mine, Longing for a Love that Burns with intense Passion, Seeking for a Love that will cross the barriers of Life itself, Needing a Love that will bring in Light into the Darkest places of my Soul, Wanting a Love that is based on Honor, Loyalty and Trust, Willing to give all these things in the Name of Love! Mordechai
This Was Written Long Ago
DISCLAIMER : THIS WAS WRITTEN LONG AGO! I HAVE BEEN REQUESTED BY MY BABY GIRL TO REPOST SO OF THE WRITINGS FROM MY OLD PROFILE SO HERE THEY ARE. COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME. I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL FEED BACK! PEACE ! DISCLAIMER: so I am going to just let out a torrent of thoughts might disgust you or make you cringe in empathy. so before you go any further think carefully upon this one question.."Do I wish to enter the mind, heart and spirit of such a tormented and broken man?" if the answer is yes then maybe you need as much help as I do. now allow me to open the door to the abyss of what was once my life. cross my hands with 2 silver pieces for I am your ferryman for this journey. you toll has been met, now the way is open to you. As you step up to the door you see a sign which simply states : surrender all hope ye who seek to enter this domain. and the door slowly opens to darkness. as you step into the darkness you see what appears to be a dark maroon glow in the distance. yo
Beautiful Sorrow
Beautiful Sorrow thru the haze of emotional anguish and inner turmoil, a voice of an old friend and mentor speaks and break thru the fog of despair, her words were this. my dreams they haunt me and i cry to the winds what would you do spirits that hound me what would you do should Aphrodite truly give up on love... if i hurl myself to the deviant and spiteful... to live upon their hating lust alone and ne'er again would the goddess that brings faith in all that could be rise to give hope to the lovelorn again, does mt olympus threaten me to stay where i cannot find what they desperately say i must cling to?! will i sleep and rise in acceptance of hopeless fate, or does Aphrodite wake to a new day again and remain true to her nature? ... such ache it is to be without love... such emptiness to truly believe life is without it my response to my mentors voice is as follows, beautiful sorrow tho our spirits may be crushed but never shall they be destroyed for within the s
Why is it I see you in times unmet? Is it because love hasnt been seen yet? Your soul,Whispers quietly to me. My heart is forever longing to see. Your passion~unfolds to mine. This love I see~ is so uncommonly blind. My mind wanders~ to see you true. To see your soul.. filled anew. Is it true? really real? I need to know what you truely feel. Spoken freely~uncontrolled. For only my heart to keep ahold. Time goes by~waiting for this moment. Waiting for this availment. Happy and content is where you take me. In your soul I feel so free. For now I quietly wait. For this will be my soulmate. A wonderous world I walk through. Waiting for this love to be true. Your soul,whispers to me. My heart cannot wait to see © Angel
Stressed Out!
Ok so lets see here, where do I start. Ok, so I just recently moved to another state with my boyfriend. It hasnt really been that big of a move, but I know NO ONE here. I hate my job and I miss my friends and family. He is happy here and loves his job. I have been seriously thinking about moving back home but I know if I do that then our relationship would be over. All my friends and family would be so happy about that but I dont know how I would feel about it. I dont know if I would feel relieved or crushed. I love him to pieces but I am scared that it is more of a comfort zone now. I have an issue and many people do...I am scared to be alone. I know I am not the prettiest thing and I am far from being skinny. I just feel that these days guys look at "Thick" chicks and are grossed out. Well sorry for that. I am starting to get to the point in my life where if you do not like me then you can seriously kiss my ass because I am so tired of trying to make everyone else happy a
Ive Had A Bad Day
is the grass greener on the fence's other side or do things get meaner being happy has been tried so what keeps it up if not a matter of pride I feel the pain of years i am all man and hold back the tears buy not the toughest around can i cut myslef and i bleed i may not even know but when pain is from need the blood doesnt show the hurt is undefined i cant put my finger on it is always there to remind as often as the sun i had a bad day there was anger and shouts sometimes things work that way when you are full of doubts hold on tightly or let it go things can get unsightly more than u know life is a sequence of events problems and pain no suicide attempts im not insane but when the hurt starts and i feel the loss my heart is torn in parts and feels like it has been run across what can i do where should i go is love really true i whish i could know
My First Auction....
I'm in my very first auction... Not sure how I even got talked into it... but here I am! Just click on the link below and place your bid. Be sure to check out all the others in the auction as well! Thank you ALL in advance! All bids are welcome... and appreciated! The higher the bid, the more things I will throw in!
James Made Me Do It Kinda
50 Odd ThingsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. Do you like blue cheese? yes 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? no 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? cherry 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? no 6. What do you think of hot dogs? eh they are food when there is nothing else 7. Favorite Christmas song? silent night 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? mt dew 9. Can you do push ups? yes 10. Why do you post surveys? boredom 11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? my class ring 12. Favorite hobby? playing video games 13. Are your toes painted? no 14. Do you have A.D.D.? no 15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? all of them 16. Middle name? ann 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment nothing 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? sweet tea ,final fantasy 12,dinner @bk 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? mt dew ,tea,kool aid 20. Current worry? too much to list 21. Current hate right n
ok 1st Member of Tearzers Lounge That gets 30 ppl in the lounge and they join i will give them $20,000 fubucks!!! If u r playing PLZ send me a message...They must say who invited them!!! get ready, set, GO!!!!!!!!
Epiphany May 2004
AT about 2:00AM I had a surge of energy and woke from a deep sleep. I was trembling, suddenly, my thoughts were directed toward my behavior as a dad. It became so apparent the mistakes I have made and the changes i needed to make. I realized that lying even about insignificant things is a cage. The truth is easier to remember. So, I purged and confessed the wrongs and sought forgiveness from those I mistreated. It was like freeing up space on my harddrive. Honesty is important to me, and I am a human lie detector. I have studied human behavior well before I began working toward a bachelor's degree in that field. I also treasure modesty. Wisdom can not be fully acheived if pride controls behavior. I am also well into learning how to speak and communicate in Spanish. I have interests in the Carib and need to be able to communicate/negotiate in both languages. Finally, I choose to believe. I believe. I believe because i have external evidence to support what
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So Disappointed!
I am extremely disappointed in those around me. Whether they be friends, coworkers, family, etc. I've been fundraising for the Relay for Life since March. In the past 3 months, I've collected $20.00. I've literally contacted thousands of people through emails, bulletins, phone calls, invites, blog postings, face to face contact, etc. I've collected $20.00. That is pathetic! I'm so disappointed. I've gotten sad story after sad story about this and that and the gas prices and the economy and people losing their jobs. I too am effected by ALL of these things! I am aware of what's going on in the economy today. I work with people and their money EVERY day! What sickens me is that WE all have the money to survive and live. It's ALL the money that we ALL waste! I see it every day. I work with people on budgeting and expenses. We are a country of gluttony and greed. If every one of these people would have just donated a dollar, just a dollar, I would have more than ma
Hit Boo Boos Page!
My First Contest
So i'm in my first contset. The person who gets first 40000 comments, gets a Vip for 3 month's. Please help me, because, 40000 is a lot..... See And look there for my picture of course. I really need your help Love Tica
Contest Dream Team Need Help
FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO U CANT GET THEM BACK SO I'M GOING TO TIE U TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE U. SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME! SEE HOW MANY U GET BACK ___888888888888888_________________ __888888822222228888________________ _888888222I2222288888_______________ 888888222222222228888822228888______ 888882222222222222288222222222888___ 88888222222222LUV22222222222222288__ _8888822222222222222222222222222_88_ __88888222222222222222U22222222__888 ___888822222222222222222222222___888 ____8888222222222222222222222____888 _____8888222222222222222222_____888_ ______8882222222222222222_____8888__ _______888822222222222______888888__ ________8888882222______88888888____ _________888888_____888888888_______ __________88888888888888____________ ___________888888888________________ ____________888888__________________ _____________8888___________________ ______________88____________________ ______________8_____________________ ______________
Oh Look.. Another One
yall know the routine... Mephistoph...: Tramp bye ->Mephistoph...: just disappear! *poof* Mephistoph...: Are you trying to scary me with that????? ->Mephistoph...: no but i have a knife that likes to castrate people who ask me if i have a webcam... anymore questions? Mephistoph...: got a webcam ->Mephistoph...: hm? Mephistoph...: can i ask a favor ->Mephistoph...: *waves..* Mephistoph...: hello so... how am i a tramp *scratches head*
Thank You!
THANK YOU...each and everyone of yaz. Never in a million years would I have thought less than 15 minutes into my HH that yaz all would have me leveled. You are incredible. To my family..thank you for being on my page day after day rating my stuff and never giving up hope. It's because of yaz that I look forward to coming on here each day! Thank you to the Shadow Levelers!! To the Spankers Club...Club United and 25 To Life for all the support. And to the many of yaz who blinged me (and blinged me again AND again) I love yaz. For once you have managed to make this GEM speechless. **hugs** Donna
So You Saw Me Naked
Ok I Apparently Lied
If you want to know what I lied about, check my blog entry "Cleansing and Purging" I lied about the sobriety thing. I've fallen back on old habits. In fact, a friend of mine sorta described what i'm doing... so here's what he said, that was extremely insightful... "You give and you give… you do all and give all to the best of your abilities and knowledge and yet its not enough… and so all you do is Fuck and Hope that it is enough…" It's sad but true. Anyways, I apparently cannot stop being bitter. really all i want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same. Anyways... this has been a bad day. And i've only been up for two hours. ugh *head desks* I cannot run away, fading slowly, ~Lisa
My Thoughts
ASSURANCE Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, ‘Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.’ The little girl said, ‘No, Dad. You hold my hand.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ Asked the puzzled father. ‘There’s a big difference,’ replied the little girl. ‘If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.’ In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours… This message is too short……but carries a lot of Feelings. ......
Have A Q
do you think i would be better looking with short buzz cute longer buzz cut business mans cut or long hair feel free to rate and comment
Help A Dream Team Member With Love First Contest Ty
Tune In!!!!!
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol &; Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the f
Gone For A Bit
Calender Pin-up Contest
A friend asked me to help a friend and vote for a contest she is in. The thing is, it ends today and You can only vote from your IP address PLEASE, go to and register your email and vote for JEN ANN TONIC. She needs as many votes as possible to win the calendar pin-up contest. Let me know the email you registered with and the password and I will give you 5,000 fu-bucks
Rose Video Made For Me By Rose Ty Xoxo
Please Help Her Out
Friday Night Fun
Played darts with some neighbors and my daughter last night. We have a set up in the garage so we tend to blast music, toss back shots of whisky, drink ice cold beer and see if anyone can beat me! hahaha! And yes, most men think that because of the boobs or the look or something that I'm not going to be very good at anything but sex and its just so much fun to put that little myth to rest. Of course it doesn't hurt to throw them darts in a halter top and shorts! By midnight I'd won all but one game and my daughter had to have won that by sheer luck...LOL! By 11pm I was pretty buzzed but you just seem to throw better the 'looser' you get ya know what I mean? So a lil past midnight it was time to turn the music down and the neighbors were wanting to go home and I was craving some of that nasty fast food that I just won't eat any other time but late at night after I have a good buzz we drove to Jack in the Crack and I was lit (she was driving) and laughing my ass OFF...
Fu-angels Team 1 Karen Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~
Bomb My Contest!!
My contest is open..I need tons of rates and comments..please help!! Love you guys..xoxo
Bully Help
ok friends! i would like to learn how to post bully's with all the neato graphics and stuff! i'm a clueless wonder when it comes to this! anybody willing to help? thanks in advance!!
New Big Sexy Bully
Ha Fkin Ha
Phone Call Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you! MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are lo
Well, in this case she is! ☆™©CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ~ ☆Just Me☆@ fubar CantSleepClownsWillEatMe is hosting her first auction! The auction will be a one day auction held on Wednesday, June 4th. It will open at 12am fu-time and go for 24 hours. All Entries must be received by noon on Tuesday! Send the pic you want used and what you are offering to... Miss Andi Owner of βûṨṪḜṞ ἯὛṁḁᾔ@ fubar I'll make a great tag for you to post and get your bidders in! (repost of original by 'Miss Andi Owner of βûṨṪḜṞ ἯὛṁḁᾔ' on '2008-05-31 12:46:23')
Fubar.... *shakes Head*
The more I think about this site the more it gets under my skin. Before the question is asked, let me answer. I'm only here because I'm bored, and given the entertainment factor has worn to nearly nothing I'll likely be gone soon anyway. And lets face it, this site never had much in the way of entertainment value to start with. The thing is, this site's draw is supposed to be that it's like an online bar... But swearing, talking about drugs, or alcohol, and several other "adult" things are not allowed (at random mind you). The irony, is that the developers are a bunch of immature hacks who have sprinkled these same elements throughout the code as :official: error messages. This site has confused it's identity so much it has fallen to a bunch of off-the-cuff-decisions made by a bunch of self-important bouncers who have been given a small amount of power over the site. This of course means they have to blow their abillties so out of proportion compared to their capabillitie
Fu-angels Team 2 Angelgurl And A Gem4life Just Got There Halo!!!
Ha Fkin Ha 2
Dear Abby... Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to reall
Evidently, there is life beyond our solar system and apparently they don't like us
Well... Just wanted to see actually how many people would actually look to see what I had to say. Check it out and see who my real friends are. Love this song by the way... If you like it, let me know... Don't be afraid to post a comment. Hell, I don't bite! Citizen Soldiers - Three Doors Down
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nothing i do is right only wrong feelings of worthlessness surround me A river of tears fall within my mind depression caresses my soul like a shark with its prey silently stalking ready to attack make it stop i yell but noone is listening I am unimportant not worth being around boring] with nothing to say why do i even exsist? I hate feeling like this I just want it all to end someone anyone make it quit quiet the voices end the nightmares just stop
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Ever wonder why friends come and go so quickly?
Why do we love the ones that want noting to do with us and ignore the ones that wants everything to do with us?
One Without The Other
You can't have Love without Passion, Witout having Dark & Light, Ups & Downs, Or Right without Wrong!! Love & Passion is what I live for! No longer feeling trapped or alone, In a dead marriage. Alive & vibrant is how I feel. Needing, Wanting, Feeling so much more!! Waiting to see what the future holds in store!! Hoping & praying for my Soulmate to appear. In time it will happen, I know it & feel it!! True Love & Passion Awaits Me!!! I am alive to feel all there is to feel, Pain, Passion, Love & More are all mine & I welcome them all & more!!
Its All About Me!!!!!
Why I Have Beengone
Well as most of you know I have been sick on and off since last May. I have had pnemonia twice last year and bronchitis several times. Well I went to a new Dr. yesterday to get a fresh out look on all this. I was diagnosed with COPD. Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a lung disease in which the lungs are damaged, making it hard to breathe. In COPD, the airways—the tubes that carry air in and out of your lungs—are partly obstructed, making it difficult to get air in and out. COPD develops slowly, and it may be many years before you notice symptoms like feeling short of breath. Most of the time, COPD is diagnosed in middle-aged or older people. COPD is a major cause of death and illness, and it is the fourth leading cause of death in the United States and throughout the world. There is no cure for COPD. The damage to your airways and lungs cannot be reversed, but there are things you can do to feel better and slow the damage. He basically told me if
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wat is up..? SO Im kool...Im guud.! Miss ya. I still luv Ya. owh well here it is then. Va lele,tapuni malulu. Gao gao. faigata. Ele alofa ia te a'u.? U oute alofa ia te oe.!! fa'atasi ill be back...gotta run an errand.! ill finish laterz.
Working Weekend
It's really a bi*** when you have to take work home and do it on the weekend, missing out on stuff with your friends just you and your little lonesome. The great thing about that is I just put on my playlist and relax and do what I have to do, stopping from time to visit all my friends here. Today, for some reason (God only knows, these thoughts pop into my mind at random, lol) I heard "Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel, and was thinking of how in this day and age we do more and more communicating by internet and email, how we are robbed of the human touch, even though some touch us very deeply, though this is very rare. So to all of you I say reach out to the person next to you, say something nice to them or help them out, you will be surprised how grateful we will be.
Sunny Days.
ok here we go getting into ones feelings and wearing them on your sleve, you show interest in a person and you feel that there is a connection even if they are over 2000 miles apart but you talk and joke around but then this other person just no longer seams to want to talk with you and you wonder what you may have done and still cant figure it out but when you let the person know and they just dont respond then you just need to let it go and go on but sometimes it is very hard so i hope that who ever reads this will understand what feelings can get messed up when they are worn on the sleeve so often
To My Fuhusband(real Life Boyfriend)
You came into my life,when life wasn't so great,and made me laugh.You set my soul on fire with everything you have ever written to me.You melted my heart like a river of lava,and nothing with cool it off.You sing to me with pen in hand,and that is priceless moments,of precious memories.Your voice is like a gentle breeze,brushing against my flesh,and that within itself,means so much to me.You fill my world with pleasure,and ask nothing of me.You have given yourself to me,in a way no one else could comprehend,and that makes me appreciate thee.But,most of all you gave me your heart,full of love,and without a doubt,and that within itself,is my destiny .There is no words that can be spoken when two becomes one,it just happens.It fills the senses,and burns the soul.It gives the spirit within the man, the woman,emotion beyond compare.I do know this my darlin,my dear.You,within my world is all I need. Terry I love thee with all that i am,heart soul,body,and mind.And all I can say is that you
Morphs/ Anime Pics
I see everyone with them. I want some one to make me one.. :( Is there a program or something ? Help anyone? Um ill pay, I guess LOL... 10,000 fubucks to the best one :) Diamond
Oh Gossip
at work kills me. and I hate lots of people who think that they can tell me what to do, or try to be tricky with me, fuck trick bitches. Why is work such a fuckin trip. Damn. I'm sooo tired though. I need sleep. NOW! ps. new pics. ;)
What U Mean To Me
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within my eyes you'll see much hurt, and joy, life and such I live from my heart, it sounds ideal for the wickedness of people turns my wheel how many times will I get hurt before I turn to stone, and shut all out I can't believe I try so hard get slapped in my face and never see the wild card why is it wickedness that rules the day gets all the goods, and breaks today I show the world a little kindness and good in the end I should just be hood maybe then I will get my dues doubt it though, cuz I allways lose my spirit is not broken, but maybe close without my heart, I can't live my babies I miss, can't stand her choice's take them away... without reason or voice's a gapping hole where my heart once was filled with nothing, for nothing can replace the love of a child, and the innocence in thier face
Well Lessons Learned
Lessons learned once more I thought I could trust but guess what that aint gonna happen agian... well well life is to short agian for me to worry about things. Wrecked my car and alot of shit my life is heading back down once agian.. will i pick it up yes i always do. But I will never trust again.
It's Saturaday Night
Saturday night So it is Saturday night, I am off work and I am home....alone. I don't want to be alone, I am so tired of being alone. I am tired of everytime I think that I have found someone, someone that I can share things with, someone I can laugh with and cry with....they seem to desert me. I am so tired of being deserted. I am so tired of feeling as if I am disposeable. Why can't I seem to find someone that wants to be with me, that is excited to see me and can't wait to talk to me or be with me. sometimes I just think what the hell is wrong with me, why can't a man want me.....
Silence Kills
Silence Kills They say silence is golden, They have never heard silence from a loved one. They have never felt silence when it strikes out like a club to knock you flat. They have never felt the loneliness within that silence. They have no idea of what they say because simply Silence Kills. Stephen
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Rain Rain washes away the tears, Rain hides my fears, Rain echoes my pain, Rain calls forth my inner darkness, Rain lays bare my new wounds, Rain cleans away the grime of my Charred Soul, Rain whispers to the voices in my Blackened Heart, Rain drowns my Spirit in waves of deep Depression, As all things even the rain must end. Mordechai Havic AKA: Anti-Cupid
Made Love To Your Mind
Can I lick your lips? Can I feel the sway of your hips? Can I bathe in the flow of your love? One moments kiss, takes me to this ejaculatory feeling. Your breath upon me, feeding my fire, don`t stop.. Can I lick your lips? Above and below...let me taste the flow... Shockwaves of exstacy electrifying my mind. Groans of pure pleasure as I grab you from behind. I fill you up...first fast and then slow. My moments in the place I call heaven below. Legs entwined, as we become one, no rest, just pure lust till the night is done. Can I take a walk in your mind taking you on paths of unadulterated bliss? Talking of things to make you forget your name...putting XXX movies to shame. Kissing places you never knew you had. Quaking got me feening bad. Love motions, potions, and juices mixing as we slowly grind. First action coming, before I had your body...... I made love to your mind
Hot (caution Nsfw)
Love me, suck me taunt me, tease me please me pleasure me take me as yours. lick me,finger me torture me, tanalize me, seduce me, ravish me, for i am weak to your touch. Kiss me, tongue me savor me, remember me taste me, juicy me i am wet to your touch. Luscious me, delicious me suculant me, tasty me devour me, plunge me taste my inner seed. postion me, enter me in me, touching me, fuck me, pound me make me scream your name. ram me, hump me pump me, screw me make me... scream so loud wet me....for i am a flood. Finish me, fill me up with your sweet cum plunge me, one more time to make sure your done.
The Poetry Of My Lovers Hand
The poetry of my lover's hands write upon me, line and verse. And upon her prose, my heart, like a babe, it does nurse. One hunger sated, another grows. With but a look, my lover knows. Her warmth slowly draws atop. Taken in fully, she'll stop. Gentle palms hold me down. Moon lit skin, bare of gown. With ease and beauty born of flesh. The heat of her passions cause me to thrash. The motion of her hips, soon to be my undoing. My wild desires violently pooling. The dam of my loins burst free. Broken through by none other than she. And with my seed now spent. She does sweetly relent. Breast upon my ear. Her heart for me to hear. To a tomultuous tribal drum I do swear A chant of 'I want you near, always near.
Passion Released
Pasion Released Placing myself in your care Intimacy and passion to share Feeling your gaze upon me Warmth, love, and beauty Your fingertips trace my arms A tingling whisper upon my skin As we look into each other’s eyes Any hesitations released in a sigh Giving myself up to you tonight You stir a passion I’m helpless to withhold You’ve awakened a hunger in my soul Feel my body, play it well Release me from within my shell Your sweet touch makes my body sing Fire flowing throughout my being I want to let go, release my control Give myself over to your desires I want to make love, I want more I am yours to explore I will follow your lead I will do as you say If you are kind and careful You can have your way Our bodies together, so bright, so hot Oh, I don’t want you to stop I feel so alive I want you so much Kiss me deeply give me your touch I am yours tonight Take me to the height Our passions will soar Our bodies in harmon
Who To Bomb
GIVEAWAYS [In Order Of Bombing] PATCHES [Needs a total of 45,000] GREEKBOY [Needs 29,500] ADDICTIVE [Needs 14,500] DJ ARMY MEDIC [Needs 14,500] Let's throw some comments every day on this one because she is not in the same contest as the rest of us and didn't start at the same time. SOUTHERN STUNNA [Needs 46736 to go as of May 24] YOUR ULTIMATE DESIRE [Ne
Tlg Staff Guidelines
STAFF GUIDELINES GREETER GUIDELINES Those with the title of Greeter, Host, Hostess, Bartender, Dancer etc. work under the direction of the Head greeter or VP of Hospitality. These are perhaps the most vital positions in terms of keeping the lounge welcoming and fun place to be. Greeters greet people as they enter the room, encourage visitors to subscribe to the lounge, make conversation, basically be polite and make them feel welcome. As has been the tradition in our lounge, it is my hope that ALL staff that are active in the lounge at any given time would greet people as they enter. But those with these positions should make it their primary task. This isn’t to say that greeters won’t be allowed to promote the lounge, they just need to be sure to be also paying attention to what is going on in the lounge. At times greeters may be forced to take actions that normally fall under the guise of security. Please see the guidelines for using moderator functions in the Secur
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Why is it so god damn hard to find a person who treats you the way you actually want to be treated? Is there something genetically wrong with our species that makes it impossible for us to be caring and compassionate mammals, who are capable of such higher thought, and yet are also capable of destroying a fellow human being with simple words or actions. Why? What makes us desire to injure others this way, knowing full well that if the tables were reversed, we would be hurting and the predator would be left laughing. I am beginning to wonder if being sweet and kind are actually the way to go. Men don't seem to respond well to this natural instinct to soften and bend. They seem to thrive only when verbally assaulted, viciously attacked, and generally whipped into a slobbering tizzy. Must I apply the whip? Must I scream and fight tooth and nail for common decency? Must I truly return to that woman who mocks men with her malicious words, and who is more comfortable destroying tha
Hotel Bill?????
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager. The manager enters the conversation and explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which were available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains that they could have taken in one of the shows which the hotel is famous for. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," explains the manager. No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replie
Our Love
Our Love by LateNiteFantasy© Our story started one beautiful day, with a passion as hot as any in May. We’ve shared stories, memories, and day dreams. Along with the good times, there’s been sadness it seems. Each holding on to the other so tight. Looking for strength and understanding to help in their fight. For without each others love and compassion, Our journey would end in tragic fashion. I thank God each time as I look in your eyes, and see a love gleaming brightly like stars in the skies. For while we’re together I can’t be blue. Because I know in my heart your love is true. And with all of my feelings I must say, I’ll love you forever, day upon day. So Sweetheart don’t worry and fear. My love for you always will be here. So when you look upon nature and see a butterfly, remember I’ll love you forever, even after I die. But for now we’ll keep smiling, hugging, and playing loves game. And praying for happiness, in Jesus name.
Why Do People Think You Join Fubar Just For Sexual Reasons?
Why do people think you join this site just for sexual purposes? I joined just for the fun of it. I'm not here looking for one night stands or a fun romp in the hay. I like meeting people period. Is that so wrong? And another thing, why do people have to judge. I mean I know it's only human nature, but it gets a bit carried away. Yes, I'm sure we'd all like to have a trophy stuck to our arm, but WAKE UP people. We weren't all made alike. That's what makes life interesting, or so I thought. Yeah I'm no super model by any means and I'm not claiming to be. And just because I have sexy pics doesn't mean I'm going to jump right in bed with anyone. I think I have more morals than that. Don't always judge a book by it's cover. You might be surprised by what's inside.
Ok, so I get a message in the shout box tonight from a guy I don't know. I know!! Never happens, right?! He lives in Buffalo, Ny and I live in Columbus, Oh. Well, in the 'burbs anyway. And he says I can buy him a drink when he's in Cleveland. Told him I don't live in Cleveland. Told him I was in Columbus. He said he would come to Columbus then to let me buy him a drink. For one, I don't buy guys I don't know a drink. And two, I don't know him!! SO I think he got pissed at me when I told him I don't meet strange men I don't know. Have chatted with this guy once for a few minutes. In my book, that friends it does not make. The point of my lettin off some steam is: Is that grounds to block me? Was very nice about it. I do my best to be friendly and polite to everyone, unless you're a jerk to me first, then you were the one who started it!! Tried a few times to tell him that I was just out of a relationship and was not looking to "hook up" with anyone and my m
Fubar Blows
DELETING FUBAR ADIOS NO one on here wants to get together i dont need an ego boost or someone to tell me im cool i know i am later on peopel have fun.

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