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Little Johnny And Suzy
Little Johnny and Suzie play on the swing set every day after school. One day, little Johnny goes home after school and asks his father, "What’s this thing between my legs, daddy?" His father replies, "That's your truck, son. You want to park that in a girl's garage" The very same day, Suzie goes home and asks her mother, "Mommy, what's this between my legs?" Her mother smiles and replies, "That is your garage, honey. You NEVER want to let a boy park his truck in there." Both of the kids go to school the next day, and like always, they play on the swing set afterwards. Suzie goes home after a while, and her mother is shocked to see blood all over Suzie's face and clothes. "Suzie, What happened??" She cried. "Oh nothing, mom. Little Johnny tried to park his truck in my garage, so I bit off his back two tires!!"

Yeah I'm A Noob
ok so i am new here.. but i will post random bloggy things here when i think of them.... I usually blog on myspace. yes i am addicted to myspace.. its ok... Soo recent thingies... um... i am engaged. WOOT the boy finnally admitted to himself and me that he is in love with his bestest friend and wants to spend forever together. Only took a year LMAO... i am getting a car in the near future.. cuz mine died.. over all life is good.. nothing to TOO major has pooped on me lately LOL... and um... yeah i am still playing with my profile here so bear with me

Hey All .. First Blog Here ..so Lets Do This Rught
Hello all my little Seanites... Since you all dont knwo who i am .. seeing how i have only been here for oh.. about 2 days now .. much love from all the people here so far.. and much love back at you all .. but now to get to the point of the matter .. which is really bad and or really awesome pick up lines.. dont worry ladies .. these i will not try to use them on you... but what i would liek to see is for people to come up with the best.. or worst lines they have ever heard.. here i will start you off with a few of my personal favorites 1.)The C.I.A is after my penis .. can you help me hide it 2.) I got a penis....you got a Vagina ... what see if they like each other? 3. So i was thinking that we could go out for pizza ...maybe have some sex... 4. Hey baby wanna wrestle? Now the rest is up to you my babies.....make daddy proud.... Go forth and bring daddy home some jewels..

First One
Ok, so here's my first blog, ever. Not much I'm gonna say right now until I figure out something to actually say.. Thanks to all those that have added me as a friend, and it was nice talking to those that I have talked to.

Some Of My Old Poems
Special Friend Poems When you feel the breeze on ur skin know that im there When u hear a whisper that sounds like your name know im there when life gets u down and u think no one is around dont be a fraid im there When u feel all alone in the world know that im there When you fell the gentle breeze on a summer nites thats me caressing you When the light flinker and u wonder whats up know its me saying im here When the first snow flake drops dont cringe know its my way of saying im here When the spring rain starts on ur way to the park know its my way of saying im there When you need me the most rember im just a dream away i will always be in your heart

Depressed
I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT HAS BEEN A PART OF MY PREGNANCY IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER....I HAD A MISCARRIAGE. I AM TRYING TO COPE WITH IT THE BEST I CAN...BUT IT'S HARD. I HAVE A GREAT MAN THAT IS TRYING TO HELP ME AS MUCH AS HE CAN...I LOVE YOU BABY!!! LOVE YOU ALL, SAM

Philosophy ... Passing Matters
...PASSING MATTERS... LOVE is a passing matter; others passed this way before, passing passion and delight, passing moments of despair, passing ‘round the curve of time _ _ _ _ _ to find, life’s passing matters matter not. THOUGHT is a passing matter; passing passersby unseen, I pass in crowded Solitude, knowing as I pass alone, ALL pass alone, together, alone arriving at the thought, Life’s passing matters not. LIFE is a passing matter; all are merely passersby, passing to a bend in time, where passing matters, that passing mattered so, will matter (not) again to passing passersby. … passing Life in Thought, I see, Love’s passing mattered most … … to me … ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Rhey W. Hedges, February 8, 1981

Cows
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at

Amish Hand Warmer
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding i an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes.

Some Differences And Similarities Between Japan And Canada
Some Differences and Similarities Between Japan and Canada It has been one and half year since I arrived in Canada. I have experienced lots of differences since then. Sometimes they made me laugh, happy, or upset. I would like to talk about differences and also similarities between Japan and Canada through my experiences. The differences basically categorized into tow groups : one is people's behavior or characters difference and the other is cultures difference. First, people's behavior is quite different between Japanese and Canadian. Japanese people are quite shy people to express our feeling directly, consider other peoples reaction so much, or afraid of being said No by other people. Instead of saying directly to other people, we tend to guess what other people think about or feel. We try to match or compromise with other people even if we had strong arguments. On the other hand Canadian people express their feeling or opinion directly to understand each other. They don't n

Hmmmmmmm........well
OK, well im sad to say i have been kicked out of the mortal angels family.......HOW THE HELL DO U GET KICKED OUT OF A FAMILY I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE...LEAVE IT TO ME ....EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS IM IN THE STICKS AND THERE NOT WITH THE TIMES IM ON DIAL UP I DONT SIT AT THE COMPUTER 24/7 I HAVE KIDS AND A HOME SO ITS HARD TO TEND TO ALL THE SHIT THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE THE ONES WHO KNOW ME ALSO EXCEPT ME FOR ME AND NO IM A SLOW ASS BUT I GET TO IT SOONER OR LATER....MEET SUM GREAT PEOPLE THOE WHILE I WAS INCLUDED .......IM BUMFUZZLED ON HOW YOU CAN WANT A FAMILY AND NOT BE PATIENT BECAUSE ONE CANT GET TO THE STUFF THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AT THE VERY MOMENT ENOUGH SAID AOUT THAT!! I WATCHED FORREST GUMP LAST NIGHT I LOVE THE SAYING "LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA GET" YES I KNOW IM EAISLY AMUSED BUT I DIDNT HAVE TO BAKE 100 FUCKIN CUPCAKES EITHER SO THATS COOL.....WHY IS THAT KIDS SIGN U UP FOR THAT SHIT NOW MY GIRL IS DOING 4-H YEAH YOU KNOW HOW WIL

Behind In Two *pouts*
make sure ya click on the link thats below pic to read poem.....comment bomb is aloud but where votes and rates matter are where the pic is. so please b sure to leave the love on the pic not the poem...not far behind on this one at all > > Crazzy lil **M.I.L.F** > > > > CLICK HERE TO READ AND COMMENT THE POEM!!! have to add this one too doin awsome in it and pretty far behind, please show the love in the blue eyes contest too if ya can...and damn i think these the last ones i am joining....lmfaro

Note To The "new" Girl...
Jen, When two people are gone at lunch that is not a good time to go take a smoke break or chat it up in the back. I hope you were able to hear the irritation in my voice when I paged you for a call. I think if you didn't hear it you must have been the only one. --Juliette (who has seniority over your bitchy-ass)

Green Eggs & Ham!!
Leave it to Rachel Ray to publish an actual recipe for Green Eggs and Ham!! LOL.... I noticed that it calls for cilantro leaves which may not suit the taste of anyone who isn't from the South; however, I think it will still have the greenish coloring from the avocados alone. :) Found in Nov 2006's issue of Everyday with Rachel Ray magazine: GREEN EGGS & HAM 8 SERVINGS PREP TIME - 15 mins COOK TIME - 1 hr 20 mins (Adapted from the Green Eggs and Ham Cookbook, $17, Random House) 1 fully cooked bone-in smoked home (6-8 pounds) 3/4 cup mint or apple jelly 3 medium tomatillos, finely chopped 3/4 cup cilantro leaves, finely chopped 3 ripe avocados, halved and pitted Juice of 2 limes 1 teaspoon salt 4 tablespoons unsalted butter 8 large eggs 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Place the ham in a roasting pan with 1 cup water and bake until heated through, about 1 hour. Let the ham cool slightly, about 10 mins. 2. Meanwhile, in a small saucepan, melt the j

Woman's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

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Hahaha...more Jokes
MOMMIES BLACK SPONGE Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!" ________________________________________________ DANCE WITH ME Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl." The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken shit." So the man approaches the love

What My Eyes Show
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Eyes full of Pain58%Passion58%Mysterious50%Diamond Eyes42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Sum Good Advice
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been poasted for you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name ca

~taking You In~
~Taking you in~ Current mood: awake Category: Writing and Poetry As i lay besisde you~ My eyes take you all in~ Black hair shining in the light~ Makes me want to run my fingers through it~ Eyes as blue as the sea~ Eyes i could drown in~ Soft full lips~ Lips i long to taste~ Your chest, so strong~ I long to have my head there, feeling you take every breath~ Your stomach~ I want to run these fingers and lips across it~ I love everything about you~ Such a strong man~ Such a desirable man~ I want you~ Close to me~ Lips on me~ Tasting me~ Hands all over me~ Touching me~ Inside of me~ Feeling me~ ~Patrice~

My Heart
my heart here,... My heart less than a mile or two away And yet my heart isn't all the way there,... Yet I care. It is more than 3,000 miles away It is my heart my love, How do I explain this to my dear heart??? my dear heart you really know where you want to be.---And it is not here. The one I want to be with is with someone else that is hard on my dear heart. Cause I won't say I love him, I won't kiss him,but he holds my heart and maybe unaware.

World's Luckiest
A long time ago I knew What I felt inside for you I'm so glad we got the chance To know it was more than a passing glance In you I found a love so sweet A love I'll never mistreat And everyday I know that I Am the world's luckiest guy

Formula For Achievement
To achieve, you must be able to see the big picture. You must also be able to manage the small details. The big things matter, for they are what give you a clear direction. The little things matter too, for they are what work together to create and maintain the big things. Do you think that the big things are beyond your reach? Then you don't truly realize the awesome power of your own abilities. Do you think that the little things are beneath you? Then you'll continually be frustrated by your lack of progress. Have the confidence to envision a magnificent goal, and the humility to get your hands dirty in order to reach it. Keep the big picture firmly in your mind, while giving your care and attention to all the little details that will get you there. Give clear direction to your efforts, and give sustained effort to your vision. It is a time-tested formula that leads consistently to achievement. -- Ralph Marston

Yahoo Messenger Spam
My latest chuckle... Been a few days since I logged onto YAHOO MESSENGER and usually I get some spam messages saying pretty much the same thing… “ I JUST DROPPED MY PANTS ON WEBCAM – CUM SEE ME!!” My chuckle is – I get these mental images of thousands of pants all over America littering the landscape… I think I should buy stock in pants manufacturers…

Make A Wish
THE LADY FROM MAKE A WISH CALLED ME ABOUT ALAN'S TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD. THEY HAVE THE DATES SET UP FOR US TO LEAVE ON JUNE 19 AND RETURN ON JUNE 24 ALAN IS SO EXCITED. HE WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN I SHOWED HIM WHERE WE WILL BE STAYING. IF ANYONE WANTS TO CHECK IT OUT THE ADDRESS IS.. www.gktw.org WE ARE LEAVING ON MARCH 8 TO GO BACK TO BIRMINGHAM TO SEE HIS DOCTOR UP THERE. I WILL BE GONE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. ALAN NEEDS TO SEE THE PULMONOLOGIST. HE SAW A PULMONOLOGIST HERE IN MOBILE LAST YEAR AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE. HOWEVER HIS DOCTOR IN B'HAM WANTS HIM TO SEE THE PULMONOLOGIST UP THERE. SO IM HOPING EVERYTHING WILL STILL BE OK.

The Lady And The Hoe
Ladies, you've been hoodwinked…. hornswoggled… led astray..... Now I know Im gonna sound like someone's grand mother. This right here is old lady speak. So parlay for a minute while my inner-granny pokes throught the surface for this entry I know you THINK you know your man. I know you THINK that you know what your man wants. I know you THINK you have shit figured out when it comes to men. I know you THINK that if you just had a man who would act right, you basically have what it takes to keep his ass home. Bamboozled!!.....and in a big muhfuckin way!!! Whether you can or not is another question entirely and is not the subject of this entry. The subject of this entry is that in the theoretical world you live in, you feel like you pretty much know what a man wants. But oh!........ Oh how you have been misled…. Now sure....... dudes like beer and sex and sports and food and all that shit. And of course you know that doing all those th

Family
For so long I have been away From the ones that I love Away form all those who truely care The one who gave birth to me And who gave birth to her My grandma, mom, and sisters I miss them all Until the day comes when I go home I will wait and discover how much they mean And the value of the word Family The things that come my way Are trials that will pass some day The people in my life, the one who'll be Are the ones I call my family That day will come sometime soon When all these dreams will come true The Family I seek is waiting for me I wont let them down, I'll see them soon My time will come, but everyone's does When I will be happy with the ones I love Those I have not seen, but seek my FAMILY!

I Need Your Help Please
ok all you comment bomber out there. im talking to all of you on my list. ihave been entered into yet another contest and need your help. this contest ends next wed. i could use all the help in winning this. it has been a while since i have one one. click the link and start comment bombing away.

A Soilders Grief.
These feelings I know For I too was a soilder. Into Iraq My unit went. The mometn the battle was to commense. Now at home The forces left to its own. A soilder Ill be Part of 3-7 Calvery. But for the forces I still work. To fix there chopper That scott the land. For this land I have fought For this land I risked my life, But this land does not seem to understand What a soilder does he does by order He joined on his own, and, and pledge he loyalty, and all they get is a bunch of grief. Lfit them up to were they belong These protectors of Our home.

Glorious Tuesday, I Think!
I need to remember that the day after belly dancing class I'm stiff and sore! I'm moving just a tad slower this morning - the instructor worked us hard last night, lol! Crazy weather! High is in the low 30s today, so everything is slushy and mushy. Yuck! We've got a Winter Storm Warning posted for Wednesday night into late Thursday night, complete with snow, ice, and thunderstorms, lmao! Gotta love it! I have to say that my youngest son Taylor is getting damn good on his guitar. Love to listen to him practice, which he will do for hours at a time! He is getting some rather interesting sounds out of that electric guitar of his, doing lots of experimenting! He even gets out the acoustic once in awhile. He has an ear for picking up songs and techniques, without benefit of instruction. Would love for him to have lessons again, but his grades need to improve bigtime!! Mom is trying to get tough, but it truly hurts me more than it does him, I think! Rock on, Taylor babe!! My friend

Who Are The Hottest Girls On Ct?
This is a question that I feel is not easily answered with so many beautiful ladies on Cherry Tap, but to narrow down the field I have included a new folder on my page to highlight the ladies who I feel are exceptional and a cut above the rest. This is not a contest, no votes or rates needed but to all the hot and sexy ladies who are either friends or fans of me and if you feel that you should be included in this small elite group then contact me, direct me to the picture that best says "this is me" and I will add you to the album. Rick

Hypocracy
It is almost too much to bear. Al Gore gets an Oscar??? The hypocracy of the DemocRATic leadership has really shown. While one of the top Rats demostrated how to receive a major award for lies, lies, lies. I can remember back in 1993 on the coast of Oregon when I was calling on my customers. Mr Gore was leading a bunch of tree huggers through the heart of the pulp industry. This was in March of the year. About 8 months later a newpaper article came out that Mr. Gore had just finished an $800,000 home on the coast of N. Carolina made from 100% redwood, an endangered species. I guess when all industry has been stopped, when God has been run out of the country, when porn and crime have totally taken over the streets, and American standards of moral decency has been totally destroyed people will open their eyes and say... What in the hell happened?

No Right
How dare she Tear you apart Speak such lies I hate her She has no right Bringing you to tears I'll make her cry I'll break her Make her feel your pain She had no right She was warned No more nice girl I'll destroy her world

3 Wanted Sex Offenders Please Help Police Locate
**Yes, this came from a message I received on myspace.** =========== 3 WANTED SEX OFFENDERS HELP POLICE LOCATE REPOST To Repost click reply at the bottom of the bulletin then copy and paste the codes into your own bulletin. If you do not click reply before you copy the bulletin, the pictures won't show and the links wont work. So just go to the bottom and click reply and then copy & paste the codes into your own bulletin. ------------------------------------------------- 159,138,527 That is how many users have profiles on myspace. The number is always growing. It is mathematics, plain and simple: Someone out there has seen some of these faces, someone out there knows something about some of these cases. Someone out there either knows where they are hiding. Pass this information around to your friends. Someone out there holds the key to solving some of these cases. What if it was your son, daughter, brother, sister, niece, nephew, friend, or someone you cared about that t

By Grace Alone
By grace alone I might have deserted Jesus but, he's never deserted me He gave me his forgiveness on a cross made from a dogwood tree In my times of trouble and all of my despair I could always open up the Bible and find some comfort there For all the sins I've committed, I am the one to blame Even though I strayed from my Savior, he's loved me just the same. Thru the times I've been greedy for more then my daily bread. I've never gone hungry, I've always been fed In my darkest moments, I know what we should do. Go out and help somone that's less fortunate then you. My faith and good works aren't enough, it's taken God's grace We now have eternal life because, Jesus has taken our place chris

Andre Maurois
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. Andre Maurois A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. Andre Maurois An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along. Andre Maurois Business is a combination of war and sport. Andre Maurois Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know. Andre Maurois Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form. Andre Maurois If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. Andre Maurois If you value a man's regard, strive with him. As to liking, you like your newspaper - and despise it. Andre Maurois In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois Lost Illusion is the undisclosed title o

Sometimes
S O M E T I M ES Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried.. no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy.. no one sees your smile . - - - - - - - - - - But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories! Send this on to your friends and make them laugh.

God Does Not Love You
Let's assume, for a moment, that there is a God. We may not know the nature of God, or which religion comes closest to the truth, but we can be sure of one thing: God does not love you. Look at all the cruelty and misery in the world, which God does nothing to stop. Right now, as you are reading this, there are children in various places around the world being raped and tortured. Most of us would risk our lives, give up our lives, to save them if we could. God stands by and does nothing. God has abandoned these children, and clearly does not love them. God does not love you, either. There are some religions which claim that "God's love is a different kind of love", which is supposed to explain and justify what appears to be God's divine indifference. This is total bullshit. If I claim that I love my neighbor, and then set his house on fire and shoot him in the head, anyone can see that my "love" is not love at all. Another fallacy along these lines is the statement

This Isn't My Fault
and for some reason i think fate will lead us back together, i think some way, some how, we will be together again. maybe not tomorrow. maybe not next week or next month even, but someday we will find each other again. i hate seeing you now, because i can't run up to you and hug you. i hate your smile, because i can't put it on your face anymore. i hate your presence, because it reminds me of how things used to be. i hate you for letting me get away. why aren't you listening anymore? i need you so badly, you don't understand. i sit here, wishing, hoping, praying that you'll come back. this isn't right. you love me. i know you do. you don't look at somebody you don't love the way you looked at me. she calls him early cause she knows he'll be asleep, she leaves a message after the beep. she says she's better now, but she's still incomplete, she's trying hard to make her voice sound soft and sweet He's not perfect. You aren't either, & the two of you will never be p

Cow Tipping ?
Dear Cecil: Is there such a thing as cow tipping? I have two friends, both sons of farmers. One says it can be done and is great sport. The other says no way. Do cows sleep standing up? Can they be tipped? I suppose this will take some late night research. --Robert Schreur, Baltimore Dear Robert: Don't look at me, pal. Fortunately for the cause of science, not all researchers are handicapped by an instinct for survival. It appears there really is a rural pastime called cow tipping, which is favored by likkered-up country kiddies with nothing better to do on a Saturday night. (One presumes the sheep were busy.) The cow is easy prey for pranksters since it's one of a number of critters (the horse is another) that sleeps standing up with its knees locked. I recently discussed the fine points of cow tipping with a reformed ex-tipper named Robin, who had done it (once) as a student. Robin had attended Albion College in Michigan, a school so snooty it's said the stude

Hhow To Syay In Love
HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY !! How To Stay In Love... FIND time to date. Time to be alone and tell each other of your love. You spent time alone at first...why did you quit? My wife and I get away alone every week. Just to refocus on each other. And to fall in love again. UNDERSTAND what delights the other and make it happen. "The romance is over," says Marlys Huffman, "when you see a rosebush and start looking for aphids instead of picking a bouquet." Does she like to be surprised by flowers? Does he have a favorite dish or activity? Does she enjoy spontaneous affection? Know what brings pleasure to your partner -- and delight him/her! NEVER forget why you got together in the first place. When you focus first on his faults you're not thinking about his strengths. When you're busy pointing out her imperfections, you're not enjoying those qualities that attracted you to her initially. Choose to appreciate that which first drew you together and your romance will grow.

Dag
Sorry ya'll..... B*tchy today. God, give me strength for stupid and a**sholes upon, about and within my life. Dag..... I need a freaking vacation from life. It comes a time that this life stun me and makes me freaking laugh at it. Still all the dumb sh*t is going one. People saying we need a freaking change, But Too stupid to stop being a**holes and players, or liars. Damn.... Wake the f**k up people. Oh well.....am b*tchy again today. Don't you hate it..... When you on the freak rag on life today or woke up on the wrong side of bed. Or just sick and tied of the damn bad sh*t on internet and upon life. I finally got Lance to give up his rights to Damien Lucifer(Luc). Now he is whining about what the f**k is going to happen to us. I sat back and laugh my a** off, cause this dumb idiot has not seen it..... There is no us. Boy......does he need some light. I also will have to fire him, cause now I thinking he is stealing money from me. I talk to my attorney and h

Have To Move Out
HELLO THERE , THIS IS CINDY , WE ALL HAVE TO MOVEO UT OF THIS APT BUILD ING IN TWO MONTH S. THE LANDLORD PASS WAY AND HIS WIFE IS SALE ING IT, I HOPE WE CAN FINE A PLACE IF NOT THEN U NDER THE BRIDGE FOR US , IT ISNT A JOKE EITHER , I HAVE TO LOOK FOR A HOU SE SO MY 86 YEAR OLD MOM AND MY KID CAN COME TO LIVE WITH US TOO, LOVE U ALL CINDY SO SORRY IF I EVER COST U PROMBLE ,

Joke
Feb 28, '07 3:48 PM for Marie'sfriends A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a House of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later

Fortunate Son
Fortunate Son Creedence Clearwater Revival (1969) Album: Willy & The Poor Boys Although they hailed from the San Francisco area, they rarely succumbed to the psychedelic indulgences of the era. John Fogerty was very good at voicing the concerns of the working class in songs like "Fortunate Son," which is an anti-government, anti-rich and anti-war song all rolled into one. Credence Clearwater Revival Lyrics: Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no senator's son It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one Some folks are born silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they help themselves, oh But when the taxman come to the door Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale, yes It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no millionaire's son It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one Yeah, some folks inherit sta

Friends And Private Pics
Why do you have to be everyone's friend first to see their private pics? If i like your private pic, then I will be your friend. You'll probably accept my friend reuest then I have to go back to look at them.

Had To Take This Post.......i Agree(some Wemon R Like This~!!)
So fucking true. When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to s

Can Cats Read?
You ever wake up and the cat is reading the paper or gazing in a floor full length mirror at itself? That’s freaky deaky stuff there. Now I have seen the cat look into the mirror before but, I always shrug it off as it sees itself and thinks there is another cat beyond it. Now this is no normal everyday lazy cat. This is the cat that was a chew toy between Liz and Chubs when Liz was like …I believe 2 perhaps 3 years old. Yes I am talking about Wenceslas, yeah that is not really her name. The kids named her Cuddles. But this cat is not a cuddles type cat, she knows it and I know it, so although she comes to both names (actually she would come to anything you called her if you are holding a mouse, well YIK! Or say a piece of fish) she humors the kids by coming to that name. I rescued her from Chubs grip and thumped Liz on the ass for tugging on the other end of her so she has always had a special bond with me. Ask who’s cat she is and the girls will always say “You mean Rat-Cat, she is

Ruddy Rotten S**w!!!
I'm stuck at home today. The roads had better be cleared by the time I need to leave for yoga in the morning! I could hardly get out of here earlier, and couldn't get above 25mph most of the way. The main roads are fine, but the intersections are just like driving in a Slurpee, and the roads near the house are really bad still. So, yeah. Me, three teenagers and nothing to do. Bored redhead isn't a good thing. And with Sweetie out for a couple of days, I really am left without any entertainment. *big sigh* I misses my Sweetie.

♥how To Flirt♥
How Girls Flirt 1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible *~*~*HOW GUYS FLIRT*~*~* 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his

Why Couples Don't Have Sex!!!!!
Why couples don't have sex!!!!! Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceilin

I Lost My Last Grandfather This Week
Frank Wade Frank Wade, 75, of Rock Island died Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007, in Rock Island. Services will be 11 a.m. Monday at Larson Funeral Home, Rock Island. Visitation will be one hour prior to the service. Burial will be at Memorial Park Cemetery, Rock Island. Military rites will be conducted by the Milan American Legion. Frank was born July 9, 1931, in Browning, Ill., the son of Frank and Sylvia Riley Wade. He married Frances Brocksieck Oct. 11, 1969, in Rock Island. She died Nov. 19, 1993. He was a roofer, working out of the Roofer's Union Local No. 32 for over 35 years. He enjoyed hunting, fishing and camping. He was also a top notch auto mechanic. He loved being with his family. Survivors (and spouses) include his companion, Rita Gillespie; daughters, Sandra (Joseph) Stamper, Silvis, Susan (Albert) Martin, East Moline, Sylvia (Scott) Luppen, Taylor Ridge, Ruby (Michael) Payton, Carbon Cliff, and Candy (Richard) Myers, Rock Island; sons, Frank Wade, Rock Island,

Why Must The Negitivity Be Soo Ugly
okay to get straight to the point on this whole blog thing, i would like to just say to all the girls out there little smart ass comments that are said that have to do with something that was not very agreeable with you and/or just made you angery in some way does not halp or make things any better what so ever and to tell you the truth just makes most men want to be dickes

The Lecture
THE LECTURE The Lecture I can't believe it, you are actually here. Forgetting I had told you where the class was. Stunned you showed up without saying a word. Right in the front row as I am lecturing. Your beauty immediately distracts me, and I struggle to continue with the class. No one else notices you there, but me. My eyes are drawn to you, can't seem to take them away from you, and you love it. That little devious smile torturing me. That playful look in your eyes captivates me. Then I notice your legs sliding a little farther apart. Capturing my stare with your eyes you look down, and I must follow. Looking up your beautiful legs... those black stockings... and finally that sweet shaved pussy. You look incredible. I can feel the sweat starting to form on my forehead as I try to go on with the class. Hoping no one can notice. Glancing back, drawn to you. Seeing you have worked a hand down between your legs, and are slowly toying with your wet

A Poem
To feel it to feel it one time... it would be wrong.but would it.... to think with the head .......... to think with the heart..... or to think with the soul? will be the question that haunts me into eternity my soul bounded to yours the worlds just too blind to see... or maybe it sees and its just too cruel to care.... a night with you my head says dont you dare my heart says yes and my heart says no,. my soul says relax im already there in his arms in his heart in his soul.... Kerry B Copyright ©2007 Kerry B

Functional Alcoholic
The term used is functional alcoholic. One who drinks excessively, but not so much that it impedes their work or other required daily functions. The functional drunk waits patiently or impatiently, as the case may be, for responsibility to tuck itself in for the night and only then does the abuse begin. Back when I used to talk with stereo boy, he said that to me for the first time. We're functional drunks. And even though I'd never heard the term before I immediately knew what it meant. I'd just finished recanting my tale of the previous night. I'd drunk about a six pack and it was still early in my training. So I'd puked it all back up. Spent a hefty portion of the late evening with my face in the bowl. Eventually I went to bed. As soon as my stomach stopped trying secede from my abdomen. The alarm went off and its usually time and I woke up, drank my coffee and did my job. And as soon as I'd finished speaking the last sentence of my story he chuckled a wine derivativ

This Road
This Road Walking down this road, I found stones along the way. More and more I passed, as I ventured thru the day. Walking faster than before, to find the end of this lane. What is at the end, does life it sustain? Walking down this road, I found stones along the way The years have now passed, as I ventured thru the day. Walking slower than before, to find the beginning of this lane. What was found at the end, was life wasted in vein. Michelle Denise King Copyright ©2007 Michelle D King

Friendship Of The Souls
Friendship Of The Souls Have you ever felt like you knew someone a long, long time ago? Another place, another time, a friendship of the souls? Two people who share a bond for reasons neither know, feeling that they were friends, a long, long time ago? Did they stumble onto each other by pure circumstance, Or was it fate and destiny that played a certain hand? Two souls intertwined, they are worlds apart,But the soul, it knows no difference, in matters of the heart.Somehow they are drawn together, fate has brought them back, Each living worlds apart, they journey separate paths. When this life is over, and a new life begins, Their souls will find each other, two souls that we call friends.

Training Weekend!
Went riding all weekend. So, I got a lot of training in, stepped things up a bit too. Went through part of the desert track faster then I had been, then cut across to just mess around in the desert, after that I discovered some whoops, so I practiced those most of the day.... my brother-in-law and husband got some good photos. I'll be able to get some practice in this week too. My brother-in-law got on my bike...first time he'd ever been on a dirtbike and he did really good. My husband decided to take on the table top that someone made by the whoops and he went over the handle bars, the bike's bars hit him in the back, and he hit hard. He is okay, nothing broken, but he has some bad burns. My hand is rebelling against me too lol. Ah well. I wrapped it, than put my splint back on before I went riding. I also gotta do a oil change and fix the bars this week before I go practice again.

A Dream Come True.. Kind Of
Ok some of you know of the ultimate dream name for my son. For those of you who don't its Lando Calrissian. When Taryn got pregnant of course this was my first choice for a name but then I got thrown the curveball of a penisless offspring. No biggie did some thinking and talking and came up with Terra, now the original namesake for her is HHH since his first gimmick many years ago was Terra Ryzing. Well tonight I came across a translation thing and decided to translate things into polish.. being as I am part polish.. ok mainly polish probably closer to 60%. And just for the hell of it typed in Lando Calrissian and well it turns out that Lando translated into polish comes up to none other than.. that's right you guessed it.. Terra. So even though it was inadvertenet and took me almost 5 years to find out I do have a child that can be called Lando, this took my once crappy day over my lack of being able to find a Wii in town and made it pretty good.

Thanks For The Friend Requests!
So, I had become accustomed to y360 and myspace, when a friend invited me to try out Cherrytap. I would like to thank each of you for your friend invites. It will probably take a few days to make responses on your pages, as I am new to this and have to learn the Cherrytap way! So forgive me ahead of time. If you have a myspace account, I invite you to come visit my myspace page anytime at: myspace.com/anita68 Hopefully, I catch on faST and get my page set up correctly! Will come by and meet each of you real soon, so till then, TAKE CARE EVERYONE! aNITA

Love Makes Me Tick
PLEASE FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW TO MY DEAR FRIEND AND > ANGELFACE - K. O. T. MEMBER - Please , Sign my guest book.'LES BON TON ROULLEZ, MY CHERRIES@ CherryTAP SHOW HER ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN. I LOVE HER MORE THAN I CAN SAY.

Live Life To The Fullest
Why not just live life the way you want to and not the way that others tell you to live it. Its not hard people just have to say you want your own and not the life that others want you to live. Trust in yourself and have in the one you want to be with cause love will come around. Sometimes its not easy but give yourself credit where credit is due. I never trusted anyone but now that Ive found what I was searching for my love came around.

Pregnant Blond With Twins
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack! . Both tests came out positive!"

New To Cherrytap
hi, my name is Jennifer and I am 25 in 916. I am a brand new member to this cherry tap thing. I do have a myspace profile but its always getting messed up. I also have slide shows I make on youtube. the link is in my video games section of my profile here if u wanna check it out. I hope to meet some cool people on here.

Cellular Tricks.....they Work
Subject: Things i never knew Message: THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO :) There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about

Things That You Should Never Say To A Woman During An Argument:
Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument: 10- Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off. 8- You're just upset because your a** is beginning to spread. 7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it? 6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? 5- Sorry, I was just picturing you nekked. 4- Whoa, time out. Football is on. 3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! 2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? 1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

Wow Armoury
Woohooo! Blizzard has just added an armoury search feature to allow you to check up on stats of other players, guilds, etc... Its so neat! You can even check out my talents tree specs, and all my gear, even though it is a couple lvl's behind http://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Sargeras&n=Teraheartvii

Two Nuns
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,and the last instruction of the Mother Superior isthat they must not get even one drop of paint on theirhabits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, stripoff their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?" Have a good one!

Rearangged Part 2
Re-Arranged" Just think about it Lately I've been skeptical Silent when I would used to speak Distant from all around me who witness me fail and become weak Life is overwhelming Heavy is the head that wears the crown id love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down [Pre chorus] but you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain because you know it all and I guess things will never change but you might need my hand when falling in your whole Your disposition ill remember when im letting go of... [chorus] you and me we're through and rearranged It seems that your not satisfied there's too much on your mind So you leave and I cant believe all the bullshit that I find Life is overwhelming Heavy is the head that wears the crown I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down [pre chorus] [chorus] .. you're no good for me Thank God its over You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin' You make believe li

Baked Apples With Butterscotch Topping
Baked Apples with Butterscotch Topping Preparation time: 20 minutes Baking time: 45 to 60 minutes Yield: 4 servings 4 baking apples (McIntosh, Rome Beauty, Golden Delicious, or Granny Smith) Half of a lemon 1/2 cup raisins 2 tablespoons honey 3/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans 1/2 cup butterscotch topping 1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. 2. Core the apples (don't cut them in half) using an apple corer. Remove the peel from the upper 1/3 of the apple. To prevent browning, rub the peeled part of the apple with the lemon and squeeze a few drops of lemon juice inside each cut apple. Place the apples in a 9-inch square baking dish. In a small bowl, combine the raisins, honey, and 2 tablespoons of the chopped nuts. Stuff each apple with the raisin mixture. Pour a little bit of water in the bottom of the pan, about 1/4-inch deep. 3. Bake, uncovered, until the apples are tender (not mushy), from 45 to 60 m

~he Breathed Devilish Intent~
~He Breathed Devilish Intent~ I was tempted by his manliness His eyes resembed deep crystal pools His essence was just too tempting He sucked me in, a willing fool ~*~ In time he raised his fist to me I was terrified and in my defence I yelled out, but words i could not speak He breathed devilish intent ~*~ His aura was dark and tinted with darkened shades of grey I must be freed from this evil beast and try to flee today My heart was thumping as I took every breath If i stayed here i would surely die a sad and horrible death ~*~ I have to sit calm and make way for my plan To flee from the clutches of this terrible man No looking back I cannot stay This man took my spirit And his temper is frayed ~*~ So while I am calm I must be strong Take these shackles from my spirit Go back to where I belong.

Baked Barbecue Sauce Chicken
Baked Barbecue Sauce Chicken Daydreaming about the warm weather again? Well, you won't need to fire up the grill to have a little taste of summer in the form of this tangy BBQ chicken, which bakes to perfection in the oven. Why not bake a few potatoes at the same time? Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon margarine * 1 chopped onion * 2 1/2 pounds skinless chicken pieces * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 tablespoon vinegar * 1/2 cup tomato sauce or ketchup * 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce * 1 teaspoon prepared mustard * 1 cup water Directions: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. In a skillet over medium heat, melt the margarine. Add the onion to the skillet. Place the chicken in a casserole dish. Add the remaining ingredients to the onion and boil for 3 minutes. Pour over the chicken. Bake, uncovered, for 1 hour.

To A Love.
You turn my head with just one look and still my breath which I just took. My heart calls to yours like a birds wings to the skies. My heaven is your arms It were I find my love and warmth. My life is yours to share though not much do I have to give. Just this teathered heart and a lost soul that only shall grow better with your love. With you my desire our bodies to create a fire. entwinded as one. Mind heart body and soul. Togehter to be binded love it shall be ours for all our time.

I Want A Flawless Victory!!!
AIGHT SO HERE ARE THE VICTIMS, >cough cough< I MEAN CONTESTANTS IN MY NEW "MY FRIENDS ARE MORE HARDCORE THEN YOURS!!" CONTEST. REAL SIMPLE STARTS NOW, RUNS FOR TEN DAYS. EACH RATE EQUALS 1000 COMMENTS, MOST COMMENTS WIN SO BOMB AWAY. WHORE YOURSELF OUT. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO USE FAKE ACCOUNTS. MUST BE A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY OR FRIENDS FOR THE COMMENTS TO BE ACCEPTED, NO EXCEPTIONS!!! ANY NAME CALLING, IOR SHIT TALK GETS YOU KICKED OUT OF THE CONTEST. PERIOD. SO ANYONE THINKING OF CALLING ME A PRICK, SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND GOOD LUCK SUCKERS!!! I WANT FATALITIES!!!! RAZZ!!! SHELL!!! SHY!!! PIXIE!!! COLD!!! PISTOL!!! KIRA!!! WOLFIE!!! AND THE MUSIC!!!

Early A.m. Greeting!
A very early good morning to everyone! Yeah, I can't sleep again, lol! I will have an early start to my day, with multiple errands, etc, then a late afternoon with 3 or 4 clients! So, I will be away from my computer most of the day. Just a heads up! Thank you to all those rating and commenting my tattoo in the Dragon Tattoo Contest! I appreciate your help very much! I seem to be maxing my photo comments out early in the day, and I'm trying to help some friends all I can with their contests, too. So I am off to bed, again! Have a wonderful day, everyone! Much love and warm hugs all around! Blessings all over the map! I'll talk to everyone much later, lol!

Ohhwee Look At This
OK DOING A GIVEAWAY !! ** 3 DAY BLAST AND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING GIFTS EARRINGS,MANS RING,OR WOMANS RING ** ~~ALL U NEED IS 10 K IN COMMENTS ~~ $$$ PLEASE LET ME KNOW VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU WANNA ENTER SO I CAN RIP YOUR PIC(NO SHOUT BOX OR COMMENTS ASKING TO ENTER ON PAGE PLEASE) I DON'T WANNA MISS AN ANYONE :)) $$$. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS HOLLA @ ME ¢¾BossLadywitdaSeXxXyEyez¢¾@ CherryTAP

Friday 10
1.How do you know when it's time to stop writing new material and whittle down what you've written to an albums worth of material? Well, we kind of wanted to have 20 to choose from. & we are getting pretty close to that. I'd say half of the record is completely finished the other half is getting closer all the time. 2.Do you have any advice for me about writing my own music? Just write what you know and love. Approach your writing with fearlessness and conviction. 3.Do you keep in touch with Jason, Shorty & Smalls anymore? Yes, I do. In fact, I spoke to Shorty day or so ago. He seems very happy and was at one of our show not to long ago. He got on stage to jam for old time's sake. 4.I feel like I have hole in MY personality. How did you pass by this episode? For me, it was all about self acceptance instead of self criticism. Things do change with time. 5.Dave, would you consider having a webcam say in the studio? Absolutely. We have already discussed it. We

What European City Do You Belong In?
You Belong in London You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sidney. You fit in almost anywhere. And London is diverse and international enough to satisfy many of your tastes. From curry to Shakespeare, London (almost) has it all!What European City Do You Belong In?

Love Ya'll
One morning you will never wake up, Do all your friends and family know you love them? I was thinking... I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends and family know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again....... I LOVE YA!!! Live today to the fullest because tomorrow

Saving The Streams
Alright, SaveTheStreams.org has this posted with a petition. Take a minute or two. I'm going to be writing to my Congress people and crawl up their asses. 1. Okay, what's going on? On Friday March 2nd, the U.S. government (specifically, the Copyright Royalty Board, or "CRB") announced its determination of the royalty rates Internet radio webcasters must pay the owners of sound recording copyrights to license the music they play for the years 2006-2010. The owners of these sound recording copyrights are, in the vast majority of cases, recording companies ("labels"). While successful webcasters which have built loyal audiences can usually cover most of their costs from their revenue (and sometimes even make a little profit), these new rates will almost certainly destroy the Internet radio industry, as they amount to well over 100% of even the most-successful webcasters' online radio revenues. In other words, these fees are grotesquely disproportionate to any other expense a webcas

A Sunshiny Sunday Morning!
Good morning/good afternoon, one and all! Those in the USA (and affected by this) - did you remember to turn your clocks ahead an hour?? If I calculate correctly, there is now 5 hours difference between me and some of my friends "across the pond." But then again, I may just need more coffee!! We will be having another glorious day, filled with sunshine and temps around 50 degrees. The birds are singing and I'm itching to get my hands dirty! Unfortunately, we still have quite a bit of snow to melt, lol!! I spent a good chunk of yesterday shopping with my Mom and sister Carol! I rarely get to go on these excursions anymore, due to work and whatever else is taking up my time. Sometimes I forget how much I enjoy their company, especially my sister! Carol has joined the "fast track to enlightenment" with the rest of us - energyworkers, et al. We have much fun, driving Mom a little nuts, with our talk of past life companions, astral projecting, energywork, etc.!!!!! Yeah, my Mom thinks

What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Stripper Song Is Milkshake by Kelis "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I have to charge" One thing is for sure: you know how to shake it! What Song Should You Strip To?

Fun In The Sunday Sun
Ahh the miracles of life. How much joy it brings to others and mothers. Kids are cool sometimes cause you always have to be on your toes. Always make sure they aren't starting a fire or being crazy with a knife. Personally i hope i have kids one day but you never know.. maybe I'll have a woman that will make me fall completely in love and ill just care about her. I'm pretty relaxed cause i took a nice drive back from a friends house. Pretty cool hanging around town. Especially when you don't know your way around. I feel bad but thats cause I overwhelmed myself with being happy... idk.. being around people you are attracted to and they don't feel the same its just how it is cause life is filled with bumps and bruises.. ~Timmy~ ps..have a good week..i hope its warm

Bush Slip-of-the-tongues
George W Bush is most quoted for is his famous slip-of-the-tongue. This page is a top 10 list of George Bush quotes, or Bushisms as they are popularly called. 1) George Bush We need an energy bill that encourages consumption. 2) George Bush When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried, and persecuted as a war criminal. 3) George Bush Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person - people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person. 4) George Bush I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here. 5) George Bush I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. 6) George Bush For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it. 7) George Bush It's very important for folks to understand that when

Anyone Out There?
Im so bored is there anyone out there in my area that likes to go do things? Go to movies or Fishing? Camping? Concerts? Do Gardening? Ride Horses?Ride a Motorcycle? Anything fun? I am living single and bored crazy. My kids are grown and moved on, This house is empty Calhoun is a dead town for fun... is there anything to do here? Got ta tell ya I am an over weight lady.,240lbs , with blonde hair and freckles,.and 50 years old this month.... If you can handle that and a woman that can cook lets talk

My Poem---revenge Of A Black Rose
Revenge of a black rose (a boys story untold) until the darkness cease to end all that begins shall end again.... In a solemn line they now stand morning the death of a once life filled man but yet none of them neither friend nor foes will never know the truth that his grave beholds within this coffin lies the truth of beat, of rape, and harmful abuse and this one young boy he just wanted to fit in but never again never again... Here in the rain outside his window I’ll wait but never again shall I see his sweet face because of a step father who simply didn’t care and a blood father who promised he would always be there and in his final moments we all heard him call out his plea for life but the boy never said a word and it all ended that night... I’ll never forget you my friend you never deserved for it to end so early so I place a single black rose on your grave I promise to you your revenge I will keep save me a place in heaven, because we

What Is Wrong With U People
earlier i posted i blog about myself, everyhting i said in it was from the heart, 6 people look at it,and only 2 rate it, it is disrespectful people , do you even read the blogs, if u read that one thanks u r a true friend, and thanks to the person who commented on it, it means alot.

If Everyone Cared -- Nickleback
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that youâ€™d be mine But here we are, weâ€™re here tonight Singing Amen, Iâ€™m alive Singing Amen, Iâ€™m alive If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Weâ€™d see the day when nobody died And Iâ€™m singing Amen I, Iâ€™m alive Amen I, Iâ€™m alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise Weâ€™ll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen Iâ€™m alive Singing Amen Iâ€™m alive If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Weâ€™d see the day when nobody died If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Weâ€™d see the day when nobody died And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If

Growing Up
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because .

.chapter 3.
Cherries-Chapter 3 The next morning Jaidin woke abruptly. She looked around and noticed that Deavion wasn't there anymore. "Deavion." she said quietly. "Deavion, where are you?" Deavion walked out of the bathroom. "Hey there beautiful, you're awake finally." he smiled at her quickly."How'd you sleep?" he asked her walking to the mirror to make sure that the outfit he picked out looked good. "I slept fine D." she said smiling. "How'd you sleep?" she asked. "Fine, knowing that I was sleeping next to you." he said smiled at her. "Are you gonna get ready for school or are you not going?" he asked her. "I'm going. I promised Dianna I would be there." Jaidin said and got up and walked up to him and wrapped her arms around his waist and looked at him through the mirror. He smiled at her through the mirror. "Even when you wake up you're the most beautiful person I have ever met. Did you know that Jai?" he asked her. "Really. Am I?" she asked. "Most definitely." he smiled at her. She smiled

What Credit Card Companies Don't Want You To Know
Of all the games the credit card companies play that end up costing you thousands of dollars (late fees, over-limit fees, transfer fees, and so on), it's always been the interest rate game that hurt the most -- until now. There's a new, completely legal game they're playing, and it can literally wipe you out financially if you're not careful. The Universal Default Clause If you own a credit card, you know by now that if you're late with a payment the credit card company will charge you a late fee in addition to raising your interest rate. But did you know that they can raise your interest rate if you've made a late payment on any of your other cards, including those issued by other companies? Not only that, but your interest rates can skyrocket to 30 percent or more if you make a late payment on your car loan, mortgage, or even your phone bill! "How can that be legal?" you may ask. The answer is found in the fine print of your credit card agreement, and it's ca

Just Random Thoughts
i sit up at night and ask myself what does matter is it remembering the one you loved with every part of your being or is it loseing that someone when you finely wake up and know it's gone could you really live with out them or could you just pretend it doesn't bother you when do you really get over that one person??? i also wornder why people go on living as if nothing in this world mattered to them like the wars and kids going hungry and do water to drink i guess i'm thinking like this cause if i don't i'll cry all over again and wish i never lived at all i dunno what i'm saying i guess it's all just coming outta my head so fast...yeah i know none of this makes any sences to any of you but it does to me

Another New Blog, Its True....
LSR have been rehearsing yesterday & today and the songs are sounding great. The last few weeks we have been hitting it very hard. I can't wait to hit the road. On the radio side of things the song has been doing really well on WNCI thanks to everyone thats been requesting it.& we fucking love you for it. PLEASE keep it up. We can't do this without you. & we will never be able to thank you enough for all that you do. So I woke up a little thoughtful today. I realized that year has gone by, and it has been a fantastic one at that. But how did it fly by so quickly? It seems like a few weeks ago that LSR was just starting to play live, and here we are. A lot of the past 12 months have been pretty hectic, with my schedule (of my own making) getting crammed with one thing after another. Have I missed the beauty of certain things because I have been working my ass off? Have I had my head down so much that the world passed me by? A little dramatic perhaps, but I woke up early this morning

I Still Miss You
I Still Miss You This yearning in my heart This confusion in my mind The words left unspoken Haunts me all the time Everyday I watch pass by With an emptiness in my life And a hole in my heart Where only you belong There are nights I wake up crying And wishing you were here To hold me in your arms And kiss away my tears

Nsfw Should Mean Not Safe For Wussies
This is me ranting. I wanna say that right off the bat. I understand the rules, the policies, whatever. This is me ranting. I'm sure most of you reading this have seen my video default pic with me and the aggressive black censor box that wouldn't go away. I personally think it's hilarious to watch, and apparently, so do soooo many other people. They see it, and just start laughing. They say watching it just made their day better. But all it took today was one overly conservative cry baby to click that little NSFW checkbox and POOF!, goodbye funny default pic. The simple fact that someone thought it was too suggestive or porn-like just drives me crazy. The pics I put up as default are designed to be funny. The only suggestive part of the whole thing is that I'm suggesting you laugh at it. I'm not suggesting you pleasure yourself to it. I want you to get a good laugh out of it, pure and simple. I have seen hundreds and hundreds of photos on CT marked NSFW when they cle

Priorities
What happened in Britain yesterday? - A small selection.. MPs voted to spend 20 billion quid on a new Trident nuclear missile system (with a further 50 billion committed to maintain and administer it). Negotiations to establish a new power-sharing executive in Northern Ireland and sustain the fragile peace reached a crucial stage. The police proposed setting up holding cells in department stores, because their cells are full to overflowing. The OECD condemned the British government for covering up illegal arms trading with Saudi Arabia. 7 British soldiers were acquitted by the courts martial of murdering an Iraqi prisoner in their custody, even though the presiding judge indicated that he considered them to be clearly guilty. The presenters of a popular children's tv program apologised on air for faking a phone call from a competition winner (prize - £250 worth of toys) when their phone lines crashed earlier this year. Which of these events do you think every maj

Therapy
A Few Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme? 14. Put mosquito netting

Jumbojerk.
I Don't Like The Person You Become When You're On The Jumbotron Okay, Dave, we need to talk. I didn't say anything on the way back from the stadium, because I was collecting my thoughts. But now, I think it's time we clear the air. Look, you know I've always loved and supported you. I believe you are, at heart, sweet, romantic, intelligent, capable, and wise. But something happens when the eyes of an entire stadium are on you, and it makes me wonder whether I even know you. Dave, I don't like the person you become when you're on the Jumbotron. The Dave I know is polite, modest, and content. Jumbotron Dave is crass and loud. The Dave I know has a sweet, gentle smile. Jumbotron Dave has a tongue that waggles and undulates lasciviously. Accompanied by your red cheeks, your bulging eyes, and that "metal" gesture you do with your hands—it's horrifying. What comes over you, Dave? Don't give me that "I like the attention, but I don't need it" stuff. I know you think you don

Deep In The Soul
DEEP IN THE SOUL BENEATH THE PARTS OF FLESH AND BONE RESIDES A SOUL HALO SHONE THAT REEPS ALL IN LIFE THAT IS GOOD AND MYSTERIES UNDERNEATH BY SOME MISUNDERSTOOD REACHING OUT FAR AND WIDE TO WHERE BRIGHT LIGHT RESIDES PEACEFUL, SERENE PERFECTLY MESHED GIVING LIFE LESSONS LIVING PASSING THE TEST NO WORDS TO EXPLAIN ITS ALL JUST THERE THINGS ARE AS THEY ARE NOTHING NEED COMPATE TO SOMETHING SO BRIGHT RINGING SO TRUE I LOOKED INTO THIS SOUL THERES NOTHING TO PROVE WISDOM, LIFE LESSONS PLACED BEFORE ME COLLECTING INTO ALL SWEET MEMORIES EVERYTHING THATS REAL ALL THAT IS GOOD A LIGHT THAT FOREVER SHINES.

Sick
Just wanted to let you all know that I am not going to be on this too much. For a little while anyways. I have been really sick the last few days and between going back and forth to hospital and taking lots of meds I don't have the time or energy to be on. I just wanted to make you guys aware of it so you don't think that i am ignoring any of you. But i am on my way back to bed. I will hopefully be talking to you all soon. Bye for now, Sarah (Never Said I was an Angel)

Bearer Of A Craven Heart
What defines this unending wall of silk? Seeing everything, unable to remove it A constant protection from myself keeps me in the dark Nowhere in this life is a reason for unveiling my soul Sharp jagged edges of hate and deceit waiting to dissect the open flesh Longing for a bed to rest, my head rests on a migraine of stone Lost in a sea of ignorance and swimming to the never seen shores of enlightenment Visions of tranquil ponds of love… No ripples of passion to be seen, the romance in hearts is forever dead Lust, seduction… feelings removed to accommodate society, leaving a vacant heart A tear shed for everyone’s lost emotion cries new rivers and floods all lands A nuance of the past suggests a new beginning but awaits a story never ending Days counted and the long stretch continues to grow while I race with only my heart in hands The veil has flown off and the gashes large and un-mending Multiple bandages of relationships only fall off and reopen the tender flesh o

My New Home
I live in a semi small town so when we get a Super Wal-Mart, it's kind of a big deal. But how sad is it that every time I go in there, I have a series of small orgasms? I work in a grocery store so technically I probably shouldn't be shopping at a direct competitor. I don't care. I want to live there. I'm sure I could get away with it too. It's so big, no one would notice me for weeks, maybe months. Yeah... I think that's what I'm going to do...

Product Warnings
In Honor of Stupid People . . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?)

There Was A Night.
I once made love to a Jazz musician. His hands traced my body like I was his own personal piano. His lips kissed me and went over me like I was a saxophone. There was a moment where I thought how could this be happening to me? His touch, his gaze, his words, his game. The bed was the most comfortable I had ever been on, made me hate mine when I crawled into it the next day. His rymes were so written well, he knew exactly what I needed, with out me saying a thing. At one point all I could hear was music in the background, not music I knew but the music we were making. It was amazing like a mix of Joe Cocker, Jason Mraz, Miles Davis, Jay-z, and of course his own music. There was and still is this tune playing in my head, will I become a lyric? Will you write a song about me? Oh to live for eternity in a song! To have others see me the way that he did, feel me the way that he did, make me want to cum like he did. To have a whole fan base know me by a lyric, that they start to

Seein A Lawyer 2day
Just wanted to lete friends know that I am seeing alawyer today and if that doesn't go good I have one other option. Talking ot my kids last night I realized this man did do physical harm to my kids so I will contact that woman who works for DHR. Everyone pray that things work out. If things work right I wont ot move in with my mom next Friday and have themoney to put what I can't use in storage. I will try ot give everyone an update before he comes home. Love to all

My Special Talent
center>Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

Hints
Subject: great hints!!! 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Sometimes, we just need to remembe

Lord And Master Of The Night (poem)
i am the dead walking in the life's of the living as i gently gather up soul's from the living for my dark lord and master of the blood driving evil of this long heated from the hells lonely world as my soul only be longs to the one who i love as i will all ways own her soul for my lord and dark master allows my wishes for doing his bidding for witch he can not do...

Falling In And Out Of Love
When I say I love you I do But this with you will not do I need someone I can lean on Someone I can count on too Yes you are there sometimes For that I am grateful to you But I need someone there full time And that you can not do You told me once you loved me That i could believe in you I was there when you needed someone Where were you when i needed someone too? The time has come for me to let go Never to expect you to care again People may come and people may go But my love will never end

Lips Whispering Encore
Lips Whispering Encore Keep my heart in touch In sunsets of my night When darkness falls Come share moonlight Reaching out your hand Clasp mine to escort Into endless dreams Have starlight transport With sensual embraces A whole night through Love again tomorrow As the sun arises anew Awakening at daybreak As we thirst for more With desires aroused Lips whispering encore

I Cry
I Cry As the children pass I hear their little voices float up in the air A knot forms in my throat Tears well up in my eyes I can not see Can only feel the pain Deep inside my soul Violation I cry for the children Their past, present, future knowing I can't protect them I hear their voices I had no voice I cry done by christine

A Journey Of Friendship
A Journey Of Friendship Sometimes it's difficult to tell you what your friendship has meant to me over the years. When things were bad, I knew that you always cared. When things were good, I knew no one was happier for me than you. Your unwavering love has been an anchor in my life. Even when we didn't agree, I knew without doubt that you still cared. Do you know that caring is returned each day? That I think of you often and only wish you the very best in life. I hope our journey is always traveled together, because without you in my life I would be missing a large part of my heart. Sending this to you with much love. Hi Frnds Gud Mrning 2 All...

March Fucked
3/16/200711:48:41 AM3/13/2007 5:15:00 AM So i'm sitting here at jessica's house and i'm high on vicodin, sleeping pills and weed... been smoking a lot of weed lately... better than drinking, right? that's what my g-ma would say. i honestly believe that i just can't deal with my life without getting outside of myself from time to time... we all know i'm not going to talk half as much shit when i'm not drunk... its the lesser of two evils. i need to stay off of the alcohol... desperately. i know i have the ability to change my life for the better... i'm intelligent and capable...well... maybe a little of both. i haven't amounted to shit in my 33 years and that's sad, because i've had all kinds of opportunities, but self sabotage is a motherfucker! sometimes i just feel like i don't even know who the hell i am anymore. i have so many moods and so many attitudes... fuck me, which one is mine? i'm not even interested in a relationship with anyone right now and THAT isn't like me. i jump f

The Lengths Of Friendship
What will this friend do for you???And how is there friendship so true?This friend even if they love you,And you are with someone else will dance with you when your girlfriend decides she wants to dance with someone else,...I will make sure you are not lonely,rub your back when a song makes you cry,make sure you have food,babysit you when you are depressed or in pain,Help you find someone you can love,and be delighted and smile when you kiss her,I will treat your new love with respect and like a sister.The lengths of friendship is like the links of a chain everything I say or do,makes it stronger.---FOREVER MY FRIEND.---Once you are my friend you are always my friend.don't ever forget that.

He Said She Said (games)
HE SAID: I LOVE YOU SHE SAID: I LOVE YOU TOO HE SAID: LOVE ME FOREVER SHE SAID: I WILL HE SAID: WILL YOU MARRY ME? SHE SAID: YES HE SAID: WILL YOU HAVE AS MANY CHILDREN AS IT TAKES TO MAKE A BASEBALL TEAM WITH ME? SHE SAID: YES AND MORE IF YOU WANT THEM. 3 MONTHS LATER HE SAID: I DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED. SHE SAID: WHY, WAS IT SOMETHING I DID? HE SAID: I DONT WANT TO HAVE ANY CHILDREN WITH YOU. SHE SAID: BUT YOU PROMISED. HE SAID: I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE. AS SHE LOOKED DOWN IN HER HAND AT THE GREEN AND WHITE PILLS, SHE SAID: I LOVE YOU FOREVER. THIS WILL ENSURE THAT I NEVER LOVE ANOTHER MAN THE WAY I LOVE YOU. HER EULOGY SAID: I LOVED HIM FOREVER BUT HE DIDNT LOVE ME BACK FOREVER. NOW HE WILL KNOW WHAT FOREVER MEANT TO ME. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY GAMES WITH NOT ONLY THE HEAD BUT THE HEART.

The Guys Guide To Geek Girls
Why the Geek Girl? So you realized that you're never going to meet Kim Basinger. Moreover, the pretty thing in your Sociology class or the leggy new secretary in the office has given you the cold shoulder three weeks in a row. You're feeling fairly dejected. You obviously haven't considered dating a geek girl. Unlike the cute things you've been chasing, geek girls learned long ago that physical attributes aren't as important as the person underneath. On the Internet, they can participate in great, anonymous cybercommunities, they can IRC, they can MUD, they can IM, and they can email; they can interact with people intimately without ever meeting them face to face. They are more attracted to intelligence than testosterone; they don't need football players - in fact, most of them find them to be a turnoff. Most importantly, they like fellow geeks - prefer them, even. With a geek girl, a geek guy has a decided advantage. They understand them; they are understood by them. This could

Health Benefits Of Sex
Many people simply enjoy a healthy sex life because sex is pleasurable. Now there's another reason to stay under the sheets; there are substantial health benefits of sex. Enjoying a rigorous romp can do wonders for everyone both physically and psychologically. Now, men everywhere can tell their ladies that sex is not only for fun, but, since there are health benefits of sex, their lives may depend on it. The following are six different reasons why sex and sexual activity may help you live a longer, happier life due to the health benefits of sex. sex can cure headaches All those times that you were told, "Not tonight honey, I have a headache," all you had to do was inform your woman that one of the health benefits of sex is its ability to act as a pain reliever. The hormone oxytocin (a nine amino acid peptide that is synthesized in hypothalamic neurons and transported down axons of the posterior pituitary for secretion into blood) secretes within your body whenever you engag

Poor Pitbulls :** (
Please take a moment of your time too look at my picture album titled "poor pitbulls". I am not asking you to rate it or comment it. Just look at them and try to find it in your heart to have a little compassion for this misunderstood beautiful animal. Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if cherrytap could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. This has to be stopped. We need to save these dogs.

2 Fathers & A Son
OK... so I was riding home after dropping my son (S) off in L.A. this evening, and I was thinking about my son, when this idea came to mind... it may be very beneficial to set up an outting with my son and his step dad (SD). OK, this will need some background explaining... ***I have a son, 10, who's mom I've not been with since he was 4 months old. She's been married for about 5 yrs now, and my son lives with them and his step sister.*** So Anyway... I was thinking about the three of us going go-kart racing, but although that would probably be the most fun, it doesn't involve a lot of interaction and conversation. After mulling over a few other ideas, I settled on fishing. There's something special about going fishing and if we do this, it will require a lot of interaction. You see, I think it will do my son a lot of good to see both father figures in his life getting along and interacting. I feel it's important to teach a young boy about life by giving him living examples.

Sometimes
I am happy I have faith And encouragement Sometimes I don’t have to question I don’t have doubts About you loving me Sometimes the future scares me Knowing the choices are Going to reflected on my boys Sometimes maken choices ar hard Hearing the truth is hard to bare Night are hard to sleep Days are long But I, still love you Sometimes its hard. December 2006

Prayer Fear The Girl I Love
HEAVENLY FATHER UP ABOVE. PLEASE PROTECT THE GIRL I LOVE. KEEP HER ALWAYS SAFE AN SOUND. NO MATTER WHEN OR WHERE SHES BOUND. AND DEAR LORD HELP ME TO BE KIND OF BOYD SHED WANT ME TO BE. HELP HER NOW AND HELP HER TO SEE. THAT I LOVE HER AN WANT HER TO LOVE ME. DEAR LORD HELP US NOW AND FOREVER. TO BE HAPPY IN LOVE AND ALWAYS TOGETHER. DARLIN MOTHER

The Old Woman In The Wood
A poor servant-girl was once traveling with the family with which she was in service, through a great forest, and when they were in the midst of it, robbers came out of the thicket, and murdered all they found. All perished together except the girl, who had jumped out of the carriage in a fright, and hidden herself behind a tree. When the robbers had gone away with their booty, she came out and beheld the great disaster. Then she began to weep bitterly, and said, "What can a poor girl like me do now? I do not know how to get out of the forest, no human being lives in it, so I must certainly starve." She walked about and looked for a road, but could find none. When it was evening she seated herself under a tree, gave herself into God's keeping, and resolved to sit waiting there and not go away, let happen what might. When she had sat there for a while, a white dove came flying to her with a little golden key in its beak. It put the little key in her hand, and said, "Do you see that g

A Wise Rabbi Vs. Tax Inspector
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an >> inspector to audit the >> books of a synagogue. While he was checking the >> books he turned to the Rabbi >> and said: >> >> "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do >> with the candle >> drippings?" >> >> "Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up >> and send them back to the >> candle makers, and every now and then they send us a >> free box of candles." >> >> "Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed >> that his unusual question >> had a practical answer. But on he went, in his >> obnoxious way: >> >> "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you >> do with the crumbs?" >> >> "Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the >> inspector w as trying to >> trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect >> them and send them back >> to the manufacturers, and every now and then they >> send a free box of holy >> biscuits." >> >> "I see!" replied the auditor, thinking

The Fox And The Horse
A peasant had a faithful horse which had grown old and could do no more work, so his master would no longer give him anything to eat and said, I can certainly make no more use of you, but still I mean well by you, if you prove yourself still strong enough to bring me a lion here, I will maintain you, but now take yourself away out of my stable. And with that he chased him into the open country. The horse was sad, and went to the forest to seek a little protection there from the weather. Then the fox met him and said, why do you hang your head so, and go about all alone. Alas, replied the horse, avarice and fidelity do not dwell together in one house. My master has forgotten what services I have performed for him for so many years, and because I can no longer plough well, he will give me no more food, and has driven me out. Without giving you a chance, asked the fox. The chance was a bad one. He said, if I were still strong enough to bring him a lion, he would keep me, but he well knows

Horror Contest Results!
1st place winner of a Tropical Vaction Poisonflightledr 2nd place Winner of a Diamond Ring! Jocelyn Echo 3rd place Winner of a Men's Ring! punk Thank you to everyone who entered the contest! All the pictures will be added along with links to everyone's pages to the Devilsplayground666.com very soon! :D

A Man Of Humble Origins
There once was a man, a simple man of humble origins bright in some subjects yet dumb in others. A man of knowledge long forgotten whom lived his life, that of a loner. Who thought would live his life as a recluse. It wasn't until one day, thru out all the dimension's and the distant lands, he happened upon a woman of such exquisite beauty that he started to come out of his shell. A shell in which he had built many walls around. Over the next few weeks, they had shared many thoughts and ideas. Realizing they had both been looking for the same things in life, that they must be a thought from the above. A match made in heaven. While they still had previous lives and obstacles to overcome, this man lost sight. He let an emotion he thought was buried deep within, emerge once again. This feeling of joy which now filled his heart over came his mind. Now being filled with love that not been felt in a long time this man slowly started to lose his identity, that same essence in w

The History Of The Finger...(lol)
The Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of every captured English soldier. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. His famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset. And began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult cons

The Missing Dimension
In no area of human life has there such drastic worldwide social change as in that of sex. The dissemination of knowledge about sex exploded after world war I. But the modern diffusion of biological sex knowledge and sexual freedoms have plunged the world into a cris over AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). And why? because the most vital dimension in knowledge about sex and marriage has been missing MISSING FROM ALL KNOWLEDGE

So...
So, I'm going leaving my boys for a few days next month! I am sooooo excited. I'm going to drink so much that I will hopefully forget my name. Thats the plan anyway. I'm going to see a friend that I have not seen in a decade. Damn, its funny... We were such whores back in the day... lol... We had a banana thrown at us once while we were sitting at a bus stop looking like little hookers. Her parents forbid her from seeing me once cuz I introduced her to Offspring, and her parents didn't like that. Damn I've missed her... Sigh, I wonder how much trouble we can get in to as adults. Its gonna be fun! ~Tasha Give me release witness me I am outside give me peace Heaven holds a sense of wonder and I wanted to believe that I'd get caught up when the rage in me subsides In this white wave I am sinking in this silence in this white wave in this silence I believe Passion chokes the flower 'til she cries no more possessing all the beauty hungry still for more Heaven

Wedding Vow
You are God’s precious gift to me, my springtime, my hope and my joy. You are everything that’s good and pure and true and I worship you with my mind, body and soul. How blessed I am to be able to say that you are mine, to be able to love and cherish you for the rest of my days. I vow to always put you first in my life, always be there to comfort you in your sorrow and rejoice with you in your victories. May our hearts and very breath become one as we unite this day as husband and wife. I promise to be your true love from this day forward and forevermore…

Hehe
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said. "Will you use it to gamble?" "I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!" The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad." The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!!"

Fucking Is A Game
kissing is a habit fucking is a game boys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain he says he loves you you believe it thrue 10 days later he says to hell with you 15 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name a mother thats a whore this never would had happen if the condom hadnt tore

Anyone?
Does anyone know Arizona General Education Transfer & Graduation Requirements (college)? I contacted the college I'll be transfering to (I'll still be living here in Cali...it's a limited res program I'm going to do), but I'm bored right now and was just wondering. PS... thanks for rating my blog a 5. Heh.

Quicktime, Redux
If clicking "override quicktime safety" keeps bringing me back to the quicktime security warning page, then since I don't yet have a new computer with a more recent operating system on which I can install a newer version of Quicktime, and my attempts to disable Quicktime have failed, and I can't upgrade this computer without installing Firewire too (estimated cost - erm... ow. - well, it may come to temporary departure time until I do have a new machine. (Not suggesting that this is some sort of bad thing to angst over, just a statement of fact. And in any case, temporary. Once I know for sure, though, I'll change my profile settings so that any alerts are sent me once a day - at most, etc.; my e-mail and messenger info are available to friends and more personal info is there for those who I think must have it and should, though some I may have missed for any of that information can ask me. (In happier news, I'm almost done with page 2 of my "LilyPond"ing of a 1969 score by Benja

Ranting And Raving
why is it that there are men that lie and lie and lie to their girls and there are men that tell the truth and would give anything to please their girl. Somedays I am so lost and confused by what is going on in this world or with the people in it. I have worked since I was 14 almost 15 years old, Everything I have right now I have worked my ass off for and am still working my ass off for! Isn't there just ONE guy out there that wants to help out their girl and not blow his money away on drugs, booze, and friends. I may only be 19 but since i was 12 I have been treated like I was an adult and it has really got me no where in life except more responsabilities, bills and debt. Anymore I give up on trying to have an honest relationship because my last 3 have been a joke.

Marital Sex...
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. The mother was a bit worried on how they were going to cope with sex.. as thet never had it before... So, she made them all promise to send her a postcard with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said.. Good till the last drop. Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans" Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size" She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a w

Mr Lonely
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com well this is the first weekend i have free since my divorce and i gotta party alone that sucks. i got a full tank of gas, a hand full of money, and nwhere to go, no one to party with. oh well its been two years i drink alone in my room i guess this will be another one of those weekends. i just thought since my kids were going to their moms i might go somewhere//// i am going somewhere i just dont know where. i'll probably start at my cousins house so i can finish his tattoo and see what he wants next. plus i gotta pick up the design for his girl's tat. but if they start that couple shit i'm out. being alone and seeing everyone else with their girls just makes me want to "punch a baby". my brother and his girl sit and make out in front of me and i throw stuff at them.. anyways other then that i'm looking for someplace/someone to get drunk with. i've never been out so this would be a first so im really excited to go anywhere as long as i can get ba

Thank You!!!
HEY ALL!! JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU ONE AND ALL FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT I GOT FOR MY FIRST BLAST!!! FOR SOME OF YOU I HAVE RETURNED THE FAVORS, BUT I STILL OWE MOST OF YOU!!! REMAIN PATIENT WITH ME, I WILL GET BACK TO ALL OF YOU!!! I NEVER EXPECTED SUCH A RESPONSE!!! IT WAS REALLY FUN!! AND THANK YOU CURT FOR ALLOWING ME THAT TIME!! I OWE YOU TOO!! LOVE AND HUGS TO ALL!!! CATCH YA AROUND!!!

Don't Pay For A Woman's Attention
Don't PAY For A Woman's Attention >NOTE: There's a "secret language" that most men have never learned about... that you can learn and use to trigger attraction with women INSTANTLY. If you'd like to learn more about this amazing "language" and how to use it, just go here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/ I want to talk to you about a topic that is always on the minds of men... It's the topic of PAYING FOR THINGS FOR WOMEN. This includes paying for drinks and dinners, buying her gifts and taking her out to shows. The question is: "Should I pay?" Most guys feel OBLIGATED to pay if they go out with a woman on a date. Most guys feel COMPELLED to buy women gifts, flowers, etc. and "take women out" to "show them a good time". In fact, the "standard" approach for many guys is simply asking a woman, "Can I take you out sometime?" Of course, there's ALWAYS more than meets the eye when it com

My First Actual Ob Appointment
March 21st- Well today I am 11 weeks. I had my first actual OB appointment. I had the pap smear, pelvic exam and had to answer more questions about the history of my past births. They tried to hear the heart beat which is not always possible this early. As I figured they couldnt hear it, so she grabbed the sonogram machine, did a quick look and printed me out a picture. I also went down stairs and did the 1 hour glucose test because of my past history of gestational diabetes. Then I was sent to the Nutritionist to make an appointment to be put on a diabetic diet. (I will have to invest in sugar free candy and ice cream, lol) My Nutritionist appointment is next week. Also here at Stewart, to stay on my anxiety medication I have to see a behavioral specialist. So I went down to make the appointment and after I do a one on one with a Specialist and Social Worker and get in the system I have to go to the group meetings for people taking medication. The thing is they give a very low does of

"who's My Man?"
Now u gotta repost this as "Who's My girl?" or "Who's My man?" The first person to message you saying ..."Im your girl."... or "Im your man" will be your CHERRYTAP Babe... You have 2 even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours.=) Very fun to do

Your Personal Temple
YOUR PERSONAL TEMPLEBy: Daniel J. MaagTHERE IS A CHILL IN THE MORNING AIRAS YOU WALK OUT THE DOOROFF TO THE GYM TO PUMP IT UPFREE WEIGHTS AWAIT YOU ON THE FLOORNOT MANY UNDERSTAND YOUTHE REASONS WHY YOU DO ITTO BUILD YOUR BODY COMPLETLEYMUSCLES BULGING AND TOTALLY FITSOME DO IT FOR STRENGTHSOME DO IT FOR SHOWSOME DO IT FOR FUNAND OTHERS I DO NOT KNOWFOCUSING ON THE GOALS AHEADAS YOU DO YOUR NEXT SETTOTALLY LOST INTO YOURSELFAS YOU WORK UP A GOOD SWEATTHREE TO FOUR WORKOUTS A DAYDIET AND NUTRICIAN IS A MUSTYOU GET UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWNAND GET HOME WELL AFTER DUSKTHIS POEM IS A TRIBUTETO THOSE WHO PUMP AND SWEATI AM A TRUE FAN OF ALLYOU HAVE MY UTMOST RESPECTYOUR SACRIFICES HAVE BEEN NOTEDAND PLEASE TAKE IT TO HEARTKEEP BUILDING YOUR PERSONAL TEMPLEYOUR BODY IS THE TRUEST FORM OF ART

Fox News At 9 Marks Get Ready Mode....
for getting ready to get to work -- at least for this week. Loaded up the laundry in the washing machine... set the dishwasher on wash mode... warm up a dinner in the microwave... take a shower.... gather up some snacks to take with me to work... gather up some projects to work on down time... get dressed.... and race out the door!! LOL... I don't know why I wait until the last moment to do all those things, but I do tend to do so. Oh, well.... Thank goodness that FoxNews comes on ahead of the regular 10 o'clock news. It serves as a reminder when it does come on that time is shortening.... Hope you are all having a great evening! Kat

Spicy Italian Sausage With Chili-rubbed Onions On Creamy Polenta
Spicy Italian Sausage with Chili-Rubbed Onions on Creamy Polenta Italy meets New Orleans when sausage and onions cooked with Creole spices are served on a bed of creamy polenta, which is ideal for soaking up the tangy tomato sauce. Credit: Rori Trovato Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 tablespoons Creole seasoning * 2 medium onions, sliced into 1/4-inch slices * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 8 spicy Italian sausages (pork or turkey) * 3/4 cup water * 1 (14- to 16-ounce) can tomato puree * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley * 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt Polenta * 3 cups water * 1 teaspoon kosher salt * 3/4 cup yellow cornmeal * 1/2 cup cream cheese * 1/3 cup Parmesan cheese, plus additional for garnish * 1 tablespoon unsalted butter Directions: In a medium bowl, toss the Creole seasoning with the onions and set aside for 30 minutes or up to 3 hours. In a large skillet, heat the olive oil over medi

Why??
Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog. Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration. Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 U.S. leader

Plesae I Need Some Love
ATTENTION CONFEDERATE BOMBERS ALL OF YOU. PLEASE IM UP AGAINST SOME OF THE MEMBERS FROM ANOTHER ONE OF MY COMMENT BOMB TEAM. LETS SHOW THEM JUST HOW WELL WE WORK AS A FAMILY. LETS SHOW THEM THAT WE IN DEED ARE BETTER THAN THEM. THIS RUNS TILL THE 30TH AT 8PM CST. I HAVE BEEN RELEIVED FROM THE COMMENT BOMB SQUAD DUE TO MANY INTERY'S FROM THE MEMBERS OF THAT FAMILY. SO I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET ME TO WIN THIS BLAST. PLEASE, PLEASE WILL YOU HELP EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

The Holly/mistletoe And The Ivy
I realise that this is about four months too late, but has anyone else noticed the fact that the mistletoe that comes from the gift shop is actually holly? I mean, I'm no botanist, but I can tell the difference. Weird. Do you still have to kiss someone, or can you just tell them to fuck off and run away? And does it count after Christmas? I have given this way too much thought...

No Parent Left Behind
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh ou t loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray friday from sch

Publishing Magnate Robert Petersen Dies
LOS ANGELES - Robert E. Petersen, the publishing magnate whose Hot Rod and Motor Trend magazines helped shape America's car culture and who gave millions to a museum dedicated to his passion, has died. He was 80. Petersen died Friday of complications from neuroendocrine cancer at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica, said Dick Messer, director of the Petersen Automotive Museum in Los Angeles. "Mr. Petersen helped create and feed the American obsession with the automobile, delivering gasoline-powered dreams to the mailboxes of millions," Messer said. Petersen, the son of an auto mechanic, founded Hot Rod magazine in 1948 while trying to promote the custom-designed car show at the Los Angeles Armory. The following year, he launched Motor Trend for automobile enthusiasts. A dozen other specialty consumer magazines followed, including Guns & Ammo, Sport, Motorcyclist, Hunting, Mountain Biker, Photographic, Teen and Sassy. By the time his publishing empire was sold in 199

Hurry Up And Get Married
I hate to light a fire under your veil, but if you want to save a bundle on your wedding, hop to it. March and April are the best months to get married if you want to keep your special day from costing more than the down payment on your first condo. Given that the average wedding these days will set you back more than $20,000, putting a rush on those wedding invites (and explaining that no, it's not a shotgun affair) is certainly in order. Here come the savings ... Lovebirds pay a premium to tie the knot on a Saturday or in June. Pair the two, and you're facing a few extra Gs on your bill. Off-peak wedding months such as March and April are more affordable, as are morning weddings when food, transportation, and hall rentals can be a lot cheaper. Even if your wedding date is set in stone, all is not lost. A stroll down the aisle doesn't have to mire you and your lovely in debt. A little creative thinking can cut your wedding tab by 25% to 50%. Following are a few ways to save

Psycho Tst!
Psycho Test Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right-including me. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer). SCROLL DOWN. Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers

Thank You
Well I had a little bit of time and wanted to thank all the kind and sweet people that left me birthday wishes, birthday emails, and birthday gifts.. My life has been very busy, and changing for the better. I really have been applying myself where needed, and havent had much time for the net. I dont want anyone to think they are forgotten or that I dont appreciate everyones words of kindness to those that still stay in touch. Just maybe happiness has finally hit home, and thats all im going to say for now. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com Love hugs and kisses to you all.. cammy

From The Heart
from the heart If you were a teardrop In my eye, For fear of losing you I would never cry. And if the golden sun Should cease to shine its light, Just one smile from you Would make my whole world bright. When leaves have fallen from the trees And the sky is filled with storm, Just the thought of your gentle touch Is enough to keep me warm. When the moon up in the sky Shines a faint blue light, Memories of times we've shared Will keep me from sleep at night. If only i had the courage To speak these words to you. Every one is from the heart And couldn't be more true

Life's Curveballs
When life throws you a curveball what do you do? I don't mean some minor curveball like a pimple before a dance...I mean a major curveball like losing the things you care about because they weren't truthfull or because of whatever or whoever came into the picture and screwed things up. Why do I have to suffer and go through nine kinds of hell. I just don't understand why life has to be so damn difficult. I guess it is like I have always said..."Life's a bitch...then we die"

My Introduction
Hi, my name is Samantha and I am an exhibitionist/voyeur addict. Seriously though I really am. I am very tuned into what turns me on and ever since a young age it has been watching others when they are naked, having sex or masturbating and unaware of my presence. Most times when I am on my way to find one of my mini erotic escapades I myself am dressed extremely provocative; enjoying the shocked glares from woman as they hurry by me (but don't think I miss the jealousy in their eyes as they see my firm round breasts bouncing about under my mesh tee.) and the stares of sex starved men who can't pry their eyes away from me when I change my wet panties under the bleachers. When I am not indulging in my games I am also a phone sex operator with Bay City Blues, which helps me to release some of my sexual tension *winks* and a cocktail waitress. I work part time both jobs and love every minute of it! When I am not working I love to enjoy nature by day and party by night. I decided to s

Your Heart ..i Carry It With Me....
i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) i am never without it (anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling) i fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little Boy to do her first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hersheys kiss in his Mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't", said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. Its the thing your Daddy wants from your Mommy Before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "OH MY GOD!!! SPIT IT OUT. IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!!"

Favorite Line In Proverbs
"This may be my favorite line in Proverbs: "One who gives an honest answer gives a kiss on the lips." It sounds like something my Irish grandmother would say, if only I had an Irish grandmother." THE COMPLETE BOOK OF PROVERBS By David Plotz

Religious Young Woman
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face."

Wooden Heart
never stopped loving you Although the pain still hurts I never stopped thinking of you For I’m missing you; I’m trying to mend the pain Caused by the past, Trying to dry out the tears Caused by the crushed; Wondering why this needs to happen Asking you why You caused me this pain, Maybe, You don’t love me enough As I’m loving you so much It seems not worthy To suffer so much, Caused by the crushed Made my callous heart Bleeds a lot For you caused me pain And gave me a wounded heart.

Explaining The Male Mind
THIS WAS FOUND IN A ARTICAL IN A MAGAZINE..AND WAS BROUGHT TO ME FOR SOME REASON..LMAO TURNS OUT,THE REASON YOUR GUY BEHAVES IN WAYS THATS SO STRANGE TO YOU IS BECAUSE WHAT MEN ARE THINKING IS SO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT WOMEN ARE THINKING.. MEN : MEN HAVE JUST ONE THING ON THEIR MINDS:WHAT THEY'RE DOING AT THAT SECOND.. WOMEN : WHY WOMEN MULTI TASK~~IN THE STONE AGE,FEMALES HAD TO JUGGLE FOOD GATHERING,COOKING,AND CARING FOR CHILDREN..ALL MEN HAD TO DO WAS HUNT.. (HMM SEEMS AS THOUGH THAT HASN'T CHANGED MUCH..) IN FEMALES,THE AREA IN CHARGE OF GUT FEELINGS IS MORE ACTIVE,HENCE WOMEN'S INTUITION.. WOMEN : HAVE A SENSE OF SMELL.. MEN : DON'T NOTICE ODORS AS MUCH.. WOMEN : RECALL EVERY ROMANTIC EVENT IN DETAIL.. MEN : ...NOT SO MUCH.. WOMEN : THINK ABOUT SEX DAILY.. MEN : THINK ABOUT IT INCESSANTLY.. WOMEN : CHEAT FOR THE CONNECTION.. MEN : CHEAT FOR THE THRILL.. WOMEN : CAN QUICKLY TELL IF SOMEONE'S UPSET.. MEN : DON'T PICK UP ON SADNE

Players
Players The anticipation continually grew in my body as I stepped foot on the field. All geared up and ready to go. Mask pulled down over my face, marker in hand and extra paint in pods. I was ready to hunt the one who was hunting me. Or rather find the one who was somewhere on the vast field awaiting my arrival. I had a general idea of where he was, but the woods are big. But I knew I was determined to find him and let “OUR” game begin. There was only one other obstacle in my way and that was the other 400+ players. So I was going to have to fight my way through the woods to my goal. I knew I would have to survive at least 3 field base battles and who knew how many through the woods before I would find my lover. The sounds of my first battle were getting closer and closer with every cautious step I took. A paintball went whizzing by my head. I turned to look in the direction it came from with my finger tentatively hovering over my trigger. I didn’t see anyone t

Having A Gripe At The Takers Who Never Give
I am sorry if this offends some but , ahhh well, stiff shit....it's the truth !!! What is the go on this site with those who have those fucking names with "i will return the cherry love" shit? Ya go rate all their shit,they drop by your page leave a comment bullshitting on about, gunna,gunna,gunna,gunna return the love AND THAT'S THEIR EFFORTS IN A NUTSHELL....to them kind of people....FUCK OFF. Another of my pet hates is those fuckers who shoutbox you,and i know we all get this,but fucking hell.."rate me in a comp and i will show return love"....for fuck sakes.....no thanks....ya either rate or not;don't want people who offer these services and because i cannot due to the fact i am outta damned comments or rates,they huff and puff,never to be heard from again.....tossers!!! I have rated this blog as NSFW for the easily offended cry babies so don't get childish and cry over a word or two we all use....we are meant to be adults in an adult site right????? I just get pissed a

Downraters
To all u immature, rude down raters, if u dont like my pics, dont rate them, I wouldnt give u anything but 10s, so stay off my page if ur gonna be an immature jealous azz, Ive noticed its women down rating too, u dont like my pics, go buh bye, I dont want ur rates. So if u cant leave 10s, dont leave anything at all. This is an adult site, GROW UP!!

A Handy Tool........
This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emmanating, it is returned to its freely hangi

Just Be Honest....please
Is anyone real about their feelings anymore?? Does saying "I love you" mean anything to people anymore....or is it just something that's loosely thrown around??? I can honestly say....if I tell someone I love them....I mean it. Maybe showing my emotions makes me weak....I don't know...but I do know that I feel....and I cry....and I hurt sometimes.....but that's because I'm human. I treat people the way I want them to treat me....been hurt too many times to hurt someone else. I don't know how to just turn my feelings off....that's just not me. How is that so many people can???? I sure wish someone would enlighten me.

Wishful Thinking
Wishful Thinking I want to cover you in roses until the thorns make you bleed. Make you feel the pain you have forced me to see. The rain falls around me like a million stabbing knives, And you don't seem to understand why my heart dies. Your soul is mine; my heart is yours. Why can't we stay like this; please stop slamming doors. I'm locked out without a key. To the ground fall pieces of me. Pieces that your touch made warm Your love was like honey that bees did swarm. My life ends when you give up. I wish I was the wine you drink from your cup. I want to be the breeze on your hot day. The sun on your back as you lay. But some devious spirit has blown out the flame. We are different, yet we are the same. Lay with me here in this grave, And pray for God my life to save. For there is no me when you disappear. My cries to you you do not hear. The pain is unbearable; I hope you can feel it. You can see the hurt in my face; I cannot conceal it. Come back

What Happened?
well i havent been on cherrytap much lately because my computer crashed and i lost everything on it.. photo's, music.. everything.. because of that my radio station (R)Evolut!on Rad!o has been off the air till i can get my music back. I will be running the station on a seperate computer which will allow me to keep the station running 24/7. its hard to do when i run the station on my main pc.. obviously.. i have to restart the computer every now and then. so thats the deal, i have been discouraged because it seems like i have to start all over so i havent been on ct much. i miss all my friends.. sorry i havent written and kept in touch the past month.. i will be back soon.. hope u all dont forget about me.. much love to all... (R)0bb!E T.

The Lost Of My Son
i lost my son junior about two years ago he was tragically ran over in front of my face i did cpr but there was no saving him he died instantly my son went from playing one minute to being dead so if you have kids please cherish them they might make you mad but they are only kids! i would give anything to have my son back or to have taken his place but it is to late for that! i miss him everyday i think of him constantly so i am working hard to make it to heaven to see him and i will make one way or another! i miss his smile his laugh and the way he took to everyone he is my angel and he was and is my best friend he is my hero cause he taught me the real meaning of life and love! i miss you son and mom will make it to you one day! that is a promise! r.i.p junior you will forever be remebered and missed!spread your wings and fly

Garden Of Friendship
G is for genuine, the friendships are just this A is for always here for you, to join you in your bliss R is for respect, for you'll find it does abound D is for durable, it's always around E is for everlasting, as friendships should be N is for nurturing, therefor this is the key O is for outstanding, you'll find this is so true F is for friendship can make you smile, when you are blue. F is for fantastic, the way you'll always feel R is for reliable, now that's a great deal I is for independence, cause we're all so unique E is for equal, in all we do and speak N is for necessary, cause life without friends D does not supply the soul with a purpose to our end S is for support, friends always do you know H is for happiness when the friendships grow I is for ideas, we share them with each other P is for the privilege of knowing one another. Comments are welcome!!

Water Or Coke?
Water or Coke? I could not believe this..... Very interesting WATER 1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population.) #2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger. #3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%. #4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study. #5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. #6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. #7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page. #8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50%

Stardate 03-29-2007
The more I write these blogs, the more I feel like Danny Bonnaduce lol. It seems like every day I can't escape a little bit of drama in my life. Tomorrow I'll be going to a wedding. My cousin is getting married. I find it odd they picked a Friday to get married on, but they're getting married in Chicago, so I'm guessing they're picking a date that they could fit in. We've known about this wedding for two months, RSVP'ed a month ago, and have discussed it for weeks. I admit, mostly how we didn't want to go. I haven't seen my cousin in 10 years, they've never met my wife, and driving thru Chicago Rush hour traffic just to get there. Last night, I reminded my wife that she needed to put in for her half day, she then informed me that she couldn't do that, she took a half day on Monday due to illness (translated:hangover). Then the fireworks started, which ended up with me going by myself with my kids and my mom, and her working and staying home. This is the second time this week

This Was Just An Idea. . . Let Me Know If You Think Its Stupid. . .
I've been seeing ALOT of BBW contests lately. . . So here's just a thought. Why not have a Cowgirl BBW contest?? Entries must have a cowgirlish theme to it. I was also thinking of having a Sexiest Cowboy contest. Those need to have a cowboyish theme as well. All entries welcome as long as you have a theme! There will be 1st 2nd and 3rd place for both. But they won't be held at the same time. 1st - 3rd place prizes depend upon the turnout of contestants and if anyone takes it seriously. I hope it's as good as it was last time. But entries can be either sent to my mailbox or they can be sent to this blog. Make sure to tell your friends!

"what Have I Become:i Don't Even Know Who I Am Any-more..."
You Are A Demon Liv EN' EN'My Head- Tell EN'Me To Do Your Evil Deedz... I Listen To Your Constant Demand- EN'Fulfill Your Evil Need... Blindly Sacraficing Every-Thang- Not Think EN'Of The Price To Pay.... Just Look EN'For Another Blast- EN'Liv EN'Day By Day...(Part1)

Texas Friends
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk TEXAS FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you ---------------------------------------------------------

Us
this poem is called "us" and i wrote this on 1/11/06. and this is also to that special someone. sometimes im at a lost for words, i just cant describe, what your making me feel inside.. its such a good feeling, to know that theres, some one, like you, that cares alot for me too.. so far so good, we can talk about anything, from serious shitt, to bull shitt, and its all good, to me and you.. i like the way you carry yourself, and your great attitude.. i like that you dont get mad easily, over petty shitt like, other guys i know do.. i like that your close, with your brothers, your mom, and your grandparents too, cause im close with my family too.. i like that your hard working, and you always tell me, what your about to do.. i like that you keep me updated, it seems like im there with you.. i like when you describe, what your wearing or doing, cause i can just close my eyes, and visualize.. i love waking up and, seeing the words,

Which Dessert Would You Choose?
WHICH DESSERT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one!) Trust me....this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality Test, let the group know what you are! and how close it was! Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake So, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully What your choice will be.............. OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what the research says About you... SCROLL DOWN---No Cheating 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy Items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive

The Blood That Is Always On The Tip Of My Tongue
Step inside my glory gore You can’t have a taste but you can gorge Bites are for the weak, chew out a hole Are you a gamer or warrior? Can you stride while you crawl? Want to see a magic trick? Now you see the blade now you don’t You were all closed up and now you’re open Held back Backed up But now flowing Let my idle hands spin a story Once upon a skin there was some blood, and here it is Dripping off your chin and collecting in your cleavage Pull back and slap the gash incite an enhancement of the seepage Turn the gear for 3 more creases Bend the air, tightened pores and popped flesh Strike the hot iron with a hammer of appeasement Design with me a branding crest Mark me with your dental impressions Mark me as your pet

5 Minute Management Course
Five Minute Management Lessons Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. S

Which Way To Go?
Which Way to Go, Lord? Dr. Creflo A. Dollar God wants you to know exactly where you're going in life. He doesn't want you to stumble around, unsure of whether the steps you are taking are the right ones. Instead, He desires that you have crystal-clear spiritual hearing so you can receive specific instructions regarding the path He wants you to take in life. In other words, God wants you to stop and ask Him for directions daily! Like the prophet Jeremiah, you have a God-given mission (Jeremiah 1:4-;10; 29:11). The key to carrying out the mission, or vision, God has given you is your ability to receive directions from Him and your willingness to immediately obey what He tells you to do. God wants to give you detailed instructions about which way to go as well as every situation that concerns you. He doesn't just want to deal with you in vague impressions either, but in specifics. When you increase your awareness of God's voice, you position yourself to step right into His perfec

One Down
So here I am listening to "In this twilight" (from the upcoming NiN album: Year Zero, slated for April) on loop after completing, wordcounting (1469/1000 words, well over the target), editing, manually double spacing, and externally spellchecking my third paper for this critical analysis course. Shit is going on. And hardly any of it is good. And I'm a ripe, tea drinking bastard. That's neither a revelation, nor an understatement of what I mean by "bastard". My right middle knuckle is split and scabbed to all hell. My fingers with the most prominently protruding knuckles are jammed to all shit. And I'm still getting endorphens from exercise despite the initial cramps of sitting out three months. Maybe I shouldn't punch so hard. Yeah... like I can find the offswitch. Like I would use it even if I could. I'm still a ripe bastard. Shit is still going on. And I've still got a project to do, and 2 huge projects on the horizon, with little to no time at present to set appointme

New Tally...over 40 And Sexy Contest
5,045...6,129 4,717...5,029 2,845...3,074 1,340...1,343 1,193...1,235 478.....478 Are ya seein' a pattern here? Seems everyones comment totals keep rising, while my continue to be the same. I suppose it's a good thing I'm a pretty secure gal, or I'd be wondering if I'm really that ugly! lol Come on guys...so many of you pushed for me to do this contest...which I really thought would be fun to do. Now...when I need a bit of support...eveyone seems to have disappeared...or who knows, maybe "conveniently" disappeared. My purpose for running in this contest sure wasn't to win....I went in to it knowing that would probably not be the case at all. The reason I wanted to enter, was to see all the friends I've made on CT come together, so I would be able to see just how great all of you really were. For those that have been in...and you know who you are...Thank you so so much. You were some of those that I knew without a doubt I could count on, and would be there when the time ca

Children On This Site Need To Be Spanked
Another good one is chased away by adolescent pricks who just can't act their age. Pisses me off that the good ones leave and all we're getting left here are scrotum sweat punks. On one hand I'm pissed at my friend for letting these insignificant little dicks chase her away with their lude and crude remarks on her photos, and then physical threats because she doesn't respond to them. But I'm also pissed that CT hasn't done anything about it when they get the reports of the profiles that do this. Physical threatening is a crime in the Internet and should be dealth with accordingly. To my friend; I am angry you left and did not fight this, but am still your friend. One day I hope our paths will cross. I will remember the lolz provided with a smile. To these pricks that did this; I will make it my personal mission in life to search you out and make your existance here and on earth absolutely miserable. To CT; get your fucking heads out of your ass and act when it's more then jus

Can Never Make A Woman Happy
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch..... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good

Lost Which Was Never Given
Walk in the world of the unforgiven. Pull back upon your life. Stop. Hold. Wait. Find what wasnt given. Continue. Move on. Search and review. Lost. Scared. Dark. Youve just lost which was never given.

My Boyfriend
I love Adam so much! Idk what I would do without him! Yea, we do have some problems but we get though them like we always do! I want to be with him for the rest of my life! I don't regret one minute of being with him even with all the fighting and break ups! And I would never do anything to hurt him cuz I love him way too much to do that! I would never cheat on him or doing anything without him knowing about it! I know he isn't the perfect boyfriend but no one is perfect and anyways...he's perfect in my book!!!!! And for all you ppl who tell me I can do better....f*** off cuz I don't want better and I don't need better! In fact, Adam is the only person I want and if I ever lost him, I would loose everything in my life...you wanna know why? Cuz adam is my life! Well that is how I feel and that is how I will always feel! Adam is my one and only and always will be and u know what....I'm so proud of what we have grown to be and I am proud of who he is now! Thinking about being with him mak

41 Mistakes Men Make In Bed
1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. We often forget we have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most of us act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do we fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like we're trying to deflate her body via her breasts?

Just Not Right
the phone rings, his voice straind, all he says is "you need to come over". i pull in the driveway, somethings not right. i knock on the door with no answer, i know its open so i walk in. its quiet, way too fucking quiet. i shouldev driven faster i shouldev asked more questions, i shouldev done alot. i walk thru the house yelling "hey marty you here?" with no response. i walk down the hall to his room, i smell gunsmoke, i walk faster with my stomach in my throut. i round the corner unprepared, lying on the ground is his body. he had blown his face off with a .45, i run to his side, crying i seek life, any life. none is there he is gone. not a night goes by that i dont have nightmares about that day. all i know is that he lives on in the heart of every motorcycle rider. as far as i am concerned Marty Moates will never die!

I Just Dont Know
Its been a really long time since I have written a blog. Probably will be a long time before another gets posted. But here is one none the less. To get everyone caught up. On what has happened. Since the last blog. Here it all goes. First subject. I almost deleted my account. I got almost completely deleted. When three other poeple convinced me to stay. I thank them so much for making me see I was leaving for the wrong reasons. Second thing. I have been being accused of doing many things online. Which no matter how much you want to blame me for. You cant. Cause Im am not online as much anymore. And when I am I am bouncing back and forth between two pages. My Own personal one, And of course the family page. Ansering questions. Doing what I have too. Which now brings me to my last subject. It also brings all of you up to date. Lately I feel like everything around me is falling apart.Im running all over ct trying to frantically find all my family members. Centralizing them all on to the f

Until The Blade Of Conflict Cuts
Heading to lay down on the couch, I am still sick and can't live on the computer all night, lol! Would love some rates and comments Hugs and kisses, Wonder Woman AKA Jen and Prince Zachary

Erotica: Waterfall
The lunch was simple, some sandwiches, some wine, some cheese, most of all some flirting. Cleaning up and sitting there on the blanket you bought I'm amazed by how the noon sun reflects of your hair and skin. It seems to give you an angelic aura which increases my longing for you. You finish wiping your mouth and smile at me.. "I have something to show you.." the coyness on your face and in your voice only increase my longing. "Oh really?" I laugh back my mind suddenly filled with visions of lust.. "Yes I do hun...but its gotta be a surprise.." you reach into your purse and pull out a small black blindfold.."Let me put this on you..then I'll bring you to where we need to go..I want it to be a complete surprise.." your smile is positively devilish now, in complete contrast to the angelic glow coming from your body. But I dont think about..I simply agree and before I know your blacked tou the outside world to me. You take my hand and whisper to me "Don't wo

Religion And Then Some
okay... the people who know me or the people who read my profile know im Wiccan, and very proud of it... i have NO problem with anyone else of any other religion, i could care less really. if someone wants to worship some fat guy who sat under a tree then have fun, if you want to pray to a man who died on a cross to save your soul then do it, i dont care... what i do care about is the fact that im getting treated like i worship the devil or something. i was at the funeral home tonight with my mother paying my respects to a man who passed away that i knew from my mom's work, this mad went to a church so there were a lot of people there from the church and i understand if someone has a penticle on yeah its gonna look out of place. that does not give you the right to sit there and give me evil looks like i have the number 669 on my forehead. i am a person just like you are, do not treat me any differently, all that will do is piss me off... i respect what you believe in so please

Dare Ya To Answer These Sex ??
Yes, I did a repost. :P LOL 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? Yes 2. Do they know it? I don't know 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? No 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? Making love 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? No 6. What is your favorite position? Woman on top or side by side from behind. 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? It's a very nice thought. ;) 8. Give or receive oral? Both 9. Kinky or sneaky? Sneaky 10. Loud or quiet? I'm pretty quiet 11. Ruff of soft? Soft 12. Foreplay or not? Foreplay is a must 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? No 14. Spank or be spanked? Spank once in a while 15. Condoms or not? Better safe than sorry 16. Masturbate or not? Of course I do 17. Role-playing or not? Not really into it 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this? I probably will.

Ever Wonder What Eggs And A Bunny Have To Do With Easter?
PLEASE EVERYONE KEEP THE FOCUS OF EASTER ON THE REAL REASON WE HAVE IT!! THE RESURRECTION OF JESUS CHRIST!! ITS OK TO TEACH YOUR KIDS ABOUT THE EASTER BUNNY AND EASTER EGGS BUT PLEASE TELL THEM WHY WE USE THESE SYMBOLS!!! Easter egg origin stories abound—one has an emperor claiming that the Resurrection was as likely as eggs turning red. An Orthodox tradition is the presenting of red colored eggs to friends while giving Easter greetings. This custom had its beginning with Mary Magdalene. After the Ascension of Christ, she went to the Emperor of Rome and greeted him with "Christ is risen", as she gave him a red egg. She then began preaching Christianity to him. The egg is symbolic of the grave and life renewed by breaking out of it. The red symbolizes the blood of Christ redeeming the world, represented by the egg, and our regeneration through the bloodshed for us by Christ. The egg itself is a symbol of the Resurrection while being dormant it contains a new life

Rude Customer
For all workers who work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS" The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address micropho

Eff Them
fuck parents, fuck boyfriends, fuck crushes, fuck chances wit guys, fuck "i love you"... i'm back to my old self, my old non-carin self. i'm tired of the lies and the cryin and the heartbreaking. i'm tired of listenin to my parents tellin me the shit i have to do. i'm tired of gettin frustrated and of constantly tryin to be on my best behavior. i'm tired of being the self-sacrifice, the responsible one, the "friend" or the girl on the side listenin to your lies. i'm tired of breathing, i'm tired of feeling, i'm tired of thinking and writing. i'm fuckin sick and tired of everything.

Boy Anticipates Sex With His Girlfriend
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, w

It's Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a b

The Exploration Of Who You Are,
People should focus on the exploration of who they are, Not what society decides... to set at it's par, It does tend to be difficult... from time to time, It's just like coming up with that next.. that next... with that next rhyme, Life becomes cloudy, things don't make sense, Then the fog starts to clear, with everything pass tense. A sudden sense of knowing... A EPIPHANY.. it illuminates the point of confusion, You have taken one more step in the long walk of life, one of many conclusions, The who you are, and how you think,.. is that much closer.. to who you really are, And that may be the solution. Nojjoy 2006

Gone For Awhile
Sorry To Inform You All But I Wont Be Online For Awhile :( I Got Shut Off TOday For Bullshit Reasons We Wont Talk About And I Jus Dont Have No Other Way To Get Back On Right Now So Until I Can Get Back On Ill Be Thinking Of Ya's n Missing Ya's Do The Same Please Cuz Im Gonna Be Really Upset For Awhile Not Being Able To Get Online. Take Care Love Yas ~Stacy~

Evilbitch's Survey Thingie
Personal My name is: Samma My place of birth: Upstate New York My date of birth: Nov 24 My age: 31 My marital status: Single My astrological sign: Sagittarius My profession: pissing people off

Thee Point Is
ok like all im asking is something simple.i just want a guy to be truthful with me.Only flirt with me.and ya..stuff like that.im tired of it i quit.honestly.fuck it.im not talking to i dunno who but if i dont talk to u that means u've hurt my feelings.k.. on a lighter note-i want to thank all my friends that were here for me really appreciate it.peace.

Reflections
Often consumed by wonder of what's right and what's wrong. What's black or grey or maybe even white. Who are you?and why are you here? Where did you come from? Oh yeah. I know you. Your my old familiar friend. How have you been? Fuck that! Didn't you fuck me over? Really? That wasn't because of you? Don't lie fucker! Ok let's go! Hey wait a minute this isn't the way!fuck yes it is. I know exactly where we are headed. Damn! How did I get here again? Why do I always end up here? Shut who am I kiddin I know why! Fucking mirrors!!!

Bet You Didn't Know
It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in their head. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a millisecond. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabet Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Rats and horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English langua

Sexxy Lady Contest Now Open!
~~ SeXxY LaDy Contest ~~ I need 10 to 15 Ladys for my contest! First Place wins Blast from me! 2nd and 3rd places wins V.I.P. Gifts! 1st Lady is...... with 1 comments 2nd Lady is...... with 1 comments 3rd Lady is...... with 1 comments 4th Lady is...... with 1 comments 5th Lady is...... with 1 comments 6th Lady is...... with 1 comments 7th Lady is...... with 1 comments 8th Lady is...... with 1 comments 9th Lady is...... with 1 comments 10th Lady is...... with 1 comments 11th Lady is...... with 1 comments 12th Lady is...... with 1 comments 13th Lady is......

Driving Home Very Drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers. "Are you Mr. Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he was. "Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he. "And what did you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. "Where is your car now?" the troopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage. "May we see the car?" asked the troopers

Don't Mess With Children
6 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a > human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; > it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

Which Egyptian Goddess Is In Your Soul?
Which Egyptian Goddess is in your Soul ( WITH BEAUTIFULL PICTURES and a myth with each outcome) The goddess in you soul is Isis. She is the mother goddess. When her husband Osiris was gone on a journey she was the queen of Egypt. When she heard that osiris was killed by Seth ( his evil brother) she looked for him and found him with the help of all the Gods. Anubis made a mummy of him so that Isis could put him together and made him alive again. Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Sooo Funny And True.
Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, . I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they j

I Just Do Not Get It
Someone please explain all the complaining to me. I just do not get some people. Ok it was the NSFW bullshit at first. I will say that I think it is worded incorrectly and should have nothing to do with "work" as a warning that it contains adult content. But the fact is it is adult, and yes an adult site, so be the freaking adult and mark it as so. I personally do not care if you want to display your tits, crotch and cock but it should be MY choice if I want to see it. The whole site is about egotistical bullshit. Do people really need a score to make themselves feel better? It blows my mind that anyone actually pays for this shit. I thought it was basically a virtual night club. I would NEVER pay to wear a sign begging for people to like me and look at me, ohh and then judge me while out at a club. AKA a blast. These are the people I would run from. Then you have those who pay to be the cool people with the nifty colored name. WHY do you do this??? So you can rate someone a whole poin

My Poetry(please Read)
Never I get so close but yet so far to being truly happy And then I speak to you Then I go back to my old self you make me so crazy I am almost 20 years old you make me feel like I am two I don't want to be near you anymore I wish I could hate you But no matter what I will still love you nothing you can do will change that But sometimes you make me want to die Sometimes I feel worthless when I am with you I don't feel good about my self around you It's like being in a bubble of negativity But I can't break the bubble The friends that I love are slowly breaking it But you make it come back never am I going to be happy when I am with you Jessica L. Harper

Fireman Tears
FIREMENS TEARS The alarm rang, as it had so many times before. He was the first of the fireman up and out, awakened from his bed at the station by the clanging of the bell. Engine 3 pulled out of the bay, dispatch paged another station. And all the firemen aboard the truck were tensed with anticipation "It's gonna be a nice 'un, boys," He said as he donned his gear. And the young bucks smiled at him as they drew ever near. They turned onto his own street and he could see the fire's work He hoped their mother woke his kids to see their dad at work. His heart sank as he saw the home that he so dearly loved going up in smoke and flames as he donned his gloves. Agressively he hit the fire and searched the rooms above. And with a flare of personal vengeance he saved what remained of his home. As he left the world of flaming hell he saw his little girl He ran quickly to her side and said "Honey, Daddy's here." He would never forget what next she said As he held her

Someone To Belong:)
" bOy wAs AbOut tO die bUt bEfOre hE did.. He gAve his gUrL A dOzEn RosEs.. 1 wAs ArtificiaL And 11 wAs reaL And sAid.. bAby iL Love yOu tiL d LAst One diEs... This story has touched my heart and leave million questions in my minds...when do you know when you are in love?... when the love is real? is it when you are ready to do foolish things in the name of love? or IS LOVE ENOUGH????.. they say love is blind..for me,,its not true love can see everything.. from the small holes up too the big .. from one dirt to a bigger mess, they just i t is blind because when you start loving it is not the naked eyes that see but its the eyes of the heart that knows and it is our choice not see what is right and what is wrong it is us who accept even when the truth is in our face and saying..STOP...or you will die because of so much love.. love will make or break you!!! you really dont know what is love is until you get to appoint where you are ready to trade 10 years of your life for a si

This One Is For Redheads...
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurts wherever she touched it. Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken...

Yes!!..even Angels Are Sexy!
Yes!!..Even angels are Sexy! Send this to all ur sexii friends. Including person who sent it to u ....?SeXy?..?SeXy? ...?SeXy?...?SeXy? .?SeXy?.......?SeXy? ...?SeXy.?.....?SeXy? ......?SeXy? ...........?SeXy? ?SeXy?......?SeXy? .?SeXy?.......?SeXy? ...?SeXy?...?SeXy? .........?SeXy? ?SeXy??SeXy??SeXy? ?SeXy??SeXy??SeXy? ?SeXy? ?SeXy? ?SeXy??SeXy? ?SeXy??SeXy? ?SeXy? ?SeXy? ?SeXy??SeXy??SeXy? ?SeXy??SeXy??SeXy? ?SeXy?.......?SeXy? .?SeXy?.....?SeXy? ..?SeXy?...?SeXy? ...?SeXy?.?SeXy? ....?SeXy??SeXy? ....?SeXy??SeXy? ...?SeXy?.?SeXy? ..?SeXy?...?SeXy? .?SeXy?.....?SeXy? ?SeXy?.......?SeXy? ?SeXy?......?SeXy? ?SeXy?......?SeXy? ?SeXy?.....?SeXy? .?SeXy?...?SeXy? ..S?eXy?.?SeXy? ...?SeXy?SeXy?? .......?SeXy? ......?SeXy? ......?SeXy? IF YOU GET THIS BACK: 1 UR NOT THAT SEXY 2-3 UR SO SEXY 4-6 OMG TOTAL SEXY BABE 7-10 UR SO SEXY ITS UNBELIEVEABLE

Me And My Baby Boy
Me and my babyboy, we ride like soldiers. We got each others back. Hes my life and sanity. For me he will attack. My babyboy is greyish blue and he means everything. Theres many nights we go to the park and in the darkness, out loud I sang. Without him, i wouldnt be here, thats why hes my sanity. I love my Malachi with all my heart and he is my everthing. Just me and my baby boy, soldiers til the end. Hes unique just like his dad and hes also my best friend

Harley Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, " Ah, yes." "Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws In

I Shouldnt Be Feeling Empty
i shouldn't be feeling empty yet my heart yearns not to ache i shouldn't be feeling guilty yet i make so many mistakes i dont know how to fix it but put up the temporary facades that convince even myself that at times im okay i dont know what im supposed to being doing i'm not even sure if i really know who i am but i keep pushing and growing in what i know to be there knowing eventually it will all slide out from me again its easier for me to focus on others issues than to look at or face my own i just want things to be okay and to not run and hide from all my guilt and fear i'm so angry that they think it can just be prayed away and that it will just make it better and take all the guilt away i know life isnt meant to be easy nor robots are we wanting to be but i struggle with the rollercoast that never seems to stop the treck that never seems to go anywhere but a few steps forward than slides right back i feel out of place, i feel out of wack i just

The Big Chief......
There was this chief somewhere in the dark continent... and he was constipated.... Aftr the 1st day, he send a runner to go get his personal medicine man... The medicine man asked the runner..what the problems was... he says... "Big Chief, No Sh*t"... So he send the Chief some local laxatives and told the runner to tell the chief to take 2 pills... Unfortunately there was no improvement in the chief's condition... so he send the runner again to the medicine man... This time he told the runner to tell the chief to take 4 pills... Again there was no improvement and the chief had problem cr*ppin... Nextday, he screamed at the runner and said .. if there is no improvement by tomorrow, both you and the medicine man would be tomorrow's supper.. The runner, scared stiff explained this to the doctor.. The Doctor calmly advised him to tell the chief to take 8 pills, knowing the strength of the pills.. The runner on the way thought, instead of the 8 pills, wha

Help..............6 Days Left. Ends April 15th 8pm Est
Please stop by and rate & comment bomb. Queen Of Ct Contest, almost over, come show tons of love :) Thanks so much!! xoxoxox Jen Just click on the pic below. In #2 place right now.

Rewind
Give me this time, briefly, a breath, if only a breath, a moment away from you, not that there isn't love, just exhaustion, tired, remind me of everything, remind me why I love you, because all I have is tired, exhausted. remind me. remind me,

Roses
A carpet of flowers, the end of all reasons, sleep now, the point is lost, and all we have is the sweet smell, of the end of everything, a carpet of flowers, to lay on. Kiss good bye to everything and lie on down, you want an end to to warfare, a secret that makes this world make any sort of sense, a carpet of flowers, ease you to your sleep, and set all those reasons why aside. Sleep so simple why bother with anything more? Close your eyes and breathe in the sweet smell, a carpet of flowers, who would want anything else?

An Erotic Writting
Sitting alone in the darkness of her world , she found herself lost in a fantasy.Hard as she trys to supress her desires , her mind will not let her escape.As she closes her eyes,her mind takes control of her body.The power she once possesed has left her willingly.She lets her hands fall gently upon her lap ... her fingers kneeding into her silk night gown. Her heart races as small fingers work the silk up above her thighs..Focusing on her breath , she inhales ,her fingers have exposed her pale flesh.Visions of him filling her head , her need growing more intense .As she runs her tongue over her lips she allows her hand to roam over her inner thigh.Her fingers find a spot , she knows this is her mark , the warm dampness reassures her.Wondering over the swollen mounds her fingers explore , learning of their surrounding , feeling the heat , becoming moist from her wetness.breaths being deeper , quicker , as her heart pounds a beat of want.She parts herself to reviel her hidden treasure.H

Ant Problem!!
I so do not have love for these freakin ants! Somebody please tell me in a few days time why I have a colony of ants move into my keyboard?????!!! Does anyone have any suggestions on how to whip hem all out a once without using An atomic bomb? LoL

Conjuring Peace.
Conjuring peace. The smell of sage calming the rage Cleansing one’s mind as you read this page Conjuring the spirits from within Purifying your thoughts, protecting you from sin Chanting the word in signing rhyme Binding your enemies for all time Scott baker

I Think...
I think you sway me, I think you make me weak I think you are perfect I think this might work I think I am changing I think I could be wonderful I think I could learn how to make a bed I am this and only this I am me, I am learning how to talk I am wanting you more and more I am seeing you and life in a different way I am a better friend I am becoming a better Honey Bunny I am here for you and you know that You make my toes curl You make me rethink myself You make the grey, blue again You hold me in a way that is wonderful You send shivers up my spine You say the most wonderful things to me You say things that make me think You have been burned, and thrown away You have been through the opposite You have good health, You have a good mind You have a different perspective on this world You I'm sure would take the trash out You would come home at the end of the day You would love what ever I cooked for you. We could be that couple that people envy We

Deployed Again
Well the time in Qatar was fun, looking back on it. I made a lot of friends and had a good time just being me. Now it is time to serve once again. I am sitting in the airport in Istanbul, Turkey. I will move forward from here to Tajikistan for one year. It sure seems like a very long time. I love the USA and I am going to miss it!

Well That Comment Didn't Make Me Sound Gay Or Anything
Dude, putting a photoshop filters on a picture isn't art. Thats putting a photoshop filter on a picture. Christ anyone can do that. Retarded six year olds have better concepts of what art is. I am all for the art is what you like thing, but at certain points some things are fucking shit. Its like the quantity over quality thing with tattoos. Yes you can have lots of shit tattoos, but then you have no quality. Great, you have bad art permanently engraved upon your body. Are you trying to get government aid for being a retard? Shit, we can get you disability much more easily I'm certain. Just injure yourself. Its a lot better than paying some hack that doesn't know how to push ink from point A to B. All you do then is wind up with an over priced piece of crap that you cant even hide in a garage until the day your grand children find it and say, "Man we have some stupid people in our family." when they see it. No this will be a constant reminder to yourself and all around you

Winter Classes For Men
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY March 31, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 2 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 5 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturda

Midday Pleasures
Mid day Pleasures of the Flesh... WHat a Bitch Grouchy, elitist, jumping down everyone's throat Ah lunch time fast approaches An hour away form the Dragon Lady Take a Late Lunch Work for you to do Smiles from departiong co-workers As I march to her office, pissed beyond words As the last person departed for lunch she locked her office door Curtains drawn, lights low Ths began her transformation Handing me a taste of sweet blueberry brandy Dream or reality, Is this the dragon Lady? I said you have work to do, Drink it! Doing as she commanded, intrigued Stripping with the grace of a eagle and the prowess of a Lioness My body on fire, and under her spell Yet told not to touch or undress Mama commands and demands Be a Good Boy and Mama will reward you Her long flowing hair, grogeous breasts, glistened sex Divine Perfection, Envy of the Universe My own prowess and control betrayed me My mind, body, soul, in tune with and under her control STan

For Understanding
Self centered and full of pride Forgotten spirit born and died Bereft of hope unreachable fool Losing the moments greatest jewel Belief to be above all distain Yet alone and left to feel the pain Of erring judgment a living lie Pity the fool who’s spirit did die For lack of knowledge and of love Lost soul seeking answers above Yet living the day with eyes so blind Unable to know the greatest find One moment lived one with all Truly pride leads us to the fall Only in sharing this moment in peace Will life be a joy and salvation release The burden of loads carried beyond due To let go of the past and enjoy the new Free of self and isolation within Without a doubt pride is the greatest sin By R. Thomas Dinsmore To sin is from greek archery meaning to miss the mark ... as human beings we should be striving to not only hit the mark but to raise the standard of all . Drama and self importance rain the immature make public their pain Delusion that the worl

50 Things A Girl Does Wrong During Sex!
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it'

Ok I Think This Would Be More Of A Guy Thing
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"

Drew Bledsoe Update Because I Have To
"Rather than spend a 15th season standing on a sideline as a backup, quarterback Drew Bledsoe has decided to walk away from pro football." And as immobile as Drew is, he'll still be walking away on Friday afternoon. I wouldn't say he spent a lot of time in the pocket but not many QB's end up with pigeon shit on their uniforms. Thanks, I'll be here all week. Make sure to tip your wait staff.

Rapture's Embrace
Rapture's embrace Raindrops on lips, like velvet kisses, Dreams of nights in rapture's embrace, Silken touches, caressing and loving, Passion engulfing like pale morning light, Candles and incense mingling… with the smell of lust, Lovers as one, molding together, Sighs of content and groans of delight… As desires peak… Holding, searching, teasing, as ecstasy releases, Moist kisses and murmurs of love, Day turns to night and lovers meet once again…

I Want To Be
I want to be exstatically, unconditionally, unforgettably,accidentally,anxiuosly, awkwardly,wildly,passionately,unexpectedly,truthfully,foolishly,tenderly,surprisingly,in love. I want my last thought before i sleep and my first thought when i awke to be of my love. I want to feel a loving hand grab me and hold me close that we become one. I want a love that doesn't have to be said to be known but felt. I want to look into my lovers eyes years down the road and know that he still neds me and wants me as much as he did the first day. I want a man who would be proud to have me on his arm and let the world know that i am his. He wouldn't hesitate to kiss me just because he felt the need to. I want a love that would hold me when i was scared, comfort me when i was sad and laugh at me when i said something stupid. and totally of track. What do you think? To much to ask for?

Annoyed!
I get tired of men saying they want to have sex with me,or they want to see naked pictures of me, and I don't have any,and if I did,I wouldn't let anybody see them except my boyfriend! I mean if they like me for me,thats ok,but if they want to have sex for the sake of having sex,then no thank you! And I have my boyfriend anyway,so I'am off limits! If thats the case,them I will tie your balls together and staple them or something horriable!

Noid
I think that someone’s tapping my phone There’s a distorted click as I wait for the dial tone I’m getting too scared to leave my home And I’m pretty fucking sure that I’m being followed Watching the reflections in parked car windows Because it’s too obvious to look over my shoulder The same black sedan has passed me 3 times in a row And I see it slowly creeping its way up the road Each day I have to find a new way into my home Cloak and dagger my way through the back door Turn off all the lights and keep the blinds closed Turn on the TV and turn up the radio Before you talk remember to keep your voice down low Or maybe you should just write it so the words can be disposed This message will self destruct this note will explode Have to make sure the secrets aren’t exposed Covering my walls with Millar and tinfoil To the doorknob I’ve attached a toaster oven heating coil If I ever hear the burning scream I’ll know it’s time to light the heating oil Molotov myself to pro

Houston Bitches About "nappy Headed Hoes"
1st off I apologize for not getting the Pistons and Bulls Game reviews up. Reason for that is I've been feeling under the weather, as fucked up as it has been its a wounder why I sick. ANY Who, My throat is a hurting due to the shit load of coughing I've been doing. However I felt good enough to get online and do this Rant as it may be called. My throat is still hurting but hopefully I can get one up after the Knicks and Nets game tomorrow Friday April 13th, 2007. Until then enjoy this little rant! You got to ask the question WHAT DOES NAPPY MEAN? I haven't found 2 answers that match exactly. Some say it means pillow head or what your hair looks like after a Nap. Some say it means black people hair. I heard a black lady say on CNN it means Kinky Hair and she said LIVE on NATIONAL TV that being told you have Nappy Hair isn't offensive unless it is said by Males and even though this lady said she would be ok if a white female said it, she clearly was lying!

New News. Lol
Hello everyone. Today I have better news. fist off. My mom is doing better. I know that becsue she is back to herself. And has not cdalled me. Mathew my ex lover is doing great to. I have been talking and texting him and his wife. As you know we made up. So that was a good thing. I talked to my grandmother today. She told me that one of my grant uncles died. And the pared him today. She said that one of uncles has cancer. And one of my great antes is stell sick from brest cancer. But the rest of my family is doing good. So that is a good thing. I do wary about them. I hope the of you my friends, family, and fans here are doing good to. You all have been so wonderful to me. Thanks.

I Just Want You To Know
I've thought, and still think of you, Every day, without exception. I haven't forgotten one moment we've shared, I still cherish them as a rose loves the sun. I've thought about you at every turn, you’re there in my mind, The first person I'd want to share with all that happens in my day, Your influence and presence are so strong. I wonder that there's no one that will measure up to you for me, It's not a physical desire, it's well beyond that, but the deep connection we had, Maybe still have, our deep desire to gain understanding and trust. I just can't seem to find any of the qualities you possess, Anywhere but in your arms and I just want you to know. I'm not expecting anything, I just miss you so and wanted you to know. My love for you has blossomed into something, My heart has finally known joy, It has been so very long, since I have felt this way. I just want you to know, I Love You. by INXS421 04/09/07

Changes
For those of you that don't know I have made some big changes in my life recently. First about a month ago, I moved from Wisconsin to Iowa. Things in Wisconsin didn't work out the way I wished that that would have. It is nobody's fault and those things happen. I spent the first few weeks here looking for a job. After a few interviews, I landed a job. Yesterday was my first day and what a long day it was went in from 7-2 and back in from 6-12. So if I am not on much in the next few days that is the reason why.

Bless Me Now
Bless me now, sweet angel. Kiss my cheek and walk me to the door. Hopes and vague illusions And shattered dreams now lie upon your floor. Sunrise brings the morning. Recollections pale in light of day. Nightfall stirs the spirits, And absolution’s price is hard to pay. When life brings tomorrow, Yesterday is lost; we move ahead. Fading scenes and visions Linger with the thoughts of what was said. The dealer now stands ready, Waiting for a player at his game. Whores and faceless gamblers Place their bets, to him they’re all the same. Will we meet again? Will you call my name in the hours of the night? Will I become another ghost That disappeared from sight?

Best Kid Contest Updates.....
~*~ Kid Contest!~*~ I'm doing a kid contest! Kids any age can join! 1st Kid Is...... with 1 comments 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments 3rd Kid is...... with 1 comments 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments 5th Kid is...... with 1 comments 6th Kid is...... with 1 comments 7th Kid is...... with 1 comments 8th Kid is..... with 1 comments 9th Kid is..... with 1 comments 10th Kid is..... with 1 comments 11th Kid is...... with 1 comments 12th Kid is...... with 1 comments Contest will start on 4/16 thur 4/23 First Place wins a Blast! 2 gifts each for the winners! Comment Bombing allowed and self co

The Two Of Them - Pt 7
*Had it ever crossed your mind that maybe just maybe i seriously love you, had it ever crossed your mind that maybe you really are my world? and that doing that to me really did kill me?* "NO ... okay no i didn't but i didnt want to at the time either , you have no idea the thoughts that go threw my head every time i turn to walk away from the two of you, you think this is so simple but its not" "Its not like i get some sick pleasure of hurting you , your the last person i ever wanted to hurt petie, But i know i am and it kills me inside knowing that"....... *Then why Steph why do you do it , why do you tell me you love me and then wonder later on about it, I rather you not tell me at all it makes it a lot easer for me in the long run ... "Why because you can't for a moment think maybe its posible to love two people at once or just the fact its impossible for anyone to love you" .... Quitly he thought to himself for the answer to her question and said calmly... *It's not a

Foocking Emo"s!?!
I’m in pain my friends! And nothing anyone say’s makes the pain go away! One of the people I thought where my friends committed suicide a few days ago! I found out when I went to her MySpace page today..... And now I feel so cold inside and just wish I could call down the gods and beg for realess from this hell..... All I can say is fucking little retarded bitch! The weakness of humanity makes me sick! I think I am going to give up being so caring with people.... as half the time I don’t get the same back!... I just get put in the corner and talked to when it suits other people! Yet why! For the love of everything dark are there stupid people in this world!!!!! I give my everything to make people feel good about them selves! To make them happy and feel like at least one person in this shitty world others wants to care! I cried for her...... and I don’t know why.... she is not in some happy place... she is not finally home.... she.....she is..... Nowhere.... I hurt for my lost fri

People Ask This All The Time.
People Ask" How can you be friends with someone you have never met?" I tell them, "You have never been online, I bet!". It's something people offline will never understand. You open up your heart to friendship with your typing Hands. It's a world full of friendship at your fingertips - there is so much. Online, it only takes a heart to reach people with your touch. First you start out online, surfing all around. Next thing you know a great friend will be found. You will chat a lot and surf cyberspace. Soon it will be your second home, a comforting special place. A Friend to share your dreams and your tears. And to help each other wipe away life's fears. You will share life together and help each other along. You will make it thru bad weather because friendship is so strong. No matter how far apart you go, your keyboards will keep you together. And in your heart you will know you don't need a face to be a true f

4 Hrs Left Please Come Vote, Ends Tonight 8pm Est
Bombs away lol please vote ur heart out, less then 4 hrs to go woohooooo lol Thanks to everyone helping, you guys are awesome!! xoxoxox Jen 2nd place about 1500 behind, but that can change at anytime lol please keep me in the lead!!!

Banishing Unwanted Entities
TO BANISH AN UNWELCOME ENTITY Speak directly to the entity, or in the room most affected, saying: It is time to leave here; all is well. There is nothing here for you now, You must be gone Go now, go ~ complete your passing, Go, and with our blessing fare well. Farewell. Remove everything of the previous occupant ~ writing and photos in particular. If there is anything you wish to keep, purify it with salt or incense, saying: With this I purify you of the past Of hurt and memories Keeping only Love SPELL TO RID YOUR HOME OF UNWANTED GHOST/SPIRIT Begin by putting everything in its proper place. Clean your house to perfection, open the windows, and bless all your magical implements. Next, moving always to your left (counterclockwise, or wid-dershins as it is called in magical circles) anoint the doors, windows, and all openings of your home with a mixture of water (water), fennel (fire), oats (Earth), pine (air), and sage (wisdom). These represent all elements of the magic

Spell To Ease A Broken Heart
You will need the following ingredients: * Strawberry tea (one bag) * Some salt (sea salt if you can get it!) * 2 pink candles * a mirror * one pink drawstring bag * one quartz crystal * a copper penny * a bowl that is somehow special to you * 1 teaspoon dried jasmine, rose, or strawberry leaves * Some rose, strawberry, or cinnamon oil Charge all ingredients first by infusing them with your personal energy. On a Friday morning or evening, when the moon is either new or waxing and close to being new, take a bath with a small handful of salt in it, in the light of a pink candle. As you dry off and dress, sip the strawberry tea. Apply makeup or groom yourself to look your best. Cast a circle around a table with the other ingredients. Light the second pink candle. Mix all oils and herbs in the bowl. While you stir look at yourself in the mirror and say aloud: "Oh, Great Mother Goddess, enclose me in your loving arms and nurture and bring forth the Goddess within me." Gaze dee

To Get Someone To Call You
Take a piece of parchment or fine quality writing paper and inscribe the name of the target. Write it in a circle twice, so the ends meet. As you do this, concentrate on the person's face and your desire that they call you. Then, while still concentrating, put a needle through the center of the circle created by the name. Place the charm by the phone. The call will come within 5 minutes, 5 hours, or 5 days, depending on how well the spell was cast and how much will power was used. This spell is wonderfully effective and practical!

Things You Might Want To Know About Me
80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Middle name? John How big is your bed? way to small What are you listening to right now? the TV What are the last 3 digits in your cellphone number?xxx What was the last thing you ate?2 triple stackers from BK, 10 piece tenders, and their cheesy tots. Last person you hugged?carrie How is the weather right now?COLD! Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? cant remember What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? boobs Favorite type of Food? edible Do you want children?yes Ever been so drunk you don't remember the entire night? YES Hair color? Blonde Eye color? Hazel Do you wear contacts/glasses?yes Favorite holiday? sleeping day Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? i admit i have Last Movie you Watched? ummmm borne idenity? What books are you reading? none Piercings? i miss them Favorite movie? pornos Favorite college football Team?Rutger

Girl/guy Facts
When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that. When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever.

Moving Again
Well I've done it again. I moved to a new city where I have no friends and well basically noting at all. My brothers are here but it is still hard for me because I cant be with the ones I want to be with and I don't honestly know if the ones I want to be withstill want to be with me or if they ever really did. I'm lost and confused and urting and honestly tearing myself apart inside trying to figure out my life. I know nobody needs my drama so if you're reading this Thank you. I have limited internet so that makes things really hard for mr because those that understand my situation are too far from me to just go and have coffee with. My brothers are great for taking the responsibility of my situation into their hands and looking out for my well-being but i still have that want and need to have my friends and family at my side. That is the chosen family i am refering too. I guess this might just be one of the last blogs i stick on this page. I love you all and thank you for keeping me i

Artist Contest Updated
Trying to find the ~ Best Artist ~ On CT! HAS TO BE OF YOUR OWN DESIGN WORK ! EITHER BLK/GRY DESIGNS OR BETTER YET ANY ART DESIGN MADE BY YOU. ALL ART DESIGNS ARE ELEGIBLE MADE BY A PC PROGRAM IS ELEGIBLE FOR ENTRY! Morphs are also allowed in contest! 1st Pic is...... with 1 comments 2nd Pic is...... with 1 comments 3rd Pic is...... with 1 comments 4th Pic is...... with 1 comments 5th Pic is...... with 1 comments Comment bombing and self bombing is allowed! Contest will start 4/16 thur 4/23. If u would like to enter Plz send pic link to my messages and i will enter you in contest or tell me which pic and i will rip it for u! Great prizes to be given away! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~SeXxY ~*~ MaMa~*~ MaRiA~*~Owner of A.F.H~*~And ~*~Angel * Family~*~ (repost of original by '~*~SeXxY ~*~ MaMa~*~Owner of A.F.H~*~And ~*~Angel * Fami

Weird...
This morning I came out to get in my car and head off to work when I saw something on the winshield. There was a red rose. No note. I have absolutely no idea who left it there as all of maybe 4 people know where I live. I keep looking at it and being a little weirded out.

New Santini Swag For Fans
In the default pics folder there are pics of 2 new Santini T shirt styles we have produced. Style 1 is my brand barbed wire logo. Style 2 is a full face shot. Both come in multiple sizes and sell for $20.00 USD ea. plus $6.00 for shipping in North America. Shipping overseas may be more. Cheers, Steve

Shaken Baby Bill Being Introduced Today
By Barbara Carmen THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH Advocates for EDUCATION, PREVENTION Ohio may track shaken-baby crimes Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:27 AM Ohio could become the first state in the nation to track the number of children killed or injured by being shaken. The state, under a bill to be introduced today, also would join a growing list of others that mandate education about the dangers of shaking a child for new parents and child-care providers. "Shaking a baby leaves a devastating impact," said Sen. Steve Stivers, an Upper Arlington Republican. "And there is not an adequate tracking system." A shaken-baby education bill sponsored by another lawmaker died in 2003 from lack of support. Hospitals, for example, feared being sued if they missed educating a parent whose baby was later shaken. This time, Stivers thinks he's smoothed concerns. "We're supportive, but we're monitoring it," said Jeff Klingler, director of state policy and advocacy for the Ohio H

Is There Anyone Out There?
Is there anyone out there? Yelling down the pitch black hall I wondered if they were there? Do they hear my calls? Solitude to overcome . Are they friends? Or long days to overcome? Talking to myself in black and white . The verbal communication is what I write. Jaded from the passing time. Keeping myself company with this rhyme. Shadow figures on the wall . The movement light dancing , Is the call . Entertainment on whim. My mind is cluttered My loneliness is my sin. Echoes of a time to pass My solitude is what I grasp Wicked is this curse For with my self I shall converse . By Scott baker

Haha Hellz Yea!!!
Your 1996 Theme Song Is: California Love by Tupac and Dre Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sacktown The Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they mack down Give me love! What's Your 1996 Theme Song?

Black Night..
Shadows lurking... Swirling tints of black Jumbled in murky thoughts... Devoid of color and feeling... Sucking me in. Throbbing hot flesh... Slipping over the wetness, Into the darkness of my throat... Salty, sweet-sour cream Coating my mouth... Curling in a womb of lust... Face buried between Your thighs Silken calves cradling Your head... Arms coiled around thrusting hips Feasting on You... Probing tongue... Scorching my flowering bud... Flinching within Your tight grasp Whimpers of pleasure Tickle Your swollen cock... Together... tumbling into oblivio

"lines" That Get Women To Pick You Up
"Lines" That Get Women To Pick You Up >NOTE: If you'd like to check out all of my different dating education programs, plus read the story of how I learned to meet women, just go here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Hey David D! Who says there's no such thing as magic? When it comes to women, cocky+funny is PURE 100% magic. It is one of the major keys to getting her making her comfortable with you, to getting her number, to getting the date, kissing, getting laid, EVERYTHING! Your stuff is pure platinum my man! Looking back on mailbags from over a year ago, I still shake my head and say: "Man, this guy is good. I cant wait 'till I am able to pull off those lines like that!" The lines are so funny and with cockiness, it just blows them away! Every time you do it, you can just FEEL the women responding to you in a positive way and not trying to ignore you or get away from you when you act lik

Metaphysical Forecast For Apr.18th-24th Positive Thinking
Metaphysical Muse Archives Metaphysical Muse RSS Feed POSITIVE THINKING By tony mims I would like to welcome you to another week of self- discovery and universal understanding. You start your forecast week of major transit on Wednesday when the Sun, your source of vitality and light at 24° Leo will trine Pluto, the planet of regeneration and soul evolution at 24° Sagittarius. The energy expressed from this trine of the Sun with Pluto will create a day full of intense and powerful experiences which will reveal the inner desires of your life. Today you should look within yourself to determine what motivates you, what you are seeking in life, and what changes you should make so that your life will run more smoothly. Decide what parts of your life should be reformed, and then reform them. Pluto’s transformative energies today will allow you to make changes rather easily and you will feel good about making them. Today you will feel quite forceful, and you want to get things done,

Tears
Tears fall upon my pillow; tears spill onto my cheek, For words, I'm told, the man I loved, to someone else did speak. Perhaps I'd do things differently, but alas, I never knew. Why is it you can't care for me, the way I do for you? Did you know how much I missed you, when you were not around, Or how much you helped to cheer me up, when I was feeling down? Even now, I find that I still want to talk to you awhile. I remember just how easily you could make me smile. I hate myself, because I know I hunger for your touch. I never knew it possible to miss someone so damn much. I cannot stand to look up at a night time, star filled sky, The twinkling lights I see there, remind me of your eyes. The smoldering that's within my chest, makes me too all aware, Of the flames that burn inside my heart, that you ignited there. God help me, I still want you and long to get lost in a kiss, The kiss of someone dear to me, whom I already miss. I miss the you and me, but now I know since

Vt Rant
Ok so the right wing talking points are now that the kids are at fault for not fighting back or that if they were allow to carry concealed weapons everything would have been fine. Are they really this stupid? Have they forgot all the drunken macho assholes in high school and college. Now imagine them drunk and carrying a weapon every damn weekend! VT was a horrible thing no doubt but everyone carrying a gun is going to lead the more killing not less. As for fighting back that's typical chicken hawk speech from the right wing. They are so tough and ready for war as long as someone else's ass is getting shot up. Everyone dives for cover in those situations unless you are a trained officer RANT OVER

This Is From The Heart
hungry Sometimes you do something you think you never would do it just for crazy people not people like you but sometimes things happen that you didn't plan no matter how hard you try you can't understand something like that happen to me today i never ever thought i would act this way i tried everything else so i didn't have to do it i never saw myself ever doin' this shit first i was asking for change in front of a store but people act like they daunt even see me no more i went to the pizza place to see if they need help but they already got somebody so it was up to myself i was tired and hungry and feeling real sad i was out of ideas and getting real mad i don't want to steal or hurt anyone but of all my ideas all that was left was one i look all around and went to the back of this hamburger place they call the Shack i was so embarrassed and so upset i never did nothing as sick as this yet it something i really don't understand i took food ou

Hello
Just wanted to give a shout out to all my friends and those of you who are family. Not much to say today. Just wanted to let all of you know that I appreciate all the great comments and ratings that you have given me. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

When It Rains It Pours
SO.... Stealing my van isn't good enough for the evil kharma gods. Now I have to move. In the rest of the world that might not be a problem. Here in Calgary... Huge problem... too many people and too few homes to buy or rent or lease.I believe the vacancy rate is something like -13%. thats a minus folks which means 13% of the people live on the street cuz u know those in hotels and motels arent actually homeless. My landlady (bitch that she is) decided not to renew my lease because she'd rather have the drunk in the basement that is getting the cops bangin on his door 2-3 times a week living here instead of me, the law abiding always pay the rent on time tenant. It was bad enough that my car is stolen. but how the fuck can she expect me to move in two weeks,(less actually). with no wheels? &(**(&%%(_*&)(&**(&(*^(*^*^(*^ *&%()&*)(*)(*&(*^*&^%%$#&%)&+))**^%$^)&_(*+*&)(*&_+*+***+_)(&(**(&%%(_*&)(&**(&(*^(*^*^(*^ *&%()&*)(*)(*&(*^*&^%%$#&%)&+))**^%$^)&_(*+*&)(*&_+*+***+_)(

Never A Fool Again
Once a fool always a fool When does the circle end. How long do you travel in a circle Are you always waiting for to see what’s around the curve What are you waiting for… The circle to end Or trying to find were it begins So when will it end… Tonight

Daily Horoscope Apr 20
According to CherryTAP this is today's daily horoscope for Aries: "Remember the joys of flirting? See -- it took you so long to answer that question you clearly don't. Make eyes at the cutie at your local coffeehouse. Bat your eyelashes at the tollbooth worker. It'll lift your spirits." What? Flirt? Me? IN PERSON? Shit. I am not a bat-your-eyelashes type of girl. I'm blunt and to the point when I say anything at all. Flirt. Hah.

Ok So This Really Is My Last Blog :)
I JUST HAD TO COME ON AND MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.... MY SISTER/BEST FRIEND JUST HAD A BABY.... LITTLE GIRL NAMED NEVAEH 7LBS 11 OZ... I'M SOOOOOOO HAPPY... CONGRATS AJ I LOVE YOU GIRL. KISSES AND LOVE TO YOU ON THE HAPPIEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turning The Other Cheek
I turn the other cheek when slapped not as a sign of weakness, but of strenght. Strength of charactor, Strength of Will, Strength of Spirit. With the determination to hold firm to me, Even as you throw your worst at me. Don't ever think that the one that turn the other cheek is weak, For they, my friend, are the ones that will be the last to laugh. D

Flaws And All - So Fitting For Me And Dwayne
I'm a train wreck in the morning I'm a bitch in the afternoon Every now and then without warning I can be really mean towards you I'm a puzzle yes indeed Ever-complex in every way And all the pieces aren't even in the box And yet, you see the picture clear as day I don't know why you love me And that's why I love you You catch me when I fall Accept me flaws and all And that's why I love you And that's why I love you And that's why I love (hmm) I neglect you when I'm working (ha ha ha uhn) When I need a attention I tend to nag (oh oh ha uhn) I'm a host of imperfection (ha ha ha uhn) And you see past all that (hm hm uhn uhhhh uhn) I'm a peasant by some standards (ha ha ha ha uhn) But in your eyes I'm a queen (oh oh ha uhn) You see potential in all my flaws (ha ha ha uh uh) And that's exactly what I mean I don't know why you love me And that's why I love you You catch me when I fall Accept me flaws and all And that's why I love you And that's why I lov

Update On Mom's Death
My friend and I have decided to sue the hospital as well as the three doctors that have attended to her since the surgery individually. There is one doctor in particular that I wanna see completely humiliated and shamed. Dr. Greenely. When mom called him after she started throwing up blood again, he laughed at her and told her it wasn't possible, and to NOT call an ambulance until he said so. I blame him for mom's death because I'm tired of blaming myself. He contributed largely to her death and I will NEVER let him live it down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Few Days In..
Well its been a few days since ive started out on CT. im diggin it so far, met a few cool people and it gives me something to do to kill time. ne who, 4/20 is over and im getting ready for the austin reggae fest :)

Sadness
wondering why does it hurt so bad pain in my heart for 3 different reasons feeling like your hearts just in pain and it wont stop hurting and you cant explain it not to be able to take someone elses pain away and to see them go through it little babies innocent poeple have vindictiveness towards the mother so they take it out on the kids and the sadness you see and feel and wish you could take away and combine that with your own feelings inside and it kills a person inside to be the target of someones actions like hanging up and shutting you out when thats the one thing that was said would never be done and you just wanna reach out and kno why cant we just talk about it figure this all out because its not just about one person its about 2 poeple figuring it out and sorting because some where in the mix theres 2 precious little angels that need all sorting figured ou and not seeing someone in pain and always to love not just push the ones they love away the feeling you feel when someo

What Today Looks Like....
It's a fucking gorgeous day, so of course i have to work... My foot still hurts...and still nothing from the doctor....grr I am half tempted to cut off all my hair...i am sick of it loking messy...someone tell me not to It's the weekend so you know every cook out there will be at the mall...wish me luck. Anyway.... *hugs n kisses*

Rough
how come no one is around the entire time and then all of a sudden something happens to u and then everyone is there for u and trying to help u every which way they possibly can? its kinda sad that the people u think dont care a damn in the world for u are just suddenly there like they have been there the whole time. thats just fake. why cant people at least pick up the phone everynow and again and just check on someone, see how they r doin, just talk to them. u would be amazed at what could happen if u do so.

Bad Dreams
Oh god... I had such a terrible night last night... Well, once I came home that is.. I started feeling a bit like crap followed by some more feeling like crap... So i finally said fuck it I'll go to sleep. I went to sleep... No sooner do i start to dream is it one of them dreams about dying,and its not because of someone else. I don't get why I'm having dreams like this. I woke up went back to sleep then had a similar dreams and so on and so forth... So, now I don't feel so well ( I have a stomach ache and I feel like I might puke) I'm shaking and wish i knew what these dreams were about... It's generally got be depressed... Is my subconscious now saying I don't deserve to live? God, I feel fucked in the head. Help! =(

Earth Day
Every year I go out with a trash bag and gloves. This year it didn't take me long to fill my bag. The creek's banks are covered in broken alcohol bottles and clothing. Gross. It makes me wish people were not such selfish idiots. When I was ten years old I was walking around barefoot in some mud and stepped on glass. My wound became impacted with mud and rocks. I ended up in the emergency room, getting six stitches, being on crutches for two weeks, and six months later two pebbles spat out of my foot in a very painful way. If that jerk had not thrown a bottle into the mud, I would have avoided the whole thing. I have an itchy scar on the bottom of my foot to remind me of how gross human beings are. So imagine now, if you will, what a difference it would make if everyone went out and filled a bag of trash today. You can sing a John Lennon song now if you want.

Great Poems
Great poems, bring great poetic friendships. Yes. So let's be friends and share the hearts of poems. Also the art of beauty in paintings and drawings. Thru video's and pictures, we seek God's poems every day. Yet, we do not, realize all the poetic work's and other great creations,God has Made. But, just open the eyes of your soul and look and see, hear, feel and smell everything, God has done. So God Bless creation of life. FOR LIfE IS HIS GREAT POEM.

Just Sunday Stuff
I read the strengthening family relationships part in my book today. It wasn't all that insightfull. It talked mostly about parenting, and divorce, and making a family of your own. It didn't talk much really about relationships with brothers, or ants and uncles, or anything like that. It talked about being a grandparent some too. Mostly stuff not directly related to me though. I'm not a parent, and don't want to be. Reading that stuff just makes me more critical of others in things I have virtually no experince in. I'm sure there were small bits and pieces of stuff that grew my knoweldge or something in that chapter, I just don't remember exactly what they were though. I went to my brother's girlfriend's last symphony concert today. I was a few minutes late, so I had to wait for the first song to get over with before I could go in. It was good though. I liked a couple of the soloists. It's kinda weird, cuz everyone was dressed in black, other than the soloists. I guess

Deal With It
That's the lowest you have ever been Fuck you I'm not dumb I thought we were friends I guess I was wrong go have fun Deal with it Life's a bitch Hunny deal with it I'm a bitch Deal with it I don't tell people what you told me That's the lowest I have ever seen someone go That just ignorant Deal with it I'm a bitch I wont change Unlike you though I know what life is like I'm not a sheltered mother fucker I can't believe you sunk that low I can dwal with it I'm a bitch You deal with that

Beauty's Deception
The media has influenced many people to try to look attractive, and often people's self-esteem is hurt. Yet, the average girl is usually more attractive then their favourite actresses, singers, and the models covering billboards to advertise clothes and make-up. Here's a look at the amount of work it takes to edit one photo: All you need is a photo and a computer: And this is the reason why we often see nothing men, dating really gorgeous women:

I Am
I am.... Beneath the dust and cobwebs, heavily armored... I am... Crowded in, amongst my past transgressors, and my malevolent thoughts... I am... Filled with haunting echosloud, frightening,debilitating... I am... Straining to find some ease, within the constricting confinements left by others... (fed by me?)I am... Whispering (screaming), surviving in self-imposed solitude...yet.... praying to be rescued...I am...Here... I am here. and then again im always twisted in the head....

Queston
i have a question dose anyone on here even look at the stuff i put in my stash? i can understand you wanting to rate thing good or bad thats all fine and good but if you don't really look at what is there and you just give it a thumbs up or down then you wont understand why i even put it there. PLEASE look at what is there and rate accordingly if you really like it then comment it and say so if you don't tell me in a comment and i will understand why you like it or not. thank you, have a nice day my friends.

How
The light in your eyes makes my stomic flip The sparkel in your smile makes my day The way your arms fit so perfectly around me Makes me want to stay The way your gental lips touch mind makes me float to heaven The way my hand fits perfectly in yours makes me smile the way my head fits so perfectly on yours sholder gives me butterflies How can just one person make me feel this way It makes no sence to me The way it feels so right How no matter what I smile when I see you Everytime I see him I fall harder for him How can this be I have never found something so right Something that felt so right This isn't suppose to happen to me I'm suppose to be lonely all my life How is it he knows the right time to call He knows just how to cheer me up Make my day How does he do it

Can We Have Breakfast Like This?
I've been anticipating this day for weeks. You've been so busy with work and college lately that we haven't been able to spend much time together. It was the first Saturday in two months that we were able to sleep in. I felt the sun hitting my face through the cracks in the mini blinds it was shining in my eyes as though to hint to me to start our day. I look at the clock, seven minutes after ten I look back at you, so peaceful, and wonder how to wake you up this morning. I thought that breakfast in bed would be nice, so I carefully crawl out of bed so as not to wake you up. I make my way down the hallway to the kitchen. Looking in the fridge, the choice of breakfast is plentiful it's all a matter of what I want to give you. Shifting things around on the shelves I spot what I want, reaching back I grab the grapes and the container of strawberry's nothing like a healthy breakfast. As the door begins to close something catches my eye, the can of whip cream... I start thinking ba

I Dont Need
I dont need your love your pity or your care, WHEN i GET HOME AT NIGHT I dont need you there I dont need some friends to help me on lifes way I just want to be alone I dont care what people say I dont need the sunshine the flowers or fine I dont need loving hands to take away life's pain I dont need a loving god to forgive me of my sins I dont need this life I dont care if it ends I dont need anything or anyone you see? If in this life we meet walk by and let me be

She Was Only 5
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die Yo

Bound In Chains
Sitting in a room alone a man thinks. Lower and lower in dispare he sinks. Not realising happiness awaits. Thinking loneliness is his fate. Seeing friend find what he seeks. The smile of those in his mind he keeps. He seems to only feel bound in chains. He longs for wind to blow his hair around. He enjoys it feeling his like a horse's main. Just if someone would come to him unbound

My Pissed Off Rant......and The Person Know Who He/she Is...all Others...no Worries
you know....it does not seem to matter how many fucking nice things i do for some people...and they want to see the fucking worst in me...So...U know what...If you cant take a joke...then fucked get off my page and go to hell..... PI is so god damn right...I am to fucking nice and I am tired of being used...I do everything i can and yet I get shit on...So guess what...NO MORE...DONT ASK...I WONT DO IT. Good nite Di

How To Fuck Up The Easiest Haircut In The World.
I don't blog much. In fact, I rarely blog at all (hence no blogs on here for me). Sure, there's things to complain about, but this is about as horrendously funny as it gets. My band is playing our last show on the 24th for "a while". We're taking a break, specifically I want a break from bands (haven't had a free weekend literally since July of 2005) to just be me again. That said, I want to be as over the top this time as I can be. I've been toying around the idea of getting a mohawk for a long time, and I came to the conclusion that "fuck it, why not?" The goal was a tri-hawk. One in the middle, two on the sides. Not like airplane wings or anything, like on the insides of my temples so they're diagonal. Sounded kick ass. I've seen it before and I figured if anything would work for me, that would be it. "Nothing screams attention like a mohawk." Mistake #1: I normally go to a supercuts just down from where I live. There's two girls who work there that know what they're doing

Not In The Mood Today
I am in one of my moods today. I just don't feel like talking much. I'm not pushing anyone away, just don't feel very sociable. If you feel like it, leave me a message on yahoo. I might respond and I might not. Later everyone

Blair Set To Quit On May 9 22 Apr 2007 Tony Blair Will Leave Downing Street
Blair Set to Quit On May 9 22 Apr 2007 Tony Blair will leave Downing Street before a decision is taken on charges in the cash for honours affair. The Prime Minister was yesterday said to be preparing to stand down on May 9. That will trigger a seven-week leadership election process in the Labour Party and a new PM - probably Gordon Brown - will move into 10 Downing Street at the end of June. http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=blair-set-to-quit-on-may-9--&method=full&objectid=18943589&siteid=64736-name_page.html

I Needed Your Love
You always said You would treat your kids the same Well you lied Every since she moved in you haven't had time for me It's always she has this She needs that Well I need something too I need your love You never make time for me You will for her Why is that It seems like you have no time for me anymore You tell me you will get me something I need You make plans for us to get it Then something of hers comes up We can't do it anymore You talk about me behind my back to her If you had a problem with me then tell me Don't have it so I hear it from her She gets made at me I will tell you You just say she is stressed Screw that All I ever watned was for you to love me Tell me that you love me now When you say it now I don't even believe it Can't you see I cry myself to sleep I'm stuck doing everything When you tell her that she has to help If I said because of you I have thought of ending it all Just because I don't seem like I'm important to my own mother Woul

Fate
Within those lonely hours; where the hunted howl in breathless cries to the newborn moon; the naked thought of innocence-lost lingers within the trembling wisps of fog that rise from the virgin waters. It was the smooth elegance in her movement, as fingertips traced patterns in the shallow puddle composed of the tears the soul had bled before time could cover the raw exterior of newly inflicted wounds, that summoned the attention of being. The evanescent shadowed thought coveted the infinite forces of life that whirled in soft whispered hums along the trenches of past and now. Reflection of face distorted in wretched illusions resting upon the rippled lines as water surface dances to the rhythm of touch and from pain-clutched lips the gasp for untainted air comes in discomposed deliverance Paeans

This Is Dedicated To The Cunt I'm About To Drop Like A Bad Habbit
[Eminem] I ain't gonna eat, I ain't gonna sleep Ain't gonna breathe, til I see, what I wanna see And what I wanna see, is you go to sleep, in the dirt Permanently, you just being hurt, this ain't gonna work For me, it just wouldn't be, sufficient enough Cuz we, are just gonna be, enemies As long as we breathe, I don't ever see, either of us Coming to terms, where we can agree There ain't gonna be, no reason, speakin wit me You speak on my seed, then me, no speakin Englais So we gonna beef, and keep on beefin, unless You're gonna agree, to meet with me in the flesh And settle this face to face, and you're gonna see A demon unleashed in me, that you've never seen And you're gonna see, this gangsta pee on himself I see you D-12, and thanks, but me need no help Me do this one all by my lonely, I don't need fifteen of my homies When I see you, I'm seeing you, me and you only We never met, but best believe you gon' know me When I'm this close, to see you exposed as phony

What's Your Dominant Emotion?
Your dominant emotion is LOVE Your dominant emotion is Love. You tend to always find the best in people and give all people the benefit of the doubt. You love your friends and family and they are what drive you. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

...wondering...
It's a point in life you can't always have what you want,BUT that does not stop you from the desire to have it.Especially when you know someone else is with him and you aren't.And they have him,but they don't appreciate him.It's just a "thing" to them.You should just drop your eyes and look away from a reality that's not yours.The pain is just too real at the emptiness you suddenly feel,but you keep watching,wondering...why that person,so underserving,should be the "lucky" one? Could it be you were the cause of your own sadness,something you did in the past that is so unforgivable? Or could it be that you happened along one promise too late? Should you just give up? Call him a lost cause and call it good? Or does your heart tell you,"maybe,just maybe"? Can you forget the way he looks at you,touches you,holds you when he tells you that he loves you? Do you BELIEVE him or is it only said because you are there and the other isn't? When does it suddenly become clear in your head that YOU a

New Positive Outlook In Life?
If you can imagine it, you can build it -- and with a loyal support team, you might get more done than you'd originally planned. Assemble your think tank carefully, and don't be afraid to assume the leadership position. I need to live by this, seriously!!!!

Australia Speaks Out!
Debate in Australia. This is true and can be checked at http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/australia.asp /www.snopes.com/politics/religion/australia.asp> Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on Nationa

Mi5: Iran And Al Qaeda Planning An Attack On “a Par With Hiroshima And Nagasaki”
Intelligence report says UK may be target of a huge attack this Summer Infowars.net | April 24, 2007 Steve Watson An MI5 intelligence report leaked to the media earlier this month has revealed that the British security services fear that a major attack on Western targets may be carried out by Al Qaeda leaders with supporters in Iran. Spy chiefs warn that one operative had said he was planning an attack on “a par with Hiroshima and Nagasaki” in an attempt to “shake the Roman throne”, a reference to the West, The London Times reports. The report also states that although there is no proof that the Iranian government has any times with Al Qaeda whatsoever, leaders there may be "turning a blind eye" to terrorist networks. Just as there was no connection or affiliation between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda, despite the continued preposterous claim that there was by Dick Cheney, there is no connection between the regime of President Mah-moud Ahmadinejad and Al Qaeda. In fact i

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Just Sittin Around Thinkin.....
I have been single for the past 10 to 11 months. Its almost been a year, plenty of bad dates. I had a friend tell me I was trying too hard. And I guess at moments I have tried to hard. So I am going to take myself in an just try to let things happen. I really havent taken a whole lot of time just for myself an for all those single with kiddos, it is hard. I want to start my life on the right foot instead of the left. I am young an I know I have a full life ahead of me, well at least I hope I do. I want to thank all my cherry friends near an far for all the wonderful support an ratings an comments it feels good to know even though after 10 years of told I wouldnt amount to nothing, I came out to be something to you all. Take care an all be well with you. Slainte, Irish Goddess

Survey!
I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, let me know with whom I am friends! Just copy and paste into a cherrytap e-mail and send. Thanks! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Color: 6. Favorite Music: 7. Sweet or Mischievous: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of Myspace? 2. Why did you add me? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me that I had a right to know? 5. Rate yourself out of 10 as a person and explain why? 6. Where's number six? 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me if I was sick? 9. What do I remind you of? 10. Whats your best feature? 11. If you could change 1 thing about yourself what would it be? 12. First impression of me

No Words....
You know, it’s funny. I spent a good deal of time this morning writing, revising, writing and revising and finally deleting the entire thing about one subject. The Phantom of the Opera I was trying to put into words what about it touches me so. I guess this proves that there really are no words. Just feelings. *laughs*

Story About Friendships.
This was emailed to me, i didn't write it but thought i would share it!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those

Be Kind To Your Server
I work as a waitress, and I just want to let everybody know this..... please be kind to you server, when they approch you please dont ignore them. Or even worse.... PLEASE DONT PLACE YOUR CHEWED GUM ON YOUR PLATES OR IN THE ASH TRAYS. Sorry I guess i just had a bad night. But it is getting better already, Im at home and getting ready for beddy bye.... Have a great night everyone and thanks for letting me get that off my chest

A Poem For All Us Girlies!
A poem for all us girlies! I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without getting a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch! Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest !!! I