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A SOLDIERS LIFE An army Must Link together To stand together Parts working for the whole A well oiled machine Requires many teams Alone soldiers die Pairs have extra eyes Weapons were sticks and stones Now their meant only to break bones They continue on For so long That some forget why They risk their lives Then as in war they see destruction and death It turns on a heath inside A burning will to provide Each tries their best to help each other Believing them to be brothers They do not mourn when one dies But continue the fight To save the others and remember those Who have died copyright jas 2007
Friend 2
FRIEND I felt so empty inside last night, When I didn't receive your call. I felt like crying but instead... I laid there staring at the wall. We've been through a lot this year together, And I know that it hurts to hear me reply to your questions with WHATEVER I honestly don't think that I want to ever understand, That we could never be no more than just friends. Is that what your title will always remain? Because whenever I look at you, I don't feel the same. I took a picture of you and held it real close to my heart. I prayed that we'd always be together. And yet, were falling apart. I told myself that I wouldn't cry whenever you decided to let go. And if you were to ask me if I cared about you, the answer would never be NO. I love you FRIEND. And that title is all you'll ever be. Instead I promise to never let you leave my heart or become a faded memory. Because I know that deep down inside, you will always be apart of me. copyright jas
Friend To Lend
FRIEND TO LEND Just keep smiling, never let anyone see your frown. Just call me up if you are feeling down. I will try my best to stay by your side, And help you until you can abide. But in return I will expect you'll do the same for me That you will stay until once again I can see. Please, don't run away if I am looking mad. I just need a friend so I'll no longer be sad. All I need is a friend, Even if letters is all I can send. I would be happy if I had one... Then maybe I'll be able to again see the sun. But even if I don't have a friend, I'll be a friend for people to lend. So if you need one, call me up, I'll be glad to fill your cup; With smiles and laughter is what I hope, In order for you to cope. And I won't complain for myself, I'll be known as a helping elf. I'll try to help and be a friend, A friend for someone that they can lend. I won't stay long, Just long enough to sing my song, And I hope it fills your cup, With joy and
Her Through My Eyes
her through my eyes Its all in her eyes, everything she is, was, would, will, could... be - her wants, dreams, wishes; her pain, hurts, sadness; her heart, soul. I see her smile, though she isn't - even when she is. I feel her warmth yet she's so terribly cold... at least to herself but not for me. I know the 'love' within her - I know its there, I 'see' it with every look, everyday and everywhere. She can't hide from me - anything from me, just from herself. She wants to give - thinks that she doesn't, can't, and won't ever... give. Doesn't know how to, nor just what to - give or, for all that matter, be. But she 'gives' so much that she doesn't know... she gives herself to me... ever and always - with every look. I know her 'fear'... and the reasons - all the why's. The lil lies she tells herslf and tries so hard to believe. The tears held within, all her 'moments' afraid. Wishes - of stopping, of wanting more, and not know
Should I Go Back Blonde?
Please let me know here by comments whether you think i should dye my hair back to blonde...from the most recent color which is a brownish red....   Hugs and Kisses Kelly
Letting Go Of My Wall's
I'm slowly letting go of all the wall's i've built around my heart and yet it's hard to let them all down i'm still scared i'm really not what you what you thought/wanted...i'm still scared your going to brake my heart by finding someone better then me i hope these feeling i have are wrong that i am someone you care alot about and would really love to be with....Though we have known eachother for a few year's now and we say i like you..i mean every word i say and i'm almost 100%sure you mean what you say yet i can't help but have a little doubt i've heard all this befor and i was crushed to learn it was all a lie...you can't blame me for what i feel and if you feel the same i can't blame you either....we have both learned the meaning of a relationship and how it can effect out body's heart's and mind's and how it hurt's to lose that person we wanted more then anything...On a nicer note...when i frist met you i was inpressed by the's kind heart genel way about your words i saw more then
Your Order Has Been Declined...
Forgive me,I'm a bit toasted at this moment.I havent drank in so long that it now no longer takes a while for alcohol to catch up with me. It seems this will be the best way for me to get everything off of my mind and out in the air.Things seemed to be going right for me for awhile.I got a terrific new boyfriend who means the universe to me.Thats right,not just the world,the whole fucking universe!But anyways,we kinda put ourselves into a little situation since we both work at the same job,yet work different shifts.Our relationship went undetected for a while then people started finding out.And finally the supervisor found out,which led to a discussion with both me and my other half.Our jobs are now on the line because of our relationship and neither of us is willing to give the other up.Even if we both get fired.Yet I'm trying to prevent this.I dislike having to hide my relationship with the man I love,as he hates having to hide it too.But we are now pushed into the position that we h
Injured
 Hello Fu friends. I just wanted to explain why I haven't been on your page spreading any love. Yesterday I dropped an 80 lb. bundle of shingles on my left big toe. I don't think it's broken, but it is bruised really bad. I have it propped up trying to get the swelling down.  As soon as I feel better I will be back on here showing the love that I get from all my friends. Have a great week. Hugs.
Just Fun
A True Friend
A true friend... -Accepts you as you are-believes in you-calls you only to say "hello"-doesn't give up with you-admires all sides of your personality-forgives your mistakes-helps you-encourages you to try it again-makes a difference in your life-says nice things about you-offers his/her support-understands you-tells you the truth-never judges you-explains things you don't understand-walks by your side-calms down your fears-shouts if necessary, if you don't want to listen-raises you spirit.
Love Their Owner
Sleep well, Hachiko: Cell phone cameras click at the bronze statue of Hachiko during a 74th memorial service for the Akita, a national symbol of loyalty and faithfulness, in Tokyo. Hachiko would wait every day outside the Shibuya rail station for his owner, University of Tokyo Prof. Eizaburo Ueno, to return home from work. After Ueno died at his job in May 1925, Hachiko was given away, but routinely escaped and ran to the station to wait for Ueno at precisely the time his train arrived. And though he left disappointed every day, the dog repeated the ritual for nearly 11 years.
Just To See Your Eyes
 JUST TO SEE YOUR EYESJust to see your eyesenflames my sense of wonder--a fire from within,a blaze from without,a wonder beyond my words to express,that for all these yearsyou've made yourself a partof my humble life.And if from time to timeI see a trace of sadness,I know it is from my doing and not yours,for I find peace in your presence,a simple joyfulness in knowingyou volunteeredto spend your days with me.And I feel a sweet contentment,green grass and snowfall,from deep within arise,and the blessed gift of happiness--Just to see your eyes.copyright jas 2007
My Love
 MY SPECIAL FRIENDShe's my treasure,with whom I can share,all the thoughts and feelings,I wouldn't be able to bear.My hope and my joy,for going through this life.Past every single problem,and every single strife.I love her most dear,with all of my heart.I will always remember,we shall never be apart.I'll remember her words,those wise words she spoke.I will always remember,her every single joke.Her courage and strength,when the going got rough.We stuck through it together,nothing could ever be too tough.Fear was destroyed,by our will to achieve.We will conquer our faults,we will always believe.We both believe in each other,we will both stand together.This is how it will be,forever and ever!copyright jas 2007
Through Dark Veiled Dreams
 THROUGH DARK VEILED DREAMSIf I could find a sweet dream yet unbroken,A tender word so innocently spoken,A river running free and clear,A sigh, a smile, a heartfelt tear.I'd wrap them up within my heart,And on dove's wings with love so dear,All these I would to you impart.If I could find the promise of forever,A hand that never leaves you stranded ever,A flower of such fragrant, heady scent,It opens up your heart for me to rent,An angelic space reserved for love’s ingress,Enticing soft dispatching winds intent,On nothing but to give my love’s redress.Even though my feet of clay,Sometimes forbid me to betray,Emotions lying in a secret place,Where they set restraint upon my face,What else have I to give while yet I live,With heart-kept sketches yet to trace,Of deepest feelings I fear to give.How mysterious, bittersweet life seems to be,Suppression and repression are enemies of the free,Through dark veiled dreams a small light gleams,From your loving heart the sunshine streams
What Is A Friend
  WHAT IS A FRIENDA friend is someone who understands andsomeone you can trust.They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss.A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong.They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong.A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way.And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray.A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin.And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend.A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true.Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU.copyright jas 2007
25 Random Things About Me
1. values ar loyalty honor and respect 2. love my bikes 3. love the chopper the best i built it. 4. i hate the color green. dont care why i just do. bad for an Irishman lol. 5. i am a ass hole 6. i care about people even when i am being a ass hole 7. i hate being the boss at work 8. i am not good at balance 9. if things are good in life i will fuck it up. just to amuse myself (i may be a little sick LOL) 10. i have won trophys for every bike i built 11. i dont care about spelling or gramer 12. i have a hard time with talking about me 13. i think i am beter than some people 14. sometimes i have a low opinion of me 15. i dont think i am atractive 16. realy i dont find any GUY atractive lol 17. i am a verry average person 18. i think the best thing i have ever done is raise my kids 19. i say what i think even if it is hurtfull 20. i refuse to lie about small things that way i dont get in the habit of lying 21. my fav color is blood red 22. i am streaching to find thin
Sometimes
& sometimes i wish he would just walk right up to me & kiss me without a care in the world.
This Is Kinda Cute
What a kiss means....actually read the whole thing cuz its nice+Kiss on the stomach = Im ready+Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"+Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"+Kiss on the Lips = I love you"What the gesture means...+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"+Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"+Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you"+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable
The Song Of Lilith
Her siren song calls to you, Traps you there and doesn’t give in. You try to fight and take your leave, To no avail, while diving into sin. Created from sulfur and fire from below, Her voice is hypnotic and burns you still. Hold on to your heart and save your soul, Enjoy the thrill as you become the next kill.   She has many faces and they all seem to know you, Beware her hunger lest she take your soul. An angel she seems but she cuts like a knife, She’ll bleed you dry and want for more. You’ll never escape her, Don’t even try. The song of Lilith, Traps you deep inside
My First Track!!
That's right Bitches I have started working on my own cd I have the intro created and here it is!       Hope You enjoy it!   I'm having trouble with the embedd code but go here if you would like to hear it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fboezr-Zrbc  
Why Hip-hop
My Hip Hop is more than krs-one,nas,and other MC's.but she is a beautiful,honest,and a amazing thing to see.Angelistic voice to hear the amazing songs that she held in her heart. The love that she bring to her friends and her family is where it all start. To albums to mixtape, from a hook to a hot 16. her walk with christ is all the music is need .if 16 bars is your best, she walk around about 365 bars and all with no rest. She play sometimes the same songs to mess around with you. but, soon she refix to a hit like the "we fly high" remix .Her eyes are like lose you to a unknown world full of Dj scratching boards,Her smile is like a spotlight so bright  that you can't ignore. She is the definition of "sexy love', and she is The "One" for me. I ain't Jay-z And she not BEYONCE, but together we are "Bonnie And Clyde 03". I have "1Wish' is that soon she can be real with me,cause i can't breath without her with me. My Hip Hop is you and i hope you can see. That You are the music in me.
Sold!
Hello little babies. I am going to be holding the FIRST ever Purgatory Dance Party Auction...Its a Chace for our PDP fans to own us like lil bitches....or us own each other (we know the boys will love this). While getting some perks too.   If you don't know about auctions this is how they bascially work. You offer things like Salutes, Rates, Comments, a spot in Top friends/family, Artwork, Their name in ur display name in exchage for Fu-bucks, Bling Packs, Bling, VIP's or whatever else they offer.   They own you for a month. If you want to you can offer NSFW salutes. Anything goes. Just Keep it fun and lets hope its succuesful.   If you would like to be in this auction Leave a comment in here...letting me know. I'm asking that the Staff of PDP get involved along with the regualar PDP fans.   So lets have fun!  It will only work if ya get involved!     Also if you would like to be involved, and I don't already have your YIM, SB me the add so we can discuss what you would like
Free Money And Prizes
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Love
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Seasonal Concerns
This message is endorsed by sneezing and itching dogs across the globe. Dogsā€™ Allergy Symptoms are Troublesome in Any Language Whether you find yourself in the midst of a bleak Winter, or beneath the oppressive heat of a Summer sun, you will eventually, and inevitably, find yourself immersed in yet another Spring. ...
Not Warning
The truth of perception lies in the beholder; lies behold the perception of truth. I have been taught that the world is a playground and that life teaches us to appreciate life...to be grateful and understand that someone out there has it much worse than I, yet at times I can't help but be a selfish prick. All knowledge has done is taught me that I don't know shit! Times like now are so unpredictable that even a mood ring will give up on me. Trying to do the next right thing and be a good person, help people that are less fortunite than me; even something as simple as trying to talk to people just to get aquainted is bullshit when all they can do is think about themselves. I try not to be like this. I don't want to be hypocritical but goddamn there has to be more to life than this. I may be rambling, anddoes it really matter if I am? Probably not. I think I'm just gonna stop here and wish that I didn't even start. And yet another wish unfulfilled. Oh well fuck it, this isn't an RPG,
Dj Wild
  COME CHECK OUT DJ WILD AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!
Message In A Beer Bottle
now whenever it rains i walk outside. i don't stay out of the rain; it feels just right. sentimental drunk- heart exploding with love- trying so hard to hold on. perfect moments make everything else look fake. wanna stay up forever. i've got a message for you: i've invented my own truth. i've got a message for you: i always walked on a path that i was told i shouldn't walk and i was always in another place when you started to talk. i dreamed of some kind of perfect life and i never even realized what it was. i've got a message for you: i've done okay in spite of you. i've got a message for you: i did the things you said not to do. i've got a message for you: i never saw your point of view. i've got a message for you: f - u - c - k - y - o - u. i've got a message for you: i fucked it up and i still turned out okay and i'm happy being everything you hate. i'm still walking like a jerk out in the rain. i still wake up with a smile on my face.
Glorious May
Yay may is here and with it the last month before winter. It's now friday night (New Zealand time) and I was just popping on to wish everyone a wonderful weekend. I won't be on as im away duck shooting. Cheers all, have a good one Andy
Sick A$$ People
So, I logged into a chat room which I haven't done in quite some time since Yahoo shut down the rooms I use to go to. Obviously, not much has changed. Well, I guess I shouldn't say that. I just had some guy trying to convince me to fuck his dog. Yeah...welcome to the world of the internet.
Slipknot-dead Memories
Sitting in the dark, I can't forget. Even now, I realize the time I'll never get Another story of the bitter pills of fate I can't go back again I can't go back again But you asked me to love you, and I did. Traded my emotions for a contract to commit And when I got away, I only got so far The other me is dead I hear his voice inside my head And we were never alive And we won't be born again But I'll never survive With dead memories in my heart Dead memories in my heart Dead memories in my heart You told me to love you, and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit So when I got away, I only kept my scars The other me is gone Now I don't know where I belong And we were never alive And we won't be born again But I'll never survive With dead memories in my heart Dead memories in my heart Dead memories in my heart Dead memories in my heart Dead memories in my heart Dead visions in your name Dead fingers in my veins Dead memories in my heart Dead memories in my heart Dead me
Update On The Cullens
GOOD AFTER NOON ALL FRIENDS AND FANS OF THE CULLENS...WE'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR TAKING THE TIME AND TALKING WITH US AND VISITING OUR PAGES....WE SO LOVE THE RESPONSE THAT WE ARE GETTING...SECONDLY WE ARE SLOWLY COMPELETING THE CULLEN FAMILY....IN CASE MANY OF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED YET WE FINALLY HAVE...   RENESMEE CARLIE CULLEN--EDWARD AN BELLAS DAUGHTER ESME CULLEN-EDWARDS MOTHER JASPER HALE ---ALICE'S MATE   WE STILL NEED TO FILL A FEW MORE SPOTS THESE SPOTS ARE RESERVED FOR VERY UNIQUE PEOPLE THAT KNOW THE BOOKS AND OR HAVE SEEN TWILIGHT....WE NEED THE FOLLOWING   CARLISE CULLEN-ESME'S MATE   JACOB BLACK---RENESMESS MATE       IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE ABILITY ANF THE SPUNK TO FILL THESE PARTS WE'D LIKE TO EXTEND OUR WARMEST GREETINGS TO YOU ALL AND COME JOIN US....THX HAVE A CULLENISED DAY PLEASE MESSAGE ANY OF US   LOVE YA ALL BELLA &THE CULLENS
Booty Salute
If you wanna have a booty salute...send me a nice bling and I will make you one. When it is done, I will send it to you in a message. Seeing there is a lot of time difference between me and you all in the States...I make those salutes after work when I am home....so it will take a day before you have it.   MUAH
Generic Viagra - Impotence Cure
Many people looking for an impotence cure try Viagra because it is one of the more common impotence cures available and were the first of its kind. Cialis and other drugs have followed suit with medicinal solutions that are as effective, but Viagra is available everywhere you look. Usually Viagra comes in dosages of 25, 50 and 100 mg tablets. If you buy them from an online pharmacy then you would be well advised to purchase the 100mg tablets. They are more cost effective, especially when bought in bulk and using a pill splitter or even a kitchen knife, and by starting with fractions of a pill you can easily up the size of dosage you take if this is required. Generic Viagra is an anti-impotence drug manufactured by Pfizer with an active ingredient sildenafile citrate for treatment of male impotence. Sildenafil citrate relaxes the muscles and increases the blood flow to particular areas of the body. The intake of Viagra increases the ability to achieve and sustain erection on being sexua
"louder Than Words"-klayton(celldweller) On Drums
Survey
1. Who are you? *~* 2. Are we friends? *~* 3. When and how did we meet? *~* 4. Do you have a crush on me? *~*5. Would you kiss me? *~*6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. *~*7. Describe me in one word. *~* 8. What was your first impression? *~* 9. Do you still think that way about me now? *~* 10. What reminds you of me? *~*11. If you could give me anything what would it be? *~*12. How well do you know me? *~*13. When's the last time you saw me? *~*14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? *~*15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? *~*
Your Kiss
YOU KISSED ME I FELT MY KNEES GO WEAK..... YOU KISSED ME I COULD'NT EVEN SPEAK..... YOU KISSED ME WITH A FIRE NO KISS SHOULD LACK....YOU KISSED ME WITH A PASSION FLOWING FREE.....YOU KISSED ME SPARKS FLEW THAT ONLY WE COULD SEE......YOU KISSED ME SO SOFT AND TENDER LIKE NO OTHER EVER HAS...... YOU KISSED ME A KISS I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER.. WHEN YOU KISSED ME LEFT ME WANTING MORE.... SO DARLING KISS ME ONCE MORE
Songs Through The Years (1973 Top-100
1. Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree, Tony Orlando and Dawn2. Bad Bad Leroy Brown, Jim Croce3. Killing Me Softly With His Song, Roberta Flack4. Let's Get It On, Marvin Gaye5. My Love, Paul McCartney and Wings6. Why Me, Kris Kristofferson7. Crocodile Rock, Elton John8. Will It Go Round In Circles, Billy Preston9. You're So Vain, Carly Simon10. Touch Me In The Morning, Diana Ross11. The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia, Vicki Lawrence12. Playground In My Mind, Clint Holmes13. Brother Louie, Stories14. Delta Dawn, Helen Reddy15. Me And Mrs. Jones, Billy Paul16. Frankenstein, Edgar Winter Group17. Drift Away, Dobie Gray18. Little Willy, Sweet19. You Are The Sunshine Of My Life, Stevie Wonder20. Half Breed, Cher21. That Lady, Isley Bros.22. Pillow Talk, Sylvia23. We're An American Band, Grand Funk Railroad24. Right Place, Wrong Time, Dr. John25. Wildflower, Skylark26. Superstition, Stevie Wonder27. Loves Me Like A Rock, Paul Simon28. The Morning After, Maureen McGovern29. Rock
Yay For Penis!
Sometimes I look at my pic comments, and I see some guy "say" : wow, your husband is a lucky man" Its amazing that someone would consider someone to be lucky being with someone just based on the merit of attractiveness... So many times at my hotel I see guys  with their hot-at-some-point gold digging wife in tow, with a facial expression of a concentration camp victim. Then I see the cunt totally boss them around, and they submit to it like loyal dogs with their balls cut off. Just because that bitch was a nice lookin piece of ass at some point.   So I feel bad for those morons when they come up to whine about their life to me at 3am? Nah...cause they brought it on upon themselves. I hear guys say "yeah, thats my wife; how could you not marry someone like THIS?".   Another thing that baffles me is men that enjoy women who treat them like shit, then marry them, and complain AFTER that. So you didnt see it when she threw tantrums over nothing, spent all your $$ on her high maintena
What Do I Get A Babymomma Who Got Drama?
So...I got a babymomma who is good with the kids but she is "out there"...What do u think I should get her even tho we not together?
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Never Argue With A Woman!
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.  The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.  He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'  'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.'   'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at a
Oh Well...
At the Pens game tonight they had it so you could text message and have your message shown on the jumbotron...I tried to send a text for Whitney but it didn't go through because I was out of my service area for texts...  :(      We lost in overtime too  :(
Dorks
Went and saw Star Trek tonight. Was pretty good. What was even better, but maybe slightly sad was that I think I was one of the dorks in the movie going, hrm...that doesn't follow the story. We sat through the credit roll to see if they had anything at the end of the movie. Why do they put stuff at the end of the movie? I think it's to annoy the cleaning crew who have to wait until everybody leaves before they start. This was the first movie I have seen in the theater since that Christmas one that I can't remember the name of from half a year ago. Definitally not as enjoyable as an ending. Hah. Now I'm gonna stare at the wall while my laundry dries.
5/13/09 Dilbert
Submission Part 7
My hands wander over your muscles diggn my nails in to pull you closer .  Hearing you cry out as I do this only spurs me on more .  You brought this out in me . Biting your lip now as you try to pull back from my kiss . Your hair like silk in my hands as I tug you back in place . Licking your lips  tasting the essence of you .  With a roar you say something to me that I didnt quite understand but the look on your face tells me all I need to know .. grrr ...No words said as you toss my legs over your shoulders and penetrate me . Screaming out your name ...driving deep in me as my nails rake down your skin ...this is what I wanted more than life itself .. Your hot thickness impales me with each slam home ...more I keep screaming out . Fevered kisses I trace on whatever skin I can touch . Clenching around all of you ...I hear you cry out wommmmmmman please . Driving by a passion I will never give up .... Bucking up against you drives you wild with lust harder you  pound me trying to
Don't Harass Me!!
Don’t harass me I have rights too. Don’t harass me I don’t harass you. Leave me alone, just let me be. Your words plant a seed that grows into a tree. A tree of doubt, a tree of hate. A tree that grows at an astonishing rate. It can’t be stopped now its growing tall. It’s knocked me down and now I fall. Leave me alone I don’t want you voice! This is my life. My life. My choice. Don’t call me a loser, don’t call me a freak. Don’t threaten to beat me while I’m on the street. Keep your thoughts to yourself and leave me alone. You won’t ever see me. I’ll hide at my home. Don’t you understand, your killing me slow. Stealing me soul and watching me go. You’re a murderer; your words the gun. Leave me alone go and be done. I have no more feeling you’ve stolen it too. And my heart turns as dark as the one that’s in you. I hate you wit passion you stole my life. I have no reason f
Transparent
Transparent I spend my time Letting these hopeless thoughts run my life Force me to hide Just create a truth to all these lies I will never be the same So just leave me down while I'm separating I could never give anymore All these lies have left me torn It's only this way falling on my own I made this mess now its over It was nobody's fault, it was all my own Everything's wasted forever The only hand That I know how to hold belongs to me How it began What I though was right became my insecurity I will never be the same So just leave me down while I'm separating I could never give anymore All these lies have left me torn It's only this way falling on my own I made this mess now its over It was nobody's fault, it was all my own Everything's wasted forever It's on my own It's on my own Weakness becomes me My faults relieve me My fear excludes me Turns it against me My fault My fear Turned it against me It's only this way falling on my own I made
Movies...american Pop (1981)
So i got done watching "American Pop"...My first time...Its not a tear jerker,but its got its moments where you feel each characters emotions. Even more interesting how its one Bloodlines Search for success in the music industry...Falling Rising Falling Rising,Etc,Etc... Ralph Bakshi is an awesome animator at that!Some Friends that its lame,But its the matter that It was nearly the first of its style,ya we have badass CG animation now,But it had to start somewhere.Bow and Arrows arent Guns and Bullets,But both are deadly...Know what i Mean?! of course you dont!   fuck you....  
Ladys
HELLO I AM NEW HERE AND MY PERPOSE FOR BEIN HERE IS TO FIND A WOMAN TO LOVE AND CHAIRICH  FOREVER IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED THEN JUST MESSAGE ME THAX!!!!!
Bubbles
Tub full of bubbles and hot steamy water, candle flicker is the only source of light. Sweet scent of vanilla fills the air Already waiting for her in the bath, he extends his hand to welcome he in. She takes it, placing one foot into the waist. Hot, but inviting. She slips into the tub, sitting between his strong legs. He reaches and encircles her waist, pulling her back against him. She feels herself let go, relaxes and leans her head back against his shoulder. He kisses her forehead, her nose, then finally touching his lips to her, sweet soft lips. His hands on hr stomach gently caressing her. She turns her head into his sweet kiss, her hands caressing his legs, and his thighs. Lifting he one arm she gently touches his cheek , as she caresses his tongue with hers. His hands move slowly over her slippery wet skin, cupping her breasts, teasing her hard pink nipples with his thumb and forefinger. She moves a bit against him enjoying the feel of his touch.She places her hands over h
Omg Funniest "weight Loss Program"
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight lossprogram.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'Without a second thought, he takes off after her.A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thinghappens.On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the moststunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around herneck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me.'Well, he's out the door after her l
Your Smile
The storm outside seems to match my feelings Im not even sure how i got this way One day I looked up and saw your smile It was one that just stoled my breath I wanted more than anything to see it again A photo of it now is all i have Tears flow  when I think bout you Your so far away from me Will I ever see that face in person So close, I can touch it with fingertips Can I kiss the lips that formed that smile I say a silent prayer at night while the stars and moon gaze at me I plead  for them to help me To send you to me just once All I ask I dont want anything else No riches, No untold fantasy No  eternal bliss Why would I want all of that When I found it all Just looking at your smile  
This Is Me
We were taught never to speak our minds to look into someones eyes and show deviance some choose to follow this path but many like myself we made our own path becoming strong in mind heart body and soul women are we that run with the wolves free to be as passionate as we want to speak our minds as well as well as look you in the eyes and dare you to condemn us I love with no bonds my passion can be great my words can send you to the heavens my love can sear your skin I will not be silent no longer this is me  
The Yadlow Method
Greetings Fubar friends and neighbors!!   I felt I need to explain my action on this particular page os maybe you can understand the method behind the madness that is "YadlowXP".  First and foremost, I am here to make friendly contacts- whether it is a generic hello or a blatant flirtatious remark.  I am here to make friends, pals, buddies.  So, for those of you where I have had even brief conversations, I thank you very much.  You make an old man feel..well less old :).  Now to the method. 1.  When going through the profiles, I will often rate the profile first.  2.  Rate the pics that I feel I am worth the points ( I do this so I dont fall into the trap of only ratings women's boob shots. While they can be pleasant to the eye but not very wise to keep leering or coveting something you can never have.  Just like flowers in a valley.. pretty to see but better left to blow in the wind) 3.  Check for any blog and rate accordingly (especially if it is not just another sales pitch to
The Walk
The walk   My bones ache Dreading going outside Yet I know The dogs and I need The walk   The skies graying With emotion, the Wind sweeps The dog’s ears back Yet a faint smile Appears across their
Singin Live Like You Were Dyin By Tim Mcgraw
Again, the video and sound quality aren't that good. and lots of background noise, but ya can still hear me somewhat. lol
Erotic Fantasy 2
Walking up to the door, I felt a little nervous. A woman I had never met had contacted me, answering an ad I placed more as a joke than anything else. I had offered full body massages for $40 in my ad. I'm not a professional. I give good massages and I have soft hands, but I never expected anyone to reply to my ad. This woman contacted me and told me she needed a massage now more than ever. So there I was standing at her door, ringing the bell with a bag of warm touch massage oils, feeling ridiculous. The door opened a little, and I could sense that the person who opened it moving away from the door. I stepped inside and there stood a good looking middle-aged woman. She wore an open robe, allowing me to see much of her breasts and her trimmed pubic area. The rest of the world would see her as normal or ordinary, but I found the entire scene sensual and sexy, and my eyes couldn't stop drinking her in. Catching her eyes, I blushed. She smiled and told me to close and lock the door. After
Love My Job
today one of our stores close to us called and talked to my pharmacist...well they said they were faxin over a copy of a forged prescription they had gotten....so we got the fax and it obviously was a forge b/c when we got it...if it was legit...it wouldve had void across the script and it didnt. well that store couldnt find the doctor in our system so they were gona have to call the office to verify the script...so they called the office, expecting to get an answering machine type thing to leave a msg for the office to call back tomorrow to verify the prescription .... but when they called some girl answered and said "dr so and so's office" on a SUNDAY!!  the phone number was a 432 prefix i guess and i saw that and asked the pharmacist if cell and land lines have the same prefixes and up here they dont.....well the prefix to my cell is 432 which was the same as the number on the script for the doc office; the medication it was written for was oxycontin....the directions were "take 1 t
Lost In Confusion
I am lost in confusion Surrounded by utter chaos in my mind My heart telling yes when it can not be possible What do I do? Do I take the biggest risk and move to be with her Or do I continue on down the path of loneliness. Something, someone, somewhere will make my heart whole Is she that missing piece Or am I just that lost in confusion
Emerald City Sequence
EMERALD CITY GREEN: I want to be seen green Wouldn't be caught dead, red 'Cause if you are seen green It means you got mean bread You've got to be seen green To show that you're stuff's layed If you're not seen green You better be wearing jade Oh, you've got to be seen green Don't tell them your cupboard's bare That you gave up one week's feed To pay for your colored hair Oh, oh, oh AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GREAT POWERFUL OZ: I thought it over and green is dead 'Till I change my mind, the color is red EMERALD CITY RED: I wouldn't be seen green Ooo! Oo! Oo! Ah! Ah! I wouldn't be caught dead And if I'm caught at all Then catch me in dead, red Ooo! You've got to be dead red You've got to be real hot So throw away those green gems And wear rubies on your yacht You've got to be dead, red You've got to have flash and flair And if you're not seen red Then you shouldn't be seen nowhere Ah! How quickly fashion goes down the drain. Last week when you all was wearin' pink Already for me
Nice Try, Dick.
From Mark Morford of the SF Gate. I love this guy! hahahaha Sorry, Dick. You can't have it. You can't have even a moment of credit, a glimpse of sympathy, any sort of merciful forgiveness just because you sort of, kind of half-assedly came out in support of gay marriage, again, even though you actually didn't. Here's what you do get: a sidelong look of momentary disbelief, a quick glance in your direction as you sit in your puddle of sour irrelevance on the sidelines of modern culture, as the rest of the thoughtful, open-hearted human race leaves you in the embittered dust. Hey, you made your bed of nails, Dick. You get to impale yourself on it. What, is that too harsh? Too mean-spirited? Should I be more accepting and tolerant and kind because you supposedly revealed in your recent chat with the National Press Club that you might have an actual glimmer of an extant human heart, even though everyone knows you absolutely don't? Not a chance. You think liberals and the gay movement s
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 3
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 3 How to Receive CunnilingusAlthough it is permissible to ask for cunnilingus, you are not allowed to demand it, even if your boyfriend has been a total jerk. Hint that if he pleases you, you'll take care of him. Suggest a "69" position. Work cunnilingus into your regular sexual program, but don't expect it every time you have sex. Thank your partner by reciprocating or indulging him in one of his fantasies or performing a favorite sex act.While you're on the receptive end, try to relax. One of the reasons it can take women so long to reach orgasm is that they're too worried to relax enough to climax. Try not to think about how you smell or taste. Don't worry that you're taking too long. Try to relax and enjoy the stimulation your partner is giving you. If you prefer, try closing your eyes and fantasizing. Your partner will never know. When you're getting ready to have an orgasm, let him know so he can concentrate on providing you the rhythmic
Hammertime
And Now They Have Moved To Fetlife
And today we have yet another edition of HOW NOT TO APPROACH A FEMDOM...I know many of you are silently giggling and thinkging 'oh joy!'...ok, so not so many...teeeheee Well folks it looks like the CM wankers are finding their way over here to this site where I have found all my real people...the funny part is so many of them are actually finding TRUE community hook ups here and about local events, so they think they might come out...yep folks some them might actually step out from behind their boxes and venture out to our world -- don't say you haven't been warned... The GREAT news is every time I get one of these I check their profile to see which events and groups they are supporting...because they are goofy they always go for the glitz and ditz and not the good stuff...So REALLY the only way you might have a problem with them in public is if you are already wasting your time suporting that local nightclub's monthly LIE perpetuated by that certain retail establishment owner that a
Sunken Tugboat
Assholes
to every1 who has issuse with nakedness dont fuckin look. dont ask to see, just grow the fuck up
Night View
We've Made Contact
Needless to say, my commute was delay this morning due to the following. CTA (Chicago Transit Authority) personnel at the stations for this line were saying they "made contact" with a person. Get real! You hit them!  June 30, 2009 (CHICAGO) (WLS) -- Service on the he Red Line on the South Side has been restored after a person was struck at the 35th St. station. Shuttle buses and single-track runs were utilized for about two hours while authorities investigated and shut off power. Traffic on the Dan Ryan in the area was also bottlenecked because of the responding emergency vehicles. The man struck by the train died on the scene.    
Tech Smoke
A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. Ten minutes later, the User is still adamant that they are right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes. Ten minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem t
Kinda Sad
    I was reading this little news blurb today and was kina floored..I think there seem to be a LOT of fat people here in Colo so it made me shudder to realizze that we have the lowest number in the country. I really think HUGE efforts need to be made to start fixing this epidemic in the US...it is sad that we are coming to this.   The CDC has long said that 1/3 of Americans are obese..here are some of the updated numbers for this year   Mississippiis highest in the country for 5 years running at  32.5% of adults being obese   Alabama 31.2% West VA 31.1% Tennessee 30.2% Colorado has the lowest at 18.9% followed by- MA  21.2% CT 21,3% Miss. also had 44.4% child obesity  
Without Having Sex
Without Having Sex   We dimmed the lights low And slipped into the warm water The bubbles overflowing the edge As my arm wrapped around her She laid back into my chest A small cup to pour water over skin My hands gently massage weary flesh Releasing the days tensions deep within Our hearts slow and begin to beat in time A deep long breath cleaning the day I begin to wash My Angel Closing my eyes our bodies slightly sway
Lbb Entry 21
Nasty Lol
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
Louche
louche\LOOSH\ , adjective:1.Of questionable taste or morality; disreputable or indecent; dubious; shady.
Boys Suck.....kick Em In The Head
Boys can suck my balls if i had any..... ever heard of a relationship? Its a thing where u stay with one person and that person only.....get a clue fool.
Chattin
OK SO.. my sis says hey! Join FUBAR.. great site.. alright.. SO RIGHT AWAY I get this SPAM message to join TWIZTED MINDZ chat/tunez site  (http://www.fubar.com/lounge/55439)... although I should know better... I hop in to check it out to see how shit works on here.  GREAT tunes... except for 1 horrible country song I heard, no biggie.. prior to that i'm honest in chat, jammin and saying.. HEY GUYS.. great tunes... *sincerely* So I figure out how to invite my sis in... she's in bed and will probably get it tomorrow.  Eventually I get bored.. everyone can only say shit like. "WB!" "HEY WB HI" "WELCOME BONGBUBBLES THANK YOU FOR JOINING"... very standard.  I get bored from that and check out another room that invited me.. they were playin PAULA ABDUL ... I go back to TWIZTED MINDZ thinkin they would love this laugh and told them about it only to get BOOTED by this DJ owner dude named EVIL... came in a sec later and really apologized because apparently I don't understand the whole FUBAR tun
Per The Bbb
Business Contact and Profile Name: Chicago Burr Oak Cemetery Phone: (773) 233-5676 Fax: (708) 824-1709 Address: 4400 W. 127th St., Alsip, IL 60803 Principal: Ms. Carolyn Towns, Director of Operations Customer Contact: Ms. Carolyn Towns, Director of Operations - (773) 233-5676 File Open Date: May 2004 TOB Classification: Cemeteries BBB Accreditation: This company is not a BBB Accredited business. Additional DBA Names: Burr Oak Cemetery Customer Complaint History When considering complaint information, please take into account the company's size and volume of transactions, and understand that the nature of complaints and a firm's responses to them are often more important than the number of complaints. BBB processed a total of 5 complaints about this company in the last 36 months, our standard reporting period. Of the total of 5 complaints closed in 36 months, 1 was closed in the last year.Service Issues Resolved 1 - Company addressed the complaint issues. The consumer failed to ackn
"the Miracle Is This"
The miracle is this--the more we share, the more we have.
Promotion From Coast To Coast
my brother's friend Dale Wolphin got his promotion as top carpet salesman. the man is part whale and part dolphin...yet he sells Berber like no ones business. swimming around the competition with speed and grace. almost like sonar of some sort. i need to paint his portrait. ive never done real life as a medium. hmm..
Bullshit!
As the chilling grave-reselling scandal at Burr Oak Cemetery unfolded over the last 1½ weeks, the company that owns the historic site in Alsip has been virtually silent -- even as authorities repeatedly blasted the company. But Saturday, 10 days after the scandal broke, officials with the owner, Perpetua Holdings of Illinois, gave the first extensive public defense of their actions. They denied claims they had stopped running the cemetery and did little to help the thousands of families who have loved ones buried at Burr Oak and are now looking for answers. Trudi McCollum Foushee, a management consultant for Perpetua who was in charge of day-to-day operations at Burr Oak, pointed out it was a company groundskeeper who discovered the first piece of evidence in the case -- a partial skull -- in an unused section of the cemetery in late May. Foushee said she immediately notified police. Four employees were arrested July 8 and accused of pocketing $300,000 in the scheme, in which bodies
Hahahahaha Wtf?!?!?
  http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/w4m/1278339300.html   This is exactly what I am NOT looking for. If you recognize yourself in this list, please DO NOT send me an e-mail. If you … have served time in jail or prison are married are in an open relationship have kids (sorry – it’s not about the kids; it’s about your ex-wife/gf, who is a huge part of that package deal) live with your ex-wife/gf don’t have your own checking account consider frozen meat and Mountain Dew a meal have atrocious table manners don’t like dogs don’t like cats don’t like vegetarians have not read a book in the last 3 months (magazines do NOT count) identify yourself as “a Christian man” describe yourself as “lonely” post ads that include the words “massage” or “cuddling” post ads promising to “treat you like a princess” are looking to get married, settle down and have kids don’t like sports don&r
Gonna Be Closed For Some Time
Burr Oak Cemetery won't re-open by Aug. 1 after all, the troubled graveyard's court-appointed overseer said Monday Roman Szabelski said it will take longer than he previously expected as crews transfer burial records from index cards to a database. Eventually there will be an online search mechanism so loved ones can find deceased relatives' gravesites more easily. "Hopefully that will reassure them," said Szabelski, executive director of Catholic Cemeteries. Szabelski spoke with reporters after emerging from a meeting with the Cook County judge who appointed him to oversee the sprawling south suburban cemetery, which has been named a crime scene. "I am in charge and that's with the direction of the court," Szabelski told reporters. A management consultant who has been running day-to-day operations at the cemetery for owner Perpetua Holdings of Illinois was the surprise guest at the meeting. In the days after four cemetery employees were arrested and charged in a sche
What You Might Not Know About The Recovery Act
Washington SIX months ago, when President Obama and I took office, we were confronted with an economic crisis unparalleled in our lifetime. The nation was hemorrhaging more than 700,000 jobs a month, the housing market was in free fall, and the fate of the financial system hung in the balance. Credible economists were handicapping the probability of a depression. The actions we took — passing the Recovery Act, stabilizing the banking system, pressing to get credit flowing again and helping responsible homeowners — brought us back from the precipice. Monthly job losses are down, financial markets are improved, and economic contraction has slowed. We still have a long way to go, but clearly we are closer to recovery today than we were in January. The Recovery Act has been critical to that progress. Notwithstanding this progress, the nature of the Recovery Act remains misunderstood by many, and misconstrued by others: critics have suggested that the entire $787 billion is be
Jtb.
Now that it's all said and done,I can't believe you were the oneTo build me up and tear me down,Like an old abandoned house.What you said when you leftJust left me cold and out of breath.I fell too far, was in way too deep.Guess I let you get the best of me.Well, I never saw it coming.I should've started runningA long, long time ago.And I never thought I'd doubt you,I'm better off without youMore than you, more than you know.I'm slowly getting closure.I guess it's really over.I'm finally getting better.And now I'm picking up the pieces.I'm spending all of these yearsPutting my heart back together.'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through,I got over you.You took a hammer to these walls,Dragged the memories down the hall,Packed your bags and walked away.There was nothing I could say.And when you slammed the front door shut,A lot of others opened up,So did my eyes so I could seeThat you never were the best for me.Well, I never saw it coming.I should've started runningA long, long tim
Star-spangled Fire & Hot Holy Waters
There are often fireworks at the Speakeasy. But since America’s Birthday fell on a Saturday night this year, we worked that fire inside and out, climaxing with panoramic pyrotechnics on the roof, sparkling golden showers on RadioSuzy1 and an explosive Star-Spangled Banner aria in the bar sung acapella by magnificent Malena wearing nothing but Old Glory wrapped around her voluptuous form. We started our 4th, like most Americans, with a BBQ. We called it “Porn & Hot Dogs.” My own darling Chef Max cooked up a scrumptious, saucily grilled buffet of hamburgers, salmon burgers, chicken burgers, cheeseburgers, veggie burgers, and of course, dozens of succulent, phallic franks of all kinds and sizes. Mmm… We just love those big beefy sausages, especially between warm fresh buns. Did I mention Felicia’s luscious potato salad? So yum… And for dessert, we scarfed down the finest black and white chocolate drizzled strawberries I’ve ever taste
More Thoughts
I seem to have a special knack for pissing people off..is it a gift or a curse? I am dreading the doc tomorrow I got the sad when john commented my last blog..I am a wuss I seriously am doubting decisions I have made that I cannot fix my mother truly is the epitome of evil   anyone know who teenycokoncam is? I think he has a crush on me
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Psycology
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said,   "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't 
Violence & The Drug War - The Economic Perspective : Why Prohibitions Don't Work
http://www.peacefreedomprosperity.com/?p=2081 For years advocates of free trade in drugs—that is, basic rights to life, liberty, and property for drug consumers, producers, and merchants—have pointed out that prohibition, besides being an immoral invasion of liberty by the state, sets in motion a variety of concrete evils that harm innocent people. ***This article has been chosen as a discussion topic on PFP Movement Radio, http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pfpmovementradio Friday night at 6pm-8pm. Please Call In To The Show, 347...
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Im Real Wanna See Check Myspace
CHECK MY MYSPACE    lil_hot_ass@yahoo.com search on myspace or belinda santiago
Clingy
wtf?? today I have stumbled upon not one, but TWO blogs that were written by insecure, selfish, and obsessive women. I guess they will have to learn the hard way that no man (or woman) wants to be put in a cage once they are "caught". Its the clingy "call me-where are you?-lets spend all time together-you cant have friends cause you have me" idiots that make such an awful reputation for marriage.   Its just sad that people have no personality/life on their own, so they have to attach to someone else's
The Fate Dice In Age Of Conan
More and more players are keen on an online game Age of Conan. In the game, you will build up your armies, use emissaries, and you will enhance your actions with your kingdom cards. In order to increase the power and wealth of your kingdom, you need to take advantage of the adventures through many ways, no matter you use Age of Conan Power Leveling or not.You will experience the course of three ages. At the beginning of each age, four Conan adventure cards are drawn and used to create the adventure deck. Players will bid to decide who will be the Conan player for that adventure; and as soon as an adventure ends, a new one is drawn and a new bid determines who will be the new Conan player. The turn is used to determine the actions available to the players. The dice are rolled to form a common pool from which all players will pick their dice. Each player, in turn, will choose and use one fate die and will be able to do one of the actions allowed by that die result.When the fate dice are
Help
what do u do when thelove of your life is slipping from your fingers. o you cotinue to fight and get them to see how happy you make them and how much you love them or do you just let it fall apart like nothing ever happend?
Cynosure
cynosure\SY-nuh-shoor; SIN-uh-shoor\ , noun:1.An object that serves as a focal point of attention and admiration.2.That which serves to guide or direct.3.[Capitalized]. The northern constellation Ursa Minor, which contains the North Star; also, the North Star itself.
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Mens Thought Pattern
heres another thing that annoys me about men,  my hubby for example. He has knowen this chick for 12 years at work and it wasnt till roughly 2005/2006.  He started talking about her on going . Basically 24/7.  She is on the union committy with him and adam.  And bad mouths her, saying what a ho she is and cant understand why she got married. Yet if he feels this way why in hell must he talk about her every dam day.  I told him hes up cessed with her he denies it. I got to see her in action and yes this chick is a ho big time.  I feel sorry for her hubby. Any how got to know about her and see her in action.  and honestly I dont want to hear about her 24/7.  I  have told hubby this over and over and over. All he ever says is shes nothing for me to worry about.  He has many woman were he works and yes he does talk about others, but not like her.  And he cant understand why I get upset?  Hell I go visit my friend todd whos in a wheel chair one a year,  talk to him on the pc and p
Edmund Burke
“There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men.” -- Edmund Burke
National Guard Drill At High School To Prepare For Possible H1n1 Riot
PARIS — Oxford Hills Comprehensive High School will be the site of a National Guard riot control drill Thursday morning to prepare in the event of a panic over distribution of serum to treat the swine flu. The school on Route 26 at the Paris-Norway town line has been designated by state officials as a distribution site for the H1N1 flu vaccine. The drill is to prepare for a worst-case scenario should the serum have to be transported from Augusta and people rush to get it. On Thursday morning, four or five National Guard Humvees will travel from Augusta to Paris with vials of fake serum. The National Guardsmen will take on the roles of panicked citizens and military police and practice what they would do, such as using tear gas, in the case of a riot.  "This is just a component of moving the stuff from point A to B," said Oxford County Emergency Management Agency Director Scott Parker. The plan will be put into place only if needed, he said. Plans were developed in April to
William Orville Douglas (october 16, 1898 – January 19, 1980) Was A United States Supreme Court Associate Justice.
"The right to revolt has sources deep in our history." -- Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas
Samuel Adams
"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." -- Samuel Adams
Ayn Rand
"Whoever claims the right to redistribute the wealth produced by others is claiming the right to treat human beings as chattel." -- Ayn Rand
Thomas Jefferson To James Madison, 12/20/1787
"I own I am not a friend to a very energetic government. It is always oppressive." -- Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson To Edward Carrington, 1787
"If once [the people] become inattentive to the public affairs, you and I, and Congress and Assemblies, Judges and Governors, shall all become wolves. It seems to be the law of our general nature, in spite of individual exceptions." -- Thomas Jefferson to Edward Carrington, 1787
Justice Louis Brandeis (olmstead V. Us)
"...every unjustifiable intrusion by the Government upon the privacy of the individual, whatever the means employed, must be deemed a violation of the Fourth Ammendment." -- Justice Louis Brandeis (Olmstead v. US
James Bovard
"There is no virtue in denying the law of gravity, and there should be no virtue in denying the limitations of government. ... The more we glorify government, the more liberties we will lose." -- James Bovard
Harry Browne
"For those looking for security, be forewarned that there's nothing more insecure than a political promise." -- Harry Browne
Thomas Paine
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine
Deep In Thought At 7 In The Evening
I'm sitting here trying to figure out  how some people can be cold heartless bastards... but I'm not coming up with any answers...
Redneck Love Poem
A REDNECK LOVE POEMSUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOEAND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.************ ********* ******
Stone Sour - Made Of Scars
This one came from looking This one opened twice These two seem as smooth as silk, flush againt my eyes This one needed stiches and This one came from rings This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care Yeah, Cut right into me Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars Yes I am made of scars This one had it comming This one found a vein This one was an accident, but never gave me pain This one was my fathers and This one you can't see This one had me scared to death, But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!! Yeah, Cut right into me Yeah, I am made of scars Yes, I am made of scars God, Don't you believe it And I will find a way Everything you are I will betray Oooh, I swear that I will find a way Everything you are's inside me This one was the first one This one had a vice This one here I like to rub on dark and stormy nights This one was the last one, I don't remember how But I remember blood and rain AND I NEVER SAW IT COMING AGAIN Yea
The Anal Chronicles Pt 1
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Not The Greatest Idea Perhaps
If by any miracle someone reads this that actually knows me. Hello. As per normal I probably won't be here very long. Subjects free for discussion:- My default picture. Everything else is on the basis if you ask a question and I don't answer, consider that your answer. Just in case here is a stock reply, "no comment". ************LATE EDIT FOR NEWCOMERS AND HOPEFULLY RETURNERS************* If I suddenly leave, and I mean suddenly as within an hour, then sorry c'est la vie.
Meat
I was at a local water theme park this weekend. I had on normal swimming trunks (shorts). the waist is tighter and the bottoms baggy. I noticed several women walking past me as I walked past them on a side walk. They staired and my wet suit gripping my package. Staired at me like meat. Not until they were within two feet of me did they look up to look at my face and smile when I caught them looking. Usually I'm the one looking and stairing.
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Yep I'm Fat Deal With It!
Okay, so sitting here thinking I wish I had a way to speak to young girls all over the country about them and their weight.  To let them know that yes being heavy is a health risk, but not relationship suicide as many people consider it.  I have even heart parents drill it into their childrens heads that because they are even 5 lbs over what the parent considers normal, that they will not get a boyfriend, be the "cheerleader" or ever find a husband.  My own father used to tell me shit like that!  People need to stop downing women AND men too about their weight.  Why do we make fun of a man with boobs, but still it's okay for women, man or woman they are both made up of excess body fat!  I personally am proud to say man boobs are sexy as fuck to me, I love sucking on my man's as much as I love suckin on my girlfriends!  The fact is there truly is someone out there for every shape size and color of person.  We as humans need to stop bashing each other by our race, color, creed, weight, b
Not A Pretty Girl
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I miss being me I kinda feel like I have MPD at the moment   I think I know which bouncer has it out for me..and it isnot a good thing My husband deploys iin November...me and the kids will be alone for Xmas..shitty   I had to go up on my meds...shitty again   I am sick of being sick..really and truly..I just wanna feel fucking normal for a day I am getting depressed...something that I have not dealy with in some time it is seriously getting bad..and it scaresme..I dont wanna be that way again   I really try not to bitch about being sick..but it is kicking my nervous system in the ass pretty badly right now..and it scares me..I dont like to feel that I amnot in control of my own body...seizures are getting worse... I will STFU now..just felt like sayin this    
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Another day and another lost soul in a sea of emptiness.A world of confusion sometimes not worth living through.Making decisions based on what would make everyone else happy and or satisfied.The devil used to be a friend of mine,he kept me level giving me alcohol and drugs to help me ease my troubled mind.When the numbness dissappeareAd and the pain crept back in guilt or the pain of living through a sea of misery is all I felt. A sudden force showed and gave me an angel to help motivate my will to live.She then got stolen away.Was it a test? Was it a chance at renewed faith or a will to quit the harmful path of addiction? The feeling of someone giving up when they actually never left my side is a show of support and a courage that brings you a true friendship. You never lose a sense of love or comradirie when your friends remain true or faithful.An act of loyalty is never a fools gold;it is a true entity you can rely on and gives you a sense of security that wraps around you like a he
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So she doen't go there. She's stopped trying to please. She's done with the lip service. She's not here to appease. She discovered self-esteem no longer will she settle for being your wet dream. If her mind and her smile are her only charms and that's not enough well she won't grieve for your arms to hold her, or kiss her or fuck her just right. Because just sex is not enough, not now or any other night. Her choices Her words Her life She's made her decision no more cutting incisions. Either you like her for her or you can go fuck yourself.  
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For You...
    GOODBYE   I don’t really want to say goodbye I don’t really want to go Life has pulled us in separate ways the uphill fight goes slow time has passed and feelings lost the love has faded into fights "just show up" is often heard to me that sounds so absurd Ive never heard such empty words for one more fight? for just more tears? closeness wont bring back the years I smile and hold back the tears cus emo bitch rings in my ears. I pass my days and block you out and focus my thoughts on her not doing without she smiles so big with hopes and dreams not seeing mommy cry is the important thing I will go on, this too will pass we all will learn from our past. Love never stops it only fades and one day you will fade away until that time my heart is yours although its broke and so unsure Im just a Bitch and emo too I guess all the things you say is true.   I will leave you be and say goodbye I promise no one will see me cry
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Maybe There Is A Place For Women In The Military -- At Least This One
A story with a happy ending!   This nineteen-year-old ex-cheerleader (now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper) was watching a road that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road.. She engaged the target (i.e., she shot him). Turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a US patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.   The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went through his butt and into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces. The Air Force made a motivational poster of her:   (Folks, that's a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields!) And the last thing that came out of this Terrorist's mouth was his @ss!
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Me Talking Again
Firstly I cannot escape Cheryl Cole's new single...everywhere in Belfast was battering it out on radio etc...making me insane, though it does sound better after it has been electronically voice tuned - she was shit singing that live. I didn't recognise the damn song from her military dance display on X factor.   Secondly I LOVE the way Irish people say 'wee' all the time.   "Do you have a wee key to your room? Do you want a wee help with your case? Do you have a wee credit card so we can have a wee swipe at it?" that's awesomely lovely. I also flew on a wee plane called Kevin Keegan (yes it really was called that) and couldn't stop giggling that I was inside Kevin Keegan and arrived at George Best airport, football players are so big in aviation.   The Ulster Hall was just lovely and I did enjoy the Amnesty gig, all the people were so bloody good onstage.   So after all that I went for a 'wee' cup of tea outside Oscars champagne bar in sunny/rainy Belfast. It didn't look like a
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A great American song of our national ideals. Do not tread on me, etc... etc... etc...  A love song. A song of commitment. It totally makes up for the later sung gasolineO in the garageO Metallica. (snickers). My husband is very good for me.   So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you (my lover)  Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know, whoa But I know So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know, whoa but I know I never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way(with love and respect, imagi
I Could Care Less ~ Devildriver
Every time you speak my name (My name, my name) My image it just burns away (away, away) Everytime you speak my name (My name, my name) My image it just, it just, it just BURNS AWAY, burns away burns away, burns away, away, away, away (Give me that) I could care less than for your grandiosity I had to skin the cat for curiosity I could care less than for your sickening pompous ways Every time you speak my name, my image burns away I could care less I could care less I could care less I could care less Don't you know our lives are on trial now And if we lose were going straight to hell (2x) (Give me that) You must excuse me i'm just really not myself woke up today inside, inside of someone else I could care less than for your sickening pompous ways (Give me that) Every time you speak my name my image burns away (Give me that) I could care less I could care less I could care less (Give me that) I could care less I could care less Don't you know our lives
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I can't take it anymore.I don't ask for much and all I do is help.For those of you that want to see nsfw pics,forget it.I won't degrade myself for a bling or a bomb or anything else.If that what it takes then I don't need you as a friend,so get off my list.I have more respect for myself.If you don't like it,then kiss my a$$ and get off my list.
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Harbor Tour Cruise | Toronto, Canada Customer: “How long is the one hour tour?” Me: “60 Minutes.” Customer: “Where does the harbour tour go?” Me: “Around the harbour.”
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Grocery Store | Bellingham, WA, USA (Referring to the payment terminal) Customer: “It’s not working. Whats wrong with it?” Me: “What does it say?” Customer: “It says, ‘Please slide card again’.” Me: “Well, then slide your card again.” Customer: “Oh, okay.” (She slides her card. It works.) Customer: “Hey it worked!”
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Mexican Restaurant | East Lansing, MI, USA Customer: “Can I get a vegetarian burrito with chicken?” Me: “You mean, a chicken burrito?” Customer: “Well, what’s in that?” Me: “Chicken.”
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Halloween Store | Georgia, USA (My first day on the job my manager decided that we weren’t getting enough business and proceeded to hand me a plastic pitchfork, wrap a feather boa around my neck and shove me out onto a street corner in the ghetto with a sign.) People in a passing car: “SATANIST B***H!” *throws ketchup packets at me* (A short time later…) White car driven by an older man pulls up: “Miss?” Me: *walks over* “Yes?” Him: “How much?” Me: “…excuse me?” Him: “Well I don’t usually go for the satanic looking type. I guess you could get out of all that black…” Me: “What the…oh….” *I start laughing hysterically* him: “What? You aren’t?” Me: *I point up towards the store* “Mister, I work for the Halloween shop…” Him: “Oh, when do you open?” Me: “I don’t. The store is open now t
Not Always Right | Customer: Impossible Part 2
Optometrist | High Desert, CA, USA Woman: “My screw fell out of my glasses. Can you replace it?” Me: “Absolutely.” (I go in the back, replace the woman’s screw and bring it back.) Woman: “This is all wrong.” Me: “Excuse me?” Woman: “This screw is silver. My screw was gold!” Me: “I’m sorry, but the only screws I have are silver.” Woman: “But my screw was gold. This thing is cheap.” Me: “To be fair your screw wasn’t gold. It just had gold paint on it just like your frames.” Woman: “How do you know?” Me: “Well, I looked at the other screw.” Woman: “I thought this frame was solid gold.” Me: “I’m afraid not. This is a $120 dollar frame. It’s not going to be made of gold with gold screws for $120 dollars.” Woman: “Well, can you give me a gold painted screw?” Me: “I only have silver, ma&rs
Not Always Right | Um, Sorry Mom & Dad
Restaurant | Norcross, GA, USA Regular at store: “Hey, I have a question.” Me: “Ok, what can I help you with.” Regular: “Do y’all have homeless people come in here often?” (Indicates couple reading news paper in the corner. I can’t see their faces.) Me: “Umm, no. Why?” Regular: “Oh, they just came in sat down like they wanted no one to see them and took your newspaper.” Me: “Well I can’t ask them to leave unless they are bothering you. Do you want me to ask them for the newspaper? I can since they aren’t paying cust–” Regular: “Oh no, I was just wondering if homeless people came in here often.” (I look back to the corner again and I can see their faces now.) Me: “Um, sir, those are my parents.” (He did not come back for about six months.)
Not Always Right | And This Was Before He Got Drunk
Bartender | Cardiff, Wales, UK Customer, looking directly at the draught: “What have you got on tap?” Me: “We have Stella, Staropramen, Becks Vier, Leffe, Hoegaarden, Franziskaner and Guiness on tap, sir.” Customer: *sighs* “Have you got Carling?” Me: “I’m afraid not sir…” (I run through everything on tap again, slightly slower, and clearer this time.) Customer: “No Budweiser?” Me: “I’m afraid not sir…” (Again I list everything on draught.) Customer: “Oh, I suppose I’ll just have a Kronenberg then.” Me: “I’m afraid we don’t stock that product, sir.” Customer: “Sorry, I meant a Fosters.” Me: *deep breath* “I apologise once again sir, but we don’t serve Fosters. We only serve…” (I run through the draught again.) Customer: “Okay, okay…bloody hell, I’m not stupid you know!”
Not Always Right | There Is Such A Thing As A Stupid Question
Semi-submersible Boat Tours | Sitka, AK, USA (I was a naturalist on a semi-submersible vessel for a summer in Alaska. The passengers get to sit in the bottom section of the boat, six feet below the water line, looking out of large windows. Over the course of the summer, I got a couple of fun questions.) Tourist 1: “Hey, where are all the tropical fish?” Me: *blink* “Um, in the tropics, sir. This is Alaska.” Tourist 2: “Are we going to see any bears?” Me: *looking out the windows at fields of kelp and bored-looking rockfish* “Sorry, no. We haven’t been able to get them to use the scuba equipment without chewing through it yet.”
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