THE WATCHER RLFM TO DJWICCA's blog: "hmmm"

SUMBICH!!!! > > A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw > a > party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. > > He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the > neighborhood. He > held the party around the pool in the backyard of his > mansion. > > Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating > shrimp, > oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. > > At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a > 10 foot > man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million > dollars to anyone > who has the nerve to jump in..' > > The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a > loud > splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! > > > > Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy > was > jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, > head butts and > choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it > through the > air like some kind of Judo Instructor. > > > The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both > Leroy and > the gator were screaming and raising hell. > > Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the > top > like a dime store goldfish. > > > Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was > just > staring at him in disbelief. > > > Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe > you a > million dollars.' > > > > 'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said > Leroy. > > The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. > You won > the bet. How about half a million bucks then?' > > No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy. > > The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you > something.. That > was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some > stock > options?' > > Again Leroy said no. > > Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what > do you > want?' > > Leroy said, 'I want the name of the Sumbich who pushed > me in the > pool! >