A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a
>> sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several
>> possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the
>> more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
>> most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He
>> presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
>> on, and model it for him.
>>
>> Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have
>> an idea. It's so sheer that
>> it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but
>> I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep
>> the $500 refund for myself.'
>>
>> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>>
>> The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for
>> $500, they'd at least iron it!'
>>
>> He never heard the shot.
>>
>> Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
