Over 16,528,101 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/w4m/1278339300.html
This is exactly what I am NOT looking for. If you recognize yourself in this list, please DO NOT send me an e-mail.
If you …
have served time in jail or prison
are married
are in an open relationship
have kids (sorry – it’s not about the kids; it’s about your ex-wife/gf, who is a huge part of that package deal)
live with your ex-wife/gf
don’t have your own checking account
consider frozen meat and Mountain Dew a meal
have atrocious table manners
don’t like dogs
don’t like cats
don’t like vegetarians
have not read a book in the last 3 months (magazines do NOT count)
identify yourself as “a Christian man”
describe yourself as “lonely”
post ads that include the words “massage” or “cuddling”
post ads promising to “treat you like a princess”
are looking to get married, settle down and have kids
don’t like sports
don’t like crowds
think that FOX News is fair and balanced
think that Ann Coulter makes a lot of sense
use the N word
haven’t cleaned your bathroom in over a month
DO NOT RESPOND TO MY AD!!!
I’m single, 44, no kids, looking for intelligent male companionship.
