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The Layoff
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." And Sarah says, "Can you just jack off? I have a headache!"

Clothing Optional
I don't know if anyone else here works in a hotel, but I thought I should inform everyone about a certain activity that seems to occur in the hotel that I work in. People seem to think that once they come to a hotel then they dont have to wear clothes. Since I took over the breakfast shift in the restaurant (this included delivering room service in the morning too) there have been many occasions that I have been delievering meals to rooms and have been greeted at the door by people in various stages of undress, and on three occasions they were naked. I don't know about you but at 7am in the morning this can be quite a shock to the system... especailly when its not a very nice sight (though there have been a couple of times I wish I could have stayed in the room for a couple of hours, if you know what I mean). Just thought I should let you know... your thoughts please...?

The Cabin At Montana Creek
When I heard there was a cabin I could go to in Alaska that the family owned I had this vision of log cabin with the smoke rising into the early afernoon sky,snow drifts resting against the exterior walls. You know the kind of picture Kinkade would do or Rockwell. What I found was this plywood shack staring at me with the look of a abandoned child hoping that someone would at last love it. I loved the place at first sight and thought well it is here at least. This can be fixed. Summers are short here and as I tell my best friend "we are burning daylight lets get to it". Between my brother and friends we got the place livable in a summer and actually spent some winter nights there that would freeze the nuts off a brass monkey. The next cabin will be built for a lifetime this one lasted but a season in our lives but it was a hell of a good time!!

How Sexual Are You?
1 You would masturbate off of your partner masturbating, while they are watching you Disagree Agree 2 You would only have sex with someone you know good Disagree Agree 3 You masturbate at least once a day Disagree Agree 4 You would only have sex with someone you Love Disagree Agree 5 You would swallow your own cum if the moment called for it Disagree Agree 6 You like it slow and by the book Disagree Agree 7 You rather kiss and be intimate than go down on your partner Disagree Agree 8 You would love a golden shower Disagree Agree 9 You do not like awkward positions, you prefer traditional Disagree Agree 10 You wouldn't mind if someone is watching Disagree Agree 11 You would try very awkward positions Disagree Agree 12 You would take something up your ass Disagree Agree 13 You want to be handcuffed, blindfolded or even whipped. Disagree Agree 14 You would shove your tongue up someones ass Disagree

Poor Pale Thin Girl
she is a lonely girl pale pale girl she is never spirited she is cold and pale and blue she sits in her tiny room comparing her self to nothing as she never exsplores the world shes sits in her room like a doll still and exspressionless she is young and she is old she was born and she will die she feels nothing any more the thoughts have long gone past she waites for death like a passenger of a train waiting for her departure this frain pal thin girl cuts her flesh this is the only time you can feel anything the pain shocks her the blood warms her alive for a moment then the cuts they dry and she goes cold standing still once again she looks in the mirrer her plush soft dry mouth sunkin in the one corner, here pale blue eyes grey depression writen all over her pale thin face she gathers into a corner with a pillow on the floor a small balnkette she uses when she weeps to sleep she is what society has made of her her

Bedroom Accessories
Your hottest bedroom accessory is yourself You are damn hot and you don’t need anything else to help you seduce your man or woman. To you, the look of your bedroom comes in second to all of your bedroom activities. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Evanescence All That I'm Living For Lyrics
All that I'm living for, All that I'm dying for, All that I can't ignore alone at night. I can feel the night beginning. Separate me from the living. Understanding me, After all I've seen. Piecing every thought together, Find the words to make me better. If I only knew how to pull myself apart. All that I'm living for, All that I'm dying for, All that I can't ignore alone at night. All that I'm wanted for, Although I wanted more. Lock the last open door, my ghosts are gaining on me. I believe that dreams are sacred. Take my darkest fears and play them Like a lullaby, Like a reason why, Like a play of my obsessions, Make me understand the lesson, So I'll find myself, So I won't be lost again. All that I'm living for, All that I'm dying for, All that I can't ignore alone at night. All that I'm wanted for, Although I wanted more. Lock the last open door, my ghosts are gaining on me. Guess I thought I'd have to change the world to make you see me, T

Lacuna Coil Without A Reason Lyrics
Will you wash my feet again With the tears I've cried out? Will you save me from my selfishness? Feels like talking to a wall In this universe I'm lost As I keep on searching On and on without a reason Here I come to show you, Our path it is your heart I'm melting into you Our destiny so cruel In the journey of my existence I felt strong in my believes Could I find a better way to This reality? Feels like talking to a wall In this universe I'm lost As I keep on searching On and on without a reason Here I come to show you, Our path it is your heart I'm melting into you Our destiny so cruel Feels like talking to a wall Feels like talking to a wall I'm melting into you Our destiny so cruel Feels like talking to a wall Feels like talking to a wall Feels like talking to a wall Feels like talking to a wall

Down With Sickness........ Luv This Song
Artist: Disturbed Lyrics Song: Down With The Sickness Lyrics (Can you feel that?) (Oh shit) Ooh ah ah ah ah! Ooh ah ah ah ah! Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel (Will you give in to me?) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing ... in me (Will you give in to me?) Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes Oh no, There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon ... in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up Come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up Come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel (Will you give in to me?) It seems that all that was good has d

Will The Pain Never End? (repost)
I mean that both physically and mentally. I do pretty good for awhile emotionally and then Mom's death comes back and hits me in the teeth like a mule with an attitude. My back is giving me hell now too, and I've missed three days of work this week because I can't get up for more than an hour at a time tops. Work is wonderful and I love it and this isn't a convenient excuse to get out of it. I haven't written about how it's going for a long time because I've been exhausted when I get home but it's going wonderfully. I'm loving every minute of it and, best of all, I've been helping teach some of the new people how to handle some of the simpler things we do so not only am I working at a new job I love, but I'm getting to teach, which makes it the best of all possible worlds. Unfortunately, this pain is getting worse and the pain killers and my biofeedback aren't controlling it anymore, or not very well anyway. I am, on the whole, absolutely and completely happy here, both becauas

Chicken Marsala
Ingredients: 2 tsp olive oil 1 medium onion, chopped 1 ½ lb whole chicken breasts, halved, boned, and skinned, pounded to ¼-inch thickness 1 cup dry marsala wine ¾ cup low-fat, low sodium chicken broth 1 Tbsp cornstarch or arrowroot powder Fresh ground pepper and salt to taste Instructions: 1. Heat the oil over medium-high heat in a large frying pan 2. Add the onion and stir fry for 5 minutes 3. Then, add on the chicken and cook (make sure each side is cooked – about 5 minutes for each side) 4. Pour the wine over the chicken and cook for 4 minutes (wine should look syrupy) 5. Dissolve the cornstarch or arrowroot powder in a small cup full of the broth. Pour over the chicken and cook for 2 minutes (or until the sauce is thickened) 6. Sprinkle pepper and salt over the chicken Nutritional Information: Exchanges 4 Very Lean Meat ½ Starch Calories 182 Calories from Fat 43 Total Fat 5 g Saturated Fat 1 g Cholesterol 69 mg Sodium 99 mg Carbohydra

Mid-life
Depressing but HILARIOUS! >>> Kimberly Kalfain-Green 10/23/2006 2:08 pm >>> >>> Olivia Herrera 10/19/2006 1:38 pm >>> Hopefully this will make me lose a couple of pounds, >>> Magda Garibay 10/19/2006 1:02 pm >>> Mid-Life I can almost feel myself losing weight.... by sending this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even justpushing your luck) you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless s

Home Blessing Magick
A home blessing meditation for charging a room: Sit straight with palms on lap, take deep breaths, relax, and move into a mental space where you activate your intuitive senses. Imagine a cord of energy from your spine connecting you to the Earth, and channel energy from the Earth through it. Silently ask for divine protection, guidance, and blessing. Direct your psychic sensing outward, and feel lines of force coming out of your aura. Note where the strongest energy is (check out the floor, ceiling, directions, etc), Note spots that feel empty or dead, note places that feel full alive, focus on where you are sitting and how you feel at that particular spot. Imagine a sphere of light and love energy at your heart, feel it pulsing outward with every breath. Feel the radiance increase with every breath, feel yourself as a star, continue to breathe deeply and send out the energy, letting it pulsate in the room. When ready, start making power sounds representing the love and light y

Exquisite Joy
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 Exquisite joy What if your dreams have already come true and you don't even know it because you're so busy chasing what the world says you must have? What if the things you thought you needed in order to be happy, you do not really need at all? All around you are opportunities for exquisite joy. Are you too busy to see them? Are you so consumed with striving for success that you're unable to appreciate the massive abundance that is already yours? Have you placed so many conditions on happiness that you don't ever have time to actually experience it? Take a slow, sweet, deep breath and remember how very blessed you are. Allow life's real and ever-present beauty to touch you and to remind you of who you truly are. Stop obsessing so much on keeping score and getting ahead. Focus instead on creating real and lasting value from each moment you are given. There is so very much that you can do. Count your many blessings, and as you do they will g

Words By T
come back to me come to me as you will come to me enraged or refreshed come to me radiant or unadorned come back to me as you saunter make love to me passionate shiny leather…naughty madonna coy and vestal come to me wrapped in nature goose down…harvest grains still waters broken by fish and frogs come back to me sudden like a unexpected kiss urgent needs to fill come back to me steady come back to me real come to me in beauty as you cresses my face my heart my soul come to me in children’s laughter, babies breath first kisses remembered crushes lost so long ago come to me breaking, in dieing dreams, and long held wishes come to me filigreed and lovely come to me simple full of grace come to me on Sunday morning… amidst north texas small town friday night football religion come to me asubard, observed, real or imagined come to me in silence alone together, in amazing conversation come to me as breathing stay with me through lonely, through dark literal and

This Guy Has Problems
Fred went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to help me with it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been any bigger than a small peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor, "I really am ... I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a physician and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied.

List Of Demons
Abaddon - (Hebrew) Destroyer, Advisor. Said to be chief of demons. Sometimes regarded as the destroying angel. Abdiel - (Arabic) from "Abd" meaning slave. Lord of slaves/slavery. Abatu - An earth bound form of destructive/negative energy in the Order of the Nine Angles. Associated with rites of sacrifice. Abduxuel - (Enochian) One of the demonic rulers of the lunar mansions. Abigar - Can fortell future and give military advice. Abigor - (Unk) allegedly a warrior demon who commands sixty legions. Weyer names him as god of Grand Duke of Hell. Appears in a pleasant form. Aclahayr - (Unk) Of the fourth hour of the Nuctemeron, the genius spirit. Adad, Addu - (Babylonian, Hittite) god of the storm. Adramalech - (Samarian) devil. Commander of Hell. Wierius' chancellor of infernal regions. In Assyria where he was worshipped, children were supposedly burned at his alters. Adriel - Mansions of the moon among the Enochian demons. Aeshma, Aesma - (Persian) One of seve

Apple Strudle
1 recipe of Strudle Dough 3/4 c. oil 3 tbsp. fine cracker crumbs or stale cake crumbs 6 tbsp. nuts, chopped 1/2 to 1 c. sugar 5 to 7 tart apples (sprinkle with some lemon juice if apples are sweet) 1/2 c. raisins Brush the strudel dough with oil. Sprinkle it with the crumbs, nuts and the sugar from the rim of the dough to the center. Cover this half of the dough with fine slices of pared apple. Sprinkle with sugar and raisins. Roll up until all the apples are rolled in. sprinkle the rest of dough with oil, sugar and raisins and finish rolling up. Place in pan. Spread with oil. Mark into 1 1/2 to 2 inch slices and bake in hot oven at 375 degrees for about 40 minutes. Cut while warm and serve sprinkled with powdered sugar.

Secret Desires...
In a workshop book that I am attending on Monday nights, it asks us to take a look at 5 lives we would have liked to have led. I put (in no particular order) -- Singer Piano Player Writer Private Investigator Painter Lawyer lol... okay so that is 6. But, that isn't the point. The point is that the 2nd half of the question asks how you are going to achieve those dreams basically...and doing at least one thing this week to meet those dreams... I have actually met some of my dreams in a way before..... 1. Singer - when I was in college, a guy had a microphone at home and let me sing on the mic; we had lots of fun entertaining friends and family back then. 2. Piano Player - growing up I took more than 15 years of piano lessons, accompanied the choir in Middle School, accompanied the Church Choir in High School. But, I do miss not having a piano around in more than 20 years to practice and play upon. One day... I hope to be able to have my own house and put a pi

Leave Me Be! *cries*
i am what i am i wish you'd see he is not the patron saint i am not a lazy B i do more than you acknowledge and so you feel the need to tell me how to live and how to care for those i love. who tells him how to care for me?! no one who tells him how he can make life a little easier for me? no one. why must i be picked on? open your eyes there are things you don't know what a culture shock twould be were you to find out. open your eyes, i am a better person than you seem to think don't judge me it's not your place. i have not to prove to you solely to myself. now leave me ALONE! *sighs* Rhiannon

Fallensky
A god builds himself a tower From which he can see all he'd like to have For his own though it's not yet his Conquer devour whatever it takes I must own everything of you Ignore the branches giving way beneath This tree is sturdy enough I can climb higher... And when the sky cracks you know who to blame Life should always feel like this No matter how I try I cannot change this world my own hands created Somebody help me to open this door crawling down into my skull Now you have tasted of my flesh You can never run from me now precious Come back The snapping of the hounds is not for show Rip you to fucking shreds a display in front of all your peers Come back now dear why can't you see You belong to none but me

Revenge
Bring me the heads of your old gods We ignore your screams because they're nothing new Bedsheets have turned to red, body's turned to blue Dead wings spread underneath the moonlight Enjoy the pain while it lasts darling Soon you'll have numbed like a junkie How terrible we are as we deform our way of life Accomodate the rapist hidden in our midst Our funeral is about to begin They hold no respect for my path in life We can't abide by normal laws Only the beautiful can live with passion Only the hideous know what it is to suffer inside I cut off your fingers now my job is done You must not go These places have become so unsafe Do not fear what you deserve These are your self-inflicted wounds Courtesy of my hand

Living Solely To Deceive
Life was never meant to be like this The purest things in me have become my curse This body now Becomes machine Carry me through the days Nothing more Cut her up like a two-dollar whore YOU DESERVE THIS You have earned this Let flames fall upon those who betray You don't look so sexy when your skin turns blue Are you sleeping, love? I hope you're not breathing Hush little baby don't say a word

My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Funny though, I did not realize it was hidden

For All
So frustrated So much one person wants to say Things wrapped up inside tightly Ready to be released and heard The voice inside of ones soul to be revived The frustration is killing it Brings more agony to what one wants The act of knowing you are tired So much to say but how much can one release Thoughts and knowledge of knowing what needs to be done The reality of how one truly feels So much for someone to say Now to have the ability to releasing the pain and wrath Make one feels much better So why not let the frustration It's known to be a bumpy road Many crossed and failed to test Some of us know it's not easy The faith one person has may ease the pain Ease the frustration which exist with one Once released, one shall exhale

Ok...hand Me Sum Soap..lol
You scored as Not so clean. You're not what I'd call pure, but you're not too dirty. Thats okay... i guess?Not so clean70%Complete Filth50%Pedofile10%Pure and Innocent0%How dirty is your mind?created with QuizFarm.com

Rocky Road Halloween Squares
INGREDIENTS: * 1 (12 oz.) pkg. semisweet chocolate chips * 1 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk * 2 tbsp. butter * 2 cups dry roasted peanuts * 1 (10 1/2 oz.) pkg. white miniature marshmallows * assorted soft Halloween candy pieces such as candy corn, or use candy coated chocolate candies PREPARATION: Line a 13x9-inch baking pan with waxed paper. In top of double boiler melt chocolate with milk and butter; remove from heat. In a large bowl, combine peanuts and marshmallows. Fold in melted chocolate and press into the prepared paper-lined pan Top with candy pieces. Chill until firm and cut into squares. Store at room temperature.

Hidden Truths...
Hey... How is everyone? Tonight was a wierd experience. My friends and I went to Chili's tonight and there was atleast 10 of us there. So we had a huge booth and a small booth to fit everyone. Everyone is chatting and having a good ole time. I had a couple of drinks and had a very slight buzz going. As I am sitting there watching everyone I realize at that moment that I was the only one sitting at the long booth and everyone was sitting crunched laughing and having fun in the small booth. I was alone... and I realized at that moment that I did not really belong. The people I hang with are 18,19 and early 20's. I know alittle younger then me, but they are cool to hang with. Maybe I felt like that because I was alittle buzzed or maybe I have always felt like that just did not realize it until I had to be buzzed. Maybe I am just thinking to much about it and it is really nothing. Oh, and Karl, this stays here. More to come later....

Starter Pistol
Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How's your sex life buddy?" The other guy says, "Not too good. Every time me and the missus have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It's very frustrating." The first guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years ago." The other guy says, "OK, I think I'll try that." The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy says, How did you get on with the starter pistol?" The other guy says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols! Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just like you said." The first guy says, "So what happened?" The other guy says, "She bit my di

Need Prayers
my big sister went to get a work medical thursday.everything was going fine untill the doc found a lump on her ovary.she has to go to hospitl today for test as the docs are worried because my mother died of ovarian cancer 19 years ago my other sis had cancer of the womb but won her battle she is the middle child so she has alway been a fighter. so please pray to whoever godess wiccan etc. just pray that she will be fine.thank you my friends

Cobain Bumps Off Elvis As Top-earning Dead Celeb
Cobain bumps off Elvis as top-earning dead celeb Thu Oct 26, 8:34 AM ET Rock 'n' roll legend Elvis Presley ceded his crown to Nirvana lead singer Kurt Cobain on Forbes.com's list as the top-earning dead celebrity. The list, published on Tuesday, said grunge rocker Cobain earned $50 million between October 2005 and October 2006. Presley wound up in the No. 2 slot with $42 million, down from last year's $45 million. Forbes.com bases its dollar amounts on licensing deals for using the deceased celebrities' work or image in advertising or elsewhere. This was Cobain's first time on the list in its six years of publication. Presley has ruled the roost since its inception, said Forbes.com staff writer Lacey Rose. Cobain's coup was due to his widow, actress and singer Courtney Love, who sold a 25-percent stake in the Seattle grunge group's song catalog to New York music publishing company Primary Wave. Ranked after Presley is "Peanuts" cartoon strip creator Charles Schul

Baker's® One Bowl Spider Web Brownies
Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 57 min Makes: 32 servings, 1 brownie each 4 squares BAKER'S Unsweetened Baking Chocolate 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter or margarine 2 cups sugar 3 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla 1 cup flour 1 cup coarsely chopped PLANTERS Pecans (optional) 1 jar (7 oz.) JET-PUFFED Marshmallow Creme 1 square BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted LINE 13x9-inch baking pan with foil, with ends of foil extending over sides of pan to form handles. Grease foil. MICROWAVE unsweetened chocolate and butter in large microwavable bowl on HIGH 2 minutes or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. Add sugar; mix well. Stir in eggs and vanilla. Add flour and nuts; mix well. Spread into prepared pan. BAKE at 350°F for 30 to 35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out with fudgy crumbs. (Do not overbake.) Immediately drop marshmallow creme by spoonfuls over hot brownies; spread evenly over top of brownies. Cool in pan. Lift out

Immigration
President Bush has finally signed a bill to build 700 miles of fencing along the border. Will it ever get built? We don't know. But if it does, it might turn out to be the U.S.' best anti-poverty program ever. With the election looming, Democrats have been on the warpath about "declining median incomes" and "persistent poverty." It's all about what they further call the "failure" of Bush's economic policies. Bush's signing of the border-fence bill on Thursday, and Democrats' carping about poverty, might seem not to be linked, but they are. As a new report shows, the U.S. is importing poverty... mostly from Mexico. That's why real median incomes are lagging and poverty rates are stubbornly high. But few politicians talk about it. In 2005, U.S. median household incomes rose for the first time since 2000. To Democrats, that was an indictment of Bush's policies. In fact, it was an indictment of years of lax border controls. Some 500,000 illegals flood into the U.S. each year,

American Idol Spin-off!!!
From the people that brought you the wildly popular reality show "Who Wants To Marry An American Citizen To Obtain A Green Card?" comes their newest smash hit....... Ladies and gentlemen....LC-TV is proud to present....... "AMERICAN IDOL: BACK-UP SINGER"!!! And now, here's your host, LC-TV's own reality show fanatic and Canadian, GEOFF JONES!!! Geoff Jones: Thank you......thank you, and welcome to AMERICAN IDOL: BACK-UP SINGER!!! I am your host, Geoff Jones, eh? Tonight and over the next several months, we will be making our way through thousands of people that all share one dream......to be the best back-up singer in the land!!! We aren't wasting any time here folks, so here is your first contestant......from Omaha, Nebraska....please welcome Clarence Paterson!!! Clarence is the manager of the home appliance department at his local SEARS store, but with a little luck and the blessing of our judges, he hopes to change all that! Clarence......the stage is yours!!! **

Survival Of Youth
Those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koo

What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Passion is Pink Innocent and naive, you approach sex with a virginal mindset. You tend to enjoy teasing and flaunting much more than actual sex. You're a notorious flirt, and you can pick up anyone you desire. As a result, your reputation is a lot steamier than your real sex life. What Color Is Your Passion?

What Kind Of Soul...
You Are a Peacemaker Soul You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can. War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace. You are a good mediator and a true negotiator. Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy. While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental. You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take. On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit. You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Thank You Soo Much!!
I have a bunch of people on my list. They're good people for the one's i've talked to so far. But there are two very special people out there that I have found very helpful. They're easy to talk to and they have amazing personalitys! I might not of known them very long but just talking to them for a couple minutes you can tell there personalitys shine right through them! Thank you soo much you two. You two are really amazing people. natas1973@ CherryTAP Grumpy1@ CherryTAP

The Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.” He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have. "The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby. " He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was.

Cheesy Texan Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, 1 cup each 1 can (10 oz.) chunky diced tomatoes and green chilies, undrained 1 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces 1 pkg. (12 oz.) VELVEETA Shells & Cheese Dinner 1/2 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/2 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese DRAIN tomatoes, reserving liquid. Add enough hot water to reserved liquid to measure 1-3/4 cups; set aside. Spray large skillet with cooking spray. Add chicken; cook on medium-high heat 5 min. or until cooked through, stirring occasionally. ADD Shell Macaroni, tomatoes and the tomato liquid mixture; stir. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low; cover. Simmer 9 to 10 min. or until macaroni is tender. Remove from heat. STIR in Cheese Sauce and sour cream until well blended. Sprinkle with shredded cheese; cover. Let stand 1 to 2 min. or until cheese is melted. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Enjoy your favorite foods while keep

Hannah
oh, did i mention that i'm pissed at hannah? well she FINALLY figured it out (way to go dumbass) and she confronted me about it online after i had said i didnt wanna talk to her. i had to explain it to her and all she said was "ok" and left me alone. then when i tried to do my hw (i fell asleep instead) and came back to turn my computer off when i saw that hannah had gotten robert (her ex, who was with us) to send me a message sayin that she had done it to tease him. meh...eff this...we'r ok now...

Ghetto Resume
GHETTO RESUME Rozonda LaQueeta "Pookie" Jenkins 2036 South Side Skreet Projects Compton, CA 11122 Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th. OBJECTIVE To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a SoulTrain Dancer and, you know, just gittin my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the 'hood.' SKILLS I do hurh and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I do braids in any texture or color; synthetoc or human hurh. EDUCATION The "GET YOURS" Home Correspondence Course, INC: Big Mamma's House of Hair 'N Nails 'N Fried Chicken 'N Stuff (Gradiated with honors for the most extensions don in a year's time) WORK EXPERIENCE January 10, 1999-January 30, 1999 Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait 'N TackleShop Reason for leaving; I got sick 'n tired of Big Daddy hittin on me. March 1, 1999-November 1, 1999 The Golden

Nails In A Fence.....................repost
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks,as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never

Ghost Story Maybe?
LOUISIANA GHOST STORY This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie, a little town in the bayou of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s real. This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a readl dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slwly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still to scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging for his life; he was

~halloween~
A friend sent this to me thought I would share it! Is interesting! Where and when did Halloween customs originate? The many customs we have today in relation to Halloween have their origins in the religious practices of the Romans and the Druids, therefore dating back many centuries. The Romans worshiped various gods and on October 31, a special feast was held in honor of Pomona, goddess of the fruit trees. Later, the Druids, an ancient order of Celtic priests in Britain, made this feast an even more extensive celebration by also honoring Samhain, lord of the dead. This was normally done on November 1 and it was therefore decided to conveniently honor both Pomona and Samhain on October 31 and November 1. These Druids believed that on the night before November 1 (October 31) Samhain called together wicked souls or spirits which had been condemned to live in the bodies of animals during the year which had just transpired. Since they were afraid of these spirits, they chose O

New Camera
Finally made the decision to get myself a decent camera. Spent a good few years on the prosumer side of the fence but being an old 35mm SLR hand it was difficult not having a camera system. The old camera had a good telephoto lens but still fell short when I needed it most. So ... off into Digital SLR land we go and the new camera is now in my hands. The profile pic is the latest entry but am still getting used to the system having been used to my old camera for 4 years. Still, the new one is doing more than fine and the lenses I have are making life soooo much easier. Soon to see more photos although am going to post some old ones.

Famous Sexual Quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." * Robert De Niro "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." * Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * Camille Paglia "

Everyone Please Read
I AM SO VERY SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON IT SO LONG I JUST BOUGHT MYSELF A HOUSE AND WITH THE MOVING AND ALL DIDNT HAVE INTERNET I AM SO VERY SORRY FOR THE LOST IN COMMUNICATION AND DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE IF I HAVE BY NOT RESPONDING TO EMAILS. I LOVE YOU ALL WELL AT LEAST ID LIKE TO LOVE YOU ALL ONCE OR FOR A NIGHT

Mexican Chicken Lasagna
1 (16 oz.) pkg. curly edge lasagna 1 lb. boned chicken breast, cut into pieces 2 tbsp. oil 1 med. green pepper, chopped 1/4 c. chopped onion 2 tsp. chili powder 1 (15 oz.) can Contadina Ricotta cheese 1 c. shredded Jack cheese 1 egg 1 jar salsa 1 c. shredded Cheddar cheese Chopped tomatoes Sour cream Slices olives Prepare noodles as directed, drain. Lightly brown chicken in hot oil. Add peppers and onion. Cook until tender. Remove from heat, stir in chili powder, cheeses and egg. Spoon 1/3 cup mixture on one end of noodle and roll up (like a cinnamon roll). Place on greased 9 x 13 inch dish and pour salsa over roll ups and cover with foil. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes. Uncover and sprinkle with Cheddar cheese and bake 5 minutes longer (until cheese melts).

Chicken Manicotti
6 chicken breasts, skinned and deboned 1 (16 oz.) can tomato sauce 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 sm. garlic clove 1/2 c. Parmesan cheese 3 tbsp. Italian seasoning 1/2 tsp. salt and pepper 1/2 c. ricotta cheese 1/2 c. cottage cheese 1 (8 oz.) pkg. Mozzarella cheese 1/2 c. dill weed Combine tomato sauce, garlic, Parmesan cheese, 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning, salt, pepper, and simmer 15 minutes. Combine ricotta, cottage, 1/2 Mozzarella, stir in remainder of Italian seasoning salt, pepper, dill weed. Spread about 1/2 cup of cheese mixture into center of each chicken breast. Roll up jelly roll fashion and place in lightly oiled shallow pan. Pour sauce mixture over chicken. Sprinkle with remaining Mozzarella cheese. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes. NOTE: Beat chicken with meat tenderizer hammer.

New! Cure For Shyness...
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then ask your doctor or pharmacist (or bartender) about Tequila® Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®. Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila® However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

When You Occasionally Have A Really Bad Day
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I realized I had called the wrong number. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had accidentally transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bil

Witches Finger Cookies
Witches finger cookies! 1 cup better,softened 1 cup sugar 1 egg 1 tsp almond extract 1 tsp vanilla extract 2 3/4 cups flour 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt 3/4 cup whole blanched almonds (or flakes) red food coloring Preheat oven to 325 f Combine dry ingredients..lightly grease baking sheet In a large bowl, beat together the butter,sugar,egg, almond and vanilla extract then beat in dry ingredients Cover and refrigerate for about 30 mins Working with one quater of the dough at a time (keeping the rest refrigerated), roll heaping teaspoons full of dough into a finger shape for each cookie..(they spread well so bare that in mind) Paint red food coloring onto the almonds/flakes, then press one in the end of each finger to make a nail. Make 3 small slashes with a knife in the center of the finger for knuckles! Place on the baking sheet and bake for 20-25 mins or untill pale golden (chocolate powder can be added to the dough when mixing to make brown fingers

Go Ask Alice
walk with me until my topics seem just short of your dreams dreams can be the damnedest things just short of obscene observe the obscenities and discern from pg-13 if its not clear to be seen it seems the vail suceeds in shrouding obvious scenes the sum of all fiends forever finding its way inbetween what we want and dearly need is it in ones abilities to sift amongst these bitter things and still without our earthly dreams and led be not by earthly scenes.....and judged be not by earthly kings the ins and outs of everything the can or could of every being bein of or off of grandous schemes, our dreams, our wings our selfish things that we epiphany that we are free to think free to drink upon this eathly sight that blinks us into oblivion obsidion in the the black abyss of hyperions skies that hollow our hearts becuase our want and our need are what we proceed for wake up for wake life for and struggle in famine in obscene sin and hell and havoc as maverick

Sweet Sweat........
Bored while sun sweats it settles nevertheless you notice the lack of motion, a notion nevertheless. Devoted to deviation is devotion nevertheless, needless to say needles needless nevertheless. sitting with CONCEPT 2004 1wordrow1

Hello Everyone,aspenhillgreen Is Here
Hello Everyone,AspenHillGreen is here.I recently heard of Lost Cherry from a gal named Belladonna of whom I have become a fan of her movies,I want to say Thank You to Belladonna for those of us who are her fan"s for telling us about Lost Cherry.I hope to meet new friends here.

Close My Eyes Forever
I know that it is depressing to think about. One day i will die. When that day comes...I want this to be played at my funeral. It's the only one that I've found that I like for sure. Music Codes - MySpace Layouts

Not Sure
Yesterday, I went to my mom's grave site with a dead cell phone, backpack full of pills and a 64 ounce soda. I was going to die. I took some pills, just enough to get me going. My prescription for courage. Then, a little later, I shit my pants and my family rolled up to my mom's grave site. I left them there, because I had shit my pants. So, yesterday's attempt to die ended horribly. It kind of makes me wonder. I went home, took 2 days worth of my medication and woke up this evening to a nudge by my husband asking me if I was still alive. Now, I am left with the question of 'to die' or 'not to die.' I really wanted to die at my mom's grave site, but I have a feeling she made me shit my pants and called my family in. So, she is out. Where in the world would be a good place to die. I have already tried my shrink's office. That almost worked, but they found out and called 911. I can't die at home. I have 2 kids there. That would be the most selfish thing I could ever do,

Classic Chipotle Steak
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 4 servings 1/2 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce 1/2 cup lime juice or orange juice 1 medium tomato, chopped 1 small onion, finely chopped 1 chipotle pepper in adobo sauce, chopped 1 Tbsp. olive oil 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 tsp. each: coriander and ground cumin 1/8 tsp. ground cinnamon 1 beef flank or skirt steak (1 lb.) COMBINE all ingredients except steak. PLACE steak in resealable plastic bag. Remove 1/4 cup of the steak sauce mixture; pour remaining steak sauce mixture over steak in bag. Seal bag, then turn bag over several times to evenly coat steak. Refrigerate at least 30 min. to marinate. PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Remove steak from bag; discard marinade. Grill flank steak, uncovered, 17 to 21 min. (or skirt steak 10 to 13 min.) for medium-rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally and brushing with the reserved 1/4 cup steak sauce mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Food Facts To test for d

Yep, I'm Normal
You Are 70% Normal Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! How Normal Are You?

Omg ... My Next Tattoo Is Tomorow !!
for some reason i am so much more nervous than before this will be my third !! but i think its because there lots of detail and its kinda big ... for me anyways ... was gana have it done on my belly but ... apparently the pain is very harsh.. so i think im gana get it done on my back ...... well wish me luck !! and as little pain as poss.... xxxx

Subject: Whts Weird About Me :)
subject: whts weird about me :) post date: 2006-10-13 22:10:29 views: 35 comments: 3 ratings: 0 Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.My first weird would have to be I can and do drink"WIRED" from time I wake until just before I rest my head to drift off to dreamland. 2.I`m the worst clean freak you`ll ever meet(even though I do it for a living as well)If I were to come to your house would probally start there too! 3.Don`t know if this weird or just cool,I think about sex 24-7 seems since turning 40.Where as never did till then.Just came to me when thinking up my 6 4.Love to eat dill pickles and

Having Friends In War Sucks!
SO I LOST A FREIND THAT WAS TO RETURN HOME FROM IRAQ THIS MONTH TO BE KILLED BY A ROADSIDE BOMB YESTERDAY MORNING :( HE HAD A WIFE AND SON AT HOME WAITING FOR HIS RETURN AND THEN HE HAD ORDERS FOR GERMANY FOR 3 YEARS. IT REALLY SUCKS TO HAVE FRIENDS IN THIS DAMN WAR...GRRRRRR HERE IS A PIC OF HIM, MAY HE REST IN PEACE :( MISS YA MUCH...

Take Comfort
Friday, November 3, 2006 Take comfort You seek comfort by hiding away, but all you get is loneliness. You seek comfort by judging and criticizing others, but all you get is resentment. You seek comfort by striving and acquiring, but all you get is the insecurity of knowing that those things you have will not last. You seek comfort by insulating yourself from life's ups and downs, but all you get are days that seem empty of any meaning. You seek comfort by indulging every pleasure and whim. Yet you end up with shallow sensations that bring no real joy. You seek comfort by running away from the possibility of pain and disappointment. Yet you find that in so doing you have run away from life itself. Take comfort instead in looking forward to the challenges that will surely come, and in working your way through them. Take comfort in feeling your own strength of purpose grow with each effort. Take comfort in knowing that you are both resolute in your intent and flexible

I Wrote This Poem In The Memory Of My Best Friend Bubba Baltimore
Goodbye You've left us with holes in our hearts, and tears in our eyes. You've left us with broken dreams, and no goodbyes. where have you gone? Toa peacefull place? Why can't you come home, so we can see your precious face? Your with the angels now but we are still sad, and losin Becky made it twice as bad. We remember the times we once shared, because you know we always cared. Visions of you dance in my head, along with all the things left unsaid. I know you're gone , but never from my heart, so i will let you go, but we're never far apart. This isn't goodbye that would never do, what i'm saying now is see you soon.

The American Flag Second And Upside Down.
THE AMERICAN FLAG COMES SECOND By Michelle Malkin March 29, 2006 01:15 A M You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times or on the lead story of the major news networks. You should. 03/ 28 : Student protest in Whittier area students from Pioneer, California and Whittier high schools walked out of classes to protest the proposed federal immigration bill March 27, 2006. The protestors put up the Mexican flag over the American flag flying upside down at Montebello High. (Leo Jarzomb/Staff photo) More: Meanwhile: Mexico Cheers Passage of Immigration Bill Like I said: Welcome to reconquista. I predict this stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington. The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail. Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every represen

Grilled Shrimp And Mango Salad
INGREDIENTS: * 2 large firm mangoes, peeled & shredded * 3 tablespoons thinly sliced green onions * 1/3 cup lime juice * 2 tablespoons fish sauce, or use soy sauce if necessary * 1 teaspoon sugar * 1 small clove garlic, minced * 1 small hot chile, such as serrano, seeded, minced * 1 pound shrimp, (25 to 30 per pound) * 2 cups greens * lime slices, for garnish PREPARATION: Combine green onions, lime juice, fish sauce, sugar, garlic, and chile in a bowl. Mix in shredded mango. Chill while preparing shrimp. Shell and devein shrimp and rinse well; divide into 4 portions. Thread 1 portion onto a slender metal skewer. Run a second skewer through shrimp 1/2 to 1 inch from the first skewer, to keep them flat. Repeat with remaining shrimp. Grill shrimp on a medium hot grill, covered, for about 3 minutes on each side, or until opaque but still a bit moist in the center of thickest parts. Place greens on a platter; mound mango mixture

Darkness
Darkness falls deep on the inside, it has no where else to hide. This darkness is so bleak, that the sun will not peak. I feel nothing all around, is this why I can't hear a sound. So what can we do, when it sneeks up on you. The darkness that is inside.

Kissing Explained Repost
Kissing Explained A first kiss should always be done while the two of you are alone. This will help to avoid any unnecessary nervousness and embarrassing situations. The best type of kiss is one that uses different variations... such as starting with a small kiss, working into a French Kiss, maybe sucking on your partner's upper or lower lip... And don't just leave kisses to the lips. Kiss their cheeks, their chin or their eyelids. This can be very seductive and romantic. Basic Kissing Tips Great Breath - This is very important. Make sure you brush your teeth before going out on your date. There is nothing worse than kissing someone with bad breath. If your date consists of having something to eat before the actual kiss, make sure you have a mint on hand to take right after you finish eating. Don't take the mint just before the kiss or chew on gum. You don't want to have something in your mouth when you kiss.

Only Thing That Keeps Me Up When Im Feelin Down
last night.. shit went bad. and i dont even know why. i just wish i had some answers. ya know. And i wish I could quit relapsing for fucking once in my life. Why do I always to turn to drugs and alcohol when shit gets bad and rough in my life?? Why can't i just write my feelings down or talk about it like a normal person?? What the fuck is wrong with me?? Seriously. whatever. fuck it. and why can't i find somebody to give all their love to me the way i want to give all my love to them, answer me that, please!

Pickup Lines
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Fancy a fuck? Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do? I am a magical being, take off your bra. I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body? I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW! I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch! I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down. I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you. I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I c

Beware Of Your Surroundings
SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker. Hmmm." He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. "No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made. An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet. The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards. Verdict: The c

Please Bear With Me
I can't describe the pain and emptiness I am feeling lately...especially today. I cry myself to sleep; I wake up crying; my chest aches from crying; my body aches from not sleeping well; I need to eat but am nothungry; my mind is going crazy trying to figure out how it all got to this point...some of it is life...you know - you get so busy that you let things slip by and then when you actually take a moment to breathe you realize what you have missed but then the pain comes flooding in and it hurts to breathe so you go on again...staying busy...until you have to stop and breathe again. Part of it though, is friendship...losing friends...having people in your life that you love and trust and then you no longer have them anymore...for whatever reasons...they take down your pics, write blogs about you, try to hurt you by hanging out with those they know you care deeply for - you know "games"...i am not here to call them out...just venting the pain and despair i feel and some of the rea

Whats Your Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Black Tears And Raindrops
She stands alone On the hilltop Screaming. To let her frustrations free. She holds a dagger In her hands. Crying to the skies She asks why. Why she suffered through This unbearable pain Which imprisioned her In darkness. The clouds rolled in, And lightening struck, And lit up the sky With a great white light. As the heavy rain Drowned out her pleas She was alone. Just her and her storm. The wind ripped through her hair And blew her tears away. How she loved the rain. No one see's you crying in the rain. In complete sorrow.....

Help To Seek... :(
Waking up to face this day with what little strength I posess, seems like the worst war. Battling the thoughts of what decision I made. Knowing the work he and I must face, will either make us or break us, but hoping for the first. Never thinking in my life I would ever be faced with such. Keeping our chins up and forcing steps forward in the only way now. Watching you breathe in and out, remembering when I first saw you sleep. Picturing myself telling you as you slept, I would always make sure you were ok. Now that time has come to take measures to show my love like no other time. Just taking time to prove this is love and not just some cruel punishment. Seeing you scared and feeling like there's no love, wanting to just hold you and making everything instantly dissapear. Allowing every ounce of love I have to give, be given to fill all your unspoken voids. Filling your heart up, to seal any unknown cracks. Maybe someday you will understand why this had to come and f

This Was So Funny I Had To Share It Again...thanks Guy For Makin Me Laugh
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

John Kerry's Comments
Well, I guess I might as well admit it. I really don't like John Kerry too much. In fact, I don't like the guy at all. Sorry if this surprised a lot of people! Anyhow, his remarks last week about American servicemen and women really rubbed me the wrong way. Interestingly enough, I got the following article via email and it pretty much provides all the data to disprove the fallacies that Kerry is spewing. He might have been trying to take a shot at the President, but he royally screwed that one up. Never mind that Bush is a Yale graduate, just like Kerry, and HAPPENS to have gotten a wee bit higher GPA from Yale than Kerry did. I'd appreciate it if everyone took a minute or two and read through this. Here's the article I mentioned: Posted in the daily standard by Robert VerBruggen 11/01/2006 4:20:00 PM "John Kerry's comments stirred up quite a bit of emotion yesterday. The American Legion promptly denounced them, and John McCain and President Bus

Today Isn't So Bad...
I have been having a few good days following my week of depression. It is a bit scary, not knowing when it will strike again or how fierce it will be, but for now I am fairly happy. I don't expect anyone to read these entries, so, if you do please know that you don't have to comment. Peace

If You Have A Compassionate Heart U Will Read This And Pass It On
Slow Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital . It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done ! Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chor

The Police Have Left...
they found the couple.... a family violence report is being done.... the guy's Mom is coming to pick him up. The couple have been dating for 2 years...and were on the verge of splitting up. I am soooo very glad that that is over. I hope that I may find peace in my apartment from less banging around in the future. If there is a future for that couple, I do hope and pray that it may be on peaceful grounds.... Now, maybe I can have that nap that I was longing for???? K

Can't Break A Heart That's Already Broken...
the coldness in your eyes...like the siberian wind... can't chill me as i've already been frozen... your cruel words...like the howl of a banshee... can't hurt me as i'm already deaf to whatever you utter your jealousy games...like a thousand daggers... can't draw blood as i've already been bled dry... go ahead...break my heart...try as you may... you can't break a heart that's already broken...

**i'm A Gangsta< Biotch!**
The Toe SlicerPeople Iced:Twenty NineCar Bombs Planted:FourFavorite WeaponBowling BallsArms Broken:Thirty FourEyes Gouged:EighteenTongues Cut Off:TenBiggest Enemy:Disgruntled DonnyGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

**my Flowery Personality**
What Flower Is Your Personality (pix)? Gerbera DaisyYou are a Gerbera Daisy! You are fun,flirty and girly. You love the summer time and enjoy shopping. You are looking for something real in life that will last and make you happy.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

What Feels Right?
Would someone please tell me why is it so wrong to fall for someone you meet on the internet, yet when with them it feels like heaven!? I know not alot of people in my family, friends, church are happy with me right now. And yes I may still have alot of open wounds in my life that need healin before I want to move on with my life and be happy. Yes his name is Keith, yes I met him via online, yes I fell in love with him, yes we did much more, yes he lives out of the country, yes IT FEELS RIGHT, YES i NEED TO GET APPROVAL FROM THE LORD HIMSELF AND NO ONE ELSE!!! (other than my children) Why can't Michele be happy for once in her life!!? Why can't she make her own decisions and not get judged by them from ANYONE, and if they do make me change my mind!? ALL I WANT IF FOR ME TO BE HAPPY, AND MY CHILDREN!! THAT'S ALL I ASK! THE POWER OF PRAYER DOES WONDERS, TRY IT SOMETIME HE WILL LISTEN WHETHER YOU BELIEVE OR NOT.

Chicken Monterey
INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup flour * 1 envelope taco seasoning mix * 6 chicken breasts halves * 1/4 cup butter * 1/4 cup tortilla chips, crushed * 2 tablespoon onion, chopped * 1 tablespoon butter or vegetable oil * 2 tablespoon flour * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 (13 oz.) can evaporated milk * 1/4 teaspoon Tabasco sauce * 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese * 1 teaspoon lemon juice * Shredded Lettuce * Tomato Wedges PREPARATION: Combine 1/4 cup flour and taco seasoning mix in plastic food storage bag; add chicken, a few pieces at a time, and shake to coat well. Melt butter in 15 x 10 inch baking pan. Place chicken pieces in the baking pan, turning to coat surface with melted butter.Roll chicken pieces in crushed tortilla chips and return to pan. Bake at 375° for 45 minutes. Meanwhile, cook onion in vegetable oil or butter until tender. Blend in 2 tablespoons flour and the salt, stirring until flour is well blended. A

Two Trees
Two Trees It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!

Political Stance
You are a Social Liberal (80% permissive)and an... Economic Liberal (5% permissive)You are best described as a: Socialist Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online DatingAlso: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Two Souls Meet
We sometimes meet our soulmate at times that aren't quite right we might pass them in the highstreet or drive by them late at night. For some it's freinds since high school who grow apart with time meeting some years later who then recognise the signs For others it's a comment that starts a friendship new, accross miles and countless countries you find a love so true And so it seems my soul has flown and joined now with my loves' and with him there it rests now forever as two doves And for those who have yet to find it please doubt not that it's true if you're open to the searching, quite often love finds you.

Mexican Chicken Casserole
A Mexican chicken casserole recipe with chicken, taco sauce, and seasonings, along with taco chips and cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves, cooked, cubed * 1 can tomatoes with green chilies * 1 can cream of mushroom soup * 1 can cream of chicken soup * 1 can (4 ounces) taco sauce * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 1 package taco chips or Doritos * 1/2 to 3/4 cup grated American cheese, Mexican blend, or Classic Melts blend PREPARATION: In a saucepan, combine and heat tomatoes, soups, taco sauce and broth. Line bottom of casserole dish with taco chips. Add mixture of chicken and sauce. Top with grated cheese. Bake at 350° until bubbly and hot. Serves 4.

Please Go Vote For Me
hello all my friends i vote for all my friends in contests and now its time for you to vote for me i am in 2 differant tattoo contests and i would like you all to go vote for me in both i will keep posting those 2 contest please vote alot for me here is the link for one contest here is the link to the other please vote lots in both thanks (repost of original by 'mr3fan1' on '2006-11-07 04:27:11') (repost of original by '~chris~' on '2006-11-07 04:27:53')

Pet Peeve #973
Guys...why do you put pics of hot girls up as your primary photo?!?!?!? HOW FUCKING ANNOYING ARE YOU?!?!?!? Listen...If you've spoken to me, you know I'm a pretty decent and respectful person (anyone wants to dispute that, feel free), but I am a guy and I like to look at pics of pretty girls. When I see one scrolling by, I click on the profile for a look. That's how I met most of the people on my friends list. You can not kill me for this! But when I see one and click on it and find out it's a mans profile...I get totally uncomfortable. Then he see's that I clicked and HE gets uncomfortable and comes to my profile to see what's up. Then I get totally uncomfortable again!!! DISCLAIMER: I am NOT a homophobe!!! This has nothing to do with that!!! It's just "Man Law"!!! I don't typically go to other mens profiles and they don't typically come to mine. That's just how it is. But please!!!!! Dont do this any more!!!! It's false advertising!!! STOP IT!!!!!! AAARR

Point Of No Return...
Shot in the heart and shot in the head, Left on the street for the devil's undead. A pool of blood beginning to form, As the sky darkens from the thunderous oncoming storm. Lying there spasming in my own dark blood, The rain starts to pour in its never ending flood. Traces of my existence sinking right down into the drain, As my life begins to fade I try to keep myself sane. Remembering that time I spent with all my friends, Now its just a memory as my body tries to fend. I can hear the wail of the siren coming my way, But I don't think I can hold on much longer cause I don't want to stay. As my eyes begin to cloud with this white filled haze, The light from the ambulance tries to pierce my gaze. They are pumping on my chest trying to make the blood stop spurting out, As they put me on the stretcher in the ambulance to the hospital my final route. I can barely hear his voice telling me to try and hang on, But everything is fading faster

Pink Princess Cake
Pink Princess 1 (18.25 ounce) box white cake mix 1 (4 serving size) strawberry gelatin mix 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 (6 ounce) carton frozen strawberries, thawed 1/2 cup vegetable oil 4 eggs Preheat the oven to 350° F (175° C). Grease one 9 or 10 inch bundt or tube pan. Combine the cake mix, gelatin, flour, eggs and thawed strawberries. Beat at medium speed of an electric mixer for 3 minutes. Add the oil and beat for one more minute. Pour batter into the prepared pan. Bake at 350° F (175° C) for 35 to 40 minutes. Let cake cool before frosting or serving. Makes 1 - 9 or 10 inch cake.

Pinta Coldia Pleasure
Ingredients: 1 package of yellow cake mix 1 package of instant vanilla pudding mix (3.5 ounce) 1 can of cream of coconut ½ cup of rum 1/3 cup of vegetable oil 3 eggs 1 can of crushed pineapple (8 ounce) 2 tablespoons of rum Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit or 175 degrees Celsius. Grease a baking pan Combine the cake mix, pudding mix, ½ cup of coconut cream, ½ cup of rum, vegetable oil and eggs in a bowl. Mix with a mixer for 1 ½ - 2 minutes and then stir in pineapple. Pour into the pan and bake for an hour. Mix the rest of the coconut cream and rum and then pour over cake and allow it to cool. Chill in the refrigerator.

Break It Down Into Component Pieces, Find The Solution.
Ok Matt, lets try this again. Lay out your life as it currently stands, read back over it, and see what you find. First and foremost, this lack of work thing is getting old, fast. I've been making quite the effort, but getting nowhere. The obvious solution is to move to be locale, with a better job market. That should be easy, considering -any- job would make for a better market. What are my options there? I could A: Move in with Derek, get robbed blind, and fall into the same pit of apathy and weed smoke as everyone else in that house is. Ok, no good. Second option: I could move back in with the ex. We get along well now, and she's made fabulous progress towards making a better life for herself. Down sides include: She'd expect half of everything you make. Bad, but tolerable. I could still afford a big move, when the time came. She'd also expect me to be a live-in chef, and maid. That sucks, but again, tolerable. The worst part would be is, it would be really hard to have a mean

My Poem (thank You)
The pain pours out my soul Like hot moltin dust Takes flight on the wind as it leaves me breathless Circles time and leaps beyond Waiting for that special person to find and understand this Transparent, Hopeless, Lost Flooded thoughts and dround emotions simplicity found least expected Wisdom is found strong in this battered broken heart Walk softly and you will find all that you need in me Subsided pain with the help of a love Deep slashes no longer bleed but heal shut New found glory ... THANK YOU

Holiday Servey Time!!
Welcome to the 2006 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends! You know the drill. Highlight, copy, and paste and change my answers to your answers, AND POST INTO A NEW BLOG!!!!! Enjoy!! 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? BOTH! 2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? UNWRAPPED 3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? WHITE ON TREE...COLORED AROUND THE HOUSE 4. Do you hang mistletoe? NO. I DONT NEED IT TO KISS THE ONES I LOVE 5. When do you put your decorations up? WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT...BEGINNING OF DECEMBER IF I HAVE THEM 6. What is your favorite holiday dish? ALL OF IT. IM A FATASS 7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? SPENDING IT WITH MY GRANDPARENTS...AND WAKING UP EARLY TO THE SMELL OF CHRISTMAS BREAKFAST 8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? WHENEVER MY OLDER BROTHER AND SISTER RUINED IT FOR ME 9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? SOMETIMES 10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? WITH THE O

Love For All Seasons
this is a song by Christina Aguilera called A Love For All Seasons... it makes me think about someone.... Hey there boy did ya happen to know Wherever you go I'll follow Ooh babe you're like a cool breeze On a summer day When you're near me I don't know what to do I feel like a fool Like a school girl True blue girl Who wants to know Can you come out and play You make me feel the way A woman is supposed to feel Let me show you Show you that my love's for real [Chorus:] I'll be the rain in your summer The chill in your fall I'll be watcha want Anything at all I've got a love for all seasons A love for all time I'll be the fire in your winter The sun in your spring I'll do what you want Give ya everything I've got a love for all seasons A love for all time I'll be there for you Keepin you warm Through the storm I'll guide you Stand by you until the stars Fall from the sky When you call me I never hesitate Ma

Creamy Stuffed Pastry Bites
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 22 servings, 2 appetizers each 4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1/2 cup finely chopped cooked turkey or chicken 2 green onions, sliced 1/2 tsp. chopped fresh parsley Salt and pepper 1 pkg. (17-1/4 oz.) frozen puff pastry (2 sheets), thawed 1 egg 1 Tbsp. milk PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Mix cream cheese, turkey, onions and parsley until well blended. Season with salt and pepper to taste. PLACE pastry sheets on cutting board. Cut out 22 circles from each pastry sheet, using a 2-inch round cutter. Beat egg and milk with wire whisk until well blended. SPOON 1 tsp. of the turkey mixture onto center of each pastry circle. Brush edge of pastry with egg mixture. Fold pastry in half to completely enclose filling; press edges together to seal. Place on baking sheet; brush tops with remaining egg mixture. BAKE 12 to 15 minutes or until golden brown. Serve immediately. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS

You Think You Know Me,you Don't.
You think you know me well you don't. You haven't even started to know me yet!! This is your wake up call!! You don't know me,I think the way I want when I want!! I really don't give a damn if you like it are not. BEcause in the end the only ones I got to answer to is myself and the higher power of life!! You think I'm some dum bitch that don't know nothing about nothing,your wrong. I know a hell of alot more then you do,but un like you I don't always say what I want because I respect other feeling unlike an asshole like you. I do give a damn when someone I love or care about gets fucked over. You want a fight keep pushing buddy you'll get one. Because the way I was brought up is you take care of your own. We don't go around play kidy games. I may be a kitten on the outside but on the inside theres a panther waiting to kill. You think your so hot playing game and hurting everyone around you even the one who have nothing to do with it,keep doing that and you'll find yourself in a world

You Know You're From Georgia When...
Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions. When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?" "Ya'll" is a word. Atlanta is known as "The City." You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner. The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama. Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet. When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them. You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden" On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field You greet people with"Howdy, Whachu doin?" You know what a 'dawg' is. You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. You still

"keep Talking"
"Keep Talking" For millions of years mankind lived just like the animals Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination We learned to talk There's a silence surrounding me I can't seem to think straight I'll sit in the corner No one can bother me I think I should speak now I can't seem to speak now My words won't come out right I feel like I'm drowning I'm feeling weak now But I can't show my weakness I sometimes wonder Where do we go from here It doesn't have to be like this All we need to do is make sure we keep talking Why won't you talk to me You never talk to me What are you thinking What are you feeling Why won't you talk to me You never talk to me What are you thinking Where do we go from here It doesn't have to be like this All we need to do is make sure we keep talking Why won't you talk to me You never talk to me What are you thinking What are you feeling Why won't you talk to me You never talk to me What ar

Duh..
...Signs of the Times... Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.. In a London office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY, PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.. In a London office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.. Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.. Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.. Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.. Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FO

Sun Sets...
incomplete sentences, unfinished paintings... mind's too tired to sieve through the sand of doubts... writing poems that don't rhyme, singing songs out of tune... a baby dies before it's eyes are opened... the thoughts buried before they're completely formed... the flowers wither before they're in full bloom... the love slaughtered before it's magic could touch one's soul... words are uttered without feelings, promises are made with no intentions of keeping... too numb to feel the pain, now my sun will set for one last time...

If...
if i had seen the pain in your eyes, would it stop the tears? if i had feel the hurt in your heart, would it change anything? if i had listened to your silent cries, would it lessen the agony? if i had begged you to stay, would you still walk away? if i wasn't blind to your hurt, would you still stop loving me? if...what if...

Q & A
Q & A What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. -------------------------------- What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment. -------------------------------- What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! -------------------------------- Why is being in the military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. -------------------------------- What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders? A scrotum pole! -------------------------------- What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get. -------------------------------- Why is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. -------------------------------- Can you say three two-letter words that

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends

Trajic News About Jingle Bells
cut and paste links below Plays it the right way the first time but the second time it is backwards you have to hit the play button twice. Turn the volume up http://pub.sinuspl.net/flash/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf Subject: Granny Guard http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8610/mooninggrans1jy.swf

May The Force Be With You
What Star Wars character are you? You are Padme Amidala: You look for the best in people. You also fall for people a little too easily. You look for the most peaceful resolution to a problem, and you are a very good senator. The plus side: You marry a really hot guy. The down side: You die because he turns to the dark side.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Brains
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the

Gitcha Mama
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the

Secret Love
Our secret love is forbidden, From all I keep it hidden. I am always with you by day, But at night with him I lay. "I love you" I want to scream, But for now, I can only dream. When you caress my arm, I know I am safe from harm. All I can do is sigh, As those two long days go by. As the Monday sun arises, I look to my cell for your text surprises. He is home at five, And again I cry. I do not like to hide, For what I feel inside. You were meant for me, But only we can see. I was meant for you, And I must hide this too. He can't ever know, That it is you I cherish so. I must keep our love hidden, Because you know it is forbidden. You are my secret love!

Here A Dear Abby For Ya....helpin' My Good Bud By Posin' The ?
What is it with certain women.....You love them, respect them, make a daily effort to tell them how much you love, and honor them.....willing to do anything for them. In turn you are told by that same woman that they know how much you treat them like a queen...but yet they also say, "I wanna see what else is out there". "I wanna see what else is out there"!!!!! So being heart broken what else is there to do, but to pack up and leave...you think about her, try to move on...as hard as it is to do.... Come 1 month short of a year later and she says to you..."I wish you had never left, you don't know how much I miss you"..... WTF are you to do?....She filled your heart then broke it...WTF are you to do?

What Killer Are U
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Michael Myers100%Jigsaw100%Hannibal Lecter100%Pinhead90%Candyman80%Freddy Krueger60%Leatherface60%Buffalo Bill50%Captain Spaulding40%Jason Voorhees40%

Not Too Happy Times
I usually don't try to get people down with my problems, but it's been rough these past couple weeks. My grandfather has been in and out of the hospital three times in the past two weeks. It's so hard watching him suffer and be in pain, cuz he is my papaw. And this is really hard on my mother and grandmother as well. For those of you that do, keeps my family in your prayers, for those that don't, well wishes and kind words are always welcome. Thanks people =)

Sweeetness
well all i just wanted to say thank you for the love....feel free to spread more to me....please show as many love comments/lust comments as ya want i will appreciate all thas given. here is the direct link

Poetry/kisses
Kisses: When I kiss I want passion When I kiss I want to feel When I kiss I need to hold on When I kiss it must be warm When I kiss I want it to be meant When I kiss I want to melt When I kiss I need to understand What you want is me and what I give is a gift I kiss to receive and to give my heart and love not a invitation to take from me that comes so rare A kiss should not be followed by pain and longing A kiss should not be a meaningless thing and used as a weapon to hurt I have to believe that a kiss is a wonderful feeling not something to make you sad tears should be of happiness not of sadness my kisses are my soul and are deep passionate and soft Don't make me cry everytime i give one away Its hard for me to understand Why my kisses would make you go away

To All Who Lost Someone At 9/11
Life is so cruel, unfair that we had to go through. To see that horrible tradegy on September 11th, was so dreadful. My regards and sympathy to all who lost their love ones to that horrific event! Here's a special poem for you: AMERICA NEVER FORGETS America Stand up tall, Stand up proud We the Americans Will stand our grounds! America Hear me shout, Hear my roar We will find this coward Make him soar! America The sorrows, The tragedies We have our love ones In our memories. America God Bless the U.S.A. We will not forget That horrific day!

Cats
> Subject: Cats > > Hilarious.. A True Story > > > > Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical! > > We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can > top > this one: > > Calli! ng in s ick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how > legitimate > my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. > > On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, > because the > truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had > sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the > next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain > the > bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because > I had > given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. > Initially, the new acquisition was no problem > > > Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I > heard my > wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. > > "Ho

Flesh Storm
The heat steadily climbs, consumes all it enfolds Its grip tightens and squeezes, breath comes in pants Tiny beads form, unite and create rivulets that trickle Along creases and folds, seeking an end to the anguish The air is filled with tension and hangs heavy and damp The flesh is tormented by the inescapable heat, like a tree Whose roots thirst for relief only the storm can bring. Eyes turn upward, searching for release and plead silently But the heat is relentless and only increases the pressure The flesh curls like the leaves that have wilted and yielded Their fate hangs delicately from aching limbs and tortured trunk Motionless, stopped in time, yearning only for the storm. In the distance the laughing voice of thunder speaks softly The flesh responds as the leaves tremble at the sound It whispers of ending the anguish and builds anticipation By blowing softly over damp flesh and gives hope That soon the waiting will end and fulfillment will come The wind car

Which Care Bear Are You
You scored as Bondage bear. Gay Bear100%Bondage bear100%Raver bear83%Stoner bear67%Hooligan Bear67%Nihilist bear67%Aryan bear33%Tramp bear33%Which 'Bad' Care Bear are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Worth Reading
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on . Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They brin

Learning & Growing ??????????
LEARNING & GROWING In this life we all are constantly learning Each day brings new and exciting things They may not always be happy things Some will be bad and hard to understand But if we take them and learn then our lives will be better As I take at look at myself What do I see? I am not the same person I was a year ago I’ve grown I’ve found myself And guess what I am still learning This will never stop As I look at the talks and discussions I have I find that they are a way in which I am searching for answers To understand myself and others I think if the questions and if the doubt stop Then the growing will And one becomes stuck in one thing Never able to see pass the tip of their nose Will never see the beauty in the world Will not see those around them as they are For judgments and such will have been made Not on facts or on who that person is But on perceived ideas Ones that have not been challenged Let’s say growing up we are taught this is wron

Another Lonley Saturday Night
Just another saturday night blown off I go cosmic bowling (Really fun by the way) I pay and everything, and then no one shows up that I invited...so I spend 40 min bowling and then leave...it was a total waste of time. Damn I wish I just had one good friend or even girlfriend or something just anyone that would be there for me. ~Ethyn

Sammy Turns 2
Okay so I know my daughter's bday is November 15, just three days after mine. Well, today is my birthday, November 12 and we celebrated my bday as well as Sammy's today....woohoo. Sammy got a bunch of new clothes actually as well as some new shoes...she happens to be gettin big feet, it seems. Oh, and not to mention she went potty on the big potty too for me, for the second time. She has progressed so much more than her brother actually, when it comes to pottying on the potty. But her big brother is very smart and wise and really knows what is going on around him. I take him to the new daycare/preschool tomarrow actually. He will be there and Sammy will be with my father, but just this week though. My older sister will be watching her the next week and so forth. Sammy is of course very easy to take care of. Oh, and this week the Disney on Ice will be at the Quest Center. My mom had gotten half price tickets to see the show so I will be taking my son there this Thursday..so much fun. I

When I Win The Mega Millions Lotto!!!
The Estate..... The house itself wouldn't be all that outrageous, but some of the things in it and on the property might be, so I'll need a lot of room. Live maybe 100 acres or so. The kids have always loved going to those ball pits, so I'd have an elaborate play area with a huge ball pit for them. Then, all the way on the other side of the house I would have a ball pit for me and my friends. It would be about 50' by 50' and 4 feet deep. It would have a full size, fully stocked and staffed bar and I'd hire a dozen or so strippers to play in it with me and my friends. I would have about a 2 acre clearing on the property where I'd bring in logs and boulders and gravel and sand. Then I'd buy a whole fleet of John Deere heavy equipment for me and the boys to play with. Screw Tonka! Also, I'd have a real pile-driver so we could smash all kinds of different things and a full sized spud cannon range so I could fire my spud cannon whenever I wanted to and not have to worry about getti

Work Work And More Work
So here ends another recruiting month for the United States Army and instead of my usual 3 or for i only dropped 2 people in the Army. I guess my week worth of leave in the middle kind of made that difficult but oh well im doing well enough i am not too worried about it. I have the ATC (Annusal Training Conference) and Ball coming up this weekend. Ive been working a couple of different horses and some of my dogs. Maybe this summer ill get out and actually show but i doubt. other then that nothing else is really goin on......

Life That Little Mystery Of Ours...
There are a lot of things going on....to list one thing i guess the major thing is my work situation. I have apparently found out that my managers, both salon and store, probably made a lot of things up about me and decided that they should tell me that i was doing something to the other girls when in reality i wasnt. i dont understand whether they want me to quit or are trying to make something up to fire me or get me into some sort of trouble. i dont know why they went through that trouble to make that up. second i guess on some level right now i feel kind of stuck. im not exactly happy where i am right now and i also feel a little looked over. ya know i just kinda feel like a wall. im there, but you really dont seem to care all that much. and the thing is i know on some level that this isnt true. but i just feel somewhat rejected by a few people. not that i am i just dont want that to be true. i dont know i could very well just be overthinking it and everything. but ya i guess

Omg Fathers !! This Goes On A Bit Sorry Needed To Get It Out There .....
i dont know how many people can sympathise with me about this ... because im sure theres some brilliant dads out there but mine really gets my wild up !! the deal is he got with my step mum a long time ago when i was about 3/4 so ive grown up with her knowing she wasnt my mum but also knowing no diffrent way of life .. i only have one memory of my mum and dad together and that was an arguement they had that i got caught up in .... so its not like i havent given her a chance or blame her for splitting them up !! but she is a serious queen bitch from hell my dad had custody of us (being my sister and i )and she moved herself and her 2 sons into our house and treated us like crap .. admittidly we didnt go without food or clothes so it was a case of cruelty physically from her .. but in a mental way she was horrid so anyways when me and my sister had had enough we did a whole hunger strike thing and i managed to runaway to my mums before going to school and told her i never wanted

And Now, To Lighten The Mood..lol
You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so very long but now things are changing oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around the passion is gone and the flames died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team you used to think I was nice now you tell all your friends that I'm the Anti-Christ oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? that kind of thing is hard to ignore got a funny feeling, you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when you put those pirhanas in my bathtub again you're still the light of my life oh darling I'm begging won't you put down that knife you know I even think it's kind of cute the way you poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed when you pushed me down the elevator shaft oh if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer? honey something tells me you d

To?????
Free My Heart Just sitting here thinking about the refection of my life I ask what I am missing in my life Some would answer love would say attention I wonder what it really is or may what is the purpose I have to dig deep inside to figure what I desire most The armor been my protection for so long I have to find out where to start My soul thrives to have someone to listen Someone who can comfort me in my tough times The value of knowing love still exist The voice inside me which is tired of lies and the games The thought knowing I can be genuinely happy with the one I love The desire to know all are not the same Someone to teach me something while I am in my prime The prime which is making hard decisions and easy ones The fact knowing I can free myself The freedom from the hurt and pain I have endured Freedom from triumphs in my life The ability to be free and the t

Idiots In The Neigborhood
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS . ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! ______________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in

I Hate Poem
hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me ryhme I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you're not around And the fact that you didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

Dpp In The Shower
DPP in the Shower by buffbody © Rog's Point of View (POV) It's a hot night. Slade and I are traveling together to this new town. We are colleagues and are sharing this hotel room with 1 king size bed. We are both lonely and need some action, we head to the bar, i notice you first in a black backless dress, but you notice us both. Adriana: I notice 2 hot hunks, and i introduce myself to Slade and you. I see both of you- your tight ass, firm bodies. My mind is thinking like a slut. Rog: We notice your nice round breasts, and that sexy figure. I introduce myself, and so does Slade. But I give him a look this one is mine for the night. We dance, slow and dirty, while Slade looks on enviously. Being a sport, i allow him to cut in and you dance with him the same way, I see he feels your back and is also necking you. Adriana: I am enjoying, and now i call you to join me from behind and 3 of us dance away without any thoughts what others have of us. We are completely l

Next Life...
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping. You wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.

The Hound And The Hare
The Hound and the Hare were the best song-and-dance team in the forest. With their fine harmonies and witty repartee, they dazzled audiences from hill to dale. The Hare sang most of the solos, and his tap number -- with its array of jumps and spins -- generated wild applause. The Hound played the straight man, whose self-important air was often punctured by the Hare's droll asides. In clearing after clearing, young animals sought the Hare's auto- graph. The Hound was often all but ignored. One day a Snake came to call. "I would like to sign you to a solo contract," he said to the Hare. "I think you can be a major star." The Hare drew himself up to his full height. "You obviously know nothing about show business," he said to the Snake. "Without the Hound, I would not be half so good. His sense of timing and rhythmic nuance is exquisite. It is both of us together that makes everything work." The Snake slithered away. "That was pretty decent of you," said the grateful Hound

Control
Control..by Puddle of Mudd... go listen to it on my page.... :) I love the way you look at me I feel the pain you place inside Lock me up inside ya dirty cage While Im alone inside my mind I like to teach you all the rules Id get to see them set in stone I like it when you chain me to the bed There ya secrets never shone [chorus] I need to feel you You need to feel me I cant control you Youre not the one for me, no I cant control you You cant control me I need to feel you So whys it involve I love the way you rape my skin I feel the hate you place inside I need to get your voice out of my head Cause Im the guy youll never find Im faking all of the rules Theres no expressions on your face Im hoping some day you will let me go Release me from my dirty cage [chorus] I need to feel you You need to feel me I cant control you Youre not the one for me, no I cant control you You cant control me I need to feel you So whys it involve...you and me

Super-easy Chicken Enchilada Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, about 1-1/4 cups each 1 Tbsp. oil 1 lb. boneless skinless chicken breast halves, cut into bite-size pieces 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth 1/4 cup KRAFT Ranch Dressing 2 Tbsp. flour 6 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas, cut into small pieces 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Four Cheese 1/2 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Salsa HEAT oil in large deep skillet on medium-high heat. Add chicken; cook 7 min. or until cooked through, stirring occasionally. MIX broth, dressing and flour until well blended; gradually add to skillet, stirring constantly. Add tortillas; stir to combine. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 3 min. SPRINKLE with cheese; cover. Simmer 3 to 5 min. or until cheese is melted. Top with salsa. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Healthy Living Trim 6 grams of fat per serving by preparing as directed, using KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Ranch Reduced Fat D

Mexican Stuffed Flank Steak
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 26 hr 5 min Makes: 6 servings 2 cups beef broth 1/2 cup KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing, divided 6 ancho peppers, crushed (about 1 cup) 1 Tbsp. dried oregano leaves 1 beef flank steak (2 lb.) 1 small potato, peeled, shredded 1 medium carrot, shredded 1 serrano chile, finely chopped 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon, cooked, drained and chopped 1/4 cup chopped cilantro, divided PLACE broth, 1/4 cup of the dressing, the ancho peppers and oregano in blender; cover. Blend on medium speed 1 min. Pour into large resealable plastic bag. Add steak; seal bag. Turn bag over several times to evenly coat steak with the broth mixture. Refrigerate overnight to marinate, turning occasionally. MIX potatoes, carrots, serrano chiles, bacon and 2 Tbsp. of the cilantro; set aside. Remove steak from marinade; reserve marinade in bag. Place steak on clean work surface. Spread evenly with potato mixture to within 1/2 inch of edges. Roll up tightly, start

Please Copy And Send
One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart……One Second is Enough to Fall in Love……and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wanna lose the person i love...................................................................................................if i dont get this back i guess your not my friend. if u have a lot of love 4 someone... copy and send this 2 ur whole buddy list..in 5 min. ur true love

Rainy Afternoon...
Yesterday I went and bought a cat tail and a pair of cat ears to wear for Master. I got the chance to wear them today *devious grin* I put them on and drew whiskers on my face and got in the floor to wait for him. He came in and walked up to me, and I immediately started sucking his cock. And, like the good little kitty I am, I even swallowed all his cum. Kitty likes making Master happy :) purrrrrrrrrrr......

Congratulations To My Babies!!!
I JUST WANTED TO POST A BLOG TO CONGRATULATE MY BROTHER AND BEST FRIEND RICO ON HIS MARRIAGE TO THE MOST WONDERFUL BROTHER IN LAW IN THE WORLS CIARAN!!! I LOVE THESE TWO BOYS WITH ALL MY HEART AND IF YOU READ THIS BLOG BE SURE TO TELL THEM CONGRATS OR WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!! JUST REMEMBER, THESE BOYS ARE MY LOVES AND 2 OF MY VERY DEAREST FRIENDS, MA FAMILIA IF YOU WILL. THEY ARE HAPPY AND I WANT ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD TO RECOGNIZE AND RESPECT THAT. DEAREST RICO, ON THIS DAY OF HAPPINESS I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND OFFER ALL MY LOVE AND SUPPORT. YOU HAVE MADE MY DAYS BRIGHTER AND MY LIFE MORE JOYFUL. I LOVE YOU BABY BOY, WITH ALL MY HEART AND AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. PARA SIEMPRE DEAREST CIARAN, MY DEEPEST LOVE AND RESPECT TO YOU ON THIS HAPPY DAY! I KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES YOU. YOU STOLE MY HEART AND I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT! YOU ARE THE PERFECT MATCH FOR MY BROTHER AND I WISH YOU ALL THE VERY BEST THINGS WITH HIM. I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER. PARA SIEMPRE

First Baseball Game
A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!" The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!" The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down. A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he has four balls." The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie!"

Dark Touches
lieing in bed together but far apart slumber finally takes me awaken by your soft kiss gently on my cheek softly on my lips laying your head on my chest arms wrapped around me legs tangled together hearing your breathing slow knowing sleep has taken you awaken by these dark touches feeling such warm love around feeling you steal my heart away once again

I Know I Know, It's Sappy, But This Is One Of My All-time Favorite Movies And Plays...
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon who is already sick and pale with grief that thou her maiden art far more fair than she! Be not her maiden since she is envious; her vestal livery is but sick and green, and none but fools do wear it; cast it off! It is my lady, O, it is my love! O that she knew she were! She speaks, yet she says nothing; what of that? I am too bold, tis not to me she speaks two of the fairest stars in all the heavens, having some business do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres til they return what if her eyes were there, and they in her head? the brightness of her cheek would shame those stars; as daylight doth a lamp. Her eyes in heaven would through the airy region stream so bright that birds would sing, and think it were not night. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that chee

It Was Fun Everyone
Tomorrow I will be leaving cherryland and removing my profile. (If I can figure out how to do that)I just wanted to say goodbye to all the nice people I have met here. It was interesting! Take care everyone, have a very groovy life and enjoy it while you all are here and let those who are important in your life know it every day!!! Much love to everyone...

?????????????
i feel so lost i know not wat to do so many confusions of wat is real and wat is not so i cling to u to help me thru my ordeals. i can't say this is love bcuz its more than that its the fusion of our souls and the way we interact and thats why ur the face i see in the crowd so ur my angel helping me and teaching me at thesame time about this world and wit everything i learn it combines us more. So in this world of hate,greed sin and lust ur the only being i trust while u take me in ur arms to ur world where the both of us can now die.

A Kiss Of Cherry
my heart quickens at the sight of him peaceful in slumber, lying there beside me. taking extra care to wake him not; i chance a kiss; with delicate tenderness, i lightly brush mine upon his lips. body a-tingle from his embrace and afterglow a faint cherry taste on his lips draws me into sweet reverie, eyes closed, lips whet, i look back, reliving love's passion earlier shared; i can feel warm juices flow. as is his style, surprises just to make me smile, hy brought me a gift of fruited oils. he heated and rubbed the oils on my body, head to toe, sensually circling every dimple, warm fingers, tips dripping warm oil into places soon to be tasted, suckled and licked. orange nipples, lemon-lime throat, tangerine navel, flavors to tongue-wash away. a trails of grape oil traced along my inner thighs to lead, said he, to the best he had saved for last, "cherry for my cherry" said he, then kissed my mouth softly before taking the whole cherry into his mouth and there, too, suc

The Real Me
You want the real me? well you won't like it! The mask comes off and I drop the bullshit Scars start to rise, see the pain in my eyes Look at the demons attached to my back Look at my heart and every detailed crack The rage and the hate pours out from my soul Look at me now this is what you wanted Gaze on a face twisted, distorted Your look has change the horror it shows but thats just the way it goes so i put the mask back on so you can't see the face of the monster that is me

Freedom.
Lying there, naked, vulnerable on the bear floor. I stare. There in front of my eyes is a blank white sheet. I close my eyes, whiteness still surrounding me. Nothing. I feel the cold winter breeze drifting in through the open window, floating around the room. Around me. Touching me, as if they were millions of bear cold hands, freezing my skin. The coldness already surrounding me continues to overwhelm me. I breathe in, it follows. The bear hands reach inside me, freezing internally. My soul. I can smell rotting wood, dust mingled in one through my nostrils as I inhale. I can hear scratching and movement underneath the floorboards. I don’t care. Darkness surrounding me as my eyes open. Whiteness is no longer there. Blackness. The darkness making the wind angry. Howling through the open window, racing round the cold, dark and untouched room. Me. Pacing round me, running galloping through my long uncared for hair. Gnawing, scratching, biting my freezing skin. Ripping my

Yayyy Me
WooHooo I've now completed my Cherry Tap cleaning for the week. My entire page has been redone. And my friend's list has once again shrunk. I've gotten rid of the dust collectors once again. Woohoo.....now I have more room for more TRUE friends!!!

Have You Had Enough Of Me?
Have you had enough of me? Do you smile when you see my face Do I still light up the room when I walk in the place Do the feelings of love still fill your heart Even though I know I broke it along the way I wish I could reach into you and heel that in which I caused Can You give me all of you, as I give all of me? Can I have back the warmth that once blessed my heart Will you forgive me I cant get enough of you, Have you had enough of me? God help me I love you so I only want you to feel , to really know! By Jane

Trust
Rushing winds of sweet distress, comes to me with full onset I know my God is there somewhere but my cries seems where he can not hear. As much as I have brought up my prayers There is such a deadness of air That Jesus has other things than me But I still plead, God come to help me breath. As tears stream down my face I know that I am in his grace maybe there might be for me something to learn or to achieve but I only hear the wind. I will still yet praise thee Lord Sing song of You that save my soul in those very songs so dear I know my soul is with you near Maybe tomorrow when I arise I will find you in the morning light I can't love you any more For you died and save my soul And tomorrow is another day that work will come and which mission to lay. I will sing and read Your word Will you show us where you want us to serve. For we are Yours to do with what you will and I know you love me still And those who put your trust in thee For you ohh Lo

Material
Figured I'd try some of my material on here. Realization Okay, everyone has those memories from childhood, when they just couldn't take their parents anymore. It maybe brief, but you just can't stand them for that moment. Man my moment was with my mom. My mom and her damn peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches. I always had to fix them. Come on you remember this, your parents all of a sudden lose the ability to move once you become 10! They ask you to get the remote when it's right at their feet! Anyway, My mom had this thing for peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches, It was crazy cause she always wanted them a certain way...more peanut butter than jelly. She complained everytime I did it, But it's cool, you're 10 so your ulitmate goal in life then is to please your mom. So one night I'm in the kitchen makin her a sandwich. I'm all proud cause this time I was going to make it fuckin' perfect! So I get out the peanut butter, and a big ass spatula so I can make sure I layer the

A Long Night
I hate these long, sleepless nights. Sitting here alone, staring at the computer screen. I hate missing my Master when my emotions go crazy. Sometimes I just want to curl up in a corner and stay there forever...

I Heart Nice Guys.
For obvious reasons, some of this has been edited to protect the individual's identity, such as I know it to be. Also, I didn't like some of the words he used; thus the use of the many asterisks (*). :-p This came from niceguy@***********.**.** Anyway, this is an e-mail I received today. I could not pass up this opportunity, as it was clearly presented. Well, I could, but I didn't wish to do so. The first bit of fluff is his original e-mail. The second bit of fluff is my response to his e-mail. The original e-mail: Howard S. wrote: i have a 103 lb wife 19 & we want a gurl 2 join us for a 3 way love we searched many profiles and we like urs so you will be pleasured in many ways and i will let you to suck my d*ck if ur a good gurl would that make you happy maybe ur a bad gurl who likes to take it up the *ss were waiting 4 u My response: Wow! I'm thrilled. I cannot express just how honored I feel that you have chosen me to have a chance to be with you and

For The Ones That Put There Lifes On The Line For Our Freedom.
ladies and gents i wanna do a contest for the men in military uniforms please pass this around and if u wld like to b one of them men in the contest in uniform *droolzzz* let me know by private message and what pic pleeeeaaaaseeeee.......lookin for at least 20 peeps...if theres more then let the game begin *wink*

Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman? by Bryan Adams... go listen to it on my page!!!! To really love a woman To understand her - you gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought - see every dream N' give her wings when she wants to fly Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms Ya know ya really love a woman When you love a woman you tell her that she's really wanted When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one Cuz she needs somebody to tell her that it's gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really - really really ever loved a woman? To really love a woman Let her hold you - til ya know how she needs to be touched You've gotta breathe her - really taste her Til you can feel her in your blood N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes Ya know ya really love a woman When you love a woman you tell her that she's really wanted When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one Cuz she needs somebody to tell her that yo

A Single Rose
I give to you this precious gift For I have naught but this to give, A rose I hold in simple hands, To signify my frindship within So hard it was to choose just one For many held the beauty of you, Reflected in their crimson tones And basking in their rosy hues But oh, how one, it caught my eye Ablaze with color, apart from the rest Reduced me to a breathless sigh And lured me with its lovely scent So this I chose, a single rose, Its tender petals silken smooth, And with it ... give my frienship to you NFS

Messed Up Life
Been having trouble with obsessive compulsive disorder getting worse, I'm on a downward spiral and I'm worried where it might end up... Life's got so many good and bad extremes I'm struggling to find middle ground to accept. If anyone can help it would be vastly appreciated. On a lighter note I've discovered how many air miles my parents have and I believe that the best way to go about things is to have a holiday... Any suggestions where I could go? I intend to go somewhere cold, warm climates just aren't me... I would like to go to Canada, and I think a couple of you know all about that :p Just find me a place to stay alright! Anyways, regards, peace and all that...

Key To My Heart
I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart ... You had it all along

Lol
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married", "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.

Reflecting
As I sit here today, I start to reflect over the past few years of my life. None of which have gone how I had previously had forseen them going. I always had seen myself going somewhere in life, going off to college and then landing a great job. I think in our teenage life we all live the dream that we are bound to do something big. I invisioned being something great. I didn't know what just something. When I was twenty those dreams that I once had slowly started to fade as I had learned I had become pregnant. My 21st birthday certainly didn't go as planned being as I turned out to be the designated driver due to my pregnancy. After my first son was born to a father who really didn't want him I felt my life was over. It was time to give up my life and become what the woman of generations before had become just a mother and the house wife. Something I never truley respected. The years went by and the more I felt sorry for myself reflecting on what could have been and the what if fact

To Whm It May Concern
We are having techinical diffuculities with our computer andi'm on the laptop to send out this blog. I'm hoping that this evening everything will be fix but if not i will miss everyone and hopeto talk to you all agian soon sincerely Erin

Suicidal (kinda Off)
I've lost my faith,And have no hope And everyday,keeps getting worse I lost my friends,My family to Cause all the lies u made me do. My life's a mess,And cant be fixed The wound's too deep,for me to live I do not want, to cause more grief, So after this;my life-i'll-be-brief. I do not know, why i hate life If all it gave me, was delight My family's loved me,through & through My friends have liked me. Though i've been a fool All i know. Is that im a coward, That can face problems, when they happen My life's a joke. I'll write no more I lost my faith,And i'll be no more...

What Should I Do?
For you, I would gladly walk a mile, if that would give me a chance to see you smile. I'd call you my friend, but that's a lie. You mean more to me, but I can't explain why. For you are more precious to me than all of the world's gold, but I can't tell you that, how can I be that bold? If I spoke what's on my mind, would you accept me? Because without you, I don't know where I'd be. You seem to be calm, while I feel absolutely lost. I would like to be so bold, but what would its failure cost? Am I the only one faced with this choice? Be daring and risk losing you as a friend too? I can't risk that; I'd rather have that then lose everything. What should I do?

The Rules - Learn Them Love Them And Stop The Madness
What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: * Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) * Overtly tasteless * Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. Accounts will be terminated for abusing the NSFW policy. This includes Bulletins, Comments, MUMMs, Cherry Stash entries and Blogs. We realize that we may not catch everything right away, and this is where the community can help us all out by flagging inappropriate content when they see it. Let’s keep CherryTAP a fun and clean place to hangout! - THESE ARE THE PIC RULES FOR NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE FLAGGING PICS JUST TO BE DICKS, STOP ALREADY. LETS JUST GO BACK TO HAVING FUN AGAIN

Shot In The Chin (date Posted: 07-20-2006)
so the other night i am having sex with this girl. we've been at it for a while and the build up is pretty intense. we're fucking missionary, and just as i'm about to come i pull out and the force of my ejaculation... shot my cum all the way for right above her pussy (where my cock was) and landed on her chin and all over her tits. it was funny and sexy and messy all at the same time. i wish i had gotten pictues. maybe next time

Cheezes Me Off
I see many gripes and complaints across the blogs, funny how each are a victim but none are the source. Heres a bitch for you...I spend time going through phoo after photo, rating, occassionaly commenting (sorry dont comment unless it is something that makes me comment) but i watch you, vote for me, rate me, yadda yadda yadda and yet I do not see you rating, commenting on others, the world shows more and more what i observe all the time. Selfcenteredness, egotistical, self absorbed freaking people. I find i grow weary of helping others grow, to excell while they do little more than spam me over bs. I do not need accolades, nor the commentary. But you really should reciprocate with what you ask for you conceited, self promoting, egotistical shits. Nuff said!

The Best Thing About This One...
...is number 27. DUDE. Baptized Catholic!! LMAO Your Results: The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa. Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking. 1. Neo-Pagan (100%) 2. New Age (99%) 3. Unitarian Universalism (95%) 4. Mahayana Buddhism (91%) 5. Liberal Quakers (90%) 6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%) 7. Theravada Buddhism (82%) 8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (80%) 9. Bahá'í Faith (76%) 10. New Thought (74%) 11. Scientology (70%) 12. Secular Humanism (64%) 13. Taoism (64%) 14. Jainism (62%) 15. Reform Judaism (58%) 16

God Has Kept Me Here For A Reason
God Has Kept Me Here For A Reason Repeat after me: God has kept me here for a reason. I survived because He has a plan for me. All my bad relationships, the addictions, the consequences, the bad credit, the repossessions, the death of my loved ones, the back stabbing from my friends, the negative thoughts, or the lack of support; I made it because I am blessed! I release and let go of all past hurts, misunderstandings and grudges because I am abundantly blessed! I recognize them as the illusions they are, and sent from the enemy to kill my spirit, steal my joy, and destroy my faith; for God is all there is. All else is a lie! Now give yourself a hug, wipe your tears away and walk in victory!!!!!!!! I love you, but more appropriately God loves you BEST! Be blessed and know that you are at one with THE SPIRIT OF THE LIVING GOD! And may the Lord keep watch between you and me when we are away from each other. Genesis 31:49. Amen! Now since you are a true child of God, you know t

Gratitude
Tommorrow in the United States we celebrate Thanksgiving. Throughout my own life Thanksgiving, the celebration of giving thanks and gratitude for all that we have, has always made my soul sing. Yet at the same time I have always thought, like all marked days that are reflective on gratitude, or peace or holiness, why do humans make it a point to just pull out a day or two throughout the year to deeply feel the many blessings in their lives? Why do we not activate and celebrate the power of thanksgiving every single day of our lives? I know each one of us feels the power that is restored to our beings when we give thanks, when we are grateful for whatever is. Yet as a collective we don't do it every day and rarely do we Self-Celebrate. I would like to ask everyone who is reading this to take a moment to give thanks for Who You Are right here and right now regardless of any circumstances that the mind or ego have decided are painful or uncomfortable. Self-celebration is some

Just Thoughts!!
Some say dreams are our souls talking to us. Others say dreams are the gateway to another world. Some say dreams are another way we deal with problems. Some say dreams are nothing but illusions. But then all of these thoughts are said about the real world. Some say that the world is the soul of a higher power and we are nothing but dreams. Some say the world could also be seen as a gateway for a dream world being. Some say that our problems are the real worlds problems. Some say the real world is nothing but a illusion and what we think is illusion is real.

True Abundance
Thursday, November 23, 2006 True abundance Count all the things you have, that money cannot buy, and you will begin to see how truly rich you are. Be sincerely thankful for those things, and your gratitude will make you richer still. Life is indelibly infused with abundance. Yet that abundance is experienced only when it is being put to use in an authentic and meaningful way. To know great value, allow value to flow from your actions. Real and meaningful richness cannot help but flow into your life in equal measure. Be thankful for what you have, and you will find new ways to put it to use. Be thankful for what you can do, and you'll learn to do even more. Let go of the shallow, worldly ideas of what it means to be successful. Realize that you are, already and always, inherently successful. The biggest blessing is being able to experience and appreciate your blessings. Choose on this day, and every day, to bring true abundance to life. -- Ralph Marston

Name The Twins:-))
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you." The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?" Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?" The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

I Tried So Hard To Not Love You
I tried so hard I've wasted so much energy I tried to forget you But you seem to be always here You put me in the dark And ripped my heart I try to leave you behind me Your face always appears I try not to notice Your voice Is like poison to my heart Your words Are like sharp daggers through the soul Your hands Are making room for the darkness You crushed My heart and my soul You touched My love My eyes Are going blind to What you've done to me I cry Every night hoping that you Never return to me My heart can't take it anymore Nor my energy My soul is fading Far away from me My heart is breaking Into many many pieces And all you can do Is say you are sorry But let me say to you Sorry is only a word Not a feeling You break my falls again and again You held me tight and close So nothing could ever hurt me anymore You went behind my back You stabbed me Right through the heart You torn me to pieces And left me all alone

Reality Check
Thoughts creep softly Without sound Onto blank paper They spill easily Like blood To spoil the imaginary Pain strikes With venom So potent Making me reel With the shock Of being struck The pen Flicks itself Across the paper Dropping feelings Meant to be hidden Words that have meaning Meaning more than Was ever intended They bubble They brew From the depths She thought were left behind Is she such a fool To believe it was hidden That they couldn’t see Beyond the smile Where she had recreated herself To be a better person So she would no longer be That fragile creature In the corner Where people paid no attention And if they did All they saw was pity How long can she go on? Being one thing Yet portraying another They were proud In the way she had Seen the light If only they knew The only light she saw Was the spotlight They shined on her When they took the time To see her Now she drowns In the blood Th

Mini Chips Swirl Rum Cake
Ingredients: * 1 cup (2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened * 2 cups sugar * 1-1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 3 eggs * 3 cups all-purpose flour * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 cup milk * 3/4 cup HERSHEY'S MINI CHIPS Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips * 1/2 cup finely chopped nuts * BUTTER RUM SYRUP(recipe follows) * CHOCOLATE GLAZE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 10-inch tube pan or 12-cup fluted tube pan. 2. Beat butter, sugar and vanilla in large bowl until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir together flour, baking powder and salt; add alternately with milk to butter mixture, beating until smooth. Remove 2 cups batter; set aside. Pour remaining batter into prepared pan. 3. Stir together small chocolate chips and nuts in small bowl; sprinkle evenly over batter in pan. Spoon reserved batter over chip-nut mixture; carefu

Mississippi Mud Cake
Ingredients: * 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine, softened * 1 cup sugar * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 3 eggs * 3/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * Dash salt * 1 cup chopped pecans * 6 cups (10-1/2 oz. pkg.) miniature marshmallows * ONE-BOWL BUTTERCREAM FROSTING(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease 13x9x2-inch baking pan. 2. Beat butter, sugar and vanilla in large bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir together flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt; blend into butter mixture. Stir in pecans. Spoon batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 15 to 18 minutes or until top springs back when touched lightly in center. Meanwhile, prepare frosting. Remove cake from oven; immediately place marshmallows over top. Return cake to oven 2 to 3 minutes or until marshmallows are soft. Gently spread marshmallows over cake; immedia

A Message On The War From Pat Buchanan (an Ultra-conservative)
PJB: Befuddled Superpower copyright © 2006 Buchanan.org by Patrick J. Buchanan - November 21, 2006 “For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?” On reading the Washington Post story by Robin Wright, “Bush Initiates Iraq Policy Review Separate from Baker’s Group,” about a new internal review of U.S. war policy, St. Paul’s words return to mind. Here we are, longer in this war in Mesopotamia than America fought in World War I or World War II against Germany; yet, consider what our commander in chief — a successor to war presidents Lincoln, Wilson and FDR — is even now seeking to discover…. —————— "The president," said an anonymous White House official, "has asked the national security agencies to assess the situation in Iraq, review the options and recommend the best way forward. … The president indicated Monday that he is interested in hearing interesting ideas both within the administration and from the Baker-Hamilton commission."

My Gift
You scored as You have the Gift of Discernment. You have the Gift of Discernment. It is a well sought after gift my friend. It is a true blessing and curse to know when others lie to you, and to read their eyes. It can cause much pain and hurt if abused. Be very cautious.You have the Gift of Discernment94%You have the Gift of Wisdom88%You have the Gift of Empathy81%You have the Gift of a Seer75%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision69%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet31%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

I Shot Myself Cuz Someone Offered Me 1,000,000 Dollars!
MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN January------I slapped Feburary----I stabbed March-----I screwed a April-------I shot May------I stabbed June-----I hugged July----I kissed August------- I killed September-------I humped October-----I hijacked November------I jumped December-----I bitched slapped DAY YOU WERE BORN 1-----a penguin 2-----a jar of peanut butter 3-----a lawn mower 4-----emma roberts 5----jamie lynn spears 6----sean flynn 7----a saw 8---a peanut butter cookie 9----your sister's pants 10---your mom 11---the wiggles 12---barney 13---ur brother 14---a dog 15---pablo 16---a mexican 17----the backyardigans 18---lindsey lohan 19----a brownie 20---paris hilton 21---ellen degerernes 22---a yeti 23---a moose 24---a kangaroo 25---martin van buren 26---a bouncy ball 27--a virgin 28---a cowboy 29---myself 30---a butterfly 31---a hippo COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT Black--------cuz that bitch diserved it! Pink---------cuz im in love yellow----------cuz

Sit An Wonder
sitting here thinking of you wondering why i am so blue waiting to here the ball to drop knowing you choose an that i lost sitting her i wonder how it could of been sitting her i see now my mortal sin how was i so foolish why was i so scared to not make the choice when i knew you cared

Duh!!!
Have u ever wondered y we where placed on this planet? Personly I don't think I am from this Universe,because 98% of the population of the world have no Fucking clue what will become of them in the after life. But little do they that there life history is repeating it self with out us knowing it... That My Friends Is The Honest Secret To Life!... Thats y it is a Secret!!... lol ( Here's Your Sign...) MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more!

Transitions (from The Land Of The Not Quite Right To Home On The Range)
I had been living overseas in asia for about a third of my life. That included all four years of high school. Yes, it was an American High School, but it was still far from what the typical midwest, never been out of the county, much less the state, farmbelt graduate had experienced. I went from a high school in a city of about 8 million people and an apartment complex of a hundred and some odd nationalities to a midwest farming college with a population of less than 10,000 (if that). It was home though. My grandparents were near, and my earliest memories were of that campus. They may seem a bit strange, but it is true. Now I have always had strange and/or odd friends. I think it is due to the fact that I consider myself strange and/or odd. Maybe, I just think strange / odd is interesting. Regardless, it took me less than a week to hook up with another odd bunch. Besides me, there was the genius, the hillbilly, the boy scout, and a farm boy who reminded us all of Fred Flintstone. Ther

Haha
I was sending out messages to some people on my friends list, when I just noticed a new feature that Mike added... Now when someone rates your picture...or..adds a picture...or does something to a picture...you can see what it looks like to see what they said..or which picture they rated....kinda neat if you ask me...and you can see which picture it is before you even click the "photo" link YES FOLKS - I'M EASILY AMUSED!

4 Day Weekend
The 4 day weekend is coming to a close. All in all wasnt abd at all. Went to a friends for T-day and had a good time.. Friday and saturday were drinking days yayyy, had fun ofcourse. Today is a recoup/watch football day. 49ers lsot that sucks, but thats ok they tried hard. Tomorrow back to work ugh. Hope ya'll had a good one

Follow Your Dream
Follow your dream, Wherever it leads – Don’t be distracted By less worthy needs. Shelter it, nourish it, Help it grow – Let your heart hold it Down deep Where dreams go. Follow your dream Pursue it with haste – Life is too precious, Too fleeting to waste Be faithful, be loyal Then all your life through The dreams that you follow Will always come true

“new Company Policy For All Employees!”
“New Company Policy For All Employees!” “DRESS CODE” It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. “SICK DAYS” We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. “PERSONAL DAYS” Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. “BEREAVEMENT LEAVE” This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

“the Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor Is Nuts”
“The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts” 11. Conducts the first week's lessons in two chairs using imaginary driving motions and engine sounds. 10. Keeps stopping in the middle of your lesson to deliver pizzas. 9. Fails you unless you can get the airbag to pop. 8. Instead of emergency brakes on his side of the car, he has a passenger-side accelerator and a mini bar stocked with Wild Turkey and Ho Ho’s. 7. Has "P - R - D - 2 - 1" painted on his fly and keeps yelling, "Shift!" 6. Has a working saw blade on the hood and mutters about "fixing Speed Racer for good". 5. Immediately fails you because his Carmen Miranda-style hat doesn't fit in your Escort. 4. Day One: "Chinese Fire Drills", "Basic Mooning Techniques" and "Reloading a 9mm at 90 mph." 3. Always divides class into "shirts" and "skins." 2. When he yells "England," you're supposed to start driving on the other side of the road. And the Number 1 Sign Your Driving

“i Stuck Her With My Wang”
“I Stuck Her With My Wang” Yeah, what's up, man? ICP in this bitch Ya know what I'm saying All you bitches, man Come over to my house And I’m a take ya upstairs And I’m a stick you with my wang Ya know what I'm saying? I stuck her with my wang She hit me in the balls I grabbed her by her neck And I bounced her off the walls She said it was an accident and then apologized But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes I stuck her with my wang Bitchy bitchy hoe I'd like to stick a Faygo bottle in her neden hole I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up Pop off the lid now it's shooting out her butt I stuck her with my wang She grabbed by me nuts She told me that she loved me then commenced on the sucking I tried to hold it back, but I nutted in her ear When it dried up, the bitch couldn't hear (Chorus) I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, yo) I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door) I stuck her

Hiiiiiiii!
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My Vampire Clan
Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it.What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

To My Favorite Girl...
Your lips, your eyes, your soul Are like a work of art, The most creative thing of all Is your beautiful heart. If you were a painting, No colours could express The beauty deep inside you, A rainbow, nothing less. If you were a sculpture The clay could hardly make Your figure of an angel Without one mistake. If you were a euphony No choir could really sing All the beautiful music Your eyes could possibly bring. So here I am, an artist, With inspiration beyond belief But to capture such rare beauty, I'd have to be a thief.

X-mas Survey
Who do you want to be under the mistletoe with? hhmmm...that's for me to know What are your favorite Christmas memories? the presents but now it's watching my daughter open her presents Where would you rather spend Christmas this year? Home's good What is your favourite Christmas song? santa baby- marilyn monroe and all i want for christmas is you What do you usually do Christmas morning? presents, then breakfast with my parents, daughter, and grandmom Have you bought all your presents yet? some What do you do on Christmas Eve? family comes over Do you spend Christmas with a lot of family? we have a family thing each year Do you go anywhere special on Christmas (vacation) ? nope How many items are on your wish list? a few What do you usually eat on Christmas? whatever is made When did you find out that Santa wasn't real? i dont rember probably like 2nd grade Do you still make snowmen and snow angels? hells yeah!!! it's a mus

Walking Eagle
Invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona, President Bush spoke for almost an hour of his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. Though vague on the details of his plan, he appeared enthusiastic about his ideas for helping his "red brothers." At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -- 'Walking Eagle'. As the President departed waving to the crowd in his motorcade, a news reporter asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

Kiss Me Babe. Aha Aha...
I’ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot! Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. If luvin’ was aginst the law,and kissin’ was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin’ time. Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

A Poem Of My Pain At 1 Time!!!
DEATH OF MY SEED!!!!!! Current mood: pensive Category: reflective Life PAIN...ANGUISH...REGRET...BETRAYAL... emotions engulf my body of steel turned to jello!! My beautiful daughter/son was taken away, by self-absorbed beings!! Beings worried about what others would say or think, selfishly,snuffed an innocent life!! I LOVE YOU my child in heaven, and will miss and remember you.though, i did not get to meet you!! God will return you to me,when the time is right.. and i will love and cherish you, when we meet one day!!! My soul felt your strength child, and i am proud to have tried to bring you home!!! You were unable to defend yourself, from the evils of selfishness, and the deceit of life-takers!! I hope you understand, i had no idea or control of what happened, behind your fathers back!! The pain i felt when you were taken back, to the house of souls, is unmistakenbly..unforgettable!!! You were punctured and abused, scraped, an

For What I Wait
For What I Wait I sit upon the seashore, I stare into the skies. Waiting always for you. Teach me how to fly. I do not want to be here. Chained here to the ground. I want wings like yours dear. Let me soar and not be found. I sit her on the ocean. My legs to tired to stray. Waiting for you angel. Come show me your way. I don't want to be here. You're never here around. While you soar to the stars above, i'm can not hear a sound. I tarry by the water, as night begets the day. Waiting for you always. Hoping you'll come to play. I do not want to be here. In a world where you are not crowned. Or where you can not see me. You lost me in the crowd. I stare across the ocean. I have done it for awhile. But i wait for you still gladly. Because you always make me smile. I do not want to be here. The moments go unabound. When I tell you that I love you. I want you to be around. Devl

Uplifting And Inspiring Quotes
"A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed. It feels an impulsion. But the sky knows the reasons and patterns behind all clouds. And you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons." "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." "Spirituality leaps where science cannot yet follow, because science must always test and measure, and much of reality and human experience is immeasurable." "Learning is finding out what you already know. Doing is demonstrating that you know it. Teaching is reminding others that they know it just as well as you do. We are all learners, doers and teachers." The grass is always greener 'till you get to the other side..... Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. Be happy with what you have while working for what you want. Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. Live your l

Dreams That Pass
The night was hot and humid. You were sleeping but I could not. We were both sleeping in the nude, no blankets, and the fan on, sending a gentle breeze over us. Since I could not sleep, I look at you there. My eyes glancing at your face, then over your busom, down to your pussy and over your legs. Watching you breathe your eyes closed, I feel my cock rise and I begin to slowly stroke it. In a strange sense of sympathy, you begin to mutter in a dream, "Cum for me, hon. Cum for me." In your dream, your hand moves to your pussy and rubs the hair there, your finger entering you and feeling around then drawing in and out of your pussy, the other hand reaches to your mouth and you suck your finger in and out of your mouth, like you do to my cock. I lean down and watch you fuck yourself with your fingers, getting so excited. She is masturbating in here dreams, I think in a massive sense of excitement. I start jerking off hard and harder as I watch your hand go to y

Cherry Tap Life
it has been very strange and scarey in tapland the last 24 hrs,but also wonderfull,wow what a mix of emotions,its 2pm humpday and im off to work again,i get to get up at 7am everyday .but my dick pics are back and safe,i think?and theres a smile on my face from an unexpected adveture with a very good friend.everybody have a greatday and evening

To The Bearer Of My Heart ...
I'll give you my heart; I'll open it up, Will you listen to its small still voice? For soft and quiet my heart will speak Did you hear it? Did you listen well? Do you understand what it said? For deep is the love that it speaks to you, Deep as the rose is red. So, take my heart and treat it well And forever in this life, Come walk with me, your hand in mine, My future, my destiny, my life ...

What Grave Baby Means
You entered: Grave Baby There are 9 letters in your name. Those 9 letters total to 38 There are 3 vowels and 6 consonants in your name. Your number is: 11 The characteristics of #11 are: High spiritual plane, intuitive, illumination, idealist, a dreamer. The expression or destiny for #11: Your Expression number is 11. The number 11 is the first of the master numbers. It is associated with idealistic concepts and rather spiritual issues. Accordingly, it is a number with potentials that are somewhat more difficult to live up to. You have the capacity to be inspirational, and the ability to lead merely by your own example. An inborn inner strength and awareness can make you an excellent teacher, social worker, philosopher, or advisor. No matter what area of work you pursue, you are very aware and sensitive to the highest sense of your environment. Your intuition is very strong; in fact, many psychic people and those involved in occult studies have the number 11 expression. Yo

Omg Gotta See This!
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Last Day In Beijing
Ahh last night in beijing, past couple of days have been pretty cool though. weather wasnt too good so did some random junk like going to the zoo (big concrete mess but had an amazing aquarium!) saw the panda....it was a panda..... (smaller than i thought they were) and wandering the old streets of beijing. Might go up the TV broadcats tower 480 meters above beijing to check out the view today and a couple of temples i have missed. Went to another club called rock and roll in the hope that would not be a regular dance club, but was worng. although they did wave the entrabce fee and take us to VIP booth, so was bearable i suppose the last two evenings we saw the beijing opera (very odd, lots of women played by men very overactively but it was too sum it up; very bling mime with lots of screeching and cool acrobatics) and saw the best kung fu show in china, which pretty much makes it the best one in the world as far as im concerened and it was very very good, well worth seeing

Christmas Care Packages For Our Troops!
Through the USO you can make a donation for care packages for our Troops. If you'd like to make a donation, the link to their site is listed below. http://www.usocares.org/src/uso_home.htm It's not a bad deal for $25. There are many other sites that you can make similar donations for care packages. This just happens to be the one I use. With the holidays getting close, it's important to remember them. Feel free to repost if you wish... Thanks!

Ok For All The People That Want To Know About My Condition Here Is All The Info You Need
ok i have had countless amounts of people wanting to know more on spina bifida so below is a link to the information Go to http://www.sbaa.org

Even Though Your Not Here
Even though your not here with me I want you to know you are always on my mind Even though your not here with me I see u in my dreams when I sleep Even though your not here with me I think about you day and night Even though your not here with me I know being with you is worth while Even though your not here with me Loving you is all I can ever do

Write Write Write
just because her eye's dont tear doesn't mean her heart don't cry. and just because she comes off strong doesn't mean there's nothing wrong. I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out. If being fresh to death is a crime, i think its time for me to see the jury. I SEE IT AS THIS... If you knew the person I've become I promise you, you would cry-- no don't thank me baby, it's all because of YOU It hurts when I dream of you but not nearly as much as when I wake up. how can i miss you when you were never even here it was in that moment i realized loving someone doesn't always make them love you

Hahaha!
Purerave SUCKS.. Lol! This is gonna be funny, hearing all the whiney babies crying about 80% of their images being deleted God, I HATE the people on that site... They fully deserve any hacking brought forth unto them :O)

Pesinality
Your Personality Profile You are pure, moral, and adaptable. You tend to blend into your surroundings. Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends. You believe that you live a virtuous life... And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye. As a result, people tend to crave your approval. The World's Shortest Personality Test

Lil Girls...xo
Longing for your little arms around my neck Missin your giggles when I told you to sleep. I turn away from little faces just to blink back tears. Every night is the same, I blast the music to drown out my fears. So detached from reality, I forget about the insanity. I paste a smile on my heart when inside I know there's a frown. You don't know the treasures you maintain until they've slipped thru your fingers. You ask why I'm so lost, why I'm floundering in this blasted sea... I have no real answers, no pretense left for you or for me. I miss your little strawberry kisses, the feeling of dependancy. I envy mothers who've stolen my clock. Do they realize how sweet time is with little hands in theirs/ I'm detached, immobilized, depressurized. Needing you as much as you need me.

For That Jt Fucker
OK Mr Steve. Number One. YOU WERE ON MY FRIENDS LIST until you deleted me because i had other on it. I read your blog then. YOU are a top blog and I READ MOST OF THEM. I could care less about your little fucking dramas. Jelly is my friend since i Joined. I added Dance cuz shes nice as well as Mic. I dont judge others by YOUR opinions. I am sick and tired of the baby bullshit here. I have better things to do than to "stalk" you LOL. You kept sending Mr Rush to me saying I read your blog. They are public...you dont want people to read them then geez...make em friends only. You need to grow up. My 8 year olds have more sense. Seriously...blog about something else instead of being the gossip monger you are!!! People read your blog cuz you are an attention whore. SO please grow up JT. If theres one thing I learned you treat others how you want to be treated. You do not set out to ruin people. I have told Jelly and Rush the same things. I cant comment his retarded blog. Its been real peo

* H A !! *
Which Female Rockstar are you? Gwen StefaniLead singer of No Doubt You kick massive amounts of ass on a daily basis. Your music is upbeat, happy ska/punk, and so is your personality. You've got the energy and the attitude to put on a killer show. Your life is all about your boys, and who could ask for better ones? Whether you're chilling with your man, Gavin from Bush, or rocking out with your best friends (your band), you can be one of the guys, while looking like one of the sexiest girls alive! The best part is, unlike most female celebrities, it's not only your body that makes you hot (although those abs don't hurt). Your style, energy, and personality are the things that most your fans adore about you. Your hair changes with your mood, but it always looks great whether it's platinum blonde, blue, pink, or brown. You can take any outfit and turn it into a fashion statement; whether it's a sports bra and diamond jewlery, or a bathing suit top and baggy pants. And no matter what peop

Kthxbye
So, talked to John and he filled me in on whats going on over there in Afghanistan, hes been outside the wire (outside Kaf -the main camp) since the second week in October, and as far as he knows he is going to be out there till at least December 12th before his coy is going to get some relief. His days are spent digging and sandbagging..fun i know..He said the place is starting to look like a sandbag fortress!! Must be quite a sight - cant wait to see the pictures he took. Since he has been out there theres no computers, no phones, showers or even REAL FOOD..these poor guys sleepin on the ground, eating rations for 2 months, not being able to shower properly or keep in touch with loved ones like everyone else. They havent been getting their mail or their care pkg's because its too hard for the drivers to get everything out to them safely..remember they are front line infantry troops.. I think someone felt bad for them and drove them out a SAT phone which was nice, and they had a co

My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Snow...
I really want it to snow. It just doesnt feel like christmas time. I just want to watch Frosty (the old one not the one where he gets married), while it snows out, with the firplace going, and drinking hot chocolate. I love that when you go outside at nite after it's been snowing all day, and the smell of the snow and the fireplaces going. I really cant wait. And I want my christmas tree!!! I want a real one, but I think wer'e doing a fake one so it doesnt have to come down before I leave for Flordia. I want the snow and the lights. I think I want to go up to NYC and see the tree lit up and mabey I'll attempt to ice skate.

Wannabe's.... A Blog By My Best Friend Steinie
Good morning everyone I am up early to catch a few hours of alone time time here before the day starts and decided to share some thoughts on things that have been on my mind lately. My number one issue that has predominated my thoughts lately are friendship and trust.Since about August of last year I have learned a very hard series of lessons about both of these and what the words honor among friends means. A long talk with an old friend brought everything into focus for me this week.This friend and I walked the same path of booze and drugs and wild life in our younger days and he sobered up a few years before I did in the late 1980s, so he understands my perspective and I totally trust this man and his advice. Honor. I consider honor to be something one cant earn through a deed or buy with a gift to a friend to make up for a wrong committed. An honorable man does what he says and is who he is and portrays himself to be day after day.An honorable man takes care of his friends and famil

The Rain Falls In Drops Hitting The Ground
The rain falls in drops hitting the ground It echoes the floor creating a sound i close my eyes tell my self to just breathe nothing else matters as long as pain leaves. My heart feels lifted at one thought of you The stupid immature things that you do My laugh comes out quiet and private I guess Nothing else matters nothing but this The way that you walk and chuck things about To bad you have trouble figuring this out They all say you like me But you keep your mouth shut I said i would wait but i'm getting sick of the buts Tomorrow i'm sure ill feel the same as today You're the only one to that i can say

Heart Broken
Long blonde hair Big blue eyes Behind her smile The truth lies She cries herself To sleep at night She wishes things were simple Plain; black and white But things are hard To understand For she is not in control And things are out of her hands No one can help her Not even her friends Sometimes she wants Her life to just end The pain is hurting her It’s killing her soul Her heart is now broken When it used to be whole She wonders why This happend to her She wants things As they once were Maybe one day She’ll learn to forgive But as of right now She doesn’t want to live He really hurt her He was the one that she loved So now she prays for help From the good Lord above But no one could guess Of all the pain Built up inside her Making her insane Soon she will have had About all she can take She just can’t handle Another heart break She

I Didn't Feel Like Writing About Me, So I Didn't , Part 2
Poems and things I like,part 2!! "The Garden" Part 2!! The Primrose by Robert Herrick Ask me why I send you here This sweet infanta of the year? Ask me why I send to you This Primrose,thus bepearled with dew? I will whisper to your ears, The sweets of love are mixed with tears. Ask me why this flower does show So yellow-green,and sickly too? Ask me why the stalk is weak and bending,(yetit doth not break?) I will answer,These discover, What fainting hope are in a lover. Another poem for the garden!! Ah! Sunflower by William Blake Ah Sunflower! weary of time, Who countest the steps of the Sun, Seeking after that sweet golden clime Where the travellers journey is done: Where the Youth pined away with desire, And the pale Vergin shrouded in snow Arise from their graves and aspire Where my Sunflower wishes to go. Thats all for the poems for now. The next part will be about the other stuff. But I'm still working on that part!! ;)

Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. We could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Ho

The Peeping Tom-ette
She looked at the clock on the wall in the kitchen and soon was headed upstairs to her room. Turning off the lights, she ran to the window and slowly peeked through the blinds. What she was looking at was a swimming pool, but that wasn’t what she was aiming to see that evening, it was who was going to be at the pool that she wanted to see. And there he came, wearing nothing more than a blue towel around his waist. His back was towards her so he never noticed her gazing eyes as he took off the towel to reveal nothing underneath. Her heart started to skip a beat when he dove into the pool. Sometimes she wished that she was the water in that pool and when he did dive in, she would feel every part of his body as he rippled through her. It made her shiver every time she thought about, it sending her mind racing. He would do this every single night at around 9 o clock and would swim for about ten minutes or so, and then by her surprise would masturbate in the lounge chair.

Wanted: By *b*
WANTED: BY *B* What I really want in my man…. It will always matter; Don’t want a non romantic that Has negative loose chatter. I would fall deeply for the sentimental And adventurous kind; Whose considerate to include me Instead of leaving me behind. Not interested in one who can put me Aside to have a selfish episode; That even as a dull frog once kissed Still remains a stubborn toad. Can’t stand a hoodwink that Is so tightly locked down inside; Or a drawn out drunk that acts out With foolish pride. Greatly moved by a passionate gentleman Who can whisper sweet nothings in my ear; Whose full of surprises and fun, he He lures me in with my full attention when he’s near. Can’t resist a true expressive romantic That remains simple and upright; That proves to be anything but a sea of troubles That’s deceiving and uptight! And of course being well dressed will always add A point or two; Intentional roaming eyes give me the Impression he won’t remain t

Baby Talk
Everything about this pic equals a bad time. Babies are like nature, you have no control over it. You try to stop a baby from crying and they just cry louder. No wonder why people shake their babies. I'm not condoning it, but I could easily see why some slug picks his baby up during a fit and just squeezes it's head to make the screaming go away. I was on a train yesterday, this really ugly baby was staring at me through the space between the seats. And just because the baby was really ugly, and looked like a brat, I started making scary faces at him. I could see that I had his attention and it wasn't because he was amused, he was scared shitless. The more distorted I made my face the more I could see his eyes well up. It was like a cartoon where the character starts to get flush from their feet up and then finally blows a gasket. I could almost plan it to the exact second when he was ready to blow. Sure enough within seconds of my last mean face he lets out a death-curdling scream

Looking For You
Wednesday, December 6, 2006 Looking for you The best things in life are looking for you. Are you in a place where they can find you? Life expects you to be who you most sincerely are, and life expects to find you where you most truly wish to be. It is at that place that life will deliver its richest treasures to you. However, you could miss out on those treasures if you're caught up in pursuing someone else's dream. Success will never reach you when you're busy following another person's idea of what it should be. There is a truly magnificent success that is meant for you, and that is right for you. Look beyond the mere outward tokens that are so often associated with success, and look at what truly matters to you. It is there that you will find fertile ground for great achievement. It is there that your best possibilities will be fulfilled. Life is looking to richly reward you. So get yourself in the place where life is looking. -- Ralph Marston

Blah..
Have you ever felt as though life takes a turn for the worst when you least expect it to..I am usually always the one that is very optimistic about things and hopeful of a change. I often sit and wonder here recently how i can change or make my life better, but in the end its never changed. Im on this spirling rollercoaster of fate and for some god aweful reason im scared to death that im going to fall off of it at any given moment, and if i do where would i land? I am 26 yrs old and im not able to get out and enjoy life, yeah i go to work and stuff but hell thats hard on me to do now. I fear every night when i go to bed if i am going to wake up to see the next morning. My fears have overcome me so much in the last month..I just wanted to write this and get it off my chest..Thanks for reading if you did and commenting if you did also.later

Gorgeous Friend
Hey Everyone!! My GORGEOUS Friend Bobbi Is In The Hottest CherryTap Girl Contest!!! She Needs LOTS Of Comments..PLZ GO SPAM HER FOR AWHILE!!...She Defiently Deserves To Win..Go Show Her Some Love Please Thanks Lovlies x0x0x -Ash Music Video:THE QUEEN AND I (by Gym Class Heroes)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

A Home
GOD SENT AN ANGEL DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE WITH WINGS LIKE A DOVE SOWRING THROW THE SKY IN SERACH FOR A HEART TO MAKE HIS HOME HE LOOKED TOWRADS THE NORTH THE EAST AND WEST NO HEART HE DIDN'T FIND THERE HE STOOD CRING OUT THIS LONE ANGEL NEEDS A HOME TO REST HIS LOVE THEN I WALKED BY HIM HIS CLOTHS WAS TORN HIS HEART SHADERD HE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH A TEAR IN HIS EYE I BENT DOWN AND SAID WHY DO U CRY HE REPLYED I HAVE NO HOME THEN I FELT A TEAR FALL FROM MY EYE HE STOOD UP AND BRUSH THE TEAR FROM MY CHEEK AND SOFLY SAID DONT CRY FOR ME FOR I HAVE FOUND WHAT IAM LOOKING FOR I REPLYED WHAT DID U FIND HE SAID IN THE SOFTEST VOICE I FOUND MY HOME

M.i.l.f 's Rocks ..cum Vote
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Our Friendship Is Dead (and So Are You)
This is a poem I wrote a long time ago lol I have finally lost my humanity Nothing remains, not a shred It has all disappeared, vanished I now become what you dread I could just throw you out a window Splatter your brains on the pavement But I’d much rather torture you So I’ll tie you up in my basement Turncoat, I’ve removed the knife The one you placed in my back You betrayal cut me deep but I’ll cut you deeper, slash and hack I’ll take a razor, remove your eyelids I don’t want you to miss a thing How much suffering can you withstand? We’ll know soon, as I give you my pain I want to hear your skull crack Take a sledgehammer to your head Break every bone one by one I won’t be happy until your dead You were never there for me, not once Even though I loved you like a brother You crashed here, slept on this pillow I think I’ll use it on you…to smother Oh, go ahead…inhale…exhale… I’ll grant you one final breath Revenge really is so very sweet And

Orgasms For Peace
A group called Orgasm for Peace is trying to promote peace by trying to have everyone in the world have an orgasm at the same time on Dec 22. To prepare for the Dec. 22 orgasm, women are starting now, and men will be told two minutes ahead of time. - Conan O'Brien

Plz Read
Influenza, or the flu, is a respiratory infection caused by a variety of flu viruses. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that 35 to 50 million Americans come down with the flu during each flu season, which typically lasts from November to March. Children are two to three times more likely than adults to get sick with the flu, and children frequently spread the virus to others. Although most people recover from the illness, CDC estimates that in the United States more than 100,000 people are hospitalized and about 36,000 people die from the flu and its complications every year. When and Where Do People Usually Get the Flu? Flu outbreaks usually begin suddenly and occur mainly in the late fall and winter. The disease spreads through communities creating an epidemic. During the epidemic, the number of cases peaks in about three weeks and subsides after another three or four weeks. Half of the population of a community may be affected. Because schools

^^electric Touch^^
I remember the electricity when our hands first touched the newness the excitement the taste of the forbidden. It was a breaking of tension the end of a game and the beginning of so much more As our lips touched tasting each other first softly then firmly then openly we watched our inhibitions float away turning unthinkable thoughts into heavenly deeds as our willpower collapsed in the wind a quivering breath But as we fade from mortal souls and slip into a torrent of passion and desire let's not fool ourselves about forever nor pretend this is something grand Let's be in love for one night so we can watch it fade when the morning comes Let's live a lifetime in these moonlight hours and never look back in the dawn Because we both have lives to lead and our own trails to blaze and even though tonight we burn for each other our fire will smolder and die under the weight of the morning dew And then we can spend the rest of our lives forgetti

The Xmas Hacker
The Xmas Hacker 'Twas the night before Christmas On the net near and far Not a newsgroup had traffic 'Cept Talk-dot-Bizarre The phone lines were hung By the modems with care In hopes that some articles Soon would be there I was tired and weary And needed the sack But instead I was into A long winters hack When there, by the system The modem did chatter I jumped from my desk What could be the matter? Away to the system I flew like a flash I wondered aloud "Sounds like a disk crash." The glow of the system From just received news Gave the lustre of midday To some really bizarre views When what do I see There right next to the fuse? But a funny little hacker And eight cpus The funny little hacker His words carefully chosen I knew in a moment It must be Rich Rosen! More rapid than leased lines His systems they came He whistled and shouted

Next, First N Last
NEXTS 1. Next person you'll kiss: shannon when her silly ass gets here 2. Next movie you want to see: black christmas 3. Next person you want to go out with: engaged 5. Next time you're going out: i dunno 6. Next place you'll take vacation: japan 7. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey out: drink some more 8. Next thing you are going to eat:just ate some tuna 9. Next time you plan to be drunk: tonight 10. Next thing you are going to do outside: freeze my ass off 11. Next person you'd like to see fill this out: whoever feels like it -------------------------------------------------------- LASTS: 1. Last kiss: shannon 2. Last person you hugged: shannon 3. Last person you spoke to: moms 4. Last alcoholic beverage: jack daniels 6. Last movie: harsh times fuck me running cuz that movie sucked major donkey dick 7. Last person you thought of: i shun have to say she knows who she is 8. Last school you went to: benedict college 9. La

What I Hate
you what i hate is when people lie to my face and cant be straight forward and treat me like i dont know nothing.. NEWSFLASH i know more then what they know..lol only iif they knew ( dont forget to look over your shoulder) lmao.. ha i'm think and beautiful and if u dont f__ken like it then go away. ok thats all for now i had to get it off my chest.

The Beauty Within
The Beauty Within ============= The beauty within is a powerful sanctuary that exists within each being on the planet earth. Many do not realise or have discovered the love and beauty that lives within their being and in their soul. This beauty is a well of energy that you can connect with and can rest within it, your being can bathe within its inner beauty and can benefit from its light and vibration. This well is your own space and haven where you can retire to when you need time for yourself and to connect with the creator. Your well is completely connected with the creator’s energy and love and is a pure space of divine and heavenly energy. Some may have glimpsed this wonderful space that exists within your being it is like your own mediation room or your own world of happiness and joy. It is your own unique place that only you can access and only you can understand. A place that allows you to be your true self and to experience the blessings of creator, allowing you to see

Plz I Need Comment Bombing To Help Me Out!
i'm running in third place now plz i need help so i can win one of these! but i can't comment cause they got me blocked...lol and tommorrow moring it's over so plz can u help me? maria click on my pic to comment!

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Subject: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

My Brother
as of yesterday, it is now 3 years since they found my brother he committed suicide and had been missing for two years when they found him, he left and we didnt know where to, so my mom had a missing persons report on him and then they reported on the tv and the newspaper that they had found some human remains in some woods close to where my mom lived, so my mom got in touch with the police abd after like 2 months they idenified them as my brother. when he left i was living in alabama and they were all here in georgia, he was mad at me when he killed himself and he wouldnt even talk to me, so now i am having a hard time dealing with it. i have never faced the truth that it was him and probably never will , but i still cant even face the fact that it was more than likely him, but i dont think i will ever believe that i do not have my brother in my life anymore or ever again. he was a very good person at heart and he helped everyone that he could, he helped me everytime i needed him,

"dogowners" Piss Me Off Sometimes!!!
I live in a small town in the middle of Oregon. Big farm country and most people drive big ass trucks. Which they seem te haul everything plus their dog!! Yeah, dogs run around loose in the back and being an animal lover myself that upsets me a bit. The dogs seem to love it but they do not know the dangers of being unrestrained most of the time in the back of a vehicle. So today my daughter and I went shopping and we looked at this truck that was in the parking lot and this dog was dangling on the side of the truck. What happened he jumped off and his collar/leash kept him hanging. Luckily he could barely touch the floor so he was jumping up and down on his hind legs to try not to break his own neck. So I jumped out of my car to rescue this dog. I took him off the leash and had him jump back on the flatbed tied him up and prayed he would not jump again. I don't know why there is not a law preventing animals being in the back of trucks like that. It is so unsafe..not only for the

Merry Christmas
Season's Greetings Money's short times are hard Here's your fucking Christmas card Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And Dad smoking grass I'd just settled down For a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my place with my piece To see what the fuck was the matter Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment that it must be St. Nick He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick for my brother Mick He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart The son of a bitch blew the fucking chimney apart As he rode out of sight he said "Piss on you all And have a hell of a night"

Broken Heart
I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all Broken Heart You broke up with me yesterday and ripped my heart in two. I never thought I'd hurt this much, I couldn't stop crying over you. I do not feel complete anymore, A part of me is missing. I loved the way you used to play with my hair When we were on your bed, kissing. You are the man of my dreams. I wish we could be together. Now I know that it's just not possible But I want you to know that I'll love you Forever.

Lost Love
Lost Love When you came into the room, my world would stop its spin. But for you it was different, your liking someone else was to begin. This hurt inside, tore me apart. While you walked up, to break my heart. On every star I have wished, that one day I'd bump into you. And if that day ever comes, what I have to say will be true. "If you hadn't broke my heart, I'd love you to the end. But that night you came up to me, I lost my only friend. "I now know that you, have not lived to your fullest. Just like love at its bluest. "You can't always get what you want, I know its true. Nothing now can help us out for I no longer love you."

Thoughts Of Today!!
Trying not to fall off my path. Shadows of broken hope all around. Lost light of self's light. Struggling to hold fast to path. Wonders of wanders of life's path. Wonders if I'll rise from the ash that was my life. Lost path of staying true to myself. Path of life lost to the dark of ashes that were my life. These and others are my thoughts of today!!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Looks like this will make some excellent cookies!!! Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit up off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beater

Help - Please?!!!!
Does anyone know where I can get the cord that goes from my digital camera to the computer? (the usb cord) My dog chewed mine. And until then - I can't upload anymore pics from my webcam. =( *cries*

He Means The World To Me
He means the world to me for he is a beautiful soul the one and only man I know can make me whole he is the air I breathe with sweet addiction every day and the only man that's ever stolen my heart away who speaks to my attentive soul alluring me within his beauty completing me as a whole I love this man so much and only wish he knew that what I feel for him is nothing less than true

Your Love
Your love is the candle that lights my way raising my spirits when skies are grey Your love is the tide that sweeps me higher upon a sea of tender desire Your love is the fire that will never die burning eternally between You and I Your love is a rose glistening with dew captivating my soul by the beauty in You

Back On The Streets With The Phat Rockin' Beats
My DJ Names -MC Incoherent Raptor -MC Megadose of Mildew -MC 1 Grilled Cheese -MC Fragile Self-Esteem -MC Obvious Corporate Reference -MC Object Denoting Wealth -MC Dance Attack and Groin Pull -MC Sensible Health Plan .... (from my livejournal)

Just To Let You Know
Ok, so here my deal, I have exams this week, only three more to go currently, and Ive been pretty busy studying for those, but you will see me on occassionally when my brain needs a rest. Feel free to write and message and what not to me, just don't feel to disheartened if I don't get right back to you as I normally do. However, with the news of exams comes good and bad news. Good news, no class, bad news, gotta be out of my dorm for the Holidays, so that means I have to survive on a dial-up connection whenever I can't make it to the coffee shop...so you'll have to bear with me! Other than that, I have a laundry list of shit to do, here it is, in all its glory ~Calculus Exam ~Spanish Exam ~Ecology Exam ~Pack all my crap up for the Holidays ~Go to RM on Thursday ~Come back to Gville Friday for a friends party ~BACK to RM Saturday ~Meet Ravenspedigree for fun photoshoots and goofing off this weekend! (this is as long as he can get his hands on a vehicle and I'm not dea

Funeral
So yeah, I went to my frist furneral today for my Great Grandma. Of course im the emotional one, so i cried the whole way there and when i go there i broke down. Oh the better part, some of you that know me, I have a heart problem...well that acted up...so right in the middle...who passes out... *raises hand* me. So yeah. That was one of the worst days of my life. And to top it off. Something is going wrong with someone i love and I dont know what to say or how to say it, but there is just something that is bugging me sooooooo bad but i cant tell. *sigh* Gah why me. =(

Im Having Surgery
Just wanting to let all my friends know that I am going in tomorrow to have my gall bladder removed finally. And then hopefully after the first of the year I can carry my ass back to work. Sitting home all the time is driving me insane...LOL... Keep me and my family in your thoughts and prayers cause even if we arent on here often we do still think about all of you alot. Love to you all...

What Year I Should Have Been Born Under
You Should Have Been Born Under: You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

Donno What To Do Now That Your Gone
Now that your gone I donno what to do I love you with all my heart I'll never forget you can't wait till the day that your free I'll be waiting for you I'll never let go of your hand ever the day I hear your voice again is the day Ill come to you so we'll never be apart again I love you I love you I love you please don't forget about me cause I'll never forget about you all you need to do is remember my name if you remember that one thing we will be together again waiting and waiting for that one special call to pick up the phone and its your voice I will melt inside break down crying of joy from hearing your sweet voice again knowing that I'm yous again and that your mine knowing that within a few long days of driving you'll be in my arms and I'll be in yours kissing toue sweet lips for the first time will be like a dream come true and telling you that I love you over and over again and assuri

Memories
Purest Beauty of Autumn go and sail the skies, get some stars and decorate your hair with them lotus essence bathed in the moonlight for once upon a time Darling a teardrop fell... in love’s wishing well… MEMORIES... Memories are Precious...

Just 100 Years...
As we approach 2007, something to think about from 100 years in our past. Show this to your children and grandchildren... ?? THE YEAR 1906?? This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1906. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1906: ************************************ The average life expectancy was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in 1906 was 22 cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year A competent accountant could expect to earn $2,000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechani

♥ I Date Like A Man Lol ♥
You Date Like a Man According to studies on dating, you date like a man. You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time. Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you. And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while). You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it. You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting! Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?

Wow I Sure Owe Yall Alot Of Thanks
MY 1ST GIFT WOULD BE BAND-AIDS FOR EVERYONE WHO REPETEDLY VOTED OVER N OVER N OVER (KISS KISS THEM FINGERS IM SORRY) NOW ITS MY TURN TO REPAY THE FAVOR: LADIES ARE U IN CONTEST OR NEED MY HELP U COME GET ME ILL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON!! GUYS: KEEP YER MINDS CLEAN PLS I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR AS WELL BUT LIKE I SAID LOL KEEP IT CLEAN. LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE N KISSSSSSSSSSSSES TO EVERYONE THANKS AGAIN YER LIL HOT MOMMA

My Very First Blog Entry
This is my very first blog entry, and I'm tempted to write something deep, moving and profound, as many people do on their very first blog entries. You know, something about love, hate, hope, or just life in general. Something to make you happy, sad, angry, or even kick start your imagination. Something that makes you want to laugh, cry, sing, or even stand up and scream. However, I feel that writing something deep, moving and profound should be saved for the second blog entry and, as I've already told you, this is my first. LuckyHubby

Dread...
I'm fighting this feeling that everything is sinking down to some terrible depths. Everything in general, and that is frustrating because it leaves me without a topic to focus on. Main causes may possibly include: 1. Birth control switch. I was on the patch, moving to a pill. In the mean time going the natural way, which used to be unbearably painful and emotional. 2. Physical affection. It has been a million years since I have had a real hug or kiss much less that other messy stuff. I find myself longing to hug random people, and that could get me into trouble. This is also amplified by the hormonal change. 3. Jealousy. I was not struggling with jealousy on a regular basis for quite some time. Now I do, and there really isn't a way around that. The fact that I look down on myself for being jealous of situations that have been talked out and decided upon only makes it worse. Now that I have those laid out, I must work on solutions. I believe the best to be the

♥from My Baby To Me♥
He saw her over the gulf of eternity Sitting under the great oak. Her body swathed in pure white chiffon and lace, White and pure and soft. Her legs up Her body cradled over the box... the box of gold.. her gift. She sat there crying, Her sobs touching every fibre of her soul. For inside the box, was her gift, of love, her soul, her desire, her need. The precious seeds of her womanhood. With love those seeds would grow, venture out of the box into the sunlight, and through their growth fill her life with color the beautiful perfume of flowers, the wonder of birds and butterflies attracted by it's beauty. But her box was grey, Covered with years of neglect, the seeds resting on bone-dry soil. Her heart in hibernation. Her tears tracing lines down her cheek. He watched her. He understood. She fell asleep. She woke to see him there The box cradled lovingly in his lap Toolbox by his side. He was a million miles away across the great gulf yet see

I Am The Type Of Girl...................
I am the type of girl that would rather be at home and watch a movie or sit around and talk all night. I am the type of girl that runs around in the winter with flip flops on and her toenails painted. I am the type of girl that will cook you dinner and serve you while your watching tv. I am the type of girl that will do anything for you even when im pissed off at you. I am the girl that cries on your shoulder and expects you to give me a hug and tell me its gonna be ok. Im the type of girl that yells at her kids and then feels bad for doing so. I am the type of girl that gets jealous when a woman looks at her man and he looks back. I am the type of girl that will tell you how it is even when i know its gonna hurt your feelings. I am the type of girl that will sing at the top of my lungs in the car and not care who is looking at me. I am the type of girl that will be by your side even when your mad at me. I am the type of girl that forgives but never forgets. I am the type of girl that

My Double
My Double In hail and rain and sleet and snow, in gale and fog and freezing cold, I see him to his labour go, Yet he is old as I am old. I shrink and think: Life is not fair. He looks like me, yet Fate has ground Him in the bloody mire, and where He makes a bob I make a pound. Ay, how he seems the spit of me, And had I not the knack of rhyme, I, too, might muck in misery, Or grovel in the gutter grime. I grieve that there be rich and poor, And from my study snug and warm, I watch from luxury secure My broken brother breast the storm. And sad of soul again I say Alas that there be poor and rich; God speed the day when life will pay An equal wage to desk and ditch. Aye, even more - with just decree, Pay him a pound and me a bob . . . Yet though I mucked in misery, By God! I'd stick my rhyming job. And so I see with heart of rue his trudge to toil in daylight dim . . . But what the devil can I do? So many millions are like him. -Robert Willia

To All Profile Viewers!
if you taking the time to view my profile then please take the time to vote and comment on me in the angel contest,you'll find it if you scroll down my comments on my profile. thank-you all and have a great weekend! sandra

Lost Love
A candle burns As a lonely tear falls, A page of lost memories Is all she can recall. A flicker of light Illuminates the face Of a once bubbly girl Now a ghost in her place. The pictures of memories Aglow in her heart, Fresh in her soul From such a recent depart. An elated smile And a glimmer in his eye, The beach where they laid Off the cool summer isle. A snowflake that lies On top of his head, The winter they met With such a path ahead. The pages are turned Of lost memories indeed, Floating in the pool Of the tears of defeat.

What A Kiss Means
"what a kiss means" Besos.... Body: what a kiss means:: *kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" *A wink ---"Let's get it on" *Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" *Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" *Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go" *Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" *Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *If your kissing someone, close your eyes. It's not nice to stare. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Lo

Almost Got My Wish!
Well I almost got my wish. The pain went away and I thought things were all better! Sitting tonite watching a movie the pain came back. The only thing I did was go x-mas shopping for my sweetheart. Shh she doesnt know! She thinks I already got her stuff hehe :) Guess I should not have done that. I cant lay in bed all the time. I have bills to pay. I was going monday to see the doc and get cleared to return to work. Guess thats not going to happen. Well with all that said I think I will go kill myself now cause I really cant take this fucking pain anymore!!! OK not really. Nite all! Jim

Ghost Hunting With Girls Aloud
Hello myspace friends! This really is Something Kinda Oooooh! These are the video clips of Girls Aloud, Ghost Hunting with Yvette Fielding and they were passed onto me by none other than the lovely, gorgeous Cheryl Cole herself! Just click the links and you'll see the whole brilliant show. It's TV Gold: - Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 1 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 2 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 3 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 4 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 5 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 6 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 7 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 8 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 9 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 10 Andrew xXx

Flowers!!
THANK YOU TO WHO EVER SENT ME THE PRIVATE ROSES TODAY........AND THANK YOU TO WHOEVER SENT THEM YESTURDAY AS WELL!! I WISH I KNEW SO I COULD THANK U BOTH!! Get Women Graphics Angels codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts

Always Believe In Miracles
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but . . the old woman began, shooin

Leather N Lace
Who doesn't like women in lingere?Alot of men like their women in lingere.But what about just plain old fashion leather n lace? I know for me,I would like to wear leather n lace over the plain,boring lingere(well ok some of it ain't boring). The thing is,how many of you men out there would like to see women in leather n lace cracking a whip?Then again,how many of you would admit it? Think about very clearly,picture it in your mind's eye(so to speak)a nice leather bustier,lace panties with smooth as silk leather straps criss-crossing through it,high-heeled leather boots coming up the thigh?With just a little lace poking through? Who wouldn't like that?

Hi Everyone
well this weekend was fun. i had a blast and the reason why was cause i got out of the house and i let all the stress out and i feel much better today. i was so glad to have sometime to myself without kids and i got to have a great time at the bar and then went to a friends house and drank for the night and then went a friends house for the weekend and just walked in the door and my girlfreind and i were all happy.Well going to go now and talk to everyone soon. hope everyone had a hell of a weekend like i did . hotchick3

I Tried!!
Out of cherries but still want to buy gifts..do it above for free!! Oh what fun :P x0x0x0 Ok, i have spent hrs trying to get to each and everyone of you to say Happy Holidays and leave a comment. Its nearly impossible to keep track of where i have been...lol So i am posting this here for the friends i missed, please know that i didnt do it intentionally and i wish you all a very Merry Christmas!! My Christmas Wish For You My Christmas wish for you, my friend Is not a simple one For I wish you hope and joy and peace Days filled with warmth and sun I wish you love and friendship too Throughout the coming year Lots of laughter and happiness To fill your world with cheer May you count your blessings, one by one And when totaled by the lot May you find all you've been given To be more than what you sought May your journeys be short, your burdens light May your spirit never grow old May all your clouds have silver linings And your rainbows pots of gold I wish this

A Loss Letter. Or: A Time To Stand.
M. I wrote the letter and stared. I screamed and damned the progressive world. I died I looked at the sky, and realized there was no one looking over me. I looked down and saw my grave, saw my bed, saw too much. Saw the world birth new fascinating carbon, saw new fruit sprout in white dress goodbyes. Wet zits and beerbreath. I remember when I walked with a woman who didn't slow, I fell. I always imagined her returning to extend a hand But to imagine is an image, a line to progress past despair, towards hope and strength to stand in this world! Although I sat. Ridiculous in costume. The world will walk right past you if you dont stand up. Sometimes they'll step on you. and not even know it.

Gold Wrapping Paper
"Gold Wrapping Paper" The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger. An accident took

Reading The Sign Of The Times
Got these photos and blurb in an email the other day ------- This is a real Italian restaurant in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. You have to admit... This guy sure exercises his freedom of speech ! Casa Dice Restaurant signs, CLICK HERE Nothing like speaking of one’s own mind!!

Me, Myself, And I
I am a wife to my husband whom I have been Married to for 6yrs. I am a mother to my four boys. I enjoy the outdoors, playing cards, chatting online, surfing the web, playing playstation, watchin movies, and listenin to music. I am me and you have to either except me just as I am or don't except me at all. I don't try to be someone I am not and I don't change for no one I live my life for me and if I change for anyone it is for myself and because I wanted to. So I am just as I am. I am open and honest and do speak my mind. And sometimes I may even speak my mind without thinking what I am saying but that is just me. I do work hard at everything I do. And do my best at all. I believe there is no point in starting something if your not going to work hard at it and finish it. But that is just me and that is the way I am and you have to except me just as I am or not at all. I don't let what others think of me bother me Because I am who I am and I live with me. And as long as I am happy

Songs Of Yuletide Joy
HARK THE NEW AGE PAGANS SING! "Coeis and Morrigant " (Tune: "Hark the Herald Angels Sing") Hark the New Age Pagans Sing, Glory to the Holly King, Peace on Earth and mercy mild, God and Goddess reconciled, Hear us now as we proclaim, We have risen from the flames, Our ancient Craft now we reclaim, In the God and Goddess' names Hark the New Age Pagans Sing, Glory to the Holly King! Herne by highest love adored, Herne the ever-reborn Lord, At all times behold Him come, Offspring of the Holy One, Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see, Hail Incarnate Deity! Our ancient Craft now we reclaim, in the God and Goddess' names Hark the New Age Pagans Sing, Glory to the Holly King! YE CHILDREN ALL OF MOTHER EARTH Ellen Reed (Tune: "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear") Ye children all of Mother Earth join hands and circle around To celebrate the Solstice night When our lost Lord is found. Rejoice, the year has begun again The Sun blesses skies up above So share the season toge

La La La-
so, in another couple hours I will be blind and my fingers are going to be stuck!! I am once again making snowmen candies for my son's class, I do this every year for both my daughter's and my son's classes- lol when they make the gingerbread houses, ya know, the ones they use the milk cartons for?? Well, I make these cute little snowmen candies, ha, but it's a long process, but it's worth it, cause the kids always love them!! I'll get a pic up of em soon!! they are super cute!!

Life
I sit back and I watch my life pass before my eyes. I've seen so much growin up and experience it myself. I've dealt with so much and took so much. I would try so hard to keep something together knowin in my heart that I don't stand a chance. I always have to much hope and belief that everything will be okay. Know matter how hard I try it seems like my best isn't good enough. They still walk out, slipp away from my finger tips, and just crush my heart. I let people take my kindness for a weakness and I take so much. My heart has been torn in two, cute up, stabbed and lied to so many time. When will all of this stop. When will I be loved again. When will I feel happiness again. When will this hole in my heart be filled in with love. When will I find the love of my life. When will I stop fallin so easy for something that I think is to good to be true. I guess it's true everything that sounds to good to be true, is really true. Why so hard to get. I will never understand it. Why do I want

Peru Toasts Al Qaeda With Bad Bubbly
Peru toasts al Qaeda with bad bubbly Mon Dec 18, 8:18 AM ET Some Peruvian winemakers have ditched Santa Claus this festive season, instead turning to al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden to help their sales but authorities said the booze was unsafe to drink. Authorities in northern Peru this week uncovered a case of sparkling wine labeled "Bin Laden Champagne" that illegal local brewers hoped to sell at Christmas fairs for $1 a bottle. "Anyone who drunk the stuff would probably be seriously ill," said Carlos Segura, a town hall official in Chiclayo north of Lima, who had no idea why the wine was named after Bin Laden. "We tipped it into the sewers," he added.

How Old Am I
How old am I? A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesig

Asking For What You Want
Asking For What You Want Co-creating With The Universe Most people don't always fully realize that we all have within us the ability to cocreate our lives with the universe. So many of us are taught to accept what we are given and not even to dream of anything more. But our hopes and dreams are the universe whispering to us, planting an idea of what's possible while directing us toward the best use of our gifts. The universe truly wants to give us our hearts' desires, but we need to be clear about what they are and ask for them. To ask for something does not mean to beg or plead from a place of lack or unworthiness. It's like placing an order-we don't need to beg the salesperson for what we want or prove to them that we deserve to have it. It is their job to give us what we ask for; we only have to tell them what we want. Once we have a clear vision of what we desire, we simply step into the silent realm where all possibilities exist and let our desires be known. Whatever method

Geek Upgrades
Well folks, That time is comming upon us. No not that.. Geek upgrade time baby! lol I decided not to complain so much about overtime and just save part of it and spend the other on some needed upgrades. 1. new cpu AMD Opteron 165 dual core 1.8 ghz Its not the dual fx but It will do. Now if only I had that server mb I could have a quad core system.. mmmmmmmmmmm quad! $155 retail box! boom baby! 2. samsung dvd burner with light scribe.. - don't really need lightscribe but for $31 oem from newegg.com .. woot! lol 3. blue ant bluetooth headset x3 - $80 retail and for 40 off.. woot .. this is one sharp headset easy to setup on my pc.. and its on now.. hahahaha If your one of the lucky ones to have me on yahoo or msn.. prepare to hear my raspy voice .. sounds like chewing ice or something. hahahah 4. soundblaster xfi gamer edition.. at frys for $69 BOOM BABY! I can't wait to set that up.. I also bought xp pro and got a vista coupon.. booya bab

Old Money Defeats Coast Guard
NEWSFLASH! US coast guard deep sixes plans to fire live ammunition (for anti-terror exercises) on Lake Michigan. Why the change of heart? Usually the military gets its way...no? Well, here is where the vulgar display that is "Cash" rears its ugly head. Opponents of the proposition comprised mostly of yacht clubs, Macinaw boat racers, and all around deep pocketed boat hobbyists. Big fucking deal. Right? This is for "anti-terror" drills. I was brainwashed to believe thoes help fight invisible enemies. The military are the strong arms of government. They would surely win out? No. The old money of the yacht clubs held meetings firecely opposing the proposition, and I'm sure they greased a few wheels here and there to sway the decision towards no. Oh well, maybe I'm being dark, cynical, or even jaded... Maybe the coast guard had a change in heart... Maybe they figured people WOULD GET HURT... but then again we test nuclear bombs in the desert. No chance of hurt there? Right? Disgust

The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead.! " SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and! the ki d who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When

Letting Go...........
The day our lips first touched, I knew I made a mistake. I knew I would fall in love with you, And let my heart be yours to take. But, as the months went by, I knew you loved me too And all my worries faded away Because I thought I could never lose you. You always made me smile. Whenever I would cry, You would hold me close in your arms And never leave my side. After a while, We both realized Just how hard it would be For us to say all our goodbyes. I was going away to college, And there was nothing you could do. We tried so hard to stay together, But it just ended up hurting you. We made so many memories And I know I'll never forget All the times that we shared, All the moments I won't regret. You knew my favorite ice cream. I knew your favorite cologne. We knew all about each other And thought we'd never end up alone. But, now we must both move on. It will be for the best I know. There was a time when we had each other But now we have to j

What Is My Sexual Zodiac ? !
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Christmas Contest Im In
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