For obvious reasons, some of this has been edited to protect the individual's identity, such as I know it to be. Also, I didn't like some of the words he used; thus the use of the many asterisks (*). :-p This came from niceguy@***********.**.**
Anyway, this is an e-mail I received today. I could not pass up this opportunity, as it was clearly presented. Well, I could, but I didn't wish to do so. The first bit of fluff is his original e-mail. The second bit of fluff is my response to his e-mail.
The original e-mail:
Howard S. wrote:
i have a 103 lb wife 19 & we want a gurl 2 join us for a 3 way love we searched many profiles and we like urs so you will be pleasured in many ways and i will let you to suck my d*ck if ur a good gurl would that make you happy maybe ur a bad gurl who likes to take it up the *ss
were waiting 4 u
My response:
Wow! I'm thrilled. I cannot express just how honored I feel that you have chosen me to have a chance to be with you and your "103 lb wife 19". Just wait until I tell all of my friends... They'll all be so envious!
Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to take you up on this generous offer, however much it pains me not to be able to do so. It's terrible, really, but I already have plans. You know, breathing and whatnot. Rest assured, if I could get out of it, I'd be right there with you and your "103 lb wife 19".
Tears are dimming my vision. I fear that I cannot bear the disappointment. Imagine being presented with such a desirable and awesome offer, only to have all hopes dashed by prior obligations! It's terrible! It's so unfair! If you don't mind, I'll just take my leave now so that I may dwell in my misery.
