Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty
word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are
growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech
says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree
expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech
nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash
I have ever put my pecker in."
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!
