One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
Boy to do her first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hersheys kiss in his
Mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't", said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. Its the thing your Daddy wants from your Mommy
Before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "OH MY GOD!!! SPIT
IT OUT. IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!!"