According to CherryTAP this is today's daily horoscope for Aries:
"Remember the joys of flirting? See -- it took you so long to answer that question you clearly don't. Make eyes at the cutie at your local coffeehouse. Bat your eyelashes at the tollbooth worker. It'll lift your spirits."
What? Flirt? Me? IN PERSON? Shit. I am not a bat-your-eyelashes type of girl. I'm blunt and to the point when I say anything at all.
Flirt. Hah.
