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Hello all my little Seanites... Since you all dont knwo who i am .. seeing how i have only been here for oh.. about 2 days now .. much love from all the people here so far.. and much love back at you all .. but now to get to the point of the matter .. which is really bad and or really awesome pick up lines.. dont worry ladies .. these i will not try to use them on you... but what i would liek to see is for people to come up with the best.. or worst lines they have ever heard.. here i will start you off with a few of my personal favorites 1.)The C.I.A is after my penis .. can you help me hide it 2.) I got a penis....you got a Vagina ... what see if they like each other? 3. So i was thinking that we could go out for pizza ...maybe have some sex... 4. Hey baby wanna wrestle? Now the rest is up to you my babies.....make daddy proud.... Go forth and bring daddy home some jewels..
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